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(bells tinkling gently)
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(birds chirping)
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(soft wind whistling)
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(soft gentle music)
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(items clattering)
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(door hinge creaking)
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(gentle wind blowing)
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(John coughing)
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(brisk soft music)
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(door locks rattling)
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(helicopter engine roaring)
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- Hey, what's up, man?
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I hate to be that guy.
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I was the fool who did not pick up smokes
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on my way home from work.
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Would you mind if I...?
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(helicopter engine
roaring in the distance)
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I appreciate it.
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My contribution.
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- What is that, the Hope Diamond?
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- I think it's an ashtray.
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- You just move in?
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- Yeah, like three or four hours ago.
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I'm leaving the city soon,
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so I just basically packed up
all my shit at my old place.
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Sold it off there, found this place.
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No lease, snatched it
up online, sight unseen.
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How long have you been here?
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- I have an ex-husband,
hence just started smoking.
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About a decade, which I guess makes me
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the de facto ambassador
to the new tenants.
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- Does your ceiling have any leaks?
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- Ruin any of your stuff?
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- Nothing to ruin.
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- Well, my ex actually
left a bunch of stuff
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in the garage that I
was just gonna donate.
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If you want to have it for some temporary
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like furnishings and stuff.
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- Dude, that is really kind of you.
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And I will actually take you up on that.
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I would say let's just do it now,
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but you look like you're headed
off to surgery, doctor.
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- Yeah, I'm a wedding photographer
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and I just fell asleep
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in my get up right
after the reception.
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It was this kind of autumnal
equinox goth wedding.
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The thing that's awesome about LA
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is there's still this huge goth scene.
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So they were just slinging
around cocktails all night
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but started with blood and I got hit.
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- I'm about to blow your mind.
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The bar I work at, last night it was like
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the dark wave electro goth.
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I think, I dunno it looks like
sort of the Renaissance Fair to me,
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but I was wondering why
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I was getting more bloodtinis
spilled all over me than usual.
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And now I know,
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it is the, what'd you say?
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It was the autumn-in-al...
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- Autumnal. Autumnal equinox.
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(helicopter engine roaring)
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- It's when the weeds turn brown
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and the hills burn and everything smells
like barbecue all the time.
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I's beautiful.
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- Oh shit. Check this out.
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Last night up on that hillside.
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I saw this guy.
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- LA is like Halloween,
but just all the time.
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Is that your new place?
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- Yeah, that's it.
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That's my temporary digs.
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- It's actually been
vacant since I moved in.
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So it's kinda nice to have somebody
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watching out over us
over the neighborhood.
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It's getting worse. Vagrants.
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- It's been vacant for over a decade?
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Someone like murdered there or something?
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Was I supposed to have something
disclosed to me, what's up?
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- Actually, yeah. Yeah.
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A 90-year old grandma just
threw grandpa out of a window
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and he fell face first,
right where you're standing.
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(airplane engine roaring)
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-At least we're a cheap
ride to the airport.
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- There is this
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dude sits at my bar and
he always says this thing.
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He says, "Hey, it can only fall so fast."
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(John chuckling)
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I hope for that dude's sake
he was falling fast enough
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to not feel the impact.
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You know?
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- Oh no, I made that up.
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No one died. I was just kidding.
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Anyways. I got to get these bad boys
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motor checked and charged before church.
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So why don't you just swing on by
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when you want to move in your stuff?
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- Oh, here we go. Bad neighbor, I'm John.
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- Oh, Levi. Alright.
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Hey, thank you for this.
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- Check it out. That's hungry Dave.
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He is really aggressive.
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Don't let him get to eye level. Okay?
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(wind whistling)
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(bells tingling gently)
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(static noise)
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(ominous music)
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- What do I think went wrong?
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Either one of two things happened.
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Either they were trying to put together
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this really intricate,
beautiful cosmic puzzle.
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And some of those pieces
were extraordinary.
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Or the way they jammed them together,
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it just created this abstract mess
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that then they could imbue
with whatever meaning they wanted.
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It doesn't really matter
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because it affected them
in very different ways.
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And I don't think anything
is worth what happened.
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I still believe part of it was real.
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You can couch it in scientific terms,
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it doesn't really matter
because the result is the same.
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And it's really sad.
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(ominous music)
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I don't just mean the dead one.
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- And there is this yellow tail,
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but between me and it is
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is like this little like cavern
with some eel grass on it.
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And this like 19th century lobster trap,
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looks like something
busted out of it, right?
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And then... boom.
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I looked down, there's a
fucking claw around my arm.
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I look up, there's a lobster
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the size of Danny fucking DeVito.
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I kid you not.
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And he's dragging me
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and I'm so fascinated,
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but then I look it in its eyes
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but I almost forget I'm loaded
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and I can shoot left-handed, right?
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I just take aim and shtoonk,
spear the shit out of it.
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Barely fazes it. Barely fazes it.
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It just kind of saunters
off back into its cave.
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I've never see that lobster again.
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I never saw that spear again.
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I didn't get that big ass tuna,
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but that was the day
I learned that it's like,
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yeah, there's a lot of good
sushi places in Los Angeles,
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but I don't fuck with lobster rolls.
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Lobsters are intelligent creatures.
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- You can hop on my wifi
network if you want to.
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- My signal is shockingly good here,
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but I might take you up on that.
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What is your network?
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- It's "Behold the promised LAN"
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like L-A-N, it used to be
Mr. Rogers neighborhertz,
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but that was Lonnie's.
It is not even clever.
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Oh, the password is easy to remember.
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It's "JUDGEMENT DAY" all caps.
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- There's like a billion fucking networks.
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So I'm gonna have to mess with this later.
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But now I actually have to
get to this charity thing
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I do at the youth shelter.
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Can I grab you something for the way out?
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Like a beer or something?
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I really appreciate all this.
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- No, thank you.
Actually, I don't drink.
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- Good for you, bro.
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How long have you been sober?
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- About 10 years, honestly,
Lonnie was an AA.
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So that kinda made me an AA,
but never even had a problem.
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I just kinda got way into it.
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Stuck with it. I don't know.
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- Okay, cool.
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Don't forget your plant, on the way out.
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- Oh no, no that's yours.
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That's actually a house warming gift.
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My grandma runs this little nursery
up in the Central Valley.
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I give her a hand with sometimes.
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(phone ringing)
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Speak of the angel.
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- [John] Hey, actually, do you
mind if I take this up here?
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My signal disappears in the courtyard.
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- Ah, do what you gotta do.
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- Hey, grandma.
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I could probably just head on up there
next Sunday, like usual, you know.
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Yeah. I, of course, will groom
myself and wear a suit.
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Not just for God, but for you.
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Alright, amen to that.
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Alright. I'm gonna go. I love you. Bye.
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She's out of her mind, man. See you.
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- Can I interest you in,
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one for the road?
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- Yeah. Thank you.
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(soft wind whistling)
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(ominous music)
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(wind whistling)
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- Did you forget something?
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- Just come and see this.
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(ominous music)
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- It was moving on its own
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or something invisible was moving it.
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There was this light.
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- Yeah, no, absolutely.
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No doubt and I feel bad about this,
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I actually do have to
get to my charity thing
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at the youth shelter,
but I don't want to rush you.
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- Totally. Totally.
Yeah. What are we gonna do?
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Are we gonna like stand around all day
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and talk about how I thought I saw a ghost
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in your new apartment?
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I'm sorry. I'm the weirdest
new neighbor ever.
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And... don't be a stranger.
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(ominous music)
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(ominous music)
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(crystal clattering)
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(door banging)
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(diminishing invigorating music)
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- It's so weird.
- That's so dumb.
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- No, it's just weird.
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It's like you go your whole
life thinking certain things
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are always gonna be a mystery.
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Like the identity of Jack the Ripper
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or the Bermuda Triangle
or the Great Pyramids.
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- Pyramids aren't a mystery anymore.
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I saw this YouTube video
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and they're just ramps in wet sand.
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- Alright. Well, a lot of
things are still mysteries.
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You just don't expect to witness
one on a shitty afternoon
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in your cheap apartment,
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- We're more surveilled
than we ever are in history.
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Everyone has a camera
phone in their pocket
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and we still don't have
even a single actual bit
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of evidence for a ghost
or supernatural, whatever.
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(ominous music)
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Man...
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there it is.
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It's right there.
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- It's weird though.
I don't necessarily feel...
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(ominous music)
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Do you feel scared?
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- When it was happening,
when we're looking at it, I...
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I really did,
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but it's getting replaced by something.
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- Alright, this is gonna sound weird
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because you and me just met
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but when I first moved out to LA,
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I get a job bar backing
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and one of my first days
I'm polishing a glass
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and this dude behind the bar is like,
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"Hey, how long are you gonna give it?"
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Like, how long am I gonna give it
to strike gold out west, right?
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And I tell him,
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actually what do you think I told him?
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- 39 years.
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- I said 10 but it ended up being 20.
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And I'm still driving
the same shitty Mazda,
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to the same bar, except my kidneys hurt,
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I am self medicating and
pretty sure my liver is shot.
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00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,326
Alright, so like photography, right?
261
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,370
Like, that was supposed
to be your golden in, right?
262
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,997
The thing you're passionate about,
263
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,332
the thing that allows
you to make a living,
264
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,876
but it hasn't worked out
for you yet, right?
265
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:45,713
Like, tons of things
like that, dude, tons.
266
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,382
Life's weird. Like, sometimes
things just don't happen,
267
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,551
but that happened, right?
268
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,970
And that's more scarce than gold.
269
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,223
It's like proof of the supernatural.
270
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:58,142
That's like, book deals and like movies
271
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:01,521
and like TV shows and like religious views
272
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,231
and shit getting...
273
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,446
- So what do we do?
- (knocking on the door)
274
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,407
- Hello?
275
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,578
Hello.
276
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,080
- Hello.
277
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:22,542
(airplane engine roaring)
278
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,671
- Oh.
279
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,011
So, the house I grew up in,
280
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,346
had this big ass windows
281
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,056
the pigeons could not see,
282
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,475
so they just slammed into it,
slammed into it.
283
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:40,768
And you can't tell at first
284
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,228
whether they are just like stunned
285
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,063
or their brains are mush.
286
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:47,316
We build these things
and it protects them.
287
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,110
So they don't get eaten by like a cat
288
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,779
and shit while we're waiting
to see if they wake up or not.
289
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,739
- Oh, we will never get the
full effect of it on a podcast.
290
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:55,658
- What?
291
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,326
- If we're gonna try to
prove the supernatural,
292
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,328
we're gonna need some kind of visuals
293
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,705
or people won't believe it.
294
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,916
- What are you thinking, like
a YouTube channel or something?
295
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,251
- YouTube is like a whole like subscriber,
296
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,379
metadata algorithm, hot girl thumbnail,
297
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,632
like channel subscribe...
I don't understand YouTube.
298
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,933
I was thinking a documentary.
299
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:29,191
-Alright. Well, I actually
do have to run to work now,
300
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,902
but I don't think I work tomorrow night.
301
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,196
If you wanted to reconvene then
and get it started.
302
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,366
- Yeah, let's do it.
303
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,160
- Alright.
304
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,204
(Levi groaning)
305
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,170
Is it possible this is extremely dangerous
306
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,422
and we just completely
overlooked that part?
307
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,763
- No one's ever died of like
a demon or a ghost or whatever.
308
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:02,475
It's always just slamming
cabinets and doors
309
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,311
and like cold spots and stuff.
310
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,730
- Totally. So if it gets
dangerous, we just stop.
311
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,148
Easy, right?
312
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,232
I'll see you then.
313
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,067
Can you take care of that?
314
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,818
Just put it somewhere safe
inside the house.
315
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:19,200
Hey, hi. So sorry I did
not make it to the thing.
316
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,954
- Yeah, at first I did find
it a little bit strange
317
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,748
that the youth shelter
that Levi volunteers at
318
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,833
would send somebody to check on him
319
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,710
when he doesn't show up, but...
320
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,587
- [Isabel] I'm sorry.
321
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:35,591
I think your bio was in one
of the destroyed hard drives.
322
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,927
- Maybe let's get that first.
- Oh, yeah.
323
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,137
- Okay?
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.
324
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,597
- [Levi] Just because
this feels a little bit weird,
325
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,057
is it okay if I just look at you?
326
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,642
I know John likes it like this,
327
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,811
but could we just...?
328
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,313
- [John] I started out with photography
329
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,523
and I thought a better way
330
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:53,025
to finance photography was
to become a math teacher.
331
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,402
I thought it'd be more chill.
332
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,112
I thought I'd be the cool teacher,
333
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,114
but those kids they just hated me,
334
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,740
even though I adjusted the curve so much
335
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,701
I should've been fired.
336
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:06,080
Some people, they like kids,
but they are not good.
337
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,541
Anyways, I fell in love with Lonnie
338
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,085
and chased him out here to LA.
339
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,339
Now I spend my days and
nights charging scooters,
340
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,342
and I hope that the rent check clears
341
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,219
so that I'm not moving in with my grandma
342
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,429
when I'm in my thirties.
343
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,141
Move on to the...
344
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,225
the convict thing?
345
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,018
- [Levi] I mean, I think the
reason why I got into this
346
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:32,314
with John was that I just
loved watching the X Files
347
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,192
with my sister when I was little.
348
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,404
Now it's like everything's
the X Files, I guess.
349
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,740
- [John] Even though Levi
played it off really well,
350
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,534
I knew something about that guy was...
351
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,079
(soft soothing music)
352
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,666
You know, I'll say this...
353
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,836
I can totally see why he wouldn't
want to share something like that.
354
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,549
(ominous music)
355
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,330
Hey, careful with the threading
on that thing, it's kinda old.
356
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,376
Is your phone okay?
357
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:35,252
- Yeah, I'm all good.
358
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:41,425
- God, is all that heat just
coming from the closet?
359
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,594
- Yeah, it is hot as shit.
360
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:48,682
I have this theory that the
downstairs unit is vacant
361
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,976
and maybe like someone left on a heater
362
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:54,980
or how kind of sweet would ghost fire be?
363
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,775
- Yeah, how much do you
think like Netflix pays
364
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,401
for one of these documentaries.
365
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:03,030
You hear about movies selling
at film festivals for millions of dollars.
366
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,449
So I would say at least like 10 million,
367
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,784
something like that.
368
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,119
- Honestly, that sounds kind of low.
369
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,040
Oh, hey. I know it's
a little early for this,
370
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,793
but I was thinking
a little bit about the title.
371
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,920
Alright, check this out.
372
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:21,799
"Something In The Light."
373
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,136
Isn't that cool?
374
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:29,682
I get it.
375
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,600
- Yeah, because of the fucking...
the light.
376
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,728
That's dope. I thought of one too.
377
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:49,994
"The Door That Wouldn't Shut."
378
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,537
(door creaking)
379
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:52,496
- For the title?
380
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,417
Yeah, it's cool.
381
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:57,293
- Thank you.
382
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,841
- It's probably got too many syllables
though, you know. Right?
383
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,552
(camera clicks)
384
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,640
- I'm pretty sure that's the...
385
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:14,143
almost the exact same
amount of syllables.
386
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,062
- It's got one more syllable.
387
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,355
It's hard to remember.
388
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,524
So titles are important.
389
00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:26,488
(footsteps diminishing)
390
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,664
(TV hissing)
391
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:45,466
(air whooshing)
392
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,100
- [John] Praise Jesus.
393
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,520
(air whooshing)
394
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,868
(crystal clanking)
395
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,829
I guess that waits for you for that part.
396
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,707
(crystal beeping)
397
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:23,379
You rolling? Are you rolling'?
398
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,255
- Oh shit.
- Alright, I'm getting it.
399
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,216
(rapid beeping)
400
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:28,592
- Wait.
401
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:31,095
(camera beeping)
402
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:31,929
Fuck!
403
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:35,766
Camera overheated
and the SD card was full.
404
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,768
So we couldn't have
gotten anything anyways.
405
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,436
I might've gotten
something on the film camera,
406
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,356
but I doubt it and I didn't
charge the batteries.
407
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,608
So welcome to amateur hour.
408
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,986
- Dude, I feel like if you
get anything on day one,
409
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:47,987
that's a win.
410
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,154
- We didn't get anything.
411
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,490
Your camera was completely out of focus.
412
00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,117
- I don't think it was.
413
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,869
And also I just feel
like this is an indicator
414
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:59,790
that we need a better plan,
better equipment,
415
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,960
real cameras, real lighting,
real microphones.
416
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:03,794
- This is real.
417
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,629
- No, but I mean like professional stuff,
418
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:06,714
like when you see politicians
419
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,383
and they got all microphones
on their collars.
420
00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:11,301
We should like divvy up tasks.
421
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,637
Like, you be the main camera guy
422
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,764
and I'll be the supplementary camera guy.
423
00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,266
I could do all the audio stuff.
424
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:21,937
And you could do like
the video organizing.
425
00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:22,771
- Data manager.
426
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,023
- Data entry. Exactly.
427
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:27,818
And obviously we don't know when exactly
428
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:28,736
this thing's happening.
429
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:30,863
We're probably going to take shifts.
430
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:33,449
So, here you go.
431
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:36,118
Remember to lock up,
432
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:40,122
remember to leave all the windows open,
so you don't fucking cook us.
433
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:43,000
- You know this is how stupid people
get murdered on "Dateline," right?
434
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,169
- You're gonna murder me?
435
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,758
- No one's getting murdered.
436
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,551
And ghosts can't kill you either.
437
00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:53,385
- You keep saying that,
438
00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:57,556
but you're not Dana Fox or Mulder Scully.
439
00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:00,059
- How do you think a ghost kills someone?
It has a ghost knife?
440
00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:04,146
Hey, while you're up there
can you reach me another beer?
441
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:05,272
Actually, what is that?
442
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:06,690
- It's just like an energy supplement
443
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,484
I get off this nutropics website.
444
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,362
- Are they safe?
445
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:16,992
- Yeah, it's just like
an all natural amino acid.
446
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,662
(ominous music)
447
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,971
(upbeat music)
448
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:10,212
(diminishing soft music)
449
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,297
- Kind of hard to explain,
450
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,882
but yeah. I mean, I'm kind of an idiot.
451
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,135
I was supposed to do
something with him tonight,
452
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,178
but I forgot to get his contact info
453
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:19,805
and he's not home so...
454
00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:23,559
Grandma, you genius.
455
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:28,438
Yeah. He's gotta be on some
kind of social media somewhere, right?
456
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:32,234
(ominous music)
457
00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:38,949
Sorry. Yeah. I'll call you back later on.
458
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,492
I love you.
459
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:41,618
Bye.
460
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:50,002
(banging on door)
461
00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:55,340
- What's up, man?
462
00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:56,508
Oh, they make me dress like this
463
00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:57,676
for like the speakeasy shit,
464
00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:58,886
it fucking sucks.
465
00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:01,263
Did I get the right hard drives?
466
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,473
Dope, I actually,
467
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,642
I picked up a high decibel
camera right next to my work.
468
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,352
So, I have that too.
469
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,189
Did you get the gear?
470
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,357
- Yeah.
471
00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:13,984
- Awesome. Okay.
472
00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:16,445
Are we're gonna do this or...?
473
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:19,990
- Yeah.
474
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,951
- And the gear?
475
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:23,702
- Yeah.
476
00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:28,290
(ominous music)
477
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:41,678
(bells jingling)
478
00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:47,017
(ominous music)
479
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:12,459
(camera stand falling)
480
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:16,129
- Hey, John.
I know I said I could do this,
481
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,507
but I was incorrect.
482
00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,467
Do you mind helping me out?
483
00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,055
Thanks, bud.
484
00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:27,849
This camera's basically
what I was talking about
485
00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:30,310
in terms of a bigger thing and
actually never told you this.
486
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:31,478
I was gonna buy a bunch
487
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,272
of camera equipment several years back,
488
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:37,067
but someone told me my tips would
go up 20 to 40% if I fixed my teeth.
489
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,152
So I got braces, spent
all the money on that.
490
00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:41,530
Didn't get the camera
equipment, check this out.
491
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,202
- You are on the audio.
492
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,329
- Was I supposed to?
493
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:50,247
- It's alright, I got it.
494
00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:57,796
- So, are you being weird
because we forgot to run audio?
495
00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:59,381
- The other day in front of our place.
496
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,967
Who was that?
497
00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:04,970
- That was my probation counselor.
498
00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:08,181
I told you I've got the charity thing
I do at the youth shelter
499
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:09,850
and they just get really
weird when I don't show up
500
00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,226
or I'm late or anything.
501
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:12,060
- You know that everyone
502
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,688
would say there's a huge difference
between volunteer work
503
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:16,481
and mandatory community service.
504
00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:17,482
- I don't want to get
caught up in the weeds
505
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:20,944
of what exactly that's called.
506
00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:22,571
- You want to tell me what
you did to get yourself a PO.
507
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:25,866
- It is a not an interesting story,
not even worth telling.
508
00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:36,126
So you read online that I'm
a registered sex offender?
509
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:41,173
- What?
510
00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,592
- I was having to go cocktails,
511
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:46,136
during one of the big city-wide shutdowns
512
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,721
and I had to piss really bad.
513
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:50,932
There were literally no
restrooms open anywhere.
514
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:54,311
I see this alley, I go back there,
I am relieving myself
515
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,270
and the next thing I know,
516
00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:56,563
I'm pissing all over my shoes
517
00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:58,190
because a cop handcuffs me
518
00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:00,442
because apparently that was
the wall of a daycare center.
519
00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:02,819
A closed daycare center.
520
00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:07,366
- Is that true?
521
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:09,576
- Yeah. It's true.
522
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:11,912
I mean, you can look up the court record
but those things are really dry
523
00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,081
and I just gave the Cliffs Notes version.
524
00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:15,415
And it's really hard to defend yourself
525
00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:19,169
against pedophilia allegations
wearing a fucking bow tie.
526
00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:33,141
(soft humming)
527
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,947
(TV humming softly)
528
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,210
- Are we rolling?
529
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,294
- Yeah, we're rolling.
530
00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:07,050
(camera clicking)
531
00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:13,140
When I was younger I did
this thing called geocaching.
532
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:14,891
It's kind of like scavenger hunting,
533
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,852
but for adults with a GPS, you know.
534
00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:22,607
And 10 or 20 years ago I found this book
535
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,734
and it was a really cool
536
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,154
kind of pseudoscience coffee table book.
537
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,197
It was called the "Geometry of Magnetism."
538
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:33,201
And it's written in like Esperanto
539
00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:35,036
and the author's name was redacted.
540
00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:44,254
I swear to you, that symbol
is on the cover of my book.
541
00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:48,967
- What? That's not very ghost like.
542
00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:49,843
- No.
543
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:54,764
Do I seem okay?
544
00:32:57,851 --> 00:32:58,935
- I don't know.
545
00:32:58,977 --> 00:32:59,853
I don't know you.
546
00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,396
- No, I mean, do I seem like
547
00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:03,523
I'm having some kind of a psychotic break?
548
00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:07,944
- No, psychotic breaks
are totally different.
549
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:14,993
(soft wind whistling)
550
00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:18,038
- If you're a ghost, do something.
551
00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:22,918
(soft wind whistling)
552
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,712
Different, do something different.
553
00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,135
I mean, we don't actually have any reason
554
00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:34,596
to think that this is
a ghost or a poltergeist,
555
00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:36,848
except for some movies
or books that we've read.
556
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,976
I mean, we might have this all wrong.
557
00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:44,064
- So what is it?
558
00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:47,317
- That's the question.
559
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:53,532
(resonant rejuvenating music)
560
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,040
The symbol that's on my book
561
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:03,959
and that was on that refraction,
562
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,419
I swear to God, I've also been
seeing it all over the city.
563
00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:12,467
(resonant rejuvenating music)
564
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:16,888
Look, all of this is the EM spectrum,
565
00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:19,975
ElectroMagnetic spectrum,
it's radio waves on up
566
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,936
to the visible light and
this is using derivatives
567
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,604
to find acceleration of velocity,
568
00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:27,065
but, look, the value for gravity is wrong.
569
00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:29,359
They've just changed it
and I don't really know why.
570
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,486
And then this is a ratio
571
00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:33,196
that's kind of like pi,
572
00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:34,698
which people call them golden ratio.
573
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,033
- Were you quoting Dan Brown
books right now?
574
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,326
- What?
575
00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:40,078
- I'm not making a
Da Vinci Code documentary.
576
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,789
- No, Jesus, no, it's just a ratio.
577
00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:45,584
It's not exactly the
Fibonacci sequence or pi
578
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:46,835
or the golden ratio or whatever.
579
00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,211
It's just an irrational number
580
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:49,754
with infinite decimals out to infinity.
581
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,840
There are millions of irrational numbers.
582
00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:54,301
This is common in the world and in math.
583
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:57,470
And it has something
to do with a rectangle,
584
00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:59,306
that when it's expressed as a ratio,
585
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,558
it is that irrational number.
586
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,059
I don't know what it means either.
587
00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:07,063
- This has nothing to
do with nautilus shells,
588
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,565
the Grail or Stonehenge?
589
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:13,862
(airplane engine roaring)
590
00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:18,825
(electric static noise)
591
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,829
- Everything we've seen so far.
592
00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:23,997
It's either been
593
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:27,208
on the EM spectrum,
visible light, radio waves...
594
00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:29,794
or...
595
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:34,132
(resonant rejuvenating music)
596
00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:35,300
...gravity.
597
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:39,679
(resonant rejuvenating music)
598
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,442
- Okay. So it's like,
599
00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:54,611
there's one for gravity
600
00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:57,280
and there's one for electrical shock.
601
00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:58,239
- Electromagnetism.
602
00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,407
- Right, yeah.
603
00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:00,659
- Maybe there's two of them.
604
00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,452
- Two what?
605
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:09,250
Man, I hope the neighbors are alright?
606
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:11,961
- I heard there was a murder.
607
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,756
- Hey, I keep having this thought.
608
00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:16,091
Mind giving me a light really quick?
609
00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:16,716
- I got you.
610
00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:18,718
- Jesus.
611
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,014
Okay.
612
00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:26,518
Here you go. Don't
forget you got to inhale.
613
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:29,437
- When we first met, you said this phrase,
614
00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:32,774
it was, "You can only fall so fast."
615
00:36:32,816 --> 00:36:33,858
Why did you say that?
616
00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:37,612
- I wanted to be a skydive instructor.
617
00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:38,697
- No shit.
- Yeah.
618
00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:40,573
- How many times did you jump?
- One.
619
00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:43,159
-And then I was like,
620
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,203
hey, maybe I'll like start a band,
621
00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:47,288
but how do you find all
those different people
622
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:49,624
to play those individual instruments?
623
00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:52,293
And then I was like,
624
00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:55,130
well, maybe I'll get into like
the skateboard apparel industry,
625
00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:56,715
but for some reason my parole counselor
626
00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:59,592
was really against me
getting into fashion.
627
00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:06,307
And I wanted to work on
a fishing boat in Jamaica,
628
00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:08,101
maybe like surf tours or something.
629
00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:12,897
But there was some legal
issues with the passport.
630
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:16,192
The point is that nothing
ever quite clicked.
631
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,944
- Yes. I floated around a lot too.
632
00:37:22,532 --> 00:37:26,703
I feel like I was built for this.
633
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:31,249
- I would also think I was built for this
634
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:34,043
if my thing was electricity
635
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:36,546
and treasure hunting and not gravity.
636
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,592
- There's nothing to that?
637
00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:42,552
- I mean, my entire life,
638
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,430
I felt like there's like
this invisible force
639
00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:49,142
just holding me back from
accomplishing anything
640
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,394
I dream about, anything I want to do.
641
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:52,187
- That's super depressing
642
00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,772
and you should talk to
a therapist about that.
643
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:56,775
- I am not like a
continuously depressed person.
644
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,737
This cop just totally parked in my space.
645
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:04,449
I just feel like someone
chucked me out of an airplane
646
00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:05,825
when I was a baby.
647
00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:09,162
And I've been at terminal
velocity my entire life.
648
00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:13,541
I didn't ask that person to
chuck me out of that airplane.
649
00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:25,428
(cop cursing)
650
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:29,682
- How does your parole work?
651
00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:34,020
(deep breathing)
652
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:57,043
(knock on the door)
653
00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:06,845
You know it's insanely weird
654
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:09,264
that you give apples
to kids for Halloween.
655
00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:11,599
Actually you know what's weird
is that their parents don't just check
656
00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:14,185
the sex offender registry before
they send them marching up
657
00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:15,103
to your door.
658
00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:15,854
You know, they're gonna check
659
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,272
those apples for razors though.
660
00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:19,274
- The OD across the way was originally
661
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:20,024
reported as a murder
662
00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:21,776
and parents still bring
their children there.
663
00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:23,319
I don't think they're worried about
664
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,238
the guy who peed on a wall.
665
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,949
(camera clicking)
666
00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:30,660
(ominous music)
667
00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:55,101
(door creaking)
668
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:58,771
(ominous music)
669
00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:13,202
(items clattering)
670
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,422
- [Robert] Well, basically when people buy
671
00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:26,341
or build on a property,
672
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:28,509
they hire me to come in
673
00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:30,803
and assess for any geologic hazards,
674
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:35,892
landslides, seismic activity,
sink holes, volcanoes.
675
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,519
- [John] Volcanoes? Are you serious?
676
00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:40,271
- Yeah. Volcanoes.
677
00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:41,564
(ominous music)
678
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:42,565
- [John] That's awesome.
679
00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:43,942
Can you just tell me what you found
680
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:46,027
in the soil samples beneath the apartment?
681
00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:47,445
- Yeah. Well, I know you were concerned
682
00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:48,529
that there were some anomalies.
683
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:51,616
The chromium was a little high.
684
00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:53,034
There was some lead in there.
685
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:55,662
I assume from a pre-1978 paint job,
686
00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:57,872
but everything was okay.
687
00:40:57,914 --> 00:41:00,541
No more arsenic or anything like that.
688
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:03,211
- [John] The other...
the other thing I know.
689
00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:04,337
- What's that?
690
00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:05,922
- [John] The crystal thing.
691
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:07,131
- The crystal?
692
00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:09,801
- Are you alright?
693
00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:15,515
(footsteps approaching)
694
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,395
- Do you mind shooting this real quick?
695
00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:21,145
-Why?
696
00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,942
- Well, it's supposed to be 175
697
00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:31,364
and it's obviously much lower.
698
00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:32,615
And if gravity is fluctuating
699
00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:34,242
that much it could be really messing
700
00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:36,786
with the foundation of the building
701
00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:39,497
and that earthquake had
just been a warning shot.
702
00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,960
- I don't want to invalidate
what you're saying at all.
703
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,628
It's just, you know,
I mean, we live in Los Angeles,
704
00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:46,796
there's earthquakes all the time
705
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:51,634
and people's weight
fluctuates. It's normal.
706
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:53,594
I mean, I just think we've got to be
kind of scientific about this,
707
00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:58,099
we can't just assign meaning
to every little thing.
708
00:41:58,141 --> 00:41:59,267
- I get all that,
709
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:02,770
but if in a month we got
from some floating things
710
00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:06,149
and some lights to earthquakes,
by New Year's
711
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:07,984
we would be under rubble.
712
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:10,153
And we did agree when we started this,
713
00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:12,530
that if we felt like we
were in danger, we'd stop.
714
00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:14,323
And I'm not saying we should stop.
715
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,785
I think we should at
least acknowledge this.
716
00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:27,336
- I've been giving some thought
to that title you suggested.
717
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:31,591
And honestly I think I just
judged it a little too early
718
00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:33,134
and I think it's thematically resonant
719
00:42:33,176 --> 00:42:35,261
with what we're trying to do here.
720
00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:37,430
And I think we should use it.
721
00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:45,146
- "The Door That Wouldn't Shut."
722
00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:49,984
(ghostly whistling)
723
00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:56,908
(electric static noise)
724
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:02,538
(ominous music)
725
00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:07,251
- Hey, can you mute that really quick?
726
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:13,508
(ominous music)
727
00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:28,981
(door creaking)
728
00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:33,027
(ominous music)
729
00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:52,713
- I listen to this podcast...
730
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,383
Actually can you record that
really quick on your camera?
731
00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:00,138
- So, we're rolling.
732
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:04,350
- I have this podcast
that I listened to by...
733
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:07,436
I don't even know.
734
00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:12,984
He has this kind of wild unifying theory
735
00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:18,156
of the universe that the
aliens actually planted
736
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:20,324
the building blocks of life on earth
737
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:23,202
as some kind of a science experiment.
738
00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,037
And they don't want to
contaminate their experiment,
739
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:27,290
which is why we don't hear from them,
740
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,208
but we will make contact
741
00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,251
or they will make contact
742
00:44:30,293 --> 00:44:34,380
at some point once we are socially
and politically evolved enough.
743
00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:36,632
So maybe that's now, maybe that's us,
744
00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:40,094
and maybe the heat and all these critters
745
00:44:40,136 --> 00:44:41,679
and all of that is just
the flora and fauna
746
00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,015
and weather from another planet.
747
00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:52,523
- And that's actually
really interesting.
748
00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:55,234
Do you mind if I jump in there
and just kind of...? Okay.
749
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:57,737
I'm just gonna have to get that frame up.
750
00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:02,241
So here's the thing,
751
00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:04,619
I saw online the other day
752
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:07,288
that basically scientists think
753
00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:10,875
that there are some planets
sort of like earth, right?
754
00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:12,668
But the nearest one,
755
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:14,545
like the nearest one
they would have water,
756
00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:16,756
the nearest one would have little
critters like we've been hearing.
757
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:21,469
It would be like 6,000 years away using
758
00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:23,804
the best technology we
could possibly come up with.
759
00:45:25,181 --> 00:45:26,515
That being what it is,
760
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,727
how do we explain it being in my attic?
761
00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:33,439
Also, where did you hear this podcast?
762
00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:37,276
- Just on a message board somewhere.
763
00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:41,530
-Are there message boards for more things
764
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:44,492
than like anime and finding
contract killers and stuff?
765
00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:46,410
- Just because something
sounds a little bit crazy
766
00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:50,498
doesn't mean it's not partially true.
I mean, that's how you find truth.
767
00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:53,584
MK-Ultra, that was actually mind control.
768
00:45:53,626 --> 00:45:55,753
COINTELPRO that was real,
769
00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:58,965
soft disclosure of UFO's
just happened to Congress.
770
00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:03,427
- Here we are at the launch status center.
771
00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:06,973
Let's go inside and see if we
can find anybody to talk to.
772
00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:12,395
NASA has known about a time travel method
773
00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:13,854
of Albert Einstein.
774
00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:15,815
He said, if you travel
at the speed of light,
775
00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:17,441
you can time travel.
776
00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:21,946
- Time travel.
777
00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:23,114
- Start over.
778
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:26,033
(ominous music)
779
00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:18,961
- There is no light source.
780
00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:25,509
(ominous music)
781
00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:27,553
- Crystal?
782
00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:30,598
You mean the quartz deposits?
783
00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:33,642
- [John] Yeah, and how
it can create electricity and focus.
784
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,270
- It definitely doesn't
create electricity.
785
00:47:36,312 --> 00:47:39,148
Quartz is the most abundant
mineral in the world.
786
00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:42,526
If you have them underneath
your house, you're fine.
787
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:45,738
(soft humming)
788
00:47:46,906 --> 00:47:49,909
(ominous music)
789
00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:17,061
- [John] In your own words.
790
00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:19,105
Just say what happened here?
791
00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:24,193
- I think that if one was to express
792
00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:28,114
what you thought happened to you,
793
00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:29,990
it might be seen as trying
794
00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,909
to garner some fame and attention.
795
00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:35,162
- [John] Hang on a minute.
You know, these things found us,
796
00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:36,872
we're not doing it for fame or recognition
797
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,541
or anything like that.
798
00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:43,712
We just... You know,
we just saw something profound
799
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:47,925
and we wanted to share it with the world.
800
00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:51,846
I don't know what the
problem with that would be.
801
00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:54,890
- I don't want to be rude.
802
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,559
- [John] No, it's okay. It's okay.
803
00:48:57,685 --> 00:49:01,063
- Why didn't you play
yourselves in the recreations?
804
00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:06,861
(door banging)
805
00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:13,409
- Is that exactly where
the snake skin was?
806
00:49:14,910 --> 00:49:18,539
- Yeah. It was a little
bit more in a closet,
807
00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:20,249
but I just pulled it a
little out for the shot,
808
00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,293
just so it would show up
more on camera on this side.
809
00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:24,003
- Okay. Cool.
810
00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:26,380
Well, I mean, your sleep looked great.
811
00:49:26,422 --> 00:49:28,048
You wanna cut?
812
00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:29,800
- Yeah. Okay. Awesome.
813
00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:33,762
- Alright. It's so weird
doing all this stuff over again.
814
00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:36,432
It's like you're taking too many edibles
815
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:37,600
and watch Unsolved Mysteries
816
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,852
and you think you on
the recreation sketch.
817
00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:42,104
-Cannabis is actually
a powerful nootropic...
818
00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:45,566
- Pod of orcas,
819
00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:46,775
apex predator of the sea,
820
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:49,111
and obviously an orca has never attacked
821
00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:51,071
a human in the wild,
822
00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:53,699
but still just out of fucking respect,
823
00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:55,284
I hold out the spear
824
00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:57,828
and one of them swims over.
825
00:49:57,870 --> 00:49:58,746
I call him Shamoo.
826
00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:01,499
He swam over and just gently ate
827
00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:04,210
the stingray off my spear
828
00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:05,753
and then swims away with the pod singing
829
00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:08,422
these beautiful whale
songs like just for me.
830
00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:09,965
- Hey, I keep on having this idea.
831
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:11,675
Actually do you mind
rolling this really quick?
832
00:50:11,717 --> 00:50:12,551
I'm sorry. I just.
833
00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:15,596
- Yeah. Yeah. Let's do this.
834
00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:18,766
- So I think you're right about
835
00:50:18,807 --> 00:50:20,809
the distance thing with the aliens.
836
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:23,312
I think it's impossible
to have had alien contact,
837
00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:24,522
it's too far away,
838
00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:26,524
but if the universe is actually
839
00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:29,735
in 10 dimensions like this
Ted talk I listened to,
840
00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:32,112
maybe these gateways to other dimensions
841
00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:33,739
are actually just all around us.
842
00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:36,033
And the gateways are right on top of us.
843
00:50:36,075 --> 00:50:37,076
We just can't see them.
844
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:39,161
So maybe your closet down there,
845
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:42,665
that's just another gateway
to another dimension
846
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:45,501
that has different temperatures
847
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:48,546
and different flora and fauna,
and our creators
848
00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:52,633
trying to...
trying to get us to do something.
849
00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:58,347
You like it?
850
00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:04,770
- See, that and this,
851
00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:07,189
just a couple of things
I'm gonna miss about LA.
852
00:51:07,231 --> 00:51:08,732
- I think you're crazy if you are leaving.
853
00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:11,026
- I mean, this is gonna change everything.
854
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:17,700
- The other night I was
leaving my shift at work.
855
00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:19,285
I heard a little buzz
856
00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:23,455
and I'm walking home, walking up Sunset.
857
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:24,665
There's all these people
who are getting ready
858
00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:26,417
for some big, dirty crazy night out.
859
00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:28,085
And you kind of feel the energy of it.
860
00:51:28,127 --> 00:51:30,921
And the Santa Ana winds are blowing
861
00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:35,426
and I look over and it's another coyote.
862
00:51:36,594 --> 00:51:39,680
He's looking right through me
like I'm a ghost.
863
00:51:39,722 --> 00:51:40,848
And then he just trots off
864
00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:44,351
down Sunset Boulevard,
that big old coyote smile.
865
00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:47,980
And no one talks about like
those moments in Los Angeles.
866
00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:48,814
People talk about the traffic.
867
00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:51,692
People talk about everything else,
everything they can complain about,
868
00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:54,862
but they never talk about
like those magical LA moments.
869
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,491
- Yeah. You got to dig
deep in this city but...
870
00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:03,078
the magic's there.
871
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,705
- Today I had this fantasy,
872
00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:06,457
of living in some small town,
873
00:52:06,498 --> 00:52:08,792
like a small town,
like in Stephen King stories,
874
00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:10,419
where you can afford rent
875
00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:12,296
and like some big ass Victorian house
876
00:52:12,338 --> 00:52:17,176
and get a dog and go to summer festivals
877
00:52:17,217 --> 00:52:18,427
and eat fresh produce.
878
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:23,474
And this documentary would
be like my retirement fund
879
00:52:23,515 --> 00:52:24,642
for that life.
880
00:52:24,683 --> 00:52:26,935
- You know, they chose
this location for Hollywood
881
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,771
because of the beautiful light?
882
00:52:30,022 --> 00:52:34,735
I'm no Hemingway but I feel
like we found light literally
883
00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:37,446
and metaphorically just
right down in your apartment.
884
00:52:38,364 --> 00:52:39,615
Maybe you should take that as a sign.
885
00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:41,784
Stick around a little while longer,
886
00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:43,118
finish this documentary.
887
00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:47,956
You'll see another magic coyote.
888
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,960
Maybe I can set you up with someone.
889
00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:55,798
- Here we go.
890
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:57,049
- What?
891
00:52:57,091 --> 00:53:00,302
- Like I've never been
attracted to anyone.
892
00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:04,056
And that is a very hard thing
893
00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:08,018
to explain to people that
you'd be interested in dating.
894
00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:12,773
(airplane engine roaring)
895
00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:18,195
- It's getting a little unsettling.
896
00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:21,532
- You don't think that has anything
897
00:53:21,573 --> 00:53:24,243
to do with what we're doing downstairs,
898
00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:25,911
this Bermuda triangle shit?
899
00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:30,249
- No. I get the no attraction thing,
900
00:53:30,290 --> 00:53:33,043
but, you know, Lonnie,
for all of his faults,
901
00:53:33,085 --> 00:53:35,295
for all the reasons it didn't
really work out between us,
902
00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:39,383
I mean, at least he was accepting.
903
00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:41,593
You know, he wanted to bring kids
into this apocalypse,
904
00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:43,178
which is bonkers.
905
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:45,848
- How do you mean?
906
00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:51,061
- I was out with this guy
one time on one of the apps
907
00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:53,856
and we're talking about all the ways
908
00:53:53,897 --> 00:53:55,899
that the world could end.
909
00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:59,737
I mean, we're all gonna die, right?
910
00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:02,489
We're so fixated on not dying,
911
00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:04,491
but it's all gonna happen to us,
so what's the big deal?
912
00:54:04,533 --> 00:54:06,452
I mean, what's even the big deal with...
913
00:54:08,704 --> 00:54:10,831
with like genocides.
914
00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:15,210
And then the conversation naturally led
915
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,504
to my church and people get all binary
916
00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:19,757
when they hear
the word evangelical, so...
917
00:54:19,798 --> 00:54:22,760
I mean, people use this phrase
to give themselves peace.
918
00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:24,052
"This too shall pass," right?
919
00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:25,387
But you can just say,
920
00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:27,556
"This too shall end."
921
00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:30,934
It's the same sentiment,
the world's ending for sure. Right?
922
00:54:30,976 --> 00:54:33,937
So why even worry?
923
00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:39,276
You know, it's kinda like
you not wanting to
924
00:54:39,318 --> 00:54:40,569
do it with anyone.
925
00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:44,114
You don't understand it unless it's you.
926
00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:50,662
- Alright. Actually I got to get to bed.
927
00:54:51,205 --> 00:54:52,247
-Actually the bar is open soon
928
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,499
if you want we can just
grab a quick drink.
929
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:56,084
- No, I've got to work tonight.
930
00:54:58,086 --> 00:55:01,006
(ominous music)
931
00:55:05,677 --> 00:55:07,346
- [narrator] That makes them
quite literally the angels
932
00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:09,306
of not just Abrahamic religions,
933
00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:12,226
but very likely the
Samaritans and Babylonians.
934
00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:14,645
Well, folks, tonight, this
lone voice in the desert,
935
00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:17,523
will talk to author Jesse Summoner
about his latest book,
936
00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:18,857
"Inter-dimensional Angels,
937
00:55:18,899 --> 00:55:20,901
Spirituality in an Ultra-Terrestrial
938
00:55:20,943 --> 00:55:22,152
World Multiverse",
939
00:55:22,194 --> 00:55:23,654
as well as his lecture series
940
00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:24,947
on the works of John Keel
941
00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:27,950
and research into so-called
Arcadian time anomalies,
942
00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:28,951
in the world, San Diego.
943
00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:37,000
- Why are you dressed like that?
944
00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:41,630
- I don't want to get
bit by a black widow.
945
00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:44,633
If that snake, going into the walls,
946
00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:46,802
bit someone
947
00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:51,598
and we didn't call animal control.
I'd feel really bad.
948
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,599
- I thought I'd measure
949
00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:55,561
because building codes
have standardized ratios
950
00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:57,145
for a long time.
951
00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:59,815
So you can buy third-party
stuff from Home Depot.
952
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:03,151
Your closet threshold
has a different ratio
953
00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:06,113
than the rest of the building.
954
00:56:06,154 --> 00:56:08,532
(ominous music)
955
00:56:20,252 --> 00:56:23,171
(wind chimes jingling)
956
00:56:24,131 --> 00:56:26,800
(ominous music)
957
00:56:41,773 --> 00:56:42,774
- Holy shit.
958
00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:47,237
(ominous music)
959
00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:15,307
(man talking indistinctly on device)
960
00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:31,823
(man talking indistinctly on device)
961
00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:45,087
- There's this thing
called Jerusalem syndrome.
962
00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:46,171
It's when people go to
963
00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:48,423
that city for the first
time in the modern day,
964
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:52,928
they get the sense that their
whole life led to that moment.
965
00:57:56,264 --> 00:57:58,058
I think maybe that's what I'm doing.
966
00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:01,645
- That's what they speak in Jerusalem?
967
00:58:01,687 --> 00:58:02,729
- No, that was Greek.
968
00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:06,024
- I had this really cool math teacher,
969
00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:07,943
the one that got me into math.
970
00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:08,986
And she was this hippie
971
00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:11,113
that would do these long units
972
00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:13,657
on interesting mathematicians.
973
00:58:13,699 --> 00:58:16,284
And she did this whole week on Pythagoras.
974
00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:18,203
You know, the triangle guy?
975
00:58:19,871 --> 00:58:21,581
A squared + B squared?
976
00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:24,626
High school, middle school?
977
00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:30,340
Anyway, he actually had this society,
978
00:58:30,382 --> 00:58:31,341
some people called it a cult,
979
00:58:31,383 --> 00:58:33,844
but it was called the
Pythagorean brotherhood.
980
00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:36,471
And they did everything from
a numerology to reincarnation,
981
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:39,433
to, you know, ritual summoning magic.
982
00:58:39,474 --> 00:58:40,851
They worshipped numbers.
983
00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:45,355
What I'm getting at is I fully recognize
984
00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:47,399
I might be all Jerusalem syndrome
985
00:58:47,441 --> 00:58:53,280
in LA right now, but I think
maybe that's what this is.
986
00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:56,575
I think it's the Pythagoreans.
987
00:58:56,616 --> 00:58:59,870
- Well, why can't it be
a group like the Freemasons
988
00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:03,498
or the Moose Lodge or...
989
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:04,624
- What's the...?
990
00:59:05,459 --> 00:59:07,252
The one that's on
the scarification all the time.
991
00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:09,921
It's the... the Rose Croutons.
992
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:12,549
- The Rose Croutons?
993
00:59:12,591 --> 00:59:14,134
Oh, the Rosicrucians?
994
00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:16,261
Yeah. I mean,
995
00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:19,806
I guess it could be any
fraternal organization but...
996
00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:22,309
Well, you want to
figure this out, right?
997
00:59:25,437 --> 00:59:28,607
- So you're saying the
shitty apartment next door
998
00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,442
is a magic Greek temple.
999
00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:35,072
(ominous music)
1000
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,748
- This is just dream logic.
1001
00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:52,839
- This isn't the year.
1002
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:56,927
It is the number of days
I spent in a mental institution
1003
00:59:56,968 --> 00:59:58,053
when I was a teenager.
1004
00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:02,933
- It's like all of your
teenage years, what for?
1005
01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:08,980
- You're part of an
evangelical Armageddon church
1006
01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:12,275
and you're judging me for managing
my mental health at a young age?
1007
01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:15,278
- I'm not, I'm sincerely not.
1008
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:17,072
And is that what you've been
acting so weird about today?
1009
01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:17,864
My Church group?
1010
01:00:17,906 --> 01:00:19,032
- I'm acting weird
1011
01:00:19,074 --> 01:00:22,911
because you compared my sexual identity
1012
01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:27,124
to your apocalypse church.
1013
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:30,961
(ominous music)
1014
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:45,976
- We celebrate Christmas without
believing in Santa, right?
1015
01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:52,482
It's like that.
1016
01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:53,733
It's exactly like that.
1017
01:00:55,026 --> 01:00:57,195
We celebrate and talk about the end
1018
01:00:57,237 --> 01:01:00,365
because it gives us a sense
of community, progress...
1019
01:01:00,407 --> 01:01:02,367
(diminishing voice)
1020
01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:03,577
- My first thought was,
1021
01:01:03,618 --> 01:01:05,078
"This is my cue to leave."
1022
01:01:07,372 --> 01:01:08,790
Then I'm walking to Griffith park
1023
01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:09,916
and I'm taking, umm...
1024
01:01:12,419 --> 01:01:14,171
And I come across this park bench
1025
01:01:14,212 --> 01:01:15,672
that has this plaque on it.
1026
01:01:15,714 --> 01:01:17,799
And on the plaque is William Thomson
1027
01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:21,970
from the tape who turns
out was the city planner.
1028
01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:23,722
- Good work.
1029
01:01:23,763 --> 01:01:25,390
-And I felt like I made a discovery.
1030
01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:27,642
I made a breakthrough.
1031
01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:30,687
(phone ringing)
1032
01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:33,315
(upbeat music)
1033
01:01:49,748 --> 01:01:52,334
(Levi snoring)
1034
01:01:58,632 --> 01:02:01,384
(upbeat music)
1035
01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:25,158
(ominous music)
1036
01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:32,207
(upbeat music)
1037
01:02:38,964 --> 01:02:41,383
(ominous music)
1038
01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:46,263
(crystal falling)
1039
01:02:46,304 --> 01:02:48,974
(electric static)
1040
01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:52,269
(slow ominous humming)
1041
01:02:59,401 --> 01:03:02,696
(gentle pianissimo music)
1042
01:04:06,343 --> 01:04:08,428
You left the windows closed again.
1043
01:04:08,470 --> 01:04:11,765
The closet is trying to
cook us in our sleep.
1044
01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:13,308
- Sorry about that.
1045
01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:15,894
I looked up who owned that website
1046
01:04:15,935 --> 01:04:18,980
and I just found this
social media profile left up
1047
01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:21,024
as a memorial to some dead guy.
1048
01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:24,402
- We just sorta run something past you.
1049
01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:29,074
What if that is stop?
1050
01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:31,951
You know, and what if the other night when
1051
01:04:31,993 --> 01:04:33,953
that block of quartz
was almost dropped to my head
1052
01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:36,498
what if that was a message
that was like, "Hey, stop."
1053
01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:40,794
- We're not quite in dangerous
uncharted territory yet.
1054
01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:42,879
I mean, Jesus, man,
we're in Laurel Canyon.
1055
01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:43,922
Harry Houdini used to live here,
1056
01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:46,007
Jim Morrison used to
live here, I don't know.
1057
01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:47,592
Maybe we were just the most recent people
1058
01:04:47,634 --> 01:04:50,095
to tap into its special
frequency or something.
1059
01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:51,429
- You realized that everyone
1060
01:04:51,471 --> 01:04:53,098
you just said had a horrible death.
1061
01:04:57,477 --> 01:05:00,688
(gentle guitar music)
1062
01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:06,778
- Did you hear that?
1063
01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:08,029
- Yeah.
1064
01:05:09,656 --> 01:05:12,826
(gentle guitar music)
1065
01:05:17,455 --> 01:05:18,748
Hey, can you play with it?
1066
01:05:23,169 --> 01:05:25,422
(guitar music)
1067
01:05:25,463 --> 01:05:29,134
Yeah. Okay. Keep playing.
I'll be right back.
1068
01:05:47,068 --> 01:05:50,155
(brisk guitar music)
1069
01:06:01,207 --> 01:06:04,002
Pythagoras had this thing
called the Honey of the Spheres.
1070
01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:05,712
Where he believed that the movement
1071
01:06:05,753 --> 01:06:08,047
of the stars corresponded to musical notes
1072
01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:10,425
and the musical notes
would make a symphony.
1073
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:14,429
So play again, but just
really slow because I suck.
1074
01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:16,347
I've only played this thing a few times.
1075
01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:18,892
- Alright.
1076
01:06:25,273 --> 01:06:28,276
(soft guitar music)
1077
01:06:33,573 --> 01:06:35,241
- Alright, see. Higher.
1078
01:06:37,702 --> 01:06:39,412
-Actually, I think we might be good.
1079
01:06:39,454 --> 01:06:42,415
I think we kinda got the,
you know, how it works
1080
01:06:42,457 --> 01:06:44,125
and how this does the whole thing.
1081
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:47,212
- I don't think anyone's
gonna buy half a documentary.
1082
01:06:49,214 --> 01:06:50,882
- The thing is pretty heavy.
1083
01:06:52,050 --> 01:06:53,176
- Hey, I really get it,
1084
01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:56,095
we're on to something.
1085
01:06:56,888 --> 01:06:59,390
Alright. Just do it for me, please.
1086
01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:00,642
Please.
1087
01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:10,026
Thank you. Alright.
1088
01:07:16,991 --> 01:07:20,078
(rapid guitar music)
1089
01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:26,793
(high pitched electric static)
1090
01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:35,635
- Oh, fuck!
1091
01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:40,223
(alarm blaring)
1092
01:07:42,684 --> 01:07:44,269
- I mean, Beethoven was deaf.
1093
01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:45,478
Are your ears still ringing?
1094
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:49,148
- My ears are so fucked
they cannot get any worse.
1095
01:07:49,190 --> 01:07:51,526
- Are you in a band or something.
- I wish I was in a band.
1096
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:54,320
I worked the summer at
symphony hall in San Antonio
1097
01:07:54,362 --> 01:07:55,697
and something about the acoustics in there
1098
01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:58,408
night after night just
battered my ear drums.
1099
01:07:58,449 --> 01:07:59,409
- Oh, man, I would've quit.
1100
01:07:59,450 --> 01:08:01,744
- [Levi] Couldn't quit. It was
my job, I had to pay my rent.
1101
01:08:01,786 --> 01:08:02,912
- Oh yeah, sorry.
1102
01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:06,624
- It was part of another
probation program.
1103
01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:07,875
- Another one?
1104
01:08:14,132 --> 01:08:14,924
- I'm not offended.
1105
01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:16,426
I get, this is really
entertaining for you,
1106
01:08:16,467 --> 01:08:20,430
but this one involves my sister
1107
01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:21,889
and out of respect for her,
1108
01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:26,227
I'd rather just not talk about it,
especially on camera.
1109
01:08:26,269 --> 01:08:28,021
- [John] Oh yeah, yeah. Sorry about that.
1110
01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:30,398
Yeah. Camera is off.
1111
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,734
So think about every little thing
1112
01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:35,153
that's taking you to this moment so far,
1113
01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:37,155
can't change anything by like a second.
1114
01:08:37,196 --> 01:08:38,281
And we never even meet these things.
1115
01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:40,366
- No closet, no symbol. No 1908.
1116
01:08:42,827 --> 01:08:46,205
(traffic light beeping)
1117
01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:50,126
That was amazing.
1118
01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:53,546
- Yeah. I mean, what's crazier?
1119
01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:55,590
Leaving every single
coincidence you ever see
1120
01:08:55,632 --> 01:08:57,342
or just ignoring them all.
1121
01:08:58,009 --> 01:09:00,303
- In last week. Yeah.
Timing changes everything.
1122
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,644
- I thought this through, stay with me.
- Alright, hit me, hit me.
1123
01:09:07,685 --> 01:09:08,978
- I'm right here.
- Alright.
1124
01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:10,855
You and me, our whole lives.
1125
01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:14,984
We've seen all of these movies
and TV shows and video games
1126
01:09:15,026 --> 01:09:18,529
that are basically about
simulations, right.
1127
01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:19,864
And right now,
1128
01:09:19,906 --> 01:09:23,993
me and you are making a film
referencing simulations.
1129
01:09:24,035 --> 01:09:25,703
Isn't this all totally stuff
1130
01:09:25,745 --> 01:09:28,831
that you would program
into your own simulation?
1131
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:31,793
- So there were these
neuroscientists on it
1132
01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:33,753
that were saying that unconscious minds
1133
01:09:33,795 --> 01:09:35,380
have their own agendas.
1134
01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:39,717
Maybe the entities are
controlling our unconscious minds
1135
01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:41,511
in order to get us to do something
1136
01:09:41,552 --> 01:09:43,554
like that signaling contact,
1137
01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:45,973
but the receivers are our limbic systems.
1138
01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:49,352
- And then someday someone's
gonna watch this finished film.
1139
01:09:49,394 --> 01:09:51,646
I'll be watching from their simulations
1140
01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:54,774
and all of their simulations will collide
1141
01:09:54,816 --> 01:09:56,526
with this simulation right here.
1142
01:09:56,567 --> 01:09:59,153
- I'd say, I just can't figure out
1143
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,822
what that has to do with the Pythagoreans,
1144
01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:03,408
but I think it's really cool.
1145
01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:07,412
- Alright. What you're saying
makes perfect sense, but...
1146
01:10:07,453 --> 01:10:08,746
- What is?
1147
01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:12,291
- Cats, there are these parasites
1148
01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:14,001
that you can get from cats
1149
01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:15,545
that actually mind control humans.
1150
01:10:15,586 --> 01:10:17,964
That's totally real. You can look it up.
1151
01:10:18,005 --> 01:10:19,549
There's cats all around our buildings
1152
01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:21,843
so we can totally have these parasites.
1153
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:24,762
They might be using these
parasites to control us.
1154
01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:27,974
Schizophrenia increased around
the turn of the century,
1155
01:10:28,015 --> 01:10:30,643
which is right around the
cat ownership became common.
1156
01:10:30,685 --> 01:10:32,019
- I've actually got to get to work.
1157
01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,229
We should wrap this up.
1158
01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:34,897
- I mean, we haven't even checked
like a third of the graves.
1159
01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:36,023
- Well, I can't call in sick again
1160
01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:37,817
chasing my apparently shitty theory.
1161
01:10:39,110 --> 01:10:41,779
(ominous music)
1162
01:10:49,704 --> 01:10:52,123
- Yeah. I don't know how you knew
that that was my phone number.
1163
01:10:52,165 --> 01:10:54,417
That's a pretty wild coincidence.
1164
01:10:54,459 --> 01:10:55,668
- [John] It's nearly impossible.
1165
01:10:55,710 --> 01:10:57,170
- I mean, statistically it's impossible
1166
01:10:57,211 --> 01:10:58,880
that coincidences don't happen.
1167
01:10:58,921 --> 01:10:59,964
- [John] You were compelled to bring
1168
01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:01,841
in Dr. Rita Miller, right?
1169
01:11:01,883 --> 01:11:04,844
A chemistry PhD from UCLA.
1170
01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:06,971
And what was the point
at which you thought,
1171
01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:08,598
"Alright, time to
bring in the big guns?"
1172
01:11:08,639 --> 01:11:13,227
- I suspected that there may
be some impaired thinking,
1173
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:16,981
which is a side effect
of chromium and lead.
1174
01:11:17,023 --> 01:11:19,108
So I referred what I found
1175
01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:21,819
to a chemist that I knew in undergrad,
1176
01:11:21,861 --> 01:11:25,490
Rita, also her PhD is in music history.
1177
01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:27,033
It's not in chemistry.
1178
01:11:27,074 --> 01:11:29,076
- I think I would be most natural.
1179
01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:32,121
It was like, I was doing something else,
1180
01:11:32,163 --> 01:11:33,289
and then you just walked
up and you're like,
1181
01:11:33,331 --> 01:11:35,041
"Hey, you guys do this
like documentary thing."
1182
01:11:35,082 --> 01:11:36,834
And then you just do it that way.
1183
01:11:36,876 --> 01:11:39,879
And then we get to the chemist
to drop off soil samples.
1184
01:11:39,921 --> 01:11:41,798
She won't sign an NDA,
1185
01:11:41,839 --> 01:11:45,802
but it does turn out that her wife went
1186
01:11:45,843 --> 01:11:47,553
to high school with John's sister.
1187
01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:49,388
- [John] Hang on, it's
messing up the audio.
1188
01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:52,934
- We get to the chemist to
drop off the soil sample
1189
01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:55,186
and she will not sign an NDA.
1190
01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:57,230
- Hang on, you just look like
your picking up lenses...
1191
01:11:57,271 --> 01:11:58,606
- She will not sign an NDA.
1192
01:11:58,648 --> 01:11:59,899
- No, you look like
you're putting up lenses
1193
01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:01,067
and putting them down, stop.
1194
01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:04,946
-And she will not sign an NDA,
1195
01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:09,951
but it turns out that high
school had the same name
1196
01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:12,995
as the street that John
found the first symbol.
1197
01:12:14,121 --> 01:12:16,666
And the phenomenon just
dried up. Just stopped.
1198
01:12:20,044 --> 01:12:21,796
- [John] Can we just do
that last little bit,
1199
01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,422
but just kind of like dark and mysterious
1200
01:12:23,464 --> 01:12:25,633
so that you can imagine the music
1201
01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:27,718
and bite the apple
with finality at the end
1202
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:28,970
so we can cut out on it.
1203
01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:31,264
- Finality. Yeah. Got it.
1204
01:12:31,305 --> 01:12:34,725
And then the phenomenon
just dried up. Just stopped.
1205
01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:36,644
- [John] Wait, can we do
it without the glasses?
1206
01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:41,566
(static humming)
1207
01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:50,324
- Hey, you look cool.
1208
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:53,119
You are a real smoker. Good at it.
1209
01:12:56,914 --> 01:12:59,917
(camera shuttering)
1210
01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:04,755
(radio speaking indistinctly)
1211
01:13:06,883 --> 01:13:10,928
I'm a little lighter, which
I have mixed feelings about,
1212
01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:15,266
but maybe a little phenomenon kicking in.
1213
01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:18,853
(radio speaking indistinctly)
1214
01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:19,812
I admit it.
1215
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:24,650
(static noises)
1216
01:13:26,110 --> 01:13:28,863
Floating doorway.
1217
01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:32,992
- The radio station is 1908.
- Floating doorway.
1218
01:13:36,203 --> 01:13:38,247
- Radios like that don't
go that high, do they?
1219
01:13:38,289 --> 01:13:39,916
- No, they don't.
1220
01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:43,544
(static noises)
- Can you record this?
1221
01:13:43,586 --> 01:13:47,798
(static noises from radio)
1222
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:48,925
- Okay.
1223
01:13:50,092 --> 01:13:51,552
Just get focus.
1224
01:13:51,594 --> 01:13:53,971
- You are getting it?
1225
01:13:54,013 --> 01:13:55,598
- [Radio] Of this apocalypse was...
1226
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:57,642
- Did you roll any of that?
1227
01:13:57,683 --> 01:13:59,101
- I'm rolling now,
1228
01:13:59,143 --> 01:14:03,064
but I'm not really sure
what I'm rolling on,
1229
01:14:03,105 --> 01:14:05,775
but the good news is
1230
01:14:05,816 --> 01:14:09,362
that any time this stuff
happens once it happens twice
1231
01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:11,989
and camera's ready
1232
01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:14,200
and we'll just wait
for it to happen again.
1233
01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:22,458
- And what if it doesn't?
1234
01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:25,044
(ominous music)
1235
01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:31,384
- Alright. So it's been a
few weeks since any weird stuff
1236
01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:34,762
so I am thinking, it's time for me
1237
01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:35,888
to finally get out of the city.
1238
01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:39,892
I just got to tell John, which is awkward.
1239
01:14:45,731 --> 01:14:48,067
(phone ringing)
1240
01:14:48,109 --> 01:14:49,986
- [John] Hey, I know I'm supposed
1241
01:14:50,027 --> 01:14:52,863
to legally ask you for consent to record,
but this is really,
1242
01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:58,494
It's kinda huge, so just
know it's recording. Cool?
1243
01:14:59,578 --> 01:15:00,121
Yeah. Right.
1244
01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:04,083
Hey man, this is hard to
say, but I'm leaving. I gotta
1245
01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,711
be totally out by the first or
they take my security deposit...
1246
01:15:06,752 --> 01:15:07,962
(John interrupting)
1247
01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:09,755
- So last night I'm downstairs
1248
01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:14,969
and just helping Lonnie
through a vulnerable moment
1249
01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:15,886
he was having.
1250
01:15:15,928 --> 01:15:17,430
- Is that enough?
1251
01:15:20,766 --> 01:15:21,851
- Yeah.
1252
01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:28,024
- I look at the apartment next door
1253
01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:31,068
and here it was, I found it.
1254
01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:34,071
The floating doorway
1255
01:15:34,113 --> 01:15:35,197
and the door was just wide open.
1256
01:15:35,239 --> 01:15:36,824
So I walk in...
1257
01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:39,285
(lock shattering)
1258
01:15:39,326 --> 01:15:41,120
And inside there's just a whole bunch
1259
01:15:41,162 --> 01:15:42,955
of these strays Sphinx cats,
1260
01:15:44,999 --> 01:15:48,294
And there was this...
1261
01:15:50,087 --> 01:15:52,131
- [Levi] What?
1262
01:15:52,173 --> 01:15:54,633
(ominous music)
1263
01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:04,560
So if they made that
person over there, OD,
1264
01:16:06,729 --> 01:16:09,106
then that's like a sacrifice.
1265
01:16:09,148 --> 01:16:10,149
And it was a sacrifice.
1266
01:16:10,191 --> 01:16:12,735
That means this whole thing is a ritual.
1267
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:16,322
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1268
01:16:16,363 --> 01:16:17,615
I guess everything started right
1269
01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:20,034
when she OD, so that's
a really good theory.
1270
01:16:21,327 --> 01:16:25,414
- Wait, didn't you say it was
1271
01:16:25,456 --> 01:16:28,167
a guy walking his dog, the junkie?
1272
01:16:28,209 --> 01:16:29,251
- You ever have a dream
1273
01:16:29,293 --> 01:16:31,879
that you suspect is actually
just a buried memory?
1274
01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:36,092
- I hope not, my dreams are terrifying.
1275
01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:39,053
(people yelling)
1276
01:16:39,095 --> 01:16:41,430
- I keep on having this recurring dream
1277
01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:43,682
that I think might have
actually happened to me,
1278
01:16:43,724 --> 01:16:47,853
where I'm a kid and I'm watching TV.
1279
01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:53,025
There's a symbol in Budapest
1280
01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:58,030
in Middle East, in
somewhere I don't recognize.
1281
01:16:58,072 --> 01:17:01,200
But then I think maybe it's
just my brain being manipulated
1282
01:17:01,242 --> 01:17:03,953
by this place telling me to figure it out.
1283
01:17:06,372 --> 01:17:07,164
(closet door creaking)
1284
01:17:07,206 --> 01:17:08,374
What's with your closet?
1285
01:17:08,415 --> 01:17:11,585
What's this building?
What's your apartment?
1286
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:14,130
I mean, jeez, something about this city,
1287
01:17:14,171 --> 01:17:16,799
maybe like some kind of a receiver,
1288
01:17:16,841 --> 01:17:18,676
transmitted something
like a satellite dish.
1289
01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:32,648
(knock on the door)
1290
01:17:38,904 --> 01:17:41,574
(ominous music)
1291
01:17:52,126 --> 01:17:53,085
Check it out.
1292
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:04,805
Yeah. Okay. This city was
designed according to this tablet.
1293
01:18:05,556 --> 01:18:07,683
Yeah. See these neighborhoods
1294
01:18:07,725 --> 01:18:11,520
and these parks are all on the
same grid like configuration.
1295
01:18:11,562 --> 01:18:12,646
I mean, I guess in 1908,
1296
01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:16,066
when about when all of those
would have been put up.
1297
01:18:16,108 --> 01:18:17,568
Fred Thompson would have been supervising
1298
01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:19,403
the planning on that, so...
1299
01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:25,284
- I just checked Quora
and there is no succulent,
1300
01:18:25,326 --> 01:18:28,996
no cactus, not anything
like that, that grows fruit.
1301
01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:30,497
That looks like that.
1302
01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:36,754
(ominous music)
1303
01:18:53,812 --> 01:18:55,397
- I'm gonna try to eat it.
1304
01:18:58,067 --> 01:18:59,985
- Actually pause for a second.
1305
01:19:00,027 --> 01:19:01,779
This dishwasher at work,
he ate this cactus.
1306
01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:05,074
He thought was peyote and
he got this mouth infection
1307
01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:06,659
and they had to remove his jaw.
1308
01:19:08,702 --> 01:19:09,870
- I might be one of the first people
1309
01:19:09,912 --> 01:19:12,539
in the universe to taste
an inter-dimensional fruit.
1310
01:19:13,415 --> 01:19:17,294
If I died doing that, I'm fine with that.
1311
01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:21,006
(ominous music)
1312
01:19:31,267 --> 01:19:32,351
- Is that Morse code?
1313
01:19:33,352 --> 01:19:36,522
(banging on the door)
1314
01:19:51,912 --> 01:19:54,915
(suspenseful music)
1315
01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:08,887
- Oh my God.
1316
01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:09,888
- What?
1317
01:20:13,225 --> 01:20:14,059
- It's a book.
1318
01:20:17,021 --> 01:20:18,564
- Someone left us a book?
1319
01:20:22,609 --> 01:20:26,155
- The delivery guy left us a book
1320
01:20:26,196 --> 01:20:29,158
because I bought a book about
the neighborhood on Amazon.
1321
01:20:29,199 --> 01:20:31,535
- Fucking asshole, I
almost stabbed a mailman.
1322
01:20:33,078 --> 01:20:35,372
I found the original
survey of this land parcel.
1323
01:20:35,414 --> 01:20:38,042
And yes, indeed the original city planners
1324
01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:39,668
did use this shape in order
1325
01:20:39,710 --> 01:20:42,212
to define the real estate borders.
1326
01:20:42,254 --> 01:20:46,216
Brief glimpse at the history
of this patch of dirt,
1327
01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:48,719
tells us precisely why
they might've clone that.
1328
01:20:48,761 --> 01:20:51,221
Did you know that Aldous Huxley once
1329
01:20:51,263 --> 01:20:53,724
had a Mescalin experience
that was mystical
1330
01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:57,019
and changed his entire
life, just over the hill.
1331
01:20:57,061 --> 01:20:59,980
Jack Parsons of the jet
propulsion laboratory
1332
01:21:00,022 --> 01:21:01,357
and sex magic fame,
1333
01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:04,151
for a very brief time rented
one of these apartments.
1334
01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:06,570
And also if one were to examine the soil,
1335
01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:09,406
he'd find evidence of a meteorite strike.
1336
01:21:09,448 --> 01:21:11,950
Might be natural to ask what exactly
1337
01:21:11,992 --> 01:21:14,953
were the early Pythagorean
city planners doing here.
1338
01:21:16,246 --> 01:21:18,123
Well, it's the same thing as us,
1339
01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:20,459
researching the gateway.
1340
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:24,129
Gateway or science,
1341
01:21:26,256 --> 01:21:27,132
meets magic.
1342
01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:32,012
(ominous music)
1343
01:21:32,054 --> 01:21:32,846
How's that?
1344
01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:33,972
- That was great.
1345
01:21:34,014 --> 01:21:35,724
I really liked the accent.
1346
01:21:37,351 --> 01:21:38,394
- Was I doing an accent?
1347
01:21:38,435 --> 01:21:40,687
- No it sounds like a
Hobbit. It was awesome.
1348
01:21:41,980 --> 01:21:43,232
- Should we retake it?
1349
01:21:43,273 --> 01:21:44,733
- No, we're great,
1350
01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:48,779
but wait, there's an extra
little piece at the end, right?
1351
01:21:48,821 --> 01:21:51,281
- The part about if we're for,
1352
01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:53,325
I don't think we're gonna use it.
1353
01:21:53,367 --> 01:21:54,660
And even if we were wrong
about everything else,
1354
01:21:54,701 --> 01:21:59,706
it has always been here,
here in this patch of dirt.
1355
01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,919
Actually, by the way I
was thinking about it.
1356
01:22:03,961 --> 01:22:06,046
That should be the title,
"Something in the Dirt",
1357
01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:07,506
not "Something in the Light".
1358
01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:12,886
- You hear that?
1359
01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:16,014
(Morse code beeping)
1360
01:22:22,896 --> 01:22:23,897
- That's Morse code.
1361
01:22:26,358 --> 01:22:29,445
(Morse code beeping)
1362
01:22:35,742 --> 01:22:37,327
- How'd you know which one was langitude
1363
01:22:37,369 --> 01:22:38,579
and which one was lotitude.
1364
01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:41,081
- Latitude and longitude, and I didn't.
1365
01:22:41,748 --> 01:22:43,292
If you swap those two coordinates,
1366
01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:45,127
you end up at Point Nemo,
1367
01:22:45,169 --> 01:22:46,211
the most isolated place on earth
1368
01:22:46,253 --> 01:22:48,172
in the middle of the Pacific ocean.
1369
01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:49,423
So the place in the middle of the Pacific
1370
01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:50,924
is gonna be plan B
1371
01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:52,342
and the place that's right near us
1372
01:22:52,384 --> 01:22:54,052
in the desert is gonna be plan A.
1373
01:22:54,928 --> 01:22:55,929
- What's this?
1374
01:22:57,431 --> 01:22:58,724
I thought you said you had this book
1375
01:22:58,765 --> 01:22:59,766
since you were a teenager.
1376
01:23:02,269 --> 01:23:06,231
- I did. I just got it
reprinted when we needed it,
1377
01:23:06,273 --> 01:23:08,108
because it was kind of falling apart.
1378
01:23:12,029 --> 01:23:13,071
- Really?
1379
01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:15,866
- Yeah. Stop being paranoid. It's weird.
1380
01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:19,244
(ominous music)
1381
01:24:36,697 --> 01:24:39,283
(static noise)
1382
01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:59,928
(ominous music)
1383
01:25:26,413 --> 01:25:29,499
(shrill static noise)
1384
01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:57,903
I was wondering if maybe
that's sacrifice next door.
1385
01:25:57,944 --> 01:25:59,237
Maybe that's the quartz
1386
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:00,781
and the building is foundation needs.
1387
01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:07,746
Blood, like life energy in
order to carry the signals
1388
01:26:07,788 --> 01:26:10,248
that communicate with the mind parasites.
1389
01:26:10,290 --> 01:26:12,751
I know sounds kind of nuts,
but I'm just riffing here.
1390
01:26:14,419 --> 01:26:16,046
You want to get back on the road.
1391
01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:19,174
- Yeah. This is the same zip code
1392
01:26:19,216 --> 01:26:21,843
as the beach I spear fish at,
1393
01:26:21,885 --> 01:26:26,431
and that is the beach
which I spear fish at.
1394
01:26:29,643 --> 01:26:31,395
- I don't know it kind of looks like.
1395
01:26:31,436 --> 01:26:32,896
It could be a beach
anywhere though, right?
1396
01:26:39,027 --> 01:26:40,445
- It really looks like it.
1397
01:26:42,406 --> 01:26:43,490
- I am just trying to make
sure that we stay on track
1398
01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:44,866
so we get the right answer.
1399
01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:49,329
"Speed is fine, but accuracy is final."
1400
01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:52,541
Wyatt Earp said that.
1401
01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:04,428
- Okay. Hi, I'm Michael.
1402
01:27:04,469 --> 01:27:05,846
I was brought in later in
1403
01:27:05,887 --> 01:27:08,640
the whole process of the documentary
1404
01:27:08,682 --> 01:27:10,100
because the edit was getting.
1405
01:27:11,059 --> 01:27:12,644
Basically John empowered me
1406
01:27:12,686 --> 01:27:14,271
to give my point of view.
1407
01:27:14,312 --> 01:27:16,314
You know, the one that he couldn't see,
1408
01:27:16,356 --> 01:27:17,315
keep it objective.
1409
01:27:19,317 --> 01:27:21,737
At first I thought if we
all trusted each other
1410
01:27:23,029 --> 01:27:24,114
and the checks cleared
1411
01:27:25,323 --> 01:27:27,993
and that's when John was in control
1412
01:27:28,034 --> 01:27:29,953
and it was what it was.
1413
01:27:32,414 --> 01:27:34,458
But then after the radiation incident.
1414
01:27:35,876 --> 01:27:38,378
(static noise)
1415
01:27:41,673 --> 01:27:44,968
(suspenseful music)
1416
01:27:45,844 --> 01:27:48,597
(ominous music)
1417
01:28:45,612 --> 01:28:47,239
- Alright. First things first,
1418
01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:48,490
I need you to stay calm
1419
01:28:48,532 --> 01:28:51,451
because I have this completely
under control, okay?
1420
01:28:51,493 --> 01:28:52,953
- What's up John?
1421
01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:55,330
- The electromagnetic spectrum
does not end in visible light
1422
01:28:55,372 --> 01:28:58,917
and infrared, there's also
the UV part of the spectrum.
1423
01:28:58,959 --> 01:28:59,626
And I have a sunburn
1424
01:28:59,668 --> 01:29:01,628
that was caused by ultraviolet rays, look.
1425
01:29:04,881 --> 01:29:06,591
That could be x-ray radiation.
1426
01:29:06,633 --> 01:29:08,593
We might've been walking around
in gamma rays for months.
1427
01:29:08,635 --> 01:29:09,928
It mutated that plant,
1428
01:29:09,970 --> 01:29:11,596
who knows what it's doing to our DNA.
1429
01:29:11,638 --> 01:29:13,306
We might not even be human anymore.
1430
01:29:15,976 --> 01:29:17,143
(Levi mumbling)
1431
01:29:17,185 --> 01:29:19,938
Now I have constructed this radiation suit
1432
01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:21,314
because we can't let building management
1433
01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:23,066
send in the EMF inspector
1434
01:29:23,108 --> 01:29:25,026
and I closed all the
windows just to be safe.
1435
01:29:25,068 --> 01:29:27,946
So, give it a look.
1436
01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:35,120
(radiation suite rustling)
1437
01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:36,306
(ominous music)
1438
01:30:42,562 --> 01:30:43,396
It cooked the plant.
1439
01:30:44,814 --> 01:30:45,649
What's with the skull?
1440
01:30:46,858 --> 01:30:49,694
- So I downloaded geocache app
1441
01:30:49,736 --> 01:30:52,989
and I put in the zip code
from the redacted manuscript
1442
01:30:53,865 --> 01:30:57,077
and coordinates came up for
the beach that I spearfish at.
1443
01:30:57,118 --> 01:31:01,081
And I swam down in the
reef and I found that guy.
1444
01:31:02,499 --> 01:31:03,541
- You did that?
1445
01:31:08,421 --> 01:31:10,757
- Well, you know, you're not supposed
to keep geocaches, right?
1446
01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:12,509
- I know, I just figured since
1447
01:31:12,550 --> 01:31:15,136
it was probably relevant
to what we're doing, but...
1448
01:31:18,223 --> 01:31:18,807
(Levi chuckling)
1449
01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:21,810
Wait, you keep geocaches all the time.
1450
01:31:21,851 --> 01:31:23,770
- How is a fake skull relevant.
1451
01:31:29,567 --> 01:31:32,195
- How do you know it's a fake skull?
1452
01:31:33,530 --> 01:31:35,740
- You cooked the fucking hard drives.
1453
01:31:35,782 --> 01:31:37,826
- We both cooked the fucking hard drives.
1454
01:31:39,285 --> 01:31:40,620
- You are the video...
1455
01:31:40,662 --> 01:31:44,749
(both arguing indistinctly)
1456
01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:46,793
You are the fucking video organizer.
1457
01:31:46,835 --> 01:31:48,962
And I told you a million fucking times,
1458
01:31:49,004 --> 01:31:50,213
to open the windows.
1459
01:31:51,256 --> 01:31:52,173
- What was I supposed to do, man?
1460
01:31:52,215 --> 01:31:53,800
Just let radiation billow out
1461
01:31:53,842 --> 01:31:56,136
all over Laurel Canyon like Chernobyl.
1462
01:31:56,177 --> 01:31:57,429
- There is no radiation.
1463
01:31:57,470 --> 01:31:59,097
And you left the hard drives next
1464
01:31:59,139 --> 01:32:01,891
to the hottest place in the
whole fucking apartment.
1465
01:32:01,933 --> 01:32:05,645
- They're not all cooked.
We'll just recreate something.
1466
01:32:06,896 --> 01:32:10,984
Back when John was in control of the film --
1467
01:32:11,026 --> 01:32:14,446
Mike was sending me the hard drives.
1468
01:32:14,487 --> 01:32:17,449
He had decided to leave the project because
of ethical concerns.
1469
01:32:17,490 --> 01:32:19,951
Then I get a call from John, and he says:
1470
01:32:19,993 --> 01:32:22,454
"We need to reshoot some stuff."
1471
01:32:22,495 --> 01:32:25,165
And I say, "Reshoot what? The re-enactments?"
1472
01:32:25,206 --> 01:32:27,584
"No no no," he says, "...Other stuff."
1473
01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:30,128
"...and can you do special effects?"
1474
01:32:30,170 --> 01:32:33,006
And I say no, I can't do special effects...
1475
01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:37,093
...but how much are you planning on
manipulating this...
1476
01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:41,389
..."documentary"?
1477
01:32:41,431 --> 01:32:45,977
But right then I remembered that my
ex-roommate was between jobs.
1478
01:32:46,227 --> 01:32:47,645
- As soon as I talked to him,
1479
01:32:47,687 --> 01:32:49,647
he said, okay, this is all real.
1480
01:32:49,689 --> 01:32:51,733
What I need you to redo,
1481
01:32:51,775 --> 01:32:52,400
and whatever the fuck that means,
1482
01:32:52,442 --> 01:32:55,070
and what really sucks was that Stefania
1483
01:32:55,111 --> 01:32:57,864
was like we are not going
to give them the footage.
1484
01:32:57,906 --> 01:32:59,449
Until we get paid.
1485
01:32:59,491 --> 01:33:01,993
I'd personally hold onto that footage
1486
01:33:02,035 --> 01:33:04,579
until they get paid and we got fired.
1487
01:33:04,621 --> 01:33:08,458
And now we're on what would
be the sixth editor, seven?
1488
01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:09,209
How many is it?
1489
01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:13,505
(door unlocking)
1490
01:33:19,302 --> 01:33:21,096
- I thought you're working tonight.
1491
01:33:21,137 --> 01:33:23,556
My carbon monoxide detector went off
1492
01:33:23,598 --> 01:33:24,933
and I'm gonna have someone take a look
1493
01:33:24,974 --> 01:33:26,142
at it tomorrow morning,
1494
01:33:26,184 --> 01:33:27,727
but in the meantime,
it's for my own safety,
1495
01:33:27,769 --> 01:33:30,188
I'm gonna stay on up here tonight.
1496
01:33:30,230 --> 01:33:32,357
-Actually, I'm not working tonight
1497
01:33:32,398 --> 01:33:34,192
and I kinda need my spot.
1498
01:33:38,196 --> 01:33:40,907
- I mean, maybe I could
just stay in the bedroom.
1499
01:33:40,949 --> 01:33:42,242
If you're gonna stay out here.
1500
01:33:45,161 --> 01:33:48,706
(radio humming indistinctly)
1501
01:34:02,595 --> 01:34:05,140
(ceremonial music)
1502
01:34:45,972 --> 01:34:47,182
- Welcome back.
1503
01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:50,435
(rapid ceremonial music)
1504
01:34:53,938 --> 01:34:57,442
(diminishing ceremonial music)
1505
01:35:03,907 --> 01:35:05,909
- Is it the biggest fluctuation yet.
1506
01:35:08,411 --> 01:35:11,247
(ground rumbling)
1507
01:35:18,421 --> 01:35:23,051
I'm telling you, man, this
can be really dangerous.
1508
01:35:23,092 --> 01:35:24,636
This structure could be...
1509
01:35:24,677 --> 01:35:26,304
- Every building in LA since 1978
1510
01:35:26,346 --> 01:35:28,014
has been retrofitted for earthquakes.
1511
01:35:28,056 --> 01:35:31,184
Come on, they are back, come on.
1512
01:35:47,367 --> 01:35:49,410
Thought it would be a kind of a big night
1513
01:35:49,452 --> 01:35:51,537
at the bar, right? New Year's?
1514
01:35:52,538 --> 01:35:52,997
- I got fired.
1515
01:35:54,374 --> 01:35:55,208
- Really?
1516
01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:57,418
- Yeah. And if we're
gonna keep taking beers,
1517
01:35:57,460 --> 01:35:59,254
will you please replenish
them like I asked
1518
01:35:59,295 --> 01:36:00,588
a trillion fucking times.
1519
01:36:00,630 --> 01:36:01,422
- I'm sure you're gonna find
1520
01:36:01,464 --> 01:36:02,757
another bartending gig, right?
1521
01:36:02,799 --> 01:36:04,342
- I liked my job and bartending jobs
1522
01:36:04,384 --> 01:36:06,761
are insanely hard to find in Los Angeles.
1523
01:36:08,346 --> 01:36:10,306
I'm leaving anyways, so fuck it.
1524
01:36:14,018 --> 01:36:15,186
- Wait, you're still gonna go.
1525
01:36:17,772 --> 01:36:19,857
Thread just picked up,
you're just gonna go?
1526
01:36:21,901 --> 01:36:23,361
- I don't have a thread.
1527
01:36:23,403 --> 01:36:26,197
You have a thread and hoax skeletons
1528
01:36:26,239 --> 01:36:28,324
and non-existent radiation
aren't part of it.
1529
01:36:28,366 --> 01:36:29,784
This new stuff doesn't add up.
1530
01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:32,704
Better explanations will be
1531
01:36:32,745 --> 01:36:34,622
that you got fucking brain
damage from reduced gravity.
1532
01:36:34,664 --> 01:36:37,417
- Do you think that maybe you
blame random shit on gravity,
1533
01:36:37,458 --> 01:36:38,626
because you don't want
to bother to figure out
1534
01:36:38,668 --> 01:36:39,836
what's really going on?
1535
01:36:45,883 --> 01:36:46,676
- Why do you do that?
1536
01:36:46,718 --> 01:36:48,094
- Do what Levi?
1537
01:36:49,929 --> 01:36:53,891
- Somehow everything
everyone else says is absurd,
1538
01:36:53,933 --> 01:36:54,767
but fucking...
1539
01:36:58,021 --> 01:37:00,440
(ominous music)
1540
01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:06,571
(rapid suspenseful music)
1541
01:37:11,117 --> 01:37:13,619
- Roll the security camera.
1542
01:37:18,458 --> 01:37:19,542
- It's glitching again it's frozen.
1543
01:37:19,584 --> 01:37:20,335
- You got to restart it in
1544
01:37:20,376 --> 01:37:21,586
the playback part of the app.
1545
01:37:21,627 --> 01:37:22,295
- No shit.
1546
01:37:38,394 --> 01:37:39,437
What's this?
1547
01:37:41,397 --> 01:37:43,900
- Came in and it looked
like your bag had exploded.
1548
01:37:43,941 --> 01:37:45,443
So I cleaned up your mess.
1549
01:37:45,485 --> 01:37:48,154
- Weird because it looks like
you're going through my shit.
1550
01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:51,908
- Yeah. I accidentally
saw some legal documents
1551
01:37:51,949 --> 01:37:53,618
and sure I suppose that you're not
1552
01:37:53,659 --> 01:37:56,079
what most people would think
of as a real sex offender.
1553
01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:58,456
But what you are is a person
1554
01:37:58,498 --> 01:38:02,126
who helped his sister
rob construction sites.
1555
01:38:03,503 --> 01:38:04,587
And I'm pretty sure your license
1556
01:38:04,629 --> 01:38:07,006
is suspended for some
unpaid parking tickets.
1557
01:38:12,136 --> 01:38:15,681
- Alright, here's what happened.
1558
01:38:18,101 --> 01:38:20,228
I was helping her get back something
1559
01:38:20,269 --> 01:38:22,271
that she said was hers.
1560
01:38:22,313 --> 01:38:25,024
And that was probably a
really stupid thing to do.
1561
01:38:26,109 --> 01:38:28,528
But I did it because I felt guilty
1562
01:38:28,569 --> 01:38:30,738
about giving her her first bump.
1563
01:38:33,241 --> 01:38:36,285
And I have no idea why I'm explaining
1564
01:38:36,327 --> 01:38:38,413
this to an asshole extremist
1565
01:38:38,454 --> 01:38:40,206
who lives off of his ex-husband.
1566
01:38:40,248 --> 01:38:41,749
- You know what it makes
a whole lot of sense
1567
01:38:41,791 --> 01:38:43,709
that you turned your sister into a junkie.
1568
01:38:45,503 --> 01:38:46,421
Did that kill her?
1569
01:38:47,964 --> 01:38:50,800
(suspenseful music)
1570
01:38:56,806 --> 01:38:58,558
Yeah. Go ahead and record this.
1571
01:38:59,767 --> 01:39:02,437
(ominous music)
1572
01:39:08,776 --> 01:39:11,070
You know why I think you're leaving?
1573
01:39:11,112 --> 01:39:13,156
It's because you are allergic to success.
1574
01:39:14,407 --> 01:39:15,366
You're a fuck up.
1575
01:39:17,034 --> 01:39:19,745
And you wear it like some
kind of a badge of honor
1576
01:39:19,787 --> 01:39:20,830
and you dress like a child
1577
01:39:20,872 --> 01:39:22,832
so that nobody ever
expects anything of you.
1578
01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:25,501
To be really honest.
1579
01:39:25,543 --> 01:39:27,378
I think if we actually found some success
1580
01:39:27,420 --> 01:39:29,547
in this thing we're trying to do,
1581
01:39:29,589 --> 01:39:31,674
you'd find a way to fuck that up.
1582
01:39:31,716 --> 01:39:33,801
- What have you had the success at?
1583
01:39:33,843 --> 01:39:37,472
Actually don't tell me,
I don't give a shit.
1584
01:39:37,513 --> 01:39:39,015
I'm just fascinated that in addition
1585
01:39:39,056 --> 01:39:41,100
to being an unemployed arrogant, fascist,
1586
01:39:41,142 --> 01:39:43,811
you're also a compulsive liar.
1587
01:39:43,853 --> 01:39:46,481
-Actually I've made more money
than you've ever seen in your entire life.
1588
01:39:46,522 --> 01:39:47,940
- John you're a scooter wrangler.
1589
01:39:47,982 --> 01:39:50,026
-And you are the oldest bartender in LA,
1590
01:39:50,985 --> 01:39:52,361
I bet your parents are
really proud of that.
1591
01:39:52,403 --> 01:39:55,072
- Wait, what did you
do with all that money?
1592
01:39:55,114 --> 01:39:55,990
- I donated it.
1593
01:39:56,032 --> 01:39:57,074
- To who? To what?
1594
01:39:57,116 --> 01:39:57,867
- To my church.
1595
01:40:03,956 --> 01:40:05,333
- You're right, I'm a fuck up,
1596
01:40:05,374 --> 01:40:09,837
but at least I'm not a gullible fraud.
1597
01:40:09,879 --> 01:40:12,298
I mean, you put away the courts collection
1598
01:40:12,340 --> 01:40:14,842
and the snake skins before
I come over at least
1599
01:40:14,884 --> 01:40:19,430
and hide the receipts for
the shit you fabricated.
1600
01:40:19,472 --> 01:40:21,807
(ominous music)
1601
01:40:24,185 --> 01:40:24,977
- You know I think I just realized
1602
01:40:25,019 --> 01:40:26,646
that I'm glad that you're leaving
1603
01:40:27,980 --> 01:40:29,982
because the only reason
I'm doing this with you
1604
01:40:30,024 --> 01:40:31,776
is because you just happened to pay rent
1605
01:40:31,817 --> 01:40:34,070
on this stupid place by coincidence.
1606
01:40:36,989 --> 01:40:39,659
It really upsets me to watch
you deceive yourself thinking
1607
01:40:39,700 --> 01:40:42,161
that it's gonna be any
better where you're going,
1608
01:40:43,162 --> 01:40:43,955
because you don't realize
1609
01:40:43,996 --> 01:40:46,165
that you still have to
live with being you.
1610
01:40:50,795 --> 01:40:54,131
You're a fuck up. You're a criminal.
1611
01:40:55,841 --> 01:40:56,926
And you have a low IQ.
1612
01:40:59,095 --> 01:41:02,139
(suspenseful music)
1613
01:41:11,440 --> 01:41:13,442
- Sometimes I wonder if these two things
1614
01:41:13,484 --> 01:41:14,902
are just like you and me,
1615
01:41:14,944 --> 01:41:17,738
like one of them
manipulating the other one
1616
01:41:17,780 --> 01:41:20,408
and one in this rabbit hole to nowhere.
1617
01:41:20,449 --> 01:41:24,996
And the other one just complicitly
going along with it because...
1618
01:41:28,082 --> 01:41:32,545
he just wants to believe
in something different
1619
01:41:32,587 --> 01:41:34,755
than his actual life.
1620
01:41:37,883 --> 01:41:40,011
- Maybe the complicit one's
life wouldn't be so shitty
1621
01:41:40,052 --> 01:41:42,555
if he was smart enough to
dig his own rabbit hole.
1622
01:41:44,390 --> 01:41:47,101
Maybe the gravity one shouldn't blame
1623
01:41:47,143 --> 01:41:48,936
the electromagnetism one for the fact
1624
01:41:48,978 --> 01:41:50,229
that he was a piece of shit a long time
1625
01:41:50,271 --> 01:41:51,314
before they ever met.
1626
01:41:57,361 --> 01:41:58,863
- Shit, I just realized,
1627
01:42:01,824 --> 01:42:03,200
you're neither one of them.
1628
01:42:04,660 --> 01:42:08,456
At best you're whatever's
slithering in the ceiling,
1629
01:42:08,497 --> 01:42:11,083
just a big fucking reptile.
1630
01:42:14,670 --> 01:42:16,422
I am done.
1631
01:42:17,882 --> 01:42:19,091
Get the fuck out.
1632
01:42:30,561 --> 01:42:33,147
(static noise)
1633
01:43:04,178 --> 01:43:07,598
(dog barking at a distance)
1634
01:43:11,394 --> 01:43:14,730
(footsteps approaching)
1635
01:43:27,034 --> 01:43:31,580
- If it helps, I felt that
quake down in the garage.
1636
01:43:42,925 --> 01:43:44,385
- That was a real earthquake?
1637
01:44:01,736 --> 01:44:03,446
You and me aren't friends.
1638
01:44:04,947 --> 01:44:08,117
I mean, I don't have
any friends or family.
1639
01:44:10,327 --> 01:44:12,204
I still wouldn't choose
to spend time with you
1640
01:44:12,246 --> 01:44:14,498
if we weren't working
on this thing together,
1641
01:44:16,167 --> 01:44:20,212
that said it's a lot easier to believe
1642
01:44:21,338 --> 01:44:24,550
that someone is pure
evil when in actuality,
1643
01:44:26,051 --> 01:44:28,971
it's really unlikely
that either one of us is.
1644
01:44:30,765 --> 01:44:33,058
- Well. I don't know.
1645
01:44:33,100 --> 01:44:34,059
One of us could be.
1646
01:44:35,686 --> 01:44:40,691
- Either way. I want all
these threads to add up,
1647
01:44:45,488 --> 01:44:47,364
but there's just more threads.
1648
01:44:49,909 --> 01:44:54,163
- Alright.
1649
01:44:58,417 --> 01:45:01,128
Tomorrow morning, oh jeez,
I guess in a few hours,
1650
01:45:02,630 --> 01:45:05,049
I'll have somebody come take a look
1651
01:45:05,090 --> 01:45:06,509
at the apartment and if it's safe,
1652
01:45:06,550 --> 01:45:10,888
you and I can hold up down
there until you move on
1653
01:45:10,930 --> 01:45:11,764
to wherever you're going.
1654
01:45:11,806 --> 01:45:14,099
And I'll just stay in my car tonight.
1655
01:45:14,141 --> 01:45:16,268
- No, you're probably right
1656
01:45:16,310 --> 01:45:18,813
if this place is gonna
sink into the ground
1657
01:45:18,854 --> 01:45:19,647
it would've already.
1658
01:45:19,688 --> 01:45:21,315
I'll sleep on this guy.
1659
01:45:21,357 --> 01:45:23,025
Shove it in there just to be safe,
1660
01:45:23,067 --> 01:45:24,068
you can take my room.
1661
01:45:25,402 --> 01:45:26,403
- Alright.
1662
01:45:42,086 --> 01:45:42,837
Hey.
1663
01:45:49,176 --> 01:45:51,053
Can I have a second beer to help me sleep?
1664
01:45:58,519 --> 01:46:00,646
(loud banging)
1665
01:46:07,611 --> 01:46:11,031
(John breathing heavily)
1666
01:46:12,658 --> 01:46:16,287
(fireworks cracking)
1667
01:46:16,328 --> 01:46:19,331
(John breathing heavily)
1668
01:46:19,373 --> 01:46:22,585
(bottles breaking) (fireworks cracking)
1669
01:47:26,273 --> 01:47:29,401
(bottle breaking)
1670
01:47:31,946 --> 01:47:35,574
(fireworks crackling)
1671
01:47:35,616 --> 01:47:38,410
(coyote howling)
1672
01:47:39,453 --> 01:47:42,539
(fireworks cracking)
1673
01:47:44,041 --> 01:47:47,503
(coyote howling)
1674
01:47:47,544 --> 01:47:50,714
(fireworks crackling)
1675
01:48:01,016 --> 01:48:05,062
(helicopter engine roaring)
1676
01:48:06,605 --> 01:48:07,982
Tornado could explain it.
1677
01:48:10,734 --> 01:48:13,445
There was one here in
Los Angeles once in 1908.
1678
01:48:19,284 --> 01:48:22,746
I like to think that he's out
there somewhere still though,
1679
01:48:22,788 --> 01:48:26,041
you know, sitting by a
pool, sipping on a brew,
1680
01:48:27,167 --> 01:48:30,129
talking the ear off some
stranger with like tall tale
1681
01:48:30,170 --> 01:48:31,588
or a fishing story or something.
1682
01:48:33,549 --> 01:48:35,509
In Idaho or Tucson
1683
01:48:35,551 --> 01:48:37,720
or wherever his lease
started the next morning.
1684
01:48:40,014 --> 01:48:42,599
(somber music)
1685
01:48:45,811 --> 01:48:47,062
But, he is not.
1686
01:48:47,938 --> 01:48:51,275
(somber music)
1687
01:48:51,316 --> 01:48:56,238
They gave me this little box
this plastic urn of his ashes.
1688
01:48:57,489 --> 01:48:59,658
And I tried to find some family
1689
01:48:59,700 --> 01:49:02,036
or friends to give it to,
1690
01:49:02,077 --> 01:49:04,329
but he wasn't lying there was no one.
1691
01:49:05,205 --> 01:49:08,292
I mean, his parents died a decade ago.
1692
01:49:08,834 --> 01:49:12,379
His little sister was on something
1693
01:49:12,421 --> 01:49:14,048
that night at the construction site.
1694
01:49:14,089 --> 01:49:15,966
And she slipped.
1695
01:49:18,802 --> 01:49:22,723
But I honestly think that
he's up there thanking God,
1696
01:49:22,765 --> 01:49:25,350
that he got to be part
of something profound
1697
01:49:25,392 --> 01:49:27,269
to break up his mundane existence.
1698
01:49:28,395 --> 01:49:29,688
I mean, we should all hope
1699
01:49:30,981 --> 01:49:34,443
to be able to do something important
1700
01:49:34,485 --> 01:49:35,944
like that before we die.
1701
01:49:47,122 --> 01:49:48,582
You got to keep rolling.
1702
01:49:48,624 --> 01:49:49,833
I know you gotta get going.
1703
01:49:49,875 --> 01:49:52,377
- [Interviewer] I'm
actually on my way out.
1704
01:49:52,419 --> 01:49:54,129
I need to prep the disks
1705
01:49:54,171 --> 01:49:58,175
for whoever is gonna take my place now.
1706
01:49:58,217 --> 01:49:59,134
I got to go.
1707
01:50:00,135 --> 01:50:01,804
- Yeah, most people end up
feeling a little too close to it.
1708
01:50:01,845 --> 01:50:03,263
That makes sense.
1709
01:50:03,305 --> 01:50:04,306
You got any burning questions
1710
01:50:04,348 --> 01:50:05,682
for me on your way out?
1711
01:50:05,724 --> 01:50:09,311
- [Interviewer] Actually just
the same as everyone I guess.
1712
01:50:09,353 --> 01:50:10,187
What happened?
1713
01:50:11,105 --> 01:50:14,817
- You know, there is worst ways to die
1714
01:50:14,858 --> 01:50:17,569
than floating away in zero gravity.
1715
01:50:18,862 --> 01:50:21,657
I bet he just froze to death
or suffocated up in the atmosphere,
1716
01:50:22,199 --> 01:50:23,450
long time before even starting falling.
1717
01:50:23,492 --> 01:50:25,494
I mean I don't even
think he felt the impact.
1718
01:50:25,536 --> 01:50:26,537
- [Interviewer] No, I mean,
1719
01:50:26,578 --> 01:50:28,413
what do you think happened here?
1720
01:50:30,249 --> 01:50:33,836
With all the phenomenon and all that?
1721
01:50:39,675 --> 01:50:41,552
- There was something like seven
different William Thompsons
1722
01:50:41,593 --> 01:50:43,679
in early 20th century Los Angeles.
1723
01:50:49,268 --> 01:50:51,311
Some of my figures were off.
1724
01:50:56,567 --> 01:50:58,485
- [Interviewer] Which figures?
1725
01:51:04,783 --> 01:51:06,326
- Some of them.
1726
01:51:06,368 --> 01:51:08,579
(somber music)
1727
01:51:08,620 --> 01:51:13,625
- I think among all the
dramatizations and visual effects.
1728
01:51:15,419 --> 01:51:17,212
I still believe part of it was real.
1729
01:51:18,881 --> 01:51:22,926
I don't think anyone can say
which part at this point, but
1730
01:51:27,931 --> 01:51:28,891
something happened.
1731
01:51:49,119 --> 01:51:50,245
- So, I couldn't find any evidence
1732
01:51:50,287 --> 01:51:51,914
of the Pythagorean brotherhoods.
1733
01:51:53,624 --> 01:51:54,833
So I couldn't find any evidence
1734
01:51:54,875 --> 01:51:56,460
of the Pythagorean brotherhood.
1735
01:51:59,338 --> 01:52:00,505
So I couldn't find any evidence
1736
01:52:00,547 --> 01:52:03,383
of the Pythagorean brotherhood
being active in centuries,
1737
01:52:04,259 --> 01:52:07,179
but that's the point of
a secret society, right?
1738
01:52:08,138 --> 01:52:11,016
It's secret. You can't see it.
1739
01:52:13,018 --> 01:52:15,479
It's like electricity.
1740
01:52:16,355 --> 01:52:19,149
Can't see that, but you know it has power.
1741
01:52:28,825 --> 01:52:31,078
So, you know, I'm not done.
1742
01:52:37,459 --> 01:52:38,710
Find the pattern.
1743
01:52:41,838 --> 01:52:43,382
When you're at the center of it.
1744
01:52:45,842 --> 01:52:46,677
It all fits.
1745
01:52:53,392 --> 01:52:54,309
Eventually.
1746
01:52:58,105 --> 01:53:01,441
(bells jingling softly)
1747
01:53:06,780 --> 01:53:08,573
You hear that?
1748
01:53:08,615 --> 01:53:11,952
(bells jingling softly)
1749
01:53:51,867 --> 01:53:54,703
(ceremonial humming)
1750
01:54:26,777 --> 01:54:31,448
(progressive gentle instrumental music)