1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:01,793 [opening theme music playing] 2 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:02,711 ♪ Kiff ♪ 3 00:00:03,921 --> 00:00:05,631 ♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪ 4 00:00:05,631 --> 00:00:07,382 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 5 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,343 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 6 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:15,849 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 7 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,935 ♪ Kiff ♪ 8 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,144 ♪ Kiff! ♪ 9 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,648 [giggles] 10 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,858 [both laugh] 11 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,861 [announcer] Brought to you by We Won Trophy Cases. 12 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,322 For winners! 13 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,783 [Kiff] Look at all these cool clubs, Barry. 14 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,534 Wow. 15 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:35,661 [gasps] "Discuss"! 16 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,373 Huh? "On the sports field"? 17 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:42,000 Oh, yeah. Fresh air is great for discussing. 18 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,669 [quirky music playing] 19 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:50,008 - This is the Discuss Club? - It sure is. 20 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:52,010 Never heard it pronounced that way, though. 21 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:55,013 Uh, do I discuss while holding this, or... 22 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,848 - It's a discus. - Discuss. 23 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:59,518 - Discus. - Dis... cuss. 24 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,019 "Dis-kiss." 25 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,938 It's a sport from the ancient world. 26 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,690 - Oh. - Oh. 27 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,066 Okay, sorry for the misunderstanding, P.S. 28 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,734 Kiff! The discus! 29 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,070 Oh, yeah. 30 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:13,740 [triumphant theme playing] 31 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,121 Never seen such perfect form. 32 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:20,872 Look at this trophy case. 33 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,833 - [snoring] - It is all case. 34 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,167 This is why we need you, Kiff. 35 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,460 What about Barry? 36 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:26,920 We'll find something for Barry. 37 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,005 - Yeah! - Yeah! 38 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,214 [both grunt] Ow. 39 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,632 Now, a lot of athletes get 40 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,342 something called performance anxiety. 41 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,719 It's when they get all in their heads about-- 42 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,762 [sonic boom] 43 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,139 Bring me "The Heavy One." 44 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:39,391 [sporty theme playing] 45 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,113 She's a natural. 46 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:56,533 [Barry grunts] 47 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,951 [laughs] 48 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,119 - [marching band playing] - [Kiff] Wow. 49 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,287 Our first track meet. 50 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,955 Who would have thought, Bar? 51 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,623 Us! Sports! 52 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,002 - Whoo! Yeah! - [laughs] 53 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,086 [blows whistle] 54 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,174 [yells, groans] 55 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,598 I'm more of a pole vaulter, anyway. 56 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:20,766 [whistle blows] 57 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:21,767 Never mind. 58 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:24,102 [pole vaulter lands] 59 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,480 [grumbles] 60 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:31,860 [marching band ends] 61 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,654 [triumphant music playing] 62 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:43,163 [cheering] 63 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,082 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 64 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,792 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 65 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,126 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 66 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,795 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 67 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,213 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 68 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,964 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 69 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,341 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 70 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,134 - Whoo! - Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 71 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,469 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 72 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,221 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 73 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:00,889 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 74 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,308 - Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! - All right, this is me. 75 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,935 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 76 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,686 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 77 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:07,813 [whispering] Kiff. Kiff. 78 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,564 Kiff. Kiff. Kiff. Kiff. 79 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,861 Our very first trophy. 80 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,030 It's perfect. Almost. 81 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,615 [hopeful theme playing] 82 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,368 [whistles] Look at that. Mmm. 83 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,578 [peppy music playing] 84 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,542 [camera shutter clicking] 85 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,921 [camera shutters click] 86 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,214 [cheering] 87 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,971 I know you're all excited for the big track meet this Friday. 88 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,639 - [cheering] - [Kiff grumbles] 89 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:46,852 But remember, your book reports are due that day, too. 90 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,353 - [all groan] - [Kiff] Whoo! 91 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,149 - [school bell rings] - Pep rally! 92 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:53,316 [cheering] 93 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,235 All right, listen up, everybody. 94 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,654 On Friday, our worthy opponents will... 95 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,322 eat our dust! 96 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,074 [cheering] 97 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,118 You remember our rivals, Tuft Pierre. 98 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,202 - Boo! - Boo! 99 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,537 - Yes, boo them! - Boo. 100 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,330 They always take home the big trophy, 101 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,915 but not anymore. 102 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,917 Because we have a secret weapon. 103 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,211 And her name is Kiff! 104 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:15,046 [cheering] 105 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,673 - Yeah! - Hooray! 106 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,217 For once, that huge trophy is coming home with us 107 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,636 to live in our brand-new... 108 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,221 trophy case! 109 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,556 - Ooh! - Ooh! 110 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,391 I spent half the school budget 111 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,393 on this state-of-the-art trophy case, 112 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,730 hand-crafted from luxurious mahogany. 113 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,023 - Wow! - Whoo-hoo! 114 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,858 - Half the school budget? - [cheers] 115 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,276 - Yeah! - Mahogany! 116 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,611 That's right, mahogany. 117 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,113 And I spent the other half on this. 118 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,115 - [cheering] - Yeah! 119 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,825 - Go, Kiff! - [cheering] 120 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,368 Yeah way! 121 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,329 [kid] That's her! 122 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:48,413 [school bell rings] 123 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,873 Okay, everyone. 124 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:52,334 Time to hand in those book reports. 125 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,002 [trembling] 126 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,212 What? 127 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,254 [tense theme playing] 128 00:04:56,254 --> 00:05:03,428 [slow-motion] Book report. 129 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:10,101 I was so busy with sports, I never even cracked the book. 130 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,269 Oh, that's fine, Kiff. 131 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,771 You can have an "A" anyway. 132 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,022 What? Why? 133 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,066 Well, you're a jock now. 134 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,652 Principal Secretary said just keep throwing those Frisbees, 135 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,112 and you'll never have to write a book report again. 136 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,989 - [sighs] - [yells] 137 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:26,284 Oh, you can leave whenever you feel like, too! 138 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,245 You cannot. 139 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:30,163 - [glass squeaks] - Stop! 140 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,873 I can't do it, P.S. 141 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,626 I just can't! I'm never throwing that discus again! 142 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:35,794 What? Why? 143 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,629 Why didn't you make a statue of me 144 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:41,258 for that insane plant diagram I did last month, huh? 145 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,093 What? No one cares about that. 146 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,636 How can you do this to me? 147 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,471 How can you do this to the trophy case? 148 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:49,140 - The big track meet is today! - I quit. 149 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,433 Mm, counteroffer. 150 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,727 You don't quit, and you get more "A's." 151 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,854 I don't want "A's" I don't earn. 152 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,189 "B's," then! 153 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,816 -"B"-pluses? - [door slams] 154 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,526 - [marching band playing] - [cheering] 155 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,323 Let's go, Tables. 156 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,366 ♪ Ha ch-ch-ch-cha ♪ 157 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,617 [cheering] 158 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,202 - [helicopter thrumming] - [screams] 159 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,663 [ominous music playing] 160 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:19,337 Okay, party people. First up, we have the javelin. 161 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,505 Yeah! 162 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,136 Uh... 163 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,096 Need a little more practice? 164 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,598 [chuckles] 165 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:32,934 Ouch! Tuft Pierre in the lead, ahead by one. 166 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:34,519 [military music playing] 167 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,438 - [snorts] - [whistle trills] 168 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:43,570 - [neighs] - Ooh! Look at those legs. Not good, eh? 169 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,155 - [cheering] - Yeah! 170 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:51,703 Ahh... 171 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:54,039 - [laughing] - [Mr. Ripeppa] Pfft. 172 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,583 [commentator] Pretty much how I thought that would go. Yee-yee-yee. 173 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,627 [military music playing] 174 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,758 Uhh. Agh! 175 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,760 - Oh, yay! - Yeah! 176 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,763 Yes! The warthog girl... what's-her-name. 177 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,306 Yes. Renée. 178 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:13,767 [peppy music playing] 179 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,395 [whistle trills] 180 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,023 [horn blows] 181 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,524 It's come down to discus, 182 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:24,110 as usual, and we have... 183 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:26,279 Barry. 184 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:30,784 [patting a beat] 185 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:35,038 [quirky music playing] 186 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:39,334 - Maybe there is a chance. - A star is falling from the sky! 187 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:42,045 - [rumbling] - That's not a star! 188 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:42,921 It's a person! 189 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:50,136 [intimidating music playing] 190 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:56,101 Our appropriately aged discus champion. 191 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:59,145 [laughter] 192 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,064 Ta-ta, Table Townies. 193 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,943 This guy hasn't been a kid in years. 194 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,071 [joints pop] 195 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,117 - Oh, yeah! - Huzzah! 196 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:15,870 Whoa. This person involved in a children's track meet 197 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,455 has quite the throwing arm. 198 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,666 [cheering] 199 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:25,130 Boo! Boo! Boo! 200 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,007 - Helen, I don't usually call on-- - Say no more. 201 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:32,971 [drums playing] 202 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,809 [clap] 203 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:40,645 ♪ Who's got the goods To win it all? ♪ 204 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,064 - ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ We know who ♪ 205 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,525 ♪ Who's got the chops To take the call? ♪ 206 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,694 - ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ We know who ♪ 207 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,071 ♪ Who's got the fire Burning hot? ♪ 208 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,699 - ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ We know who ♪ 209 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,951 ♪ Who's got the fight? Who can't be stopped? ♪ 210 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,537 - ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ Yes, we know who! ♪ 211 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,790 ♪ They say it takes A lot of team spirit ♪ 212 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,168 ♪ Dig deep If you wanna win it ♪ 213 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:08,423 ♪ Come together And work as a team ♪ 214 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,550 ♪ They say Don't take your eyes ♪ 215 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,844 ♪ Off that sweet prize ♪ 216 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:17,807 ♪ Stick together To reach your dream ♪ 217 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,018 ♪ They say you need A lot of attitude ♪ 218 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,604 ♪ They say you need To stand strong ♪ 219 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,939 ♪ They say you need A lot of heart ♪ 220 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,400 ♪ Well, they're all wrong! ♪ 221 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,778 You just need a lot of Helen. 222 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:32,572 ♪ Helen! Helen! Helen! Helen! ♪ 223 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,783 ♪ What? What? What? What? ♪ 224 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,910 ♪ Helen! Helen! Helen! Helen! ♪ 225 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,037 ♪ What? What? What? ♪ 226 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,581 Whoa there, Helens. That's quite enough. Shoo. Shoo now. 227 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,917 - [jabbering] - Begone with you all. 228 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,461 Put me in, Coach. Put me in. 229 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,921 - Hah! Hah! Hah! - [sighs] 230 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,381 Ooh, I've seen this in the movies. 231 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:53,134 It's the moment when that one kid who stinks at everything 232 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,596 surprises everyone and saves the day, eh? 233 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,890 [grunts] Heh. I can't pick it up. 234 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:01,559 What's happening? Are we conceding? 235 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,061 Please, Kiff. 236 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,063 Kiff? 237 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,689 I want an "F" on that book report. 238 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:07,899 Yes. Yes. 239 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:10,360 [triumphant theme playing] 240 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,660 One last time. 241 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,829 [theme music playing] 242 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,289 ♪ Kiff ♪ 243 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,668 [cheering] 244 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,306 ...big barrel... 245 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,600 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 246 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,227 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 247 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,521 [cheering] 248 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:51,818 Oh! Table Town School takes the victory! 249 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:55,321 An unprecedented win over Tuft Pierre! 250 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,781 Whoa! 251 00:10:56,781 --> 00:11:00,285 [marching band playing] 252 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,828 [squawks] 253 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,663 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 254 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,624 - Kiff-- - No. I walk on the ground now. 255 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,710 [triumphant music playing] 256 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,047 All trophy.