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♪ Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff,
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff! ♪
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Brought to you
by We Won Trophy Cases.
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For winners!
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Look at all these
cool clubs, Barry.
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Wow.
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"Discuss"!
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Huh? "On the sports field"?
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Oh, yeah. Fresh air
is great for discussing.
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- This is the Discuss Club?
- It sure is.
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Never heard it pronounced
that way, though.
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Uh, do I discuss
while holding this, or...
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- It's a discus.
- Discuss.
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- Discus.
- Dis... cuss.
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"Dis-kiss."
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It's a sport
from the ancient world.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Okay, sorry
for the misunderstanding, P.S.
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Kiff! The discus!
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Oh, yeah.
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Never seen such perfect form.
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Look at this trophy case.
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It is all case.
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This is why we need you, Kiff.
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What about Barry?
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We'll find something for Barry.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Ow.
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Now, a lot of athletes get
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something called
performance anxiety.
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It's when they get all
in their heads about--
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Bring me "The Heavy One."
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She's a natural.
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Wow.
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Our first track meet.
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Who would have thought, Bar?
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Us! Sports!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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I'm more of a pole vaulter, anyway.
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Never mind.
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Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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- Whoo!
- Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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- Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
- All right, this is me.
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Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Kiff. Kiff.
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Kiff. Kiff. Kiff. Kiff.
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Our very first trophy.
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It's perfect. Almost.
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Look at that. Mmm.
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I know you're all excited
for the big track meet
this Friday.
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But remember, your book reports
are due that day, too.
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Whoo!
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Pep rally!
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All right, listen up, everybody.
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On Friday,
our worthy opponents will...
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eat our dust!
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You remember our rivals,
Tuft Pierre.
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- Boo!
- Boo!
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- Yes, boo them!
- Boo.
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They always take home
the big trophy,
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but not anymore.
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Because we have a secret weapon.
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And her name is Kiff!
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- Yeah!
- Hooray!
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For once, that huge trophy
is coming home with us
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to live in our brand-new...
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trophy case!
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- Ooh!
- Ooh!
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I spent half the school budget
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on this state-of-the-art
trophy case,
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hand-crafted from
luxurious mahogany.
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- Wow!
- Whoo-hoo!
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Half the school budget?
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- Yeah!
- Mahogany!
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That's right, mahogany.
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And I spent the other half
on this.
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Yeah!
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Go, Kiff!
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Yeah way!
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That's her!
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Okay, everyone.
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Time to hand in
those book reports.
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What?
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Book report.
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I was so busy with sports,
I never even cracked the book.
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Oh, that's fine, Kiff.
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You can have an "A" anyway.
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What? Why?
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Well, you're a jock now.
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Principal Secretary said just
keep throwing those Frisbees,
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and you'll never have
to write a book report again.
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Oh, you can leave
whenever you feel like, too!
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You cannot.
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Stop!
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I can't do it, P.S.
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I just can't! I'm never
throwing that discus again!
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What? Why?
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Why didn't you
make a statue of me
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for that insane plant diagram
I did last month, huh?
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What? No one cares about that.
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How can you do this to me?
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How can you do this
to the trophy case?
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- The big track meet is today!
- I quit.
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Mm, counteroffer.
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You don't quit,
and you get more "A's."
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I don't want "A's" I don't earn.
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"B's," then!
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"B"-pluses?
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Let's go, Tables.
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♪ Ha ch-ch-ch-cha ♪
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Okay, party people.
First up, we have the javelin.
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Yeah!
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Uh...
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Need a little more practice?
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Ouch! Tuft Pierre in the lead,
ahead by one.
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Ooh! Look at those legs.
Not good, eh?
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Yeah!
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Ahh...
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Pfft.
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Pretty much how I thought
that would go. Yee-yee-yee.
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Uhh. Agh!
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- Oh, yay!
- Yeah!
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Yes! The warthog girl...
what's-her-name.
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Yes. Renée.
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It's come down to discus,
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as usual, and we have...
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Barry.
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- Maybe there is a chance.
- A star is falling from the sky!
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That's not a star!
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It's a person!
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Our appropriately aged
discus champion.
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Ta-ta, Table Townies.
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This guy
hasn't been a kid in years.
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- Oh, yeah!
- Huzzah!
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Whoa. This person involved
in a children's track meet
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has quite the throwing arm.
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Boo! Boo! Boo!
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- Helen, I don't usually
call on--
- Say no more.
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♪ Who's got the goods
To win it all? ♪
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- ♪ You know who ♪
- ♪ We know who ♪
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♪ Who's got the chops
To take the call? ♪
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- ♪ You know who ♪
- ♪ We know who ♪
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♪ Who's got the fire
Burning hot? ♪
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- ♪ You know who ♪
- ♪ We know who ♪
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♪ Who's got the fight?
Who can't be stopped? ♪
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- ♪ You know who ♪
- ♪ Yes, we know who! ♪
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♪ They say it takes
A lot of team spirit ♪
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♪ Dig deep
If you wanna win it ♪
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♪ Come together
And work as a team ♪
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♪ They say
Don't take your eyes ♪
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♪ Off that sweet prize ♪
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♪ Stick together
To reach your dream ♪
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♪ They say you need
A lot of attitude ♪
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♪ They say you need
To stand strong ♪
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♪ They say you need
A lot of heart ♪
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♪ Well, they're all wrong! ♪
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You just need a lot of Helen.
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♪ Helen! Helen! Helen! Helen! ♪
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♪ What? What? What? What? ♪
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♪ Helen! Helen! Helen! Helen! ♪
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♪ What? What? What? ♪
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Whoa there, Helens.
That's quite enough.
Shoo. Shoo now.
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Begone with you all.
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Put me in, Coach. Put me in.
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Hah! Hah! Hah!
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Ooh, I've seen this
in the movies.
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It's the moment when that
one kid who stinks at everything
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surprises everyone
and saves the day, eh?
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Heh.
I can't pick it up.
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What's happening?
Are we conceding?
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Please, Kiff.
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Kiff?
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I want an "F"
on that book report.
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Yes. Yes.
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One last time.
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♪ Kiff ♪
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...big barrel...
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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Oh! Table Town School
takes the victory!
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An unprecedented win
over Tuft Pierre!
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Whoa!
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Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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- Kiff--
- No. I walk on the ground now.
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All trophy.