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Look at all these cool clubs, Barry.
Wow.
"Discuss"!
Huh? "On the sports field"?
Oh, yeah. Fresh air is great for discussing.
- This is the Discuss Club? - It sure is.
Never heard it pronounced that way, though.
Uh, do I discuss while holding this, or...
- It's a discus. - Discuss.
- Discus. - Dis... cuss.
"Dis-kiss."
It's a sport from the ancient world.
- Oh. - Oh.
Okay, sorry for the misunderstanding, P.S.
Kiff! The discus!
Oh, yeah.
Never seen such perfect form.
Look at this trophy case.
It is all case.
This is why we need you, Kiff.
What about Barry?
We'll find something for Barry.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Ow.
Now, a lot of athletes get
something called performance anxiety.
It's when they get all in their heads about--
Bring me "The Heavy One."
She's a natural.
Wow.
Our first track meet.
Who would have thought, Bar?
Us! Sports!
Whoo! Yeah!
I'm more of a pole vaulter, anyway.
Never mind.
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- Whoo! - Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
- Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! - All right, this is me.
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Kiff. Kiff.
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Our very first trophy.
It's perfect. Almost.
Look at that. Mmm.
I know you're all excited for the big track meet this Friday.
But remember, your book reports are due that day, too.
Whoo!
Pep rally!
All right, listen up, everybody.
On Friday, our worthy opponents will...
eat our dust!
You remember our rivals, Tuft Pierre.
- Boo! - Boo!
- Yes, boo them! - Boo.
They always take home the big trophy,
but not anymore.
Because we have a secret weapon.
And her name is Kiff!
- Yeah! - Hooray!
For once, that huge trophy is coming home with us
to live in our brand-new...
trophy case!
- Ooh! - Ooh!
I spent half the school budget
on this state-of-the-art trophy case,
hand-crafted from luxurious mahogany.
- Wow! - Whoo-hoo!
Half the school budget?
- Yeah! - Mahogany!
That's right, mahogany.
And I spent the other half on this.
Yeah!
Go, Kiff!
Yeah way!
That's her!
Okay, everyone.
Time to hand in those book reports.
What?
Book report.
I was so busy with sports, I never even cracked the book.
Oh, that's fine, Kiff.
You can have an "A" anyway.
What? Why?
Well, you're a jock now.
Principal Secretary said just keep throwing those Frisbees,
and you'll never have to write a book report again.
Oh, you can leave whenever you feel like, too!
You cannot.
Stop!
I can't do it, P.S.
I just can't! I'm never throwing that discus again!
What? Why?
Why didn't you make a statue of me
for that insane plant diagram I did last month, huh?
What? No one cares about that.
How can you do this to me?
How can you do this to the trophy case?
- The big track meet is today! - I quit.
Mm, counteroffer.
You don't quit, and you get more "A's."
I don't want "A's" I don't earn.
"B's," then!
"B"-pluses?
Let's go, Tables.
♪ Ha ch-ch-ch-cha ♪
Okay, party people. First up, we have the javelin.
Yeah!
Uh...
Need a little more practice?
Ouch! Tuft Pierre in the lead, ahead by one.
Ooh! Look at those legs. Not good, eh?
Yeah!
Ahh...
Pfft.
Pretty much how I thought that would go. Yee-yee-yee.
Uhh. Agh!
- Oh, yay! - Yeah!
Yes! The warthog girl... what's-her-name.
Yes. Renée.
It's come down to discus,
as usual, and we have...
Barry.
- Maybe there is a chance. - A star is falling from the sky!
That's not a star!
It's a person!
Our appropriately aged discus champion.
Ta-ta, Table Townies.
This guy hasn't been a kid in years.
- Oh, yeah! - Huzzah!
Whoa. This person involved in a children's track meet
has quite the throwing arm.
Boo! Boo! Boo!
- Helen, I don't usually call on-- - Say no more.
♪ Who's got the goods To win it all? ♪
- ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ We know who ♪
♪ Who's got the chops To take the call? ♪
- ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ We know who ♪
♪ Who's got the fire Burning hot? ♪
- ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ We know who ♪
♪ Who's got the fight? Who can't be stopped? ♪
- ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ Yes, we know who! ♪
♪ They say it takes A lot of team spirit ♪
♪ Dig deep If you wanna win it ♪
♪ Come together And work as a team ♪
♪ They say Don't take your eyes ♪
♪ Off that sweet prize ♪
♪ Stick together To reach your dream ♪
♪ They say you need A lot of attitude ♪
♪ They say you need To stand strong ♪
♪ They say you need A lot of heart ♪
♪ Well, they're all wrong! ♪
You just need a lot of Helen.
♪ Helen! Helen! Helen! Helen! ♪
♪ What? What? What? What? ♪
♪ Helen! Helen! Helen! Helen! ♪
♪ What? What? What? ♪
Whoa there, Helens. That's quite enough. Shoo. Shoo now.
Begone with you all.
Put me in, Coach. Put me in.
Hah! Hah! Hah!
Ooh, I've seen this in the movies.
It's the moment when that one kid who stinks at everything
surprises everyone and saves the day, eh?
Heh. I can't pick it up.
What's happening? Are we conceding?
Please, Kiff.
Kiff?
I want an "F" on that book report.
Yes. Yes.
One last time.
♪ Kiff ♪
...big barrel...
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
Oh! Table Town School takes the victory!
An unprecedented win over Tuft Pierre!
Whoa!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
- Kiff-- - No. I walk on the ground now.
All trophy.