1 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:02,711 ♪ Kiff ♪ 2 00:00:03,921 --> 00:00:05,631 ♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪ 3 00:00:05,631 --> 00:00:07,382 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 4 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,343 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 5 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:15,849 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 6 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,935 ♪ Kiff ♪ 7 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,144 ♪ Kiff! ♪ 8 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,861 Brought to you by We Won Trophy Cases. 9 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,322 For winners! 10 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,783 Look at all these cool clubs, Barry. 11 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,534 Wow. 12 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:35,661 "Discuss"! 13 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,373 Huh? "On the sports field"? 14 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:42,000 Oh, yeah. Fresh air is great for discussing. 15 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:50,008 - This is the Discuss Club? - It sure is. 16 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:52,010 Never heard it pronounced that way, though. 17 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:55,013 Uh, do I discuss while holding this, or... 18 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,848 - It's a discus. - Discuss. 19 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:59,518 - Discus. - Dis... cuss. 20 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,019 "Dis-kiss." 21 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,938 It's a sport from the ancient world. 22 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,690 - Oh. - Oh. 23 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,066 Okay, sorry for the misunderstanding, P.S. 24 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,734 Kiff! The discus! 25 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,070 Oh, yeah. 26 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,121 Never seen such perfect form. 27 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:20,872 Look at this trophy case. 28 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,833 It is all case. 29 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,167 This is why we need you, Kiff. 30 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,460 What about Barry? 31 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:26,920 We'll find something for Barry. 32 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,005 - Yeah! - Yeah! 33 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,214 Ow. 34 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,632 Now, a lot of athletes get 35 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,342 something called performance anxiety. 36 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,719 It's when they get all in their heads about-- 37 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,139 Bring me "The Heavy One." 38 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,113 She's a natural. 39 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,119 Wow. 40 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,287 Our first track meet. 41 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,955 Who would have thought, Bar? 42 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,623 Us! Sports! 43 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,002 Whoo! Yeah! 44 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,598 I'm more of a pole vaulter, anyway. 45 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:21,767 Never mind. 46 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,082 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 47 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,792 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 48 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,126 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 49 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,795 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 50 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,213 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 51 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,964 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 52 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,341 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 53 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,134 - Whoo! - Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 54 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,469 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 55 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,221 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 56 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:00,889 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 57 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,308 - Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! - All right, this is me. 58 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,935 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 59 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,686 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 60 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:07,813 Kiff. Kiff. 61 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,564 Kiff. Kiff. Kiff. Kiff. 62 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,861 Our very first trophy. 63 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,030 It's perfect. Almost. 64 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,368 Look at that. Mmm. 65 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,971 I know you're all excited for the big track meet this Friday. 66 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:46,852 But remember, your book reports are due that day, too. 67 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,353 Whoo! 68 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,149 Pep rally! 69 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,235 All right, listen up, everybody. 70 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,654 On Friday, our worthy opponents will... 71 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,322 eat our dust! 72 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,118 You remember our rivals, Tuft Pierre. 73 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,202 - Boo! - Boo! 74 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,537 - Yes, boo them! - Boo. 75 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,330 They always take home the big trophy, 76 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,915 but not anymore. 77 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,917 Because we have a secret weapon. 78 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,211 And her name is Kiff! 79 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,673 - Yeah! - Hooray! 80 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,217 For once, that huge trophy is coming home with us 81 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,636 to live in our brand-new... 82 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,221 trophy case! 83 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,556 - Ooh! - Ooh! 84 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,391 I spent half the school budget 85 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,393 on this state-of-the-art trophy case, 86 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,730 hand-crafted from luxurious mahogany. 87 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,023 - Wow! - Whoo-hoo! 88 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,858 Half the school budget? 89 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,276 - Yeah! - Mahogany! 90 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,611 That's right, mahogany. 91 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,113 And I spent the other half on this. 92 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,115 Yeah! 93 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,825 Go, Kiff! 94 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,368 Yeah way! 95 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,329 That's her! 96 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,873 Okay, everyone. 97 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:52,334 Time to hand in those book reports. 98 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,212 What? 99 00:04:56,254 --> 00:05:03,428 Book report. 100 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:10,101 I was so busy with sports, I never even cracked the book. 101 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,269 Oh, that's fine, Kiff. 102 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,771 You can have an "A" anyway. 103 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,022 What? Why? 104 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,066 Well, you're a jock now. 105 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,652 Principal Secretary said just keep throwing those Frisbees, 106 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,112 and you'll never have to write a book report again. 107 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:26,284 Oh, you can leave whenever you feel like, too! 108 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,245 You cannot. 109 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:30,163 Stop! 110 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,873 I can't do it, P.S. 111 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,626 I just can't! I'm never throwing that discus again! 112 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:35,794 What? Why? 113 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,629 Why didn't you make a statue of me 114 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:41,258 for that insane plant diagram I did last month, huh? 115 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,093 What? No one cares about that. 116 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,636 How can you do this to me? 117 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,471 How can you do this to the trophy case? 118 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:49,140 - The big track meet is today! - I quit. 119 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,433 Mm, counteroffer. 120 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,727 You don't quit, and you get more "A's." 121 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,854 I don't want "A's" I don't earn. 122 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,189 "B's," then! 123 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,816 "B"-pluses? 124 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,323 Let's go, Tables. 125 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,366 ♪ Ha ch-ch-ch-cha ♪ 126 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:19,337 Okay, party people. First up, we have the javelin. 127 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,505 Yeah! 128 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,136 Uh... 129 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,096 Need a little more practice? 130 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:32,934 Ouch! Tuft Pierre in the lead, ahead by one. 131 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:43,570 Ooh! Look at those legs. Not good, eh? 132 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,155 Yeah! 133 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:51,703 Ahh... 134 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:54,039 Pfft. 135 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,583 Pretty much how I thought that would go. Yee-yee-yee. 136 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,758 Uhh. Agh! 137 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,760 - Oh, yay! - Yeah! 138 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,763 Yes! The warthog girl... what's-her-name. 139 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,306 Yes. Renée. 140 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,524 It's come down to discus, 141 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:24,110 as usual, and we have... 142 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:26,279 Barry. 143 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:39,334 - Maybe there is a chance. - A star is falling from the sky! 144 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:42,045 That's not a star! 145 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:42,921 It's a person! 146 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:56,101 Our appropriately aged discus champion. 147 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,064 Ta-ta, Table Townies. 148 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,943 This guy hasn't been a kid in years. 149 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,117 - Oh, yeah! - Huzzah! 150 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:15,870 Whoa. This person involved in a children's track meet 151 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,455 has quite the throwing arm. 152 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:25,130 Boo! Boo! Boo! 153 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,007 - Helen, I don't usually call on-- - Say no more. 154 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:40,645 ♪ Who's got the goods To win it all? ♪ 155 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,064 - ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ We know who ♪ 156 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,525 ♪ Who's got the chops To take the call? ♪ 157 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,694 - ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ We know who ♪ 158 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,071 ♪ Who's got the fire Burning hot? ♪ 159 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,699 - ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ We know who ♪ 160 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,951 ♪ Who's got the fight? Who can't be stopped? ♪ 161 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,537 - ♪ You know who ♪ - ♪ Yes, we know who! ♪ 162 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,790 ♪ They say it takes A lot of team spirit ♪ 163 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,168 ♪ Dig deep If you wanna win it ♪ 164 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:08,423 ♪ Come together And work as a team ♪ 165 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,550 ♪ They say Don't take your eyes ♪ 166 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,844 ♪ Off that sweet prize ♪ 167 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:17,807 ♪ Stick together To reach your dream ♪ 168 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,018 ♪ They say you need A lot of attitude ♪ 169 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,604 ♪ They say you need To stand strong ♪ 170 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,939 ♪ They say you need A lot of heart ♪ 171 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,400 ♪ Well, they're all wrong! ♪ 172 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,778 You just need a lot of Helen. 173 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:32,572 ♪ Helen! Helen! Helen! Helen! ♪ 174 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,783 ♪ What? What? What? What? ♪ 175 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,910 ♪ Helen! Helen! Helen! Helen! ♪ 176 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,037 ♪ What? What? What? ♪ 177 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,581 Whoa there, Helens. That's quite enough. Shoo. Shoo now. 178 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,917 Begone with you all. 179 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,461 Put me in, Coach. Put me in. 180 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,921 Hah! Hah! Hah! 181 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,381 Ooh, I've seen this in the movies. 182 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:53,134 It's the moment when that one kid who stinks at everything 183 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,596 surprises everyone and saves the day, eh? 184 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,890 Heh. I can't pick it up. 185 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:01,559 What's happening? Are we conceding? 186 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,061 Please, Kiff. 187 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,063 Kiff? 188 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,689 I want an "F" on that book report. 189 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:07,899 Yes. Yes. 190 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,660 One last time. 191 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,289 ♪ Kiff ♪ 192 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,306 ...big barrel... 193 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,600 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 194 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,227 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 195 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:51,818 Oh! Table Town School takes the victory! 196 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:55,321 An unprecedented win over Tuft Pierre! 197 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,781 Whoa! 198 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,663 Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! 199 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,624 - Kiff-- - No. I walk on the ground now. 200 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,047 All trophy.