1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:04,754 ♪ Kiff ♪ 2 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:06,256 ♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪ 3 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:08,383 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 4 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:10,468 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 5 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:16,975 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 6 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,977 ♪ Kiff ♪ 7 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:20,687 ♪ Kiff! ♪ 8 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:29,112 {\an8}Brought to you by Mango Tango Toothpaste. 9 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:31,072 {\an8}For when you're a Tango Guy. 10 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,119 {\an8}Awake! 11 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:38,705 Bed made. 12 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,290 Morning. 13 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,042 Small talk, done. 14 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:45,670 Mmm, breakfast, eaten. 15 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:49,090 - Kiff... - Ooh, almost forgot. 16 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,425 Mom, hugged! 17 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:53,261 Kiff, did you brush your tooth? 18 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:56,765 Oh, I'd love to, Mom, I've just got some things to do. 19 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,059 - What things? - You know, things. 20 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,685 With Barry. 21 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:04,522 Oh, it's open. Good morning, Chatterleys! 22 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,357 - Good morning, Barry! - Barry! 23 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:07,817 Ready for things? 24 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:09,069 You know I am. 25 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,653 All right, have fun! 26 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:13,406 Actually, Kiff was just about to go brush her tooth. 27 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:14,866 No, I wasn't. 28 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,951 Ah, the morning brush, I know it well. 29 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:18,453 Barry, quit it. 30 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:19,746 It's cool, Mama Cat. 31 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,581 I'll just brush twice tomorrow. 32 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,208 I'm a good kid, you know me. 33 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,959 - No. - No? 34 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,797 Mom, look into my eyes. 35 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:32,550 I'm just a kid, standing in front of her mom, 36 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:35,303 telling her I just really, really, 37 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:37,180 really don't feel like it today. 38 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,723 You know how it is. 39 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,935 Kiff, just brush your tooth. 40 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,061 Mom! 41 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:44,145 Dad? 42 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,402 I never knew you were this against brushing your tooth. 43 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:53,863 I'm not, I just... I really don't feel like it 44 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:55,782 this one time! 45 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,784 She's being so stubborn. 46 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:02,122 Brush my teeth, I don't wanna brush my teeth. 47 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,082 - I'm not stubborn. - Usually when-- 48 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:07,085 Not stubborn. 49 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,295 Usually when you're this fired up, you erupt into-- 50 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:12,215 A song! Barry, you're a genius. 51 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,678 Hey, maybe you'll understand me better 52 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:19,222 with a little musical presentation. 53 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:20,765 Ooh! 54 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:25,728 ♪ I got things, a list of things ♪ 55 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:30,024 ♪ It's a checklist of things to do ♪ 56 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,653 Eh? 57 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:36,781 That... was... great, Kiff! 58 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:40,201 And you can get to all those things just as soon as you brush. 59 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:51,754 It'll only take a minute! 60 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:54,966 The thing I'm wondering is, could she not just skip it this one time? 61 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:58,136 No, no, Martin, you give 'em a hand, they take the whole arm. 62 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,220 - So true. - Mm. 63 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,305 - You're right. - I am. 64 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,389 When you're right, you're right. 65 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:06,978 Mmm, okay. 66 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:09,981 Were you thinking Bubblegum Blast or Mango Tango? 67 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:12,275 I'm a Mango Tango Guy, myself. 68 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,405 Put those away, Barry, I'm thinking. 69 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:18,907 About... brushing... your tooth? 70 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,074 How not to? Yes. 71 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:22,410 You gotta brush! 72 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:24,370 This baby gets me so many compliments. 73 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,664 Compliments? I don't care about compliments, 74 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,750 we've got bigger, better things to do! 75 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,543 I don't hear any brushing! 76 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,469 Oh, I'll brush. 77 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:46,893 Well, what do you know! 78 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,354 I'm proud of you, Kiff, 79 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,897 and so glad you're not turning this 80 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,482 into one of your little tricks. 81 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,108 Kiff... 82 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,402 Mother. 83 00:03:57,820 --> 00:03:59,447 Did you brush? 84 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:02,367 I brushed... something. 85 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,785 - Barry? - Mm? 86 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,372 Is the "something" Kiff brushed, you? 87 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,875 Mm... ohh-- 88 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,543 Okay, Mom, look, look. 89 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:15,880 You're about to witness me be so, so reasonable. 90 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,632 Just let me skip... 91 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:20,134 And? 92 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:21,886 It'll be so, so reasonable. 93 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,346 Brush now. 94 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,223 But... 95 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:26,474 Doctor's orders! 96 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:29,519 Doctor's orders, eh? 97 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,648 So, I need you to explain to my mom 98 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:37,277 that it's just a minute of no brushing today, no big deal. 99 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:41,239 Well, if it's no big deal why don't you just brush your tooth? 100 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:47,161 Kiff, as a medical doctor 101 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:49,330 who makes several recommendations daily, 102 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:52,834 I simply cannot recommend not brushing your tooth. 103 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,669 Doctor, we need you! 104 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,505 You know what, though? 105 00:04:57,505 --> 00:05:00,550 There is this one guy I read about, back in medical school, 106 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,802 who was shipwrecked on a deserted island 107 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,013 with no toothbrush or toothpaste, 108 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,265 or hope, but there were apples. 109 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,767 In fact, he ate an apple every day 110 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,477 and avoided medical treatment, 111 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,730 and that's where we get the expression, 112 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,858 "An apple... is nature's toothbrush." 113 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,902 It is nature's toothbrush! 114 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:22,780 I thought he was going somewhere else with that. 115 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:35,376 Talk to me, Debra. 116 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:38,338 I just can't understand why Chadley did what he did. 117 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,006 It was a crazy situation. 118 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,092 That's why I never look at the ceiling. 119 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,397 Ah, Kiff, you're scaring me. 120 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:57,982 Ah, ba-ba-ba. 121 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,494 Hey, thank you, parents. 122 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,163 - Hello. - Clean tooth coming through. Heh. 123 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,331 Hello. 124 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,309 It's dry! 125 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,649 I used nature's toothbrush. 126 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,904 You're only supposed to use nature's toothbrush 127 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,031 when you don't have an actual toothbrush. 128 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:48,658 Back upstairs, Kiff, 129 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:51,411 and this time you need to brush and floss. 130 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,497 Floss? [scoffs] That's not on my list. 131 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:57,083 In the amount of time you've spent not brushing your tooth, 132 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,793 you could've done both already. 133 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,089 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 134 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,091 I'm really not. 135 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,884 Wait a second, Beryl, 136 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:09,303 didn't you use nature's toothbrush last night? 137 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:11,848 I do what I like, Martin. I've been a kid. 138 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,099 I've done my time. 139 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:15,977 Don't move. 140 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,770 Yeah, that's cool. 141 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,523 I didn't wanna have to resort to this, 142 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:23,025 but she's left me no choice. 143 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:25,570 The time has come to... 144 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,864 - Give up. - ...make homemade veneers. 145 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,866 Ven... ven what now? 146 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:33,286 In layman's terms, a nice, big ol' fake tooth. 147 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,788 And this is a quick mix for a temporary fix? 148 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:38,916 Or are we-- are we, like, invested in this long-term? 149 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:41,043 - 'Cause-- - Just trust me, Barry. 150 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,128 Plaster me up! 151 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,342 Ow'sit 'ook? 152 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,846 It's... It's looking. 153 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:00,396 Whoa! 154 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,774 Well, it does look clean. 155 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:06,527 But... is it... bigger? 156 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:10,072 Growth spurt of the dental variety. It happens. 157 00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:12,116 All right, well, it looks like you're ready 158 00:08:12,116 --> 00:08:13,993 for those many, many "things." 159 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,204 - Whatever they are. - Yeah! 160 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:21,751 She knows. 161 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,378 Ugh! 162 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,507 I don't know what's going on with my mom today, 163 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:30,134 but this obviously has nothing to do with my tooth. 164 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:33,554 She's just projecting her obsession with dental hygiene onto me. 165 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:36,307 And I know I could have convinced her with a song this morning. 166 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:38,768 It's so weird that I couldn't think of anything. 167 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:41,270 They usually come to me just like that! 168 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,231 But I just can't think of one today. 169 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,982 For all intense and porpoises, 170 00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:48,194 it sounds like a common case of songwriter's block. 171 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,280 Usually I wake up, brush my tooth, hug my mom, 172 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,866 and then a song just comes to me and then I-- 173 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:57,078 Of course! It's the "Shower Principle," 174 00:08:57,078 --> 00:09:00,039 the phenomenon where inspiration hits while you're zoned out, 175 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,541 doing the boring tasks you do every day. 176 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,042 I know what's missing! 177 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:09,048 All I gotta do is brush... 178 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,008 Is it working? 179 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:27,358 "Kiff, did you brush your tooth?" 180 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:32,488 Oh, I'd love to, Mom, I've just got some things to do. 181 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:34,782 What... things? 182 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:38,244 ♪ I... got... things! Things to be done ♪ 183 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,454 ♪ Things to be done not just by anyone ♪ 184 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,623 ♪ I've got things, things So many things ♪ 185 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:45,251 - ♪ Too many things to mention ♪ - Try. 186 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,253 - ♪ Barry is here for thing one ♪ - Hi. 187 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,879 ♪ If we harness the power of the sun ♪ 188 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:51,257 ♪ We can create an invention whose only intention ♪ 189 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,426 ♪ Is giving back rubs to this swan ♪ 190 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,678 This swan is stressed out, Mom. 191 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,471 - Just look at his face. - Uh-oh. 192 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,724 ♪ Things! Things to be done ♪ 193 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,392 ♪ Things to be done not just by anyone ♪ 194 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,644 ♪ I got things, things, so many things ♪ 195 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:06,147 {\an8}♪ Too many things to mention ♪ 196 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,274 ♪ Next thing, I gotta go to the pool ♪ 197 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,234 ♪ Swim all around, then stop a duel ♪ 198 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:11,986 ♪ 'Cause Helen is having a feud ♪ 199 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,654 ♪ With a moth she thinks is rude ♪ 200 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,615 ♪ Things! So many things ♪ 201 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,700 ♪ Things on things, things ♪ 202 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,785 ♪ Things! So many things ♪ 203 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,787 ♪ Things on things on things ♪ 204 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:25,708 What's this? 205 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,335 Just one of the things on my list, 206 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,211 it's called "the noodle." 207 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,631 ♪ I'm a person, Mom, with things to be done ♪ 208 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,341 ♪ Things to be done not just by anyone ♪ 209 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,676 ♪ I got things, things, personal things ♪ 210 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,595 ♪ Too many things to mention ♪ 211 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,805 - ♪ Things, things ♪ - ♪ Things, things ♪ 212 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,141 ♪ Too many things to mention ♪ 213 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,392 You know, things. 214 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,938 You're so talented. 215 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:50,066 You know what, Kiff? You got me. 216 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,817 You don't have to brush your tooth this morning. 217 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,069 Yes! 218 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,363 But, you'll need to brush your tooth tonight. 219 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,198 Of course, that's only fair. 220 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,741 Which... is now! 221 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,711 A real win for Kiff.