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♪ Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff! ♪
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{\an8}Brought to you
by Mango Tango Toothpaste.
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{\an8}For when you're a Tango Guy.
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{\an8}Awake!
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Bed made.
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Morning.
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Small talk, done.
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Mmm, breakfast, eaten.
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- Kiff...
- Ooh, almost forgot.
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Mom, hugged!
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Kiff, did you brush your tooth?
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Oh, I'd love to, Mom,
I've just got some things to do.
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- What things?
- You know, things.
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With Barry.
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Oh, it's open. Good morning, Chatterleys!
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- Good morning, Barry!
- Barry!
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Ready for things?
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You know I am.
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All right, have fun!
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Actually, Kiff was just
about to go brush her tooth.
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No, I wasn't.
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Ah, the morning brush, I know it well.
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Barry, quit it.
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It's cool, Mama Cat.
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I'll just brush twice tomorrow.
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I'm a good kid, you know me.
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- No.
- No?
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Mom, look into my eyes.
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I'm just a kid,
standing in front of her mom,
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telling her I just really, really,
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really don't feel like it today.
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You know how it is.
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Kiff, just brush your tooth.
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Mom!
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Dad?
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I never knew you were this against
brushing your tooth.
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I'm not, I just...
I really don't feel like it
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this one time!
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She's being so stubborn.
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Brush my teeth,
I don't wanna brush my teeth.
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- I'm not stubborn.
- Usually when--
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Not stubborn.
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Usually when you're this fired up,
you erupt into--
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A song! Barry, you're a genius.
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Hey, maybe you'll understand me better
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with a little musical presentation.
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Ooh!
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♪ I got things, a list of things ♪
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♪ It's a checklist of things to do ♪
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Eh?
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That... was... great, Kiff!
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And you can get to all those things
just as soon as you brush.
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It'll only take a minute!
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The thing I'm wondering is,
could she not just skip it this one time?
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No, no, Martin, you give 'em a hand,
they take the whole arm.
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- So true.
- Mm.
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- You're right.
- I am.
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When you're right, you're right.
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Mmm, okay.
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Were you thinking
Bubblegum Blast or Mango Tango?
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I'm a Mango Tango Guy, myself.
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Put those away, Barry, I'm thinking.
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About... brushing... your tooth?
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How not to? Yes.
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You gotta brush!
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This baby gets me so many compliments.
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Compliments?
I don't care about compliments,
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we've got bigger, better things to do!
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I don't hear any brushing!
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Oh, I'll brush.
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Well, what do you know!
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I'm proud of you, Kiff,
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and so glad you're not turning this
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into one of your little tricks.
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Kiff...
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Mother.
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Did you brush?
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I brushed... something.
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- Barry?
- Mm?
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Is the "something" Kiff brushed, you?
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Mm... ohh--
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Okay, Mom, look, look.
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You're about to witness me
be so, so reasonable.
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Just let me skip...
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And?
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It'll be so, so reasonable.
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Brush now.
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But...
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Doctor's orders!
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Doctor's orders, eh?
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So, I need you
to explain to my mom
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that it's just a minute
of no brushing today, no big deal.
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Well, if it's no big deal
why don't you just brush your tooth?
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Kiff, as a medical doctor
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who makes several recommendations daily,
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I simply cannot recommend
not brushing your tooth.
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Doctor, we need you!
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You know what, though?
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There is this one guy I read about,
back in medical school,
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who was shipwrecked on a deserted island
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with no toothbrush or toothpaste,
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or hope, but there were apples.
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In fact, he ate an apple every day
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and avoided medical treatment,
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and that's where we get the expression,
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"An apple... is nature's toothbrush."
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It is nature's toothbrush!
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I thought he was
going somewhere else with that.
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Talk to me, Debra.
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I just can't understand
why Chadley did what he did.
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It was a crazy situation.
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That's why
I never look at the ceiling.
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Ah, Kiff, you're scaring me.
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Ah, ba-ba-ba.
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Hey, thank you, parents.
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- Hello.
- Clean tooth coming through. Heh.
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Hello.
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It's dry!
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I used nature's toothbrush.
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You're only supposed
to use nature's toothbrush
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when you don't have an actual toothbrush.
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Back upstairs, Kiff,
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and this time you need to brush and floss.
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Floss? [scoffs] That's not on my list.
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In the amount of time
you've spent not brushing your tooth,
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you could've done both already.
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You're enjoying this, aren't you?
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I'm really not.
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Wait a second, Beryl,
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didn't you use
nature's toothbrush last night?
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I do what I like, Martin. I've been a kid.
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I've done my time.
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Don't move.
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Yeah, that's cool.
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I didn't wanna have to resort to this,
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but she's left me no choice.
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The time has come to...
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- Give up.
- ...make homemade veneers.
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Ven... ven what now?
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In layman's terms,
a nice, big ol' fake tooth.
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And this is a quick mix
for a temporary fix?
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Or are we-- are we, like,
invested in this long-term?
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- 'Cause--
- Just trust me, Barry.
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Plaster me up!
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Ow'sit 'ook?
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It's... It's looking.
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Whoa!
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Well, it does look clean.
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But... is it... bigger?
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Growth spurt of the dental variety.
It happens.
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All right, well,
it looks like you're ready
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for those many, many "things."
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- Whatever they are.
- Yeah!
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She knows.
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Ugh!
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I don't know what's going on
with my mom today,
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but this obviously has nothing
to do with my tooth.
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She's just projecting
her obsession with dental hygiene onto me.
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And I know I could have convinced her
with a song this morning.
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It's so weird
that I couldn't think of anything.
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They usually come to me just like that!
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But I just can't think of one today.
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For all intense and porpoises,
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it sounds like a common case
of songwriter's block.
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Usually I wake up,
brush my tooth, hug my mom,
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and then a song just comes to me
and then I--
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Of course! It's the "Shower Principle,"
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the phenomenon where inspiration hits
while you're zoned out,
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doing the boring tasks you do every day.
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I know what's missing!
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All I gotta do is brush...
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Is it working?
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"Kiff, did you brush your tooth?"
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Oh, I'd love to, Mom,
I've just got some things to do.
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What... things?
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♪ I... got... things! Things to be done ♪
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♪ Things to be done not just by anyone ♪
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♪ I've got things, things
So many things ♪
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- ♪ Too many things to mention ♪
- Try.
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- ♪ Barry is here for thing one ♪
- Hi.
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♪ If we harness the power of the sun ♪
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♪ We can create an invention
whose only intention ♪
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♪ Is giving back rubs to this swan ♪
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This swan is stressed out, Mom.
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- Just look at his face.
- Uh-oh.
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♪ Things! Things to be done ♪
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♪ Things to be done not just by anyone ♪
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♪ I got things, things, so many things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Too many things to mention ♪
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♪ Next thing, I gotta go to the pool ♪
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♪ Swim all around, then stop a duel ♪
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♪ 'Cause Helen is having a feud ♪
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♪ With a moth she thinks is rude ♪
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♪ Things! So many things ♪
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♪ Things on things, things ♪
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♪ Things! So many things ♪
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♪ Things on things on things ♪
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What's this?
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Just one of the things on my list,
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it's called "the noodle."
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♪ I'm a person, Mom,
with things to be done ♪
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♪ Things to be done not just by anyone ♪
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♪ I got things, things, personal things ♪
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♪ Too many things to mention ♪
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- ♪ Things, things ♪
- ♪ Things, things ♪
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♪ Too many things to mention ♪
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You know, things.
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You're so talented.
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You know what, Kiff? You got me.
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You don't have
to brush your tooth this morning.
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Yes!
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But, you'll need
to brush your tooth tonight.
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Of course, that's only fair.
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Which... is now!
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A real win for Kiff.