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{\an8}快速碎紙機贊助播出,碎得更快!

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{\an8}(花絮任務)

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你就要變成...垃圾郵件了!

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(魏賓頓:終結,第一部)

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你知道看這麼多大壯的影片
讓我想做什麼嗎?

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看更多他的片!
重看這部電影,怎麼了?

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你就要變成垃圾簡訊了
不對,是垃圾郵件

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抱歉,大伙,講錯了,再來一次

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我聽說過這個,這些是花絮

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就是拍攝過程中發生的有趣錯誤及意外

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導演有時會把它們放在電影的結尾

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你們這些人會害我笑死

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看他們像真人一樣演出好奇怪

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邪惡之門,有件事你該知道
那就是我...

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忘詞了,台詞是什麼?快來人告訴我

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什麼?我找這個找一整天了!

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上吧!上面寫要推,要用推的

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我真白痴

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大伙,這才是精髓

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我笑得肚子好痛

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真好看,超好看,有夠好看!

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有人倒下了,有人...

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- 抱歉,輪到爸爸看電視了
- 老爸,可是...

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我唯一想聽到的
就是該我坐在這張沙發了

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你們只能在現實中尋找自己的花絮囉

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好,開始

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我走在街上,糟糕,我絆倒了

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真意外

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有夠自然的!

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我不懂

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為什麼我們的花絮不像大壯那麼好看?

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或許因為他們沒有故意要拍花絮?

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他們的花絮是在拍攝同時自然發生的

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就是這樣,我們不能硬要拍花絮
我們得拍一部電影

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- 然後自然就會有花絮
- 好主意

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我們有導演,有演員

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現在只差劇本了

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{\an8}(片名:《模糊中找到》)

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{\an8}(《分鏡是什麼?》
作者:阿爾葛雷格父子)

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(列印)

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{\an8}(《模糊中找到》
編劇:琪芙與貝瑞)

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各位,我想大家都知道
我們來這裡的目的

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為了實現妳的夢想,製作一部超棒電影

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不對,電影不重要
我們只是想拍一些花絮

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花絮才是我的夢想
我們來挖出一堆花絮吧,開拍!

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同學們請注意,這是最重要的一堂課

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(友誼)

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老師,我告訴妳
外面是個弱肉強食的世界

49
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友誼又怎能拯救我們?

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高牆要倒下了!這感覺太棒了!

51
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嘆為觀止,妳的電影好看極了

52
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對啦,但是花絮呢?

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抱歉,琪芙,每次拍攝都很完美
不可能有花絮

54
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但那才是重點啊

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我又再次被自己的天才給打敗了

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我懂了,我們寫的《模糊中找到》
是內容簡陋的獨立電影

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只有人物對白,沒有道具

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所以才沒有花絮產生,我們需要道具

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有道具才有花絮,改劇本!

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好了,貝瑞,電影改成滑稽喜劇

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你演服務生三號

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你要一路穿越用餐區

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端著這兩球冰淇淋,閃過這些舞者

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避過這些彈珠,將冰淇淋送上桌

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好的!

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開拍!

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卡,你們搞什麼啊?
幹嘛都演得那麼好?

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再改更多劇情!

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一定有什麼能改的

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在這部傑作底下,一定有花絮的空間

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抱歉,琪芙,這還是太棒了

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這麼說或許會讓妳好過點
我想妳可能找到了妳的天職

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我的天職是找出花絮,崔佛
貝瑞人呢?

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他喜歡在休息時間投籃

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我想這是演員的習性

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你只要說一句很酷的台詞
把球投出去就好

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可是我看著籃框都投不進了

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- 如果我搞砸怎麼辦?
- 我等的就是這個,開拍!

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這顆球哪來的?我跟籃網買的

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大家都預見到結果了吧

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- 大伙,重來!
- 我跟籃網買的

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再次不意外

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我跟籃網買的

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跟籃網買的

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籃網...

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籃網...我跟籃網買的

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抱歉,琪芙,我們得放棄了
我們已經完美拍了79次

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80、81、82,浪費超多「迪片」!

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抱歉,我是說「底片」

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貝瑞、瑞妮,你們兩個現在演

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藍尼賴寧十一世伯爵夫婦

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藍尼伯爵?

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沒錯,我在這場戲中加了一堆繞口令

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不可能唸得好,花絮,我們來了

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各就各位,開拍!

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牛郎戀劉娘

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劉娘念牛郎

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劉娘年年念牛郎

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牛郎年年戀劉娘

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郎戀娘來娘戀郎

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念娘戀娘念郎戀郎

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卡

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{\an8}(快速碎紙機)

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白石塔,白石塔,白石搭白塔

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白塔白石搭,搭好白石塔,石塔白又大

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念娘戀娘念郎戀郎

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如此多精彩畫面
卻連一個花絮都沒有?一文不值

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其實是價值連城!

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我剛好在附近
想說順路過去看看妳的本事如何

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妳可真有兩手,孩子

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我想要投資兩千萬讓妳拍片

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這可不容妳拒絕

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兩千萬是吧?

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看看這些!

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我們沒有人知道該怎麼

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操作這些昂貴的器材,我們只是小孩

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這下不可能沒有花絮了

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這將會是史詩級的災...

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(桌鎮論壇)

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這部電影被稱為史上最偉大的電影

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隨著頒獎季的到來

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我們知道這頭沉睡的雄獅將會爆發

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其實與爆炸完全相反

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因為琪芙查特利的新片不會爆炸

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《模糊中找到》早已席捲全桌鎮

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讓我們來看一看

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(琪芙查特利執導)

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(貝瑞邦斯主演)

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(瑞妮都貝達特主演)

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事實?妳無法理解事實!

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(琪芙查特利執導)

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我不需要理解,我需要的能夠...

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在《模糊中找到》

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電影節最佳導演得主是...

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我就知道,是琪芙查特利!

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大伙,我會回來的
帶著新獎盃和破碎的心靈

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恭喜妳

138
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昨天,我開始著手創造一些美好的作品

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一種能帶給親朋好友歡笑的作品,花絮

140
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你們都是我最大失敗的見證人

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今天是我這一「省」最糟的一天

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妳是哪一省啊,琪芙?

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她說「一省」,一省耶!

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我們重來一次!好了,重來

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今天是我這一省最糟的一天

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說太多了?

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是哪一省呢,怎麼會有那麼糟的一天?

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卡,卡,重來

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好,抱歉,我這次會說對的...

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好了,你們別笑了

151
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不,我是認真的啦

152
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開始囉,我們為了花絮而拍電影

153
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但一切進行得太順利
我們就「很少多正」...

154
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是「橫掃桌鎮電影節」,抱歉!

155
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她在說什麼啊?

156
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就是這樣,這就是花絮!

157
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好...我很抱歉,讓我再試一次

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這就是...

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糟糕,又來了

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你們這些人會害我笑死

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