[woman] Brought to you by Shred Faster.
Shred Faster!
[dramatic music playing]
You're about to become...
junk mail!
[closing theme music playing]
[Kiff] Wow.
You know what this Chubbles marathon got me in the mood for?
More Chubbles! Restarting the movie.
[Kiff] Wait, what's happening?
[Chubbles] You're about to become junk nail!
Oh. Heh. Junk nail.
Whoops, sorry, that isn't right.
Sorry, everyone. Let's go back.
Oh, I've heard of these, they're bloopers.
Like cute little mistakes and mishaps that happen during filming.
Directors sometimes put them at the end of their films.
[Chubbles] Oh, you'll be the death of me.
[laughing]
It's weird to see them acting like real people.
If there's one thing you should know, Evil Door,
it's that I... I...
- forgot my line. - [laughing]
What's my line? Would somebody--
Line!
Hmm, ugh.
- What? - [laughter]
Hey, I've been looking for this all day.
[laughing]
Let's go!
Ah! Heh. No, says right here, says right here.
- [laughing] - Oh, I'm an idiot.
[laughing continues]
[Chubbles] This is what it's all about, folks!
[laughing] Oh, oh, oh, my ribs.
Amazing. Transcendent.
Visionary!
[Chubbles] Man down! Man do--
[Martin] Sorry, Daddy's turn for the TV.
But, Dad?!
The only "but" I wanna hear
is mine on this couch.
You'll just have to find your bloops
out in the real world.
Okay, let's go.
Here I am walking down the street.
Oh, no, I'm tripping!
[laughing] Whoa, unexpected.
[laughing]
[manic laughing]
[Kiff on recording] This isn't forced at all!
I don't understand, why aren't our bloops as good as Chubbles'?
Mmm, maybe because Chubbles wasn't trying to bloop?
Their bloops just happened spontaneously during filming.
Yeah, that's it, we can't force a bloop!
We have to make a movie! Then the bloops will come.
That's brilliant.
Okay, so we have a director,
and we have an actor and now we just need a script.
[upbeat music playing]
Okay, everyone.
I think we all know why we're here.
To execute your vision and to make an incredible movie.
No, the movie is irrelevant, we're just trying to get bloops.
Bloops are my vision, okay?
Okay, let's scoop some bloops.
Action!
Pay attention, class,
because this is the most important lesson of all.
Let me tell ya something, teach,
it's a dog-eat-bunny world out here.
How exactly is friendship gonna save us?
[dramatic hip-hop music playing]
[thunder rumbling]
[sobbing]
The walls are coming down!
It feels good to feel!
[sobbing continues]
[Trevor] Breathtaking.
Your movie is amazing.
Yeah, I know, but where are the bloops?
Sorry, Kiff, every take was perfect.
Zero potential for bloops.
Ugh, that's what all this is for.
Once again, I have found myself undone
by my own natural talent.
Oh, I get it.
We wrote a sparse indie called Found in Ambiguity.
It's just people talking,
there's no props so there's no potential for bloops.
We need props. Props equals bloops.
Script changes!
Okay, so, Barry, the movie is now a wacky comedy.
You're playing Waiter number three.
So you make your way into the dining room,
carrying this tray of scoops,
weaving around all the salsa dancers,
to cross all these marbles,
and then, you serve the ice cream.
[chuckling]
[laughing] Oh, okay!
Action, people!
[Kiff] Cut!
What the actual heck, people?
Why are you all doing such great work?
[shouting] More script changes!
[groans] They have to be here somewhere.
Under all this unprecedented brilliance, there has to be a bloop!
Sorry, Kiff, this is all still so amazing.
But if it makes you feel any better,
I think you may have found your calling.
My calling is finding bloops, Trevor. Where's Barry?
He likes shooting hoops in between takes.
I think it's an actor thing.
All you gotta do is say a cool line
and toss a free throw over your shoulder.
But I can't even make a basket when I'm looking.
What if I mess this up?
Oh, I'm counting on it.
And... [shouts] ...action!
Where did I get this ball?
I ordered it from the net.
[sighs] I think we all saw that coming.
[shouts] Reset, everyone!
Huh, I ordered it from the net.
Again, saw it coming.
I ordered it from the net.
From the net... from the net... net... net... net... net...
net... net... net... net... net... net... net...
I ordered it from the net.
Sorry, Kiff, but we have to move on.
- We got 79 perfect takes. - [ball bounces]
- Eighty. - [ball bounces]
- Eighty one. - [ball bounces]
Eighty two.
Ah, we're wasting so much "flim."
- I'm sorry, I meant film. - [gasps]
Now, Barry and Renee, you're playing the Lord and Lady
- Lenny Lennington the Eleventh. - Lord Lenny?
Exactly. I wrote this scene with so many tongue twisters
that it's impossible not to mess it up.
Bloops, here we come.
Places, people! Action!
When will I wind Wanda's watch
which weathered windy winters in the west wing?
Billions of baby blankets bringing Billy's baskets,
brandishing buckets belonging to blathering bandits
biting bitter biscuits.
Better bite a bit of butter
before banquets brandish Bobby's briskets
backing blocked brackets.
And cut.
Poppycock.
Perchance petty prattling and pontifications
proves pleasing to this puerile prodigy.
Permit a pleasant parting, my pet.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
[laptop] Bobby's briskets backing blocked brackets.
So much incredible footage and not a single bloop?
- Worthless. - Actually it's worth a fortune.
I was in the area and I thought I'd swing by to see what you got.
And you got moxie, kid.
I wanna invest 20 million nuts in your film.
And I won't take no for an answer.
Twenty million nuts, huh?
Look at all this!
None of us know how to work
any of this expensive equipment.
We're children. [laughs]
It's impossible not to get any bloops.
This is going to be a disaster of epic propor--
They're calling it the greatest movie of all time,
and with the arrival of awards season,
we know this sleeper hit will be blowing up.
Which, strangely, is the opposite of bombing.
Which it won't do, because Kiff Chatterley's new film,
Found in Ambiguity, has taken Tabletown by storm.
Let's take a look.
[suspenseful theme playing]
Veracity? You can't grasp the veracity!
[Barry] I don't need to grasp it.
What I need can be...
[narrator] Found in Ambiguity.
And the Tabley for Best Movie Director, goes to...
I knew it. Kiff Chatterley!
[cheering and applause]
Well, I'll be back, guys.
With a new trophy and a broken spirit.
Congratulations.
Yesterday, I set out to create something beautiful,
something that would bring laughter to my friends and family.
Bloops.
You are all witness to my greatest failure.
Today is the worst day of my wife.
[chuckles] Thanks for inviting me to the wedding, Kiff.
[laughing] She said "wife!" She said "wife."
We're gonna run that again.
Okay, okay, let's go again.
This is the worst day
- of my wife. - [laughing]
Talk much?
Who is this wife and why is she having such a bad day?
- [chuckles] - [laughing]
Cut! Cut! Let's do it again.
Okay, okay. Sorry, I can do this.
[laughing]
Okay, come on, stop laughing, you guys.
[chuckles] No, seriously, seriously.
Okay. [panting]
Here we go.
Look, we tried to make a movie for the bloops,
but everything went right and we slept the Stableys--
[chuckles] Sorry. Swept the Tableys, sorry.
[laughter]
What does that mean?
This is it.
This is the bloop! [laughs]
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm sorry, sorry.
Okay, let me try again.
- This is the-- - [laughter]
Oh, no, did it again!
Heh. You all, you all will be the death of me.
[closing theme music playing]