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{\an8}[woman] Brought to you by Shred Faster.
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{\an8}Shred Faster!
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{\an8}[dramatic music playing]
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You're about to become...
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junk mail!
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{\an8}[closing theme music playing]
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[Kiff] Wow.
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You know what this Chubbles marathon
got me in the mood for?
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{\an8}More Chubbles! Restarting the movie.
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[Kiff] Wait, what's happening?
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[Chubbles] You're about
to become junk nail!
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Oh. Heh. Junk nail.
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Whoops, sorry, that isn't right.
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Sorry, everyone. Let's go back.
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Oh, I've heard of these, they're bloopers.
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Like cute little mistakes
and mishaps that happen during filming.
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Directors sometimes put them
at the end of their films.
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[Chubbles] Oh, you'll be the death of me.
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[laughing]
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It's weird to see them
acting like real people.
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If there's one thing
you should know, Evil Door,
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it's that I... I...
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- forgot my line.
- [laughing]
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What's my line? Would somebody--
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Line!
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Hmm, ugh.
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- What?
- [laughter]
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Hey, I've been looking for this all day.
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[laughing]
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Let's go!
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Ah! Heh.
No, says right here, says right here.
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- [laughing]
- Oh, I'm an idiot.
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[laughing continues]
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[Chubbles]
This is what it's all about, folks!
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[laughing] Oh, oh, oh, my ribs.
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Amazing. Transcendent.
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Visionary!
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[Chubbles] Man down! Man do--
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[Martin] Sorry, Daddy's turn for the TV.
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But, Dad?!
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The only "but" I wanna hear
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is mine on this couch.
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You'll just have to find your bloops
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out in the real world.
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Okay, let's go.
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Here I am walking down the street.
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Oh, no, I'm tripping!
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[laughing] Whoa, unexpected.
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[laughing]
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[manic laughing]
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[Kiff on recording]
This isn't forced at all!
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I don't understand, why aren't
our bloops as good as Chubbles'?
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Mmm, maybe because
Chubbles wasn't trying to bloop?
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Their bloops just happened
spontaneously during filming.
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Yeah, that's it, we can't force a bloop!
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We have to make a movie!
Then the bloops will come.
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That's brilliant.
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Okay, so we have a director,
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and we have an actor
and now we just need a script.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Okay, everyone.
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I think we all know why we're here.
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To execute your vision
and to make an incredible movie.
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No, the movie is irrelevant,
we're just trying to get bloops.
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Bloops are my vision, okay?
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Okay, let's scoop some bloops.
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Action!
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Pay attention, class,
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because this is the most
important lesson of all.
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Let me tell ya something, teach,
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it's a dog-eat-bunny world out here.
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How exactly is friendship gonna save us?
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[dramatic hip-hop music playing]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[sobbing]
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The walls are coming down!
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It feels good to feel!
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[sobbing continues]
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[Trevor] Breathtaking.
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Your movie is amazing.
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Yeah, I know, but where are the bloops?
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Sorry, Kiff, every take was perfect.
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Zero potential for bloops.
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Ugh, that's what all this is for.
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Once again, I have found myself undone
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by my own natural talent.
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Oh, I get it.
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We wrote a sparse indie called
Found in Ambiguity.
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It's just people talking,
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there's no props
so there's no potential for bloops.
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We need props. Props equals bloops.
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Script changes!
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Okay, so, Barry,
the movie is now a wacky comedy.
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You're playing Waiter number three.
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So you make your way into the dining room,
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carrying this tray of scoops,
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weaving around all the salsa dancers,
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to cross all these marbles,
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and then, you serve the ice cream.
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[chuckling]
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[laughing] Oh, okay!
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Action, people!
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[Kiff] Cut!
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What the actual heck, people?
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Why are you all doing such great work?
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[shouting] More script changes!
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[groans] They have to be here somewhere.
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Under all this unprecedented brilliance,
there has to be a bloop!
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Sorry, Kiff, this is all still so amazing.
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But if it makes you feel any better,
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I think you may have found your calling.
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My calling is finding bloops, Trevor.
Where's Barry?
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He likes shooting hoops in between takes.
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I think it's an actor thing.
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All you gotta do is say a cool line
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and toss a free throw over your shoulder.
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But I can't even make a basket
when I'm looking.
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What if I mess this up?
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Oh, I'm counting on it.
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And... [shouts] ...action!
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Where did I get this ball?
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I ordered it from the net.
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[sighs] I think we all saw that coming.
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[shouts] Reset, everyone!
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Huh, I ordered it from the net.
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Again, saw it coming.
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I ordered it from the net.
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From the net... from the net...
net... net... net... net...
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net... net... net...
net... net... net... net...
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I ordered it from the net.
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Sorry, Kiff, but we have to move on.
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- We got 79 perfect takes.
- [ball bounces]
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- Eighty.
- [ball bounces]
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- Eighty one.
- [ball bounces]
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Eighty two.
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Ah, we're wasting so much "flim."
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- I'm sorry, I meant film.
- [gasps]
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Now, Barry and Renee,
you're playing the Lord and Lady
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- Lenny Lennington the Eleventh.
- Lord Lenny?
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Exactly. I wrote this scene
with so many tongue twisters
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that it's impossible not to mess it up.
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Bloops, here we come.
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Places, people! Action!
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When will I wind Wanda's watch
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which weathered windy winters
in the west wing?
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Billions of baby blankets
bringing Billy's baskets,
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brandishing buckets
belonging to blathering bandits
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biting bitter biscuits.
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Better bite a bit of butter
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before banquets brandish Bobby's briskets
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backing blocked brackets.
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And cut.
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Poppycock.
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Perchance petty prattling
and pontifications
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proves pleasing to this puerile prodigy.
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Permit a pleasant parting, my pet.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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[laptop] Bobby's briskets
backing blocked brackets.
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So much incredible footage
and not a single bloop?
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- Worthless.
- Actually it's worth a fortune.
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I was in the area and I thought
I'd swing by to see what you got.
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And you got moxie, kid.
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I wanna invest
20 million nuts in your film.
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And I won't take no for an answer.
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Twenty million nuts, huh?
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Look at all this!
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None of us know how to work
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any of this expensive equipment.
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We're children. [laughs]
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It's impossible not to get any bloops.
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This is going to be a disaster
of epic propor--
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They're calling it
the greatest movie of all time,
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and with the arrival of awards season,
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we know this sleeper hit
will be blowing up.
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Which, strangely,
is the opposite of bombing.
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Which it won't do,
because Kiff Chatterley's new film,
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Found in Ambiguity,
has taken Tabletown by storm.
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Let's take a look.
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{\an8}[suspenseful theme playing]
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Veracity? You can't grasp the veracity!
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[Barry] I don't need to grasp it.
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What I need can be...
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[narrator] Found in Ambiguity.
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And the Tabley
for Best Movie Director, goes to...
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I knew it. Kiff Chatterley!
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[cheering and applause]
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Well, I'll be back, guys.
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With a new trophy and a broken spirit.
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Congratulations.
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Yesterday, I set out
to create something beautiful,
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something that would bring laughter
to my friends and family.
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Bloops.
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You are all witness
to my greatest failure.
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Today is the worst day of my wife.
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[chuckles] Thanks for inviting me
to the wedding, Kiff.
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[laughing] She said "wife!"
She said "wife."
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We're gonna run that again.
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Okay, okay, let's go again.
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This is the worst day
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- of my wife.
- [laughing]
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Talk much?
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Who is this wife
and why is she having such a bad day?
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- [chuckles]
- [laughing]
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Cut! Cut! Let's do it again.
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Okay, okay. Sorry, I can do this.
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[laughing]
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Okay, come on, stop laughing, you guys.
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[chuckles] No, seriously, seriously.
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Okay. [panting]
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Here we go.
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Look, we tried to make a movie
for the bloops,
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but everything went right
and we slept the Stableys--
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[chuckles] Sorry.
Swept the Tableys, sorry.
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[laughter]
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What does that mean?
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This is it.
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This is the bloop! [laughs]
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Okay, okay, okay.
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I'm sorry, sorry.
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Okay, let me try again.
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- This is the--
- [laughter]
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Oh, no, did it again!
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Heh. You all,
you all will be the death of me.
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[closing theme music playing]