♪ Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Yeah, Kiff! ♪
[giggles]
[both laugh]
[narrator] Brought to you by Trongle and Gurble P's
Trampoline Insurancees.
You heard me.
Let's see who died, who died.
Everybody in this town is so healthy.
[Kiff] Come on, one more time, guys! All right.
[laughter]
[crashing]
Oh, what's this?
"Gorgeous piano.
Free pickup today only. Very heavy.
For more info, contact--" Oh, what?
My sister, Agnes? But we're fighting.
- [crashing] - [Barry] Sorry, Helen!
We don't know our own strength.
[laughter]
[Helen] You two, the strongies! Get in here!
I need you to go and pick up a piano for me.
I'd do it myself, but I don't want to.
Also, it's at my sister's house and we're feuding,
so do it for me and you can have one item
from my Creepy Junk Trunk. One!
Monkey's paw. Genie lamp. Eh.
Mirror that lets you talk to dead celebrities. Eh.
[clattering and shattering]
- Oh-ho-ho! - Ooh!
Interesting choice.
It's so symmetrical. It has a nice weight to it.
Hello! That's a magical horseshoe.
Grants two people any one wish.
Ringing any bells?
You can literally wish for anything in the world with it?
- [both] Oh! - Go get me that piano
and it's all yours.
So, you two play the piano, eh?
Oh, yes, ma'am. Can't get enough
of tinkling away on the old musical teeth.
[discordant piano notes]
Wow!
You'd better get going then.
It's a long way back across town.
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, man. I forgot pianos are famously heavy.
You don't have, like, a hand truck or--
[chuckling] And we're off.
Okay, so this wish thing.
I think it's safe to assume
we're both thinking the same thing.
[both] Wish for a trampoline.
[laughter]
[both] Yes, we said the same thing!
We're always in sync.
Disco! Watermelon! Cowboy! Ha-ha-ha!
Mega soup! Age group! Giggly-biggily-biggily.
- Oop! - [laughter]
[both] Pamphlet! Eeee... moth!
[laughter]
- Which bridge? - [Kiff] Let's support Trollie.
Ooh, Kiff, Barry, piano.
Wanna try crossing my bridge, eh?
Well, let's see if you can.
Get ready for one of my famous sophisticated riddles.
[clears throat]
So, what-- what say, uh...
Ooh, what's-- what's, um--
Okay, okay. What's black and white
and, uh, goes plink when you bang on it?
This piano?
Yeah. Good, that is good.
A little off your game today, Trollie?
[sighs] Yeah, I'm sorry, kids. I had a big fight
with the Riddling Society at last night's potluck.
We'd love to stay and hear more about that,
but we got this big piano to move.
Oh! Do you want some help?
- Please! - Sure.
You're probably wondering how little Kiff and Barry
wound up moving a piano.
Let's just say there's
a trampoline in it for us.
[Trollie] Oh, I'm so done with those uppity Riddlers.
They accused me of not carrying my weight. Me, Trollie.
Feels like kind of a silly thing to end
a whole meaningful friendship over, don't you think?
Barry's right. He and I never
would have made it this far as best friends
if we let silly disagreements tear us apart,
which we never have and never will.
Maybe you're right.
Well, this is as far as I can take you.
Phew. My pinkie's gonna be barking tonight.
- Thanks for all your help. - Oh, hey,
might want to reconsider that trampoline thing.
I heard they're a real headache to insure.
Oh! [smack lips]
- They are? - Shoot, I didn't know that.
Well, here we are, the famous Table Town Steps.
[bird screeches]
Kiff and Barry lugging
a super-heavy piano up 563 steps?
Ho-ho, this is gonna be one wild ride.
[laughter]
That was so crazy, the way we kept
dropping the piano down all the stairs!
Ooh, I know. A-a-and how we ran into Glarbin
halfway up and his coattails got caught in the keys,
and how we kept knocking off his big hat!
It must have looked so funny!
Oh, it definitely looked funny.
Too bad no-one was around to see.
Ha, yeah.
[Barry] Classic, unmissable stuff.
Kiff, I just thought of a genius solution to our problem.
I know what we should wish for instead.
OMG, I just did too.
It's safe to assume we're thinking
the same thing again, right? [inhales] We wish for--
The ground everywhere to be bouncy,
then the world is our trampoline.
- [piano thumps] - Wha...? No.
We should wish to turn our legs into springs.
Kiff, buddy.
If our legs were springs,
we'd be smacking our heads on the ceiling
every time we jump out of bed in the morning.
Mm-hmm, I hear you, chum.
I... I just think if we wished for the ground
to be bouncy everywhere, you'd have fallen fruit
ping-ponging all over the place.
Think of the orchard massacres.
Well, I hear you, compadre, and I...
respectfully disagree.
[dramatic theme playing]
[music hall piano music playing]
[sighs]
[Ben Finn] Babe, I asked you to lunch today
to tell you I want to get remarried.
[shouting] What? Babe, we already got remarried.
I asked you here because I want to split up again.
[shouting] Oh, that is so typical of you.
[Kiff clears throat]
♪ When you're having a fight ♪
♪ There's no wrong, no right ♪
♪ You just need to align And we'll tell you why ♪
♪ 'Cause things come best in twos ♪
♪ Like a pair of socks ♪
- ♪ And shoes ♪ - ♪ Sandals ♪
♪ No, obviously shoes ♪
♪ But I like sandals with socks ♪
♪ Okay, agree to disagree... this time ♪
♪ But next time maybe join in with me ♪
♪ Or you could join in with me ♪
♪ I just think that ♪
♪ Sandals with socks Is just not very smart ♪
♪ You're exposing your socks To thorns and sharp rocks ♪
♪ And if you get them wet You'll have so much regret ♪
♪ But I just feel that shoes and socks ♪
♪ Just get unbearably hot And my toes like ♪
♪ The freedom of wiggling a lot ♪
♪ Not to mention The tying of difficult knots ♪
♪ What we need is compromise ♪
♪ Sweet compromise ♪
♪ And see the world Through each other's eyes ♪
♪ Then we will both see that it's true ♪
♪ The best things come in twos ♪
♪ Like a pair of socks and... ♪
- ♪ Shoes ♪ - ♪ Sandals ♪
Yikeseeola.
Babe, did you change my order when I went to the bathroom?
You are so controlling!
[arguing]
Barry, I... I really don't want
to fight about the wish anymore.
- Me neither. - Ah, good.
I'm so glad you're finally seeing things my way,
- the spring legs way. - What?
I thought you were finally seeing things
the bouncy ground way.
[growls and grunts]
[Flam Bingo] Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Is that two children moving a big piano
using their back muscles and not their legs?
Aw, man, what are we gonna bench press now?
[grunting]
Barry, face it, my wish idea's just better.
[grunting continues]
Okay, yeah, I admit that...
in opposite world!
[sighs] Look, we're not animals.
We can resolve this in a civilized manner.
Agreed. We must maintain decorum.
[shouting] You're acting like a dumb dodo-head control freak!
- [gasps] - Oh, yeah?
Well, you're a-- you're a tooty tag-along!
[all gasp]
[piano clangs]
Hey, hey!
There is no beefing at Beefcakes in the Park.
You two gotta squash this beef.
Well, I feel better.
Talking it out with you has really helped, Flam.
Talking to you has been so helpful, Klon.
I know what I have to do now.
I just have to calm down,
remember what's really important,
and then, when we get the horseshoe--
I have to shout my wish before Kiff can say hers.
- Then she'll see... - Then he'll see...
[both] ...that I was right
and the friendship will be saved.
[both] Uh-oh!
Oh, look at the time!
[music hall piano music playing]
- [piano crashes] - [Barry] Ugh!
[both gasping]
What's that supposed to be?
Yeah, huh? It's the piano
you hired us to pick up from Agnes?
That's not a piano.
Um, say what now?
Don't you dumb kids even know what a piano is?
It's curvy, it's made of brass, you blow into it.
- [Helen makes horn sounds] - [sighs] Helen, we did the job,
now would you please fork over the horseshoe.
[serene theme playing]
- I wish the ground bouncy. - I wish our legs were springs.
Mm, fighting about the wish, eh? Classic!
That ol' magic horseshoe is never gettin' used.
- I said "spring legs". - I said "bouncy ground".
Agnes and I could never agree on what to wish for either.
We're out of sync.
How'd this happen?
Barry, I... I want to take back what I said
when we were getting bench-pressed.
It was totally out of line.
Me too! I feel terrible.
I was being a total Helen.
Unnecessary.
One more try?
- Ready if you are. - [inhaling]
[both] I wish none of this had happened.
I wish we had never gone to get the piano for Helen!
What? Wait! Don't wish for that!
[cries] No, my xylophone!
[laughter]
You thinking what I'm thinking?
I think I am.
[both] Wheelbarrow off into the sunset
with heartwarming music.
[heartwarming theme playing]
[Barry] Hey, remember that whole stairs thing?
[Kiff] That was crazy.
- [Barry] That was the highlight. - [Kiff] Oh, it was so amazing!