1 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:04,754 ♪ Kiff ♪ 2 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,256 ♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪ 3 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:08,383 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 4 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:10,468 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 5 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:13,179 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 6 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:16,975 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 7 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:20,061 ♪ Yeah, Kiff! ♪ 8 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:23,773 [giggles] 9 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:25,984 [both laugh] 10 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,611 {\an8}[narrator] Brought to you by Trongle and Gurble P's 11 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:30,280 {\an8}Trampoline Insurancees. 12 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,781 {\an8}You heard me. 13 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:34,784 {\an8}Let's see who died, who died. 14 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:37,495 {\an8}Everybody in this town is so healthy. 15 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:39,873 [Kiff] Come on, one more time, guys! All right. 16 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,207 [laughter] 17 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,542 [crashing] 18 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:44,419 Oh, what's this? 19 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:46,087 "Gorgeous piano. 20 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:49,299 Free pickup today only. Very heavy. 21 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,676 For more info, contact--" Oh, what? 22 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:54,721 My sister, Agnes? But we're fighting. 23 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,473 - [crashing] - [Barry] Sorry, Helen! 24 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,266 We don't know our own strength. 25 00:00:58,266 --> 00:00:59,601 [laughter] 26 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:05,940 [Helen] You two, the strongies! Get in here! 27 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,862 I need you to go and pick up a piano for me. 28 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:13,073 I'd do it myself, but I don't want to. 29 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,825 Also, it's at my sister's house and we're feuding, 30 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:18,620 so do it for me and you can have one item 31 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,830 from my Creepy Junk Trunk. One! 32 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,751 Monkey's paw. Genie lamp. Eh. 33 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,295 Mirror that lets you talk to dead celebrities. Eh. 34 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:29,089 [clattering and shattering] 35 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,590 - Oh-ho-ho! - Ooh! 36 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:34,052 Interesting choice. 37 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:38,223 It's so symmetrical. It has a nice weight to it. 38 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:41,684 Hello! That's a magical horseshoe. 39 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:44,062 Grants two people any one wish. 40 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:46,564 Ringing any bells? 41 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:51,152 You can literally wish for anything in the world with it? 42 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,863 - [both] Oh! - Go get me that piano 43 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:55,323 and it's all yours. 44 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,327 So, you two play the piano, eh? 45 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,037 Oh, yes, ma'am. Can't get enough 46 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:04,499 of tinkling away on the old musical teeth. 47 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:05,917 [discordant piano notes] 48 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,252 Wow! 49 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:08,920 You'd better get going then. 50 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,839 It's a long way back across town. 51 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:11,965 Yes, ma'am. 52 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:15,844 Oh, man. I forgot pianos are famously heavy. 53 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,720 You don't have, like, a hand truck or-- 54 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,473 [chuckling] And we're off. 55 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,727 Okay, so this wish thing. 56 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:26,437 I think it's safe to assume 57 00:02:26,437 --> 00:02:28,565 we're both thinking the same thing. 58 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,483 [both] Wish for a trampoline. 59 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:31,943 [laughter] 60 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,987 [both] Yes, we said the same thing! 61 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,738 We're always in sync. 62 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:38,825 Disco! Watermelon! Cowboy! Ha-ha-ha! 63 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,786 Mega soup! Age group! Giggly-biggily-biggily. 64 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:45,081 - Oop! - [laughter] 65 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:48,251 [both] Pamphlet! Eeee... moth! 66 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,170 [laughter] 67 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,382 - Which bridge? - [Kiff] Let's support Trollie. 68 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:56,885 Ooh, Kiff, Barry, piano. 69 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,720 Wanna try crossing my bridge, eh? 70 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,263 Well, let's see if you can. 71 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:03,099 Get ready for one of my famous sophisticated riddles. 72 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:04,225 [clears throat] 73 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:06,311 So, what-- what say, uh... 74 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,063 Ooh, what's-- what's, um-- 75 00:03:09,063 --> 00:03:11,316 Okay, okay. What's black and white 76 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,735 and, uh, goes plink when you bang on it? 77 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,070 This piano? 78 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:18,072 Yeah. Good, that is good. 79 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:19,866 A little off your game today, Trollie? 80 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,619 [sighs] Yeah, I'm sorry, kids. I had a big fight 81 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:25,246 with the Riddling Society at last night's potluck. 82 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:26,748 We'd love to stay and hear more about that, 83 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,625 but we got this big piano to move. 84 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,126 Oh! Do you want some help? 85 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:31,586 - Please! - Sure. 86 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,256 You're probably wondering how little Kiff and Barry 87 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:36,466 wound up moving a piano. 88 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,550 Let's just say there's 89 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,136 a trampoline in it for us. 90 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:43,097 [Trollie] Oh, I'm so done with those uppity Riddlers. 91 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:46,476 They accused me of not carrying my weight. Me, Trollie. 92 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,228 Feels like kind of a silly thing to end 93 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,855 a whole meaningful friendship over, don't you think? 94 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:52,482 Barry's right. He and I never 95 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,150 would have made it this far as best friends 96 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,653 if we let silly disagreements tear us apart, 97 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,906 which we never have and never will. 98 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,407 Maybe you're right. 99 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,201 Well, this is as far as I can take you. 100 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:05,995 Phew. My pinkie's gonna be barking tonight. 101 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:07,830 - Thanks for all your help. - Oh, hey, 102 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,999 might want to reconsider that trampoline thing. 103 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:12,126 I heard they're a real headache to insure. 104 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:13,336 Oh! [smack lips] 105 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:16,172 - They are? - Shoot, I didn't know that. 106 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:20,093 Well, here we are, the famous Table Town Steps. 107 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,344 [bird screeches] 108 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,762 Kiff and Barry lugging 109 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,181 a super-heavy piano up 563 steps? 110 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:28,268 Ho-ho, this is gonna be one wild ride. 111 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,646 [laughter] 112 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,147 That was so crazy, the way we kept 113 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:35,024 dropping the piano down all the stairs! 114 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:37,986 Ooh, I know. A-a-and how we ran into Glarbin 115 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,446 halfway up and his coattails got caught in the keys, 116 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,657 and how we kept knocking off his big hat! 117 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:45,827 It must have looked so funny! 118 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,079 Oh, it definitely looked funny. 119 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:50,039 Too bad no-one was around to see. 120 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:52,542 Ha, yeah. 121 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,545 [Barry] Classic, unmissable stuff. 122 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:59,340 Kiff, I just thought of a genius solution to our problem. 123 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,342 I know what we should wish for instead. 124 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:03,136 OMG, I just did too. 125 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,929 It's safe to assume we're thinking 126 00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:07,974 the same thing again, right? [inhales] We wish for-- 127 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,767 The ground everywhere to be bouncy, 128 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,728 then the world is our trampoline. 129 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,730 - [piano thumps] - Wha...? No. 130 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:17,066 We should wish to turn our legs into springs. 131 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:18,943 Kiff, buddy. 132 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:20,737 If our legs were springs, 133 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,447 we'd be smacking our heads on the ceiling 134 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,073 every time we jump out of bed in the morning. 135 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,616 Mm-hmm, I hear you, chum. 136 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:27,577 I... I just think if we wished for the ground 137 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:30,204 to be bouncy everywhere, you'd have fallen fruit 138 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:31,748 ping-ponging all over the place. 139 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,666 Think of the orchard massacres. 140 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:37,170 Well, I hear you, compadre, and I... 141 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,339 respectfully disagree. 142 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,841 [dramatic theme playing] 143 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,097 [music hall piano music playing] 144 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,686 [sighs] 145 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,813 [Ben Finn] Babe, I asked you to lunch today 146 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:58,691 to tell you I want to get remarried. 147 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:01,652 [shouting] What? Babe, we already got remarried. 148 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:04,572 I asked you here because I want to split up again. 149 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:06,532 [shouting] Oh, that is so typical of you. 150 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,742 [Kiff clears throat] 151 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:13,039 ♪ When you're having a fight ♪ 152 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,958 ♪ There's no wrong, no right ♪ 153 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:21,255 ♪ You just need to align And we'll tell you why ♪ 154 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,634 ♪ 'Cause things come best in twos ♪ 155 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,552 ♪ Like a pair of socks ♪ 156 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,845 - ♪ And shoes ♪ - ♪ Sandals ♪ 157 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:29,722 ♪ No, obviously shoes ♪ 158 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:32,016 ♪ But I like sandals with socks ♪ 159 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:38,648 ♪ Okay, agree to disagree... this time ♪ 160 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:43,069 ♪ But next time maybe join in with me ♪ 161 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,904 ♪ Or you could join in with me ♪ 162 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,533 ♪ I just think that ♪ 163 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,077 ♪ Sandals with socks Is just not very smart ♪ 164 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:54,288 ♪ You're exposing your socks To thorns and sharp rocks ♪ 165 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:57,291 ♪ And if you get them wet You'll have so much regret ♪ 166 00:06:57,291 --> 00:07:01,295 ♪ But I just feel that shoes and socks ♪ 167 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:03,965 ♪ Just get unbearably hot And my toes like ♪ 168 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:06,092 ♪ The freedom of wiggling a lot ♪ 169 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:09,512 ♪ Not to mention The tying of difficult knots ♪ 170 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:13,015 ♪ What we need is compromise ♪ 171 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:16,894 ♪ Sweet compromise ♪ 172 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:22,358 ♪ And see the world Through each other's eyes ♪ 173 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:25,820 ♪ Then we will both see that it's true ♪ 174 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:29,323 ♪ The best things come in twos ♪ 175 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:33,870 ♪ Like a pair of socks and... ♪ 176 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,038 - ♪ Shoes ♪ - ♪ Sandals ♪ 177 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,668 Yikeseeola. 178 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:43,254 Babe, did you change my order when I went to the bathroom? 179 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:45,089 You are so controlling! 180 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:48,634 [arguing] 181 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,304 Barry, I... I really don't want 182 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,181 to fight about the wish anymore. 183 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,141 - Me neither. - Ah, good. 184 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,643 I'm so glad you're finally seeing things my way, 185 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,187 - the spring legs way. - What? 186 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,230 I thought you were finally seeing things 187 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:02,899 the bouncy ground way. 188 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:07,236 [growls and grunts] 189 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:08,821 [Flam Bingo] Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa! 190 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:11,365 Is that two children moving a big piano 191 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:13,993 using their back muscles and not their legs? 192 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:21,709 Aw, man, what are we gonna bench press now? 193 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,962 [grunting] 194 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,966 Barry, face it, my wish idea's just better. 195 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:30,134 [grunting continues] 196 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:31,469 Okay, yeah, I admit that... 197 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,471 in opposite world! 198 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,805 [sighs] Look, we're not animals. 199 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:36,724 We can resolve this in a civilized manner. 200 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:39,393 Agreed. We must maintain decorum. 201 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:42,313 [shouting] You're acting like a dumb dodo-head control freak! 202 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,981 - [gasps] - Oh, yeah? 203 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:46,067 Well, you're a-- you're a tooty tag-along! 204 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,235 [all gasp] 205 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,780 [piano clangs] 206 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,323 Hey, hey! 207 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:55,368 There is no beefing at Beefcakes in the Park. 208 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,245 You two gotta squash this beef. 209 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,957 Well, I feel better. 210 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,626 Talking it out with you has really helped, Flam. 211 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,128 Talking to you has been so helpful, Klon. 212 00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:07,588 I know what I have to do now. 213 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:09,006 I just have to calm down, 214 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:10,591 remember what's really important, 215 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,343 and then, when we get the horseshoe-- 216 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:15,429 I have to shout my wish before Kiff can say hers. 217 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:16,639 - Then she'll see... - Then he'll see... 218 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:17,890 [both] ...that I was right 219 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,517 and the friendship will be saved. 220 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,352 [both] Uh-oh! 221 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:22,895 Oh, look at the time! 222 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,439 [music hall piano music playing] 223 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,905 - [piano crashes] - [Barry] Ugh! 224 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,490 [both gasping] 225 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,825 What's that supposed to be? 226 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,160 Yeah, huh? It's the piano 227 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,121 you hired us to pick up from Agnes? 228 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,622 That's not a piano. 229 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:43,457 Um, say what now? 230 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:46,085 Don't you dumb kids even know what a piano is? 231 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,796 It's curvy, it's made of brass, you blow into it. 232 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:51,632 - [Helen makes horn sounds] - [sighs] Helen, we did the job, 233 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,384 now would you please fork over the horseshoe. 234 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:58,055 [serene theme playing] 235 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:09,066 - I wish the ground bouncy. - I wish our legs were springs. 236 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:14,739 Mm, fighting about the wish, eh? Classic! 237 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,700 That ol' magic horseshoe is never gettin' used. 238 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,494 - I said "spring legs". - I said "bouncy ground". 239 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:24,790 Agnes and I could never agree on what to wish for either. 240 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,208 We're out of sync. 241 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,668 How'd this happen? 242 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:30,171 Barry, I... I want to take back what I said 243 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,756 when we were getting bench-pressed. 244 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,674 It was totally out of line. 245 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:35,635 Me too! I feel terrible. 246 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,178 I was being a total Helen. 247 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,262 Unnecessary. 248 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:39,597 One more try? 249 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,724 - Ready if you are. - [inhaling] 250 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,060 [both] I wish none of this had happened. 251 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,730 I wish we had never gone to get the piano for Helen! 252 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,482 What? Wait! Don't wish for that! 253 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,193 [cries] No, my xylophone! 254 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:55,696 [laughter] 255 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:57,114 You thinking what I'm thinking? 256 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,616 I think I am. 257 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,618 [both] Wheelbarrow off into the sunset 258 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,328 with heartwarming music. 259 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,539 [heartwarming theme playing] 260 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,084 [Barry] Hey, remember that whole stairs thing? 261 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:10,086 [Kiff] That was crazy. 262 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,838 - [Barry] That was the highlight. - [Kiff] Oh, it was so amazing!