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♪ Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Yeah, Kiff! ♪
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[giggles]
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[both laugh]
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{\an8}[narrator] Brought to you
by Trongle and Gurble P's
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{\an8}Trampoline Insurancees.
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{\an8}You heard me.
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{\an8}Let's see who died, who died.
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{\an8}Everybody in this town is so healthy.
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[Kiff] Come on, one more time, guys!
All right.
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[laughter]
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[crashing]
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Oh, what's this?
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"Gorgeous piano.
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Free pickup today only. Very heavy.
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For more info, contact--" Oh, what?
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My sister, Agnes? But we're fighting.
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- [crashing]
- [Barry] Sorry, Helen!
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We don't know our own strength.
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[laughter]
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[Helen] You two, the strongies!
Get in here!
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I need you to go
and pick up a piano for me.
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I'd do it myself, but I don't want to.
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Also, it's at my sister's house
and we're feuding,
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so do it for me and you can have one item
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from my Creepy Junk Trunk. One!
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Monkey's paw. Genie lamp. Eh.
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Mirror that lets you talk
to dead celebrities. Eh.
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[clattering and shattering]
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- Oh-ho-ho!
- Ooh!
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Interesting choice.
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It's so symmetrical.
It has a nice weight to it.
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Hello! That's a magical horseshoe.
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Grants two people any one wish.
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Ringing any bells?
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You can literally wish for
anything in the world with it?
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- [both] Oh!
- Go get me that piano
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and it's all yours.
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So, you two play the piano, eh?
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Oh, yes, ma'am. Can't get enough
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of tinkling away on the old musical teeth.
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[discordant piano notes]
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Wow!
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You'd better get going then.
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It's a long way back across town.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Oh, man. I forgot pianos
are famously heavy.
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You don't have, like, a hand truck or--
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[chuckling] And we're off.
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Okay, so this wish thing.
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I think it's safe to assume
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we're both thinking the same thing.
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[both] Wish for a trampoline.
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[laughter]
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[both] Yes, we said the same thing!
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We're always in sync.
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Disco! Watermelon! Cowboy! Ha-ha-ha!
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Mega soup! Age group!
Giggly-biggily-biggily.
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- Oop!
- [laughter]
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[both] Pamphlet! Eeee... moth!
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[laughter]
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- Which bridge?
- [Kiff] Let's support Trollie.
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Ooh, Kiff, Barry, piano.
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Wanna try crossing my bridge, eh?
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Well, let's see if you can.
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Get ready for one of my famous
sophisticated riddles.
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[clears throat]
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So, what-- what say, uh...
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Ooh, what's-- what's, um--
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Okay, okay. What's black and white
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and, uh, goes plink when you bang on it?
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This piano?
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Yeah. Good, that is good.
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A little off your game today, Trollie?
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[sighs] Yeah, I'm sorry, kids.
I had a big fight
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with the Riddling Society
at last night's potluck.
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We'd love to stay
and hear more about that,
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but we got this big piano to move.
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Oh! Do you want some help?
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- Please!
- Sure.
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You're probably wondering
how little Kiff and Barry
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wound up moving a piano.
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Let's just say there's
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a trampoline in it for us.
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[Trollie] Oh, I'm so done
with those uppity Riddlers.
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They accused me of not carrying
my weight. Me, Trollie.
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Feels like kind of a silly thing to end
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a whole meaningful friendship over,
don't you think?
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Barry's right. He and I never
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would have made it
this far as best friends
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if we let silly disagreements
tear us apart,
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which we never have and never will.
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Maybe you're right.
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Well, this is as far as I can take you.
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Phew. My pinkie's
gonna be barking tonight.
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- Thanks for all your help.
- Oh, hey,
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might want to reconsider
that trampoline thing.
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I heard they're a real headache to insure.
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Oh! [smack lips]
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- They are?
- Shoot, I didn't know that.
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Well, here we are,
the famous Table Town Steps.
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[bird screeches]
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Kiff and Barry lugging
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a super-heavy piano up 563 steps?
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Ho-ho, this is gonna be one wild ride.
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[laughter]
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That was so crazy, the way we kept
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dropping the piano down all the stairs!
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Ooh, I know.
A-a-and how we ran into Glarbin
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halfway up and his coattails
got caught in the keys,
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and how we kept knocking off his big hat!
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It must have looked so funny!
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Oh, it definitely looked funny.
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Too bad no-one was around to see.
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Ha, yeah.
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[Barry] Classic, unmissable stuff.
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Kiff, I just thought of a genius
solution to our problem.
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I know what we should wish for instead.
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OMG, I just did too.
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It's safe to assume we're thinking
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the same thing again, right?
[inhales] We wish for--
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The ground everywhere to be bouncy,
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then the world is our trampoline.
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- [piano thumps]
- Wha...? No.
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We should wish to turn
our legs into springs.
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Kiff, buddy.
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If our legs were springs,
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we'd be smacking our heads on the ceiling
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every time we jump out of bed
in the morning.
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Mm-hmm, I hear you, chum.
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I... I just think if we wished
for the ground
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to be bouncy everywhere,
you'd have fallen fruit
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ping-ponging all over the place.
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Think of the orchard massacres.
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Well, I hear you, compadre, and I...
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respectfully disagree.
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[dramatic theme playing]
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[music hall piano music playing]
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[sighs]
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[Ben Finn] Babe,
I asked you to lunch today
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to tell you I want to get remarried.
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[shouting] What?
Babe, we already got remarried.
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I asked you here
because I want to split up again.
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[shouting] Oh, that is so typical of you.
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[Kiff clears throat]
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♪ When you're having a fight ♪
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♪ There's no wrong, no right ♪
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♪ You just need to align
And we'll tell you why ♪
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♪ 'Cause things come best in twos ♪
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♪ Like a pair of socks ♪
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- ♪ And shoes ♪
- ♪ Sandals ♪
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♪ No, obviously shoes ♪
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♪ But I like sandals with socks ♪
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♪ Okay, agree to disagree... this time ♪
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♪ But next time maybe join in with me ♪
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♪ Or you could join in with me ♪
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♪ I just think that ♪
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♪ Sandals with socks
Is just not very smart ♪
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♪ You're exposing your socks
To thorns and sharp rocks ♪
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♪ And if you get them wet
You'll have so much regret ♪
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♪ But I just feel that shoes and socks ♪
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♪ Just get unbearably hot
And my toes like ♪
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♪ The freedom of wiggling a lot ♪
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♪ Not to mention
The tying of difficult knots ♪
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♪ What we need is compromise ♪
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♪ Sweet compromise ♪
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♪ And see the world
Through each other's eyes ♪
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♪ Then we will both see that it's true ♪
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♪ The best things come in twos ♪
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♪ Like a pair of socks and... ♪
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- ♪ Shoes ♪
- ♪ Sandals ♪
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Yikeseeola.
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Babe, did you change my order
when I went to the bathroom?
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You are so controlling!
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[arguing]
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Barry, I... I really don't want
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to fight about the wish anymore.
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- Me neither.
- Ah, good.
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I'm so glad you're finally
seeing things my way,
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- the spring legs way.
- What?
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I thought you were finally seeing things
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the bouncy ground way.
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[growls and grunts]
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[Flam Bingo] Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Is that two children moving a big piano
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using their back muscles
and not their legs?
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Aw, man, what are we gonna
bench press now?
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[grunting]
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Barry, face it,
my wish idea's just better.
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[grunting continues]
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Okay, yeah, I admit that...
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in opposite world!
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[sighs] Look, we're not animals.
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We can resolve this in a civilized manner.
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Agreed. We must maintain decorum.
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[shouting] You're acting like
a dumb dodo-head control freak!
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- [gasps]
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, you're a-- you're a tooty tag-along!
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[all gasp]
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[piano clangs]
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Hey, hey!
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There is no beefing
at Beefcakes in the Park.
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You two gotta squash this beef.
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Well, I feel better.
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Talking it out with you
has really helped, Flam.
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Talking to you has been so helpful, Klon.
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I know what I have to do now.
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I just have to calm down,
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remember what's really important,
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and then, when we get the horseshoe--
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I have to shout my wish
before Kiff can say hers.
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- Then she'll see...
- Then he'll see...
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[both] ...that I was right
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and the friendship will be saved.
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[both] Uh-oh!
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Oh, look at the time!
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[music hall piano music playing]
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- [piano crashes]
- [Barry] Ugh!
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[both gasping]
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What's that supposed to be?
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Yeah, huh? It's the piano
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you hired us to pick up from Agnes?
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That's not a piano.
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Um, say what now?
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Don't you dumb kids
even know what a piano is?
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It's curvy, it's made of brass,
you blow into it.
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- [Helen makes horn sounds]
- [sighs] Helen, we did the job,
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now would you please
fork over the horseshoe.
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[serene theme playing]
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- I wish the ground bouncy.
- I wish our legs were springs.
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Mm, fighting about the wish, eh? Classic!
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That ol' magic horseshoe
is never gettin' used.
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- I said "spring legs".
- I said "bouncy ground".
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Agnes and I could never agree
on what to wish for either.
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We're out of sync.
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How'd this happen?
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Barry, I... I want to take back
what I said
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when we were getting bench-pressed.
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It was totally out of line.
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Me too! I feel terrible.
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I was being a total Helen.
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Unnecessary.
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One more try?
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- Ready if you are.
- [inhaling]
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[both] I wish none of this had happened.
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I wish we had never gone
to get the piano for Helen!
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What? Wait! Don't wish for that!
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[cries] No, my xylophone!
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[laughter]
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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I think I am.
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[both] Wheelbarrow off into the sunset
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with heartwarming music.
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[heartwarming theme playing]
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[Barry] Hey, remember
that whole stairs thing?
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[Kiff] That was crazy.
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- [Barry] That was the highlight.
- [Kiff] Oh, it was so amazing!