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<i>♪ Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, Kiff! ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>Brought to you
by Trongle and Gurble P's</i>

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{\an8}<i>Trampoline Insurancees.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You heard me.</i>

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{\an8}Let's see who died, who died.

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{\an8}Everybody in this town is so healthy.

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Come on, one more time, guys!
All right.

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Oh, what's this?

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"Gorgeous piano.

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Free pickup today only. Very heavy.

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For more info, contact--" Oh, what?

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My sister, Agnes? But we're fighting.

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Sorry, Helen!

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We don't know our own strength.

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You two, the strongies!
Get in here!

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I need you to go
and pick up a piano for me.

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I'd do it myself, but I don't want to.

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Also, it's at my sister's house
and we're feuding,

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so do it for me and you can have one item

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from my Creepy Junk Trunk. One!

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Monkey's paw. Genie lamp. Eh.

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Mirror that lets you talk
to dead celebrities. Eh.

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- Oh-ho-ho!
- Ooh!

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Interesting choice.

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It's so symmetrical.
It has a nice weight to it.

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Hello! That's a magical horseshoe.

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Grants two people any one wish.

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Ringing any bells?

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You can literally wish for
anything in the world with it?

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- Oh!
- Go get me that piano

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and it's all yours.

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So, you two play the piano, eh?

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Oh, yes, ma'am. Can't get enough

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of tinkling away on the old musical teeth.

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Wow!

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You'd better get going then.

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It's a long way back across town.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Oh, man. I forgot pianos
are famously heavy.

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You don't have, like, a hand truck or--

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And we're off.

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Okay, so this wish thing.

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I think it's safe to assume

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we're both thinking the same thing.

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Wish for a trampoline.

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Yes, we said the same thing!

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We're always in sync.

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Disco! Watermelon! Cowboy! Ha-ha-ha!

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Mega soup! Age group!
Giggly-biggily-biggily.

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Oop!

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Pamphlet! Eeee... moth!

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- Which bridge?
- Let's support Trollie.

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Ooh, Kiff, Barry, piano.

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Wanna try crossing my bridge, eh?

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Well, let's see if you can.

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Get ready for one of my famous
sophisticated riddles.

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So, what-- what say, uh...

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Ooh, what's-- what's, um--

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Okay, okay. What's black and white

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and, uh, goes plink when you bang on it?

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This piano?

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Yeah. Good, that is good.

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A little off your game today, Trollie?

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Yeah, I'm sorry, kids.
I had a big fight

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with the Riddling Society
at last night's potluck.

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We'd love to stay
and hear more about that,

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but we got this big piano to move.

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Oh! Do you want some help?

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- Please!
- Sure.

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You're probably wondering
how little Kiff and Barry

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wound up moving a piano.

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Let's just say there's

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a trampoline in it for us.

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Oh, I'm so done
with those uppity Riddlers.

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They accused me of not carrying
my weight. Me, Trollie.

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Feels like kind of a silly thing to end

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a whole meaningful friendship over,
don't you think?

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Barry's right. He and I never

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would have made it
this far as best friends

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if we let silly disagreements
tear us apart,

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which we never have and never will.

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Maybe you're right.

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Well, this is as far as I can take you.

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Phew. My pinkie's
gonna be barking tonight.

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- Thanks for all your help.
- Oh, hey,

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might want to reconsider
that trampoline thing.

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I heard they're a real headache to insure.

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Oh!

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- They are?
- Shoot, I didn't know that.

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Well, here we are,
the famous Table Town Steps.

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Kiff and Barry lugging

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a super-heavy piano up 563 steps?

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Ho-ho, this is gonna be one wild ride.

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That was so crazy, the way we kept

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dropping the piano down all the stairs!

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Ooh, I know.
A-a-and how we ran into Glarbin

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halfway up and his coattails
got caught in the keys,

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and how we kept knocking off his big hat!

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It must have looked so funny!

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Oh, it definitely looked funny.

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Too bad no-one was around to see.

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Ha, yeah.

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Classic, unmissable stuff.

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Kiff, I just thought of a genius
solution to our problem.

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I know what we should wish for instead.

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OMG, I just did too.

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It's safe to assume we're thinking

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the same thing again, right?
We wish for--

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The ground everywhere to be bouncy,

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then the world is our trampoline.

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Wha...? No.

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We should wish to turn
our legs into springs.

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Kiff, buddy.

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If our legs were springs,

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we'd be smacking our heads on the ceiling

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every time we jump out of bed
in the morning.

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Mm-hmm, I hear you, chum.

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I... I just think if we wished
for the ground

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to be bouncy everywhere,
you'd have fallen fruit

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ping-ponging all over the place.

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Think of the orchard massacres.

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Well, I hear you, compadre, and I...

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respectfully disagree.

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Babe,
I asked you to lunch today

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to tell you I want to get remarried.

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What?
Babe, we already got remarried.

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I asked you here
because I want to split up again.

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Oh, that is so typical of you.

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<i>♪ When you're having a fight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's no wrong, no right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You just need to align
And we'll tell you why ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause things come best in twos ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like a pair of socks ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ And shoes ♪
- ♪ Sandals ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No, obviously shoes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But I like sandals with socks ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Okay, agree to disagree... this time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But next time maybe join in with me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or you could join in with me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I just think that ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sandals with socks
Is just not very smart ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're exposing your socks
To thorns and sharp rocks ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And if you get them wet
You'll have so much regret ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But I just feel that shoes and socks ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just get unbearably hot
And my toes like ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The freedom of wiggling a lot ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Not to mention
The tying of difficult knots ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What we need is compromise ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sweet compromise ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And see the world
Through each other's eyes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then we will both see that it's true ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The best things come in twos ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like a pair of socks and... ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Shoes ♪
- ♪ Sandals ♪</i>

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Yikeseeola.

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Babe, did you change my order
when I went to the bathroom?

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You are so controlling!

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Barry, I... I really don't want

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to fight about the wish anymore.

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- Me neither.
- Ah, good.

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I'm so glad you're finally
seeing things my way,

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- the spring legs way.
- What?

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I thought you were finally seeing things

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the bouncy ground way.

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Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Is that two children moving a big piano

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using their back muscles
and not their legs?

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Aw, man, what are we gonna
bench press now?

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Barry, face it,
my wish idea's just better.

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Okay, yeah, I admit that...

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in opposite world!

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Look, we're not animals.

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We can resolve this in a civilized manner.

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Agreed. We must maintain decorum.

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You're acting like
a dumb dodo-head control freak!

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, you're a-- you're a tooty tag-along!

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Hey, hey!

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There is no beefing
at Beefcakes in the Park.

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You two gotta squash this beef.

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Well, I feel better.

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Talking it out with you
has really helped, Flam.

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Talking to you has been so helpful, Klon.

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I know what I have to do now.

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I just have to calm down,

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remember what's really important,

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and then, when we get the horseshoe--

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I have to shout my wish
before Kiff can say hers.

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- Then she'll see...
- Then he'll see...

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...that I was right

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and the friendship will be saved.

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Uh-oh!

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Oh, look at the time!

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Ugh!

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What's that supposed to be?

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Yeah, huh? It's the piano

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you hired us to pick up from Agnes?

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That's not a piano.

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Um, say what now?

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Don't you dumb kids
even know what a piano is?

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It's curvy, it's made of brass,
you blow into it.

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Helen, we did the job,

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now would you please
fork over the horseshoe.

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- I wish the ground bouncy.
- I wish our legs were springs.

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Mm, fighting about the wish, eh? Classic!

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That ol' magic horseshoe
is never gettin' used.

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- I said "spring legs".
- I said "bouncy ground".

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Agnes and I could never agree
on what to wish for either.

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We're out of sync.

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How'd this happen?

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Barry, I... I want to take back
what I said

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when we were getting bench-pressed.

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It was totally out of line.

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Me too! I feel terrible.

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I was being a total Helen.

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Unnecessary.

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One more try?

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Ready if you are.

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I wish none of this had happened.

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I wish we had never gone
to get the piano for Helen!

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What? Wait! Don't wish for that!

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No, my xylophone!

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You thinking what I'm thinking?

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I think I am.

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Wheelbarrow off into the sunset

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with heartwarming music.

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Hey, remember
that whole stairs thing?

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That was crazy.

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- That was the highlight.
- Oh, it was so amazing!