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Brought to you
by TumTum GumGums. Yum.
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Not a medical product.
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Kiff, where's
my leftover pizza slice?
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I don't know. Ask Dad.
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I didn't eat no slice,
I don't think.
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Kiff, get the wig.
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Ah, jeez. Okay.
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Did you say, "wig"?
What's happening?
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Barry, when two members of
our family have a disagreement
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that can't be easily resolved,
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the matter is taken to...
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Family Court.
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It's a system we created
when Kiff was a toddler
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and cut all of Martin's jeans
into jorts.
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The third Chatterley acts
as the judge and wears...
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This.
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How did I not know
about Chatterley Family Court?
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I want in. Beryl, I would be
honored to serve as your lawyer.
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- Done.
- Yes.
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It's one slice of pizza.
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Do we even need to have
Family Court?
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- Yes!
- Aren't we making too big a deal
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- out of this?
- No!
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But Dad doesn't deserve
to be on trial for this.
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Hey-o, think we just found
Martin's lawyer.
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Now we just need a judge.
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Oh, here's one?
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♪ My name is Judegy
And I'm a judge ♪
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♪ And that's a fact
On which I will not budge ♪
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♪ I'll come to your house
Or your place of work ♪
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♪ And I'll decide
On who's being the jerk ♪
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- ♪ My name is Judegy ♪
- ♪ Need someone to judge you ♪
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- ♪ My name is Judegy ♪
- ♪ Need a legal breakthrough ♪
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♪ There's a dance
I'd like to show you ♪
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♪ And it's easy to do ♪
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♪ Anyone can do it, even you ♪
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♪ You take your hand
Or your paw ♪
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- ♪ Or even your hoof ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Bring it down hard ♪
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♪ It's the gavel groove ♪
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♪ Do it ♪
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♪ You should do it ♪
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♪ Do the gavel groove, yeah ♪
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♪ Do it with me ♪
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♪ Gavel groove ♪
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♪ Bring it down ♪
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♪ Yeah, gavel it ♪
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♪ Do you swear
To tell the truth? ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Objection overruled ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Call me ♪
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Call me on 555-01-JUDEGY.
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That's 555-01-JUDEGEY.
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Call me.
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555-01-JUDEGY.
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♪ Gavel groove ♪
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Call me.
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What? How did you--
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Court is now in session.
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I will now hear the lawyers'
opening statements.
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Oh, uh, okay.
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I mean, like,
this case is no big deal.
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He says he didn't do it,
so, you know...
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That it? Ha! Prosecution?
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Is he wearing suspenders?
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Pizza receipt
signed by Martin.
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An "I wanna eatza
all the pizza" T-shirt
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owned by Martin.
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The empty trash cans
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placed out front at 6:00 a.m.
this morning by Martin,
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proving he was the first
Chatterley awake this morning.
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My friends,
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this is not a slice of evidence.
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This is the whole ding-dang pie.
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We are asking that Martin
receive a one-month pizza ban.
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Judge, may I request a recess?
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It was you, Kiff.
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You ate the slice.
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You ate it all, of course.
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Now just take the crust
downstairs, and confess,
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and it'll all be over.
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Huh. Okay.
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Guess I'm doubling down.
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I can do this.
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All I have to do
is win Dad's case,
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and everybody
will forget about it.
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What's the harm?
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Hush.
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Now the real work begins.
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Can anyone in the court
identify this object?
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What are you doing
with my helmet?
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Beryl's helmet, hmm.
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I wonder if Beryl wouldn't mind
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telling the court
what this helmet is for.
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I sleepwalk.
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Usually I just walk around.
Other times, I...
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...sleep-compete
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in back-alley
Rollerblading competitions.
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I wear a helmet to bed,
just in case.
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Correct! Beryl sleepwalks.
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And if she's capable
of sleepwalking
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and sleep-blading,
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who's to say she's not capable
of sleep pizza-eating?
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What if Beryl herself
ate the slice last night
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while dreaming about,
say, eating a triangle?
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- Oh, come on!
- Objection, Your Honor.
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My client is not on trial.
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Are there any funny videos
of the Rollerblading?
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I call Grandma Rose
to the stand.
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My little gumdrop Marty
is the perfect son.
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I don't exactly know
what a pizza crime is,
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but he's never
done anything wrong, ever.
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Just look at that little face.
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Well, can't argue with that.
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Your witness, Barry.
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So Grandpa Tom ordered you
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a 50-inch brambleberry pie
for your last birthday.
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You had a bite, then got pulled
away to judge the limbo contest.
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Do you remember what happened
to the rest of the pie?
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Huh!
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Now that you mention it...
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Marty polished off
the whole thing.
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He does eat people's leftovers.
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I raised a grubby slice thief!
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Throw the book at him, Judge!
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Want a TumTum GumGum, champ?
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Next witness.
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I was working the phone
last night at Daryl H. Pizza
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when Mr. C called in.
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Now, after I take orders,
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I usually like to banter
a little bit,
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so I asked if it was pizza night
for the whole family.
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Then he...
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Go on, darling.
He can't hurt you here.
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He said, "They'll get a slice
if they're lucky."
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And he cackled.
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Oh, I see.
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Now, this is a lot to ask,
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but could you do an impression
of that cackle?
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I was joking! Joking!
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You all know me.
I'm named after a hairstyle.
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I've got an airtight alibi
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that will totally clear
my guy Martin's name.
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I move that this witness
be removed from the courtroom
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and his testimony
stricken from the record!
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Done.
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Dad, no!
Without him, we've got nothing!
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I don't like that guy.
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Isn't it true, Martin,
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that you once ate fudge
out of the trash?
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Sometimes cold pizza
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tastes even better.
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Am I wrong?
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I never touched that cannoli!
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I've actually been thinking
about getting highlights.
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The world is watching,
Judge Judegy.
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If we let them come for our
pizza slices, what's next?
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They gonna come for our freedom!
Case closed!
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Okay, I think
we've heard plenty.
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I'm ready to wrap this thing up.
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Wait! I--
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I need a five-minute recess
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to speak with the prosecution.
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All right, but make it quick.
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Barry, look, off the record.
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I know my dad is innocent.
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He can't go down for this.
It's not right.
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Oh, Kiff, lawyer to lawyer,
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you should know
we're no longer going
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for a month-long pizza ban.
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Beryl and I think we can get
a lifetime sentence.
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You want to give my dad
a lifetime ban on pizza?
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Barry, that's so cruel
and unusual.
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Your best option at this point
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is to get your client
to plead guilty.
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Maybe Judegy will go
a little easier on him.
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Unless there's something else?
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Some key information
you've been holding on to
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that could clear his name, hmm?
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No.
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Dad, there's a way out
of this whole mess.
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What is it?
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- You should plead guilty.
- What? Why?
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It'll make the judge
go easy on you.
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We need to avoid
a harsh sentence at this point.
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Then this will all be over,
and it'll be like no one
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ever ate Mom's slice
to begin with.
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But Kiff, I-I didn't do it.
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I'm thinking of what's best
for you, Dad.
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It'll all be over soon.
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Okay. I trust you, Kiff.
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My client Martin
has decided to plead guilty.
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Dang.
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Where did I go wrong?
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I bet you thought
I'd go easy on you
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if you confessed, huh?
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Well, I won't.
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You're gonna get it, boy-o.
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Don't go easy on him!
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Put the ban
that's cheesy on him!
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I sentence Martin Chatterley
to a lifetime of no pizza.
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And what the heck,
no more popcorn either.
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I'm feeling spicy.
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No!
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Stop!
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The person who deserves
a lifetime pizza ban...
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is me.
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I ate Beryl's leftover slice.
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And it was good, too.
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But then when Mom
asked me about it,
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I realized what I'd done,
and I panicked.
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So I lied.
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I'm so, so sorry.
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I never meant for it
to go this far.
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So go ahead.
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Do angry court murmuring
about me now.
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Finally.
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But...
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We know you ate the slice, Kiff.
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When I came over earlier,
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you answered the door
with the slice in your hand.
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And look,
there's bits of pepperoni
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still stuck in your fur.
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We orchestrated this whole trial
to get you to confess.
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We just really thought
you'd break way before this.
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But Judge Judegy. Why would
a real judge take a whole day
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to go along
with this charade?
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I'm not just a judge.
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I'm also a person.
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A weird person.
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So this whole time,
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everybody knew?
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Kiff ate the slice?
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I'm so lost.
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No one's getting
a lifetime pizza ban, hon.
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We just wanted to get you
to tell the truth.
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Really? So no punishment?
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Because I learned
my lesson so well?
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Well, not no punishment.
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You know,
I built this pizza oven
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using reclaimed brick
that I rescued
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from an abandoned
brick farm upstate.
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Those bricks gave so much
to the world...
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Word to the wise, Kiff.
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It's always easier
to just tell the truth
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from the beginning.
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Yup, and your parents know all.
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Don't I know it.
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Case closed.
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You know, I built this pizza
oven out of reclaimed--