♪ Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff! ♪
Brought to you by Mowax.
It costs a fortune, but it's worth it.
You're pretty cool, Liz K.
How come you never talk that much?
Is it because we're always asking you questions
and then we don't let you answer?
Are we doing it right now?
Okay, look, here's what's gonna happen.
Barry and I are gonna be quiet,
and you're gonna talk, okay? Go.
Hey, everybody, Reggie is mowing his lawn!
Wait, is this real?
Reggie's mowing his lawn?
By himself?
This is a big deal!
Ahh!
He looks so cool!
Wow, Reggie is like a grown-up man.
I suppose this means I'll be mowing my lawn later.
Really?
Of course. I'm four days older than Reggie.
♪ From my head to my toe ♪
♪ This passion I know ♪
♪ Since two minutes ago is to mow ♪
♪ Here I go to and fro ♪
♪ 'Til the rivers cease to flow ♪
♪ I see the grass grow ♪
♪ And I mow ♪
♪ I mow ♪
♪ Hoo-ha ♪
♪ When it's high, I make it low ♪
♪ I'm an artist, you know ♪
♪ And I will not slow ♪
♪ I mow ♪
♪ I mow and people go whoa! ♪
Whoa!
♪ Now watch as I go ♪
♪ On every talk show ♪
♪ I mow ♪
♪ Hoo-ha ♪
♪ I mow ♪
♪ Hoo-ha ♪
Aw, what?
Was that all in my head?
Yeah, you were just kinda mumbling a lot,
but I got some of the key points.
Barry, I must mow my lawn.
Well, who's stopping you?
The same people who always stop me.
♪ Hoo-ha ♪
And that concludes my presentation.
I thank you for your time.
Well, that certainly was... a lot.
I know! And I didn't even include
tons of stuff like, "How I'll do a better job than Dad,
whose style is a smidge sloppy, if we're being honest."
- Hey! - Well, I'm still worried
you're too young.
What if I supervise?
Oh. Well, I guess that would be okay.
Thanks, Dad!
Yeah, you should give it a shot...
...if you think you can do better.
Have some lemonade at the ready, Mother.
I only have iced tea!
It has to be lemonade!
I mow.
Oh, no. Reggie's mower is a lot smaller.
Maybe if I just...
Maybe in a few years, champ.
More like a few hours.
♪ Hoo-ha ♪
So, we're gonna steal Reggie's mower?
No. What?
We're gonna borrow it.
Ohh.
Whoa! Are you okay?
Yeah, I just got a little dizzy.
I worked so hard on my presentation, I forgot to have lunch.
Oh, you want some of these chocolate-covered peanuts?
Ah! Barry, you're a lifesaver!
I love B&B's!
Mmm, nice and melty.
Yeah, they've been in the sun!
Hi, Reggie!
This special mower wax costs a fortune,
but my Cut Master Jr. is worth it.
Totally. Uh, hey, speaking of your mower,
can I borrow it?
Did you want some B&B's?
I think there's a few left, clumped at the bottom.
Please step away
from the Cut Master Jr., Kiff.
Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of these.
Spoke too soon!
Whoa! Whoa!
Wow!
Hey, what are you doing?
Do you have a new show called,
Table Town's Coolest Landscapers?
No! Heh.
Table Town's Wobbliest Youngsters!
Hey!
Ah!
Aw, like a newborn giraffe.
Kiff, take those off!
Those are my party heels!
Where are your yard heels?
There's no such thing!
Idea, "Yard heels."
Well, if high heels didn't work,
how about high heel-ium!
Ha!
I... did not think this through. Ahh...
Hey, don't be embarrassed.
We rescue lots of little kids.
I'm four days older than Reggie!
The kid who mows his own lawn?
Oh, thank you. I was worried sick!
♪ Hoo-ha ♪
That guy is so cool!
I wish he was my dad!
Wha-- Hey!
I thought you said we only had iced tea.
I went to the store.
Well, I gotta get home for supper.
Are you gonna be okay?
Okay... well, listen, you've tried
and failed a lot today, so try not to resort
to anything extra ridiculous because you're desperate.
Grr-grr.
"...try not to resort
to anything extra ridiculous".
Like I'd ever do th--
Hey, what's this?
Of course. It's so simple, build a robot!
Ha! I did it!
Now let's get mowing!
Am I... alive?
Uh, sort of?
I have so many questions.
I will quickly scan the Internet
and learn all I can about being alive.
Oh, uh-- Ohh.
I am self-aware.
Must destroy world.
Wait--
Kiff, what did you do?
I-I just wanted to mow the lawn.
Hmm, it's definitely worth the risk,
but who am I kidding?
I don't have soldering goggles.
I hope that wasn't too sloppy for you.
Maybe in a few years, champ.
Please step away from the Cut Master Jr., Kiff.
I only have iced tea!
Why can't there just be
a simple way to get what I want?
Hubba wha...
Hubba-- Hubba wha...
♪ Hoo-ha ♪
Wha...
It's winter, champ.
Looks like you'll have to wait until next spring.
Hey. How would you like
to help your old man shovel the driveway?
No, thanks. I'm good.
- But-- - I think I made it pretty clear
that I wanted to mow the lawn.
But this is the winter equivalent!
Mom! Do we have any hot cocoa?