1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,336 [opening theme song plays] 2 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:04,337 ♪ Kiff ♪ 3 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,256 ♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪ 4 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:08,383 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 5 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:10,468 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 6 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,387 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 7 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:14,347 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 8 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:16,975 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff Kiff, Kiff ♪ 9 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:19,769 ♪ Kiff ♪ 10 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:23,606 [giggles] 11 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,984 [both laugh] 12 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:29,612 [Reggie] Brought to you by GMW Catapults. 13 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,490 Table Town's most popular catapult. 14 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,367 Thanks for coming over, you two. 15 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,953 I never could have finished this sandwich on my own. 16 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,288 No problem, Reggie. 17 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,206 Yeah, well, we love sub sandwiches, 18 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,667 we love helping people, and we love our Reggie. 19 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,210 [both laugh] 20 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:47,464 [laughs and sighs] 21 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,842 So, what are you up to now? 22 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:53,970 My sister's gonna pick us up in 20 minutes. 23 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,598 [Reggie] Yes, I see. 24 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:02,479 Have you gumdrops ever tried Pretendo Time? 25 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,565 Wait, is this the thing where you wear goggles 26 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:07,192 and feel like you're in a virtual world? 27 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,694 Uh, I heard it makes you queasy. 28 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,362 I can tell you two are skeptical, 29 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:14,407 but I've actually programmed my own version of the software. 30 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,534 I call it "Reggie's World." 31 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,411 You can do anything in Reggie's World. 32 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:22,957 See? I programmed this bit to look just like my backyard. 33 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:25,335 [birds tweeting] 34 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:31,549 Yeah, but we could just go into your actual backyard. 35 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,510 -It's right there. -Typical small thinking. 36 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,637 That was just an example. 37 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:41,267 Think of something impossible that you want to do, 38 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,019 and I will make it happen. 39 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:47,732 [laughing] 40 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,193 Ooh, I suppose it would be pretty cool to fly. 41 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:52,445 -Ooh. -We could fly over City Hall. 42 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,697 And see the top of our houses' heads. 43 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,783 [chuckles] Child's play... 44 00:01:58,785 --> 00:01:59,911 for Reggie's World. 45 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,667 [game music] 46 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:09,754 Barry? 47 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:10,964 Kiff? 48 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:21,933 Try flapping your arms. 49 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:25,103 Flap. Flap. Flap. 50 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:27,480 Flap. Flap. 51 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:33,111 Oh, I'm feeling a little queasy. 52 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:36,114 -What did you think? -Um... good. 53 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,700 Yeah. You know, we weren't expecting anything crazy. 54 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:41,035 For a game made by a kid that was... 55 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,371 Yeah, that was pretty good. 56 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:50,503 So, my sister's gonna be here pretty soon. 57 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,465 Yeah, we should probably go wait for her outside. 58 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,509 Uh-huh, okay, see you later. 59 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,849 That was not for me. 60 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:04,601 Oh, my gosh, me neither. 61 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:07,312 [chuckles] Reggie's so funny about his computer, huh? 62 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:08,521 [nervous chuckle] 63 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:09,689 Yeah. 64 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:12,442 What? 65 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:16,988 Nothing. I just had the feeling he was watching us. 66 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,492 -Oh. -It would have been cool 67 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:23,286 to fly around Table Town, though. 68 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:24,746 Eh, I guess we can just find 69 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:27,123 some aerial drone videos on the internet when I get home. 70 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,791 -[stomach gurgling] -Oh. And when I get home 71 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,168 I'm gonna have a seltzer, 72 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:32,212 because my stomach is not doing well. 73 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,797 Well, then that's our goal, chum... to get home. 74 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,299 Ooh, I love it. 75 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,135 [Kiff] And the stakes couldn't be higher. 76 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:43,348 Oh, finding your way home is life-and-death stuff, for sure. 77 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,392 [engine revving distantly] 78 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,900 [revving continues] 79 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:56,819 Hey. 80 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,279 -[both scream] -Terri. 81 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,533 Oh, second goggles of the day. 82 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,327 -[snaps fingers] -Home, Jeeves. 83 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,871 Sorry, Kiff, I got one last pizza delivery 84 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,331 before I can take you home. 85 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:11,251 [groans] 86 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:17,215 [upbeat music] 87 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:37,694 [helicopter whirring] 88 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,280 [tires screech] 89 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,157 [music continues] 90 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,671 Oh, what? 91 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:58,089 -What? -Ugh! 92 00:04:58,172 --> 00:05:00,717 This guy paid extra for tableside delivery. 93 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,552 I gotta bring it inside and serve it to him 94 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:03,928 or I don't get paid. 95 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,555 [keypad clicking] 96 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:09,851 So are you going in, or...? 97 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:15,773 I just wanna go home and watch aerial drone videos 98 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,442 -on the Internet. -Terri? 99 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,110 I happen to be texting one of my best friends 100 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:21,612 about the current state of the gig economy, okay? 101 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,990 If you want to deliver the pizza, go right ahead. 102 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:32,874 [groans] 103 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:34,709 -[knocks] -[door creaks] 104 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,503 Huh, guess it's open. 105 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:38,629 [both gasp] 106 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,132 [rope creaking] 107 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,594 Hello? Pizza delivery? 108 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,012 [both yelp] 109 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:48,723 [male voice] Yes. Hello. 110 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:51,017 I'm in the dining room. 111 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:55,188 Okay, let's deliver this pizza, get the nuts and go home. 112 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:57,440 [heavy breathing] 113 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,653 [male voice] Yes, that's it. 114 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:05,698 You're almost at the dining room. 115 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,368 This hallway is longer than the one at school, 116 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:09,535 which is long. 117 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:12,246 [rope creaking] 118 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,916 This guy sure loves catapults. 119 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,042 [gasps] 120 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:20,546 Whoa, I think that's George Meredith Willows. 121 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,173 The guy from all the pictures in the hall? 122 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:25,802 Yes, it is I, George Meredith Willows. 123 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,470 [laughs] 124 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,555 One large pepperoni? 125 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:34,477 Yes. Oh, I love pizza for dinner, don't you? 126 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,731 No, no, no, no, what are you doing? 127 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,692 -Tableside delivery? -Not like that. 128 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:44,112 Use the catapult. 129 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:48,991 [Barry laughs nervously] 130 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,535 [whispers] What is happening? 131 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:52,870 Whatever will speed this along. I gotta get home. 132 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:58,000 [clicks] 133 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,170 [laughs] 134 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,756 [coughing] 135 00:07:04,882 --> 00:07:07,218 Do you like my catapult? 136 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:08,719 Sure. 137 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:11,264 I invented the catapult, you know. 138 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:14,851 Catapults paid for all of this. 139 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:20,106 Oh, wow. Can we get our money, please? 140 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:21,691 [George] What's your hurry? 141 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:24,485 Anything worthwhile takes time. 142 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:29,157 An education, a good meal, an entertaining game. 143 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,117 If I was impatient... 144 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,702 [laughs] 145 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,912 I never would have invented the catapult. 146 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:36,956 [chomps, smacks lips] 147 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:40,168 And now everyone has one on their dining room table. 148 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,503 -No, they don't. -They don't? 149 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:46,048 Then how did I make all of my money? 150 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,259 Look, I don't care about catapults. 151 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:50,386 -[gasps] -I mean, it's cool that you do, 152 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,221 but my friend and I here, we... 153 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,182 We've had a very long, weird day. 154 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,142 He's feeling queasy, and I'm just trying to get home 155 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:58,478 so I can watch aerial drone videos on the Internet. 156 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:01,731 Oh, you want your money, is that it? 157 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,901 [mockingly] Where's my money? Give me my money? 158 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:08,196 That's all your generation cares about. 159 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,616 Follow me. 160 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:12,992 Follow me! 161 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:28,466 When I was young, it was-- it was an honor to have an elder 162 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:31,511 share with me the secrets of the universe. 163 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,888 I think he's mad at us. 164 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:35,890 Him? Mad at us? 165 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:38,726 This was supposed to be a quick delivery, in and out. 166 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,394 Do you realize how much emotional labor 167 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,480 -we're doing right now? -[laughter] 168 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,774 [door shuts] 169 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,027 Are we supposed to follow him? 170 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,154 I'm not staying in this hallway for the rest of my life. 171 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:55,743 Come on, Barry. 172 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:58,579 The sooner we go in there, the sooner we get home. 173 00:08:58,663 --> 00:08:59,956 [Barry whimpers] 174 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,041 George Meredith Willows? 175 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,793 -[door creaks] -Hello? 176 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,628 -The door, the door! -[Kiff] Ah! 177 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:08,130 -[Barry] What is happening? -[Kiff] The floor is moving. 178 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,715 [Barry] Hold on. Hold on. 179 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,224 Oh, no. He really is mad at us. 180 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:20,935 [Barry] He's gonna toss us like two slices of pizza! 181 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:23,479 I just want to go home! 182 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,816 [gasps] Look, look! 183 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,776 [laughing] 184 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,655 No, wait! Please don't do this! 185 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,740 [slurps] Bye! 186 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,618 [both scream] 187 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,621 [helicopter whirring] 188 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,251 I guess this is the end, Barry! 189 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:47,587 Goodbye, Kiff! You've been an amazing friend! 190 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,298 You too, pal! I love you! 191 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:52,258 I love you so much! 192 00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:00,975 It's taking a long time to hit the ground! 193 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,393 [Barry screaming] 194 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:07,607 Yeah, that was a pretty powerful catapult. 195 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,692 Hey, there's City Hall. 196 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:11,944 [Barry] Aw. 197 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,534 [exclaims] 198 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,328 Barry, we're flying! 199 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:21,954 Whoa! 200 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,247 [both laugh] 201 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,875 [Barry] Oh, yeah! Whoa. 202 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,002 [Kiff] Look! There's your house! 203 00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:29,670 [Barry] Aw, my frisbee. 204 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,464 [Kiff] Whoo! 205 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,424 [both laugh] 206 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:35,801 But how? 207 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,763 This is impossible. I-I-I don't understand. 208 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,556 I don't understand. 209 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,601 I don't... I don't understand. 210 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,519 I don't under... 211 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:50,816 Kiff, it was Reggie's World whole time. 212 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,443 Holy mackerel! 213 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,695 The mansion. The pizza. The catapult. 214 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,697 It was all Reggie! 215 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,783 Oh, it was nothing. 216 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:01,035 Reggie, you're a genius! 217 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:05,790 [both chanting] Reggie! Reggie! Reggie! Reggie! 218 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:09,543 Reggie. Reggie. Reggie. 219 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,295 [laughs] 220 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,713 Yeah. 221 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:16,092 [announcer] Brought to you by Rentley's Turtleneck Rentals. 222 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,219 Rent your future today. 223 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:20,888 -What you doing there, Kiff? -School work. 224 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,640 I have to draw a picture of a parent at work. 225 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:25,017 I'm drawing my amazing professor mom. 226 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,645 Oh, Kiff. 227 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,648 Oh, cool. Where's mine? 228 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,108 Yeah, Dad. 229 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:35,444 A picture of you at your chosen profession. 230 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,073 Hmm. 231 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:45,454 Right now, it might look like I'm lazing around, and I am. 232 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,917 But I am also percolating about my big pitch later today. 233 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,335 You know what? 234 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,003 I'm going to let you tag along 235 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,755 to my next pitch meeting 236 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:58,884 and show you how your old man makes the cheddar. 237 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:03,222 [upbeat electronic music] 238 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,063 I hope you're ready, because, boy... 239 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,941 [clears throat] do I have some ideas for you. 240 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,946 "Thank you for this applause. I deserve it." 241 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,073 Have a great day." Oh, wait. Ha! 242 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:24,034 I'm reading this out of order. Let me just find my place. 243 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,037 Found it. 244 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,583 It's a birdcage, with a guest room. 245 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,543 [inaudible] 246 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:37,173 [whimsical music] 247 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:46,515 And the future is... now. 248 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,184 [farts] 249 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,813 And that smells like your time's up. 250 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,732 You can just wheel yourself out. 251 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,152 I don't have wheels. 252 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,281 [laughs] What a loser. 253 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,450 Imagine being that guy's kid. 254 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,910 [all laugh] 255 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,286 [Kiff clears throat] 256 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,873 Oh, no, uh, we were just discussing 257 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,709 some other wheel-less failure that we know, little girl. 258 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,419 No. She was gonna find out sooner or later. 259 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,254 It's best that she learn the truth now. 260 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:18,589 Let's scoot. 261 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:26,222 He was just a little nervous. 262 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,934 [laughs] I'm loving this. 263 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:33,479 Hey... Dad, are you okay? 264 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:40,528 A birdcage with a guest room, tall coasters? 265 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,613 Dad, these ideas are brilliant. 266 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,323 Then why'd I stink up the room? 267 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:48,536 Your ideas are great. It's your pitching that's weird. 268 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,579 You need to get over your nerves. 269 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,915 Don't listen to her, Martin. Keep tossing those crumbs. 270 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,458 [laughs] 271 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,127 [sighs] Look at him. 272 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,712 He needs a confidence boost. 273 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,422 Hmm. 274 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,882 [gasps] 275 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,884 What if I told you I could get you a meeting 276 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,428 with one of Table Town's biggest investors? 277 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,055 That's nice, Kiff, 278 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,932 but I'm kind of into this arrangement with Greg and Linda. 279 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,392 Gonna stick with this forever. 280 00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:13,853 I'm all out of crumbs. 281 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,274 What was that about an investor? 282 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,610 Yeah, no, I gotta jump. Okay. Bye, babe. 283 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,529 She'll be with you guys in a minute. 284 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:25,823 Can I get anybody a fizzy water? 285 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:26,949 Sure. 286 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:30,494 Oh, uh, okay, hold on. 287 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,456 So Barry is the assistant to a CEO wunderkind, 288 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,333 and you two children were able to set up this meeting? 289 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,751 Yes. 290 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,588 Just buy the second island as well. 291 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,717 We can all see that I'm a busy Hollywood agent. 292 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,011 KlipKlop Star? 293 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,222 CEO... 294 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,767 I am the CEO of Terri, Inc. 295 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,227 Thank you for meeting with me. 296 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,188 I'm sorry, my hands are so-- 297 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,107 Sweaty hands. That's a good sign. 298 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,901 -You're passionate. -Really? 299 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,570 Show me what you got. 300 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:10,826 So, uh, hello, my name is Martin and I have some ideas to share. 301 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,119 The first is, um... 302 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,537 well it's a... it's a birdcage 303 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,039 with a guest room. 304 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,291 Oh, and I... 305 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,876 You think that's dumb, don't you? 306 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,336 It's okay, I'll just leave. 307 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,671 You kidding me? It's a great idea. 308 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,257 -It is? -Yeah. I'd love to hear more. 309 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,301 Okay, well... 310 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:30,304 ♪ You ever feel like your Coasters could be taller? ♪ 311 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:33,557 ♪ Or need a shirt With a self-popping collar? ♪ 312 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,477 ♪ Roller skates Without the wheels ♪ 313 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,356 ♪ Instead there's a cheese Grater under the heels ♪ 314 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,275 You are blowing my mind. 315 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,070 Oh, well, I got plenty more if you got time. 316 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:50,741 For you, I got all the time in the world. 317 00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,285 [laughs] Well, buckle up. 318 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:57,748 ♪ A belt buckle But it's really a drone ♪ 319 00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:00,960 ♪ To skip the traffic When you're on your way home ♪ 320 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,587 ♪ A shower suit That's waterproof ♪ 321 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,381 But why? 322 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,758 ♪ For when you wanna get clean But stay dry ♪ 323 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,551 ♪ Ring sippers Under zippers ♪ 324 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,387 ♪ Eyebrow clippers Stubble glitter ♪ 325 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:15,057 ♪ I gotta whole lotta ideas Coming at you ♪ 326 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,768 ♪ You need to shade Your front and your back? ♪ 327 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:21,522 ♪ You need to get yourself The Double Trucker hat ♪ 328 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,858 ♪ Knock, knock What's that you hear? ♪ 329 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:28,320 ♪ Bang, bang, bang Opportunity's here ♪ 330 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,490 ♪ Knock, knock What's that you hear? ♪ 331 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:36,829 ♪ Bang, bang, bang Opportunity's here ♪ 332 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,414 [clapping] 333 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,919 I don't know how to say this, Martin, but... 334 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,588 with ideas like these, 335 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,258 you're gonna fly straight to the top, kid! 336 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,592 Thank you so much. 337 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,261 Uh, which one was your favorite pitch? 338 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,805 Uh, that last thing you said. 339 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,390 The Double Trucker? 340 00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,350 The hat with a brim on the front and the back. 341 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,185 Yep, that. I mean, 342 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,438 based on the potential profit margin you've got here 343 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,107 with brand identity, you could soft launch the... 344 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,900 spreadsheets, you know? 345 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,486 Incredible. If my money weren't all tied up right now, 346 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,405 I'd go all in on this. 347 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,158 -Oh. Okay. -[door opens and closes] 348 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,245 Well, that investor seemed really invested, huh? 349 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,083 Okay, how fizzy does your dad like his water? 350 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,418 Wait, where is he? 351 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,253 [sighs] He's moping in the garage. 352 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,796 Our plan didn't work. 353 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,758 Oh, so I'm fired as your assistant? 354 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,760 You were Terri's assistant. 355 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,762 [sighs] Let's go cheer him up. 356 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:39,558 Dad, this popcorn will dry your tears... 357 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,394 Spend it all. We'll make it all back and more. 358 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,146 -What's going on? -Didn't you hear 359 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,606 what the investor lady said 360 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,275 about the Double Trucker and the spreadsheets? 361 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:50,277 Production is approaching one million units. 362 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,945 One million units? 363 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,323 We rented out the entire Table Town Arena. 364 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,574 -What? -And here's the guest list 365 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:56,742 for the event. 366 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,245 Wait, Dad, you only invited those three investors 367 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,455 who laughed at you earlier? 368 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,248 Yep. That's three coming. 369 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,501 The arena's capacity is 15,000. 370 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,712 So as long as 14,997 people show up, 371 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,547 it's gonna be a success. 372 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,091 Thanks, assistant. 373 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,676 Mom, how are you okay with this? 374 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,513 Your dad is so confident right now. 375 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,641 Hot. I'm just gonna let this play out. 376 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,017 It's okay. 377 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,769 Dad might be a tad overconfident, 378 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,521 but what's the worst that could happen? 379 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,445 You're right, magic sketchbook. 380 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,405 There's no way Dad can pack the house. 381 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:39,409 I'm going to have to montage like I've never montaged before! 382 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,082 ♪ Time to get to work ♪ 383 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,042 ♪ Got to pack the house ♪ 384 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,128 ♪ Put some butts in seats ♪ 385 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,130 ♪ Fliers always work ♪ 386 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,382 ♪ This can never fail ♪ 387 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:57,636 ♪ To pack the house ♪ 388 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,429 Whoa, a full house. 389 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,056 Aw, thank you, Kiff. 390 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,559 None of this would be happening if it wasn't for you. 391 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,103 Yep. Keep that confidence going, Dad. 392 00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,521 And guess what else. 393 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,731 I ordered pizza for the after-party. 394 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,859 Got your pizzas. 395 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,403 Terri? Of Terri, Inc.? 396 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,155 Oh, hi, Mr. Chatterley. 397 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,408 Hey, Kiff, you still owe me 20 nuts for that, uh, 398 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,118 thing you asked me to do. 399 00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,495 [whistles] 400 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,874 Kiff, does this mean what I think it means? 401 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,585 [sighs] Terri's not a real CEO. 402 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,171 I just wanted to give you a confidence boost. 403 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,839 What? I thought you were going to say 404 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,757 Terri's an eccentric millionaire who delivers pizzas 405 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,467 to stay in touch with the common folk. 406 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:41,847 And now exploding onto the stage, the man of the hour, 407 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:45,142 -it's M-M-Martin. -[crowd cheering] 408 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,144 I guess this is how it ends for me. 409 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,645 [inhales deeply] 410 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,814 Not coming back from this one. No, siree. 411 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,983 I'm so sorry. I was trying to help. 412 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,114 Um, I... 413 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,616 [farts] 414 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,076 [fart reverberates over sound system] 415 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:07,206 I'm sorry for wasting all your time! 416 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,499 -Dad, wait. -Kiff, what are you doing? 417 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,460 Dad, Terri, Inc. might've been fake, 418 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,212 but the confidence was real. 419 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,381 I really believe in you. And your ideas. 420 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,514 Ladies and gentlemen, 421 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:29,102 I have seen the future, and it's... 422 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,813 the Double Trucker! 423 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:39,446 [energetic music] 424 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,580 [inaudible] 425 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:54,044 The future is now. 426 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,589 -[lone applause] -What? 427 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,469 Brilliant. Visionary. 428 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,722 Thank you. So you're gonna buy my hats? 429 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,516 Oh, no, I'm not an investor. 430 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,393 I'm from Rentley's Turtleneck Rentals. 431 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:11,311 I'm here to pick up that turtleneck you rented. 432 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,023 -I'm sorry, Dad. -It's okay, Kiff. 433 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,609 I guess the world doesn't want my inventions. 434 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,153 Doesn't we, though? 435 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,614 Oh, gosh, Martin, we just love your invention 436 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,742 and we want to buy it for a million nuts. 437 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,495 Really? That's enough to break even from the arena rental. 438 00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:31,248 Wait, you two can afford that? 439 00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:33,083 Oh, yeah, of course. You wouldn't believe 440 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,335 how much we save by eating free crumbs. 441 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,462 We never buy dinner. And water? 442 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,298 There's water all over the place. 443 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,427 [announcer] Double Dipper. 444 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,679 I can reach the chips. 445 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,598 And I can reach them, too. 446 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:52,436 [both] Thanks, Greg and Linda's all-new Double Dipper. 447 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:53,645 Wish I'd have thought of that. 448 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,188 Me, too. 449 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,031 [closing theme music plays]