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琪芙！

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琪芙！琪芙！

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琪芙…琪芙

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琪芙…琪芙

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琪芙…琪芙

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小松鼠的歡樂生活

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起司洞穴贊助播出！

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（起司洞穴，友誼長存）

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不必在意！

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（洗車）

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只要再洗32台車，我們就有足夠的錢

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去起司洞穴玩了

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-好耶…
-業務團隊的狀況如何？

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擊掌！

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哇咧

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兩個人間沒化學反應，更別說共同點

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小燭、崔佛，別這樣

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業務部要有活力一點啊！

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打起精神！

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排除萬難後
我們總算能去起司洞穴了

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說到排除萬難…

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週末一起出去玩吧

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小燭和崔佛當朋友？

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繫好安全帶囉，親愛的社交達人！

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小燭可是吃人不吐骨頭的

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（前往起司洞穴！）

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可憐的崔佛，連一個週末都撐不過

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（歡迎光臨起司洞穴）

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孩子們，歡迎光臨！

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先拿起十字鎬和皮套，然後兩人一組

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（高級起司條）

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好，來分組吧

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埃格斯特朗配邦斯

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查特利配法克斯

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你和崔佛一組！
你可以撫慰他被拋棄的痛苦

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-妳還好嗎，小燭？
-我很好，非常正常

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-有事可以告訴我
-不行！

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身為妳的搭檔
我應該要知道妳是不是生病還是…

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我沒生病…

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我搞砸了和崔佛的關係

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妳搞砸了和崔佛的關係？

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-妳做了什麼？
-我不能說，太丟臉了

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真希望還能再和他做朋友
妳能幫我嗎？

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妳需要我的幫忙？

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我等妳請求幫忙等一輩子了，小燭

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更別說是這麼重要的事了

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妳…搞砸了和崔佛的關係？

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（拱佐諾拉起司洞）

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我不知道妳和小崔間發生什麼

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我只能…

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當妳們從這些神聖的牆壁刮下起司時

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請記得這些洞穴很脆弱

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我只能說妳和崔佛
需要一個重修舊好的契機

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-就像重設
-我也很想

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讓我想想辦法

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嘿，貝瑞

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你跟小燭換，我們就能搭檔了

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好主意，我去問崔佛的意見

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他不要

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（起司的價格）

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歡迎來到“起司的價格 ” ！

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誰要玩？

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去啊，妳對東西的價格很了解
小崔會覺得妳很有趣

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這真是個好主意

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有志願者了！

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嗨，我是小燭

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小燭，先來一個困難的題目

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妳認為

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一磅特級陳年比托起司要多少錢？

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簡單

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一磅150元，這是我爸進口的

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妳真行！很好玩吧，小燭？

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小燭好玩，小燭好玩

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我喜歡開心玩

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當我玩得開心，我會因此而興奮

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有時我想確保我們一直玩得很開心
所以，我…

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你真有趣，諾門，懂我說什麼嗎？

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諾門，懂我的意思吧？

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不懂

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為好玩的小燭歡呼吧！

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別讓菲達起司乾掉囉！

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塗鹽水…

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告訴我發生什麼事吧，不然行不通的

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-絕不，妳也會覺得我很怪
-我不會

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妳會！

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幫幫我，幫助妳自己！

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跟我分享妳的糗事，小燭！

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夠了！

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天啊，他們說過這些洞穴很脆弱

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-小燭，住手！
-我不能說，一定會傳出去

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為什麼不提我做了什麼

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就不能修補好關係？

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洞塌啦！

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沒路出去

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我不能帶著內心這個可怕的秘密死去

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現在她才願意說

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在洗完車後
崔佛和我度過了一個開心的週末

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週六週日連兩天出去玩

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然後週日晚上，我睡不著

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因為我對這段新友誼太興奮了

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所以我…

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我傳給了崔佛…

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一條落落長的訊息！

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“落落長的訊息？”

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那是什麼啊？

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很長，超長，傳了落落長的訊息

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無法挽回

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-當你傳這種訊息
-哪種？

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很長，超長
你傳過這麼落落長的訊息嗎？

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完了，無法收回

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告訴妳我傳的訊息

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我想都沒想就傳了，然後就上床睡覺

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當我再看手機時，訊息已經被讀過

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-被看過了，沒辦法挽回
-什麼意思？

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-訊息很長
-多長？

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超長，像媽媽傳的那種，還更長

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一開始就永無止盡

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你要一直不斷往下滑

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我完全沒想過

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打字時我可能太興奮了

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我的手指就像在跑馬拉松

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而思考被拋諸腦後，我傳出訊息後

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我們友誼就完了，就像船已出海

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航行在詞不達意的汪洋上，超級丟臉

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-我怪不了別人
-她怪不了別人

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我怪不了別人

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她怪不了別人

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只怪自己

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很長，超長，傳了落落長的訊息

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無法挽回

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-當你傳這種訊息
-哪種？

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很長，超長
你傳過這麼落落長的訊息嗎？

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完了，無法收回

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（完了）

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我知道怎麼解決了…

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但我們被困住了！

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我是松鼠，小燭
我的臉頰可以裝兩噸的東西

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-崔佛人呢？
-去做起司雕像了

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別這樣，只不過是一條落落長的訊息

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-只不過？
-請別說話

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嘿，崔佛，我只是想傳訊息給你

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因為我真的覺得
這是我玩得最開心的一次

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但有時候我玩得更開心

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但和你一起玩大概是
我的所有玩樂經驗中

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前百分之七十好玩的

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其實我覺得如果隔週的星期二

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你都能來就太好了
別忘了有些月分只有三個星期二

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大概有其他月分有…

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如果我星期二沒辦法去

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也不會改變歡迎你來這件事

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但我們也可以改成週一，不奇怪吧？

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因為我覺得你明白
因為你…愛翻筋斗

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總之，這不奇怪…

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這不奇怪

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總算！

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等等，這段訊息前的那些是什麼？

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別讀那些

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小燭說
“哇，你看到琪芙的穿著了嗎？ ”

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“太欣賞她的短褲了 ”
崔佛說“我從這裡都聽得到 ”

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那這些語音訊息呢？

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那沒什麼，別在意

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妳喜歡模仿嗎？
我模仿琪芙短褲給妳聽

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小燭回說
“那件短褲是喇叭做成的嗎？ ”

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這就是你們打好關係的方式？

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小燭八成不懂我為何穿那種短褲

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這款現在非常受歡迎
好幾位職業運動員都有穿

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讓我先把短褲的完整歷史傳給她

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琪芙！她在寫落落長的訊息了

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你看到了嗎？大家都這樣嗎？

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我上週也了傳了好幾個

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我還以為是小燭奇怪的習慣

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-不好，我得去找她
-你的側臉還沒完成！

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-用琪芙的！
-這樣吧

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讓我們來探討一下衣服的歷史

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小燭，怎麼回事？

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（薄紗棉布櫃）

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我用布把自己蓋起來
這樣我就可以永遠躲在痛苦中

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小燭，別這樣！

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我原諒妳的超長訊息了
每個人都難免會犯

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-沒什好慚愧的
-是嗎？

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對啊

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很抱歉批評妳

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其實我們更愛超長訊息

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雕像的左眼看起來有點不對勁

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好了，我寫了衣服的歷史
小燭和我過去的種種

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南方大陸的橡膠熱潮

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還有我今晚要吃什麼

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再詳細說明幾段
我就可以開始告訴她

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她對短褲的看法錯得有多離譜

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天啊，肯定落落長

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水果香洗手液贊助播出

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（湯的肥皂劇）

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你永遠不會知道東西接觸過什麼

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等一下

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花鹿老師，妳忘了出功課了

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是嗎？

197
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我今晚有個重要約會
大概因此心不在焉

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心思，快回來！

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-祝我好運吧！
-好吧，祝妳好運！

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妳還好嗎，琪芙？

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今天沒有功課

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那真是好…令人失望，真難過

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不過妳運氣不錯
《火熱海灣》快開始了

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那是什麼？肥皂劇？得了吧

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《火熱海灣》前情提要…

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為什麼要闖進蔡斯的生日派對？
他要和明蒂結婚了！

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她不記得他假死了

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天啊！

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等妳見到瑪琳娜再說

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她很美，但她不知道那件事，因為…

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她有健忘症

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-瑪琳娜，那是鹽！
-對不起，只是…

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我今晚有個重要約會
大概因此心不在焉

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心思，快回來！

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00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,302
祝我好運吧

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00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,721
奇怪，和花鹿老師一樣

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00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,349
那個瑪琳娜迪娜圖里納
是無可救藥的浪漫主義者

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不會吧，MDT？

219
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,021
連名字縮寫都一樣

220
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我來幫你

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糟糕，真對不起

222
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,034
慘了，我過敏！

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00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,212
詹卡洛，等一下！

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我們重新來過好嗎，寶貝？
但或許下次就別點湯了

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真是悲劇

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神反轉呢

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有人從黑粉變成了迷妹

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（《火熱海灣》粉絲俱樂部
琪芙、貝瑞）

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說吧，約會如何？

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-完全悲劇
-怎麼了？

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我有過很多糟糕的約會

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但這次真的是糟透了

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他帶我去企鵝咖啡廳吃晚飯

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出於禮貌，我想幫他拉開椅子
結果害他摔倒

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-等一下
-然後我很愧疚

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所以我就摘了朵花給他，結果

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-他會過敏
-他會過敏

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-然後我…
-妳把湯灑在他的褲子上了！

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對，妳怎麼知道？

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說了妳也不會信

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我問妳
妳也把湯灑在自己身上了嗎？

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-沒有
-相信我，這招有用

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對，但她不可能那麼做

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00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:30,244
真愛可能會有點髒亂
但難道不值得冒這個險嗎？

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是妳啊

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00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,716
丹堤你好

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00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,595
妳又要來把湯灑在我的褲子上了嗎？

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等一下

249
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,364
要不要一起喝杯咖啡？

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00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,827
琪芙查特利，我不知道妳怎麼辦到的

251
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-但妳說中了！
-不會吧，妳真的對自己潑湯？

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我真的對自己潑湯了

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我們晚上要在他家看電影

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等一下，根據昨晚那一集…

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00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,842
-那一集？
-我有說“那一集 ” 嗎？

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00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,345
我亂說了，我是說約會時

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妳懂的，妳也要有所貢獻才行

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比如說帶桌遊
螺絲起子和一些玻璃罐

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看電影帶這些？好吧

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-今晚就這樣了吧
-大概吧

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等等

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玻璃罐！

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厲害！

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00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,918
但牠們要怎麼呼吸？

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請看！

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00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,172
好的

267
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,675
但我們要做什麼？又不能看電影

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00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,593
我有帶桌遊！

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00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,638
太厲害了

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相信我

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（校長室）

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可不是嗎？丹堤邀我週末一起出遊

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00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,572
超浪漫的，妳一定要去！

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00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:12,948
妳確定？

275
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:17,119
我們要去一間僻靜的小屋
沒有熱水，沒有手機信號

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00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,705
-僻靜？
-很好，有隱私

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00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,833
-會很黑
-非常適合觀星

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00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,085
周圍沒有人會聽到妳的尖叫

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開心的叫聲！

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00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,630
我懂什麼呢？

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00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,674
我又不是真的約過很多會

282
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:34,803
不知道耶，跟他約會的感覺是很棒

283
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,849
但我們才認識一週左右
進度會不會太快？

284
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,977
他還要求我
帶上所有的個人資料和紀錄

285
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,313
他在為未來做打算

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00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:48,192
很貼心，他也說過會給我驚喜

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00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,360
到目前為止，妳的建議都是對的

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好啦，我去

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00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,949
我真為妳感到高興，也為自己高興

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00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,036
是我促成這一切的，都靠我！

291
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,080
剛好趕上！

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00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:04,708
歡迎回到《火熱海灣》！

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詹卡洛，寶貝
你為何要把我綁起來？

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00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,772
-怎麼回事？
-我讓妳愛上我

295
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,526
然後帶妳來海灣的邊緣

296
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,070
這個偏遠的地方

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00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,782
耐心等待妳入睡

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00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,660
我才能盜用妳的身分

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00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,497
別盜用我的身分！

300
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,875
沒錯，很快，那就是我的了！

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00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,007
猜到了

302
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,635
慘了，花鹿老師跟壞人出遊了！

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00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,929
都是我的錯！

304
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:04,309
現我要泡一杯熱茶
加蜂蜜、生薑和檸檬

305
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,145
來治療咳嗽

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00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:10,357
但我回來時，妳的身分就是我的了！

307
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,441
不！

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00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,861
我不能再這麼大聲了

309
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,364
居然在吊人胃口的橋段結束？

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00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:21,660
就是啊，下一集要等星期一才會播

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00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:25,038
但花鹿老師現在活在這場噩夢中！

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00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,165
妳說什麼？

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00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,584
上車再說，但我們得走了！

314
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,544
是肥皂劇般的危機！

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00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,550
老爸！

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00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:58,864
-老爸，我們得破門而入
-完全了解！

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00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,459
小心腳趾！慢點…

318
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,839
咳嗽鬼，喝水吧你！

319
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,258
文件濕了！

320
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,720
到底怎麼回事？

321
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:24,973
退後，花鹿老師，這傢伙是竊資達人

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00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,268
-竊資達人，誰啊？
-什麼，不是啦！

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00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,897
他邀我共度週末，是要幫我報稅

324
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,442
-這就是驚喜
-報稅？

325
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:36,944
-報稅？
-報稅

326
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,279
那妳為什麼昏倒在椅子上？

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00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:43,367
我打瞌睡了，報稅真的很無聊

328
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:46,203
好吧，有道理，那你為什麼

329
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,580
邪惡地摩擦雙掌？像這樣

330
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,584
我剛在用洗手液

331
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,295
我怎麼知道這些收據曾放在哪裡

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00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,256
這倒沒料到

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00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:58,715
爆米花？

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00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,552
一切還好嗎？丹堤似乎…

335
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:07,891
對，丹堤…不是真命天子

336
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,602
我們是有過很完美的約會

337
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,229
而且有計畫也是好事

338
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:15,357
但回想起來，是我讓約會變得有趣

339
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,317
他有點無趣

340
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,861
抱歉打擾了

341
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:21,405
活到老學到老

342
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:25,033
妳一定會遇到真命天子的，花鹿老師

343
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,703
或許吧，但沒關係

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00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:31,081
我應該要花時間專注在最重要的事情

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00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,710
-找新男友？
-愛自己

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00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:38,380
也是，那樣也行

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00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,971
一碗湯，謝謝

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