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Can I hear
the opening word: ♪ O... ♪

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Here we go. One, two, three.

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CHOIR LEADER and STUDENTS:
♪ O... ♪

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Very good.

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Remember, the text is first.

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"In the beginning was the Word."

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So the text is what
you're concentrating on.

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Make it part of the music.

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- Let's all breathe in.

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- Breathe out.

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Excellent. Now, let's hear
the opening chord.

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♪ O... ♪

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Good. Middle voices,
a little bit more.

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Higher voices are excellent.

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Bass, a little more breath.

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Try again.

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♪ O... ♪

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Okay, let's run the first verse.

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One...

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♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪

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♪ How still we see thee lie ♪

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♪ Above thy deep
and dreamless sleep ♪

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♪ The silent stars go by ♪

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♪ Yet in thy dark streets
shineth ♪

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♪ The everlasting light ♪

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♪ The hopes and fears ♪

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♪ Of all the years ♪

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♪ Are met in thee ♪

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♪ Tonight. ♪

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Really great.
Especially that T at the end.

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All together.

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Very, very good.

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Excellent.

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♪ Let me sleep ♪

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♪ In the slumber
of the morning ♪

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♪ There's nowhere I need to be ♪

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♪ And my dreams
still are calling ♪

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♪ Lay your troubles
on the ground ♪

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♪ No need to worry
about them now ♪

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♪ Daylight shaking
through the trees ♪

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♪ Do not disturb me ♪

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♪ Let me be ♪

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♪ And if you need
a place to land ♪

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♪ Come down when you are weary ♪

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♪ No more clouds to put away ♪

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- ♪ In the slumber of the... ♪

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Mm...

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Philistines.

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Lazy, vulgar,
rancid little Philistines.

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- Hmm?

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Mr. Hunham?

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I'm busy right now.

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Uh, Dr. Woodrup
asked to see you.

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What does he want?

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Uh, I think it's
about Christmas break.

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I'll see him presently.

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What's that?

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Christmas cookies.

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I made them for the faculty.

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Well, not all the faculty.

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- Anyway, these are for you.
- Oh.

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♪ Time has come today ♪

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♪ Young hearts
can go their way ♪

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♪ Can't put it off another day ♪

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♪ I don't care what others say ♪

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♪ They think we don't
listen anyway ♪

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♪ Time has come today ♪

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♪ Hey ♪

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♪ Oh... ♪

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Tully.

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What are you doing
with women's underwear?

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It's the same swimsuit
James Bond wears

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in On Her Majesty's
Secret Service.

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It can't get more masculine
than that.

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Why don't you just wear cutoffs?

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Because I'm going to St. Kitts.

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I'm not going to be
the only dickhead

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on the beach wearing cutoffs.

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Oh. Look out, everyone.

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Tully's going to St. Kitts.

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They still look like panties.

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You're right, Crandall.
You caught me.

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They're your mother's panties.

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Tell her thanks
for the good times!

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Hey, Tully.

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Hey, where are my cigarettes?

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Your cigarettes?

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You stole my fucking cigarettes.

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I resent
that baseless accusation.

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Cut the shit.

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I have no cigarettes now.

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And Briggs says you suddenly
had five of them

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to trade for a skin mag.

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I don't indulge in pornography.

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I get enough of the real thing.

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Especially with Crandall's mom!

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Hey, Kountze.

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Ten dollars for this?

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Looks more like a nickel bag.

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Don't buy that, Harriman.
He's ripping you off.

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- Plus, it's ditch weed.
- Fuck you, Tully.

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This shit's premium weed,
all right?

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And unlike you, I'm stuck here.

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It's got to last me
through Christmas.

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Take pity on him, Harriman.

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He's a poor little Christmas
orphan with nowhere to go.

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Little Christmas orphan
needs his pot and porn.

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Ten minutes, ladies.

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Ten minutes.

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♪ Let me sleep ♪

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♪ In the slumber of tomorrow ♪

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♪ There's nowhere
we need to be ♪

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♪ That will not be there after ♪

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♪ Daylight shaking
through the trees ♪

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♪ Do not disturb me ♪

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♪ Let me be ♪

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♪ Keep me with you
on the ground ♪

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♪ All of my worries
behind me now ♪

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♪ And be sure to wake me when ♪

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♪ Eternity begins. ♪

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I can't believe
you got out of it.

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Luck of the Irish.

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I thought this was your year.

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It was.

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I told Woodrup
my mother has lupus.

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Does she?

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I don't know. Probably.

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We don't talk
about those things.

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So, who got stuck with it?

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Who do you think?

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That poor walleyed bastard.

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Rémy Martin. Louis XIII.

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Christmas gift from
the Board of Trustees.

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Oh, how generous of them.

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Thank you again
for doing this, Hunham.

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I wouldn't have asked
if it weren't an emergency.

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Oh, Mr. Endicott's mother, right.

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What a tragedy.

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It's not as though you had plans
to leave campus anyway.

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And, of course, there's a nice
little bonus in it for you.

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Well... (sighs) "Non nobis
solum nati sumus," I suppose.

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"Not for ourselves alone
are we born."

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I'm guessing that's Cicero.

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Cicero, yes.

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Very good, Hardy.
You remembered.

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There'll be just four boys
holding over this year.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, yes. I know
a couple of these reprobates.

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Let's be a little more elastic
in our assessment, shall we?

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It's hard enough for them to be
away from home on the holidays.

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Latitude is the last thing
these boys need.

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Paul, at your core,
you're an excellent teacher,

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but your approach to the
students is rather traditional.

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This school was founded in 1797.

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I thought tradition
was our stock in trade.

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- Then let's call it hidebound.
- Ah.

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You know, unwavering,
resistant to...

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Yes, yes, yes, I know
what "hidebound" means.

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Uh, I get it.

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You're still angry
that I failed Jordan Osgood.

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Senator Osgood was very upset

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when Princeton rescinded
Jordan's acceptance, yes.

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And I've continued to
have to deal with the fallout.

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Hardy, are we really supposed
to let these boys just skate by

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as long as Daddy builds
a new gymnasium?

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Of course not.
That's not who we are.

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But we can't be ignorant
to politics.

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That boy is too dumb
to pour piss out of a boot.

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A genuine troglodyte.

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Jesus Christ, Paul.

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He was a legacy and the son
of one of our biggest donors.

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Ever think his dad
might be expecting

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a little consideration
for his dollar?

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And he got it-- a first-class
education for his son.

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Oh, come on, Hardy.

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As Dr. Greene used to say,
"Our one true purpose

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is to produce young men
of good character."

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I don't care what
Dr. Greene used to say.

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"And we cannot sacrifice
our integrity

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on the altar
of their entitlement."

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I'm just trying to instill
basic academic discipline.

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That's my job. Isn't it yours?

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It was.

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Until I became headmaster

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and saw that it's not so simple
to keep the damn school afloat.

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I begged you, begged you
to give the kid a C minus.

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No.

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There are instructors here
who will do that.

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I am not one of them.

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Here's the manual
and a full set of keys.

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Everything you need to know
is in there.

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Your only task is to ensure

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the boys' absolute safety
and good condition.

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And at least pretend to be
a human being.

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Please.

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It's Christmas.

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Fuck this half-day bullshit.

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Where the hell is Walleye?

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He's probably jerking off
in the Cobb salad.

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- Why would he do that?
- Because he's Walleye.

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Who knows what
that foul-smelling freak does?

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But you went straight
to the Cobb salad.

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I mean, do you know something?

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Because I eat that Cobb salad.

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Salve, gentlemen.

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Your final exams.

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Hmm.

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I can tell by your faces
that many of you

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are shocked at the outcome.

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I, on the other hand, am not,
because I have had

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the misfortune
of teaching you this semester.

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And even with
my ocular limitations,

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I witnessed firsthand

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your glazed,
uncomprehending expressions.

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Sir, I don't understand.

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That's glaringly apparent.

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No, it's...
I can't fail this class.

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Oh, don't sell yourself short,
Mr. Kountze.

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I truly believe that you can.

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I'm supposed to go to Cornell.

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Unlikely.

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Please, sir.
My dad's going to flip out.

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All right. All right.

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Uh, in the spirit of the season,

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I suppose the most
constructive way

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of dealing with
your shortcomings

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is to offer a makeup exam.

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You'll all get a second run
at this after break.

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Of course, it will not
be the same exam.

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You will now be responsible
for new material as well.

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Your grade will be
an average of the two.

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Please open your books
to chapter six.

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The Peloponnesian War, gentlemen.

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You've already met Pericles.

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Now prepare yourselves
to meet Demosthenes.

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No offense, sir,
but is this really

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the best time to be starting
a new chapter?

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I mean, we all appreciate the,
uh, makeup exam gesture,

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but our families are here.

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You know, most teachers
have already canceled class.

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We have chapel in 40 minutes,
then we're out of here.

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Mm. -I mean,
our heads are elsewhere.

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And where exactly
is your head, Mr. Tully?

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Um, I don't know.

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St. Kitts.

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Yes, indeed.

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I see you've brought
your valise.

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Spot-on, sir.

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It's just that it's been
a really exhausting semester.

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Getting into new material now
right before break?

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Honestly, it's a little absurd.

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Sir.

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Well, I would hate to be absurd.

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So let's just scuttle
the whole thing, shall we,

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and let the original
grades stand.

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Uh, excuse me, sir.

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I think, uh, we all liked
the first option better.

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00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,394
What'd you say the guy's
name was? Uh, Demosthe-who?

261
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,938
Of course, I still expect you
to be familiar with chapter six

262
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,108
upon your return,
so pack those textbooks, boys.

263
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,110
And if displeased,

264
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,363
take it up with
your champion-- Mr. Tully.

265
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,032
Dismissed.

266
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,624
I got us out early, didn't I?

267
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:10,386
CHOIR and CONGREGATION:
♪ Born thy people to deliver ♪

268
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:15,308
♪ Born a child and yet a king ♪

269
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:20,229
♪ Born to reign in us forever ♪

270
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:26,444
♪ Now thy gracious
kingdom bring. ♪

271
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,989
Please be seated.

272
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:36,162
Welcome, Barton students,
faculty and parents.

273
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,040
I know you're all anxious
to start the holidays.

274
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,001
I can see the boys
shifting in their seats.

275
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,836
- But before we release you

276
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:47,173
to your bountiful tables
and the blessings of family,

277
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:50,051
let us pray for those
less fortunate than we.

278
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,680
Let us remember the poor
and the helpless,

279
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,808
the cold, the hungry
and the oppressed.

280
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,354
Extra reading over vacation
and no makeup test?

281
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,189
Are you fucking kidding me?

282
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,690
Nice work, anus.

283
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,609
Can you not talk, please?
I'm trying to pray.

284
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,611
You better pray
I don't catch you alone,

285
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,572
because I will full-on
nut-punch you.

286
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,032
Tone it down.

287
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,034
- Jesus can hear you.
...and all those

288
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,703
who know not
the loving kindness of God.

289
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,039
Sorry to hear about
your mother, Endicott.

290
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,624
What?

291
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,668
Oh. Yes.

292
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,002
Thank you.

293
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,046
Yeah. We're all pulling for her.

294
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,589
...and your grace.

295
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:32,843
And finally, let us pray
for the soul of Curtis Lamb,

296
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,346
Barton class of 1969.

297
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:38,307
Just this year,
Curtis gave his life valiantly

298
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,476
in the service of his country.

299
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,813
And let us once again extend
our deepest condolences

300
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,899
to one of the most cherished
members of the Barton family,

301
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,651
his mother Mary.

302
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,696
Mary, we remember Curtis

303
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,365
as such an outstanding
and promising young man,

304
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:57,076
and we know this holiday season

305
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,787
will be especially difficult
without him.

306
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:04,292
Please know that we
accompany you in your grief.

307
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,795
May the all-powerful God
who protected Abraham

308
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:11,674
when he left his native land
protect all our brave soldiers

309
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:15,094
until they are delivered
safely home to us.

310
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,847
We ask this through
Christ our Lord.

311
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,181
Amen.

312
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,225
Amen.

313
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,728
I wish you all
a very Merry Christmas.

314
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:27,273
Or, as the case may be,
a very Happy Hanukkah.

315
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,374
Congressman,
Merry Christmas to you.

316
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,546
Merry Christmas, everyone.

317
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,922
Merry Christmas.

318
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,215
Hey. Good to see you.

319
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,176
Nice to see you.
Merry Christmas.

320
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,392
Angus Tully.

321
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,478
You have a phone call.

322
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,526
You're telling me this now?

323
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,070
JUDY
Sweetheart, listen.

324
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,155
I know it's last minute,
and I am...

325
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,157
I'm absolutely heartbroken,

326
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,742
but could you please
see your way

327
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,912
to staying at school over break
just this once?

328
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,705
Stanley has been working
so hard,

329
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,041
and-and we've had no time
for a honeymoon.

330
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,210
You guys have been married
since July.

331
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,836
You've had all these months.

332
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,421
Something's always come up.

333
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,340
I know it's a lot to ask,

334
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,009
but you know
how lonely I've been.

335
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,844
I've been lonely too.

336
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,513
And what about Boston?

337
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,766
You promised on the way
we'd spend some time in Boston.

338
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,893
Angus, listen to me.

339
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,853
This is our new family, okay?

340
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,439
I know you miss your father--
I do, too--

341
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,942
but there's someone new
in my life.

342
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,194
It's just this once, darling.

343
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,862
We'll be together
at spring break,

344
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,197
and we'll have the whole summer.

345
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,032
Fuck the summer,
and fuck Stanley.

346
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,867
Angus.

347
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,369
Are you kidding me?

348
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,162
I'm just supposed to stay here?

349
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,875
Mom, please don't do this.

350
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,710
Please.

351
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,754
I suspect that, like me,

352
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,340
this is not how you wanted
to spend your holidays,

353
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,009
but such are
the vicissitudes of life.

354
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,053
And as Barton men,

355
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,347
we learn to confront
our challenges

356
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,599
with heads held high
and with a spirit

357
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,518
of courage and good fellowship.

358
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,478
Uh, in strict accordance
with the dictates

359
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:32,356
of the manual, of course.

360
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:37,570
Mr. Tully,
are you joining us as well?

361
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,655
What happened to St. Kitts?

362
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,284
Something came up.

363
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,086
So, for the next two weeks,

364
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,964
we will be following
a standard school schedule...

365
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,008
Sir? Uh, sir, we're on vacation.

366
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,427
...which means we will be
taking our meals together,

367
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,929
and you will observe
regular hours of study.

368
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,432
Study? Are you kidding me?

369
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,309
The Peloponnesian War awaits,
Mr. Kountze.

370
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:09,894
You and Mr. Tully.

371
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,188
The rest of you can get a jump
on the next semester.

372
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,356
It'll pay off. You'll see.

373
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,608
We're already holding over,

374
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,109
and now we're being
punished for it?

375
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,653
You will be afforded
limited windows for recreation

376
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:22,072
and supervised
physical activity.

377
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,824
The gym's not even open yet.

378
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,618
Yeah, they've only lacquered
half the floor.

379
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,286
Fresh air will do you good.

380
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,705
It's like 15 degrees outside.

381
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,958
And the Romans bathed naked
in the freezing Tiber.

382
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,711
Adversity builds character,
Mr. Tully.

383
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,297
Uh, speaking of which,
the school will be cutting heat

384
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,965
to dormitories
and faculty housing,

385
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,343
so we'll all be bunking
in the infirmary.

386
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,595
Oh, God. Geez.

387
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,639
" playing)

388
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,891
This is the most bullshit ever.

389
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,976
If we have to stay,
why'd we have to draw Walleye?

390
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,187
Uh, you know
he used to be a student, right?

391
00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:54,730
Yeah, that's why he knows
how to inflict

392
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,774
maximum pain on us,
the sadistic fuck.

393
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,609
At least we didn't draw Decker.

394
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,487
He'd be perving all over us.

395
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,948
Hey, guys, hold up for a second.

396
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,535
Want one?

397
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,787
No. I got something else.

398
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,666
Give me that.

399
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,251
Hey, don't smoke that out here.

400
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,752
I don't want to get busted
by Walleye.

401
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,337
Don't be such a pussy.

402
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,797
I'm not a pussy.
I just don't want

403
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:22,675
to end up at Fork Union
paying for your mistake.

404
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,386
Teddy Kountze.

405
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:26,554
Jason Smith.

406
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,514
Yeah, I know who you are.

407
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,683
Want to hit this?

408
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,518
Uh, yeah.

409
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,189
You got a great arm, man.

410
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,607
Yeah, well, it's just football.

411
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,192
So, how'd you get stuck
holding over?

412
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,444
I'm supposed to be skiing
with my folks up at Haystack,

413
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:43,862
but my dad put his foot down,

414
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,698
said I can't come home
unless I cut my hair.

415
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,908
So why don't you
just cut your hair?

416
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,451
Civil disobedience, man.

417
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,036
Yeah, right.

418
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,372
No, he's cool.
It's just a battle of wills.

419
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,207
Still, I was kind of hoping
he'd cave first,

420
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,377
because the powder up at
Haystack is so sweet right now.

421
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,880
What about you, Mr. Moto?

422
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,923
Why are you here?

423
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:05,009
Uh, no. Uh, my name is Ye-Joon.

424
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,719
Uh, my family is in Korea,

425
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,388
and they think it's too far
for me to travel alone.

426
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,725
I figured it was because your
rickshaw was broken.

427
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,394
Uh, what-what's a rickshaw?

428
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,895
- You're an asshole, Kountze.

429
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,981
Your mind's a cesspool
and a shallow one at that.

430
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,649
Who's the asshole, Tully?

431
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,735
You're the one
who blew up history.

432
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,069
Hey.

433
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,362
What's your story, man?

434
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:27,031
Alex Ollerman.

435
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:29,950
I'm here because my parents
are on a mission in Paraguay.

436
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,493
We're LDS.

437
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,245
Mormons, right?

438
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,248
Don't you guys wear some kind
of like magic underwear?

439
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,750
That's a common misconception.

440
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,460
Actually, it's called
a temple garment,

441
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,378
and we're only supposed
to wear it when we...

442
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:42,963
Hey, what's up with the townies?

443
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,507
Hey, what are you doing
with our Christmas tree?

444
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:48,010
The school sold it back to us.

445
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,887
Scotch pine, still fresh.

446
00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,972
Yeah, we're going to
put it back on the lot.

447
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,265
We do it every year.

448
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,142
This is the most bullshit ever.

449
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:02,358
Hello, Mary.

450
00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:03,942
Mr. Hunham.

451
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:06,612
I heard you got stuck with
babysitting duty this year.

452
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,906
How'd you manage that?

453
00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:10,282
Oh, I don't know.

454
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,618
I suppose I failed someone
who richly deserved it.

455
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:15,245
Oh, the Osgood kid?

456
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,206
Yeah, he was a real asshole.

457
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,540
Rich and dumb.

458
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,292
Popular combination around here.

459
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,127
It's a plague.

460
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,504
Uh, and you?

461
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,130
You'll be here, too?

462
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,007
All by my lonesome.

463
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,218
My little sister Peggy
and her husband invited me

464
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:33,639
to go visit them at Roxbury,
but I feel like it's too soon.

465
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:36,433
Like Curtis will think
that I'm abandoning him.

466
00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,977
You know, this is the last place

467
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:41,939
that my baby and I
were together,

468
00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,733
- not including the bus station.
- Yeah.

469
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,821
Well, I look forward
to your fine cooking.

470
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,489
Oh, no, no. Don't do that.

471
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,741
All we've got is
whatever is in that walk-in.

472
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,993
No new deliveries till January.

473
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,787
Hmm.

474
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,207
You mind if I, um...

475
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,794
- You want some of that?
- Mm.

476
00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:06,422
- All right.
-  Thank you.

477
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,300
- You know this is a necessity.
- Oh, yes.

478
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,639
♪ WABC ♪

479
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:18,434
♪ Top 100 of the year. ♪

480
00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:20,269
Now 17.

481
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:23,814
Yeah, by Shocking Blue,
it's called "Venus."

482
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:33,532
♪ A goddess on
a mountaintop... ♪

483
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,117
- Where's my photo?
- What photo?

484
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,369
I think you know what photo,
and you stole it.

485
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,204
I resent that
baseless accusation.

486
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,498
Give me my goddamn picture.

487
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:43,542
Hey, what's your problem, Tully?

488
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,294
You homesick?

489
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:46,879
Huh? Gonna cry?

490
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,547
Little boy misses his mommy?

491
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,090
Fuck you, Kountze.

492
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,884
Why are you even here, anyway?
Where's your family?

493
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,552
We're renovating our house,
all right?

494
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,970
It's all torn up.

495
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,638
They're storing the tools
and stuff in my room.

496
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:57,765
That's what they told you?

497
00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,224
It's winter, idiot.

498
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,518
Nobody renovates their house
in the winter.

499
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,312
Your parents don't
want you around

500
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,773
because you're a fucking
insecure sociopath.

501
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,065
Hey, take it easy, guys.

502
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:08,108
A what?

503
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,443
I mean, who'd want you
for a son?

504
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,028
That's why you grind everybody,

505
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:13,238
because deep down
you know you're an asshole.

506
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:16,283
Plus, academically,
you're a disaster.

507
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:20,078
I mean, if I were your parents,
I'd never want you home again.

508
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,581
The only tool in your room
is you.

509
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,131
Bitch.

510
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,427
- Come on! Come on!
Hey, hey, hey!

511
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,762
All right, all right.

512
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:39,223
Break it up. Break it up.
Break it up.

513
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,604
They weren't fighting.

514
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,105
I see.

515
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,775
And who started it--
the not fighting?

516
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,276
Hmm? Mr. Tully,

517
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:54,613
perhaps you could shed
some light on the subject.

518
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:56,698
Mr. Kountze?

519
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,659
Mr. Smith?

520
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,619
Mr. Ollerman?

521
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,996
Mr. Park?

522
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:06,792
All right, then, uh, we'll
do it like the Roman legions.

523
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,211
Absent a confession,
one man's sin

524
00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:11,004
is every man's suffering.

525
00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:14,007
For every minute
the truth is withheld,

526
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:16,802
you will all receive
a detention.

527
00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:19,596
And I thought all the Nazis
were hiding in Argentina.

528
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,765
Stifle it, Tully.

529
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:26,728
Now, uh, in the first
of said detentions,

530
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:31,900
you will clean the library,
top to bottom.

531
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,944
Scraping the underside
of the desks,

532
00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:37,072
which are caked
with snot and gum

533
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:41,118
and all manner of ancient,
unspeakable proteins.

534
00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:44,913
Ah, on your hands and knees,
down in the dust,

535
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:48,917
breathing in the dead skin
of generations of students

536
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:52,296
and desiccated
cockroach assholes.

537
00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:53,630
It was Kountze!

538
00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:57,843
Kountze started it.

539
00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,512
Bravo, Mr. Ollerman.

540
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,973
Bravo.

541
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:23,535
Lovely.

542
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,120
Thank you, Mary.

543
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,421
Didn't we already
have this for lunch?

544
00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:35,923
And it was crappy then.

545
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,382
Consider yourselves lucky.

546
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:41,303
During the Third Punic campaign,
149 to 146 BC,

547
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,555
the Romans laid siege
to Carthage

548
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,724
for three entire years.

549
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,351
- By the time it ended,

550
00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:49,686
the Carthaginians
were reduced to eating sand

551
00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:51,647
and drinking their own urine.

552
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:54,232
Hence the term "punitive."

553
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,778
Uh... (sniffs) Mary?

554
00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,947
Maybe you would, uh...

555
00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:02,115
maybe you would care to join us?

556
00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:11,208
No, I'm all right. Thank you.

557
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:21,718
I mean, I know she's sad
about her son and everything,

558
00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:24,179
but still, she's getting paid
to do a job,

559
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:27,099
and she should do it well, right?

560
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,936
But I guess, no matter
how bad a cook she is,

561
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,771
now they can never fire her.

562
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,774
Will you shut up!

563
00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:41,196
You have no idea what
that woman has been thr...

564
00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:49,079
You know, Mr. Kountze,
for most people,

565
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:51,331
life is like a henhouse ladder.

566
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,958
Shitty and short.

567
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:56,336
You were born lucky.

568
00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:58,714
Maybe someday, you entitled
little degenerates

569
00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,132
will appreciate that.

570
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,801
If you don't,
I feel sorry for you

571
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,137
and we will have failed
to do our jobs.

572
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,180
Now, eat.

573
00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:21,528
♪ God rest ye merry, gentlemen ♪

574
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:25,657
♪ Let nothing you dismay ♪

575
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:29,828
♪ Remember Christ our Savior ♪

576
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:34,207
♪ Was born on Christmas Day ♪

577
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:38,503
♪ To save us all
from Satan's power ♪

578
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:42,090
♪ When we were gone astray ♪

579
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:48,346
♪ O tidings of comfort and joy ♪

580
00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:50,682
♪ And joy ♪

581
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,185
♪ O tidings of... ♪

582
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,853
BOB EUBANKS
That's right.

583
00:30:57,397 --> 00:30:59,316
Next question
for five points, girls.

584
00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:02,360
What are the dimensions
of the car you drive most?

585
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,362
And that means width by length.

586
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:06,364
The dimensions of the car
you drive most. Jerry?

587
00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,408
JERRY
It's pretty long.

588
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:11,495
Oh, let's see.
Maybe, uh, 8 by 80?

589
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,918
What's the name
of your car, Union Pacific?

590
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,838
- Oh, good evening.
- Good evening.

591
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:23,423
What's this?

592
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:25,383
You don't know
The Newlywed Game?

593
00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,719
No. -What planet
have you been living on?

594
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,888
I don't really watch television.

595
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,932
It's a show where
they ask couples questions

596
00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:33,975
to see how well
they know each other.

597
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,769
That sounds like
courting disaster.

598
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:38,772
Yeah, that's
the whole damn point.

599
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,565
Sit down.

600
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:41,942
Come on.

601
00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:44,194
Broaden your horizons.

602
00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:49,950
This is a rerun from July.

603
00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:52,410
Which is why they're playing
for Weber barbecues

604
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:53,912
and picnic utensils.

605
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,081
Fascinating.
Mm-hmm.

606
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,624
If we ever take
separate vacations,

607
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,000
I am sending my wife to blank...

608
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,753
- Oh. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

609
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:09,594
So, how are the boys?

610
00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:12,264
Broken in body and spirit.

611
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:16,977
Okay, well, it is the holidays,
so, you know, go easy on them.

612
00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:18,395
Oh, please.

613
00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:20,897
They've had it easy
their whole lives.

614
00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,774
You don't know that.

615
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,276
Did you?

616
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:28,238
Besides, everybody should be
with their people on Christmas.

617
00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:29,990
Hawaii, probably.
Hawaii. All right.

618
00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:31,283
He says he's gonna send you
to Santa Ana

619
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:33,201
and he's going to Las Vegas.

620
00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:34,786
Nobody can watch you
in Siberia.

621
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,621
Where are you going?

622
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,707
- To Vegas.
- Las Vegas?

623
00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:41,251
- Yeah.

624
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:43,253
- No.

625
00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:45,755
Those two are going to get
a divorce.

626
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,215
How do you know?

627
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,301
I recognize that look
of stale disappointment.

628
00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,553
- She hates him.

629
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:53,638
Oh.

630
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:55,432
How long were you married?

631
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:57,392
I was engaged
to Curtis's father.

632
00:32:57,392 --> 00:33:00,729
Mm. -But he died
before I gave birth.

633
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,606
Harold.

634
00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:04,983
He worked in the shipyard.

635
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,402
And one day, they was
carrying this big, uh,

636
00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:10,947
cargo pallet,
and the cable snapped.

637
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:13,033
Hit him right across the head.

638
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,995
They were good men.

639
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,371
Both of them.

640
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:21,833
And neither of them
made it to 25.

641
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,502
My baby wasn't even 20.

642
00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:28,006
I'm so sorry.

643
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,967
I took this job
when Curtis was small

644
00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,594
because I wanted to ensure

645
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:34,596
that he was going to have
a good education.

646
00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:37,265
- You know he flourished here.
- Yes. No, he was a great kid.

647
00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:38,808
- I had him one semester.
- Mm-hmm.

648
00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:40,268
Very insightful.

649
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:42,520
Mm-hmm. He hated you.

650
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,316
He said you were a real asshole.

651
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:50,111
Well, uh, like I said...

652
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,405
sharp kid. Insightful.

653
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,370
He had his heart set
on Swarthmore.

654
00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:01,289
And he had the grades,
but I didn't have the money.

655
00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:04,376
Even with financial aid,
it wasn't enough.

656
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:08,713
So, when he got called up
and no student deferment,

657
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,590
off he went.

658
00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,426
Do you know what he said to me?

659
00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:17,389
He said,
"Hey, Ma, look at the upside.

660
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:22,394
When I get discharged, I can go
to college on the GI Bill."

661
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,356
College.

662
00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:34,489
And here we are.

663
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:39,202
With my Curtis
in the cold ground

664
00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,830
and those boys
safe and warm in their beds.

665
00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:45,250
It's like you said.

666
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,918
How'd you say it?

667
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,920
"Life is like
a henhouse ladder."

668
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,547
- That's right.

669
00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:53,008
I can hear everything
you're saying from the kitchen.

670
00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:54,759
Especially that Kountze kid.

671
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:57,345
Crown prince of all
the little assholes.

672
00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,097
It's zero.

673
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,473
Zero. She said it is zero!

674
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,350
Couple number one,
Mike and Sherry McCray,

675
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,436
you are our grand prize winner!

676
00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:16,156
All right, you fetid layabouts.

677
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:17,907
It's daylight in the swamp!

678
00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:20,910
Arise!

679
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:25,582
" playing)

680
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:27,125
Speed, gentlemen.

681
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,960
Speed!

682
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,964
Without sufficient exercise,
the body devours itself.

683
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,591
That's it!

684
00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:36,468
Good.

685
00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:41,097
♪ Our finest gifts we bring,
pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

686
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:47,145
♪ To lay before the King,
pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

687
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:51,274
♪ Rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum ♪

688
00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:56,237
♪ So to honor him,
pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

689
00:35:56,237 --> 00:36:00,200
♪ When we come ♪

690
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:04,829
♪ Baby Jesus... ♪

691
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,414
What about your car?

692
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,541
We can take it, go somewhere.
Boston, maybe?

693
00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:10,752
Nah, we'd get in
so much trouble.

694
00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:12,837
Face it. We're stuck.

695
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:15,215
If we just had some way
to get out of here.

696
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:17,634
- Yo.
- Just split.

697
00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:20,470
Well, you could put a chopper
down right in the quad.

698
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:21,388
What?

699
00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,264
A helicopter, dumbass.

700
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,350
His old man's the CEO
of Pratt & Whitney.

701
00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:26,851
Yeah, he's got his own bird.

702
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:28,686
He takes it from Stamford
to the city every morning.

703
00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:30,146
Lands it right in the backyard.

704
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:31,981
The pilot's name is Wild Bill.

705
00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:35,026
- Wild Bill?
- Yeah.

706
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,112
He flew up to Haystack with it.

707
00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:39,656
Took the presents
and everything, minus me.

708
00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:42,575
Flying with presents,
like Santa Claus.

709
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:43,701
Yeah.

710
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:45,787
Just like Santa Claus.

711
00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:47,539
Hey.

712
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,416
Oh, let's go, let's go!

713
00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:53,211
You know, if I were back home
right now in Provo,

714
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,506
it'd be really warm inside.

715
00:36:56,506 --> 00:37:00,135
And my mom, she'd be making me
baked apples,

716
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:04,013
and the whole house would smell
like cinnamon and brown sugar.

717
00:37:04,013 --> 00:37:05,932
That sounds so nice.

718
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,768
Touchdown!

719
00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:12,397
Hey!

720
00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:13,731
That's what you get

721
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:15,608
for ratting me out,
you little Mormon!

722
00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:18,403
What?

723
00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:19,737
Let's go!

724
00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:21,573
What's Fork Union?

725
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:26,077
Uh, before, you said you don't
want to end up at Fork Union.

726
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:29,247
It's a military academy
in Virginia.

727
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:32,250
That's where I'm going if I get
kicked out of school again.

728
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:35,587
How many schools
have you been kicked out of?

729
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,130
Three.

730
00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:38,840
That's why I'm still a junior.

731
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,426
- Give or take a semester.
It's gone!

732
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:43,678
My glove's gone.

733
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:46,723
Twisted fucker orphaned
that glove on purpose.

734
00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:50,393
Left you with one so the loss
would sting that much more.

735
00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:01,047
Hey.

736
00:39:02,215 --> 00:39:04,509
You all right?

737
00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:06,427
I had a nightmare.

738
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:08,555
I get nightmares too.

739
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:11,099
I'm always falling or drowning.

740
00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:13,101
Also...

741
00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:17,021
I had an accident.

742
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:25,029
Yeah, you did.

743
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,657
Shh. Stop crying.

744
00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:30,118
If they hear you,
they'll crucify you.

745
00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:32,912
Which would be ironic
since you're Buddhist.

746
00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:35,582
I know this is
an excellent school,

747
00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:38,209
and my brothers went here,

748
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,587
but I miss my family,

749
00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:42,964
and I have no friends.

750
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:47,385
Yeah, well,
friends are overrated.

751
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:51,097
I'll help you hide the sheets
in the morning, all right?

752
00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:55,143
In the meantime, find a dry spot
and try to get some sleep.

753
00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:56,978
Thank you.

754
00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:04,402
Fucking asparagus.

755
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,264
Are you kidding me?

756
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:36,142
It's only 11:00,
and he's already lit.

757
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:37,810
I can smell the whiskey on him.

758
00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:40,521
Can you blame him?
It's freezing in here.

759
00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:42,899
It's fucking Greenland in here.

760
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,416
What the hell is that?

761
00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:26,776
I knew it!

762
00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:29,529
He finally caved,
the big softie.

763
00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:33,574
Hey, any of you guys
like to ski?

764
00:41:38,413 --> 00:41:40,164
Thank you.

765
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,166
Goodbye, now.

766
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,550
Yes!

767
00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:58,349
Well, good news, gentlemen.

768
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,227
I was able to reach Dr. Woodrup
and your parents.

769
00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:03,688
Uh, most of them, anyway.

770
00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:07,275
Try calling again.
Just one more time, please.

771
00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:08,693
There's no point.

772
00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:10,528
The front desk says
they're not answering.

773
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,613
He says they're away
on some excursion.

774
00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:14,699
- Excursion.

775
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:17,201
I'm as disappointed as you are,
if not more so.

776
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:19,454
I could have been spending
the rest of my vacation

777
00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:21,539
reading mystery novels.

778
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:24,292
Maybe they're back now.
Just call again, please.

779
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,044
Okay.

780
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,302
Happy holidays.

781
00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:36,554
Same to you.

782
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:41,058
Take care, Tully.

783
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:44,645
I guess that just
leaves you, huh?

784
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:47,023
Be sure to do all your homework.

785
00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:49,942
Oh, almost forgot.

786
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:52,278
I found that picture
you were looking for.

787
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,656
Merry Christmas, Mr. Tully.

788
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:04,248
Bye, Angus.

789
00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:40,618
Well, let's make the best
of it, shall we?

790
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:46,374
WOMAN
Oh, I suppose, um,

791
00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:48,334
- Stan Laurel, maybe, because...
Stan Laurel.

792
00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:50,628
All right. Your husband said
his favorite silent movie star

793
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:53,506
is Rudolph Valentino.

794
00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:55,842
- Oh. He is good.
Well, yeah.

795
00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:00,471
The last of our
five-point questions, girls...

796
00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:02,723
How about you?
You ever been married?

797
00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,479
No. I did get close once.

798
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,606
Right after college.

799
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:12,149
And?

800
00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:14,110
We came to our senses.

801
00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:19,073
This is not exactly a face
forged for romance, Mary.

802
00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:21,617
Yeah, and the...

803
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,494
And, you know...

804
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:24,829
What?

805
00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:27,540
Nothing.

806
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:30,334
I don't know.
I like being alone.

807
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:34,171
I've always found myself drawn
to the aesthetic.

808
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:35,840
Like a monk.

809
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,092
The forgoing
of sensual pleasures

810
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:40,011
for the achievement
of spiritual goals.

811
00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,637
- Spiritual goals?
- Mm-hmm.

812
00:44:41,637 --> 00:44:43,097
- You?

813
00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,682
What spiritual goals
are we talking about?

814
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:45,975
You go to church?

815
00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:47,935
- Mm, only when required.
- Exactly.

816
00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:50,187
When's the last time
you even left campus?

817
00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:52,189
- I go into town all the time.
- Oh.

818
00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:54,358
For groceries
and various errands

819
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:55,818
- and appointments.
- Mm-hmm.

820
00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:00,907
Okay, yes,
I don't leave campus often.

821
00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:02,533
I don't really feel the need.

822
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,201
Let me ask you something.

823
00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:07,663
If you could go anywhere
on Earth, where would you go?

824
00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,332
Oh.

825
00:45:09,332 --> 00:45:11,542
Greece, Italy,

826
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:14,545
Egypt, Peru, Carthage.

827
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:16,422
Tunisia now, of course.

828
00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:19,091
In college, I started
a monograph on Carthage.

829
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:22,011
I'd like to finish that someday.

830
00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:25,681
A monograph is
like a book, o-only shorter.

831
00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:27,808
I know what a monograph is.

832
00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:30,061
Why not just write a book?

833
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:34,398
I'm not sure I have
an entire book in me.

834
00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:39,111
You can't even dream
a whole dream, can you?

835
00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:04,637
Monet, Manet, Picasso.

836
00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:43,926
♪ Crying ♪

837
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:50,808
♪ Crying never did nobody
no good no how ♪

838
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:57,148
♪ That's why I ♪

839
00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:03,362
♪ I don't cry ♪

840
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,911
♪ Laughing ♪

841
00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:17,334
♪ Laughing sometimes does
somebody some good somehow ♪

842
00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:21,922
♪ That's why I ♪

843
00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:27,511
♪ I'm laughing now ♪

844
00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:31,390
♪ That's why I ♪

845
00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:37,188
♪ I'm laughing now. ♪

846
00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:21,065
I have a surprise.

847
00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:25,361
Uh, these were a gift to me,

848
00:48:25,361 --> 00:48:28,656
and I would like to share them
with both of you.

849
00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:32,159
Look at them.
Look at all the festive shapes.

850
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:35,579
Snowflakes and gingerbread men.
A tree.

851
00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:38,040
A little mitten.

852
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,417
Mmm.

853
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,337
Mmm.

854
00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:46,423
May I go to the bathroom, sir?

855
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:48,259
You may.

856
00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:55,015
Well, I'm trying.

857
00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:01,147
Mmm.

858
00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:02,565
If you don't have a single room,

859
00:49:02,565 --> 00:49:04,525
uh, I'll take a junior suite
or the equivalent.

860
00:49:04,525 --> 00:49:06,610
I fully understand
it's the holidays,

861
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,112
but it's kind of an emergency.

862
00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:10,030
Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure.

863
00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:11,657
Mr. Tully, what are you doing?

864
00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:12,950
Uh, no, no credit card.

865
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,201
I'll pay cash
or traveler's checks.

866
00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:15,744
I didn't say
you could use the phone.

867
00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:17,121
Okay, I see.

868
00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:18,122
Is there anywhere else
you could recommend?

869
00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:19,623
Maybe downtown or...

870
00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:21,667
- Was that a hotel?
- None of your business.

871
00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:24,920
It is absolutely my business.
I'm looking after you.

872
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,797
Looking after me? Really?

873
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,841
- Like what? Like my warden?

874
00:49:28,841 --> 00:49:30,301
Like my butler?

875
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:32,219
There's nobody here, okay?

876
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:34,138
Just us two losers
and a grieving mom.

877
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:35,681
So let's cut the shit.

878
00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:37,933
You stay out of my way,
and I'll stay out of yours.

879
00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:39,643
- That's a detention.

880
00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,562
You just earned yourself
a detention, sir.

881
00:49:41,562 --> 00:49:43,189
Now, get back here!

882
00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:46,150
Being here with you is already
one big fucking detention!

883
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:48,569
Son of a bitch,
that's another detention!

884
00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:51,989
Mr. Tully!

885
00:49:53,532 --> 00:49:56,076
I don't know what you're
playing at, Mr. Tully,

886
00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:58,454
but you are courting disaster!

887
00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:01,123
Without exercise,
the body devours itself.

888
00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:03,959
You are careening
towards suspension!

889
00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:33,030
Don't even think about it,
Mr. Tully.

890
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:37,076
You are a hair's breadth
from suspension.

891
00:50:37,076 --> 00:50:39,995
I'll wash my hands of you,
you hear me?

892
00:50:39,995 --> 00:50:42,206
Wash my hands.

893
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,460
Stop right there.

894
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:50,047
You know the gym is
strictly off-limits.

895
00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:53,133
This is your Rubicon.

896
00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:56,553
Do not cross the Rubicon.

897
00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,601
Alea jacta est.

898
00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:18,409
Oh, fuck! Ow!

899
00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:21,245
Jesus, Mr. Hunham! Fuck!

900
00:51:22,162 --> 00:51:23,831
Hurry up! Hurry!

901
00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:25,874
I am hurrying!

902
00:51:25,874 --> 00:51:27,418
I was on thin ice already.

903
00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:29,586
If Woodrup finds out,
the facts won't matter.

904
00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:31,588
- He'll make it my fault.
- It is your fault!

905
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:33,757
You were supposed to be
looking after me.

906
00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:35,259
I told you to stop.

907
00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:37,094
You said you washed
your hands of me.

908
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:38,470
No, I meant it metaphorically!

909
00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:40,431
Of course you meant it metaphorically.

910
00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:43,726
What were you going to do,
actually go and wash your hands?

911
00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:45,394
This is the end.

912
00:51:45,394 --> 00:51:47,938
They'll inform the school
who will inform your parents,

913
00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:49,606
and then it's curtains.

914
00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:53,777
You're gonna get me fired.

915
00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:56,113
You.

916
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,614
I'm the one
that might lose an arm,

917
00:51:57,614 --> 00:52:00,075
and all you can think about
is yourself.

918
00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:01,785
If you could
fill this out, please.

919
00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:03,579
Admissions and insurance.

920
00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,294
Excuse me.

921
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:15,883
Is there any way we could skip
this whole insurance thing?

922
00:52:15,883 --> 00:52:17,468
It's just standard procedure.

923
00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:19,261
I understand, but look, um,

924
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,472
we were over at Squantz Pond
playing hockey,

925
00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:23,057
and I slipped on the ice.

926
00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:24,558
Angus, what are you doing?

927
00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:27,728
My mom told him not to take me,
but I made him.

928
00:52:27,728 --> 00:52:29,146
My folks are divorced.

929
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:30,731
We don't get to see each other
very often.

930
00:52:30,731 --> 00:52:33,150
She'll be mad as a hornet
if she finds out.

931
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:34,526
Okay, that's your business,

932
00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:36,320
but we just have
certain protocols.

933
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,072
- Yeah. Protocols.
- Please.

934
00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:40,032
I never get to see my dad.

935
00:52:40,032 --> 00:52:42,409
It was my fault. All mine.

936
00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,828
I don't want to get him
in any trouble.

937
00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:47,873
I don't want her dragging you
into court again.

938
00:52:47,873 --> 00:52:50,125
We can skip the insurance thing.

939
00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:52,586
We can pay cash.

940
00:52:52,586 --> 00:52:54,630
Right, Dad?

941
00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:56,882
So the good news is
nothing's broken,

942
00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:59,843
but you did dislocate
your shoulder pretty badly.

943
00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:01,512
What does that mean?

944
00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:04,598
Well, that means that your arm
has popped out of the socket.

945
00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:07,393
And we just need
to pop it back in.

946
00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:11,188
I'm going to have you lie down.

947
00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:14,441
- Nice and easy.
- Is this going to hurt?

948
00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:16,819
- Any more than it does now?

949
00:53:16,819 --> 00:53:18,654
Not if you relax.

950
00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:22,533
The key is just to relax
as best as you can.

951
00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:27,579
Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

952
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:33,168
On the count of three.

953
00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:36,338
One, two, three.

954
00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:43,262
- Jesus!

955
00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:49,560
Barton men don't do that.

956
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,769
Do what?

957
00:53:50,769 --> 00:53:52,312
Barton men don't lie.

958
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:54,398
Yeah, well, I had momentum.

959
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:56,483
Mm-hmm.

960
00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:01,989
Hello.

961
00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:04,241
We have this prescription.

962
00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:07,077
Percodan. Okay.

963
00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:08,745
Uh, give me a couple minutes.

964
00:54:08,745 --> 00:54:10,581
Thank you.

965
00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,917
Look, you said, if Woodrup
finds out, you're screwed,

966
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:15,210
so now he won't find out.

967
00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:17,045
What happens
if your parents inquire?

968
00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:18,755
Never gonna happen.

969
00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:19,965
Trust me.

970
00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:25,095
Okay, then.
This all remains entre nous.

971
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:27,097
Got it? You know
what entre nous means?

972
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:29,141
Oui, monsieur.

973
00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:30,726
Now you owe me.

974
00:54:30,726 --> 00:54:32,436
Owe you?

975
00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:34,646
Oh, do not try to leverage me,
Mr. Tully.

976
00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:37,232
All I'm looking for
is a little thank-you

977
00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:39,610
that I did something nice
for you.

978
00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:42,321
That's all.

979
00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:47,326
Think I'll start
with a beer. How about you?

980
00:54:47,326 --> 00:54:49,953
Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Tully.

981
00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:51,788
Get your cheeseburger.

982
00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:54,041
- They've got Miller High Life.
- Mm.

983
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,376
- The champagne of beers.
- Oh.

984
00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,964
Okay, you ready to order? Oh!

985
00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:02,966
Miss Crane.

986
00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,176
As I live and breathe.

987
00:55:04,176 --> 00:55:06,136
What-what...
what are you doing here?

988
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,596
Oh. Hi, guys.

989
00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:09,515
Yeah, I always pick up
a little extra work

990
00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:11,225
over Thanksgiving and Christmas.

991
00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:13,101
Ah.

992
00:55:13,101 --> 00:55:15,687
Well, um, this is Mr. Tully.

993
00:55:15,687 --> 00:55:17,940
Oh, sure. I know you.

994
00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,191
Angus Tully.

995
00:55:19,191 --> 00:55:20,651
We met outside
Dr. Woodrup's office.

996
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:22,694
I was wrongly accused
of blowing up a toilet.

997
00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:25,280
I didn't know about
the wrongly part.

998
00:55:26,532 --> 00:55:28,367
Um, he'll have a cheeseburger.

999
00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:29,451
Okay.

1000
00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:30,661
And a Miller High Life, please.

1001
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:32,663
Uh, no, you will not.

1002
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:34,748
Where do you stand on
Miller High Life, Miss Crane?

1003
00:55:34,748 --> 00:55:38,627
Well, like they say,
it's the champagne of beers.

1004
00:55:38,627 --> 00:55:40,504
- And she's a professional.
Okay.

1005
00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:43,006
MISS CRANE
Okay, one cheeseburger.

1006
00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:45,842
- And a Coke.
Okay.

1007
00:55:45,842 --> 00:55:47,594
I will have a cheeseburger
as well.

1008
00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:49,012
MISS CRANE
Two cheeseburgers.

1009
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:52,558
- And a Jim Beam on the rocks.
- Oh. Okay.

1010
00:55:52,558 --> 00:55:54,017
Please.

1011
00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:56,853
Okay. You got it, guys.

1012
00:55:56,853 --> 00:55:59,189
Thank you.

1013
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:00,857
Hmm.

1014
00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:04,319
Ouch. You two have chemistry.

1015
00:56:04,319 --> 00:56:06,154
Okay.

1016
00:56:06,154 --> 00:56:07,781
That's the Percodan talking.

1017
00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:09,324
I don't know,
seeing her like this,

1018
00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:10,617
I think she's pretty attractive.

1019
00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:13,328
Listen, you hormonal vulgarian,

1020
00:56:13,328 --> 00:56:15,706
that woman deserves
your respect,

1021
00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:19,376
not your erotic speculation.

1022
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:21,295
Well, may I at least
go to the bathroom?

1023
00:56:21,295 --> 00:56:24,089
- Sir?

1024
00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:25,882
You mean the pay phone?

1025
00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:35,100
- Okay.
- Ah.

1026
00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,518
A Coke...

1027
00:56:36,518 --> 00:56:37,936
- and a double Jim.
- Oh.

1028
00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:39,521
I charged you for a single.

1029
00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:40,731
- Thank you.

1030
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:42,774
- Chin-chin.
- Mm-hmm.

1031
00:56:42,774 --> 00:56:45,736
So, how'd you get stuck
holding over?

1032
00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,446
I thought it was
Mr. Endicott's year.

1033
00:56:47,446 --> 00:56:49,406
No, I know.

1034
00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:51,575
Uh, I'm being punished.

1035
00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:53,577
Yeah, Dr. Woodrup is, um...

1036
00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:55,912
A pompous ass
with a dictator complex?

1037
00:56:57,956 --> 00:56:59,499
Oops. Um...

1038
00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:02,085
Uh, what I meant to say was, uh,

1039
00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:04,796
well, he's a lovely
compassionate educator

1040
00:57:04,796 --> 00:57:07,090
- with a really groovy beard.

1041
00:57:07,090 --> 00:57:09,926
Yeah. You know, I've had
a lot of former students

1042
00:57:09,926 --> 00:57:11,762
ascend to positions
of authority.

1043
00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:14,389
He's the only one
I've ever had to report to.

1044
00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:16,224
- He was your student?
- Oh, yes.

1045
00:57:16,224 --> 00:57:17,768
My first year teaching,

1046
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:20,062
and he was an asshole even then.

1047
00:57:22,105 --> 00:57:23,815
Oh.

1048
00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:26,693
Well, listen, if you and Angus
are really all alone up there,

1049
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:28,779
I'm having a little
Christmas Eve party.

1050
00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:31,907
In case, you know,
you guys want to stop by.

1051
00:57:37,245 --> 00:57:38,580
♪ Oh, my sweetness ♪

1052
00:57:39,956 --> 00:57:43,585
♪ Means you'll meet me
in the hallway ♪

1053
00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,673
♪ Twice on the pipe ♪

1054
00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:51,468
♪ Means you ain't gonna show ♪

1055
00:57:53,053 --> 00:57:56,807
♪ If you look out
your window tonight... ♪

1056
00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:00,560
Sorry, kid. Next game's taken.

1057
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:01,978
But I just put a dime down.

1058
00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:04,439
I don't care.
My buddy's up next.

1059
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:05,732
That's not how it works.

1060
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:07,651
That's how it works in here.

1061
00:58:07,651 --> 00:58:09,695
Why don't you go shoot
the other fucking machine?

1062
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:11,905
Because I don't want to shoot
the other fucking machine.

1063
00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:14,825
- I want to use this one.
- Fuck!

1064
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:17,577
Thanks for fucking up my mojo.

1065
00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:19,663
Hey, Kenny, you're up.

1066
00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:20,872
Bullshit.

1067
00:58:20,872 --> 00:58:23,041
I put my dime down. I'm up next.

1068
00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:24,876
What was that?

1069
00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:29,965
Oh.

1070
00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:36,763
Hey, sport, my eyes are up here.

1071
00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:38,640
Look at this fucking kid.

1072
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,767
Spoiled little fucking
Barton boy.

1073
00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:43,186
Yeah, he's a fancy
little prick, isn't he?

1074
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:44,688
You know what?

1075
00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:46,356
You can just take my dime.

1076
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:47,774
You want me to take your dime?

1077
00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:50,360
Like it's, uh...
like it's charity?

1078
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,362
No. What I meant was...

1079
00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:54,281
we could play together.

1080
00:58:54,281 --> 00:58:56,199
Yeah, you could be my left arm.

1081
00:58:56,199 --> 00:58:58,618
The fuck did you just say to me?

1082
00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:01,538
- Hey!
- Mr. Hunham?

1083
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,873
Mm, yes?

1084
00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:04,750
- Mr. Hunham, can we go, please?
- Why?

1085
00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:06,376
Uh, I've just been called
a fancy little prick.

1086
00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:08,378
- Hey! Why'd you run off?
- We should go.

1087
00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:09,796
We were just talking to you.

1088
00:59:09,796 --> 00:59:11,214
Don't they teach you manners
at that school?

1089
00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:12,382
- No, no, no. No, no.
Kenneth!

1090
00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:13,550
Kenneth, leave him alone.

1091
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:15,594
They just came in for some food.

1092
00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:17,304
Kenneth. Kenneth.

1093
00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:18,680
Is that right?

1094
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,057
Uh, I don't doubt he did
something to offend you.

1095
00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:22,684
It's his specialty.

1096
00:59:22,684 --> 00:59:25,187
Now, perhaps I can purchase you
gentlemen something to imbibe

1097
00:59:25,187 --> 00:59:28,815
and we could let whatever
this unfortunate incident is

1098
00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:31,026
go the way of the dodo.

1099
00:59:31,026 --> 00:59:32,569
The what?

1100
00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,613
The dodo. It's an extinct bird.

1101
00:59:34,613 --> 00:59:36,072
What he's trying to say is

1102
00:59:36,072 --> 00:59:38,825
he'd like to buy you guys
a beer.

1103
00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:44,539
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Great.

1104
00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:46,583
Yeah, yeah. I'll have a Miller.

1105
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:49,211
Champagne of beers.

1106
00:59:51,296 --> 00:59:53,924
Why'd you buy those guys beers?
They're assholes.

1107
00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:56,259
That's one way to look at it.

1108
00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:59,179
Hey.

1109
00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:00,972
Catch.

1110
01:00:00,972 --> 01:00:04,226
How many boys do you know
have had their hands blown off?

1111
01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:08,271
Barton boys don't go to Vietnam.

1112
01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:12,359
No, they go to Yale
or Dartmouth or Cornell,

1113
01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:14,986
whether they deserve to or not.

1114
01:00:14,986 --> 01:00:19,032
- Except for Curtis Lamb.
- Except for Curtis Lamb.

1115
01:00:25,330 --> 01:00:27,707
Were you ever in the military?

1116
01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:30,961
Yes. I tried to enlist in '41,
but was rejected.

1117
01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:33,588
I have to get in over there.

1118
01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:36,091
They made me an air raid warden.

1119
01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:38,510
Gave me a whistle
and everything.

1120
01:00:38,510 --> 01:00:41,471
Helmet, armband.

1121
01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:43,974
Yeah.

1122
01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:46,560
Before we get going,
can I be candid with you?

1123
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,728
Mm-hmm.

1124
01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:50,647
You smell.

1125
01:00:55,026 --> 01:00:56,486
Like fish.

1126
01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:58,572
And it's really noticeable
towards the end of the day.

1127
01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:00,657
I can even smell it
on your coat.

1128
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,326
- Mind if I crack the window?

1129
01:01:05,537 --> 01:01:07,497
Trimethylaminuria.

1130
01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:08,665
Huh?

1131
01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:11,376
Trimethylaminuria.

1132
01:01:11,376 --> 01:01:14,421
Means my body can't break down trimethylamine.

1133
01:01:14,421 --> 01:01:15,964
That's the smell.

1134
01:01:15,964 --> 01:01:19,676
And, uh, yes,
more toward the end of the day.

1135
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,011
Wow.

1136
01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:24,097
- Your whole life?
- Mm-hmm.

1137
01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:25,891
No wonder you're afraid
of women.

1138
01:01:25,891 --> 01:01:28,768
I am not afraid of women.

1139
01:01:28,768 --> 01:01:30,020
- Jesus H. Christ.
- Sorry.

1140
01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:31,438
I shouldn't have said anything.

1141
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,024
Dr. Gertler says I don't always

1142
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,734
give consideration
to my audience.

1143
01:01:35,734 --> 01:01:38,695
Ah. And who is Dr. Gertler?

1144
01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:41,281
- My shrink.
- Hmm.

1145
01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:44,701
Has Dr. Gertler ever tried
a good, swift kick in the ass?

1146
01:01:46,411 --> 01:01:48,622
Okay, all right, now your turn.

1147
01:01:48,622 --> 01:01:49,873
- Hmm.
- Go ahead.

1148
01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:51,374
- Tell me something about me.

1149
01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:53,251
- Something negative.
- Something negative about you?

1150
01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:55,253
Sure. Just one thing.

1151
01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:57,714
Just one?

1152
01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:59,716
Why'd you two
miss dinner last night?

1153
01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:04,512
Oh, we went into town on some,
uh, school-related business.

1154
01:02:04,512 --> 01:02:06,431
And you couldn't call?

1155
01:02:06,431 --> 01:02:07,974
Sorry.

1156
01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:11,436
Good morning, everybody.

1157
01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:13,021
- Hi, Danny.
- Good morning.

1158
01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:15,106
You can go on in
and fix yourself a plate.

1159
01:02:15,106 --> 01:02:17,567
Mm, I just saw something funny.

1160
01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:19,778
I walked into the gym,

1161
01:02:19,778 --> 01:02:22,906
and someone had vomited
in there.

1162
01:02:26,034 --> 01:02:28,495
You don't say. I don't know
anything about that.

1163
01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:29,913
Yeah. Me, neither.

1164
01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:32,082
No, uh, I'll look into that
right away.

1165
01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,416
Thank you.

1166
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,794
Mm-hmm. I see how it is.

1167
01:02:46,262 --> 01:02:48,807
You're out your mind.

1168
01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:23,133
I appreciate you pitching in.

1169
01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,635
No, no, I should be
thanking you.

1170
01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:27,929
This is very therapeutic.

1171
01:03:27,929 --> 01:03:29,514
Try it when you're stuck

1172
01:03:29,514 --> 01:03:31,808
serving 300 little shits,
and all they do is complain.

1173
01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:33,727
Then you tell me
how therapeutic it is.

1174
01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:35,311
- Well, fair enough.

1175
01:03:35,311 --> 01:03:37,147
Mary.

1176
01:03:37,981 --> 01:03:39,315
Speaking of.

1177
01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:42,235
Oh, brownies?

1178
01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,903
God, yes. I want all of these.

1179
01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:45,447
Ah-ah. Just take one.

1180
01:03:45,447 --> 01:03:47,365
The rest is for
the Christmas party tonight.

1181
01:03:47,365 --> 01:03:49,284
What Christmas party?
There's a Christmas party?

1182
01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:51,286
Yeah, at Miss Crane's house.

1183
01:03:51,286 --> 01:03:52,954
I'm only going to go
for a little bit.

1184
01:03:52,954 --> 01:03:54,456
Show my face
and say I was there.

1185
01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:57,083
You know, Miss Crane said
she invited you too.

1186
01:03:58,001 --> 01:03:59,502
- I want to go to the party.

1187
01:03:59,502 --> 01:04:02,130
She didn't mean it.
We were just making small talk.

1188
01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:03,923
If you don't want to go,
don't go.

1189
01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:05,550
- I'll take him.

1190
01:04:05,550 --> 01:04:06,843
Mary can take me.

1191
01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:08,845
No, that's not how it works.

1192
01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:10,680
You're under my supervision.

1193
01:04:11,556 --> 01:04:13,850
Okay, maybe it's fine
for you to sit around here

1194
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,727
and read books all day,

1195
01:04:15,727 --> 01:04:17,520
but I'm losing my goddamn mind.

1196
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,105
- Jesus!
Hey!

1197
01:04:19,105 --> 01:04:20,857
Watch your mouth, young man.

1198
01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:22,567
Not on Christmas Eve.

1199
01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:24,110
You see?

1200
01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:26,029
I can't trust him
in a social situation.

1201
01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:27,989
Mr. Hunham,
if you're too chickenshit

1202
01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:30,200
to go to this party,
then just say that.

1203
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,243
But don't fuck it up
for the little asshole. -Mm.

1204
01:04:32,243 --> 01:04:34,954
What's wrong with you?
It's just a party.

1205
01:04:36,122 --> 01:04:38,875
- What are you afraid of?
-  I don't know.

1206
01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:41,377
Shit. Now you got me nervous.

1207
01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:38,518
- Mm.

1208
01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,438
Yeah.

1209
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,002
- Oh, hi.
- Oh, hi.

1210
01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:06,504
- Oh, you made it. Welcome.
-  Yes.

1211
01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:08,631
Hi. Aw.

1212
01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:09,966
I am so glad you're here.

1213
01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:11,217
We're happy to be here.

1214
01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:12,844
Where should I put these?

1215
01:06:12,844 --> 01:06:14,596
Um, oh.

1216
01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:17,473
Those, I'll be putting
on my bedside table.

1217
01:06:17,473 --> 01:06:19,976
Oh! You're a wicked woman.

1218
01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:22,103
- You have no idea.
- Oh!

1219
01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:24,022
Certainly a lot of people here.

1220
01:06:24,022 --> 01:06:25,982
Yeah, yeah.

1221
01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:28,234
Some family, friends from town.

1222
01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:29,777
- Oh.
- Only you guys from work.

1223
01:06:29,777 --> 01:06:31,154
- Ah.
- Yeah.

1224
01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:33,489
- That's my mom on the couch.
Mm-hmm.

1225
01:06:33,489 --> 01:06:36,159
Uh, that's my sister Kathy

1226
01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:38,828
and her son Marvin.

1227
01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:41,372
Oh, and that's my friend Tom.

1228
01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:43,166
He owns the men's clothing store

1229
01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:44,500
- on Bolen Street.
Of course.

1230
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,336
Yeah, and his son.

1231
01:07:09,192 --> 01:07:10,693
Angus.

1232
01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:12,153
This is Angus Tully.

1233
01:07:12,153 --> 01:07:14,072
He's one of our students
at Barton.

1234
01:07:14,072 --> 01:07:16,741
This is my niece Elise.

1235
01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:20,036
"Niece Elise." Nice.

1236
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,996
And this is Mr. Hunham.

1237
01:07:21,996 --> 01:07:23,915
He's one of our finest teachers.

1238
01:07:23,915 --> 01:07:25,166
Oh.
History, right?

1239
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:26,459
Uh, ancient civilizations.

1240
01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:27,877
Ah.

1241
01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:29,254
And this is Mary Lamb.

1242
01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,256
She is the manager
of the cafeteria.

1243
01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:32,548
Cool.
- Hi.

1244
01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:33,883
Hi.

1245
01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,302
Um, hey, why don't you
take Angus

1246
01:07:36,302 --> 01:07:38,304
down into the basement?

1247
01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:39,764
Introduce him
to our family tradition.

1248
01:07:39,764 --> 01:07:41,266
Come on.

1249
01:07:41,266 --> 01:07:44,227
Okay, and, uh, why don't I
get you guys some drinks?

1250
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:46,062
- Uh, Jim Beam for you, right?
- Correct.

1251
01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:47,313
Okay, and what about you, Mary?

1252
01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:49,607
- Uh, I'll take a whiskey.
- Okay.

1253
01:07:51,234 --> 01:07:53,194
♪ He's the jolly little fellow
called Santa Claus ♪

1254
01:07:53,194 --> 01:07:55,613
♪ Who'll be around
on Christmas Eve night ♪

1255
01:07:55,613 --> 01:07:58,449
♪ He's a chubby little fellow
with a long white beard ♪

1256
01:07:58,449 --> 01:08:00,451
♪ And he comes
from far away... ♪

1257
01:08:00,451 --> 01:08:02,412
This is what
you wanted to show me?

1258
01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:06,124
I grew up playing down here
during my aunt's parties.

1259
01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:08,084
I think it's kind of cool.

1260
01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:10,295
There's a purity to it.

1261
01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:14,632
I mean, every child
is an artist.

1262
01:08:14,632 --> 01:08:18,761
The problem is remaining
an artist when we grow up.

1263
01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:20,596
Picasso said that.

1264
01:08:20,596 --> 01:08:22,265
Picasso's cool.

1265
01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:23,933
Yeah, I saw Guernica once.

1266
01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:25,768
- You know, the-the big mural?
- Yeah.

1267
01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:27,645
- With the horse?

1268
01:08:27,645 --> 01:08:29,856
Yeah, I know Guernica.
You really saw it?

1269
01:08:29,856 --> 01:08:33,443
Yeah. At The Museum
of Modern Art in New York.

1270
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:35,570
It's huge.

1271
01:08:35,570 --> 01:08:37,780
My dad took me.

1272
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,782
♪ Merry Christmas ♪

1273
01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:46,956
- ♪ To each one of you ♪
- ♪ To all of you ♪

1274
01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:50,043
- ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
- ♪ Mm ♪

1275
01:08:50,043 --> 01:08:55,882
♪ Silent night ♪

1276
01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:59,886
♪ Holy night... ♪

1277
01:08:59,886 --> 01:09:02,138
There you go.

1278
01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:05,016
Hey, how you doing, hmm?

1279
01:09:05,016 --> 01:09:07,352
- I'm doing all right.
- Okay.

1280
01:09:08,561 --> 01:09:10,646
They put me
in charge of the music.

1281
01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:12,648
Who put you in charge
of the music?

1282
01:09:12,648 --> 01:09:13,649
I did.

1283
01:09:13,649 --> 01:09:15,485
- You so crazy.

1284
01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:17,528
Oh. I got you something.

1285
01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:20,156
- No, Danny.
- Yeah, go ahead.

1286
01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:21,741
Mm-mm.
You didn't have to do all this.

1287
01:09:21,741 --> 01:09:24,952
I don't have to do anything
but pay taxes and die.

1288
01:09:24,952 --> 01:09:27,038
I wanted to. Here.

1289
01:09:27,038 --> 01:09:32,794
♪ Holy infant
so tender and mild... ♪

1290
01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:36,255
This is lovely.

1291
01:09:36,255 --> 01:09:37,673
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1292
01:09:37,673 --> 01:09:39,342
But, Danny,
I didn't get you anything.

1293
01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:40,510
Yes, you did.

1294
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,679
You got me that beautiful smile.

1295
01:09:45,264 --> 01:09:47,100
- There it is.

1296
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,685
There it is.

1297
01:09:49,685 --> 01:09:53,189
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1298
01:09:55,316 --> 01:09:56,651
Am I doing this right?

1299
01:09:56,651 --> 01:09:58,694
There's no right or wrong.

1300
01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:03,074
♪ I wish my mom would marry
Santa Claus ♪

1301
01:10:03,074 --> 01:10:06,911
♪ Then I know
he would always stay ♪

1302
01:10:06,911 --> 01:10:11,457
♪ And we could always play
with the toys... ♪

1303
01:10:11,457 --> 01:10:13,835
Are you trying to look
down my shirt?

1304
01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:16,712
No.

1305
01:10:16,712 --> 01:10:18,714
Yes.

1306
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:23,886
You know, I'm not gonna do this

1307
01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:25,555
if you're not gonna
take it seriously.

1308
01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,723
I am taking it seriously.

1309
01:10:27,723 --> 01:10:29,976
As seriously as one can take
finger painting.

1310
01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:31,477
You're not.

1311
01:10:31,477 --> 01:10:35,481
You missed this whole area
right here.

1312
01:10:37,358 --> 01:10:40,736
♪ And it would always be ♪

1313
01:10:40,736 --> 01:10:44,991
♪ Like Christmas
every day for me. ♪

1314
01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:02,592
Oh.

1315
01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:04,469
- Well...
- Mistletoe.

1316
01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:07,096
Oh, yes, of course,
that's-that's why. Right.

1317
01:11:07,096 --> 01:11:09,182
- Ah.

1318
01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:10,433
You know, it's interesting.

1319
01:11:10,433 --> 01:11:13,227
Aeneas, uh, carried mistletoe
with him

1320
01:11:13,227 --> 01:11:15,104
when he descended
into Hades, uh,

1321
01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:16,856
in search of his father.

1322
01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:18,816
Oh. Huh.

1323
01:11:19,650 --> 01:11:22,195
Anyway, uh, I like your tree.

1324
01:11:22,195 --> 01:11:23,863
It's very space-age.

1325
01:11:23,863 --> 01:11:26,949
Oh! I bought it to commemorate
the moon landing.

1326
01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:29,285
- Really? Oh. Oh.
- Yeah.

1327
01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:34,957
So, where's your family
this Christmas?

1328
01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:36,584
Nowhere. I'm an only child.

1329
01:11:36,584 --> 01:11:38,544
Uh, my mother died
when I was young.

1330
01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:39,712
Oh.

1331
01:11:39,712 --> 01:11:41,172
And your father?

1332
01:11:42,548 --> 01:11:44,926
Let's just say I left home
when I was 15.

1333
01:11:44,926 --> 01:11:46,427
- You ran away?
- Worse.

1334
01:11:46,427 --> 01:11:48,804
- I got a scholarship to Barton.
- Oh.

1335
01:11:48,804 --> 01:11:52,683
And from there, I went to
college and never looked back.

1336
01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:55,269
- Oh, but you did a little.
- Hmm?

1337
01:11:55,269 --> 01:11:57,313
I mean, you came back here.

1338
01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:59,398
Ah.

1339
01:11:59,398 --> 01:12:01,984
Feels kind of like home. Yes.

1340
01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:04,820
And I guess I thought
I could make a difference.

1341
01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:07,990
I mean, I used to think I could
prepare them for the world

1342
01:12:07,990 --> 01:12:09,450
- even a little.
- Mm-hmm.

1343
01:12:09,450 --> 01:12:10,826
Provide standards and grounding

1344
01:12:10,826 --> 01:12:12,787
like Dr. Greene always
drilled into us.

1345
01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:15,248
But, uh, the world doesn't
make sense anymore.

1346
01:12:15,248 --> 01:12:18,376
I mean, it's on fire.

1347
01:12:18,376 --> 01:12:20,503
The rich don't give a shit.

1348
01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,505
Poor kids are cannon fodder.

1349
01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:24,632
Integrity is a punch line.

1350
01:12:24,632 --> 01:12:27,260
Trust is just a name on a bank.

1351
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,596
Well...

1352
01:12:30,596 --> 01:12:33,182
look, if that's all true,

1353
01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:37,353
then now is when they most need
someone like you.

1354
01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:50,741
Danny, did you know that
Curtis used to love Artie Shaw?

1355
01:12:50,741 --> 01:12:53,035
You know,
we used to dance to this.

1356
01:12:54,453 --> 01:12:57,582
What teenage kid you know
listens to Artie Shaw?

1357
01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:00,960
You're killing me.

1358
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,336
Can't you play something
a little hipper?

1359
01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:04,213
Don't touch that goddamn record.

1360
01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:06,424
Hey, wait. Hey, M-Mary,
come on, just sit down.

1361
01:13:06,424 --> 01:13:07,883
Oh, I'm okay.
All right.

1362
01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:10,303
- No, Danny, I'm okay.
- I-I know. Please.

1363
01:13:10,303 --> 01:13:13,306
- Okay, but I said I'm okay.
- Okay.

1364
01:13:13,306 --> 01:13:16,058
♪ And I'll be fine
in the summer ♪

1365
01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:19,312
♪ But then I gotta have you
to cuddle up to ♪

1366
01:13:19,312 --> 01:13:21,772
♪ When winter comes. ♪

1367
01:13:38,539 --> 01:13:40,833
Go get me another drink.

1368
01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:44,253
So, are you planning
anything special for tomorrow?

1369
01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:46,589
No. Why? Are you having, um...

1370
01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:48,633
Oh, no, no. I just...

1371
01:13:48,633 --> 01:13:51,427
I thought maybe you were doing
something special for Angus.

1372
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:52,970
Oh.

1373
01:13:54,472 --> 01:13:56,641
- You should.
- Oh.

1374
01:13:56,641 --> 01:13:58,934
Help preserve some of the magic.

1375
01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:02,271
I mean, he may be a little
difficult, but he's still...

1376
01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:04,273
- he's just a kid.
- Yeah.

1377
01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:08,444
Life catches up to them so fast.

1378
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:10,738
Them. Ha.

1379
01:14:11,947 --> 01:14:14,116
- Us.
- Mm-hmm.

1380
01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:19,914
You're a very sweet person,
Miss Crane.

1381
01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:22,416
Aw.

1382
01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:24,585
- So are you.

1383
01:14:24,585 --> 01:14:26,337
- When you want to be.
- Mm.

1384
01:14:26,337 --> 01:14:27,922
And it's Lydia.

1385
01:14:27,922 --> 01:14:29,965
Lydia.

1386
01:14:34,345 --> 01:14:36,389
- Excuse me for a minute.
- Mm.

1387
01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:38,641
Hi.

1388
01:14:41,519 --> 01:14:43,729
♪ There'll be
much mistletoeing ♪

1389
01:14:43,729 --> 01:14:45,690
♪ And hearts will be glowing ♪

1390
01:14:45,690 --> 01:14:48,818
♪ When loved ones are near ♪

1391
01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:52,321
♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪

1392
01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:55,574
♪ Of the year... ♪

1393
01:14:58,202 --> 01:15:00,955
Mr. Hunham? Mr. Hunham,
could you come with me, please?

1394
01:15:00,955 --> 01:15:02,707
Yeah. What is it?

1395
01:15:02,707 --> 01:15:04,959
Come on. I'm serious.

1396
01:15:08,045 --> 01:15:10,005
- Come on.
- Yes.

1397
01:15:10,005 --> 01:15:12,091
♪ There'll be scary
ghost stories ♪

1398
01:15:12,091 --> 01:15:14,635
- ♪ And tales of the glories ♪

1399
01:15:14,635 --> 01:15:17,847
♪ Of Christmases
long, long ago... ♪

1400
01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:20,266
Mary?

1401
01:15:20,266 --> 01:15:22,226
You all right?

1402
01:15:22,226 --> 01:15:24,645
Just leave me alone.

1403
01:15:25,646 --> 01:15:27,440
You want me to take you home?

1404
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:30,443
Back off! Back off.

1405
01:15:30,443 --> 01:15:32,445
♪ There'll be
much mistletoeing ♪

1406
01:15:32,445 --> 01:15:34,655
♪ And hearts
will be glowing... ♪

1407
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:47,209
He's gone.

1408
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:58,888
I was right.

1409
01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:00,556
This is why I hate parties.

1410
01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:02,558
That was a disaster.
Total disaster.

1411
01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:04,685
Speak for yourself.
I was having fun.

1412
01:16:04,685 --> 01:16:06,145
Let's take Mary home,

1413
01:16:06,145 --> 01:16:07,438
make sure she's okay,
and we'll come back.

1414
01:16:07,438 --> 01:16:09,190
- Out of the question.
- Come on.

1415
01:16:09,190 --> 01:16:10,733
Would you give me a break?

1416
01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:12,401
I was hitting it off with Elise.

1417
01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:13,652
Oh. (chuckles) The niece?

1418
01:16:13,652 --> 01:16:14,862
Are you kidding me?

1419
01:16:14,862 --> 01:16:16,322
This poor woman is bereft,

1420
01:16:16,322 --> 01:16:18,240
and all you can think about
is some silly girl.

1421
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,242
Unbelievable. -I don't need
you feeling sorry for me.

1422
01:16:20,242 --> 01:16:23,621
See? I'm just saying,
this was the first good thing

1423
01:16:23,621 --> 01:16:26,207
that came with being
in this prison with you.

1424
01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:27,917
Need I remind you

1425
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:30,169
that it is not my fault
that you are stuck here?

1426
01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:32,296
Do you think I want
to be babysitting you?

1427
01:16:32,296 --> 01:16:35,883
Oh, no, no, I was praying to
the god I don't even believe in

1428
01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:37,593
that your mother
would pick up the phone

1429
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:41,263
or your father would arrive
in a helicopter or a submarine

1430
01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:43,599
or a flying fucking saucer
to take you...

1431
01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:45,893
My father's dead.

1432
01:16:45,893 --> 01:16:47,603
I thought your father...

1433
01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:50,773
That's just some rich guy
my mom married.

1434
01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:53,150
Give me your keys.

1435
01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:55,069
It's unlocked.

1436
01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:04,453
You don't tell a boy that's
been left behind at Christmas

1437
01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:06,622
that you're aching
to cut him loose.

1438
01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:08,707
That nobody wants him.

1439
01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:11,418
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1440
01:17:11,418 --> 01:17:14,046
Let's go. I'm cold.

1441
01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:30,729
♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪

1442
01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:35,651
♪ How still we see thee lie ♪

1443
01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:42,032
♪ Above thy deep
and dreamless sleep ♪

1444
01:17:42,032 --> 01:17:47,788
♪ The silent stars go by ♪

1445
01:17:47,788 --> 01:17:53,335
♪ Yet in thy dark streets
shineth ♪

1446
01:17:53,335 --> 01:17:56,797
♪ The everlasting light... ♪

1447
01:17:58,757 --> 01:18:00,634
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1448
01:18:00,634 --> 01:18:02,261
What can I do for you, chief?

1449
01:18:02,261 --> 01:18:03,596
I'm looking for a tree.

1450
01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:05,055
Well, you came
to the right place.

1451
01:18:05,055 --> 01:18:08,183
Big fire sale on all
remaining inventory.

1452
01:18:10,686 --> 01:18:12,688
Mr. Tully.

1453
01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:15,774
Mr. Tully?

1454
01:18:17,484 --> 01:18:19,361
Mr. Tully.

1455
01:18:21,322 --> 01:18:23,616
Uh, Angus Tully!

1456
01:18:29,914 --> 01:18:31,874
- Good morning.
- Merry Christmas.

1457
01:18:31,874 --> 01:18:33,751
Yeah.
Merry Christmas, of course.

1458
01:18:33,751 --> 01:18:35,419
How are you?

1459
01:18:35,419 --> 01:18:37,838
Well, I've got a case
of the cocktail flu.

1460
01:18:37,838 --> 01:18:40,299
- Yeah. Have you seen the boy?
- Mm-mm.

1461
01:18:40,299 --> 01:18:43,093
Goddammit,
where the hell can he be?

1462
01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:46,722
Angus!

1463
01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:50,476
Mr. Tully?

1464
01:19:09,662 --> 01:19:12,581
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1465
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,416
Where the hell have you been?

1466
01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:16,919
I don't know. Just here.

1467
01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:19,129
Come on.
I have something to show you.

1468
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,929
No ornaments?

1469
01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:33,394
Oh, I'm sure we can round up
some ornaments somewhere.

1470
01:19:33,394 --> 01:19:36,188
Uh, now...

1471
01:19:36,188 --> 01:19:39,024
this is for you.

1472
01:19:50,119 --> 01:19:53,247
Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.

1473
01:19:53,247 --> 01:19:55,499
For my money, it's like
the Bible, the Koran

1474
01:19:55,499 --> 01:19:58,293
and the Bhagavad Gita
all rolled up into one.

1475
01:19:58,293 --> 01:20:01,130
And the best part is
not one mention of God.

1476
01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:03,465
- Hmm.
Okay.

1477
01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:05,300
Thanks.

1478
01:20:06,427 --> 01:20:09,221
And Mary.

1479
01:20:09,221 --> 01:20:11,140
This is for you.

1480
01:20:12,433 --> 01:20:14,143
Hmm.

1481
01:20:21,358 --> 01:20:23,569
So you just get this
for everybody?

1482
01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:25,654
And...

1483
01:20:25,654 --> 01:20:27,322
- Mm-hmm.

1484
01:20:27,322 --> 01:20:29,575
- Now, how'd you guess?
- How indeed?

1485
01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:32,828
Oh, and...

1486
01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:35,205
this came in the mail for you.

1487
01:21:06,779 --> 01:21:08,864
Thank you, Mary.

1488
01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,866
That was just lovely.

1489
01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:12,076
Oh.

1490
01:21:12,076 --> 01:21:14,119
Is that an actual compliment?

1491
01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:16,997
- Oh, come on.

1492
01:21:16,997 --> 01:21:19,208
You know,
I don't think I've ever had

1493
01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:22,461
a real family Christmas
like this before.

1494
01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:25,047
Christmas dinner,
I mean family-style.

1495
01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:27,883
Out of the oven
and all the trimmings.

1496
01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:30,594
My mom always just orders in
from Delmonico's.

1497
01:21:32,012 --> 01:21:34,139
Well, she's got the right idea.

1498
01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:37,226
Next year I'm ordering in
from Delmonico's.

1499
01:21:38,852 --> 01:21:42,523
Anyway, thank you, Mary.

1500
01:21:42,523 --> 01:21:44,233
You're welcome.

1501
01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:46,235
I'd like to propose a toast.

1502
01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:51,031
To my two unlikely companions
on this snowy island

1503
01:21:51,031 --> 01:21:56,120
and to our absent friends
and family.

1504
01:21:57,704 --> 01:22:01,750
And I realize that none of us
is here because he wants to be.

1505
01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:05,045
So if there's any way
that I could make the holidays

1506
01:22:05,045 --> 01:22:07,798
a little cheerier
for either one of you,

1507
01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:10,592
just say the word.

1508
01:22:11,552 --> 01:22:13,971
Okay.

1509
01:22:13,971 --> 01:22:15,848
I want to go to Boston.

1510
01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:17,599
Boston? Why?

1511
01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:19,226
Why not?

1512
01:22:19,226 --> 01:22:21,937
I want a real Christmas.
I want to go ice-skating.

1513
01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:23,397
I want to see
a real Christmas tree

1514
01:22:23,397 --> 01:22:24,982
with real ornaments,
not that stupid thing.

1515
01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:27,109
- You said it was nice.
It is nice.

1516
01:22:27,109 --> 01:22:29,069
Come on, let's get out of here.

1517
01:22:29,069 --> 01:22:30,696
I want a real holiday.

1518
01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:33,073
We're not going to Boston.
It's out of the question.

1519
01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:34,700
You told the boy "anything,"

1520
01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:36,076
so take the kid to Boston.

1521
01:22:36,076 --> 01:22:38,120
Mary, we're not allowed
to leave campus

1522
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:40,622
or the immediate environs.

1523
01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:55,596
I suppose we could call it
a field trip.

1524
01:22:56,471 --> 01:22:58,348
Uh, field trips would fall
under the ambit

1525
01:22:58,348 --> 01:23:00,976
of additional academic pursuits.

1526
01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:02,477
There's even a fund set aside

1527
01:23:02,477 --> 01:23:05,355
for additional
academic pursuits.

1528
01:23:05,355 --> 01:23:07,399
Mm-hmm.

1529
01:23:08,901 --> 01:23:11,361
I'll go pack.

1530
01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:15,032
I'm gonna need you
to take me to Roxbury.

1531
01:23:15,032 --> 01:23:17,618
Mm-hmm. All right.

1532
01:23:41,141 --> 01:23:44,228
- ♪ ♪

1533
01:24:13,382 --> 01:24:16,385
Here we are.
Hmm.

1534
01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:19,763
Boy, that's an awful lot
of stairs.

1535
01:24:19,763 --> 01:24:23,100
- Probably icy too.
- Mm.

1536
01:24:24,559 --> 01:24:26,061
Mr. Tully.

1537
01:24:26,853 --> 01:24:28,313
Right. Um...

1538
01:24:28,313 --> 01:24:30,732
Mary, can I help you
with your bags?

1539
01:24:30,732 --> 01:24:32,651
Yes, please.

1540
01:24:41,285 --> 01:24:42,703
Hmm.

1541
01:24:42,703 --> 01:24:44,413
Mm.

1542
01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:47,416
Hey, be careful with the box.

1543
01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:49,418
Yeah.

1544
01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:52,129
You know, you're more than
welcome to a room at the hotel.

1545
01:24:52,129 --> 01:24:53,672
We've got the money.

1546
01:24:53,672 --> 01:24:55,299
Are you out of your mind?

1547
01:24:55,299 --> 01:24:57,801
I need a break from you two
and all your damn bickering.

1548
01:24:57,801 --> 01:25:00,721
Besides, I'm looking forward
to visiting my little sister.

1549
01:25:00,721 --> 01:25:02,055
She's pregnant.

1550
01:25:02,055 --> 01:25:03,598
Oh, that's wonderful.

1551
01:25:03,598 --> 01:25:04,808
- Yeah.
- Oh.

1552
01:25:06,601 --> 01:25:08,937
- Mr. Hunham. Mr. Hunham.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

1553
01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:10,272
My hands sweat.

1554
01:25:10,272 --> 01:25:12,107
It's hyperhidrosis. Sorry.

1555
01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:13,650
- Oh.
Hey, Mary!

1556
01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:18,113
One more flight up.

1557
01:25:18,905 --> 01:25:20,574
One more flight up.

1558
01:25:20,574 --> 01:25:21,700
Yep.

1559
01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:23,452
So, you two are
going to be all right?

1560
01:25:23,452 --> 01:25:25,162
Yes, the little monster
will be well under control.

1561
01:25:25,162 --> 01:25:27,456
Mary!
- Oh.

1562
01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,292
Hi!

1563
01:25:32,961 --> 01:25:35,213
- Bye.
- Bye.

1564
01:25:39,634 --> 01:25:40,927
Bye, Mary.

1565
01:25:40,927 --> 01:25:42,262
Uh-uh. Where are you going?

1566
01:25:42,262 --> 01:25:43,805
- I was...
- You're not done yet.

1567
01:25:43,805 --> 01:25:45,807
You have to help me up there.

1568
01:25:45,807 --> 01:25:48,352
- Yeah, sure thing.
- Come on.

1569
01:27:48,180 --> 01:27:50,015
Hmm.

1570
01:27:53,935 --> 01:27:56,605
Hey there, handsome.
You got a cigarette?

1571
01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:59,983
Nope. Sorry, I smoke a pipe.

1572
01:28:01,526 --> 01:28:03,945
How about a date, then?
You want a date?

1573
01:28:06,239 --> 01:28:07,407
No, thank you.

1574
01:28:07,407 --> 01:28:08,992
- Oh, come on.
- Mm-mm-mm.

1575
01:28:08,992 --> 01:28:10,869
Let's go somewhere warm.

1576
01:28:10,869 --> 01:28:12,537
Go ahead.

1577
01:28:12,537 --> 01:28:14,789
- I can wait here.
See?

1578
01:28:14,789 --> 01:28:17,709
He can wait here,
read some books.

1579
01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:20,712
He doesn't mind if daddy gets
a little candy cane.

1580
01:28:20,712 --> 01:28:24,341
Thank you, but I never really
liked candy canes.

1581
01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:26,593
Plus, I'm prediabetic.

1582
01:28:33,975 --> 01:28:36,478
You know, if you do want
a little candy cane,

1583
01:28:36,478 --> 01:28:38,647
I won't tell anyone.

1584
01:28:38,647 --> 01:28:42,442
Mr. Tully, for most people,
sex is 99% friction

1585
01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:44,277
and one percent goodwill.

1586
01:28:44,277 --> 01:28:45,737
Call me old-fashioned,

1587
01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:47,989
but I place value
on physical intimacy.

1588
01:28:47,989 --> 01:28:50,158
So should you.

1589
01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:52,035
You've never had sex, have you?

1590
01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:55,789
Believe it or not, Mr. Tully,
there was a time

1591
01:28:55,789 --> 01:28:58,124
when the fire in my loins
burned white hot.

1592
01:28:58,124 --> 01:28:59,501
You're full of shit.

1593
01:28:59,501 --> 01:29:02,379
No, the details
would curl your toes.

1594
01:29:02,379 --> 01:29:04,256
Okay, we're finally getting
to the good stuff.

1595
01:29:04,256 --> 01:29:05,674
Let's hear.

1596
01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:08,051
Maybe when you're eighteen.

1597
01:29:08,051 --> 01:29:10,679
Curl your toes!

1598
01:29:21,481 --> 01:29:23,066
Are we almost done?

1599
01:29:23,066 --> 01:29:25,402
What's your hurry?
I thought you liked antiquity.

1600
01:29:25,402 --> 01:29:26,903
In class, maybe,

1601
01:29:26,903 --> 01:29:29,197
but I never think about it
unless I need to.

1602
01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:32,367
Ah. Ah, well, here.

1603
01:29:32,367 --> 01:29:34,869
What do you see?

1604
01:29:34,869 --> 01:29:37,330
I don't know.
A bunch of pottery.

1605
01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:40,542
Mm. Look at that one.

1606
01:29:48,258 --> 01:29:49,843
- Candy cane.
-  Yes.

1607
01:29:49,843 --> 01:29:53,763
There's nothing new
in human experience, Mr. Tully.

1608
01:29:53,763 --> 01:29:56,474
Each generation thinks
it invented debauchery

1609
01:29:56,474 --> 01:29:58,518
or suffering or rebellion,

1610
01:29:58,518 --> 01:30:01,479
but man's every impulse
and appetite

1611
01:30:01,479 --> 01:30:03,732
from the disgusting
to the sublime

1612
01:30:03,732 --> 01:30:07,819
is on display right here
all around you.

1613
01:30:07,819 --> 01:30:09,696
So, before you dismiss something

1614
01:30:09,696 --> 01:30:11,573
as boring or irrelevant, remember,

1615
01:30:11,573 --> 01:30:15,201
if you truly want to understand
the present or yourself,

1616
01:30:15,201 --> 01:30:17,996
you must begin in the past.

1617
01:30:17,996 --> 01:30:20,832
You see, history is not simply
the study of the past.

1618
01:30:20,832 --> 01:30:24,044
It is an explanation
of the present.

1619
01:30:26,129 --> 01:30:29,633
See, when you say it that way
and throw in some pornography,

1620
01:30:29,633 --> 01:30:31,635
it's a lot easier to understand.

1621
01:30:31,635 --> 01:30:33,428
Okay.

1622
01:30:33,428 --> 01:30:36,973
You should try doing more of
that in class and less yelling.

1623
01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:39,100
You know, most of the kids
dislike you.

1624
01:30:39,100 --> 01:30:40,977
Pretty much hate you.

1625
01:30:40,977 --> 01:30:43,104
Teachers too.

1626
01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:44,773
You know that, right?

1627
01:30:55,158 --> 01:31:00,163
♪ I listen to the wind,
to the wind of my soul ♪

1628
01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:08,797
♪ Where I'll end up, well,
I think only God really knows ♪

1629
01:31:12,509 --> 01:31:16,513
♪ I've sat upon
the setting sun ♪

1630
01:31:16,513 --> 01:31:21,309
♪ But never, never,
never, never ♪

1631
01:31:21,309 --> 01:31:25,313
♪ I never wanted water once ♪

1632
01:31:25,313 --> 01:31:28,858
♪ No, never, never, never ♪

1633
01:31:32,570 --> 01:31:36,574
♪ I never wanted water once ♪

1634
01:31:36,574 --> 01:31:39,911
♪ No, never, never, never. ♪

1635
01:31:46,376 --> 01:31:48,920
Paul Hunham! Is that you?

1636
01:31:51,131 --> 01:31:52,674
It's Hugh.

1637
01:31:52,674 --> 01:31:55,343
Hugh Cavanaugh.

1638
01:31:55,343 --> 01:31:58,054
Ah, yes. Of course.

1639
01:31:58,054 --> 01:31:59,889
Wow. Hugh Cavanaugh.

1640
01:31:59,889 --> 01:32:01,349
Wow.

1641
01:32:01,349 --> 01:32:03,435
Oh, how are you, Hugh?

1642
01:32:03,435 --> 01:32:06,646
Oh, God, what's it been,
30 years? Um...

1643
01:32:06,646 --> 01:32:08,898
Um, this-this is, uh...
this is my wife Karen.

1644
01:32:08,898 --> 01:32:11,818
Honey, this is Paul Hunham.

1645
01:32:11,818 --> 01:32:13,737
- We went to Harvard together.
- Hi, Paul.

1646
01:32:13,737 --> 01:32:16,489
Yes, we did. Yes, we did.

1647
01:32:16,489 --> 01:32:17,949
Uh, wow.

1648
01:32:17,949 --> 01:32:19,659
Uh, what have you
been up to, Hugh?

1649
01:32:19,659 --> 01:32:21,703
- Uh, still in the area?
Oh, yes. Yes.

1650
01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:23,663
I-I'm still in Boston. Cambridge.

1651
01:32:23,663 --> 01:32:25,248
- Harvard.
- Well...

1652
01:32:25,248 --> 01:32:26,666
He just got tenure. Statistics.

1653
01:32:26,666 --> 01:32:28,793
- Oh, Karen.
- He won't blow his own horn.

1654
01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:30,879
- I have to blow it for him.
- Okay. Well, uh,

1655
01:32:30,879 --> 01:32:32,255
what about you, Paul?

1656
01:32:32,255 --> 01:32:34,215
Oh, still teaching.
We have that in common.

1657
01:32:34,215 --> 01:32:35,800
Uh, history, ancient history.

1658
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:37,135
- That's great.
Yes.

1659
01:32:37,135 --> 01:32:38,386
That's great. Where?

1660
01:32:38,386 --> 01:32:40,889
Oh, um, abroad, mostly.

1661
01:32:40,889 --> 01:32:43,600
On fellowships,
privately funded fellowships.

1662
01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:45,518
Universities
and private academies.

1663
01:32:45,518 --> 01:32:47,395
Mostly fellowships, you know.

1664
01:32:47,395 --> 01:32:49,898
I'm currently posted
in, um, Antwerp.

1665
01:32:49,898 --> 01:32:52,567
Uh, just back here
for the holidays.

1666
01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:54,569
Ah. So, uh, is this your son?

1667
01:32:54,569 --> 01:32:57,697
- Well, um...
- I'm his nephew, Leonard.

1668
01:32:57,697 --> 01:32:59,532
Nice to meet you, Leonard.

1669
01:32:59,532 --> 01:33:01,117
And he's writing a book
right now.

1670
01:33:01,117 --> 01:33:02,827
Um, tell him about your book,
Uncle Paul.

1671
01:33:02,827 --> 01:33:04,621
My book.

1672
01:33:04,621 --> 01:33:06,289
It's not a book, really.

1673
01:33:06,289 --> 01:33:07,749
Uh, more of a monograph.

1674
01:33:07,749 --> 01:33:09,876
- It's nothing special.
- Don't be so modest.

1675
01:33:09,876 --> 01:33:12,504
It's about, uh, cameras, right?
Ancient cameras?

1676
01:33:12,504 --> 01:33:14,088
- Oh.
Yes.

1677
01:33:14,088 --> 01:33:16,841
No, what he means, of course,
is the camera obscura.

1678
01:33:16,841 --> 01:33:19,260
You know, the optical
and astronomical tool

1679
01:33:19,260 --> 01:33:22,347
that dates back to the time
of, um, Anaxagoras.

1680
01:33:22,347 --> 01:33:23,932
Tell him the title, Uncle Paul.

1681
01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:25,558
He's not interested, Leonard.

1682
01:33:25,558 --> 01:33:27,936
Sure, I am.

1683
01:33:29,604 --> 01:33:34,359
Light and Magic
in the Ancient World.

1684
01:33:36,486 --> 01:33:38,947
Okay, well, um...

1685
01:33:38,947 --> 01:33:41,908
Paul, I'm just so glad
you landed on your feet.

1686
01:33:42,659 --> 01:33:44,244
You look swell.

1687
01:33:44,244 --> 01:33:46,120
You too. So swell.

1688
01:33:47,372 --> 01:33:49,833
And, uh, we'll keep an eye out
for your book.

1689
01:33:49,833 --> 01:33:51,167
- Won't we, honey?
- Yeah.

1690
01:33:51,167 --> 01:33:52,752
- Merry Christmas, Paul.
- Merry Christmas.

1691
01:33:52,752 --> 01:33:55,004
- Bye, Leonard.
- Merry Christmas.

1692
01:33:57,298 --> 01:33:59,133
What the fuck just happened?

1693
01:33:59,133 --> 01:34:02,178
I thought Barton men don't lie.

1694
01:34:02,178 --> 01:34:03,972
Don't get me wrong,
that was fun,

1695
01:34:03,972 --> 01:34:05,640
but you just lied
through your teeth.

1696
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:07,475
What I say during
a private conversation

1697
01:34:07,475 --> 01:34:09,310
is none of your
goddamn business.

1698
01:34:09,310 --> 01:34:10,854
You are not to judge me.

1699
01:34:10,854 --> 01:34:12,647
It wasn't
a private conversation.

1700
01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:14,065
- The wife and I were there.

1701
01:34:14,065 --> 01:34:15,733
- And I helped you.

1702
01:34:15,733 --> 01:34:17,610
Why did he ask
if you landed on your feet?

1703
01:34:17,610 --> 01:34:19,153
What is this, Nuremberg?

1704
01:34:19,153 --> 01:34:20,822
- Jesus.
- You're the hard-ass

1705
01:34:20,822 --> 01:34:22,323
constantly telling everybody
not to lie

1706
01:34:22,323 --> 01:34:24,993
and going on and on
about the honor code.

1707
01:34:26,327 --> 01:34:28,621
There was an incident
when I was at Harvard

1708
01:34:28,621 --> 01:34:31,040
with my roommate.

1709
01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:32,834
And?

1710
01:34:32,834 --> 01:34:35,420
He accused me of copying
from his senior thesis.

1711
01:34:35,420 --> 01:34:36,671
Plagiarizing.

1712
01:34:36,671 --> 01:34:37,964
Ah.

1713
01:34:37,964 --> 01:34:41,676
- Well, did you?
- No, he stole from me.

1714
01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:43,428
But that blue-blooded prick's
family

1715
01:34:43,428 --> 01:34:45,138
had allies on the faculty.

1716
01:34:45,138 --> 01:34:47,223
I mean, their last name is on
a library, for Christ's sake.

1717
01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:50,643
So he accused me in order
to sanitize his treachery

1718
01:34:50,643 --> 01:34:53,855
and, uh, they threw me out.

1719
01:34:53,855 --> 01:34:56,107
Wait, so you got kicked out
of Harvard for cheating?

1720
01:34:56,107 --> 01:34:58,401
No, I got kicked out of Harvard
for hitting him.

1721
01:34:58,401 --> 01:34:59,777
- You hit him?

1722
01:34:59,777 --> 01:35:00,987
What, like punched him out?

1723
01:35:00,987 --> 01:35:03,281
No, I hit him with a car. Ah.

1724
01:35:03,281 --> 01:35:06,200
You got kicked out of Harvard
for hitting a guy with a car?

1725
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:07,660
By accident.

1726
01:35:07,660 --> 01:35:09,871
Pint of Jim Beam, please.

1727
01:35:09,871 --> 01:35:12,916
But he broke three ribs,
which was technically his fault

1728
01:35:12,916 --> 01:35:14,667
because he shouldn't have been
in the road.

1729
01:35:14,667 --> 01:35:16,210
Two dollars, please.

1730
01:35:16,210 --> 01:35:18,421
- Also, he shat himself.

1731
01:35:18,421 --> 01:35:20,298
Which was the greater indignity.

1732
01:35:22,884 --> 01:35:24,385
Here you go, killer.

1733
01:35:27,180 --> 01:35:29,682
So Mr. Hunham
never even graduated college?

1734
01:35:29,682 --> 01:35:31,225
Mm.
- Holy shit.

1735
01:35:31,225 --> 01:35:33,269
You didn't finish up
somewhere else? Who else knows?

1736
01:35:33,269 --> 01:35:35,229
Well, Dr. Greene knew.

1737
01:35:35,229 --> 01:35:37,398
Only Dr. Greene.

1738
01:35:37,398 --> 01:35:40,360
He always believed in me,
so he gave me a job.

1739
01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:44,280
Adjunct faculty,
zero respect and even less pay.

1740
01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:45,907
So nobody batted an eye,

1741
01:35:45,907 --> 01:35:48,117
and I've been at the school
ever since.

1742
01:35:48,117 --> 01:35:49,953
Are you ashamed
at how things turned out?

1743
01:35:49,953 --> 01:35:52,956
Not at all.
I'm proud of my work.

1744
01:35:52,956 --> 01:35:55,291
I love history. I love Barton.

1745
01:35:55,291 --> 01:35:56,793
Barton is my life.

1746
01:35:56,793 --> 01:35:58,795
I don't know what I would do
without Barton.

1747
01:35:58,795 --> 01:36:00,421
Why'd you lie to that guy?

1748
01:36:00,421 --> 01:36:02,924
Because I knew he'd relish
the fact that I'm a washout

1749
01:36:02,924 --> 01:36:04,759
and never left
my own high school,

1750
01:36:04,759 --> 01:36:06,594
and he'd probably repeat
that story

1751
01:36:06,594 --> 01:36:08,179
to everybody we used to know,

1752
01:36:08,179 --> 01:36:11,516
so I figured he's not entitled
to my story.

1753
01:36:11,516 --> 01:36:12,850
I am.

1754
01:36:12,850 --> 01:36:14,769
Yeah. Yeah, fuck that guy.

1755
01:36:14,769 --> 01:36:17,855
Yeah, exactly. Fuck that guy.

1756
01:36:17,855 --> 01:36:20,274
"Statistics."

1757
01:36:20,274 --> 01:36:23,444
But, now, you'll keep
this quiet, right?

1758
01:36:23,444 --> 01:36:25,321
No one is to know.

1759
01:36:25,321 --> 01:36:27,949
I mean no one, Angus.

1760
01:36:27,949 --> 01:36:30,284
Entre nous, sir.

1761
01:36:30,284 --> 01:36:32,453
Entre nous.

1762
01:36:32,453 --> 01:36:33,913
"Ancient cameras."

1763
01:36:33,913 --> 01:36:35,790
Where the hell
did you come up with that?

1764
01:36:35,790 --> 01:36:37,959
Just trying to keep you
on your toes, sir.

1765
01:36:46,884 --> 01:36:48,845
Get up, kid.

1766
01:36:49,637 --> 01:36:51,931
It's daylight in the swamp.

1767
01:36:53,641 --> 01:36:55,810
I ordered breakfast.

1768
01:36:56,811 --> 01:36:59,313
Great.

1769
01:37:10,491 --> 01:37:12,785
Oh, you dropped something.

1770
01:37:14,787 --> 01:37:17,165
Uh, those are my vitamins.

1771
01:37:17,165 --> 01:37:18,791
Librium.

1772
01:37:18,791 --> 01:37:20,501
Yeah, it's just, uh,

1773
01:37:20,501 --> 01:37:22,879
something I'm supposed to take
for low energy.

1774
01:37:22,879 --> 01:37:25,131
You mean depression?

1775
01:37:26,340 --> 01:37:27,675
Is that rye toast?

1776
01:37:27,675 --> 01:37:30,219
How'd you know I like rye toast?

1777
01:38:04,045 --> 01:38:07,006
All right. This way.

1778
01:38:49,048 --> 01:38:50,258
Let go lightly.

1779
01:38:50,258 --> 01:38:52,009
- Ah.
- You're too rigid.

1780
01:38:59,976 --> 01:39:01,602
- See?

1781
01:39:01,602 --> 01:39:03,020
- You're welcome.
- Not bad.

1782
01:39:03,020 --> 01:39:05,314
You're a pretty good
teacher, kid.

1783
01:39:05,314 --> 01:39:07,275
Too bad everybody dislikes you.

1784
01:39:07,275 --> 01:39:09,026
Pretty much hates you.

1785
01:39:09,026 --> 01:39:11,654
But you must know that, right?

1786
01:39:12,613 --> 01:39:15,199
Touché, sir. Touché.

1787
01:39:18,744 --> 01:39:20,371
- By the way...
- Yeah?

1788
01:39:20,371 --> 01:39:22,748
...what eye do you aim with, anyway?

1789
01:39:22,748 --> 01:39:23,999
Ah.

1790
01:39:23,999 --> 01:39:25,501
You know, I've been
meaning to ask.

1791
01:39:25,501 --> 01:39:27,795
When we're talking,
which one should I look at?

1792
01:39:27,795 --> 01:39:29,505
Sometimes I look at one,

1793
01:39:29,505 --> 01:39:32,175
but then I think I'm wrong,
so I look at the other.

1794
01:39:32,175 --> 01:39:34,468
Yes, everybody does that.

1795
01:39:34,468 --> 01:39:36,304
So, which eye is it?

1796
01:39:53,988 --> 01:39:57,033
People don't understand.

1797
01:39:57,033 --> 01:39:58,993
This isn't tenpin.

1798
01:39:58,993 --> 01:40:00,828
No, this is much harder.

1799
01:40:00,828 --> 01:40:02,288
All these tenpin assholes

1800
01:40:02,288 --> 01:40:03,956
coming in here
like they're slumming it.

1801
01:40:03,956 --> 01:40:05,499
- The hell with them.

1802
01:40:05,499 --> 01:40:07,168
Yeah. Fuck 'em.

1803
01:40:09,795 --> 01:40:11,839
Excuse me.

1804
01:40:11,839 --> 01:40:13,758
Here's something
I bet you didn't know.

1805
01:40:13,758 --> 01:40:18,971
Your uniform, festive as it is,
is historically inaccurate.

1806
01:40:18,971 --> 01:40:22,183
Saint Nicholas of Myra
was actually

1807
01:40:22,183 --> 01:40:25,186
a fourth-century Greek Bishop
from what is now Turkey.

1808
01:40:25,186 --> 01:40:28,564
So, uh, a robe and sandals
would be closer to the mark.

1809
01:40:28,564 --> 01:40:31,692
Yeah, but I guess that would be
impractical given the weather

1810
01:40:31,692 --> 01:40:34,320
and all the silly but lucrative
mythology about Santa

1811
01:40:34,320 --> 01:40:37,949
and elves and reindeer
and chimneys and whatnot.

1812
01:40:37,949 --> 01:40:39,825
What can you do?

1813
01:40:39,825 --> 01:40:41,244
As Democritus said,

1814
01:40:41,244 --> 01:40:46,540
"O kósmos alloíosis,
o víos ypólipsis."

1815
01:40:46,540 --> 01:40:51,045
"World is decay.
Life is perception."

1816
01:40:57,385 --> 01:40:59,637
My son.

1817
01:40:59,637 --> 01:41:03,349
To see you again causes
my heart to soar like a hawk.

1818
01:41:03,349 --> 01:41:08,062
Grandfather,
I brought you this present.

1819
01:41:08,062 --> 01:41:10,398
Is this the hat I used to own?

1820
01:41:10,398 --> 01:41:13,025
- Except grown softer...

1821
01:41:13,025 --> 01:41:14,819
You know,
this is not only amusing,

1822
01:41:14,819 --> 01:41:17,154
uh, but for a movie,
it's a fairly accurate depiction

1823
01:41:17,154 --> 01:41:18,906
of life among the Cheyenne.

1824
01:41:18,906 --> 01:41:21,033
- Shh!
- Fuck off.

1825
01:41:21,033 --> 01:41:23,119
I saw you in a dream.

1826
01:41:23,119 --> 01:41:24,620
- I'm gonna go use the bathroom.
- Mm-hmm.

1827
01:41:24,620 --> 01:41:26,330
You were drinking from a spring

1828
01:41:26,330 --> 01:41:29,083
that came from
the long nose of an animal.

1829
01:41:29,083 --> 01:41:33,129
I did not recognize the animal.

1830
01:41:33,129 --> 01:41:37,216
Alongside his nose,
he grew two horns.

1831
01:41:51,230 --> 01:41:53,691
...and smoked on this matter,

1832
01:41:53,691 --> 01:41:56,152
and my decision is...

1833
01:41:56,152 --> 01:41:58,321
Little Big Man has returned.

1834
01:42:11,208 --> 01:42:14,378
Hey! Hey!

1835
01:42:15,463 --> 01:42:17,506
No. Out.

1836
01:42:18,966 --> 01:42:20,468
Get out.

1837
01:42:20,468 --> 01:42:22,386
I just need to do something.
I was going to come back.

1838
01:42:22,386 --> 01:42:23,637
Or meet you at the hotel.

1839
01:42:23,637 --> 01:42:25,514
It won't take long.
It's nothing bad.

1840
01:42:25,514 --> 01:42:29,602
Just get out,
you conniving little shit.

1841
01:42:31,645 --> 01:42:33,981
Were you planning this
the whole time?

1842
01:42:33,981 --> 01:42:36,859
Just counting the minutes
until I turned my back?

1843
01:42:36,859 --> 01:42:38,319
I wasn't running away.

1844
01:42:38,319 --> 01:42:39,820
There's just something
I need to do

1845
01:42:39,820 --> 01:42:40,988
before we go back to school.

1846
01:42:40,988 --> 01:42:42,198
Please.

1847
01:42:42,198 --> 01:42:43,407
You could come with me.

1848
01:42:43,407 --> 01:42:44,825
Just come with me, okay?

1849
01:42:44,825 --> 01:42:46,786
Come with you where?

1850
01:42:47,995 --> 01:42:50,164
To see my dad.

1851
01:42:51,499 --> 01:42:53,501
Your dad?

1852
01:42:54,960 --> 01:42:56,962
That's what this is about?

1853
01:42:56,962 --> 01:42:59,507
Why didn't you just ask me?

1854
01:42:59,507 --> 01:43:02,885
Because, of course,
we can visit a cemetery.

1855
01:43:28,202 --> 01:43:30,329
Excuse me. Hi.

1856
01:43:30,329 --> 01:43:32,665
I'm here to see Thomas Tully.

1857
01:43:46,846 --> 01:43:48,722
Right in here.

1858
01:44:03,154 --> 01:44:04,905
Over here.

1859
01:44:07,491 --> 01:44:09,702
Look who's here to see you.

1860
01:44:14,290 --> 01:44:16,292
Hi, Dad.

1861
01:44:17,126 --> 01:44:19,378
Hello, sweetheart.

1862
01:44:38,731 --> 01:44:41,609
You want to go sit down
for a little?

1863
01:44:43,777 --> 01:44:46,405
Oh. Come on.

1864
01:44:46,405 --> 01:44:48,657
Be seated right here.

1865
01:44:52,995 --> 01:44:55,539
There you go. All right.

1866
01:45:06,467 --> 01:45:09,261
I missed you.

1867
01:45:09,261 --> 01:45:11,972
I've missed you a lot.

1868
01:45:11,972 --> 01:45:13,974
A whole lot.

1869
01:45:16,519 --> 01:45:19,021
You know, I'm still at school.

1870
01:45:19,980 --> 01:45:21,357
At Barton.

1871
01:45:21,357 --> 01:45:22,816
And it's, uh...
it's Christmastime now,

1872
01:45:22,816 --> 01:45:25,569
so I thought
you might like a visit.

1873
01:45:28,113 --> 01:45:29,657
Guess what. I'm...

1874
01:45:29,657 --> 01:45:32,368
I'm actually keeping
my grades up.

1875
01:45:32,368 --> 01:45:33,911
I-I consistently get

1876
01:45:33,911 --> 01:45:35,829
the highest grades in the class
in ancient civ.

1877
01:45:35,829 --> 01:45:39,625
I'm... I'm pretty much
third or fourth in precalc.

1878
01:45:42,670 --> 01:45:45,422
And I'm in the chess club too.

1879
01:45:46,507 --> 01:45:48,342
But I don't really like
the other kids.

1880
01:45:51,011 --> 01:45:54,223
And in the spring,
I think I want to try tennis.

1881
01:45:54,223 --> 01:45:55,766
Just JV,
and probably only doubles,

1882
01:45:55,766 --> 01:45:58,852
if the coach could just forget
about my, uh...

1883
01:46:00,020 --> 01:46:02,106
Anyway, it's not important.

1884
01:46:10,072 --> 01:46:11,574
Listen.

1885
01:46:18,414 --> 01:46:21,584
I, uh... I have to tell you something.

1886
01:46:25,713 --> 01:46:28,757
I think they're putting
something in my food.

1887
01:47:03,083 --> 01:47:05,502
He used to be fine.

1888
01:47:05,502 --> 01:47:08,172
He was better than fine.

1889
01:47:08,172 --> 01:47:10,007
He was great.

1890
01:47:11,300 --> 01:47:13,636
He was my dad.

1891
01:47:15,638 --> 01:47:18,432
Then about four years ago, he...

1892
01:47:18,432 --> 01:47:20,768
started acting strange.

1893
01:47:21,852 --> 01:47:24,772
Erratic, forgetful,
saying all this weird shit.

1894
01:47:26,982 --> 01:47:30,277
My mom took him
to a bunch of doctors,

1895
01:47:30,277 --> 01:47:31,779
and they put him on medication.

1896
01:47:31,779 --> 01:47:35,032
But that just made it worse.

1897
01:47:35,032 --> 01:47:37,076
He got more confused.

1898
01:47:39,119 --> 01:47:41,080
Then he got angry.

1899
01:47:43,457 --> 01:47:46,126
And then he got...

1900
01:47:46,126 --> 01:47:48,128
physical.

1901
01:47:49,963 --> 01:47:51,965
That was it.
That was the last straw.

1902
01:47:51,965 --> 01:47:53,801
They put him away.

1903
01:47:55,177 --> 01:47:58,555
And she divorced him...

1904
01:47:58,555 --> 01:48:00,933
without him even realizing it.

1905
01:48:02,476 --> 01:48:04,937
That's why she wants
a whole new life.

1906
01:48:06,146 --> 01:48:08,649
And it's easy to just stash me
away in boarding school.

1907
01:48:08,649 --> 01:48:11,568
Like half of us
are just stashed away there.

1908
01:48:14,029 --> 01:48:15,906
And I get it.

1909
01:48:17,574 --> 01:48:19,952
She never has to look at me.

1910
01:48:21,745 --> 01:48:24,873
Because maybe when
she looks at me, she...

1911
01:48:24,873 --> 01:48:28,127
- she sees him.
- No, no, no, no, no.

1912
01:48:28,127 --> 01:48:32,131
That can't be true.
She... You're her son.

1913
01:48:32,131 --> 01:48:34,508
Maybe she's right.

1914
01:48:34,508 --> 01:48:36,510
I can't keep it together.

1915
01:48:36,510 --> 01:48:38,846
I lie. I steal.

1916
01:48:40,139 --> 01:48:42,141
I piss people off.

1917
01:48:43,183 --> 01:48:44,852
I don't have any friends,
real friends.

1918
01:48:44,852 --> 01:48:46,520
I'll probably get kicked out
of Barton too.

1919
01:48:46,520 --> 01:48:48,981
And when I do,
it'll be my own fault.

1920
01:48:50,190 --> 01:48:54,862
Get sent to Fork Union
and maybe to you-know-where.

1921
01:48:56,572 --> 01:48:58,907
And nobody will care.

1922
01:49:02,244 --> 01:49:04,538
The funny thing is...

1923
01:49:06,457 --> 01:49:09,710
I wanted to see him so bad
this whole time.

1924
01:49:16,216 --> 01:49:18,260
But I also didn't, you know?

1925
01:49:21,305 --> 01:49:22,723
Because I'm afraid

1926
01:49:22,723 --> 01:49:24,224
that's what's going to happen
to me one day.

1927
01:49:24,224 --> 01:49:25,976
No, Angus, Angus.

1928
01:49:25,976 --> 01:49:27,603
Angus, listen.

1929
01:49:27,603 --> 01:49:29,980
You're not your father.

1930
01:49:31,106 --> 01:49:32,566
How do you know?

1931
01:49:32,566 --> 01:49:35,319
Because no one is
his own father.

1932
01:49:35,319 --> 01:49:36,904
I'm not my dad.

1933
01:49:36,904 --> 01:49:40,115
No matter how hard he tried
to beat that idea into me.

1934
01:49:45,913 --> 01:49:49,833
I find the world a bitter
and complicated place,

1935
01:49:49,833 --> 01:49:52,878
and it seems to feel
the same way about me.

1936
01:49:52,878 --> 01:49:55,631
I think you and I
have this in common.

1937
01:49:56,757 --> 01:49:59,593
But don't get me wrong,
you have your challenges.

1938
01:49:59,593 --> 01:50:01,428
You're erratic and belligerent

1939
01:50:01,428 --> 01:50:03,305
and a gigantic
pain in the balls,

1940
01:50:03,305 --> 01:50:05,265
but you're not your father.

1941
01:50:05,265 --> 01:50:07,935
You're your own man.

1942
01:50:09,937 --> 01:50:12,272
Man, no. You're just a kid.

1943
01:50:12,272 --> 01:50:14,107
You're just beginning.

1944
01:50:14,107 --> 01:50:16,151
And you're smart.

1945
01:50:17,110 --> 01:50:20,197
You've got time
to turn things around.

1946
01:50:21,865 --> 01:50:24,034
Yes, I know
the Greeks had the idea

1947
01:50:24,034 --> 01:50:26,286
that, uh, the steps you take
to avoid your fate

1948
01:50:26,286 --> 01:50:28,455
are the very steps
that lead you to it,

1949
01:50:28,455 --> 01:50:30,499
but that's just
a literary conceit.

1950
01:50:30,499 --> 01:50:32,501
In real life, your history

1951
01:50:32,501 --> 01:50:34,711
does not have to dictate
your destiny...

1952
01:50:34,711 --> 01:50:37,130
Oh. There's Mary.

1953
01:50:37,130 --> 01:50:39,299
Can you not tell Mary
or anybody? Uh...

1954
01:50:39,299 --> 01:50:42,302
Entre nous. This whole
goddamned trip is entre nous.

1955
01:50:42,302 --> 01:50:44,763
- Stand up.
- What?

1956
01:50:45,597 --> 01:50:47,558
Stand up for the lady, you boor.

1957
01:50:47,558 --> 01:50:49,810
You cretin.

1958
01:50:52,938 --> 01:50:54,690
Mary.
Well, hello.

1959
01:50:54,690 --> 01:50:56,692
Hi. Sorry I'm late.

1960
01:50:56,692 --> 01:50:58,485
Oh, we're just happy
to see you.

1961
01:51:00,237 --> 01:51:01,572
Madame, the menu.

1962
01:51:01,572 --> 01:51:03,323
Oh. Thank you.

1963
01:51:03,323 --> 01:51:05,659
Hello, ma'am. Would you like
a cocktail to start?

1964
01:51:05,659 --> 01:51:07,744
Oh, no,
I'll just take a cup of tea.

1965
01:51:07,744 --> 01:51:08,996
Oh, come on. Have a cocktail.

1966
01:51:08,996 --> 01:51:10,747
No, no, no.
A cup of tea is fine.

1967
01:51:10,747 --> 01:51:12,749
I've eaten already.

1968
01:51:12,749 --> 01:51:15,627
And you gentlemen,
did you save room for dessert?

1969
01:51:15,627 --> 01:51:18,046
Hmm.
- Hey, what's that?

1970
01:51:18,046 --> 01:51:19,923
That's our signature dessert.

1971
01:51:19,923 --> 01:51:21,550
- Cherries jubilee.
Mmm.

1972
01:51:21,550 --> 01:51:23,135
- That sounds great.

1973
01:51:23,135 --> 01:51:25,721
Bring the young vandal here
cherries jubilee.

1974
01:51:25,721 --> 01:51:27,681
I'm afraid I can't.

1975
01:51:27,681 --> 01:51:29,600
The dish contains brandy.

1976
01:51:29,600 --> 01:51:31,894
Same deal with
the bananas Foster.

1977
01:51:31,894 --> 01:51:33,937
Yeah, but doesn't the alcohol
just burn off? -PAUL: Mm.

1978
01:51:33,937 --> 01:51:35,856
It's still
against the rules, ma'am.

1979
01:51:35,856 --> 01:51:37,274
- Fine.
- Oh.

1980
01:51:37,274 --> 01:51:39,526
I'll order the cherries
jubilee. We can share it.

1981
01:51:39,526 --> 01:51:41,904
Mm. I can't allow that, either.

1982
01:51:41,904 --> 01:51:44,448
Can we say it's his birthday?

1983
01:51:44,448 --> 01:51:45,908
It's my birthday.

1984
01:51:45,908 --> 01:51:47,910
Well, happy birthday, young man.

1985
01:51:47,910 --> 01:51:49,703
Let's get you a slice of cake

1986
01:51:49,703 --> 01:51:51,538
or some other
age-appropriate dessert.

1987
01:51:51,538 --> 01:51:53,290
Christ on a crutch.

1988
01:51:53,290 --> 01:51:56,919
What kind of a fascist hash
foundry are you running here?

1989
01:51:59,379 --> 01:52:02,007
Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Do you,
by chance, have cherries?

1990
01:52:03,383 --> 01:52:04,843
Yes.

1991
01:52:04,843 --> 01:52:07,387
Great.
And do you have ice cream?

1992
01:52:07,387 --> 01:52:09,306
- Yes.
Fantastic.

1993
01:52:09,306 --> 01:52:12,893
Can we please get cherries
and ice cream to go?

1994
01:52:12,893 --> 01:52:14,561
And the check.

1995
01:52:14,561 --> 01:52:16,813
Right away.

1996
01:52:17,606 --> 01:52:19,816
- Bitch.
- Mm.

1997
01:52:24,738 --> 01:52:27,407
And a little James Beam.

1998
01:52:27,407 --> 01:52:29,743
All right. Go ahead.

1999
01:52:31,703 --> 01:52:34,331
Ooh.

2000
01:52:34,331 --> 01:52:35,791
Presto. Cherries jubilee.

2001
01:52:37,584 --> 01:52:39,086
Ooh.

2002
01:52:39,086 --> 01:52:41,421
- Shouldn't it just go out?
- Okay.

2003
01:52:41,421 --> 01:52:43,757
- Oh, shit. Shit.

2004
01:52:43,757 --> 01:52:45,968
How much alcohol
did you put on there? -Oh!

2005
01:52:45,968 --> 01:52:47,678
It's hot. It's very hot.

2006
01:52:47,678 --> 01:52:49,304
- Oh!

2007
01:53:17,124 --> 01:53:19,001
HOST
But now just listen to them.

2008
01:53:19,001 --> 01:53:20,377
They see the ball and...

2009
01:53:20,377 --> 01:53:22,462
Man, I sure do wish
we had some noisemakers.

2010
01:53:22,462 --> 01:53:23,797
Mm-hmm.

2011
01:53:24,798 --> 01:53:27,134
I've got a noisemaker.

2012
01:53:27,134 --> 01:53:28,927
Where the hell did you get that?

2013
01:53:28,927 --> 01:53:30,804
I don't know. Found it.

2014
01:53:30,804 --> 01:53:33,140
Well, you're not
deploying that in here.

2015
01:53:33,140 --> 01:53:35,017
You know, you weren't
this uptight in Boston.

2016
01:53:35,017 --> 01:53:36,435
Oh.

2017
01:53:36,435 --> 01:53:38,145
Danny, where do you stand
on indoor fireworks?

2018
01:53:38,145 --> 01:53:39,813
About as far away as I can.

2019
01:53:39,813 --> 01:53:41,189
- That's very wise.
Ten, nine...

2020
01:53:41,189 --> 01:53:42,649
Oh, we're gonna miss it.
Come on.

2021
01:53:42,649 --> 01:53:43,817
- Up on your feet.
- ...eight, seven...

2022
01:53:43,817 --> 01:53:45,318
Up on your feet.
Up on your feet.

2023
01:53:45,318 --> 01:53:47,988
- ...six, five, four...
- Five, four...

2024
01:53:47,988 --> 01:53:50,949
PAUL, ANGUS and HOST:
Three, two, one.

2025
01:53:50,949 --> 01:53:54,327
- Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year!

2026
01:53:54,327 --> 01:53:55,829
Yes.

2027
01:53:55,829 --> 01:53:59,666
♪ Should old acquaintance
be forgot... ♪

2028
01:54:04,629 --> 01:54:06,214
Congratulations, Mr. Tully.

2029
01:54:06,214 --> 01:54:08,008
- Congratulations, Danny.
- Thank you.

2030
01:54:08,008 --> 01:54:09,509
Mary, congratulations.

2031
01:54:09,509 --> 01:54:11,678
Now, as I say, we're not
deploying this in here.

2032
01:54:11,678 --> 01:54:14,347
No. We're going to light
this sucker off in the kitchen.

2033
01:54:14,347 --> 01:54:15,640
- What?
- What?

2034
01:54:15,640 --> 01:54:16,933
- All right. Come.

2035
01:54:16,933 --> 01:54:18,185
- Come, come, come.
- Come on, man.

2036
01:54:18,185 --> 01:54:19,811
- For real?
- This is coming with me.

2037
01:54:19,811 --> 01:54:24,816
♪ For auld lang syne ♪

2038
01:54:24,816 --> 01:54:26,568
♪ My dear ♪

2039
01:54:26,568 --> 01:54:31,865
♪ For auld lang syne. ♪

2040
01:55:22,749 --> 01:55:24,876
There's too much paprika.

2041
01:55:24,876 --> 01:55:26,670
Why'd you put in
all that paprika?

2042
01:55:26,670 --> 01:55:28,171
Follow the recipe.

2043
01:55:28,171 --> 01:55:30,590
Now you have to add in
another cup of water.

2044
01:55:30,590 --> 01:55:32,467
What's wrong with you?

2045
01:55:34,427 --> 01:55:35,929
Come on, ladies!

2046
01:55:39,599 --> 01:55:41,184
Hey, Kountze.

2047
01:55:41,184 --> 01:55:43,436
Does... does it hurt?

2048
01:55:43,436 --> 01:55:44,771
Fuck yeah, it hurts.

2049
01:55:44,771 --> 01:55:47,440
Glare off the slopes, man,
burned me to a crisp.

2050
01:55:48,817 --> 01:55:50,569
You think that's funny, Tully?

2051
01:55:51,570 --> 01:55:52,779
No, man.

2052
01:55:52,779 --> 01:55:54,823
Just glad you had
a good vacation.

2053
01:55:54,823 --> 01:55:59,494
Welcome back,
you snarling Visigoths.

2054
01:55:59,494 --> 01:56:03,248
I trust you all enjoyed
a refreshing holiday.

2055
01:56:03,248 --> 01:56:05,959
- Oh, hello, Mr. Kountze.

2056
01:56:05,959 --> 01:56:08,044
Or should I say Icarus?

2057
01:56:08,044 --> 01:56:10,297
Fly a little too close
to the sun, did we?

2058
01:56:10,297 --> 01:56:11,798
Huh?

2059
01:56:11,798 --> 01:56:12,966
Yeah.

2060
01:56:12,966 --> 01:56:14,342
Uh, all right.

2061
01:56:14,342 --> 01:56:16,303
Now, along with
your skiing and swimming,

2062
01:56:16,303 --> 01:56:18,430
I hope you found time
to enlighten yourselves

2063
01:56:18,430 --> 01:56:21,558
about the Peloponnesian War
and its implications for today.

2064
01:56:21,558 --> 01:56:24,102
Just to check, we're going
to start with a short pop quiz

2065
01:56:24,102 --> 01:56:25,645
- on the reading...

2066
01:56:25,645 --> 01:56:27,564
...before we retake the final
from last semester.

2067
01:56:27,564 --> 01:56:30,066
Omnia ex scrineis
praeter stilum.

2068
01:57:05,810 --> 01:57:07,520
Excuse me, Mr. Hunham?

2069
01:57:08,772 --> 01:57:10,607
Oh, Miss Crane.

2070
01:57:10,607 --> 01:57:13,693
Lydia. Uh, come in.
Happy New Year.

2071
01:57:13,693 --> 01:57:15,862
Oh, same to you. Happy New Year.

2072
01:57:15,862 --> 01:57:17,364
Forgive me. I'm a clod.

2073
01:57:17,364 --> 01:57:19,157
I never called to thank you
for inviting

2074
01:57:19,157 --> 01:57:20,867
the boy and me to your party.

2075
01:57:20,867 --> 01:57:21,910
And Mary.

2076
01:57:21,910 --> 01:57:23,078
It meant a lot.

2077
01:57:23,078 --> 01:57:24,579
Oh, you're so welcome.

2078
01:57:24,579 --> 01:57:26,039
It was fun.

2079
01:57:26,039 --> 01:57:29,042
Um, Dr. Woodrup is asking
to see you.

2080
01:57:29,042 --> 01:57:30,710
He says it's urgent.

2081
01:57:30,710 --> 01:57:32,545
Oh.

2082
01:58:02,075 --> 01:58:05,912
Mr. Hunham, meet
Judy and Stanley Clotfelter.

2083
01:58:05,912 --> 01:58:08,415
Angus Tully's mother and father.

2084
01:58:08,415 --> 01:58:10,250
- Stepfather.
- Hello.

2085
01:58:10,250 --> 01:58:11,793
Good morning.

2086
01:58:11,793 --> 01:58:13,920
They've brought something
very important to my attention.

2087
01:58:13,920 --> 01:58:15,422
We understand you took Angus

2088
01:58:15,422 --> 01:58:17,048
to Boston over the holidays.

2089
01:58:17,048 --> 01:58:18,675
I explained to Mr. Clotfelter

2090
01:58:18,675 --> 01:58:20,969
that you went on a field trip
for academic reasons.

2091
01:58:20,969 --> 01:58:22,178
That's right.

2092
01:58:22,178 --> 01:58:24,097
A field trip?

2093
01:58:24,097 --> 01:58:26,599
Yes. Uh, as per my instructions
in the manual,

2094
01:58:26,599 --> 01:58:29,436
it fell within the ambit
of my responsibility.

2095
01:58:29,436 --> 01:58:32,272
Well, if it was a school trip,
then how do you explain this?

2096
01:58:32,272 --> 01:58:33,940
The people at the sanitarium

2097
01:58:33,940 --> 01:58:36,276
confiscated it
from my ex-husband.

2098
01:58:36,276 --> 01:58:39,279
Apparently,
Angus had given it to him.

2099
01:58:47,912 --> 01:58:50,123
My mom and Stanley are here.

2100
01:58:50,123 --> 01:58:52,459
Lydia told me.

2101
01:58:52,459 --> 01:58:54,711
I think I'm going to get
kicked out.

2102
01:58:56,171 --> 01:58:58,506
That means military school.

2103
01:59:14,022 --> 01:59:16,900
Angus knows he's not
supposed to visit his father.

2104
01:59:16,900 --> 01:59:20,236
He suffers from
debilitating mental illness.

2105
01:59:20,236 --> 01:59:23,156
Paranoid schizophrenia,
early-onset dementia.

2106
01:59:23,156 --> 01:59:26,618
And Angus's visit created
an expectation.

2107
01:59:26,618 --> 01:59:30,330
Now Tom wants to come home,
which is...

2108
01:59:30,330 --> 01:59:32,832
clearly impossible.

2109
01:59:32,832 --> 01:59:35,001
They tried to tell him,
and he just...

2110
01:59:35,001 --> 01:59:37,504
He got violent. He tried
to brain one of the orderlies

2111
01:59:37,504 --> 01:59:39,339
with this goddamned thing.

2112
01:59:39,339 --> 01:59:41,800
You people know the boy has
a discipline problem.

2113
01:59:41,800 --> 01:59:44,844
Paul, the Clotfelters want
to withdraw Angus from Barton

2114
01:59:44,844 --> 01:59:48,348
and enroll him
at Fork Union Military Academy.

2115
01:59:48,348 --> 01:59:50,683
Set him straight
once and for all.

2116
01:59:50,683 --> 01:59:53,228
He could do a lot worse
than a career in the military.

2117
01:59:53,228 --> 01:59:54,854
Stanley.

2118
01:59:54,854 --> 01:59:58,108
Look, Angus has defied me
lots of times

2119
01:59:58,108 --> 02:00:00,318
about a lot of things,
including this.

2120
02:00:00,318 --> 02:00:02,612
So, however he manipulated
your sympathies

2121
02:00:02,612 --> 02:00:06,783
or slipped the leash,
just tell us.

2122
02:00:20,922 --> 02:00:23,216
It was my idea.

2123
02:00:26,970 --> 02:00:31,391
No, uh, uh, he didn't, uh,
trick me or slip the leash.

2124
02:00:31,391 --> 02:00:34,561
No, I took him
to see his father.

2125
02:00:34,561 --> 02:00:38,356
In fact, I convinced him
to do so.

2126
02:00:41,151 --> 02:00:43,403
This is a family matter,

2127
02:00:43,403 --> 02:00:45,405
and you had no right
to interfere.

2128
02:00:45,405 --> 02:00:47,073
- I don't give a shit.
What?

2129
02:00:47,073 --> 02:00:49,492
Hunham.
- I said I don't give a shit.

2130
02:00:49,492 --> 02:00:51,911
You two were unreachable.

2131
02:00:51,911 --> 02:00:53,746
He was all alone at Christmas.

2132
02:00:53,746 --> 02:00:57,542
I thought the kid
should see his father.

2133
02:00:59,461 --> 02:01:02,380
Do you understand
what you've done?

2134
02:01:02,380 --> 02:01:04,132
I have to move Tom now.

2135
02:01:04,132 --> 02:01:07,093
It was hard even finding
a facility that would take him,

2136
02:01:07,093 --> 02:01:10,972
and now I have to move him.

2137
02:01:10,972 --> 02:01:13,725
And that is deeply unfortunate,

2138
02:01:13,725 --> 02:01:18,396
but why compound the misery
by ruining the boy?

2139
02:01:19,606 --> 02:01:21,941
I have just spent
two solid weeks with him.

2140
02:01:21,941 --> 02:01:26,279
He is a pain in the ass, sure,
but he's also very smart.

2141
02:01:26,279 --> 02:01:29,324
Brilliant, I don't know,
but very smart.

2142
02:01:29,324 --> 02:01:31,993
You must know that.

2143
02:01:31,993 --> 02:01:34,871
He's got enormous potential.

2144
02:01:34,871 --> 02:01:39,334
It would be devastating
if you pulled him out now.

2145
02:01:52,430 --> 02:01:55,850
You did this to yourself,
Hunham, not me.

2146
02:01:55,850 --> 02:01:58,645
- I want you to remember that.
- Mm.

2147
02:02:00,355 --> 02:02:03,608
Hardy, I have known you
since you were a boy,

2148
02:02:03,608 --> 02:02:05,818
so I think I have
the requisite experience

2149
02:02:05,818 --> 02:02:10,365
and insight to aver that
you are and always have been

2150
02:02:10,365 --> 02:02:13,826
penis cancer in human form.

2151
02:02:39,519 --> 02:02:42,480
It's this one.

2152
02:02:42,480 --> 02:02:44,941
This is the one
you should look at.

2153
02:02:55,285 --> 02:02:57,912
Angus, step inside, please.

2154
02:03:30,028 --> 02:03:31,404
- Oh.
- Hello.

2155
02:03:31,404 --> 02:03:33,031
Hello.

2156
02:03:33,031 --> 02:03:35,074
I missed you at breakfast.

2157
02:03:35,074 --> 02:03:37,535
I was, uh... I was busy.

2158
02:03:40,663 --> 02:03:43,333
So did you decide
where you're going to go?

2159
02:03:43,333 --> 02:03:44,917
Yes and no.

2160
02:03:44,917 --> 02:03:47,462
Um, first, I'm going
to stash my stuff

2161
02:03:47,462 --> 02:03:51,090
at a friend's in Syracuse,
and then...

2162
02:03:51,090 --> 02:03:52,550
I don't know.

2163
02:03:52,550 --> 02:03:54,927
Maybe I'll start in Carthage.

2164
02:03:54,927 --> 02:03:57,930
I was hoping you were
going to say that.

2165
02:03:57,930 --> 02:03:59,807
Mm.

2166
02:04:10,485 --> 02:04:12,445
For your monograph.

2167
02:04:14,238 --> 02:04:15,698
I don't know, Mary.

2168
02:04:15,698 --> 02:04:18,326
There's a lot
of empty pages in here.

2169
02:04:18,326 --> 02:04:19,869
Yeah, well,
that's your problem, man.

2170
02:04:19,869 --> 02:04:21,454
- All you got to do

2171
02:04:21,454 --> 02:04:23,414
is write one word after another.

2172
02:04:23,414 --> 02:04:25,124
Can't be that hard, can it?

2173
02:04:25,124 --> 02:04:26,376
- Oh...

2174
02:04:31,089 --> 02:04:32,965
What about you?

2175
02:04:32,965 --> 02:04:34,884
What about me what?

2176
02:04:34,884 --> 02:04:37,929
Oh, no, I'm not going anywhere.
Mm-mm.

2177
02:04:37,929 --> 02:04:40,306
I'm not like you.
I like having a job.

2178
02:04:41,641 --> 02:04:43,643
Plus, I'm saving up for college.

2179
02:04:43,643 --> 02:04:45,770
My sister's baby.

2180
02:04:46,562 --> 02:04:48,690
Ah.

2181
02:04:49,816 --> 02:04:51,567
What is the word from Penny?

2182
02:04:51,567 --> 02:04:53,778
- Peggy.
- Peggy.

2183
02:04:55,154 --> 02:04:58,491
Only that if it's a boy...

2184
02:04:58,491 --> 02:05:01,119
...his middle name
is going to be Curtis.

2185
02:05:21,723 --> 02:05:24,225
I heard he got booted
for eating feces.

2186
02:05:24,225 --> 02:05:25,685
What?

2187
02:05:25,685 --> 02:05:27,645
Apparently he got caught
in the locker room.

2188
02:05:27,645 --> 02:05:30,189
Hand in the commode,
burgling turds.

2189
02:05:31,357 --> 02:05:33,276
That's not what I heard.

2190
02:05:33,276 --> 02:05:35,278
What did you hear?

2191
02:05:35,278 --> 02:05:36,863
Doesn't matter.

2192
02:05:36,863 --> 02:05:38,698
Either way, he's history.

2193
02:05:38,698 --> 02:05:42,076
Fucker taught history,
now is history.

2194
02:05:42,076 --> 02:05:43,911
Right, Tully?

2195
02:05:52,879 --> 02:05:54,005
Hi.

2196
02:05:54,005 --> 02:05:56,007
Oh, hi.

2197
02:05:58,342 --> 02:06:00,094
Look, uh...

2198
02:06:00,094 --> 02:06:03,139
I don't know what you said
to my mom and Stanley,

2199
02:06:03,139 --> 02:06:05,558
Woodrup, but...

2200
02:06:05,558 --> 02:06:08,227
all I know is
I'm not getting kicked out

2201
02:06:08,227 --> 02:06:10,480
and, uh, you got fired.

2202
02:06:10,480 --> 02:06:14,192
Well, I just told the truth.

2203
02:06:14,192 --> 02:06:16,360
Mostly.

2204
02:06:16,360 --> 02:06:17,779
Barton man.

2205
02:06:18,529 --> 02:06:20,782
Barton man.

2206
02:06:26,454 --> 02:06:28,623
Fifth period.

2207
02:06:36,714 --> 02:06:39,592
You know, it's, uh...
it's only PE.

2208
02:06:39,592 --> 02:06:41,093
- Maybe I could skip.

2209
02:06:41,093 --> 02:06:42,929
We could head over
to The Winning Ticket.

2210
02:06:42,929 --> 02:06:44,722
- Grab a burger and a beer.

2211
02:06:44,722 --> 02:06:47,809
Ah. Miller High Life, no doubt.

2212
02:06:47,809 --> 02:06:50,061
You never give up, do you?

2213
02:06:50,061 --> 02:06:51,813
Well, they already fired you,
so I figured

2214
02:06:51,813 --> 02:06:53,523
it was worth a shot.

2215
02:06:53,523 --> 02:06:57,318
Your logic is flawless,
but, uh, no.

2216
02:07:05,451 --> 02:07:08,120
Keep your head up, all right?

2217
02:07:12,708 --> 02:07:15,127
You can do this.

2218
02:07:16,295 --> 02:07:18,881
Yeah, I was gonna tell you
the same thing.

2219
02:07:33,646 --> 02:07:35,189
See ya.

2220
02:07:46,117 --> 02:07:47,827
See ya.

2221
02:08:51,891 --> 02:08:54,435
♪ Crying ♪

2222
02:08:56,395 --> 02:09:01,233
♪ Crying never did nobody
no good no how ♪

2223
02:09:05,613 --> 02:09:08,240
♪ That's why I ♪

2224
02:09:10,451 --> 02:09:14,080
♪ I don't cry ♪

2225
02:09:15,373 --> 02:09:17,959
♪ That's why I ♪

2226
02:09:20,252 --> 02:09:23,255
♪ I don't cry ♪

2227
02:09:30,554 --> 02:09:33,391
♪ Laughing ♪

2228
02:09:35,017 --> 02:09:40,147
♪ Laughing sometimes does
somebody some good somehow ♪

2229
02:09:44,318 --> 02:09:46,821
♪ That's why I ♪

2230
02:09:48,739 --> 02:09:52,910
♪ I'm laughing now ♪

2231
02:09:53,828 --> 02:09:56,288
♪ That's why I ♪

2232
02:09:57,999 --> 02:10:02,128
♪ I'm laughing now ♪

2233
02:10:08,968 --> 02:10:11,470
♪ Loving ♪

2234
02:10:13,597 --> 02:10:15,474
♪ Loving never did me ♪

2235
02:10:15,474 --> 02:10:18,310
♪ No good no how ♪

2236
02:10:18,310 --> 02:10:20,312
♪ No how ♪

2237
02:10:22,606 --> 02:10:25,443
♪ That's why I ♪

2238
02:10:26,986 --> 02:10:32,324
♪ Can't love you now ♪

2239
02:10:32,324 --> 02:10:35,327
♪ That's why I ♪

2240
02:10:36,537 --> 02:10:40,999
♪ Can't love you now ♪

2241
02:10:47,465 --> 02:10:49,550
♪ Lying ♪

2242
02:10:51,844 --> 02:10:56,515
♪ Lying never did nobody
no good no how ♪

2243
02:10:56,515 --> 02:10:58,893
♪ No how ♪

2244
02:11:00,644 --> 02:11:04,106
♪ So why am I ♪

2245
02:11:05,566 --> 02:11:09,904
♪ Lying now? ♪

2246
02:11:09,904 --> 02:11:13,532
♪ So why am I ♪

2247
02:11:15,076 --> 02:11:21,207
♪ Lying now? ♪