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想樂一下嗎?

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不要轉台,因為兩分鐘後

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我會在你眼前死去

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我把我的位置洩漏給你們的統治者

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{\an8}伊甸創新科技

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{\an8}一家從傾倒的帝國中崛起的公司

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那個曾經叫做叫美利堅合眾國的帝國

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犯罪、貧窮、無政府狀態...

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{\an8}伊甸實施UBI讓這一切都消失了

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{\an8}全民基本收入

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是理想主義者給聽話者的薪酬

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對,伊甸救了你

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他們帶來穩定,你自由了

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你可以工作,只要是為伊甸工作

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你可以吃東西,只要是伊甸的食物

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還可以實踐伊甸的修正主義鬼扯

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如果你不認同...

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他們會立刻把你變得面目全非

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怪物,格殺勿論的恐怖分子

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沒有逮捕,沒有審判

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就像他們馬上要殺了我一樣

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所以,你向伊甸低頭

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對他們的說法照本宣科
換來他們每天施捨的一點東西

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但在內心深處,你知道只有一條出路

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不要再被他們耍著玩了

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{\an8}還有另一條路

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{\an8}加入我們,加入革命

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董事會與伊甸漢堡聯合獻映

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巨大市2現場直播

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{\an8}歡迎收看雷曼主持的《伊甸深夜秀》

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好耶!

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好,謝謝,非常感謝

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我們今晚請到超棒的嘉賓
為各位帶來精彩的表演

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{\an8}有來自彩虹六人組的的藍藍

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{\an8}沒錯,掌聲歡迎

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今晚我們還請到

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即將在週六參加大鐵籠比賽的

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伊甸摔角聯盟冠軍

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{\an8}“伊甸惡夢”柯迪羅德

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千萬別走開,我們馬上回來...

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滾!我不管他有多忙

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你知道我是誰嗎?

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跟那傢伙說我是他老闆的老闆的老闆

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如果他不立刻來接電話

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他就給我去廢墟抓變種老鼠當飯吃

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聽懂了嗎?

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你知道住在法西斯反烏托邦地獄裡
最糟的是什麼嗎?

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他們在電視上說的那些鬼話

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多夫,拜託別再抱怨了

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再過兩天,我們就會離開伊甸
把錢都拿來喝瑪格麗特

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搶銀行還比較容易

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我不做容易的事好嗎?

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況且伊甸裡沒有哪家銀行
有無法追踪的點數和無限資金

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不,我告訴你,那個編解碼器
就是離開這個鬼地方的通行證

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不用這麼緊張

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對喔,那邊是金屬

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好,來吧

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我的意思是,多夫

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當叛徒就要隨機應變

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你應該學會...怎麼說呢?

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享受混亂

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(鎖定目標 3秒後撞擊)

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你知道你在跟誰說話嗎?

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不要打斷我,我還沒...

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你知道這種東西會害你得腦癌吧?

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等等,好,你要什麼?車子?錢?

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其實,我們要你

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什麼?

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死豬條子,不需要的時候就出現

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多夫雷射戰鷹

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你持有贓物

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你的大腦和身體屬於伊甸科技軍方

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掃描完畢

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- 好了嗎?
- 好了

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- 等等
- 你該下車了,混蛋

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你要做什麼?

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媽呀!

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你應該射你三點鐘方向那傢伙

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我不指揮你開車...

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你也不要管我怎麼射

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開火!

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來玩吧,快點

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糟糕

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烤豬肉,正義的味道

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看路

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你已進入反重力道路
解除所有手動功能

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靠

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你能駭進系統嗎?

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不行,太耗時間了

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我想我們完蛋了

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- 祝我好運吧
- 多夫?

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果然是我的男人

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- 糟糕
- 去死吧

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該死的白痴警察

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多夫

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快點

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(反重力區 自動駕駛已啟動)

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太好了!

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多夫,我們應該來不及了

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如果你有什麼好辦法,現在就用吧!

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雷射戰鷹!

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你剛剛好帥

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別說了

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是驚險才對

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雷射戰鷹隊長:血龍 Remix

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{\an8}(伊甸報導 最新消息)

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今天下午在巨大市2的
高速公路上發生大屠殺

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一場恐怖攻擊導致252人死亡

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367人受傷

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我要警告年輕的觀眾
有些畫面令人不忍卒睹

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恐怖分子多夫雷射戰鷹
和艾力克斯泰勒

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仍在逃

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我們英勇的警力已展開調查
一定會將他們繩之以法

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但多夫雷射戰鷹是誰呢?

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我們來一探究竟

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移民小偷和性工作者的獨子

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九歲就染上毒癮

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伊甸的軍事救贖計畫救了他一命

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但從頭到尾

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雷射戰鷹都暗中效力
伊甸的頭號全民公敵

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馬可斯哈洛威

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戰鷹恩將仇報毫不猶豫

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今晚,來深入探討

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一個充滿性愛、毒品
操縱和暴力的故事

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請收看...

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(《叛徒:雷射戰鷹的墮落》)

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《叛徒》

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這個節目是強制收看的

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違者會被罰五百點

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太棒了,全民必看

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現在,我想用一點時間
對這些恐怖分子喊話

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多夫雷射戰鷹、艾力克斯泰勒

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你們毀了一座城市

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是的,你們害無辜的伊甸市民受傷

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人母、人父、孩童

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還殺害我們寶貴的警員

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但我告訴你們

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你們永遠無法摧毀我們的生活方式

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伊甸將無所畏懼,並且比以往更團結

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{\an8}好,別走開,稍待片刻
請收看《非舞不可現場》

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有500個UBI點數等著你來贏

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好,聽好了

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我需要一名二級機器人工程師
和兩名工人

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我!用我!我有三個孩子...

145
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閉嘴,我是這裡最好的工程師

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都給我冷靜點

147
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不然我就賞你們一顆子彈
聽懂了嗎?

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打開

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00:10:04,584 --> 00:10:06,959
抱歉,副總裁先生

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請問這位先生是?

151
00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:12,543
他是“不關你的事”,懂嗎?給我開門

152
00:10:12,543 --> 00:10:14,293
好,沒問題

153
00:10:19,376 --> 00:10:21,168
請下車

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抱歉,長官,你知道規定,不准訪客

155
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不要碰我

156
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長官,到我後面去

157
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你,把手放在...

158
00:10:45,751 --> 00:10:47,168
反應很快

159
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我想我們現在完全進入隱身模式了

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這裡是伊甸死亡機器的核心

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什麼東西都有

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你確定編解碼器在這裡嗎?

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當然確定,我的消息來源無懈可擊

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其實,現在想想

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00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:06,001
是董事會想到的妙招

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把編解碼器藏這裡
就像大海撈針一樣

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00:11:14,001 --> 00:11:17,793
是喔,董事會從來沒想出什麼妙招

168
00:11:18,668 --> 00:11:23,168
我懂你的意思,多夫
但你想想編解碼器這東西

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我是說,無限生成的真正點數

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伊甸的防衛系統無法追蹤

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00:11:28,918 --> 00:11:30,876
這玩意會讓我們發財

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00:11:31,376 --> 00:11:32,543
好,就是這裡了

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安全掃描啟動

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00:11:38,084 --> 00:11:40,376
歡迎,副總裁先生

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謝天謝地,我想念你的帥臉

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速戰速決吧

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是遊戲卡帶

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我知道這個外殼有點遜

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但這是貨真價實的

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只要把它插進伊甸的系統
點數就會源源不絕進來

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用都用不完

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艾力克斯

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我知道

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雷射戰鷹隊長

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值得伊甸升級的十億點數
結果你在這裡...

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偷電玩

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一,把卡帶給我

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二,你們自己投降,雷射笑話隊長

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這笑話太難笑,我非殺你不可了

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喂,你是電視上的那個人吧?

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我不是電視上的那個人

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我是獻身給這支軍隊

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結果他們卻選你當終極電子兵?

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都是該死的身分認同政治害的!

195
00:13:02,626 --> 00:13:03,793
又來了

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形成彩虹

197
00:13:08,043 --> 00:13:11,293
彩虹六人組

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- 準備炸爛他的臉,大紅
- 不能用火箭砲

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不要弄壞雷射鴿子的電子零件

200
00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:20,501
這樣老闆才可以重新組裝

201
00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:22,709
你是指重新裝在你身上

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對,不是,那不是重點

203
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我偷偷問一下,手臂可以給我嗎?

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00:13:26,584 --> 00:13:28,126
不,手臂不能給妳

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專心執行任務有那麼難嗎?

206
00:13:30,293 --> 00:13:33,126
我向來不信彩虹組合這一套

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對,我也不相信

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{\an8}(艾力克斯 “簡單!”)

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{\an8}(大紅 “抓!”)

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預備!

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開打!

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擊倒!

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躲開!

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在找這個?

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喜歡嗎?

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好了

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雷射笑話!

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多夫

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你沒必要跟那群三腳貓打得那麼認真

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我必須確定你很安全

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不然這一切就白費了

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你真貼心

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不過說真的,你沒必要跟他們打

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到頭來你會更傷心

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我的消息來源提供位置是有條件的

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用編解碼器換你

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什麼?你為了錢放棄我?

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沒那麼簡單

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這件事比你我更重要,多夫

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革命勢在必行

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伊甸不垮台,我們都不會自由

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有了這個我就可以讓伊甸垮台

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我們的那些計畫,一起離開伊甸

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都只是工作,是吧?

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你早就決定把我交出去

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我真的愛你,可是...

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理想是值得犧牲的

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還真是痛徹心肺的領悟,是吧?

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別再撞了好嗎?我要專心

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- 豬臉,你有意見嗎?
- 各位,你們看

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來,我幫你

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嘿,不要給我碰他...

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抱歉,我是潔德

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- 這是我的叔叔佩傑
- 我沒事

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對,那邊的天才是...

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嘿,我是柯迪羅德

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我明天應該要打冠軍賽的

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你是多夫雷射戰鷹隊長

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前伊甸特務,現在是全民公敵二號

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笑一個

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- 不笑也行
- 這是哪裡?

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不知道,我們也是醒來就在這裡了

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我們應該是被下藥了

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- 什麼?
- 天啊!

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我能感覺到弟兄的血有話跟我說

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我們在此是有原因的

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我們的記憶來自祖先的DNA
會永遠流傳下去

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那根本就是青蛙

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對,那是青蛙

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對,我是青蛙,怎樣?

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但首先,我是刺客兄弟會的人

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我的名字是牛...

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- 天啊
- 好怪的名字

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等等,你們看,裡面有東西

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天啊,這是超級監獄

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難道說我們真的在...

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我感覺有敵人來了

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對,我們也感覺到了

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很好,我們人多勢眾

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這是我們逃出去的最佳機會
看我的信號行動

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我是超級監獄的典獄長
我有三件事要告訴你們

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- 一,你們...
- 現在

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好,看來該先說第三件事

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對,你們腦袋裡有炸彈
做那種蠢事就會炸開

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那麼,回來說第一件事

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你們是我的囚犯

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我把你們湊在一起
是因為你們每個人都有獨特的特質

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二,對外界來說,你們已經不存在了

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恭喜,你們現在是我新的特務團隊了

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如果是這樣,儘管處決我吧

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我寧死也不想再為伊甸工作

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真可惜

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我以為你會想找你那個男朋友

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妳知道什麼?說,快點

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如果你現在開槍,就永遠不會知道了

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別擔心

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你們不是要替伊甸工作

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而是要替我工作

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休息一下吧

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你們的第一個任務早上八點開始

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