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{\an8}It's believed that Earth was formed
around 4.54 billion years ago.
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{\an8}Life forms were simple.
There was only bacteria then.
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{\an8}- BACILLUS: I WANT TO REPRODUCE.
- COCCUS: OKAY.
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{\an8}We needed some action that was excessively
given by dinosaurs 245 million years ago.
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They destroyed everything and fought
over food until chaos was all around.
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180 million years later, they were
kicked out of Earth and went extinct.
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Then, we humans appeared
200,000 years ago.
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We were the planet's weakest creatures
and easy prey for all predators.
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We had no superpowers and feared darkness,
which made us think out of the box.
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We realized that in order to survive,
we have to work as a team.
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We formed societies, built houses,
and created defense and attack strategies
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until we dominated the whole planet.
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As it's in our nature to be greedy,
we caged the birds.
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We slayed deer
to hang their heads on our walls.
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We stole ivory from elephants
and turned it into piano keys.
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We locked up the animals
just to entertain these people.
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Mother, Mother! Look, it's a lion.
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It looks like a cat.
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- Dear kitten.
- Stop it.
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After we'd settled and had found peace,
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we felt bored again,
as we had nothing to fill our time.
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So we started fighting each other.
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The first step was
to divide society into classes.
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One class creates issues for the one below
while complaining about the one above.
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The oppressed wait for a chance
to go up the class ladder
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to avenge all the oppression they had
when they were below.
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Show me the documents.
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Where’s the signature of the assistant
secretary of the topography department?
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- This is it.
- It must be in HD, it's not clear enough.
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You can come back at judgment day
and I'll do it for you.
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Or I will see you in Hell.
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The second step was to distract
people's minds with trifle matters,
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like relationships and their problems,
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horoscopes, jinn, fortune telling,
marriage, lineage and creating parties.
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They eventually became obsessed.
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They then created laws and rules that
prevented them from leading a normal life.
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{\an8}I promise to give your daughter
the life she dreams of.
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{\an8}What's your surname?
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{\an8}- Xao Ling.
- Ling the farmer?
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{\an8}Get out of here.
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Humans separated and were distracted
by the rules of modern society.
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There are only two classes now,
the strong and the weak.
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Both were partly demoralized.
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- Do your work! Come on!
- I lied to him.
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- You over there!
- I stole his money.
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What a fool!
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- Family is the main priority.
- Our people are better.
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No one says a word.
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These are all victims
of modern societal pressure.
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- It's Sociedad Police Department.
- Hello. Is it a police officer?
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Yes. I'd just been a boy in blue
before I was promoted to be an officer.
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I followed a group of bastard thieves
for eight months, so I got my promotion.
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Do you want to hear the whole story?
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No, thanks. I was in need
of such information indeed.
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- What do you want?
- I want to report an incident.
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An assault case.
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- My father is a bit hotheaded.
- Why is he like that?
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I chose to go to Art College,
and he didn't accept that.
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He said this specialization
is not for men.
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He said I have to go to the Physical
Fitness college and become a man.
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- Well said.
- What did you say?
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Do you know what's good
about being a physical fitness trainer?
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What a magnificent thing!
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It's the national anthem, students.
Stand by!
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Are you asleep? Stand by! Stand down!
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You look like dead people
who have been sleeping for ages.
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Do you think I'm not
as young and fit as you are?
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Stand by! Stand down!
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Many are wondering why
we queue up every morning.
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It has many benefits
that I'm unaware of up to this moment.
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But I'm sure I will be soon.
I think the principal has a point of view
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and he knows things that we don't know.
Stand down!
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You two aren't abiding by the rules!
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Red shoes!
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You have the Marines Haircut!
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You're suspended. Parents' summoning.
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It's wonderful to be
a Physical Education teacher.
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But this is not what I aspire to.
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I want to draw.
Come and get a drawing, sweetheart!
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Oh man!
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It's not in your job description
to tell me who's the man here. Is it?
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You want to tell me what to do?
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Do you want a bigger surprise?
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I'm your father!
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It's Shorehedan Police Station.
How can I help?
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I just wanted to tell you that I have
the best, most sensitive father ever.
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- He's the most caring father out there.
- Your father went home.
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No need to worry. You have to be confident
as long as you do the right thing.
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He's supposed to fear me
as I'm 17 years old now.
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Muhammad Ali got an Olympic medal
when he was 18.
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My dad is in his fifties,
so we'll fight and see.
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Dana. Hello, sweetheart.
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- Hello, sweetheart.
- We'll be married soon. I promise.
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- When?
- Maybe next week.
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- But we met two days ago.
- That's enough for me.
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- It feels like ages.
- I feel like I've known you for ages too.
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- Tell me about yourself.
- Once upon a time, I hit a man.
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- Really?
- I drive so fast.
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- No kidding!
- Once, I punched a man and took his car.
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- I can't believe it.
- I had my first cigarette when I was ten.
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- When did you first go clubbing?
- When I was an embryo.
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- Are you serious?
- Yes.
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- How old were you?
- Four months old.
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- Have you seen jinn before?
- Yes, I have.
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- When?
- It was a long time ago.
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Come. Your father wants to talk to you.
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Delicious soup! Did you make it?
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It's canned soup.
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I thought it was.
The water isn't hot enough.
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The bowl is neatly carved too.
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I mean you and my father are
the best parents. God bless you!
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You've come to an age, Taufeeq,
when it's time
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to choose the path you want to walk.
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For this reason,
we'll grant you the freedom to choose.
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You don't have to be a PE teacher.
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Science is for geniuses,
and literature is for fools.
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You know what you're capable of.
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So you have to choose between Law School
or Political Sciences College.
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You won't be a lawyer
as their job is to lie.
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Nor a businessman
as you're no good at projects.
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You're no good at project management.
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You'll go to
the Political Sciences College.
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Marion University has difficult courses.
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Attende College requires attendance.
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- You will go to Addis Ababa College.
- The professors can be bribed there.
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- They help students to pass.
- You'll graduate and be a professor.
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At 19, you'll become the don.
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- You'll pay all your debts back.
- You'll be able to afford fancy clothes.
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- Remember when you wet the bed?
- Pay for the bedsheets you wet.
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You retire at 60
and you'll still have ten years to live.
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You can do whatever you want.
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What are you talking about?
Remember when I posted your bail?
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And when you broke
Aunt Rawia's glass cups?
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And the World Cup ball that you destroyed?
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Are you old enough to think
about your future? Go to your room!
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- Get lost!
- To your room!
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We missed his funeral plan.
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I know someone who can get us
a discount from the cemetery.
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The weather is good.
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I need a partner
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and a lot of money
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and more clothes
and some tours around the world.
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Visiting the Maldives.
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The nature of Austria.
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Sharm El-Sheikh's sun.
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Broadway shows.
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I need all these things.
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Thank God, as there are many people
who don't even have blankets.
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There are two types of blankets.
One is made of wool, the other is of hair.
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- The one made of wool is expensive.
- Prices have gone up lately.
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Your best choice would be
average-quality goods.
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Second-rate goods? I was top of the class
in third grade. And you?
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I ranked third when I was in second grade.
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I was in the second row...
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at Tamer's concert.
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What were we talking about?
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Where did the sun rise from today?
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Write it down.
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Where did the sun rise from today?
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Write it down.
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Well, your loss.
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- I like it here but I want to live abroad.
- What do you mean?
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When I travel abroad, I miss home.
However, I don't like to come back.
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I want to take my country abroad with me.
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Let's go to the self-improvement workshop.
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I'M A HERO BUT NOBODY DISCOVERED IT CENTER
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You have an inner power
that no one's aware of.
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You have frequencies and ions inside,
and there's a submicroscopic power too.
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You're all millionaires.
Even you, Kheiria.
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Me?
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Don't say you're a loser.
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Say I didn't make it instead. Start over.
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You're a cheat who
gets money from his father.
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How ridiculous!
I didn't take any money from my father.
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The proof is that I waited
for his death to get my inheritance.
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Get him out, guards.
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You'll face many obstacles in your life.
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But keep in mind
that there's no gain without pain.
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Ashwaq said you had plastic surgery
to your nose? Is it true?
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Yes, I'm full of opportunities.
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We move to your questions.
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Dr. Sayad, how could you manage...
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Ask yourselves
and you'll get the right answers.
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He's inspiring indeed.
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Truly, he encouraged me
to start everything over.
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Me too, especially when he said
that we're all millionaires.
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Even Kheiria!
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- Yes, this was his main topic.
- I totally agree with you.
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- Marvelous!
- Where do we start the change from?
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I feel empty inside.
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Don't say that! You can start
with something central in your life.
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Something that your being is about.
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Such as your Instagram account.
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That's it. Your biography on Instagram.
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- What should I write?
- Do you like coffee?
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- Yes.
- Say you're a caffeine addict.
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That's very unique. I'm sure no one
has added this to his biography before.
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Do you feel that there's
someone like you in this world?
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- Of course not.
- Use a unicorn emoji then.
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This is the first time
anyone has done this.
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Use a ring emoji to tease
those who aren't married yet.
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I'll write "married to a prince
and mother of two angels."
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- You're amazing.
- May God keep the envious away.
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They're angels indeed.
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Taufeeq!
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Did you talk to your father
about marriage?
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We've known each other
for three whole days.
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It feels like three years indeed.
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- You feel the same?
- I won't go to art college.
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I will consult more people about that.
I'll consult young people like myself.
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Of course. Experience is important.
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Okay. Goodbye.
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- You're cheating.
- This is how it's played.
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- You stupid!
- Stop going to the cafe and go to work.
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When will the latest update be available?
When will it be available?
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It's available. I can sleep now.
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Madrid! Madrid!
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What major should I choose, guys?
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Nutrition, dentistry, anatomy, business
management, facilities and supplies.
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Refrigeration cooling.
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You look tired.
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Let's change the topic.
I ran two kilometers this morning.
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- What do you mean?
- I ran seven kilometers.
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I ran 12 kilometers.
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I started running five kilometers
at the beginning of this month.
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- This is my first run.
- I ran six kilometers at my first run.
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I ran two kilometers in three minutes.
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- My friend is running a marathon.
- My cousin is a joke!
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- I'm just a bit tired. It's no big deal.
- Because you're a joke!
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- He feels tired.
- This isn't the measure.
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- You need to be in good shape.
- What's wrong with you?
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I can totally beat you up.
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- I'm better than you.
- We're all better than you.
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How many planets are there
in our solar system?
237
00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:15,708
I think there are 11 planets.
238
00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:17,583
We're talking about planets, not football.
239
00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:20,250
There are six without the moon, right?
240
00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:23,083
Six? The devil's number?
241
00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:25,333
I told you the planets are a conspiracy.
242
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,542
No. They are Mercury,
Saturn, Japan and Zoomooruda.
243
00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:31,292
- There are just four planets.
- Are there any hookah flavor blends?
244
00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:35,458
Don't be lazy. Go and start a project
by uploading some videos on Instagram.
245
00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:36,958
Videos that talk about brands.
246
00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:38,250
And about editing content.
247
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,583
And changing the page.
248
00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:42,667
- Want to join the European Union?
- New hookah flavor blends?
249
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,292
Continue your study abroad.
250
00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:46,417
How did we miss that?
251
00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,833
- How will he leave his family alone?
- He'll live abroad.
252
00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:51,542
Do you need a friend in London?
I'll go with you.
253
00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:53,375
I'll go too. We're three now.
254
00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:54,542
Three?
255
00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:56,667
Trilateral like a pyramid?
256
00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:59,167
This means bad omens. It means
the one-eyed man will show up soon.
257
00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:00,583
I'll come too, to make it quadrilateral.
258
00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,958
- What major should I choose?
- Choose a Mathematics major.
259
00:11:03,042 --> 00:11:05,208
A special major which is highly required.
260
00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:06,625
It's a unique major.
261
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:09,708
Einstein and Descartes both excelled
at this major.
262
00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:10,958
Are they better than you?
263
00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:13,625
I wonder what they would make
if they were alive in this era.
264
00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:16,625
In a new world, trucks would seem so real.
265
00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:19,250
Even in the old world, my friend.
I always wanted to meet Newton.
266
00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,000
But I'm not good at Math.
267
00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:22,833
Is anyone born a scientist?
268
00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:24,625
A thousand-mile journey
begins with a single step.
269
00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:26,917
As the saying goes, instead of doing
it now, why not wait till tomorrow?
270
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,542
As the saying goes,
ships are moved by wind... They always are.
271
00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:32,042
Do you want to come with me?
272
00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:39,958
- Move your elbow!
- I put my arm there first!
273
00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:41,542
You stink!
274
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,667
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome to the flight to Corten Ville.
275
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:54,083
Thanks for telling us.
We weren't aware of our destination.
276
00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:57,792
Sorry for the late takeoff.
277
00:11:57,875 --> 00:12:00,333
My name is Hana,
and I'll be your flight attendant.
278
00:12:00,417 --> 00:12:02,750
- No one asked.
- We're comforted that you said your name.
279
00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:05,958
- I feel you're close to us.
- Can you love my son more than me?
280
00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:11,750
The plane's crew and I are here to ensure
you enjoy the flight this morning.
281
00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:13,292
What are you going to do?
282
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:14,917
Please fasten your seatbelts
283
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,500
and don't smoke
when the No Smoking sign lights up.
284
00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,375
- So will the sign stop lighting up?
- No.
285
00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:20,875
What then?
286
00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:25,708
If there's anything I can do to make
this flight more enjoyable and safer--
287
00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:27,042
Take off already!
288
00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:30,125
When is the takeoff?
289
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,583
Let's go!
290
00:12:35,292 --> 00:12:38,208
- Captain.
- We're taking off. They're idiots.
291
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:42,000
Whether you fasten your seatbelts or not,
it won't help you if we crash.
292
00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:45,000
If there is a problem with the engine,
put on the ventilator.
293
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:46,125
It'll give you six extra minutes
294
00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:47,917
to say bye to those next to you
before the crash.
295
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:52,958
There were 1,525 plane crashes
from 1959 till 2015.
296
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:56,750
The number of casualties
during that period was 29,165.
297
00:12:56,958 --> 00:13:00,958
If the engine blows up, you can jump.
And then the other engine will suck you in
298
00:13:01,042 --> 00:13:03,125
and turn you into lasagna
in the stratosphere.
299
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,750
If you want to be special,
wear a life jacket.
300
00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:07,417
The formula will change a bit,
301
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,125
and you'll become lasagna
with plastic on top.
302
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:10,458
Enjoy your flight.
303
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,167
{\an8}TWO HOURS LATER...
304
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,333
{\an8}Peace be upon you, passengers.
This is your captain.
305
00:13:15,417 --> 00:13:16,792
I'll be giving you trivial information.
306
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:19,250
We are now at an altitude
of 33,000 feet above sea level.
307
00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:23,333
The temperature is minus 42,
in case you wanted to jump.
308
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:24,708
Continue with your lunch.
309
00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:31,167
Man, check how they live peacefully.
And everyone minds their own business.
310
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,500
When will we learn from them?
311
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:35,333
What's this? What you pray for?!
312
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:38,167
Buddha?
You know what Buddha means in my country?
313
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,208
Ice cream!
314
00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:42,708
- Zlem, let's go.
- You pray Buddha, we eat Buddha.
315
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:44,792
Funny, right?
316
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,250
Good.
317
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,147
{\an8}DEPORTED
MORON UNFIT FOR HUMAN INTERACTION
318
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:27,833
You have beautiful girl... blondes.
319
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,792
Sine squared divided by 12
320
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,375
minus the length of the base cubed
divided by four.
321
00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:42,500
There's still plenty of time.
322
00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:47,083
- Studying?
- Yes! Sine squared divided by 12...
323
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,792
Parallelogram, each side...
324
00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:55,000
Parallelogram?!
325
00:14:55,292 --> 00:14:56,542
It has four triangles!
326
00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:59,792
The Illuminati plan has been completed!
The end is nigh!
327
00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:05,417
Every two opposing sides are the same.
Every two opposing angles are the same.
328
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:12,500
HARD WORK PAYS OFF
329
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:16,917
Hey, buddy! The weather here is the same
as the weather on your side, right?
330
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,125
It is the same!
331
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:19,917
What a nut!
332
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,917
- Want to study together?
- Where?
333
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:23,875
- Starbucks.
- Okay.
334
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,250
- Really? All right.
- Really.
335
00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,781
- My friend and brother!
- My buddy!
336
00:15:28,856 --> 00:15:30,042
- My brother's brother!
- My sister's brother!
337
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:31,172
- My close friend.
- My valuable friend!
338
00:15:31,272 --> 00:15:32,375
- What have you been up to?
- Nothing much.
339
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:33,417
Still in Barcelona?
340
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,375
- No, I left.
- Really?
341
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,042
- Two hours starting now.
- Let's study.
342
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,922
- X and z, four centimeters.
- Z and y, three centimeters.
343
00:15:39,997 --> 00:15:42,333
- The area equals the base multiplied by...
- The area equals the base multiplied by...
344
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,042
Write 45 and a heart of love.
345
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,333
You know what it means? Heart of love.
346
00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:52,792
- She's one of us.
- You can tell from the way she speaks.
347
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:55,083
They like cream a lot.
"Mocha, double-cream."
348
00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:58,333
- Remember Umoud?
- How is Obaid?
349
00:15:58,683 --> 00:15:59,892
- He's in the past now.
- A good friend.
350
00:16:00,014 --> 00:16:01,681
- Yes, a close brother.
- No, a brother of a close brother.
351
00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:03,458
- I hope he's well.
- Let's study.
352
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:06,542
When you stick the compass needle at y,
draw an arch, brother.
353
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:07,750
Open the compass.
354
00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:11,550
- Remember it?
- Yes, the trip to Colorado!
355
00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:12,997
- With our brother Salloum.
- Our brother's brother.
356
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,989
- My sister's brother. My brother.
- Brother of my sister's heart. My brother.
357
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,333
- Why?
- We studied a lot, doctor, my brother!
358
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,917
- My brother's brother.
- The dear one.
359
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,792
- No, my close friend. My brother.
- My brother.
360
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,750
Don't worry, Taufeeq.
We'll find another university.
361
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:35,375
Maybe the doctor wanted you to subtract
six centimeters from the 12 cm sides.
362
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:38,625
So you'll have six and six as well
as the subtracted six. Three sixes!
363
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,917
- A diabolical number!
- Please shut up.
364
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:47,750
I want to draw! Let me draw you! Man!
365
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:49,583
Science is for the smart,
and literature is for the stupid.
366
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:50,792
And you know yourself.
367
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:52,772
Did you talk to your dad
about the marriage?
368
00:16:52,897 --> 00:16:54,125
Yes, we've been together
for three days now.
369
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,250
But they were more like three years!
370
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,833
Do you have new vape flavors?
371
00:16:56,917 --> 00:17:01,292
Don't be lazy. Start a project
and upload videos to Instagram.
372
00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:03,292
True. That's it.
373
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,542
That's what I want.
374
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:08,042
It needs marketing.
The application needs to be accepted.
375
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,542
- Empower animal resources.
- Want to get in the European Union?
376
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,292
I'll finish my paperwork tomorrow.
377
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:15,375
{\an8}THREE YEARS LATER
378
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:17,792
NAJAH COMMERCIAL COMMITTEE
FOR ROBBING YOU
379
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:19,375
"YOU WON'T GET IT DONE"
380
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,167
Excuse me, I was allowed to work.
381
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,958
I've met all terms.
I just need your stamp, please.
382
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,042
- What?
- My nephew,
383
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,958
the colonel of the police station
in Wakanda, didn't sign it.
384
00:17:32,042 --> 00:17:34,833
- But there's no space left, look.
- Let him sign here.
385
00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:37,167
It won't take long.
A month, approximately.
386
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,542
A human being lives for 65 years.
387
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,125
You want me to waste a month
on this signature?
388
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:42,042
On top of the 34 months
that I spent to finish it?
389
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:44,792
It's okay, a month isn't much.
Check the line behind you.
390
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,167
All of them are waiting.
391
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,583
He's been doing one piece
of paperwork for two months now.
392
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,250
And this one...
I forgot how long he's been here.
393
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,583
He's breathing! See, he's still alive.
394
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:56,708
There's no danger.
395
00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:59,875
AMBEEH INSTITUTE FOR FRAUD
396
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:02,167
100% PROFIT WITH NO LAUNDRY
397
00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:05,917
Excuse me, my idea is to upload videos
to Instagram to teach drawing that are--
398
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,708
With a post on Instagram it's 2,000.
399
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:10,125
We have a model
in case you want to advertise a product.
400
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,667
What are her modeling qualifications?
401
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,833
None. It was just her dream
since she was a little girl.
402
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:17,708
- May God protect our daughters and yours.
- I don't have any, I'm not married.
403
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:18,792
Take her then.
404
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,750
Marry her.
405
00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:24,042
Come! Pay a dowry!
406
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,292
Give us money!
407
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:29,750
What's your problem?
408
00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:32,167
- I want to use the bathroom.
- Thirty dinars.
409
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,958
- Where's the door?
- Twenty-five dinars.
410
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:38,958
If you want a curtain, it's 15.
411
00:18:39,042 --> 00:18:41,250
- No, I don't.
- Half a curtain? Half a door? What?
412
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,542
- I want a door.
- Here.
413
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,417
- What am I to do with it?
- Installment is 12.
414
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,792
I bought it believing it would be ready.
415
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,414
Oh, right. Something to change the mood
comes with it.
416
00:18:48,514 --> 00:18:49,458
- Really?
- Go on, get in!
417
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:54,500
You know, the mood thing is for real.
It's for 18 dinars.
418
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,667
- The lock is broken.
- Now it's 22.
419
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,458
Or 40 if you want it new.
420
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:04,875
Hello, I'm Taufeeq.
421
00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:08,417
I'll teach you the basics
of drawing facial expressions easily.
422
00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:14,417
{\an8}- Nice!
- Wow!
423
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:16,250
{\an8}- Taufeeq did it!
- Excellent.
424
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,792
{\an8}Keep up the good work!
425
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,042
{\an8}- A child drew this.
- It's a cliche.
426
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,339
{\an8}- Is this a face or a tombstone?
- Change the background!
427
00:19:25,439 --> 00:19:27,042
The distance between the eyebrows
is equal to the distance
428
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,958
{\an8}between our country and the Great Wall.
429
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,833
{\an8}You're fun.
Send me your Snapchat, darling.
430
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:33,625
If Picasso had known about you,
he would've become a pharmacist.
431
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:42,292
SAHI CENTER
FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDIES
432
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,625
Doctor, I'm trying to do
the only thing I know how to do.
433
00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:45,958
But people are bullying me.
434
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,083
How tall are you?
435
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,458
Doctor, I'm upset.
Check what they've typed to me.
436
00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:52,833
The Internet is a difficult world, Taufeeq.
437
00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:55,042
Everyone is an expert commenter,
a director, a photographer,
438
00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:57,000
a painter, a fighter,
and understands the strategies of life.
439
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,250
But if you want the truth,
440
00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,542
your drawing was a joke!
441
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:08,875
- What's wrong?
- They're mocking me.
442
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,375
That's because you're a joke!
443
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:14,167
Enough.
444
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,042
Girls, let's play Truth.
445
00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:18,667
What're my flaws? I forgive.
446
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,250
It eats me from the inside,
but I don't like to discuss it.
447
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,167
I keep it inside of me,
but I don't keep grudges.
448
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,125
Grudges eat away at one's lifespan,
so I hate no one.
449
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:26,750
Why would I hate?
It's better to let them go.
450
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,500
I can keep it inside of me,
but inside of my heart?
451
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:29,958
One sweet word makes me forget everything.
452
00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:31,292
But I still remember what happened.
453
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,208
Don't completely forget
and don't remember everything.
454
00:20:33,292 --> 00:20:35,000
If you hold a grudge,
don't hold it in your hearts.
455
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,667
Don't ever hate anyone,
even if they hurt you.
456
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:37,958
Look at what Maha did to me!
457
00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:39,708
That terrible woman!
May her family face evil!
458
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:41,875
But do I hate her? No. Go on, ask me.
459
00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:44,667
Muna, what's your biggest fear?
460
00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,292
Let's not talk about these things, please.
461
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,125
You know that I'm scared
of ghosts and spiders?
462
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,500
Let me tell you a story.
463
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,708
Come back! Where are you going?
464
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:55,333
I think it's hard for them
to reach my intellectual level.
465
00:20:59,042 --> 00:21:01,583
Dana, are you attending
the class of Academic Research Basics?
466
00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:03,167
Yes, and you are Jana, Marwa's cousin?
467
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:05,708
Yes, but it's weird that you aren't
with her. Why are you alone?
468
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:07,875
- Marwa and I fought.
- Why?
469
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:09,208
She customized me on Snapchat.
470
00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:10,750
- I'm not on good terms with her either.
- Why?
471
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,333
She likes the guy I like.
472
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,125
- Shall we become friends?
- Of course, dear.
473
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:16,958
- What's up?
- We don't like Marwa.
474
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,167
I also fought with someone called Marwa.
475
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,542
I don't think our gathering
is a coincidence.
476
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:22,125
- Really?
- Want to be a part of the gang?
477
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,792
- Yes.
- Oh, you know each other?
478
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,250
- What got you together?
- None of us is on good terms with Marwa.
479
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,042
But Marwa talks about them all the time.
480
00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:32,208
- What's your name?
- Marwa.
481
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,458
We don't like you!
482
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:36,833
- Can I join you?
- Sure.
483
00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:38,042
- She has what it takes.
- Certainly.
484
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:39,167
- Welcome.
- Yes.
485
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,208
Of course. We'll know all about you soon.
486
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:44,333
I don't think there are
people like us in the world.
487
00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:48,833
And so they became best friends.
488
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:51,958
I wish I'd known you earlier.
489
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,542
- I'm a Pisces.
- Virgo.
490
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:54,625
Sagittarius.
491
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:57,167
- Why are you laughing?
- Not sure. I feel like I should.
492
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,417
You are right.
493
00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,875
- I feel the lives of girls are trivial.
- And silly.
494
00:22:00,958 --> 00:22:02,292
They only talk about makeup
and appearances.
495
00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:05,000
- Unlike us who like scientific research.
- And the academic one.
496
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,375
Did you know that turtles
reproduce via the process of fission?
497
00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:09,792
- No, I don't think so.
- You don't have to always disagree.
498
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:12,125
- We were taught that.
- Right, in Geology or Philosophy.
499
00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:14,500
- Not in Physical Education?
- That's right, fission has movement.
500
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:15,708
Even Math has division.
501
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:18,667
- Okay, okay, but what's the proof?
- Here, check this.
502
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:21,792
- "Turtles reproduce via fission."
- Archimedes.
503
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,042
You know, I'm starting to believe it
504
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:26,125
because I like this Archimedes,
the guy in 300.
505
00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:27,333
No, that one is called Mercedes.
506
00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:28,708
Who's Leonidas then?
507
00:22:28,792 --> 00:22:30,000
I think that's a Pokémon.
508
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:32,042
Americans' names are confusing.
509
00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:35,708
Where did the sun rise from today?
Note it down.
510
00:22:36,542 --> 00:22:38,958
Where did the sun rise from today?
Note it down.
511
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,292
As you wish, it's your loss.
512
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,625
Thank you, my intellectual friends.
513
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,333
I have now found my passion in life.
514
00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:46,667
I'll change my bio on Instagram.
515
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:48,458
TURTLE-SUPPORTER 4 LIFE
516
00:22:48,542 --> 00:22:49,958
Give turtles their rights!
517
00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:51,542
Their shell is too heavy to carry!
518
00:22:51,625 --> 00:22:52,708
You have no emotions!
519
00:22:52,792 --> 00:22:54,833
May God burden you with a big shell!
520
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:56,458
That's enough.
I think we've convinced them.
521
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,083
- We have strong proof.
- And we are strong.
522
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:00,875
Also, chimpanzees...
523
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,208
So did you do what you wanted to do?
Your project, I mean.
524
00:23:03,292 --> 00:23:05,375
Videos about drawing, huh?
How is it going?
525
00:23:05,458 --> 00:23:07,708
You know how.
The online community is ruthless.
526
00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:09,500
- You know why?
- Why?
527
00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:10,667
Because you're a joke!
528
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:16,333
Why don't you listen? Didn't I recommend
Physical Education or Political Sciences?
529
00:23:16,417 --> 00:23:18,750
- Come on, arms crossed.
- Dad, I don't need that right now.
530
00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:20,250
You need to change your way of life!
531
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:21,667
You need to become a man!
532
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,000
- How?
- Watch the news with me.
533
00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:29,750
We always aim to provide equal opportunity
for all social classes on levels of... Wait...
534
00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:33,000
democracy and psychology.
535
00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:36,500
Facing problems?
Your dad ruined your future?
536
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,708
Order Juice Time.
537
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:41,917
Talk to us about the importance
of social equality.
538
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:46,167
{\an8}Of course, there are many opportunities.
And God is always with us.
539
00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:48,833
{\an8}And the people are hardworking
and supportive, right?
540
00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:50,792
- Dad.
- Shut it, listen to this.
541
00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:54,583
What are the biggest challenges
to employment in the new century?
542
00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:57,875
The resources must be supported
by refuting the sustainability
543
00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:01,708
of perspective perceptions using
a traditional method and... something.
544
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:05,125
Michael, can you phrase it in a way that...
545
00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:06,625
Let me oversimplify.
546
00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:09,417
Here is the polar centralization,
and here is global warming.
547
00:24:09,542 --> 00:24:11,625
A newer vision can't affect my decision.
548
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:15,833
- Are you there?
- Dad, this is not helpful.
549
00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:17,542
What's helpful then? Drawing?
550
00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:21,000
Oh, I want to be a drawer!
Let me draw you! Be a man!
551
00:24:21,542 --> 00:24:23,875
The army announced
that they're accepting recruits. Join.
552
00:24:24,542 --> 00:24:27,500
And on this day, the ministry decided
to develop the military approach.
553
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:31,875
We need new strategies to strengthen our
defenses and develop our military prowess!
554
00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:33,958
Good idea, consider it done.
555
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,292
- Down, soldier!
- Yes, sir!
556
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,625
- Up, soldier!
- Yes, sir!
557
00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,125
- Who told you to go up?
- You, sir!
558
00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:41,708
Don't say "You, sir!"
Say, "At your order, sir!"
559
00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:44,292
At your order, sir! Sir! Yes, sir!
560
00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:45,833
- Quitting or not quitting?
- Not!
561
00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:48,333
- Quitting or not quitting?
- I'm quitting, Captain. Peace be upon you.
562
00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:49,875
Not a man!
563
00:24:54,042 --> 00:24:56,833
- Hey, Taufeeq, what's the matter?
- I just left the army training camp.
564
00:24:56,917 --> 00:24:59,500
All broken, heartbeats aren't regular,
and I'm not breathing well.
565
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:00,458
Panadol.
566
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,500
I feel exhausted. I can't move.
567
00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:04,167
Panadol Extra gives you energy.
568
00:25:04,292 --> 00:25:07,167
- I can't sleep.
- Panadol Night makes you sleep and forget.
569
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:10,167
- I think you're wrong.
- I could've said to have some Dettol
570
00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:13,042
and chew some gum,
but my job is to make sure you don't die.
571
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,542
Where did you get your degree?
572
00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:17,500
A long story of hard work.
573
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,708
Hamad, I need a sentence.
574
00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:24,333
It seems you're cheating.
Didn't I explain it already?
575
00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:28,083
Five plus two equals what?
576
00:25:28,167 --> 00:25:29,792
- Seven!
- Yes, good boy.
577
00:25:30,792 --> 00:25:32,083
The rest is homework.
578
00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:37,500
In high school,
they would search for cell phones.
579
00:25:37,583 --> 00:25:39,833
If you had one, you were
more dangerous than Pablo Escobar.
580
00:25:39,917 --> 00:25:42,375
I didn't have a phone,
but my shoes were red.
581
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,667
Get out!
I want to see your parents tomorrow.
582
00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:46,667
Is this a class or a Barcelona match?
583
00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:49,250
You should adhere to our values,
traditions and principles.
584
00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:51,500
But sir, my shoes don't impact
my academic achievement.
585
00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,708
- No! You are imitating Messi.
- No, I'm just--
586
00:25:53,792 --> 00:25:55,542
Let him imitate us!
We shouldn't imitate him!
587
00:25:55,625 --> 00:25:58,500
Let him wear his shoes and play. Isn't he
the best player in the world? Go on!
588
00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:00,125
Our school hated Barcelona.
589
00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:03,083
They suspended me, and two days later,
I returned after pulling some strings.
590
00:26:03,167 --> 00:26:05,417
I attended school wearing sliders
and got suspended again.
591
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:06,542
I still don't know why.
592
00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:08,417
At college, the lecture was one hour long.
593
00:26:08,542 --> 00:26:11,125
The doctor would talk about himself
for an hour and ten minutes.
594
00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:14,167
Good evening, our lesson today is about
the most important microscopic components
595
00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:15,708
that cannot be seen with the naked eye.
596
00:26:15,792 --> 00:26:17,958
When I was your age,
I studied at Uranus University.
597
00:26:18,042 --> 00:26:20,792
King Arthur was ruling. They wanted
my grandfather to rule, but he refused.
598
00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:23,125
Angelina Jolie is jealous of my sister,
and I have a lot of money.
599
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,500
Sorry, back to our lesson.
600
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:25,750
I was top of my class
601
00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:27,833
and the second person in the world
to buy an Xbox 360.
602
00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:29,792
Bill Gates beat me to it,
because it's that bastard's company.
603
00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:31,500
So technically, I was the first to buy it.
604
00:26:31,583 --> 00:26:33,375
This world does not deserve me.
605
00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:35,917
So I graduated from college
dumber than I was at high school.
606
00:26:36,042 --> 00:26:37,750
All who became teachers
from my generation
607
00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:41,125
followed the same approach,
and it is still like that today.
608
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:44,292
So we graduated and created
a golden generation, as you can see.
609
00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:47,167
- Nice. So what should I take now?
- Panadol Night.
610
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,917
Why are you wearing red shoes?
611
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:52,792
AMBEEH INSTITUTE FOR FRAUD
612
00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:58,458
Check out this jacket. It's beautiful
and made from the best unique fox leather.
613
00:26:58,542 --> 00:27:00,417
It just needs a marketing face
and some ads.
614
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:02,208
If you want to advertise,
we have a model.
615
00:27:03,292 --> 00:27:05,625
She doesn't cost anything.
Just marry her and set me free.
616
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,292
I'm sure she has fans
617
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:09,292
and she gets many likes.
Many men would want her.
618
00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:12,083
There're the Turtle-Supporters in the
group. God bless them, they're a trend.
619
00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:14,167
Each video of theirs gets
at least three million views.
620
00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:16,000
- I want them.
- Hello, Turtle-Supporters?
621
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:17,750
We're ready. Where's the money?
622
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:20,875
The product is a leather jacket
from a fox hunted in the jungle.
623
00:27:20,958 --> 00:27:22,083
- A fox?
- Poor thing!
624
00:27:22,167 --> 00:27:24,250
- You skinned it?
- How cruel humans are!
625
00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:26,875
Sorry, the product goes
against our anti-cruelty principles.
626
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:29,167
- How much?
- How much do you want?
627
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:34,083
- 4,000.
- I'll give you 8,000.
628
00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:36,417
- You know that foxes are cunning?
- They are.
629
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,583
- So cunning.
- We support turtles anyway.
630
00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:41,042
- What's a fox got to do with it?
- Oh my God, foxes deserve it.
631
00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:42,583
Deal
632
00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:46,917
Hi, girls! Today I present to you
a fabulous new product.
633
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,708
You can wear it with boots
when you get a big loan. I mean, you can...
634
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,542
I need to make the Snap again.
My subconscious got confused.
635
00:27:53,708 --> 00:27:55,417
Hi, girls! Oh, shit.
636
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:58,042
Be natural, Jana. Be natural.
637
00:27:58,292 --> 00:28:01,500
Hi, girls! This is a new jacket
from original fox leather
638
00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:03,667
kept in fridges. Highly recommended.
639
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:05,333
There are only three in the world.
640
00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:07,583
They were slaughtered halal. Don't worry.
641
00:28:08,542 --> 00:28:10,042
You slaughtered an animal for a jacket?
642
00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:11,875
They are frauds who
are tricking our children!
643
00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:13,333
All that for money?
644
00:28:13,417 --> 00:28:15,500
- Where's the humanity?
- Animal rights!
645
00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:19,250
THE SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM COURT
646
00:28:19,917 --> 00:28:21,833
{\an8}I swear I didn't know
it was from an animal.
647
00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:23,458
But you said "fox" in the video!
648
00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:26,292
{\an8}Yes, but there are two kinds of fox.
There is the common fox
649
00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:29,500
{\an8}and the cunning metaphorical fox
which we mention in poetry.
650
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,125
{\an8}My subconscious got confused.
651
00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:33,208
{\an8}But I swear I didn't know
it was an animal!
652
00:28:33,292 --> 00:28:34,875
What did you think it was then?
653
00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:38,250
{\an8}Maybe a... a snake.
I said "snake" in the video!
654
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:40,792
Snakes are also animals.
It seems you just finished preschool.
655
00:28:40,875 --> 00:28:41,833
{\an8}- Really?
- Yes.
656
00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:44,875
{\an8}But the snake is cold-blooded.
It pounces on its prey.
657
00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:46,750
You said "fox," not "snake"!
658
00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:48,375
{\an8}No, I said "spot baldness."
659
00:28:48,458 --> 00:28:50,792
{\an8}The scabs that show on the skin sometimes.
660
00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:53,417
{\an8}- You don't agree with science?
- It was fox! Stop beating around the bush!
661
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,792
{\an8}Sorry, okay!
662
00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:57,708
Fraud!
663
00:28:58,250 --> 00:28:59,500
Irresponsible.
664
00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:01,375
Uncultured.
665
00:29:08,792 --> 00:29:09,708
Execution.
666
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,250
They're taking advantage of her weakness
because she's a girl.
667
00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:14,500
Men are so malicious.
668
00:29:14,583 --> 00:29:17,417
They ruled us for years.
Now is the time to stand up.
669
00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:19,292
Hey, you!
670
00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:21,875
By the way,
we can do the same stuff guys do.
671
00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:23,208
We can even beat them.
672
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,917
- What?
- Who said that?
673
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,208
- What's going on?
- Are you lost, sister?
674
00:29:28,292 --> 00:29:30,292
This is proof from the ninth-grade book
675
00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:32,625
that women can be pregnant
for nine months.
676
00:29:32,875 --> 00:29:33,917
Can men do that?
677
00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:37,333
And many women can withstand tattooing.
678
00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:39,500
Can you withstand this?
679
00:29:44,625 --> 00:29:47,083
Women can't carry out
military missions like men!
680
00:29:47,167 --> 00:29:48,500
Can you get pregnant for nine months?
681
00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:51,042
As for leadership positions,
men don't take maternity leave.
682
00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:53,500
- Can you get pregnant for nine months?
- Yes, I can!
683
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,042
You're a girl!
684
00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:57,542
- You're the girl!
- I'm not a girl! Don't curse at me!
685
00:29:57,625 --> 00:29:58,875
- You're the girl
- I'm a man!
686
00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:01,042
- I'm the man.
- You want to become a man?
687
00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:02,417
No, I'll be a woman like a man.
688
00:30:02,792 --> 00:30:04,000
Order. Order.
689
00:30:05,208 --> 00:30:06,917
Dear ones, a question from the audience.
690
00:30:07,042 --> 00:30:08,417
Where did the sun rise from today?
691
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:09,792
- Note it down.
- Are you serious?
692
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:11,292
Suit yourself. It's your loss.
693
00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:12,958
Ms. Dana.
694
00:30:13,042 --> 00:30:16,875
We always notice that women are
very interested in getting men's tasks.
695
00:30:16,958 --> 00:30:20,042
But we don't see men who are
interested in getting women's tasks.
696
00:30:20,125 --> 00:30:21,083
Why is that? Thanks.
697
00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:23,458
Because they linked pregnancy
and giving birth to women,
698
00:30:23,542 --> 00:30:24,542
and that's not necessary.
699
00:30:24,667 --> 00:30:26,250
And she kept going on and on
700
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:28,542
and received encouragement
from her friends.
701
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:30,125
- You had him.
- You embarrassed him.
702
00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:33,458
You're a woman and you beat him.
What would've happened if you were a man?
703
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,500
Don't call me a woman!
704
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,083
Sorry, I was still in the zone.
705
00:30:37,208 --> 00:30:38,333
Let me change my bio quickly.
706
00:30:38,417 --> 00:30:41,250
SUPPORTER OF THE WORLD'S RIGHTS
AND OF PLANET CAPTAIN AMERICA
707
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:43,625
{\an8}She got excited and started defending
the world's minorities
708
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:44,667
until none remained.
709
00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:47,625
Her ambition didn't stop there. She began
a movement to defend astronomical objects.
710
00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:50,792
She claimed that these objects are lonely
while they roam around in the universe.
711
00:30:50,875 --> 00:30:52,333
Then she demanded from some ministry
712
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:55,542
that Niobium and Tellurium be given
their rights in the periodical table
713
00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:57,458
and put ahead of Hydrogen and Helium.
714
00:30:57,542 --> 00:30:59,500
Because, poor things, they are very far
and no one mentions them.
715
00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:02,792
That campaign was called "They Are
Already Elements. Don't Elementize Them."
716
00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:05,875
What are you doing to yourself?
717
00:31:06,042 --> 00:31:08,750
Look who's talking!
"I'm quitting, Officer."
718
00:31:10,792 --> 00:31:11,958
I told you this is taboo.
719
00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:14,042
Don't interfere with me
and I won't interfere with you.
720
00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:15,583
Whether a supporter of turtles,
or something else,
721
00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:17,208
or bacteria, it's my life! I'm free!
722
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,417
I get you. I'm like you.
723
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,833
I'm trying to find something for me,
but people always bring down my morale.
724
00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:25,000
License and registration.
725
00:31:29,042 --> 00:31:30,542
- What's the matter?
- There must be something illegal,
726
00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:32,333
I just can't find it. Help me out a bit.
727
00:31:33,833 --> 00:31:36,292
- There's nothing, I swear.
- I can't not find anything!
728
00:31:37,792 --> 00:31:39,000
License and registration.
729
00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:42,250
- Why do you have license and registration?
- Officer?
730
00:31:42,792 --> 00:31:45,375
I'm a deputy corporal, not an officer.
You are not seeing clearly.
731
00:31:45,458 --> 00:31:47,542
Driving under the influence.
732
00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:49,958
But I'm a good guy!
733
00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:52,375
A good guy under the influence!
734
00:31:53,833 --> 00:31:57,375
In Dr. Anwar Sayyadi's lecture,
he says, "Only a fruitful tree is stoned."
735
00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,958
I'm being attacked, Taufeeq.
736
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,542
Attacked because I'm successful.
737
00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:02,125
You're being attacked
because you're infuriating.
738
00:32:02,208 --> 00:32:03,875
You specialize in infuriating people
with your ideas
739
00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:05,958
that you got from 90 references
and put together!
740
00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:07,500
You end up with a broccoli-bat salad!
741
00:32:08,042 --> 00:32:10,667
I think you're stoning me
because I'm a fruitful tree.
742
00:32:11,083 --> 00:32:12,625
- What do you say we hang up?
- Okay.
743
00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:18,083
All of us fail at some point in our life,
744
00:32:18,167 --> 00:32:20,375
but that doesn't mean
you should stop failing.
745
00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:22,333
Doctor, are you trying to help me?
746
00:32:22,417 --> 00:32:24,125
- Of course!
- What should I do?
747
00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:25,875
Just continue what you're doing.
You're a failure.
748
00:32:25,958 --> 00:32:27,292
- Cool.
- Come back.
749
00:32:27,375 --> 00:32:28,958
You failure! You joke!
750
00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:31,500
Honestly though, sorry. Come back.
You made me feel sorry for you.
751
00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:32,542
- She left you?
- Yes.
752
00:32:32,625 --> 00:32:33,667
- Your dad is pressuring you?
- Yes.
753
00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:35,208
- Bad friends? Kicked out of college?
- Yes.
754
00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:36,417
- Failed in your project?
- Yes.
755
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,000
- Went to the army and left?
- Yes.
756
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,583
You joke!
757
00:32:41,458 --> 00:32:43,708
No, that's enough. Look forward. Get busy.
758
00:32:43,792 --> 00:32:45,875
- Get a job.
- I don't have a degree. It's too late.
759
00:32:45,958 --> 00:32:48,042
What degree? Use your high school diploma.
760
00:32:48,125 --> 00:32:49,083
Wait a second.
761
00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:51,208
Hey, Mirtui?
762
00:32:51,292 --> 00:32:53,167
Tomorrow, my son will go to you.
Find him a place.
763
00:32:53,292 --> 00:32:54,958
Bye, bye. Okay. Bye, bye.
764
00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:56,000
Done.
765
00:33:01,042 --> 00:33:02,792
Taufeeq?
766
00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:04,083
Mirtui?
767
00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:05,208
Welcome.
768
00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:09,833
Tell Mr. Hamid that I smoke.
769
00:33:09,917 --> 00:33:11,583
Let him suspend me.
I don't want to go to school.
770
00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:12,917
You're so badass.
771
00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:14,167
Teach me.
772
00:33:14,917 --> 00:33:15,917
It's innate.
773
00:33:16,542 --> 00:33:18,083
- Where are you going?
- I want to get a bun.
774
00:33:18,167 --> 00:33:19,250
- No.
- Why not?
775
00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:20,542
- I want to hit you first.
- Why?
776
00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:21,917
Because you're talking back.
777
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:23,708
What's your mother's name?
778
00:33:23,875 --> 00:33:26,083
- What's your mother's name?
- Martha! Martha!
779
00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:28,333
Okay, let's go, guys.
780
00:33:29,792 --> 00:33:33,333
Let's welcome our brother
and colleague Taufeeq. It's his first day.
781
00:33:33,417 --> 00:33:34,917
Welcome, Taufeeq!
782
00:33:35,042 --> 00:33:39,000
I want you to get comfortable and consider
yourself among your family and friends.
783
00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:41,208
- Okay.
- Alright, get me a glass of water.
784
00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:43,333
- But Mister...
- It's there. It's not far.
785
00:33:43,417 --> 00:33:45,833
- It's not the distance.
- What then? Velocity and time?
786
00:33:46,542 --> 00:33:47,542
Laugh.
787
00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:51,750
Good. Or do you want a demotion?
788
00:33:51,917 --> 00:33:54,333
In the job description,
it doesn't say to get the manager water.
789
00:33:54,417 --> 00:33:56,417
But it says to do as the manager says!
790
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:58,208
Scratch my back, I can't reach it.
791
00:33:59,625 --> 00:34:03,042
Look, Taufeeq.
You think we were never in your place?
792
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:05,042
We didn't like it
and wanted our bosses' jobs.
793
00:34:05,125 --> 00:34:07,333
But when we replace them,
we do the same stuff.
794
00:34:07,417 --> 00:34:08,500
- Rashid!
- Sir!
795
00:34:08,583 --> 00:34:10,333
Nothing, sit down! Rash...
796
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:13,000
- Sir!
- I didn't finish your name. You're fired.
797
00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:17,250
One gets to be a manager
for only a short period of time.
798
00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:19,042
If you don't make the most of it,
you'll have wasted it.
799
00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:20,083
To your desk.
800
00:34:25,708 --> 00:34:27,792
Blow up the place! Blow up the place!
801
00:34:27,917 --> 00:34:29,417
He must teach them a lesson today.
802
00:34:29,792 --> 00:34:31,208
Hit her! She's not dressed decently.
803
00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:32,417
Rob the place.
804
00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:37,000
You seem like a decent guy.
805
00:34:37,167 --> 00:34:38,958
- Thanks.
- Don't let Mirtui affect you.
806
00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:40,958
Everyone likes you and wants you to stay.
807
00:34:41,042 --> 00:34:42,750
- Thanks.
- We feel you are close to us.
808
00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:45,792
- Got it. What's with you?
- The manager is sick, isn't he?
809
00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:49,792
- He acts weirdly.
- Manager! He says you're sick and weird!
810
00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,292
You're both fired.
811
00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:53,917
Me? Why?
812
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,250
You forgot to say sir.
813
00:34:57,042 --> 00:34:58,375
Maasouma, you're promoted.
814
00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:00,625
Nice dress.
815
00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:03,042
- Get me some water.
- We were just friends.
816
00:35:03,125 --> 00:35:04,542
- With two pieces of ice.
- Understood.
817
00:35:04,625 --> 00:35:05,750
Say ma'am, please.
818
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,417
They think it's so easy to become a boss.
819
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:11,500
I wronged him, I didn't wrong him.
820
00:35:11,958 --> 00:35:13,958
I wronged him, I didn't wrong him.
821
00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:15,792
I don't think I wronged him.
822
00:35:15,875 --> 00:35:17,833
When was the last time I was wrong?
823
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,625
A true-or-false in fourth grade?
824
00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:21,250
The test was wrong.
825
00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:26,708
I wonder if he's thinking about me now.
826
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:29,083
Where did the sun rise from today?
827
00:35:30,542 --> 00:35:32,042
I need to talk to somebody.
828
00:35:32,792 --> 00:35:33,792
Jana!
829
00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:36,250
I'm at a job interview.
I'll talk to you later.
830
00:35:36,958 --> 00:35:39,375
- Sorry, I'd like to work for you.
- Your qualifications?
831
00:35:39,458 --> 00:35:41,250
The place is great, it's so classy.
832
00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:44,917
- Yes.
- What about your qualifications?
833
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,542
I feel I'm unique,
ambitious and hard to break.
834
00:35:47,625 --> 00:35:48,875
I went through so much.
835
00:35:48,958 --> 00:35:50,542
- One of my friends tried to...
- Qualifications.
836
00:35:50,625 --> 00:35:53,042
I sent my ex a message,
oh my God, so long!
837
00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:55,750
I was so sad.
You think we'll get back together? No!
838
00:35:55,833 --> 00:35:57,167
- Sister.
- Yes, my qualifications.
839
00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:58,667
Can I talk about my ambitions?
840
00:35:58,792 --> 00:36:00,583
I want to start my own business
and get a wing tattoo.
841
00:36:00,667 --> 00:36:03,417
- Jana, your college degree.
- I didn't finish college. You know why?
842
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,208
The Communications Institute
is accepting now.
843
00:36:05,292 --> 00:36:06,689
BTW, it's better than a college degree.
844
00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:08,667
You can inquire about it. After all,
you're as old as you are mature.
845
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:11,208
- I don't think you're qualified.
- You mean Sausan is better than me?
846
00:36:11,292 --> 00:36:13,042
- Who's Sausan?
- You know where she goes at the weekend?
847
00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:16,125
- Jana, let's stay on topic.
- Let me show you her Snapchat.
848
00:36:16,292 --> 00:36:18,417
Sister, it seems you're a unique person
who's a thinker.
849
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:20,375
We need people who can
stick to the work schedule.
850
00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:22,083
- Of course.
- Where do you live?
851
00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:24,375
He must be checking if I'm cheap.
852
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,083
Sorry, I'm engaged.
853
00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:29,333
To make this interview short,
six times two equals?
854
00:36:29,917 --> 00:36:31,583
I had memorized the subtraction table!
855
00:36:31,917 --> 00:36:32,917
REJECTED
UNFIT FOR HUMAN INTERACTION
856
00:36:35,625 --> 00:36:37,000
How was your interview?
857
00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:39,000
I amazed them so much
they got scared of me.
858
00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:41,583
- So you got the job?
- No, Mom, they worry about their jobs.
859
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:44,500
They see me as a threat.
When I become a CEO, I'll fire them.
860
00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:48,208
- You were rejected?
- You mean Sundos is better than me?
861
00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:50,917
I don't want to tell you about the time
when she went to the police station.
862
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,167
And they wrote in the minutes
of the appeal court "three nights."
863
00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:55,500
She could pay a fine of 1,200
or be imprisoned for three months.
864
00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:56,833
Or get either punishment.
865
00:36:56,917 --> 00:36:58,125
I don't want to talk about it.
866
00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:01,667
Dana called me! Hey, dear.
867
00:37:02,167 --> 00:37:04,542
I'm broken. I'm upset.
868
00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:06,125
I'm not acting right.
869
00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:07,458
Calm down, I'm coming.
870
00:37:09,917 --> 00:37:12,875
Jana, I feel I'm never lucky
and I always fail.
871
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,583
I work so hard only for another person
to reap the profit.
872
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,792
Remember the earphones
for cheating on the tests?
873
00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:19,375
I taught the girls how to use them.
874
00:37:19,458 --> 00:37:20,833
They all passed, while I failed.
875
00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:22,583
It's as if someone has cursed me.
876
00:37:22,667 --> 00:37:24,333
Maybe someone has cast a spell on you.
877
00:37:24,458 --> 00:37:26,417
- So your friend passed?
- Yes, but she cheated, God forgive us.
878
00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:28,333
God forgive us
and keep these things away from us.
879
00:37:28,417 --> 00:37:31,500
I know a woman who breaks spells.
She brings luck and keeps envy away.
880
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:32,750
- She brings lovers.
- A husband!
881
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,542
She can understand you with a look.
882
00:37:34,625 --> 00:37:37,042
She knew things about me
before I said anything.
883
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:40,958
It seems you get thirsty
every now and then.
884
00:37:41,042 --> 00:37:43,500
But once you drink water,
you feel hydrated.
885
00:37:44,583 --> 00:37:46,792
- 200.
- Tell me more about my father.
886
00:37:47,042 --> 00:37:50,292
It seems he's busy with something
at some point in his life.
887
00:37:50,625 --> 00:37:51,667
True!
888
00:37:52,917 --> 00:37:55,375
- God bless her! Want to visit her?
- Let's go.
889
00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:02,792
You're the one who cries when sad?
890
00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:04,792
Yes. Wow, your memory is amazing!
891
00:38:05,208 --> 00:38:07,708
It's not my memory, Kilimanjaro helped me.
892
00:38:07,792 --> 00:38:12,750
I bought him from Akihabara.
He sends ethereal non-introverted signals.
893
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:15,750
Got it. Um Aarif, my friend
is under psychological pressure.
894
00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:18,542
The series of Mustafa Kemal Atatürk
pushes the partner away.
895
00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:21,250
- Taken from dragon bones. 411.
- Wait.
896
00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:24,292
- Yes?
- I'm not fortunate in my life and can't...
897
00:38:24,417 --> 00:38:27,417
Do pushups on embers and say, "Shoryuken!"
898
00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:31,125
I'm not fortunate. My social relationships
are becoming worse, and the more I try...
899
00:38:31,208 --> 00:38:33,000
- You're Aquarius? Cancer?
- No. No.
900
00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:34,833
- Capricorn? Libra?
- No. No.
901
00:38:34,917 --> 00:38:37,125
- Virgo? Gemini? Leo? Aries?
- No. No. No. No.
902
00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:38,917
- Sagittarius? I knew it.
- Yes.
903
00:38:39,042 --> 00:38:41,083
Avoid Pisces. Pisces is an animal.
904
00:38:41,167 --> 00:38:43,833
- I know Pisces is an animal.
- I don't mean the zodiac sign.
905
00:38:43,917 --> 00:38:46,833
True! A Pisces takes money from you,
and if he leaves, he doesn't return it.
906
00:38:46,917 --> 00:38:48,708
But even though he's hurt me,
I still love him.
907
00:38:48,792 --> 00:38:51,625
- That's your ex, not the zodiac sign.
- Yes, my ex was Pisces. How did you know?
908
00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:54,333
- I don't think it makes a difference.
- Born at the start or end of the month?
909
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:55,958
- End of the month.
- Fire or flying?
910
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:59,083
- We're not Pokémon.
- No, Dana. A person has five signs.
911
00:38:59,167 --> 00:39:02,000
- That doesn't mean what you said was true.
- This is a documented science!
912
00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:04,458
- Documented where?
- It just is! Don't anger me!
913
00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:06,750
Kilimanjaro got angry!
Give me 370 and leave!
914
00:39:06,833 --> 00:39:08,750
- Oh, God! God help us!
- Let's go! God help us!
915
00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:11,958
Come back! You'll see me in your dreams
or in a parallel universe!
916
00:39:13,125 --> 00:39:14,250
Con failed.
917
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,625
They conned you?
You've got to get Time Juice.
918
00:39:18,708 --> 00:39:21,625
Calm down, your life isn't all about him.
You think he understands what you feel?
919
00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:23,208
These guys are like seawater.
920
00:39:23,292 --> 00:39:26,292
It's blue and beautiful from afar,
but if you drink it, it's salty and mossy.
921
00:39:26,417 --> 00:39:29,167
Accept it and move on.
Enjoy your time and you'll forget.
922
00:39:29,292 --> 00:39:31,667
When I got divorced,
nothing made me forget but having fun.
923
00:39:31,792 --> 00:39:32,875
How should I have fun?
924
00:39:33,292 --> 00:39:34,250
Like this.
925
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,125
Okay, let's have fun.
926
00:39:41,667 --> 00:39:43,250
It's been a month
since Dana and I broke up.
927
00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:46,000
- It still feels like yesterday.
- You know how many girls there are?
928
00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:47,458
3,600,000,000.
929
00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:49,875
She's not the only one.
Have some fun and you'll forget.
930
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,292
- How should I have fun?
- Let me take you somewhere.
931
00:39:56,542 --> 00:39:58,542
Hey! Where do you think you're going?
932
00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:00,292
- What are the names of your mothers?
- Say, "Martha."
933
00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:02,000
- Martha.
- Okay, go in.
934
00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:06,875
Dana? What are you doing?
935
00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:12,833
Me? I'm just working out
my shoulder muscles. Look.
936
00:40:12,917 --> 00:40:14,667
You said that after you leave,
you won't do wrong things.
937
00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:17,167
This is not something wrong.
Yusef is my yoga instructor,
938
00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:19,333
Murtada is an old college classmate,
939
00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:20,625
and this is Bobyan.
940
00:40:21,458 --> 00:40:22,875
So yeah, I don't know.
941
00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:25,875
The sun is with us today.
942
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:28,708
That one I don't know.
943
00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:30,750
What are you doing here?
944
00:40:31,458 --> 00:40:35,417
I thought it was a clinic
for a colon-bone-neuro-respiratory x-ray,
945
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,583
so I went in.
946
00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,792
You know that I don't go
to such places, right?
947
00:40:39,042 --> 00:40:40,708
Right. This isn't even you.
948
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:43,375
So they kept making excuses
for each other until 4:00 a.m.
949
00:40:43,458 --> 00:40:44,583
until they got back together,
950
00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:46,250
even though they both knew
that they were lying.
951
00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:49,042
I was chasing Bulbasaur in Pokémon Go
and I entered there by mistake.
952
00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:50,833
Really? Me too!
953
00:40:50,917 --> 00:40:52,125
I feel complete with you.
954
00:40:52,208 --> 00:40:54,250
Yes, you just need to marry me.
955
00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:58,083
At this point, Taufeeq's life
started going in another direction.
956
00:40:58,167 --> 00:41:00,000
- Get married already!
- You're a big man!
957
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:02,125
- When do you want to settle down?
- Get married and have kids.
958
00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:04,083
- I want to see your kids.
- I want to see my grandkids.
959
00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:06,500
Listen to your aunt, Taufeeq.
960
00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:08,417
Marriage completes a person.
961
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,750
And children are its fruit.
962
00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:11,833
But, oh God,
I don't know how our money gets spent.
963
00:41:11,917 --> 00:41:13,333
It's weird because we don't spend a lot.
964
00:41:13,417 --> 00:41:15,000
- Two maids and a chauffeur.
- Car and house rent.
965
00:41:15,083 --> 00:41:16,875
- Loan from the bank.
- A debt from my friend.
966
00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:18,542
- The Girls' Association.
- Who conned you.
967
00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:20,250
Remember your friend
who robbed you and went to Canada?
968
00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:21,917
- Didn't we agree not to judge?
- True.
969
00:41:22,792 --> 00:41:24,708
- Bashaer's wedding dress.
- Services and cable.
970
00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:26,542
- Incense and perfume.
- Weed... I mean, nothing.
971
00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:29,208
- Did we eat out this month?
- Not sure, but I cooked a few times.
972
00:41:29,292 --> 00:41:30,833
- Good job.
- The trip to London.
973
00:41:30,917 --> 00:41:34,167
Just buy the same brands that are there,
but then tell friends they're from London.
974
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,958
- Didn't we agree not to judge?
- True.
975
00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:38,542
- A lot of expenses.
- The bracelet of Archimedes.
976
00:41:38,625 --> 00:41:41,750
Just don't think you'll have to
spend all your time with your kids.
977
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:45,458
Look at me, I can live and do things.
Thank God, my time is mine.
978
00:41:48,417 --> 00:41:49,792
He doesn't fall asleep fast.
979
00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:53,125
Where is Ibrahimović playing now?
980
00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:56,000
You don't have to talk
if you have nothing to talk about.
981
00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:58,042
I'll wait in the room until Aunt is done.
982
00:41:58,125 --> 00:41:59,792
Sure. Make yourself at home.
983
00:42:01,917 --> 00:42:03,458
- When was the last time you cooked?
- Oh, really?
984
00:42:03,542 --> 00:42:06,000
- It seems you forgot your Croatia thing.
- Don't confuse things!
985
00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:08,458
When you run this house like a man,
you can talk to me about cooking.
986
00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:14,500
We were rehearsing an act where we fight,
but we're dancing now.
987
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:17,333
And I was testing my voice.
988
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:20,875
Do you listen to heavy metal?
989
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,292
Really though, where is Ibrahimović now?
990
00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:28,250
I'm going home.
991
00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:32,083
- Where did he go?
- I think he was convinced of marrying.
992
00:42:32,625 --> 00:42:34,250
Marriage is a wonderful thing.
993
00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:36,750
With God's blessing,
the pressure of experienced people,
994
00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:39,000
psychological and physical abuse
from the parents,
995
00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:41,458
Taufeeq was married to Dana, forcibly.
996
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:44,542
They lived happily for three days.
Then they stopped talking.
997
00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:47,125
His outgoings started getting
bigger and bigger.
998
00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:49,417
- This purse is great.
- Yes, great.
999
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,292
- The same one that Isaam's wife has.
- Yes, Isaam's wife.
1000
00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:54,042
- Isaam bought it for her.
- Yes.
1001
00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:55,458
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day.
1002
00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:57,750
I'm just saying, don't think that I...
1003
00:42:57,833 --> 00:42:59,042
No, I know. I know.
1004
00:42:59,458 --> 00:43:01,417
You want corn? With butter?
1005
00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:03,125
Taufeeq declared bankruptcy
in the fourth month.
1006
00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:05,250
He borrowed money from his mom and aunt
and conned his friends.
1007
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:06,958
Guys, a sure-thing project.
1008
00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:09,875
An application for barbers to come to
one's house and cut hair without talking.
1009
00:43:10,042 --> 00:43:11,542
Okay, brother. What about a laundry?
1010
00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:13,375
Laundries are old ideas,
we need a new idea.
1011
00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:15,167
We can put iPhone chargers in the corner.
1012
00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:16,500
Right, customers get bored.
1013
00:43:16,583 --> 00:43:18,167
Yes, yes. Customers, laundry, right.
1014
00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:21,333
Give me your money now, and with
the blessings of God and our parents,
1015
00:43:21,417 --> 00:43:23,500
I'll double them for you
so you can buy whatever you want.
1016
00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:25,792
Business is about winning
as well as losing, okay?
1017
00:43:25,958 --> 00:43:27,917
Dana raided him three times
after midnight.
1018
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,792
He played dumb and started dancing.
1019
00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:31,875
She didn't buy it,
so he started talking nonsense.
1020
00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:36,292
This is for cleaning equipment...
Bowling... Remember? Sonic?
1021
00:43:37,333 --> 00:43:38,375
Here, look.
1022
00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:42,708
After the beep, it'll be one-five and...
1023
00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:44,250
His voice comforts me.
1024
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:46,042
To please her, he took her abroad
using his friends' money.
1025
00:43:46,125 --> 00:43:49,083
They experienced the hot-air balloon,
and Dana saw a rainbow for the first time.
1026
00:43:49,167 --> 00:43:50,500
Wow! A rainbow.
1027
00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:53,083
My dream since I was a child
is to slide down a rainbow.
1028
00:43:53,167 --> 00:43:54,458
Want to try?
1029
00:43:54,542 --> 00:43:57,167
- So you want to kill me?
- No, it's just to realize your dream.
1030
00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:58,833
And mine too.
1031
00:43:58,917 --> 00:44:02,250
They had a beautiful and special baby
that was so different, unique, and smart
1032
00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:05,542
that Dana had to type,
"Mother of an amazing angel."
1033
00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:07,000
Not like any other woman.
1034
00:44:07,125 --> 00:44:08,125
He's so energetic.
1035
00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:10,917
Imagine that at the age of two,
he learned to say, "Mama"!
1036
00:44:12,625 --> 00:44:14,042
No other baby says, "Mama."
1037
00:44:14,125 --> 00:44:15,375
He should enter Got Talent.
1038
00:44:15,458 --> 00:44:19,083
Then the routine visits started so they
check in on each other, not to brag.
1039
00:44:19,167 --> 00:44:20,917
Thank God, my jewelry was worth 70,000.
1040
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,625
My husband's underwear is Dolce & Gabbana.
1041
00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:24,250
- No, that was embroidered fabric.
- Yes, I forgot.
1042
00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:27,292
What's that?
1043
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:28,500
Casio?
1044
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:31,750
Yes...
It's none of your business! We have money!
1045
00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:33,167
Also, the baby became a medium
1046
00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,542
for parents' physiological
and psychological analysis
1047
00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:38,292
so that they don't feel lonely
and get involved with his genetics.
1048
00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:40,042
This kid inherited moodiness from me.
1049
00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:42,458
Oh come on! His smile
and large intestines are a copy of mine.
1050
00:44:42,542 --> 00:44:45,167
What about the baby hair
on the pancreas side. Is it not mine?
1051
00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,375
- Oh my God!
- True!
1052
00:44:46,458 --> 00:44:47,500
Accurate.
1053
00:44:47,708 --> 00:44:49,333
- This baby is smart.
- How come?
1054
00:44:49,417 --> 00:44:51,125
He's like me when I was a kid.
1055
00:44:52,625 --> 00:44:56,583
We put ketchup on top of the mustard
and use the barbie to stir it.
1056
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,083
Right, you were special.
1057
00:45:02,792 --> 00:45:05,167
By the way,
you have some extensions I don't like.
1058
00:45:05,250 --> 00:45:08,000
- Which ones?
- This one. It'd be better white.
1059
00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:13,125
And when the kid grew a little
and was no longer a cute baby,
1060
00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:15,672
his popularity sunk and no one cared
about him, except his great grandmother.
1061
00:45:15,747 --> 00:45:16,917
She took care of him since the beginning.
1062
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,964
She raised him well and he received
knowledge and experience from her.
1063
00:45:19,039 --> 00:45:20,500
Because she saw something special in him.
1064
00:45:20,583 --> 00:45:23,458
I see in you potential that I don't see
in any of my other grandchildren.
1065
00:45:23,542 --> 00:45:24,875
Let me teach you about life.
1066
00:45:25,208 --> 00:45:26,500
- This one is bad.
- Why?
1067
00:45:26,583 --> 00:45:28,083
He lives west of al-Adsaniyya.
1068
00:45:28,167 --> 00:45:30,958
This one is also bad.
Call him bad things whenever you see him.
1069
00:45:31,042 --> 00:45:33,125
He'll get angry and respond
with something similar.
1070
00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:36,750
You'll then say, "At least my grandpa's
uncle didn't run away at Bosmawiyyeh."
1071
00:45:36,875 --> 00:45:39,125
- What's Bosmawiyyeh?
- An old incident. Not important.
1072
00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:40,500
Just say it to anger him.
1073
00:45:40,708 --> 00:45:41,708
Bad man.
1074
00:45:41,917 --> 00:45:44,000
This one is also bad. His color is ugly.
1075
00:45:44,250 --> 00:45:46,083
Bad. His parents used to grow radish.
1076
00:45:46,167 --> 00:45:47,458
They are ill-mannered too.
1077
00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:49,497
God forgive me, I don't need more sins.
1078
00:45:49,564 --> 00:45:51,122
I think you're definitely
going to Heaven, God willing.
1079
00:45:51,197 --> 00:45:53,583
- Really?
- Yes, you threw vegetables in the inbox.
1080
00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:55,042
God damn that maid.
1081
00:45:55,917 --> 00:45:56,917
Maid?
1082
00:45:57,583 --> 00:46:00,042
- These are the worst.
- They look normal.
1083
00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:03,333
No, when they get engaged,
they swim with fish in the bathtub.
1084
00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:05,167
Bad. Bad. No reason.
1085
00:46:05,292 --> 00:46:06,833
They dress and act differently.
1086
00:46:06,958 --> 00:46:09,208
They mix ketchup and Pepsi.
They put clove in the DVD.
1087
00:46:09,292 --> 00:46:11,125
They play PlayStation using
a Game Boy Color controller.
1088
00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:14,542
- You're lucky to be born here.
- Wow! I'm special!
1089
00:46:14,792 --> 00:46:18,417
And if someone calls you racist,
don't mind it. Don't get in trouble!
1090
00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:19,958
Bastards.
1091
00:46:20,375 --> 00:46:21,750
After years of marriage...
1092
00:46:22,417 --> 00:46:24,042
- See those two stars?
- What about them?
1093
00:46:24,167 --> 00:46:27,708
Their light and the small distance between
them, it's as if they belong together.
1094
00:46:27,792 --> 00:46:30,917
- Just like you and me.
- I want to be with you always.
1095
00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:34,417
Dragon of the sea!
1096
00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:37,000
Where are my clothes?
1097
00:46:37,167 --> 00:46:39,083
Hey! When are you going
to change your ways?
1098
00:46:39,208 --> 00:46:41,750
I cook and clean for you,
and you get bossy!
1099
00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:44,417
No job, bad language.
1100
00:46:45,167 --> 00:46:47,875
- Learn from them, listen to them.
- It's acting! It's called acting!
1101
00:46:47,958 --> 00:46:49,417
No, it's not. That's her husband.
1102
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,292
Check their Instagram.
They live a great life.
1103
00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:53,708
Not true, not true.
Anything on camera is not true.
1104
00:46:53,792 --> 00:46:56,292
This is a picture I put on Instagram.
And that's me really.
1105
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,333
Mom, is something wrong?
1106
00:46:58,417 --> 00:47:00,042
No, honey,
we're just practicing for a circus.
1107
00:47:00,125 --> 00:47:01,708
As you can see, these things take time.
1108
00:47:01,792 --> 00:47:03,792
- It causes an annoying ruckus.
- Go back to sleep.
1109
00:47:05,667 --> 00:47:06,875
Let's go to the park.
1110
00:47:09,542 --> 00:47:12,250
- See the stars above us?
- Where?
1111
00:47:12,583 --> 00:47:14,958
There must be some. There.
1112
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:17,292
- What about them?
- I don't know.
1113
00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:20,708
- Dana, reality isn't like movies.
- It can be!
1114
00:47:20,792 --> 00:47:22,958
No one is watching us,
and there's no soundtrack.
1115
00:47:23,042 --> 00:47:26,042
There are these. In movies,
the director doesn't film these.
1116
00:47:26,125 --> 00:47:27,167
Let me show you.
1117
00:47:27,292 --> 00:47:30,750
Inside my heart, you are high and mighty,
and everything you want you can get.
1118
00:47:30,833 --> 00:47:33,333
And you're the love that called me,
and I answered the call.
1119
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:35,292
You suck.
1120
00:47:35,542 --> 00:47:37,375
I'd be better off leaving you.
Peace be upon you.
1121
00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:38,417
Dana!
1122
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Dana left me.
1123
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:44,375
You deserve it!
1124
00:47:49,042 --> 00:47:50,042
Pass it high.
1125
00:47:50,167 --> 00:47:51,958
- Pass it high, honey! From the corner!
- Mom.
1126
00:47:52,042 --> 00:47:53,500
- Wait until I bring Ramos.
- Mom.
1127
00:47:53,583 --> 00:47:55,506
- I need some quiet.
- Turn the PlayStation off. I want to talk.
1128
00:47:55,606 --> 00:47:56,833
Wait, I want to see
the trades this season.
1129
00:47:56,917 --> 00:47:59,625
- Mom, I want to get divorced!
- Don't let the devil mess up your lives!
1130
00:47:59,708 --> 00:48:01,625
The devil has nothing to do with it.
The man is no good.
1131
00:48:01,708 --> 00:48:03,417
Unemployed, doesn't provide,
doesn't go out.
1132
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,542
Unfortunate, doesn't compliment,
only listens to his friends!
1133
00:48:05,625 --> 00:48:07,375
And the last time,
he called me "Dragon of the sea"!
1134
00:48:07,458 --> 00:48:08,958
- He said that?
- Yes.
1135
00:48:09,042 --> 00:48:11,208
My sweet daughter! Let me see your face.
1136
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:12,708
- He's right!
- Mom!
1137
00:48:12,792 --> 00:48:14,458
I told you not to marry him
from the beginning.
1138
00:48:14,542 --> 00:48:16,625
You told me not to marry him
because you didn't like his mother.
1139
00:48:16,708 --> 00:48:18,542
I think there's something wrong
with him. There's a difference.
1140
00:48:18,625 --> 00:48:20,667
No, there isn't.
The result is the same. We don't want him.
1141
00:48:20,750 --> 00:48:23,167
- So I should get divorced?
- No, that's no good. You have a kid.
1142
00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:25,000
- What to do?
- Dear, marriage is a sacrifice.
1143
00:48:25,083 --> 00:48:26,583
Endure it. Don't ruin your household.
1144
00:48:26,667 --> 00:48:29,333
- Until when should I endure?
- Come on! You've been married two days!
1145
00:48:29,417 --> 00:48:32,000
See, without sacrifice,
marriage doesn't survive.
1146
00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:36,042
Your father, rest in peace, forbade me
from playing soccer or going out.
1147
00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:38,083
Did I say anything? No. For your sake.
1148
00:48:38,167 --> 00:48:39,792
I waited until he died
and now I'm playing FIFA.
1149
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:40,917
Take the controller.
1150
00:48:41,917 --> 00:48:44,375
Put Carlos as a striker
and run with him to the sideline.
1151
00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:45,583
No, Mom. That was the old one.
1152
00:48:45,667 --> 00:48:48,000
True, this one is 2016.
Shoot it with Cristiano from afar.
1153
00:48:48,083 --> 00:48:49,250
There's a glitch in the game.
1154
00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:52,083
- Did you send your kid to a school?
- I don't know where to send him.
1155
00:48:52,167 --> 00:48:54,125
Send him to the state elementary school
"Tricko Tobacco."
1156
00:48:54,208 --> 00:48:56,417
- He'll become like us.
- State? Like us?
1157
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,083
Remember what Miss Raghad
used to do to me?
1158
00:48:58,167 --> 00:48:59,708
She didn't do anything! It was you who...
1159
00:48:59,792 --> 00:49:02,417
It was offside!
Who gave this guy an international badge?
1160
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:05,208
- You were being spoiled.
- Mom, the whole school is a dictatorship.
1161
00:49:05,292 --> 00:49:06,792
And Miss Raghad was its Hitler.
1162
00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:09,167
- Nadia Karim.
- Yes.
1163
00:49:09,292 --> 00:49:10,250
- Hana Saeed.
- Yes.
1164
00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:11,417
Dana Abdul Adheem.
1165
00:49:12,333 --> 00:49:14,042
- Sleeping Dana Abdul Adheem!
- Yes.
1166
00:49:14,333 --> 00:49:16,917
From now on, your name
is Sleeping Dana Abdul Adheem.
1167
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,208
- But, Miss, I...
- But, Miss... But, Miss...
1168
00:49:19,333 --> 00:49:20,542
Want me to bring you a bed?
1169
00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:22,167
This is a Geography class!
1170
00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:25,167
If you don't pay attention,
I'll erase you from the geography!
1171
00:49:25,542 --> 00:49:27,583
Open your book on Page 62.
1172
00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:29,708
Sleeping Dana Abdul Adheem, read.
1173
00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:35,167
You're still looking for the page, honey?
1174
00:49:36,167 --> 00:49:38,208
- Yes.
- Yes! Go on, read.
1175
00:49:38,833 --> 00:49:42,750
The Canary Islands are
made of four main major islands.
1176
00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:45,500
The islands... The islands are located...
1177
00:49:45,792 --> 00:49:48,500
This hammer will be located on your head!
Read well!
1178
00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:51,167
And when many parents
complained about Miss Raghad,
1179
00:49:51,250 --> 00:49:54,667
they invited her on Problem Solver
to respond.
1180
00:49:54,750 --> 00:49:56,542
Miss Raghad, let's get right to it.
1181
00:49:56,667 --> 00:50:00,042
Is it true that you use
violent methods to educate?
1182
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:02,708
- It's none of your business.
- We want to clarify things to our viewers.
1183
00:50:02,792 --> 00:50:05,042
Anyone who doesn't respect my class
won't be treated nicely!
1184
00:50:05,125 --> 00:50:06,917
- Sure, but you...
- Don't interrupt me!
1185
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,167
- Only I interrupt!
- Understood.
1186
00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:10,958
You should know that those students
are failures, first off.
1187
00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:12,500
- But...
- What did I say about interrupting me?
1188
00:50:12,583 --> 00:50:14,583
But you can't describe people that way.
1189
00:50:14,667 --> 00:50:17,458
- The criticism should be academic.
- I describe what I see.
1190
00:50:17,542 --> 00:50:19,458
- And what do you see?
- I see your head now.
1191
00:50:19,542 --> 00:50:20,875
Dear viewers, we'll take a break.
1192
00:50:20,958 --> 00:50:22,417
Go on, don't ignore me.
1193
00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:24,750
- What do you do?
- I'm a teacher, and you'd better know it!
1194
00:50:24,833 --> 00:50:27,333
It seems that this country
needs teachers that teach teachers.
1195
00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:29,458
Your head looks like a compass!
1196
00:50:30,167 --> 00:50:32,667
And after the incident
of Raghad Tamouri on TV,
1197
00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:35,125
the Minister of Homework
declared war on the media
1198
00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:36,917
and held a conference to defend her.
1199
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,333
{\an8}We don't accept what happened
to Teacher Raghad Tamouri
1200
00:50:39,417 --> 00:50:41,750
{\an8}or the trap
that the nasty media set for her!
1201
00:50:42,667 --> 00:50:44,167
{\an8}She's a precious teacher.
1202
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:45,583
{\an8}CONSPIRACY REFUTATION CONFERENCE
1203
00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:47,042
{\an8}She's... I forgot the rest, wait.
1204
00:50:47,292 --> 00:50:50,375
We condemn what happened
to Miss Raad Hammoudi
1205
00:50:50,458 --> 00:50:55,208
and the trap that was set
by the nasty flags for the high teacher.
1206
00:50:55,375 --> 00:50:56,708
Prec... ious.
1207
00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:58,417
You can use colloquial language.
1208
00:50:58,500 --> 00:50:59,708
No, my language is great.
1209
00:50:59,792 --> 00:51:01,292
The person who taught me Arabic
attests to that.
1210
00:51:01,375 --> 00:51:02,417
HAVE MERCY ON THE LANGUAGE
1211
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:05,208
He wrote in his will,
"Show them the language."
1212
00:51:05,417 --> 00:51:08,042
Right, I'm sure he's proud of you
like all of us.
1213
00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:10,542
- But who wrote this for you?
- What do you think of it?
1214
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:12,875
Please don't ruin the language.
1215
00:51:13,042 --> 00:51:15,208
Raghad Tamouri,
the students attest about her.
1216
00:51:15,292 --> 00:51:16,750
Let's watch this report.
1217
00:51:17,042 --> 00:51:19,708
{\an8}The teacher Raghad explains the lessons,
and she's kind.
1218
00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:20,792
Cut.
1219
00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:24,042
The teacher Raghad taught
our daughter intellectual sophistication
1220
00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:25,667
and the principles of human interaction.
1221
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,708
- Cut.
- You can leave.
1222
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:32,375
When I smoked,
Teacher Raghad used to smoke with me.
1223
00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,792
She liked to joke.
Didn't I tell you to delete this scene?
1224
00:51:37,875 --> 00:51:40,500
Is it true that she smoked
with the students?
1225
00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:42,292
Kinda, yeah.
1226
00:51:42,792 --> 00:51:43,958
I feel comfortable now.
1227
00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:46,792
This is a school scandal.
1228
00:51:47,417 --> 00:51:48,583
They wronged her, and she left school
1229
00:51:48,667 --> 00:51:50,333
and set up in the business
of cooking stuffed grape leaves.
1230
00:51:50,417 --> 00:51:52,958
She's just delivered this to me.
And get your child into school.
1231
00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:56,750
Listen, my friend,
the first rule of travel
1232
00:51:56,833 --> 00:51:58,708
is avoiding your countrymen
and neighbors from your country.
1233
00:51:58,792 --> 00:52:01,167
It's enough that you see them back home.
You want to see them here?
1234
00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:03,125
That's why we came to an area
that our countrymen don't know.
1235
00:52:03,208 --> 00:52:05,250
They'll make us disown our country
because of them.
1236
00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:06,708
It's good that we didn't go to Hoven Hill.
1237
00:52:06,792 --> 00:52:08,792
Otherwise, you'd find them
on the table next to you.
1238
00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:10,583
Hello, guys.
1239
00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:12,833
Are you from our country?
1240
00:52:12,958 --> 00:52:13,958
He's from our country.
1241
00:52:14,042 --> 00:52:15,375
It's good that we met a fellow countryman.
1242
00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:20,375
Good evening, my friends.
1243
00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:21,875
From our country.
1244
00:52:33,042 --> 00:52:34,167
Where have you been?
1245
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:37,500
I was dancing in that place there beside...
1246
00:52:37,958 --> 00:52:39,292
Anyway, it's none of your business.
1247
00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:41,917
You remind me of my younger days.
1248
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,875
I do anything
to avoid my responsibilities.
1249
00:52:44,042 --> 00:52:45,208
Have you anything else to do now?
1250
00:52:45,292 --> 00:52:47,375
- No.
- There's a nice cat-shaped ride.
1251
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:49,000
- Go and play.
- What's wrong with you?
1252
00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:50,917
Or do you have no time
'cause your death is approaching?
1253
00:52:51,333 --> 00:52:52,292
Are you happy in life?
1254
00:52:52,375 --> 00:52:53,917
- Thank God.
- We always thank God.
1255
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,833
The problem is everyone taught me
against my will to respect the elderly.
1256
00:52:55,917 --> 00:52:57,792
Don't worry about it. Why are you lonely?
1257
00:52:58,583 --> 00:52:59,958
My dad is angry.
My mom thinks I'm useless.
1258
00:53:00,042 --> 00:53:01,542
I refused the major they chose,
so they beat me.
1259
00:53:01,625 --> 00:53:03,164
I took my friends' advice
on studying abroad and failed.
1260
00:53:03,264 --> 00:53:04,581
I started a project but got bullied
and failed.
1261
00:53:04,656 --> 00:53:05,708
I joined the army but was ridiculed.
1262
00:53:05,792 --> 00:53:07,042
I got a job. The boss bullied
and fired me.
1263
00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:08,458
I met a girl. She wasn't good,
so I left her.
1264
00:53:08,542 --> 00:53:09,708
I tried to avoid her but failed.
1265
00:53:09,792 --> 00:53:12,125
My family forced me to marry her,
and now we'll separate.
1266
00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:15,375
The people around us
are specialists in mischief.
1267
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:16,542
And now you appeared.
1268
00:53:16,625 --> 00:53:18,333
Do you have anything more to ruin my life?
1269
00:53:18,417 --> 00:53:20,500
- Harm or anything?
- No, today is the weekend.
1270
00:53:20,792 --> 00:53:22,000
Otherwise, I'd hurt you.
1271
00:53:23,250 --> 00:53:24,500
How can I stay happy?
1272
00:53:24,583 --> 00:53:25,750
You want happiness?
1273
00:53:26,167 --> 00:53:28,458
After everything you go through
in your day, do you think life is easy?
1274
00:53:28,542 --> 00:53:29,958
Troubles are chasing you everywhere.
1275
00:53:30,042 --> 00:53:31,833
They come to the ones you love
and the ones you hate.
1276
00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:34,042
If there are no troubles,
be sure that something is wrong.
1277
00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:35,833
- You mean...
- Don't interrupt me. I forget quickly.
1278
00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:37,792
- I apologize, go on.
- I forgot.
1279
00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:40,000
Wait, if there are no troubles in my life...
1280
00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:41,333
There must be something wrong.
1281
00:53:41,417 --> 00:53:42,672
Why does someone
want your business to fail?
1282
00:53:42,772 --> 00:53:44,333
And some girl deserts you?
And someone makes fun of you?
1283
00:53:44,417 --> 00:53:45,792
Some people oppose you or argue with you.
1284
00:53:45,875 --> 00:53:47,708
Some talk about you,
and some plot against you.
1285
00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:49,000
Some complain, some cry.
1286
00:53:49,083 --> 00:53:50,625
Some do this, and some do that.
1287
00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:52,667
- Why?
- I forgot.
1288
00:53:52,750 --> 00:53:54,000
Some moan and some cry.
1289
00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:55,375
Because some are fired,
and some are hired.
1290
00:53:55,458 --> 00:53:57,750
She’s sad, he's miserable,
and those two got themselves into trouble.
1291
00:53:57,833 --> 00:53:59,208
He was left in kindergarten.
He wasn't invited.
1292
00:53:59,292 --> 00:54:00,625
She's fat.
He has instalments to pay.
1293
00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:04,708
That one loves her cousin and so on.
Everyone is troubled and hurt.
1294
00:54:04,917 --> 00:54:06,917
This, of course, doesn't justify
the corruption of their morals.
1295
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,750
But when you get close to them,
they affect you.
1296
00:54:08,833 --> 00:54:10,625
Some people are sad
because of wars and bombs.
1297
00:54:10,708 --> 00:54:12,250
Others are sad because of a missed call.
1298
00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:14,542
You always have the choice
to be strong and smile
1299
00:54:14,625 --> 00:54:16,625
or to give up and submit
and become like them.
1300
00:54:16,708 --> 00:54:17,833
Be strong like me.
1301
00:54:17,917 --> 00:54:19,042
Nothing beats me.
1302
00:54:19,250 --> 00:54:21,500
- I have spot baldness.
- You encouraged me!
1303
00:54:21,708 --> 00:54:24,458
Your father wasn't wrong, but you did
what he said at the wrong time.
1304
00:54:24,583 --> 00:54:26,042
Your friends weren't wrong either.
1305
00:54:26,167 --> 00:54:27,583
But you took their advice
at the wrong time.
1306
00:54:27,667 --> 00:54:28,958
And mistakes build up.
1307
00:54:29,042 --> 00:54:31,375
At some point, you regret
that you didn't take some advice,
1308
00:54:31,458 --> 00:54:33,500
and you don't go ahead
with the next stage.
1309
00:54:35,667 --> 00:54:37,542
It's as if you're answering
true/false exam questions,
1310
00:54:37,625 --> 00:54:40,083
and your answers are correct.
But you're writing in the wrong place.
1311
00:54:40,375 --> 00:54:43,292
Learn confrontation,
avoid compliments, and fix your life.
1312
00:54:44,042 --> 00:54:45,792
It's twelve o'clock. The weekend is over.
1313
00:54:45,875 --> 00:54:47,583
Let me plot against that one over there.
1314
00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:51,500
They oppose you, they argue with you.
1315
00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:52,917
They plot against you.
1316
00:54:53,167 --> 00:54:54,292
Plotting?
1317
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,542
I told you something was wrong.
1318
00:55:01,042 --> 00:55:03,083
TAUFEEQ 7
1319
00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:06,917
If there's no trouble, be sure
there's something wrong with your life.
1320
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,083
Everyone is troubled and hurt.
1321
00:55:08,167 --> 00:55:09,583
But when you get close, they affect you.
1322
00:55:09,667 --> 00:55:11,500
Your father wasn't wrong.
Nor were your friends.
1323
00:55:11,583 --> 00:55:12,875
But you listened at the wrong time.
1324
00:55:12,958 --> 00:55:14,333
You can always choose
to be strong and smile.
1325
00:55:14,417 --> 00:55:15,625
Or to submit and become like them.
1326
00:55:15,708 --> 00:55:16,750
Fix your life.
1327
00:55:17,417 --> 00:55:19,875
Dad, thank you for your advice,
yours and Mom's.
1328
00:55:20,042 --> 00:55:22,667
I'll go back to the first stage
and specialize in art education.
1329
00:55:22,917 --> 00:55:24,750
He became a man, do you hear him?
1330
00:55:24,833 --> 00:55:26,583
You've amazed me. May God be with you.
1331
00:55:26,667 --> 00:55:28,042
My son depends on himself?
1332
00:55:29,083 --> 00:55:32,042
- I've waited so long for this moment.
- Art is the foundation of civilization.
1333
00:55:32,125 --> 00:55:34,083
Drawing is poetry without words.
1334
00:55:35,208 --> 00:55:36,208
Oh, really.
1335
00:55:39,708 --> 00:55:42,625
Dear friends, thanks for
the happy times and gentle guidance
1336
00:55:42,708 --> 00:55:44,000
which was mostly through sharing.
1337
00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:46,500
Sitting with you is fun and enjoyable,
but it's time to say goodbye.
1338
00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:48,500
No, don't say that.
1339
00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:49,500
- You'll leave?
- Yes.
1340
00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:52,042
Please stay here.
They'll be lost without you.
1341
00:55:52,125 --> 00:55:55,125
- Will we find jobs without him or not?
- I expect it to be difficult.
1342
00:55:58,708 --> 00:55:59,708
Okay, go.
1343
00:55:59,792 --> 00:56:01,583
OFFICE OF THE CHIEF OF STAFF
OF TANKS AND WARS
1344
00:56:03,958 --> 00:56:05,042
We beat them.
1345
00:56:05,125 --> 00:56:06,917
That was better to help them become men.
1346
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,583
Do you remember Taufeeq in batch 23?
1347
00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:10,250
Yeah, resignation, resignation.
1348
00:56:28,333 --> 00:56:30,750
Warning! Warning!
1349
00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:33,167
Zero hour has come. Hold your positions.
1350
00:56:35,167 --> 00:56:36,958
{\an8}Hello, Dr. Mitwazy is speaking.
1351
00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:39,583
Doctor, I'm Taufeeq, a student of
the fourteenth batch of sports sciences.
1352
00:56:39,667 --> 00:56:40,542
{\an8}What do you want?
1353
00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:42,750
{\an8}- You failed me in geometric designs.
- So?
1354
00:56:42,958 --> 00:56:44,708
I wanted to tell you that I have skills.
1355
00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,792
Skills that make me
a nightmare for people like you.
1356
00:56:46,875 --> 00:56:49,750
If you don't apologize, I'll look for you.
I'll find you, and I'll kill you.
1357
00:56:49,833 --> 00:56:50,833
{\an8}Shut up.
1358
00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:53,208
{\an8}- Aren't you afraid?
- What will you do?
1359
00:56:53,417 --> 00:56:54,833
I'll destroy your business and everything.
1360
00:56:54,917 --> 00:56:56,583
{\an8}Not even the toughest guy
in your family could do it.
1361
00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:58,667
You're offending my sister!
Well, what's your number?
1362
00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:00,625
{\an8}It's 628862.
1363
00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:02,750
Mine is 4682632.
1364
00:57:02,958 --> 00:57:05,208
{\an8}- Do call me.
- Call me, I don't have credit.
1365
00:57:05,292 --> 00:57:06,625
{\an8}Oh my! You call!
1366
00:57:09,667 --> 00:57:10,958
Tea with ginger, Doctor.
1367
00:57:14,042 --> 00:57:16,417
I made him pour tea for me
while standing on his hand.
1368
00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:18,458
You've become more brutal
than when you were at high school.
1369
00:57:18,542 --> 00:57:19,708
Teach me to be like you.
1370
00:57:19,792 --> 00:57:21,833
You haven't seen anything yet.
Have you tried my new move?
1371
00:57:21,917 --> 00:57:23,292
- What move?
- Hadouken!
1372
00:57:24,083 --> 00:57:25,958
Get up, I didn't do it well.
I'll do it again.
1373
00:57:26,042 --> 00:57:28,083
Get up or I'll kick out
your Aunt Maasouma.
1374
00:57:28,667 --> 00:57:29,792
Taufeeq?
1375
00:57:30,542 --> 00:57:31,458
Why...?
1376
00:57:33,292 --> 00:57:34,208
The last stage,
1377
00:57:34,333 --> 00:57:36,917
I must say what I feel and not compliment
at the expense of my comfort.
1378
00:57:37,750 --> 00:57:39,625
Dana, I think we should separate.
1379
00:57:39,708 --> 00:57:41,333
Divorce papers are in the second drawer.
1380
00:57:41,917 --> 00:57:44,583
This doesn't mean I don't wish you well.
It might even be better for you.
1381
00:57:44,667 --> 00:57:46,917
Captain, we're in the finals.
Don't upset us.
1382
00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:49,875
Good luck.
1383
00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:52,208
Goodbye, Taufeeq.
1384
00:57:52,417 --> 00:57:54,292
I finally found my passion in life.
1385
00:57:54,375 --> 00:57:56,875
CUTE SPEARHEAD
1386
00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:58,333
Taufeeq continued his new lifestyle
1387
00:57:58,417 --> 00:58:00,167
by confronting others
and avoiding compliments
1388
00:58:00,250 --> 00:58:03,500
after he realized the sarcasm of humans
and their enjoyment in bullying others
1389
00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:06,417
and their inconsiderate nature when they
answer others without any real interest.
1390
00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:08,125
Dana lived happily ever after
in her new life.
1391
00:58:08,208 --> 00:58:09,458
She won three Sony Championships.
1392
00:58:09,542 --> 00:58:11,431
And she's changed her social media bio
eleven times during the year.
1393
00:58:11,631 --> 00:58:14,500
I'm a princess for an unknown person.
Senders of DMs will be blocked.
1394
00:58:15,292 --> 00:58:17,375
I guess no one has ever thought
of that phrase before.
1395
00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:19,542
And the lives of young people, friends,
parents and employees continued.
1396
00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:22,458
And all the people we encounter
on random software in the Matrix world.
1397
00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:24,208
- Have you had a child?
- Congratulations.
1398
00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:26,583
- We're so glad to have you.
- So much.
1399
00:58:26,667 --> 00:58:27,750
New employee?
1400
00:58:27,958 --> 00:58:31,833
You novice, massage my toes
and you'll get promoted faster.
1401
00:58:31,917 --> 00:58:33,708
- References?
- Go up to the fourth floor.
1402
00:58:33,792 --> 00:58:36,083
Do some pull-ups and come back.
Don't wipe the sweat.
1403
00:58:36,167 --> 00:58:38,625
- Do you want to have children?
- I don't know, bro. Time goes by so fast.
1404
00:58:38,708 --> 00:58:39,667
Don't you want to have children?
1405
00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:41,417
Children are the adornment of life.
Have mercy on me.
1406
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,875
- Are you going to be an astronaut?
- No, I'm going to be an engineer.
1407
00:58:43,958 --> 00:58:45,625
- Are you crazy?
- You idiot, you can go to Jupiter.
1408
00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:48,125
And there is still someone
who wasn't expected.
1409
00:58:48,208 --> 00:58:50,125
No, we never neglect
taking care of him as parents.
1410
00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:52,167
On the contrary,
we see him for an hour or two a day.
1411
00:58:52,250 --> 00:58:53,625
Don't underestimate how busy we are.
1412
00:58:53,708 --> 00:58:56,250
Your child does poorly in grammar,
and he's bad at mathematics.
1413
00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:58,292
He can't distinguish between
Mohammed Abdu and Denzel Washington.
1414
00:58:58,375 --> 00:59:00,125
In fact,
his mother accidentally conceived him.
1415
00:59:00,208 --> 00:59:01,500
I mean, there was no prior planning.
1416
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:04,125
Speak for yourself. I bought him
a PlayStation as soon as it was released.
1417
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:07,000
Yes, with a GTA game. He learned
to blow up cars at the age of three.
1418
00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:10,083
The reason is your mother who used to read
stories from The Origin of Nations book.
1419
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,125
Najeeb Taufeeq.
1420
00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:13,958
Najeeb Taufeeq.
1421
00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:15,583
Najeeb Tau...
1422
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,250
Read the second paragraph, you idiot!