1
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<i>Bro, remember Obama?</i>

2
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<i>I do not. Who's that?</i>

3
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<i>Asshole. You do.
Cut it out, man.</i>

4
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<i>- Barack Obama. Just hit me.
- Of course.</i>

5
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<i>Barack Hussein, which by the way
is the coldest middle name in the game.</i>

6
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<i>It's like if my middle name
was Gambino Crime Family.</i>

7
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<i>It's just gangster. Come on, man.</i>

8
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<i>- I mean, he smoked Newports.
- Newports.</i>

9
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<i>What else you gonna say?</i>

10
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<i>The president of the United States
was smoking Newports.</i>

11
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<i>I'm like, this is my guy.</i>

12
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<i>Bro, has to be.</i>

13
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<i>He's smoking the preferred cigarette
of crackheads across the globe.</i>

14
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<i>That's what I love about Barack,
is like, he's become such an icon.</i>

15
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<i>He's kind of like Jesus.</i>

16
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<i>Like, he could just be whatever
version of him you want him to be.</i>

17
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<i>- Hmm.
- My Barack does gay stuff sometimes.</i>

18
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<i>Only when on coke.</i>

19
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<i>You know what I'm saying?</i>

20
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<i>He don't do a lot of coke,
just, like, a little bit off the nail.</i>

21
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<i>And just only when it's,
like, special occasions.</i>

22
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<i>Like a real big win.</i>

23
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<i>He's like, "I'mma do coke
and a little bit of gay stuff."</i>

24
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<i>Does your Barack do coke
to excuse his gay stuff?</i>

25
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<i>- Of course.
- Right.</i>

26
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<i>Then he just has an out at the end to go,
like, "I was on coke. It was fine."</i>

27
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<i>- Yeah.
- Okay.</i>

28
00:01:06,541 --> 00:01:08,934
<i>But really he just
woke up that day wanting to do some stuff.</i>

29
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<i>- "Gonna do gay stuff."
- Yeah.</i>

30
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<i>- "Let me get a bump."
- Yeah.</i>

31
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<i>♪ Back again up in this motherfucker
Entertain us, all you motherfuckers... ♪</i>

32
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Yo, yo, yo!
Welcome to <i>The Mo and E-Z Show.</i>

33
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I'm Mo, and to my left is my favorite Jew
with nothing to do, my boy E-Z.

34
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It was a better time, in general.

35
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- 2014, bro. Just a good year.
- Unbelievable.

36
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- Meek Mill was with Nicki.
- Mm-hmm.

37
00:01:42,708 --> 00:01:44,916
Bobby Shmurda came out and went in.

38
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You had the Ice Bucket, uh, Challenge.

39
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- Yes, yes.
- What was that, ALS?

40
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Dude, ALS is the most
paid disease of all time.

41
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ALS made more than LeBron that year.

42
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- ALS is on the boat with Jay and Beyoncé.
- For sure.

43
00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:03,166
They're like, "Let me
tell you what it's like to be rich."

44
00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:05,458
<i>♪ Ooh, chitty-chitty bang... ♪</i>

45
00:02:05,541 --> 00:02:08,916
The BLM movement, though,
is so serious right now.

46
00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,291
It's everywhere, for sure.

47
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This feels like they got the same people
who did marketing for Cuties and kale.

48
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They're Blackening everything.

49
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Black <i>iCarly,</i> Black <i>Wonder Years,</i>

50
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which is set in the same time period,

51
00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,767
and it's like, bro,
I don't wanna watch Black Kevin Arnold

52
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gets sprayed by a hose
for a half an hour every friggin' Friday.

53
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Yeah, I feel like once a Black person
won a gold medal for swimming,

54
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it was pretty much a wrap
on race relations.

55
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Yo, I saw a dude fencing in the Olympics,
a Black dude, this past Olympics.

56
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- I was like, "Man, too much."
- You're like, "Over the line."

57
00:02:39,958 --> 00:02:41,434
Over the line. Back up.

58
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Like, when they took
the Confederate flags out of NASCAR,

59
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I was like, "Nah, let 'em have that."

60
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You take too much too fast,
they be out looking for meat.

61
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You know what I'm saying?

62
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- Please be seated.
- Oh, my God.

63
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That was standing up for 45 minutes.

64
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- That was, like, the longest one.
- Shh!

65
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So we just finished <i>widduy,</i>
the confession,

66
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which we do in the plural.

67
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We take responsibility...

68
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Mom, why do I have to wear this dress,

69
00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,916
and he gets to dress
like he's at Summer Jam?

70
00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,333
...lives were created, but these...

71
00:03:55,416 --> 00:03:57,875
Ezra, where's your yarmulke?

72
00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:00,833
Oh, shit. Left it in the car.

73
00:04:00,916 --> 00:04:04,541
Okay. Honey, I'm not square, okay?

74
00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:07,541
Nobody thinks I'm square.
Everyone thinks I'm cool.

75
00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:08,625
I'm hip.

76
00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:11,000
People think I'm a very youthful person.

77
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"I get it." You know, you're expressing
yourself with these illustrations.

78
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Graffiti all over your body. Okay, fine.

79
00:04:17,541 --> 00:04:20,958
But it is Yom Kippur, goddamn it.

80
00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:24,541
First of all, can you please stop saying
"I get it" and using air quotes?

81
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And second of all, when someone says,
"I'm cool. I get it,"

82
00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:29,750
they never are cool,
and they never get it.

83
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- You shouldn't have to say that.
- That's not true.

84
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You won't be able to be buried
in a Jewish cemetery.

85
00:04:34,666 --> 00:04:37,083
Bubby, I love you so much, respectfully,

86
00:04:37,833 --> 00:04:39,041
but I'll be dead.

87
00:04:39,125 --> 00:04:41,458
I don't give a shit
where I'm buried, respectfully.

88
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You can take my ashes,
and you can flush them down the urinal

89
00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,458
at Dodger Stadium, respectfully.

90
00:04:45,541 --> 00:04:48,333
Oh, so now
you're disrespecting the Dodgers?

91
00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:50,666
I wanna be buried next to Rihanna.

92
00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,208
- Rihanna?
- Yeah.

93
00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:55,375
Okay, I'm gonna scrape
those tattoos off myself,

94
00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:58,166
and I'm gonna bury you
in a double-wide coffin with me.

95
00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,000
- Okay, how about that?
- Sounds good.

96
00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:01,083
Sounds good.

97
00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:03,226
...their children to bed...

98
00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:08,833
Thanks for that. I appreciate it.

99
00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:13,541
You look like a dad
who lost his kid at Coachella.

100
00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:18,500
You look like the principal
of a Hebrew school version of Hogwarts.

101
00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:22,125
You look like a young Hulk Hogan.

102
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I have a question. What do you
and the rabbi talk about in the car

103
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on the way
to the rabbinical witch outlet store?

104
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Is it a lot of music?
Or is there heavy conversation?

105
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<i>♪ Maybe sometime... ♪</i>

106
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Hi.

107
00:05:44,041 --> 00:05:46,166
- Ezra!
- Hey, how are ya?

108
00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:48,208
- How are ya?
- How old are you?

109
00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:49,708
I'm... I'm 35 now.

110
00:05:49,791 --> 00:05:50,958
Got a girlfriend?

111
00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:52,166
No.

112
00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:55,625
You say that so cavalier,
like it's a bad thing.

113
00:05:55,708 --> 00:05:57,208
You don't like getting pussy?

114
00:05:57,708 --> 00:06:00,125
Well, hearing the word pussy
come out of your mouth

115
00:06:00,208 --> 00:06:02,048
does make me question
whether or not I like it.

116
00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:03,750
It's 2022!

117
00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:06,916
Maybe the kid enjoys
smoking the Hebrew Nationals.

118
00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,625
I know you're trying to be progressive,
but it's coming off crazy homophobic.

119
00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:14,916
But it's... it's good to see you.
And, uh, stay... stay alive.

120
00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,041
- Hey, hey, bud, bud.
- Hey, Doc.

121
00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:18,541
Hi, how's your penis?

122
00:06:19,208 --> 00:06:21,666
Uh, I think it's... I think it's good.

123
00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:24,583
- Yeah, uh, listen, uh, come with me.
- I think...

124
00:06:24,666 --> 00:06:28,208
Let's go to the bathroom,
and, uh, we'll take a look, okay?

125
00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:30,791
- I'm good.
- No, no, it's fine. It's fine.

126
00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:33,333
Don't... don't worry. Uh, it's on the house.

127
00:06:33,416 --> 00:06:35,083
There's not gonna be a charge.

128
00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:37,791
- No, it's not the price that concerns me.
- Oh.

129
00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,625
- It's more the concept.
- I see.

130
00:06:39,708 --> 00:06:41,588
- You sure? We can go...
- Doctor!

131
00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:44,625
My teeth are getting crooked again.

132
00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:46,791
Uh-huh.
If you open your mouth real wide.

133
00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,142
- Ezzy.
- Uh-huh.

134
00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:50,583
I want you to be chill right now.

135
00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:53,500
- But Kim Glassman is over there.
- Mm-hmm.

136
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And she is totally checking you out.

137
00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,708
- Right now, okay?
- Uh-huh.

138
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And she just completed
her doctorate at Harvard,

139
00:07:00,291 --> 00:07:02,958
and she is crazy lit.

140
00:07:03,041 --> 00:07:04,625
Right over there. You see her?

141
00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:06,517
Yeah, she just...
and she saw you point at her.

142
00:07:06,541 --> 00:07:09,916
- She didn't see.
- Yeah, she 100% percent saw.

143
00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,625
She's got it here, here,
the whole nine yards.

144
00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:14,458
Yeah, you like her body and her mind.

145
00:07:14,541 --> 00:07:15,958
- I do. I do.
- Okay.

146
00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:18,166
Yeah, I think, um, my old orthodontist

147
00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:22,083
just did some really weird
sexual shit with me just now.

148
00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:23,750
Who? Oh, Dr. Green?

149
00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:26,625
- Yeah, Dr. Green.
- Oh, yeah, he's in a lot of trouble.

150
00:07:26,708 --> 00:07:29,708
- He's in trouble?
- Yeah, he's in a lot of trouble.

151
00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:31,309
- Yeah.
- Okay, so that's like a thing?

152
00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:33,500
Uh, well,
he hasn't been convicted.

153
00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:35,883
Totally. In the four seconds
I spoke with him,

154
00:07:35,916 --> 00:07:38,116
he tried to pull me
in the bathroom and look at my dick,

155
00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:41,250
so I'm just gonna say
I might support the accusers on this one.

156
00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:42,933
I will say that there is a legal system,

157
00:07:42,958 --> 00:07:45,158
and you have to have respect
for the legal system, Ezzy.

158
00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:46,416
- Okay.
- Yeah.

159
00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,380
You're backing him on this one.
All right, okay.

160
00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:49,916
Well, you know...

161
00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,083
Innocent until proven guilty.
I believe in that. I'm sure you do too.

162
00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:55,250
- Correct, and I think I'm gonna bounce.
- Right?

163
00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:57,726
- This has been a lot for one Yom Kippur.
- Honey. I love you.

164
00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:59,990
- I love you. You look great. Okay.
- I love my baby boy.

165
00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:03,166
<i>♪ Feeling like I'm floating to the ceiling
Is it magic? ♪</i>

166
00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,833
<i>♪ Baby, tell me why you disappearing
This is magic ♪</i>

167
00:08:05,916 --> 00:08:08,541
<i>♪ I won't ever tell 'em how I did it
It was magic ♪</i>

168
00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:09,916
<i>♪ Can you imagine? ♪</i>

169
00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,541
<i>♪ Money in the mattress
Love the way I stack it ♪</i>

170
00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,000
<i>♪ I can make it rain blue... ♪</i>

171
00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:16,333
So, um, your mom says you work in finance?

172
00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:18,125
Yes, I'm a broker.

173
00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:22,708
Well, that's, like, gotta be so exciting,
working with so much money all the time.

174
00:08:22,791 --> 00:08:24,416
Yeah, it's not really my dream job.

175
00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000
Well, what is?

176
00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,541
You're gonna laugh if I tell you.

177
00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:29,916
Oh, God.

178
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000
You're not, like,
a Reiki instructor, are you?

179
00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:35,541
No. No, my homie and I, we have a podcast.

180
00:08:37,708 --> 00:08:38,958
Seriously?

181
00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:41,916
Yeah, yeah.

182
00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:44,500
Well, what's it about?

183
00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,250
The culture.

184
00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:48,125
What culture?

185
00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:49,625
You know, the culture.

186
00:08:49,708 --> 00:08:52,041
Music, fashion, sports.

187
00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:56,666
I mean, you're a Jew from West LA.
What do you know about the culture?

188
00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,791
Maybe deli culture, but...

189
00:08:58,875 --> 00:08:59,875
Hmm.

190
00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:02,833
Mm-hmm.

191
00:09:05,541 --> 00:09:06,750
That's a good one.

192
00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:09,958
<i>Honestly, I'm starting to think</i>

193
00:09:10,041 --> 00:09:12,708
I'm never gonna meet
a woman who understands me.

194
00:09:12,791 --> 00:09:16,125
Bruh, you have got
to stop being so thirsty, man.

195
00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:17,208
It's disgusting!

196
00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:19,000
I don't think I've heard of a man ever

197
00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,875
who wanted to be
in a relationship so badly besides Drake.

198
00:09:21,958 --> 00:09:23,541
And I'm talking <i>Views </i>Drake.

199
00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:24,916
I feel like <i>Views</i> Drake.

200
00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,625
I feel like I'm alone
on a building in Toronto

201
00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:28,750
dangling my legs off,

202
00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,673
wondering what it's like
to feel companionship.

203
00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:31,708
That's the space I'm in.

204
00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:34,750
Well, I need you to dig deep down
in that little Jewish body of yours

205
00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:36,833
and pull out <i>CLB </i>Drake, okay?

206
00:09:36,916 --> 00:09:38,833
<i>Certified Lover Boy </i>energy
all through here.

207
00:09:38,916 --> 00:09:41,750
I don't have <i>Certified Lover Boy</i> energy,
Drake energy right now.

208
00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:45,833
I just don't. I'm... I'm literally...
I'm literally <i>Take Care</i> Drake.

209
00:09:46,416 --> 00:09:48,750
I'm at an Italian restaurant by myself

210
00:09:48,833 --> 00:09:51,416
with a bunch of chains,
drinking Manischewitz out of a goblet

211
00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,541
and wondering when the fuck is it my turn

212
00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:55,791
to feel, like,
deep happiness and connection.

213
00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:58,041
And if I'm being honest
about our friendship,

214
00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:01,041
I feel like you're being
a bit Pusha T right now towards me.

215
00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:02,791
And I need you to be more Future to me.

216
00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:05,125
I need a collaboration instead of a diss.

217
00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,666
Well, maybe your ass
needs a bully right now, bro.

218
00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:09,333
Someone to push you around.

219
00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:11,166
You're not even giving me <i>Take Care</i> Drake.

220
00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,083
You're giving me
"Houstatlantavegas" Drake.

221
00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,750
I'm talking
crying over strippers, no beard,

222
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,458
big upper lip.

223
00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:18,833
Get it together, dawg.

224
00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:22,625
You're right, I'm...

225
00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,166
I need to be more <i>CLB </i>Drake.

226
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,166
You'll be all right.

227
00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,333
Just gotta find that person,
You know what I mean?

228
00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:32,333
<i>Like, you need a shorty who surfs,
but also can Milly Rock.</i>

229
00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:35,625
<i>♪ Doesn't mean we shouldn't try...</i> ♪

230
00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:39,750
- Can I help you with that?
- Oh, my God. No, I'm good.

231
00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:42,583
Come on, why are you acting like this?
I feel like you blocked me.

232
00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:45,916
Um, I didn't block you, okay?
I don't do weird shit like that.

233
00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:49,541
- Well, did you change your phone number?
- I did.

234
00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:51,750
Yo, you don't think that's weird?

235
00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:54,791
Chris, do you wanna know why
we really just don't work out together?

236
00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:57,458
Yeah, I'm... I'm really, really curious.

237
00:10:57,541 --> 00:10:59,416
'Cause you don't know how to keep it real.

238
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,666
You just say whatever
you think I wanna hear,

239
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:02,750
and it feels fake.

240
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:06,083
And I don't really
feel seen by you in any way.

241
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,500
All I do is see you, girl.

242
00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:11,875
I'm always on your social media.
I'm staring at you right now.

243
00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:14,875
You know what?
It's like James Baldwin said.

244
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,958
"The most dangerous creation
of any society

245
00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:20,125
is the man who has nothing to lose."

246
00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,791
I don't have shit to lose
'cause I already lost you.

247
00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,833
All right, gimme your phone.

248
00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:28,458
Girl, you had me out here sweating.

249
00:11:28,541 --> 00:11:32,916
It's so crazy because
my dad loves James Baldwin,

250
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,041
and that is,
like, one of his favorite quotes.

251
00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:38,958
And here's a text message
from my dad to you,

252
00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:40,750
telling you to tell me the same shit.

253
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,041
Your father and I are
in a book club together.

254
00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:44,184
- I don't...
- Peace.

255
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,125
- Bye, Chris.
- It's an information exchange.

256
00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:49,541
- Stay away from my house.
- We put each other onto different authors.

257
00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:52,476
- Ra-Ra.
- Stop calling me that!

258
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,083
- Ra...
- It's so weird.

259
00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:09,500
My mom just bought some last night.

260
00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,458
Here he is.
Biggest swinging dick in the West!

261
00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:14,625
There he is.

262
00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:18,541
Got his... You have a big
swinging penis yourself there, my man.

263
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,708
The boss man.

264
00:12:24,791 --> 00:12:26,958
You made that exchange weird, Ezra.

265
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,708
Goddamn it, all right.
What's done is done, right?

266
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,666
I'm... I'm not good with greetings, so...

267
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,250
Just throw back a "hey."

268
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,125
- Hey.
- Grease the wheel and say, "Hey."

269
00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,750
- Swing it up.
- "Hey, boss."

270
00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:38,291
- Hey, boss.
- "Champ. Killer."

271
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,416
"Dude." Not dude.

272
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,541
Big dick boss.

273
00:12:41,791 --> 00:12:43,000
Or whatever you wanna say.

274
00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:45,958
"Here he is,
biggest swinging dick in the West."

275
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:48,000
There we go. You have a big penis.

276
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,750
- Fuck, dude, I'm sorry.
- I'm not even looking for a shake.

277
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,166
You're belaboring a greeting.

278
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:53,333
Right.

279
00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:56,083
What if I said "great fucking weather"
to you, what would you say?

280
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,791
The weather's great for you too.

281
00:12:58,666 --> 00:12:59,750
You would say that?

282
00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:01,833
I don't know, I...

283
00:13:01,916 --> 00:13:03,916
Forget it.
Just... Just pick up the phone, come on.

284
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,059
- I understand. Got it.
- We're burning time. Come on.

285
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,892
- Pick it up.
- Let's go. Let's sell some stuff.

286
00:13:07,916 --> 00:13:08,916
You're the man.

287
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,333
- Giddyup.
- Let's go, baby.

288
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,541
Money, money, money, baby.

289
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:17,333
<i>♪ They don't make enough paper... ♪</i>

290
00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:22,142
<i>Make a complete U-turn.</i>

291
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:25,458
<i>Then a sharp left turn,
then another U-turn.</i>

292
00:13:25,541 --> 00:13:27,125
What?

293
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:29,833
<i>♪ They can't take my gold fronts
They can't take... ♪</i>

294
00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:33,000
<i>Make a complete U-turn,
then a sharp left turn.</i>

295
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,541
<i>- Then another U-turn.</i>
- What the fuck!

296
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:36,666
<i>♪ That I just rolled up ♪</i>

297
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,125
<i>♪ They can't take my gold blunt
Can't tape my bullet holes up ♪</i>

298
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:43,666
<i>♪ Can't take my close-up
They can't break my hoes up... ♪</i>

299
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,208
<i>Make a complete U-turn, then...</i>

300
00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,583
- What the fuck! What are you doing?
- Get the fuck out!

301
00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:50,541
- Get out! Help! I'm being attacked!
- What?

302
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,458
- You're attacking me! Stop! Stop!
- Get out!

303
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,708
Please, relax! Fine, okay!

304
00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:57,750
But you're not getting five stars.
This is fucked up.

305
00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,958
Fuck you. I'm not no Uber driver.

306
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:02,166
You're not?

307
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,541
No, I'm not.
I'm on my way to work, weirdo.

308
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:07,000
<i>- Make a complete U-turn...</i>
- Oh, shit.

309
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,458
I am so sorry.

310
00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:09,708
No, you're not.

311
00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:12,333
You saw a Black woman
in an inexpensive car

312
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:15,166
and thought it was
your God-given white right

313
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,583
to get in my backseat
and tell me where to go.

314
00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:21,291
It's a tale as old as time
with your racist ass. Get out!

315
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,291
I know this seems like a racism.

316
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:25,666
But it's not.

317
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:29,833
My... My Uber driver is a Black woman
who drives a Mini Cooper.

318
00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:33,000
Her name is Hyacinth Ajanlekoko...

319
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,500
- Oh, wow.
- Butatembe.

320
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,833
- So...
- Okay<i>.</i>

321
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:39,875
So I guess Hyacinth-whatever
looks like me since we all look alike.

322
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:44,458
I mean, honestly,
fucking you guys are twins.

323
00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:49,416
Oh, my God, wait.
She really does look like me.

324
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,875
Yeah, this is like a 23 and Me situation.

325
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,666
Like, I wanna introduce you guys.

326
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,666
- Okay...
- You're better looking for sure.

327
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:58,208
Sir, can you get out of my car, please?
Thank you.

328
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:01,750
Look, look, look. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

329
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,750
This was insane.

330
00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:07,625
Let me make it up to you.
I know my way around Century City.

331
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,875
Let me get you where you're going.

332
00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:11,666
Who said I was lost?

333
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:15,083
<i>Make a complete U-turn,
then a sharp left turn,</i>

334
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,875
<i>then another U-turn.</i>

335
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,166
Look, okay, but can you hurry up?

336
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,250
Because I really cannot be late to work,
for real.

337
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,250
Of course.

338
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,500
- Just make a right at the light.
- Okay.

339
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,666
This ain't no
<i>Driving Miss Daisy</i> shit, okay?

340
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,416
- Okay.
- Don't kill me.

341
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,666
I'm not gonna kill you.
Please don't kill me.

342
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,809
- I'm not.
- You're the one who beat me.

343
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,458
I don't know you. Shit.

344
00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:37,221
My name is Ezra. What is your name?

345
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:38,375
Amira.

346
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,291
<i>♪ It was no smut on my rep
Last time that I checked ♪</i>

347
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,833
<i>♪ I was selling zones in the set ♪</i>

348
00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:48,541
<i>♪ Make a quarter mil no sweat
Last time that I checked ♪</i>

349
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:52,250
<i>♪ I'm the street's voice out West
Legendary self-made progress ♪</i>

350
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:53,958
<i>♪ Last time that I checked ♪</i>

351
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:56,121
<i>♪ First you get the money
Last time that I checked ♪</i>

352
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,166
Who's Ezra?

353
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,541
Hello. Dang, why y'all up in my business?

354
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,385
Why's your phone all up
in my business?

355
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:05,791
Ezra is somebody I met
that I'm going to lunch with.

356
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,916
What kind of name is Ezra?

357
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:11,750
Is he like
a third-generation civil rights activist

358
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:14,791
or keeping-the-peace ass nigga?

359
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:18,250
No, he's... he's white.

360
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,333
He's white?

361
00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:21,958
- Nigga!
- Shut up!

362
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:24,625
I'm sorry. Just that's new for you.

363
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:27,125
- I know.
- Sounds interesting.

364
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:31,125
Well, first of all, you know, don't let
Akbar find out about that. Jesus.

365
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,500
Well, for your information,

366
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,916
I don't date based off
of Daddy's approval, okay? I'm grown.

367
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,250
<i>♪ Revenge ♪</i>

368
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,500
<i>♪ I'm mad</i>!<i> ♪</i>

369
00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:45,375
<i>♪ You get down with my girlfriend, huh ♪</i>

370
00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:48,083
<i>♪ That ain't right</i>...<i> ♪</i>

371
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,208
Okay, you're not tough.

372
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,833
Oh, hi, Daddy!

373
00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:55,208
- What's up?
- Gimme a kiss.

374
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,000
What's going on, boy?

375
00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:00,916
- Same thing.
- Yeah.

376
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:05,375
Hey, now, is it my imagination,

377
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,125
or are Black folks' hair
getting curlier and curlier?

378
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,458
Look. Look at everybody's hair.

379
00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:12,458
Everybody in the place is all wavy.

380
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:15,125
Except for this nigga.

381
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:18,416
I actually have
the nappiest hair in this place.

382
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,309
And I wear it proudly.

383
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:24,125
How am I the darkest person in the room?

384
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:27,291
There's not one
tar-black nigga in this whole room.

385
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:28,750
And I mean, back in the day,

386
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:30,993
that was what you saw
the most when you went in a room.

387
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:33,708
It was, you know, niggas everywhere.
Now you got...

388
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,958
Eventually everybody
gonna be looking like Bruno Mars.

389
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,416
A lot sooner than you think.

390
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,625
What that mean?

391
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,500
Gonna tell him about your date, Amira?

392
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:46,041
- Shut up, Omar.
- Oh, okay.

393
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:47,908
What you talking about? Chris?

394
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,916
Oh, no, Daddy, not Chris.

395
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,958
- No, not Chris.
- Not Chris.

396
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:53,166
He's a Muslim, right?

397
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:56,833
Um, yes. He's African.

398
00:17:56,916 --> 00:17:59,458
- He's African.
- He's definitely African.

399
00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:01,500
And, um, he's Muslim. I think so.

400
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:02,958
Is he Sunni or Nation?

401
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,625
S-Sunni.

402
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,541
Watch out for those brothers.
Yeah, they like Lakers fans.

403
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:11,416
Don't know shit about basketball,
but love to be all up at Staples,

404
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,583
looking around at everybody,
trying to be seen.

405
00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:15,625
Isn't the Nation more like Laker fans,

406
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:18,041
'cause they're the ones
who just discovered the religion?

407
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,125
Shut up, stupid.

408
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:21,833
What you drinking?

409
00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:24,708
A tropical banana whip
with bee pollen. It's good.

410
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:26,583
Bee pollen? Why you need bee pollen?

411
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,916
Bee pollen?
What, they ain't have no butterfly dust?

412
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,517
You know, I'm starting to hate the world
more and more each day.

413
00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:34,541
You know, this place used to be our thing.

414
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,291
Then white folks figured out

415
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:40,166
that not only did Magic Johnson
and Dr. Sebi figure out how to cure AIDS,

416
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,541
but we also have
delicious patties and smoothies.

417
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:45,666
Yeah, but, like, shouldn't we be happy
that they're patronizing our business?

418
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,416
But at what cost, Amira?

419
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:51,875
Uh, financial freedom,
cultural empowerment, market expansion.

420
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:54,226
You know what? Somebody gonna
bust your teeth out one day.

421
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,958
You just make sure you pray with this guy.

422
00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,458
That's how I met your mother.

423
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:02,416
We prayed together, and we knew
we was meant for each other.

424
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,434
- Mm-mm.
- Didn't you meet Mom at Pep Boys?

425
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:06,750
Trying to return
a half used bottle of Fix-a-Flat?

426
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,000
No, I met your mother,

427
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:11,541
and we fell in love
through our mutual love of God and prayer.

428
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,625
- Hmm.
- I'm always telling y'all.

429
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:16,333
If you get your beliefs in line,
your heart's gonna follow.

430
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,166
Hmm.

431
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,166
So I just imagined the Pep Boys thing?

432
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,125
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?

433
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,708
<i>♪ Meek Milly's coming, Daddy ♪</i>

434
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:31,041
<i>♪ Hey! Spitting all this hot shit
Every single bar cool ♪</i>

435
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,791
<i>♪ Diamonds in the Rollie face
Animated cartoon ♪</i>

436
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,791
<i>♪ Call me Meek Milly
I don't play that shit ♪</i>

437
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,875
<i>- ♪ Right ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna rock this ball, man ♪</i>

438
00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:39,375
<i>♪ Like I make that shit ♪</i>

439
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,166
<i>♪ I've been front row Fashion Week
Looking like I'm in the show ♪</i>

440
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,684
<i>♪ Sitting in the foreign leather... ♪</i>

441
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,750
Hold up. You're dating
a "Black girl" Black girl?

442
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,333
I mean, I wouldn't put it that way.

443
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:54,250
Yo, shut... Bro, you bagged a real one?

444
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,958
This is crazy.

445
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:58,291
Wait a minute though.
This is way out of your league.

446
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,083
If this girl is what you say she is,

447
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,976
then I'm pretty sure she smells
like cocoa butter and expectations, bro.

448
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,416
- You may wanna slow down.
- What do you mean?

449
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,625
I'm just saying,
I hope no one ends up dead.

450
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,708
Dead?

451
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,375
Yeah, dawg.

452
00:20:11,916 --> 00:20:13,250
In this social climate,

453
00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:16,208
with this much racial intensity
going on in this country now,

454
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,541
you chose to pull a move like that?

455
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,000
Bold, bro. Real bold.

456
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:23,000
I'm not pulling anything.

457
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,883
This isn't 'cause it's,
like, a hot new thing.

458
00:20:24,916 --> 00:20:27,958
I'm not talking about a tie-dye sweatsuit.
I'm talking about a person.

459
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:30,416
A woman who I met,
who I found interesting,

460
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:34,083
who's different than the other women that
I know, so I asked her out. Who cares?

461
00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:38,291
Yo, please tell me
you didn't buy a tie-dye sweatsuit.

462
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:39,875
Thank you.

463
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,750
You look great.

464
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,375
Oh, thank you.

465
00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:48,916
I like your fit.

466
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,541
Thank you. You don't look so bad yourself.

467
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,291
Are those Gucci slides?

468
00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:59,458
Yeah. Why? Are you trying to clown?

469
00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:03,916
No, I'm not trying to clown.
No, not at all. I think they're awesome.

470
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,500
And I actually think
they're the perfect shoe for a first date.

471
00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:08,750
Oh, this is date?

472
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:13,416
Yeah. I mean, we're two adults,

473
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,666
at least one of us is interested
in getting to know the other one,

474
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,125
meeting at a specific place
at a designated time,

475
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:22,250
and I'm pretty sure if I asked Siri,
"Siri, what is a date?"

476
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,541
That would be the exact bar
she would spit back at me.

477
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:25,875
Bar? Okay.

478
00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,791
All right, Ezra.

479
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:31,291
Trying to cap me up. Brave.

480
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,500
And I would never
talk shit on your slides.

481
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:36,875
If you like something, you like it.

482
00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:39,708
I don't think anybody
should be put in a box ever.

483
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:46,041
That's real. I agree with you.

484
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
...eats a blueberry
with a damn fork.

485
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:02,333
<i>♪ And we hustle all day, don't we? ♪</i>

486
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,333
<i>♪ Yes, we do ♪</i>

487
00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:07,916
<i>♪ There comes a time ♪</i>

488
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:10,333
<i>♪ There comes a time ♪</i>

489
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:16,083
<i>♪ At night, where we come play... ♪</i>

490
00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:22,500
<i>♪ Laughing, hoping... ♪</i>

491
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:32,875
<i>♪ I just wanna stay high... ♪</i>

492
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,416
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

493
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,375
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

494
00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:48,250
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

495
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,458
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

496
00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:53,250
You know...

497
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,833
Oh, my God, it looks like a fort.

498
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,416
It's cute. You know
what we're doing? We're being cute!

499
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,500
- We're being cute! Oh, God!
- Yeah.

500
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,476
- You're crazy.
- It's like a little tent.

501
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,250
I've never done this before.

502
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:08,583
You've just never dated such
a creative blanket architect before.

503
00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:11,208
Never. I've never dated anybody so cute.

504
00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:13,041
Yes, come on, isn't it fun?

505
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,500
It's like we're in our own little world.

506
00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:18,166
It does feel like
we are in our own little world.

507
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:22,458
Play some music. We need, like, a vibe.

508
00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:23,916
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

509
00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:26,750
Yeah. Any requests?

510
00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,291
No, I trust you.

511
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:34,250
How about this?

512
00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:43,166
Oh, I love this song.

513
00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:45,791
You do?

514
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,000
Mm-hmm.

515
00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:50,916
<i>♪ You don't know, babe ♪</i>

516
00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:55,250
<i>♪ When you hold me ♪</i>

517
00:23:55,333 --> 00:24:00,083
<i>♪ And kiss me slowly
It's the sweetest thing ♪</i>

518
00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:04,250
<i>♪ It's the sunrise ♪</i>

519
00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:07,458
<i>♪ And those brown eyes, yes ♪</i>

520
00:24:08,416 --> 00:24:12,625
<i>♪ You're the one that I desire ♪</i>

521
00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:16,833
<i>♪ When we wake up... ♪</i>

522
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,750
So look.

523
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,750
I just don't be
having sex with just anyone,

524
00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:25,541
so, whether you like it or not,

525
00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:27,125
we kind of go together now.

526
00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:32,416
Yeah, that's crazy. I was
gonna say a similar kind of thing.

527
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,916
Maybe a little less junior high,
a little more mature, but, uh...

528
00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:39,166
Yeah. You're my boo, come on.

529
00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:41,708
You already know.

530
00:24:41,791 --> 00:24:43,583
- You're obsessed with me.
- No!

531
00:24:43,666 --> 00:24:44,750
I'm obsessed with you?

532
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,125
- Yeah.
- Okay.

533
00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:48,125
I see you leaving stuff around here.

534
00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:49,791
Judaism swagger.

535
00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:51,458
It's such a turn-on.

536
00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:53,559
I just want a bagel and lox right now.

537
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:55,958
I love you so much!

538
00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:57,083
So much!

539
00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:59,750
I can't even restrain you!

540
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:01,875
Shut up.

541
00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:06,041
<i>♪ Oh, you're the best part ♪</i>

542
00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:10,916
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
You're the best part ♪</i>

543
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,833
I think I'm a little nervous.

544
00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:14,791
No, don't be nervous. I'm nervous.

545
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:16,208
Why are you nervous?

546
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:17,875
'Cause my family's crazy.

547
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,458
Everybody's family's crazy.

548
00:25:19,541 --> 00:25:21,791
No. They're nuts.

549
00:25:22,791 --> 00:25:25,958
- Hello! Oh!
- Hey, Mom. How are you?

550
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:28,416
Hi.

551
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,791
Mom, this is Amira.

552
00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:31,500
Amira, this is my mom Shelley.

553
00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:32,416
Hi, Miss Shelley.

554
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,250
- It's so nice to meet you.
- Oh. Miss Shelley.

555
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,458
Oh, my mom would kill me
if I didn't address you in that way.

556
00:25:38,541 --> 00:25:41,416
Oh, absolutely. Whatever makes
you comfortable is fine with me.

557
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,750
Oh, my gosh, you are so beautiful.

558
00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:47,875
I love your hair. I love your fingernails.

559
00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:49,291
Look at these rings!

560
00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:50,958
- I love them.
- Thank you.

561
00:25:51,041 --> 00:25:52,916
- Thank you.
- Look at that, your name.

562
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,250
What about her earlobes
and the bottom of her feet?

563
00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,559
Oh, shut up. He loves to give me shit.

564
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:59,143
But I think your earlobes are good too.

565
00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:01,375
I do. Come in. Come in. Come in.

566
00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:03,333
- Isn't this fun?
- Yeah, good stuff.

567
00:26:03,416 --> 00:26:06,958
Honey, honey, come and meet Amira.

568
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,333
I hope I'm saying that right. Amira.

569
00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:11,541
- Yeah. Amira. It's just Amira.
- Amira. Arnold.

570
00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:13,250
Come in, come in, come in and sit.

571
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,375
- Uh, Amira. Yes!
- Yeah.

572
00:26:15,458 --> 00:26:19,333
We've got cheese and crackers,
but if you need something else,

573
00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:22,041
I can have Lupita run to Whole Foods.
Don't worry.

574
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:24,934
She's going anyway because she's
picking up my dry cleaning from Browns.

575
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,750
She's, uh, she's from Guatemala.

576
00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,625
She, uh, Lupita.

577
00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:33,291
Uh, but, you know,
we're like sisters, actually.

578
00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:35,500
She's literally like family.

579
00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:39,125
I mean, it's not even
like work for her, really.

580
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,833
I'm pretty sure it's like work for her.

581
00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:46,500
I don't think Lupita's coming all the way
down here just, uh, pro bono,

582
00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:48,666
no money exchange, you know.

583
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:51,375
- Oh, come on.
- I know. I'm just saying.

584
00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:53,309
- No, no, I get it, yeah, but...
- Yeah.

585
00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,916
Thank you, but that's not necessary.

586
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,458
This looks nice.

587
00:26:56,541 --> 00:26:58,875
- Thank you.
- Oh, fabulous.

588
00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:00,916
So, I understand you're a stylist.

589
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,041
Yeah, kind of, I'm, um...
I'm a costume designer.

590
00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:05,965
- But that's kind of like styling.
- Oh.

591
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,041
- Okay.
- And she has the best style.

592
00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:08,958
Yes.

593
00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:11,000
No, that I can tell, yes.

594
00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:14,625
Yeah, I actually do,
uh, a little styling myself.

595
00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:16,068
- Really?
- Yeah.

596
00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:18,708
Oh, Ezra never said anything
to me about that.

597
00:27:18,791 --> 00:27:22,250
I know, 'cause it's 100% not true.
It's the first time hearing of it, so...

598
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:27,458
No, no. No, no. I mean, on me and Dad...
or on Arnold.

599
00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:29,416
- And a few of our friends, yeah.
- Okay.

600
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,458
Yeah, I... I audit their closets.

601
00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:34,958
Oh, um, how do you do that?

602
00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:37,666
Oh, uh, like, curate their clothes...

603
00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:38,666
Prune.

604
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:41,625
Exactly. Yeah,
and also give away things to shelters.

605
00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:43,916
I'm just known as someone with good taste.

606
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,125
And, I mean, I'm not trying to brag.
That sounds so braggy.

607
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:54,500
So, um, Amira, where are you from?

608
00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:55,708
- Here.
- Oh.

609
00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:57,958
Well, Baldwin Hills via Inglewood.

610
00:27:58,916 --> 00:28:00,916
Okay. Baldwin Hills.

611
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,375
Oh, that's something, yeah.

612
00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:05,083
I understand that Mike...

613
00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:08,333
uh, Magic Johnson has done a lot
of wonderful things.

614
00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:10,250
Magic. What a ballplayer.

615
00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:12,083
Boyish enthusiasm he played with.

616
00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:13,541
- Oh, yeah.
- The smile!

617
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,892
- Yeah, he has a marvelous smile.
- Yeah.

618
00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:17,958
Yeah.
I saw him once at Gelson's.

619
00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:20,250
He's really tall.

620
00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:23,416
Actually, we had
an opportunity to buy there about...

621
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,208
- It was 15 years ago, but...
- Oh, yeah.

622
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:28,226
...Arnold wouldn't go for it.

623
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:31,666
Yeah, it's a shame you missed out on
that first wave of early gentrification.

624
00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:34,310
You could've screwed a lot
of people out of their property value.

625
00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:38,208
Okay, so this is our lovely
and very opinionated daughter Liza.

626
00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:40,750
Come and meet
your brother's new girlfriend.

627
00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:41,833
Hi.

628
00:28:42,541 --> 00:28:43,750
Hi.

629
00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:45,333
I mean,

630
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:47,583
hey.

631
00:28:47,666 --> 00:28:48,583
Okay.

632
00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:49,708
Pull over.

633
00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:53,875
She's spoken for.

634
00:28:53,958 --> 00:28:56,500
Um, Liza's gay.
She's queer. She's lesbian.

635
00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:59,958
- L-G-B-T-Q.
- You got it all.

636
00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:02,458
- Which we love and accept.
- Yes.

637
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:04,291
"Because that is our vibe."

638
00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:06,708
"That's how we roll."

639
00:29:06,791 --> 00:29:10,250
I think she understands.
Is she doing the air quote thing again?

640
00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:11,833
Yeah, she's just warming up.

641
00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:15,625
Oh, I... I really like your glasses.
Those are cool.

642
00:29:15,708 --> 00:29:19,500
Oh, thanks. I actually made them out
of recycled cans of Mountain Dew.

643
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:20,416
Oh, really?

644
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:23,833
I could easily make you a pair.
You could have... they're prescription...

645
00:29:23,916 --> 00:29:28,666
Okay, so I wanna put this out
to the group and see how it lands.

646
00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:29,583
Oh, shit.

647
00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:32,583
- I think the police...
- Okay!

648
00:29:32,666 --> 00:29:36,208
...are and always have been, by the way,

649
00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:38,833
fucked up towards Black people.

650
00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:40,833
And I, for one, hate it.

651
00:29:40,916 --> 00:29:43,041
- To be fair, it's an impossible job.
- Dad.

652
00:29:43,125 --> 00:29:44,885
Okay, Mom,
I'm gonna help you in the kitchen.

653
00:29:44,958 --> 00:29:46,101
- What?
- Now.

654
00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:48,583
You've never offered
to help with anything in your life.

655
00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:49,875
We're gonna do it now.

656
00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:51,208
- Know what else too?
- Come on.

657
00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:53,500
The National Anthem,
I think everybody should kneel.

658
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,767
- Enough. Thank you.
- No, I do. Really.

659
00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:58,767
- Not just the players, in fact.
- We're gonna go check this out now.

660
00:29:58,791 --> 00:30:00,875
- What are you doing?
- Thank you.

661
00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:04,291
I'm sorry about my mom.

662
00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:07,875
- She's literally a moron.
- I like your braids.

663
00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:09,541
Thank you.

664
00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:11,166
Xzibit had braids.

665
00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,125
Uh, yeah.

666
00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:16,833
Remember that show <i>Pimp My Ride?</i>
That was a blast. I loved that show.

667
00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:19,666
He seemed like such a cool dude.
Such a gentleman.

668
00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:21,833
You ever bump into him
at any of your showbiz things?

669
00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:24,416
- No.
- No?

670
00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:28,791
- Is he still in the rap game?
- Dad, stop.

671
00:30:28,875 --> 00:30:31,791
- What?
- Just, like, producing sound.

672
00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:34,833
- I like X to the Z. What can I say?
- Dad.

673
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,392
- Over here right now.
- What are you... What's wrong with you?

674
00:30:37,416 --> 00:30:39,708
Okay, can you just cool it

675
00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:43,166
on everything you are doing and saying
in, like, complete totality?

676
00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:46,708
You are so rude and annoying.

677
00:30:46,791 --> 00:30:48,875
All right? Yes, you are.

678
00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:51,083
I am being me, and I am thriving.

679
00:30:51,166 --> 00:30:54,083
And I have gotten through
my entire life being me,

680
00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:57,708
and I certainly don't need
my son to tell me how to behave.

681
00:30:57,791 --> 00:30:58,791
My God.

682
00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:01,750
It's just with the police stuff
and, like, Magic Johnson.

683
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:05,375
Like, you're talking to her
like she's a Black person

684
00:31:05,458 --> 00:31:07,750
and not my girlfriend who is a person.

685
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,875
- That's absurd. I said...
- Is it?

686
00:31:09,958 --> 00:31:12,208
Yes, of course!
I said, "to the group," okay?

687
00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:16,333
I literally said, "I'm throwing this out
to the whole group."

688
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,056
You weren't throwing it out to the group.

689
00:31:18,083 --> 00:31:20,208
'Cause you weren't trying
to hear Dad's perspective.

690
00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:22,583
You never asked a question like that

691
00:31:22,666 --> 00:31:25,666
in every dinner we've had
for the past however many years.

692
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,666
- I talk about that a lot.
- With who?

693
00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:30,750
With all of my friends.
With everybody I know. We are always...

694
00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:33,041
Name one friend
you talk about police brutality with.

695
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,125
Marilyn.

696
00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,791
Uh, uh, Josephine...

697
00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:37,875
You and Marilyn
talk about police brutality?

698
00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:39,041
Can't get enough of it.

699
00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:41,892
- Can't get enough of that conversation.
- I don't buy that.

700
00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:43,458
It's a hot topic right now.

701
00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:46,958
All right, look.
Can we not do this right now?

702
00:31:47,041 --> 00:31:48,041
Seriously.

703
00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:51,583
This is about meeting
that lovely woman out there.

704
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,958
And I gotta tell you something,
I think she's absolutely wonderful.

705
00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:01,291
- You do?
- I do.

706
00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:05,083
- And I've got a people sense, you know.
- No, you don't.

707
00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:07,291
Anyway, I think she's wonderful.

708
00:32:08,791 --> 00:32:09,791
She is.

709
00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:13,166
What?

710
00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:18,458
I am... I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

711
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:22,666
Oh, my God! Oh, my...

712
00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:26,625
I'm so excited.

713
00:32:27,416 --> 00:32:28,250
Yeah.

714
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,041
So you're okay with that?

715
00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:31,791
Of course I'm okay with that.

716
00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:34,416
Why wouldn't I be okay
with that?

717
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,833
I don't know. Well, she's not Jewish.

718
00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:40,875
Oh, Ezra, you're my baby boy.

719
00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:46,541
And you found an amazing woman
who makes you happy.

720
00:32:46,625 --> 00:32:47,750
End of story.

721
00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:55,416
I mean, would it be nice
if she were Jewish? Sure.

722
00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:57,666
Our people's numbers are dwindling.

723
00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:59,517
It would make your life easier.

724
00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:01,416
But... But this is great too!

725
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:06,750
Our family is growing in such
a cool and hip and funky way, you know.

726
00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:10,125
Oh, my God! I'm gonna have
Black grand babies.

727
00:33:10,208 --> 00:33:11,708
Okay. Jesus Christ.

728
00:33:11,791 --> 00:33:13,875
We're a family of color.

729
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,166
- Mom.
- We are the future now.

730
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:18,666
Mom, just, please,
don't ever say that or think that again.

731
00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:21,083
- What?
- I know it's exciting, but...

732
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:24,267
<i>♪ This ain't the honeymoon... ♪</i>

733
00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:26,416
- Shh.
- I know. I won't...

734
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,125
That was a while back.

735
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,875
<i>♪ Right in the thick of love ♪</i>

736
00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:32,678
<i>♪ At times, we get sick of love ♪</i>

737
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:33,541
It's true.

738
00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:37,000
<i>♪ Seems like we argue every day, uh! ♪</i>

739
00:33:37,541 --> 00:33:41,958
<i>♪ I know I misbehaved
And you made your mistakes ♪</i>

740
00:33:42,041 --> 00:33:43,125
<i>♪ And we both ♪</i>

741
00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,708
<i>- ♪ Got some room left to grow ♪</i>
- What is happening?

742
00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,000
So true.

743
00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:51,625
<i>♪ Though love sometimes hurts
Well, I'll still put you first ♪</i>

744
00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:55,291
<i>♪ But I think we should take it slow ♪</i>

745
00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:58,083
<i>♪ We're just ordinary people ♪</i>

746
00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,166
That's the truth.

747
00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:02,958
<i>♪ We don't know which way to go ♪</i>

748
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:03,916
Where?

749
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,875
I'm so sorry.

750
00:34:05,958 --> 00:34:08,875
- It's okay.
<i>- ♪ ...it slow-whoa-whoa! ♪</i>

751
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,120
- Well, I'm happy for you, E.
- Thank you.

752
00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:15,041
Have you talked to her family yet?

753
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,125
Uh, no.

754
00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:18,125
Do you plan to?

755
00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:21,041
Yeah, just haven't had
the chance to meet them.

756
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:24,083
So you're telling me you're about
to ask their only adult daughter

757
00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:27,041
to marry you with this baby-ass ring,

758
00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:29,208
and you haven't even met her parents?

759
00:34:29,291 --> 00:34:30,125
Bro.

760
00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:32,750
White dudes really do be
out here living by their own code.

761
00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:36,375
You're gonna have to make up
a story or something for this, bro.

762
00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:38,875
Yeah, it is a small ring.

763
00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:40,833
You think her family
will judge me and stuff?

764
00:34:40,916 --> 00:34:43,166
I'm judging you, nigga. This is terrible.

765
00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:45,541
Yeah, I thought of that.
I thought of that.

766
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:48,125
I'm just gonna be like,
"It's my grandma's Holocaust ring."

767
00:34:48,208 --> 00:34:50,875
- That's good. That's great.
- I mean, game over.

768
00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:54,041
They can't say shit.
Once you drop the Holocaust, they're like...

769
00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,485
But you gotta get it out this box.

770
00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:57,184
- It's not a Holocaust box.
- You're right.

771
00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:59,791
Yeah, you wanna put it
in, like, a satchel, dirty it up.

772
00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:02,083
- Yeah.
- I think you should Holocaust it down.

773
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:04,166
Yeah, we gotta Holocaust it down,
for sure.

774
00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:06,416
- Indeed.
- Yeah. All right, that's a good call.

775
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,517
- There's a plan.
- Thank you, dude. I appreciate it.

776
00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:12,708
<i>♪ Fresh Adidas squeak
Across the bathroom floor ♪</i>

777
00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:15,083
<i>♪ Out my back window, a simple escape... ♪</i>

778
00:35:15,166 --> 00:35:17,291
It is so nice to meet you guys.

779
00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:19,666
What's going on? Tell me about life.

780
00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,708
How are you? How's work?

781
00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:23,958
Talk to me.

782
00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:26,333
Work... Work is fine.

783
00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:28,708
Grinding. I know.

784
00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:32,541
I know. I'm in the grind myself.

785
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,220
So do you hang out
in the hood all the time,

786
00:35:41,291 --> 00:35:43,541
or do you just come up here
for our food and women?

787
00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:46,958
It's a valid question.

788
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,583
- It is.
- Mm-hmm.

789
00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:55,166
I guess I'm one of those guys
who kind of goes wherever.

790
00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:56,541
You go wherever?

791
00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:59,375
Yeah, I'm kind of like a chameleon
in that way, I guess.

792
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:03,291
You know, I'll pop into Marathon
and grab a hoodie and some socks,

793
00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:07,333
or, you know,
go play ball at Langston Hughes Park

794
00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:08,541
if there's a good run going,

795
00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:10,666
and Roscoe's is obviously one
of my go-to's.

796
00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:14,291
I mean, the Carol C. Special. Come on!
Where's our waiter?

797
00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:16,375
I'm gonna go see if the waitperson's here

798
00:36:16,458 --> 00:36:18,875
because I feel like we should get it,

799
00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:21,833
'cause I think you guys
deserve more than this.

800
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:28,625
This is your white granddaddy
coming back to haunt me.

801
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:30,750
- What?
- That nigga never liked me.

802
00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:34,041
And it started off by him putting
them strong ass genes in you

803
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:36,333
that lighten up the coffee in my babies.

804
00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:38,041
- Akbar, you sound ridiculous.
- Yeah.

805
00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:40,500
And then he planted
a poison pill in my little baby girl

806
00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:44,500
and it has grown into this white boy
that has invited us to lunch at Roscoe's.

807
00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:48,041
Those children got
beautiful cultural experiences

808
00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:50,541
from those moments
with my granddaddy, so please stop.

809
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:53,833
- What they got was confused, clearly.
- They are not confused.

810
00:36:53,916 --> 00:36:56,291
They are confused.
You don't think this is confusion?

811
00:36:56,375 --> 00:37:00,250
All I'mma tell you is we don't need to be
arguing in front of the white boy, okay?

812
00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:02,708
I'm not gonna change
how I feel about this...

813
00:37:02,791 --> 00:37:04,708
I'm saying what I wanna say,

814
00:37:04,791 --> 00:37:06,833
and I don't give a fuck
about this white boy.

815
00:37:06,916 --> 00:37:08,375
I'm not asking you to do that.

816
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:09,875
Hey, gang.

817
00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:12,375
I'm back.
I spoke to the waitress,

818
00:37:12,458 --> 00:37:17,250
and she was upset
that I interrupted her smoke break.

819
00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:19,916
Um, so,

820
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,541
you guys are probably
wondering why I asked you to... to lunch.

821
00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:27,333
It crossed my mind.

822
00:37:27,916 --> 00:37:30,791
- Yeah, what the hell is this about?
- Um...

823
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,666
I wanna... I wanna...
I wanna go way back for a second.

824
00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:36,416
I wanna go back to...

825
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:37,833
Well, let's go with Jesus,

826
00:37:37,916 --> 00:37:40,625
'cause Jesus Christ
was half Black, half Jewish, right?

827
00:37:40,708 --> 00:37:42,958
Let's start with Jesus. Legend, right? So...

828
00:37:43,583 --> 00:37:48,416
Jesus Christ, technically,
I imagine, had mixed-race children,

829
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:53,083
which I think is... is great because
mixed-race people are really awesome.

830
00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:55,458
You know, you have,
like, Mariah and Derek Jeter,

831
00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:58,291
and then, of course,
you have the GOAT. He was mixed race.

832
00:37:59,458 --> 00:38:00,458
The GOAT?

833
00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:02,083
The Greatest of All Time.

834
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:04,791
Yeah, I know what it means,
but who are you referring to?

835
00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:08,083
Our guy, the legend. Malcolm X.

836
00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:10,250
<i>Our </i>guy?

837
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:13,791
Not... the GOAT. Not... Not my guy. Mr. X.

838
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:16,708
And I'm saying that, like, he's mixed race

839
00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:20,583
and then if Amira and I had a kid,
that kid would be mixed race,

840
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,708
and it would be a very nice baby.

841
00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:26,875
Maybe not as important
as Malcolm X, but maybe. Maybe!

842
00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:29,583
Maybe my son would be
as important as Malcolm X.

843
00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:31,083
I don't know 'cause I haven't...

844
00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:34,708
And she's not pregnant.
She's not pregnant.

845
00:38:34,791 --> 00:38:38,625
Because we don't even do that much stuff

846
00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:40,333
and when we do,

847
00:38:40,416 --> 00:38:43,125
I... I am careful.

848
00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,541
And she's not a prude.

849
00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:47,791
She's gr... really,
she knows her way around it.

850
00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:50,416
- Okay.
- What I'm saying is I love your daughter!

851
00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:54,875
I... I love her,
and I would make a good husband.

852
00:38:57,791 --> 00:38:59,583
What in the mother of...

853
00:38:59,666 --> 00:39:01,166
I know I quoted <i>Forrest Gump.</i>

854
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:03,050
Yeah, you know what?
I did quote <i>Forrest Gump.</i>

855
00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:06,416
Because you know who
Forrest's best friend was in the world?

856
00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:07,958
Bubba.

857
00:39:08,416 --> 00:39:11,291
- What?
- And was Bubba Black and Forrest white?

858
00:39:12,541 --> 00:39:14,458
You bet your fucking ass they were.

859
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:17,333
And... And you know what?
It wasn't about race.

860
00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:21,416
It was about shrimp and partnership,
and they made it work.

861
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:24,208
And Amira and I have done
a lot of the similar stuff

862
00:39:24,291 --> 00:39:27,458
that Bubba and Forrest did together,
and now we're here,

863
00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:30,375
and I just wanna marry your daughter,
if that's okay.

864
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,875
We never seen no fucking <i>Forrest Gump.</i>

865
00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:44,416
Ain't this about a bitch?

866
00:39:45,666 --> 00:39:48,833
So it's not bad enough
that y'all make me have to get a vaccine

867
00:39:48,916 --> 00:39:50,458
so I can go into the casino.

868
00:39:50,541 --> 00:39:53,416
Now y'all coming after my kids?

869
00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:56,333
So you wanna marry my daughter?

870
00:39:58,791 --> 00:40:00,208
Yes. Yes, I do.

871
00:40:03,541 --> 00:40:04,541
Well, Ezra...

872
00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:09,708
you can try.

873
00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:15,208
No, that's him right now, Mama.

874
00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:17,625
Oh, okay, I'll call you back.

875
00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:24,208
Hey, what's up?

876
00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:26,208
I just got off the phone with my mom.

877
00:40:27,666 --> 00:40:31,291
Oh, you... you did?
Yeah, what... what did she have to say?

878
00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:32,375
About...

879
00:40:33,041 --> 00:40:36,708
Well, she just told me
that you took her and my dad out to lunch.

880
00:40:36,791 --> 00:40:39,666
It was a nightmare, okay?
I totally blacked out. I fucked up.

881
00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,430
I have no idea. I don't remember anything.

882
00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:44,583
Well, lucky for you,
my parents remember everything.

883
00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:47,791
Why would you take my parents
to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles

884
00:40:47,875 --> 00:40:49,208
and without asking me?

885
00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:54,416
I was taking a shot at something, okay?
Just forget it.

886
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,500
Forget it?
Oh, no, please, Ezra, keep going,

887
00:40:56,583 --> 00:40:59,500
'cause I would love to know
about this little brilliant plan of yours.

888
00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:03,458
You wouldn't understand, okay?

889
00:41:06,041 --> 00:41:06,916
Oh, my God.

890
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,559
- I was gonna take your parents out...
- Wait, oh, my God.

891
00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:11,708
- We were gonna have a great time,
- Oh, my God.

892
00:41:11,791 --> 00:41:13,833
And then I was gonna ask their blessing,

893
00:41:13,916 --> 00:41:16,041
and I had this
whole cute proposal planned,

894
00:41:16,125 --> 00:41:18,976
where I was gonna reenact our first
few dates, but then it got messed up.

895
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,517
- No, it's not messed up. It's not.
- No, it is, 'cause your dad...

896
00:41:21,541 --> 00:41:23,458
- No, it's not. Ezra! Ezra!
- Like, it's ruined.

897
00:41:23,541 --> 00:41:25,791
- What?
- You can still go through with it.

898
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,333
When?

899
00:41:29,416 --> 00:41:30,791
- Now! Right now!
- Like now?

900
00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:32,541
Yes, right now.

901
00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:36,041
- Right...
- Hurry up!

902
00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:39,083
Okay, I'm gonna
take off my shoe so I don't crease it.

903
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:44,875
Amira...

904
00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:48,625
- I love you so much.
- Hmm.

905
00:41:49,833 --> 00:41:53,583
I have never felt so understood
by somebody in my entire life.

906
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,958
I am blown away by your beauty

907
00:41:57,666 --> 00:41:59,625
and your intelligence and your grace.

908
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,125
And now you just do whatever you wanna do.

909
00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:06,000
And if you let me,

910
00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:10,208
I will do everything in my power
to give you the most beautiful life,

911
00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:14,000
filled with love and laughter and joy.

912
00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:18,833
Amira, will you marry me?

913
00:42:20,291 --> 00:42:21,708
Of course.

914
00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:22,791
You will?

915
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:26,291
- Yes!
- Oh, my God.

916
00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:32,458
Oh! Oh, my God!

917
00:42:32,541 --> 00:42:35,166
It's from the Holocaust,
so that's why it's small.

918
00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:37,583
- Oh, I love you.
- I love you.

919
00:42:38,375 --> 00:42:39,958
I need some color, look.

920
00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:42,583
Sorry it's so small.

921
00:42:42,666 --> 00:42:44,333
No, it's beautiful.

922
00:42:45,666 --> 00:42:48,541
So what's the story again?
It's your grandmother's?

923
00:42:48,625 --> 00:42:51,166
Yeah, it's my grandmother's. It was her...

924
00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,250
She got it in the Holocaust or whatever.

925
00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:58,083
But like, how old is she
if it's from the Holocaust?

926
00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:00,083
It's been a minute. I don't know.

927
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:03,041
I think she got engaged when
she was, like, three or four years old.

928
00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:07,583
- It was a different time, you know.
- So stupid.

929
00:43:07,666 --> 00:43:11,083
- It was a different...
- What is wrong with you?

930
00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:22,333
Don, known you my whole life.

931
00:43:22,416 --> 00:43:24,208
You've been an incredible boss.

932
00:43:24,291 --> 00:43:25,291
I grew up with your kids.

933
00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:28,083
Been on family vacations together.
You've always looked out for me.

934
00:43:28,166 --> 00:43:30,166
- Mm-hmm.
- Been like a father to me.

935
00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:33,125
And working for you these past ten years
has been life-changing.

936
00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,125
But it's time for a new adventure.

937
00:43:37,416 --> 00:43:39,750
That's it? That was great!

938
00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:42,833
- That was really good.
- An adventure in podcasting.

939
00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:47,083
Uh, maybe leave the podcast part out.

940
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,166
I'm gonna throw up.

941
00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:50,250
No, wait, no, no, no.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Listen.

942
00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:54,125
- Dude, I'm...
- Listen. Listen to me though. Relax.

943
00:43:54,208 --> 00:43:56,666
You're doing the right thing.
You just gotta do it.

944
00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:59,208
You understand? You got the juice!

945
00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:02,250
Repeat that. "I got the juice."

946
00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:03,166
I got the juice.

947
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,041
- I got the juice.
- I got the juice.

948
00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:06,685
Say it with some nuts. I got the juice.

949
00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:08,375
- I got the juice!
- Believe in yourself!

950
00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:10,750
- I got the juice!
- I'm not a buster. I got the juice.

951
00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:13,416
I'm not a mark-ass buster like Don.
I got the juice, bitch!

952
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,875
- Period.
- Period!

953
00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:17,541
Okay. Now, when you get home,
we're gonna watch <i>Juice,</i>

954
00:44:17,625 --> 00:44:20,105
because I'm sure Shelley
didn't let you watch <i>Juice</i> growing up.

955
00:44:20,666 --> 00:44:21,791
That is so disrespectful.

956
00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:23,708
- Is it?
- I've seen <i>Juice </i>more than you.

957
00:44:23,791 --> 00:44:25,875
- Ooh!
- I love you.

958
00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:28,458
- I love you. You got this, okay?
- Thank you. All right.

959
00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:32,000
Come on, Don! You little bitch-ass Don!

960
00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:33,541
I'm coming for you, Don!

961
00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:34,958
- Okay.
- Come on!

962
00:44:35,041 --> 00:44:37,291
<i>♪ Insane... ♪</i>

963
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,833
I do not care, Javier.

964
00:44:40,916 --> 00:44:43,375
Just get it!

965
00:44:43,458 --> 00:44:45,125
<i>♪ I'm just in pain... ♪</i>

966
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:47,791
I don't give a rat's ass, okay?
How about that?

967
00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:51,958
My Maserati sounds like
it got gangbanged by the Toronto Raptors,

968
00:44:52,041 --> 00:44:53,125
so fix it!

969
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:54,958
Jesus!

970
00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:56,750
What's up?

971
00:44:58,541 --> 00:45:00,208
Cars, huh?

972
00:45:01,875 --> 00:45:02,875
Yeah.

973
00:45:03,291 --> 00:45:04,375
Mm-hmm.

974
00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:06,958
On... On that.

975
00:45:07,041 --> 00:45:09,333
Um...

976
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:11,125
I, uh, I don't...

977
00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:13,500
I don't think I'm gonna...

978
00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:16,333
I think I'm gonna
not come to work at this address...

979
00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:17,416
- What?
- ...anymore.

980
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:19,750
What are you talking about?

981
00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:22,583
At a different address,
I'm gonna work...

982
00:45:22,666 --> 00:45:26,333
I'm not gonna work here at this address,
so I'm gonna, like, do a different place

983
00:45:26,416 --> 00:45:29,041
that I'm gonna do the work from
that's different work.

984
00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:31,833
Are you trying to quit on me?

985
00:45:31,916 --> 00:45:33,333
Yeah. Goodbye.

986
00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:38,458
Pathetic. Who resigns in Helvetica?

987
00:45:38,541 --> 00:45:40,500
Wait, so you said, "Fuck you, Don"?

988
00:45:41,416 --> 00:45:42,333
Pretty much.

989
00:45:42,416 --> 00:45:43,416
What did he say?

990
00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:47,083
He was like, "You're a great guy.
And like, I'm sorry that..."

991
00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:49,916
"Like, I wish I did better
in a weird way too."

992
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,833
And I was like, "It's all good,
but also like, don't..."

993
00:45:53,916 --> 00:45:55,036
- Period.
- You know, period.

994
00:45:55,083 --> 00:45:56,083
Oh, I love that.

995
00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:58,625
- To the juice.
- To the juice!

996
00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:01,416
Mm. Mm. Mmm!

997
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:02,500
All right.

998
00:46:03,041 --> 00:46:05,961
Let's talk wedding before I think
too hard about what I actually just did.

999
00:46:06,041 --> 00:46:09,291
Um, sure.

1000
00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:13,375
Huh. That's a super reassuring response.

1001
00:46:13,458 --> 00:46:14,875
No, babe, I'm sorry.

1002
00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:17,833
Look, you know
I love you to death. I really do.

1003
00:46:18,458 --> 00:46:19,458
Uh-oh.

1004
00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:22,458
I'm just a little worried.

1005
00:46:22,541 --> 00:46:26,625
You know, since we got engaged
and got the house, my family,

1006
00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:29,458
they've just been on my head
and not in a good way.

1007
00:46:29,541 --> 00:46:30,375
So they hate me.

1008
00:46:30,458 --> 00:46:32,378
- No! No, no, they don't.
- Your family hates me.

1009
00:46:32,416 --> 00:46:35,458
They just don't know you yet, you know.
And I think...

1010
00:46:35,541 --> 00:46:38,541
Look, this is gonna take
some getting used to for them.

1011
00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:41,708
I mean, and can you honestly say
that your family's excited

1012
00:46:41,791 --> 00:46:43,625
to have my Black ass in the picture?

1013
00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:46,875
I think a good portion of them are.

1014
00:46:46,958 --> 00:46:47,958
For sure.

1015
00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:50,833
All right.

1016
00:46:51,541 --> 00:46:53,041
Let me think about this.

1017
00:46:56,875 --> 00:47:00,541
From where I'm sitting,
I think there's only one thing left to do.

1018
00:47:02,666 --> 00:47:06,708
I mean, there are just
so many primary colors in this space.

1019
00:47:06,791 --> 00:47:10,125
- Which is very uplifting.
- Alive.

1020
00:47:10,208 --> 00:47:11,791
It really is.

1021
00:47:11,875 --> 00:47:15,291
- And we are so thrilled about this.
- Mm.

1022
00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:18,291
- Mm!
- I mean, they're just precious.

1023
00:47:19,416 --> 00:47:23,500
So have you cuties
made any, uh, wedding plans yet?

1024
00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:26,041
You know, we've thrown some ideas around.

1025
00:47:26,125 --> 00:47:29,041
Yeah, we're thinking something
really small and intimate

1026
00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:30,833
that really just represents us.

1027
00:47:30,916 --> 00:47:31,833
Uh-huh.

1028
00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:34,875
But we should probably talk about
who's gonna officiate the wedding.

1029
00:47:34,958 --> 00:47:37,125
Oh, Arnold already talked to Rabbi Singer.

1030
00:47:37,208 --> 00:47:38,083
Singer is in!

1031
00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:40,083
Yeah, he'd be honored.

1032
00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:41,750
Rabbi Singer.

1033
00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:44,958
- Hmm.
- So you're not gonna go with an imam?

1034
00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:47,250
- Um...
- Who's Auntie Mom?

1035
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,333
- There's no Auntie Mom. It's an "imam."
- Imam.

1036
00:47:51,041 --> 00:47:52,833
Mm. I'm so sorry.
Can you spell that for me?

1037
00:47:52,916 --> 00:47:55,476
I'll spell it for you later.
It's like a rabbi for Muslim people.

1038
00:47:55,541 --> 00:47:56,767
- Thank you, Ezra.
- Oh.

1039
00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,958
Oh, so you're all Muslim?

1040
00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:00,916
- Yes.
- Oh, yes, very much so.

1041
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,500
I love it.

1042
00:48:02,583 --> 00:48:03,916
That's why I wear this crown.

1043
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,708
I love your crown. It's gorgeous.

1044
00:48:06,791 --> 00:48:10,500
Babe, you wanna, um,
tell them the story behind that crown?

1045
00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:13,041
Well, this kufi that I'm wearing right now

1046
00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:15,875
was actually a gift
from the honorable Louis Farrakhan.

1047
00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:19,750
Mmm! Love Farrakhan.

1048
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:23,166
You... You love Farrakhan?

1049
00:48:24,625 --> 00:48:26,250
Love him. Can't get enough.

1050
00:48:26,333 --> 00:48:29,416
He's... He's one of the GOATs.
He's another one of the GOATs.

1051
00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:33,125
- Really? What do you love about Farrakhan?
- Yeah, what do you love about Farrakhan?

1052
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:37,208
Probably the same stuff that you do,
just more stuff.

1053
00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:39,041
Hmm.

1054
00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:40,958
Can you be a bit more specific?

1055
00:48:41,833 --> 00:48:43,083
Yeah, um,

1056
00:48:43,708 --> 00:48:47,958
I think what I love about him
is his general vibe.

1057
00:48:48,041 --> 00:48:51,666
- Ah.
- He's got kind of a no-frills attitude.

1058
00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:56,708
And I just think he tells it
like it's gotta be told sometimes.

1059
00:48:56,791 --> 00:48:58,191
- Just stop, babe.
- For sure, yeah.

1060
00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:01,208
Ooh! Oh, babe,
maybe you should finish telling them

1061
00:49:01,291 --> 00:49:03,500
about our private dinner
with the minister.

1062
00:49:03,583 --> 00:49:07,583
Oh, well, we were blessed
to be in Brother Minister's company,

1063
00:49:07,666 --> 00:49:10,916
and, uh, I got to speak with him
for maybe, like, an hour or so.

1064
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,958
- Oh.
- We talked about everything.

1065
00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:15,750
How far we've come
and how far we have to go as a people.

1066
00:49:15,833 --> 00:49:16,666
No kidding.

1067
00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:19,500
And at the end of the conversation,
he actually took this kufi off

1068
00:49:19,583 --> 00:49:21,041
and put it on my head.

1069
00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:23,750
So this is one of my most treasured gifts.

1070
00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:25,083
- Isn't that incredible?
- Yes.

1071
00:49:25,166 --> 00:49:27,291
Are you familiar with,
um, the minister's work?

1072
00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:31,416
Well, I'm familiar
with what he said about the Jews.

1073
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:32,375
Let's have dinner.

1074
00:49:32,458 --> 00:49:34,666
- Yeah.
- I am fucking... so fucking hungry.

1075
00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:36,916
Let's get up and do it. Whoo!

1076
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:40,666
I found this great
new Sirius station on the radio.

1077
00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:43,208
- It's '90s West Coast bangers.
- Hey!

1078
00:49:43,291 --> 00:49:45,208
It has all the stuff.

1079
00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:48,083
Yeah, Dad, I see you
driving down Xzibit highway,

1080
00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:51,500
and let's refocus it
to this dinner that Amira made,

1081
00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:52,875
because she's a genius.

1082
00:49:52,958 --> 00:49:56,166
- Okay, well, let's dig in.
- All right.

1083
00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:58,666
So wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're not gonna say grace first?

1084
00:49:59,625 --> 00:50:01,041
- No, I mean, yeah.
- Yeah.

1085
00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:02,250
Oh, I was gonna say grace.

1086
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,500
- I mean, we say grace all the time, so...
- All the time.

1087
00:50:05,583 --> 00:50:07,375
Muslim style,
so because you're here,

1088
00:50:07,458 --> 00:50:10,083
maybe out of respect,
you would wanna lead.

1089
00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:12,458
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, I will do the honors.

1090
00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:16,958
Oh.

1091
00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:22,125
All praises be to Allah,
who fed us and provided us with drink...

1092
00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:23,291
Close your eyes.

1093
00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:25,175
...and made us
from among the Muslims.

1094
00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:26,833
All praises be to Allah,

1095
00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:29,208
who fed me this and provided it for me

1096
00:50:29,291 --> 00:50:31,250
without any power or might from myself.

1097
00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:34,625
Correct.

1098
00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:37,750
<i>- Amin.</i>
- Definitely.

1099
00:50:37,833 --> 00:50:39,250
<i>- Amin.</i>
- Amen.

1100
00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:41,625
<i>Amin.</i>

1101
00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:43,333
I couldn't have said it better myself.

1102
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:47,333
So, Ezra tells me that you guys
used to have a boat growing up.

1103
00:50:47,416 --> 00:50:48,416
Yeah.

1104
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:49,820
I was thinking that maybe one day

1105
00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:52,291
we can rent a boat and go out.

1106
00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:53,416
- Hang out.
- Oh.

1107
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:55,017
- All of us.
- That would be really fun.

1108
00:50:55,041 --> 00:50:56,961
- I can make that happen.
- We'll think about it.

1109
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,833
Because Black folks don't really
have a good relationship with boats.

1110
00:50:59,916 --> 00:51:02,333
That's very true. Or water.

1111
00:51:02,416 --> 00:51:05,541
Kind of like Jews
with trains, right?

1112
00:51:05,625 --> 00:51:07,208
- Wow. Bingo.
- Hmm.

1113
00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:12,291
Are you trying
to compare the Holocaust to slavery?

1114
00:51:13,958 --> 00:51:17,083
Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm not doing...
I mean, I wouldn't do that.

1115
00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:23,500
Al... Although,
you know, if you think about it,

1116
00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:27,625
I think the Blacks and the Jews
have a similar struggle.

1117
00:51:27,708 --> 00:51:28,976
- Hmm.
- Yeah.

1118
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,920
No. So you are kind of sort of
comparing the two.

1119
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,041
- Just a little bit.
- Can you pass the potatoes this way, hmm?

1120
00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:38,791
Well, the Jews were technically
the original slaves.

1121
00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:41,666
- Right? OG slaves.
- Oh, that's interesting.

1122
00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:43,666
Oh, you going all the way back to Egypt.

1123
00:51:44,333 --> 00:51:47,041
Okay, well, you do know that
that was 3,500 years ago.

1124
00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:50,250
Slavery is one
great-grandparent away for us.

1125
00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:52,684
- That is correct.
- You know. My grandmother picked cotton.

1126
00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:54,708
Well, Daddy,
I don't think that they were trying...

1127
00:51:54,791 --> 00:51:56,958
- No, it's true, honey.
- My grandmother picked cotton.

1128
00:51:57,041 --> 00:52:00,208
I don't have to go back to Egypt.
I just go back 75 years.

1129
00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:03,583
You know, Jews make up one-half of 1%
of the world's population,

1130
00:52:03,666 --> 00:52:05,708
because we were
systematically annihilated.

1131
00:52:05,791 --> 00:52:06,666
Exactly.

1132
00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:09,750
The one and one-half percent
of the population that you make up

1133
00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:12,291
seems to be doing pretty good right now.

1134
00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:17,916
Uh, yeah, okay, but...

1135
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,583
Here's the thing.
It's not like we don't work hard for it.

1136
00:52:22,666 --> 00:52:27,166
You know? I mean Arnold,
he works super-duper hard in his practice.

1137
00:52:27,250 --> 00:52:30,625
- He's a podiatrist. You do, honey.
- And... And what did his father do?

1138
00:52:31,208 --> 00:52:32,208
He was a podiatrist.

1139
00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:33,541
And what about his father?

1140
00:52:33,625 --> 00:52:36,333
He was a... a podiatrist.

1141
00:52:36,416 --> 00:52:37,875
- Yeah, so...
- Well.

1142
00:52:37,958 --> 00:52:40,791
- And a bookie.
- Yes, he did that on the side.

1143
00:52:40,875 --> 00:52:42,041
He went straight.

1144
00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:44,083
All I'm saying
is that our people

1145
00:52:44,166 --> 00:52:46,833
came here with nothing
like everybody else.

1146
00:52:46,916 --> 00:52:50,083
Actually, you kind of sort of came here

1147
00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:53,083
with the money that you made
from the slave trade.

1148
00:52:53,166 --> 00:52:54,541
- What? Oh!
- Preach.

1149
00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:56,767
- Preach, Mother. Preach, Mother.
- Holy moly.

1150
00:52:56,791 --> 00:52:58,333
- Come on.
- It's true. It's very tr...

1151
00:52:58,416 --> 00:53:01,208
- I would like to see your sources on that.
- Baby, go get my purse.

1152
00:53:01,291 --> 00:53:03,125
I've got my slave receipts in my purse.

1153
00:53:03,208 --> 00:53:05,916
- Go get my purse.
- Take that off the table.

1154
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,250
I don't turn on the news every day
and see people in yarmulkes getting shot

1155
00:53:10,333 --> 00:53:12,458
by police because they was out
minding their business.

1156
00:53:12,541 --> 00:53:15,833
Okay, first of all, you have no idea
what you're talking about.

1157
00:53:15,916 --> 00:53:17,916
A very uncomfortable conversation.

1158
00:53:17,958 --> 00:53:20,583
Ever figure out what happened
with the potatoes? An ETA on those?

1159
00:53:20,666 --> 00:53:21,500
I'm trying.

1160
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:23,583
Are you okay?

1161
00:53:23,666 --> 00:53:26,586
I think we need to blow the candles out.
I'm getting an allergic reaction.

1162
00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:28,208
Babe, can you move the candles?

1163
00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:30,059
- Yes.
- Can you get these candles out of here?

1164
00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:31,763
- Yes.
- Candles smell like shit.

1165
00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:33,833
No, it's okay. I got it.

1166
00:53:33,916 --> 00:53:37,416
When my grandmother was picking cotton,
your grandfather's picking feet.

1167
00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:38,583
Yes, I agree.

1168
00:53:38,666 --> 00:53:40,666
I just want you to sit down.
I am hosting.

1169
00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:43,250
No, no. There they go!

1170
00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:44,833
I am supposed...

1171
00:53:44,916 --> 00:53:47,666
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

1172
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,750
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, shit!

1173
00:53:49,833 --> 00:53:52,458
- Grab some water or something!
- Oh, shit! What the fuck!

1174
00:53:52,541 --> 00:53:54,416
What are you doing? Hey! No!

1175
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:57,125
No! No!

1176
00:53:57,208 --> 00:54:00,541
- Stop it!
- I'm sorry! Oh, my God.

1177
00:54:01,833 --> 00:54:03,000
Oh, Lord.

1178
00:54:03,083 --> 00:54:04,208
Oh, shit.

1179
00:54:09,041 --> 00:54:10,666
What are we gonna do?

1180
00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:14,708
- About the kufi? It's gone, baby.
- No, our parents.

1181
00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:16,541
Who cares?

1182
00:54:16,625 --> 00:54:19,375
Like, we don't even have to
worry about that.

1183
00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:22,041
I mean, your dad's intense, yeah,
but we knew that going in.

1184
00:54:22,916 --> 00:54:24,500
What is that supposed to mean?

1185
00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:28,208
Guess it's supposed to mean that
he didn't smile or make one joke...

1186
00:54:28,291 --> 00:54:31,125
Oh, wow. Are you trying to say
that my dad's an angry Black man?

1187
00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:32,791
I never said he was angry, no.

1188
00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:35,708
Yeah, but you're saying
a Black man is intense,

1189
00:54:35,791 --> 00:54:37,625
which is insinuating that he is.

1190
00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:40,333
He is Black, and he's intense.

1191
00:54:40,416 --> 00:54:43,833
Yeah, but you don't say that
as a white person about a Black person,

1192
00:54:43,916 --> 00:54:45,791
calling them "aggressive" or "intense."

1193
00:54:45,875 --> 00:54:48,833
That's being passive-aggressive
saying that he's an angry Black man.

1194
00:54:48,916 --> 00:54:51,500
- Should I say he's not intense?
- Say nothing about my dad.

1195
00:54:51,583 --> 00:54:53,708
If anyone should have any beef,
it's with your mom.

1196
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:55,541
She set my dad's kufi on fire.

1197
00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:58,500
What's wrong with my mom?
I mean, yeah, she's, like, an idiot,

1198
00:54:58,583 --> 00:54:59,916
but she still, like, means well.

1199
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,708
It's not like she did it on purpose.

1200
00:55:01,791 --> 00:55:03,875
Mm. Yeah, I don't know about that.

1201
00:55:05,125 --> 00:55:08,750
All right, I'm not gonna argue
about something so ridiculous, okay?

1202
00:55:08,833 --> 00:55:11,000
All right,
let's talk about the rabbi.

1203
00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:14,458
I don't think we need that.
Let's just have a friend of ours do it.

1204
00:55:14,541 --> 00:55:16,958
Um,
I would like to use our imam.

1205
00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:19,208
Your imam?

1206
00:55:19,291 --> 00:55:20,666
Mm-hmm.

1207
00:55:21,541 --> 00:55:24,333
Okay, Miss Shakur.
When did you get so Muslim?

1208
00:55:24,416 --> 00:55:25,958
I've been Muslim. I was born Muslim.

1209
00:55:26,041 --> 00:55:28,708
And it's important to my dad,
so I think we should go with it.

1210
00:55:28,791 --> 00:55:30,541
Was that Muslim bacon you ate yesterday?

1211
00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:32,583
It actually was. It was Jewish bacon.

1212
00:55:32,666 --> 00:55:33,583
- Jewish bacon?
- Yeah.

1213
00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:35,267
- I don't claim to be super Jewish.
- Okay.

1214
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:37,875
- I eat bacon all day. I don't care.
- Okay. Well, so what? And?

1215
00:55:37,958 --> 00:55:39,559
- Yeah, you want an imam to marry us.
- So?

1216
00:55:39,583 --> 00:55:41,166
Want me to face the bed towards Mecca?

1217
00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:43,208
- I can do that.
- Actually, I do. Very much so.

1218
00:55:43,291 --> 00:55:46,125
Okay, cool, I love that four hours ago
you became a devout Muslim.

1219
00:55:46,208 --> 00:55:48,500
- For sure.
- Your dad's not even that Muslim!

1220
00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:51,463
He heard "Fight the Power" once
and changed his name from Woody to Akbar.

1221
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:54,041
Okay, now you're
going all out of line. Relax.

1222
00:55:54,125 --> 00:55:56,125
- You told me that. We joke about it.
- Yeah.

1223
00:55:56,208 --> 00:55:58,642
But I didn't tell you that
for you to turn around and tell me.

1224
00:55:58,666 --> 00:56:01,625
You're being... Really, low-key,
you're being an asshole.

1225
00:56:02,333 --> 00:56:05,041
- I'm being an asshole?
- Yes.

1226
00:56:06,791 --> 00:56:08,208
Okay.

1227
00:56:10,583 --> 00:56:14,166
You know what?
I really... I don't wanna fight. I can't.

1228
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:16,666
I don't wanna fight about it, okay?

1229
00:56:16,750 --> 00:56:19,666
We just had too much
going on tonight. I just... I can't.

1230
00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:22,708
Me either.
I don't wanna fight about it either.

1231
00:56:25,291 --> 00:56:28,500
Look,
I think our time would be best used

1232
00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:31,166
if we just think about how
to move forward.

1233
00:56:31,916 --> 00:56:32,916
I agree.

1234
00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:37,208
I'm gonna pitch that we just never speak
to these people ever again

1235
00:56:37,291 --> 00:56:39,250
and just a full, clean break.

1236
00:56:40,583 --> 00:56:42,166
We cannot do that.

1237
00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:48,041
You know, I'm thinking that maybe
if we spend more time with them together,

1238
00:56:48,125 --> 00:56:51,375
maybe you and my dad can kind of hang out,
just you and him.

1239
00:56:53,291 --> 00:56:54,166
Sounds rad.

1240
00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:56,416
Then I think he can get comfortable
with you, you know.

1241
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:59,791
And then maybe he'll see
what we have going on.

1242
00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:03,250
Just might make him feel, you know...
and you too.

1243
00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:06,958
- Okay.
- Okay.

1244
00:57:08,083 --> 00:57:09,541
Okay.

1245
00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:12,666
I gotta go to sleep. I started my period,
and it's just been hell.

1246
00:57:12,750 --> 00:57:14,041
Yeah, I'm worried too,

1247
00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:16,833
'cause I haven't gotten
my period in, like, 35 years.

1248
00:57:18,125 --> 00:57:22,125
I should see a doctor or something.

1249
00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:31,666
<i>♪ I got another gang story to tell ♪</i>

1250
00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:35,541
<i>♪ Peep about how a Black nigga
Was born in hell ♪</i>

1251
00:57:35,625 --> 00:57:37,875
<i>♪ And right then and there is no hope ♪</i>

1252
00:57:37,958 --> 00:57:41,000
<i>♪ 'Cause a nigga can't escape
The gangs and the dope ♪</i>

1253
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:44,750
<i>♪ Damn! And when it's Black on Black
That makes it shitty ♪</i>

1254
00:57:44,833 --> 00:57:47,625
<i>♪ Can't survive in the Compton city... ♪</i>

1255
00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:50,916
Amira told me that you
gave up a job in finance

1256
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,875
so you could start a podcast.

1257
00:57:55,666 --> 00:57:59,291
Yes, that is true.
I know it sounds crazy.

1258
00:57:59,375 --> 00:58:01,666
Oh, so you do know that that sounds crazy?

1259
00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:05,333
Yes, yeah, I mean, I do. I mean...

1260
00:58:05,416 --> 00:58:09,375
- You know it sounds crazy.
- I do. I do, and she, you know...

1261
00:58:09,458 --> 00:58:11,833
Look, she's amazing, and she was like,

1262
00:58:11,916 --> 00:58:14,625
"Life is short, and you gotta
follow your dream," you know.

1263
00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:17,750
How are you gonna
support my daughter by following a dream?

1264
00:58:18,541 --> 00:58:20,916
Do you have, like, some dream Bitcoin

1265
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,041
or a dream 401 or some shit?

1266
00:58:25,041 --> 00:58:27,291
I don't have a dream 401.

1267
00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:30,166
But I am gonna give it everything I have.

1268
00:58:32,041 --> 00:58:34,142
You're gonna give it
everything you've got?

1269
00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:35,958
That sounds like some white boy shit.

1270
00:58:36,041 --> 00:58:37,875
"I'm gonna give it everything I've got!"

1271
00:58:37,958 --> 00:58:40,708
Yeah, I see it. I can handle
the jokes like that, for sure.

1272
00:58:40,791 --> 00:58:41,958
I'm not joking.

1273
00:58:42,041 --> 00:58:45,541
No, I know you're not joking. I think
that's... I'm saying you're doing a good...

1274
00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:49,333
I'm not trying to do shit.
I'm saying what you just said.

1275
00:58:49,416 --> 00:58:51,216
Right.
You weren't doing an impression.

1276
00:58:51,291 --> 00:58:53,375
Again, I wasn't saying
you were doing an impression.

1277
00:58:53,458 --> 00:58:55,500
Nigga, I don't do impressions.

1278
00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:59,458
I don't think... I don't even...
I don't think you do impressions.

1279
00:58:59,541 --> 00:59:02,708
You know, I really did enjoy
meeting your parents the other night,

1280
00:59:02,791 --> 00:59:06,083
but I felt so horrible
about your father's kufi.

1281
00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:07,250
You know?

1282
00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:09,916
I... I actually...
I have a little piece of it left,

1283
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,916
and I was thinking
maybe I could frame it or something.

1284
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,833
- Oh, no. It's okay.
- Yeah.

1285
00:59:14,916 --> 00:59:16,934
- You sure? I could take it to Michaels.
- Oh, yeah.

1286
00:59:16,958 --> 00:59:18,750
And they actually do a pretty good job.

1287
00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:21,458
You wouldn't think it for a craft store,
but they do.

1288
00:59:21,541 --> 00:59:25,125
He has a lot of kufis at home.
It's fine.

1289
00:59:25,208 --> 00:59:26,041
- Oh, he does?
- Yes.

1290
00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:29,000
Oh, okay. He's got a kufi closet.

1291
00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:31,250
No, it's not a closet.

1292
00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:34,958
- No, I'm just making a little...
- It's actually a respectful situation.

1293
00:59:35,041 --> 00:59:39,583
Oh, yes, absolutely.
I'm sure it's just a nice shelf, yes.

1294
00:59:39,666 --> 00:59:43,083
Oh! Love this song!

1295
00:59:43,166 --> 00:59:45,125
Sorry. I love this song.

1296
00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:47,250
Yeah, it's a hot one.

1297
00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:50,166
- It's provocative. Gets the people going.
- Why...

1298
00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:52,041
Why you like this song so much?

1299
00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:54,708
Oh, it's amazing, man. It's provocative.

1300
00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:57,500
Yeah. What, you like the lyrics?

1301
00:59:57,583 --> 01:00:01,083
I just think it's, like, a jam.
It's just a jam, you know.

1302
01:00:01,166 --> 01:00:02,083
Yeah, you know what?

1303
01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:05,541
What's the title of this song again?
I forgot the name of this song.

1304
01:00:06,958 --> 01:00:09,598
- The name of this song. What is it?
- It's so provocative.

1305
01:00:09,625 --> 01:00:11,505
- What is it?
<i>- ♪ This shit crazy... ♪</i>

1306
01:00:11,583 --> 01:00:13,875
I don't know. I think... is it "In Paris?"

1307
01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:15,666
Something about something
in Paris.

1308
01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:18,791
- What is it?
- It's "Midnight... Midnight in Paris"?

1309
01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:20,635
- That's not it.
- Is it "Midnight in Paris"?

1310
01:00:20,666 --> 01:00:22,833
It's not "Midnight." It's not "Midnight."

1311
01:00:22,916 --> 01:00:25,041
It's somebody else is in Paris.

1312
01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:28,208
- A pack of pals in Paris?
- That's close.

1313
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:29,458
Are you cold?

1314
01:00:29,541 --> 01:00:30,861
- No.
- There's seat heaters even.

1315
01:00:30,916 --> 01:00:33,333
- Oh. No, I'm okay. Thank you.
- Okay.

1316
01:00:33,416 --> 01:00:36,291
Ooh, I love this song.

1317
01:00:36,375 --> 01:00:37,458
It is so fire.

1318
01:00:37,541 --> 01:00:39,301
Do you love it?

1319
01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:43,500
- Oh, yeah, I know this song.
<i>- ♪ I rise unafraid, I rise up ♪</i>

1320
01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:44,791
Oh, it kills me.

1321
01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:49,458
<i>♪ A thousand times a day ♪</i>

1322
01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:54,666
Don't you love that part?

1323
01:00:58,208 --> 01:01:01,625
You know, it's so funny 'cause I think
I don't know the title of the track.

1324
01:01:01,708 --> 01:01:04,875
But I think...
And that's not what I respond to.

1325
01:01:04,958 --> 01:01:07,916
I think I respond to more what it's about,

1326
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,833
which is like friendship
with a Parisian backdrop.

1327
01:01:17,250 --> 01:01:19,041
<i>♪ Mountains ♪</i>

1328
01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:21,583
<i>♪ Pretty Jewish feet ♪</i>

1329
01:01:25,708 --> 01:01:27,541
<i>♪ Mountains ♪</i>

1330
01:01:27,625 --> 01:01:30,708
It's about everybody, you know.

1331
01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:32,916
More your friends
maybe together than mine...

1332
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,416
But we... we should go to Paris.

1333
01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,833
- Or the four of us.
- Four of us will go to Paris.

1334
01:01:37,916 --> 01:01:40,083
Then we'll be just like this record.

1335
01:01:40,166 --> 01:01:43,000
If we went to Paris.
Almost like this record.

1336
01:01:43,083 --> 01:01:47,583
It'll be 75% of this record
if we went to Paris together with you.

1337
01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:50,791
I'm not putting
the math together on it, but...

1338
01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:59,291
Can't quite do that note.

1339
01:02:12,625 --> 01:02:15,226
<i>♪ Cuss words, just let 'em run ♪</i>

1340
01:02:15,250 --> 01:02:18,791
<i>♪ And all their fucking shit
Goddamn asshole... ♪</i>

1341
01:02:18,875 --> 01:02:21,291
Hey, nigga,
didn't I tell your ass no guns in here?

1342
01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:23,215
Put that away.

1343
01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:25,583
That's the third time I told you.
God damn it!

1344
01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:33,666
Oh, hey, what's up, Ak?

1345
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,476
- What's going on, Ant?
- I'm all right.

1346
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:38,625
- You got me?
- Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, you and your, uh...

1347
01:02:39,583 --> 01:02:41,809
You and your pigment-challenged friend
have a seat there.

1348
01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:43,916
I got a bleeder.
Let me get this Gorilla Glue.

1349
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,666
I hope the wait ain't too long.

1350
01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:49,875
You don't have a problem
with getting lined up here, do you?

1351
01:02:49,958 --> 01:02:52,833
Yeah. I'm chilling. This place is dope.

1352
01:02:52,916 --> 01:02:53,916
That's right.

1353
01:02:54,750 --> 01:02:58,000
Although, there appears to be a dress code
that I wasn't informed of.

1354
01:02:58,583 --> 01:03:00,208
Great, then we're good.

1355
01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:02,833
Hey, Ak, what's up with White Cuzz?

1356
01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:07,041
Well, I don't know, man. You know,
honestly, I don't really know this nigga.

1357
01:03:09,666 --> 01:03:10,666
Am I White Cuzz?

1358
01:03:11,375 --> 01:03:13,583
- Well, I'm not.
- Hey, yo, White Cuzz.

1359
01:03:14,375 --> 01:03:15,625
I'm White Cuzz, for sure.

1360
01:03:16,791 --> 01:03:18,000
What's up, man?

1361
01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:20,683
Why don't you do me a favor,
slide out of that dead hoodie for me?

1362
01:03:20,708 --> 01:03:21,791
Hmm?

1363
01:03:21,875 --> 01:03:24,583
Your hoodie, nigga, wrong color.
Why don't you take that shit off?

1364
01:03:25,166 --> 01:03:26,208
Oh, shit.

1365
01:03:27,291 --> 01:03:29,958
Oh, yeah, you know what?
It is humid as fuck. Definitely.

1366
01:03:30,041 --> 01:03:32,416
It's funny. You were so cold
in the car a second ago.

1367
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:35,583
I know, because the AC
was blowing at my throat.

1368
01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:39,375
And I was scared of getting strep,
and then I'm not anymore,

1369
01:03:39,458 --> 01:03:42,041
because we're in this, like,
small place with a bunch of people.

1370
01:03:42,125 --> 01:03:45,291
So I'm like, it's all good.
I'm just gonna take the hoodie off.

1371
01:03:45,375 --> 01:03:48,208
Okay. Wait a minute.
Are you sure you wanna do that?

1372
01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:50,500
I mean, who am I?

1373
01:03:50,583 --> 01:03:53,625
But what's gonna happen
after you take that off? What's next?

1374
01:03:53,708 --> 01:03:55,916
Gonna be getting cornered
by his crew out in the shower.

1375
01:03:56,791 --> 01:04:00,625
Fighting for your manhood every day,
till you get tired and tap out.

1376
01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:03,125
And then you be a certified rag doll.

1377
01:04:03,208 --> 01:04:04,666
Certified rag doll?

1378
01:04:04,750 --> 01:04:08,333
Have you doing their laundry
and taking your commissary tray.

1379
01:04:08,416 --> 01:04:09,666
And the very last face you see

1380
01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:12,750
before you cry yourself
to sleep every night will be his.

1381
01:04:12,833 --> 01:04:14,473
And the first face you see in the morning

1382
01:04:14,541 --> 01:04:17,416
when you wake up
from your nightmares will be his.

1383
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:20,458
Now, is this the kind of
never-ending vicious cycle

1384
01:04:20,541 --> 01:04:21,833
you wanna get subjected to

1385
01:04:21,916 --> 01:04:24,583
just 'cause you wanted
to take your hoodie off?

1386
01:04:26,833 --> 01:04:28,250
They have a commissary here?

1387
01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:32,333
I always wanted to take
my daughter-in-law on a date like this.

1388
01:04:32,416 --> 01:04:34,750
- Okay, I'm excited.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1389
01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:36,208
- Hi.
- One second.

1390
01:04:36,291 --> 01:04:38,583
Yes...

1391
01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:41,125
Wow. That's attitude.

1392
01:04:41,208 --> 01:04:43,833
Anyway, they offer this beeswax wrap here.

1393
01:04:43,916 --> 01:04:46,125
- Mm-hmm.
- It's actually from beehives.

1394
01:04:46,208 --> 01:04:47,291
- Really?
- Yeah.

1395
01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:49,166
They have hives here and...

1396
01:04:49,250 --> 01:04:50,290
- Hey.
- Hi.

1397
01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:52,000
Don't you look cute.

1398
01:04:52,916 --> 01:04:56,458
Yeah, that's no problem.
Are you okay with a male therapist?

1399
01:04:56,541 --> 01:04:58,875
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, Cesar's great...

1400
01:04:59,791 --> 01:05:01,083
I am so sorry.

1401
01:05:01,166 --> 01:05:02,750
Sorry for what?

1402
01:05:02,833 --> 01:05:05,833
Did... Did you not just see what happened?

1403
01:05:05,916 --> 01:05:07,333
No, what just happened?

1404
01:05:08,041 --> 01:05:11,416
Okay. Just so you know,
I come here all the time.

1405
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:12,625
- Right?
- Okay, yeah.

1406
01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:15,750
- And so then I come in here with you.
- Mm-hmm.

1407
01:05:15,833 --> 01:05:18,958
And they let some white woman
just go in front of us.

1408
01:05:19,041 --> 01:05:20,875
Oh, oh, I didn't...

1409
01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:24,375
I mean, maybe her appointment
was just ahead of ours.

1410
01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:26,625
I can't believe
what you have to go through.

1411
01:05:26,708 --> 01:05:28,875
- What? What are you...?
- Hang on just a second.

1412
01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:30,934
- No, I really don't think you should...
- I got it.

1413
01:05:30,958 --> 01:05:31,958
Okay, you are.

1414
01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:34,416
Hi.

1415
01:05:34,875 --> 01:05:36,583
Oh, hi.

1416
01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:38,541
Okay, so, um...

1417
01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:42,125
as a future mother-in-law

1418
01:05:42,208 --> 01:05:46,416
of an African-American woman in America,

1419
01:05:47,375 --> 01:05:50,791
I am appalled, and I am disgusted

1420
01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:54,375
to have witnessed the racism
that I just witnessed.

1421
01:05:55,166 --> 01:05:56,666
Wait, what are you talking about?

1422
01:05:56,750 --> 01:05:59,375
Oh, you know exactly
what I'm talking about.

1423
01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:02,416
Hey.

1424
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:08,583
Miss Shelley.
How about we get us some air?

1425
01:06:09,416 --> 01:06:11,875
- Uh, yeah. We're gonna get some air.
- Get some air.

1426
01:06:12,875 --> 01:06:16,833
- Oh.
- Um, it's under Cohen with... with a C.

1427
01:06:17,416 --> 01:06:19,750
- Yep.
- Get some air.

1428
01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:23,500
<i>♪ Here we go, here we go... ♪</i>

1429
01:06:27,291 --> 01:06:30,416
Right here, right here!

1430
01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:38,615
<i>♪ They say that I'm hopeless ♪</i>

1431
01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:41,625
<i>♪ But I don't really care
So blame it on the... ♪</i>

1432
01:06:41,708 --> 01:06:44,000
- This looks like a decent run.
- Yeah, man.

1433
01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:46,125
- What's up, Ak?
- What's up?

1434
01:06:46,208 --> 01:06:48,333
Hey, is this anything like Hughes Park?

1435
01:06:48,416 --> 01:06:49,458
Huh?

1436
01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:50,541
Langston Hughes Park.

1437
01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:52,541
You mentioned
that you play there all the time.

1438
01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:54,375
Although a pretty extensive Google search

1439
01:06:54,458 --> 01:06:57,958
and literally every single person I asked
about it never heard of it.

1440
01:06:58,041 --> 01:07:00,166
No, for sure, for sure.
Google's been like...

1441
01:07:01,208 --> 01:07:02,291
Definitely being weird.

1442
01:07:02,375 --> 01:07:04,750
- And that's been, like, issues for me, so...
- Ah!

1443
01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:07,458
I would take it
to the Genius Bar on that one, but, uh...

1444
01:07:07,541 --> 01:07:09,708
Also, it's like a pop-up Langston Hughes,

1445
01:07:09,791 --> 01:07:12,166
but this definitely has,
like, a Langston Hughes Park...

1446
01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:14,510
- Mm-hmm.
- Sort of charisma to it, for sure.

1447
01:07:14,583 --> 01:07:17,291
Yeah, man, why don't you
go out there and get a run in?

1448
01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:20,416
- Now?
- Yeah, man, go play.

1449
01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:23,625
I think there's,
like, a lot of people waiting and stuff.

1450
01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:25,000
Hey, can my man play?

1451
01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:26,603
Yeah, come on in. Let's ball.

1452
01:07:26,666 --> 01:07:27,708
You got next.

1453
01:07:27,791 --> 01:07:29,791
- Hurry up.
- All right, yeah.

1454
01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:33,375
All right, now, go out there
and get your Langston Hughes on.

1455
01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:34,625
I'm gonna.

1456
01:07:34,708 --> 01:07:37,416
Yeah. Hey. "Life for me
ain't been no crystal stair."

1457
01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:41,958
- That's good.
- Uh, that's Langston Hughes.

1458
01:07:42,833 --> 01:07:44,833
I know, dude.
I say that shit all the time.

1459
01:07:44,916 --> 01:07:46,375
That's my email signature.

1460
01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,708
What the hell you doing, bro?

1461
01:07:55,791 --> 01:07:58,125
- Oh, you're filming this?
- Yeah, kind of.

1462
01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,541
- You don't have to.
- I know it. I'm doing it for me.

1463
01:08:00,625 --> 01:08:03,666
- Okay.
- Come on now, Langston.

1464
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,916
Swing that.

1465
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,281
- Come on, dude!
- Come on now, Langston.

1466
01:08:29,250 --> 01:08:30,583
You weren't filming that?

1467
01:08:30,666 --> 01:08:32,708
Nah, I'mma get the next one though.

1468
01:08:32,791 --> 01:08:34,333
<i>♪ All I do is win, win, win... ♪</i>

1469
01:08:34,541 --> 01:08:36,333
Now go around him. That's right.

1470
01:08:37,666 --> 01:08:40,708
Come on now.
Hey, y'all gonna just let him do that?

1471
01:08:41,791 --> 01:08:43,791
<i>♪ Everybody's hands go up... ♪</i>

1472
01:08:44,750 --> 01:08:45,875
<i>♪ And they stay there... ♪</i>

1473
01:08:47,833 --> 01:08:49,416
<i>♪ And they say yeah... ♪</i>

1474
01:08:53,375 --> 01:08:55,625
Mr. Mohammad, this was awesome.
We gotta do it again.

1475
01:08:55,708 --> 01:08:57,250
Yeah, I had a ball.

1476
01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:59,500
Throw me on a text with these guys.
They're too much.

1477
01:09:03,833 --> 01:09:05,791
<i>♪ And they say yeah... ♪</i>

1478
01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:08,291
<i>- What are you saying?
- Dude.</i>

1479
01:09:08,375 --> 01:09:12,041
Black people and white people
will never be cool. Period.

1480
01:09:12,125 --> 01:09:14,833
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- The truth, dawg.

1481
01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:18,666
You're my best friend
and my business partner.

1482
01:09:18,750 --> 01:09:21,000
Yeah, that's how powerful
this shit is, bro.

1483
01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:24,291
It's kind of like when
you cheat on a woman, right?

1484
01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:27,767
When you cheat on a woman, it's like
you try to move forward but never can.

1485
01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:29,583
Why? 'Cause she just
keeps asking questions.

1486
01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:32,208
She needs to know every detail.
She won't let it go, you know.

1487
01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:34,458
It's like, "Did you strap her?"

1488
01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:37,500
"Did she suck it? Did you guys do anal?"

1489
01:09:37,583 --> 01:09:40,208
This is not where
I was expecting this to go.

1490
01:09:40,291 --> 01:09:42,916
Oh, I mean, it's where it needs to go,
man, 'cause it's the truth.

1491
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:47,250
For Black people in this country,
white dudes are the cheater.

1492
01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:50,583
And we're the chick who can't move on.

1493
01:09:51,208 --> 01:09:53,166
No matter how bad we want to,

1494
01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:57,208
we can't forget what y'all did
and what y'all are still doing.

1495
01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:08,833
Oh.

1496
01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:14,125
For those who don't know who I am,
I am Demetrius, uh, <i>Amira's </i>cousin.

1497
01:10:14,208 --> 01:10:15,625
Love her to death.

1498
01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:17,666
And, uh, I'm a wedding planner.

1499
01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:20,458
Okay, first off, my name is "Amira,"

1500
01:10:20,541 --> 01:10:24,083
and you do day parties
at the airport DoubleTree.

1501
01:10:24,166 --> 01:10:27,000
Uh, business is expanding
as it should, right?

1502
01:10:27,083 --> 01:10:30,041
I mean,
if you ain't escalating, what you doing?

1503
01:10:30,125 --> 01:10:31,500
- You know?
- Yeah.

1504
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:38,333
Well, um, I am Becca
and, uh, also a party planner.

1505
01:10:38,416 --> 01:10:41,125
- I am an old friend of the Cohens.
- Yeah.

1506
01:10:41,208 --> 01:10:44,041
I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to be rude or anything.

1507
01:10:44,125 --> 01:10:46,833
But why... why do we need them?

1508
01:10:46,916 --> 01:10:49,833
- Oh, Amira.
- Look, I can't stress this enough.

1509
01:10:49,916 --> 01:10:52,083
But I told you stress is gonna be extra

1510
01:10:52,166 --> 01:10:55,291
if I'm gonna be dealing with her,
'cause I... I gotta be amazing.

1511
01:10:55,375 --> 01:10:57,208
Don't worry about it.
She's gonna cooperate.

1512
01:10:57,291 --> 01:10:58,208
Thank you.

1513
01:10:58,291 --> 01:11:00,091
You know,
you really don't have a lot of time.

1514
01:11:00,125 --> 01:11:02,375
so I do think
we have to jump in pretty quickly.

1515
01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:05,916
I thought maybe we could start
with a theme, lock that down.

1516
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,125
Um, and I was thinking
maybe like an old Hollywood.

1517
01:11:09,208 --> 01:11:11,250
I love old Hollywood.

1518
01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:12,791
Right? I know.

1519
01:11:12,875 --> 01:11:14,958
You love the period
when Black entertainers

1520
01:11:15,041 --> 01:11:17,333
couldn't stay
in the hotels they performed in?

1521
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:21,583
- That's an excellent point.
- Mm-hmm.

1522
01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:23,791
You know,
I've always hated <i>Gone with the Wind.</i>

1523
01:11:23,875 --> 01:11:25,916
Way before you were supposed to.

1524
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,416
Before it was cool.

1525
01:11:27,541 --> 01:11:30,541
See, the spirit is moving me
to move in this direction, which is, uh,

1526
01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:33,541
I was thinking more
of, like, a <i>Tron</i> type of feel.

1527
01:11:33,625 --> 01:11:35,041
You know? Remember the '80s <i>Tron?</i>

1528
01:11:35,125 --> 01:11:36,416
- No.
- Yeah.

1529
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:39,291
So we have a <i>Tron</i> type of wedding,
but a hood <i>Tron,</i> you know.

1530
01:11:39,375 --> 01:11:41,333
Keep it... Keep it less expensive

1531
01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:45,583
by having, uh, LED light suits instead
of the regular suits.

1532
01:11:45,666 --> 01:11:49,166
Have it in the hood, having real people
doing real things in the <i>Tron </i>world.

1533
01:11:49,250 --> 01:11:51,291
- I... I don't think...
- I like that.

1534
01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:53,916
- I don't.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, brother, there we are.

1535
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,375
A little clarity.

1536
01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:58,791
Do you mean that everybody
wears the same suit to the wedding?

1537
01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:01,625
Nah, you pick your color,
but you gotta get in where you fit in.

1538
01:12:01,708 --> 01:12:02,791
First come, first serve.

1539
01:12:02,875 --> 01:12:04,375
I want a red... I want a red one.

1540
01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:06,833
You want the red one?
We got that. So the red is gone.

1541
01:12:06,916 --> 01:12:08,416
Where do we get the suits?

1542
01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:09,740
Oh, I'll bring the suits, yeah.

1543
01:12:09,791 --> 01:12:12,458
I'll bring the suits.
I got 40 hood <i>Tron</i> suits,

1544
01:12:12,541 --> 01:12:14,208
and, uh, they light up.

1545
01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:16,458
- All of 'em work. It's gonna be great.
- Mm.

1546
01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:18,875
- And you have 40 of them?
- Forty of 'em.

1547
01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:21,666
Anybody outside of y'all wedding,
more than 40 people,

1548
01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:23,083
then that's on y'all.

1549
01:12:23,166 --> 01:12:26,083
I wouldn't bring them
'cause they couldn't fit in the suit.

1550
01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:28,833
They gonna look weird
without being in a suit.

1551
01:12:28,916 --> 01:12:31,392
- It'll be cool, brother. There you go.
- That sounds different.

1552
01:12:31,416 --> 01:12:34,583
- Ain't nobody did the Tron wedding.
- Ain't nobody did that.

1553
01:12:34,666 --> 01:12:36,750
Yo, our parents are killing us.

1554
01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:37,750
I know.

1555
01:12:37,833 --> 01:12:41,416
The good news is
we are almost done with it.

1556
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,583
And they've been so busy,
they're basically out of our lives.

1557
01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:46,708
You're right.
I haven't heard from my mom in days.

1558
01:12:46,791 --> 01:12:47,958
It's been amazing.

1559
01:12:48,041 --> 01:12:50,750
Yeah, I haven't heard
from my dad either, which is rare,

1560
01:12:50,833 --> 01:12:54,833
because he hasn't even sent one
of his "form follows function" texts.

1561
01:12:55,625 --> 01:12:57,708
Do you think
something terrible happened to him?

1562
01:12:57,791 --> 01:13:00,166
Oh, my God, no. Why would you say that?

1563
01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:01,875
No, I... that would be horrible.

1564
01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:07,416
That would be the worst.
I'm just making sure he's okay.

1565
01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:09,500
Anyway, babe, I gotta go.

1566
01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:11,708
- I don't wanna be late. Kiss.
- You look beautiful.

1567
01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:13,458
Thank you.

1568
01:13:13,500 --> 01:13:16,416
You're gonna kill it.
Remember, you got the juice.

1569
01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:18,291
You really
haven't seen that movie, have you?

1570
01:13:18,375 --> 01:13:20,708
If you fucking say
I haven't seen <i>Juice</i> one more time,

1571
01:13:20,791 --> 01:13:22,083
I will leave your ass.

1572
01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:28,041
That's why with the Victorian dress,
I went with the blues and the greens.

1573
01:13:28,125 --> 01:13:30,291
A very rich color for this time.

1574
01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:33,333
And just so you guys know, I have
really great relationships downtown,

1575
01:13:33,416 --> 01:13:36,625
and I can get high-quality fabrics
for, like, a fraction of the cost.

1576
01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:38,250
- This is great.
- Yeah.

1577
01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:40,517
I would love to leave you guys
with some of my sketches.

1578
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:41,661
That would be amazing.

1579
01:13:41,708 --> 01:13:44,041
Man. And can you remind me
when you graduated Harvard?

1580
01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:46,000
It's just maybe we know the same people.

1581
01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:48,041
Oh, um,

1582
01:13:48,125 --> 01:13:51,166
I... I didn't go to, um, Harvard.
I went to Howard.

1583
01:13:51,791 --> 01:13:54,000
Howard. Sounds kind of similar.

1584
01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,625
It's like a Black Harvard.

1585
01:13:57,541 --> 01:13:58,791
Interesting.

1586
01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:02,625
Let's go!

1587
01:14:02,708 --> 01:14:05,333
No, I'm telling you, this bachelor party's
exactly what you need

1588
01:14:05,416 --> 01:14:07,583
to get your mind right
before the wedding, homie.

1589
01:14:07,666 --> 01:14:09,333
I'm so fucking stressed, bro.

1590
01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:10,625
- Oh!
- I can't wait.

1591
01:14:10,708 --> 01:14:14,333
Vegas with the motherfucking squad, nigga.
We gonna have so much fun.

1592
01:14:14,416 --> 01:14:16,666
Bro, I'm gonna do molly
and lick a stripper's toes, man.

1593
01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:18,833
Shit's gonna be lit.

1594
01:14:18,916 --> 01:14:21,291
Hey. What's going on, y'all?

1595
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,750
- Hey, what's up?
- Mm.

1596
01:14:23,833 --> 01:14:24,833
What's up?

1597
01:14:24,875 --> 01:14:27,416
Yeah, man.
Hope it's not a problem me being here.

1598
01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:30,791
You know, I figure I'd tag along.
I brought Omar too.

1599
01:14:30,875 --> 01:14:32,041
What's up, nigga?

1600
01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:33,833
Hey, Omar.

1601
01:14:33,916 --> 01:14:36,875
Yeah, when I found out that Amira

1602
01:14:36,958 --> 01:14:39,958
was gonna take your mother and sister
to Palm Springs with the girls,

1603
01:14:40,041 --> 01:14:43,583
I figured it'd be cool for me
to come hang out with the fellas.

1604
01:14:44,291 --> 01:14:47,166
- Yeah, that's such a good and normal idea.
- Yeah.

1605
01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:48,500
Listen, when we're in Vegas,

1606
01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:50,958
I don't want you thinking
I'm your future father-in-law.

1607
01:14:51,041 --> 01:14:52,208
I'm not that guy.

1608
01:14:52,291 --> 01:14:55,541
I'm just another one of the fellas,
hanging out having a good time.

1609
01:14:55,625 --> 01:14:57,500
Hey, what's your boy's name again?

1610
01:14:58,291 --> 01:15:00,625
Uh, my name's Mo, and I have titties.

1611
01:15:01,250 --> 01:15:03,750
- Oh, I'm sorry, bro... um, sister... Mo.
- Mm-hmm.

1612
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:05,958
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1613
01:15:06,041 --> 01:15:08,708
- Can I get my seat?
- I'm sorry about that, yeah.

1614
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:10,708
We gonna have fun.

1615
01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:12,625
Totally.

1616
01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,833
- What the fuck is going on?
- Bro, I don't know.

1617
01:15:14,916 --> 01:15:17,625
But his casual nature
is terrifying, all right?

1618
01:15:17,708 --> 01:15:19,268
He's the type of nigga that'll kill you

1619
01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:21,791
and get a solid nine
and a half hours of sleep.

1620
01:15:21,875 --> 01:15:23,000
I've done that.

1621
01:15:25,750 --> 01:15:26,958
I've done that.

1622
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,041
Hey, did you know that Mo had titties?

1623
01:15:33,125 --> 01:15:34,500
Yeah, they're on her chest.

1624
01:15:36,708 --> 01:15:38,083
Dude, uh, so what's your plan?

1625
01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:40,392
We catch this kid with the beard
doing weird stupid shit,

1626
01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:42,136
and you just snitch on him
to your daughter?

1627
01:15:42,166 --> 01:15:46,125
No, we gonna just go down there
and make sure he don't have no fun.

1628
01:15:48,708 --> 01:15:51,250
That is very low class of you.

1629
01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:55,333
- But I cannot lie. That is a good plan.
- Hmm.

1630
01:15:55,416 --> 01:15:57,666
Vegas has a knack
for bringing out who people really are.

1631
01:15:57,750 --> 01:16:00,416
- That's right.
- Can tell a lot about a man by his crew.

1632
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:01,416
That's right.

1633
01:16:03,791 --> 01:16:04,833
- Cheers!
- Shot!

1634
01:16:04,916 --> 01:16:05,916
Shot!

1635
01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:08,041
- Swallow the pill.
- Ahh!

1636
01:16:08,125 --> 01:16:10,500
- All right, this is for my boy.
- Yeah.

1637
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:13,375
The E to the Z to the motherfucking E.
You know what I'm saying?

1638
01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:15,666
He's trading in his pimp card, boys.

1639
01:16:15,750 --> 01:16:17,583
- Yeah, this one's for me.
- Hell yeah!

1640
01:16:22,541 --> 01:16:24,750
<i>♪ When the pimp's in the crib, Ma
Drop it... ♪</i>

1641
01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:28,708
- Hi!
- You glowing and shit.

1642
01:16:28,791 --> 01:16:33,166
Ladies, who's making
all the noise in the lobby?

1643
01:16:35,583 --> 01:16:37,458
- Hey!
- Hi, gorgey!

1644
01:16:37,541 --> 01:16:41,041
Well, hello, titties! Mwah!

1645
01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:44,125
Hello, girls!

1646
01:16:47,458 --> 01:16:48,541
Who is this white woman?

1647
01:16:48,625 --> 01:16:49,458
Oh.

1648
01:16:49,541 --> 01:16:54,375
You guys, so this is
Miss Shelley, Ezra's mother.

1649
01:16:54,458 --> 01:16:56,416
Oh!

1650
01:16:56,500 --> 01:17:00,125
Gosh, you are all so gorgeous.

1651
01:17:00,208 --> 01:17:02,166
- I can't stop staring at you.
- Thank you.

1652
01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:04,500
Honestly, it's like, these earrings

1653
01:17:04,583 --> 01:17:08,166
and the orange business up top.

1654
01:17:08,250 --> 01:17:10,125
It's just so dope.

1655
01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:12,750
- I can't get over it. And the hair.
- It's dope.

1656
01:17:12,833 --> 01:17:15,458
I mean,
I am straight up simping for all of you.

1657
01:17:15,541 --> 01:17:17,125
Yeah.

1658
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:24,500
And that is a beautiful tattoo.

1659
01:17:24,583 --> 01:17:26,958
- Oh, thank you.
- Of course. What does that say?

1660
01:17:27,666 --> 01:17:29,666
It says, "Rest in peace, Big Rev."

1661
01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:31,875
Oh, condolences.

1662
01:17:32,708 --> 01:17:34,250
Yeah, he was my heart.

1663
01:17:36,875 --> 01:17:38,375
Um, I wonder why you didn't put it...

1664
01:17:38,458 --> 01:17:40,958
- ...on your other breast. Wha...
- Mom, for the love of God.

1665
01:17:41,041 --> 01:17:43,625
- I'm so sorry.
- Yes.

1666
01:17:43,708 --> 01:17:45,666
For your loss and for my mom.

1667
01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:47,291
What?

1668
01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:53,666
<i>- ♪ Another one ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1669
01:17:53,750 --> 01:17:55,250
<i>♪ DJ Khaled! ♪</i>

1670
01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:58,541
<i>♪ Bitches calling my phone
Like I'm locked up, nonstop ♪</i>

1671
01:17:58,625 --> 01:18:01,583
<i>♪ From the plane
To the fucking helicopter, yeah ♪</i>

1672
01:18:01,666 --> 01:18:04,125
<i>♪ Cops pulling up
Like I'm giving drugs out ♪</i>

1673
01:18:04,208 --> 01:18:07,125
<i>♪ Nah, nah, I'm a pop star, not a doctor ♪</i>

1674
01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:10,333
<i>♪ Bitches calling my phone
Like I'm locked up, nonstop ♪</i>

1675
01:18:10,416 --> 01:18:13,375
<i>♪ From the plane
To the fucking helicopter, yeah ♪</i>

1676
01:18:13,458 --> 01:18:15,666
<i>♪ Cops pulling up
Like I'm giving drugs out ♪</i>

1677
01:18:15,750 --> 01:18:18,708
<i>♪ Nah, nah, I'm a pop star, not a doctor ♪</i>

1678
01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:22,708
<i>♪ Hey, shorty with the long text
I don't talk, hey ♪</i>

1679
01:18:22,791 --> 01:18:25,833
<i>♪ Shorty with the long legs
She don't walk, hey ♪</i>

1680
01:18:25,916 --> 01:18:28,666
<i>♪ Yeah, last year
I kept it on the tuck, hey ♪</i>

1681
01:18:28,791 --> 01:18:31,666
<i>♪ 2020, I came to fuck it up, yeah ♪</i>

1682
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,333
<i>♪ I wanna long life, a legendary one ♪</i>

1683
01:18:34,416 --> 01:18:37,583
<i>- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ I want a quick death and an easy one ♪</i>

1684
01:18:37,666 --> 01:18:40,416
<i>♪ I want a pretty girl and an honest one ♪</i>

1685
01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:43,458
<i>- ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>, <i>yeah ♪
- ♪ I want this drink and another one... ♪</i>

1686
01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:48,083
<i>♪ I'm a pop star
This shit ain't bubblegum ♪</i>

1687
01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:50,517
<i>♪ You would probably think
My manager is Scooter Braun... ♪</i>

1688
01:18:50,541 --> 01:18:52,625
Ah!

1689
01:18:55,250 --> 01:18:57,083
Hey, let me get this straight.

1690
01:18:57,166 --> 01:19:00,250
Every single person that you know
does coke, but you don't?

1691
01:19:02,083 --> 01:19:04,166
Yeah, it's crazy and upsetting.

1692
01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:07,625
It's... It's driving us apart, honestly.

1693
01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:11,708
I miss them the way they were, you know.

1694
01:19:11,791 --> 01:19:15,875
Yo! Ezra!
Ezra, buddy, buddy. We're almost out.

1695
01:19:15,958 --> 01:19:19,541
So we need your guy's number.
So we need to call the coke guy.

1696
01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:22,750
Your guy, your coke guy.
Can we call him? Thank you.

1697
01:19:22,833 --> 01:19:25,583
What guy? I don't have a guy!

1698
01:19:25,666 --> 01:19:27,625
Ez, what? You definitely have a guy.

1699
01:19:27,708 --> 01:19:30,250
- You got a guy.
- The coke guy from Vegas from last time.

1700
01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:31,750
Just call him. Quit holding out.

1701
01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:34,875
I think you're so high on cocaine,
you don't know what you're saying.

1702
01:19:34,958 --> 01:19:38,791
I don't have a coke guy.

1703
01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:40,195
No. You have a guy.

1704
01:19:40,250 --> 01:19:41,708
We bought cocaine from him.

1705
01:19:41,791 --> 01:19:43,875
- He is a cocaine dealer.
- Yeah.

1706
01:19:43,958 --> 01:19:45,375
And we bought coke,

1707
01:19:45,458 --> 01:19:48,958
and you got so high that
you ended up passing out on the Strip.

1708
01:19:49,041 --> 01:19:50,750
You had cocaine all over your face.

1709
01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:52,916
Wait, I think I remember you.

1710
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,333
You... You shit your pants last time.

1711
01:19:55,416 --> 01:19:58,458
Yes, you did! You shit your pants!

1712
01:19:58,541 --> 01:20:01,041
- From cocaine use! You did that.
- Shut the fuck up.

1713
01:20:01,125 --> 01:20:03,875
Sniff, sniff, motherfuckers,
guess who I found.

1714
01:20:03,958 --> 01:20:07,083
- Coke guy!
- Exactly! Ho-ho!

1715
01:20:07,166 --> 01:20:11,041
Ezra! Ezra,
that's the guy I was talking about.

1716
01:20:11,125 --> 01:20:12,250
The coke guy!

1717
01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:14,458
Look. Look, look at his knuckles.

1718
01:20:14,541 --> 01:20:16,875
Yeah, it says "Coke Guy"
right there on his knuckles.

1719
01:20:16,958 --> 01:20:20,416
Ezra! Thank you for
the Edible Arrangement on my birthday.

1720
01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:23,291
Such a mensch. For you, Papi.

1721
01:20:25,208 --> 01:20:29,416
God damn. That's a lot
of cocaine you got there, Ezra.

1722
01:20:30,708 --> 01:20:31,708
Yeah.

1723
01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:35,625
Hey, you shit on yourself
last time you was here?

1724
01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,833
You shat your slacks?

1725
01:20:38,916 --> 01:20:41,041
Yes, but not from cocaine.

1726
01:20:41,125 --> 01:20:44,333
It was from... It was from Chipotle.

1727
01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:50,333
- I'm ready. I am ready!
- Oh!

1728
01:20:50,416 --> 01:20:53,375
- Seven letters. Plural.
- Yeah, right.

1729
01:20:53,458 --> 01:20:56,625
A group of people who move beautifully.

1730
01:20:56,708 --> 01:20:59,458
Okay, you said plural, so there's an "s."

1731
01:20:59,541 --> 01:21:00,541
- "S."
- Good.

1732
01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:02,833
- Oh, strippers! Strippers!
- Too many letters.

1733
01:21:04,041 --> 01:21:06,916
Oh, wait. Oh, no, no, no, I've got it.

1734
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,666
Is it an "n" word?

1735
01:21:12,958 --> 01:21:13,958
No.

1736
01:21:14,625 --> 01:21:17,125
No, no. I meant N-Navajos.

1737
01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:19,608
- Oh, jeez.
- No, that's where I was going.

1738
01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:21,541
Was Navajos, because, um...

1739
01:21:22,125 --> 01:21:24,416
- You know, when they move, the Navajo...
- Mom.

1740
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:26,000
Mom, please.

1741
01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:27,083
What?

1742
01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:31,541
Oh. Dancers!

1743
01:21:32,208 --> 01:21:33,250
Oh, my God!

1744
01:21:33,333 --> 01:21:34,333
What the hell!

1745
01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:35,958
What the hell is wrong with you?

1746
01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:39,208
Oh, my God!

1747
01:21:40,833 --> 01:21:41,958
No, no!

1748
01:21:42,041 --> 01:21:43,721
It's okay.
Your braids look good.

1749
01:21:43,791 --> 01:21:45,375
It's hooked onto my...

1750
01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:48,291
It's okay. Somebody get her a wig.

1751
01:21:48,375 --> 01:21:50,916
- Did you know this was a wig?
- No, I... I didn't know that.

1752
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:54,750
I mean, this... this is kind of amazing
craftsmanship, don't you think? Because...

1753
01:21:54,833 --> 01:21:57,500
- Gimme the girl's wig back. Gimme the wig.
- What...

1754
01:21:57,583 --> 01:21:59,517
- Now it's all tangled up.
- You're okay.

1755
01:21:59,541 --> 01:22:01,541
- Let's go!
- Okay.

1756
01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:03,000
We out.

1757
01:22:03,083 --> 01:22:04,291
What ha...

1758
01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:08,500
- Was your trip as bad as mine?
- I guess you could say that.

1759
01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:10,208
Yeah, mine was rough.

1760
01:22:11,625 --> 01:22:13,125
Did your dad say anything?

1761
01:22:13,708 --> 01:22:15,625
No. Why? Should he?

1762
01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:18,916
No, just that, uh, everything went okay,

1763
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:22,750
and it was totally normal, so, yeah.

1764
01:22:23,375 --> 01:22:25,958
- Okay.
- Why was yours rough? 'Cause my mom?

1765
01:22:26,041 --> 01:22:28,375
I don't wanna talk about it.

1766
01:22:28,458 --> 01:22:29,916
What'd she do this time?

1767
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,750
Ezra, I don't...
I really don't wanna talk about it.

1768
01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:34,291
Just tell me what she did.

1769
01:22:35,208 --> 01:22:39,625
Okay, she pulled the same
tone-deaf shit she does all the time.

1770
01:22:39,708 --> 01:22:41,708
But that's what y'all do, so...

1771
01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:44,416
What type of shit is that to say?

1772
01:22:46,583 --> 01:22:48,583
I'm sorry. I just got a lot on my mind.

1773
01:22:49,125 --> 01:22:50,125
I'm sorry.

1774
01:22:51,958 --> 01:22:54,375
Okay.

1775
01:22:56,625 --> 01:22:58,666
Whoa, whoa. What are you doing?

1776
01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:01,541
- Throwing this shit away.
- Why?

1777
01:23:01,625 --> 01:23:04,166
Because I didn't get the job, Ezra.
That's why.

1778
01:23:04,833 --> 01:23:05,875
What?

1779
01:23:05,958 --> 01:23:09,583
The producer called me and told me
that he went with someone else.

1780
01:23:09,666 --> 01:23:12,750
Someone who has more
period piece experience. I don't know.

1781
01:23:14,208 --> 01:23:15,250
Baby, I'm sorry.

1782
01:23:15,333 --> 01:23:19,500
If it's any consolation,
I can hold you down for a while.

1783
01:23:19,583 --> 01:23:22,916
No, Ezra,
I don't wanna be some kept woman.

1784
01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:28,166
I'm just trying to think
of ways to help you, all right?

1785
01:23:28,250 --> 01:23:30,666
Like...

1786
01:23:30,750 --> 01:23:31,790
Let me...

1787
01:23:31,833 --> 01:23:34,000
Let me call
my family friend Rick Greenwald.

1788
01:23:34,083 --> 01:23:35,125
He's got connections,

1789
01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:37,083
and he'll look out
for you on your next job.

1790
01:23:37,166 --> 01:23:38,708
Oh, the fucking luxury.

1791
01:23:39,291 --> 01:23:42,041
Are you not listening to what I'm saying?
Are you not hearing me?

1792
01:23:42,125 --> 01:23:43,875
Everything I have, I've gotten on my own.

1793
01:23:43,958 --> 01:23:45,708
I've worked really hard for it

1794
01:23:45,791 --> 01:23:48,000
and worked through
all this racist bullshit,

1795
01:23:48,083 --> 01:23:49,416
all for you to be able to come in

1796
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:52,041
and call your family friend
to give me a job

1797
01:23:52,125 --> 01:23:54,291
I probably should have got five years ago?

1798
01:23:54,375 --> 01:23:56,041
How do you think that makes me feel?

1799
01:23:56,916 --> 01:24:00,083
Well, I'm not trying to make you feel bad.
I'm just trying to, like, help.

1800
01:24:00,166 --> 01:24:02,750
And it's okay to accept help
from someone who loves you.

1801
01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:07,541
That's really easy for you to say because
that's how life has worked for you.

1802
01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:09,083
That's not how it works for me.

1803
01:24:09,750 --> 01:24:12,125
Whatever. We have to get ready
for this rehearsal dinner.

1804
01:24:12,208 --> 01:24:14,208
I'm going to the bathroom. Alone.

1805
01:24:14,291 --> 01:24:15,291
Please.

1806
01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:19,583
Yeah, I don't wanna go
to the bathroom with you.

1807
01:24:19,666 --> 01:24:21,083
Since when?

1808
01:24:21,708 --> 01:24:23,291
My charger's in there though.

1809
01:24:24,416 --> 01:24:27,041
Let me just grab my charger
before you're in there for a while.

1810
01:24:27,125 --> 01:24:28,125
Oh, my God!

1811
01:24:28,166 --> 01:24:31,750
<i>- One, two...
- ♪ Moon ♪</i>

1812
01:24:31,833 --> 01:24:34,000
<i>♪ River ♪</i>

1813
01:24:34,833 --> 01:24:37,958
<i>♪ Wider than a mile... ♪</i>

1814
01:24:42,208 --> 01:24:46,041
<i>♪ Some day... ♪</i>

1815
01:24:59,291 --> 01:25:02,791
- Woody!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

1816
01:25:02,875 --> 01:25:04,875
My name is Akbar Mohammad, bro.

1817
01:25:04,958 --> 01:25:08,166
Oh, man. Mama named you Woody.
I'm calling you Woody.

1818
01:25:08,250 --> 01:25:11,791
Yeah, Mama didn't give birth
to no fake-Versace-wearing,

1819
01:25:11,875 --> 01:25:15,000
PPP-loan-scamming career criminal,
but here we are.

1820
01:25:15,083 --> 01:25:16,375
This is Versace.

1821
01:25:16,458 --> 01:25:17,875
Nigga, please.

1822
01:25:17,958 --> 01:25:19,583
Anyway, I ain't no criminal, okay?

1823
01:25:19,666 --> 01:25:22,166
It was a peeping Tom charge, okay?

1824
01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:25,791
I was looking in there, peeping to see
if my baby mama was cheating,

1825
01:25:25,875 --> 01:25:29,000
so I could get lower prices
on my child support.

1826
01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:30,375
Why peep through the window?

1827
01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:34,458
Because I wanted to see somebody
have her broke down over, like a shotgun.

1828
01:25:34,541 --> 01:25:36,250
That ain't gonna lower your child support.

1829
01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:39,208
The judge seen her being a ho,
my child support will go low.

1830
01:25:39,291 --> 01:25:41,875
Can't go up in the judge,
"I seen her bent over, Your Honor."

1831
01:25:41,958 --> 01:25:42,958
"I should get less."

1832
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:45,458
The judge ain't gonna
give you less money.

1833
01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:46,958
I've done it before.

1834
01:25:47,041 --> 01:25:49,083
- Hi, Uncle EJ.
- Hey, baby!

1835
01:25:49,166 --> 01:25:51,416
Hey!

1836
01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:54,791
This is Ezra. Ezra, this my Uncle EJ.

1837
01:25:55,375 --> 01:25:57,416
- What's up, Ez? What'd you say, Ez...
- Ezra.

1838
01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,809
- Famous Uncle EJ. Heard a lot about you.
- This is my uncle.

1839
01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:00,708
Okay.

1840
01:26:00,791 --> 01:26:03,125
Yeah, this is Ezra. This is the man.

1841
01:26:03,791 --> 01:26:05,375
My man, all right.

1842
01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:08,208
Okay, I'm gonna go say what's up to Renee.

1843
01:26:08,291 --> 01:26:09,458
- Yeah.
- Y'all be nice.

1844
01:26:09,541 --> 01:26:10,625
We'll be nice to Ezra.

1845
01:26:10,708 --> 01:26:13,416
You gonna let this credit card sit here,
we gonna swipe him.

1846
01:26:14,416 --> 01:26:17,375
He look like an AmEx,
standing here with his hair slicked back.

1847
01:26:17,458 --> 01:26:19,333
Oh. He lying.

1848
01:26:19,416 --> 01:26:20,976
- All right.
- All right. Okay.

1849
01:26:21,041 --> 01:26:22,708
Come back soon if you want.

1850
01:26:22,791 --> 01:26:26,625
- Ezra does a podcast on Black culture.
- Oh!

1851
01:26:27,875 --> 01:26:28,958
Tell him, Ezra.

1852
01:26:29,041 --> 01:26:30,458
Yeah, I do podcasts.

1853
01:26:31,041 --> 01:26:32,250
About what?

1854
01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:33,958
The culture.

1855
01:26:34,458 --> 01:26:36,739
Oh, you're gonna just say "culture"
and leave "Black" out?

1856
01:26:37,291 --> 01:26:40,458
You gotta get that money
some kind of way, baby, huh?

1857
01:26:40,541 --> 01:26:43,916
Give me $150 real quick.
Don't tell her I asked for the money.

1858
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,791
- I won't. I'll Venmo...
- Give me a Cîroc.

1859
01:26:45,875 --> 01:26:49,583
And, uh, the white Barry White
something to drink.

1860
01:26:55,333 --> 01:26:58,208
Cheers!

1861
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,875
<i>♪ My darling, I... ♪</i>

1862
01:27:04,291 --> 01:27:06,416
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I got something to say.

1863
01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:08,434
- I got something to say. Uh...
- Okay, say it!

1864
01:27:08,458 --> 01:27:11,166
This is nice, y'all. This is real nice.

1865
01:27:11,250 --> 01:27:14,583
I ain't never had
no, uh, wedding like this,

1866
01:27:14,666 --> 01:27:17,125
but I mean, I've been married three times.
That's right.

1867
01:27:17,208 --> 01:27:19,125
Two times at the courthouse

1868
01:27:19,208 --> 01:27:21,916
and then one time
at the Benihana's.

1869
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,083
We ain't had no reservations,
nothing like that.

1870
01:27:24,166 --> 01:27:28,125
Amira, my cousin, I just wanna say
how happy I am for you and Ezra...

1871
01:27:28,208 --> 01:27:31,833
Girl, we just wanna say congrats.
You marrying this white man.

1872
01:27:31,916 --> 01:27:34,166
Girl, all these white people are here.

1873
01:27:34,250 --> 01:27:37,375
If you like it, we love it,
right?

1874
01:27:37,458 --> 01:27:40,000
I stormed the Capitol.

1875
01:27:40,083 --> 01:27:42,416
I did. I was there.

1876
01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:45,208
Ezra tried to stop me.

1877
01:27:47,166 --> 01:27:49,375
He's a liberal cuck, but he's a good man.

1878
01:27:49,458 --> 01:27:52,791
To my best friend Ezra,
who's kind and thoughtful,

1879
01:27:53,375 --> 01:27:56,666
but for whatever reason didn't think
to sit me on the Black side of the table,

1880
01:27:56,750 --> 01:27:59,791
which just aesthetically
makes sense, you know.

1881
01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:04,208
Cheers to inclusion
and our newly found generational wealth.

1882
01:28:04,291 --> 01:28:06,916
"He left the family early, um,

1883
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,958
leaving his mother responsible
for everybody, including the house."

1884
01:28:12,166 --> 01:28:14,458
"And after Mom died in 1984,

1885
01:28:14,541 --> 01:28:17,625
Xzibit had no choice

1886
01:28:17,708 --> 01:28:20,000
but to move in back
with his father in New Mexico."

1887
01:28:20,083 --> 01:28:23,208
I... I wanna say...
I wanna say it was Albuquerque.

1888
01:28:23,291 --> 01:28:26,208
- Okay. I think we can wrap it up. Yeah.
- I think.

1889
01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:27,666
That vaccine...

1890
01:28:31,083 --> 01:28:32,666
makes you gay.

1891
01:28:32,750 --> 01:28:34,541
So the moral of the story is

1892
01:28:34,625 --> 01:28:37,458
never date a woman
who don't respect your wife.

1893
01:28:39,166 --> 01:28:42,708
No, I didn't mean to...
I said the wrong shit.

1894
01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:54,431
Can I have everybody's attention, please?

1895
01:28:55,166 --> 01:28:56,375
Attention, everyone.

1896
01:28:57,125 --> 01:28:58,625
Yeah, I know it's, uh,

1897
01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:01,791
it's customary for the father
to give a speech on the wedding day.

1898
01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:06,458
But I thought there was some things
that I needed to, uh, address tonight.

1899
01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:08,583
Um,

1900
01:29:09,083 --> 01:29:10,833
when a man's daughter gets married,

1901
01:29:11,916 --> 01:29:14,500
they say that the man is giving her away.

1902
01:29:15,541 --> 01:29:18,375
Now, that's a really hard pill to swallow.

1903
01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:21,000
Because you don't usually know

1904
01:29:21,083 --> 01:29:23,958
who the man is
that you're giving your daughter away to.

1905
01:29:24,958 --> 01:29:25,958
Usually.

1906
01:29:27,708 --> 01:29:29,291
But I consider myself fortunate,

1907
01:29:29,375 --> 01:29:32,500
because I think
I kind of do know who Ezra is.

1908
01:29:34,083 --> 01:29:39,916
And he's not a drunken, drugged-out,
dream-chasing whore monger

1909
01:29:40,958 --> 01:29:44,375
who surrounds himself
with a bunch of, uh, racist degenerates.

1910
01:29:48,375 --> 01:29:49,750
I didn't get that guy.

1911
01:29:51,541 --> 01:29:53,500
I got <i>this </i>guy.

1912
01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:55,750
Mmm. Aww.

1913
01:29:55,833 --> 01:29:57,333
All right, okay, okay.

1914
01:29:57,958 --> 01:30:00,875
So, here's to my beautiful baby girl.

1915
01:30:00,958 --> 01:30:03,541
- Cheers!
- We love you.

1916
01:30:04,125 --> 01:30:05,833
Congratulations!

1917
01:30:23,125 --> 01:30:24,125
Thank you, sir.

1918
01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:25,875
Hey.

1919
01:30:27,541 --> 01:30:29,916
Oh, Ezra.

1920
01:30:32,750 --> 01:30:34,916
Thank you for,
uh, what you did back there.

1921
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,583
What did I do back there?

1922
01:30:38,416 --> 01:30:39,333
Your speech.

1923
01:30:39,416 --> 01:30:42,416
You could've, uh,
could've blown up my spot.

1924
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:43,958
You didn't, so thanks.

1925
01:30:44,041 --> 01:30:47,166
Well, save your thank you,
'cause I didn't do it for you.

1926
01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:48,958
I did that for my daughter.

1927
01:30:49,041 --> 01:30:51,791
You think I'm gonna embarrass her
in front of her whole family?

1928
01:30:52,458 --> 01:30:53,458
No.

1929
01:30:55,291 --> 01:30:56,708
You don't know me too well.

1930
01:30:58,291 --> 01:31:00,791
But here's the thing. I know you.

1931
01:31:01,916 --> 01:31:03,750
I've known you from the very start.

1932
01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:05,750
I had your number from day one.

1933
01:31:06,875 --> 01:31:07,875
And for the life of me,

1934
01:31:07,958 --> 01:31:11,458
I do not know why my daughter
continues to go down this path with you.

1935
01:31:12,041 --> 01:31:14,208
There's one thing
that I'm crystal clear on,

1936
01:31:14,291 --> 01:31:20,666
is that you are absolutely,
positively, unequivocally

1937
01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:23,958
not the right the guy for my daughter.

1938
01:31:24,583 --> 01:31:25,583
Period.

1939
01:31:25,666 --> 01:31:27,750
- Why?
- Excuse me.

1940
01:31:27,833 --> 01:31:29,958
Why am I not
the right guy for your daughter?

1941
01:31:30,041 --> 01:31:31,791
Well, shit, where do I begin?

1942
01:31:31,875 --> 01:31:32,875
Anywhere.

1943
01:31:34,250 --> 01:31:36,708
Well, what... what about
we start at your bachelor party?

1944
01:31:36,791 --> 01:31:39,250
When I saw you in the room
with the strippers and the cocaine,

1945
01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:40,750
how about we start there?

1946
01:31:40,833 --> 01:31:41,916
Why don't we start with

1947
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:44,250
why you were at my bachelor party
in the first place?

1948
01:31:44,916 --> 01:31:46,166
You had no right to be there.

1949
01:31:46,250 --> 01:31:47,970
Bachelor parties are
for people to be weird.

1950
01:31:48,041 --> 01:31:49,500
That's not who I am.

1951
01:31:49,583 --> 01:31:51,416
Okay? It's my dumb fucking friends.

1952
01:31:52,041 --> 01:31:54,375
But you deeboed your way in,
and you got what you wanted.

1953
01:31:54,458 --> 01:31:55,916
I had a shitty time.

1954
01:31:56,708 --> 01:32:00,500
As a matter of fact, I have a shitty time
whenever you're around.

1955
01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:03,500
You're like the cooler to my life,
and I don't know why.

1956
01:32:04,083 --> 01:32:07,125
Because the truth is all I've ever done

1957
01:32:08,541 --> 01:32:10,041
is love your daughter,

1958
01:32:10,583 --> 01:32:12,708
wholly and completely.

1959
01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:15,083
And she loves me,

1960
01:32:15,166 --> 01:32:17,083
and we wanna marry each other.

1961
01:32:17,166 --> 01:32:20,208
And you just decided
before you even met me

1962
01:32:20,291 --> 01:32:21,791
that you hated me.

1963
01:32:22,416 --> 01:32:24,684
And then once you met me,
you put all your energy

1964
01:32:24,708 --> 01:32:26,958
just towards, like, smoking me out

1965
01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:29,500
or trying to prove
I don't belong around Black people,

1966
01:32:29,583 --> 01:32:32,041
or that I'm a researcher
and not a witness.

1967
01:32:32,666 --> 01:32:35,583
That's why you brought me
to play ball at that park.

1968
01:32:35,666 --> 01:32:37,346
Why you brought me to that Crip barbershop

1969
01:32:37,375 --> 01:32:39,208
while I'm wearing a red hoodie
like an idiot.

1970
01:32:39,291 --> 01:32:43,125
It's why you fuck with me about my podcast
and my music taste and how I talk

1971
01:32:43,208 --> 01:32:44,916
and how I think and who my friends are

1972
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,125
and basically
everything that I'm a part of.

1973
01:32:48,166 --> 01:32:50,333
And I just take it. I take it!

1974
01:32:50,416 --> 01:32:52,833
I take your shit. I take it all day.

1975
01:32:53,833 --> 01:32:56,541
And it did teach me one thing
that you were right about.

1976
01:32:56,625 --> 01:32:57,625
And what's that?

1977
01:32:58,166 --> 01:33:02,166
I will never, ever, ever

1978
01:33:03,291 --> 01:33:06,125
know what it's like
to be a Black person in this country.

1979
01:33:07,333 --> 01:33:09,500
But I do know what an asshole is.

1980
01:33:17,875 --> 01:33:19,291
Yeah, yeah, I know.

1981
01:33:19,375 --> 01:33:22,666
I'm really pleased with the way...
and they're such a nice group of...

1982
01:33:22,750 --> 01:33:26,083
Oh, Amira! Amira. Hi!

1983
01:33:26,166 --> 01:33:28,083
Would you excuse me for just a second?

1984
01:33:28,166 --> 01:33:30,083
- Oh, my gosh!
- Hi.

1985
01:33:30,166 --> 01:33:32,500
Hi! I just wanted to stop you

1986
01:33:32,583 --> 01:33:34,583
and tell you
that I think you look so pretty.

1987
01:33:34,666 --> 01:33:35,750
Thank you.

1988
01:33:36,333 --> 01:33:37,625
Is that a roller set?

1989
01:33:37,708 --> 01:33:40,666
- Hmm?
- Your hair. Is it a roller set?

1990
01:33:41,583 --> 01:33:43,666
Um, no, it's not.

1991
01:33:43,750 --> 01:33:48,708
Oh. Shoot. Okay.
It's not individuals, right?

1992
01:33:48,791 --> 01:33:49,791
No.

1993
01:33:49,833 --> 01:33:52,291
No? Okay. Shit.

1994
01:33:52,375 --> 01:33:55,416
All right, well, I guess I'm gonna
have to go back to the drawing board.

1995
01:33:55,500 --> 01:33:58,000
I, uh... Ever since the bachelorette party...

1996
01:33:58,083 --> 01:33:58,916
Mm-hmm.

1997
01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:02,708
...I just did this really deep dive
on Black women's hair.

1998
01:34:02,791 --> 01:34:06,583
And, um, oh, for example,
I watched the Chris Rock documentary.

1999
01:34:06,666 --> 01:34:10,041
I don't know if you've had a chance
to see it. It's absolutely fantastic.

2000
01:34:10,125 --> 01:34:11,458
And he's so funny.

2001
01:34:11,541 --> 01:34:13,941
There's something about his voice
that always makes me laugh.

2002
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:16,916
But anyway, there's nothing funny
about Black women's hair, you know.

2003
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:20,833
I mean, my God, I just had no idea.

2004
01:34:20,916 --> 01:34:22,875
I mean, it really blew my mind.

2005
01:34:22,958 --> 01:34:25,458
You know, the energy and the time

2006
01:34:25,541 --> 01:34:29,750
and the... the pain and the suffering
that Black women go through.

2007
01:34:29,833 --> 01:34:33,000
And so, anyway,
I just wanted to be well-versed

2008
01:34:33,083 --> 01:34:36,125
for when I saw you next,
and I'll let you get back to it.

2009
01:34:36,750 --> 01:34:39,333
Yeah, and... but before you go,
can you just tell me...

2010
01:34:39,958 --> 01:34:42,666
What is this style?
Just so I know for next time.

2011
01:34:42,750 --> 01:34:44,833
- Shelley, I'm not a toy.
- Because I...

2012
01:34:45,583 --> 01:34:46,500
Hmm?

2013
01:34:46,583 --> 01:34:49,500
I really don't appreciate you treating me

2014
01:34:49,583 --> 01:34:53,083
like some shiny little object
you can show off to your friends.

2015
01:34:53,166 --> 01:34:54,916
Oh, no,
I would never do anything like that.

2016
01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:56,142
- No, you are.
- No...

2017
01:34:56,166 --> 01:34:58,750
- Just let me finish. Yes, you do.
- Oh, no, I...

2018
01:34:58,833 --> 01:35:02,458
Since I met you,
I've been nothing but kind and respectful.

2019
01:35:02,541 --> 01:35:03,791
And it's starting to feel like

2020
01:35:03,875 --> 01:35:06,416
you're all happy
that you have this Black daughter-in-law

2021
01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:09,041
now that it's cool
to care about Black people.

2022
01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:13,083
I bet every time we hang out,
you tell one of your friends,

2023
01:35:13,166 --> 01:35:15,666
and I can guarantee you
that what you don't tell them

2024
01:35:15,750 --> 01:35:17,250
is that every time we hang out,

2025
01:35:17,333 --> 01:35:21,875
you are wildly offensive
and incredibly inappropriate.

2026
01:35:23,500 --> 01:35:25,642
- Well, I'm not...
- Oh, and now you're gonna cry.

2027
01:35:25,666 --> 01:35:27,708
You're gonna clutch your pearls
and play the victim

2028
01:35:27,791 --> 01:35:30,083
as if everything I just said,
none of that was valid.

2029
01:35:30,166 --> 01:35:31,875
My feelings are not valid.

2030
01:35:31,958 --> 01:35:33,291
Your feelings are hurt.

2031
01:35:33,375 --> 01:35:35,309
Am I being too aggressive with you?

2032
01:35:35,333 --> 01:35:37,000
Am I giving you "angry"?

2033
01:35:38,083 --> 01:35:41,708
The crazy thing is that I really
genuinely wanted to get to know you,

2034
01:35:41,791 --> 01:35:42,791
woman to woman.

2035
01:35:42,833 --> 01:35:44,250
I thought you would see me.

2036
01:35:44,333 --> 01:35:46,833
- That's what I...
- No, it's not.

2037
01:35:47,375 --> 01:35:49,625
Because you can't just see me for me.

2038
01:35:50,125 --> 01:35:51,765
It doesn't matter how many books you read

2039
01:35:51,791 --> 01:35:54,333
or how many documentaries that you watch,

2040
01:35:54,416 --> 01:35:57,750
because at the end of the day,
I won't just be Amira to you.

2041
01:35:57,833 --> 01:36:01,041
I'll always be Amira,
the Black token daughter-in-law,

2042
01:36:01,125 --> 01:36:02,541
and that's ignorant.

2043
01:36:03,375 --> 01:36:05,125
Amira, are you okay?

2044
01:36:05,208 --> 01:36:06,208
Not really.

2045
01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:09,500
- Miss Shelley, are you okay?
- Mm-hmm.

2046
01:36:10,125 --> 01:36:13,250
All right. Uh, Amira, honey.

2047
01:36:21,833 --> 01:36:23,583
Can I talk to you for a second?

2048
01:36:23,666 --> 01:36:24,666
Yes.

2049
01:36:28,958 --> 01:36:30,375
You wanna go first?

2050
01:36:31,041 --> 01:36:34,958
- I do, but it sounds like you do too.
- I do.

2051
01:36:38,625 --> 01:36:39,625
Ezra...

2052
01:36:44,166 --> 01:36:46,916
I don't know how this is gonna work.

2053
01:36:49,541 --> 01:36:50,541
Okay.

2054
01:36:51,291 --> 01:36:52,375
It's just...

2055
01:36:53,583 --> 01:36:56,208
You know, your family,

2056
01:36:56,291 --> 01:36:59,166
my family, the whole thing,

2057
01:36:59,250 --> 01:37:02,958
I don't know
if it's supposed to be this hard,

2058
01:37:03,041 --> 01:37:05,291
and if I'm being honest, I just...

2059
01:37:06,208 --> 01:37:08,416
Oh, God, I don't have it in me.

2060
01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:12,416
I'm so sorry.

2061
01:37:21,875 --> 01:37:23,500
Uh, I don't disagree.

2062
01:37:26,083 --> 01:37:28,458
The stuff with our families, like...

2063
01:37:30,708 --> 01:37:32,083
my mom, your dad.

2064
01:37:33,833 --> 01:37:36,375
Yeah, I guess I don't see it changing, so...

2065
01:37:40,083 --> 01:37:43,250
I do, uh, I do want you to know that,

2066
01:37:44,375 --> 01:37:48,500
uh, this time with you has been,
like, the happiest time of my life, so...

2067
01:37:55,250 --> 01:37:57,583
I feel the same way.

2068
01:38:07,375 --> 01:38:08,375
Okay.

2069
01:38:31,500 --> 01:38:33,500
<i>I've been thinking
about something you said.</i>

2070
01:38:33,541 --> 01:38:36,291
<i>Nigga, if I had a dollar
for every time I heard that one.</i>

2071
01:38:36,375 --> 01:38:38,708
<i>You're extremely unlikable.
You know that, right?</i>

2072
01:38:39,500 --> 01:38:41,166
- What?
- Whoa-ho!

2073
01:38:42,500 --> 01:38:44,083
- Yee-hee!
- Oh, my!

2074
01:38:44,166 --> 01:38:46,083
Anyways, what did I say

2075
01:38:46,166 --> 01:38:49,250
that's been profoundly
rattling around in your consciousness?

2076
01:38:49,333 --> 01:38:52,125
You said that Black people
and white people could never be cool,

2077
01:38:52,208 --> 01:38:53,708
and I think you're right.

2078
01:38:53,791 --> 01:38:56,416
Yeah, bro, of course I was right.

2079
01:38:56,500 --> 01:38:57,750
I'm always right.

2080
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:02,708
<i>Is that what's bothering you?
That I'm always right?</i>

2081
01:39:02,791 --> 01:39:07,125
<i>No, what's bothering me is,
for a second, I believed you were wrong.</i>

2082
01:39:07,208 --> 01:39:10,333
<i>That there was hope for us.
For the future.</i>

2083
01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:16,750
<i>That when two people from
two different walks of life came together,</i>

2084
01:39:16,833 --> 01:39:19,541
<i>they could get by
on their compassion for one another</i>

2085
01:39:19,625 --> 01:39:21,833
<i>and their curiosity and their love.</i>

2086
01:39:21,916 --> 01:39:24,541
<i>♪ Watch as the distance ♪</i>

2087
01:39:25,666 --> 01:39:28,208
<i>♪ Leads to the fallout ♪</i>

2088
01:39:29,666 --> 01:39:32,791
<i>♪ The sun is setting now ♪</i>

2089
01:39:32,875 --> 01:39:36,000
<i>♪ Somewhere in the back of your mind... ♪</i>

2090
01:39:36,583 --> 01:39:39,458
<i>But at the end of the day,
when it comes to Black and white people,</i>

2091
01:39:39,541 --> 01:39:41,125
<i>I don't think love is enough.</i>

2092
01:39:41,791 --> 01:39:44,125
<i>There's too many other outside factors.</i>

2093
01:39:45,708 --> 01:39:47,958
<i>♪ Where did the day go... ♪</i>

2094
01:39:48,041 --> 01:39:50,375
<i>Whether it be your friends or your family,</i>

2095
01:39:50,458 --> 01:39:53,208
<i>people can't accept
what they don't understand.</i>

2096
01:39:53,916 --> 01:39:57,958
<i>Whether it's right is one thing,
but factually, it's true.</i>

2097
01:39:58,541 --> 01:40:00,583
<i>We really do live in two worlds.</i>

2098
01:40:01,291 --> 01:40:02,750
<i>There's no escaping it.</i>

2099
01:40:05,208 --> 01:40:07,041
<i>♪ I see a field below... ♪</i>

2100
01:40:07,875 --> 01:40:09,041
<i>I was raised by hip-hop shit.</i>

2101
01:40:09,125 --> 01:40:11,791
<i>It's made me who I am, but even with that,</i>

2102
01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:15,708
<i>I still wasn't prepared for the realities
of a world I'm just not from.</i>

2103
01:40:15,791 --> 01:40:17,750
<i>I'll always be an outsider.</i>

2104
01:40:17,833 --> 01:40:20,208
<i>Which is why, as fucked up as this sounds,</i>

2105
01:40:20,291 --> 01:40:22,875
<i>I feel like if you love something,</i>

2106
01:40:22,958 --> 01:40:25,208
<i>as much as you
wanna share it with everybody,</i>

2107
01:40:25,291 --> 01:40:27,208
<i>I think it's best
you keep it for yourself.</i>

2108
01:40:27,291 --> 01:40:30,541
See, I told you. The white Barry White,
he be spitting some shit!

2109
01:40:31,416 --> 01:40:32,666
Him and Joe Rogan.

2110
01:40:33,666 --> 01:40:36,250
I ain't mad at Joe Rogan
for saying "nigga" every other word,

2111
01:40:36,333 --> 01:40:38,791
long as he don't say that shit in my face.

2112
01:40:38,875 --> 01:40:41,101
<i>To make a relationship work,
it's the hardest thing...</i>

2113
01:40:41,125 --> 01:40:43,250
Man, you kind of
dragged bruh a little bit.

2114
01:40:43,833 --> 01:40:45,833
What are you talking about? Ezra?
I ain't drag him.

2115
01:40:45,875 --> 01:40:47,958
You drug him like a fat bitch's left foot.

2116
01:40:48,041 --> 01:40:51,583
No, no, no, no, no,
you can miss me with all that shit.

2117
01:40:51,666 --> 01:40:54,083
I did exactly what any father would do.

2118
01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:56,680
You played him
like a white boy,

2119
01:40:56,708 --> 01:40:59,375
'cause you knew you could
get away with it. Tell the truth!

2120
01:40:59,458 --> 01:41:01,500
Oh, you would've handled it differently?

2121
01:41:01,583 --> 01:41:03,375
I would've got a car out of his ass.

2122
01:41:03,458 --> 01:41:06,083
I'd have probably
started me a line of credit,

2123
01:41:06,166 --> 01:41:08,375
probably got me a washer and dryer,

2124
01:41:08,458 --> 01:41:09,875
probably a bottle of cologne.

2125
01:41:10,583 --> 01:41:12,291
Try to get my back patio done.

2126
01:41:12,375 --> 01:41:14,166
This is the stuff
that he probably wanna do.

2127
01:41:14,250 --> 01:41:15,625
You in your own reality, huh?

2128
01:41:15,708 --> 01:41:17,208
That shit ain't gonna happen.

2129
01:41:17,750 --> 01:41:20,000
It don't matter what I would've did.

2130
01:41:20,083 --> 01:41:22,333
Times have changed.
The world is different, Woody.

2131
01:41:22,916 --> 01:41:25,458
Akbar, bitch. My name is Akbar.

2132
01:41:25,541 --> 01:41:27,833
- It's the same amount of syllables...
- See? See?

2133
01:41:28,666 --> 01:41:30,250
You didn't see what I saw.

2134
01:41:30,791 --> 01:41:34,458
Him and his friends, the degenerates,
was doing so much cocaine in Vegas,

2135
01:41:34,541 --> 01:41:36,583
it looked like
they was doing a reboot of <i>Scarface.</i>

2136
01:41:37,166 --> 01:41:39,708
So that's what it's about? Cocaine?

2137
01:41:39,791 --> 01:41:41,791
Yes, that's one of the main reasons.
Yes, cocaine.

2138
01:41:41,875 --> 01:41:44,166
He was doing not just cocaine.
Lots of cocaine.

2139
01:41:44,250 --> 01:41:47,458
It was copious amounts
of cocaine, everywhere.

2140
01:41:47,541 --> 01:41:50,541
He did so much cocaine,
he shit on hisself!

2141
01:41:50,625 --> 01:41:53,500
- You seen him shit on hisself?
- No, I ain't see him shit on hisself.

2142
01:41:53,583 --> 01:41:56,708
But I heard about the other time
when he was there and he shit on hisself,

2143
01:41:56,791 --> 01:41:58,250
and everybody still talks about it.

2144
01:41:58,333 --> 01:42:00,666
So the whole town knows.

2145
01:42:00,750 --> 01:42:03,416
How we gonna be falling
in the spot with this nigga?

2146
01:42:04,375 --> 01:42:05,375
Wow.

2147
01:42:06,750 --> 01:42:10,375
Look, I'm not saying it's right,
but you did your shit back in the day.

2148
01:42:11,500 --> 01:42:14,583
You remember they came out with
the <i>Cold Blooded</i> Rick James album?

2149
01:42:15,166 --> 01:42:18,083
No, I don't remember
the <i>Cold Blooded</i> Rick James album.

2150
01:42:18,166 --> 01:42:19,375
Okay, but coke do.

2151
01:42:21,083 --> 01:42:22,791
Man, we loved that album.

2152
01:42:22,875 --> 01:42:25,375
That was the only time
I felt related to you.

2153
01:42:26,750 --> 01:42:28,390
And I think you shorted him a little bit.

2154
01:42:28,416 --> 01:42:30,458
Yeah, you... you shorted him.

2155
01:42:31,041 --> 01:42:33,375
And... And you shorted Amira.

2156
01:42:34,208 --> 01:42:35,500
Shorted both of 'em.

2157
01:42:38,208 --> 01:42:42,750
<i>♪ The sun is setting now ♪</i>

2158
01:42:43,458 --> 01:42:46,291
<i>♪ Over the city ♪</i>

2159
01:42:47,416 --> 01:42:50,416
<i>♪ The light is coming down ♪</i>

2160
01:42:51,291 --> 01:42:54,583
<i>♪ You're not with me, oh! ♪</i>

2161
01:42:55,375 --> 01:42:58,333
<i>♪ Where did the day go? ♪</i>

2162
01:42:59,083 --> 01:43:01,416
<i>♪ I never get to see you ♪</i>

2163
01:43:02,916 --> 01:43:05,750
<i>♪ I never get to feel you ♪</i>

2164
01:43:08,416 --> 01:43:10,333
Can you please stop smiling so big?

2165
01:43:10,416 --> 01:43:11,976
- You're freaking out the locals.
- What?

2166
01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:15,708
Well, I'm excited that my son
is gonna buy me some tennis shoes.

2167
01:43:15,791 --> 01:43:18,583
I just don't understand
why all of a sudden

2168
01:43:18,666 --> 01:43:20,166
you need a pair of Dunks so badly.

2169
01:43:20,250 --> 01:43:23,166
Because Diane Kaplan's son
bought her a pair of tennis shoes

2170
01:43:23,250 --> 01:43:25,375
and the bitch won't stop talking about it.

2171
01:43:26,875 --> 01:43:28,083
Oh, shit.

2172
01:43:28,166 --> 01:43:29,166
What?

2173
01:43:30,791 --> 01:43:34,458
Oh, well, that's cool. We can just go in
and get the shoes, doesn't matter.

2174
01:43:34,541 --> 01:43:37,000
I think you gotta let Diane one up you
on this one, Mom.

2175
01:43:37,083 --> 01:43:38,875
- I don't really wanna...
- It's...

2176
01:43:38,958 --> 01:43:39,958
Ezra?

2177
01:43:42,041 --> 01:43:44,333
Oh, uh, Amira, what's up, girl?

2178
01:43:45,250 --> 01:43:46,291
Mm. "What's up, girl"?

2179
01:43:46,375 --> 01:43:49,041
Why are you sounding
like LL Cool J? What's up?

2180
01:43:50,083 --> 01:43:52,875
Sorry, I just wasn't expecting
to run into you here.

2181
01:43:53,375 --> 01:43:55,166
I mean, yeah, same.

2182
01:44:00,291 --> 01:44:01,500
Daddy, what's going on?

2183
01:44:01,583 --> 01:44:03,041
Oh, fuck me.

2184
01:44:03,125 --> 01:44:04,208
Good timing.

2185
01:44:04,291 --> 01:44:07,750
Yeah. Okay, I didn't
bring you here to buy me shoes.

2186
01:44:07,833 --> 01:44:09,559
- Yeah, starting to put that together.
- Yeah.

2187
01:44:09,583 --> 01:44:12,423
Yeah, and, baby girl, I don't know
what I told you to get you down here,

2188
01:44:12,500 --> 01:44:14,166
but whatever it was, it was a lie.

2189
01:44:14,250 --> 01:44:17,041
The truth is
Shelley and I have been talking.

2190
01:44:17,583 --> 01:44:19,875
Yep. Uh, we screwed up, you guys.

2191
01:44:19,958 --> 01:44:20,958
- Badly.
- Yeah.

2192
01:44:21,041 --> 01:44:23,833
And we feel
like we owe y'all some apologies.

2193
01:44:23,916 --> 01:44:24,750
Mm-hmm.

2194
01:44:24,833 --> 01:44:27,500
- Can I go first?
- Yeah, please, go, go.

2195
01:44:27,583 --> 01:44:28,583
Ezra.

2196
01:44:30,208 --> 01:44:31,208
Brother.

2197
01:44:32,291 --> 01:44:33,291
Man, listen.

2198
01:44:33,375 --> 01:44:37,041
I been riding your back
from the moment we first met,

2199
01:44:37,625 --> 01:44:38,750
and I'm sorry.

2200
01:44:39,333 --> 01:44:40,875
'Cause you didn't deserve that.

2201
01:44:41,375 --> 01:44:43,458
It's just I couldn't handle the fact
that you weren't

2202
01:44:43,541 --> 01:44:46,833
what we ever thought Amira
would bring home and, uh, you know...

2203
01:44:47,958 --> 01:44:51,583
And I never ever thought
that I could see my reflection in you, so...

2204
01:44:52,333 --> 01:44:53,333
But I do.

2205
01:44:54,041 --> 01:44:55,375
And you're a good man.

2206
01:44:56,375 --> 01:44:57,708
And a hustler.

2207
01:44:58,291 --> 01:45:00,583
And most importantly,

2208
01:45:00,666 --> 01:45:05,125
we both love Amira very much,
and we'll do anything to make her happy.

2209
01:45:09,666 --> 01:45:11,916
Okay, it's my turn.

2210
01:45:12,000 --> 01:45:13,541
Um, Amira.

2211
01:45:13,625 --> 01:45:19,041
I am so sorry
for everything that I did

2212
01:45:19,666 --> 01:45:22,208
and said that was offensive to you.

2213
01:45:22,291 --> 01:45:25,208
The truth is I... I was just lost.

2214
01:45:25,291 --> 01:45:29,375
You know, my son came home
with this beautiful, amazing woman,

2215
01:45:29,458 --> 01:45:31,791
and I didn't know
anything about her world.

2216
01:45:31,875 --> 01:45:33,166
I mean, I thought I did.

2217
01:45:33,250 --> 01:45:37,208
And I was just so excited to have
a new and different culture in our family,

2218
01:45:37,291 --> 01:45:40,375
and I just hope
that you accept my apology,

2219
01:45:40,458 --> 01:45:43,958
because I do apologize
on behalf of all white people.

2220
01:45:44,041 --> 01:45:47,041
Except for the racist ones,
the actual racist ones.

2221
01:45:47,125 --> 01:45:49,750
And on behalf of all Jewish people.

2222
01:45:50,333 --> 01:45:51,791
Except for Aunt Mitzi because...

2223
01:45:51,875 --> 01:45:53,750
- Yeah, she's racist.
- She's actually racist.

2224
01:45:53,833 --> 01:45:56,250
She's a horrible human being.

2225
01:45:56,916 --> 01:45:59,291
But really mostly on behalf of me,

2226
01:45:59,375 --> 01:46:01,583
Shelley Cohen of Brentwood, California.

2227
01:46:02,208 --> 01:46:04,708
I am so sorry, Amira,

2228
01:46:04,791 --> 01:46:08,125
because I love you and you are not a toy.

2229
01:46:08,750 --> 01:46:12,625
I see you as the real, powerful,

2230
01:46:12,708 --> 01:46:15,750
individual person that you are.

2231
01:46:19,333 --> 01:46:22,500
Thank you so much, Miss Shelley,
that means a lot to me.

2232
01:46:22,583 --> 01:46:23,833
And I fully receive that.

2233
01:46:23,916 --> 01:46:26,666
It felt very genuine and sincere,

2234
01:46:26,750 --> 01:46:28,166
so thank you so much.

2235
01:46:28,750 --> 01:46:29,750
And, Ezzy.

2236
01:46:30,291 --> 01:46:33,833
I'm also sorry
for always getting in the way.

2237
01:46:33,916 --> 01:46:34,916
No, you're not.

2238
01:46:34,958 --> 01:46:37,250
I'm not, honey, but I love you.

2239
01:46:37,333 --> 01:46:39,875
- Yeah. I love you too.
- I love you, baby, very much.

2240
01:46:39,958 --> 01:46:41,083
Okay, so...

2241
01:46:41,875 --> 01:46:44,916
Akbar and I had a little idea.

2242
01:46:45,000 --> 01:46:48,125
Yes, and we think
you're both gonna like it very much.

2243
01:46:48,208 --> 01:46:49,208
A lot.

2244
01:46:52,916 --> 01:46:56,625
So, did you miss me
as much as I missed you?

2245
01:46:59,250 --> 01:47:00,875
I missed you so much.

2246
01:47:02,416 --> 01:47:06,083
I even got a pair of slides the other day
'cause I wanted to feel close to you.

2247
01:47:06,166 --> 01:47:08,833
- Eww!
- They were Umbros. It was all they had.

2248
01:47:08,916 --> 01:47:10,083
- I know.
- No.

2249
01:47:10,166 --> 01:47:12,375
- I got 'em 'cause I was so sad.
- Aww.

2250
01:47:13,791 --> 01:47:16,416
- Missed you.
- I missed you too.

2251
01:47:32,958 --> 01:47:36,833
<i>♪ I just want to stay high... ♪</i>

2252
01:47:38,541 --> 01:47:40,000
<i>♪ With you... ♪</i>

2253
01:47:43,416 --> 01:47:45,625
This is great!

2254
01:47:45,708 --> 01:47:46,875
I love you.

2255
01:47:46,958 --> 01:47:48,916
Aww!

2256
01:47:57,083 --> 01:47:59,875
Blessings to all who are present

2257
01:47:59,958 --> 01:48:03,041
to witness Ezra and Amira
unite their lives in marriage.

2258
01:48:03,125 --> 01:48:04,375
Two hearts as one.

2259
01:48:04,458 --> 01:48:08,666
Ezra and Amira,
you choose each other to build a home,

2260
01:48:08,750 --> 01:48:12,583
not of brick and mortar, but a home
and haven in your hearts together.

2261
01:48:12,666 --> 01:48:15,375
May it be fulfilled each day

2262
01:48:15,458 --> 01:48:18,583
as you are
on this beautiful journey of love.

2263
01:48:22,083 --> 01:48:23,291
Aww!

2264
01:48:24,208 --> 01:48:25,833
Just a little heavy on the tongue.

2265
01:48:25,916 --> 01:48:27,666
Most white people do.

2266
01:48:35,708 --> 01:48:38,083
<i>♪ So I ball so hard
Motherfuckers wanna fine me ♪</i>

2267
01:48:38,166 --> 01:48:39,666
<i>♪ But first, niggas gotta find me ♪</i>

2268
01:48:39,750 --> 01:48:42,601
<i>♪ What's 50 grand to a motherfucker
Like me, can you please remind me? ♪</i>

2269
01:48:42,625 --> 01:48:44,541
<i>♪ Ball so hard, this shit crazy</i>...<i> ♪</i>

2270
01:48:51,000 --> 01:48:52,083
Oh!

2271
01:48:55,875 --> 01:48:58,083
Can you believe this is happening?

2272
01:48:58,166 --> 01:49:00,208
Yep!

2273
01:49:00,291 --> 01:49:01,791
Wow. They look so happy, huh?

2274
01:49:01,875 --> 01:49:04,666
Yeah, they do.

2275
01:49:04,750 --> 01:49:06,666
Mr. and Mrs. Cohen.

2276
01:49:06,750 --> 01:49:08,916
Mr. and Mrs. Mohammad-Cohen.

2277
01:49:09,791 --> 01:49:10,625
Yep.

2278
01:49:10,708 --> 01:49:11,833
Ain't that a bitch!

2279
01:49:13,791 --> 01:49:15,208
<i>♪ Gold bottles, scold models ♪</i>

2280
01:49:15,291 --> 01:49:16,875
<i>♪ Spillin' Ace on my sick J's ♪</i>

2281
01:49:16,958 --> 01:49:18,458
<i>♪ Ball so hard, bitch, behave ♪</i>

2282
01:49:18,541 --> 01:49:20,208
<i>♪ Just might let you meet Ye ♪</i>

2283
01:49:20,291 --> 01:49:23,625
<i>♪ Chi-towns, D. Rose
I'm moving the Nets, BK ♪</i>

2284
01:49:23,708 --> 01:49:26,041
<i>♪ Ball so hard
Motherfuckers wanna fine me... ♪</i>

2285
01:49:30,625 --> 01:49:32,791
<i>♪ Ball so hard
Motherfuckers wanna fine me ♪</i>

2286
01:49:47,333 --> 01:49:50,434
<i>♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2287
01:49:50,458 --> 01:49:52,291
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2288
01:49:52,375 --> 01:49:54,583
<i>♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪</i>

2289
01:49:54,666 --> 01:49:56,500
<i>♪ Scars ♪</i>

2290
01:49:56,583 --> 01:49:58,583
<i>♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2291
01:49:58,666 --> 01:50:00,666
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2292
01:50:00,750 --> 01:50:04,625
<i>♪ Trauma too deep
Can't save me, baby, no ♪</i>

2293
01:50:04,708 --> 01:50:06,708
<i>♪ Fuck an arrest, fuck up a check ♪</i>

2294
01:50:06,791 --> 01:50:08,958
<i>♪ I can't sleep tonight ♪</i>

2295
01:50:09,041 --> 01:50:10,961
<i>♪ She fuck with the best
It's all in her chest ♪</i>

2296
01:50:11,041 --> 01:50:13,166
<i>- ♪ She got the sweetest life ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

2297
01:50:13,250 --> 01:50:15,291
<i>♪ She gonna complain about a ring ♪</i>

2298
01:50:15,375 --> 01:50:17,333
<i>- ♪ Bought her a Range, be quiet ♪
- ♪ Uh! ♪</i>

2299
01:50:17,416 --> 01:50:21,541
<i>♪ I can't explain, I'm just in pain
I'm with the Jays, we slide, mmm! ♪</i>

2300
01:50:21,625 --> 01:50:23,583
<i>♪ They killed my brother
From other mothers ♪</i>

2301
01:50:23,666 --> 01:50:25,791
<i>- ♪ They gonna pay the price ♪
- ♪ Oh! ♪</i>

2302
01:50:25,875 --> 01:50:27,875
<i>♪ I'm trying to change
But I got my ways ♪</i>

2303
01:50:27,958 --> 01:50:29,958
<i>- ♪ So I'm in the street tonight ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

2304
01:50:30,041 --> 01:50:34,083
<i>♪ This ain't a phase, candles and graves
We come with beams and pipes ♪</i>

2305
01:50:34,166 --> 01:50:38,291
<i>♪ I'm above waves, I walk on water
Like I'm with Jesus Christ ♪</i>

2306
01:50:38,375 --> 01:50:40,375
<i>♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2307
01:50:40,458 --> 01:50:42,541
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2308
01:50:42,625 --> 01:50:44,750
<i>♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪</i>

2309
01:50:44,833 --> 01:50:46,666
<i>♪ Scars ♪</i>

2310
01:50:46,750 --> 01:50:48,625
<i>♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2311
01:50:48,708 --> 01:50:50,750
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2312
01:50:50,833 --> 01:50:54,458
<i>♪ Trauma too deep
Can't save me, baby, no ♪</i>

2313
01:50:54,541 --> 01:50:58,666
<i>♪ Chain about a key, shoes about a key ♪</i>

2314
01:50:58,750 --> 01:51:02,250
<i>♪ My hood look up to me
Treat me like Ghetto G.O.D. ♪</i>

2315
01:51:02,916 --> 01:51:04,541
<i>♪ Know it's blasphemy ♪</i>

2316
01:51:04,625 --> 01:51:06,583
<i>♪ But sometimes when I sleep ♪</i>

2317
01:51:07,083 --> 01:51:11,166
<i>♪ Pray to God that
A shooter's soul he keeps, Lord! ♪</i>

2318
01:51:11,250 --> 01:51:15,333
<i>♪ If it's too late for me
It ain't too late for them ♪</i>

2319
01:51:15,416 --> 01:51:18,916
<i>♪ When we step at shows
Kappas Omegas, we kick it in ♪</i>

2320
01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:23,041
<i>♪ I keep a blicky right on the hip
Stick hold like 50 for many men ♪</i>

2321
01:51:23,125 --> 01:51:25,250
<i>♪ Ain't seen a Bible stop bullets yet ♪</i>

2322
01:51:25,333 --> 01:51:28,166
<i>♪ Funerals only church we attend, oh! ♪</i>

2323
01:51:28,250 --> 01:51:30,250
<i>♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2324
01:51:30,333 --> 01:51:32,416
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2325
01:51:32,500 --> 01:51:34,833
<i>♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪</i>

2326
01:51:34,916 --> 01:51:36,541
<i>♪ Scars ♪</i>

2327
01:51:36,625 --> 01:51:38,708
<i>♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2328
01:51:38,791 --> 01:51:40,708
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2329
01:51:40,791 --> 01:51:44,458
<i>♪ Trauma too deep
Can't save me, baby, no ♪</i>

2330
01:51:44,541 --> 01:51:48,625
<i>♪ We ironed up, we don't hide the poles
Touch one of us then we all on go ♪</i>

2331
01:51:48,708 --> 01:51:50,791
<i>♪ You know it stuck if it's on the floor</i> ♪

2332
01:51:50,875 --> 01:51:52,958
<i>♪ We air it out, someone close the door ♪</i>

2333
01:51:53,041 --> 01:51:57,208
<i>♪ We do it up, and we do the most
We from the side, need all the dough ♪</i>

2334
01:51:57,291 --> 01:52:01,708
<i>♪ Higher the stakes is all I know
All I know, all I know ♪</i>

2335
01:52:01,791 --> 01:52:03,791
<i>♪ Trauma too deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2336
01:52:06,041 --> 01:52:09,208
<i>♪ So lay your head beside me ♪</i>

2337
01:52:09,291 --> 01:52:12,416
<i>♪ So lay your head beside me ♪</i>

2338
01:52:28,750 --> 01:52:31,958
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2339
01:52:32,041 --> 01:52:35,083
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2340
01:52:35,166 --> 01:52:39,125
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2341
01:52:41,750 --> 01:52:45,041
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2342
01:52:45,125 --> 01:52:48,458
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2343
01:52:48,541 --> 01:52:51,666
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2344
01:52:51,750 --> 01:52:55,708
<i>♪ Maybe... hey! ♪</i>