1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:13,752 [film clicks] 4 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:20,933 [train rustles] 5 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:44,131 [phone beeps] 6 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,567 - Hi, it's Rick. 7 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:48,396 Uh, saw the movie and I gotta say, 8 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:50,659 I, I am going to sue you. 9 00:00:50,659 --> 00:00:54,793 I, I, I, Paul, you told me you wanted 10 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,143 to make a documentary about my life 11 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:58,145 because I had an interesting story to tell. 12 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:00,408 Well, guess what? I'm shutting it down. 13 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:02,801 I am a lawyer and I'm shutting it down. 14 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:05,065 Please call me back. 15 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,461 You know. 16 00:01:10,461 --> 00:01:11,810 My name is Rick Klingman. 17 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:14,596 I am an attorney and a political consultant. 18 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:18,643 Some people might say, oh, that guy is a con artist 19 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:23,039 or a fraud or a dirty trickster 20 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:25,911 or he can't name all three branches of the government. 21 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,045 And they're wrong. 22 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:32,788 I am simply a truth provider. 23 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:36,008 This morning on behalf of my client, 24 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:39,186 I filed a lawsuit with the Tomkins County Courthouse 25 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:43,103 to stop production of the new play, "Freeing Lincoln." 26 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,889 In this play, producer, Seth Rogen, 27 00:01:46,889 --> 00:01:49,326 alleges that Abraham Lincoln, 28 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:52,286 a great American and one of our greatest presidents 29 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:55,419 was, in fact, a gay man. 30 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:59,641 I have asked Judge Ennington for an immediate injunction 31 00:01:59,641 --> 00:02:02,513 and I am awaiting her ruling. 32 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,602 Every once in a while, someone will hire me 33 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:06,648 to get their truth out there 34 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:09,651 and when I hear what they're about, 35 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:14,438 I think I don't know, maybe that's not good. 36 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:18,703 But the more I think about it 37 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:22,664 and talk about it, I start to believe it. 38 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,274 I start to believe their truth 39 00:02:24,274 --> 00:02:26,798 and then it becomes the truth. 40 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,411 I see Jessica from "The Daily Beast," hello, how are you? 41 00:02:30,411 --> 00:02:32,761 - Hi, Rick, doing well. 42 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:34,850 Who are these people behind you? 43 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,112 Are they with you? 44 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:37,679 - Yes, yes. 45 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:42,379 I mean, this gentleman's sign says Lincoln was straight. 46 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,120 That's what we're alleging. 47 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,730 - What about her? 48 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:49,256 - Yeah, no, I asked her not to stand here with us, 49 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,997 but she won't leave. 50 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:53,216 She said no way. 51 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:54,739 But that's her right. 52 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:56,350 This is American, First Amendment. 53 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:59,091 The man was shot in the head, okay. 54 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,919 He's not here to defend himself. 55 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,138 I'm sorry, I don't think it's right 56 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:04,706 that a Canadian based in Hollywood gets 57 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:08,927 to tear down another American idol. 58 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,755 - Fuck Rick Klingman. 59 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:12,583 This guys a fuckin' piece of shit. 60 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:15,282 I check Twitter every day hoping he's gonna die 61 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:17,153 and when he does finally die, 62 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:19,416 I'm going to find out where they buried him, 63 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:22,027 I'm gonna take a week and I'm gonna eat nothing 64 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:24,116 but Taco Bell burritos and P.F. Chang's. 65 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:25,944 And then I'm gonna go to his grave 66 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:28,338 and I'm gonna spray the worst diarrhea 67 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:31,515 anyone's ever had all over his headstone. 68 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:34,605 [playful dramatic music] 69 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:41,177 - I see you. 70 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:42,961 Bossman. 71 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:44,528 Bossman. 72 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,313 It's good to see you. 73 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,184 I am an airport expert 74 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:51,796 and my best piece of advice, take the shuttle. 75 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,537 Here he is right now, look. 76 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:55,191 Here comes our guy. 77 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:56,584 I've been waiting less than 10 minutes, here he is. 78 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,586 How are you, brother? 79 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:03,939 That's the wrong one. 80 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:06,246 I thought New York was a huge success. 81 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,074 The judge threw out the lawsuit, which we expected, 82 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:13,253 but I proved my point and my clients are happy 83 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,558 and I think I'm gonna get a lot 84 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,473 of buzz out of this one, so. 85 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:19,171 Check the Twitter machine. 86 00:04:19,171 --> 00:04:20,869 Let's see what folks are saying. 87 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:24,220 Rick Klingman is a pathetic worm 88 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:27,092 who should crawl back into whatever sewer he came from. 89 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:29,007 What's up with Rick Klingman's weird body? 90 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:31,227 Why does on suit fit him? 91 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,968 I got to give Rick Klingman credit. 92 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:35,623 He actually has done some impressive things 93 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:39,583 in his life considering the fact 94 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,803 that his brain is made of monkey cum. 95 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:45,328 I think the nature of what I do lends itself 96 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:47,809 to haters and trolls. 97 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:50,594 There's this one guy named Sledge Whopper, 98 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:53,902 not his real name, and he goes after me all the time, 99 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:56,600 man, and he, he is telling people 100 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,474 I pranked this idiot and I owned him. 101 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:01,866 No one owns Rick Klingman, 102 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,740 except City Second National Bank, 103 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:08,873 which owns most of my condominium. 104 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:11,398 Home sweet home. 105 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:15,140 I love coming home after a long flight. 106 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:17,012 I like to relax, get a little- - Hello. 107 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:19,841 - Oh, my God. 108 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:20,929 - What are you, why. 109 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:26,151 Excuse me, guys, one second. 110 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:31,548 What the hell was that? 111 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:33,115 - [Marco] I told you, I don't want cameras in the house. 112 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:34,334 - [Rick] Here's the deal. 113 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,596 A, you live in my condo. 114 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:38,294 B, I am your boss. 115 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:40,862 So, as your boss, I am ordering you to be cool. 116 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:42,429 Can you be cool? 117 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:47,042 Welcome to Casa Del Klingman and Marco, 118 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,044 who not only is my executive assistant, 119 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:51,089 he's also my roommate. - Mm-hmm, hello. 120 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,396 - Been working together 121 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,572 for about three years now. - Four years. 122 00:05:55,572 --> 00:05:58,401 - He makes the greatest dish. 123 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:01,622 It's the uh, the chicken and the rice one. 124 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:03,406 - Yeah, arroz con pollo. 125 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:04,059 It's very good. 126 00:06:05,277 --> 00:06:06,540 - Is that what it's called? 127 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,672 The one, it's got like the yellowish sauce? 128 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:10,718 - Yellow sauce on top of rice and chicken? 129 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,415 It's arroz on pollo. 130 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,678 - Let me know if I have any phone calls I need to roll. 131 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:16,593 - Absolutely, I will let you know anything 132 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:19,596 that I have to tell you. 133 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:20,945 - So, this is it. 134 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:23,687 This is the humble abode. 135 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:26,081 I love Asia and I did some work 136 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:28,779 with some gentlemen from Hong Kong, 137 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:31,086 who had a startup. 138 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:32,914 They were trying to, uh, 139 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:37,701 get canned dolphin exported 140 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:39,442 and people were furious, 141 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:44,229 but the reality is, is dolphins are incredibly healthy 142 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:46,580 to eat and there really are a lot of them. 143 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:47,842 Welcome to central command. 144 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:50,453 I miss my guys. 145 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,324 Miss my platoon. 146 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:54,065 - [Director] Oh, I didn't realize you served. 147 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:56,938 - Well, I wanted to. 148 00:06:56,938 --> 00:07:01,029 I wanted to serve, but, unfortunately, 149 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:05,729 my left leg is about a quarter of a millimeter shorter 150 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,253 than my right leg. 151 00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:10,517 This is my friend Neil's 40th birthday, paintball. 152 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:12,388 This is, this is kind of the central hub 153 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,434 of my office right here. 154 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,959 I was an onboard advisor for Enchanted Cruise Lines, 155 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:19,961 I don't know if you guys know them. Oh, my God. 156 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,528 They called me the Fet Boy, 157 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,617 'cause I was always the first in line at the buffet. 158 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:25,227 Look at that crab. 159 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:26,968 Look how big that frickin' crab is. 160 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:29,971 I worked for Enchanted for six years 161 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:33,540 until I got real sick. 162 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:37,282 I ate some buffet queso, we think. 163 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:39,284 It could've been a lot of things. 164 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:41,939 But, uh, whatever it was, it was tapeworm 165 00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:43,288 and it gave me the tapeworm 166 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:46,161 and so I lost ton of weight. 167 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:47,467 All my chest hair fell out. 168 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:49,599 I was real sick. 169 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:51,993 I ended up suing the cruise line 170 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:54,299 and I settled out of court, which was great. 171 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:57,781 And I, unfortunately, ended up gaining 172 00:07:57,781 --> 00:08:00,131 a lot of weight back right there. 173 00:08:00,131 --> 00:08:03,787 That's me at about 309, 310 right there, real unhealthy, 174 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:06,790 so I decided I was going to sign up 175 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:09,053 with a oh, let's just call it 176 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:12,100 a certain famous weight loss company. 177 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,624 That worked so well that I ended up 178 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:17,322 with kidney failure. 179 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:20,108 Lost too much weight too fast. 180 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:24,895 So, I sued that weight loss company and I won 181 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:29,030 and that is kind of what really put me on the map. 182 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:33,817 And I learned that I was put on this earth 183 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:36,211 to make a difference 184 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:40,911 and I can make money making that difference. 185 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,567 So, I, uh, yeah, I started 186 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:47,831 my own consulting firm, Maximum Truth. 187 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,706 That's for you, take it. 188 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,014 I got like two left. 189 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:58,320 - [Director] Who hires you? 190 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,844 - All kinds of people. 191 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:05,370 I mean, titans of industry, CEOs. 192 00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:07,938 Do you remember Tonya Harding? 193 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:10,854 Her brother. 194 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:13,248 So, I got a phone call 195 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:16,164 from my friend, Mary Jo Nackerson, 196 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:17,905 who is a big activist 197 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:19,776 with some pretty deep pockets 198 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:20,908 and she wants to talk, 199 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:23,345 so we're going to Beverly Hills. 200 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:25,869 Don't even have to lock it. 201 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,479 Not in this neighborhood. 202 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:35,792 - There he is, Mr. Handsome. 203 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:36,619 - Where? Where? 204 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:37,925 [Mary Jo laughs] 205 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:39,013 - Ah, oh. - You okay? 206 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,492 - Oh, the pain. - What happened? 207 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:43,104 - Oh, honey, I just got new choppers 208 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:44,888 and they're still finding their grit, see. 209 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,107 Look good, though, huh? 210 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:47,195 - Oh, look at that. - Look, look. 211 00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:48,413 - Look at those, they're beautiful. 212 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:49,153 - Yeah, I paid a lot of money for them 213 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:49,893 I'll tell you that much. 214 00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:50,720 - I got these on sale. 215 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,678 [Mary Jo laughs] 216 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:54,594 - Oh, come on in, come on in. 217 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,030 I'm fine, I'm fine, really. 218 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:58,598 My husband, Wilbur and I spent 219 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,078 a lot of time working on this house, tiny details. 220 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:04,081 Oh, and there he is now. 221 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:06,693 Wilbur, my sweet Wilbur. - Yes. 222 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,564 - Just a wonderful man. 223 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:11,741 Wilbur was a big shell guy, natural gas, so. 224 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,918 - [Director] You mean fracking? 225 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:18,356 - Uh, I wouldn't call it fracking. 226 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:23,144 - No, it's fracking and Wilbur practically invented it. 227 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,364 - It's fracking. Wilbur invented it and I love it. 228 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:29,803 - Let me ask, Rick, what do you really want? 229 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,674 - I would love to expand my operation 230 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,415 and maybe open up a little office, you know, 231 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:37,114 Washington, DC, be bi-coastal. 232 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,899 - Rick, I had a job for you 233 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:41,379 and if you do it right, 234 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,381 all of that is possible. 235 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,427 - I'm listening. 236 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:46,341 - Mm-hmm. 237 00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:49,953 Antonio Kelly-Zhang. 238 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,260 You know him? 239 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,740 - Yeah, I think I do. 240 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:54,958 Was he on "Below Deck?" 241 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,830 - He is running for Congress 242 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,309 right here in Los Angeles. 243 00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:01,661 - Oh, yes, no, no, I do know this guy. 244 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,273 He's very young and very photogenic, hello. 245 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:07,188 - He is a disaster for people like us 246 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:11,627 and I have evidence that he may be a demon. 247 00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:14,195 - Well, I think that is definitely worth investigating. 248 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,239 It might be hard to prove. 249 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,980 If it's true, that's a big deal 250 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,721 and he's kind of in trouble, 251 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:21,506 but I think, yeah, you can maybe, uh, 252 00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:26,207 I think we can do a little digging on this guy. 253 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,599 - Well, that's what I want you to do. 254 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:31,473 If you can find something to knock him out, 255 00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,214 this is just the beginning. 256 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,608 - Mary Jo. - Yes. 257 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,090 - I'm in. 258 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:43,267 - Oh, fantastic, that's fantastic. 259 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,921 - [Rick] My pleasure. 260 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:48,229 - Ah, oh, God, oh. - That's a big one. 261 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:49,273 - Will you go up to my room 262 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:52,146 and just get those pain pills. 263 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,625 They're on the nightstand table. 264 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,801 - Pain pills on the nightstand table. 265 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,237 - Pills on the nightstand table, oh. 266 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,152 - Got it, I'll be right back. 267 00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:01,764 Mary Jo, just hang tight. 268 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,940 So, when Mary Jo reached out yesterday, 269 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,637 I thought three words. 270 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,248 I need Simon. 271 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,859 How would I describe Simon Tarnum? 272 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:10,947 One word. 273 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,776 LeBron James. 274 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,996 He led the boycott of the Apple store 275 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:18,302 for not selling his app. 276 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:21,436 He led the boycott of Chipotle 277 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,830 when they started serving soy riso. 278 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:27,485 This is a young man who is just an up and comer 279 00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,967 and did I mention he's easy on the eyes? 280 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,840 I mean, if I was a woman, 281 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,364 he would be my boyfriend. 282 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,148 He said to meet him in the backyard, 283 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:41,064 so, I think I can guess what he's doing. 284 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,066 I was right. - Yo, man. 285 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,285 - There he is. - There he is. 286 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,677 - Come on. - Oh. 287 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:46,548 - Look at that. 288 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,506 - Got the camera crew, huh? 289 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:49,856 [both grunt] - I'm gonna try that. 290 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,553 - [Together] Hah! 291 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:52,815 Hah! 292 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,121 Hah! 293 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,078 - You don't have to do the grunts. 294 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,123 I just got 20 more seconds. 295 00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,300 - Whoo! - Get this. 296 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,084 - Yeah, burn it out. 297 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,217 - Get there, Simon. - That's good. 298 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,132 - It works a lot of different muscle groups. 299 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:08,526 [Simon grunts] 300 00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:11,399 - Come on, you fuckin' pussy. - Yeah. 301 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:14,576 - I had a very fun lunch yesterday 302 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,970 with Mary Jo Nackerson 303 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:19,102 and she has a job for me 304 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:22,105 and I thought maybe it could be a job for us. 305 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,326 - I'm listening. - Okay. 306 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,981 - She wants us to do a little dig 307 00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:31,245 on one Antonio Kelly-Zhang. - Creepy. 308 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,289 - Yeah, you know this guy? 309 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,856 - Hate his face. - Yeah. 310 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,249 - Hate his face. 311 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,512 - Do you know who he is? - Yeah. 312 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,339 - Yeah. 313 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,384 Who is he again? 314 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,646 - He's running for Congress. - Okay. 315 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,213 - In LA. - That's what it is. 316 00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,127 - That's why I know him. - On the east side. 317 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,650 - Oh, you know what it is? 318 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,348 I saw him on Natalie Portman's Instagram one time 319 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,437 before she blocked me, the coward. 320 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,874 - All we gotta do is just kind of do 321 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,137 a little background check on this guy. 322 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,531 You know, find out where's he been, 323 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:57,662 what's his story. 324 00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,535 Is he hiding anything. - I see. 325 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:01,797 - You know? - I see. 326 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,016 - You wanna get down and dirty with it. 327 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,452 - Yeah, I mean, that's the business. 328 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,019 This is all totally legal. - Yep. 329 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:09,892 - You know, but it comes down to me needing you, Simon. 330 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,242 I mean, this guy, he's young, he's viral. 331 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,114 You're young, you're viral. 332 00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:16,159 I need your expertise 333 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,683 and we've been looking to do a collab for a while 334 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:22,383 and this kind of seems like it's the perfect thing. 335 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:26,082 So, I'm here to ask you, what do you think? 336 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,389 - What do I think? 337 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,434 Oh, God, it's gonna be tough. 338 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:31,609 Might need to sleep on it, you know. 339 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,263 - [Rick] No, that's fine. 340 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,135 - I might need a couple days. 341 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,310 You know? - No, I get it. 342 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,789 - I get it and it was, you know, 343 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,226 we're all working on things, 344 00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,575 but I thought, this could be just kind of- 345 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,794 - I'm kidding. I'm in. 346 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:43,578 Do a little zoom. 347 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,928 [Rick laughs] 348 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,103 Daddy's in. 349 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,148 Come on. - Come on, now. 350 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,845 - Come on, now. 351 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,326 [Simon coughs] 352 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:58,245 - I, I thought you were going, I'm sorry, 353 00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,463 I thought you were going for a fist bump 354 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:02,118 and I went way too long. 355 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,077 - Listen, I gotta, I gotta ship out 356 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,165 some supplements, but- - Oh. 357 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,340 - Instead of taking off, 358 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,254 why don't you come and check out 359 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,472 what I got working over here. 360 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,169 - You wanna see this little mogul right here? 361 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,083 - In the garage. 362 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,258 I just got Wahlberg to cut in. 363 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,172 - You got Mark Wahlberg? 364 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,348 - Donnie. Donnie. 365 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,653 - Shut up. - "Bluebloods." 366 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,003 - I met him and Jenny McCarthy one time 367 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,308 and I took a picture with them. 368 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,658 - Whoa, welcome to the factory. 369 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,922 We got, oh, what have we got here? 370 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,053 - Whoo! 371 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,228 - Oh, is that, is that the, uh, 372 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,403 highest quality weightlifting supplement 373 00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:27,404 on the market right now? 374 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,101 I think it is. - Look at that. 375 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,189 - Check that out. 376 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,973 Shredded and you can get 377 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:34,368 this beautiful product at shredded.net. 378 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:36,979 You just pop that right there 379 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,633 when I did that with the finger. 380 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:39,939 - [Director] We're not doing that. 381 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,505 - You could pop a link right there. 382 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:42,942 - It's all right, it's all right, doesn't matter. 383 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,900 - And I love that you guys only used one D. 384 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,554 It's kind of like skewing a little bit, you know. 385 00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:47,859 This ain't, this ain't 386 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,296 your daddy's chocolate protein powder. 387 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,733 - Missed two Ds, one two. 388 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:52,864 - Oh, no, no, I meant like, you know, 389 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,692 two Ds next to each other. 390 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:55,955 - That would be shre-ded. 391 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,696 I'm not gonna do that. 392 00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:01,743 - No, no, no, look, normally it would be two, that's good, 393 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:02,874 it's good. - Shredded. 394 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,398 It's gotta be shredded, get shredded. 395 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,445 - You have an opponent, you find their weakness. 396 00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:10,012 - Yeah. 397 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:14,016 - You investigate, you expose, you exploit, IEE. 398 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,713 What about policies? 399 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:16,976 Because this guy is pretty radical. 400 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,064 - You know, I think we should just 401 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,630 avoid policy altogether, you know. 402 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:23,069 It's not what the young people are into, it's boring. 403 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,549 - Yeah, we think it's boring, that's true. 404 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,116 - Doesn't make any sense. - That's true, I get it. 405 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,162 - You know what, we'll pull that off the board, policy. 406 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,338 - Yeah, yeah, make space, former jobs. 407 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,469 What'd he do before this? 408 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:33,731 - Former jobs. 409 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,125 Command center activate. 410 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,823 - Oh, I'm feeling some momentum now, baby, oh, yeah. 411 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,305 - Okay, well, he worked at a community outreach program 412 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,219 for homeless folks. 413 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,481 - Mm, community outreach? 414 00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,092 What does that even mean? 415 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,658 That's gotta be a front for something, dive into that. 416 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,530 What'd he do before? - I'm gonna mark that one. 417 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,358 Before that he- - Give it to me. 418 00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,925 - Oh, he worked at a Lavashe, it's a restaurant. 419 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,797 I, I, I've been there. - Beautiful. 420 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,842 - Put it on, put it on an index card. 421 00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,105 - What card? What color? 422 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:02,543 - Mm, green, get it green, yeah. 423 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,806 - Lavashe. - But it looks like, uh, 424 00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:07,417 looks like we might have a first stop, huh? 425 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,244 - Yeah. 426 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,551 On the board baby. 427 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,769 - Put it on the board! 428 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:13,554 - Hello. 429 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:15,730 Welcome to Lavashe. 430 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,949 We're actually not open for dinner yet. 431 00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,125 - Uh, what is your name? 432 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,039 - Shannon. 433 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,257 - Shannon, up, there we go. 434 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,650 Rick Klingman, this is Simon Tarnum. 435 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,955 - Hola, Shannon. 436 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,479 - Shannon, we're making a documentary 437 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:28,612 about, uh, Antonio Kelly-Zhang 438 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,093 and we were wondering if maybe you worked 439 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,399 with him and you could give us 440 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,662 a little information about him? 441 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,272 - I didn't, unfortunately. 442 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:39,014 - Uh, well, hold on, is there anyone working now 443 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,669 who worked with Antonio when he was here perhaps? 444 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,410 - Yeah, Gabriel's our manager. 445 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,586 - He worked with him, yeah. - Gabriel? 446 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,848 - Let's, is he here right now? 447 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,763 - Mm-hmm, let me go see if he's available. 448 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,199 - Oh, Shannon, thank you so much. 449 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,157 - You're welcome. - Thank you. 450 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,072 - What am I looking at here? 451 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,292 $42 for a steak. 452 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,731 I could buy a steak, I could buy three bottles of wine, 453 00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,385 potatoes, make it at home for that price, this is insane. 454 00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,517 - Bienvenue a Lavashe. 455 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,171 I'm Gabriel, the manager. 456 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,607 - We're actually making a little documentary 457 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:09,175 and we wanted to know, you know, 458 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:12,439 just basically what kind of employee Antonio was, 459 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,267 just kind of see what he was all about. 460 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:17,139 - You're looking for dirt on Antonio? 461 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,401 - [Simon] Si. 462 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,228 - [Rick] Is there any? 463 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:23,537 - Well, I worked here with Antonio 464 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,627 for a couple of years and I can tell you this. 465 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,848 He was employee de la semaine four semaines in a row, 466 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,285 that's a month. - What does that mean? 467 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,634 - He was a perfect employee. 468 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,418 Everyone loved him and we all support 469 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,332 what he's doing now. 470 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,204 - Perhaps there were some folks 471 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,162 who worked here while he was here 472 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,424 who might not think he was- 473 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:42,599 - How about I give you 10 seconds 474 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:43,513 to turn off your cameras 475 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,601 and get out of my restaurant. 476 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:45,602 - Gabe. 477 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:46,386 - It's Gabriel. - Gabriel. 478 00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:47,909 - [Simon] Gabey, Gabey. 479 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,215 - Now, why don't you get out of here 480 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,825 or I will drag you out of here by your balls. 481 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,435 - Ah, fuckin' threat, that's a threat. 482 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,002 Say that one more time. 483 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:54,916 - It absolutely is, now get the fuck out. 484 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,483 Take your grandfather with you. 485 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,137 - Wow. - Grandfather. 486 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:58,833 - Keep going, keep going, this is all good stuff. 487 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,095 - Grandfather? 488 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,966 - Isn't he late for Little League practice? 489 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,838 - He hasn't played Little League in five years 490 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:07,494 and I'm only 12 years older tops. 491 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:08,756 You know what? It's fine. 492 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,105 I want you to know something, my friend. 493 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,367 I am an attorney and I can still practice law 494 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:14,196 in Nevada, in New Mexico, in Arizona 495 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,458 and parts of Florida. 496 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,416 You blew it. - Successful. 497 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,026 - You blew it. 498 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,114 - We gotta listen to the back of that recording, 499 00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:20,376 'cause we could have something. 500 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:21,334 - See, I don't think there is anything. 501 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,552 - None of it? - Excuse me. 502 00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:23,901 - Because he didn't say anything. 503 00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:24,511 - He said it absolutely is. - Excuse me. 504 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:25,338 - Excuse me, hi. 505 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,862 You dropped this. 506 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,516 - I don't think I did. 507 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,648 - No, I saw you drop it a couple of times. 508 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:32,910 - No, I'm sorry. - You did. 509 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:33,868 - You're thinking of someone else. 510 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:34,782 - You're very careless, now. 511 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,697 - Didn't bring any napkins, so. 512 00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,002 - What are- - Don't be so careless. 513 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:41,354 [suspenseful music] 514 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,269 - What is that? 515 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,270 - Get in the car. - Yeah. 516 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,096 - Get in the car. 517 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,315 - What's going on? 518 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,578 - Get in the car, get in the car. 519 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,015 [door closes] 520 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,627 [suspenseful music] 521 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,325 - I did not drop this. - Right. 522 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,631 - He wanted me to have it, call me. 523 00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,720 - Yeah, he wants to go on a date with you. 524 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,244 - No, no, he, he wants, he knows something. 525 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,202 He knows something. - About Antonio? 526 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,768 - Yes. - Jesus fuckin' Christ. 527 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,815 - Come on. - Whoo! This is huge. 528 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,120 - Okay, this is actually- - I mean. 529 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,252 - Almond. 530 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,819 - Hello, hello, hi. 531 00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:12,820 No, no, I'm sorry, this isn't a, 532 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,256 this isn't a ride share. - Sorry. 533 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:14,909 - Sorry. 534 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,782 Get a big black car, everyone thinks it's an Uber. 535 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:21,785 I have this very strange ability 536 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,570 where people who have a secret, 537 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,834 they can smell me or something. 538 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,184 They, they, they, they smell me coming 539 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,317 and they're like this is a guy I can trust. 540 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,796 - [Director] If they smell you, 541 00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:35,756 it seems like they have the ability. 542 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:38,454 - But, no, but it's, I give off the smell. 543 00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:41,718 It's like, who has more talent, 544 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:42,980 a person or a skunk? 545 00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:44,982 A skunk. 546 00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,984 He's the one making the smell. 547 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:49,552 Otherwise he's just a, what is he? A cat. 548 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:53,556 Uh, can I get you something to drink, 549 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,036 some OJ or coffee, maybe? 550 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:56,777 - Uh, I'll have a Jack and Coke. 551 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,562 - Sure. Have a seat. 552 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,085 Simon Tarnum, my associate. 553 00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:02,826 This is Fred Zurtz. - Hi. 554 00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,175 - Yeah. - How are you? 555 00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:05,438 - It's good to see you. All right. 556 00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,178 - Have a seat there, Fred. 557 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,049 Let me get this. 558 00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:10,312 That's for you. 559 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,182 - Oh [chuckles]. 560 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,491 - [Rick] I got mixers handy. 561 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:19,016 - Not too much Coke. - Okay, gotcha. 562 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,280 - This cinnamon bread's really good. 563 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,672 Is it European? 564 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,763 - That is actually from Vaughn's right down the street, 565 00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:28,287 but it, it's really good. 566 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,637 They make a great roll. 567 00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,726 Now, we didn't get into it too much over 568 00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:34,902 the phone, but you said that you used 569 00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:37,818 to work with Antonio Kelly-Zhang? 570 00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,080 - Yeah, for like three months. 571 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,343 - So, what, what was your experience working 572 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:44,085 with Antonio from your perspective? 573 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,391 - He was just always making fun of me. 574 00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:46,957 - That's your ass, man. 575 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:49,699 - Let me ask you a question, and I apologize. 576 00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:53,442 Was the harassment ever sexual in nature? 577 00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:56,358 - Yeah, it was. 578 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,229 - Jesus Christ. 579 00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:00,057 - This is a safe space. 580 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:03,104 I need you to be as specific as you can 581 00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,628 about the nature of the sexual harassment. 582 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:09,458 - Man, at first it was just talk, 583 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:14,028 like, "Hey, Fred, you ever think about doing your sister? 584 00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:17,248 Admit it Fred, you wanna do your sister. 585 00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:19,381 You wanna do her and you want me to watch. 586 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,862 That's what you like, don't you?" 587 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,299 - And he was talking about your sister? 588 00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:26,519 - I mean, he was obsessed with it 589 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:28,347 and I hated it because I do not want 590 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:32,220 to have sex with my sister, not at all. 591 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,962 - Did Antonio ever cross the line with you physically? 592 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:40,924 - Well, when I was marrying the ketchups 593 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:43,884 and Antonio walked out, up to me 594 00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:46,669 and he grabbed my dick and snapped it back. 595 00:22:48,845 --> 00:22:49,672 - What? 596 00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:52,501 - Um. 597 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:54,677 - How, uh, describe the- 598 00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:56,113 - Yeah, describe- - How that went. 599 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,986 - Well, he grabbed my dick 600 00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:00,727 and I said, "What the fuck?" 601 00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:03,556 And then he snapped it back. 602 00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:05,688 - Just so I can have like a picture, 603 00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:07,821 were you like nude at work? 604 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:09,388 - No, it was under the pants. 605 00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:13,957 - Were you wearing like sweat pants? 606 00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:15,306 Like the elastic- - What? 607 00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:16,003 - I'm trying to think how does he- 608 00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:17,221 - It doesn't matter. 609 00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:18,701 This is a harassment. - It is, it is. 610 00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:20,442 - This is total harassment. - Oh, no, no, no. 611 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:21,617 - Don't eat off the floor. - Don't worry about that. 612 00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:22,705 - [Rick] Don't eat off the floor, oh. 613 00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:24,577 Okay, okay, it's fine, it's fine. 614 00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:27,971 - You were harassed, okay. 615 00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:30,278 I want you to know that. - Okay. 616 00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:31,410 - That's unacceptable what happened to you. 617 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,323 You get that, right? 618 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,676 - This is, these are kind of tearing through me now. 619 00:23:36,676 --> 00:23:38,417 I, can I use your john? 620 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,853 - Yeah, of course, yeah, no, no, 621 00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,507 it's right over there on the, uh, 622 00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,117 right in that door. 623 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,208 Yeah, yeah, sure, it's right over there. 624 00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:49,819 Got soap and stuff, whatever you need. 625 00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:51,386 Take your time. - Okay. 626 00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:54,258 - Smoking gun. 627 00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:56,826 - When he leaves, we make calls. 628 00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:57,653 - Absolutely. - All right. 629 00:23:57,653 --> 00:23:59,263 - Are you familiar with 630 00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:02,353 the congressional candidate, Antonio Kelly-Zhang? 631 00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:04,268 - Are you a journalist or are you not a journalist? 632 00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:05,052 Well, I'm telling you, bro, 633 00:24:05,052 --> 00:24:06,009 this is the real deal. 634 00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:07,358 The real hizzy, baby. 635 00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:11,537 - This press conference will be, I think, viral. 636 00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:13,190 - Of course we have evidence. 637 00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,192 Why wouldn't we, why would we call a press conference 638 00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:16,498 and not have evidence. 639 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,152 I thought George was the last name? 640 00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:19,980 Then I don't know who I'm calling. 641 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,942 - Yes, yes, I want to get, I want to see 642 00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:27,553 if you want. 643 00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:30,991 - What happened, you reached for the water? 644 00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:32,471 Yeah, no, sorry, that was my dog. 645 00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:35,648 - You have a journalistic obligation- 646 00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:37,258 - I'll jump through this fuckin' phone 647 00:24:37,258 --> 00:24:39,565 and I'll knock you the fuck out right now, pal. 648 00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:42,219 - The press needs me and I need them, 649 00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:46,136 so it's a Cibian relationship. 650 00:24:46,136 --> 00:24:47,573 Talk to me, buddy, what do we got? 651 00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:50,184 - All right, just got off with "DC Insider" man. 652 00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:51,533 - Okay, he's good. - Not just that, though. 653 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,013 - Yeah. 654 00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:55,537 - Elliott Pegsley. - Oh, yeah. 655 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:58,105 - Marie Hootzahausen is the correct pronunciation. 656 00:24:58,105 --> 00:24:59,454 - I don't know her. - Yeah. 657 00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:01,978 - I got us Jessica Hall from "The Daily Beast." 658 00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,893 - Ooh, no, ew, fake news bitch. 659 00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:07,723 - Well, that bitch can be a man or a woman. 660 00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:11,205 Men call me bitch, men call women bitches, doesn't matter. 661 00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:13,947 But she does have reach. 662 00:25:13,947 --> 00:25:15,252 She has a lot of reach. - Yeah, all right. 663 00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:16,079 - I'm trying to broad the operation a little. 664 00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:16,863 - Yep. 665 00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:18,212 - So. - Cool. 666 00:25:18,212 --> 00:25:19,082 - It's out there, we are looking good. 667 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:20,780 Oh, here he is, hey, Marco. 668 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:22,608 You remember Simon. 669 00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:23,522 - What up Marco. 670 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,741 - [Rick] What's in the bags? 671 00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,613 - Groceries for me. 672 00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:31,834 [Rick sighs] 673 00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:33,227 - Take your time, take your time. 674 00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:37,361 - What's going on with Marco? 675 00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:39,059 - He's fine, don't worry about him. 676 00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:41,104 What we need to worry about is something else 677 00:25:41,104 --> 00:25:43,585 because we have a problem. - Why? 678 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,501 - Where the heck we're gonna celebrate tonight, baby, 679 00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:48,808 'cause I'm thinking BJ's Brewhouse. 680 00:25:48,808 --> 00:25:49,852 - I love BJ's. 681 00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:50,679 Why are we celebrating? 682 00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:51,985 What are we doing? 683 00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:53,203 - 'Cause we booked a press conference. 684 00:25:53,203 --> 00:25:54,640 This is happening. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 685 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,206 - It's in the water, come on, man, we're doing it. 686 00:25:56,206 --> 00:26:00,167 Hey, hey, hey, hey, can you make a little more noise? 687 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:01,951 - Are you asking me to make some more noise? 688 00:26:01,951 --> 00:26:02,952 - I know, that- 689 00:26:02,952 --> 00:26:04,171 - Am I being irritating? 690 00:26:04,171 --> 00:26:05,433 - I was being facetious because you were, 691 00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:08,392 it was like a construction site over there. 692 00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:12,614 So, uh, BJ's was a disaster I think was the right word. 693 00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:16,096 They told me it would be a two-hour wait, 694 00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:19,099 which is insane because I'm there, oh, 695 00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:21,580 200 times a year. 696 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,104 I've spent every birthday there for six years. 697 00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:25,061 But there was a new hostess 698 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:26,672 and she was feeling herself 699 00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:30,763 and she said, "Sir, it's not gonna happen tonight," 700 00:26:30,763 --> 00:26:34,288 and I said, "Wait till I call Carl, who is your manager." 701 00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,596 Agh, doesn't matter, doesn't matter. 702 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:40,424 We're home, we brought the party home style. 703 00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:44,515 I think that's the caviar. 704 00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:48,345 Hope you guys are hungry. 705 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,306 - There we go. 706 00:26:52,306 --> 00:26:55,788 ♪ How about pizza pies, Italian music ♪ 707 00:26:55,788 --> 00:26:57,137 What do we got? 708 00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:59,139 Mischa, can I get you some Ranch or something? 709 00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:01,750 - It's Misa and, yeah, duh. 710 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,056 - Yeah, Misa. 711 00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:04,623 That's a beautiful name, is that, uh, perhaps, 712 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:05,841 you're from Europe, maybe? 713 00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:08,975 - It's from Tampa Bay is where I'm from. 714 00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:11,847 - Top three cities in America, Tampa Bay, number two. 715 00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:14,589 Love it, great BJ's Brewhouse there by the airport. 716 00:27:14,589 --> 00:27:17,157 [upbeat music] 717 00:27:18,462 --> 00:27:20,682 I'm gonna run over there. 718 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:23,642 [upbeat techno music] 719 00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:34,217 [phone rings] 720 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,352 Hello? Yeah. 721 00:27:38,961 --> 00:27:39,658 Oh my gosh. 722 00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:42,225 Wait, you're here? 723 00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:43,836 You're here right now? 724 00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:48,579 Oh, okay, I'm coming down. 725 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:51,887 So, he's not going to jail? 726 00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:52,888 - Well, I filed a report 727 00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:54,498 and there will be a fine, 728 00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:57,501 but no, we're releasing him on his own recognizance. 729 00:27:57,501 --> 00:27:59,286 - [Rick] But why did you bring him here? 730 00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:00,417 - Because he gave us this address 731 00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:02,463 and said you were a friend. 732 00:28:02,463 --> 00:28:04,726 - No, I met him for the first time yesterday. 733 00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:05,640 I don't know this man. 734 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,598 - Well, that's your problem. 735 00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:10,471 - No, officer, officer, officer, officer. 736 00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:11,994 I backed the blue. 737 00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:13,866 - Have a nice night. Thanks for your donation. 738 00:28:15,476 --> 00:28:17,521 - I wanna know why you were masturbating 739 00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:21,003 in your car in front of the Salvation Army. 740 00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:25,051 - Well, that's not actually accurate. 741 00:28:25,051 --> 00:28:27,662 I mean, I was with a lady friend. 742 00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:31,361 - Uh-huh and where is she? 743 00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:33,886 I mean, did she get arrested, as well? 744 00:28:33,886 --> 00:28:37,237 - No, she had to go shopping. 745 00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:40,066 - That's bonkers. Absolutely bonkers. 746 00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:41,545 No one will believe that story. 747 00:28:43,112 --> 00:28:46,246 Fred, you couldn't have waited? 748 00:28:46,246 --> 00:28:47,638 You couldn't have waited until we did 749 00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:48,857 what we're trying to do, you know? 750 00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:50,816 This is bigger than you, man. 751 00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:53,340 [Rick sighs] 752 00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:56,517 - Can we, uh, can we stop at Chick-Fil-A? 753 00:28:56,517 --> 00:28:58,693 - I want you to answer me right now. 754 00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:03,176 Did Antonio Kelly-Zhang sexually harass you or not? 755 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:07,746 - Yeah, you know, I can't actually remember if it was him. 756 00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:11,575 It could've been an array of people. 757 00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:14,535 I just have that kind of thing 758 00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:17,930 that people wanna, you know, do that to. 759 00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:20,584 But someone did snap my dick. 760 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:22,978 - Hey. - Hey, morning. 761 00:29:22,978 --> 00:29:26,068 - What the fuck is going on? It's leg day. 762 00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:27,591 - Yeah, no, I know, I did my legs, too. 763 00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:32,379 Um, I don't think we can go with the Fred angle. 764 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,121 - What are you talking about? Why? Why not? 765 00:29:35,121 --> 00:29:36,644 - I don't know, man. 766 00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:39,299 I think he, himself, might be a sex criminal 767 00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:41,954 and the minute they Google him, 768 00:29:41,954 --> 00:29:42,998 this is all over. 769 00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:48,351 - Fuck, okay, so, we can't use like any of the story or? 770 00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:50,353 - Maybe as like a backup, backup. 771 00:29:50,353 --> 00:29:51,877 If we find nothing else. - Yeah. 772 00:29:51,877 --> 00:29:53,748 - Which we will. - Absolutely. 773 00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:55,315 - I mean, we have merely scratched the surface. 774 00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:57,230 - Just gotta reset, recharge. 775 00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:59,275 - He's hiding something and we're gonna find it. 776 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:04,411 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. How? 777 00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:06,805 - Maybe it's time we let him know that? 778 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,894 - I feel like you're getting that idea face, I love it. 779 00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:12,767 - We're gonna go to his house and let him know we know. 780 00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:15,901 - Let just our eyes and our presence bring it out in him. 781 00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:18,555 - Once he sees us there and let him know, hey, bud, 782 00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:19,948 we know what's going on, he's gonna go oh, shit. 783 00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:21,776 - Yeah. - And he's gonna freak out. 784 00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:23,734 - Just fuckin' stare at him, beautiful. 785 00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:27,608 - There's only one problem. It's too perfect. 786 00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:30,437 In this business, you have to become an expert 787 00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:34,267 and special ops, recon, stakeouts. 788 00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:37,748 I one time sat in my car 789 00:30:37,748 --> 00:30:41,665 in front of Ed Begley Jr.'s house for three days. 790 00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:43,450 So the other camera's ready to go right there? 791 00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:45,408 - [Director] He will come out when we get out of the car. 792 00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:46,932 - It's like a proper ambush. 793 00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:48,803 - Official, wow. - Yeah. 794 00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:50,587 - You know, this is all totally legally, by the way. 795 00:30:50,587 --> 00:30:53,199 You're allowed to, you know, 796 00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:55,984 park in front of someone's house and yeah, 797 00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:57,246 this his all legal. 798 00:30:57,246 --> 00:30:58,639 - Not doing anything right now. 799 00:30:58,639 --> 00:31:00,380 - Oh, my God, there they are, they're there. 800 00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:01,598 Go, go, go, move, move, you're clear. 801 00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:03,426 Here we go, we're live. 802 00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:05,080 Here we go. 803 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,952 Gentlemen, good morning. 804 00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:07,953 Mr. Kelly-Zhang. 805 00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:09,432 - Oh! 806 00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:10,781 - Mr. Kelly-Zhang, hello, hello. 807 00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:12,261 - Hey, guys, good to see you, how are you? 808 00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:13,262 - Hey. - Good morning. 809 00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:14,524 - How are you? 810 00:31:14,524 --> 00:31:15,351 - I got to get my daughter to school, so. 811 00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:16,570 - You know who we are. 812 00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:19,312 - If we can just keep it light. 813 00:31:19,312 --> 00:31:20,922 - How can we help you guys? 814 00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:22,663 - Uh, well, we just wanted to let you guys know, 815 00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:24,839 very simply, we know. 816 00:31:24,839 --> 00:31:26,667 - Okay, we're not interested in- 817 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,277 - We know? - Whatever stunt. 818 00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:29,061 - What do we know? - Yeah. 819 00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:30,497 - What do we know, Kev? 820 00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:32,064 - I think you know what we know. 821 00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:33,804 I think you know what we know. 822 00:31:33,804 --> 00:31:34,718 - I don't know. 823 00:31:34,718 --> 00:31:36,068 - Okay, I'm gonna handle this, 824 00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:36,895 so why don't you just get in the car. 825 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,548 - Okay. 826 00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:39,854 I will, uh, I'll leave you and Kevin's capable hands, 827 00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:41,377 but thank you for coming out and appreciate it. 828 00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:42,901 - Thank you. 829 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:43,640 - We appreciate you. - Thank you, appreciate it. 830 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,903 - Thank you so much. 831 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,252 - [Simon] Appreciate the political politics, 832 00:31:46,252 --> 00:31:47,557 politics talking. - We know. 833 00:31:49,429 --> 00:31:52,258 - Um, yeah, you guys are idiots. 834 00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:53,824 - Oh, I'm sorry, did you just call me, 835 00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:55,304 did you just call me an idiot? 836 00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:56,262 I have that on camera. 837 00:31:56,262 --> 00:31:57,437 - Yes, you are one of two. 838 00:31:57,437 --> 00:31:58,438 - What is it that you do, sir, 839 00:31:58,438 --> 00:32:00,048 if you don't mind me asking? 840 00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:03,051 - I am Kevin Soo, I am Mr. Kelly-Zhang's press secretary. 841 00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:04,879 - You're a secretary? - I am. 842 00:32:04,879 --> 00:32:05,662 - Cock. 843 00:32:05,662 --> 00:32:07,055 - Okay, okay, okay. 844 00:32:07,055 --> 00:32:07,969 - Uh. - Mr. Soo. 845 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,492 - That's great. 846 00:32:09,492 --> 00:32:11,842 - Very simply, I want you to know we know 847 00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:13,670 and we wanna give you a chance to comment on this 848 00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:15,846 before everybody knows, 'cause it's out there. 849 00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,110 - Kev? - Yeah. 850 00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:19,328 - Let's go. - Two seconds. 851 00:32:19,328 --> 00:32:20,634 - So, we're gonna go. 852 00:32:20,634 --> 00:32:21,940 Have a good day, gentlemen, 853 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:22,853 I hope that you find something to do today 854 00:32:22,853 --> 00:32:24,159 because this is really stupid. 855 00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:25,944 - [Rick] This is stupid, we actually have to go, 856 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,249 we have to go to the 7th Street- 857 00:32:27,249 --> 00:32:28,468 - [Simon] Yeah, we got big plans today. 858 00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:29,251 - Soup Kitchen, we're heading there now, 859 00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:30,905 so we have to go. 860 00:32:30,905 --> 00:32:32,167 - [Simon] We should probably get running, the traffic. 861 00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:33,081 - You're going to the 7th Street Soup Kitchen. 862 00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:33,952 - Yes, sir. - Yeah, yeah. 863 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,040 - That's where we're going. 864 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,302 - I heard that, thank you for making 865 00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:37,694 your campaign schedule public. 866 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:38,913 - What? 867 00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:40,175 - 'Cause we're gonna see you there. 868 00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:41,263 And then we're gonna see you at the next place. 869 00:32:41,263 --> 00:32:42,047 - I'm gonna handle it. 870 00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:42,961 - And the next place. 871 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:43,874 We're gonna be up in your grill. 872 00:32:43,874 --> 00:32:45,485 - Yeah, we're outta here. 873 00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:47,008 Um, I will just have my office reach out on Monday 874 00:32:47,008 --> 00:32:48,357 - Fantastic. 875 00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:49,271 - To let you guys know that, um, 876 00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:50,707 you're total fuckin' losers. 877 00:32:50,707 --> 00:32:51,882 - Oh, we're total fuckin' losers. 878 00:32:51,882 --> 00:32:53,493 - Yeah, have your office tell us. 879 00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:54,973 We need your office to tell us. 880 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,191 - Like that hasn't been said to me a million times. 881 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,063 - We're gonna see you guys in a little bit. 882 00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,716 Don't hit anyone. 883 00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:00,979 - You need help backing out? 884 00:33:02,284 --> 00:33:03,720 You need help reversing, 885 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,547 reversing's top. - See you at the soup kitchen. 886 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:05,418 - Good luck. - We know. 887 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:07,289 - Hey, we know. - USA, USA. 888 00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:08,725 - We should go, we should go. 889 00:33:08,725 --> 00:33:09,944 Keep movin', movin'. 890 00:33:09,944 --> 00:33:13,556 [suspenseful music] 891 00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:14,688 - [Simon] You gotta open my side, it's locked. 892 00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:15,906 - No, no, no, no, no. 893 00:33:15,906 --> 00:33:17,691 I locked my keys in the car. - What? 894 00:33:17,691 --> 00:33:19,562 - [Simon] How, how, how, how, why? 895 00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:22,522 - I was distracted and then I think, 896 00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:23,784 I think I hit the lock button. 897 00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:24,872 - But I don't even think that's possible, 898 00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:26,091 like manufacturers stop doing that. 899 00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,222 - No, no, no, no, no, you can play 900 00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:29,224 with it in the settings and change it. 901 00:33:29,224 --> 00:33:31,052 - Why would you change it, though, 'cause we- 902 00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:32,097 - That doesn't matter. 903 00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:33,446 They're on the road. 904 00:33:33,446 --> 00:33:34,751 - Let's call a car, let's call an Uber. 905 00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:35,535 Let's call an Uber. 906 00:33:35,535 --> 00:33:36,318 - How does that work? 907 00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:37,145 - I don't know. 908 00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,409 I gotta get it in the app store. 909 00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:42,368 - App store, app store? - Yeah. 910 00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:44,065 - You must connect to wifi 911 00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,197 or a cellular data network- - I don't have any cellular. 912 00:33:45,197 --> 00:33:47,373 - To access the store. - Yeah, okay. 913 00:33:47,373 --> 00:33:50,593 - Uh, so today was not the best. 914 00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:52,421 By the time we got to the soup kitchen, 915 00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:55,381 we found out that they had gone to another location, 916 00:33:55,381 --> 00:33:56,860 so we took another Uber to where we thought 917 00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:58,949 they were, but they just ended up shuffling 918 00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:00,864 their schedule around and with the cost 919 00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:03,171 of all the Ubers and the guy 920 00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:05,608 who had to come and break my windows 921 00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:07,088 so that I could get my car keys out 922 00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:08,568 and the parking ticket I got 923 00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:09,830 because of the street cleaning, 924 00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:14,400 I am down roughly 500 bucks on the day. 925 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,444 So, that's not great. 926 00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:20,232 But, I am, uh, not gonna let it ruin the night. 927 00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:22,669 It is someone's birthday 928 00:34:22,669 --> 00:34:26,760 and I'm making their favorite dish, coconut shrimps. 929 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,153 - It's my birthday. 930 00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:30,155 - [Rick] This recipe is Chef Ted Allen. 931 00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:31,721 - [Marco] Yeah. 932 00:34:31,721 --> 00:34:33,071 - [Rick] Who you might know from "Chopped." 933 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,028 - [Simon] Yo, yo, yo! 934 00:34:34,028 --> 00:34:34,985 - Who is it? 935 00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:36,204 - It's Simon. - Oh, hey. 936 00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:38,293 - What the fuck? - Wow, what a surprise. 937 00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:39,207 - I've been texting you. 938 00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:40,513 - Oh, God, sorry, you know, 939 00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:42,689 my phone charger, the tape on it broke 940 00:34:42,689 --> 00:34:45,996 and what's up? 941 00:34:45,996 --> 00:34:47,172 - I just got a signal hit. 942 00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:48,825 About an hour ago. - Okay. 943 00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:50,697 - From a source who's got some dirt on our guy. 944 00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:52,351 - Are you serious? Okay, here we go. 945 00:34:52,351 --> 00:34:53,961 Talk to me. 946 00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:56,311 - There's apparently a bachelor party video, 947 00:34:56,311 --> 00:34:58,792 clear as day, Antonio doing lines of cocaine. 948 00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:01,447 - God bless cocaine. 949 00:35:02,665 --> 00:35:04,145 Oh, my gosh, have you seen the tape? 950 00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:05,886 - I haven't, no. 951 00:35:05,886 --> 00:35:07,148 - Okay. - But it's there, it's real. 952 00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,193 - You know, I got a message from the guy. 953 00:35:08,193 --> 00:35:09,716 He wants to Skype with us tonight. 954 00:35:09,716 --> 00:35:10,804 - He's gonna Skype with us tonight? 955 00:35:10,804 --> 00:35:12,110 - Yeah, he wants to Skype with us. 956 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:12,893 - Is this really happening? 957 00:35:12,893 --> 00:35:13,807 - It's really happening. 958 00:35:13,807 --> 00:35:15,200 I'm just waiting on a text now. 959 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,505 - My man did it. - Come on. 960 00:35:18,028 --> 00:35:19,291 - Hit me. 961 00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:20,857 - Oh, God, I think you just broke my hand. 962 00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:21,597 - Yeah, so a mid workout, mid workout, right. 963 00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:22,816 - [Rick] Jesus, wow. 964 00:35:22,816 --> 00:35:24,818 - Also, I got something planned. 965 00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:26,863 Can I, can I crashed here for a few days, 966 00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:29,866 just 'cause I got in kind of a fight with my mom. 967 00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:30,867 - Oh, oh, yeah, oh, you can crash here, oh, yeah. 968 00:35:30,867 --> 00:35:32,086 - For five, that's cool. 969 00:35:32,086 --> 00:35:34,219 - No, no, no, yeah, yeah, I mean, 970 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,743 we're gonna be working on this around the clock, so. 971 00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:38,048 It makes sense if you're just here. 972 00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:39,876 Uh, great, yeah, no, no, no, for sure 973 00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:41,835 and, uh, yeah, that's awesome. 974 00:35:41,835 --> 00:35:43,053 - I'm sorry, hello. 975 00:35:43,053 --> 00:35:44,577 Are you even turning the shrimp? 976 00:35:44,577 --> 00:35:46,535 - Nobody survives being caught 977 00:35:46,535 --> 00:35:49,712 on tape doing hard drugs. 978 00:35:49,712 --> 00:35:51,279 - No. - You're done. 979 00:35:51,279 --> 00:35:52,541 - If anybody ever offered me cocaine, 980 00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:54,326 I'd say no, thank you, you know. 981 00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:55,849 - Yeah, same here. - Nope. 982 00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:57,111 - Yeah, it's not good. 983 00:35:57,111 --> 00:35:58,591 - You're saying you've never done cocaine? 984 00:35:58,591 --> 00:35:59,505 Is that what you're saying? 985 00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:02,464 - Marco, please, what are you, 986 00:36:02,464 --> 00:36:03,813 what are you doing? 987 00:36:03,813 --> 00:36:05,337 - We were supposed to have dinner together. 988 00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:07,077 It's my birthday dinner 989 00:36:07,077 --> 00:36:10,472 and all I had were three little shit shrimps. 990 00:36:10,472 --> 00:36:11,778 - It's your birthday? 991 00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:13,562 - Look, you, here have some more rice. 992 00:36:13,562 --> 00:36:14,476 - I don't want- - Try- 993 00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:15,434 - Marco, shut the fuck up. 994 00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:16,435 - What? 995 00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:17,871 - It's him, he texted. 996 00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:19,177 - What'd he say, what'd he say? 997 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,134 - He said he'll send a Skype link, 998 00:36:20,134 --> 00:36:21,570 but only for using the computer 999 00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:22,745 and an internet cafe. 1000 00:36:22,745 --> 00:36:24,486 - And internet cafe. 1001 00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:26,619 It's like where you go when- 1002 00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:29,361 - Okay, he says we gotta go now. 1003 00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:30,275 - There's one on Walnut Street. 1004 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:31,580 Go, go, go, go. 1005 00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:32,494 - Looks like we're mobile. 1006 00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:34,104 - Looks like we're mobile. 1007 00:36:34,104 --> 00:36:37,934 - [Marco] Hello? I haven't even had my cake yet. 1008 00:36:37,934 --> 00:36:41,590 - Okay, we're logging on. - We're logged, there he is. 1009 00:36:41,590 --> 00:36:42,548 - Oh, my God. - Shit. 1010 00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:43,984 - Hello. - Hello. 1011 00:36:43,984 --> 00:36:44,811 - Are you alone? 1012 00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:47,117 - Yes, pretty much. 1013 00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:50,338 - Do you have the tape? 1014 00:36:50,338 --> 00:36:53,167 - Yes, and I will show it to you now. 1015 00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:54,777 But you should know, this tape is just 1016 00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:56,953 the tip of the iceberg. 1017 00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:58,955 Are you ready to open Pandora's Box? 1018 00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:01,523 - Yes, we are. 1019 00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:03,177 Thank you so much. 1020 00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:04,831 - I will now who you the first 10 seconds of this video. 1021 00:37:04,831 --> 00:37:05,832 - [Rick] All right, all right. 1022 00:37:05,832 --> 00:37:07,616 - This is it. - Give it to us. 1023 00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:10,663 [tortoises croaking] 1024 00:37:10,663 --> 00:37:13,753 - Um, okay, Source, we're seeing tortoises having sex, 1025 00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:14,710 so I don't think- - It's a prank. 1026 00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:15,798 - It's a prank, it's a prank. 1027 00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:17,147 It's a prank. - This is not- 1028 00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:18,671 - Is that you, is that you Sludge Whopper? 1029 00:37:18,671 --> 00:37:19,889 - Yes, it is. Suck it, Klingman. 1030 00:37:19,889 --> 00:37:22,588 - Rat shit, shit. - Great job. 1031 00:37:22,588 --> 00:37:24,938 - So how long did this take you to set up, this little scam? 1032 00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:27,854 - I don't know, like eight minutes 1033 00:37:27,854 --> 00:37:30,378 and I made you drive to an internet cafe. 1034 00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:31,510 - Wasn't even that far, it was like around the corner. 1035 00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:32,728 - Four-minute drive, so jokes on you. 1036 00:37:32,728 --> 00:37:34,556 - [Sludge] Eat my ass, you fuckin' clown. 1037 00:37:34,556 --> 00:37:37,298 - You want to eat your ass, oh, I'll eat it. I'll eat it up. 1038 00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:40,649 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, chill out. Go on, he got us. 1039 00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:42,260 I knew that little rat was gonna, 1040 00:37:43,478 --> 00:37:45,001 I knew he was gonna get me. 1041 00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:46,786 - Yeah, sometimes someone who approaches you 1042 00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:50,616 with information turns out to be a bust. 1043 00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:52,357 What are you gonna do? 1044 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:56,012 Are you just gonna cry into your bowl of ice cream? 1045 00:37:56,012 --> 00:37:59,015 Yes, but you keep going. 1046 00:37:59,015 --> 00:38:00,626 You don't stop. 1047 00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:03,890 Stasis is death. 1048 00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:09,069 But, uh, I checked in with Mary Jo. 1049 00:38:09,069 --> 00:38:11,027 She's, she's very excited 1050 00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:14,727 and we have our presser on Friday, so, yeah, 1051 00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:16,294 we've moving in the right direction. 1052 00:38:18,078 --> 00:38:20,646 - [Director] Why don't you cancel the press conference? 1053 00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:23,605 - No, you never, ever cancel the presser. 1054 00:38:23,605 --> 00:38:26,216 Okay, once you do that, the mainstream media, 1055 00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:27,479 they smell blood in the water 1056 00:38:27,479 --> 00:38:29,611 and that's when they really go after you 1057 00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:32,701 and they say that you're just a loser scam artist 1058 00:38:32,701 --> 00:38:34,137 who doesn't have anything. 1059 00:38:35,182 --> 00:38:36,923 - [Director] But you don't have anything. 1060 00:38:36,923 --> 00:38:39,621 - Well, not yet, but we have plenty of time for discovery. 1061 00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:41,014 You know, we're hitting it, 1062 00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:42,624 the pavement pretty hard right now 1063 00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:44,626 and we have the fundraiser tonight, 1064 00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:47,629 which is gonna be pretty enlightening, I think, 1065 00:38:47,629 --> 00:38:48,848 and we are definitely 1066 00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:53,505 in the all guns pointing forward mode, 1067 00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:58,248 so we're feeling good, feeling good, right? 1068 00:39:01,991 --> 00:39:05,517 I think that we need to take a bigger look 1069 00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:06,344 at the big C. 1070 00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:09,129 - Ooh, cancer, I don't know, 1071 00:39:09,129 --> 00:39:11,523 that helps him, I think, if we do that, 1072 00:39:11,523 --> 00:39:13,220 if he has cancer. 1073 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:16,702 - No, college, I don't know why I phrased it like that. 1074 00:39:16,702 --> 00:39:18,660 I wanna know more about Antonio in college. 1075 00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:22,055 Should've probably done this when we first started. 1076 00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:23,883 Antonio Kelly-Zhang. 1077 00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:25,667 - What kind of college boy was he? 1078 00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:26,668 - Let's figure that out. 1079 00:39:26,668 --> 00:39:28,104 - Let's ask Google. 1080 00:39:29,671 --> 00:39:33,936 - Boom. UCLA class of 2008. - I knew he was a UCLA brat. 1081 00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:37,418 - Okay, okay, how many people do you think were 1082 00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:40,595 in his class at UCLA? 1083 00:39:41,553 --> 00:39:44,469 - Seven, eight. 1084 00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:46,906 - [Rick] No, I mean, in like his that year? 1085 00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:49,952 - Oh, oh, hundreds of thousands. 1086 00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:50,910 - Not that many, but a lot. - A lot. 1087 00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:51,911 - A lot. 1088 00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:54,087 And my point is every single one 1089 00:39:54,087 --> 00:39:56,742 of those people might have a story 1090 00:39:56,742 --> 00:39:58,918 to tell about Antonio. - Right. 1091 00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:03,139 - So, I think it's time we got the worms in. 1092 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:07,492 - And you know what? I think I have a little idea 1093 00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:09,798 on how to track some of these guys down. 1094 00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:11,931 Facebook alt accounts. 1095 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:13,236 Get on there, reach out to anybody 1096 00:40:13,236 --> 00:40:17,763 who graduated '08, UCLA, see if we get anything. 1097 00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:18,546 - Do you know how to do that? 1098 00:40:18,546 --> 00:40:19,417 - Yeah, it's easy. 1099 00:40:20,853 --> 00:40:22,115 - Friggin' Jason Bourne over here. 1100 00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:25,988 Whoo! 1101 00:40:30,819 --> 00:40:32,647 Look at that, so fast. 1102 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,870 Oh, here we go, whoo! 1103 00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:41,961 Back in the Benz, early hills. 1104 00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:45,443 Oh, my Lord, that was a long one. 1105 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,748 - Long time in the car. 1106 00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:48,533 - [Director] What's tonight all about? 1107 00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:50,535 - The Benjis. 1108 00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:51,536 - [Together] Benjamins. 1109 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:52,885 It's about money. 1110 00:40:52,885 --> 00:40:54,364 We're having a little bit of a fundraiser 1111 00:40:54,364 --> 00:40:56,279 because what we're doing requires money, you know, 1112 00:40:56,279 --> 00:40:58,760 it adds up and Mary Jo was kind enough 1113 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,937 to offer up her beautiful home 1114 00:41:01,937 --> 00:41:03,069 as long as we were out by eight 1115 00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:04,723 and she would not buy the food, 1116 00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:06,594 so we picked up the food. 1117 00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:08,857 - Yeah, fuckin' had to go to Arcadia for the catering. 1118 00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:09,641 - The money we saved, though. - Disgusting place. 1119 00:41:09,641 --> 00:41:10,555 - It will make up- 1120 00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:13,862 [tins crash] 1121 00:41:13,862 --> 00:41:15,385 - No, no, no, no, no. 1122 00:41:17,213 --> 00:41:18,824 - Uh, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. 1123 00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:22,175 Pick it up, it's fine, five second rule, five second rule. 1124 00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:25,352 - You're not, are you still gonna serve these? 1125 00:41:25,352 --> 00:41:27,310 - We're still gonna serve 'em, we're gonna dust them off, 1126 00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:28,311 we're gonna dust them all off. 1127 00:41:28,311 --> 00:41:30,662 [Simon blows] 1128 00:41:30,662 --> 00:41:33,447 You gotta stop, stop it, you got a good onion in my eye. 1129 00:41:33,447 --> 00:41:34,535 Thumbs up to camera. 1130 00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:35,188 Let's do it. 1131 00:41:36,885 --> 00:41:38,060 You guys want a hamburger? 1132 00:41:40,236 --> 00:41:42,238 - Okay, how's this angle for you 1133 00:41:42,238 --> 00:41:43,762 because this isn't working for me. 1134 00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:45,241 - Yeah, I just need to get the rifle in a little more. 1135 00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:46,460 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep. 1136 00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:47,417 - Yeah. 1137 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:48,070 - Okay, ready? - Yeah. 1138 00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:49,419 - Let's go. 1139 00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:50,420 - That's what I'm saying, big guy. 1140 00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:52,031 It might be too late for you, 1141 00:41:52,031 --> 00:41:54,860 but this guy, we could really turn his life around, huh? 1142 00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:56,470 - Listen, if I get you on a podcast, 1143 00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:57,558 I could show you some statistics 1144 00:41:57,558 --> 00:41:58,646 that's really back all this up. 1145 00:41:58,646 --> 00:42:00,126 - Yeah, I wanna, let me, 1146 00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:00,866 I wanna look into that a little bit more. 1147 00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:02,345 - Sure, I understand. 1148 00:42:02,345 --> 00:42:03,521 - Before I can, you know, it's a hot topic. 1149 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:04,826 - Of course, of course. 1150 00:42:04,826 --> 00:42:06,915 You know what, give me your email and I will- 1151 00:42:06,915 --> 00:42:07,568 - Excuse me, I'm sorry. - Okay, I will. 1152 00:42:09,222 --> 00:42:10,658 - Mary Jo, hi. 1153 00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:12,442 - Ricky, hey. 1154 00:42:12,442 --> 00:42:13,618 - How are you? 1155 00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:15,054 - What are you doing here? 1156 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:16,446 Oh, your party. - It's going on right now. 1157 00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:17,752 I'm gonna get you upstairs. 1158 00:42:17,752 --> 00:42:18,710 - Have you got some money? 1159 00:42:18,710 --> 00:42:20,320 - We are working on it. 1160 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:24,454 Take your time, take your time, my love. 1161 00:42:24,454 --> 00:42:25,847 - Whoa! 1162 00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:28,937 Here we go, I got you. - There you go. 1163 00:42:28,937 --> 00:42:30,286 - Ooh, I squatted, did you see that? 1164 00:42:30,286 --> 00:42:32,637 - You got down, I saw. - I got a squat. 1165 00:42:37,946 --> 00:42:39,295 - Uh, Mary Jo's great. 1166 00:42:39,295 --> 00:42:41,602 I think she took one too many pain pills, 1167 00:42:41,602 --> 00:42:43,386 so she's having a nap. 1168 00:42:43,386 --> 00:42:46,825 And I see Amy Klort. 1169 00:42:46,825 --> 00:42:48,478 Hey. 1170 00:42:48,478 --> 00:42:49,392 - Hey, Rick. 1171 00:42:49,392 --> 00:42:50,916 Thank, thanks for having me. 1172 00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:52,787 - Thank you for coming here. 1173 00:42:52,787 --> 00:42:53,875 YouTube queen. 1174 00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:55,094 - Oh, and the podcast. 1175 00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:56,878 - And the podcast, podcast, YouTube queen. 1176 00:42:56,878 --> 00:42:58,837 Go to my Facebook page and there's a little donate link, 1177 00:42:58,837 --> 00:43:00,578 button, you can hit that 1178 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,971 and it's usually the fourth or fifth Rick Klingman 1179 00:43:02,971 --> 00:43:03,972 that comes up in the Facebook, 1180 00:43:03,972 --> 00:43:05,583 so look for this face. 1181 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,889 Ah, Hartlynn, can I just thank you for coming tonight 1182 00:43:07,889 --> 00:43:09,325 and supporting us. - Oh, my God, of course. 1183 00:43:09,325 --> 00:43:10,675 - Look, this Antonio guy is the worst. 1184 00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:12,590 - [Rick] Yes. 1185 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,548 - If it were up to him, I wouldn't be doing this. 1186 00:43:14,548 --> 00:43:17,159 - Piece of shit. - He's the bad guy, yeah. 1187 00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:19,727 - And I gotta tell you, this is quite the piece. 1188 00:43:19,727 --> 00:43:21,163 - You like it? Yeah. 1189 00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:21,903 - Yeah, what are we working with here? 1190 00:43:21,903 --> 00:43:23,383 - No, this is an MK-46. 1191 00:43:23,383 --> 00:43:24,297 - MK-46, I thought it was something- 1192 00:43:24,297 --> 00:43:25,124 - Troops in Afghanistan use this 1193 00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:26,299 to take out supply tracks. 1194 00:43:26,299 --> 00:43:28,475 - Ooh, that's, hey, support our troops. 1195 00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:30,912 - Yeah, and my dad got it for me for my 18th birthday. 1196 00:43:30,912 --> 00:43:32,087 - Oh. - So, sweet. 1197 00:43:32,087 --> 00:43:33,132 - Your parents are awesome. 1198 00:43:33,132 --> 00:43:34,133 - They really are. 1199 00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:35,438 - My dad's a dick. 1200 00:43:35,438 --> 00:43:37,136 - What a magnificent piece of- - Artillery. 1201 00:43:37,136 --> 00:43:38,703 - Death machine. - Death. 1202 00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:41,314 - Yeah, that's good. 1203 00:43:41,314 --> 00:43:42,924 - Do you wanna hold it? - Whoa. 1204 00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:45,535 - Yes, I do and I want you to take a picture of me. 1205 00:43:45,535 --> 00:43:47,059 - I'm on my way there. 1206 00:43:47,059 --> 00:43:48,843 - Post is on Facebook. - Let's do it, here we go. 1207 00:43:48,843 --> 00:43:50,628 - It is really heavy, I don't know if you're strong. 1208 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:51,541 - Ah! I am. 1209 00:43:53,805 --> 00:43:55,023 - He's got it. - Whoo! 1210 00:43:55,023 --> 00:43:56,329 - He's got it. 1211 00:43:56,329 --> 00:43:58,200 - Yeah. If we can get real just for a second, 1212 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,420 the most important thing when you're dealing 1213 00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:02,161 with guns is safety 1214 00:44:02,161 --> 00:44:04,685 and the first thing you gotta do is check the safety. 1215 00:44:04,685 --> 00:44:06,818 [gun blasts] 1216 00:44:06,818 --> 00:44:09,211 - Oh, no! - What are you doing? 1217 00:44:09,211 --> 00:44:11,736 - It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, I'm so sorry. 1218 00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:14,173 - What the- - I was checking the safety. 1219 00:44:14,173 --> 00:44:15,348 - I was checking the safety. 1220 00:44:15,348 --> 00:44:17,002 - By pulling the trigger? 1221 00:44:17,002 --> 00:44:18,264 What is wrong with you? 1222 00:44:18,264 --> 00:44:19,482 - I thought you had the safety on. 1223 00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:20,875 - [Hartlynn] Dude. - That is my bad, guys. 1224 00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:24,705 I'm 95% sure that Mary Jo did not get hit, 1225 00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:25,880 but I wanna go check. 1226 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,142 - Give it a check, give it a little check. 1227 00:44:27,142 --> 00:44:29,754 So, hey, why don't we- 1228 00:44:29,754 --> 00:44:31,364 - Fundraising is key. 1229 00:44:31,364 --> 00:44:34,106 Cash, check, credit card, bitcoin. 1230 00:44:35,150 --> 00:44:37,718 Once got paid in Czechenzachers. 1231 00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:38,893 Good luck finding a currency exchange 1232 00:44:38,893 --> 00:44:40,460 that will take that, by the way. 1233 00:44:41,591 --> 00:44:43,158 Literally looks like Monopoly money. 1234 00:44:43,158 --> 00:44:44,812 - What a great group of patriots, 1235 00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:47,467 all assembly for a righteous cause, am I right? 1236 00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:50,600 - That's right, that is right. [guests applaud] 1237 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,603 - Oh, man, I also just wanna say I have taken it 1238 00:44:53,603 --> 00:44:56,215 upon myself to get you all in 1239 00:44:56,215 --> 00:44:58,260 on the ground floor exclusive opportunity 1240 00:44:58,260 --> 00:45:00,523 to make some real money, huh? 1241 00:45:00,523 --> 00:45:03,091 Everyone one in this room has been pre-approved 1242 00:45:03,091 --> 00:45:04,789 to be a regional sales executive 1243 00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:06,312 for Shredded Muscle Supplements. 1244 00:45:06,312 --> 00:45:08,880 That's right, clipboard's right there. 1245 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,229 There's a few pens. 1246 00:45:10,229 --> 00:45:12,013 I'm gonna need you all when you have time, 1247 00:45:12,013 --> 00:45:13,928 just full name, date of birth, 1248 00:45:13,928 --> 00:45:14,842 Social Security, that's important- 1249 00:45:14,842 --> 00:45:16,496 - And I can tell you guys, 1250 00:45:16,496 --> 00:45:17,889 and I can tell you guys, and I can tell you guys firsthand 1251 00:45:17,889 --> 00:45:20,065 how great Shredded is 1252 00:45:20,065 --> 00:45:22,458 and we're gonna talk about that later on, 1253 00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:24,547 but right now I would be a little remiss 1254 00:45:24,547 --> 00:45:26,332 if we didn't talk about why we're here. 1255 00:45:26,332 --> 00:45:30,292 We're all here because we love this country. 1256 00:45:30,292 --> 00:45:31,903 - [Guest] Amen. 1257 00:45:31,903 --> 00:45:34,688 - And when we see someone like Antonio Kelly-Zhang 1258 00:45:34,688 --> 00:45:37,256 attacking it from the inside, what happens? 1259 00:45:37,256 --> 00:45:38,039 What do we do? 1260 00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:39,258 - Get a rope. 1261 00:45:39,258 --> 00:45:40,215 - Hang that fuckin' traitor. 1262 00:45:40,215 --> 00:45:42,261 - No, no, we're not gonna hang, 1263 00:45:42,261 --> 00:45:43,958 we're not gonna hang anyone. 1264 00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:46,004 But what we do is we work together 1265 00:45:46,004 --> 00:45:48,658 and we identify our enemy 1266 00:45:48,658 --> 00:45:49,703 and then we take 'em out. 1267 00:45:49,703 --> 00:45:50,965 - With violence. 1268 00:45:50,965 --> 00:45:52,010 - Not with violence, not with violence, 1269 00:45:52,010 --> 00:45:53,925 I didn't mean that. 1270 00:45:53,925 --> 00:45:56,841 What I'm saying is, is our weapon, 1271 00:45:56,841 --> 00:45:58,930 it's not a gun, it's not a knife 1272 00:45:58,930 --> 00:46:01,759 or a rope, it's the truth 1273 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,325 and the truth is we need money 1274 00:46:03,325 --> 00:46:05,458 because if you wanna fix the country, 1275 00:46:05,458 --> 00:46:07,895 that ain't cheap, it all adds up, 1276 00:46:07,895 --> 00:46:10,289 the research, the hotel, the man hours, 1277 00:46:10,289 --> 00:46:13,335 those little tiny corn dogs. 1278 00:46:13,335 --> 00:46:15,816 We need you guys' money. - Yeah. 1279 00:46:15,816 --> 00:46:17,513 - And there's all different ways you can donate. 1280 00:46:17,513 --> 00:46:18,819 You can go on my Facebook page, 1281 00:46:18,819 --> 00:46:20,386 you can check him out on social media. 1282 00:46:20,386 --> 00:46:21,474 - Take cash. - We have a little form. 1283 00:46:21,474 --> 00:46:22,475 - We have different- - Venmo. 1284 00:46:22,475 --> 00:46:23,781 - Donor levels. - Yeah. 1285 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:27,436 - Okay, we have bald eagle, Uncle Sam, 1286 00:46:27,436 --> 00:46:30,309 Lady Liberty and little stars and stripes. 1287 00:46:30,309 --> 00:46:31,440 - We named them to make it fun. 1288 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,313 - And little stars and stripes is $2. 1289 00:46:34,313 --> 00:46:38,143 And you get a fun little pencil in the mail 1290 00:46:38,143 --> 00:46:40,188 and you think in $2, what are 1291 00:46:40,188 --> 00:46:41,799 these guys gonna do with $2? 1292 00:46:43,539 --> 00:46:45,367 A lot. So, what do you say, can you help us out? 1293 00:46:45,367 --> 00:46:47,021 Can you help us out and get some money? 1294 00:46:47,021 --> 00:46:49,589 - Get the energy back, whoo! 1295 00:46:51,025 --> 00:46:52,331 Well- [phone rings] 1296 00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:55,987 You all are wonderful and I have to take this. 1297 00:46:55,987 --> 00:46:57,902 Uh, I want you to enjoy yourself. 1298 00:46:57,902 --> 00:46:59,164 There's a couple of cupcakes 1299 00:46:59,164 --> 00:47:01,122 and maybe half a bottle of wine left. 1300 00:47:01,122 --> 00:47:03,037 - Yep. - So, have some fun. 1301 00:47:03,037 --> 00:47:06,388 - We gotta be outta here in about five minutes or so, 1302 00:47:06,388 --> 00:47:07,999 so thank you guys, we love you 1303 00:47:07,999 --> 00:47:10,392 and we will see you on Friday. 1304 00:47:10,392 --> 00:47:12,830 It's Jessica from "The Daily Beast." 1305 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,222 Jessica, so sorry about that, how are you? 1306 00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:16,268 - [Jessica] I saw that you still have 1307 00:47:16,268 --> 00:47:17,922 the press conference booked for Friday 1308 00:47:17,922 --> 00:47:19,793 and I just wanted to see if you wanted 1309 00:47:19,793 --> 00:47:20,794 to give me the exclusive? 1310 00:47:20,794 --> 00:47:22,578 - I can't do that, Jessica? 1311 00:47:22,578 --> 00:47:24,754 - [Jessica] Rick, can I be honest with you? 1312 00:47:24,754 --> 00:47:26,582 - I don't know, you're a journalist, can you? 1313 00:47:26,582 --> 00:47:28,541 - [Jessica] I think you're flailing. 1314 00:47:28,541 --> 00:47:30,586 You got owned yesterday by Sludge Whopper 1315 00:47:30,586 --> 00:47:32,153 and I don't think you have anything 1316 00:47:32,153 --> 00:47:33,459 and you're freaking out. 1317 00:47:33,459 --> 00:47:35,548 - No, no, you're absolutely wrong. 1318 00:47:35,548 --> 00:47:37,202 I am in the hills of Beverly 1319 00:47:37,202 --> 00:47:38,856 with some of the most powerful 1320 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,902 and influential people west of the Mason Dixon line. 1321 00:47:41,902 --> 00:47:45,123 - [Jessica] Rick, look, we've known each other a minute. 1322 00:47:45,123 --> 00:47:46,907 Don't do this. 1323 00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:48,387 You've got nothing and you're just gonna end up having 1324 00:47:48,387 --> 00:47:50,650 a bunch of people laugh at you again. 1325 00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:52,434 - Jessica, I'm gonna let you go 1326 00:47:52,434 --> 00:47:53,696 because we have things to do, 1327 00:47:53,696 --> 00:47:55,307 but I'm gonna see you on Friday 1328 00:47:55,307 --> 00:47:59,180 and you're gonna be shocked at how explosive this is, okay? 1329 00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:00,442 - [Jessica] Rick, I'm- 1330 00:48:00,442 --> 00:48:01,226 - Salivating. 1331 00:48:02,618 --> 00:48:03,271 You saw that, she wanted the exclusive. 1332 00:48:03,271 --> 00:48:04,969 I was like no way. 1333 00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:06,187 How's it going out there? 1334 00:48:06,187 --> 00:48:06,840 - Uh, no one's donating anything. 1335 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,189 - Okay. - Yep. 1336 00:48:08,189 --> 00:48:09,495 - I think they're all broke. - Yes. 1337 00:48:09,495 --> 00:48:10,844 - So, we should just get outta here. 1338 00:48:10,844 --> 00:48:12,193 Let's pack up the catering supplies 1339 00:48:12,193 --> 00:48:14,152 because if we get them back to Arcadia by 10, 1340 00:48:14,152 --> 00:48:15,501 full deposit back. 1341 00:48:15,501 --> 00:48:17,677 Oh, God. - I like that. 1342 00:48:17,677 --> 00:48:18,983 - Hi, how are you? 1343 00:48:18,983 --> 00:48:21,159 - I'm good, man, I'm real good. 1344 00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:22,203 - Enjoying your night? 1345 00:48:22,203 --> 00:48:23,813 - Yeah, big time. 1346 00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:26,077 It's an event. - Yes. 1347 00:48:26,077 --> 00:48:27,295 - I don't judge people. 1348 00:48:28,949 --> 00:48:30,820 I won't do it, 'cause you never know. 1349 00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:32,083 You don't know. 1350 00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:34,563 Someone might be coming to you with information 1351 00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:37,566 and, yes, they might smell really bad 1352 00:48:37,566 --> 00:48:42,354 or, or have just like a, like a crazy looking face 1353 00:48:43,790 --> 00:48:46,227 and I don't say get outta here, you freak. 1354 00:48:46,227 --> 00:48:47,489 I say, "Tell me what you know." 1355 00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:49,709 I don't think we've met, I'm Rick Klingman. 1356 00:48:49,709 --> 00:48:53,017 - Original Patriot. - Original Patriot. 1357 00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:54,322 - You reposted some of my YouTube videos. 1358 00:48:54,322 --> 00:48:55,889 - I knew I knew you from somewhere. 1359 00:48:55,889 --> 00:48:59,762 I, I, I, I, think you did one about may family court. 1360 00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:01,068 - That's right. - Yeah, it was good. 1361 00:49:01,068 --> 00:49:02,983 - That's right. 1362 00:49:02,983 --> 00:49:04,158 - I don't even have kids and that judge sounds nuts, so. 1363 00:49:04,158 --> 00:49:06,030 - What I'd like to do is introduce you 1364 00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:07,553 to my cousin. 1365 00:49:10,208 --> 00:49:11,774 - Who's your cousin? 1366 00:49:11,774 --> 00:49:14,038 - Arliss. - Okay, but- 1367 00:49:14,038 --> 00:49:17,867 - No, I think he's saying why should we meet your cousin? 1368 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:22,872 - Well, because I saw that the cocaine tape 1369 00:49:22,872 --> 00:49:24,526 was some bullshit. 1370 00:49:24,526 --> 00:49:26,050 - Now, does he have photos of Antonio doing cocaine? 1371 00:49:26,050 --> 00:49:27,703 Because that is really- - That'd be great. 1372 00:49:27,703 --> 00:49:28,878 - What we would, what we would love. 1373 00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:31,490 - If you just come out, it's your card. 1374 00:49:31,490 --> 00:49:32,317 - Call him. 1375 00:49:33,927 --> 00:49:37,191 - It has been an insane 12 hours. 1376 00:49:37,191 --> 00:49:38,714 We returned all the catering equipment 1377 00:49:38,714 --> 00:49:41,848 and got our full deposit back, nice. 1378 00:49:41,848 --> 00:49:45,156 Much more importantly, we spoke to one Arliss. 1379 00:49:45,156 --> 00:49:47,027 - Yes. 1380 00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:49,682 - And he does not have a tape of Antonio doing drugs. 1381 00:49:49,682 --> 00:49:51,684 - Big bummer, big bummer. 1382 00:49:51,684 --> 00:49:52,685 - He's got a sex tape. - Even better. 1383 00:49:52,685 --> 00:49:54,295 - [Simon] We got a sex tape. 1384 00:49:54,295 --> 00:49:56,123 - If this tape is real- - Sex tape. 1385 00:49:56,123 --> 00:49:57,777 - Which is what we're gonna go find out right now. 1386 00:49:57,777 --> 00:49:59,083 - Gotta go confirm- - Confirm information. 1387 00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,823 - [Rick] Make sure the information is good. 1388 00:50:00,823 --> 00:50:02,564 - Is solid, concrete. 1389 00:50:02,564 --> 00:50:07,526 Anywhere from just being passable to pretty wonderful. 1390 00:50:07,526 --> 00:50:09,745 - If it's real- - It's game over. 1391 00:50:09,745 --> 00:50:11,834 - That's it, it's game, it's swish, swish. 1392 00:50:11,834 --> 00:50:14,968 He's a little nervous about maybe showing his face, 1393 00:50:14,968 --> 00:50:17,101 so I made sure that we would agree 1394 00:50:17,101 --> 00:50:18,711 to blur his face out. 1395 00:50:18,711 --> 00:50:21,061 - [Director] Rick, I said I wouldn't do that. 1396 00:50:21,061 --> 00:50:22,976 - If it comes up, go to the bathroom or something, dude. 1397 00:50:22,976 --> 00:50:24,369 - [Director] You do background checks 1398 00:50:24,369 --> 00:50:25,631 on all your sources, right? 1399 00:50:25,631 --> 00:50:27,111 - Background check, you're gonna do 1400 00:50:27,111 --> 00:50:29,504 a background check on every single person you meet? 1401 00:50:29,504 --> 00:50:31,289 Did you do a background check on me? 1402 00:50:31,289 --> 00:50:32,725 - [Director] We did. 1403 00:50:32,725 --> 00:50:33,595 - Did you really? 1404 00:50:36,468 --> 00:50:38,470 So, we're meeting our contact at Chang Du, 1405 00:50:38,470 --> 00:50:39,862 but we're a little bit early, 1406 00:50:39,862 --> 00:50:41,690 so we're gonna grab a juice. - Juice it up. 1407 00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:43,344 - What is better than a mini mall? 1408 00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:45,868 - A bigger mall, definitely. 1409 00:50:45,868 --> 00:50:47,740 - Oh, no, see a bigger mall is too big. 1410 00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:49,263 It's got too much stuff. 1411 00:50:49,263 --> 00:50:51,352 Like what more do you need than like a salon, 1412 00:50:51,352 --> 00:50:55,269 a Chinese place, there's a vape shop, I think. 1413 00:50:55,269 --> 00:50:57,228 It's perfect. - Anything else would be good. 1414 00:50:57,228 --> 00:50:58,055 - Oh, my God. - What? 1415 00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:58,838 - I know you guys. 1416 00:50:59,882 --> 00:51:01,580 - Oh, really. 1417 00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:02,885 - Yeah, you were protesting that Seth Rogen play, right? 1418 00:51:02,885 --> 00:51:04,452 - That was us, it was mostly me, though. 1419 00:51:04,452 --> 00:51:07,107 - Eat shit, you fuckin' hogs. 1420 00:51:07,107 --> 00:51:08,152 Huh! 1421 00:51:08,152 --> 00:51:09,805 Huh! 1422 00:51:09,805 --> 00:51:11,329 - It's in my eye, hey, it's in my eye. 1423 00:51:11,329 --> 00:51:12,895 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 1424 00:51:12,895 --> 00:51:14,114 - Oh, it's so cold, it's so cold, it's so cold. 1425 00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:15,463 - Let's, hey, hey, hey, be cool, be cool. 1426 00:51:15,463 --> 00:51:18,205 I think someone might be filming. 1427 00:51:18,205 --> 00:51:19,119 Someone might be filming. - We gotta cancel the meeting. 1428 00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:20,294 - We gotta cancel the meeting. 1429 00:51:20,294 --> 00:51:20,816 - No, no, no, no. - Nope, I'm going home. 1430 00:51:20,816 --> 00:51:21,948 - Hey- 1431 00:51:21,948 --> 00:51:22,818 - I'm not doing meetings like this. 1432 00:51:22,818 --> 00:51:24,124 I'm going home. - Stop, stop. 1433 00:51:24,124 --> 00:51:24,733 - Always keep an extra suit handy. 1434 00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:25,430 - No. 1435 00:51:25,430 --> 00:51:26,083 - A-K-E-S. - No. 1436 00:51:26,692 --> 00:51:28,346 - H, hey, you gotta do it. 1437 00:51:28,346 --> 00:51:29,651 - It's never gonna fit me. 1438 00:51:29,651 --> 00:51:30,652 That is never gonna fit me. 1439 00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:32,219 - Okay. - I'm too lean. 1440 00:51:32,219 --> 00:51:33,655 - It's the only option. - No. 1441 00:51:33,655 --> 00:51:35,004 - Listen to me, listen to me. 1442 00:51:35,004 --> 00:51:36,223 - I'll look like an idiot. 1443 00:51:36,223 --> 00:51:37,659 - Take it off, I have a shirt, I have a shirt. 1444 00:51:37,659 --> 00:51:39,139 You take it off. 1445 00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:41,185 We can't go home, he's waiting, he's probably waiting- 1446 00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:42,273 - Fine, fine, fine. - Do it. 1447 00:51:42,273 --> 00:51:43,578 - And this is a great suit. 1448 00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:44,927 This is Burmese. 1449 00:51:44,927 --> 00:51:46,190 [shirt rips] 1450 00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:47,582 Burmese rayon, oh, you're wasting- 1451 00:51:47,582 --> 00:51:49,018 Hi, how are you? Good to see you. 1452 00:51:49,018 --> 00:51:51,195 We're, uh- - Fuckin' zoot suit, right? 1453 00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:52,587 - Just, chill, just- - Okay. 1454 00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:54,198 - He's right there. - Don't- 1455 00:51:54,198 --> 00:51:56,678 - He's right there, that's him. That's him right over there. 1456 00:51:56,678 --> 00:51:58,071 - All right, let's go, get ready. 1457 00:51:58,071 --> 00:52:01,205 - We're gonna speak to those guys, all business. 1458 00:52:03,032 --> 00:52:05,687 You are the gentleman we're looking for, I believe? 1459 00:52:06,862 --> 00:52:08,081 - They're gonna blur my face, right? 1460 00:52:08,081 --> 00:52:09,343 - The two cameras, they're gonna both blur 1461 00:52:09,343 --> 00:52:13,130 your face out, so you can relax, okay? 1462 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:14,043 - Shall we. 1463 00:52:17,699 --> 00:52:18,874 - Not my suit, by the way, 1464 00:52:18,874 --> 00:52:20,659 so just wanted to, uh- - Looks great. 1465 00:52:20,659 --> 00:52:22,269 - Before we even get started, 1466 00:52:22,269 --> 00:52:24,228 why don't you go ahead and order whatever you want 1467 00:52:24,228 --> 00:52:25,446 on the menu on us. 1468 00:52:25,446 --> 00:52:26,708 - Get a couple menus. 1469 00:52:26,708 --> 00:52:28,971 - No, no, I already ate, yeah. 1470 00:52:28,971 --> 00:52:30,103 - Okay. 1471 00:52:30,103 --> 00:52:31,757 - Been here like an hour. 1472 00:52:31,757 --> 00:52:32,975 Got here early. 1473 00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:34,455 - We apologize. 1474 00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:36,936 We had an incident outside, might be ANTIFA, 1475 00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:38,546 we don't know. - Mm-hmm. 1476 00:52:38,546 --> 00:52:41,114 - I think you know why we're here. 1477 00:52:42,681 --> 00:52:43,856 We need to see the tape. 1478 00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:47,251 - And I wanna show it to you. - Great. 1479 00:52:47,251 --> 00:52:49,166 - I wanna show it to you, but- - That's great. 1480 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:50,906 - We need to talk. 1481 00:52:52,604 --> 00:52:53,605 Compensation. - Absolutely. 1482 00:52:53,605 --> 00:52:55,607 - Absolutely. - Yeah. 1483 00:52:55,607 --> 00:52:58,305 - Tell us what you had in mind? 1484 00:52:58,305 --> 00:53:00,220 - $10,000. 1485 00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:01,700 - That's what you want? 1486 00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:03,267 From us? 1487 00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:06,357 - I mean, I'm putting myself out on the line here. 1488 00:53:06,357 --> 00:53:09,490 - Honest, I don't have $10,000 in assets. 1489 00:53:09,490 --> 00:53:11,013 - What do you mean you don't have $10,000. 1490 00:53:11,013 --> 00:53:12,406 - You should look at that, seriously. 1491 00:53:12,406 --> 00:53:13,973 - Here's the deal. 1492 00:53:13,973 --> 00:53:15,888 You show me the tape, there's an ATM right there. 1493 00:53:15,888 --> 00:53:19,544 I will walk out, withdraw 60 bucks, 1494 00:53:19,544 --> 00:53:21,241 that's my limit, we wait a few hours, 1495 00:53:21,241 --> 00:53:22,851 I'll get the next 40. 1496 00:53:22,851 --> 00:53:24,940 You're home by five with 100 bucks in your pocket. 1497 00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:28,727 - All right, all right, all right. 1498 00:53:28,727 --> 00:53:29,945 - That's how it's done on Wall Street. 1499 00:53:29,945 --> 00:53:32,731 - Yeah, no, it's actually really massive. 1500 00:53:32,731 --> 00:53:35,734 - I have so many questions as to how you got this, 1501 00:53:35,734 --> 00:53:37,039 but I'm not gonna ask because- 1502 00:53:37,039 --> 00:53:40,042 - All right, check out this fuck fest. 1503 00:53:40,042 --> 00:53:43,394 - [Simon] Yeah, gives us the fucky, fucky, fucky. 1504 00:53:43,394 --> 00:53:45,134 - Yeah, look at that. 1505 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:47,789 Look at that naughty boy. 1506 00:53:47,789 --> 00:53:49,269 That's your guy, right? 1507 00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:50,575 - Is this it? - That's it, that's it. 1508 00:53:50,575 --> 00:53:53,317 - That's not it, that's not him. 1509 00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,535 - That's him, that's his face. 1510 00:53:54,535 --> 00:53:55,797 - That is his face. 1511 00:53:55,797 --> 00:53:57,059 That's the guy you're looking- 1512 00:53:57,059 --> 00:53:58,322 - It's it face, but it's like- 1513 00:53:58,322 --> 00:53:59,584 - He's floating around on- 1514 00:53:59,584 --> 00:54:00,846 - It's like in South Park- - Yes. 1515 00:54:00,846 --> 00:54:01,586 - With Saddam Hussein where he's ah, ah. 1516 00:54:01,586 --> 00:54:02,587 - Right, yes, yeah. 1517 00:54:02,587 --> 00:54:03,501 Fuck me Satan. - Yeah, that- 1518 00:54:03,501 --> 00:54:05,198 - It's a weird angle. 1519 00:54:05,198 --> 00:54:06,068 Guys, this is loaded. 1520 00:54:06,068 --> 00:54:06,982 - A weird angle? 1521 00:54:06,982 --> 00:54:08,680 - It's what, it's low budget. 1522 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,638 This is a Gonzo style porno, this will pass. 1523 00:54:10,638 --> 00:54:14,207 - I can't believe you wanted $10,000 for this crap. 1524 00:54:14,207 --> 00:54:15,164 Are you insane? 1525 00:54:15,164 --> 00:54:15,948 - Shoot for the stars. 1526 00:54:15,948 --> 00:54:17,471 - Are you insane? 1527 00:54:17,471 --> 00:54:20,039 - Hey, can you calm down, now. 1528 00:54:20,039 --> 00:54:21,997 - We're almost done, Sunil, give me a second, you owe me. 1529 00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:23,303 - [Sunil] No, no, no. 1530 00:54:23,303 --> 00:54:24,348 Get out of here. 1531 00:54:24,348 --> 00:54:25,610 - Get out of here? 1532 00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:26,872 - [Sunil] Come on, get, I don't want you here. 1533 00:54:26,872 --> 00:54:28,177 Come on, get out. 1534 00:54:28,177 --> 00:54:29,440 - [Arliss] Why don't we pause it. 1535 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,354 - Okay, if I get out, I'm never coming back. 1536 00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:31,529 I won't be here Thursday, 1537 00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:33,008 I won't be here Sunday. 1538 00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:34,532 I won't be here Christmas Eve with you. 1539 00:54:34,532 --> 00:54:36,316 - [Sunil] Come on. 1540 00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:37,274 - All right, you know, actually he's right, this sucks. 1541 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,884 We're outta here. 1542 00:54:38,884 --> 00:54:39,667 - Excuse me, excuse me, you just broke my laptop. 1543 00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:42,061 - Uh-huh, okay, sue me. 1544 00:54:42,061 --> 00:54:43,367 I'm a lawyer, I'll see you in court. 1545 00:54:43,367 --> 00:54:45,151 - I will be billing you. 1546 00:54:45,151 --> 00:54:46,718 - What a waste of time, what a waste of time. 1547 00:54:46,718 --> 00:54:49,242 Sunil, are placing a to go order. 1548 00:54:49,242 --> 00:54:51,984 - It will pass. 1549 00:54:51,984 --> 00:54:53,377 - I am a little stressed. 1550 00:54:55,117 --> 00:54:56,858 I have a press conference in 36 hours, 1551 00:54:56,858 --> 00:54:59,252 I have no idea what I'm gonna say 1552 00:54:59,252 --> 00:55:01,385 and I have Mary Jo calling every 10 minutes saying, 1553 00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:04,213 the election's soon, when's the update, what's happening? 1554 00:55:04,213 --> 00:55:05,693 And I don't know what to tell her, 1555 00:55:05,693 --> 00:55:10,002 so I'm feeling the pressure, but got a sugar boost. 1556 00:55:11,395 --> 00:55:12,396 Got my man on the keys right there. 1557 00:55:12,396 --> 00:55:14,006 He's- - No, no, no. 1558 00:55:14,006 --> 00:55:17,009 - I am not doing his laundry. 1559 00:55:17,009 --> 00:55:18,837 - Okay, Marco, can you just relax? 1560 00:55:18,837 --> 00:55:20,447 It's all in the same basket. 1561 00:55:20,447 --> 00:55:21,666 - How about I relax like this. 1562 00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:25,234 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Marco, Marco. 1563 00:55:25,234 --> 00:55:26,497 Are you serious? 1564 00:55:26,497 --> 00:55:27,672 - I'm serious. I'm done dealing with this shit. 1565 00:55:27,672 --> 00:55:29,021 Just eat your ice cream. 1566 00:55:29,021 --> 00:55:30,065 - Come back here right now. 1567 00:55:30,065 --> 00:55:31,415 [Marco speaks Spanish] 1568 00:55:31,415 --> 00:55:32,241 - English! 1569 00:55:32,241 --> 00:55:33,025 [Marcos speaks Spanish] 1570 00:55:33,025 --> 00:55:35,070 - English, English. 1571 00:55:36,376 --> 00:55:37,029 Fired. 1572 00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:40,075 He's probably fire after throwing something at me. 1573 00:55:40,075 --> 00:55:42,034 He can't do that. He can't do that! 1574 00:55:43,470 --> 00:55:44,428 - [Simon] I got it? 1575 00:55:44,428 --> 00:55:45,864 - [Rick] Got what? 1576 00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:48,475 - I fuckin' got it! 1577 00:55:48,475 --> 00:55:50,869 - This is a legitimate hail Mary situation. 1578 00:55:50,869 --> 00:55:54,220 Okay, this genius, his Facebook plan worked. 1579 00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:55,656 - Yep. 1580 00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:57,310 Heard from one of Antonio's old classmates 1581 00:55:57,310 --> 00:55:59,573 from UCLA who, guess what, hates the guy. 1582 00:55:59,573 --> 00:56:01,445 - No, no, no, no, doesn't just hate him, 1583 00:56:01,445 --> 00:56:03,969 says she has career-ending evidence, 1584 00:56:03,969 --> 00:56:04,926 those are the words she used. 1585 00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:06,188 - Yep, vice versa. 1586 00:56:06,188 --> 00:56:07,015 - We're gonna go talk to her right now. 1587 00:56:07,015 --> 00:56:07,668 You are gonna get kissed. 1588 00:56:07,668 --> 00:56:08,452 Not by me. 1589 00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:09,540 - Don't touch me. 1590 00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:10,802 [Rick laughs] 1591 00:56:10,802 --> 00:56:12,151 - Hi! - How are you? 1592 00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:13,413 - Can I help you? 1593 00:56:13,413 --> 00:56:15,720 - Yes, we are looking for Carol Weiston. 1594 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:17,548 - Wishspoon, wishpoon. 1595 00:56:17,548 --> 00:56:18,592 - No, Ouistablufin. 1596 00:56:18,592 --> 00:56:20,072 - Yes. That's the one. 1597 00:56:20,072 --> 00:56:21,073 Hey, Carol's my wife. 1598 00:56:21,073 --> 00:56:22,944 - I wanna get to why we're here. 1599 00:56:22,944 --> 00:56:26,034 Now, Carol, you were classmates 1600 00:56:26,034 --> 00:56:28,297 with Antonio at UCLA, is that right? 1601 00:56:28,297 --> 00:56:29,168 - Yes. 1602 00:56:29,168 --> 00:56:31,213 We were in the same dorm. 1603 00:56:32,127 --> 00:56:33,825 - And what was your, uh, 1604 00:56:33,825 --> 00:56:35,392 what was your impression of Antonio? 1605 00:56:36,567 --> 00:56:38,307 - Well, he was Mister Popular 1606 00:56:38,307 --> 00:56:40,440 and everybody loved him. 1607 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,920 - Mm-hmm. - Yep. 1608 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:45,619 - But, to me, he was just, I don't know, 1609 00:56:45,619 --> 00:56:49,841 he was like an attention seeking phony. 1610 00:56:49,841 --> 00:56:50,755 - I hate that type. - Hate it. 1611 00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:52,757 - Hate 'em all. - The worst. 1612 00:56:52,757 --> 00:56:54,062 - I didn't really mind it, 1613 00:56:54,062 --> 00:56:58,415 but well, see, we had this professor, 1614 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:01,200 Professor Allen Silverstein, 1615 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,984 but this one night a bunch 1616 00:57:02,984 --> 00:57:06,597 of the students were drinking in the dorms 1617 00:57:06,597 --> 00:57:09,774 and Antonio just went off on Mr. Silverstein, 1618 00:57:09,774 --> 00:57:11,776 just called him all sorts of names, you know, 1619 00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:13,125 'cause he's Jewish. 1620 00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:16,520 And I said, "Antonio, stop that." 1621 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:20,175 He just kept saying such hurtful, mean racist things. 1622 00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:23,352 Jews are a race, right? 1623 00:57:23,352 --> 00:57:24,484 - Yes. 1624 00:57:24,484 --> 00:57:25,703 - Technically a religion, but yes, yes. 1625 00:57:25,703 --> 00:57:27,008 It's all good. 1626 00:57:27,008 --> 00:57:29,271 - It's just not right, you know. 1627 00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:30,969 - No, it's not. 1628 00:57:30,969 --> 00:57:32,666 It's not, it's okay. - It's wrong is what it is. 1629 00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:34,233 - You didn't do anything wrong. 1630 00:57:34,233 --> 00:57:37,149 Here, this is clean. 1631 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:41,980 - I'm sorry to get emotional, it's just- 1632 00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,242 - No, no, don't you apologize. 1633 00:57:43,242 --> 00:57:46,332 - Fucked up is what it is. 1634 00:57:46,332 --> 00:57:48,552 - This has been in my pocket, but it's clean. 1635 00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:52,164 [Carol blows nose] 1636 00:57:52,164 --> 00:57:53,600 [Carol cries] 1637 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:54,427 - Take your time. 1638 00:57:54,427 --> 00:57:55,254 - Hey, hey, hey. 1639 00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:58,692 You are a hero- - But- 1640 00:57:58,692 --> 00:58:00,651 - There's one more thing I need you to do. 1641 00:58:00,651 --> 00:58:02,261 Carol, if there's a way 1642 00:58:02,261 --> 00:58:05,438 for you to say exactly what you said to us, 1643 00:58:05,438 --> 00:58:08,310 just right now at our press conference tomorrow, 1644 00:58:12,445 --> 00:58:13,272 forget about it. 1645 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,405 - I bet people are gonna say really mean things 1646 00:58:16,405 --> 00:58:18,973 about me in the press and on Facebook and stuff. 1647 00:58:18,973 --> 00:58:20,409 - Can I be real with you? 1648 00:58:20,409 --> 00:58:21,541 Can I get real with you right now? 1649 00:58:21,541 --> 00:58:23,151 They will. 1650 00:58:23,151 --> 00:58:25,806 All I can promise you is that we will stand next 1651 00:58:25,806 --> 00:58:30,594 to you and behind you and also in front of you 1652 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:32,291 with everything we got. 1653 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,860 - Okay, I'll do it. 1654 00:58:37,296 --> 00:58:39,820 - My hands are a little sweaty, I apologize. 1655 00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:42,475 - All right, is everything okay in here. 1656 00:58:42,475 --> 00:58:45,870 - [Rick] It was until about three seconds ago. 1657 00:58:45,870 --> 00:58:46,871 - She saw your face. 1658 00:58:46,871 --> 00:58:47,915 - [Rick] She got upset. 1659 00:58:47,915 --> 00:58:49,221 - No, no, it wasn't that. 1660 00:58:49,221 --> 00:58:51,789 Here, Carol, do you need a glass of wine. 1661 00:58:51,789 --> 00:58:52,920 - Goldmine, goldmine. 1662 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:53,921 - This is happening. 1663 00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:55,619 - He's fucked. - Bye-bye. 1664 00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:56,924 - He's fucked. 1665 00:58:56,924 --> 00:58:58,230 You can't say anything about the Jewish people. 1666 00:58:58,230 --> 00:58:59,579 - No. - That is a no go. 1667 00:58:59,579 --> 00:59:00,711 - Nor should you. 1668 00:59:00,711 --> 00:59:02,016 I got cat dander on me. - Yeah, you do. 1669 00:59:02,016 --> 00:59:02,930 - Worth it. 1670 00:59:04,628 --> 00:59:05,890 Oh, what is? 1671 00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:10,851 Hey, I'm sorry, Marco, what is, are you moving out? 1672 00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:12,984 - This is all your shit. 1673 00:59:12,984 --> 00:59:16,378 I'm doing sharing this space with you. 1674 00:59:16,378 --> 00:59:17,510 - What the fuck? 1675 00:59:17,510 --> 00:59:18,598 Your assistant's kicking you out. 1676 00:59:18,598 --> 00:59:19,512 - No, no, no. 1677 00:59:19,512 --> 00:59:20,774 - Assistant. 1678 00:59:20,774 --> 00:59:21,949 - Hey, I wanna talk to you over there. 1679 00:59:21,949 --> 00:59:22,733 Come with me. 1680 00:59:22,733 --> 00:59:23,777 - Oh, my God, no. 1681 00:59:23,777 --> 00:59:25,170 - I'm not chasing you. 1682 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:28,782 Hey. 1683 00:59:28,782 --> 00:59:30,088 - Just gonna work it out really quick. 1684 00:59:30,088 --> 00:59:31,002 - [Rick] You can't do this, Marco. 1685 00:59:31,002 --> 00:59:32,438 - [Marco] I am sick of this. 1686 00:59:32,438 --> 00:59:34,614 I'm sick of the cameras, I'm sick of that boy. 1687 00:59:34,614 --> 00:59:35,876 I'm sick of all of that. 1688 00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:37,225 - [Rick] No, no, no, I don't care. 1689 00:59:37,225 --> 00:59:39,097 You literally cannot do this, this is my condo. 1690 00:59:39,097 --> 00:59:42,753 - [Marco] You cannot sleep here tonight. 1691 00:59:42,753 --> 00:59:46,757 - Oh, here we are, hotel style 1692 00:59:46,757 --> 00:59:48,672 where the presser's is gonna be tomorrow, 1693 00:59:48,672 --> 00:59:50,325 just a few floors downstairs, 1694 00:59:50,325 --> 00:59:52,589 but we're here, we're maxin' and relaxin'. 1695 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:55,200 - Two kings just resting before battle. 1696 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:58,595 - Thank God I did not cancel that press conference. 1697 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:00,684 They wanted me to cancel it and I said no 1698 01:00:00,684 --> 01:00:02,337 and this is why. 1699 01:00:02,337 --> 01:00:05,514 You and I, my friend, are gonna be in high demand. 1700 01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:07,386 They're gonna want us on all the shows. 1701 01:00:07,386 --> 01:00:08,300 - Oh, yeah. 1702 01:00:08,300 --> 01:00:09,823 - This is time to kind of chill. 1703 01:00:11,651 --> 01:00:14,349 [Rick snores] 1704 01:00:23,010 --> 01:00:24,664 - Should I wake him? 1705 01:00:24,664 --> 01:00:27,014 He sounds like he's fuckin' dyin'. 1706 01:00:27,014 --> 01:00:28,581 What do we do? 1707 01:00:28,581 --> 01:00:29,756 - [Cameraman] Yeah, I don't think he's breathing. 1708 01:00:29,756 --> 01:00:31,105 - I should probably wake him. - Yeah. 1709 01:00:31,105 --> 01:00:33,194 - Yo, yo, yo. 1710 01:00:33,194 --> 01:00:34,979 - Oh, oh, hey, hey, I'm here. 1711 01:00:37,764 --> 01:00:38,460 Did I fall asleep? 1712 01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:42,464 [groans] Sorry about that. 1713 01:00:46,381 --> 01:00:48,557 Oh, it's all about the press conference. 1714 01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:52,561 Yeah, that's the coupe de gras, 1715 01:00:52,561 --> 01:00:55,564 where it's me in my element. 1716 01:00:55,564 --> 01:00:58,524 I'm up there, I am controlling the room. 1717 01:00:58,524 --> 01:01:02,789 I am playing them all like a little fiddle. 1718 01:01:02,789 --> 01:01:04,835 [playful suspenseful music] 1719 01:01:04,835 --> 01:01:07,098 So, here's what we're looking at. 1720 01:01:07,098 --> 01:01:07,925 Breakfast is on the way. - Break it down. 1721 01:01:07,925 --> 01:01:11,015 - It's 9:11 right now. 1722 01:01:11,015 --> 01:01:13,670 Carol's gonna be here at 10. 1723 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:15,062 Bring her up here, we'll prep her for a little bit. 1724 01:01:15,062 --> 01:01:16,237 - [Simon] Yeah. 1725 01:01:16,237 --> 01:01:17,195 - Secure us the late checkout. 1726 01:01:17,195 --> 01:01:18,587 We'll meet in the lobby at 1:45. 1727 01:01:18,587 --> 01:01:20,198 Presser starts at 2 o'clock. 1728 01:01:20,198 --> 01:01:21,852 Loud buzz online. - Oh, yeah. 1729 01:01:21,852 --> 01:01:22,679 - I don't know if you've been seeing what's happening. 1730 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:23,984 - Oh, I saw, I saw. 1731 01:01:23,984 --> 01:01:25,899 They think it's a sex tape, bunch of perverts. 1732 01:01:25,899 --> 01:01:27,596 - They're gonna be floored 1733 01:01:27,596 --> 01:01:29,990 when they find out it's about the Jews. 1734 01:01:31,078 --> 01:01:33,559 Oh, God, sounds harsh. 1735 01:01:33,559 --> 01:01:36,867 Jewish, Jewish folks, our Jewish friends. 1736 01:01:36,867 --> 01:01:39,260 When they find out it's about our Jewish friends. 1737 01:01:39,260 --> 01:01:40,871 My friend, Juan, come on in, buddy. 1738 01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,524 - You scared me. 1739 01:01:42,524 --> 01:01:44,222 - Come on in, yeah, we're making a little documentary. 1740 01:01:44,222 --> 01:01:45,702 You weren't here last night, they weren't here. 1741 01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:50,010 He served us a delicious hot fudge sundae last night, 1742 01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:52,230 wonderful man right here, wonderful man. 1743 01:01:52,230 --> 01:01:54,275 - Hope y'all had a nice night. 1744 01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:56,234 - I slept like a log, my friend. 1745 01:01:56,234 --> 01:01:58,497 - Yeah, I slept like shit next to this log, 1746 01:01:58,497 --> 01:01:59,890 'cause he snores. 1747 01:01:59,890 --> 01:02:01,239 - I forgot my CPAP machine 1748 01:02:01,239 --> 01:02:03,023 and he has not let me forget about it. 1749 01:02:03,023 --> 01:02:04,808 - Right. - I almost died, by the way. 1750 01:02:04,808 --> 01:02:06,200 - I slept like, I look terrible, 1751 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,549 I got bags under my eyes. 1752 01:02:07,549 --> 01:02:08,637 - Yeah, well, I couldn't breathe 1753 01:02:08,637 --> 01:02:09,551 for an hour and a half. 1754 01:02:10,901 --> 01:02:13,033 - [Director] So, what time is it right now? 1755 01:02:13,033 --> 01:02:17,516 - Uh, 10, three-four, so Carol's a little bit late. 1756 01:02:17,516 --> 01:02:18,735 Not a big deal. 1757 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,040 Traffic, LA, yeah. 1758 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,477 - [Simon] Yeah, no biggie whatsoever. 1759 01:02:22,477 --> 01:02:24,523 - She's in or out as we say. 1760 01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:27,091 - It's the standard, standard LA time, 1761 01:02:27,091 --> 01:02:28,483 everyone runs late. 1762 01:02:28,483 --> 01:02:30,572 You're not cool if you ain't late, you know. 1763 01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:33,314 That's what they say, so. 1764 01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:37,492 Maybe we should call her. 1765 01:02:37,492 --> 01:02:40,060 - I'm gonna call her just because, you know, 1766 01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:43,890 maybe, hi, Carol, Rick Klingman here with Simon. 1767 01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:48,286 10:35, just wondering, you know, where you're at. 1768 01:02:48,286 --> 01:02:51,550 Um, we're here and we'll see you in a few hopefully. 1769 01:02:51,550 --> 01:02:53,291 Thanks, Carol, bye. 1770 01:02:55,728 --> 01:02:56,860 - How did it go? What did she say? 1771 01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:58,687 - Oh, it was a voicemail. 1772 01:02:58,687 --> 01:03:00,994 Carol, it's Rick. It's 11:33. 1773 01:03:00,994 --> 01:03:03,910 What Antonio said was despicable 1774 01:03:03,910 --> 01:03:06,870 and you have an obligation to tell people what happened 1775 01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:07,871 and we're here to help you. 1776 01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:09,437 And I promise you- 1777 01:03:09,437 --> 01:03:10,351 - [Voicemail] If you are satisfied 1778 01:03:10,351 --> 01:03:12,310 with your message, press one. 1779 01:03:12,310 --> 01:03:13,702 - Son of a gun. - What'd she say? 1780 01:03:13,702 --> 01:03:15,095 - It was a voicemail. 1781 01:03:15,095 --> 01:03:18,490 Okay, um, I'm officially worried. 1782 01:03:20,144 --> 01:03:22,102 - Should we, do we need to go get her or something, huh? 1783 01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:23,625 - Well, no, she's 90 minutes away, 1784 01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:25,323 we won't make it back in time. 1785 01:03:25,323 --> 01:03:27,499 - We need to put some new kind of plan into action. 1786 01:03:27,499 --> 01:03:28,500 - Yeah. 1787 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:29,762 I think the move here- - Yeah. 1788 01:03:30,981 --> 01:03:32,721 - Is wait. 1789 01:03:32,721 --> 01:03:35,333 [shower runs] 1790 01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:36,377 He worked out again. 1791 01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:41,339 - [Director] The press conference is in 30 minutes. 1792 01:03:41,339 --> 01:03:43,167 What's going through your mind right now? 1793 01:03:44,603 --> 01:03:45,691 - What's going through my mind right now is 1794 01:03:45,691 --> 01:03:47,693 that Carol is nowhere to be seen, 1795 01:03:47,693 --> 01:03:50,043 which means I think she bailed on this whole thing 1796 01:03:50,043 --> 01:03:52,916 and I can't believe that, 1797 01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:56,180 so I'm trying to come up with an alternative plan. 1798 01:03:56,180 --> 01:03:57,007 Right, now here's the deal. 1799 01:03:57,007 --> 01:03:58,399 I want her to sit here. 1800 01:03:58,399 --> 01:03:59,792 Look at me, I want you- [Jessica knocks] 1801 01:03:59,792 --> 01:04:01,272 Coming. 1802 01:04:01,272 --> 01:04:03,143 I want you to sit, like stand right here. 1803 01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:04,231 - Stand over, okay. 1804 01:04:04,231 --> 01:04:05,232 - Here we go, all right? - Like a lamp. 1805 01:04:05,232 --> 01:04:06,668 - I got this. 1806 01:04:08,409 --> 01:04:09,933 - Hey, Rick. - How are you? 1807 01:04:09,933 --> 01:04:11,456 - Doing well. - Good to see you. 1808 01:04:11,456 --> 01:04:12,457 - You remember our little crew? 1809 01:04:12,457 --> 01:04:14,111 - Yep, hi, guys. 1810 01:04:14,111 --> 01:04:15,634 - From New York. 1811 01:04:15,634 --> 01:04:17,244 If you wanna grab a seat right there, you know- 1812 01:04:17,244 --> 01:04:18,245 - Oh, yes, thank you. 1813 01:04:18,245 --> 01:04:19,333 - Simon, of course. 1814 01:04:19,333 --> 01:04:20,552 - Ooh, Jessica, yes, hey. 1815 01:04:20,552 --> 01:04:21,683 - Hey, Simon. 1816 01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:25,035 - Thank you for coming here and joining us. 1817 01:04:26,819 --> 01:04:28,386 - Can you not stand there? - Yeah, I don't need to. 1818 01:04:28,386 --> 01:04:29,691 - It's insane. 1819 01:04:29,691 --> 01:04:30,344 - Yeah, yeah. You can just go over there. 1820 01:04:30,344 --> 01:04:31,215 - Sit over here. 1821 01:04:31,215 --> 01:04:32,085 - Yeah, he doesn't need to. 1822 01:04:33,695 --> 01:04:34,914 Oh, can I get you something from the minibar? 1823 01:04:34,914 --> 01:04:36,176 You want a little- 1824 01:04:36,176 --> 01:04:36,960 - [Jessica] Oh, I'm good, thanks. 1825 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:37,961 - You sure? 1826 01:04:37,961 --> 01:04:38,962 [ice bin clanks] 1827 01:04:38,962 --> 01:04:39,788 You okay? - Yeah. 1828 01:04:39,788 --> 01:04:40,615 - Okay. 1829 01:04:41,790 --> 01:04:42,574 All right. 1830 01:04:42,574 --> 01:04:43,923 - So? - So- 1831 01:04:43,923 --> 01:04:45,185 - What's going on? 1832 01:04:45,185 --> 01:04:47,013 - What's going on? 1833 01:04:47,013 --> 01:04:49,798 We're like what's not going on. 1834 01:04:49,798 --> 01:04:50,712 Here's what's going on. 1835 01:04:52,236 --> 01:04:53,890 We wanna give you the exclusive. 1836 01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:55,979 We talked about it and we think 1837 01:04:55,979 --> 01:05:00,809 that you are kind of the only person we trust 1838 01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:03,160 to tell you this story to put it out there 1839 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,074 to the world. 1840 01:05:05,205 --> 01:05:06,511 - Get posting, get typing. 1841 01:05:06,511 --> 01:05:08,948 - Are you serious? - You're welcome. 1842 01:05:08,948 --> 01:05:11,995 - The press conference is in 10 minutes. 1843 01:05:11,995 --> 01:05:13,953 How is that an exclusive? 1844 01:05:13,953 --> 01:05:15,737 - I mean, because you would have 1845 01:05:15,737 --> 01:05:19,219 the story 10 minutes before everyone else. 1846 01:05:19,219 --> 01:05:21,047 - Well, I don't think my colleagues 1847 01:05:21,047 --> 01:05:23,223 that are waiting for the press conference 1848 01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:26,226 you promised them would appreciate that very much. 1849 01:05:26,226 --> 01:05:28,359 - This is earth shattering stuff 1850 01:05:28,359 --> 01:05:30,535 and we're giving it all to you, all to you. 1851 01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:33,016 No one else. 1852 01:05:34,104 --> 01:05:35,670 What do you say? 1853 01:05:35,670 --> 01:05:37,934 - I have always been up front with you, Rick, 1854 01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:38,847 and you, Simon. 1855 01:05:40,762 --> 01:05:45,158 I think that you guys are con artists, 1856 01:05:45,158 --> 01:05:48,553 but I write about you because I find it entertaining 1857 01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:52,557 and frankly I have the duty to expose your bullshit, 1858 01:05:53,645 --> 01:05:55,777 but if you're gonna call a presser 1859 01:05:55,777 --> 01:05:57,692 and have a bunch of reporters come all 1860 01:05:57,692 --> 01:06:00,652 the way over here and then not talk to them, 1861 01:06:02,262 --> 01:06:04,612 then I'm done with you for real. 1862 01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:07,528 And so is everyone else. 1863 01:06:09,313 --> 01:06:11,663 [Rick sighs] 1864 01:06:15,841 --> 01:06:20,019 Rick, Rick, you don't have to keep doing 1865 01:06:20,019 --> 01:06:21,978 this stuff, you know. 1866 01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:25,285 There are other ways to make a living. 1867 01:06:29,768 --> 01:06:31,813 It's not about the money, okay, 1868 01:06:31,813 --> 01:06:33,772 it's not why I do what I do. 1869 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:38,211 I want people to know the truth 1870 01:06:38,211 --> 01:06:42,346 and I just, I feel good when I'm standing up there 1871 01:06:42,346 --> 01:06:44,130 and I'm telling them this. 1872 01:06:44,130 --> 01:06:47,220 It makes me feel good, it gives me purpose. 1873 01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:50,615 And I just, it gets harder and harder to do 1874 01:06:50,615 --> 01:06:54,053 with people just, they go after you 1875 01:06:54,053 --> 01:06:55,533 and they just make fun of you 1876 01:06:55,533 --> 01:06:59,276 and I'm tired of it and I don't know, I just, 1877 01:06:59,276 --> 01:07:00,929 maybe you're right, 1878 01:07:00,929 --> 01:07:02,061 you know- - Yeah. 1879 01:07:02,061 --> 01:07:02,801 - Maybe I need to not- [phone dings] 1880 01:07:02,801 --> 01:07:03,932 - [Simon] Holy shit. 1881 01:07:03,932 --> 01:07:05,151 - [Jessica] Go towards the real- 1882 01:07:05,151 --> 01:07:06,544 - Carol's here, she's downstairs. 1883 01:07:06,544 --> 01:07:08,372 - Shut, shut up, shut up. - Go time. 1884 01:07:08,372 --> 01:07:09,721 - Whoo! - Go time. 1885 01:07:10,939 --> 01:07:12,593 - Fuckin' blew it, Jessica. 1886 01:07:12,593 --> 01:07:13,420 - Move, move. 1887 01:07:14,204 --> 01:07:15,553 - This way? - Yep. 1888 01:07:15,553 --> 01:07:16,858 - Left or right, left or right? 1889 01:07:16,858 --> 01:07:17,729 - Left. - Yep. 1890 01:07:19,774 --> 01:07:21,167 - Right, right, right, right, right. 1891 01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:22,603 No, no, step only, step only, come on, come on. 1892 01:07:22,603 --> 01:07:25,084 Here we go and no, no, no, no. 1893 01:07:25,084 --> 01:07:26,607 - What, what? 1894 01:07:26,607 --> 01:07:28,522 - It's the pool, it's the pool, the pool. 1895 01:07:28,522 --> 01:07:30,437 - Jesus Christ. 1896 01:07:30,437 --> 01:07:32,048 [Simon grunts] 1897 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,092 - Thank you for coming. 1898 01:07:33,092 --> 01:07:35,094 You are four hours late. - I know. 1899 01:07:35,094 --> 01:07:37,053 - Man. - I'm sorry. 1900 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,402 - We thought you had some kind of change 1901 01:07:38,402 --> 01:07:39,968 of heart or something and- 1902 01:07:39,968 --> 01:07:42,841 - No, I, I wanna tell the truth. 1903 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,757 - Angels. 1904 01:07:45,757 --> 01:07:47,063 - You're an angel. 1905 01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:47,889 - All right. 1906 01:07:48,934 --> 01:07:49,978 - Okay. 1907 01:07:49,978 --> 01:07:51,371 - You been drinking? 1908 01:07:51,371 --> 01:07:53,982 - No, just a glass of wine to calm my nerves. 1909 01:07:53,982 --> 01:07:54,896 - Okay, that's fine, that's good, no, it's fine 1910 01:07:54,896 --> 01:07:56,159 to have a glass. 1911 01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:57,421 They say one glass a day's healthy. 1912 01:07:57,421 --> 01:07:59,075 All right, you start live streaming. 1913 01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:00,380 - We're live, baby. 1914 01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:02,295 - Everyone settle, we're going live. 1915 01:08:03,644 --> 01:08:05,168 You go first, you come with me, 1916 01:08:05,168 --> 01:08:07,039 you're the caboose. 1917 01:08:07,039 --> 01:08:07,822 There we go. 1918 01:08:09,128 --> 01:08:11,783 Hello, everyone, right in here. 1919 01:08:13,828 --> 01:08:14,829 You guys can go ahead, Carol, 1920 01:08:14,829 --> 01:08:16,092 we got seats for you 1921 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:17,528 and you can take the one that's kind 1922 01:08:17,528 --> 01:08:19,617 of further towards the window. 1923 01:08:19,617 --> 01:08:21,184 What is, when did you put up this? 1924 01:08:21,184 --> 01:08:22,359 - It's nice, right? 1925 01:08:22,359 --> 01:08:23,664 I put it up this morning. 1926 01:08:23,664 --> 01:08:24,665 - Yeah, I think it's great. 1927 01:08:24,665 --> 01:08:26,189 I think we should take it down. 1928 01:08:26,189 --> 01:08:28,321 - No can do, no can do, it's free publicity. 1929 01:08:28,321 --> 01:08:30,018 - No, but I want you to hear me right now. 1930 01:08:30,018 --> 01:08:31,455 This is the most important moment of my life. 1931 01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:32,804 - Our life. - Our life. 1932 01:08:32,804 --> 01:08:36,242 - And I want this taken down right now. 1933 01:08:36,242 --> 01:08:37,417 - Changes. 1934 01:08:42,466 --> 01:08:43,641 Don't tear it, don't tear it. 1935 01:08:43,641 --> 01:08:44,468 - Yep, yep, yep. 1936 01:08:48,820 --> 01:08:49,951 - [Simon] I'm just gonna let- 1937 01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:55,043 - You can fold that up over there. 1938 01:08:58,046 --> 01:09:00,614 [Rick clears throat] 1939 01:09:00,614 --> 01:09:02,312 Good afternoon. 1940 01:09:02,312 --> 01:09:04,227 My name is Rick Klingman. 1941 01:09:04,227 --> 01:09:05,880 This, of course, is Simon Tarnum. 1942 01:09:07,447 --> 01:09:11,147 We are here today to talk about Antonio Kelly-Zhang, 1943 01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:13,323 who is running for Congress right here 1944 01:09:13,323 --> 01:09:15,760 in California's 40th district. 1945 01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:17,109 And I, I wanna be clear. 1946 01:09:17,109 --> 01:09:21,896 When Simon and I began this investigation, 1947 01:09:21,896 --> 01:09:24,160 we, uh, we went into it with an open mind 1948 01:09:25,683 --> 01:09:28,947 and we were not prepared 1949 01:09:30,253 --> 01:09:31,776 to find out what we did. 1950 01:09:32,864 --> 01:09:34,474 Now, without any further ado, 1951 01:09:34,474 --> 01:09:37,390 I'm gonna introduce Carol Ouistablufen 1952 01:09:37,390 --> 01:09:39,349 and she has a story to tell, Carol. 1953 01:09:40,654 --> 01:09:42,700 - Thank you, thank you. 1954 01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:45,311 [cameras click] 1955 01:09:48,140 --> 01:09:49,272 - Hi. 1956 01:09:49,272 --> 01:09:51,317 I'm Carol, um- 1957 01:09:51,317 --> 01:09:53,101 - Speak up, speak up. 1958 01:09:53,101 --> 01:09:53,928 - Sorry. 1959 01:09:55,147 --> 01:09:59,107 From 2005 to 2008, I was classmates 1960 01:09:59,107 --> 01:10:01,936 with Antonio Kelly-Zhang. 1961 01:10:01,936 --> 01:10:04,983 One night in our dorm, 1962 01:10:04,983 --> 01:10:08,073 there were some antisemitic references made 1963 01:10:08,073 --> 01:10:11,946 in regard to humanities professor, Allen Silverstein. 1964 01:10:13,731 --> 01:10:16,777 They were hateful and deeply insulting 1965 01:10:16,777 --> 01:10:21,565 to Professor Silverstein, his religion and his culture. 1966 01:10:24,307 --> 01:10:29,137 These antisemitic comments were made by me. 1967 01:10:32,793 --> 01:10:35,405 [cameras click] 1968 01:10:38,756 --> 01:10:40,540 Yeah, I did them. 1969 01:10:41,976 --> 01:10:46,546 I said the words that were anti the Jews. 1970 01:10:49,201 --> 01:10:52,596 I think I'm not a happy person. 1971 01:10:52,596 --> 01:10:57,427 I have a, I have a little bit of a drinking problem. 1972 01:10:57,427 --> 01:11:01,474 I spend 16 hours a day on Facebook 1973 01:11:01,474 --> 01:11:06,262 and just sit around all day glugging wine 1974 01:11:07,175 --> 01:11:07,915 and talking shit. 1975 01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:14,357 I think I'm just angry about how my life turned out. 1976 01:11:14,357 --> 01:11:19,187 I want to apologize to all of you, especially Antonio. 1977 01:11:23,366 --> 01:11:26,194 That felt good, thanks. 1978 01:11:29,372 --> 01:11:31,809 Where's my phone, I should check Facebook. 1979 01:11:31,809 --> 01:11:32,766 - [Rick] You guys are just gonna leave now? 1980 01:11:32,766 --> 01:11:34,072 Yeah, go ahead. - We are. 1981 01:11:34,072 --> 01:11:36,509 - Thank you guys. - Thanks for having us. 1982 01:11:36,509 --> 01:11:37,597 - Thank you so much. 1983 01:11:43,081 --> 01:11:44,604 At this point, we would like 1984 01:11:44,604 --> 01:11:48,086 to open it up to any questions you might have. 1985 01:11:48,086 --> 01:11:51,263 - Yeah, yeah, what was that? 1986 01:11:51,263 --> 01:11:55,789 Because it seems like Mr. Kelly-Zhang hasn't done 1987 01:11:55,789 --> 01:11:57,530 anything bad at all 1988 01:11:57,530 --> 01:12:00,141 and you all are just, in fact, desperate for attention. 1989 01:12:00,141 --> 01:12:01,055 - I mean, look, look, you know what the thing is, 1990 01:12:01,055 --> 01:12:03,231 this is not even the only thing. 1991 01:12:03,231 --> 01:12:05,016 There was, this is, it's part of a mosaic. 1992 01:12:05,016 --> 01:12:06,409 - One of a hundred we got for you today. 1993 01:12:06,409 --> 01:12:07,671 - Yeah, this guy- 1994 01:12:07,671 --> 01:12:09,281 - Just scratchin' the surface, people. 1995 01:12:09,281 --> 01:12:11,327 - Yeah, what are the other ones? 1996 01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:16,114 - We have heard that allegedly he molested a co-worker. 1997 01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:18,856 - Okay, who's accusing him of this? 1998 01:12:18,856 --> 01:12:19,857 - His name is Fred Zurtz. 1999 01:12:19,857 --> 01:12:21,685 - Don't say his last name. 2000 01:12:21,685 --> 01:12:25,384 - He said that he, he got his penis snapped back. 2001 01:12:25,384 --> 01:12:26,907 - What does that mean? 2002 01:12:26,907 --> 01:12:28,431 - By Antonio, he said exactly- 2003 01:12:28,431 --> 01:12:29,649 - Here's, here's- - Let me clarify. 2004 01:12:29,649 --> 01:12:30,868 - Why was he naked at work? 2005 01:12:30,868 --> 01:12:32,043 - He wasn't naked. - He wasn't. 2006 01:12:32,043 --> 01:12:32,957 - He wasn't. - He was not naked. 2007 01:12:32,957 --> 01:12:34,393 - We asked the same thing. 2008 01:12:34,393 --> 01:12:35,916 - He was wearing sweatpants. - Good question. 2009 01:12:35,916 --> 01:12:37,091 - He worked at Lavashe Restaurant in Beverly Hills. 2010 01:12:37,091 --> 01:12:38,005 - So he had to go under the waistband. 2011 01:12:38,005 --> 01:12:38,876 - He was wearing sweats at work 2012 01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:40,486 and he alleges that Antonio- 2013 01:12:40,486 --> 01:12:42,401 - Pulled the, pulled the dick and snapped it back. 2014 01:12:42,401 --> 01:12:43,924 - There's no way that happened. 2015 01:12:43,924 --> 01:12:45,491 - He pulled the dick and snapped it back, that's what- 2016 01:12:45,491 --> 01:12:46,797 - Is this the same Fred Zurtz, 2017 01:12:46,797 --> 01:12:49,452 who was picked up for masturbating 2018 01:12:49,452 --> 01:12:50,670 in Hollywood on Tuesday? 2019 01:12:50,670 --> 01:12:51,889 [reporters laugh] 2020 01:12:51,889 --> 01:12:53,412 - It is a, it is a, it was actually- 2021 01:12:53,412 --> 01:12:54,935 - I do not believe so, no. 2022 01:12:54,935 --> 01:12:56,546 - That is a different- - What a waste of our time. 2023 01:12:56,546 --> 01:12:58,330 - It's not a waste of your time. 2024 01:12:58,330 --> 01:13:00,419 - That's number two, we've got plenty, just wait, buckle up. 2025 01:13:00,419 --> 01:13:03,117 - There was a sex tape. 2026 01:13:03,117 --> 01:13:04,162 - Oh, my gosh. 2027 01:13:04,162 --> 01:13:05,163 - We don't have- 2028 01:13:05,163 --> 01:13:06,382 - Show it to us. 2029 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:07,470 - We do not have- 2030 01:13:07,470 --> 01:13:08,427 - You wanna see it? - We, we- 2031 01:13:08,427 --> 01:13:09,341 - Who else wants to see it? 2032 01:13:09,341 --> 01:13:10,951 - We don't have a sex tape. 2033 01:13:10,951 --> 01:13:13,519 - So, now you're accusing someone of making a sex tape 2034 01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:14,651 and saying you have it in your possession. 2035 01:13:14,651 --> 01:13:16,130 - No. - Show it to us. 2036 01:13:16,130 --> 01:13:17,436 - Okay. 2037 01:13:17,436 --> 01:13:18,698 - Whoa, that's a little loud, okay. 2038 01:13:18,698 --> 01:13:19,612 - He's gonna play it, he's gonna play it. 2039 01:13:19,612 --> 01:13:20,961 - [Reporter] That's insane. 2040 01:13:20,961 --> 01:13:21,962 - Dude, that's not even a deep fake, 2041 01:13:21,962 --> 01:13:22,746 it's just a fake. 2042 01:13:22,746 --> 01:13:24,225 - It's a deep real. 2043 01:13:24,225 --> 01:13:25,313 - You guys are clowns. - We're clowns. 2044 01:13:25,313 --> 01:13:26,837 - You're a clown, you're a clown. 2045 01:13:26,837 --> 01:13:27,838 - You're a fucking clown. - You're a clown, don't swear. 2046 01:13:27,838 --> 01:13:28,621 - You're a fucking clown. 2047 01:13:28,621 --> 01:13:30,231 - You're a clown. 2048 01:13:30,231 --> 01:13:31,145 - Those glasses, you look like a fuckin' clown. 2049 01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:32,059 What's everybody laughing at. 2050 01:13:32,059 --> 01:13:33,234 No, you're all fuckin' clowns. 2051 01:13:33,234 --> 01:13:34,453 Because we're doing your job up here. 2052 01:13:34,453 --> 01:13:35,715 You think this is fun for us? 2053 01:13:35,715 --> 01:13:37,238 You think we like doing this? No. 2054 01:13:37,238 --> 01:13:38,849 - What you're doing is wrong. 2055 01:13:38,849 --> 01:13:39,806 - But you know what what you do is wrong, Jessica. 2056 01:13:39,806 --> 01:13:41,025 Every time I fucking see you- 2057 01:13:41,025 --> 01:13:42,026 - Get out of my face. 2058 01:13:42,026 --> 01:13:44,550 - Jesus, come on, Jess. - Oh! 2059 01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:45,595 - Are you okay? 2060 01:13:45,595 --> 01:13:47,118 Are you okay? 2061 01:13:47,118 --> 01:13:48,119 Are you okay? 2062 01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:49,337 [Simon grunts] 2063 01:13:49,337 --> 01:13:50,817 - Yes, I'm okay. - It doesn't matter. 2064 01:13:50,817 --> 01:13:52,036 - You. - Come on, guys. 2065 01:13:52,036 --> 01:13:53,733 - Didn't even hurt. 2066 01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:56,606 And I have to go to the bathroom, and that's, 2067 01:13:56,606 --> 01:13:57,737 and it didn't hurt. 2068 01:13:57,737 --> 01:13:59,870 - Simon, Simon, wait. 2069 01:13:59,870 --> 01:14:01,959 This press conference is over, Simon. 2070 01:14:01,959 --> 01:14:04,483 Simon, Simon, wait. - No! 2071 01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:05,571 - Simon. 2072 01:14:05,571 --> 01:14:07,747 Simon, We're fine. 2073 01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:08,748 Simon, listen to me. 2074 01:14:08,748 --> 01:14:10,402 - [Simon] You know what, 2075 01:14:10,402 --> 01:14:11,229 we're fuckin' losers. - No, don't say that. 2076 01:14:11,229 --> 01:14:13,231 - No, no, no, no, oh, God. 2077 01:14:16,582 --> 01:14:19,542 [Rick grunts] 2078 01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:23,981 [playful suspenseful music] 2079 01:14:23,981 --> 01:14:26,636 - [Simon] I'm sorry, I need my mom. 2080 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:30,422 - Simon. 2081 01:14:30,422 --> 01:14:31,423 Simon. 2082 01:14:31,423 --> 01:14:32,250 Agh! 2083 01:14:34,992 --> 01:14:37,211 Enough of the fuckin' movie. 2084 01:14:39,257 --> 01:14:41,041 [suspenseful music] 2085 01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:44,001 I know you, I know you. 2086 01:14:44,001 --> 01:14:47,395 Yeah, Antonio Kelly-Zhang won by a lot. 2087 01:14:47,395 --> 01:14:50,050 Did I enjoy watching him do a little skit 2088 01:14:50,050 --> 01:14:52,052 at the Oscars with Jeremy Rinner, 2089 01:14:52,052 --> 01:14:54,185 my favorite Avenger, no. 2090 01:14:54,185 --> 01:14:56,230 I've been doing so much reflection 2091 01:14:56,230 --> 01:14:59,930 and, and working on myself so much 2092 01:14:59,930 --> 01:15:01,888 and trying to figure out how I can still deliver 2093 01:15:01,888 --> 01:15:04,891 the truth to people and luckily I figured out 2094 01:15:04,891 --> 01:15:06,327 the perfect way. 2095 01:15:08,068 --> 01:15:09,461 Podcast, I started my own podcast. 2096 01:15:12,203 --> 01:15:14,640 - Welcome back to "Maximum Truth Cast," 2097 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:16,207 the only podcast where we discuss 2098 01:15:16,207 --> 01:15:18,905 what's actually going on in our country. 2099 01:15:18,905 --> 01:15:21,821 We are streaming audio, we are streaming video 2100 01:15:21,821 --> 01:15:24,694 and I'm going to beg you to please subscribe 2101 01:15:24,694 --> 01:15:26,565 to my channel. 2102 01:15:26,565 --> 01:15:30,526 Okay, every time I put out one of these videos, ah, shit. 2103 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:31,701 - [Director] What happened? 2104 01:15:31,701 --> 01:15:34,617 - Damn power cord finally gave out on me. 2105 01:15:34,617 --> 01:15:37,576 Does anyone feel like going to Radio Shack? 2106 01:15:37,576 --> 01:15:40,448 Marco and I are actually not working together anymore, 2107 01:15:40,448 --> 01:15:43,756 which is, uh, yeah, sad to be honest. 2108 01:15:43,756 --> 01:15:46,977 He was a really great employee. 2109 01:15:46,977 --> 01:15:49,762 I mean, I still see him nonstop. 2110 01:15:49,762 --> 01:15:52,591 Literally refused to move out, he squatted. 2111 01:15:52,591 --> 01:15:54,637 And financially we both realized 2112 01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:57,074 it made more sense to stay roommates, you know. 2113 01:15:57,074 --> 01:15:59,076 And I gotta say, Andre's a nice guy. 2114 01:16:01,078 --> 01:16:02,558 Have Simon and I been talking? 2115 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:06,083 We have spoken, we have texted, we've emailed, DMs, 2116 01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:10,130 but we have not seen each other since the hotel, 2117 01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:13,220 since, uh, the incident. 2118 01:16:15,092 --> 01:16:17,921 When I, when I got pushed on the stairs. 2119 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:22,578 We are in Ontario Valley minimum security prison. 2120 01:16:24,405 --> 01:16:27,321 I've spent a lot of times in prisons, unfortunately. 2121 01:16:27,321 --> 01:16:29,802 'Cause of clients and some friends 2122 01:16:29,802 --> 01:16:32,675 and, uh, one family member. 2123 01:16:32,675 --> 01:16:34,285 - So, basically what happened was these guys 2124 01:16:34,285 --> 01:16:35,547 that I partnered up with on Shredded, 2125 01:16:35,547 --> 01:16:37,941 put something in one of the batches, 2126 01:16:37,941 --> 01:16:39,551 some kind of additive, 2127 01:16:39,551 --> 01:16:41,901 I think it was consistent with methamphetamine, 2128 01:16:41,901 --> 01:16:43,381 I don't really know, but, uh, 2129 01:16:43,381 --> 01:16:44,774 yeah, a bunch of people got sick 2130 01:16:44,774 --> 01:16:46,993 and guess who got charged? 2131 01:16:46,993 --> 01:16:49,605 This guy. Seven months. 2132 01:16:50,997 --> 01:16:52,999 - There he is, my man. - Hey. 2133 01:16:52,999 --> 01:16:54,914 - Come on, give me a hug. 2134 01:16:54,914 --> 01:16:56,220 - I'm not allowed to go past the yellow line, 2135 01:16:56,220 --> 01:16:57,525 you gotta come here. 2136 01:16:57,525 --> 01:16:59,092 - Oh, oh, yeah, okay, no problem. 2137 01:16:59,092 --> 01:17:00,790 Come on. 2138 01:17:00,790 --> 01:17:02,008 - What's going on, Rick. 2139 01:17:02,008 --> 01:17:03,096 - [Guard] No touching. 2140 01:17:03,096 --> 01:17:03,880 - Yeah. - Sorry. 2141 01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,185 - Sorry about that. 2142 01:17:05,185 --> 01:17:06,447 - Sit down. 2143 01:17:06,447 --> 01:17:08,928 - Welcome. - Huh? 2144 01:17:08,928 --> 01:17:10,669 - You look incredible. - I know. 2145 01:17:10,669 --> 01:17:12,497 - Maybe I should go to prison. 2146 01:17:12,497 --> 01:17:14,194 - Hey, prison looks good on some people. 2147 01:17:14,194 --> 01:17:15,587 - It does. 2148 01:17:15,587 --> 01:17:17,110 - You bring what I asked for? 2149 01:17:17,110 --> 01:17:18,155 - I did. 2150 01:17:18,155 --> 01:17:19,460 So, here's the deal. - Yeah. 2151 01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:20,679 - It's in my left sock and I think 2152 01:17:20,679 --> 01:17:22,376 you should start sneezing or something 2153 01:17:22,376 --> 01:17:25,031 and then I can, when that guard walks past us again 2154 01:17:25,031 --> 01:17:26,293 I'm gonna just do a little hand off. 2155 01:17:26,293 --> 01:17:27,512 - Oh, there's literally no need to do that. 2156 01:17:27,512 --> 01:17:29,470 It's a minimum security, a detention center, 2157 01:17:29,470 --> 01:17:31,124 you can just pass it to me. 2158 01:17:31,124 --> 01:17:32,299 - Oh- 2159 01:17:32,299 --> 01:17:33,039 - You're allowed to get stuff, right. 2160 01:17:33,039 --> 01:17:34,780 - Here we go. 2161 01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:35,955 This was unnecessary. 2162 01:17:35,955 --> 01:17:37,827 - Yeah, you wear your big socks. 2163 01:17:37,827 --> 01:17:39,698 - Big socks to bring you chicken breasts 2164 01:17:39,698 --> 01:17:41,395 as requested right there. 2165 01:17:41,395 --> 01:17:43,833 - Those are, uh, those are raw, those are pretty raw. 2166 01:17:43,833 --> 01:17:44,877 - Yeah. 2167 01:17:44,877 --> 01:17:46,400 - You didn't cook them? 2168 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:47,706 - Did you want me to? 2169 01:17:47,706 --> 01:17:48,968 - Yeah, I can't cook them in here. 2170 01:17:48,968 --> 01:17:51,841 What do you think I have like a fuckin' stove? 2171 01:17:51,841 --> 01:17:52,668 - Oh, my God. - Olive oil. 2172 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:54,191 - I am so sorry. 2173 01:17:54,191 --> 01:17:56,193 Okay, here's the deal. I'm gonna put them back in my sock. 2174 01:17:56,193 --> 01:17:57,194 - No, no, no. - I'll bring them back. 2175 01:17:57,194 --> 01:17:58,804 - Honestly, it's not worth it 2176 01:17:58,804 --> 01:18:00,806 and I'm kind of desperate. I'll, I can put it in the toilet, 2177 01:18:00,806 --> 01:18:02,286 it might be cold enough, they might keep. 2178 01:18:02,286 --> 01:18:04,723 Fine, I'll figure it out, you know. 2179 01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:06,246 I actually wanna talk to you about something 2180 01:18:06,246 --> 01:18:08,771 that I didn't really wanna say over the phone, 2181 01:18:08,771 --> 01:18:11,208 but- - I'm listening. 2182 01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:13,253 - Yeah, yeah, it's just kind of too important. 2183 01:18:13,253 --> 01:18:15,473 - [Rick] Yeah, go for it. 2184 01:18:15,473 --> 01:18:17,083 - So, I been doing some thinking. 2185 01:18:18,824 --> 01:18:20,478 I met this guy in here named Uri. 2186 01:18:20,478 --> 01:18:24,308 Used to be special forces in Belarus, okay? 2187 01:18:24,308 --> 01:18:26,092 - Oh, Belarus. 2188 01:18:26,092 --> 01:18:28,355 - His brother-in-law, this guy named Ivan 2189 01:18:28,355 --> 01:18:30,314 runs a bunch of tire centers in the valley. 2190 01:18:31,271 --> 01:18:32,490 So, we're talking deep pockets. 2191 01:18:32,490 --> 01:18:34,361 - Oh, yeah, he's got tire money. 2192 01:18:34,361 --> 01:18:36,015 - Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking he makes the perfect bank 2193 01:18:36,015 --> 01:18:36,842 when we set up our new shop. 2194 01:18:36,842 --> 01:18:39,540 - Oh, yeah. 2195 01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:41,064 - You know what I'm saying? 2196 01:18:41,064 --> 01:18:43,631 Dude, the day I get outta here, 2197 01:18:44,850 --> 01:18:46,417 we start our new outfit, 2198 01:18:46,417 --> 01:18:48,245 full scale intelligence operation. 2199 01:18:48,245 --> 01:18:50,769 I'm talking like, like a whole nother level. 2200 01:18:50,769 --> 01:18:52,292 These fucks are never gonna know what hit 'em, huh? 2201 01:18:52,292 --> 01:18:53,641 - [Rick] Yes. 2202 01:18:53,641 --> 01:18:55,643 - We're gonna take those dudes down. 2203 01:18:55,643 --> 01:18:56,949 Those fucks who fuckin' embarrassed us. 2204 01:18:56,949 --> 01:18:58,255 - No, no, no, no, hey, listen. 2205 01:18:58,255 --> 01:19:00,561 This sounds amazing. - Revenge mission. 2206 01:19:00,561 --> 01:19:02,738 - You're doing a lot of planning, huh? 2207 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:03,782 - [Simon] Yeah, dude. 2208 01:19:03,782 --> 01:19:06,829 - Well, I'm, I'm down. - Yeah? 2209 01:19:06,829 --> 01:19:08,091 - Of course, man. 2210 01:19:08,091 --> 01:19:09,570 We get to get the team back together, 2211 01:19:09,570 --> 01:19:10,833 get the band back together. 2212 01:19:10,833 --> 01:19:12,138 - Get that band, yeah, rock and roll. 2213 01:19:12,138 --> 01:19:13,487 - Not the team, the band back together. 2214 01:19:13,487 --> 01:19:14,793 - All right, well, listen, I got, uh, 2215 01:19:14,793 --> 01:19:15,925 I got pottery in about five minutes, but, um- 2216 01:19:15,925 --> 01:19:17,013 - Oh, wow, pottery. 2217 01:19:17,013 --> 01:19:18,275 Sounds good. 2218 01:19:18,275 --> 01:19:19,406 - It was good to see you, though. 2219 01:19:19,406 --> 01:19:22,583 Come on, come on, give me a goodbye. 2220 01:19:24,977 --> 01:19:26,457 - Whoo! - Why not. 2221 01:19:26,457 --> 01:19:27,675 - [Guard] No touching. 2222 01:19:27,675 --> 01:19:28,589 - Sorry. - All right. 2223 01:19:28,589 --> 01:19:29,765 - That was our first good one. 2224 01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:32,855 - Be good. 2225 01:19:32,855 --> 01:19:33,594 - I miss you, don't forget your chicken. 2226 01:19:33,594 --> 01:19:34,813 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 2227 01:19:34,813 --> 01:19:35,858 - Are you sure you don't want me to cook it 2228 01:19:35,858 --> 01:19:36,684 and bring it back? 2229 01:19:36,684 --> 01:19:37,468 - No, this is better. 2230 01:19:37,468 --> 01:19:38,251 This'll be better. 2231 01:19:38,251 --> 01:19:39,862 - Okay. - Yeah. 2232 01:19:39,862 --> 01:19:41,211 - If one thing, I think raw, it might be more protein. 2233 01:19:41,211 --> 01:19:42,865 I think cooking it burns off the protein. 2234 01:19:42,865 --> 01:19:44,301 Let's try it. 2235 01:19:44,301 --> 01:19:45,345 - Cook that chicken. 2236 01:19:48,348 --> 01:19:51,525 [Rick sighs] 2237 01:19:51,525 --> 01:19:53,136 - [Director] How was it seeing Simon? 2238 01:19:53,963 --> 01:19:54,964 - It was fine. 2239 01:19:56,617 --> 01:19:58,968 I just don't think Simon's learned anything. 2240 01:19:58,968 --> 01:20:03,102 You know, I [sighs], I hope he's okay. 2241 01:20:05,148 --> 01:20:06,192 It's a tough world out there 2242 01:20:06,192 --> 01:20:07,411 and he's just a kid. 2243 01:20:09,717 --> 01:20:10,544 I wish him the best. 2244 01:20:12,329 --> 01:20:14,374 - [Director] So, you're not gonna work with him again? 2245 01:20:14,374 --> 01:20:17,116 - Oh, no, for sure I am, yeah. 2246 01:20:17,116 --> 01:20:18,465 No, I mean, you gotta stay in the game. 2247 01:20:18,465 --> 01:20:20,032 You know, when you stay in the game, 2248 01:20:21,338 --> 01:20:22,165 I'm working with great people 2249 01:20:22,165 --> 01:20:24,558 and you just keep talking 2250 01:20:24,558 --> 01:20:26,386 and if you talk long enough, 2251 01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:28,606 your message will get out. 2252 01:20:30,564 --> 01:20:31,522 - [Director] What is your message? 2253 01:20:33,393 --> 01:20:34,960 - Whatever I'm paid to say it is. 2254 01:20:36,744 --> 01:20:37,963 And I'll say it with pride. 2255 01:20:38,964 --> 01:20:40,183 [phone dings] 2256 01:20:40,183 --> 01:20:43,839 Oh, uh-oh. 2257 01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:46,580 I got a little pickup. 2258 01:20:46,580 --> 01:20:48,147 - [Director] How you you been driving for Uber? 2259 01:20:48,147 --> 01:20:50,758 - Uh, three months. 2260 01:20:50,758 --> 01:20:51,629 I love it. 2261 01:20:51,629 --> 01:20:52,891 Love it, great company. 2262 01:20:52,891 --> 01:20:54,588 Only company I will ever work for. 2263 01:20:57,983 --> 01:20:59,942 Where the hell am I? 2264 01:20:59,942 --> 01:21:04,294 ♪ Looking out the window at a world on fire ♪ 2265 01:21:04,294 --> 01:21:09,255 ♪ It's plain to see the end is near ♪ 2266 01:21:09,255 --> 01:21:11,083 ♪ Seen all the sights 2267 01:21:11,083 --> 01:21:13,607 ♪ Tired of the lights 2268 01:21:13,607 --> 01:21:18,482 ♪ So you can let me off right here ♪ 2269 01:21:18,482 --> 01:21:20,614 ♪ This town's getting crowded 2270 01:21:20,614 --> 01:21:22,790 ♪ Truth's been shrouded 2271 01:21:22,790 --> 01:21:27,621 ♪ I think it's time to change up the sound ♪ 2272 01:21:27,621 --> 01:21:29,710 ♪ Yeah, the wheels keep turning ♪ 2273 01:21:29,710 --> 01:21:32,452 ♪ The flames gettin' higher 2274 01:21:32,452 --> 01:21:37,327 ♪ Another cycle goes around 2275 01:21:37,327 --> 01:21:41,809 ♪ Face in the mirror, all skin and bones ♪ 2276 01:21:41,809 --> 01:21:46,510 ♪ Bloodshot eyes and a heart of stone ♪ 2277 01:21:46,510 --> 01:21:50,993 ♪ Never again, I'd rather be alone ♪ 2278 01:21:50,993 --> 01:21:54,605 ♪ Think I'm gonna just stay home ♪ 2279 01:21:54,605 --> 01:21:58,217 ♪ And make art, not friends 2280 01:22:05,224 --> 01:22:09,794 ♪ I love saying no to all the yes men ♪ 2281 01:22:09,794 --> 01:22:14,668 ♪ Just to see the look on their face ♪ 2282 01:22:14,668 --> 01:22:19,282 ♪ I love how everybody knows what's best ♪ 2283 01:22:19,282 --> 01:22:24,069 ♪ But nobody knows their place 2284 01:22:25,897 --> 01:22:28,987 ♪ Sucker every second, stack 'em up to the sky ♪ 2285 01:22:28,987 --> 01:22:33,644 ♪ For every winner there's a hundred that died ♪ 2286 01:22:33,644 --> 01:22:38,562 ♪ So you get yours and stay outta mine ♪ 2287 01:22:38,562 --> 01:22:43,132 ♪ Here's to the memories, where do I sign ♪ 2288 01:22:43,132 --> 01:22:47,658 ♪ Face in the mirror, all skin and bones ♪ 2289 01:22:47,658 --> 01:22:52,532 ♪ Bloodshot eyes and a heart of stone ♪ 2290 01:22:52,532 --> 01:22:57,146 ♪ Never again, I'd rather be alone ♪ 2291 01:22:57,146 --> 01:23:00,236 ♪ Think I'm gonna just stay home ♪ 2292 01:23:12,552 --> 01:23:16,165 [playful suspenseful music] 2293 01:23:46,543 --> 01:23:49,937 [playful suspenseful music] 2294 01:24:16,138 --> 01:24:19,793 [playful suspenseful music] 2295 01:24:45,906 --> 01:24:49,519 [playful suspenseful music] 2296 01:25:15,632 --> 01:25:19,026 [playful suspenseful music] 2297 01:25:46,097 --> 01:25:49,796 [playful suspenseful music]