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[dripping synced with
discordant piano notes]
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[person gasps]
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Let me go. I'm beggin' ya.
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[sobbing]
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Let me go.
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I'm beggin' ya.
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[heartbeat pounding]
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I already told ya
I didn't do it.
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Please, let me...
[sobbing]
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Please!
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Confess, confess!
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Tell the truth.
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You spilled innocent
cranberry juice everywhere.
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[falsetto]
No, no, it wasn't us.
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It wasn't.
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Adria did it.
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It's Adria who's going
to bed right now.
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Aw, no, no, no, no.
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We got school in
the morning. We do?
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Yes. Bedtime.
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Bedtime, honey.
Hey.
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[father] Are you ready?
[Adria] Yeah.
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[father] Are you ready
for the big surprise?
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[Adria] Yeah.
[father imitating horse]
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Okay.
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The horse is going to bed.
He's falling off the cliff.
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Oh, he's falling asleep!
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And so are you.
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Look into my eyes.
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Okay?
Good night, sweetie, okay?
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[Adria] Night-night.
Aww.
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[keys jingling]
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My night owl's flying off again.
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Are you ready?
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I'm always ready.
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Will you be listening tonight?
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Well, I think I'd rather
hear about it in the morning.
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Okay, at breakfast?
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Yes. Breakfast.
Yeah.
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["Can't Stop" playing]
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♪ Can't stop
Addicted to the shindig ♪
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♪ Chop top he says
I'm gonna win big ♪
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♪ Choose not a life
Of imitation ♪
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♪ Distant cousin
To the reservation ♪
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♪ Defunct the pistol
That you pay for ♪
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♪ This punk the feeling
That you stay for ♪
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♪ In time I want to be
Your best friend ♪
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♪ East side love is living
On the West end ♪
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♪ Knock out
But boy you better come to ♪
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♪ Don't die, you know
The truth is some do ♪
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♪ Go write your message
On the pavement ♪
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♪ Burn so bright I wonder
What the wave meant ♪
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♪ White heat is screaming
In the jungle ♪
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♪ Complete the motion
If you stumble ♪
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♪ Go ask the dust
For any answers ♪
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♪ Come back strong
With 50 belly dancers ♪
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♪ The world I love
The tears I drop ♪
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♪ To be part of the wave
Can't stop ♪
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♪ Ever wonder
If it's all for you ♪
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♪ The world I love
The trains I hop ♪
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♪ To be part of the wave
Can't stop ♪
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♪ Come and tell me
When it's time to ♪
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♪ Sweetheart is bleeding
in the snow cone... ♪
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[DJ] Love that song.
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Stay with us because
30 minutes at midnight,
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we'll be giving you
the legendary Elvis Cooney,
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the radio host
all the women dream of,
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the guy with
this mesmerizing voice,
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the one who's got it all.
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Stay tuned.
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♪ ...you better come to ♪
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♪ Don't die, you know
The truth is some do ♪
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♪ Go write your message
On the pavement ♪
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♪ Burn so bright I wonder
What the wave meant ♪
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♪ Kick start
The golden generator ♪
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♪ Sweet talk
But don't intimidate her ♪
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♪ Can't stop the gods
From engineering ♪
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♪ Feel no need
For any interfering ♪
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♪ Your image
In the dictionary ♪
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♪ This life is
More than ordinary ♪
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♪ Can I get two
Maybe even three of these ♪
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♪ Coming from space to
teach you of the Pleiades ♪
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Good evening, Mr. Elvis.
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Oh, hey, uh...
I'm sorry, I forgot.
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Uh... what's your name again?
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Hemwatinandan Sunderdas.
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Uh, can I call you Bob?
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Yeah, sure.
Yeah, how's the family?
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Oh, they're great.
Thanks for asking, Bob.
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You excited about
the show tonight?
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Oh, absolutely. Look.
It's the final.
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We'll finally get to find out
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if the New York Newbies beat
the Manchester Magic Voices.
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[chuckles]
I'm all for Manchester!
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It's my hometown.
How about you, sir?
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Well, I was talking
about my show, Bob.
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How do you expect to know what's
happening while I'm on the radio
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if you don't even listen?
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Oh...
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[music playing on speakers]
Yep.
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You're in the right direction.
[man] Elvis.
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Hey.
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Sorry, I'm late.
How are you?
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I'm good, thanks.
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Do I know you?
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[laughs] Well, that's funny.
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Elvis, do you know this man?
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Of course he knows me.
Come on, Elvis, let's go.
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No, I don't know this guy.
Sir, who are you?
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Hey, nobody's talkin'
to you, asshole.
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Hey, come on, buddy, let go.
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I will let go
once we get in the studio.
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Okay, that's enough.
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You got my hand, I want it back.
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Man, come on! [groans]
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[Elvis] Uh-oh.
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If I say that we have
an appointment,
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we have an appointment.
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It has to be tonight.
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I have to announce it tonight.
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Okay, whoever you are,
this isn't gonna fly.
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All right, that's the last time
you pretend not to know me.
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Or else...
Or else what?
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[blade clangs]
Whoa, whoa! Hey.
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Calm down here.
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Or else I kill myself.
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What is it that
you want to announce?
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That I'm here.
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I-I'm here. I'm...
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I'm the Messiah.
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I'm back.
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Well, why the hell didn't you
say so in the first place?
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It is you. It's him.
How you been?
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["Bob"] So you do know him?
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Yes. Obviously. Don't you?
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He's... probably a Buddhist.
He's...
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I'm a Hindu, actually.
Oh.
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Look. We've been waiting
over 2,000 years for you.
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Hey, you got
a lot of work to do.
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You gotta make the lame walk
and the blind see.
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You gotta save the world.
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Can we go up and I can announce
that to everybody?
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Why announce that on the radio?
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I mean, you'll only reach
a handful of insomniacs.
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Nobody listens to the radio
anymore, especially not at night.
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And what's more,
they won't be able to see you.
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And if they can't see you,
they may not believe it's you.
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For my money, you get the best
bang for your buck if you go live stream.
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There's a camera
on her computer.
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[laughs]
Who?
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[laughing]
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The woman at the center.
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What, the center
of the universe, or...?
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They... They put me
at the treatment center.
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But there's a camera on her
computer, and I can record myself.
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[inhales deeply]
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Then I can get the
message out. Yeah.
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You have a great show.
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[blade clicks]
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What's your name again, brother?
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Hemwatinandan.
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Yeah.
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I love you, Elvis!
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Thank you.
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Fuck.
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Lock the door,
and don't let anyone else in.
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That shouldn't have happened
in the first place. [door slams]
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[tinny pop music on speakers]
[Elvis sighs]
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[DJ] It's getting hot in here,
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15 minutes before
the wonderful Elvis Cooney.
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Enough time to listen together to
this amazing, incredible, fantastic song.
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Oh, you're gonna love it.
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[music continues]
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Shut up.
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Elvis, hi.
Mary.
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Man, did you
just roll out of bed?
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You look like death warmed up.
I'm not quite warm yet.
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Well, anyway, we've got
great callers tonight.
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Cool.
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And this is
James Steel's biography.
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That comedian
who does online videos.
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He's got over
two million followers,
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and we're gonna
get him on the air.
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[sighs] Thank you.
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No problem, it's my job.
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No, I mean thank you.
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For my birthday.
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Oh, sorry, it slipped my mind.
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Isn't it tomorrow?
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Well, tomorrow's
in about 13 minutes.
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That's okay.
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Everyone always forgets
my fuckin' birthday.
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[British accent] Happy birthday.
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Not yet, in about
12 and a half minutes.
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Who's that?
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He's the newbie,
just arrived from London.
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Long trip to America.
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Elvis, this is Dylan.
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Dylan, this is Elvis.
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Keep your transatlantic germs.
It's okay.
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Okay. [sighs] You
want one of these?
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I could make you one if you'd
like. Uh, no, but thank you.
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Mm-hmm.
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I was just kidding.
This is for adults.
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I am 27.
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[Mary] Don't mind him.
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Go to the studio.
Okay.
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Oh.
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I see Sam is still here.
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Yeah.
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Should have brought
my rubber gloves.
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Hey.
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Don't even bother
to knock anymore.
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Yeah, just like you don't
even bother to tell me
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when you're coming
to watch my show.
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What's to watch?
It's a radio show.
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You need something?
I'm leaving in a minute.
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Oh, well, then why don't we
make this a quality minute?
219
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When was the last time
you stayed this late?
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Last year for the sweeps.
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[Elvis] Mm-hmm.
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Okay, I'll let you guys talk.
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Sure.
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I'll be listening
to tonight's show in my office.
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Oh, thanks, buddy.
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Least somebody around here
gives a damn.
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Hey, since you're here.
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I'm looking
at the quarter numbers.
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Whoo! Okay.
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You've plateaued.
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Your numbers are flat.
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Flat as a crepe.
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Crepe, crepe? Oh, pancake.
Yeah, that's pretty flat.
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But it's just one quarter,
that doesn't mean anything.
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I think you have two problems.
Oh. Nobody has just two problems.
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Okay, first, the audience.
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They're not interested
in your social media.
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Well, and neither am I.
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That's why Mary
takes care of it.
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Okay, blame Mary if you want.
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Either way, it's a disaster.
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Please, not this again.
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I'm a radio host, not a TikTok
jock. Look at your last post.
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Three months ago,
and all you said was, "Hey,"
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with a big shot
of your fucking boots?
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00:11:04,017 --> 00:11:06,579
They were great,
very cool boots, size 12s.
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Oh, gosh.
Okay, look.
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I'm the first to admit,
I'm not good at that stuff.
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That's not me.
Yeah, we all know that.
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But today, radio
is not enough. Okay?
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Why don't you just
let me do what I do?
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I mean, let's not rock the boat.
253
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Okay, so you're not
listening to me.
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The boat is sinking, Elvis.
255
00:11:25,105 --> 00:11:27,313
What?
You're...
256
00:11:28,113 --> 00:11:29,266
different, somehow different.
257
00:11:29,393 --> 00:11:30,929
What?
Have you done...
258
00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:33,073
You know, you're really stunningly
statuesque. Can you stop?
259
00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:34,833
Stop. Nice try, though.
260
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:38,098
Second thing, I think
you're pushing too much.
261
00:11:38,226 --> 00:11:40,785
Now, I've told you before,
you've got a great concept.
262
00:11:40,913 --> 00:11:43,409
Okay? Telling it like it is,
take no mercy,
263
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,649
and all that is
what makes you, I get it.
264
00:11:45,778 --> 00:11:46,673
Yeah.
Yeah.
265
00:11:46,802 --> 00:11:47,921
But there's a push back now.
266
00:11:48,049 --> 00:11:50,097
Push back from who?
267
00:11:51,281 --> 00:11:52,817
From the Pope.
Oh, he listens?
268
00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:54,065
Wow, you should get him to call.
269
00:11:54,193 --> 00:11:55,697
I could tell him
how to separate...
270
00:11:55,825 --> 00:11:57,233
Stop, no! Stop.
271
00:11:57,362 --> 00:12:00,017
I think you can afford now
to slow down, you know?
272
00:12:03,218 --> 00:12:04,178
No, you're wrong.
273
00:12:04,305 --> 00:12:05,777
Stop pushing the envelope.
274
00:12:05,905 --> 00:12:08,497
If not, someday the big boss
is going to replace you.
275
00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:10,802
Is that right? Who?
276
00:12:10,929 --> 00:12:11,920
Is that a threat?
277
00:12:12,049 --> 00:12:14,385
No, honey, it's not a threat.
278
00:12:14,513 --> 00:12:17,233
It's a tip, okay,
from a very good friend.
279
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,689
[scoffs] Now, get out.
Have a good show tonight.
280
00:12:20,816 --> 00:12:24,338
Wow. That was actually...
two quality minutes.
281
00:12:24,465 --> 00:12:26,769
Just... goodbye.
282
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,169
[groans]
283
00:12:32,561 --> 00:12:35,345
Well, hey!
284
00:12:35,472 --> 00:12:39,216
If it isn't "the greatest
radio host in the world."
285
00:12:39,345 --> 00:12:41,041
You know,
now that I'm not on the air,
286
00:12:41,169 --> 00:12:43,793
I can tell you how
I really feel about you.
287
00:12:43,921 --> 00:12:45,072
You...
288
00:12:45,201 --> 00:12:46,385
piece of shit.
289
00:12:46,513 --> 00:12:48,400
How you doing, Justin?
290
00:12:48,529 --> 00:12:51,344
Your expression tells me that you're still
having trouble with those hemorrhoids.
291
00:12:51,473 --> 00:12:54,320
The only pain in the ass
around here is you.
292
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:57,489
You will never get my show.
293
00:12:57,616 --> 00:12:58,545
Do you hear me?
294
00:12:58,673 --> 00:13:01,329
Listen. You will never,
ever have my show.
295
00:13:01,456 --> 00:13:03,312
But I don't want your show.
Liar!
296
00:13:03,442 --> 00:13:05,296
You were just in there
with Sam asking for it.
297
00:13:05,425 --> 00:13:08,145
Justin, I was not in there
to ask for your show.
298
00:13:08,273 --> 00:13:10,448
Stop! Just stop lying, okay?
299
00:13:10,576 --> 00:13:11,760
Justin, I don't want your show.
300
00:13:11,889 --> 00:13:14,288
I'm not lying.
I don't want your show.
301
00:13:15,248 --> 00:13:16,145
You don't?
302
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,098
No. I just want your slot.
303
00:13:18,224 --> 00:13:20,080
It's an entirely
different thing.
304
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:22,160
Quite frankly,
your show plays shitty music
305
00:13:22,289 --> 00:13:23,665
and you're just there
to tell the time.
306
00:13:23,793 --> 00:13:26,064
They should have called it
"Justin Time." It's torture.
307
00:13:26,192 --> 00:13:27,537
It's like listening
to the local radio
308
00:13:27,665 --> 00:13:30,768
slap bang in the middle of
Squeal-like-a-pig Arkansas.
309
00:13:31,473 --> 00:13:32,753
I'm from Arkansas.
310
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,544
Yeah, that's what I mean.
311
00:13:36,528 --> 00:13:38,800
Fuck you, Elvis.
[imitates pig squealing]
312
00:13:38,929 --> 00:13:39,889
Thank you.
313
00:13:40,017 --> 00:13:41,776
Guys. Guys.
Fuck you!
314
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,656
The snappy comebacks.
How does he do it?
315
00:13:44,785 --> 00:13:47,248
We're live in one minute,
47 seconds.
316
00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:48,208
Dickhead.
317
00:13:48,336 --> 00:13:50,384
And dickhead's on top.
318
00:13:50,513 --> 00:13:54,224
[rock music playing]
319
00:13:59,408 --> 00:14:00,784
Whoo-hoo.
320
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,992
[announcer]
Elvis Live, "On the Line."
321
00:14:15,697 --> 00:14:18,064
It's midnight.
322
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,537
The witching hour.
323
00:14:19,664 --> 00:14:23,121
Good morning to all you
night-crawling, circadian rhythm rejects,
324
00:14:23,249 --> 00:14:26,608
you nocturnal emitters
that I like to call my family.
325
00:14:26,736 --> 00:14:29,392
The studio's filling up,
everybody's getting settled,
326
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,888
and Mary's either manning
the phones or phoning her man.
327
00:14:32,017 --> 00:14:33,295
Which is it, Mary?
328
00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:35,984
You mean which man?
I get around, Elvis.
329
00:14:36,112 --> 00:14:37,553
Yeah, be careful.
330
00:14:37,681 --> 00:14:39,728
You get around too much,
you'll get rounder.
331
00:14:39,855 --> 00:14:41,872
Hi.
We're expecting your calls.
332
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,951
Talk to Elvis live on air
333
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,799
and tell him about all
of your issues and problems,
334
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,233
below or above the waist.
335
00:14:49,359 --> 00:14:51,888
Call us at 806-806-TALK.
336
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:55,057
806-806-8255.
337
00:14:55,183 --> 00:14:56,560
That's right.
338
00:14:56,688 --> 00:15:00,335
And this evening, we've got
a newbie joining the show.
339
00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:01,712
A rookie.
340
00:15:02,544 --> 00:15:05,328
And his name is...
let's have a drumroll...
341
00:15:05,457 --> 00:15:06,735
his name is...
342
00:15:06,863 --> 00:15:08,304
What's your name again?
343
00:15:08,432 --> 00:15:09,647
Dylan.
344
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:13,775
Dylan. Dylan replaces
our old pal, Turncoat Tom,
345
00:15:13,905 --> 00:15:16,559
who left us for a rival
station, that rat bastard.
346
00:15:16,688 --> 00:15:18,383
You won't betray us like that,
will you, Dill?
347
00:15:18,511 --> 00:15:22,223
Uh, yes. I mean, um, no.
Good evening.
348
00:15:22,801 --> 00:15:23,857
Good evening, everyone.
349
00:15:23,983 --> 00:15:25,648
[Elvis]
Oh, God, we got a shy one.
350
00:15:25,777 --> 00:15:27,376
You got stage fright?
351
00:15:27,504 --> 00:15:29,103
No, not at all.
352
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:32,272
It's just that... it's a real
honor to be part of this show
353
00:15:32,401 --> 00:15:33,903
that has been around
for so long.
354
00:15:34,032 --> 00:15:36,880
I'm... so happy to be here.
355
00:15:38,447 --> 00:15:40,527
"So long"? What are you
trying to say, kid?
356
00:15:40,655 --> 00:15:44,688
That I'm a washed-up,
diaper-wearing has-been, is that it?
357
00:15:46,383 --> 00:15:47,343
No.
358
00:15:47,472 --> 00:15:49,103
I've been doing this show
for 40 years,
359
00:15:49,231 --> 00:15:52,687
long enough to spot an
elder-abuse asshole when I see one.
360
00:15:53,584 --> 00:15:55,087
You know, life's too short.
361
00:15:55,216 --> 00:15:57,232
Or in my case too long,
huh, Dylan?
362
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,479
Huh? Hmm?
363
00:15:58,607 --> 00:15:59,887
Get lost. You're fired.
364
00:16:00,016 --> 00:16:02,414
Take a plane, take a boat,
swim the Channel.
365
00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:05,712
Go back to fuckin' England, or
wherever the fuck you came from.
366
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,071
Go on. Huh.
367
00:16:09,712 --> 00:16:10,991
Why are you smiling?
368
00:16:11,119 --> 00:16:13,295
You think I'm kidding?
He thinks I'm kidding.
369
00:16:13,424 --> 00:16:15,951
Mary can produce the show.
She's done it a million times.
370
00:16:16,079 --> 00:16:19,088
Get lost, go on.
Out, finished, over.
371
00:16:19,983 --> 00:16:22,031
Now!
What are you waiting for?
372
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,599
Geez.
373
00:16:23,727 --> 00:16:26,318
Okay, bring in the next one.
374
00:16:31,247 --> 00:16:34,063
Well, that didn't
last very long, did it?
375
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:35,567
I'm kidding.
376
00:16:35,696 --> 00:16:38,063
Oh, Dylan, come on back.
We love you, come on.
377
00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:39,663
I'm just joking, kid.
Come on back.
378
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:40,974
[laughing] Get in here.
379
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:43,023
Look at him.
He looks like he's gonna cry.
380
00:16:43,151 --> 00:16:44,718
[laughing]
381
00:16:44,847 --> 00:16:46,830
Come on, kid.
It's just a joke for the newbie.
382
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,551
Sit down.
We'll have some soft foods.
383
00:16:49,678 --> 00:16:51,598
Yeah, and with a Geritol
as a chaser.
384
00:16:51,728 --> 00:16:53,231
There you go.
There's the spirit.
385
00:16:53,358 --> 00:16:55,343
You just can't help yourself.
Yeah.
386
00:16:57,006 --> 00:16:58,031
All right, people.
387
00:16:58,158 --> 00:16:59,886
Here we go.
388
00:17:00,014 --> 00:17:01,998
Settle in, relax.
389
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,271
Gimme a call.
390
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,638
This is "On the Line."
391
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:07,887
[theme music playing]
392
00:17:08,015 --> 00:17:11,087
[announcer]
Talk to Elvis! "On the Line"!
393
00:17:11,215 --> 00:17:13,551
Emma, good evening.
What's on your mind?
394
00:17:13,678 --> 00:17:16,815
[Emma] Good evening, Elvis,
and the rest of the team.
395
00:17:16,943 --> 00:17:18,447
Um...
396
00:17:18,575 --> 00:17:21,262
Well, two months ago
my husband left me
397
00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:23,599
after 17 years of marriage,
398
00:17:23,727 --> 00:17:25,711
and I'm devastated.
399
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,175
Oh, I'm sorry.
How did that happen?
400
00:17:28,304 --> 00:17:29,391
[sighs]
401
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,926
Well, he was so jealous.
402
00:17:31,055 --> 00:17:32,814
He thought
I was cheating on him.
403
00:17:32,943 --> 00:17:35,119
Ah, I get it. Jealousy.
404
00:17:35,247 --> 00:17:36,848
Sometimes flattering.
405
00:17:36,975 --> 00:17:40,430
Lets us know we're still desirable,
but too much, eh, not good.
406
00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:43,246
What made him think
you were cheating on him?
407
00:17:43,374 --> 00:17:45,775
Actually, maybe, because...
408
00:17:45,903 --> 00:17:47,439
I was cheating on him.
409
00:17:48,815 --> 00:17:50,543
Well,
that explains the jealousy.
410
00:17:51,183 --> 00:17:52,846
Look, we're only human.
411
00:17:52,974 --> 00:17:54,606
Seventeen years
of marriage, wow,
412
00:17:54,734 --> 00:17:56,911
I guess he's, uh...
I guess he's hurt.
413
00:17:57,039 --> 00:17:58,798
Might be tough to get him back.
414
00:17:58,927 --> 00:18:02,927
Uh, you know, you guys should
talk about why you think it happened.
415
00:18:03,055 --> 00:18:06,446
I'm sure it's not because he's left a
wet towel on the bed or something.
416
00:18:06,575 --> 00:18:08,015
Yeah.
417
00:18:08,142 --> 00:18:09,358
If you still love each other,
418
00:18:09,487 --> 00:18:11,439
and, you know,
perhaps he still does,
419
00:18:11,566 --> 00:18:14,575
um... it's worth having
another crack at it,
420
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:15,790
it's worth working.
421
00:18:15,918 --> 00:18:17,519
I mean, you should do
whatever it takes,
422
00:18:17,646 --> 00:18:19,758
whatever it takes
to fix it, okay?
423
00:18:19,886 --> 00:18:21,070
Be honest, be open.
424
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,406
Okay.
Right?
425
00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:24,847
Yeah, thank you.
426
00:18:24,975 --> 00:18:26,639
Matt, I'm sorry
to disagree with you.
427
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:29,806
He's a great player
but a bad sport.
428
00:18:29,935 --> 00:18:30,959
I never liked him.
429
00:18:31,086 --> 00:18:32,655
I've got some bad news.
430
00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:34,926
We were supposed to get
James Steel on the line.
431
00:18:35,053 --> 00:18:36,399
Oh.
But his manager just told me
432
00:18:36,526 --> 00:18:38,190
that he's tied up
shooting a video,
433
00:18:38,319 --> 00:18:41,006
and there are some issues
that need his attention.
434
00:18:41,134 --> 00:18:42,350
Fuck.
435
00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:45,773
Tell him to go jump
off a fucking cliff,
436
00:18:45,903 --> 00:18:48,175
with sharpened wooden stakes
on the bottom so he lands...
437
00:18:48,302 --> 00:18:49,647
I hate these new Internet stars
438
00:18:49,774 --> 00:18:52,333
that make three videos
in their mom's basement
439
00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:55,150
and suddenly they think
they're Bouncy Knowles.
440
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:56,430
Beyoncé?
441
00:18:56,559 --> 00:18:58,383
Well, she's bouncy to me.
442
00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:00,877
That guy's stuck at a shoot
at 1:00 in the morning
443
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,383
when he's supposed to be
calling us?
444
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:03,662
I call bullshit.
445
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,359
He's probably home
playing video games,
446
00:19:05,486 --> 00:19:06,893
speed bagging the pickle.
447
00:19:07,023 --> 00:19:08,621
You remember this guy's name?
448
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,605
James Steel. He's a star.
449
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,814
Dylan, you know
who I'm talking about, right?
450
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,413
I'm... not sure.
451
00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:15,790
Yes, he's an asshole,
452
00:19:15,919 --> 00:19:17,390
and we'll never mention
his name again, okay?
453
00:19:17,518 --> 00:19:19,470
Who are we talking about?
Yeah, you're learning.
454
00:19:19,598 --> 00:19:21,583
[chimes]
Okay, we got Gary on the line.
455
00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:23,310
What say you, Gary?
456
00:19:24,909 --> 00:19:27,406
[faint, unsteady breathing]
457
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:28,781
Gary, you with us?
458
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,854
[faint breathing continues]
459
00:19:31,982 --> 00:19:32,781
Gary?
460
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,054
[breathing continues]
461
00:19:37,421 --> 00:19:39,534
Uh-oh, we got a breather.
462
00:19:40,526 --> 00:19:42,414
What are you wearing, Gary?
463
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,526
Hey, Dylan,
you asleep at the wheel?
464
00:19:44,654 --> 00:19:47,117
Can you get Gary through to us?
He's on.
465
00:19:48,238 --> 00:19:49,454
[Gary] I'm here.
466
00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:52,685
[Elvis] Ah, there he is.
467
00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:55,310
How you doing, Gary?
468
00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:57,102
I'm not doing so hot, Elvis.
469
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,141
What, tonsillitis,
athlete's foot?
470
00:20:00,270 --> 00:20:01,966
Tell me more.
471
00:20:04,014 --> 00:20:06,382
I'm gonna do something
really screwed up tonight.
472
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,590
[whispering] Suicide.
473
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,558
All right, Gary, listen.
474
00:20:12,686 --> 00:20:15,022
All's well. We're here for you.
We're like family.
475
00:20:15,149 --> 00:20:17,390
Family that isn't fucked up.
You know that, right?
476
00:20:18,414 --> 00:20:19,757
Now, where are you right now?
477
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,605
[unsteady breathing]
478
00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:24,396
I'm sorry, this was a bad idea.
479
00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:26,221
[dial tone]
Gary. Shit. Mary, call him back.
480
00:20:26,349 --> 00:20:29,582
Okay, well, we'll try and get
Gary back on the line very quickly
481
00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:31,310
to understand
what's going on with him,
482
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,614
and in the meantime,
we'll take more calls.
483
00:20:34,765 --> 00:20:38,093
[woman] So, I have this central
erotic dream with my boss
484
00:20:38,222 --> 00:20:39,916
and I'm a little bit
confused, okay,
485
00:20:40,046 --> 00:20:43,853
because today he told me that
he had the same dream as me.
486
00:20:43,982 --> 00:20:45,261
What do you do for work?
487
00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:47,726
I work for a mattress company.
488
00:20:49,294 --> 00:20:51,340
He wants to test-drive the bed.
489
00:20:52,174 --> 00:20:53,838
Yeah, so when I was a kid,
490
00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:55,693
I was terrified of clowns.
491
00:20:56,718 --> 00:21:01,005
You know, so when I grew up,
I decided to face my fears.
492
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:04,716
And one day,
I slept with a female clown.
493
00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:07,117
Red hair. Big shoes.
494
00:21:07,245 --> 00:21:09,198
Wouldn't take her nose off.
It was weird.
495
00:21:09,325 --> 00:21:10,604
Hmm.
496
00:21:11,597 --> 00:21:14,061
I woke up the next morning
alone, and, uh,
497
00:21:14,766 --> 00:21:17,038
she'd twisted my penis
into a poodle.
498
00:21:17,164 --> 00:21:19,821
[imitating squeaking balloon]
Whoa!
499
00:21:19,949 --> 00:21:22,221
[soft music playing]
500
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,077
We gotta fix this problem.
501
00:21:24,205 --> 00:21:28,429
I mean, how can 11 laptops magically
disappear in the space of three months?
502
00:21:28,558 --> 00:21:30,668
We're in a radio station,
cameras everywhere.
503
00:21:30,797 --> 00:21:32,398
This is dick in' rifuckulous.
504
00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:35,373
Probably just some dude
trying to build his collection.
505
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,229
Or collect what he can
from the building.
506
00:21:37,356 --> 00:21:39,244
It's kind of hard to describe.
507
00:21:40,493 --> 00:21:43,661
Somewhere between a bald eagle
and a spotted owl.
508
00:21:43,789 --> 00:21:46,317
Who hasn't tried
a little endangered species?
509
00:21:46,445 --> 00:21:49,932
[announcer] Elvis is on
KLAT-FM Los Angeles.
510
00:21:50,061 --> 00:21:52,333
Live "On the Line."
511
00:21:54,285 --> 00:21:56,908
Okay, good news.
Gary's back on the air.
512
00:21:57,037 --> 00:21:59,053
We were worried about you, pal.
How you feelin'?
513
00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:00,813
[Gary] I'm better.
514
00:22:01,293 --> 00:22:02,348
All right.
515
00:22:02,477 --> 00:22:04,365
Um, where are you?
516
00:22:04,493 --> 00:22:06,124
I'm... I'm in Pasadena.
517
00:22:06,252 --> 00:22:08,780
Cool. Pasadena. You alone?
518
00:22:08,909 --> 00:22:11,117
Look, I'm just gonna
do what needs to be done.
519
00:22:11,245 --> 00:22:12,365
It's better that way.
520
00:22:12,493 --> 00:22:14,157
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Gary, hold on.
521
00:22:14,285 --> 00:22:15,820
Gimme a minute. Let's talk.
522
00:22:15,949 --> 00:22:17,549
I love Pasadena.
523
00:22:17,675 --> 00:22:19,789
Where exactly are you?
524
00:22:22,605 --> 00:22:23,948
Gary, you there?
525
00:22:24,077 --> 00:22:25,100
[chuckles]
526
00:22:25,229 --> 00:22:26,668
I'm in a garden.
527
00:22:27,149 --> 00:22:29,100
Okay, in a garden.
528
00:22:29,228 --> 00:22:32,749
Is it, uh... your garden?
Are you at home?
529
00:22:33,869 --> 00:22:34,764
No.
530
00:22:34,893 --> 00:22:36,268
No. Uh...
531
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:38,764
Does the home belong
to someone you know?
532
00:22:38,892 --> 00:22:40,748
[sighs] No.
533
00:22:40,876 --> 00:22:42,988
It belongs to a piece of shit.
534
00:22:43,117 --> 00:22:44,237
I'm gonna destroy him.
535
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,612
[whispering]
Call the police.
536
00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:48,492
Gary, tell me, is it the home
of a family member,
537
00:22:48,621 --> 00:22:49,997
a neighbor, a colleague, a...
538
00:22:50,124 --> 00:22:51,500
I told you...
...ex-lover?
539
00:22:51,628 --> 00:22:53,356
...it's a worthless
piece of shit's place.
540
00:22:53,485 --> 00:22:54,701
Right.
And I'm...
541
00:22:54,828 --> 00:22:56,780
I'm gonna take out
his whole family.
542
00:22:58,445 --> 00:22:59,820
Gary, come on.
543
00:22:59,949 --> 00:23:01,773
Why hurt his family If he's
a worthless piece of shit?
544
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,468
I mean, they're innocent.
545
00:23:03,597 --> 00:23:06,061
Don't let your instinct for
revenge drive you to do something
546
00:23:06,188 --> 00:23:09,388
that you'll probably be
paying for the rest of your life.
547
00:23:09,515 --> 00:23:10,443
[sighs]
548
00:23:10,572 --> 00:23:12,395
You're better than that, Gary.
549
00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:16,492
Tell me calmly, what's this guy
done to you to make you so upset?
550
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:18,732
Some injustice,
some hurt, some...?
551
00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:21,933
He destroyed my life,
and I'm gonna destroy his.
552
00:23:22,060 --> 00:23:24,300
Ay, ay, ay, an eye for an eye.
553
00:23:24,428 --> 00:23:28,140
Gary, you're playing a game
called "You Lose," all right?
554
00:23:28,268 --> 00:23:31,437
Now, whoever he is,
he didn't destroy your life.
555
00:23:31,563 --> 00:23:33,357
Don't give him that power.
556
00:23:33,483 --> 00:23:34,700
You know?
557
00:23:34,828 --> 00:23:36,300
People come
on this show every day
558
00:23:36,428 --> 00:23:37,900
that feel desperate,
hopeless, worthless,
559
00:23:38,028 --> 00:23:40,588
usually because somebody else
made them feel that way, okay?
560
00:23:40,716 --> 00:23:44,012
Do not adopt that perception
of yourself, all right?
561
00:23:44,972 --> 00:23:48,172
You got the power to change,
you got the tools inbuilt.
562
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:50,860
You gotta believe that, Gary.
You can do it.
563
00:23:50,988 --> 00:23:54,412
[glass shatters]
Gary, what was that?
564
00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:56,716
I'm breaking into
the son of a bitch's house!
565
00:23:56,844 --> 00:23:58,380
Gary, stop, wait, listen.
566
00:23:58,508 --> 00:24:01,355
If you want, we can chat
about this offline.
567
00:24:01,484 --> 00:24:03,148
I mean, we can, you know...
Cool?
568
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:06,028
No. I wanna stay on the air.
I'll put on a record, I swear.
569
00:24:06,155 --> 00:24:08,652
I want everyone to hear
what's going down.
570
00:24:09,708 --> 00:24:11,468
I can't keep you on the air.
I'm sorry.
571
00:24:11,596 --> 00:24:13,772
Let's chat offline. I promise
you, together we can fix it.
572
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:15,564
No!
Do not cut me off the air,
573
00:24:15,692 --> 00:24:18,027
or I'll go upstairs
and I'll kill everybody.
574
00:24:18,796 --> 00:24:19,916
You're not gonna kill anyone.
575
00:24:20,044 --> 00:24:22,764
All right?
Everything's gonna be fine.
576
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:24,684
You're still live on air,
577
00:24:24,812 --> 00:24:26,411
but I don't want you
to be in danger
578
00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:28,556
or put anyone else
in danger, okay?
579
00:24:29,707 --> 00:24:33,387
Now, what part
of Pasadena are you in?
580
00:24:34,155 --> 00:24:35,692
Near Arlington Gardens.
581
00:24:35,819 --> 00:24:38,539
Ah. Well, yeah, nice area.
582
00:24:38,668 --> 00:24:41,675
[scoffs] Yeah, it's a
neighborhood you know all too well
583
00:24:41,804 --> 00:24:44,523
'cause I'm at your house.
584
00:24:45,771 --> 00:24:48,268
976 Orange Grove Boulevard.
585
00:24:48,395 --> 00:24:51,339
[laughs] It's crazy
what a nice house you can buy
586
00:24:51,468 --> 00:24:53,996
when you host a shitty show
like yours!
587
00:24:54,892 --> 00:24:56,683
Gary, I don't know if this
is some kind of joke.
588
00:24:56,812 --> 00:24:58,955
I mean, I got nothing
to hide from my listeners.
589
00:24:59,084 --> 00:25:01,420
Yes, that is my address.
590
00:25:01,547 --> 00:25:04,908
But I think you're gonna have a
little trouble getting across the garden.
591
00:25:05,035 --> 00:25:07,307
Oh, you're talking about
the two mangy Dobermans?
592
00:25:07,436 --> 00:25:09,515
[chuckles] Listen, buddy...
593
00:25:09,643 --> 00:25:13,387
This afternoon, I threw them a
couple pieces of meat with rat poison.
594
00:25:13,515 --> 00:25:15,435
I thought I might have to
fight them off a little bit tonight,
595
00:25:15,564 --> 00:25:18,539
but what do you know, when I got
here they were just lying on the ground.
596
00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:21,163
I was, uh, kind enough
to relieve their suffering
597
00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:23,019
with a butcher's knife.
598
00:25:30,955 --> 00:25:32,843
Call 911.
[Mary] Yeah.
599
00:25:34,924 --> 00:25:37,547
If that's true,
and you're really at my house,
600
00:25:37,675 --> 00:25:39,467
we'll continue
this conversation offline.
601
00:25:39,595 --> 00:25:41,355
Off the air. The police
will be there in a minute...
602
00:25:41,483 --> 00:25:45,195
I don't give a fuck about the
cops, and you better not cut me off.
603
00:25:45,323 --> 00:25:46,635
Gary. Hold on a second.
Don't cut me off!
604
00:25:46,763 --> 00:25:48,075
Don't you dare!
Dylan, music, music.
605
00:25:48,203 --> 00:25:49,547
Dylan, wake up!
Put on a fucking song!
606
00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:51,403
Don't cut me off!
I have no choice, Gary.
607
00:25:51,531 --> 00:25:53,643
We can't let you...
[girl, frightened] Daddy!
608
00:25:56,235 --> 00:25:57,675
Adria?
609
00:26:00,939 --> 00:26:02,763
I should have given her
rat poison, too,
610
00:26:02,891 --> 00:26:05,707
but I wanted her
to be part of the fun.
611
00:26:05,835 --> 00:26:07,403
Listen, it's over.
612
00:26:07,531 --> 00:26:10,123
The police will be there in a
minute. Leave my daughter alone.
613
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,259
It's not too late. I won't
press charges, I promise.
614
00:26:13,387 --> 00:26:14,763
I just want you
to get some help.
615
00:26:14,890 --> 00:26:15,915
The police are on their way.
616
00:26:16,043 --> 00:26:17,674
Tell the cops to stay outside.
617
00:26:17,803 --> 00:26:19,915
We don't need them for the show.
618
00:26:20,939 --> 00:26:22,570
There is no show, Gary.
619
00:26:22,699 --> 00:26:25,450
The reality is, the police will
take you out if you don't comply.
620
00:26:25,579 --> 00:26:28,267
Now, I won't press charges. I
just want you to leave my fam...
621
00:26:28,394 --> 00:26:29,194
[gunshot]
622
00:26:29,323 --> 00:26:31,563
[Mary gasps]
[gunshot]
623
00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:34,602
Gary, what was that? What the
fuck's happening? Holy shit, what...
624
00:26:34,731 --> 00:26:35,626
[woman] Honey...
625
00:26:35,756 --> 00:26:37,290
Oh... Olivia?
626
00:26:37,419 --> 00:26:39,306
Elvis.
Baby, you all right?
627
00:26:39,435 --> 00:26:41,770
Do as he says, please,
I'm begging you.
628
00:26:41,899 --> 00:26:44,779
He just fired shots
into the fucking wall!
629
00:26:44,906 --> 00:26:48,554
[Gary] Yeah, you'll have to
touch up the paint a little bit, sorry.
630
00:26:48,683 --> 00:26:50,187
That was just to shut your trap.
631
00:26:50,314 --> 00:26:52,842
Next time, I'm gonna aim for
your daughter and your wife.
632
00:26:52,971 --> 00:26:55,178
The police are there.
They're waiting for backup.
633
00:26:55,307 --> 00:26:56,554
Try to buy some time.
Okay.
634
00:26:56,682 --> 00:26:57,546
Yep.
635
00:26:58,218 --> 00:27:01,962
Gary, I'm listening. Okay?
636
00:27:02,794 --> 00:27:04,330
Tell me what's going on?
637
00:27:05,034 --> 00:27:06,890
Tell me what
you're pissed about.
638
00:27:07,019 --> 00:27:09,514
I mean, clearly,
I don't know you, but...
639
00:27:09,642 --> 00:27:13,163
you're obviously very angry
with me and I need to know why.
640
00:27:13,292 --> 00:27:15,658
I mean,
maybe we can settle this.
641
00:27:16,714 --> 00:27:18,092
Did I give you some bad advice?
642
00:27:18,218 --> 00:27:20,202
Did I give bad advice
to someone you know?
643
00:27:20,330 --> 00:27:22,314
You blame me for something?
I mean, what is it about?
644
00:27:22,443 --> 00:27:24,874
Is it about a girl?
Did I tell her to leave you?
645
00:27:25,002 --> 00:27:26,442
Something to do with your job?
646
00:27:26,571 --> 00:27:29,642
Listen, you got the air
all to yourself, okay?
647
00:27:29,770 --> 00:27:30,986
So just off-load,
648
00:27:31,114 --> 00:27:33,578
'cause I gotta know
why it is you hate me.
649
00:27:35,018 --> 00:27:36,843
Ahh, Elvis.
650
00:27:36,970 --> 00:27:38,730
You know, I'm embarrassed
to talk about this
651
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,810
in front of your wife
and your daughter,
652
00:27:40,938 --> 00:27:44,330
but since you insist, it might
have something to do with the fact
653
00:27:44,458 --> 00:27:48,234
that you're sleeping with your
fucking switchboard operator.
654
00:27:50,571 --> 00:27:53,162
Gary, have you been drinking
or are you on some kind of drugs?
655
00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:54,858
'Cause I... I don't know you.
656
00:27:54,985 --> 00:27:56,586
You don't know me,
Mary doesn't know...
657
00:27:56,714 --> 00:27:58,474
[whispering]
You know this guy?
658
00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:01,386
Who are you, Gary?
659
00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:04,426
Are you a fan of the show just
trying to create some kind of buzz,
660
00:28:04,554 --> 00:28:06,409
some sort of prank?
661
00:28:06,538 --> 00:28:07,978
Well, congratulations.
It's working.
662
00:28:08,106 --> 00:28:09,578
You got me, okay?
663
00:28:09,706 --> 00:28:12,042
I'm scared to fucking death,
man, honestly.
664
00:28:12,169 --> 00:28:13,675
Now, look,
you've had your laughs...
665
00:28:13,802 --> 00:28:15,849
Stop fucking around, shit brain.
666
00:28:15,978 --> 00:28:17,321
You think I actually
listen to your show
667
00:28:17,451 --> 00:28:19,593
for insomniac freaks
who call up...
668
00:28:19,722 --> 00:28:21,962
Okay.
...for your shitty advice?
669
00:28:22,090 --> 00:28:24,298
Calm down, now.
What do you want?
670
00:28:25,067 --> 00:28:26,987
Nobody wants anybody
to get hurt, okay?
671
00:28:27,115 --> 00:28:30,027
Don't talk to me like I'm
one of your airhead listeners.
672
00:28:30,153 --> 00:28:33,449
I wanna ruin your life,
just like you ruined mine.
673
00:28:34,666 --> 00:28:35,594
Gary, is it money?
674
00:28:35,722 --> 00:28:37,002
Is that what it is?
675
00:28:37,129 --> 00:28:38,538
It's all about money?
You need money?
676
00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:40,491
Money? [laughs]
677
00:28:40,618 --> 00:28:41,993
Seriously, if I wanted money,
678
00:28:42,122 --> 00:28:45,322
I'd just help myself
to your yuppie suburban palace.
679
00:28:45,451 --> 00:28:46,889
Oh, uh, wait a second.
680
00:28:47,018 --> 00:28:48,969
I think your wife
wants to talk to you.
681
00:28:49,098 --> 00:28:52,042
[Olivia] How did we
get into this mess, Elvis?
682
00:28:52,171 --> 00:28:53,482
What the hell did you do?
683
00:28:53,609 --> 00:28:55,402
[Gary] I'm gonna put you
on speakerphone
684
00:28:55,529 --> 00:28:57,322
'cause I wanna hear
how the greatest bigmouth
685
00:28:57,449 --> 00:28:59,113
in the world of radio
handles this.
686
00:28:59,242 --> 00:29:03,209
Careful, though: if you lie,
boom, I will shoot somebody.
687
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:10,218
Oh, no, Elvis, you do not
have the right to remain silent.
688
00:29:10,346 --> 00:29:12,009
We're all listening.
689
00:29:12,138 --> 00:29:15,881
Your affair with Mary:
true or false?
690
00:29:21,738 --> 00:29:25,001
Gary, I don't know
what makes you think
691
00:29:25,129 --> 00:29:26,409
that there's a relationship
with Mary,
692
00:29:26,538 --> 00:29:28,329
because I swear to God,
I never... [two gunshots]
693
00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:31,881
[Olivia screams] [Gary] Bullshit!
Stop fucking around, Elvis!
694
00:29:32,009 --> 00:29:33,290
I swore that
I would shoot someone.
695
00:29:33,418 --> 00:29:36,170
Olivia, can you confirm
that I shot someone?
696
00:29:36,298 --> 00:29:38,154
[Olivia whimpering]
697
00:29:38,281 --> 00:29:39,273
[Gary] Elvis.
698
00:29:39,401 --> 00:29:41,898
I shot at your ugly face
699
00:29:42,026 --> 00:29:44,393
on that narcissistic poster
hanging on the wall.
700
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:45,770
The next time...
Good one, Gary.
701
00:29:45,898 --> 00:29:47,048
...next time...
702
00:29:47,177 --> 00:29:48,650
[Adria crying]
[Olivia] Leave her alone!
703
00:29:48,778 --> 00:29:51,081
Please, I'm begging you!
I'm begging you, please!
704
00:29:51,209 --> 00:29:52,937
Don't hurt her!
Gary? Gary.
705
00:29:53,065 --> 00:29:54,889
I want you to take a minute...
706
00:29:55,017 --> 00:29:57,833
[Gary] Listen.
I want you to hear this.
707
00:30:00,010 --> 00:30:01,290
[metallic rattling]
708
00:30:01,417 --> 00:30:05,897
That's my gun pressed
against your daughter's temple.
709
00:30:06,026 --> 00:30:08,777
So, how about you tell us
the fucking truth?
710
00:30:10,248 --> 00:30:12,617
Are you screwing
the switchboard operator?
711
00:30:12,746 --> 00:30:13,737
Yes or no?
712
00:30:13,865 --> 00:30:15,752
[swallows]
713
00:30:23,688 --> 00:30:25,257
Yes. Yes, okay.
714
00:30:25,385 --> 00:30:26,986
There you go, yes, I did it.
715
00:30:27,114 --> 00:30:29,513
You're right, I did it.
I screwed her. You happy now?
716
00:30:29,641 --> 00:30:33,001
You win. Now, let her go.
Please.
717
00:30:33,128 --> 00:30:35,081
Thank you.
718
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:37,928
That wasn't so hard, was it?
719
00:30:39,144 --> 00:30:41,064
You wanted me to confess, I did.
720
00:30:41,193 --> 00:30:43,466
Now, what more
do you want me to do, huh?
721
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,161
Let's get this over with.
722
00:30:45,290 --> 00:30:47,370
You're angry at me,
not them, all right?
723
00:30:47,496 --> 00:30:49,545
Me. Let them go,
724
00:30:49,672 --> 00:30:51,818
and we can settle this
between the two of us, all right?
725
00:30:51,945 --> 00:30:54,408
Ah, so now you have time
to listen to me.
726
00:30:54,537 --> 00:30:57,256
The police want to talk to him.
No, no, that's okay.
727
00:30:57,384 --> 00:31:01,449
Gary, this can still
end well, okay?
728
00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:04,936
But I don't want it to end well.
729
00:31:05,672 --> 00:31:07,688
It didn't end well for Lauren.
730
00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:09,194
For who? Who?
731
00:31:09,321 --> 00:31:11,784
And you have the balls
to ask me who.
732
00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:13,736
Don't you know a Lauren?
733
00:31:14,696 --> 00:31:17,352
First it's Mary, now you're
talking about some Lauren.
734
00:31:17,481 --> 00:31:18,729
I know a dozen Laurens.
735
00:31:18,857 --> 00:31:21,128
Oh, I bet you know
about a dozen Laurens.
736
00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:23,176
But to me there's only one.
737
00:31:25,992 --> 00:31:27,848
Gary, you're gonna
have to help me here, I...
738
00:31:27,976 --> 00:31:29,864
[Steven] They want to
take over the negotiation.
739
00:31:29,992 --> 00:31:32,073
They want you to hang up.
It's okay, Steven.
740
00:31:32,201 --> 00:31:34,728
Please, let my wife
and daughter go,
741
00:31:34,856 --> 00:31:37,097
and then we can talk about,
like, whatever you want.
742
00:31:37,225 --> 00:31:39,720
Okay? We'll sit here
and we'll work this out.
743
00:31:39,849 --> 00:31:43,240
I'm sorry, that's not
the ending I had in mind.
744
00:31:45,609 --> 00:31:46,696
Wonder.
745
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:51,720
What? W-Wonder what?
746
00:31:51,847 --> 00:31:53,896
Wonder, Lauren Wonder!
747
00:31:54,023 --> 00:31:55,943
That's her name!
748
00:31:56,073 --> 00:31:58,856
And she's also the eighth
wonder of the world.
749
00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:02,472
[sobbing] But I bet you didn't
even know her last name, did you?
750
00:32:04,296 --> 00:32:06,697
[whispering]
Before me. Before me.
751
00:32:07,528 --> 00:32:08,360
Oh.
752
00:32:08,488 --> 00:32:10,889
Oh, the switchboard operator.
Lily.
753
00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:13,288
Her real name was Lauren.
We called her Lily.
754
00:32:13,417 --> 00:32:14,729
I didn't know her last name.
755
00:32:14,856 --> 00:32:16,329
There you go.
756
00:32:16,456 --> 00:32:19,496
[laughing] It's funny how
it all comes rushing back.
757
00:32:19,624 --> 00:32:21,671
Yeah. She worked for us
a couple months.
758
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,720
Uh, two years back.
She disappeared one day.
759
00:32:23,848 --> 00:32:25,801
We never saw her again.
I didn't know her last name.
760
00:32:25,929 --> 00:32:28,391
That didn't stop you from
making stupid jokes about her
761
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,344
every day on the show!
762
00:32:30,472 --> 00:32:32,264
About her face, her voice.
763
00:32:32,392 --> 00:32:33,640
She didn't dare speak up
764
00:32:33,769 --> 00:32:36,361
because Mr. Big Wig
is the star of radio.
765
00:32:36,489 --> 00:32:38,377
She thought that,
by leaving after five months,
766
00:32:38,504 --> 00:32:40,744
she'd be able to forget, but no!
767
00:32:40,871 --> 00:32:43,273
Because people never stopped
talking about it to her.
768
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,001
I've been with her
since high school.
769
00:32:45,128 --> 00:32:46,664
And yes, she had other problems,
770
00:32:46,791 --> 00:32:49,832
but you, you were
the fucking cherry on top!
771
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,447
It was always like
a pressure cooker, and boom!
772
00:32:53,993 --> 00:32:56,104
Boom what? It's shock radio.
773
00:32:56,231 --> 00:32:58,537
We fuck around. That's what
we do. We make jokes, okay?
774
00:32:58,664 --> 00:33:02,344
It's not for you to decide
what's funny and what's not!
775
00:33:02,473 --> 00:33:05,544
See, being at your fuckin' house
with Olivia and your daughter,
776
00:33:05,671 --> 00:33:07,273
now that's funny, oh, yeah.
777
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,615
Yeah, okay, all right.
778
00:33:08,744 --> 00:33:11,176
Look, I'll do anything
to help Lily... Lauren.
779
00:33:11,304 --> 00:33:12,519
I'll make it up to her.
780
00:33:12,647 --> 00:33:14,663
There is something you can do.
781
00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:16,327
You can take your wireless mic
782
00:33:16,455 --> 00:33:18,344
and go up
to the studio's terrace
783
00:33:18,471 --> 00:33:20,552
with someone
from your shitty team.
784
00:33:21,159 --> 00:33:22,472
I... I don't get it.
785
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,488
You'll get it
when you're up there.
786
00:33:24,616 --> 00:33:26,791
Now, move your ass!
Okay, okay, calm down.
787
00:33:26,919 --> 00:33:28,967
Mary, get a mic
and a headphone ready.
788
00:33:29,096 --> 00:33:30,599
Okay?
789
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,607
We're coming with you.
790
00:33:37,736 --> 00:33:38,920
Okay.
791
00:33:41,351 --> 00:33:42,536
Let's go.
792
00:33:54,312 --> 00:33:55,335
Okay, I'm here.
793
00:33:55,464 --> 00:33:57,928
Cool. Breathe.
794
00:33:58,056 --> 00:33:59,495
Okay, just tell me what you want
795
00:33:59,623 --> 00:34:00,968
so we can get this
over with, huh?
796
00:34:01,095 --> 00:34:03,399
You see that ashtray
by the wall?
797
00:34:05,190 --> 00:34:07,656
How do you know there's
an ashtray by the wall, Gary?
798
00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:11,400
That's where Lauren came to cry
after you humiliated her.
799
00:34:12,999 --> 00:34:13,959
She tell you that?
800
00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:15,624
No, I was there.
801
00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:16,966
Okay.
802
00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:20,040
I was having a smoke
when she showed up in tears.
803
00:34:20,775 --> 00:34:22,152
How'd you even
get in the building?
804
00:34:22,279 --> 00:34:24,903
I worked there for my job.
805
00:34:25,032 --> 00:34:28,680
Oh, Elvis, we met so many
times, and you never said hello.
806
00:34:28,808 --> 00:34:30,984
But hey, you treat
your own colleagues like dirt.
807
00:34:31,143 --> 00:34:33,990
It's no surprise you never
gave me the time of day.
808
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,239
Who are you?
809
00:34:35,367 --> 00:34:37,126
Does it really matter?
810
00:34:39,495 --> 00:34:42,598
Are you Gary Harlowe?
811
00:34:43,303 --> 00:34:44,614
Not anymore.
812
00:34:44,743 --> 00:34:46,056
What does that mean?
813
00:34:46,183 --> 00:34:48,007
It means tonight
I don't give a fuck.
814
00:34:49,095 --> 00:34:51,175
I'm not that friendly
security guard anymore
815
00:34:51,303 --> 00:34:53,128
who always greeted you
with a smile.
816
00:34:54,150 --> 00:34:57,126
Man, look, I am really sorry.
I just don't remember, okay?
817
00:34:57,254 --> 00:35:00,263
Anyway, what I want you
to do now
818
00:35:00,391 --> 00:35:03,080
is to climb up onto that wall.
819
00:35:03,207 --> 00:35:05,127
I set up a little staircase
for you.
820
00:35:06,983 --> 00:35:08,040
You can't be serious.
821
00:35:08,167 --> 00:35:09,800
Does it sound like I'm joking?
822
00:35:09,927 --> 00:35:12,999
Hey, Adria, does it look
like I'm fooling around?
823
00:35:13,127 --> 00:35:15,302
Do I make you laugh, kid?
824
00:35:15,430 --> 00:35:16,583
[Olivia] Elvis!
825
00:35:16,711 --> 00:35:18,855
[Gary] Relax. Everything's fine.
826
00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:22,567
Elvis is gonna get up
onto that fucking wall.
827
00:35:41,575 --> 00:35:42,567
Fuck!
828
00:35:50,503 --> 00:35:53,255
I'm on the wall.
You happy? What now?
829
00:35:53,383 --> 00:35:54,822
Thank you.
830
00:35:55,527 --> 00:35:56,710
Gary, I don't like heights.
831
00:35:56,839 --> 00:35:58,502
You can tell Lauren
I'm shit scared
832
00:35:58,630 --> 00:36:00,485
if you think it makes you
feel any better, okay?
833
00:36:00,615 --> 00:36:02,342
Well, that won't be easy,
834
00:36:03,559 --> 00:36:05,189
because she's dead.
835
00:36:06,567 --> 00:36:08,647
She committed suicide
a month ago.
836
00:36:08,774 --> 00:36:11,142
You should see what she
writes about you in her letter.
837
00:36:11,271 --> 00:36:13,095
It's not very nice.
838
00:36:13,222 --> 00:36:15,591
She jumped
from her apartment balcony.
839
00:36:15,718 --> 00:36:17,127
Five stories.
840
00:36:18,215 --> 00:36:20,871
Gary, I'm sorry.
Man, I'm really sorry.
841
00:36:20,999 --> 00:36:22,278
I've learned my lesson.
842
00:36:22,407 --> 00:36:24,967
Can we please stop
this nonsense?
843
00:36:25,094 --> 00:36:26,918
When I came back
from Afghanistan,
844
00:36:27,047 --> 00:36:28,455
I tried to kill myself too.
845
00:36:28,582 --> 00:36:31,109
A pussy like you
wouldn't last a day over there.
846
00:36:31,238 --> 00:36:33,511
They said I was
psychologically damaged.
847
00:36:33,638 --> 00:36:35,399
Bullshit.
Gary, life is beautiful.
848
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,542
No, it's not!
849
00:36:37,671 --> 00:36:39,943
Now, I want you to jump.
850
00:36:47,525 --> 00:36:50,534
Come on, Gary, nobody would
do that. I'm not gonna jump.
851
00:36:50,662 --> 00:36:52,358
If you don't jump,
I'll kill them.
852
00:36:52,486 --> 00:36:53,991
You know I will!
853
00:36:54,117 --> 00:36:55,782
It's you or them!
854
00:36:55,911 --> 00:36:58,117
Oh, for fuck sake, Gary,
can't we sort this out?
855
00:36:58,246 --> 00:36:59,558
Come on,
I'm begging you, please.
856
00:36:59,686 --> 00:37:01,159
Jump!
857
00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:06,182
I can't.
858
00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:08,230
[Gary laughs]
859
00:37:08,358 --> 00:37:09,926
I knew it.
860
00:37:10,055 --> 00:37:11,367
I knew it.
861
00:37:11,493 --> 00:37:13,510
I knew you'd shit your pants.
862
00:37:13,638 --> 00:37:15,719
Not even a shred of dignity.
863
00:37:15,846 --> 00:37:18,406
That's why I didn't want you
to go alone.
864
00:37:18,854 --> 00:37:22,021
Dylan, push him.
865
00:37:22,566 --> 00:37:23,494
No.
866
00:37:23,622 --> 00:37:25,478
Push him,
or a five-year-old dies.
867
00:37:25,606 --> 00:37:27,142
Gary, you sick fuck!
868
00:37:27,270 --> 00:37:30,278
I hope you die and burn forever!
869
00:37:30,406 --> 00:37:31,878
Last chance, Dylan.
870
00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:34,630
Push him!
No.
871
00:37:34,758 --> 00:37:36,262
It's okay, it's okay.
872
00:37:36,389 --> 00:37:38,534
Gary, I'll jump.
873
00:37:39,365 --> 00:37:40,358
Put my wife on.
874
00:37:40,486 --> 00:37:42,181
What are you doing?
875
00:37:44,422 --> 00:37:46,374
I'm so sorry, my dear.
876
00:37:47,494 --> 00:37:48,837
I love you.
877
00:37:49,702 --> 00:37:50,884
Take care of Adria.
878
00:37:51,014 --> 00:37:53,126
Okay?
[Olivia whimpering]
879
00:37:53,254 --> 00:37:54,277
I have no choice.
880
00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:56,070
[Olivia] No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
881
00:37:56,197 --> 00:37:58,342
Please, I'm begging you.
I'm begging you, please.
882
00:37:58,468 --> 00:37:59,654
Please!
883
00:37:59,781 --> 00:38:01,926
[Olivia gasping, sobbing]
884
00:38:04,485 --> 00:38:05,734
Don't, Elvis, no!
885
00:38:06,405 --> 00:38:08,101
[Olivia screams on phone]
886
00:38:22,021 --> 00:38:25,478
[Gary] Tell me, Dylan,
did that asshole jump?
887
00:38:25,861 --> 00:38:26,790
Yes.
888
00:38:26,917 --> 00:38:27,941
[Gary sighs]
889
00:38:28,645 --> 00:38:31,654
Thank you, Dylan. [sniffles]
890
00:38:31,781 --> 00:38:35,013
Hey, listen, I'm sorry
I put you in that situation.
891
00:38:35,142 --> 00:38:37,189
I did you a favor, though. That
guy would have tortured you,
892
00:38:37,318 --> 00:38:38,533
just like he did to Lauren.
893
00:38:38,662 --> 00:38:40,550
He was a real
son of a bitch, you know.
894
00:38:40,676 --> 00:38:41,958
You can free his wife
and daughter
895
00:38:42,085 --> 00:38:44,486
because he jumped, he's dead.
896
00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:45,765
Just let them go.
897
00:38:45,894 --> 00:38:48,805
Of course.
I'm a man of my word.
898
00:38:50,213 --> 00:38:51,654
I just...
899
00:38:51,781 --> 00:38:54,598
I just need proof
that he really jumped.
900
00:38:55,558 --> 00:38:57,061
I mean, you wouldn't
lie to me, right?
901
00:38:57,189 --> 00:38:59,590
I'm telling you, he jumped.
Just let them go.
902
00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:03,942
[electronic buzzing]
903
00:39:22,021 --> 00:39:24,325
How could you do this to me?
904
00:39:24,453 --> 00:39:27,525
You filthy liars!
You're all motherfuckers!
905
00:39:28,517 --> 00:39:30,277
Dylan, you've really
disappointed me.
906
00:39:30,405 --> 00:39:33,221
No, wait, don't get angry.
I can explain, okay?
907
00:39:33,349 --> 00:39:36,997
I wanted to film Elvis's jump
and post it online.
908
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,045
You've really
made a fool out of me.
909
00:39:39,173 --> 00:39:40,613
Hey, hey, Gary,
this is my fault.
910
00:39:40,741 --> 00:39:42,469
I apologize, okay?
It's too late!
911
00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:44,709
I'm sorry.
An eye for an eye, Elvis.
912
00:39:44,837 --> 00:39:49,285
Gary... Now you can see what
it's like to lose someone you love.
913
00:39:49,413 --> 00:39:51,557
The police is ready to go.
They're headed in!
914
00:39:51,685 --> 00:39:53,060
Gary, the cops
are coming in right now.
915
00:39:53,189 --> 00:39:55,940
I'm begging you, please!
Give it up! Stop it!
916
00:39:56,069 --> 00:39:57,252
[two gunshots]
917
00:39:57,381 --> 00:39:59,524
[gunshots echoing]
918
00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:58,981
Wait.
919
00:41:00,036 --> 00:41:02,148
The police want
to get you on the phone.
920
00:41:05,668 --> 00:41:07,012
Yeah?
921
00:41:10,373 --> 00:41:11,716
What?
922
00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:14,660
Uh...
923
00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:21,604
That can't be.
924
00:41:27,972 --> 00:41:30,020
Go with him.
I'll lock up the studio.
925
00:41:58,244 --> 00:41:59,268
It's impossible.
926
00:41:59,427 --> 00:42:01,028
[Dylan] What's going on?
927
00:42:02,468 --> 00:42:04,196
The cops say...
928
00:42:05,604 --> 00:42:07,684
there's no one home.
[Dylan] What?
929
00:42:09,092 --> 00:42:11,043
They checked every room.
930
00:42:11,172 --> 00:42:12,580
No signs of forced entry.
931
00:42:12,709 --> 00:42:14,339
The dogs are alive.
932
00:42:14,852 --> 00:42:15,876
I don't get it.
933
00:42:16,003 --> 00:42:18,371
And your daughter,
your... your wife?
934
00:42:18,501 --> 00:42:19,556
Not there.
935
00:42:19,683 --> 00:42:21,381
I don't know.
936
00:42:21,507 --> 00:42:23,460
They looked everywhere.
Nothing.
937
00:42:25,124 --> 00:42:26,371
[Gary] Ha-ha-ha...
938
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:28,101
[in singsong] ♪ Elvis ♪
939
00:42:28,227 --> 00:42:30,276
♪ Elvis, where are you? ♪
940
00:42:31,267 --> 00:42:32,932
♪ Elvis ♪
941
00:42:33,060 --> 00:42:34,403
♪ Yoo-hoo ♪
942
00:42:34,532 --> 00:42:36,036
He's back.
943
00:42:37,156 --> 00:42:38,947
Turn up the volume.
944
00:42:44,163 --> 00:42:46,115
♪ Elvis ♪
945
00:43:40,004 --> 00:43:43,747
Elvis, you play footsie
with me, I play better.
946
00:43:43,876 --> 00:43:45,283
One step ahead, buddy.
947
00:43:45,411 --> 00:43:47,844
I really had you convinced I
was at your place, didn't I?
948
00:43:47,971 --> 00:43:51,267
And those Keystone Cops who
broke down your door for nothing,
949
00:43:51,395 --> 00:43:53,091
what a bunch of idiots.
950
00:43:54,179 --> 00:43:56,003
Is he the one
who killed the guard?
951
00:43:57,187 --> 00:43:59,907
Now, the show's
really getting started.
952
00:44:00,034 --> 00:44:02,116
So I lied about
being at your house,
953
00:44:02,244 --> 00:44:04,515
but I am with your family.
954
00:44:05,411 --> 00:44:07,395
[Olivia]
Elvis, get out of here!
955
00:44:07,523 --> 00:44:09,219
[Gary, falsetto]
"Elvis, get out of here!"
956
00:44:09,347 --> 00:44:12,995
[laughs] She doesn't even seem
to resent you for cheating on her.
957
00:44:13,122 --> 00:44:14,434
Now, that is devotion.
958
00:44:14,564 --> 00:44:17,347
I caught them
just as you left home.
959
00:44:17,475 --> 00:44:21,731
By the way, Olivia and Adria
did not want to get into my car.
960
00:44:21,858 --> 00:44:23,107
It was a struggle.
961
00:44:23,235 --> 00:44:25,155
Kind of like rassling
a couple of piglets.
962
00:44:25,284 --> 00:44:27,522
[chuckles, snorts]
963
00:44:27,651 --> 00:44:29,315
They fought, they squealed.
964
00:44:29,442 --> 00:44:32,482
But I managed to tame them
in the end.
965
00:44:34,562 --> 00:44:36,035
Hey, Elvis, you there?
966
00:44:37,282 --> 00:44:38,434
Elvis?
967
00:44:38,564 --> 00:44:39,875
Yoo-hoo?
968
00:44:40,354 --> 00:44:41,762
Anybody out there?
969
00:44:42,915 --> 00:44:46,082
You're kidding me.
Am I all alone on the air?
970
00:44:46,211 --> 00:44:49,251
Wow, this is like
a childhood fantasy come true.
971
00:44:49,379 --> 00:44:51,842
But hey, Elvis, I do hope you
can still hear me out there
972
00:44:51,971 --> 00:44:54,179
'cause tonight,
as a tribute to Lauren,
973
00:44:54,306 --> 00:44:56,803
I've gone out of my way
to make sure you spend
974
00:44:56,931 --> 00:44:59,362
the worst night of your life.
975
00:44:59,491 --> 00:45:01,122
See, I've created a game,
976
00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:02,786
and I think you're
gonna love it.
977
00:45:02,914 --> 00:45:04,066
The rules are simple.
978
00:45:04,195 --> 00:45:07,810
If you lose,
I kill these two little ladies.
979
00:45:10,722 --> 00:45:13,059
Use your cell.
Let's call the cops.
980
00:45:13,891 --> 00:45:16,354
Elvis. I'm gonna count
down from 30.
981
00:45:16,482 --> 00:45:19,011
If you don't answer,
that means you've gone,
982
00:45:19,138 --> 00:45:21,314
and that I'm talking
to myself like a madman.
983
00:45:21,442 --> 00:45:23,266
I'm not crazy, you know?
984
00:45:23,395 --> 00:45:26,595
So listen, if you don't
get back on the line,
985
00:45:26,723 --> 00:45:27,683
the game is over,
986
00:45:27,810 --> 00:45:29,154
and if the game is over,
987
00:45:29,282 --> 00:45:31,042
boom, boom.
988
00:45:31,170 --> 00:45:33,730
Thirty, 29...
989
00:45:33,858 --> 00:45:36,962
Gary, it's Mary.
990
00:45:37,090 --> 00:45:38,754
Elvis has left the building...
991
00:45:38,882 --> 00:45:41,795
No one called you, Miss
America. I'm playing with Elvis.
992
00:45:41,923 --> 00:45:44,194
I don't talk to women
who sleep with married men.
993
00:45:44,322 --> 00:45:46,723
Either Elvis
is there or he's not.
994
00:45:46,851 --> 00:45:48,226
Anyway, where was I?
995
00:45:48,865 --> 00:45:51,778
Twenty-eight, 27...
996
00:45:52,611 --> 00:45:55,841
26, 25...
997
00:45:56,419 --> 00:45:59,107
24, 23...
998
00:46:00,067 --> 00:46:03,361
22, 21...
999
00:46:04,003 --> 00:46:07,522
20, 19...
1000
00:46:07,650 --> 00:46:10,819
18, 17...
1001
00:46:10,945 --> 00:46:14,659
16, 15...
1002
00:46:14,785 --> 00:46:17,057
14, 13...
1003
00:46:17,186 --> 00:46:19,681
Elvis, the...
12, 11...
1004
00:46:19,810 --> 00:46:21,921
...mic is in the elevator.
Ten...
1005
00:46:22,050 --> 00:46:23,937
nine, eight...
1006
00:46:24,994 --> 00:46:27,617
seven, six...
1007
00:46:28,289 --> 00:46:31,073
five, four...
1008
00:46:31,201 --> 00:46:32,354
three...
1009
00:46:32,481 --> 00:46:34,466
two...
1010
00:46:34,594 --> 00:46:36,194
one...
1011
00:46:36,321 --> 00:46:37,634
Zero!
1012
00:46:37,763 --> 00:46:39,458
I'm here! I'm here!
1013
00:46:39,587 --> 00:46:42,307
Ah! Okay, Elvis.
1014
00:46:43,298 --> 00:46:44,609
And he's back!
1015
00:46:44,738 --> 00:46:46,594
[microphone feeding back]
1016
00:46:47,681 --> 00:46:49,505
Were you taking a dump?
1017
00:46:50,243 --> 00:46:52,577
So, where are you, my friend?
1018
00:46:52,705 --> 00:46:53,697
In reception.
1019
00:46:53,827 --> 00:46:54,722
Oh, in reception.
1020
00:46:54,850 --> 00:46:56,193
Ha!
1021
00:46:57,602 --> 00:47:00,354
Sorry I didn't have time
to clean up the entrance.
1022
00:47:00,482 --> 00:47:02,018
Yeah, did you have to kill him?
1023
00:47:02,145 --> 00:47:04,578
Yes, I did.
That guard was very impolite.
1024
00:47:04,705 --> 00:47:05,985
Not friendly at all.
1025
00:47:06,114 --> 00:47:08,258
I told him I used to work
the same job.
1026
00:47:08,387 --> 00:47:10,146
He didn't want to open
the door at first,
1027
00:47:10,274 --> 00:47:12,801
but thank God he recognized
your wife, so he let us in.
1028
00:47:12,930 --> 00:47:14,369
Didn't seem to like
my face, though.
1029
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:15,938
He didn't want
to give me a badge.
1030
00:47:16,067 --> 00:47:17,634
What a jerk.
1031
00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:19,970
So now it's your turn.
Where are you?
1032
00:47:20,097 --> 00:47:21,602
I'll let you in on a secret.
1033
00:47:21,730 --> 00:47:23,937
I'm still at your home,
in a way.
1034
00:47:24,065 --> 00:47:25,921
I wasn't exactly
lying to you earlier.
1035
00:47:26,049 --> 00:47:27,201
I'm at your home.
1036
00:47:27,330 --> 00:47:30,370
This is your second home,
after all.
1037
00:47:30,498 --> 00:47:33,250
We're gonna have some fun.
1038
00:47:33,378 --> 00:47:36,609
Dear listeners, you're about
to hear the last 40 minutes
1039
00:47:36,737 --> 00:47:38,914
in the history of Elvis's show.
1040
00:47:39,042 --> 00:47:41,762
In 40 minutes, that's 4-0...
1041
00:47:42,113 --> 00:47:43,778
boom!
1042
00:47:43,906 --> 00:47:47,393
[beeping]
1043
00:47:48,161 --> 00:47:51,393
You're gonna blow up the door.
Why?
1044
00:47:51,522 --> 00:47:53,474
The door? [laughs]
1045
00:47:53,602 --> 00:47:56,162
No. I respect your show, Elvis.
1046
00:47:56,289 --> 00:47:58,720
It deserves some sparkle.
1047
00:47:58,849 --> 00:48:01,026
You should check
your social media.
1048
00:48:01,569 --> 00:48:03,233
Man, I'm excited.
1049
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,209
In the army, I was an explosive
ordnance disposal specialist.
1050
00:48:06,337 --> 00:48:08,993
I miss fireworks.
[typing]
1051
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,240
He's gonna blow everything up.
1052
00:48:14,370 --> 00:48:16,993
Windows, the door,
the basement, the garage.
1053
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,849
Everything is wired to blow.
1054
00:48:18,976 --> 00:48:21,954
If only Lauren could see this.
1055
00:48:22,082 --> 00:48:23,809
On the other hand,
she'd probably tell me
1056
00:48:23,937 --> 00:48:25,504
just to blow it all up
right away.
1057
00:48:25,633 --> 00:48:27,042
She didn't like to play games,
1058
00:48:27,169 --> 00:48:28,544
but you never understood that.
1059
00:48:28,674 --> 00:48:30,369
Seems like a lot of work, Gary.
1060
00:48:30,496 --> 00:48:32,289
How'd you set all that up?
1061
00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:35,073
I could have done it better,
trust me. I didn't have much time.
1062
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,450
Should do the trick anyway.
1063
00:48:36,577 --> 00:48:37,920
With a bit of luck,
the explosions
1064
00:48:38,048 --> 00:48:40,513
will bring down
this whole building.
1065
00:48:40,928 --> 00:48:42,592
[Dylan] Elvis.
1066
00:48:43,873 --> 00:48:45,249
I don't wanna die here.
1067
00:48:45,377 --> 00:48:48,577
Well, if we don't wanna die,
we gotta fight.
1068
00:48:49,377 --> 00:48:51,041
He's in the building.
We can get him.
1069
00:48:51,169 --> 00:48:52,674
You hear that, Gary?
1070
00:48:52,801 --> 00:48:54,690
He's right, Dylan, really.
1071
00:48:54,817 --> 00:48:58,080
I said it was a game,
and I'm gonna follow the rules.
1072
00:48:58,208 --> 00:48:59,809
Military code of honor.
1073
00:48:59,936 --> 00:49:01,184
You have a chance.
1074
00:49:01,314 --> 00:49:03,682
If you find me,
I won't blow up the building.
1075
00:49:03,808 --> 00:49:05,024
I'll let you go,
1076
00:49:05,154 --> 00:49:07,744
and I'll just kill Elvis.
1077
00:49:07,872 --> 00:49:11,809
Well, then show yourself,
you slippery son of a bitch!
1078
00:49:13,025 --> 00:49:14,400
Let my girls go, okay?
1079
00:49:14,528 --> 00:49:17,248
You don't need 'em.
They're just a liability for you.
1080
00:49:17,377 --> 00:49:18,496
It's just you and me.
Man up.
1081
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,737
If you're a real man,
come down here,
1082
00:49:20,865 --> 00:49:22,144
duke it out with me, okay?
1083
00:49:22,272 --> 00:49:23,713
We'll settle this!
1084
00:49:23,841 --> 00:49:26,912
I'm too old to play fuckin'
hide-and-seek, all right?
1085
00:49:27,936 --> 00:49:29,249
Are you done?
1086
00:49:30,561 --> 00:49:32,065
I don't think you get it.
1087
00:49:32,193 --> 00:49:35,041
Instead of wasting your time
talking shit,
1088
00:49:35,168 --> 00:49:38,721
why don't you try to find me
and save your family?
1089
00:49:39,873 --> 00:49:43,649
All right, we'll do it
the fuckin' hard way.
1090
00:50:16,129 --> 00:50:17,952
This could have made
a great movie.
1091
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,672
[imitating announcer] "The bad
guy's hiding somewhere in the building,
1092
00:50:20,799 --> 00:50:22,496
the good guy is looking for him.
1093
00:50:22,623 --> 00:50:24,065
And then they all blow up!
1094
00:50:24,192 --> 00:50:25,248
The end."
1095
00:50:25,376 --> 00:50:26,976
What do you think?
1096
00:50:27,105 --> 00:50:28,865
I think you need a rewrite.
1097
00:50:29,504 --> 00:50:31,553
Sounds like a real stinker.
1098
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:08,575
[groaning]
1099
00:51:14,559 --> 00:51:16,319
[Elvis]
What's the fuck's going on?
1100
00:51:16,447 --> 00:51:18,624
Come on. Ton...
1101
00:51:19,553 --> 00:51:21,312
Tony? What the hell is this?
1102
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,943
[Dylan] What, you know him?
1103
00:51:23,071 --> 00:51:25,120
Yes. It's Tony. He's been
working here for 20 years.
1104
00:51:25,248 --> 00:51:27,328
I didn't know it was you,
Mr. Elvis. I'm sorry.
1105
00:51:27,456 --> 00:51:30,783
What the hell got into you, attacking
him like that? I don't know him!
1106
00:51:30,912 --> 00:51:32,928
You know, I couldn't see shit.
1107
00:51:33,056 --> 00:51:35,200
I just saw the dead guard
at the entrance.
1108
00:51:35,776 --> 00:51:37,120
So I hid in the dark.
1109
00:51:37,248 --> 00:51:39,840
And when you guys came in,
I just jumped on the first guy.
1110
00:51:39,967 --> 00:51:43,295
What if he works for Gary and he's
lying because he couldn't take me out?
1111
00:51:43,424 --> 00:51:45,215
Out of the question, I've
known this guy since forever.
1112
00:51:45,344 --> 00:51:46,560
When you guys came in,
1113
00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:49,184
I just assumed
you were part of his team.
1114
00:51:49,312 --> 00:51:50,079
Whose team?
1115
00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:51,648
The fucking crazy guy's team.
1116
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:54,304
The guy that came around
with the woman and the little girl?
1117
00:51:55,808 --> 00:51:57,792
Elvis, I couldn't see anything.
1118
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,360
It was super dark.
It was fuzzy.
1119
00:51:59,487 --> 00:52:01,375
Yeah, but I do remember
he was wearing a hat.
1120
00:52:01,503 --> 00:52:02,880
That I do.
1121
00:52:03,904 --> 00:52:06,720
And his eyes.
I could never forget his eyes.
1122
00:52:06,847 --> 00:52:11,135
I mean, he... this guy looks as if he
just escaped a fucking mental asylum.
1123
00:52:11,264 --> 00:52:13,760
I mean, he's totally cuckoo.
1124
00:52:13,887 --> 00:52:15,551
Why the hell didn't you
get out of here?
1125
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,119
I did, I tried...
1126
00:52:17,248 --> 00:52:21,184
I-I... I tried to leave
through the parking lot area,
1127
00:52:21,311 --> 00:52:24,127
just to find that it was
full with explosives.
1128
00:52:24,256 --> 00:52:26,688
A whole door... I mean, the
whole building for that matter,
1129
00:52:26,815 --> 00:52:30,719
it's filled with explosives,
I mean, just, you know...
1130
00:52:32,287 --> 00:52:34,046
What's going on, Elvis?
I mean, come on.
1131
00:52:34,176 --> 00:52:35,232
Are we all going to die?
1132
00:52:35,359 --> 00:52:37,215
[Gary] I am loving this.
1133
00:52:37,344 --> 00:52:39,680
What a shit show!
You okay, Elvis?
1134
00:52:39,838 --> 00:52:41,152
Little Dylan still in one piece?
1135
00:52:41,279 --> 00:52:43,391
I hadn't planned
on Tony showing up.
1136
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:45,598
Tony, my man! I remember you.
1137
00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:46,815
What a nice guy.
1138
00:52:46,943 --> 00:52:48,382
Well, apparently
I'm getting warmer.
1139
00:52:48,510 --> 00:52:50,398
You went by here
recently too, huh?
1140
00:52:50,527 --> 00:52:52,095
Hold on a second, though.
1141
00:52:52,222 --> 00:52:55,487
It's no fair if Tony's joining
your team all of a sudden.
1142
00:52:55,615 --> 00:52:57,727
Is he talking into
your headphones right now?
1143
00:52:58,335 --> 00:52:59,551
What's he saying?
1144
00:52:59,679 --> 00:53:01,343
There's no room
for an extra player.
1145
00:53:01,471 --> 00:53:02,846
Kill him.
1146
00:53:04,670 --> 00:53:06,303
Kill that son of a bitch.
1147
00:53:06,431 --> 00:53:08,159
I'm not killing anybody.
1148
00:53:08,287 --> 00:53:10,656
Tony will sit in a corner and he
won't say another fucking word, okay?
1149
00:53:10,783 --> 00:53:11,967
He's not coming with us.
1150
00:53:12,095 --> 00:53:14,366
No, Tony wasn't part of my plan.
1151
00:53:14,495 --> 00:53:15,935
He was supposed to clock out
at 10:00 p.m.
1152
00:53:16,064 --> 00:53:17,695
What the hell's he still
doing here anyway?
1153
00:53:17,823 --> 00:53:20,158
You get out of here, walk away,
just get out of here.
1154
00:53:20,287 --> 00:53:23,135
No, that's not okay.
This is pissing me off, Elvis.
1155
00:53:23,263 --> 00:53:24,639
Ask him what he's doing here.
1156
00:53:24,767 --> 00:53:26,846
Okay, he wants to know
what you're doing here,
1157
00:53:26,975 --> 00:53:29,023
why you didn't leave
at 10:00 p.m.
1158
00:53:31,103 --> 00:53:32,127
Me?
1159
00:53:33,246 --> 00:53:35,486
You were supposed to leave
at 10:00 p.m., right? Yeah.
1160
00:53:35,615 --> 00:53:37,119
What the hell
are you still doing here?
1161
00:53:37,247 --> 00:53:39,455
This is fishy.
Uh...
1162
00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:42,174
If he doesn't answer,
kill that son of a bitch.
1163
00:53:43,327 --> 00:53:45,117
I'll tell you.
1164
00:53:46,271 --> 00:53:48,158
You know, I finished my shift.
1165
00:53:48,287 --> 00:53:49,951
There were some areas
that I had to finish,
1166
00:53:50,078 --> 00:53:52,191
that I...
had to take care of,
1167
00:53:52,319 --> 00:53:55,295
and-and I wanted to take a walk
around the office before I did.
1168
00:53:55,423 --> 00:53:57,119
That's... That's it.
1169
00:53:57,598 --> 00:53:58,623
You're lying.
1170
00:53:58,751 --> 00:54:00,159
What's your problem?
1171
00:54:00,286 --> 00:54:02,366
No, you tell me what you're
doing here. Tell me now.
1172
00:54:02,495 --> 00:54:04,415
Elvis... What the fuck
is up? Tell me now!
1173
00:54:04,543 --> 00:54:07,454
Ah, now we got some action.
Elvis is getting angry.
1174
00:54:07,583 --> 00:54:11,071
No, wait. He's the guy
stealing the computers,
1175
00:54:11,198 --> 00:54:12,958
the one you were
talking about on air.
1176
00:54:13,087 --> 00:54:15,967
Tony?
You been stealing from us?
1177
00:54:20,541 --> 00:54:22,206
I'm really sorry, Elvis.
1178
00:54:23,070 --> 00:54:24,894
I really am.
1179
00:54:25,023 --> 00:54:28,638
You see, my wife is very
sick over in Spain, and...
1180
00:54:28,767 --> 00:54:31,678
I need it desperately.
I needed the cash.
1181
00:54:31,806 --> 00:54:34,463
I'm not doing anything wrong.
It's my cousin that sells them.
1182
00:54:34,590 --> 00:54:37,438
I just give it to him. He gives
me a little cut every time.
1183
00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:40,222
But it's only the sales team's
computer that I take.
1184
00:54:40,350 --> 00:54:43,678
I mean, I never ever even dream
of touching one of yours, I swear.
1185
00:54:43,806 --> 00:54:45,501
You gotta believe me.
1186
00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:48,446
We're not gonna let him get
away with this, Elvis, are we?
1187
00:54:50,301 --> 00:54:51,966
Ticktock.
1188
00:54:52,446 --> 00:54:53,790
Ticktock!
1189
00:54:53,918 --> 00:54:55,743
Ticktock, time is running out.
1190
00:54:55,870 --> 00:54:57,694
Kill this fucking thief
and come find me.
1191
00:54:57,823 --> 00:55:00,703
Tony, go upstairs and
hide in the studio, okay?
1192
00:55:00,829 --> 00:55:02,238
W-We'll settle this later, okay?
1193
00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:04,350
Go on, pal, get outta here.
Thank you, Elvis.
1194
00:55:04,478 --> 00:55:05,278
I owe you.
1195
00:55:05,406 --> 00:55:07,581
Elvis! What a mensch!
1196
00:55:07,710 --> 00:55:08,958
A true hero.
1197
00:55:09,086 --> 00:55:10,622
If it were me,
I'd have taken him out,
1198
00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:12,638
but you, you are a class act.
1199
00:55:12,766 --> 00:55:16,606
What Hollywood actor do you think would
play you in the movie of our game, huh?
1200
00:55:16,734 --> 00:55:17,502
Tom Cruise?
1201
00:55:17,631 --> 00:55:19,742
I'd cast Joaquin Phoenix as me.
1202
00:55:19,870 --> 00:55:21,694
Tonight, I'm kind of a joker.
1203
00:55:21,822 --> 00:55:23,966
[imitating the Joker's laugh]
1204
00:55:26,878 --> 00:55:29,854
"I have a condition!"
[laughing]
1205
00:55:57,694 --> 00:56:00,029
I like silence.
1206
00:56:04,286 --> 00:56:06,301
Cold!
1207
00:56:12,413 --> 00:56:13,790
Hot.
1208
00:56:17,854 --> 00:56:20,189
I wouldn't go in there
if I were you.
1209
00:56:21,342 --> 00:56:23,902
Getting warmer.
1210
00:56:28,446 --> 00:56:30,174
Not in there.
1211
00:56:34,301 --> 00:56:35,582
Okay, okay, okay.
1212
00:56:35,709 --> 00:56:37,789
This isn't supposed
to take all night.
1213
00:56:37,917 --> 00:56:41,854
And since I'm a nice guy, here's
some help from someone special.
1214
00:56:41,981 --> 00:56:43,293
Go on, sweetie.
1215
00:56:43,422 --> 00:56:45,117
Give Daddy a clue.
1216
00:56:46,142 --> 00:56:49,597
[Adria] Daddy, I'm in a closet
with some toys.
1217
00:56:49,725 --> 00:56:52,285
[Gary] Oh, now, that's too easy.
1218
00:57:07,869 --> 00:57:09,917
Hyah!
[door bangs]
1219
00:57:46,588 --> 00:57:48,029
It's Adria's.
1220
00:57:49,564 --> 00:57:51,614
He's doing this
to drive you crazy.
1221
00:57:51,740 --> 00:57:53,949
Now, isn't that cute?
1222
00:57:54,077 --> 00:57:55,869
Dear listeners,
let me set the scene.
1223
00:57:55,997 --> 00:57:59,133
Shock jock Elvis clutching
a plush toy covered in blood,
1224
00:57:59,261 --> 00:58:02,365
and newbie Dylan who looks
like he's about to lose it.
1225
00:58:02,493 --> 00:58:03,805
And see, from where I'm sitting,
1226
00:58:03,933 --> 00:58:06,813
I'm lucky enough
to watch the whole scene.
1227
00:58:17,885 --> 00:58:19,965
He's been watching us
from the start.
1228
00:58:20,092 --> 00:58:21,789
I know where the son
of a bitch is hiding.
1229
00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:23,901
He can only be in the
camera room in the basement.
1230
00:58:24,028 --> 00:58:25,629
Okay, so let's call
the police to save time.
1231
00:58:25,756 --> 00:58:27,324
We don't have the luxury
of time.
1232
00:58:27,453 --> 00:58:28,701
He's a madman.
1233
00:58:28,828 --> 00:58:30,716
I've dealt with kooks
like this for 30 years.
1234
00:58:30,844 --> 00:58:32,445
He's the type
to go through with it.
1235
00:58:32,572 --> 00:58:36,380
He'll kill my girls
unless we stop him. Okay?
1236
00:58:36,508 --> 00:58:40,029
By the time the cops get here,
fuck, it's hopeless.
1237
00:58:40,156 --> 00:58:42,268
He just wants to knock
everyone off and then do himself.
1238
00:58:42,397 --> 00:58:45,342
We don't stand a chance.
This won't end well. No.
1239
00:58:45,468 --> 00:58:48,092
Elvis, no secret powwows.
1240
00:58:48,222 --> 00:58:49,564
Turn your mic back on.
1241
00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:51,453
Listen, you don't have
to come with me,
1242
00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:53,244
but I think it's safer
if we stick together.
1243
00:58:53,373 --> 00:58:55,420
I know a way
where there's no cameras.
1244
00:58:55,549 --> 00:58:57,628
We can sneak up on him
in the basement.
1245
00:58:59,260 --> 00:59:01,532
Elvis,
think about your listeners.
1246
00:59:01,662 --> 00:59:03,645
We are live on the air!
1247
00:59:03,772 --> 00:59:05,340
Turn your microphone back on.
1248
00:59:05,469 --> 00:59:06,748
Okay, I'll play.
1249
00:59:07,964 --> 00:59:10,269
I'll bet you're somewhere
in the upper floors, am I right?
1250
00:59:10,397 --> 00:59:12,540
[laughs] Maybe.
1251
00:59:12,668 --> 00:59:14,556
Yeah, I'm comin', numb nuts.
1252
00:59:49,052 --> 00:59:51,035
Stop! Wait!
1253
00:59:53,404 --> 00:59:54,908
Hang on.
1254
00:59:56,413 --> 00:59:58,780
We have to hurry.
There's no camera down here.
1255
00:59:58,908 --> 01:00:00,572
He'll be looking for us
on the other side
1256
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:02,299
and realize we're not there.
Come on.
1257
01:00:02,428 --> 01:00:06,077
Hey, guys, you're supposed
to find me, remember,
1258
01:00:06,204 --> 01:00:08,380
not the other way around.
1259
01:00:08,508 --> 01:00:11,099
But, hey, I'm not against
spicing things up.
1260
01:00:11,228 --> 01:00:13,084
Come on, give me a clue.
1261
01:00:14,012 --> 01:00:16,380
[singsongy] ♪ Elvis ♪
1262
01:00:18,267 --> 01:00:23,100
Hey, Gary, I'm coming
upstairs to find ya, you sick puke.
1263
01:00:30,268 --> 01:00:31,868
There's the security cameras
in that room.
1264
01:00:31,997 --> 01:00:33,212
He's in there.
1265
01:00:33,821 --> 01:00:36,540
Where are you hiding?
1266
01:00:52,124 --> 01:00:53,659
[mouthing words]
1267
01:00:57,179 --> 01:00:59,227
[whispering] One, two...
1268
01:00:59,355 --> 01:01:00,315
Go!
1269
01:01:00,444 --> 01:01:03,195
All right.
Turn around or I'll brain ya.
1270
01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:19,099
You son of a bitch!
[objects clatter]
1271
01:01:19,227 --> 01:01:23,035
[Gary] Did you really think I'd be in
there when I can hack into any camera?
1272
01:01:23,163 --> 01:01:24,508
I have a knack for computers.
1273
01:01:24,636 --> 01:01:27,259
And frankly, breaking into
a 25-year-old security system
1274
01:01:27,388 --> 01:01:30,043
was easier than stealing
my sister's Netflix password.
1275
01:01:30,171 --> 01:01:33,083
I've got all the cameras
right here on a tablet.
1276
01:01:36,891 --> 01:01:38,715
Elvis.
1277
01:01:38,843 --> 01:01:40,443
Yoo-hoo!
1278
01:01:44,315 --> 01:01:46,395
Oh, hey, you're welcome,
by the way.
1279
01:01:47,099 --> 01:01:50,011
Uh, Elvis, yoo-hoo!
1280
01:01:50,139 --> 01:01:52,283
What an ingrate.
You could at least thank me.
1281
01:01:52,412 --> 01:01:55,899
Thank you for what? Well, you
never liked that asshole Justin, did you?
1282
01:01:56,027 --> 01:01:58,747
This will make it easier for
you to get his 8:00 p.m. slot.
1283
01:01:58,875 --> 01:02:01,531
No more sleepless nights
talking to freaks.
1284
01:02:01,659 --> 01:02:03,579
How come you don't look happy?
1285
01:02:03,707 --> 01:02:05,530
Nothing's ever good enough
for you, is it?
1286
01:02:05,659 --> 01:02:07,163
Why don't you tell me
where you are
1287
01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:09,691
so I can come
and thank you personally?
1288
01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:11,323
Nah, you can thank me later.
1289
01:02:11,450 --> 01:02:14,330
Knock it off, will ya?
Son of a bitch.
1290
01:02:14,460 --> 01:02:16,507
You're right, Elvis.
It's time for a break.
1291
01:02:16,636 --> 01:02:19,930
And you know what? There's
something I've always dreamed of doing.
1292
01:02:20,059 --> 01:02:25,051
What's it like to swap places
with the king of radio?
1293
01:02:25,180 --> 01:02:26,940
[Gary clears throat]
1294
01:02:28,795 --> 01:02:30,011
Ahh!
1295
01:02:30,138 --> 01:02:32,731
Now I have a beautiful voice.
1296
01:02:35,740 --> 01:02:38,460
He's in the studio.
Oh, fuck. Mary. Steve.
1297
01:02:38,587 --> 01:02:39,898
Go!
1298
01:02:41,851 --> 01:02:43,867
Dear listeners,
you have a new host tonight,
1299
01:02:43,994 --> 01:02:45,594
and it's about time.
1300
01:02:45,722 --> 01:02:46,747
Finally, someone loyal.
1301
01:02:46,874 --> 01:02:48,634
He's powered off the elevators.
1302
01:02:48,762 --> 01:02:52,507
Oh, Elvis, I'm sorry. The
elevators seem to be out of order.
1303
01:02:52,634 --> 01:02:54,715
Just can't catch a break, huh?
1304
01:02:54,843 --> 01:02:55,867
Fuck.
1305
01:02:55,996 --> 01:02:57,307
Mary?
1306
01:02:57,434 --> 01:02:59,484
Guys. How you doing?
You okay?
1307
01:02:59,611 --> 01:03:00,826
[Gary] "Mary?
1308
01:03:00,954 --> 01:03:02,906
Guys, how you doing? You okay?"
1309
01:03:03,034 --> 01:03:05,818
Seriously, what kind of
a two-bit operation is this?
1310
01:03:05,946 --> 01:03:07,546
There's no one left
at the wheel.
1311
01:03:07,674 --> 01:03:09,051
Thank God I showed up, right?
1312
01:03:09,179 --> 01:03:10,971
Hey, we should redo the jingles.
1313
01:03:11,099 --> 01:03:14,362
[imitating announcer]
"Gary, tonight, 'On the Line.'"
1314
01:03:14,490 --> 01:03:16,314
I think it's gonna be a hit.
1315
01:03:16,442 --> 01:03:18,779
[Elvis] Yeah, knock yourself
out, buddy. I'm on my way.
1316
01:03:18,907 --> 01:03:22,362
[Gary] Take your time, Elvis.
Just don't be late.
1317
01:03:22,906 --> 01:03:24,507
Thirteen minutes.
1318
01:03:37,306 --> 01:03:38,554
It's loaded.
1319
01:03:38,682 --> 01:03:41,019
I can't... I can't.
1320
01:03:41,146 --> 01:03:42,394
Hey, Dylan, pull it together.
1321
01:03:42,522 --> 01:03:44,699
You can't slack off now.
I need you, boy.
1322
01:03:45,915 --> 01:03:48,379
[officer]
Put down your weapon, now!
1323
01:04:01,497 --> 01:04:05,177
Officer, this is
all a misunderstanding.
1324
01:04:05,306 --> 01:04:07,002
[chatter on police radio]
1325
01:04:07,130 --> 01:04:09,177
Everything's fine.
1326
01:04:09,306 --> 01:04:12,379
I don't have time to explain.
I gotta go upstairs.
1327
01:04:12,506 --> 01:04:14,715
There's a madman up there
with my wife and daughter!
1328
01:04:14,841 --> 01:04:16,697
I said put down your weapons!
1329
01:04:16,826 --> 01:04:18,330
It's Elvis.
1330
01:04:19,515 --> 01:04:21,179
It's the radio star.
1331
01:04:22,521 --> 01:04:24,441
You're gonna screw
everything up, Officer.
1332
01:04:24,570 --> 01:04:26,393
I'm really sorry,
but I gotta go.
1333
01:04:26,522 --> 01:04:27,866
Don't move!
1334
01:04:28,955 --> 01:04:31,643
Dispatch, I have two
individuals, one armed,
1335
01:04:31,770 --> 01:04:33,882
at the bottom
of the KLAT-FM building.
1336
01:04:34,010 --> 01:04:36,282
There's one man down.
Requesting backup.
1337
01:04:36,410 --> 01:04:38,745
[dispatcher responding]
You haven't heard, or what?
1338
01:04:38,873 --> 01:04:42,107
Why don't you call one of your
higher-IQ buddies at the station?
1339
01:04:42,234 --> 01:04:44,442
We're being attacked
by a madman.
1340
01:04:44,570 --> 01:04:45,978
I'm not talkin' to you!
1341
01:04:46,106 --> 01:04:48,282
You're gonna put down
that weapon. I'm coming in.
1342
01:04:48,410 --> 01:04:49,657
Don't. You can't come in.
1343
01:04:49,787 --> 01:04:51,321
[beeping]
1344
01:04:51,450 --> 01:04:53,082
Oh, I'm coming in.
1345
01:04:53,209 --> 01:04:54,842
Everything's gonna be just fine.
1346
01:04:54,970 --> 01:04:56,603
No, please, please don't.
1347
01:04:58,458 --> 01:05:00,025
[beeping]
1348
01:05:00,953 --> 01:05:02,298
Don't... Don't touch that door!
1349
01:05:02,426 --> 01:05:04,761
Put down your fuckin' weapons!
[Dylan] Elvis!
1350
01:05:06,298 --> 01:05:07,194
Do as he says.
1351
01:05:07,322 --> 01:05:08,378
Huh?
1352
01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:11,034
Okay, okay!
I'm putting it down.
1353
01:05:19,610 --> 01:05:21,914
Back away from the door
or we all die!
1354
01:05:22,041 --> 01:05:23,770
Shut up!
1355
01:05:23,897 --> 01:05:25,530
[dispatcher]
Officer Glen. Stand back.
1356
01:05:25,658 --> 01:05:29,338
Do not enter the building.
I repeat, this is an order.
1357
01:05:29,466 --> 01:05:30,937
Do not enter the building.
1358
01:05:31,066 --> 01:05:32,857
Backup will arrive
in two minutes.
1359
01:05:32,986 --> 01:05:34,552
Copy that.
What should I do?
1360
01:05:34,681 --> 01:05:36,058
Nothing. You stay put.
1361
01:05:36,186 --> 01:05:37,945
The situation
is extremely dangerous.
1362
01:05:38,074 --> 01:05:41,305
Dispatch is handling it.
SWAT is on its way.
1363
01:05:46,105 --> 01:05:48,249
[chatter on police radio]
1364
01:06:03,001 --> 01:06:04,954
[coughing]
1365
01:06:05,081 --> 01:06:07,674
[Gary] Freeze! Stop moving!
1366
01:06:09,241 --> 01:06:11,129
Hey, you guys deaf or what?
I said stop.
1367
01:06:11,257 --> 01:06:12,825
Okay, okay, we're stopped.
1368
01:06:12,952 --> 01:06:16,314
We're gonna sit down
right here, okay?
1369
01:06:16,441 --> 01:06:17,625
Good.
Okay.
1370
01:06:17,752 --> 01:06:19,801
Oh, fuck!
1371
01:06:19,929 --> 01:06:22,938
Now, as much as I'm enjoying
watching you scurry around like mice,
1372
01:06:23,065 --> 01:06:25,625
I wonder if our listeners
aren't getting a little bored.
1373
01:06:25,753 --> 01:06:27,545
So let's play a game.
1374
01:06:27,673 --> 01:06:29,914
I've stopped the clock, and
I'm going to give you the chance
1375
01:06:30,041 --> 01:06:32,377
to win ten bonus minutes!
1376
01:06:32,506 --> 01:06:35,000
All you have to do
is crack the code.
1377
01:06:35,896 --> 01:06:37,816
What code?
Oh, it's simple.
1378
01:06:37,944 --> 01:06:39,193
You have four people
on your team.
1379
01:06:39,322 --> 01:06:41,242
Mary and Steven
are right here with me,
1380
01:06:41,369 --> 01:06:43,672
even if they are a bit
"tied up" at the moment.
1381
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,592
And then there's Dylan and you.
1382
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:47,098
Four players, four chances.
1383
01:06:47,225 --> 01:06:48,985
I'm going to give you
three numbers,
1384
01:06:49,113 --> 01:06:50,905
and you have to find
the correct order.
1385
01:06:51,033 --> 01:06:53,208
If you don't,
you lose ten minutes
1386
01:06:53,336 --> 01:06:55,385
and one of you
will be disciplined.
1387
01:06:55,513 --> 01:06:57,369
Gary, I don't wanna play
this fucking game.
1388
01:06:57,497 --> 01:06:59,386
Shut your mouth and play!
1389
01:06:59,513 --> 01:07:01,784
Okay, okay, calm down.
Keep your shorts on.
1390
01:07:01,912 --> 01:07:02,936
Excellent!
1391
01:07:03,065 --> 01:07:04,249
Let's start with Steven.
1392
01:07:04,377 --> 01:07:05,977
Come on over
to the microphone, Steven.
1393
01:07:06,106 --> 01:07:10,169
These are the numbers:
One, two and three.
1394
01:07:10,297 --> 01:07:11,833
What order do you want to try?
1395
01:07:11,961 --> 01:07:14,585
[Steven] Don't come up!
He's crazy! It's a trap!
1396
01:07:14,713 --> 01:07:15,961
It's a fuckin' trap!
1397
01:07:16,089 --> 01:07:18,232
[punches landing,
Steven groaning]
1398
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,225
[Gary] You guys aren't off
to a very good start.
1399
01:07:23,353 --> 01:07:25,689
Fortunately Steven
won't be opening his mouth
1400
01:07:25,816 --> 01:07:27,385
to talk any more shit.
1401
01:07:27,513 --> 01:07:31,481
It's time to move on to the second
member of your team... Mary.
1402
01:07:31,608 --> 01:07:32,696
Come on down.
1403
01:07:32,825 --> 01:07:34,616
Remember, we have three numbers:
1404
01:07:34,745 --> 01:07:36,857
One, two and three.
1405
01:07:36,984 --> 01:07:39,384
Well, Mary,
you'd better not screw this up.
1406
01:07:39,512 --> 01:07:42,360
Steven has endangered the team
by acting like an asshole.
1407
01:07:42,488 --> 01:07:45,337
[Mary whimpering] So
think hard now, Mary, and...
1408
01:07:46,008 --> 01:07:47,513
[Mary, frightened]
Three...
1409
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:49,784
two... one.
1410
01:07:52,856 --> 01:07:53,784
[game buzzes]
1411
01:07:53,912 --> 01:07:55,575
[Gary] No dice!
1412
01:07:55,704 --> 01:07:56,695
But well played.
1413
01:07:56,825 --> 01:07:57,721
Two more chances.
1414
01:07:57,848 --> 01:08:00,057
Elvis, over to you.
1415
01:08:00,504 --> 01:08:01,913
Two, three, one.
1416
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,311
[game chiming]
1417
01:08:04,793 --> 01:08:06,361
[buzzes]
1418
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:11,095
Nope! So, it's not two, three,
one. It's not three, two, one.
1419
01:08:11,225 --> 01:08:13,176
Don't shit yourself, Dylan.
1420
01:08:13,305 --> 01:08:16,600
Mathematically, there are only
four possible combinations left.
1421
01:08:16,728 --> 01:08:18,457
It's your turn.
1422
01:08:19,639 --> 01:08:22,233
I'm not gonna tell you what
I've got planned if you lose
1423
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,375
because I don't wanna put
too much pressure on you,
1424
01:08:24,504 --> 01:08:27,160
but, uh, if you don't
crack that code,
1425
01:08:27,288 --> 01:08:29,175
Mary might not thank you.
1426
01:08:29,304 --> 01:08:31,128
[Gary snickers]
1427
01:08:32,119 --> 01:08:33,496
Well?
1428
01:08:37,208 --> 01:08:38,361
One...
1429
01:08:39,417 --> 01:08:40,889
three...
1430
01:08:42,488 --> 01:08:43,960
two.
1431
01:08:46,264 --> 01:08:47,383
[victory flourish plays]
1432
01:08:47,511 --> 01:08:50,968
Bravo!
One, three, two is correct!
1433
01:08:51,097 --> 01:08:52,311
You've won an extra...
1434
01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:54,103
You can take your time
coming upstairs.
1435
01:08:54,231 --> 01:08:56,632
I'll be waiting for you
to music.
1436
01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:59,640
Maestro, take it away!
1437
01:08:59,768 --> 01:09:01,528
["Ave Maria" playing]
1438
01:09:01,657 --> 01:09:02,871
Wait, wait!
1439
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,048
[Elvis] There's no time.
We gotta go.
1440
01:09:05,176 --> 01:09:06,040
I'm dead.
1441
01:09:06,168 --> 01:09:07,671
If we reach the top
out of breath,
1442
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:08,920
we'll be good for nothing.
1443
01:09:09,048 --> 01:09:10,712
Steven's right, it's a trap.
1444
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:14,040
Stairs, corridors...
Gary's got it all figured out.
1445
01:09:14,168 --> 01:09:16,728
You're right, we'll be walking
right into the lion's den.
1446
01:09:16,856 --> 01:09:18,680
From the start, he's wanted you
to go down to reception.
1447
01:09:18,808 --> 01:09:20,504
He knew you'd stop
at the video room on the way
1448
01:09:20,632 --> 01:09:22,360
and he knew he could take
your place at the microphone
1449
01:09:22,488 --> 01:09:24,664
and still make you
come back up... why?
1450
01:09:24,792 --> 01:09:26,296
Why? 'Cause he's having fun.
1451
01:09:26,424 --> 01:09:27,830
He wants me to suffer.
1452
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:30,040
Most lunatics don't see
their crazy plans through,
1453
01:09:30,168 --> 01:09:33,752
but this guy, we got a hold of
a bona fide psychopathic killer.
1454
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:36,536
I'm sorry I dragged you
into this, kid, really I am,
1455
01:09:36,664 --> 01:09:38,359
but we gotta go,
there's nothing else for it.
1456
01:09:38,488 --> 01:09:40,600
What's gonna happen up there?
I don't know.
1457
01:09:40,728 --> 01:09:42,999
He'll be expecting us to come
through the stairway door,
1458
01:09:43,127 --> 01:09:44,504
and then he'll probably...
1459
01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:46,296
Fuck.
1460
01:09:46,424 --> 01:09:47,927
We got to find a different way.
1461
01:09:48,056 --> 01:09:49,592
Oh... Oh.
1462
01:09:49,719 --> 01:09:50,968
Oh, come on!
1463
01:10:08,919 --> 01:10:12,184
It's not there. We've
still got one floor to go.
1464
01:10:12,311 --> 01:10:13,463
Yeah.
1465
01:10:16,855 --> 01:10:17,784
[straining]
1466
01:10:17,911 --> 01:10:19,574
[lever clicks]
Okay.
1467
01:10:20,439 --> 01:10:22,103
[straining]
1468
01:10:30,872 --> 01:10:32,440
Come on, kid.
1469
01:10:37,943 --> 01:10:39,416
[metallic clanging]
1470
01:10:51,639 --> 01:10:53,720
[woman singing "Ave Maria"]
1471
01:10:53,847 --> 01:10:55,767
[straining]
1472
01:11:14,294 --> 01:11:15,639
Okay.
1473
01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:20,631
Oh, shit!
1474
01:11:20,759 --> 01:11:24,567
[Gary] Ah, the dulcet tones of
opera never did anybody any harm.
1475
01:11:24,695 --> 01:11:27,095
Let's take a moment to catch up
1476
01:11:27,223 --> 01:11:30,999
with our favorite idiot, Elvis.
1477
01:11:31,127 --> 01:11:33,399
[whispering] I don't see
Olivia or Adria anywhere,
1478
01:11:33,527 --> 01:11:34,871
but he's got Mary tied up.
1479
01:11:34,999 --> 01:11:38,871
Fuck. Okay. Now he's
probably expecting us to...
1480
01:11:42,871 --> 01:11:45,207
Oh, fuck!
1481
01:11:47,255 --> 01:11:48,471
Fuck!
1482
01:11:49,143 --> 01:11:50,903
This is my fault.
1483
01:11:51,607 --> 01:11:53,367
I told him to come up here.
1484
01:11:54,870 --> 01:11:57,494
He's expecting us
to come from the stairway.
1485
01:11:57,623 --> 01:12:00,118
We'll run in this door,
get in behind him,
1486
01:12:00,247 --> 01:12:01,815
we'll jump him, and then...
1487
01:12:01,942 --> 01:12:04,855
What?
I don't think I can do this.
1488
01:12:04,982 --> 01:12:06,550
["Ave Maria" continues]
1489
01:12:06,679 --> 01:12:08,726
Okay, okay. Listen.
1490
01:12:08,855 --> 01:12:10,551
Look, you take this, all right?
1491
01:12:10,678 --> 01:12:13,014
You're gonna need it more.
Give me the box cutter.
1492
01:12:13,143 --> 01:12:14,967
And then we'll both...
1493
01:12:15,094 --> 01:12:17,302
Well, I'll go in,
I'll get control of him.
1494
01:12:17,431 --> 01:12:20,023
You run around the back
to the other door
1495
01:12:20,150 --> 01:12:22,262
and get the drop on him
that way, okay,
1496
01:12:22,391 --> 01:12:24,311
and try and find
my family, all right?
1497
01:12:24,438 --> 01:12:25,654
Okay.
Okay.
1498
01:12:25,783 --> 01:12:27,383
You ready? I'm
depending on you. Okay.
1499
01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:29,303
One, two, three, go!
1500
01:13:05,942 --> 01:13:08,023
Game's up, Gary. It's all over.
1501
01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:11,862
[Gary, laughing] I finally
get to meet the star in person.
1502
01:13:13,046 --> 01:13:14,582
I swear, if you don't tell me
where they are,
1503
01:13:14,710 --> 01:13:16,502
I'm gonna...
You're gonna what?
1504
01:13:16,630 --> 01:13:18,262
Huh?
Slit my throat on the air?
1505
01:13:18,390 --> 01:13:21,238
At least everybody
will see your true colors.
1506
01:13:21,366 --> 01:13:26,358
Listen up, ladies and gentlemen, Elvis
is about to kill somebody live on the air.
1507
01:13:26,486 --> 01:13:27,574
Bad luck, it's me.
1508
01:13:27,702 --> 01:13:29,494
This will be Elvis's
second murder.
1509
01:13:29,622 --> 01:13:31,638
First he killed Lauren,
because yes,
1510
01:13:31,766 --> 01:13:34,870
it is your fault
she committed suicide.
1511
01:13:34,998 --> 01:13:37,429
Now he's after
the helpless boyfriend.
1512
01:13:37,558 --> 01:13:41,622
The good news is, something's finally
happening on this boring-ass show.
1513
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:42,710
[chuckles]
Dylan.
1514
01:13:42,837 --> 01:13:46,166
Cut Mary loose, and, Mary,
when he does that,
1515
01:13:46,294 --> 01:13:47,382
get us off the air, okay?
1516
01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:49,174
Oh, no, no, no,
that's a bad idea.
1517
01:13:49,302 --> 01:13:51,381
You don't wanna do that.
[device beeps]
1518
01:13:52,054 --> 01:13:54,198
What's that?
You're gonna laugh.
1519
01:13:55,221 --> 01:13:57,301
If you kill me,
I'll have to drop this,
1520
01:13:57,431 --> 01:14:00,117
and if the button comes up,
bada boom!
1521
01:14:00,950 --> 01:14:03,349
What kind of B-grade
movie bullshit is this?
1522
01:14:03,478 --> 01:14:06,678
[Gary] You didn't think I was gonna let you
come up here and ruin the end of the show?
1523
01:14:06,805 --> 01:14:08,887
I figured somebody
would catch me eventually.
1524
01:14:09,013 --> 01:14:11,510
This is my
"get out of jail free" card.
1525
01:14:12,374 --> 01:14:14,325
[beeping]
1526
01:14:16,341 --> 01:14:18,069
[phone ringing]
1527
01:14:19,541 --> 01:14:21,174
Ah, right on time.
1528
01:14:21,301 --> 01:14:22,613
[ringing]
1529
01:14:22,742 --> 01:14:24,981
The game might
not be over just yet.
1530
01:14:25,845 --> 01:14:27,382
[ringing]
1531
01:14:27,509 --> 01:14:29,781
I'd get that
if I were you, Elvis.
1532
01:14:30,485 --> 01:14:32,694
[ringing]
[Elvis] Mary.
1533
01:14:32,821 --> 01:14:34,741
Put it on speaker.
1534
01:14:34,871 --> 01:14:37,461
[ringing]
1535
01:14:40,661 --> 01:14:41,717
[man] Hello?
1536
01:14:41,846 --> 01:14:44,471
Good day, sir.
Thank you for your call.
1537
01:14:44,597 --> 01:14:45,653
How are you today?
1538
01:14:45,782 --> 01:14:47,445
[man]
Can you introduce yourself?
1539
01:14:47,573 --> 01:14:50,805
Politeness would dictate that the
caller should introduce himself first,
1540
01:14:50,933 --> 01:14:52,885
though I think I actually
know who you are.
1541
01:14:53,015 --> 01:14:56,886
And thank you because
you've called at a great time.
1542
01:14:57,013 --> 01:14:59,509
I'm Bruce, LAPD SWAT team.
1543
01:14:59,637 --> 01:15:01,877
Pleased to meet you,
Mr. Bruce. My name is Gary...
1544
01:15:02,005 --> 01:15:04,981
Shut the fuck up, Gary.
Bruce, this is Elvis.
1545
01:15:05,109 --> 01:15:07,317
I got a hold of a guy
here in the studio
1546
01:15:07,446 --> 01:15:10,805
who's already killed or
kidnapped several people already.
1547
01:15:10,933 --> 01:15:12,373
He stashed my wife
and daughter someplace.
1548
01:15:12,501 --> 01:15:14,613
I don't know where
the fuck they are.
1549
01:15:15,381 --> 01:15:16,917
And he's holding a device,
1550
01:15:17,046 --> 01:15:19,765
says he's gonna blow
the entire building up.
1551
01:15:21,108 --> 01:15:24,085
I don't know if it's true or
not. I think it could be bullshit.
1552
01:15:24,213 --> 01:15:26,005
[Bruce] We're aware
of the situation. I'm sorry.
1553
01:15:26,133 --> 01:15:27,925
We found your wife
and daughter on the terrace,
1554
01:15:28,053 --> 01:15:30,261
and... and, uh...
1555
01:15:30,390 --> 01:15:32,021
What, what? What, what?
1556
01:15:32,149 --> 01:15:34,709
Did you kill them?
Did you fucking kill them?
1557
01:15:36,693 --> 01:15:37,813
[Bruce] We have a problem.
1558
01:15:37,940 --> 01:15:39,701
[laughing]
That's for sure.
1559
01:15:39,829 --> 01:15:42,388
What the hell is going on?
Are they dead?
1560
01:15:42,517 --> 01:15:45,205
[Bruce] No. No, they're alive.
1561
01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:46,613
I'm not a monster.
1562
01:15:46,741 --> 01:15:49,557
You're projecting
your own personality onto me.
1563
01:15:50,837 --> 01:15:52,630
[Elvis] Well, then
what's the problem?
1564
01:15:52,757 --> 01:15:55,605
[Bruce] They're tied up with
explosives we can't identify.
1565
01:15:55,732 --> 01:15:57,525
Bomb squad's on its way,
1566
01:15:57,652 --> 01:15:59,924
and this phone number was written
on a piece of paper taped to them,
1567
01:16:00,053 --> 01:16:00,949
so I called it.
1568
01:16:01,077 --> 01:16:02,900
[Gary snickering]
You sick motherfucker.
1569
01:16:03,030 --> 01:16:05,172
And you're a smart guy so I
think you can guess what'll happen
1570
01:16:05,301 --> 01:16:06,581
if I lift my finger
off the detonator?
1571
01:16:06,709 --> 01:16:09,397
We'll have fireworks
up on the terrace.
1572
01:16:09,524 --> 01:16:15,253
So, please, be so kind as to
put down the knife and go sit.
1573
01:16:15,925 --> 01:16:18,164
It's you I've come for,
not them.
1574
01:16:18,293 --> 01:16:19,317
So trust me.
1575
01:16:19,445 --> 01:16:20,532
[Elvis] Trust you.
1576
01:16:20,661 --> 01:16:22,420
Yeah, you could use
a little more trust.
1577
01:16:22,548 --> 01:16:23,797
Okay, you have two options:
1578
01:16:23,924 --> 01:16:25,973
either you kill me
and I blow up Adria and Olivia,
1579
01:16:26,101 --> 01:16:29,877
or you can be reasonable
and go sit the fuck down.
1580
01:16:32,693 --> 01:16:34,228
No.
1581
01:16:34,357 --> 01:16:37,012
Bruce, these explosives.
1582
01:16:37,141 --> 01:16:38,996
Can they be deactivated?
1583
01:16:40,405 --> 01:16:42,036
[sighs] I don't know,
I'm telling you.
1584
01:16:42,164 --> 01:16:44,052
Never seen anything
like it in my life.
1585
01:16:44,180 --> 01:16:46,132
It's got a motion detector,
so if they move,
1586
01:16:46,261 --> 01:16:47,957
I think it might
set off the bomb and...
1587
01:16:48,085 --> 01:16:49,940
and there's a digital
keypad for a code.
1588
01:16:50,069 --> 01:16:53,396
I'm assuming Gary
knows the code.
1589
01:16:54,548 --> 01:16:55,285
Gary?
1590
01:16:55,412 --> 01:16:56,949
Yes, I can give you that code.
1591
01:16:57,076 --> 01:17:00,693
But first tell Elvis to remove
his fucking knife from my throat.
1592
01:17:00,820 --> 01:17:02,196
It's sharp.
1593
01:17:03,860 --> 01:17:05,461
Oh, kid, it's no use.
1594
01:17:05,589 --> 01:17:08,084
Can't you see this has
nothing to do with you?
1595
01:17:08,213 --> 01:17:09,429
Same as for the knife.
1596
01:17:09,556 --> 01:17:12,468
You shoot me,
and the terrace goes boom.
1597
01:17:15,444 --> 01:17:19,700
So does the parking lot,
the reception, everything.
1598
01:17:19,829 --> 01:17:22,613
That's what I call
ending the show with a bang.
1599
01:17:34,803 --> 01:17:36,500
No use, kid, drop it.
1600
01:17:36,627 --> 01:17:38,804
That's right, Dylan.
Listen to Daddy.
1601
01:17:38,933 --> 01:17:39,925
Drop the gun.
1602
01:17:41,588 --> 01:17:43,540
Oh, okay, you wanna be a hero?
1603
01:17:44,307 --> 01:17:46,740
Okay, I've got an idea.
1604
01:17:47,829 --> 01:17:51,092
Why don't we remove the
explosive vests from Adria and Olivia
1605
01:17:51,220 --> 01:17:52,787
and put them on you instead?
1606
01:17:52,916 --> 01:17:54,325
You can save the widow
and the orphan.
1607
01:17:54,453 --> 01:17:57,460
You'll go down in the
history books, man. [chuckles]
1608
01:17:57,587 --> 01:17:59,796
Now, there's a slight chance
you'll get blown up in the process,
1609
01:17:59,923 --> 01:18:01,876
but, uh, I think it's
worth it, don't you?
1610
01:18:03,476 --> 01:18:05,076
Hey, put the vests on me.
1611
01:18:05,204 --> 01:18:07,060
It's me you want.
1612
01:18:07,187 --> 01:18:08,949
Let me wear all
your crappy explosives
1613
01:18:09,075 --> 01:18:11,187
and let these others go,
they're innocent.
1614
01:18:11,316 --> 01:18:14,163
But that's no fun, Elvis.
1615
01:18:14,292 --> 01:18:16,659
No, the fun part
is making you choose:
1616
01:18:16,787 --> 01:18:18,579
who would you rather
wear the vests,
1617
01:18:18,707 --> 01:18:21,076
your wife and daughter
or the new kid?
1618
01:18:22,515 --> 01:18:24,276
Oh, my God.
I've got another idea.
1619
01:18:24,404 --> 01:18:25,555
Let's draw straws.
1620
01:18:25,683 --> 01:18:30,259
Elvis, you get to choose
who wears the vests.
1621
01:18:30,387 --> 01:18:34,291
I am gonna write down
the name of each person,
1622
01:18:34,420 --> 01:18:36,051
uh, except my own, of course.
1623
01:18:36,180 --> 01:18:38,004
I'm not that crazy.
1624
01:18:43,188 --> 01:18:45,172
All right, Elvis,
you do the honors.
1625
01:18:53,716 --> 01:18:54,804
It's me.
1626
01:18:54,933 --> 01:18:57,139
Wow. That is classy.
1627
01:18:57,267 --> 01:18:59,251
I'd applaud, but that
would blow everything up.
1628
01:18:59,380 --> 01:19:00,947
Don't fuck with me, Elvis.
1629
01:19:01,075 --> 01:19:03,059
Tell us the truth.
It's me.
1630
01:19:03,668 --> 01:19:05,971
Now, how is that possible?
1631
01:19:10,675 --> 01:19:12,212
Luck has spoken.
1632
01:19:12,339 --> 01:19:16,116
Dylan, you are the winner
and tonight's superhero.
1633
01:19:16,243 --> 01:19:18,483
Now, why don't you
hand over that gun?
1634
01:19:21,139 --> 01:19:24,242
Officer Bruce, you still there?
1635
01:19:24,371 --> 01:19:28,147
I'm gonna give you the
deactivation codes for the two vests.
1636
01:19:28,276 --> 01:19:30,867
Then you're gonna carry them
down to us very carefully,
1637
01:19:30,995 --> 01:19:32,851
because they're fragile.
1638
01:19:33,683 --> 01:19:35,348
Now, remember,
if I drop this detonator,
1639
01:19:35,475 --> 01:19:37,939
all the other bombs
are going to blow up.
1640
01:19:38,068 --> 01:19:40,052
[Bruce] Okay, Gary,
I'm listening.
1641
01:19:40,179 --> 01:19:42,068
For Olivia,
1642
01:19:42,195 --> 01:19:47,251
060877 and the star key.
1643
01:19:47,379 --> 01:19:48,659
For Adria,
1644
01:19:48,788 --> 01:19:53,268
040478.
1645
01:19:54,324 --> 01:19:56,690
[Bruce] Okay. Thanks.
1646
01:19:58,259 --> 01:19:59,859
[keypad beeping over phone]
1647
01:19:59,988 --> 01:20:02,323
No, hold on, shit.
It's the other way around.
1648
01:20:02,450 --> 01:20:07,028
Um, 040478 is Olivia,
060877 is Adria.
1649
01:20:07,154 --> 01:20:08,884
[Bruce] Are you sure?
1650
01:20:09,010 --> 01:20:10,226
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
1651
01:20:10,355 --> 01:20:12,242
I guess we're about to find out.
1652
01:20:12,818 --> 01:20:15,155
[keypad beeping]
1653
01:20:21,683 --> 01:20:23,634
Beep... beep-beep-beep.
1654
01:20:23,762 --> 01:20:25,715
[beeping]
[Bruce] It's okay.
1655
01:20:25,843 --> 01:20:27,635
It looks like the vests
have been deactivated.
1656
01:20:27,763 --> 01:20:31,410
What a relief. To be honest, I
wasn't 100% sure about those codes.
1657
01:20:31,540 --> 01:20:33,043
I'm glad this worked out.
1658
01:20:33,170 --> 01:20:35,154
[Bruce] Everything's fine.
Olivia and Adria are safe.
1659
01:20:35,282 --> 01:20:36,659
We're evacuating them now.
1660
01:20:36,788 --> 01:20:39,923
Okay, Bruce, but hurry up.
My hand's starting to cramp.
1661
01:20:40,050 --> 01:20:42,642
I don't know how much longer
I can hold onto this thing.
1662
01:20:44,116 --> 01:20:45,139
Thanks.
1663
01:20:45,267 --> 01:20:48,370
For what? You know
I'm gonna kill you, right?
1664
01:20:50,067 --> 01:20:51,795
For letting my family go.
1665
01:20:57,683 --> 01:21:01,363
Gary, we all understand
your misfortune.
1666
01:21:01,491 --> 01:21:03,539
But you don't
have to kill anybody.
1667
01:21:03,667 --> 01:21:07,411
Tonight, all our listeners heard
what he did to Lauren.
1668
01:21:07,538 --> 01:21:09,650
Everyone understands
how you feel.
1669
01:21:10,578 --> 01:21:12,275
If you keep Elvis alive,
1670
01:21:12,402 --> 01:21:14,322
he'll have to live with himself.
1671
01:21:15,250 --> 01:21:18,739
After all, he's to blame
for everyone who died tonight.
1672
01:21:20,018 --> 01:21:21,459
We can agree on that.
[Gary] Exactly.
1673
01:21:21,587 --> 01:21:23,379
This is all his fault.
He's the one to blame.
1674
01:21:23,507 --> 01:21:28,403
If you let us all go, we'll
remember only your pain and mercy.
1675
01:21:28,531 --> 01:21:30,738
Everyone will understand what
you went through in the army.
1676
01:21:30,866 --> 01:21:33,907
The public will be on your side.
1677
01:21:34,545 --> 01:21:35,923
But if you kill him,
1678
01:21:36,051 --> 01:21:37,362
that'll end it all.
1679
01:21:37,490 --> 01:21:40,434
If Lauren were here,
right at this moment,
1680
01:21:40,562 --> 01:21:43,602
she'd tell you
that you did well.
1681
01:21:47,185 --> 01:21:49,299
Elvis has played
some nasty tricks on me too.
1682
01:21:49,427 --> 01:21:52,818
The worst jokes since I
started working here.
1683
01:21:53,491 --> 01:21:55,251
I can imagine what Lauren felt.
1684
01:21:55,378 --> 01:21:57,171
Really. Thank you.
1685
01:21:57,298 --> 01:21:59,091
You've got the message out.
1686
01:21:59,987 --> 01:22:02,802
Tomorrow Elvis won't
have a show anymore.
1687
01:22:03,635 --> 01:22:05,874
But that's it.
That's enough.
1688
01:22:06,003 --> 01:22:08,338
It's time to stop, okay?
1689
01:22:16,978 --> 01:22:18,738
That's good, Gary.
1690
01:22:18,865 --> 01:22:20,625
[Bruce]
I'm upstairs at the door.
1691
01:22:20,753 --> 01:22:22,545
I'm alone.
1692
01:22:22,673 --> 01:22:24,722
All right, come on in, Bruce,
and no funny business
1693
01:22:24,850 --> 01:22:27,154
or I'm gonna shoot Elvis
and I'll blow it all to hell.
1694
01:22:27,282 --> 01:22:28,465
Calm down, Gary. Remember...
1695
01:22:28,595 --> 01:22:30,675
Shut the fuck up!
That was all empty talk.
1696
01:22:30,802 --> 01:22:32,370
You were leading me on,
weren't you?
1697
01:22:32,499 --> 01:22:33,586
No.
Shh!
1698
01:22:38,194 --> 01:22:39,282
Gary.
1699
01:22:40,562 --> 01:22:42,002
See?
1700
01:22:42,130 --> 01:22:43,569
I'm here.
1701
01:22:43,697 --> 01:22:47,473
I'm not armed.
Everything's fine.
1702
01:22:47,602 --> 01:22:51,473
Why don't you help Dylan get
dressed? I think he's a little bit cold.
1703
01:22:51,602 --> 01:22:52,818
Good.
1704
01:22:54,770 --> 01:22:57,394
I'm sorry, kid.
It's gonna be all right.
1705
01:22:58,610 --> 01:23:00,370
[Gary] Hurry it up, Bruce.
1706
01:23:01,073 --> 01:23:03,186
Now, on vest number one,
1707
01:23:03,314 --> 01:23:06,226
enter 040478.
1708
01:23:16,114 --> 01:23:17,393
[tone sounds]
1709
01:23:21,842 --> 01:23:23,506
Vest number two.
1710
01:23:23,633 --> 01:23:28,657
060877.
1711
01:23:29,841 --> 01:23:31,825
[tone sounds]
1712
01:23:35,122 --> 01:23:38,417
Okay, Gary. This whole
place is surrounded.
1713
01:23:38,545 --> 01:23:40,658
We all want this to end well.
1714
01:23:43,441 --> 01:23:45,008
We'd like to offer you a deal.
1715
01:23:45,137 --> 01:23:46,354
[gunshot]
1716
01:23:46,481 --> 01:23:47,378
[Mary screams]
1717
01:23:47,506 --> 01:23:49,394
Boring!
1718
01:23:49,522 --> 01:23:50,864
God! Oh!
1719
01:23:50,994 --> 01:23:54,034
I just... I just don't know
how this can end, guys.
1720
01:23:54,737 --> 01:23:56,402
It's not looking good, though,
is it?
1721
01:23:56,528 --> 01:23:58,226
Not looking good at all.
1722
01:23:58,801 --> 01:24:00,977
You know what? Fuck it.
1723
01:24:01,106 --> 01:24:03,953
Let's free our listeners
from this never-ending show.
1724
01:24:05,297 --> 01:24:09,265
Elvis, let me just say you are the
world's worst fucking radio host.
1725
01:24:10,673 --> 01:24:12,530
Now let's end this
with fireworks.
1726
01:24:19,377 --> 01:24:22,034
[screams]
No!
1727
01:24:36,816 --> 01:24:38,962
[laughing]
1728
01:24:44,145 --> 01:24:45,777
That was a riot!
1729
01:24:45,905 --> 01:24:47,761
[laughter]
1730
01:24:48,753 --> 01:24:50,288
[Gary] That was amazing.
1731
01:24:50,801 --> 01:24:52,176
[laughing]
1732
01:24:52,304 --> 01:24:54,609
[Mary] How the hell
did we pull that off?
1733
01:24:54,737 --> 01:24:55,761
Whoo!
1734
01:24:55,890 --> 01:24:58,385
[Elvis] I think we just...
[Mary] Insane. Insane.
1735
01:24:58,513 --> 01:25:02,609
...performed the greatest prank
in the history of this show!
1736
01:25:02,736 --> 01:25:04,561
[laughter]
1737
01:25:04,688 --> 01:25:05,809
My dear listeners.
1738
01:25:05,937 --> 01:25:08,369
I'm sorry if we gave you
a huge scare.
1739
01:25:08,496 --> 01:25:12,561
But this whole thing, this entire
thing was just one big hoax.
1740
01:25:12,689 --> 01:25:15,025
Yes, that's right.
[crew whooping, cheering]
1741
01:25:15,153 --> 01:25:16,303
Yes!
1742
01:25:16,433 --> 01:25:18,001
We were screwing with you,
that's right.
1743
01:25:18,128 --> 01:25:19,953
We're a bunch
of dirty deceivers.
1744
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:25,361
And I'm sure his fans
recognized him from the very start.
1745
01:25:25,489 --> 01:25:28,656
Gary was played by none other
than James Steel,
1746
01:25:28,783 --> 01:25:30,065
the king of the Internet!
1747
01:25:30,193 --> 01:25:32,560
I think he slept with Bezos
to get the title.
1748
01:25:32,689 --> 01:25:34,352
Yeah! What an actor.
1749
01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:35,985
What a performance.
That was really amazing.
1750
01:25:36,112 --> 01:25:38,961
In fact, it was so good,
I was in on it,
1751
01:25:39,089 --> 01:25:40,145
I thought you'd snapped.
1752
01:25:40,272 --> 01:25:42,353
[James]
Hey, what's up, everybody?
1753
01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:43,792
That was one crazy trip,
1754
01:25:43,921 --> 01:25:46,032
and you know you'll be
finding all the videos
1755
01:25:46,161 --> 01:25:47,792
posted to my social media
tomorrow.
1756
01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:49,807
Yes, that's right,
we filmed it all!
1757
01:25:49,937 --> 01:25:51,153
[whooping and cheering]
1758
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:53,009
I just wanna give
another shout out to my man,
1759
01:25:53,137 --> 01:25:56,432
who we devised this prank for
over the past several weeks.
1760
01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:58,800
The one and only Dylan!
1761
01:25:58,929 --> 01:26:00,880
[cheering]
1762
01:26:03,121 --> 01:26:05,680
[whooping]
[Elvis] Yeah!
1763
01:26:05,809 --> 01:26:08,433
And, Olivia, get your
talented ass over here.
1764
01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:12,048
All right, that was
incredible! Oh, my God.
1765
01:26:12,177 --> 01:26:14,257
This is a very gifted actress
called Carole Weyers.
1766
01:26:14,384 --> 01:26:18,160
And she not only did Olivia
but the voice of Adria.
1767
01:26:18,289 --> 01:26:22,033
[high-pitched]
"Daddy, please save me!"
1768
01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:23,857
[laughter]
1769
01:26:24,624 --> 01:26:26,704
And a big bravo
to Richard Anderson,
1770
01:26:26,833 --> 01:26:29,552
who played
our very credible SWAT guy.
1771
01:26:29,680 --> 01:26:32,047
You really were
pretty scared, man.
1772
01:26:32,176 --> 01:26:33,616
[Mary, laughing] Yeah.
1773
01:26:33,744 --> 01:26:37,168
And, of course, we warned LA
and Pasadena's PD in advance.
1774
01:26:37,297 --> 01:26:39,792
We gotta keep our cops
kosher, right?
1775
01:26:39,921 --> 01:26:42,320
So, let me clarify
that no police were involved,
1776
01:26:42,449 --> 01:26:45,360
hurt or made to look worse
than they actually are.
1777
01:26:45,487 --> 01:26:47,056
[laughter]
So...
1778
01:26:47,184 --> 01:26:48,880
By the way, Mary and I...
1779
01:26:49,008 --> 01:26:51,697
we're actually
not sleeping together.
1780
01:26:51,824 --> 01:26:53,296
[others] Oh!
Yet.
1781
01:26:53,424 --> 01:26:54,512
[scattered laughter]
1782
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:56,368
I have a rule:
no men over 80 years old.
1783
01:26:56,497 --> 01:26:59,216
Oh, yeah, you don't want old age
creeping up on you.
1784
01:26:59,344 --> 01:27:01,296
And Justin back from the dead!
1785
01:27:01,424 --> 01:27:03,184
Whoo!
Whoo!
1786
01:27:03,312 --> 01:27:04,336
Must eat your brain!
1787
01:27:04,464 --> 01:27:06,160
My brains, aw,
it's a very small thing.
1788
01:27:06,288 --> 01:27:08,208
You know you got off
on watching me dead.
1789
01:27:08,336 --> 01:27:09,808
Oh, yeah, I want
your fuckin' slot, man,
1790
01:27:09,936 --> 01:27:11,792
but you know I love you,
buddy, I love you.
1791
01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:13,200
But you did say,
"Go fuck yourself."
1792
01:27:13,327 --> 01:27:14,480
You didn't mean that, did you?
1793
01:27:14,608 --> 01:27:15,824
Oh, I meant it.
I was kind of hurt by that.
1794
01:27:15,951 --> 01:27:17,680
I'm a big fan of yours,
you know that.
1795
01:27:17,808 --> 01:27:20,688
I was really proud to be a part
of this. Thanks. What a suck-up.
1796
01:27:20,816 --> 01:27:22,160
I'd like to say something.
1797
01:27:22,288 --> 01:27:24,208
I'd like to say something
if I may.
1798
01:27:24,336 --> 01:27:26,032
You know,
I really want to apologize
1799
01:27:26,159 --> 01:27:27,504
for having attacked poor Dylan.
1800
01:27:27,632 --> 01:27:28,912
Yeah, dude,
what were you thinking?
1801
01:27:29,039 --> 01:27:30,928
You freaked me out.
You were supposed to attack me.
1802
01:27:31,056 --> 01:27:33,616
I don't know. Listen,
I just got carried away.
1803
01:27:33,743 --> 01:27:35,792
I mean,
I was so excited. Sorry.
1804
01:27:35,919 --> 01:27:38,512
This is Tony, played by Tony.
1805
01:27:38,639 --> 01:27:41,167
[whooping and cheering]
1806
01:27:41,296 --> 01:27:42,960
A very highly strung
performance there.
1807
01:27:43,087 --> 01:27:44,303
Tony's one of the crazy actors
1808
01:27:44,432 --> 01:27:45,808
who's been working
with me for years.
1809
01:27:45,935 --> 01:27:48,208
Elvis, this is one of the best
shows of my life, thank you.
1810
01:27:48,336 --> 01:27:51,344
Dylan, we promised
to make you feel welcome,
1811
01:27:51,471 --> 01:27:54,351
and I think, I think we've done
just that, yeah, don't you?
1812
01:27:54,480 --> 01:27:58,959
But the real question is,
after all of this...
1813
01:27:59,088 --> 01:28:01,168
will we see you back
in the studio tomorrow
1814
01:28:01,295 --> 01:28:04,656
or are you gonna just go away
and hate us for the rest of your life?
1815
01:28:20,464 --> 01:28:22,351
[crew] Awww!
[Elvis] Aw, come on!
1816
01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:23,407
[Mary] Dylan!
1817
01:28:23,535 --> 01:28:25,391
[Justin] Maybe we went too far.
1818
01:28:26,128 --> 01:28:27,184
Dylan.
Dylan.
1819
01:28:27,311 --> 01:28:29,456
Dylan, come on, bro.
Come on.
1820
01:28:31,151 --> 01:28:33,263
[Justin]
Dylan. Don't be that guy.
1821
01:28:33,391 --> 01:28:35,311
[Elvis] Hey, buddy!
[group sighing]
1822
01:28:35,439 --> 01:28:36,847
[Elvis] Buddy!
1823
01:28:36,975 --> 01:28:38,479
You're better than that.
1824
01:28:38,608 --> 01:28:40,719
Dylan, come on, dude.
1825
01:28:41,327 --> 01:28:43,119
Dylan? Dylan?
1826
01:28:43,247 --> 01:28:45,424
Come on back.
Let's be live, baby.
1827
01:28:45,551 --> 01:28:46,959
Tell us what you thought
of all this.
1828
01:28:47,087 --> 01:28:49,935
I mean, we really worked
our asses off for you, kid.
1829
01:28:50,063 --> 01:28:51,023
Oh, come on!
1830
01:28:51,151 --> 01:28:53,135
Oh, come on.
[Mary] Yes!
1831
01:28:53,263 --> 01:28:55,599
[Justin] Probably
crossed the line there.
1832
01:28:57,679 --> 01:28:58,575
Hey.
1833
01:28:58,703 --> 01:29:00,271
Hey, Carole, the mic.
1834
01:29:00,399 --> 01:29:02,511
Come on, Dylan.
Don't get mad, get even.
1835
01:29:02,639 --> 01:29:04,015
All right?
1836
01:29:05,007 --> 01:29:07,215
Hey, say a few words
to the listeners.
1837
01:29:07,919 --> 01:29:09,231
Come on, kid, speak up.
1838
01:29:09,359 --> 01:29:11,727
Come on, kid, it's your moment.
Let's go.
1839
01:29:13,039 --> 01:29:15,919
Come on, dude.
Hey, Dylan, man up, come on.
1840
01:29:16,047 --> 01:29:18,767
We've all had to change our
shorts more than once this year.
1841
01:29:18,895 --> 01:29:19,887
Hey, what...?
1842
01:29:20,015 --> 01:29:21,519
Whoa!
Holy shit!
1843
01:29:21,647 --> 01:29:23,278
Oh, my God!
Dylan!
1844
01:29:26,704 --> 01:29:27,664
Call 911!
1845
01:29:27,791 --> 01:29:29,263
Oh, my God.
1846
01:29:29,390 --> 01:29:31,119
Oh, my God.
Shit.
1847
01:29:34,991 --> 01:29:36,943
[Mary gasping]
1848
01:29:44,623 --> 01:29:46,191
He's dead.
1849
01:29:48,271 --> 01:29:49,327
What?
1850
01:29:51,407 --> 01:29:52,719
[gasps]
1851
01:30:03,246 --> 01:30:05,391
[distant siren wailing]
1852
01:30:40,046 --> 01:30:41,454
We're taking away the body.
1853
01:30:41,583 --> 01:30:43,726
We will need you
for the deposition.
1854
01:30:43,854 --> 01:30:46,830
Please go home
so we can find you.
1855
01:30:51,950 --> 01:30:55,023
There are dozens of journalists
and press out the front.
1856
01:30:55,150 --> 01:30:56,879
You should go through the back.
1857
01:30:57,006 --> 01:30:59,022
Go home to Olivia and Adria.
1858
01:31:25,102 --> 01:31:27,694
How many times did I warn you?
1859
01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:30,638
I told you it was too much.
1860
01:31:32,846 --> 01:31:34,830
You killed him, Elvis.
1861
01:31:35,661 --> 01:31:38,318
It's your fault.
You did this.
1862
01:31:40,717 --> 01:31:42,414
He was just a kid.
1863
01:31:44,974 --> 01:31:48,941
For years I've been telling you to
put some limits on your practical jokes,
1864
01:31:49,070 --> 01:31:51,854
but no, it was never
enough for you.
1865
01:31:54,350 --> 01:31:57,997
I knew it. I fucking knew
it would end badly.
1866
01:32:00,750 --> 01:32:04,717
I don't even have to fire you
because your career is over now.
1867
01:32:09,807 --> 01:32:11,310
I'm done.
1868
01:32:13,517 --> 01:32:15,949
I won't ever go
on the mic again.
1869
01:32:17,487 --> 01:32:19,181
Where are you going now?
1870
01:32:21,294 --> 01:32:22,350
Home.
1871
01:32:22,478 --> 01:32:23,661
No, no, no, no.
Come here. Come here.
1872
01:32:23,790 --> 01:32:25,518
Reporters are crawling
everywhere.
1873
01:32:25,645 --> 01:32:27,278
The bloodsuckers
are waiting by your car.
1874
01:32:27,405 --> 01:32:29,517
Come on, get in.
I'll take you home. Get in.
1875
01:32:35,662 --> 01:32:37,325
Fuck, Elvis!
1876
01:32:38,989 --> 01:32:40,494
The media will get you.
1877
01:32:40,622 --> 01:32:41,997
And your family too.
1878
01:32:43,021 --> 01:32:45,005
I won't be surprised
if they leave you.
1879
01:32:45,133 --> 01:32:46,894
You'll probably be serving time.
1880
01:32:47,021 --> 01:32:49,005
You're gonna need a fucking
good lawyer, that's for sure.
1881
01:32:49,134 --> 01:32:51,405
Okay, I need to calm down now.
1882
01:32:51,533 --> 01:32:53,517
Max, please, turn on the radio.
1883
01:32:53,645 --> 01:32:55,982
[reporter] As we said earlier,
breaking news.
1884
01:32:56,109 --> 01:32:59,181
From what we know, something
happened during the night
1885
01:32:59,309 --> 01:33:02,733
at the KLAT-FM radio station.
Stay here.
1886
01:33:02,861 --> 01:33:04,333
We'll explain it
in details later,
1887
01:33:04,462 --> 01:33:06,989
but I was told that
radio star Elvis Cooney
1888
01:33:07,117 --> 01:33:08,653
is apparently listening
to the radio...
1889
01:33:08,781 --> 01:33:09,965
Face it.
...right now.
1890
01:33:10,093 --> 01:33:13,549
And we have a very important
message for him.
1891
01:33:14,158 --> 01:33:16,429
Elvis, happy birthday.
1892
01:33:16,556 --> 01:33:20,269
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1893
01:33:21,133 --> 01:33:22,413
Surprise.
1894
01:33:22,541 --> 01:33:23,629
Happy birthday!
1895
01:33:23,758 --> 01:33:25,742
[Sam laughing]
1896
01:33:25,869 --> 01:33:28,141
Happy birthday, honey.
1897
01:33:29,101 --> 01:33:29,996
Dylan!
1898
01:33:30,125 --> 01:33:31,469
[Dylan laughing]
1899
01:33:31,597 --> 01:33:34,733
What the...?
You motherfuckers.
1900
01:33:34,861 --> 01:33:36,364
You motherfuckers!
We got ya!
1901
01:33:36,493 --> 01:33:38,158
Oh, Jesus!
[laughing]
1902
01:33:38,284 --> 01:33:40,429
[cheering]
1903
01:33:44,237 --> 01:33:45,902
You! Come here.
1904
01:33:46,060 --> 01:33:48,718
I'm glad you're still alive.
I really am, I'm glad, kid.
1905
01:33:48,844 --> 01:33:50,156
Actually, it's Max.
1906
01:33:50,285 --> 01:33:53,582
Horse falls, car stunts,
and, uh... staircases.
1907
01:33:53,708 --> 01:33:55,246
[laughter]
1908
01:33:55,373 --> 01:33:56,557
Kind of a Stuntman 101.
1909
01:33:56,684 --> 01:33:58,540
And we threw in
a few little extras.
1910
01:33:58,669 --> 01:34:01,198
Like that fight with Tony.
[Elvis] Oh.
1911
01:34:01,324 --> 01:34:03,022
Ah, you!
[Tony laughing]
1912
01:34:03,149 --> 01:34:06,124
When Mary told us she wanted
to trap the next newbie,
1913
01:34:06,253 --> 01:34:09,806
I called James and we came up
with this beautiful happy ending.
1914
01:34:09,932 --> 01:34:12,365
Happy birthday!
[Elvis] Mary!
1915
01:34:12,493 --> 01:34:14,156
[laughter]
1916
01:34:15,437 --> 01:34:17,900
Happy birthday, you prick!
1917
01:34:18,542 --> 01:34:20,173
You should have seen your face!
1918
01:34:20,301 --> 01:34:21,422
Oh, you were fucked up.
1919
01:34:21,548 --> 01:34:22,700
Say "cheese," Elvis.
1920
01:34:22,829 --> 01:34:24,460
You know this reaction shot
is going viral.
1921
01:34:24,588 --> 01:34:26,861
Yay! Yes, yes!
1922
01:34:26,989 --> 01:34:28,397
You fuckin' got me!
1923
01:34:28,524 --> 01:34:30,957
You're all a bunch
of complicit assholes, okay?
1924
01:34:31,084 --> 01:34:34,924
Sleep with one eye open because
my revenge will be ruthless.
1925
01:34:35,052 --> 01:34:36,300
[crew] Ohh!
1926
01:34:36,430 --> 01:34:38,669
Now, it is time for bed, yeah?
Yes.
1927
01:34:38,796 --> 01:34:40,333
So we'll leave you
with the final word.
1928
01:34:40,461 --> 01:34:41,837
What do you wanna say?
1929
01:34:41,964 --> 01:34:44,109
I'll have the final word,
all right. Um...
1930
01:34:45,101 --> 01:34:47,341
I'll see you all tomorrow.
[Carole laughs]
1931
01:34:47,468 --> 01:34:49,101
Things are gonna get crazy.
1932
01:34:49,229 --> 01:34:50,380
[whooping and cheering]
1933
01:34:50,508 --> 01:34:52,781
["I Got U On the Line" playing]
1934
01:36:19,979 --> 01:36:22,667
♪ I've got you on the line ♪
1935
01:36:22,795 --> 01:36:25,900
♪ I beg you to take your time ♪
1936
01:36:26,028 --> 01:36:28,331
♪ So we can talk ♪
1937
01:36:28,459 --> 01:36:31,564
♪ For a while ♪
1938
01:36:31,692 --> 01:36:34,187
♪ Please don't hang up now ♪
1939
01:36:34,315 --> 01:36:37,996
♪ Let me see you
End this doubt ♪
1940
01:36:38,636 --> 01:36:39,851
♪ Keep me ♪
1941
01:36:39,979 --> 01:36:46,827
♪ And love around ♪
1942
01:37:46,283 --> 01:37:48,428
[electronic music playing]