1 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:10,593 AN ORIGINAL NETFLIX SERIES 2 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,847 Watch your lover's butt 3 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:14,719 as they rise up 4 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:19,015 and go down sensually 5 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:21,022 during the breathing exercise. 6 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,484 Speaking of butts, mine was famous in jail. 7 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:26,185 I know how arousing it can be. 8 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:27,735 Cut it out. 9 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:31,819 Tantric yoga helps improve our sex drive 10 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:37,246 as we put our bodies in contact with our partners' bodies. 11 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:40,754 Cut it out, honey! 12 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:43,672 -Very good! What a lion! -Keep going. 13 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:48,417 -Inhale, exhale, very good. -You're doing it wrong. Pay attention. 14 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:53,970 Okay, I think we'll stop here to avoid any accidents. 15 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,308 And to all of you, namaste. 16 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:58,981 Mastes. 17 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:03,519 I'd like to acknowledge someone who exudes sexuality. 18 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:07,525 Let's just say he's a natural penis master. 19 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:08,989 She caught me! 20 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:12,569 Genaro, I'd like to ask you 21 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:16,123 to share your light on my blog with a video. 22 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:17,623 Bravo! 23 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,459 Leo, dear. 24 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:22,618 -Yes? -It's just him in the video. 25 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,998 Let's just say that some partners aren't such great partners yet. 26 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:31,049 Tantric yoga will be particularly helpful 27 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,088 for the Espinozas. 28 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:34,433 What? 29 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:38,601 You transmitted a total lack of sexual connection. 30 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,850 -Read it. -Thanks. 31 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,105 Everybody knows if the Lopezes are good in bed 32 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,728 it's because it's cheaper than Netflix. 33 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:52,356 Forgive me, but I do have Netflix, and instead of solving your issue, 34 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:54,945 you two spy on us, which causes frigidity. 35 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:58,491 Girls, remember we can all improve. 36 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:02,406 Or be honest and tell me which of us has a perfect sex life? 37 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:12,627 You want a class? 38 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:16,085 Don't miss a roll in the hay with the country's best lover, 39 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:17,637 yours truly. 40 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:21,220 I'm sore all over from standing on my toes so long. 41 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,307 But honey… 42 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,017 On second thought, 43 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:35,607 open up those chakras wide for me, because here I come! 44 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:36,697 Yes! Come! 45 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:40,874 Giddyap, penis master! It's the ride of your life! 46 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:44,042 -Oh, yes! -That's my penis master! 47 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,622 Keep going! 48 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,667 Yes! 49 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:50,000 Yes, penis master! 50 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:51,706 Yes! More! 51 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,625 I got a new business idea. 52 00:02:56,467 --> 00:03:00,427 The tantra teacher's success reminded me how much sex sells. 53 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:01,473 Interested? 54 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:06,806 No, in jail I learned not to mix business with pleasure. 55 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:10,265 Dad's not investing a penny. It's all from my savings. 56 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,566 From the allowance Daddy gives you? 57 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:15,067 -She's right. -Uncle, get dressed! 58 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,913 But I am dressed. 59 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,530 Any self-respecting CEO 60 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:23,747 risks their own money like Mark Zuckerberg. 61 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:27,748 It'll be like Rappi, but using WhatsApp to sell sex toys. 62 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:28,672 Just imagine. 63 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,380 Facebook's Zuckerberg? 64 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:33,422 -Uncle! -What? 65 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,417 I can't do what I want in my own home? 66 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,601 "No condoms for a quickie? 67 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:41,968 We deliver them. 68 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:46,559 No Viagra for a quickie? We buy it for you. 69 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:49,853 Are you looking for a gay fling and need some poppers? 70 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,230 We're there for you." 71 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:56,065 Diego even composed a jingle. Qui-ckie! 72 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:01,244 Look, you can sell this second-hand in your business. 73 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,703 Check it out. Ta-da! 74 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:06,662 Hold on. 75 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:10,706 Have you lost your mind? Nobody buys those used. 76 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:14,382 So, you're saying you can't be with a divorcee because she's used? 77 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:17,299 That's why you never had a girlfriend. 78 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,342 Only convicts know what love is. 79 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:23,636 No one should have one of those. You're going to hell. 80 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:26,432 Doesn't she look like Crista? 81 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:30,480 -What? Never mind her. -Of course not. 82 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:32,561 You are awesome, baby. 83 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,977 Wow! She speaks English! 84 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:39,646 She's yours for free, nephew. Just bleach her down first. 85 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,737 -What for? -Better safe than make your buddy sorry. 86 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:44,164 Right? 87 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:46,576 Is that a saying? 88 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:54,836 What a dump. 89 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:59,508 -So, potatoes remove dark circles? -Yes. We use them at home. 90 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:02,300 But brown skin doesn't get dark circles. 91 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,311 What's wrong with you? 92 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:10,138 I couldn't sleep with all the moaning from the ghetto masters next door, 93 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:14,356 while you slept like a log, we didn't practice the position I wanted. 94 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,399 I can't carry you like that. 95 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:20,323 -Are you calling me fat? -I said no such thing. 96 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:25,953 I won't let those ghetto masters beat us. You need to be the penis master. 97 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:28,485 Got it? 98 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:33,460 Don't fret, girls. The first time is never easy. 99 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:37,921 There's no need for any stress, pleasure is like a blast wave 100 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:39,878 that spreads 101 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:41,221 throughout 102 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:42,629 your body. 103 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:44,973 And we begin. 104 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:48,886 Women 105 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,726 are like a beautiful flower. 106 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:53,899 Give them your fertilizer 107 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,400 and they bloom. 108 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:59,151 Should I be hearing this, Dad? 109 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:00,613 Cover your ears, honey. 110 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:02,573 Pablito won't help me. 111 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:04,907 I don't know how to post online. 112 00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:07,369 You're the brains in the family, honey. 113 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,870 You'll be successful when you grow up. 114 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,503 Come on, post it! 115 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:17,003 -What's that sound? -You got some comments. 116 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:19,254 Read them to me. 117 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,506 From @titillo. 118 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:23,933 "What foods turn women on?" 119 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:27,722 From @anonymous. "Am I gay if I dream about penises?" 120 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,014 From @billy-goat. 121 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,928 "My wife complains because my joystick is broken." 122 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:34,598 His joystick? 123 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:35,685 Well… 124 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:42,106 I'll explain later, honey. These poor earthlings need my help. 125 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,324 Film me again, honey. 126 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:49,580 Dear Titillo, potato tlacoyos work for me. 127 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,949 And you, billy-goat, don't let her pressure you. 128 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:58,133 If you really can't get it up, save your honor by running away. 129 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,920 Follow me on @penismaster for more advice. 130 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,882 What's this filth? 131 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,088 You crossed a line, Leo. 132 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:08,684 What? 133 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,561 All night I heard you howling. 134 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:13,637 Is that any example to set for the girls? 135 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:18,604 Lovemaking must be silent. That's what pillows are for. 136 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,398 That's what the nuns said. 137 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:22,981 Lots of women think some pleasure is a sin. 138 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:25,397 All pleasure is sinful, 139 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:27,236 except my potato tlacoyos. 140 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:29,201 Of course not, Mom, please. 141 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:31,829 Haven't you had an orgasm? 142 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,830 That tingling in your tlacoyo? 143 00:07:34,912 --> 00:07:36,752 Blessed Virgin! 144 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:40,538 Alright then, show me a nice toy. 145 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:43,746 This is the Uh, Ah, Maxi Sensations. 146 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:47,548 Comes with ten speeds and three kinds of vibrations. 147 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,262 You can use it 148 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:52,557 underwater. 149 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:53,848 Great. 150 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:57,441 And to ensure your business gets off on the right foot, 151 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:59,478 I'll take the she-devil costume too. 152 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:02,062 How about some body gloss? 153 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,818 -What for? -It makes you glow. 154 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:07,320 Come on, Tere. I don't need to glow in the dark like a UFO. 155 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,195 You won't regret your purchase. 156 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:15,082 No returns or exchanges, of course. Enjoy your new toy. 157 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,373 Georgie, did you order that? 158 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,577 No! 159 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:21,576 What is it? 160 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:25,000 -It's your order, Yolis. -I didn't buy that! 161 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,843 So please leave my house. 162 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:30,255 You! 163 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,643 Get inside! 164 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,100 There are always ups and downs. 165 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,726 Maybe, your spandex put the off. 166 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:44,903 It's for biking the deliveries. 167 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:48,105 Maybe it's the wrong packaging? 168 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:51,571 I can see why someone might be obsessed. 169 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,738 I mean offended 170 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:56,454 by that package. 171 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,210 Give it to me, baby. 172 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:06,550 Sure, Crystal. The every people love you. 173 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:09,376 You are so big and handsome. 174 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,885 Funny, so to end the interview. 175 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:15,354 Tell me, why Mexico? 176 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:17,309 What you tell me us? 177 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,180 Yeah, baby. 178 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,484 Give it to me hard. 179 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:25,061 What are you doing? Why are you interviewing a sex doll? 180 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:26,267 Here's why. 181 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:29,357 I got 100 followers in 12 hours. 182 00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:33,493 In a month, man! I'll be the king of North Korea. 183 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,333 The Chinese get turned on by the weirdest things. 184 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,239 They even have cartoon porn. 185 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:39,908 Wentai? 186 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:42,286 Pablo, not all Asians are Chinese. 187 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,422 The comments I read are South Korean. 188 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,631 And the Japanese invented hentai. 189 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:52,631 PLEASE REMOVE THOSE VIDEOS! 190 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,177 It's from the neighbor. 191 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,390 Let me finish editing this first. 192 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:05,019 Do you notice nothing? 193 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:08,574 I've been waiting all day. Everything hurts, including my pride. 194 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:13,199 I even got the tantric chair to practice the Shiva position for you. 195 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,819 I hurt my right knee with my backhand. 196 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,044 Yeah? 197 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:22,121 I don't care. 198 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:30,924 Boy, do I have a treat for you, a massage with a happy-ending. 199 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,139 Wasn't it the right knee? 200 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:39,604 How dare you? 201 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,600 Calm down, I hate doing it in the daytime. 202 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,523 I'm sick of the tantric stuff. 203 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:49,438 Remember that night on our honeymoon? 204 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,436 In the pool? 205 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:56,447 How could I forget? You outdid yourself. 206 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,821 That was legendary! 207 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,044 Let's do it again. 208 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,326 Tonight. 209 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,544 We've got a date. 210 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,170 These people! 211 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:11,801 I knew we should charge for cancellations. 212 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,129 The transparent plastic bags reveal 213 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:16,465 the hypocrisy of rich peoples. 214 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,840 The guilt makes them bad lovers. 215 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,098 How would you know? 216 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,721 How many rich guys have you been with? 217 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,560 I can't tell you, 218 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:31,614 because you'll want to know all the details. 219 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,861 Is that a problem? 220 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,150 It would violate my employee contract. 221 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,914 But trust me, I know from experience. 222 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,081 Inhale. 223 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,997 Exhale. 224 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,579 Very good. 225 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:55,717 I always recommend asking permission before entering. 226 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,668 May I enter? 227 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,877 So, we say, "May I come in?" 228 00:11:58,968 --> 00:11:59,928 May I come in? 229 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:03,428 It feels like we do have permission. 230 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:08,104 Don't forget to inhale and experience a universe of possibilities. 231 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,058 Damn! 232 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:25,539 -How did you get in? -Dude! Locking the door is so tacky. 233 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,330 Why are you doing this? 234 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:31,463 The whole school thinks we're dating because of your videos. 235 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,592 They call me "Chaca Cris." 236 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:34,799 Like Chaca. 237 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,881 Get it? They think I look like that sex doll. 238 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:42,717 But isn't Mariana your BFF? She nicknamed you that. 239 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:48,271 I don't know what's up with your friends, but I'll keep posting for my thousands 240 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,560 of followers in one of the Koreas. 241 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:53,904 I need followers, including you and your friends. 242 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,920 -Ready? -Yes. 243 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,589 Damn, you temptress! That's smoking! 244 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,050 Let's do it, baby! 245 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:19,512 Come, my love. 246 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:21,930 That's it. 247 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,510 -Wait. -What? 248 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,934 -Let me go on top. -Okay. Whatever you want. 249 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,387 -Ready? -Yes. 250 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,484 -Like that? -Grab my butt, honey. 251 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,389 Yes. 252 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,307 Grab me hard. 253 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,704 -What wrong? -I've never been with a she-devil. 254 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:46,414 No problem. 255 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,952 I have something we can play with. 256 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:54,288 What are you up to? I'm not into that. 257 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,705 It's not for you, dummy. 258 00:13:56,794 --> 00:14:01,724 Sure, I gave you so much pleasure, now you need not one, but two. 259 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,009 Stop it, honey. 260 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,969 I just wanted to try it. 261 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,814 But it seems too much 262 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,519 for the penis mother, 263 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,099 or whatever you're called. 264 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:14,984 Penis master. 265 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,359 -We should've done this ages ago. -Right. 266 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:25,363 -The tantra thing is so lame. -And we won't mess up the house. 267 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,657 Mess me up all you want, babe! 268 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,123 Serious? 269 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,714 Are you ready? 270 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,339 Come here. 271 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,175 I love you, Ernesto! 272 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,761 I love it! 273 00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:52,428 Yes! 274 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:53,346 That bitch! 275 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,644 Take me, Ernesto! 276 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,190 I haven't done anything, my love. 277 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,283 What's up? 278 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,361 Swimming in your underwear? 279 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,333 Shall we go, honey? 280 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,160 Yes, off you go. 281 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,164 And take your racket back to your house. 282 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,167 Wait! 283 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,208 Look who's talking. 284 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,632 The nympho who howls like a cat in heat. 285 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:24,211 But I don't mess up other people's pools to have fun. 286 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:27,338 Have fun with that ape you call a husband? 287 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,506 At least my ape gets it up. Yours lost his banana. 288 00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:32,641 No offense, neighbor. 289 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,393 I'm coming! 290 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,265 Where are the intruders? 291 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:40,362 -Right here, committing lewd acts. -No we're not. 292 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,029 -We'll get them out. -Mom? 293 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:46,318 -No. We're fine. -This is a private pool. Please! 294 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,115 I left Crystal here. What happened? 295 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,294 What? 296 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,627 DELETE THE TIK TOKS OR CRYSTAL DIES! 297 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:02,745 That bitch! 298 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:06,087 That damn rich kid! Rich girl? 299 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,683 That damn rich chick will not ruin my doll. 300 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,853 No, Uncle. We'll rescue Crystal, trust me. 301 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,015 Quickie. I want a quickie. 302 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,600 We are here with your Quickie order. 303 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,900 What? I didn't buy anything. 304 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,203 It's the new seven-speed blender 305 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,240 for anything that needs a good stir. 306 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,945 Yes, of course! 307 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,907 Yes, I did order this. 308 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,370 Thank you. 309 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:52,304 We don't need to be so corny over our first sale. 310 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:03,019 HOW DO I SEDUCE MY NEIGHBOR? SHE'S A CRESCENT AND I'M A FULL MOON. 311 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,896 -You order a pizza? -No. 312 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,153 With big hot luscious sausage? 313 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,315 Sure you did. 314 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:13,453 No. Listen to me. What address did they give you? 315 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,452 Yours. 316 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,953 You're quite self-assured. 317 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,409 Blessed Virgin! 318 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:27,799 No! Wait a minute! Mom! 319 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,170 Mom! 320 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,877 Mom! Stop it. I mean it. 321 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,087 I'm serious. 322 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,724 What's the matter? 323 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,933 What have you done, blondie? 324 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,765 I wouldn't be like that if I were you. 325 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:45,903 I'll post it on the neighborhood chat. This makes us equal for the pool thing. 326 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:49,991 You brought that on yourself with your fake porn show. 327 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,529 You had a fling with that kid because you can't get any at home. 328 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,488 Mention Rober again and this goes to your husband. 329 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,366 You don't have his number. 330 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,293 I'm on the security board. I have all of them. 331 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:03,542 You wouldn't dare. 332 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,594 You have a video that could ruin my marriage. 333 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,299 I'll trade the stripper for Rober. What do you say? 334 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,432 Ridiculous! I can deal with Genaro. 335 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,220 But to show you I don't care, 336 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,429 I'll give back your yard. 337 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,774 Don't you miss it? 338 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:25,901 All right! 339 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,649 I'll delete it myself. 340 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,321 There. Oh, no! 341 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,819 What have I done? 342 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,281 Delete it! 343 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,237 You sent it to Gerardo and the neighbors! 344 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,485 My husband's name is Genaro! 345 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,117 Whatever! G is for ghetto! 346 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,036 Fuck you! 347 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:46,961 Get out! 348 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,092 Scram! 349 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,168 I can't do this. 350 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,339 Silvia's pressuring me with the tantra 351 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:55,842 even though I took your advice about running away. 352 00:18:55,926 --> 00:19:01,136 -You're @billygoat? -Yes, if only I were @penismaster. 353 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,683 -It's not that easy, Neto. -No? 354 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:08,227 I turned Leonor into a sex addict. Now, I'm not good enough for her. 355 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,943 If you're not good enough, who is? 356 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:14,824 Don't you feel like you can't fail even once? 357 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:19,067 Yes, do you feel like you need to be a sex machine? 358 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,698 Yes, that's it exactly, Neto! 359 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:24,825 It's not fair. We need to be free. 360 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,957 Like my granddad used to say, 361 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,497 "Let your work mind sleep, 362 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,705 to awaken the mind of pleasure." 363 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,336 That's what I'll do with Silvia! 364 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:40,135 You're the best thing that's happened to the local guys, come here. 365 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,493 Move on my signal, over. 366 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,119 Copy that, kid. 367 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:07,042 You by air and me by land with all we've got, over. 368 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,632 Operation Bird Returns to Nest starts now, over. 369 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,539 Wait. 370 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,130 If anything happens… 371 00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:17,716 we had a good run. 372 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,224 -Cheers, baby. -Cheers. 373 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,890 Aren't you gonna congratulate me properly. 374 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,062 But, of course, I will. 375 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,774 -Yes? -You deserve 376 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,024 a super… 377 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,146 massage. 378 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,066 Okay. 379 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,947 I missed you, baby. 380 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,336 Want me to strip like that stripper? 381 00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:01,051 That slut sent him. It was a trap. 382 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,014 Sure. 383 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,683 What are you mad about? You smell like a strip club. 384 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:10,103 I know you go and ignore the strippers when you feel down. 385 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:15,265 I never complain because I always put you first. 386 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,281 That's the problem, Genaro. 387 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,819 I need to tell you 388 00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:28,328 what I like or not in bed, but it doesn't undermine you. 389 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:33,375 Like that wrestler mask you love. 390 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,918 The Rey Mysterio mask? 391 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:36,342 That one. 392 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,550 It's a total turn-off. 393 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,091 -I'll get rid of it. -Really? 394 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:46,512 Forgive me for not asking, my little devil. 395 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,266 -But I'm ready now. -You are? 396 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:50,979 What do you want me to do? 397 00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:51,889 Anything? 398 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,806 Well, for starters, penis master, why don't we try… 399 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:57,645 wait a sec. 400 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,650 How about trying this out? Come on. 401 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,870 Rich people need so much to get turned on. 402 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:07,529 -Don't you? -Me? 403 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,037 This is all I need. 404 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:18,131 "Dear Rich Kid, tell your girl you love her style, 405 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:20,631 and she will open up her flower to you." 406 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:26,795 Are you okay? 407 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,013 I love your flower! 408 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:33,732 I mean, your personality, the flower in all of us. 409 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:40,689 I'm not some player who fools around. All I care about is in here. 410 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:42,735 And here. 411 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,160 Can I smell your hair? 412 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,741 Okay. 413 00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:49,655 Yes? 414 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,253 It smells nice. 415 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:56,579 Thanks. 416 00:22:57,417 --> 00:23:00,247 Can I see your boobs? Just one. 417 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:01,417 Just be quiet. 418 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,640 I'm chafed. I haven't ridden my bike since I was eight. 419 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,101 But I can do it. 420 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,056 Baby. 421 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,359 Baby, you turn me on. 422 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,320 You deserve everything. 423 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,362 You're on fire, baby. 424 00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:26,948 We'll never leave this room. 425 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:34,867 Baby. 426 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,003 You're on fire, baby. 427 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:48,391 Yes! 428 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,353 Beatriz! 429 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,307 Silvia! 430 00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:02,154 Unbelievable! 431 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:07,111 If I were Beatriz, I'd be dead, and you'd be a necrophile. 432 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:09,025 Just ignore me, my love. 433 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,204 That was just a very dumb mistake. 434 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,083 Seeing the tree crossed my wires. 435 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,290 Living with the ghost of a woman 436 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:19,210 who choked on the host at her son's baptism is too much. 437 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,211 You make me the happiest man alive. 438 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,343 Please, let me go. 439 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:24,667 Bye. 440 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,432 Something's burning, right? 441 00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:35,023 I'm burning up for you. 442 00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:38,642 No! Dude! 443 00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:41,193 I mean it. 444 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:45,823 No way! 445 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,565 This huge house 446 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,874 can't take a little smoke? 447 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:56,791 Lord! 448 00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:02,288 -What's going on, Mom? -I just tried out the charcoal stove. 449 00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:06,842 Okay, be more careful next time. 450 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,222 You better watch it too. 451 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,847 -What now? -Are you Satan himself now, Leo? 452 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:19,728 Your beloved Genaro loves it and I love it even more. 453 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:24,152 Mom, you taught me some weird ideas about sex. 454 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:27,151 I only taught you what I was taught. 455 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,322 We must be respectable. 456 00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:32,858 Yes, Mom. 457 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,988 I know you had the best intentions. 458 00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:37,655 And now that I respect myself, 459 00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:40,464 I learned to ask and not just give. 460 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,289 Being a mischievous she-devil isn't all bad. 461 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,455 You should try it sometime. 462 00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:47,843 I love you. 463 00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:52,514 Target located. 464 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,223 Careful, Uncle! It's Crista! 465 00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:03,805 DELETE THE TIK TOKS 466 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:05,559 No! 467 00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:12,319 GHETTO QUEEN CRISTA 468 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,574 No way! 469 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:18,371 You hideous doll! 470 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,662 You're always right. 471 00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:45,228 Why are you cutting down that beautiful tree? 472 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:46,562 No! 473 00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:47,556 Wow. 474 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:51,817 It's a reminder that all my husband can think of is his dead wife! 475 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:56,948 He called me Beatriz in bed. 476 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:00,123 After months of not touching me. 477 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:03,406 I feel like such an asshole. 478 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:06,539 Hey, don't call yourself that. 479 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:16,180 -We all mess up once in a while. -Except you and your penis master. 480 00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:20,639 Before those yoga classes, the truth is I never… 481 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,930 I never felt like I do today. 482 00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:28,015 Don't live in anybody's shadow. 483 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,070 You come first. 484 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:33,318 That's what I learned since I moved here. 485 00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,842 That damn Pablo was right! 486 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,511 I have the worst friends ever! 487 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,643 Pablo is my only true friend. 488 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:00,507 You're awesome! 489 00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:03,098 You're great! 490 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:08,233 You're perfect! 491 00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:12,693 No wonder these dolls sell so well. 492 00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:17,783 Uncle! Stop! Get out of there! 493 00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:21,242 Pablo, what's wrong with you? 494 00:28:21,324 --> 00:28:23,544 Do we enter the rich girl's room? 495 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:26,790 Pablo? Answer me. 496 00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:31,285 Damn family of perverts! 497 00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:33,133 Hey! 498 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:34,752 Unbelievable! 499 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,224 What are you doing there? 500 00:28:37,298 --> 00:28:38,378 Hi, Mom. 501 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,970 A penis master doesn't like to brag 502 00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:45,932 Anyone can do it, right? 503 00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:49,307 The thing that's hard for everyone… 504 00:28:52,355 --> 00:28:53,815 is talking to your partner. 505 00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:56,855 There's always something we don't want to hear. 506 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,155 So, be prepared, guys. 507 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:04,080 Because change is hard, but possible. 508 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:08,120 We can't go around only pleasing others. 509 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:12,247 First you need to know what makes you happy, 510 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,383 to know what makes them happy. 511 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:19,047 If nobody has ever told you, you have a natural talent, 512 00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:20,382 don't worry about it. 513 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:23,514 Not everyone is great in bed like me. 514 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:04,958 Subtitle translation by: Ricardo Espinoza