1 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,635 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 2 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:14,759 Pay attention to your lover's backside as it rises up… 3 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:21,055 …and as it goes down, sensually, with their breathing. 4 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,516 You know, my backside was famous when I was in jail? 5 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:25,936 I know exactly what feelings it can provoke. 6 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,776 -Ew! It does nothing for me. -Mm. Ay! 7 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:32,661 Tantra yoga helps us improve our sex life 8 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:37,661 when we are in direct contact with the body of our partner. 9 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:40,786 Cut it out, babe! 10 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,714 Very good! Wonderful! What a lion he is! 11 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:46,553 -Keep it coming. Come on! -Inhale. Exhale. Very good! 12 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:49,049 You're doing it wrong. Pay attention! 13 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,135 All right. All right. I think we'll stop here. 14 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,059 I don't want any accidents. 15 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:57,348 And to everybody, namaste. 16 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:59,022 Master. 17 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:03,560 I'd like to give thanks to one person who exudes sexuality. 18 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:07,566 Let's say he's the Penis Master, a natural. 19 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:10,450 -Oh man, she must've saw me. -Genaro. 20 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:15,032 I'd like to ask you to share your light with the followers of my blog. 21 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,696 And make a video. 22 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:17,655 Mm! Bravo! 23 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,544 Wow, she picked them. 24 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,001 -Good, Leo, dear. -Yes? 25 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,504 -The video is of him alone. -Hmm. 26 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:27,053 Let's say some partners need to work on being partners. 27 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:31,091 Tantra yoga will help you in particular… 28 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:33,553 the Espinozas. 29 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:34,465 Huh? 30 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:38,722 During the class, the two of you showed a total lack of sexual connection. 31 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:41,888 -Read this. -Thank you. 32 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:45,766 We all know that if the Lopezes are good at fucking, 33 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,765 it's because it's cheaper than Netflix. 34 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:50,067 Hold on a minute! I do have Netflix, 35 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:52,401 and you two, instead of solving your little issue, 36 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,987 are always watching what we're doing. That's why you're frigid. 37 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:58,543 Please stop, girls. Remember that all of us can improve. 38 00:01:58,618 --> 00:01:59,948 Or tell me honestly. 39 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:03,036 Who here can tell me they have a perfect sex life. 40 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:12,716 -Want a lesson? -Oh! 41 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,339 Or are you going to miss out on sleeping 42 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:16,255 with the best lover in the world, 43 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:17,684 also known as me? 44 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:20,562 I'm exhausted from standing on my toes for so long. 45 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,600 It hurts. 46 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,354 But, babe… 47 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,067 You know what, hon? 48 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:35,659 Let's do it! Open up your chakras because here I come! 49 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:36,738 Yes! 50 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,033 -Ooh! -Ooh! 51 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,906 That's right, my Penis Master! Get ready for me. I want you! 52 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,204 Oh, that's so good! 53 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,077 -You Penis Master! -Yes! 54 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,674 Don't stop! 55 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,708 Yes! Yes! Don't stop! 56 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,542 Yes, yes, Penis Master! 57 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:50,917 Don't stop! Yes! 58 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:55,677 I have a new idea. 59 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,756 After witnessing the tantra teacher's success, 60 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,465 I remembered that sex sells a lot. 61 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:01,505 What do you say? 62 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,178 No, no, no, no. 63 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:06,846 Listen, when I was in jail, I learned pleasure and business don't mix. 64 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:10,316 Okay, but my dad isn't investing a penny. It's all what I saved on my own. 65 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:12,028 From the allowances Daddy gave you? 66 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:15,528 -Yes! -Uncle, get dressed! Come on. 67 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,822 Ooh, calm down. At least I'm wearing something. 68 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:19,947 Uh, whatever. 69 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,413 Any self-respecting CEO 70 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:23,792 risks their own money, like Mark Zuckerberg. 71 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:28,710 Okay, this is a sex toy service, like Rappi, but on WhatsApp. Imagine it! 72 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:30,131 Mm-hmm. 73 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,997 -Ah, Mark Zuckerberg's the Facebook guy. -Uncle! 74 00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:34,167 -What? -Pff! 75 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:36,625 Oh, come on! How am I the unreasonable one? 76 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:41,303 You're about to have a quickie and don't have condoms? 77 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:42,597 We'll deliver them. 78 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,350 You're about to have a quickie, but don't have Viagra? 79 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,603 We'll buy you it. 80 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:49,904 You're about to have some gay sex and don't have any poppers? 81 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:52,361 We are there for you. 82 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,280 Diego even composed a jingle. 83 00:03:57,695 --> 00:04:01,565 Look, I have something you can sell second-hand in your business. 84 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,738 Hey, check it out. Ta-da! 85 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,794 -There. There. -Uncle, no way! 86 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:10,752 What are you thinking? Nobody buys that used. 87 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:13,293 So should I not be with a divorced woman 88 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,748 because she's used? 89 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:16,297 You're so missing the point. 90 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:20,181 -That's why you don't have a girlfriend. -You learn about love when you're in jail. 91 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,470 Nobody should have that at all, hmm? 92 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:24,723 -You're going to Hell. -Ah! 93 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,056 Hey, doesn't she look a bit like Crista? 94 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:30,518 -What? No! Don't listen to her, babe. -No! No way, she doesn't. 95 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,613 -You are awesome, baby. -Hey! 96 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:35,019 Wow! She even talks to you? 97 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,438 I won't sell her, then. You can have her, yeah? 98 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,567 -Just be sure to bleach her down first. -What for? 99 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,945 A careful uncle is better than a lousy friend. 100 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:44,202 Okay? 101 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:48,328 Is that a saying? 102 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,588 So disgusting. 103 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,710 Are you sure potatoes get rid of eye circles? 104 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,547 That's what we do at our house. 105 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:00,552 That's true. 106 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,053 Brown people don't have circles under their eyes. 107 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,933 -Uh, hold on! What's wrong with you? -Hmm? 108 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,684 I couldn't sleep last night with all the groaning coming from 109 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:10,636 the ghetto masters' house next door, 110 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,227 and you were fast asleep. 111 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,402 We didn't practice the position I read about. 112 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,440 Oh, no, I don't think I can carry you like that. 113 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:20,355 -Am I too heavy? -I never said that. 114 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:23,735 I'm not going to allow those trashy masters to beat us. 115 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,583 Look, you have to be the Penis Master. 116 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:28,617 Understand? 117 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:33,502 Don't fret, girls. The first time is never easy. 118 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,343 Don't stress. 119 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:38,338 Pleasure is like an explosion 120 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:43,633 that takes over your whole body. 121 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:46,218 Let us begin. 122 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:51,767 Women… …are like a beautiful plant. 123 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,231 If you give them your fertilizer… 124 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,271 …they bloom. 125 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,647 -Dad, should I be listening to this? -Cover your ears, dear. 126 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:04,945 It's 'cause Pablito refused to help, and I don't know how to use the Internet. 127 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,911 Besides, you're the smartest one in the family. 128 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:09,912 You'll be a badass when you're older. 129 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:12,115 Go ahead. Post it. 130 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,037 -Oh shit! What's it doing? -You got some comments. 131 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:19,246 Ah! Read them to me. 132 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:24,008 From @titillo. "What food turns women on?" 133 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:28,514 From @anonymous. "I dream of penises. Am I gay" 134 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:30,056 From @malestud. 135 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:32,979 "My wife pressures me because I can't perform." 136 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,639 Is he in a musical? 137 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:35,727 You see… 138 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,318 I'll explain it later, dear. 139 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,489 This is so sad. I must help all the poor men on this planet. 140 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:44,355 Dear, let's make another one. 141 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:49,622 My dearest Titillo, a really sexy food is potato pancakes. 142 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,950 And you, malestud, don't feel pressured. 143 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:55,578 If you really can't do it, 144 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:58,495 save your honor and run. 145 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:02,381 Follow me for more advice @penismaster. 146 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,630 What is all this garbage? 147 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,139 You've crossed a line, Leo. 148 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:08,850 What? 149 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,388 I heard your hollering last night. Hmm? 150 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:14,179 What example are you setting for the girls? 151 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,517 Lovemaking should be done in silence. 152 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:19,152 That's what pillows are for. 153 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,480 The nuns taught us right. 154 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:23,025 Sure. A lot of women believe that pleasure is sinful. 155 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,449 -All pleasure is sinful. -Hmm? 156 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,278 Except my potato pancakes. 157 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:30,163 No, it's not, Mamá. Come on. 158 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,371 Haven't you ever felt an orgasm, hmm? 159 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,582 Like tingling in your little pancake. 160 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:37,462 Heavenly Mary, free us from sin. 161 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,590 Okay, now, show me one of your damn toys. 162 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:43,798 This is the "Mm, Ah, Maxi Sensations." 163 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,760 It has ten speeds and three different kinds of vibration. 164 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:51,353 -And you can put it in… -Oh. 165 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,599 …in water. 166 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:53,890 Oh, that's good. 167 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,233 -And to give your business my blessing. -Yes. 168 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,349 -For good luck. -Uh-huh. 169 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,515 And I'll buy a devil costume too. 170 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,114 -There, yes, then. -Hey, how about some body gloss? 171 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,860 -For what? -To glow. 172 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:05,321 Take it down a notch, Tere. 173 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:07,951 Come on, I'm not a UFO glowing at night. Please. 174 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,240 You won't regret your purchase. 175 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,784 Obviously, we don't accept returns or exchanges. 176 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,698 Enjoy your new toy. 177 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,415 Georgie, did you buy that? 178 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,629 No! What's it for? 179 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,922 -It's your order, Yolis. -Obviously, I didn't buy that! 180 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,881 And please get out of my house. 181 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,684 You! Get in here! 182 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:37,847 Um… 183 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,194 Ah, there are always ups and downs. 184 00:08:40,728 --> 00:08:42,768 Maybe they were offended by your shorts. 185 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:45,685 I'm making deliveries on my bike. 186 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:48,147 You think it's the packaging? 187 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:51,613 I can see why somebody might get obsessed. 188 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,240 I mean, offended. 189 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,486 With… With your package. 190 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:02,710 Give it to me, baby. 191 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:06,592 Sure, Krstl. You know, all the people love you. 192 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,418 You are so big and handsome. 193 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,377 Ha-ha. 194 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:13,006 Funny. And to end this interview, 195 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,394 mm, tell me, why Mexico? 196 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:17,351 Please, uh, tell us. 197 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:21,521 Yeah, baby. Give it to me hard. 198 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:25,112 What are you doing? Why are you interviewing a sex doll? 199 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,319 This is why. 200 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,489 In 12 hours, I got 100 followers. 201 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:33,529 In one month, oh shit! I'll be the king of North Korea. 202 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:36,374 They get aroused with the strangest things in China. 203 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,870 There are these sex comics called… 204 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:39,953 Hen Tied? 205 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:42,787 Pablo, not all Asian people are Chinese. 206 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:45,843 And the comments I read were from South Korea. 207 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,748 As far as I know, the Japanese created Hentai. 208 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:52,881 Please remove those videos! 209 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:56,637 -Hey, it's from the neighbor. -Hold on. Let me finish editing this. 210 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:05,063 Don't you notice anything? 211 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,646 I've been waiting for you forever. 212 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,361 Everything hurts. Everything, even my pride is hurting. 213 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:13,242 I bought this tantric chair to practice the Shiva goddess pose, and you vanish. 214 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,871 I hurt my right knee with my backhand. 215 00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:19,575 -Yeah? -Uh-huh. 216 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,163 That's not important. 217 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,876 I have something for you, 218 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,960 a massage that will relax you and feel good. 219 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:33,342 Ah! Ooh, ooh! 220 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,469 I thought it was your right knee? 221 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,009 I can't believe this. 222 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:40,596 -This is low. -Don't be like that! 223 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,641 Besides, I don't like doing it during the day. 224 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,135 Okay, good. I'm sick of all this tantra. 225 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:49,480 Remember that night on our honeymoon? 226 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,978 In the pool? 227 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:56,488 Ah, yes. Yes, I do. How could I forget that time together? 228 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:59,242 It was legendary! 229 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,075 Let's repeat that. 230 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:06,865 Later tonight, me and you will have a date. 231 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,205 Ping. 232 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:09,212 These people! 233 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,884 I knew we should charge for cancellations. 234 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:14,722 The problem is you can see the product through the bags. 235 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,509 Rich people get too embarrassed. 236 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,892 Being shamed makes you a bad lover. 237 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:23,019 How do you know that? How many rich men have you been with? 238 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,653 I can't tell you, 239 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:31,652 because next, you'll ask me what I did with each one. 240 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:32,902 And what's the problem? 241 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,860 I'd be crossing the boundaries of our work relationship. 242 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,946 But believe me, I know it's true. 243 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,373 Inhale. 244 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,455 Exhale. 245 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,422 Very good. 246 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:55,882 I usually recommend to ask for permission before entering. 247 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,925 And we say, "May I come in?" 248 00:11:59,009 --> 00:11:59,969 May I come in? 249 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,392 And it feels like we have permission. 250 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:08,731 Don't forget to inhale and experience the universe of possibilities that awaits. 251 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:13,647 Pleasure is like an explosion… 252 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,573 Oh… 253 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:17,491 Ah… Oh… 254 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,947 How did you get in? 255 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,872 Hey, dude, in fancy communities nobody locks their door. 256 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,042 We're not animals. 257 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,960 Why did you leave me on red? 258 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:31,498 Now everyone at school thinks we're dating thanks to your videos. 259 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:35,384 They nicknamed me "Banging Cris", for banging. 260 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,513 Get it? They're saying I look like the doll. 261 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:42,761 I thought Mariana was your bestie, but she gave you the nickname? 262 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:46,635 I don't know why you call them your friends, Crista. 263 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,314 Besides, I'm gonna keep posting 264 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:51,312 because in one of the two Koreas, I have thousands of followers. 265 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:54,515 I don't care about your so-called friend just like she doesn't care about you. 266 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,201 Ugh. 267 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,541 -Ready or not… -Ready. 268 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,633 Ah, gosh! Damn! My lioness! How sexy! 269 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,552 Let's get down to business. 270 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,421 Come here, darling. 271 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,548 This is it. 272 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,635 -Hold on. -What? 273 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,059 -I'll be on top. -Okay. That's it. 274 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:27,678 There we go. 275 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,515 -Yeah. Come on. -Ready? 276 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,440 -Grab on to my ass, babe. -Yes, yes. 277 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,559 -Grab it, honey! -Yeah. 278 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,556 Mm-hmm. 279 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,744 -What's wrong? -I've just never been with a woman-devil. 280 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,583 That's all right. I have something we can play with. 281 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,456 Wh-- Wh-- Wh-- Wh-- What are you doing, Leo? 282 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,751 -I'm not into that. -I know that. It's not for you. 283 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,376 Sure, it's my fault for giving you so much pleasure. 284 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,763 Now, one isn't enough. You need two. 285 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,431 Stop it! Enough of that. 286 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,431 I just wanted to try something new, and, obviously, 287 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,774 it's too much for the Penis Martyr, or whatever you are. 288 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,686 Penis Master. 289 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,400 -We should've done this way before this! -Yes! 290 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,105 That tantra rubbish got me all cloudy. 291 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,405 Best part is we're not getting our house dirty. 292 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:28,199 You can get me dirty anytime, honey! 293 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,164 Ooh… 294 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,536 -Are you ready? -Okay. 295 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,670 Shh-shh-shh! 296 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,340 Shh! Shh! 297 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,050 -Come here. -Shh! 298 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,671 Mm… 299 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,890 -Oh! Oh, honey! Oh, Ernesto! -Hmm? 300 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,890 -I love it! -We haven't started… 301 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,685 -The hell! -Oh, Ernesto, give it to me! 302 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,481 I haven't even started yet. 303 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,323 -Hey. -Hello. 304 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,322 Hmm? 305 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,992 I thought you people didn't wear underwear in pools. 306 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,454 -Uh, darling, should we get going? -Mm. 307 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:15,205 Yes, please go. Take the noise inside your own house! 308 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,209 What the-- Uh… 309 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:21,380 Look who's talking. The nymphomaniac who caused a racket. 310 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,262 But I don't dirty other people's pools to get pleasure. 311 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,380 How can you get pleasure from that monkey husband of yours? 312 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,548 At least my monkey can get it up. Looks like yours lost his banana. 313 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,678 With all due respect. 314 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,305 Coming, ma'am! I'm coming, ma'am! Where are the people making a scene? 315 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:39,103 -Here, engaged in immoral acts. -No, we aren't. No, no, no! 316 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,268 Everything's good. 317 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,067 -We're handling it. -Mom! 318 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,070 No, everything's good. 319 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,361 -We'll get them out. -This is a private pool. 320 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,155 I left Krstl here. I don't know where she went. 321 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:55,002 Hmm, what happened? 322 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,996 -No! -What? 323 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,669 DELETE TIK TOKS OR KRSTL DIES! 324 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,795 Son of a bitch! 325 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,129 -That damn rich girl! Rich girl? -Mm-hmm. 326 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:09,295 That damn snobby brat isn't gonna destroy my doll. 327 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,255 Mm-mm! No, Uncle. We'll go and rescue Krstl. 328 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,176 Trust me. 329 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,650 Here's your product, "Rappi-din." 330 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,153 Um… 331 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,935 No. I didn't buy anything. 332 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,574 It's a new seven-speed blender 333 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,025 for anything that may need a good… 334 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,236 …shake. 335 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,235 Mm. 336 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,997 Oh, of course! 337 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,289 Yes, I did buy this. 338 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,253 Thank you. 339 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:45,883 -Yeah! -Oh! 340 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,755 No need to get so emotional about business. 341 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,933 This is just our first sale. 342 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:03,061 How do I seduce my neighbor? She's a croissant and I'm M&M's! 343 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,936 -Did somebody order a pizza? -No. 344 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,185 Large juicy exquisite sausage? 345 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,107 It's yours? 346 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,451 No, it's not. What do you mean? 347 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,490 -I'll go this way. -What address did they give you? 348 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,994 -Yours, doll. -What? Don't be disrespectful. 349 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,371 Holy Mother of Jesus! 350 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:27,841 Hey! No! Wait a minute! Mom! Mom! 351 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,508 Mom! Oh. 352 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,763 -I'm serious. It's her! -What's wrong? 353 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,967 All right! What are you scheming, you blond bitch? 354 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,517 Okay, if I were you, I'd be nice. 355 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:44,312 I'm about to send your video to the neighborhood chat. 356 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,936 We'd be tied after last night. 357 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:50,033 You brought that on by yourself by putting on a little porn show. 358 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,240 No wonder you had a fling with that kid. 359 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,161 -Shh! -Your husband doesn't measure up. 360 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,529 If you keep mentioning Rober, I'll send this to your husband. 361 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,408 He's not one of your contacts. 362 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,325 I'm on the security committee. I have everyone's number. 363 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,584 You wouldn't dare. 364 00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:06,625 You also have a video that could destroy my marriage. 365 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,341 So, stripper for Rober, how about it? 366 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,092 I say no way! 367 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:15,974 I can talk to Genaro myself, hmm? But just to show that I'm nice, 368 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,472 I'll give you your yard. 369 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:19,805 Don't you miss it? 370 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,943 All right! 371 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,691 -All right, I'll delete that. -Hey! 372 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,363 Wait. There it is. 373 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,741 What did I just do? What did I do? 374 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,949 Wait! Please, delete it! 375 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,659 Oh no! 376 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:38,279 You just sent it to Gerardo and all the neighbors! 377 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,117 My husband's name is Genaro! 378 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,160 Same thing. It starts with a G. 379 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,328 Oh, fuck you! 380 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,173 -Get out! -Get out of here! 381 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,632 It's unbelievable. 382 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,761 Hey, Gennie, I mean, with this tantra business, 383 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,799 I feel three times more pressure from Silvia 384 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,882 And I even followed your advice of running away. 385 00:18:55,968 --> 00:19:01,178 -Oy, you're @malestud? -Yeah, and I wish that I was @penismaster. 386 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,675 It's not that easy, Neto. 387 00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:03,596 What? 388 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:08,943 I've turned Leonor into a sex addict. Now I'm not even enough for her anymore. 389 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,982 If you're not enough for her, then who is? 390 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,856 You ever feel like you can't fail even one time? 391 00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:19,122 Yes, and you feel like you have to be a pleasure machine. 392 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:23,249 Yes, exactly. I feel the same way, Neto! And I don't think it's fair. 393 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,498 -No. -We have to free ourselves. 394 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,621 Like my grandpa used to say, 395 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,838 "Let your work bring sleep, 396 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:33,207 and let your pleasure bring play." 397 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,382 Right! Okay! That's what I'll do with Silvia! 398 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:39,546 You are the best thing to happen to all the men in this community. 399 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:40,596 Come here. 400 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,525 On my signal we move, copy? 401 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,160 Copy, nephew. 402 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:07,084 You by air, me by land. Got it? Over. 403 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,004 Got it. 404 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,671 Operation Bird Returns to Nest. Let's begin. Over. 405 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,591 Wait. 406 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,050 If it goes wrong… 407 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,428 …it was a pleasure knowing you, kid. 408 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,466 Baby… 409 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,013 Cheers. 410 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,556 Where is my reward? 411 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,100 I deserve one. 412 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,102 -Mm, yes you do, honey. -Yes. 413 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:32,476 Because you deserve a super… 414 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,687 massage. 415 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,277 Okay. 416 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,989 Oh, babe, I missed you. 417 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,509 You want me to pull my clothes off like that stripper? 418 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,465 That bimbo sent him. 419 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,089 She was trying to entrap me. 420 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,796 Mm-hmm. I'm sure. 421 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,467 What are you mad about? You smell like a strip club. 422 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:10,734 Stop pretending. Every time you're sad, you go and ignore the strippers. 423 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,017 I never complain because I always think of you 424 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,316 before I think about me. 425 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,736 That's the problem, Genaro. 426 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,993 I need to be able to tell you 427 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:28,370 what I like and dislike in bed, without it undermining you. 428 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,418 Hmm? For example, that wrestler mask you like… 429 00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:34,999 -You know the one. -Rey Mysterio's mask? 430 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,375 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 431 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,091 It's a big turn-off, if I'm being honest with you. 432 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,762 I'll get rid of it. 433 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:41,721 Yes! 434 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:47,142 Forgive me for not asking you what you like, little devil. 435 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,309 -But I'm ready now. -Yeah? 436 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,021 Tell me what you want to do? 437 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,101 -Anything? -Yeah. 438 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:56,268 Well, okay then, Penis Master, for starters… 439 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,686 -Mm-hmm. -Just a sec. 440 00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:01,111 I wanna try this out. Okay? 441 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,574 -Oh… -Come on! 442 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,905 It's so weird that rich people need so much to get aroused, right? 443 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,581 -And you don't? -Me? 444 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,079 I only need this. 445 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:18,173 Dear Richie Boy, tell your girl that you love her style, 446 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,673 and then she will open up her flower. 447 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:26,847 Are you all right? 448 00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:29,966 -I'm interested in your flower. -Uh… 449 00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:34,347 I mean, in… in your personality, which is like a flower inside of you. 450 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,266 Mm-hmm. 451 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:36,901 I'm not a player. 452 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,730 -I don't go with all the girls. -No. 453 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:40,775 What I care about is… is in here. 454 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:42,776 And here. 455 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,202 May I smell your hair? 456 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:48,783 Okay. 457 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,367 Yes. 458 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,292 Yes. 459 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,209 It smells good. 460 00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:56,880 Uh, yes. Thank you. 461 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,799 Show me your boobs? At least just one. 462 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:02,378 -Just a look. -Just shut up. 463 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,682 I'm chafed. I hadn't ridden my bike since I was eight, 464 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,143 but I can do it, I swear. 465 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,723 Okay. 466 00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,481 You deserve it all. 467 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,012 Yeah! 468 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,520 Oh, Beatriz! 469 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,729 -Silvia! -Mm-hmm. 470 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:02,653 I can't believe it! 471 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:07,153 If I were Beatriz, I'd be dead, and you'd be a necrophile. 472 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,157 Silvia, don't pay attention to me, dear. 473 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:12,869 It was a very, very stupid mistake. I saw the tree and it got my head. 474 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,331 Oh no, I've had enough! I live with the ghost of a woman 475 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,792 who choked on the host at her son's baptism. 476 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,253 -I can never compete with that! -No! 477 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:21,882 -You make me the happiest man alive. -No, please, let go of me. 478 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,590 Stop, stop, stop, stop! Enough! Bye! 479 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,474 Hey, something's burning, yeah? 480 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,849 It must be me burning for you. 481 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:38,886 No! Wait! Wait! 482 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:41,812 I mean it. 483 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,145 No way! 484 00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:51,992 Ay, this horrible big house, 485 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,911 it can't stand even a little bit of smoke. 486 00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:57,999 Oh Lord! 487 00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,329 What's going on, Mom? 488 00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:02,334 I was just trying out the charcoal stove. 489 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:06,884 All right, then, be more careful next time. 490 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:09,263 You too. Be very careful. 491 00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:15,889 -Now what? -Have you turned to the Devil now, Leo? 492 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,770 Guess what? You know, Genaro loves it, and me too. 493 00:25:20,393 --> 00:25:24,193 Mom, you taught me some very strange things about sex. 494 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:27,192 I only taught you what I was taught when I was young. 495 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,994 That you need to have self-respect. 496 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:35,033 Yes, Mommy. I know you had the best intentions. 497 00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:37,696 And since I already know how to respect myself, 498 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,496 I learned how to ask instead of just giving. 499 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:43,330 Being a little bit devilish isn't that bad. 500 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,497 You should try it sometime. 501 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:46,955 Mm? 502 00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:47,875 Love you. 503 00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:52,716 Target located. 504 00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:56,264 Watch out! Watch out! It's Crista! 505 00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:03,847 DELETE THE TIK TOKS 506 00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:05,651 No! 507 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:11,441 GHETTO QUEEN CRISTA 508 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,608 No way! 509 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,696 DELETE THE TIK TOKS OR KRSTL DIES 510 00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:18,413 Ugh! Stupid ugly doll! 511 00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:20,833 Oh! You're always right. 512 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,020 Why are you cutting it down? 513 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:45,272 It's a pretty tree. 514 00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:47,563 -No! -Oh damn! 515 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:52,647 It's a reminder that my husband is always thinking about his dead wife! 516 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,120 He called me Beatriz in bed. 517 00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:00,164 After months of not touching me. 518 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:03,584 Oh man, I feel like an asshole. 519 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,580 Hey, don't call yourself that. 520 00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:10,205 -Mm. -Mm-hmm. 521 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:16,260 -We all screw up once in a while. -Except you and your Penis Master. 522 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:19,103 Until before those classes we took, 523 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:21,769 the truth is that… 524 00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:24,678 …I hadn't felt the things I felt today. 525 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:30,107 You shouldn't live under Beatriz's shadow. You come first. 526 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:33,360 At least that's what I've learned since I moved to this neighborhood. 527 00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:34,940 Ugh. 528 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:51,877 Ugh! Fuckin' Pablo, he was right! 529 00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:54,552 I have the worst friends ever! 530 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,135 I mean, for real, Pablo is my only real friend. 531 00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:00,969 You're awesome! 532 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:04,218 -You're great! -Aw. 533 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:08,984 Oh! You're perfect! 534 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,725 No wonder these dolls are so well-liked. 535 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,149 Oh… 536 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:16,735 Uncle! Abort! 537 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:18,450 -Abort! Get out! -Uh? 538 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,284 Pablo, what's wrong with you? 539 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,696 So, what? Are we going to charge into her room? 540 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:27,082 Pablito. Pablo… 541 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:28,420 Oh no. 542 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:32,247 Goddammit! You're all a family of degenerates. 543 00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:33,245 Okay, fine, then. 544 00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:35,133 I can't believe this! 545 00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:37,255 What are you doing up there? 546 00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,430 Hi, Mom. 547 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:39,837 Huh? 548 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:44,684 A Penis Master isn't the kind of man who brags to others. 549 00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:46,734 Anybody can do that, huh? 550 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,135 The hardest thing to do… 551 00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:53,864 …is talk to your partner. 552 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:57,242 There's always something that we don't want to hear. 553 00:28:58,486 --> 00:29:01,066 So, my dear followers, be ready. 554 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:05,116 Because changing is very hard, but it's possible, huh. 555 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:08,250 Because we shouldn't just satisfy others. 556 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:12,294 That's why first you have to know what makes yourself happy. 557 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,785 Then do what you can to please the other person. 558 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:19,088 If nobody ever told you that you have a natural talent, 559 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,554 don't get sad, huh. 560 00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:23,966 Not everybody can be a genius in bed like me, you know.