1 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:07,297 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 2 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:11,392 Welcome to Paradise. Forget luxury hotels, live with the locals 3 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:14,179 in exclusive spaces. 4 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:17,644 Have tasty Mexican food from a Mexican chef. 5 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:22,306 Ride a donkey and explore the pleasant and folkloric neighborhood. 6 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:24,567 Paint your face like a Mexican skull! 7 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:29,319 Enjoy spicy salsa classes and beautiful serenades. 8 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,278 The Mexican Beverly Hills. 9 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,287 Near a large and beautiful church, 10 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:38,039 and close to the pyramids 11 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,871 and beautiful, wild nature. 12 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:40,826 Am I alive? 13 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:41,995 Yes! 14 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:44,417 But I'm in Paradise! 15 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:48,836 Ever pay attention in Spanish class? 16 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:52,393 -Did you use Google Translate? -Who knows better, you or Google? 17 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,889 Obviously, Google. 18 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,720 I don't like that Airbambi thing. 19 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:58,305 We're making enough money for our bills with the tacos. 20 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:01,021 The police and gardeners order the most. 21 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:03,152 And the domestic workers, 22 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:06,229 even though they're always on a diet, just like their bosses. 23 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:10,146 I don't know. I agree with Pablito, yeah? What if I get with an American woman? 24 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:14,066 That would be so cool. Besides, they pay us in dollars. 25 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:18,907 I think Mom's right. Airbnb gentrifies cities and encourages poverty. 26 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:20,995 It's not as trashy as selling tacos, 27 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,751 especially since we're doing it undercover. 28 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:24,922 -Where? -See? It's like they're drugs. 29 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:27,591 Remember the agreement? Do you want to lose our yard? 30 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:30,590 No, that's why we're whispering! Be quiet. No one can hear us. 31 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:32,933 Forget about ABC and the tacos, okay? 32 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:34,299 I have a job now. 33 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:37,635 I'm the creative editor at Neto's agency. I'm on top. 34 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:39,772 That's fine, but fill these bags with hot peppers. 35 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:41,479 We're behind on a lot of these deliveries. 36 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,519 -Number Ten never fails. -No, we have to do this! 37 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:51,186 Oh, holy shit. Were we being too loud? 38 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,277 -It must be Rachel. -Who? 39 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:55,275 Okay, okay, okay. 40 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,445 I did post our house on Airbnb. 41 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,081 That's the new tenant. 42 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,001 -Hmm? -I don't know. 43 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,869 -Welcome, Rachel-- -Rachel doesn't exist. 44 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,077 I made a fake profile. 45 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,416 And why did you do that? 46 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:09,211 Because I need a vacay urgently. 47 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,085 My mom is crazy. 48 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:14,182 -Which room? -It's… uh… It's upstairs. 49 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:15,839 I'll… I'll help you. 50 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,519 No! Silvia, what are you doing? Do you wanna lose the yard! 51 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,810 No! I need to hit it! 52 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:26,863 I've had terrible luck ever since I stopped playing it. 53 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:29,978 Police put a boot on my car. And you… 54 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:31,726 You didn't answer your phone. 55 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,238 What the fuck? Why is that over your mouth? 56 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,780 When we play tennis, we shout, and we don't wanna lose the yard. 57 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:37,735 I don't care! 58 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,544 Do you know how hard it is to pay a fine without giving a bribe? 59 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:41,868 No, you don't. 60 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,713 And my phone battery died! The ATM was out of cash. 61 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:47,669 And my shoe is broken! Even Puky is acting weird. 62 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,961 It's all that Uber driver's fault. It's her fault. 63 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:53,415 There's no such thing as bad luck. It's all in your head. 64 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:57,386 Did you know that Buddha ignored those who were toxic? 65 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:59,758 When you're mindful, we can talk. 66 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:02,973 What's the saying? "Better late than invited," right? 67 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:05,097 Do you always eat together? 68 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:08,265 You eat here without phones or iPads? 69 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:10,108 That's so weird. 70 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,610 Not all of us have phones with big screens, you know. 71 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:13,992 -Oh, yeah, right. -We wish though. 72 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,898 Don't talk with food in your mouth. 73 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,527 -Stop showing off in front of your friend. -Stop it! 74 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,195 -Fucking show off. -Watch that mouth. 75 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,044 -Okay! -Ah! 76 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,790 Jani, stop playing with your food. Let's calm down. 77 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:29,882 This lady has to tell us why exactly she got this "hairnbee" 78 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:31,459 since she lives next door. 79 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:35,424 Okay, so, I'm looking to be independent. 80 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:38,546 I mean, Cata isn't going to make my bed forever, you know. 81 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,755 I don't know how to even make a bed. 82 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:44,886 Like, there are two sheets, one with elastic, one without. 83 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:46,144 What the F! 84 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,436 Yeah, um, it's very confusing because they're both the same color. 85 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,900 -Exactly. -But why stay with us? 86 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:54,071 Because everything here is super central… 87 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,820 …my gym, my yoga, 88 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,663 my Pilates, the driver. 89 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,778 You definitely chose the best option, 90 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:02,735 and here we have the best service. 91 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:04,195 What do you want for dinner? 92 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:07,955 You name it, and our authentic Mexican cook will prepare it on the spot. 93 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:10,959 Thank you, so much, sir, but I won't eat tonight. 94 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:14,052 I'm doing intermittent fasting. I don't eat after seven. 95 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:17,468 -And your mom? -She doesn't eat a bite till after 10 a.m. 96 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,548 -What? -Huh? 10:00 a.m.? 97 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:24,144 But I understand her completely. At her age, it all goes to her hips. 98 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,061 No! No offense. 99 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:29,060 No, but I wonder what your mom thinks about you being here. 100 00:04:29,143 --> 00:04:32,023 She doesn't know. Please, please, please! Don't tell her. 101 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,435 Or that I ate the enchiladas with bread. 102 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,614 Why? 103 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:40,361 Because this is all 500 calories. 104 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:45,195 She actually thinks I'm useless, and that I can't survive on my own. 105 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,365 Obviously, I can. 106 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,912 I'm surviving right now. 107 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,246 Hmm. 108 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,789 Oh, sorry. Did that sound strange? 109 00:04:51,874 --> 00:04:54,504 Oh no, we get it. We are what you said. 110 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,093 Of course. 111 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,799 She's a spy. Independent my ass. 112 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:03,263 We all know that rich kids live off their parents. 113 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:04,184 Yes. 114 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,932 They inherit their businesses and marry each other. 115 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:10,385 Leo, my love, don't start with your conspiracy theories. 116 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:13,936 Remember when you said that the chupacabra was invented on TV? 117 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,322 And then my aunt saw one eat her goat in one sitting. 118 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,859 I don't care if you don't believe me, family. 119 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:22,533 We are at war. If we don't wise up, they're gonna win. 120 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:24,703 Like the Cold War between Russia and the US. 121 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:26,952 They did everything secretly so they wouldn't get caught. 122 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,945 Those tacos will be cold if you don't pack them up. 123 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:33,578 I bet you anything Silvia sent her to see if we're breaking the agreement 124 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,076 so she can take our yard. 125 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,128 We're breaking it by selling these tacos. 126 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:39,301 -But they don't know about it, my dear. -Ah. 127 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:40,380 And like Jani said, 128 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,675 it's not about not breaking the rules, it's about not getting caught. 129 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,180 -Hey, I agree with you, ey. -Not me. 130 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,060 -What? -So, if they sent us a spy, hmm? 131 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,231 Who will spy on them? 132 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,099 Uh… Eh… 133 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,306 -Tacos don't make themselves. -I have a Cold War test. 134 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:59,357 -I have meetings with Ernesto. -I have to go check on Rachel. 135 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,572 -Have to supervise Pablito with the "brb." -Yes. 136 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:05,277 Okay, this looks good. Right. 137 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,325 Ah. 138 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:13,328 Hey, Puky, get off my bed. 139 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:17,424 Ready. Everything is light, organic, gluten-free, and all that. 140 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:18,882 Oh, thanks a bunch. 141 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:22,471 -Is this all you brought here? -Yes. Why? 142 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:28,045 No, nothing. I thought you never ever wore the same outfit twice. 143 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:30,637 I don't! That'd be awful. 144 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,137 Ew! 145 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:36,437 -I can go get you whatever you want. -Seriously? 146 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,228 Okay. 147 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,862 My white Guccis, my black Gucci trainers. 148 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,743 My white Gucci boots. 149 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:47,909 Um, and… Oh! My Lululemon athletic pants and jacket. 150 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:49,581 And… 151 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,449 Mm, that dress, the red one. 152 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:55,116 But not the, um, vermilion dress or the scarlet one 153 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:58,166 I want the red one. I only wore it last Christmas. 154 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,291 That one. 155 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:00,207 Okay. 156 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:01,714 Repeat after me. 157 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,836 Baruj hashem. Fine, and you? 158 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,223 Up yours, dude. 159 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:08,589 No, no. That means, "Give thanks to God, fine. And you?" 160 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,808 -Nah. -I'm serious. I'm serious. 161 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:13,138 Repeat after me. Baruj hashem. 162 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,314 Baruj ajan. 163 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:18,103 No, no. Rrrr. Like there's phlegm stuck in your throat. 164 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:19,687 -Rrrr. Rrrr. -Rrrr. 165 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,192 Baruj hashem. 166 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,034 -Baruj ajan. -Baruj hashem. 167 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,950 -Baruj ajan. -No, "em." You want a job, yeah? 168 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:31,164 You have to keep repeating that until you say it really well. 169 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:32,992 This account depends on it. 170 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:35,367 Hmm? Baruj hashem. 171 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,915 -Baruj ajan. -Baruj hashem. 172 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,541 All right. Exactly. Yeah, sort of. Okay. So now… 173 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:42,998 Moisés Sucri? 174 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:44,167 Your new identity. 175 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,415 Here's everything you have to learn about Moisés. 176 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:48,467 You are going to live, 177 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:49,681 and eat, 178 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,350 dream, 179 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,059 and shit, 180 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,429 as if you were Moisés. 181 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,389 Genaro no longer exists. 182 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,726 Now you are Moisés. 183 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:02,651 This client only does business with Jews. Who are you? 184 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,232 -Sucri! Moisés Sucri. -Good. Very good. 185 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,318 Baruj ajan. Baruj ajan. 186 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:08,953 Here's your hat, Moisés. 187 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:13,242 You can't remove this to take a shower, dude. 188 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,236 Baruj hashem. 189 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,248 Goodbye, bad luck! 190 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:28,548 We must rid ourselves of the bad energy. 191 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,763 Yes, I'm releasing all my bad energy. 192 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,297 Om. 193 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:34,814 What the hell! 194 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:38,023 Diego, come here. Don't interrupt him. 195 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,270 What is this? Why are there herbs everywhere? 196 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:44,523 Because we need an urgent cleansing. We can't continue like this. No, no, no. 197 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:48,947 Martha Debayle recommended this shaman on her website, and Martha is never wrong. 198 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:50,565 Oh, yes. 199 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:53,155 Okay. Yeah. That's, eh… chinchumalin 200 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:56,291 Eh, Cat, show him out… …please. Thank you. 201 00:08:57,995 --> 00:08:58,905 Eh… 202 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,131 Tomorrow I'm gonna rub an egg all over my body. 203 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:10,222 If it comes out clean, my aura will be restored. 204 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,390 Do you have all you need? Can I get you something else? 205 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:15,599 Take Puky away. I'm done. 206 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,770 Get off, Puky. Stop it. Yeah. 207 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:20,939 Go! Go! Tss! Shoo! 208 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:23,188 Why does it always smell like tacos? 209 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,573 It makes me hungry. 210 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:26,978 D-- D-- Don't know. 211 00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:29,985 But I have something I can offer you. Look. 212 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:34,452 Burn off what you eat with Tomás. 213 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:38,122 My uncle is the best instructor. You can eat whatever and not feel guilty. 214 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:39,372 I want that. 215 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:42,254 But that smell. What is it? 216 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:46,502 Oh, I'm gonna get caught! Answer your phone before I get caught. 217 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,878 -Hurry! -You?Where's my sister? 218 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:53,184 Eh… Crista's living at our place. She's independent now. 219 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:57,430 How cool! I'm setting up a mega office in her room. 220 00:09:57,513 --> 00:10:00,523 Pff! G-- Good for you. Will you help me? 221 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,140 She asked me for her red dress. 222 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:06,017 Oof! That's hard. She has a shitload of those. 223 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:08,815 The red one that she wore on Christmas last year. 224 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:09,729 Those the right red? 225 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:13,277 Ah, do they teach you all the hues of red at private school? 226 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:15,992 Hmm, no, we learn that stuff by reading Vogue. 227 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,616 I'd help you, but I need to see it to remember. 228 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:22,202 I've got a visual memory. 229 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:26,883 Sure? 230 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:31,169 I won't remember unless I see it. A curse and a blessing, you know. 231 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,222 This one? 232 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,345 Yes, I think that's the one, but, uh… 233 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,137 Crista did a… a little dance in it. 234 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,187 If you do that, I'll tell you. 235 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,895 -You pervert! -Ooh. 236 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,664 She was trying to get you to tell her about our taco business, of course. 237 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:08,207 Why don't we just give her one? If we don't, she might die of hunger. 238 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,922 Get with it, my son. That girl is also the enemy. 239 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:14,633 If she knows anything, I'll make her talk while I coach her. 240 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,046 What's that? 241 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,007 -And… You… -No way! 242 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,604 No, no, no! Don't you dare! 243 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,929 -What? -I'll explain. 244 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:24,023 The important thing is that Silvia lost it. 245 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,140 She's sure that she has bad luck because she can't play her gong. 246 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,978 So she did a cleansing with an egg 247 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,324 to purify her aura. 248 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,949 I can't believe those people are so gullible. 249 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,738 Eggs only work against the evil eye. 250 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,985 -I bet she has an amulet. -That's true. 251 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,997 Like in the Cold War, the Russians and the US 252 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,330 wanted different things, that's why they were always clashing. 253 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,167 Well said, Jani. We have to act fast, 254 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,633 before Blondie Junior discovers our taco business. 255 00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:58,219 -Do you have eggs? -I have ovaries. They're the same thing. 256 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,850 You betcha! That's my girl. 257 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:08,516 Yes! 258 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,772 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 259 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,858 Great! We won this war. 260 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:19,985 Tere: Egg mission accomplished. 261 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,330 Do we have condoms? 262 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,455 Harum… 263 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:32,039 If God wants us to get pregnant, it's His decision. 264 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:37,723 -Hey, what's up with you? -Hmm? 265 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,678 Why do you sound like you're choking? 266 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,299 Ah, Ernesto told me there's a client who only deals with Jews. 267 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:47,347 So, I'm not Genaro. Now I'm Moisés Sucri. 268 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,733 Shabbat rrrr shalom. 269 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,396 I don't think that's right, babe. 270 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,320 But I think Ernesto is setting you up to fail, 271 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,899 to have an excuse to fire you, 272 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,324 so his crazy wife doesn't find out he hired you. 273 00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:02,203 That's not true, sweetheart. He's my bud. 274 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,911 You think so? 275 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,661 Ernesto's the enemy too. 276 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:09,253 Who sends his buddy to make more kids when he can't support the ones he has? 277 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,460 Besides, I've driven Jews in my Uber. 278 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,250 They've done business with me. 279 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,544 I'm just nervous he's pulling your leg. 280 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,337 I mean, your locks. 281 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,422 Your locks!That was good. 282 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,798 It was good. Laugh at my joke. 283 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,425 Come on, honey. 284 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:30,308 Are you gonna use the whole carton of eggs, ma'am? 285 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,562 Should I buy some more? 286 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,854 Take your bad vibes somewhere else, Cat. 287 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:34,978 Concentrate. 288 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,940 Okay. 289 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,859 -Let's see. -Yeah. 290 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,486 No! My good luck! 291 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:50,246 -They stole all my good luck! -No, ma'am! 292 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,708 You'll lose your yard! 293 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,633 The donkey will eat all your flowers! 294 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,710 No! I need that agreement to be over. 295 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,048 This is because of her! 296 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,795 Thanks to Leonor, I realized you're not my friend. 297 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:09,517 Wait a minute. 298 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,768 You like Love Without Masks? It's my favorite soap opera. 299 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,649 -Yeah? -Yes. 300 00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:16,058 -You're serious. -Yes! 301 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,186 Tell me, who the hell does Sebastián Romero think he is? 302 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:23,486 I don't know. How could he switch Mariana Fernanda for Memo? 303 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,361 I think he's just using him, right? 304 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,737 Exactly. It's… 305 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,784 Wow! It's great that you're a true fan. 306 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,698 Finally, I can comment on my soap opera without being judged. 307 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,290 I told you there's no other woman. 308 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,801 Why aren't I enough for you, Sebastián Romero? 309 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,459 Why aren't I enough for you, Ernesto Espinoza de los Montero? 310 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,838 -What? -What? 311 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:45,716 How can you say that? 312 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,391 How can you say that, Genaro López? 313 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,020 -You're trying to change me. -You're trying to change me. 314 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:54,228 -Why can't you accept me… -Why can't you accept me as I am? 315 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,400 -I am not Moisés. -I am Mariana Fernanda… 316 00:14:56,478 --> 00:15:00,478 I am Genaro, and that should be enough for you. 317 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,816 -That's not the way things are. It's not. -The problem is the world… 318 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,993 The problem is the client. 319 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:09,491 Sometimes people can't see beyond their own noses. 320 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:13,615 That's why we have to wear masks for them to like us, like Moisés. 321 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,705 Enough. No more masks… 322 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:20,379 We have to be prepared when opportunity knocks at the door. 323 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,594 No! 324 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:25,513 Coming. 325 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,221 Hi. 326 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,473 Sorry about yesterday. 327 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,394 -You caught me off guard. -Hmm. 328 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,143 But Crista sent me to get her lingerie… 329 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,015 …but I don't which one. 330 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,981 Will you help me with it? 331 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,936 Give me more. Harder! Machine gun. 332 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:45,947 Oh no! 333 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,198 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 334 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:51,779 Oh, what is this? I wanna see more energy. Move faster. Move faster. You can do it. 335 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,407 Well, that's what I'm talking about. Attitude. Attitude! 336 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,155 -You want to eat a taco? -Yes! 337 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:59,036 Very bad! Just because of that… …start again! 338 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,044 I will not eat that taco. 339 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,376 But I only want one taco. But it's not worth it. 340 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,093 -Why not? -My body's a temple. 341 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,223 -I can't hear you! -My body is a temple. 342 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,720 -Exactly.Good! -Oh God. 343 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,183 That's it! 344 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,313 -Are you okay? -Very nice. 345 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,770 Yes. Yes. 346 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,274 Oof! Oof! Oof. 347 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,396 -Dude, that was too far. -What? 348 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,152 Girls like Crista go to the gym for two reasons, 349 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,949 to take selfies or flirt. You gave her a prison workout. 350 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:33,370 Okay, relax! I'm gonna get Crista nice and curvy. 351 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,830 Trust me. You'll see. 352 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:38,460 Imagination is the greatest aphrodisiac. 353 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,621 This is what I like. 354 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,458 Men dressed as women and women dressed as men. 355 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,134 Is that wrong of me? 356 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:48,222 No, no, no. Of course not, but is the makeup necessary? 357 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,548 Yes. 358 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,093 I like it like that. 359 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,796 and you're going to love it. 360 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,505 You'll see. 361 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,889 Which one do you want me to try on first, this one or this one? 362 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,818 Okay. 363 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,737 I'll try this for you, and you do this for me. 364 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,407 You've been pestering her nonstop. 365 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,037 Offering accommodations and offering exercise and food. 366 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,995 That's the least she deserves. 367 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,245 Hey, I took her away from her bubble, 368 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:31,087 and because of me, she realizes that Silvia loves Puky more than her. 369 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,135 -Oh, yes… -She's probably suicidal. 370 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,178 -She said that to you? -Uh, no. 371 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,772 But a lot of famous people commit suicide in hotels instead of their houses. 372 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,059 That's right. 373 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,772 All right, Pablito, I'm gonna tell you a story. 374 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:46,363 When I was in jail, I had this buddy, Mike. 375 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,780 One day I treated him to pork tostadas, and he got so sick. 376 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:55,240 That night Mike had an appointment that was very important with the boss. 377 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,291 But obviously, he couldn't go because of his poor condition. 378 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,409 So I had to go in his place. 379 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,207 Well, I went to the meeting. 380 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,380 Once you're there, you go with the flow, yeah. 381 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,459 One thing leads to another, 382 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:11,295 and another, and another… 383 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:16,215 And… And what… what I meant to say, Pablito… 384 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,512 You gotta solve things on your own. 385 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,967 -Yes. -Yes? Yes. 386 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,677 And many of those things 387 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,654 are only up here, in your head. 388 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:26,901 It's boiling in here. 389 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,395 Hi Abraham, my brother. 390 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,820 How are you? May I present Moisés Sucri. 391 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,952 Shalom, Moisés. How are you? 392 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,370 Baruj hashem. Fine. How are you? 393 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,909 Baruj hashem. 394 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,002 Thanks for coming here on a Sunday. 395 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:45,119 This is the only place where one can do business 396 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,837 with no pretensions and be natural… 397 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,548 …no masks. 398 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,416 I'm ready. 399 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,467 -Ready? -Yes, yes, yes. Yes. 400 00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:01,641 -This is for Rich Kids Twitter profile. -What? Wait! Please! What are you doing? 401 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,273 You don't look much like Crista, 402 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,640 but don't worry, you look just like your mom. 403 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,147 I don't look like Silvia! 404 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,979 Mini Silvia. Say, "This is all because of Leonor." 405 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,645 What? Silvia isn't my mom. 406 00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,913 I am truly surprised. 407 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:22,624 Thirty years selling uniforms and I'd never considered comfort. 408 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:26,753 I think what goyim workers want most is comfort. 409 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,672 -Yeah. -To feel pasha all day. 410 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,841 Not to get shpilkes in their tuchus. 411 00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,474 The account is yours. 412 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,099 Don't worry, friend. I'll get that for you. 413 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,269 Oy vey. 414 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,476 You aren't Jewish. 415 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,569 Diego, open up. 416 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,663 I wasn't going to post it. It was just a joke. 417 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,449 I didn't know that Silvia isn't your mom. 418 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,411 My mom died during my baptism. I never met her. 419 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,168 The tree in our yard is named Beatriz. 420 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,249 Her ashes are there. 421 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,461 That's why Dad doesn't want to lose the yard. 422 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:17,465 -I'm sorry, Diego. I swear I had no idea. -Just go away. 423 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,925 Don't be so dramatic, donkey. 424 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,925 -Huh? Come here. Come here. Come here. -I'm not sure this will work, ma'am. 425 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,767 Cat, do what I said. Closer. Closer. 426 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:30,733 Right there. 427 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,817 Nom, nom. Yummy, yummy. 428 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,488 More, Cata. That's it. 429 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,399 Got it, ma'am. 430 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,777 Okay, right. Now you're gonna hide. 431 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,075 As soon as this wild animal crosses to our side, 432 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:47,909 take a photo for everyone to see that it came here to shit in our yard. 433 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:51,496 That Uber driver will lose and then I can ring my gong… 434 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,132 once again. 435 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,755 Hold on. 436 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,430 That's impossible. 437 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,102 Are you sure you counted right? 438 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,432 -One, two, three, four, five, six, seven… -Like, 15 times. 439 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,650 I know exactly where it went. 440 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,105 -Yes? -Diego! 441 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,652 -What's going on? -The Lópezes kidnapped Crista. 442 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,566 -No, Sil, they didn't. They wouldn't. -Please, let's rescue her. 443 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,316 -What's on your face? Makeup? -No! What? 444 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,328 No! No way, Sil. What's wrong with you? 445 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,000 -No way. -Okay. Whatever. Get dressed. 446 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,658 Get dressed. We have to rescue her! 447 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,416 -We don't have much time. -Okay. 448 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,668 I like you better here as Shaggy. 449 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,630 You're more obedient. 450 00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,546 -Yeah. -Where did you get that basket? 451 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,764 There's a room full of them. 452 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,841 I can't believe you caught us. 453 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:44,586 This is the best surprise ever. 454 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,968 I can't believe you bought all these tacos just for my stay here. 455 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:50,426 Also, like, even though you guys are poor, 456 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,517 you're way better than my family. 457 00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,902 You're nice than my mom. I'm not important to her. 458 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,317 Listen. 459 00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,486 Excuse me, Shaggy. 460 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,489 Darling, even I make mistakes. 461 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,568 Your mom isn't a witch, not all the time. 462 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:10,044 You might think that she's a monster, you're not important, she's the worst, 463 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,794 but this is because we have to teach our kids, even if they hate us. 464 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,084 That's why we're constantly nagging you guys. 465 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:27,474 I don't care what you say. They drugged her or something like that. 466 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,233 Ew! No, no, no. This is another level. 467 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,522 They're addicted to lactose. 468 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,444 And they put ice cream in the fridge. 469 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,192 Why? Hold on. 470 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,027 Potatoes and sausage, rice. 471 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:45,953 Beans, hot sauce. I'm gonna puke. 472 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,580 What do they use containers for? 473 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,788 You mean, Pablo, Tere, and the other one, all hate you? 474 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:55,040 Well, it's not like they truly really hate me. 475 00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:59,213 Although Jani did hate me because she didn't want to have her First Communion. 476 00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:01,924 And Pablito, because we circumcised him when he was ten. 477 00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:05,045 And Tere? No……Tere… Oh gosh.… 478 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,223 She was mad I worked with your brother on his app. 479 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:12,103 Abraham didn't care that I wasn't Jewish, 480 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,432 but that we lied to him. 481 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,057 It was my fault. 482 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,814 Listen, I'm sorry about the towel, 483 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,726 but it's not right to pretend to be something we're not. 484 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,236 You're great how you are, Neto. 485 00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:26,408 You hired me despite the battle between our wives, 486 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,988 and that's was awesome. 487 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,874 Thank you, "Genie." 488 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,370 -Ah! -Shh! 489 00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:37,674 I told you! They obviously haven't been to Vegas. 490 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:41,749 Oh, no! 491 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,547 This is terrible. 492 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,300 -No way! It looks like Puky. -Ew! 493 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,592 Yeah, except disgusting. Shoo! Shoo, shoo, shoo! 494 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,006 -Shh! -I swear we're in hell. 495 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:55,230 We mothers want what's best for our kids even if we make some mistakes. 496 00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:58,898 We're not perfect. Your mom surely has her virtues. 497 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,476 You just have to look for them very hard. 498 00:24:02,899 --> 00:24:04,069 But you'll find it. 499 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,191 She's skinny just like you. 500 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,988 With her blond hair, no split ends. 501 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:11,582 She cares for herself. She takes care of you. 502 00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:13,738 -She counts your calories. -Mm-hmm. 503 00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:16,747 A good mother is concerned about her children's health. 504 00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,712 What I know for sure 505 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:22,169 is that she'd risk everything for you, my love. 506 00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:26,007 Hmm. 507 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,299 No, but I'm serious. You're right. 508 00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:37,097 Nothing and nobody is worth our dignity, not even a 20-million campaign. I mean… 509 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,524 -Twenty million? -Mm-hmm. 510 00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,482 For that kind of money, I'd get circumcised. 511 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:41,902 With some scissors. 512 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,364 Aw! 513 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:47,821 This is hilarious. It's little Tere. See? 514 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:48,953 Did you see this? 515 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,239 Shh! 516 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,825 Oh, no, wait. But I… 517 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,580 -Shh! -We have to get Crista! 518 00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,709 -What are you doing here? -Mom? You're here! 519 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,330 You breached our agreement. 520 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:05,127 Set my daughter free, or I'll have to call the police. 521 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,762 -Crista wasn't kidnapped. -Hey, who screamed? 522 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,669 Because they kidnapped Crista, Ernesto. 523 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,678 -She said so herself. We didn't. -I was kidnapped by no one! 524 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,471 By the way, I've been here two days. 525 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,308 -And you didn't notice. -Of course I did. 526 00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:22,351 I was just designing a strategy to rescue you. 527 00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:23,857 I didn't need rescuing. 528 00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:27,229 I chose to be here. 529 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,357 I like it. 530 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:32,664 -It's Stockholm syndrome. -What is that? Is it contagious? 531 00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:34,279 -No. Yeah? -Guys, shut up. 532 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,076 Listen, the Lópezes… 533 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:39,453 …are awesome. 534 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,617 They actually care. 535 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,786 Oh, my love, no, you don't know what you're saying, I promise. 536 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,836 These people are, uh… Just come home and talk, okay? 537 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,551 These people will beat your ass. 538 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:50,761 These people… 539 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,130 -Wait. -…treat me well. 540 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,474 They even bought me a basket full of tacos. 541 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:59,064 To make your face break out, darling, and to kill you socially! 542 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,940 That's not why. Because she was sad. 543 00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:04,768 Don't you know a full belly equals a full heart? 544 00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:07,975 I'm sick of you not seeing me. 545 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:12,107 You're always saying Dieguito comes first. 546 00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:15,525 Hey, it's not his fault, he doesn't have a mom. He's suffering. 547 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:17,615 -What? Huh? -That's not his mom? 548 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,241 Is this a soap opera or what? 549 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:21,997 He suffers and he's white so he can get away with anything, 550 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:22,910 like Diego Luna? 551 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,578 Well, this Diego 552 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:26,745 has two moms, 553 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,129 one dead and one alive. 554 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:30,302 what? 555 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,800 I don't even have one, not at all. 556 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:37,893 Um, mm-hmm… 557 00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:41,848 Well, López family, the Espinozas came in uninvited, 558 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,603 that means we won the yard. 559 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:45,305 -Yes! -Let's go. 560 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,805 -Yes. Yes. -Mm-hmm. 561 00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:50,316 But this conversation is getting good. Let's stay and see the rest. 562 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,703 Yes, let's go, family, please. Let's go. 563 00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:56,698 -Sure -Aw. All right, Mom. Let's get going. 564 00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,533 Let's go, Diego. 565 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,448 Let's go, Diego. 566 00:27:03,538 --> 00:27:04,828 My love. 567 00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:07,714 I had no idea you felt that way. 568 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:11,208 Of course, I don't care more about Diego than about you. 569 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:14,876 It's just that he's a lot weaker, you know? 570 00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:18,931 But you're the most important thing to me. It's the truth. 571 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,012 When I saw you here with that donkey, 572 00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:22,717 I broke the agreement. 573 00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:24,811 I came to rescue you. 574 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:26,813 You are the most important. 575 00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:30,895 For you, I'm capable of risking it all. 576 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:36,108 My yard, my manicure. Look. 577 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,240 Even my American Express. 578 00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:41,241 Mom. 579 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,541 I love you so much. 580 00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:55,838 Aw. 581 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,600 Ah! 582 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:09,186 -Rachel wrote us a review. -Huh? 583 00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:13,901 The López Family Airbnb is more than a place to stay. 584 00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:17,573 I mean, it's therapeutic, with baskets full of tacos. 585 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:20,324 The best part? The administrator. 586 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:21,657 -Pablo López. -Ay! 587 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:24,331 -He's a great guy. -Hey! 588 00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:25,911 -Ah! -What did I tell you? 589 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:29,123 Sometimes things are only in your head.