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FOR SALE
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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
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[gasps]
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[Silvia] Hey, neighbor!
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I'm so glad you finally realized
that this lifestyle just... isn't for you.
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I don't like it when the neighbors
leave their bugs in my pool.
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The bugs were already in there
when I went for my swim.
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Anyway, you'll be missed... a lot.
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Is that so?
What will you miss most? The donkey?
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- [inhales sharply]
- Or the lines of clothes?
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- Let's see. [chuckles]
- [laughs]
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Neither. No, actually,
I think I'm going to miss you.
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- No way.
- Mm.
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But what can we do now?
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The organizers of the raffle
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only made you stay
for six months instead of a year.
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- It's so sad.
- Yeah, so sad.
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Oh my gosh!
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yes.
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[female voice screaming]
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[Leonor] What's wrong, Mom?
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- What is it?
- Holy Mary, Mother of God!
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- [Leonor] Huh?
- [Grandma] It's the Virgin!
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- [choir chants, stops]
- We can't leave here.
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[choir intensifies, stops]
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[laughing nervously] No!
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THE WORLD'S BEST GRANDMA
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[choir intensifies, stops]
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- [Leonor] We have to sell.
- [Grandma chuckles] God forbid!
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We can hardly afford the expenses
living here.
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Genaro's salary
barely covers maintenance fees.
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It's costing us that much?
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If we want them to attend better schools
or go on a vacation someday...
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That would be okay.
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...we have to sell this house.
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The Virgin doesn't just appear
by some random chance.
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Either she's here
to tell us we have to stay,
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or she's here to punish us for our sins.
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- [Genaro] God spare us!
- [Tomás] No.
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[Pablo] No fuckin' way!
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I've sinned a sh...
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Um, a... a boatload,
especially since listening to my uncle.
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- Of course, blame the handsome guy.
- Shh! Your mother's always right, my love.
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Hmm, didn't you dream
of being rich, Genaro?
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- You dreamed of buying your own plane.
- What good is being a millionaire in Hell?
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- [others laugh]
- Since when are you so religious?
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Last time you took Communion
was because you were hungry, remember?
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Good Christians don't argue
in front of the Virgin.
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For all we know,
she's talking bad about us right now.
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Why are all of you so devoted suddenly?
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Pablo, you're scared to go to church.
You think the statues are watching you.
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- [laughs]
- Well, yeah. They do this.
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Stop laughing, Jani.
You didn't get your First Communion.
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And Tere? Gosh!
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You always say,
"Religion is the 'podium' of the people."
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- Opium, Mom. Opium.
- Same thing!
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The point is
you all haven't been to church in ages.
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I believe the Virgin came
to get rid of our debt.
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- Huh?
- Really. Come on. Listen. Go ahead.
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The Sanctuary of Our Lady of Lourdes
gets over six million visitors a year.
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You see? Imagine if we ask
for a donation fee per person who visits.
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That's not counting
the sales of bottled holy water,
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and blessed scapulars, the real deal.
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I must say I do not agree
with making money from faith.
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We're not stealing anything from anyone.
It's a voluntary donation.
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We can't keep people
from coming to pray to the Virgin
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in this beautiful paradise.
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You'll all go to Hell for scamming people!
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That Virgin is nothing
but a stain from water.
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Hmm! Excuse me.
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You said you were going to talk
to your wife weeks ago.
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[actor 2] Give me time.
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How could you call
Silvia "Beatriz" in bed, my man?
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Buy her something expensive.
Isn't that how rich people say sorry?
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It's best not to say anything.
She'll probably forget.
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Women never forget anything, Neto.
On the contrary, they accumulate things,
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spite to throw back at us
during the next fight.
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You don't accumulate that... [exhales]
But you sure accumulate old clothes.
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- Hmm.
- You need to get rid of some.
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You can go ahead.
As for me, I have nothing to throw out.
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- But this one?
- Ah, I can use it to clean some mirrors.
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[exhales] Listen, you should be
more like Marie Kondo.
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Get rid of it all if it doesn't spark joy.
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[Genaro] Look, Neto.
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This is the jersey
that sealed our friendship.
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You want me to throw it out. No, right?
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- I'm really gonna miss you a lot, Neto.
- [chuckles]
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[actor 1]
I can't hide my feelings any longer.
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I'm leaving this town.
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- [sighs]
- [actor 1] Besides, nobody likes me...
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You won't move away.
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Nobody will buy a house
with a stain shaped like the Virgin.
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I don't think you know Leo very well.
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- She always gets her way.
- [clicks tongue]
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- [phone rings]
- Hold on.
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Hello, my love.
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Can you believe Leonor changed her mind
because of that stain?
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[Silvia] I swear they're poor
because they choose to be.
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[exhales] I was so sure
we'd be free of this trash soon.
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I'm so mad I need to hit someone!
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Where are you?
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At the tennis club,
but I'll be right back.
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- [gasps]
- I had to lie to her.
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[exhales] You know how she is.
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- [actress] It's not you. It's me.
- Look, it's not you. It's me.
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- Yes?
- [whimpers]
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Ma'am, may I take the afternoon off
to go see the Virgin?
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No, you may not.
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I will not cooperate with those people
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so they can keep the house.
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I have to come up
with something to make them leave.
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You're punishing me, aren't you?
Because of the ticket.
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I didn't mean to steal it.
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I only wanted the money
to pay for my car door.
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Besides, it was God's will
that it was the winning one.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Of course! That's it!
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My punishment was having Silvia
as my neighbor, right?
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There you go! I've done my penance.
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Oh, Virgin, come on!
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We can't afford to live here.
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So, either God sends me millions,
or I'll sell the house. Hmm?
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Understand? You choose.
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WELCOME PILGRIMS
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[Pablo] Hurry, Uncle.
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- [Tomás] There it is, right?
- There... Look!
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If people drive up this way...
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Crista, can I talk to you?
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- Hmm!
- Crista, please, wait!
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She doesn't deserve you, Pablito, ey.
If I were you, I would...
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No, no, no, Uncle. It's all right.
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I don't need your advice. Thank you.
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Hey, Pablito.
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[exhales]
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RESTROOM $5- DONATIONS
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[Grandma] God is with us. Hmm?
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So, please, we ask you, be patient.
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You, come in.
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Now hold on.
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I got here before,
just like many other people.
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- It's not fair.
- [indistinct chattering]
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Hold your horses.
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What did Jesus say?
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"The last will be the first
to enter Heaven."
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[crowd] Yes, that's true.
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However, on Earth, the VIP's go first
because they gave more.
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Well, that's not right.
I don't think it's fair. I'm leaving!
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But, uh...
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[both breathing heavily]
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- That was great, yeah?
- Mm, yes.
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Uh, I mean,
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um, uh, you're improving.
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It may be our last time
before we move away.
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[gasps] You're really leaving?
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- Mm-hmm.
- That sucks.
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I've never been with someone like you.
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You haven't? Me either.
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Really? How so?
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You tell me first.
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You don't wax, you shave.
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You went to public schools,
and you've been on the subway.
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Ugh!
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And I've never been with someone
who waxes his whole body
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and shouts louder than me in bed.
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But I'm the best you've ever had.
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- [scoffs]
- I bet you'll miss me.
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I said you were improving,
but like all privileged people,
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you only hear what you want to.
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[gasps]
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And you know what?
If one of us will miss it, it'll be you,
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even if you won't admit it.
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[door opens]
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- [door shuts]
- [exhales]
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Look, I think it's a water leak.
Over here. What do you say?
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- [gasps]
- [choir chants]
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My Lady of Guadalupe!
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No, ma'am.
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That's Our Lady. I won't touch her.
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At least pay your entrance fee.
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- Huh? Absolutely not.
- What the heck!
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[Grandma] Honey. Honey!
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I told you. The Virgin is very real.
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- Oh, hey, that's Alberto del Arco.
- Who is that?
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The ghostbuster. That one, who won
the horror contest with his videos.
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- Oh yeah, father of the Baby Ghost!
- Of the Baby Ghost! That one!
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Wait. Wait.
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You're Alberto del Arco,
official ghostbuster, right?
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- At your service.
- Yes.
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- I'm Leonor, official owner of this house.
- [Alberto] Yeah. Okay.
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- It's for sale. You want it?
- Including the Virgin?
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- Sure, why not. Just take it.
- Hmm, that's a actual miracle, huh?
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I'll give you 5% more
than what this... fake blonde offers.
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Where did you get that terrible dye job?
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She offered the house to me first.
In fact, I have witnesses. Right, people?
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[crowd] Yeah. Sure.
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- Tell her.
- [crowd chanting] Beto! Beto!
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Okay. I'll give you 5% more
than what you pay this scammer.
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Don't listen to her, Beto.
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Pretend she's like the, uh, witch
that chased you in the forest.
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[Leonor] I saw the video.
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You're a specialist in spiritual things.
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- [Alberto] Yes.
- This is a gold mine. I mean, a blessing.
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Okay.
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You know that six million people visit
Our Lady of Lourdes every year?
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- Is that true?
- Yeah? Okay.
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[exhales]
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This way nobody will go to Hell.
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We sell the house,
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and Betito will continue
allowing pilgrims to see the Virgin.
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Mm, as long as
he doesn't remove her, that's fine.
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- What?
- The point is to fulfill God's will.
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- [Jani] Is it?
- Yeah, right.
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- [Jani] So we're moving!
- [all cheering]
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We're gonna be rich,
and I'll be able to have the car I want.
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- Yes!
- I won't have to walk fat dogs.
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And I won't have to go with you.
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- That's true!
- And I can go to a better school.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- I love you, Mommy.
- I love you too. I love you all.
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No, no, no. We still have to celebrate.
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Beto still has to sign.
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Let's pray to God that the Virgin is real
and people come and keep visiting, okay?
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Eat up before it gets cold.
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- [Pablo] Yeah.
- [Tomás] Yeah. Whoo-hoo!
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[Pablo] See how well it turned out.
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[Tomás] Flowers?
Okay, good. Some beautiful flowers?
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- No?
- [Tere] Thank you.
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How are you?
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Hello. My name is Jean Michel.
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- I'm from Haiti.
- Oh.
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[Jean Michel] I'm going to California.
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Oh no, don't worry about that.
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For you, it's free.
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Hey, that's not fair.
Uh, we're all paying to enter.
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Except Jean Michel is not.
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I suppose you're here to ask Our Lady
for a safe trip to the United States?
237
00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:10,818
She thinks you might
get lost at the airport.
238
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,946
- Okay, take this.
- [Jean Michel] Thanks.
239
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:15,572
Excuse me.
240
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,618
- What's up with that?
- What, are you jealous?
241
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,077
Why didn't he get charged?
242
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,579
Because he's a migrant,
243
00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:24,498
and he's probably been
through a lot to get this far.
244
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,791
You know what?
245
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,961
I'm gonna offer him my room
so he can sleep somewhere safe tonight.
246
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,172
- But, uh...
- [Tere] Jean Michel...
247
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,132
[Tomás] Oh, poor Dieguito!
248
00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:36,969
[clicks tongue] I think Tere is right.
I bet he's been through a lot.
249
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,764
However, the Lord always rewards us.
250
00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:42,933
Yeah, he's Black,
which means he's all-natural.
251
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,603
So, he's good at sports?
252
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,188
Yeah, well, that too.
253
00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:49,190
Okay, hold this for me, Janetita.
254
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,984
Have you heard
of the Black guy from WhatsApp?
255
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,611
- [keys tapping]
- [phone clicks]
256
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,197
You see, yeah?
257
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,448
With such an advantage,
258
00:10:57,531 --> 00:11:00,117
it's impossible to fight
for a woman's love, don't you think?
259
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,745
"Once you go Black, you never go back"?
260
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,748
- That's what women really think?
- I think so, yeah.
261
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:06,832
No way.
262
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:10,252
Someone should make a meme of you two
for being racist and sexist.
263
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,672
No one believes
that all Black men have big penises
264
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,256
and that women only care about size.
265
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,967
That's so 20th century. You're both lame.
266
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:19,762
Don't listen to her, Diego.
She's too young.
267
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:23,683
She still thinks Zague became famous
because he was a good soccer player.
268
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:27,019
Oh, Dieguito. For example.
269
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,106
I won't charge you to go in. Come on!
270
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,860
It's too long. We should pray
the Express Rosary, Mother.
271
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:39,031
The express road is what the Lord will use
to send you straight to Hell, Genarito.
272
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,367
[exhales]
While we pray, can I talk to you?
273
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:42,785
So, in my soap opera,
274
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,371
the rich landowner,
Guillermo Rivera Duffour,
275
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,331
is having a romance with Sebastián Romero,
276
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:50,209
who is poor monetarily speaking,
but has a very rich heart.
277
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,169
The rich guy is also white.
278
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,214
Of course,
in most soap operas, everybody's white.
279
00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:57,383
- Ivory tower.
- [crowd] Pray for us.
280
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,635
Praise to God.
Praise to God. Praise to God.
281
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:03,222
They really love each other,
but they can't tell the townspeople.
282
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:04,432
[breathes heavily]
283
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:07,518
From the beginning,
they decided to keep it a secret.
284
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:12,022
Do you think Sebastián should give Memo
a push to help him come out of the closet?
285
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:15,234
If the Virgin knows,
then the world should too.
286
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,653
- [crowd] Amen.
- [sighs]
287
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:23,325
I need celestial advice.
I know I haven't been the best Catholic.
288
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,829
And I haven't sung "Happy Birthday" to you
at the Basilica since I was six,
289
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:30,124
but thanks to my grandmother,
I love and respect you.
290
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,084
Look.
291
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,335
Crista, please!
292
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,380
I've sent thousands of messages to Crista,
and she won't reply.
293
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,841
You think she thinks I'm a stalker?
294
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:43,220
Sure, I know,
it's all because of freaking social media.
295
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:48,392
Look, I've never tried to get likes
by pretending to be something I'm not.
296
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,896
- ♪ Tik Tok ábreme la puerta... ♪
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
297
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:56,442
[in high-pitched tone] All right, kids.
Okay. No. No, no, no, no, no. Never ask,
298
00:12:56,525 --> 00:13:00,529
"Teacher, may I go to the store
to buy some glue for the project?"
299
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,991
- Please, let's go. Please! Please! Wait!
- [brays]
300
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,074
Yes!
301
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,702
[laughs]
302
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,331
Well, in my defense,
that donkey is smarter than it looks.
303
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,459
And yes, that Tik Tok was lame.
304
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:16,253
But it was very wrong to spy on Crista.
305
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,630
- [phone chimes]
- [gasps]
306
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,340
TIK TOK MESSAGE RECEIVED
307
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:23,594
♪ Ave Maria... ♪
308
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:26,931
You're right! I'll just delete my Tik Tok.
309
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,517
You're s... so cool, Virgin!
310
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,936
It's embarrassing.
311
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:36,565
I know they're really poor,
but he's not classless. Feel me?
312
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,859
Hmm, don't know
what that means, but it sounds horrible.
313
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,694
And he's not a bad person.
314
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,571
Since I started hanging out with Pablo,
315
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,032
I feel like
I've distanced myself from the world.
316
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,993
I haven't gone to the mall
or the spa with Mom.
317
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,620
I haven't used my credit card.
318
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:52,832
I can't remember the last time
I went to a club with Mariana.
319
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,960
It's all because of Pablo.
320
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,044
[exhales]
321
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,047
[Rober] I knew you'd come back to me.
322
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,551
You realized your husband
won't make you as happy as me.
323
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,552
Mm.
324
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:09,515
[sighs] Silvia, I think of you
every time I hear a slow love song.
325
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:10,975
I don't even like music.
326
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,768
Aw, sweetheart.
327
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,063
Look, there's only one thing
you can do to make me happy.
328
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:17,982
Anything, my love.
329
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,486
Can you pray?
330
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,946
Mm, mm-hmm.
331
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,114
Good.
332
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,825
One shouldn't hang out
with people who are different.
333
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,410
I think.
334
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,953
Gosh, Dad.
335
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,496
You sound like Mom.
336
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,206
You're going overboard.
337
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,710
[gasps] Oh my God! Oh my God!
338
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,378
Oh my God!
339
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,461
[gasps]
340
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,506
I'm turning into a López.
341
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,176
No way! When did this happen?
342
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,474
- [in Spanish] ♪ And I'd like to see you ♪
- Ugh!
343
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,358
- ♪ When I think about you ♪
- [Silvia gasps]
344
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,644
Repeating your outfit?
345
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,731
- Too soon, no?
- ♪ When I think about you ♪
346
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,860
♪ When will I see you again my love? ♪
347
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,945
♪ When? ♪
348
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:09,033
♪ The nights are unbearable
Without your warmth ♪
349
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,116
[turns off radio]
350
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,329
[Crista] No, I know that song
351
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,123
because Pablo is always singing it.
352
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,334
And you know what? I think I like it.
353
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,753
But don't tell Mom. She'd murder me.
354
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,212
I understand you perfectly.
355
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,341
It's horrible for your mom to think
that someone's social class
356
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,176
means that you can't be friends with them.
357
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,677
[scoffs] Exactly.
358
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,179
[exhales]
359
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,515
- But how did it happen to you?
- I have this friend.
360
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,060
If your mother finds out,
I think she'd kill me.
361
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,143
[phone chimes]
362
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:38,729
I know she would.
363
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:41,607
Mariana: Are you with your stalker?
Can we meet?
364
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,984
Crista: It's not me in those Tik Toks.
365
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,987
Mariana: So did your dad
delete his account?
366
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,115
Did you do something
to delete Pablo's Tik Tok account?
367
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,160
Me? Why would I delete it?
I don't even know how.
368
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,664
[Crista] Oh, I can't believe this.
369
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,457
No! Pablito!
370
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,002
Oh, I gotta say sorry.
371
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,421
But a proper rich girl never apologizes.
372
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,341
- Right?
- [exhales]
373
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,511
[Tomás] Thank you, ma'am! Come and get it!
374
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:14,098
Holy water in a spray bottle.
Photos to post on Facebook.
375
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,851
- Virgin Cola, the official drink.
- [giggles]
376
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:21,146
Get your cap with the image
of Our Lady of Paradise Community.
377
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:24,274
Sorry, Virgin Mary.
I swear I'm doing this for love.
378
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,735
[Rober grunting]
379
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,254
- Stop it, you sinner!
- [crowd gasps]
380
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,405
- Stop it!
- [grunting]
381
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,990
- [grunts] Come here!
- [Rober] Sorry!
382
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,033
I swear the Virgin Mary asked me to do it.
383
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,827
She came to me, just like Juan.
384
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:35,786
Juan Diego?
385
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:36,869
That Indian guy.
386
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,123
But she told me
to bring a hammer to hit her.
387
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:42,584
- I think she wants to feel empowered.
- I'm the one who's empowered now.
388
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,712
You're gonna pay
for running this little errand.
389
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,088
Let's go to the police.
390
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,882
They'll get a load of dough
from a sacrilegious white boy.
391
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,050
- I'm sorry!
- Get moving.
392
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,970
- [Rober] I'm sorry!
- [Leonor] Save your excuses. Heretic!
393
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,723
If they all find out it's a leak,
they'll beat us.
394
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,307
I know. Don't say it out loud.
395
00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:00,269
We need a true miracle now,
but, uh, listen...
396
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,062
That Virgin is the Devil.
397
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,873
- [crowd gasps]
- Don't worry. We can fix her.
398
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,024
I promise. You can trust me.
399
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,109
- Look at her. She has horns!
- [crowd gasps]
400
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,486
Forget it. I don't want any part of this.
401
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,779
You can forget about our deal.
402
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,989
Ah, no, but... [clicks tongue]
403
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,283
[exhales]
404
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,535
VOLUNTARY DONATION
405
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:17,619
[Grandma exhales]
406
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,291
- [Leonor] Get out of here, you sinner!
- I'm leaving. Please! I'm leaving!
407
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,709
- [Leonor] Demonic evil!
- Please!
408
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,961
Ah! Hold on! Hold on! Where are you going?
409
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,213
Don't play stupid!
I know this is your fault.
410
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,131
[scoffs] Me?
411
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,276
Yes! I'm taking him
to the police station to confess.
412
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,970
And I don't care if they waterboard him,
and push water into all his orifices.
413
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,138
Hopefully just my nose.
414
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,598
I didn't do this.
415
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,266
He's always been an atheist.
416
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:41,829
That's why I fired him
when he was Crista's driving instructor.
417
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,645
He doesn't fear God.
418
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,041
There's no point
in taking him to the police station, okay?
419
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,709
- [Leonor] Uh-huh.
- Who will they believe?
420
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:48,817
- [Leonor] Mm.
- Me or you?
421
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,461
You know I still have the video.
So what do you think about that?
422
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,864
It's illegal for you
to sell tickets to see the Virgin.
423
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,449
That's why I had him destroy her.
424
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:59,286
And this taped confession
will be enough to put you behind bars.
425
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,371
And you can go straight to Hell!
426
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:05,042
I'll tell your whole family that you stole
that raffle ticket for the house from me.
427
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,001
How about that?
428
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,671
Remember I have a video
of you making out with this idiot.
429
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,298
I'm sure Ernesto will dump you
430
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:14,426
when he realizes
you paid a huge fine thanks to your lover.
431
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,805
- You wouldn't...
- [Grandma] Honey, we have a problem.
432
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:21,141
Betito doesn't want
to buy the house anymore.
433
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,144
It turns out
that the Virgin was a water leak.
434
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,940
Oh no! That's too bad!
Now you have to sell it to me!
435
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:30,609
When will you
and your family finally understand
436
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:34,071
that you will never be able
to live in a neighborhood like this one.
437
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:37,199
That's life.
It's not your fault or my fault.
438
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,494
Of course, it's your fault.
You fly around us like a bug!
439
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,288
No, I do not! And this is Mexico.
440
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,584
- Here, the rich always win.
- Really? That still remains to be seen.
441
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,169
- Let's go.
- What remains to be seen?
442
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,629
What remains to be seen?
443
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,214
- My love...
- You're an idiot!
444
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,800
I never wanna see your face!
445
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,260
But, my love...
446
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,597
Oh, um... [clears throat]
447
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,392
Why are you spying on me?
448
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:08,147
I just wanted to... see your size.
449
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:09,897
[chuckles]
450
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,650
All right.
451
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:13,985
I show you,
452
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,946
and you show me.
453
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:17,281
[exhales]
454
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,407
One.
455
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,993
- Two.
- Three!
456
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,996
Hey, Jean.
457
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,667
- What's this?
- It's not what you think!
458
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:32,379
I just wanted to know if
what they say about Black dudes is true.
459
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,755
- Wh... What?
- What?
460
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,594
- I'm out of here.
- Don't you have any tact? Jean Michel!
461
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,053
Tere!
462
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,016
- [sighs]
- Jean Mi... Jean Michel!
463
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,558
I made you...
464
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,979
I made you some snacks.
465
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,607
Aren't you a migrant?
466
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:55,611
No.
I'm traveling with my club. We're bikers.
467
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:59,948
We're following the Pan-American Highway.
I just stopped to see a friend.
468
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,534
Why did you accept
my invite to stay at my house?
469
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,995
I thought you wanted a threesome,
470
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,999
but you turned out
to be a pair of racists.
471
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,335
- [chuckles]
- My backpack.
472
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,839
[motorcycle engine starts]
473
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,388
At least I was right.
474
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,975
- His penis is big.
- [groans]
475
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,202
TO NETO FROM GENI
WE'RE THE BEST TEAM EVER
476
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:49,539
When Silvia finds you, she'll realize
that Neto and I are good friends.
477
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:51,791
[kisses]
478
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,461
Hi.
479
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,548
Hi, Crista. Hey, uh, is there a way to...
480
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,426
I came because I'm going on a trip,
and I have to tell you something.
481
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,346
It's important, and not easy
for someone like me to say.
482
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:08,517
- [sighs] So, I need you to be quiet, okay?
- All right, but I want you to know...
483
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,143
Look... [clicks tongue, sighs]
484
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,355
I've come to realize
that Mariana and my friends
485
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,731
aren't my friends.
486
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:15,983
I always told you...
487
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:19,236
Let me finish, okay? Please.
I also realized that you...
488
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,115
[mumbling]...are my best friend.
489
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,909
- What?
- [mumbling] My best friend.
490
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,038
- What?
- Ugh, that you're my best friend, okay?
491
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,167
- Really?
- Yes.
492
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,628
- Aw!
- [scoffs] That's not necessary, okay?
493
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,922
But... But you said that we're best friends.
494
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:42,301
- Well, yes, but there are stages. Y'know?
- Stages?
495
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,636
First, we tell it all.
496
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,888
- Then, we can hug.
- Okay, yes.
497
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,950
- And then we exchange clothes.
- Exchange clothes.
498
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,350
Maybe not that one.
499
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:54,438
But not until the last stage,
can you post that we're friends.
500
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,147
Understand?
501
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,233
- Yes, that's fine. I understand.
- Okay.
502
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,443
Well, I have to go now.
503
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,611
- They're picking me up.
- Where are you going?
504
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,196
- To Tulum...
- Ah!
505
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,406
...with Mariana.
506
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,909
- I thought you weren't friends.
- Don't judge me, okay? It's complicated.
507
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,787
Besides, as my best friend,
you have to back me up.
508
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:11,871
[exhales]
509
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,332
Okay. All right.
510
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,834
I hope you enjoy it.
511
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:16,917
Thanks.
512
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:21,297
Bye.
513
00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:27,721
[exhales, sighs]
514
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,183
Are you sure that's the right pipe, ma'am?
515
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,060
[scoffs] Yes, I'm sure.
516
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,519
And stop calling me that.
517
00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:39,358
After this, Leonor will have to
give me the house, for sure.
518
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,694
[clattering]
519
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,112
[gurgling]
520
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,655
[screaming]
521
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,699
Oh, no, no, no!
522
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:50,952
[screaming]
523
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,662
TO NETO FROM GENI
524
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,247
[water hissing]
525
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,504
Diego! Crista!
526
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:02,798
Silvia! Cata!
527
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:06,176
- [water hissing, burbling]
- [grunting]
528
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:07,843
[grunts]
529
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,265
[gags]
530
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:16,853
I'm sorry, Virgin Mary, but
I'm not the devout Catholic I should be,
531
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:19,689
the one who turns the other cheek,
532
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:23,235
the one who should
feel guilty about everything.
533
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:25,421
[clicks tongue]
Silvia left her purse with the ticket.
534
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,725
God wanted me to win this house.
535
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,949
And I'll never tell my family. Never!
536
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:30,741
[shakily] You know why?
537
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:35,705
Because I don't want them to think
for a second that they don't deserve it.
538
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,460
- [trickling]
- [Leonor sniffling]
539
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,345
- [gasps] What the...!
- [trickling intensifies]
540
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:54,307
[chuckles] Oh God!
541
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:55,684
[doorbell chimes]
542
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:57,768
[laughs]
543
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,275
What is all this?
544
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,319
- It's all we could save from our house.
- [sighs]
545
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,905
I don't know
how they'll manage not to repeat outfits.
546
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,490
- Cata.
- [Ernesto sighs]
547
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,703
- May we stay at your place?
- Neto, did Silvia see my jersey?
548
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:19,249
Hey, I don't mean to be rude,
but seriously, one of you smells awful.
549
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:21,042
- What are you doing here?
- [Tomás gags]
550
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:25,088
Look, this house
is about to be drenched in sewage.
551
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,339
Can't you smell it?
552
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,507
It was you.
553
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,303
Thanks to you,
our home is flooded in sewage.
554
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,473
That's why we asked to stay at their home.
555
00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:37,642
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Just a minute. What are you doing?
556
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:40,854
Do you want to be
the neighborhood's laughing stock?
557
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:44,608
We couldn't recover
even on a reality show. Huh?
558
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:47,444
Where are you gonna sleep?
By the donkey? On the ground?
559
00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:50,030
I don't care. We'll be safer
with the Lópezes than with you.
560
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,156
[López family] Ooh...
561
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:53,325
- Ouch!
- [Tomás] Low blow. [laughs]
562
00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:55,368
Are you a martyr? Okay, fine.
563
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:58,538
- Diego, come on. Cata, bring the luggage.
- I'm in love with Tere!
564
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,207
[López family] Aw...
565
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,000
What? Who? When?
566
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,877
That's why I looked at Jean Michel's junk.
567
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,046
Who is that?
And why did you want to see his package?
568
00:25:06,129 --> 00:25:08,465
To see if it was worth
fighting for your love.
569
00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:11,551
But I was scared to tell you
because of... Silvia.
570
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:14,346
It was really hard to get you
to admit you're crazy about me.
571
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:17,390
No, no, no. Nobody can be crazy about you.
572
00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:21,269
- God, have you seen what you look like?
- Hey, you don't mess with my daughter!
573
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,793
- Please. This is crazy.
- Genaro and I are seeing each other.
574
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,065
- [gasps] What?
- [gasps] What?
575
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,834
- It can't be.
- [Grandma] It can't be true.
576
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,318
Wait a minute. Just hold on.
577
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,820
We're just really good friends.
578
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:33,240
- [all sigh]
- And we like the same soap opera, right?
579
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:38,370
Yes. You wrote a very nice note
for me on this jersey.
580
00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:40,622
And because of you, it's gone.
581
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,707
Okay, let me explain. Okay.
582
00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:47,587
All this is because of Leonor.
She believes she can live in this house.
583
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:50,257
I don't know what universe you live in.
584
00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:53,385
Come on, Ernesto,
as soon as she sells the house to us,
585
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,679
and they move away,
all our problems will be gone.
586
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:57,722
[exhales] We're gonna live here.
587
00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,892
I'm not selling the house
to you or anybody else, got it?
588
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:04,896
Leo, you're making us live in poverty
because of your feud with her?
589
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:08,316
We'll figure something out.
We already survived six months, right?
590
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,111
We agreed to sell it
to get a better life for our family.
591
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:12,070
[Tomás] Exactly.
592
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:14,197
Money without dignity
is worthless, Genaro.
593
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:17,075
Yeah, but dignity
won't put food on the table.
594
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:19,369
- [Tere] Yeah.
- You said we'd go to a better school.
595
00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:21,705
- You don't care about us!
- You care about nothing.
596
00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:25,333
Of course, she doesn't care about you
because this woman is a lunatic.
597
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,168
And I have to talk to you.
598
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:30,255
[all overlapping]
599
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:35,176
[feedback whining]
600
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:38,054
[in Spanish] ♪ Beautiful lady ♪
601
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,474
♪ Talk to me about you and your feelings ♪
602
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:42,392
No!
603
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:45,687
♪ Talk to me, beautiful lady ♪
604
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,439
♪ Tell me about yourself ♪
605
00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:48,857
♪ And about your lovers... ♪
606
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:52,277
- Who's this idiot singing to?
- I don't know.
607
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,737
[groans]
608
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,864
- To her!
- [whispers] You bitch.
609
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:57,198
He's her lover.
610
00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:58,825
- Leo?
- [Jani] Excuse me?
611
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:00,660
No, no. He's not my lover.
612
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,247
Oh, but it is true
613
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:07,000
that this brat is in love with me.
614
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,460
[Leonor splutters]
615
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:12,005
Ernie, Diego, kids, family,
everybody go inside, please.
616
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:13,797
[Silvia exhales]
617
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,468
What... What... What are you doing here?
618
00:27:16,551 --> 00:27:19,346
You're such a damn brat.
Please, have some self-respect, son.
619
00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:22,807
- You really don't get it! Goddammit!
- Get out of here! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
620
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,852
- Oh God!
- Ugh!
621
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:27,479
No, Leo.
622
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,191
Traitor!
623
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,403
I don't know what's up between you two,
624
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:38,948
but what I do know is you only think
about yourself and your feud.
625
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:42,994
You made us feel like
we were practically reaching our dreams,
626
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,039
when all you really wanted was to win.
627
00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:46,956
[gasps]
628
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:50,168
The Lópezes and Espinozas
will be much better off
629
00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:53,129
not dealing with the two of you.
630
00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:57,258
- Mm-hmm. [inhales]
- No, no, no. You too, Silvia.
631
00:27:57,342 --> 00:28:00,637
Why don't you move in together
to the flooded house and leave us for now.
632
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,389
[spluttering]
633
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,057
All because of your absurd war.
634
00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:08,019
- [door slams]
- [Rober sobbing]
635
00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:11,606
Wha...
636
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:16,194
Don't think I'm going to thank you
for what you just did.
637
00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:18,530
Ugh! I didn't think you would.
638
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,950
- I didn't do it for you.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
639
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,035
If Neto finds out about Rober...
640
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,454
Your... Your family will find out
about the raffle ticket.
641
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,499
Like the poor people say,
there's no such thing as a free lunch.
642
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:31,960
They also say that
rich people always find a way
643
00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:34,379
to blame poor people
for everything, right?
644
00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:35,505
Ugh...
645
00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:37,841
I call the master bedroom!
646
00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:40,343
What? No! Not my bedroom! No!
647
00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,107
- [Leonor] Of course!
- Don't you dare! No!
648
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:44,055
- [Leonor laughing]
- Ew!
649
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,850
- [Leonor] Hurry! What a stench.
- No!
650
00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:48,143
[Leonor laughing]
651
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:49,561
Disgusting!
652
00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:52,814
Oh my God! Oh, honey, don't come in here.
653
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:54,774
- Just stay there.
- [groans]
654
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:57,152
Go to the other house.
655
00:28:57,235 --> 00:29:00,864
["El Dinero No Es La Vida" by Rubén Blades
and Ximena Sariñana playing]
656
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:04,992
[exhales]
657
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,689
[song continues]