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(警長,穿著靴子做)

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(警長)

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叼一根骨頭

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嘿...親愛的,我到家了

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強森先生,我不知道我在幹嘛

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我知道這個頭銜和徽章都是假的

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但我辭了溜冰場的工作

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我需要能給我信心的事情,你懂嗎?

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我不要只當那個在植物園吐出來的小孩

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我不想當一個笑柄

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那就把你的卡片拿去看幻象

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如果內容跟我的差不多

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或許能幫助你放下讓你裹足不前的事

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(摩爾弗)

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(真正的自己)

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好吧,上面出現我在植物園嘔吐的畫面

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基本上就是逼我重溫
我人生中最恥辱的那一天

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但用可愛的卡通形式表現

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看吧,超棒的

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這到底哪裡棒?

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如果你人生中最恥辱的日子
已經是幾十年前的事

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那以後只會漸入佳境

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《命運來敲門》

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搞什麼鬼?

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華特...

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嘿

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華特,你在幹嘛?你幹嘛踏上踏下?

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- 伊琪,早安
- 別用“早安”敷衍我

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我得提醒你,我是你的緊急聯絡人

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你要是一直心臟病發
我他媽的根本沒空理你

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我不怕會再心臟病發

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而且我把緊急聯絡人改成鮑爾了

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因為他全程在醫院陪我

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不好意思喔

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我本來也想陪你啊,但我當時

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自己也身受重傷,差點就要坐輪椅

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- 怎樣的傷?
- 她在迷宮扭傷膝蓋

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不好意思,她哪位?

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她是我優秀的物理治療師芙雷雅

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或許她能幫妳復健膝蓋?

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伊琪,很高興終於見到妳
我上次選舉有投給妳

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每個人在上次選舉都投給我

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而且我不需要復健

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妳剛才說自己身受重傷耶

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差一點啦

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但我畢竟是職業舞者
我知道怎麼忍耐各種傷痛

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我出生後沒幾個小時就會滑步了

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聽起來雖然很厲害

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但我看過有人忍痛忍到不良於行

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對

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或許妳可以來上我在社區泳池
開設的阻力訓練課

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真是個好主意

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- 芙雷雅
- 怎麼了?

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我在我家的巨大按摩浴缸自行訓練

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強力水柱就有充足的阻力

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好吧,若妳改變主意...

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天啊,妳真是窮追不捨,是吧?

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好啦

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我會去公共泳池上妳的課

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但妳要答應不會有記者在場

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我儘量安排

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(萊奇基小子倫敦現場演出)

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(萊奇基小子)

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嘿,卡珊卓赫伯,赫伯太太

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赫伯媽媽在碗櫥吃一碗...

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天啊,達斯帝,你找我有事嗎?

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沒事,只是想跟妳說一下

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學校那位愛麗絲隨時可能會過來一下

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你的約會對象愛麗絲可能會過來一下?

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她送個東西過來,很快就走

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有點臨時,我也才剛收到簡訊

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沒什麼好緊張的啦

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所以...

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妳在等快遞嗎?

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沒事,是她,我開玩笑的,我知道是她

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天啊,我要躲起來嗎?

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什麼?不,妳不必躲

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- 我要躲嗎?
- 不用,你幹嘛躲?

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對,沒人得躲起來

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- 達斯帝,去開門
- 我立刻馬上開

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- 嘿
- 嗨

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- 看看誰這麼漂亮?
- 對啊

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牠今天怪怪的

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一直這樣喘氣和踱步

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我覺得牠只是有點緊張,因為牠要...

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跟陌生人住一晚

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我們很快就不陌生了,友友,對嗎?

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真的很抱歉,我找不到狗保母

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而且我已經答應要跟小佩校長去跳莎莎舞

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真的難以拒絕莎莎
莎莎舞和美味的莎莎醬都是

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卡珊

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- 朋友
- 嗨

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- 嗨
- 哇,跟妳說

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你們家真的好漂亮

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愛麗絲,謝謝

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妳的狗很漂亮

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妳很漂亮

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妳也很漂亮

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兩個大美女,還有一間漂亮的家

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妳在那邊忙什麼?

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我在裝飾一件萊奇基小子的外套

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要把它裝飾得漂亮又時髦
送給我朋友哈娜

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萊奇基小子啊?

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好喔,我以前比較喜歡渣男幫

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好喔

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所以妳的年紀應該比我小一點吧?

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什麼?不,沒有啦

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我想應該沒有誰比誰年紀小的問題

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我覺得要取決於我們的觀點

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友友,你覺得呢?你喜歡誰?

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我喜歡汪汪叫

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其實我該走了

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- 說得對
- 對,妳真的該走了

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以免尷尬死

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- 達斯帝,真的謝謝你
- 沒什麼

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- 跳舞跳得開心喔
- 非常謝謝妳

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再見

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過來,嘿

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好,你女友的狗在我們家

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她不是我女友

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只是剛好跟她約會了幾次而已

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你是這樣跟翠娜說的嗎?

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不,我什麼都還沒跟翠娜說
因為我覺得這樣太奇怪了

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我們可不希望情況太奇怪

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你快去吧

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你和悠悠自己去玩吧

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是友友啦,牠叫友友

128
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是以知名大提琴家馬友友取名的

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愛麗絲挺會拉大提琴的

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現在妳沒有想知道這個資訊

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我帶你下樓,走吧

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哇,很好,好喔,甩韁繩

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甩...現在把臉轉過來

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天啊,不好意思
這位改頭換面的帥爸是誰啊?

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我覺得不舒服

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妳覺得伍茲醫生比較喜歡怎樣?
夾屁股?不夾屁股?

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夾屁股,不夾屁股

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- 我可以再看一次夾屁股嗎?
- 好,夠了

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抱歉,我們哪知道伍茲醫生喜歡怎樣?

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你到底是怎麼認識伍茲醫生的?

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我們在醫院的時候眉來眼去了一下

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當時我在照顧強森先生

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而且我最近一直在想,你老爸也該...

144
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重返情場了,對,你講了好幾次

145
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我需要幫忙

146
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我無法決定

147
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小貓還是蠍子?

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- 小貓
- 都不要

149
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當然是小貓,這是測試

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測試什麼啦?測試你約會有多彆扭嗎?

151
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等一下,你得看全套裝扮

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天啊

153
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怎麼會這樣?

154
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雅各,這是好事,他...

155
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是好事嗎?還是衝動又極度危險?

156
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他剃了鬍子耶

157
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這是我媽過世後,他第一次約會,真的...

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雅各

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我不知道他在幻象看到什麼
導致他覺得這是好主意

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我覺得我們沒必要糾結

161
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如果鮑爾覺得自己性感又自由
那我們有什麼好質疑的?

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再說了,好啦

163
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如果我能面不改色地隱瞞
我爸跟我老師親熱的事情

164
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你也可以輕鬆面對這件事

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晚安啊,夥伴

166
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- 天啊,你現在超性感
- 我求你別帶韁繩去約會

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你套到我了,爸,帥喔

168
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:04,837
華特,怎麼回事?那些人在這裡幹嘛?

169
00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:08,131
這是老人的水上芭蕾課嗎?

170
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:11,385
我們是來上水中有氧操的
真高興妳也來上課

171
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等一下,不對,我來跟芙雷雅上私人課程

172
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不是在公眾泳池和一群老年人拍水花

173
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不,芙雷雅的課並非專給老人上,伊琪

174
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天資優異的運動員也能上

175
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我那年輕緊實的屁股每週都來報到
妳會喜歡的

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最棒的是下課後,我們會獎勵自己
去看《神探可倫坡》

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還在傑若他家玩解字謎

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傑若,你好嗎?

179
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寶貝,你的身材讚喔...

180
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不好意思,什麼是解字謎?

181
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什麼?伊琪,妳認真?妳不知道解字謎?

182
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就是拼字遊戲啊,“體驗文字樂趣”

183
00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:49,923
我好嫉妒妳可以第一次玩

184
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不,我絕對不會玩,也不會上這堂課

185
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伊琪,別這樣,試試看嘛

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妳會很喜歡芙雷雅,她是物理治療碩士

187
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大家都愛她

188
00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,187
再看看吧

189
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:07,941
好的,上吧,寶貝
我他媽超愛水中有氧操

190
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跳下水吧

191
00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:11,862
(貝德佛酒吧)

192
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哈娜,晚安

193
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:25,167
這可不是警長嗎?你來逮捕我嗎?

194
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對,我要以謀殺罪名逮捕妳

195
00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:32,216
妳殺了那些孩子

196
00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:35,677
- 天啊,鮑爾
- 抱歉,我無法臨陣發揮,我超緊張

197
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妳覺得哪一桌最適合約會?

198
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,646
我覺得是採光不太好

199
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在餐廳中央的那一桌

200
00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:51,068
太棒了,我可以從那一桌清楚看到門口

201
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,947
我開玩笑...好喔

202
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,039
- 老弟
- 好,聽我說,我沒有要喝酒

203
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,583
我只是來看著我爸,他的約會超重要

204
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好喔,對,我很樂意為了這件事
被吊銷賣酒執照

205
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,046
哈娜,拜託啦,這算妳欠我的吧?

206
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,506
我完全不覺得有欠你,對

207
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,132
記得我兄弟科頓嗎?

208
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,801
他去妳的酒吧

209
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,553
然後妳沒跟我說他去過妳的酒吧

210
00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:19,221
還隱瞞他的事情好幾個月

211
00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,765
你真的要抬出你兄弟來跟我討價還價?

212
00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,225
我希望他死得有價值

213
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,900
我猜他來約會是因為幻象激勵了他?

214
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:33,777
我也這麼猜

215
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,530
天啊,這些幻象真他媽的詭異

216
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:40,075
之前簡單多了
可以直接問別人抽到什麼卡

217
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,119
我只希望她不會讓他等太久

218
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,704
他一緊張,頭上就會長疹子

219
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,847
- 狗狗照顧得怎麼樣?
- 挺不錯的,謝謝

220
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:05,851
對,真是隻可愛的狗,而且很放鬆

221
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,688
我聽到你花了20分鐘
拜託牠坐下,牠坐下了嗎?

222
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:13,483
牠現在坐下了
信不信由妳,牠其實還躺著了

223
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,986
- 天啊
- 你在找什麼嗎?

224
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:19,823
沒有...我只是在想
我們把舊毛巾放在哪裡?

225
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,533
- 不在廚房裡
- 好喔

226
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:25,787
我也想問一下有沒有橡膠手套

227
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:26,914
橡膠手套?

228
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,373
一切沒事吧?

229
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,458
沒事...

230
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:32,794
只是...我只是需要舊毛巾和橡膠手套

231
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,672
也可以來幾捲無蠟牙線

232
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,383
好,到底怎麼回事?

233
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:42,846
這個...妳記得友友之前的狀況吧?

234
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,097
記得

235
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,141
牠在樓下挺不舒服的

236
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,727
好,是怎樣不舒服?

237
00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:52,564
- 卡珊,我覺得牠要生了
- 要生了?生小狗狗?

238
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,607
生小狗狗,對

239
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:55,776
你怎麼知道?

240
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,945
首先,我原本以為牠只是焦慮

241
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:01,156
然後我又想說,牠可能是吃太多
後來我又以為是脹氣

242
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:04,368
但根據網路上的資訊
再加上我摸到牠肚子裡

243
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:06,161
有東西在動...

244
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,204
牠就要生了

245
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:08,539
好

246
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:11,083
- 好,你打給獸醫了嗎?
- 有

247
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,419
他們說如果牠已經弄好生產的狗窩

248
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,712
我們就不該打擾牠

249
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,131
- 已經有生產狗窩了嗎?
- 對...

250
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:19,800
在我床上

251
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,803
所以我們需要毛巾和橡膠手套

252
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:25,681
然後要用牙線割斷臍帶,阻斷血流...

253
00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:29,142
好,聽好了,我就幫你這一次

254
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,144
可以嗎?因為有隻小動物命在旦夕

255
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,479
- 明白
- 但這一切結束後

256
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,106
小狗狗要給我抱

257
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,232
友友,撐住啊

258
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,025
好

259
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,279
很棒喔,各位,繼續

260
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:46,535
五、四、三、二、一

261
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:49,496
照自己的速度緩緩抬起右腳

262
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:53,375
如果準備好了,就讓膝蓋與身體呈直角

263
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,502
但今天做不到也沒關係

264
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,587
像這樣

265
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,839
不,其實完全不是那樣

266
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:02,801
尤其是妳的膝蓋應該要放鬆,而不是伸展

267
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,429
但我的膝蓋完全伸展開來了,我超放鬆的

268
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:08,432
我沒有要妳這樣做,下次聽仔細一點

269
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,143
好,各位,水中跑步,開始

270
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,188
喲,真是太誇張了

271
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:16,315
妳們倆之間火藥味十足

272
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:17,774
我是說激情的火藥味

273
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:19,401
芙雷雅和我嗎?

274
00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:21,653
你說這話是哪根筋不對?

275
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:25,741
我沒看過她那樣兇別人

276
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:27,910
火花激情四射,姊妹

277
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,370
背挺直

278
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,957
大家常因為羨慕嫉妒而討厭我

279
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,417
好,但聽我說,伊琪

280
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,962
這堂課也有別人在打混
但她沒有指責他們

281
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,673
妳看強森先生一直把頭埋進水裡

282
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,509
這次多久?

283
00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:45,302
強森先生,大約49秒

284
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,429
我可以閉氣更久,重來

285
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:51,892
伊琪,我告訴妳
我看得出來誰對誰有意思

286
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,685
而她跟妳說話的樣子...

287
00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:57,314
- 我看得出來誰在上面
- 什麼在上面?

288
00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:01,443
伊琪,妳要是無法專心
想聊天可以去大廳

289
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:08,075
來吧,大夥們,右邊、左邊...

290
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,077
超明顯的

291
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:24,007
好了啦,爸,已經45分鐘了

292
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,051
至少看個手機之類的吧

293
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,346
他可能內心已死,但驕傲到不願離開

294
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,849
天啊,我不知道我還可以撐多久

295
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:32,850
怎樣?這不好玩

296
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,394
其實挺好玩的,你好像比你爸還緊張

297
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:37,271
我知道,哈娜,我知道我很緊張

298
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:38,897
因為我莫名遺傳到所有的緊張基因

299
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,440
我爸和科頓都可以...

300
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,234
讓大腦放空、看美式足球、小睡一下

301
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:43,819
然後我得為大家擔心每一件事

302
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:47,281
是啊,你兄弟來我的酒吧時
看起來還挺無憂無慮的

303
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,449
至少以一個打算違法的人來說是挺自在的

304
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,286
他有玩摩爾弗機台嗎?

305
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,955
- 什麼?
- 科頓去妳酒吧的時候

306
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,791
我之前沒有問,但妳說過
摩爾弗機台當時就在那裡,對嗎?

307
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,209
對,但我不知道

308
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,837
我沒親眼看到他玩,所以不確定

309
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:05,883
- 抱歉
- 沒關係

310
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,595
只是又多一件和我兄弟有關
但我永遠不會知道的事

311
00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:12,723
等等,我爸在幹嘛?他要走了嗎?

312
00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:17,102
你的叉子掉了

313
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,646
不,只是去幫別人撿叉子

314
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,731
祝晚上愉快

315
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,400
然後回他的桌子

316
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,571
這是妳看過最悲傷的一幕嗎?

317
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,532
跟你說,我混酒吧混很久了

318
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:33,285
但真的算接近了

319
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:43,754
好,這首不錯...好聽的舒緩靜心古典樂

320
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:46,965
我們要幫友友創造出
舒適又祥和的環境,沒錯

321
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,134
“狗寶寶一出生就有偏頭痛”?

322
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,512
什麼?不,是角膜,對,這合理多了

323
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,555
你到底什麼時候要去配老花眼鏡?

324
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,140
卡珊,現在別說這個

325
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,976
我在讀“寶拉狗狗懷孕實務”

326
00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,771
往下滑...

327
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:02,314
天啊,寶拉,知道了啦

328
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:04,398
妳超愛狗,字體幹嘛不選大一點?

329
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:07,069
我看不清楚,妳的視力很好,妳來看吧

330
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,694
- 好
- 骯髒活由我做

331
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,905
好,好的

332
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:13,157
好,“你會從外陰看見
灰藍色的液囊,這表示...

333
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,117
狗寶寶快出生了”

334
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,079
我在找液囊...

335
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,790
好喔,我看到一大片妳剛才說的那種顏色

336
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:20,874
那就是...

337
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,211
我現在知道妳生翠娜的時候
他們為何幫妳蓋被子了

338
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,171
他說話很沒禮貌,我知道

339
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,714
不,等等

340
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,299
牠為什麼這樣嗚嗚叫?

341
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,885
天啊,牠要死掉了嗎?達斯帝

342
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,054
卡珊,牠現在很不舒服

343
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,473
我聽說生孩子都很不舒服

344
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,100
現在是怎樣?

345
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,977
嘿,翠娜,一切都沒事啦

346
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,603
只是有隻狗狗在我床上生寶寶

347
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,980
這是誰的狗?

348
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,731
- 學校的朋友
- 牠要死掉了嗎?

349
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,733
不...沒有要死掉

350
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,528
我反而看到一顆頭了

351
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:50,779
小狗狗的頭

352
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,823
製造祥和氣氛沒有用

353
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,533
達斯帝,牠超緊張的

354
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:57,286
牠的身體很僵硬,快幫忙啊

355
00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:58,412
- 卡珊
- 怎樣?

356
00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,289
狗狗很好,妳還好嗎?

357
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,541
- 我很好,我只是得坐下
- 妳現在就坐著

358
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,585
- 媽的,我現在坐著
- 翠娜,能不能幫個忙

359
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:06,378
帶妳媽媽上樓,替她沖杯薄荷茶?

360
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,296
好

361
00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:10,674
卡珊,這樣好不好?
妳上樓找幾塊冰涼的磁磚

362
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,594
坐下來,把頭埋在膝蓋之間
然後從十開始倒數

363
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:14,928
好,能幫我一個忙嗎?

364
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,055
狗狗清理乾淨時就說一聲
這樣我們才能抱狗狗

365
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,682
- 我要抱狗狗,謝謝
- 爸,交給你了

366
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,767
你沒事...

367
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,394
好,牙線在哪裡?

368
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,396
對,寶拉真的沒在開玩笑

369
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:26,982
好多黏黏的東西

370
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,651
真是太感動了

371
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:34,156
拜託啦,傑若,下週讓我主辦

372
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:40,120
你可以在我的5K電視上
看見可倫坡義眼上的攝影機倒影

373
00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:42,080
- 芙雷雅,不好意思
- 什麼事?

374
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:46,752
我沒時間留下來閒聊
但我只想迅速問妳一下

375
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:50,172
妳何時有進階課程?

376
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,423
比較適合我的等級

377
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,383
我教課不分等級的

378
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,761
大家都可以來,也都能以自己的步調上課

379
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,262
好,很好

380
00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,557
我只是擔心會讓同學相形失色

381
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,560
但既然妳鼓勵這麼做,我就不保留實力了

382
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,103
好喔,伊琪

383
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,855
- 跟妳說一下
- 好

384
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,732
我不是像妳說的在閒聊

385
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:12,361
是喬吉歐跟我說話,我只是回應他

386
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:14,363
對,說來有趣

387
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:18,033
他居然說他覺得妳在跟我眉來眼去

388
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:20,160
- 所以...
- 真的很有趣

389
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,539
我通常不會追求自以為高人一等的人

390
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,667
愛回嘴,還擅自認為我在調情
但我只是在工作

391
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,586
是喬吉歐在亂猜

392
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,547
沒必要說話這麼刻薄

393
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:33,507
- 我說話很刻薄?
- 對,妳說話很刻薄

394
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:34,883
好喔,很高興妳告訴我

395
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,721
妳改天想不想去喝杯酒?

396
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,306
好,我想

397
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,058
很好

398
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:50,274
讚喔,伊琪,這樣就對了
妳要不要去玩解字謎?

399
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:51,358
死也不要

400
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,331
雅各,你怎麼在這裡?

401
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,333
都沒事吧?

402
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:11,420
對,其實我剛才一直待在那邊

403
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,756
真的假的?我根本沒看到你

404
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,092
看來是我太專心了

405
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:22,097
爸,我拿醃黃瓜過來
是因為我覺得伍茲醫生不會來了

406
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,933
對啊,我想也是

407
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,019
已經過74分鐘了

408
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,396
我本來要給她一部《日正當中》的時間

409
00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:32,399
《日正當中》有85分鐘

410
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,234
我覺得給她這麼長的時間算公平

411
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,862
不過,對,或許還是別等了

412
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,532
我很遺憾,我知道你很不容易才走出來

413
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:42,492
是啊

414
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,330
爸,我知道媽過世之後,情況就很不好過

415
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:49,708
是啊,雅各,對你來說更不好過

416
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,877
我總覺得沒辦法跟你談那件事

417
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:57,090
你媽媽讓一切變美好,你懂嗎?

418
00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:58,675
我懂

419
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,719
然後當你兄弟過世...

420
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:04,890
我覺得又失去了她一次

421
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:10,187
你們倆遺傳到很多你們媽媽的特質

422
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:16,735
當媽離開我們的時候,我覺得好像...

423
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,490
我覺得我們家發生一件超悲慘的事

424
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:24,618
我那時候想說會就此打住

425
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:29,498
很難受,但木已成舟

426
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:32,918
但是當科頓過世

427
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,545
- 我懂
- 就變成兩件

428
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,339
- 我們發生兩件悲慘的事
- 是啊

429
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:39,967
- 真不公平
- 真不公平

430
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,552
所以我才覺得

431
00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:43,846
我不希望你發生更多糟糕的事

432
00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:45,764
就算只是看你被人放鴿子,我都覺得...

433
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,683
雅各,今晚沒發生什麼壞事

434
00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:50,060
- 我知道,但...
- 不,雅各,我說真的

435
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:52,437
我今晚出門約會

436
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,774
她沒來,那是她的損失

437
00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:01,780
我這輩子太常擔心別人怎麼看我了

438
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:05,909
我以前從沒想過你是個愛擔心的人

439
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:12,583
你知道我多年前
為什麼在植物園吐出來嗎?

440
00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,085
吃了餿掉的熱狗?

441
00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:16,879
我不知道

442
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:23,177
我會吐是因為我原本決定在那一天

443
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:24,970
跟我爸爸說

444
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:31,226
我不想再打籃球了,因為我想...

445
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:36,690
去玩花式滑冰

446
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:38,066
- 真的假的?
- 對

447
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,235
你能想像你爺爺會怎麼想

448
00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:41,570
天啊,對

449
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:46,116
然後他超生氣
因為我吐出來,讓自己很難堪

450
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:47,534
所以我就沒跟他說了

451
00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:53,916
我今晚在準備約會的時候
心裡也一樣緊張得要命

452
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:55,959
但你知道怎麼著?

453
00:22:57,169 --> 00:22:58,295
我沒有吐出來

454
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,636
目前還沒,但你再繼續吃醃黃瓜的話...

455
00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:09,806
- 我今晚出門約會了,呼
- 好喔

456
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:20,651
兩位女士,是雙胞胎...

457
00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:23,654
- 天啊
- 輕輕地

458
00:23:23,654 --> 00:23:25,447
好可愛,我想要留下牠們倆

459
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:26,532
不行...

460
00:23:26,532 --> 00:23:27,783
我想幫牠們取名

461
00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:30,661
布蘭特和賽巴斯汀,萊奇基小子的團員

462
00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:32,204
好了啦,卡珊

463
00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:34,581
妳知道愛麗絲比較喜歡渣男幫

464
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,834
所以那是維克史戴老師的狗嗎?

465
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,629
對,只是幫同事一個忙

466
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:44,174
我覺得她會想要
親自幫小狗狗取名字,對吧?

467
00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:47,177
但超不公平的,因為都是我們在忙耶

468
00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:51,223
其實大部分是友友在忙
我只是稍微指導一下

469
00:23:51,223 --> 00:23:53,559
是啊,你很會指導

470
00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:54,977
對

471
00:23:54,977 --> 00:23:57,271
你記得我要生翠娜的時候

472
00:23:57,271 --> 00:24:01,024
你一直唱那幾首愛爾蘭搖籃曲
唱得超難聽

473
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:04,111
- 才沒有難聽
- 對,搖籃曲本身是好聽的

474
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:07,865
但你唱得超爛,爛到我忘記自己在痛

475
00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:09,283
我覺得那就是我在團隊中的角色

476
00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:12,119
是啊,我們是很棒的團隊

477
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:16,498
不好意思,你們是怎麼了?

478
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:20,627
你們在對彼此眉來眼去
說些稱讚對方的話

479
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,838
還一起幫狗狗生產

480
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:25,841
所以是怎樣?“自我探尋”結束了嗎?

481
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:27,593
現在結束了嗎?

482
00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:31,555
因為他媽的超怪
我前一晚看到我爸在親我的老師

483
00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:35,100
然後隔天回到家,家裡又溫馨得要命

484
00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:39,980
- 你親了愛麗絲?
- 妳看到了?

485
00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:42,441
對,看來你應該沒跟媽媽說吧?

486
00:24:42,441 --> 00:24:44,276
讚喔,我原本以為你們支持彼此

487
00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:48,030
支持彼此,但不必跟對方分享所有的事

488
00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:51,533
聽著,我很希望你們這麼做,我真心祝福

489
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:54,203
我知道這對你們的個人成長之類的很重要

490
00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:57,873
但你們維持的中立關係
住在一起,但沒有在一起

491
00:24:57,873 --> 00:25:01,210
暫時分開,卻又一起幫爸爸女友的狗生產

492
00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:03,295
這對所有人來說都很難理解

493
00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:04,922
所以拜託你們想清楚

494
00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:12,179
我們今晚或許真的越線了

495
00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:14,473
是啊,沒錯

496
00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:16,767
但她說得對

497
00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:19,811
這樣很難懂

498
00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:21,855
對我來說也是

499
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:26,318
- 我不知道你親了愛麗絲
- 是啊

500
00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:28,403
而且你們現在還一起養狗?

501
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:30,405
別這樣,卡珊,不是那樣的

502
00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:32,866
我覺得這陣子你得先去住別的地方

503
00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:35,285
妳認真?

504
00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:40,499
對,顯然你在挑戰自己的限度

505
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,711
我也想挑戰自己的限度
但如果我們繼續住在一起

506
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:48,715
我只會...我會一直想幫你

507
00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:55,180
其實妳沒幫上什麼忙
如果這樣說能讓妳好過一點

508
00:25:57,558 --> 00:25:58,642
好吧

509
00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:01,144
聽著

510
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:04,565
你把小狗狗抱去給狗媽媽
再把狗媽媽帶回去給狗主人吧

511
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:10,070
再見,布蘭特,再見,賽巴斯汀

512
00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:28,797
鮑爾,再說一次,我真的非常抱歉

513
00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:31,133
馬里克先生今晚跳莎莎舞時
以為自己中風了

514
00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:33,218
但結果只是左手臂麻掉

515
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,053
而且真的有人在烤土司

516
00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:38,807
總之呢,我下週四有空
如果你想再約一次的話

517
00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:41,643
讚啦,我還是很行的

518
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:44,771
你居然給她家裡的電話?
我都不知道這支電話還能用

519
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:48,275
是啊,應該是印在其中一張
我給她的臨時名片上

520
00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:50,819
我把這支電話當作警長熱線

521
00:26:50,819 --> 00:26:53,530
但通常只會接到自以為是的小鬼
打來的惡作劇電話

522
00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:57,242
我很高興你用警長卡片去看幻象
那讓你成為...

523
00:26:58,744 --> 00:27:00,037
現在的模樣

524
00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:01,121
是啊

525
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,540
我們不需要卡片,對吧?

526
00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:06,418
- 不過是卡片嘛
- 對啊

527
00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:10,088
我覺得科頓可能有抽到一張

528
00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:11,840
我不確定

529
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,259
但他去過摩爾弗機台之前放置的那家酒吧

530
00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:16,094
我總覺得這像他會...

531
00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:18,639
浪費錢去玩的東西

532
00:28:00,514 --> 00:28:01,682
你沒打開看過嗎?

533
00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:21,535
(你的人生潛力)

534
00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:24,913
你要我打開嗎?

535
00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:26,623
你來決定

536
00:28:27,124 --> 00:28:28,125
好

537
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:30,252
我自己是不太想知道

538
00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:38,635
就算我們看了,也沒機會知道了,對吧?

539
00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:41,221
他的潛力

540
00:28:42,890 --> 00:28:43,891
對

541
00:28:52,608 --> 00:28:53,817
那我們要把它燒掉嗎?

542
00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:57,321
不,我不想燒掉

543
00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:58,739
- 不要
- 不要

544
00:28:58,739 --> 00:28:59,698
好

545
00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:03,160
不過能燒點東西也不錯

546
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:13,128
我拿著一包酸奶洋蔥口味洋芋片

547
00:29:14,046 --> 00:29:18,592
這是科頓以前喜歡吃的
但我們倆都覺得很噁心

548
00:29:18,592 --> 00:29:20,052
但不知為何...

549
00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:23,847
我們都還沒丟了這些洋芋片

550
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,809
爸,你要不要...

551
00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:40,572
科頓,我們永遠忘不了我們失去了你

552
00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:45,661
但如此突如其來地失去你

553
00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:50,332
讓我們不得不動起來

554
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,753
你讓大家看見生命是如此脆弱

555
00:29:56,922 --> 00:29:59,633
最好在有生之年好好活一遭

556
00:30:11,562 --> 00:30:14,314
哇,天啊,臭死了

557
00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:17,734
- 我沒想到那是塑膠
- 對,而且加上過期酸奶的味道

558
00:30:17,734 --> 00:30:20,195
我們把這臭氣吸進去應該不太好

559
00:30:20,195 --> 00:30:22,906
還有餘味耶,不

560
00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:24,741
我要去找些好聞一點的東西來燒

561
00:30:24,741 --> 00:30:27,119
好,順便拿防毒面具

562
00:31:05,532 --> 00:31:07,492
(改編自M.O.沃許小說)

563
00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:23,527
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