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(萊奇基小子)

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強森先生,遊戲機壞了

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女孩們,我知道

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那東西就只會給我找麻煩

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我打給維修舖了,但可能被排在比較後面

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抱歉久等了

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{\an8}我得把一窩老鼠趕出快打旋風機台

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{\an8}牠們離開時不太友善

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沒關係,你來得正好

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來吧,女孩們,吃點書蟲糖果

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妳們再過不久就能玩拳擊遊戲
多虧了這位...

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伊恩,你肯定是...

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雜貨強森,強森雜貨店

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我是說,這裡是強森雜貨店

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我是華特強森

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強森雜貨店是我爸開的

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天啊

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我沒看過這東西

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肯定至少有40年歷史吧?

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對,很棒吧?

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他們送了好多這個東西

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當時他們在宣傳大塊頭餐點

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我還挺買單的

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我吃了好多冷凍食品

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他們的產品有壯漢酸奶牛肉、巨大肉餅

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男人味起司通心粉

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單身男子的絕佳餐點

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單身男子?不可能吧

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你看看,你懂為什麼我修不了這東西了吧

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華特,所以你才找我來修啊

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可以給我彎嘴鉗嗎?

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這是扳手

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很抱歉又讓你大老遠跑一趟

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我真不知道那些調皮的小孩在幹嘛

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真的一點也不麻煩

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我其實挺希望你打電話來的

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- 真的嗎?
- 對啊

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- 其實我差點就想打電話來店裡
- 什麼?

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我想跟你說我吃了壯漢酸奶牛肉

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這樣啊,你覺得怎麼樣?

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不怎麼好吃

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酸奶牛肉挺難料理的

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上面說在要塑膠膜劃一道開口
但我都劃兩道

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如果你想更仔細一點

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加熱到一半時,要把火力從高調到中

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嘿,你可以遞給我...

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強森先生

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走吧,夥伴,我們進屋去

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《命運來敲門》

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我得承認,這有點像一記警鐘

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不僅是因為我心跳停止

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還讓我想起我把伊琪列為緊急聯絡人

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我覺得找她當你的緊急聯絡人
才是真正的危機

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是啊,鮑爾,很感謝你收留我

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畢竟你跟我沒那麼熟

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強森先生,你在說什麼?

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我從小到大都去你的雜貨店

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我想我從年輕到老,都把時間花在顧店

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卻沒留什麼時間給朋友

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我很榮幸能接待你

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而且我得練習畫臉技巧

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你看

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哇,我彷彿在照鏡子

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- 我用M&M巧克力代表你的藍色點點
- 看得出來

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如果你不喜歡吃甜,我可以拿走

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不

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我只是覺得有點彆扭

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強森先生,沒什麼好丟臉的

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我兒子科頓也有藍色點點

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- 哈娜、達斯帝和卡珊也有
- 真的嗎?

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對,應該沒大礙

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我有煩心事的時候
頭上就會長出癢癢的疹子

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比方說我前幾天找不到帽子的時候

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我一找到,疹子就消退了

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說來挺諷刺的,因為我現在有帽子
可以遮掩起疹子的地方了

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強森先生,你要開除我嗎?

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我知道某些餅乾和糖果的數量可能對不上

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但我發誓我會把數字弄對

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不,雅各,你的表現很好

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其實我打算暫停營業

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休息幾天,等我恢復再說

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你該放幾天假了

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真的嗎?

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因為你從來不店休的

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我開始覺得那是問題的一部分

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嘿,雅各

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我發現你把那東西帶回家了

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對,摩爾弗機台
進入下一階段之後,它就沒聲音了

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但我想還是先保管起來比較妥當

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嘿,不如讓我研究一下
看看是否能讓它再次動起來

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你老爸熱愛修東西

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強森先生,可以嗎?

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我什麼沒有,時間最多

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真不敢相信妳邀請哈娜

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幹嘛不邀?

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因為她不老實

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她有機台的祕密卻不說

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而且還長那些奇怪的藍色點點

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我也有啊

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對,但妳的很有型

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妳知道她跟喬吉歐上床過嗎?

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- 知道
- 而他...

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當然和她分了

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但她並沒有極力挽留他,卡珊

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就算只是一夜激情
怎麼會有人和喬吉歐同床共枕後

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還想繼續過沒有他的生活?

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我知道妳和喬吉歐曾經差點就親嘴

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- 我也沒極力挽留他啊
- 但那不一樣

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妳當時和達斯帝在一起

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- 達斯帝,嘿,你這傢伙
- 嘿

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糟糕,我打擾到妳們了嗎?

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妳們在聊我的事,對不對?

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沒有,我們在聊我們認識的每一個人

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好,看來喬吉歐跟小娜說了
我和愛麗絲去約會的事

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等等,抱歉,你說什麼?

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對,我跟翠娜的老師去約會了一次

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沒錯,我以擁抱結束那一晚

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沒錯,我們擁抱的時間長度很一般

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特別澄清這一點還真怪

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全部就這樣而已

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各位,這就是事情的經過

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- 只是...
- 所以可以別再說這件事了嗎?

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達斯帝,我們沒在說這件事

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對,喬吉歐根本沒跟我說

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我們都很尊重兄弟間的祕密

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而且,我們倆已經決定
不跟彼此分享這方面的細節,對嗎?

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- 好,對,我記得
- 我們在聊哈娜

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好喔

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她要來妳的讀書會嗎?

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達斯帝...

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我說最後一次

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這不是讀書會

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是說書聚會,靈感來自紐約市的飛蛾組織

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懂嗎?大家準備一則
和某個主題有關的故事

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而本週的主題是“我最棒的一段關係”

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對,你要一起聊聊你的老師新朋友嗎?

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不,我不要

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妳們忙吧

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我只是上樓倒點氣泡水

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因為地下室的白開水沒什麼味道

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但沒關係啦

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我搖一搖就好

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祝妳們讀書愉快

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- 好喔
- 我真的要...

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- 妳沒事吧?
- 對...

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- 好
- 是我說可以認識別人的

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但不知道會發生得這麼快

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但是,嘿,我也在認識新的人
比方說哈娜

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所以我非常希望

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妳能給她一個機會

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沒問題,但她如果真的很瘋...

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- 嘿
- 女孩,妳好嗎?耶

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- 我帶了希哈葡萄酒
- 快進來

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妳不喜歡也沒關係

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我在酒吧的地板下找到一整箱

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地板下方?哈娜,妳居然爬得進去

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- 對,抱歉
- 好,跟我來

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謝謝妳過來一趟

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(喬吉歐餐館)

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哇,這服務技巧太讚了

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有評價卡嗎?我要留個評價

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我的服務生超擅長這份工作

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你真的很可愛,居然決定

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在休假時跑來我上班的地方

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慢慢啜飲菜單上最便宜的飲料

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但是,你應該去找點樂子

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我現在就在找樂子

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我在看妳工作

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我們還偷偷交往的時候,我一直想這麼做

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你真的超可愛

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但現在我們既然正式交往了

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我們在學校有很多相處時間

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- 放學後與週末也是
- 太超過了嗎?

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我有點太緊迫盯人了

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老實說,稍微有一點吧

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洛城小鬼,你好嗎?
你在讓我的員工分心嗎?

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沒有,我只是...什麼洛城小鬼?

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我不信任你

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翠娜,我不信任他

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這小子把我家的莎瓦娜耍得團團轉

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- 你家的莎瓦娜?
- 沒錯

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喬吉歐繼父可沒說著玩

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這個小王八蛋想捻花惹草

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你要是惹到不該惹的人,就吃不完兜著走

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等等,小王八蛋是指我還是你?

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你少在那邊裝蒜

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- 我沒有
- 懂嗎?

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小莎和我之間沒有祕密

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有時候她會把手機放著
然後簡訊就跳出來

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我都還沒意會過來
就不小心把簡訊看光光了

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那你有看到我傳了很多則道歉簡訊嗎?

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沒有

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兄弟,但莎瓦娜說你根本沒有真心道歉

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所以你別再繼續打擾我的女員工

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去跟你的男生朋友混啦

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雅各沒什麼男生朋友

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- 嘿,我有男生朋友啦
- 小翠,給妳一個建議

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工作與私人生活就像油與醋

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有時候調和在一起

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成了絕美的組合,就像我們的招牌淋醬

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喬吉歐的巴薩米克油醋醬

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小王八蛋,有商標喔

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但味道總是很出色

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- 懂了嗎?
- 懂了

205
00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,545
好,我需要妳幫忙
我要掛幾幅美麗的作品

206
00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,463
靈感源自我的畢生摯愛

207
00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,632
等等,八成是她打來的

208
00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:53,135
小娜,寶貝

209
00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:54,887
什麼?不

210
00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:57,681
她去說書人聚會幹嘛?不

211
00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,474
聽著,我沒有不要你在這裡

212
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,518
- 不,我懂
- 我只是覺得我們偶爾

213
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,061
做點自己的事會很好

214
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,563
可別變得跟我爸媽一樣

215
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:07,316
- 互相依賴卻又不滿足
- 說得對

216
00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,651
給你,去遊樂場玩

217
00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,154
如果你打破我從1990年代
就高居不下的橡皮筋球紀錄

218
00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,198
我忙完就請你吃捲捲薯條

219
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,327
- 我接受挑戰
- 好

220
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,791
他登上他的輪槳船,踩著船緩緩開走

221
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:28,086
那是我最棒的一段關係

222
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:30,964
哇

223
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,052
好,這故事太精彩了

224
00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,138
艾倫,真的好精彩

225
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:43,685
哈娜,別人講完故事的時候
我們通常會拍手或彈指

226
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,688
但沒關係啦,大夥們,她不知道

227
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:50,025
有沒有人想喝咖啡啊?

228
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,236
達斯帝,你有事嗎?

229
00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:53,362
我有事嗎?

230
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,198
我剛才決定煮一些咖啡

231
00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:58,659
放在托盤上
盛給我最喜歡的女生朋友們喝

232
00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,536
這是聖派翠克日限定款

233
00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:01,787
超好玩的,對吧?

234
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,748
這裡有“濃郁綠綠口味”

235
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,458
不,妳不要...艾倫不要...

236
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:09,586
還是要“不怎麼鮮豔”?

237
00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,756
怎麼樣?這樣妳們才不會讀書讀到睡著

238
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,424
還有“神聖烘焙”

239
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,844
哈娜,妳要喝點咖啡嗎?

240
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:20,222
不用,謝了,我現在沒心情喝
以節慶為主題的咖啡

241
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,890
那好吧,我就...

242
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,768
我把咖啡放在這裡

243
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:28,856
要是妳們改變主意,待會就能搶著喝

244
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,483
不是女人打架的那種搶法

245
00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,068
我沒那個意思

246
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,528
因為妳們不會那樣,對吧?

247
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,822
女人聚在一起的時候,不會老是爭個不停

248
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:41,285
今天就停止說這種性別刻板印象的話吧

249
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:45,706
現在女人想做什麼都可以

250
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,667
隨時都行

251
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,173
- 妳們知道我覺得發生什麼事嗎?
- 達斯帝

252
00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:56,466
我覺得卡珊跟妳們說我和愛麗絲約會

253
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,051
- 達斯帝
- 我要先說

254
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:03,515
鄭重聲明,那個已經臭名遠播的擁抱
根本沒那麼久

255
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,267
頂多40秒

256
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:08,478
當人在擁抱的時候,不會覺得有...

257
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,063
- 我能跟妳示範一下嗎?
- 不行

258
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,024
對,現在不適合

259
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:14,776
- 有人要示範嗎?誰想抱抱?
- 沒有

260
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:19,156
沒有,好,基於實驗精神
我來抱自己好了

261
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,742
- 誰能幫我計時?
- 好了,達斯帝

262
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:25,287
沒有人在乎你或愛麗絲
或你們詭異的擁抱

263
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:29,082
我真不敢相信我要說這句話
但你可以回房去嗎?

264
00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,003
沒問題

265
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,087
謝謝

266
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,383
真抱歉

267
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:43,597
然後,如果妳們這幾位辣妹想喝點咖啡

268
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,224
我就在樓下

269
00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:47,935
那不是...我是說...算了

270
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,440
雅各對上遊戲機,就這樣,就看這一回了

271
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:58,320
知道嗎?這是全國籃球冠軍系列賽

272
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,615
我對籃球真的一無所知
這是最後一次重要的投籃

273
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:03,700
屁啦,我投進了

274
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,285
什麼鬼?有人看到嗎?

275
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,713
嘿,兄弟

276
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,383
- 你在讀《尤利西斯》嗎?
- 對

277
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,302
好看嗎?

278
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:26,098
我看第七遍了,我覺得超好看

279
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,101
雖然這本書稍嫌放縱
但有舉足輕重的地位

280
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,437
- 是大學要讀的還是...
- 不,我不讀大學了

281
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,147
那些教授都是天殺的白痴

282
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,191
只要你有原創想法,成績就只能拿F

283
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,151
是喔,好

284
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:42,114
還真嘔,我原本以為大學會比高中好一點

285
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:44,908
討厭高中是件好事,表示你有腦

286
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,828
你叫崔佛吧?

287
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,663
- 你跟我爸一起在溜冰場工作?
- 沒錯

288
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,833
鮑爾原本是個好員工,後來就不是了

289
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,127
我很遺憾你兄弟過世

290
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,296
謝謝

291
00:13:57,296 --> 00:14:00,507
我沒有手足,但我知道
被迫快速成長的感覺

292
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,010
或許正因如此,高中對你來說意義不大

293
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,469
因為你經歷的是現實人生

294
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:15,397
嘿,其實我有些空閒時間
如果你想一起混的話

295
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,107
一起混

296
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,942
我超愛混的

297
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,571
老弟,我在鬧你啦

298
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:23,947
我當然願意

299
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,032
帥喔

300
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:27,326
對,我不知道我幹嘛說“一起混”

301
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,661
大概是因為大家這麼說的時候
我都覺得很搞笑

302
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:37,711
你一直都喜歡西部風格的東西嗎?

303
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,255
我爸是真正的西部男子

304
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,008
- 你記得我爸嗎?那位消防總長
- 當然記得

305
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,468
我想是因為受到他影響

306
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,261
我們沒什麼其他共同點

307
00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:51,725
我們唯一一次談到內心感受
是我們在打沙包的時候

308
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,770
強森先生,你記得你把遊戲機送給我嗎?

309
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:58,398
因為我是唯一達到大塊頭紀錄的小孩

310
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,359
對

311
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,905
這東西到底怎麼修啊?

312
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,199
連零件都有缺損

313
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,747
嘿

314
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,378
哇,你車上有好多東西

315
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,588
是啊,我挺會囤積東西的

316
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,466
我不管去哪裡,都會隨意收集物品

317
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,511
但是做維修這一行
永遠都不知道自己會需要什麼

318
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:32,891
- 這是什麼?
- 對,我也不知道

319
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,184
一直沒辦法讓它運轉

320
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,144
但很漂亮

321
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,355
喇叭看起來像蝴蝶

322
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,315
我喜歡蝴蝶

323
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,152
我說這幹嘛?我喜歡蝴蝶

324
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,072
不過我真的喜歡

325
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:51,660
牠們只能活幾個禮拜
但是,天啊,牠們活得萬分精彩

326
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,788
你想要的話就送你

327
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,456
你人真好

328
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,459
- 我用什麼跟你換?
- 別麻煩了

329
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,712
其實我一直很過意不去

330
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,548
你老是請我來修理那台老遊戲機

331
00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,133
你都可以買一台新的大塊頭了

332
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,052
我就不用老是跑過來這裡

333
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:11,722
雖然我很樂意來這裡

334
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:18,395
或許東西沒壞掉的時候,你偶爾也能來

335
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,732
我很會加熱巨大肉餅喔

336
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,068
聽起來挺不錯的

337
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,032
(大塊頭)

338
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:44,064
(魔術初學書)

339
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,900
(這就是魔術)

340
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,614
強森先生

341
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,699
我遇上一點麻煩

342
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:56,285
我以為我準備好40份禮物給達斯帝
但還缺一份

343
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,620
我可以送他一罐蕃茄湯罐頭,他會很喜歡

344
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,498
但我想找更特別一點的東西,比方說...

345
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,043
那是什麼?

346
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,504
那個?

347
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,809
妳想要的話就送妳,但它不能用了

348
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:26,899
太神奇了

349
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,363
抱歉,強森先生

350
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,865
我想應該壞了

351
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,075
沒關係啦

352
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,119
你盡力了

353
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:43,749
它現在或許不能用,但是功成身退了

354
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:46,335
它讓小鎮進入下一個階段

355
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,922
下一個階段到底是什麼?

356
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:51,882
我在幻象看見自己在叢林裡

357
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,927
起先我以為那代表性的荒野

358
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:59,306
但後來動畫版的我抵達叢林中的一處空地

359
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:05,479
那裡有另一個我
於是我發現我一直在找尋自己

360
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:10,984
我擁有最棒的一段關係就是和我自己相處

361
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,363
所以我這陣子都只和
跟我長得像的女人上床

362
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:16,281
而且一天自慰六次

363
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,827
好耶,很好...

364
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,287
- 太有趣了
- 好耶

365
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,206
- 太棒了
- 很健康,哇

366
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,878
我原本要說達斯帝的事

367
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,172
但我現在根本不想想到他

368
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,341
- 好
- 不如哈娜先講?

369
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,385
或許她能跟我們說一個故事

370
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:38,303
而非靜靜地坐著批判我們

371
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,138
什麼?不,我沒有批判妳們

372
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,015
哈娜

373
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:45,018
我覺得這樣做會讓我們自在一點

374
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:48,730
若妳分享一段
跟人際關係有關的故事,我不曉得耶

375
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,899
比方說妳無緣無故地悄悄離開

376
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,861
妳怎麼能做出那種事
而且妳為何感到後悔

377
00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,824
我沒有最棒的一段關係

378
00:19:58,824 --> 00:20:00,367
卡珊,我跟妳說過了,我不跟人約會

379
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:04,121
我也沒有“朋友”

380
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:05,330
妳說“朋友”是什麼意思?

381
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,165
妳還用引號強調

382
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,375
不,我不知道我幹嘛那樣比

383
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,127
我沒有朋友

384
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:15,048
我八歲時,我爸就把我送去
富家子弟的寄宿學校

385
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,177
我討厭其他所有的富家子弟

386
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:21,138
也討厭我爸讓我去那裡

387
00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:23,307
把錢丟給我就拍拍屁股走了

388
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:24,433
而且大家都討厭我

389
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:27,311
因為我老是板著臉孔,獨來獨往
而且背上長了詭異藍色點點

390
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,313
所以我和別人一向處不來

391
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:33,817
- 妳從什麼時候就有藍色點點了?
- 不知道,一直都有

392
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,988
以前沒有這麼多
但長了這東西就很難融入群眾

393
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,574
所以我一逮到機會就走了,再也沒回學校

394
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:42,326
我在酒吧找到工作

395
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:43,577
我喜歡酒吧

396
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:45,829
我喜歡聽別人的故事

397
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,832
我喜歡上床,對象最好是陌生人

398
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,167
我不喜歡交際

399
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,335
我覺得交際並不好玩

400
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,754
但大家都有想改的壞習慣

401
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:57,466
而且我想加入某個群體

402
00:20:57,466 --> 00:21:01,929
我想試著加入這個奇怪的小團體

403
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:10,103
- 我要抱妳
- 我也是

404
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,813
- 算我一個
- 不了,謝謝

405
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:14,399
- 好,不要嗎?
- 好

406
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,318
好,我們太急了,對

407
00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:21,114
- 終究,我們的價值是受到...
- 嘿

408
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,033
你要走了嗎?

409
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:27,246
這個...其實崔佛和我
剛點了一些莫札瑞拉起司條

410
00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:29,331
感覺那是菜單上最重要的品項

411
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,624
既然妳都來了

412
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:33,418
我可以點一杯大企業的含糖飲料嗎?

413
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,753
這裡有賣的都行

414
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:38,048
其實我下班了
不過就算還沒下班,我也會拒絕

415
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,051
那等你們吃完,你再傳訊息給我

416
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,637
我和崔佛吃完之後要去墓園混一下

417
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:45,138
清理幾個墓碑

418
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:48,308
- 你們要去清理墓碑?
- 我們不做的話,誰來做?

419
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:51,395
當然是那些死去之人的家屬啊,或是雨水

420
00:21:51,395 --> 00:21:53,313
妳不是說要做點自己的事嗎?

421
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:55,524
我晚點傳訊息給妳?

422
00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:00,445
好啊,祝你們玩得開心

423
00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:03,782
- 總之呢...
- 好

424
00:22:05,826 --> 00:22:08,745
喲,小翠,有事可以跟我說

425
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:12,499
可不能讓我的員工哭喪著臉走出去

426
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,502
我輪完班了,原本要跟雅各會合

427
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:19,214
但我好像把他跟一個做作的爛人送作堆

428
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,466
他只是有點太黏了

429
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,802
他想佔據妳所有的時間嗎?

430
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:28,640
好,現在我不知道該不該討厭他了
不曉得妳知不知道

431
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:32,102
但我有時候也會表現出太多情感

432
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:36,023
或許我和那個大爺
都該稍微隱藏起自己的情感

433
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:39,067
別讓自己的愛意表現得那麼明顯

434
00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:44,573
不,剛交往都很開心
你想怎麼大肆宣揚都行

435
00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:49,703
你要我幫忙掛畫嗎?

436
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:54,208
- 妳不是下班了嗎?
- 反正我又沒別的事可做

437
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:59,338
翠娜赫伯,妳好心會有好報

438
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:02,216
我不跟妳追究砸壞招牌的錢了

439
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:04,259
我在此免除妳的債務

440
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:09,056
並恢復妳在喬吉歐餐館服務團隊的薪水

441
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:10,140
喲

442
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:13,602
我以這根超長莫札瑞拉起司條

443
00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:15,938
宣布妳已還清欠款

444
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:17,773
好喔

445
00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:24,446
謝了,喬吉歐

446
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,281
- 好
- 我可以留著小費嗎?

447
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,616
我們再討論

448
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:30,661
但我是覺得不行,朋友

449
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,045
哈娜

450
00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:44,216
我只是想跟妳道歉
因為我稍早對妳很不友善

451
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:48,136
我現在明白
妳為何沒有努力爭取喬吉歐的愛了

452
00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:53,725
妳從小就遭受莫大創傷,這不是妳的錯

453
00:23:54,643 --> 00:23:55,727
謝謝

454
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:59,857
妳在寄宿學校的故事非常動人

455
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:04,903
跟妳說,我一直以來最喜歡的
音樂劇電影就是《安妮》,所以...

456
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:07,489
那情況完全不同,但謝謝妳

457
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:11,827
嘿,我很抱歉讓妳們覺得我在批判妳們

458
00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:14,079
我平常就是那種表情

459
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:19,293
真要說的話
我其實有點嫉妒妳們感情這麼好

460
00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:22,588
妳嫉妒我們?

461
00:24:22,588 --> 00:24:25,549
- 我們是30年的老朋友
- 對啊

462
00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:26,758
妳們怎麼認識的?

463
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:29,261
好,是她問的喔

464
00:24:29,261 --> 00:24:30,929
好的,那時我們五年級

465
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:32,514
我剛搬來鹿原

466
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,474
我在社會課上孤單地坐著

467
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,560
- 然後我看到了
- 然後她看到了

468
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,147
有一件萊奇基小子的閃亮牛仔外套
就掛在我前面的椅子上

469
00:24:41,023 --> 00:24:42,399
我先透露一下,那是我的外套

470
00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,903
於是我拍拍那女孩的背
我說:“嘿,我喜歡萊奇基小子”

471
00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:48,572
- 但妳知道怎樣嗎?那個人不是小娜
- 不是我

472
00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:50,532
珍妮班森偷我的外套

473
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,117
我不想說死人的壞話

474
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:54,703
但珍妮班森真的超討人厭

475
00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:57,998
她也搶走我男友達倫R

476
00:24:57,998 --> 00:25:00,709
害我很想死

477
00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:06,006
但後來卡珊幫我
把萊奇基小子的外套搶回來

478
00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:10,177
然後我就知道我們會永遠關照彼此

479
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:12,763
- 我們一向這麼做
- 沒錯

480
00:25:14,139 --> 00:25:18,644
我想應該可以這麼說
小娜是我最棒的一段關係

481
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,189
抱歉,萊奇基小子是什麼?

482
00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:28,237
就是世界史上最讚的男子團體啊

483
00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:30,072
- 哈娜,是英國團喔
- 查德

484
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:33,283
我最喜歡他了,喜歡到要用英國腔

485
00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:35,369
他們有一首歌,叫做《列隊中》

486
00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:37,204
因為英國不是說“排隊”,而是“列隊”

487
00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:38,956
所以他們會去列隊

488
00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:41,458
- 快開始...
- 好了嗎?對...

489
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:45,170
好喔,說來就來

490
00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:49,550
手往後

491
00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,634
歌迷陷入瘋狂

492
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:55,347
跟你說,我們不列隊

493
00:25:57,182 --> 00:25:58,725
扭屁股

494
00:25:58,725 --> 00:25:59,810
貝斯聲響起

495
00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:01,395
開始打鼓

496
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:03,188
- 妳知道吧?
- 家長氣炸

497
00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:05,315
小妞,我們還很會跳

498
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,859
- 妳知道吧?
- 妳真的不知道...

499
00:26:06,859 --> 00:26:08,861
妳真的不知道他們是誰嗎?

500
00:26:08,861 --> 00:26:10,112
我完全不知道

501
00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:11,905
好...

502
00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:14,992
我們得快點幫她惡補

503
00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:16,159
立刻去辦

504
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:18,453
(天文學家日誌)

505
00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:30,048
- 嘿
- 嘿,我不是故意要闖進你的空間

506
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:33,051
你有看到我的萊奇基小子紙箱嗎?

507
00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:36,388
有,我的確有看到

508
00:26:36,388 --> 00:26:37,931
在哪裡?對,在那裡

509
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,309
- 謝謝
- 小子們的東西

510
00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:42,477
對,謝謝

511
00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:45,189
- 你在找什麼?
- 沒什麼,我只是...

512
00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:48,567
我只是在找事情做
畢竟我被禁足在地下室

513
00:26:54,323 --> 00:26:56,825
真的很抱歉,我不是故意在大家面前兇你

514
00:26:56,825 --> 00:26:59,578
不,是我不好,我表現得超級怪

515
00:26:59,578 --> 00:27:00,954
對啊

516
00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:03,665
不過,嘿,既然我現在知道
那次擁抱沒什麼大不了

517
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,209
我就不提了

518
00:27:05,209 --> 00:27:09,505
並非沒什麼大不了

519
00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:10,756
其實我很訝異

520
00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:13,300
你那麼快就去跟人約會

521
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:15,219
我們才剛開始自我探尋沒多久

522
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:17,513
- 是啊
- 你花了十天

523
00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:20,015
你過了十天才願意嘗試摩爾弗機台

524
00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:22,017
你不是那種說做就做

525
00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:23,185
- 一頭熱的人
- 對,不是

526
00:27:23,185 --> 00:27:25,729
你穿同樣的格紋襯衫穿了20年

527
00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:27,064
我喜歡格紋襯衫

528
00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:28,774
很難不去想...

529
00:27:29,316 --> 00:27:31,026
“他是不是早就計畫好了?

530
00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,819
他是不是早就對這個人有意思?

531
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:35,656
- 他動了真感情嗎?”
- 卡珊,沒有

532
00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:38,075
我逼自己去跟別人約會

533
00:27:38,075 --> 00:27:39,743
只因為她是別人

534
00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:42,371
因為她以不同眼光看待我

535
00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:46,583
讓我能用不同眼光看待自己

536
00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:51,338
而這正是我們協議說要去做的事

537
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:54,842
那...

538
00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:00,931
我能問你一件事嗎?

539
00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:05,602
要怎麼抱一個人抱40秒?

540
00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:07,187
抱得超辛苦

541
00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:23,829
(魔術師)

542
00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:30,961
(你必須瞭解真正的自己)

543
00:28:54,151 --> 00:28:55,194
伊恩

544
00:28:57,070 --> 00:29:00,657
(哈囉,華特,看來你想問我一個問題)

545
00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:08,040
(你想知道我為何沒有赴約嗎?)

546
00:29:10,459 --> 00:29:13,045
(我接到另一個工作)

547
00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:16,673
(我的車爆胎了)

548
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,301
(我有老婆和小孩)

549
00:29:19,301 --> 00:29:20,886
(我生病了,來不及過去)

550
00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:22,471
(我沒有愛過你)

551
00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:23,680
(我太愛你了)

552
00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:27,601
我不懂,原因到底是什麼?

553
00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:32,689
(若我跟你說究竟怎麼了
情況會有不同嗎?)

554
00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:38,278
我只想知道你是否也喜歡我

555
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:45,536
我以為你喜歡,但是...

556
00:29:48,247 --> 00:29:49,289
我不知道

557
00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:54,837
當時你沒出現,我心想肯定是我搞錯了

558
00:29:57,714 --> 00:30:00,133
(你現在覺得呢?)

559
00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:18,819
強森先生,你正好趕上吃晚餐

560
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:22,406
我準備了硬漢火雞肉和巨大肉餅
你覺得怎麼樣?

561
00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:28,245
我覺得我一直怪罪自己,儘管錯不在我

562
00:30:29,872 --> 00:30:30,873
可是...

563
00:30:32,749 --> 00:30:37,754
我不想再怪罪自己了
我只是想跟你分享我的心情

564
00:30:39,298 --> 00:30:40,299
強森先生

565
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:45,220
你願意跟我說,我真的非常榮幸

566
00:30:48,223 --> 00:30:50,058
但你還是得跟我說你想吃什麼

567
00:30:52,603 --> 00:30:53,729
我選火雞

568
00:30:53,729 --> 00:30:54,813
好

569
00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:56,857
但他們的巨大肉餅一直是熱銷產品

570
00:30:56,857 --> 00:31:00,485
我的祕訣是邊吃肉邊配布朗尼

571
00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:04,364
鮑爾,我今晚會回家睡

572
00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:06,074
好啊,若你想這麼做的話

573
00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:07,159
但我一直在想

574
00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:10,996
或許我可以當你新的緊急聯絡人

575
00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:14,791
我確定警長職務加上這個
還是能忙得過來

576
00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:17,294
除非你一直心臟病發

577
00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:20,631
我覺得先發作這一次就好

578
00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:39,441
強森先生,你的藍色點點怎麼不見了?

579
00:31:54,122 --> 00:31:56,041
(改編自M.O.沃許小說)

580
00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:14,119
字幕翻譯:陳彥含