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Mr. Johnson. The machine's broken.
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I know, kids.
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That dang thing's
been nothing but trouble.
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I called a repair shop,
but I guess it's low priority for 'em.
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Sorry to keep you waiting.
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{\an8}I had to evict a family of mice
from a Street Fighter console,
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{\an8}and they did not go gently.
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That's okay. You're right on time.
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Here, girls. Have some Nerds.
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You'll be back to boxing in no time,
thanks to...
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Ian. And you must be...
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General Johnson. Johnson's General.
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I mean, this is Johnson's General.
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I'm Walter Johnson.
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Johnson's General was my father.
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Oh, man.
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Never seen one of these before.
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It's gotta be at least what, 40 years old?
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Yeah, it's great, isn't it?
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I think they gave a few of these out
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when they were promoting
the Burly Boy dinners.
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Which worked on me, I guess.
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I eat so much frozen food.
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They do the Strongman Stroganoff,
Mighty Meatloaf,
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Manly Mac and Cheese.
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The ultimate meal for the single man.
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Single man? I find that hard to believe.
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Look at that.
You can see why I couldn't fix this thing.
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Well, that's why I'm here, Walt.
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Could you hand me those bent nose pliers?
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This is a wrench.
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I'm so sorry
to make you come all the way back.
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It's these darn kids.
I don't know what they're doing.
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It's really no trouble at all.
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I was hoping you'd call.
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- Really?
- Well, yeah.
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- I almost called the store actually.
- What?
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Well, I wanted to tell you
that I tried the Strongman Stroganoff.
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Right, what did you think?
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Not great.
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The stroganoff can be tricky.
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They say to slice one hole
in the plastic. I slice two.
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And if you want to get fancy,
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alternate from high power
to medium power halfway through.
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Hey, can you pass me the--
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Mr. Johnson.
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Come on, partner. Let's get you inside.
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I have to admit,
it was a bit of a wake-up call.
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Not just having my heart stopped,
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but remembering I'd made Izzy
my emergency contact.
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I guess her being your emergency contact
was the real emergency.
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Yeah. It's very kind of you
to take me in, Beau,
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seeing as you don't know me very well.
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What are you talking about, Mr. J?
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I've been coming
into your store my whole life.
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I guess,
in spending all my time at the store,
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I haven't left much room for friends.
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Well, it is my pleasure to have you here.
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Plus,
I get to practice my face-making skills.
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Check it out.
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Wow, it's like looking in a mirror.
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- I used M&M's for your blue dots.
- I can see that.
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I can take 'em off your hands
if sweets aren't your game.
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No,
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I'm just a bit self-conscious.
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Nothing to be embarrassed about, Mr. J.
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My son, Kolton, had blue dots too.
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- So does Hana, Dusty, Cass.
- Really?
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Yeah, I don't think it's a big deal.
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I get an itchy rash on my head
when something's bothering me.
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Like the other day
when I couldn't find my Stetson.
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As soon as I found it,
the rash cleared up,
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which was ironic because I now had
the hat to cover the rash.
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Mr. Johnson, am I getting fired?
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I know the count may be off
on some of the chips and candy,
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but I promise I can make it right.
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No, Jacob, you did good.
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In fact,
I was thinking of closing the store
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for a few days until I'm back on my feet.
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You deserve some time off.
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Really?
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I mean, you never close the store.
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I'm starting to think that's part
of the problem.
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Hey, Jacob.
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I couldn't help but notice you brought
that thing home.
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Oh, yeah. It stopped working
after the MORPHO went to the next stage,
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but I decided to keep it safe
just in case.
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Hey, maybe I can take a look.
See if I can get it working again.
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Your old man loves a project.
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What do you say, Mr. J?
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I've got nothing but time.
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I can't believe you invited Hana.
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Why wouldn't I?
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Because she's so sketchy.
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She kept secrets about the machine,
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and she has all those, like,
weird little blue dots.
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As do I.
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Yeah, but yours are chic.
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You know that she slept with Giorgio?
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- Yes.
- And he
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obviously broke things off with her,
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but she didn't fight for him, Cass.
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Like, who, having experienced
even one erotic moment with Giorgio,
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would wanna go on living without him?
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And I know that you
and Giorgio almost kissed once.
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- And I didn't fight for him.
- But that was different.
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You were with Dusty.
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- Dusty. Hey, you.
- Hey.
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Uh-oh. What did I just walk into?
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You two were talking about me, aren't you?
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No.
We were talking about everyone we know.
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Okay. So clearly Giorgio told Nat
about my date with Alice.
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Wait. I'm sorry. What?
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So, yes, I went out on a date
with Trina's teacher.
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And yes, I did end the evening with a hug.
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And, yes, the hug was of normal length.
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That's an odd thing to clarify.
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That's the whole kit and caboodle.
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That's all she wrote, folks.
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- Just...
- So, can we just stop talking about it?
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Dusty, we're not talking about that.
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Yeah,
Giorgio didn't even mention it to me.
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We are both huge proponents
of the bro code.
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And, you and I, we had decided
to not share those kind of details. Okay?
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- Yeah. No, I remember that.
- We were talking about Hana.
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Oh, right.
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Is she coming to your book club?
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Dusty. Dusty.
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For the last time,
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it is not a book club.
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It is a storyteller's group,
inspired by New York City's The Moth.
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Okay? Everyone prepares a story
around a specific theme,
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and this week's theme is
"My greatest relationship".
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Yeah. Would you like to stick around
and talk about your new teacher friend?
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No, I wouldn't.
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I'll leave you to it.
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I just came up to get some fizzy water
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'cause I was a bit bored
of the tap water in the basement.
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But that's all right.
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I'll just shake it up.
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Enjoy your... reading.
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- Okay.
- I'm gonna--
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- Are you okay?
- Yes. Yes.
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- Okay.
- I said that we could see other people.
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Didn't know it would happen that fast,
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but, hey, I am meeting new people too,
just like Hana,
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which is exactly why I would appreciate it
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if you would please
just give her a chance.
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Of course.
But if she turns out to be a psycho...
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- Hey!
- What's up, girl? Yeah!
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- Brought Syrah.
- Come on in.
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If you don't like it, I won't be offended.
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I found a whole case
in the crawl space under the bar.
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A crawl space.
I'm so glad you could make it, Hana.
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- Yeah, sorry.
- Okay. So we're gonna come this way.
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Thank you for coming.
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Wow. Look at that serving technique.
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Is there a comment card?
'Cause I have a comment.
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My waitress is too good at her job.
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You know,
it's really cute that you decided
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to spend your day off slowly drinking
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the cheapest item on the menu
at my workplace,
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but you should go do something fun.
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I am doing something fun.
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I'm watching you work.
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That's what I always wanted to do
when we were dating but not dating.
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That's very sweet.
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But now that we are dating,
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we've been spending a lot of time together
at school,
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- and after school, and on the weekend.
- It's too much, right?
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I'm being, like, way too much.
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Maybe a little. Just being honest.
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What's up, LA Looks?
Are you distracting my staff?
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No. I was just-- LA Looks?
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I don't trust you.
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Trina, I don't trust him.
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This is the kid who led my Savannah on.
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- Your Savannah?
- That's right.
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Stepfather Giorgio doesn't eff around.
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And this eff boy
tried to out eff an eff boy.
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If you eff with the jefe,
you get eff the effed up.
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Wait, am I the eff boy in this situation
or you?
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Don't play coy.
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- I won't.
- All right?
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Sav and I tell each other everything.
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And sometimes she leaves her phone out
and her texts pop up,
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and I accidentally read them
before I realize what's happening.
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So, you saw my multiple apology texts?
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No.
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But Savannah did say that
they weren't even that heartfelt, bro.
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So, why don't you stop bothering
my girl here
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and go hang out with your boys?
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Jacob doesn't really have boys.
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- Hey, I have boys.
- A little advice, Tri.
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Work life and personal affairs
are like oil and vinegar.
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Sometimes they whisk together
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into a beautiful combination
like our signature dressing,
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Giorgio's Balsamico.
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TM, eff boy.
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But they're always distinct flavors.
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- Got it?
- Got it.
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Now, I need your help.
I'm hanging some beautiful artwork
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inspired by the love of my life.
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Wait, it's probably her right now.
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Nat, baby.
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What? No!
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What is she doing at Storytellers? No.
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Look, it's not that I don't want you here.
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- Nah, I get it.
- I just think it's good for us
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to do our own things sometimes.
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We don't want to end up like my parents.
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- All codependent and unfulfilled.
- Totally.
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Here. Go play in the arcade.
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If you win me the Koosh ball
that's been there since the '90s,
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I'll hook you up with curly fries
after I'm done.
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- Challenge accepted.
- Okay.
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And he got in his paddle boat,
and he paddled away.
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And that was my greatest relationship.
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Wow.
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Okay, so, that is the one to beat.
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That was so great, Ellen.
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And Hana, we usually clap or snap
when somebody finishes a story.
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But that's okay, you guys.
She didn't know.
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Who wants a Poddy in their body?
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Dusty, can we help you?
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Can I help you?
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I just decided to brew a small tray
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of PoddyBean's coffee pods
for my favorite gal pals.
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They're Saint Patrick's Day-themed.
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Which is just good fun, you know?
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So we've got "creamy and greeny".
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No, you're not-- Ellen doesn't--
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Will we go for "less bold"?
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That'll keep you awake
during all that reading.
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Oh, "holy roast".
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Hana, did you want some Poddy
in your body?
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No, thanks. I'm not really in the mood
for a holiday-themed coffee.
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Well, okay, well. I'll just--
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I'll just park these over here,
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and if you guys change your mind,
you can fight over them later.
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Not like in a catfight.
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Didn't mean it that way.
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Because it's not true, is it?
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When women get together,
they don't always fight.
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So let's end that gender stereotype today.
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Here, now, women can do anything.
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Always.
248
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,173
- You know what I think has happened here?
- Dusty.
249
00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:56,466
I think that Cass told you
about my date with Alice.
250
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,051
- Dusty.
- And so can I just say,
251
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:03,515
for the record, that this now-infamous hug
wasn't even that long.
252
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,267
Forty seconds, tops.
253
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:08,478
And when you're in it, it's not--
It doesn't feel like--
254
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,063
- Could I demonstrate with you--
- No.
255
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,024
No, not the time for that.
256
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:14,776
- Somebody else? Who wants a hug?
- No.
257
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:19,156
No. Well, for the sake of the experiment,
I shall hug myself.
258
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,742
- If someone has a timer.
- Okay, Dusty,
259
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:25,287
nobody cares about you or Alice,
or your weird hug.
260
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:29,082
And I can't believe I have to say this,
but can you just go to your room?
261
00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,003
Will do.
262
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,087
Thank you.
263
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,383
I'm sorry.
264
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:43,597
And if any of you hotties wanna go
Poddy in your coffee,
265
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,224
I'll be downstairs.
266
00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:47,935
That's not-- That's-- Fuck it.
267
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,440
It's Jacob versus machine.
This is it. It's all on the line.
268
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:58,320
And you know what? It's the national
basketball championship series.
269
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,615
I know literally nothing about basketball,
and this is the big final shot.
270
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:03,700
Holy shit! He scores.
271
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,285
What the fuck? Did anyone see that?
272
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,713
Hey, man.
273
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,383
- You reading Ulysses?
- Yep.
274
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,302
Any good?
275
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:26,098
Well, it's my seventh time reading it,
so yes.
276
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,101
It's a pretty crucial text,
even if it's a bit indulgent.
277
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,437
- Is that for college or--
- No, I dropped out of college.
278
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,147
The profs are all fucking morons
279
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,191
who give you an F
if you have an original idea.
280
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,151
Right. Yeah.
281
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:42,114
That sucks. I was hoping college
would maybe be better than high school.
282
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:44,908
It's a good thing you hate high school.
It means you have a brain.
283
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,828
You're Trevor, right?
284
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,663
- You worked at the rink with my dad?
- Correct.
285
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,833
Beau was a good employee until he wasn't.
286
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,127
I was sorry to hear about your brother.
287
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,296
Thanks.
288
00:13:57,296 --> 00:14:00,507
I don't have a brother,
but I know what it's like to grow up fast.
289
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,010
Probably why high school seems
so trivial to you.
290
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,469
You've actually experienced life.
291
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:15,397
Hey, so I actually have some time to kill
if you wanna, like, hang or whatever.
292
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,107
Hanging.
293
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,942
I love to hang.
294
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,571
I'm just messing with you, man.
295
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:23,947
I'm totally down.
296
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,032
Sick.
297
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:27,326
Yeah, I don't know why I said "hang".
298
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,661
I think it's hilarious when people say
that so...
299
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:37,711
So, have you always been
into Western paraphernalia?
300
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,255
Well, my dad was really the Western guy.
301
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,008
- You remember my dad, the fire chief?
- Of course.
302
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,468
He got me into it, I guess.
303
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,261
We didn't have too much else in common.
304
00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:51,725
Only time we ever talked about feelings
was when we were punching that bag.
305
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,770
You remember when you gave it to me,
Mr. J?
306
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:58,398
Because I was the only kid
to ever hit Burly Boy.
307
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,359
Yeah.
308
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,905
How the hell am I supposed
to fix this thing?
309
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,199
It doesn't even have all the parts.
310
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,747
Hey.
311
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,378
Wow, you have quite the collection here.
312
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,588
Yeah. I'm a bit of a hoarder.
313
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,466
Just kind of pick up random stuff
wherever I go,
314
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,511
but you never know what you might need
in the repair biz.
315
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:32,891
- What's this?
- Oh, yeah. Beats me.
316
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,184
Never could get it to work.
317
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,144
It's beautiful though.
318
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,355
The speaker looks like a butterfly.
319
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,315
I like butterflies.
320
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,152
Listen to me. I like butterflies.
321
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,072
I do though.
322
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:51,660
They only live for a few weeks,
but, boy, do they make the most of it.
323
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,788
It's yours if you want it.
324
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,456
That's very kind.
325
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,459
- What can I give you for it?
- Don't worry about it.
326
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,712
The truth is I've been feeling bad.
327
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,548
You know, for all the times
you've hired me to fix that old machine,
328
00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,133
you could have bought a new Burly Boy.
329
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,052
I wouldn't have to keep coming back
here all the time.
330
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:11,722
Not that I'm complaining.
331
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:18,395
Maybe you could swing by sometime
even if nothing's broken.
332
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,732
I make a mean Mighty Meatloaf.
333
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,068
That sounds nice.
334
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,614
Mr. Johnson.
335
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,699
I have a bit of a crisis.
336
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:56,285
I thought I had 40 gifts for Dusty,
but I'm one short,
337
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,620
and I could get him a can of tomato soup,
and he will love that.
338
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,498
But I was hoping for something
a little more special, you know? Like--
339
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,043
What is that thing?
340
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,504
That?
341
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,809
It's yours if you want it,
but it doesn't work.
342
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:26,899
Magic.
343
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,363
Sorry, Mr. J.
344
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,865
I think it's busted.
345
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,075
That's okay.
346
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,119
You did your best.
347
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:43,749
You know, it might not be working now,
but maybe it served its purpose.
348
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:46,335
It got the town to the next stage.
349
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,922
What is the next stage?
350
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:51,882
It was this vision of me in the jungle,
351
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,927
and at first, I thought
it represented sexual wilderness,
352
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:59,306
but then the animated me arrived
at this clearing in the jungle,
353
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:05,479
and there was another me
and I realized I was the me I was seeking.
354
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:10,984
The greatest relationship I could ever
have is the one that I have with myself.
355
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,363
So, I've only been having sex
with women who look like me,
356
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:16,281
and I masturbate six times a day.
357
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,827
Yay. Good, good.
358
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,287
- That's so fun.
- Yay.
359
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,206
- That's great.
- Healthy. Wow.
360
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,878
I was going to talk about Dusty,
361
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,172
but I don't even wanna think about him
right now.
362
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,341
- Yeah.
- So, what about Hana?
363
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,385
I mean, maybe she can give us a story
364
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:38,303
instead of sitting there quietly
judging us.
365
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,138
What? No, I'm not judging.
366
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,015
Hana, you know,
367
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:45,018
I think it would
put us all a little more at ease
368
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:48,730
if you would share a story
about a relationship that, I don't know,
369
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,899
you inexplicably let slip away
370
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,861
and how you could do that,
and why you regret it.
371
00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,824
I don't have a greatest relationship.
372
00:19:58,824 --> 00:20:00,367
I told you, Cass. I don't date.
373
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:04,121
I also don't have "friends".
374
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:05,330
What are "friends"?
375
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,165
You put friends in quotation marks.
376
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,375
No, I don't know why I did that.
377
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,127
I don't have friends.
378
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:15,048
My dad put me in a rich kid boarding
school when I was eight years old.
379
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,177
And I hated all the other rich kids,
380
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:21,138
and I hated my dad for dropping me there
381
00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:23,307
and throwing money at me
and abandoning me.
382
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:24,433
And everyone hated me.
383
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:27,311
The sulky loner with a back full
of weird fucking blue dots.
384
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,313
And I just never connected with anybody.
385
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:33,817
- How long have you had your blue dots?
- I don't know. Like, forever.
386
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,988
I didn't always have this many,
but, you know, not ideal for fitting in.
387
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,574
So I left as soon as I could,
and I never went back to school.
388
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:42,326
I took a job in a bar.
389
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:43,577
I like bars.
390
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:45,829
I like hearing other people's stories.
391
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,832
I like sex. Preferably with strangers.
392
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,167
I don't like relationships,
393
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,335
I don't think they're great,
394
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,754
but we all have our shit
that we're trying to change,
395
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:57,466
and I'd like to be a part of something.
396
00:20:57,466 --> 00:21:01,929
I'd like to try
to be a part of this weird little group.
397
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:10,103
- I am going to hug you.
- Me too.
398
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,813
- I'm coming in too.
- No, thanks.
399
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:14,399
- Yeah. You don't want it?
- Okay.
400
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,318
Okay. We were pushing it. Yeah.
401
00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:21,114
- Ultimately, our values are subject to--
- Hey.
402
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,033
You ready to go?
403
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:27,246
Well, actually, Trev and I
just ordered some mozzarella sticks.
404
00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:29,331
Feels like they're the most crucial thing
on the menu.
405
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,624
And since you're here,
406
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:33,418
can I also have whatever
corporate sugar water
407
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,753
this place serves?
408
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:38,048
I'm actually done with my shift,
but I would have said no anyway.
409
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,051
So, text me when you're done, I guess.
410
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,637
Well, after this, Trev and I
were gonna hang in the cemetery.
411
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:45,138
Clean some gravestones.
412
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:48,308
- You're going to clean gravestones?
- If we don't, who will?
413
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:51,395
The family of the person who died
or, like, the rain.
414
00:21:51,395 --> 00:21:53,313
Well, you said we should
do our own things, right?
415
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:55,524
I'll text you later?
416
00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:00,445
Sounds good. Have fun, you two.
417
00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:03,782
- Anyway, so...
- Yep.
418
00:22:05,826 --> 00:22:08,745
Yo. Talk to me, Tri.
419
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:12,499
Can't have my staff walking around
with hound dog looks on their faces.
420
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,502
Well, my shift's over
and I was going to meet up with Jacob,
421
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:19,214
but I think I kind of pushed him
into the arms of a pretentious douche.
422
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,466
He was just being a bit clingy.
423
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,802
He wanted to be all up in your grill, huh?
424
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:28,640
Well, now I'm struggling to hate that kid.
I don't know if you know this about me,
425
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:32,102
but I can come off a little strong
sometimes too.
426
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:36,023
Maybe Big Spender and I should hide
our feelings a little more, you know.
427
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:39,067
Put little dimmer switches on our hearts.
428
00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:44,573
No. New love is exciting and you should
express it however you want.
429
00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:49,703
You need help hanging that?
430
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:54,208
- I thought your shift was over.
- Not like I have anything better to do.
431
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:59,338
Trina Hubbard, this act of kindness
will not go unnoticed.
432
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:02,216
Consider the sign you smashed paid.
433
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:04,259
I'm hereby absolving you of your debt
434
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:09,056
and reinstating you as a salaried member
of the Giorgio's wait squad.
435
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:10,140
Yo.
436
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:13,602
With this extra long mozzarella stick,
437
00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:15,938
I now pronounce thee paid.
438
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:17,773
Okay.
439
00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:24,446
Thanks, Giorgio.
440
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,281
- Yeah.
- Do I get to keep my tips?
441
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,616
We will discuss.
442
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:30,661
But it's gonna be a no from me, dawg.
443
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,045
Hana,
444
00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:44,216
I just wanna say that I'm so sorry
for giving you the cold shoulder earlier.
445
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:48,136
I understand why you didn't fight
for Giorgio's love now.
446
00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:53,725
You're damaged from your youth,
and that's okay.
447
00:23:54,643 --> 00:23:55,727
Thanks.
448
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:59,857
Your story about the boarding school
was so beautiful.
449
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:04,903
And just so you know, my all-time favorite
movie musical is Annie, so...
450
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:07,489
That's a different thing, but thanks.
451
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:11,827
Hey, I'm sorry
if it felt like I was judging you guys.
452
00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:14,079
It's just sorta my go-to face.
453
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:19,293
If anything, I'm actually kinda jealous
of your friendship.
454
00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:22,588
You're jealous of us?
455
00:24:22,588 --> 00:24:25,549
- We have been friends for 30 years.
- Well...
456
00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:26,758
How did you guys meet?
457
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:29,261
Okay. She asked for it.
458
00:24:29,261 --> 00:24:30,929
Okay, so it was fifth grade.
459
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:32,514
I just moved to Deerfield.
460
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,474
I'm sitting all alone in social studies,
461
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,560
- and I see it.
- And she sees it.
462
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,147
A Latchkey Ladz bedazzled denim jacket
hanging on the chair right in front of me.
463
00:24:41,023 --> 00:24:42,399
Spoiler alert. It was my jacket.
464
00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,903
So I tap on the girl's back, and I say,
"Hey, I love Latchkey Ladz."
465
00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:48,572
- But guess what? It wasn't even Nat.
- It wasn't me.
466
00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:50,532
Jenny Benson had stolen my jacket
467
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,117
and not to speak ill of the dead,
468
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:54,703
but Jenny Benson was the fucking worst.
469
00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:57,998
She also stole my boyfriend, Darren R,
470
00:24:57,998 --> 00:25:00,709
and I wanted to die.
471
00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:06,006
But then Cass got my
Latchkey Ladz jacket back.
472
00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:10,177
And I knew then that we would always look
out for each other,
473
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:12,763
- and we always have.
- It's true.
474
00:25:14,139 --> 00:25:18,644
I guess you could say
Nat is my greatest relationship.
475
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,189
I'm sorry, but what is a Latchkey Lad?
476
00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:28,237
Only the greatest boy band
in the history of the Earth.
477
00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:30,072
- They're from England, Hana.
- Zed.
478
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:33,283
He was my favorite.
And that's favorite spelled with a "u".
479
00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:35,369
They have this song called
"Standing in the Queue",
480
00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:37,204
because in England it's not a line,
it's a queue.
481
00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:38,956
So they stand in the queue.
482
00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:41,458
- Let's do it. Let's do it.
- Ready? Yeah, yeah.
483
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:45,170
Okay. Going right into it.
484
00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:49,550
And back. And oh.
485
00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,634
Crowd goes wild.
486
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:55,347
Now you, we don't stand in the queue
487
00:25:57,182 --> 00:25:58,725
Pelvic thrusts.
488
00:25:58,725 --> 00:25:59,810
Bass kicks in.
489
00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:01,395
Drums pick up.
490
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:03,188
- You know it?
- Parents get mad.
491
00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:05,315
We still got it, girl.
492
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,859
- You know it, right?
- Girl, you don't--
493
00:26:06,859 --> 00:26:08,861
You really seriously don't know
who they are?
494
00:26:08,861 --> 00:26:10,112
I don't know things.
495
00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:11,905
Okay, okay.
496
00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:14,992
We have got to fix this immediately.
497
00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:16,159
Immediately.
498
00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:30,048
- Hey.
- Hey. I don't mean to invade your space.
499
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:33,051
Did you happen to see my
Latchkey Ladz box?
500
00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:36,388
Yes, actually, I did see it.
501
00:26:36,388 --> 00:26:37,931
Where? Yeah. Right there.
502
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,309
- Thanks.
- Ladz stuff.
503
00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:42,477
Yeah. Thanks.
504
00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:45,189
- What are you looking for?
- Nothing. I was just--
505
00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:48,567
I was just keeping myself occupied
while I'm grounded in the basement.
506
00:26:54,323 --> 00:26:56,825
I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to snap
at you in front of everyone.
507
00:26:56,825 --> 00:26:59,578
No, it was my fault.
I was being extremely weird.
508
00:26:59,578 --> 00:27:00,954
No kidding.
509
00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:03,665
But, hey,
now that I know the hug isn't a big deal,
510
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,209
I just won't mention it.
511
00:27:05,209 --> 00:27:09,505
It's not that it's not a big deal.
512
00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:10,756
I mean, I was surprised
513
00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:13,300
that you went on a date like
literal seconds
514
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:15,219
after we started our self-ploration.
515
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:17,513
- Yeah.
- It took you ten days.
516
00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:20,015
Ten days to even try the MORPHO machine.
517
00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:22,017
I mean, you're not really
a dive-into-the-lake
518
00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:23,185
- kinda guy.
- No, I'm not.
519
00:27:23,185 --> 00:27:25,729
I mean, you've been wearing
the same plaid shirt for 20 years.
520
00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:27,064
I love my plaids.
521
00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:28,774
So it's hard to not think like,
522
00:27:29,316 --> 00:27:31,026
"Is this something
that he's been planning?
523
00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,819
Is this the person he's had an eye on?
524
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:35,656
- Like, are there genuine feelings there?"
- Cass, no.
525
00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:38,075
I pushed myself to go on a date
with another person
526
00:27:38,075 --> 00:27:39,743
because she was another person.
527
00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:42,371
Because she looked at me differently,
528
00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:46,583
which made me look at myself differently.
529
00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:51,338
Which is exactly what we said
we were trying to do.
530
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:54,842
Well...
531
00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:00,931
Can I ask you something?
532
00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:05,602
How do you hug someone for 40 seconds?
533
00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:07,187
Uncomfortably.
534
00:28:54,151 --> 00:28:55,194
Ian.
535
00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:27,601
I don't understand. Which is it?
536
00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:38,278
I just wanna know if you liked me back.
537
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:45,536
I thought you did, but...
538
00:29:48,247 --> 00:29:49,289
I don't know.
539
00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:54,837
When you didn't show up,
I thought I must have been wrong.
540
00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:18,819
Mr. J, just in time for dinner.
541
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:22,406
I got Tough Guy Turkey
and Mighty Meatloaf. What do you think?
542
00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:28,245
I think I've been blaming myself
for something that wasn't my fault.
543
00:30:29,872 --> 00:30:30,873
But...
544
00:30:32,749 --> 00:30:37,754
I'm not gonna do that anymore,
and I just wanted to share that with you.
545
00:30:39,298 --> 00:30:40,299
Mr. J,
546
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:45,220
it is a real honor
that you chose to share that with me.
547
00:30:48,223 --> 00:30:50,058
I do need an answer on dinner though.
548
00:30:52,603 --> 00:30:53,729
I'll take the turkey.
549
00:30:53,729 --> 00:30:54,813
Okay.
550
00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:56,857
I will say, they've come a long way
with their meatloaf.
551
00:30:56,857 --> 00:31:00,485
My secret,
you eat the brownie between bites of meat.
552
00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:04,364
I'm gonna sleep at my own place tonight,
Beau.
553
00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:06,074
Sure, if that's what you want.
554
00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:07,159
I've been thinking though,
555
00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:10,996
maybe I could be
your new emergency contact.
556
00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:14,791
I'm pretty sure I can handle it
on top of my sheriff duties
557
00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:17,294
unless you keep having heart attacks.
558
00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:20,631
I think I'll stop at one for now.
559
00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:39,441
Mr. Johnson, what happened to your dots?