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- 嘿,你好嗎?
- 還不錯

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開了很久的車,但是,對...妳好嗎?

3
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我很好,你要喝什麼?

4
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好啊,我看看,有哪些桶裝酒?

5
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你有看到水龍頭貼了啤酒標誌吧?

6
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那些就是桶裝的...

7
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- 就是桶裝啤酒,好喔
- 對

8
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不如這樣

9
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妳跟我說妳最喜歡哪一款好了

10
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我選不出最喜歡的

11
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我從小就很喜歡這些啤酒

12
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不如來杯拉格啤酒?

13
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- 拉格啤酒很好,讚喔
- 好,馬上來

14
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但你要先出示身分證

15
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- 真讓人開心
- 對啊

16
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因為我覺得你有可能年紀太大,不宜喝酒

17
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沒事啦,聽別人這樣問挺開心的
讓我想起大學時光

18
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肯定的

19
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給妳看

20
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(駕照,鮑爾柯瓦克)

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大拇指可以移開嗎?

22
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你居然40歲了,哇

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以你的年紀來說,保養得真好
“鮑爾柯瓦克”,有什麼祕訣嗎?

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我有植髮,還打肉毒桿菌
加上一點冷凍療法

25
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你的真名是什麼?

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科頓柯瓦克,對,那個人是我爸

27
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科頓柯瓦克
你爸知道你偷拿他的身分證嗎?

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他根本不知道我開他的貨車

29
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偷車賊,好,讚喔

30
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- 我會把車開回去,應該吧
- 應該?

31
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不知道,我對我的家鄉好厭煩

32
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一堆無關緊要的人在做無關緊要的事

33
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是啊,每個地方都這樣

34
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但你這麼早就看透人生還真慘

35
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對吧?那妳至少可以給我喝杯啤酒吧

36
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好,這是麥芽酒

37
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- 乾杯
- 乾杯

38
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薑汁汽水

39
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- 薑汁汽水是最好喝的氣泡飲料
- 對,很好笑

40
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你知道我得沒收這張吧?

41
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- 我可以借用洗手間嗎?
- 去吧

42
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謝謝

43
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(摩爾弗,探索你的人生潛力)

44
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- 嘿,我該走了
- 對啊

45
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不然回家見老婆和小孩會太晚
可別讓夫人不高興

46
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很高興認識妳

47
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路上小心

48
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討厭,又多一個點點

49
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媽的

50
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(歡迎來到鹿原,市界)

51
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(科頓)

52
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嘿,鮑爾柯瓦克

53
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對,那是我爸的名字

54
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對,我知道,你植髮植得怎樣?

55
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抱歉,我得...確認一下東西

56
00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,537
- 妳是雅各的朋友嗎?
- 什麼?

57
00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:12,915
不,我...

58
00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,920
他有兄弟之類的嗎?

59
00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:23,509
他以前有,妳肯定剛來到鎮上

60
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對

61
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希望妳待久一點

62
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聽著,我得去一趟銀行

63
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(貝德佛酒吧)

64
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我需要一件夾克、一頂安全帽和一雙手套

65
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我想買無指手套,但其實都可以

66
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但到底要先買什麼?夾克還是哈雷?

67
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嘿,酒保,妳覺得呢?

68
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抱歉,妳說什麼?

69
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我在追尋我的潛力

70
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(重機騎士)

71
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妳怎麼有這個?

72
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妳在等什麼?玩玩看啊

73
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強森先生

74
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上面寫什麼?

75
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“你準備好進入下一階段了嗎?”

76
00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:49,386
之前沒發生過這種事

77
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什麼?

78
00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:09,406
《命運來敲門》

79
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什麼意思?“之前沒發生過這種事”?

80
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- 就是它的改變啊,你們做了什麼?
- 我們什麼也沒做

81
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機台發出一股藍光

82
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我們循光源來到這裡
現在它問我們是否準備好進入下一階段

83
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大夥們,上面寫著
“你準備好進入下一階段了嗎?”

84
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- 我才剛說耶
- 喬吉歐,你成功了

85
00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:27,174
我按了綠色按鈕,但什麼也沒發生

86
00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:30,010
你幹嘛按按鈕?我們應該要投票決定

87
00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,845
好,這件事不歸妳管

88
00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,932
妳之前還想讓全鎮居民反對這座機台

89
00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:37,476
我開啟了一場對話
然後重新引起大家的興趣

90
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摩爾弗機台怎麼了嗎?

91
00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,523
請各位止步

92
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抱歉,各位,我們只是在處理一個
再尋常不過的狀況

93
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- 天啊,哈娜,妳的背
- 那是什麼?

94
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好的

95
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這裡沒發生任何怪事或神祕事件

96
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所以,請大家都回家

97
00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:02,084
好,我剛才把所有按鈕按了一遍
什麼也沒發生

98
00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:04,670
我覺得應該要拔掉插頭,然後再插回去

99
00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:06,463
- 不,別拔插頭
- 試試看炸了它

100
00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,507
- 像敲番茄醬瓶那樣敲它
- 聽起來滿不錯的

101
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沒錯,嘿,摩爾弗
我們準備好進入下一階段了

102
00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:15,848
或是問問哈娜的看法

103
00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,229
我們要怎麼進入下一階段?

104
00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:28,068
我不知道,但我會把我知道的都告訴你們

105
00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:31,655
好

106
00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,993
我開始在那間店工作時
摩爾弗機台早就在那裡

107
00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,244
但沒有流行起來

108
00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,122
大家偶爾會去玩,抽出潛力後就不管了

109
00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:42,165
但我其實不知道那些人後來發生什麼事

110
00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:48,422
抱歉,哈娜,其實我不喝威士忌

111
00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,175
- 妳有口感偏乾的夏多內葡萄酒嗎?
- 我要喝馬丁尼加橄欖鹽水

112
00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:52,676
現在不是我的上班時間

113
00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,178
如果妳不想喝威士忌就給我喝

114
00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:56,221
- 不可以
- 好,等一下

115
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所以另一個城鎮的居民

116
00:09:57,806 --> 00:10:01,476
並沒有因為機台吐出的卡片
而把生活搞得天翻地覆?

117
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,854
我不知道他們怎麼做
而且那裡也不是一個城鎮

118
00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:05,981
那間酒吧開在一個超荒涼的地方

119
00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:10,319
悲慘人士會去那間悲慘酒吧取暖
魯班神父去過

120
00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:13,447
等等,你之前看過摩爾弗機台?

121
00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:18,452
沒有,我只去過那家酒吧一次
我根本沒看到那座機台

122
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:22,247
但是在這裡
你們開始和彼此分享抽到哪張卡片

123
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,625
並且支持彼此奇怪的小小期待和夢想

124
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,293
我沒看過別人這樣做

125
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,546
我也沒看過那座機台進入另一個階段

126
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,341
- 好,我有好多問題
- 我也是

127
00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:34,510
- 我想替《鹿原文摘》問幾個問題
- 這樣吧

128
00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:37,554
你們一人可以問一個問題
我現在只能做到這樣

129
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:38,555
好,喬吉歐

130
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,892
“超級巨星”是不是在摩爾弗機台
所能抽中的最棒潛力?

131
00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:43,143
不是

132
00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:47,481
好,嗨,哈娜

133
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,400
“超級巨星”是不是在摩爾弗機台
所能抽中的前三棒潛力?

134
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,987
我有一個問題,你們現在到底是怎樣?

135
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,448
- 什麼意思?
- 我要問大家一件事

136
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,993
你們都知道我救了伊琪一命嗎?

137
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,912
我們先討論原本的話題,好嗎?

138
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:05,415
我想知道哈娜究竟為何會來到這個小鎮

139
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,421
我只是在地圖上隨便選了個地方

140
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,966
但摩爾弗機台出現在這裡,感覺就像...

141
00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:15,259
一個預兆?

142
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,011
感覺一切都有關連

143
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:24,685
像連連看嗎?摩爾弗的點點

144
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:28,814
妳的背上有點點,我身上也有

145
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,607
這代表什麼意思?

146
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:33,986
你也有點點?藍色點點?

147
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,405
對,摩爾弗的藍色點點

148
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:39,950
只有哈娜和我的身上有點點

149
00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:42,286
所以我們肯定有什麼特別之處

150
00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:43,871
- 我有點點
- 什麼?

151
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,122
妳說什麼?

152
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:46,582
我的腳底有點點

153
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:50,252
我什麼都沒說是因為覺得很彆扭

154
00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:51,461
你們沒看過彼此裸體嗎?

155
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,423
我們常常看到彼此裸體的正面

156
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,591
真好

157
00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:58,051
我的胸口有大到不行的點點

158
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,137
那是痣啦

159
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:03,724
好吧,但還有誰胸口長痣?

160
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,851
- 那不一樣
- 好的,聽我說

161
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:07,186
我對點點一無所知

162
00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:09,938
我幾年前就開始長點點
但我不知道原因,而且...

163
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,482
- 要怎麼進入下一階段?
- 我不知道啦,我的意思是

164
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,651
待過一個有摩爾弗機台的地方

165
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,069
不表示我...

166
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,490
我還有很多不明白的事

167
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:24,828
- 燈又亮了
- 觀察力真好

168
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,872
好的,酒吧關門了

169
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:29,917
你們可以等明天再問我
其他我不知道答案的問題

170
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,752
現在,你們都請回吧

171
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,338
伊琪,我可以扶妳

172
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:36,632
我的膝蓋不痛了,不用你來扶

173
00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:38,884
我們的初次約會還真順利

174
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,762
- 我們以後還會再約會
- 妳長了幾個點點?

175
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:42,846
只有幾個

176
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,432
妳給我看,我就給妳看

177
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,102
真等不及摸摸看妳的腳

178
00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:55,275
我現在大概不是你最喜歡的人

179
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,443
這話怎麼說?

180
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:01,657
我沒有對你完全吐實

181
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:05,160
不...我剛才正覺得妳說得對

182
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,414
我們真的完全不瞭解彼此

183
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,046
你沒有問題要問嗎?

184
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,257
你不想問我問題嗎?

185
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:23,011
我覺得今晚就別再問了吧

186
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,191
媽的

187
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:41,738
今晚真開心

188
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,575
棒極了

189
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:51,874
我知道下了一場大雨,但是我喜歡下雨

190
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:58,881
我也喜歡雨停的時候

191
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:01,884
我也是

192
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,804
太好了

193
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:13,270
妳的車停在哪裡?

194
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:17,816
我沒開車,我只是跟著你走

195
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:22,571
不會吧,太搞笑了

196
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:25,699
- 我也是跟著妳走
- 天啊,真的假的?

197
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,284
對,我剛才...

198
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:30,037
難怪我們走這麼慢

199
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,246
我也沒開車

200
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:34,541
- 鹿慶典的車位真的超難找
- 超難找

201
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:39,796
- 鹿慶典超扯的
- 對啊

202
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你記得我們救了小鎮
接著你說你願意當喬吉歐繼父

203
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:45,886
照顧我女兒
然後我們接吻,大家開始歡呼嗎?

204
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,429
我記得

205
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:49,973
- 對
- 我的確記得

206
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,602
是啊,我很想邀妳來我家

207
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:56,104
但妳肯定得回家陪莎瓦娜

208
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,649
天啊,莎瓦娜

209
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,359
天啊,她八成在找我

210
00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:01,777
我應該打給她

211
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,364
但她可能睡了

212
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:08,784
要是吵醒她可就不好了,對吧?

213
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:12,287
喂,失職媽媽俱樂部的主席

214
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,915
對,我是新會員

215
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,174
我不曉得耶

216
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:29,721
我超餓的,很難思考
我今晚都還沒吃東西

217
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,850
我今晚也還沒吃

218
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,519
不然我們去吃點東西
然後妳再看看莎瓦娜是否平安?

219
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:38,564
好啊,這主意真聰明

220
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:43,110
對,天啊,但已經這麼晚了

221
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:47,739
你有空房間能借我睡一晚嗎?

222
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,868
若我累到沒辦法回家的話

223
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:56,498
妳說到重點了,我家有超多房間
我只是不想讓妳壓力太大

224
00:15:56,498 --> 00:16:00,878
喬吉歐,我不想結束這一晚

225
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:07,134
好,那就別讓這晚結束

226
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,184
- 妳會跟我們說吧?
- 會啦

227
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,311
我保證我完全沒有長點點

228
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,521
翠娜,不要逼我們做全身檢查喔

229
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:20,647
達斯帝,不行

230
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,941
我在說笑...我不會真的做全身檢查啦

231
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,026
我只是在強調

232
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:27,070
我會想知道哪位家人身上有點點

233
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,572
好,我沒有說謊

234
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:30,908
現在一切都攤在陽光下
這樣不是很好嗎?

235
00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:33,368
家裡再也沒有祕密

236
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:37,122
對,只有機台留下的費解謎題

237
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,916
而且那座機台

238
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:41,335
停止運作的時機非常不巧

239
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,086
肯定有人會想出答案吧?

240
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:47,883
那機台問我們說
“你準備好進入下一階段了嗎?”

241
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:50,219
或許那純粹只是個問題

242
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:52,221
或許那座機台已經達到目的了

243
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,973
在下一階段,大家必須運用自己學到的事

244
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:58,352
繼續生活,並且為人生負起責任

245
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,814
- 對,八成是這樣
- 真可愛,這想法很好

246
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,358
好吧,反正我要去睡覺了,但我愛你們

247
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,653
我很開心能和你們一起去鹿慶典

248
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,948
- 寶貝,我也愛妳
- 今晚真好玩

249
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:12,156
- 晚安
- 晚安

250
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,330
妳一點也不買單,對吧?

251
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,041
沒錯,我們必須進入下一階段

252
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,719
強森先生會很高興妳來探望他

253
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:36,807
我原本想早點來,但我今晚也差點沒命

254
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:38,725
天啊,真抱歉,發生什麼事?

255
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,019
- 她在乾草迷宮裡迷路
- 我被困在裡面

256
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,689
我困在一個黑暗的迷宮裡

257
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:47,442
而我救了她,雖然她不知道我是誰

258
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:50,487
我知道你是誰,我只是想不起名字

259
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,907
你來過我的辦公室很多次
求我讓你當警長

260
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,492
你怎麼救她的?

261
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,744
我起先想說

262
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:01,623
“天啊,或許我不必帶鏈鋸去鹿慶典”

263
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:04,001
但就剛好派上用場了

264
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:09,047
我超崇拜會用電動工具的人

265
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:13,886
我在醫學院看過很多拇指被切斷的案例

266
00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:19,349
這樣啊,我喜歡改造家具,所以...

267
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,517
好了

268
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,520
雖然我很想站在這裡看你們調情一整晚

269
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,982
但我還是得提醒你們,這裡有個人快死了

270
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,692
沒有,他只是在休息

271
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,196
但若妳能在這裡陪他到醒來,那就太好了

272
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:33,989
他一定會很感謝妳

273
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,116
跟妳說

274
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:39,036
我也很想,但我對任何人都沒好處

275
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:41,788
除非我能睡滿九個半小時

276
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:45,083
所以我覺得強森先生會希望

277
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,252
我先回家,明天早上再和他碰面

278
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:50,214
等他稍微恢復了再說

279
00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:53,884
我覺得他會希望妳留下來,反正不會太久

280
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:04,937
這個呢,鮑爾,雖然這樣很不得體

281
00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,689
居然在這種情況下談公事

282
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,152
其實我一直在考慮讓你當警長

283
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,989
的確需要有人多加守護這座城鎮

284
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,825
尤其是因為現在的情況很混亂

285
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,203
真的嗎?妳會答應我所有的條件嗎?

286
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:25,249
薪水、福利、徽章和完全管轄權?

287
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,251
我們可以明早再敲定細節

288
00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:31,672
但現在強森先生受到你的管轄

289
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:37,427
我要請你留下來保護他

290
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:46,520
伊琪,謝謝妳

291
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,899
我不會讓妳失望的

292
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:28,478
對啦,天啊,沒錯
我準備好進入該死的下一階段了

293
00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:31,523
對,我準備好了

294
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:44,828
有進展嗎?

295
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,916
有,我大約一小時前就解開了

296
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,626
現在我只是在亂玩而已

297
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:52,836
- 好喔,講話真酸
- 抱歉

298
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,379
這真的讓人超氣餒

299
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,173
若妳知道什麼作弊碼或...

300
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:58,800
我對這座機台所知的一切
都已經告訴你了,好嗎?

301
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,303
好...對,妳要不要...

302
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,138
- 我不哈草
- 好,讚喔...

303
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,435
你記得我們初次見面的時候嗎?

304
00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:11,396
- 不記得
- 我們當時就站在這裡

305
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:14,691
我說了幾句跟植髮有關的話

306
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:15,817
對耶

307
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,694
我好像依稀記得

308
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,738
妳那時候超怪的

309
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:21,698
我以為你是你兄弟

310
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:25,244
科頓去過我的酒吧,我之前的酒吧

311
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:29,122
他開你爸的貨車,想跟我買啤酒喝

312
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:32,042
我原本以為他是只是個尋常的小呆瓜

313
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:34,086
很親切,但就是平常的孩子

314
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,840
但後來他要離開的時候...

315
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:39,925
很高興認識妳

316
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:43,637
路上小心

317
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,066
我沒看過其他人身上有那種點點

318
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,734
我也說不出原因

319
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,862
但我覺得應該要跟著他走

320
00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:04,741
但我起先沒那麼做,等到我真的跟著他走

321
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,034
他已經不在了

322
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:09,663
科頓怎麼會有藍色點點?

323
00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:12,499
我不知道,那就是我後來跟著他

324
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,668
來到這裡的原因

325
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:17,504
然後這座機台跟著我來

326
00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:20,966
真希望我沒嗑藥,或是應該嗑得更嗨一點

327
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,844
等等,但妳怎麼沒跟我說?

328
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:25,262
- 說什麼?
- 說科頓...

329
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:28,098
去過我的酒吧,想跟我買酒喝
而且他身上有藍色點點?

330
00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,808
- 那樣會改變什麼嗎?
- 無所謂

331
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:31,810
我還是想知道

332
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:37,482
失去親人的時候...
總是會想知道更多他們的事

333
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,069
就算妳覺得不重要,還是應該要告訴我

334
00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:43,238
對不起

335
00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:48,327
我通常不喜歡和別人攪和在一起

336
00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:52,539
- 好...
- 但是我很抱歉

337
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,293
或許我能幫你搞定這個

338
00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:59,254
怎麼幫?妳一直說妳什麼都不知道

339
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,847
摩爾弗,去死吧你

340
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:25,155
- 踩著點點走路會痛嗎?
- 不會

341
00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:27,324
我連什麼時候長出來的都不知道

342
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:30,202
我會發現是因為把腳靠在水槽上刮毛

343
00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:31,453
然後才從鏡子看到的

344
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,997
對,我剪腳指甲的時候
也會把腳靠在水槽上

345
00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:36,583
你不該跟我說的

346
00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:44,842
你在摩天輪最頂端說

347
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:46,677
你覺得我們應該分開一陣子

348
00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:49,304
你那麼說是因為你覺得...

349
00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:52,307
我們會被閃電擊中,還是...

350
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:54,601
閃電的確讓我更快說出那番話

351
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,019
但不是的,我...

352
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:59,022
我真的覺得值得考慮

353
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:01,692
如果我那“老師、吹口哨高手”的潛力

354
00:24:01,692 --> 00:24:05,487
和我們前一次分開時
我在惠斯勒滑雪的事有關...

355
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:10,325
而且妳說“貴族”這個潛力讓妳覺得

356
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:12,452
自己想過更豐富的人生

357
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:15,414
或許我們需要獨處的時間

358
00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:19,835
或許吧,但不是就此分手

359
00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:22,588
- 而是一陣子
- 要怎麼做?

360
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:26,466
我們其中一人得搬出去嗎?

361
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:29,094
- 我覺得你不必搬出去
- 我是說我們其中一人

362
00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:32,181
我不曉得

363
00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:35,642
我不知道該怎麼跟翠娜說

364
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,187
我們會跟別人約會嗎?

365
00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:44,443
這個之後再討論

366
00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:45,861
好

367
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,906
- 今晚真是太刺激了
- 對啊

368
00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:52,576
電燈全都熄滅,我們還差點被燒死

369
00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:56,580
還發生了摩爾弗機台和哈娜的事情

370
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:59,458
而且妳的腳底長了點點,卻沒跟我說

371
00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:01,752
你也長了點點沒跟我說

372
00:25:01,752 --> 00:25:03,545
是啊,發生很多超扯的怪事

373
00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:08,759
我們快睡吧,明早起床再討論

374
00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,136
好主意

375
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:27,569
瞌睡蟲,你醒啦?

376
00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:35,827
- 我認識你嗎?
- 我是鮑爾,鮑爾柯瓦克

377
00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:38,622
強森先生,你在醫院

378
00:25:38,622 --> 00:25:40,874
你被摩爾弗機台電到

379
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:43,710
然後輕微心臟病發,但你現在沒事了

380
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:48,048
柯瓦克,對,我們是在店裡認識的

381
00:25:51,176 --> 00:25:53,929
你在說我兒子雅各吧?

382
00:25:53,929 --> 00:25:56,807
不是...

383
00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:01,019
你以前常和你爸一起來店裡

384
00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:03,397
玩大塊頭拳擊遊戲

385
00:26:04,022 --> 00:26:06,483
你小時候在植物園吐出來

386
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:07,776
沒錯

387
00:26:09,528 --> 00:26:13,365
你絕不敢相信我長大後成了警長

388
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,328
我知道你現在心臟不太好
無法承受重大消息

389
00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:22,124
但我第一個告訴你

390
00:26:24,543 --> 00:26:25,794
真的太棒了

391
00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:33,051
- 好,你說六週嗎?
- 沒錯,六週

392
00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:34,720
- 分開但不分手
- 好

393
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,305
我們還是會在一起

394
00:26:36,305 --> 00:26:39,057
但我們支持對方的獨處需求

395
00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:40,726
- 但還是在一起
- 對

396
00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:42,436
- 一點也沒錯
- 好

397
00:26:42,436 --> 00:26:44,938
但是六週結束後
無論發生什麼事,我們都要在一起

398
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:47,608
當然啊,只不過是六個禮拜

399
00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:49,276
我曾超過六週沒洗澡呢

400
00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:51,236
我不是要跟你媽一樣直接...

401
00:26:51,236 --> 00:26:53,113
跑去歐洲,不知何時才回來

402
00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:55,449
現在提起這個真不錯

403
00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:58,243
但不是的,我們六週後就會團聚

404
00:26:58,243 --> 00:27:00,662
和彼此分享對自己有何新的認識

405
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,873
而且,我們會...

406
00:27:02,873 --> 00:27:04,958
- 排時間表
- 我喜歡排時間表

407
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:08,754
好,我們會排電視和冰箱的時間表

408
00:27:08,754 --> 00:27:12,341
我們的女兒翠娜或許該先排進去

409
00:27:12,341 --> 00:27:14,760
嘿,也許我該買一台自己的冰箱

410
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,553
我可以在地下室放一台迷你小冰箱

411
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:18,680
你真的可以睡地下室,沒關係嗎?

412
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,015
我們討論過了,妳說得對

413
00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:21,808
去別的地方住還得花錢

414
00:27:22,518 --> 00:27:24,603
- 而你不介意住地下室
- 我愛地下室

415
00:27:24,603 --> 00:27:26,230
- 而且我愛妳
- 我愛你

416
00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:33,529
所以我們才會分開一段時間

417
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,700
那該死的機台直接跟我們說

418
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,285
該怎麼做不就好了嗎?

419
00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:42,621
說它是神奇機台,指示卻很含糊

420
00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:45,082
對啊,幹嘛不給點提示?

421
00:27:45,082 --> 00:27:46,583
不要在那邊...

422
00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:52,714
我唱得比較快,但你懂

423
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,925
卡珊,妳把摩爾弗機台學得超像

424
00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:56,760
我之前有稍微玩過特雷門琴

425
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,095
然後才送給你

426
00:27:58,095 --> 00:28:01,265
基本上跟摩爾弗機台的聲音差不多

427
00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:05,477
的確和特雷門琴很像

428
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:13,861
再高一點,好,下一個音低一點

429
00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:20,993
好...所以是...

430
00:28:27,791 --> 00:28:30,335
- 可惡
- 差點就成功了,妳行的

431
00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:33,755
等等,就是特雷門琴...

432
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,632
得把特雷門琴放進摩爾弗機台

433
00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:37,426
閉嘴,抱歉,赫伯老師

434
00:28:37,426 --> 00:28:39,553
我們在試個東西,所以請你閉嘴

435
00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:49,605
好耶,成功了

436
00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:51,899
我們成功了...

437
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,067
好...冷靜...

438
00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:56,195
真是太厲害了

439
00:28:56,195 --> 00:28:57,571
哇,好酷

440
00:28:57,571 --> 00:29:00,657
而我們原本要...因為我們想出相同的主意

441
00:29:00,657 --> 00:29:04,119
我的方法比較仔細,而你們的比較直接

442
00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:06,496
我的方法是真的把特雷門琴放進機台

443
00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:08,874
但是都和特雷門琴有關
所以這算集思廣益

444
00:29:08,874 --> 00:29:10,542
- 集思廣益
- 應該可以了

445
00:29:11,168 --> 00:29:12,794
上面出現一個新的開始畫面

446
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:14,838
- 誰有硬幣?
- 應該不需要

447
00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:16,965
上面寫著“插入卡片即可開始”

448
00:29:21,929 --> 00:29:22,971
不會吧

449
00:29:36,735 --> 00:29:38,779
{\an8}(摩爾弗,插入卡片即可開始)

450
00:29:41,031 --> 00:29:42,699
(老師、吹口哨高手)

451
00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:55,212
(改編自M.O.沃許小說)

452
00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:59,216
(謹此紀念理查J.安諾比爾)

453
00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:10,078
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