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{\an8}(鹿慶典150週年)

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(喬吉歐推出世上最大鍋的義大利麵)

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(歡迎蒞臨鹿慶典150週年)

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(摩爾弗)

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《命運來敲門》

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爸,這是像新的海鸚鵡嗎?
你要每年都送媽一隻這個嗎?

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你們知道他花多久才贏下這隻給我嗎?

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那個小孩說我架勢十足

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抱歉,什麼海鸚鵡?

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好的,在23年前一個十月的涼爽夜晚

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年輕的卡珊卓赫伯小姐第一次去約會

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對象名叫達斯塔約翰赫伯

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等等,你的全名是達斯塔赫伯?

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叫我赫伯老師就好

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達斯塔想玩射氣球遊戲

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因為他想贏下一隻海鸚鵡娃娃,為了...

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因為卡珊說它很可愛

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對,所以他挺身而出,不斷地射飛鏢

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卻連一顆氣球都沒射中

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那些遊戲都被動過手腳

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不過,我爸當晚回到攤位

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拿錢賄賂射氣球攤位的小孩

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買下攤位所有的海鸚鵡

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這樣他就能在我媽每年的生日都送她一隻

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他就是那麼確定他們會永遠在一起

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太甜蜜了吧
翠娜,但妳沒講到最精彩的部分

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我在那天晚上負責操作摩天輪

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妳爸給我20美元,要我讓他們停在頂端

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這樣他就能和妳媽多相處一下

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所以是在光天化日之下綁架她嗎?

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聽起來是這樣沒錯

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當時的人認為這樣很浪漫

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我完全忘記我是拿錢賄賂你

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是啊,看來我沒什麼存在感

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嘿,你們這兩個年輕人想玩鬥牛機嗎?

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現在沒什麼人排隊

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你想再玩一次嗎?

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不,兄弟,我是說
我可以再去玩一次,鬧大家一下

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為什麼這樣可以鬧大家一下?

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因為大家都覺得我現在超迷牛仔的東西

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我就如他們所願吧

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- 耍個白痴,對
- 嘿,柯瓦克先生,我跟你去

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- 好啊,夥伴
- 好耶

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- 走吧
- 我們走

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- 咿哈
- 我們去鬧鬧大家

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老友,玩得開心點

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我完全不記得那傢伙在高中做過什麼事

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除了有一次

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他在植物園吐出來

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我記憶中的情況很不一樣

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- 為何?不然妳以為他在哪裡吐?
- 不,是海鸚鵡的事

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我其實沒有說我覺得海鸚鵡很可愛

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卡珊,我記得妳有說

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不,是你說:“這些海鸚鵡很可愛吧?”
然後我說:“對啊”

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因為我希望你喜歡我

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其實妳沒必要那麼做
我打從一開始就喜歡妳

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對,老弟,繼續翻攪,我不想讓麵條結塊

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記住,是“我的家鄉”
不是“我的結塊麵條”

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- 喬吉歐,你好嗎?
- 嘿,小娜,妳好嗎?

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我好極了,謝謝,對,沒什麼啦

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我只是有點擔心風暴來襲

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我想替孩子們做一大鍋義大利麵

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義大利麵濕濕的時候就會變得非常重

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我不想把小孩壓死

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- 是啊
- 懂吧?妳們好嗎?

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我們好極了

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你記得我女兒莎瓦娜嗎?
我和我前夫麥克生的

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當然記得,莎瓦娜
其實我一直想找妳聊聊

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為何?

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因為我在晚宴時聽見妳說

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妳不想因為抽到“法國”,就跑去法國

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妳聽我說,好嗎?

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法國去吃屎吧,知道吧?

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抱歉我說粗話

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但我從小就承受龐大壓力

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要成為曲棍球超級明星

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我本人喬吉歐
想知道這位莎瓦娜想做些什麼

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其實我對西洋棋挺有興趣的

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西洋棋,好耶,我喜歡

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城堡與主教,跟隨妳的心

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莎瓦娜,那就是超級巨星的成功之道

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太棒了,超級巨星傳授知識
給另一位超級巨星

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喬吉歐

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我只想跟你說,我聽說卡珊拒絕你的追求

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不管怎麼說

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世界上或許只有她

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會拒絕你

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也許是人類有文明以來唯一一個

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如果你想回溯到那麼久以前的話

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- 媽,我要去別的地方了
- 好,記得打給我

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抱歉,我和帥哥調情的時候
莎瓦娜依然會很尷尬

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只要對方不是她爸都會這樣

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我想她可能不太想要有繼父

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妳和麥克究竟怎麼了?

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他就挺混帳的

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而且他的毛髮很濃密,我真的不喜歡

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我喜歡看到男人的皮膚

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連頭皮也喜歡

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我覺得光頭男很性感

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娜塔莉,妳的想法還真有趣

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我想妳在未來的某一天

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肯定會讓某個幸運的光頭男非常幸福

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- 再看看吧,再見
- 再見

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好,我先預告一下

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- 我對這個超拿手
- 好

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我常常在強森雜貨店用瓶子練習

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(套圈圈)

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- 帥,妳有看到嗎?看到了
- 真的套中了,對,有看到

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現在我覺得過意不去

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不,我們已經有太多
過意不去的感覺,然後...謝謝

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你看,現在有了這個
可不能覺得過意不去

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帥喔,這要怎麼進行?

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我等等回來買下30年份的玩偶嗎?

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是啊,你知道我喜歡怎樣的男生嗎?

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和我爸一模一樣的

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我以為妳喜歡跟我兄弟一樣的男生

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可惡,好
我們已經可以拿這個開玩笑了嗎?

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開玩笑葷素不忌

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好,但是說真的,我無意批評我爸媽

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但如果我和我高中時的男友

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交往到30年後

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我真的會跳崖自殺

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所以妳到時不會跟我在一起嗎?

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你說30年後嗎?

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我不曉得,你打算和我在一起30年嗎?

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畢竟這是我們第一次真正的約會,所以...

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我懂,在初次約會講這個,感覺太篤定了

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就像妳很確定妳不想跟我在一起

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沒有確定,沒什麼事情是確定的

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但沒錯,我挺肯定我在往後的人生

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- 不想只和一個人交往過
- 是啊,我完全懂

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我只是覺得很有趣,我們一起經歷這一切

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我卻立刻得知

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妳以後會跟我分手

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真是太棒了,超有意義的

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那...

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如果某件事會在某天結束
就毫無意義嗎?

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(貝德佛酒吧)

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- 怎麼了?
- 抱歉

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你介意我們慢慢來嗎?

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哈娜,這是我這幾年內最激烈的舉動

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- 妳想多慢都行
- 好,太好了

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也許下次約在我家?

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好的,先生,你可是不請自來地
跑到我房間耶

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我不知道這是妳的房間

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好嗎?

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我只想找到搶走妳行李的傢伙

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好,這些東西對我來說已經很多了

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- 真的嗎?妳不想要有更多東西?
- 對,我討厭物品

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這是我念寄宿學校時養成的習慣

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學校不讓我們有很多私人物品,所以...

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我不知道妳以前念寄宿學校

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真的嗎?我通常一開口就跟別人講這件事

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因為我超喜歡大家用你現在這個眼神看我

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什麼?我用什麼眼神看妳?

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彷彿覺得我是享有特權的
有錢小賤貨之類的

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我沒覺得妳有特權

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好,我不只提到特權

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也許妳去念寄宿學校
只是妳人生的箭頭而已

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什麼“箭頭”?

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妳必須知道這件事,才能去追求其他事物

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達斯帝赫伯認為這是摩爾弗機台的意義

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你現在居然會聽達斯帝赫伯的話了?

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我是說,妳看看我

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即便我得到的“神職人員”卡片
不是我的天職,那依然救了我一命

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讓我擁有人生目標

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我因此不再自憐自艾,而且能夠往前進

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這是其他潛力幫不上的忙

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我當時很孤單,我無親無故
那張卡片帶我來到這裡

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那帶領我...

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找到妳

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對

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怎麼了?

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沒事

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- 我不曉得,只是...
- 我說錯了什麼嗎?

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我不太喜歡你好像在改編自己的生命經歷

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什麼意思?

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你硬是把我加進你的悲傷故事中

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- 想要我憐憫你
- 沒有

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而且你說話的對象是真的無親無故

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一直以來都是這樣

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而你說你無親無故,那根本不是事實

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你有朋友,你有家人

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就連你找到卡片那一晚

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你的岳父也在那裡支持你

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所以請你不要...

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- 我沒跟妳說過這個
- 什麼?

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我沒跟妳說過我當時跟我岳父在一起

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有,你有說,不然我怎麼會知道?

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好,這真的太白痴了

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我們幹嘛為了這個吵架?

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我要去拿水桶了,因為我...

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我覺得大力膠帶根本撐不住

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然後我們倆要喝得醉醺醺

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繼續親熱,彷彿我們還在念中學,好嗎?

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00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,549
好

197
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,227
好,我們要買一捲50張的票還是...

198
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,312
好像太多了

199
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:11,607
嗨,搭一次摩天輪要多少錢?

200
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,317
- 多少錢?
- 買50張的就是了

201
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,943
以免我想再綁架妳一次

202
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,905
有何不可?反正妳付得起

203
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:22,826
不好意思,妳說什麼?我付得起?

204
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,746
跟妳說,我原本不打算說什麼

205
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,875
但我有去妳的晚宴
對多數人來說,100美元是很大一筆錢

206
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,752
可能對“貴族”來說是小錢吧

207
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,171
但我現在時薪才8美元

208
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,840
如果妳媽說的是真的,妳真的在搞詐騙...

209
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,509
好,給我等一下

210
00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:40,177
- 不,這樣很好
- 什麼?

211
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:43,055
我其實很高興妳表達不悅

212
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:45,599
好,妳的潛力是“偵探”嗎?

213
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,101
不,是“刺青師”,我幫達斯帝刺青

214
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,728
莉姿,妳刺得很好

215
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:53,649
好,因為感覺妳已經整個想通了

216
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:57,819
對,因為我的大計畫
就是詐騙鎮上的所有人

217
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,655
用幾千美元去達成這件事

218
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,490
欺騙大家,讓他們覺得我很特別

219
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:05,369
方法是打造一座機台說我是貴族

220
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:08,247
這個潛力既讓人摸不著頭腦

221
00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:10,791
- 達斯帝,你是怎麼說的?
- 而且還很不切實際

222
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:11,959
對,而且還很不切實際

223
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:15,420
然後我讓大家都相信這件事的方法

224
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,340
就是善用我的電腦工程技能

225
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:22,886
以某種方式變造那座機台
讓它給妳一張獨一無二的卡片

226
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:26,348
說妳是個“刺青師”

227
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:31,353
而且我猜這個潛力
是妳這輩子從未跟別人提過的夢想?

228
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:32,980
對

229
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,065
卡珊,我們要不要買好門票就走了?

230
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:40,279
好,大家看我這邊,我就是那個邪惡天才

231
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:46,577
我得知鎮上所有人不為人知的期望與夢想

232
00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:48,078
然後利用這一點騙你們

233
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,538
這是為什麼呢?

234
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,624
是為了賺一筆微不足道的錢

235
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:55,836
還有賣我那該死的運動衫
當然是這樣啊,廢話

236
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,087
快向我行禮

237
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:59,923
- 卡珊
- 因為我是你們的女王,對,我是...

238
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,341
- 幹嘛啦?
- 請別在這裡惹事

239
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,552
- 不能在鹿慶典
- 好,對

240
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:06,930
因為我們或許不想讓別人看到
我即將對妳做的事

241
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,641
全都不許看,借過,讓路給王室成員

242
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,976
親愛的,祝好運

243
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:14,396
我就去玩一下鬥牛機吧

244
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,732
(鹿慶典乾草迷宮,你找得到路嗎?)

245
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:21,028
卡珊,有話快說

246
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:25,699
快跟我說我有多糟糕,以及我有多虧欠妳

247
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,535
像過去那樣把自己當成受害者

248
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:34,750
這是怎樣?

249
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:38,128
- 這是擁抱,這叫做擁抱
- 我不需要擁抱

250
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:42,257
我知道,妳不需要擁抱,妳不需要我

251
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,759
卡珊,別這麼小題大作

252
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,469
我沒有小題大作

253
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:49,848
我只是讓妳知道,妳傷害過我太多次

254
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:54,019
拜託,我們都說了難聽的話
母女就是會這樣

255
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:58,065
妳很清楚我說的每一句話都是為了保護妳

256
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:01,652
妳可以放開我了

257
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,408
卡珊

258
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,038
好啦

259
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:55,372
妳當時在那裡

260
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,376
我在排水溝找到我的卡片時,妳當時在場

261
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,546
我在這裡遇見妳時,妳為何什麼也沒說?

262
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:05,424
我起先不記得你

263
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,303
我哪記得我趕出酒吧的每個醉鬼?

264
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,097
而且你的領子不一樣

265
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,562
妳是當時那個酒保

266
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,564
你是當時那個混帳

267
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:24,902
喝得醉醺醺,只要別人看你
你就要跟人家打架

268
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,446
所以我趕你出去

269
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,825
然後你岳父過來跟我道歉

270
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:36,205
他說你只是經過鎮上,不會再回來

271
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:41,418
還說你才剛撒完你老婆的骨灰
所以不像平常的你

272
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:42,794
他的女兒

273
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,256
- 什麼?
- 她也是他的女兒

274
00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:47,758
對,所以說

275
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:51,053
我覺得我不該提起那件事,懂吧?

276
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,515
跟你說:“嘿,世界真小
你人生最低潮那一天,我也在場”

277
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:57,267
- 但妳當時在那裡工作
- 所以呢?

278
00:16:57,267 --> 00:17:00,312
我只是經過,但妳在那裡工作

279
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:04,107
這表示妳當時所在的小鎮有摩爾弗機台

280
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,484
而妳從未提起

281
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,238
所以妳才說:“我不需要那東西”

282
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:12,156
或是“過幾個月就沒人聊這個了”

283
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,660
好吧,你也沒跟別人說你卡片的事

284
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:15,993
你沒有透露

285
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,663
我自有理由

286
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:19,289
是啊,我也自有理由

287
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,919
就是...我是一個人,好嗎?

288
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:29,341
就好像你想相信這張卡帶領你找到我

289
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,844
而你根本不瞭解我,老兄

290
00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:34,179
哈娜,我覺得這裡沒有一個人瞭解妳

291
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:45,023
聽著,我沒有你要找的答案

292
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,236
你得停止尋找跡象

293
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,042
(鬍子女士)

294
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:07,004
- 好耶,中了
- 夠了

295
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:09,882
- 不,妳個子太小了
- 我才沒有...隨便啦

296
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,134
- 妳要嗎?
- 要

297
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,139
- 嘿
- 嘿

298
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:21,101
裡面發生了什麼事?妳殺了妳媽嗎?

299
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,270
我車上好像有鏟子

300
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:25,856
我只是抱她一下而已

301
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,902
哇,太猛了

302
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:37,701
- 妳真的想搭摩天輪嗎?
- 想,對,我們去搭吧

303
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:41,205
妳不必因為我想去就答應喔

304
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:45,083
天氣很冷,可能會下雨
我們的屁股可能會濕掉

305
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,169
不曉得耶,我覺得我們會沒事的

306
00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:00,974
嘿,到底要怎麼出去?我一直回到原地

307
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,226
這不就是重點嗎?

308
00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:06,563
真沒用,沒用的世代

309
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,569
- 喂
- 請問是伊莎貝方丹嗎?

310
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,863
我是方丹鎮長,請問哪裡找?

311
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,324
我是伍茲醫生,妳現在不方便講電話嗎?

312
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,451
我不知該怎麼回答這個問題

313
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:20,577
妳有事嗎?

314
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,621
我和強森先生...華特強森在一起

315
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:24,373
他的心臟出了問題

316
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,417
什麼心臟出了問題?什麼意思?

317
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,586
他心臟病發

318
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:33,090
他沒事吧?

319
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:36,510
現在沒事,他有點迷糊
但我幾分鐘前跟他說過話

320
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,388
妳為何跟我說這件事?

321
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:42,516
妳只是打給鎮上的每一個人
向大家報告這件事嗎?

322
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:43,809
不,我很抱歉

323
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,978
剛才不太容易和他溝通清楚

324
00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:47,563
但我以為妳是他的妻子

325
00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:51,358
妳以為我是他的妻子?
親愛的,我是同性戀

326
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,193
妳怎麼會這樣想?

327
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,196
因為他把妳列為緊急聯絡人

328
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,782
所以我才有妳的電話號碼

329
00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:02,369
他沒有別的親人嗎?

330
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,454
大概沒有吧

331
00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,012
妳還在聽嗎?

332
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:27,561
我可以跟他說話嗎?

333
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,771
他正在休息

334
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:35,736
他在哪裡?哪個...他在哪...他在醫院嗎?

335
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,572
對,但他剛被收治,所以...

336
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:39,907
跟他說我馬上過去

337
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:41,992
好

338
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,431
可惡

339
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,944
我的媽呀,天啊

340
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:30,958
(乾洗)

341
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:36,338
媽的,小子,是怎樣?

342
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:39,550
達斯帝,這是你安排的嗎?

343
00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:42,678
是我讓鎮上大停電

344
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:46,181
好讓我和我老婆
在摩天輪頂端獨處幾分鐘嗎?

345
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,308
不,但是真希望我有想到這招

346
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:51,854
好,那我們在上面沒事吧?

347
00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:53,856
對...沒事...

348
00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:57,901
我們只是坐在一個金屬籃中
被吊在半空中而已

349
00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:01,488
而且有可能會遇上閃電風暴

350
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:02,573
- 有人嗎?
- 親愛的

351
00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:07,119
- 好
- 那麼做不理想,是吧?好

352
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,538
- 達斯帝,小心點
- 我沒事,嘿,有人...

353
00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:12,082
有人能移動這東西嗎?
有手動操縱桿之類的嗎?

354
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,417
{\an8}(請勿搖晃座椅)

355
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:14,626
{\an8}嘿,達斯帝

356
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,211
嘿,你好

357
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,214
- 他是誰?
- 不重要

358
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,924
只是一個朋友

359
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:24,178
停電了嗎?我們在做愛耶

360
00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:26,013
在移動的摩天輪上嗎?

361
00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,639
真是夠了,夏威夷

362
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,142
有沒有人能幫幫我們?

363
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:32,102
達斯帝,是你嗎?

364
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:33,353
喬吉歐

365
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:37,316
- 小達,我爬上去
- 喬吉歐,不行,太危險了

366
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,151
小達,我現在就去救你

367
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:41,653
我只是得找個高高的東西

368
00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:44,615
- 你可以用我的鏟斗車
- 好,先生,謝謝你

369
00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:47,117
但我不覺得鏟斗的車子會有用

370
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:48,952
不,我在電力公司工作

371
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:51,830
而我的車子有一個斗,就是吊車

372
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:53,582
像櫻桃採收機

373
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:56,126
兄弟,你是說你有一輛櫻桃採收機嗎?

374
00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:57,878
- 我都說那是櫻桃採收機
- 櫻桃採收機

375
00:22:57,878 --> 00:22:59,713
拿去,這是我的鑰匙

376
00:23:02,174 --> 00:23:05,886
好,兄弟,你丟得很爛...而且現在很暗

377
00:23:05,886 --> 00:23:08,180
- 否則我絕對接得到
- 喬吉歐,你可以趕快去嗎?

378
00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:09,848
- 好
- 謝謝

379
00:23:16,522 --> 00:23:19,858
- 妳沒事吧?
- 沒事,我只希望翠娜平安

380
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,861
會的...我稍早看到她和雅各在一起

381
00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:26,281
天啊,她看起來好開心,兩個人都是
而且他們真的好年輕

382
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,741
- 天啊
- 他們是小朋友

383
00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:30,661
有著可愛娃娃臉的小朋友

384
00:23:31,662 --> 00:23:33,664
我不記得曾感覺自己那麼年輕

385
00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:36,708
即便是我們那麼年輕的時候

386
00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:40,087
做出會影響我們往後餘生的選擇

387
00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:42,798
是啊,的確是這樣

388
00:23:48,554 --> 00:23:50,597
卡珊,我不曉得...

389
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:54,810
我們的箭頭指向不同方向代表什麼意思

390
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:55,894
我不知道

391
00:23:55,894 --> 00:24:00,148
如果我的潛力與我們前一次分隔兩地有關

392
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:01,233
或許...

393
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:08,907
或許我們該體會分開一陣子的感覺

394
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:14,830
也許妳的潛力會完全不切實際

395
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,164
是因為跟我在一起

396
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:21,336
但我們是不是該去探索看看?

397
00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:33,348
你知道海鸚鵡是一夫一妻制嗎?

398
00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:36,852
妳原本就知道海鸚鵡是一夫一妻制嗎?

399
00:24:37,728 --> 00:24:39,563
你送我的某一本書寫的

400
00:24:39,563 --> 00:24:41,398
放在聖誕襪裡面的小書

401
00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:44,318
書上寫說公海鸚鵡與母海鸚鵡

402
00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:47,821
一年中約有八個月會各自生活

403
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:49,364
就分開生活

404
00:24:50,324 --> 00:24:54,286
但不知怎麼地,他們總會找到彼此

405
00:24:58,999 --> 00:25:00,459
但我們不是海鸚鵡

406
00:25:10,511 --> 00:25:12,679
- 我不怕
- 是嗎?

407
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:14,264
一點也不怕,對

408
00:25:15,057 --> 00:25:19,728
因為這是木頭,而閃電討厭木頭,所以...

409
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:21,855
而且既然現在停電

410
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:24,900
我們就能大方地公開親熱
沒人會用異樣眼光看我們

411
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,363
我也能利用這個機會偷偷逃離你

412
00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:31,031
反正我們會分手

413
00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:33,992
哇,所以現在可以拿這個開玩笑了嗎?

414
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:35,911
開玩笑葷素不忌

415
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:41,250
是啊,我沒想到能與妳相處這麼久

416
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:45,838
所以我覺得我賺到了

417
00:25:45,838 --> 00:25:47,172
整體來說啦

418
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:50,467
那我們何時要親熱?

419
00:25:51,802 --> 00:25:53,053
現在

420
00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:03,313
雅各

421
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:07,025
翠娜

422
00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:09,069
雅各

423
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:11,738
有人嗎?救救我

424
00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:15,868
- 是誰?有人在裡面嗎?
- 我是方丹鎮長

425
00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:17,244
方丹鎮長,妳沒事吧?

426
00:26:17,244 --> 00:26:20,080
很有事,我幾乎伸手不見五指

427
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,208
而且我那可惡的膝蓋又在痛了

428
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,877
好,別慌

429
00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:26,587
- 你是誰?
- 我是鮑爾

430
00:26:27,296 --> 00:26:28,422
鮑爾是誰?

431
00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:33,510
就是要救妳出來的人

432
00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:40,851
{\an8}(鹿原電力)

433
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:46,940
- 嘿
- 嘿

434
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:50,652
好,我先帶小達下去
因為他看起來比較害怕

435
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,905
我沒有比較害怕

436
00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:55,616
帶卡珊下去就是了,帶卡珊下去

437
00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:58,577
- 好,小珊,我扶著妳...卡珊
- 好

438
00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,454
- 我扶著妳
- 穩住

439
00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:03,373
- 我們都扶著妳,就是這樣
- 這樣很好,小珊,很好

440
00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:07,628
- 達斯帝,你扶著我嗎?
- 我扶著妳

441
00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:09,213
- 對,好,親愛的
- 好

442
00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:10,464
我要讓你們下來了

443
00:27:50,879 --> 00:27:55,175
天啊,喬吉歐
好棒喔,我們救了這座小鎮

444
00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:58,971
嘿,小娜,妳之前說
莎瓦娜不想要有繼父,對吧?

445
00:27:58,971 --> 00:27:59,930
對

446
00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,561
那如果是喬吉歐繼父呢?

447
00:28:16,405 --> 00:28:18,156
- 伊琪,妳還在裡面嗎?
- 怎樣?

448
00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:20,033
對,你怎麼去這麼久?

449
00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:22,536
抱歉,他們叫我把這東西擱在寄放處

450
00:28:22,536 --> 00:28:24,454
- 什麼東西?
- 這東西

451
00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:40,762
天啊

452
00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:44,224
謝謝你

453
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,651
伊琪,妳安全了

454
00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:03,076
你在幹嘛?我可以自己走

455
00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:05,162
女士,我覺得用抱的比較好

456
00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:07,664
那就抱吧

457
00:29:13,045 --> 00:29:14,546
開始下雨了

458
00:29:26,183 --> 00:29:27,684
(科頓)

459
00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:48,455
(歡迎來到鹿原,邊界)

460
00:30:00,050 --> 00:30:04,555
嘿,你們在哪?我們剛經過親愛伊琪

461
00:30:05,722 --> 00:30:06,849
等等,我看到你們了

462
00:30:06,849 --> 00:30:09,726
- 什麼?我沒看到你們
- 媽媽、爸爸

463
00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:11,478
她在這裡...嘿

464
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:12,896
- 妳沒事吧?
- 沒事

465
00:30:12,896 --> 00:30:13,981
真的嗎?

466
00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:15,357
鮑爾怎麼樣了?

467
00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:18,735
我不知道,我們分開了,你們沒事吧?

468
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,947
- 對...我們沒事
- 對

469
00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:23,282
我們差點觸電而死

470
00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:24,950
- 但我們沒事
- 對

471
00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:26,034
那是怎樣?

472
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,814
上面寫什麼?

473
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:44,029
“你準備好進入下一階段了嗎?”

474
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,466
之前沒發生過這種事

475
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,023
(改編自M.O.沃許小說)

476
00:33:34,473 --> 00:33:36,475
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