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有人嗎?

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有人在店裡嗎?

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我手上有球棒,還有電擊槍

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而且我會以色列防身術,所以...

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(摩爾弗,探索你的人生潛力)

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什麼鬼?

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(歡迎啟動摩爾弗,準備開始了嗎?)

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好吧

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(摩爾弗機台校正中...)

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(測試)

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(摩爾弗藍蝶象徵了改變)

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(在破繭而...)

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(摩爾弗不擔保任何風險)

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(因個人追求...)

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(不該將此內容當...)

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(準備好探索你的人生潛力了嗎?)

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好了啦,天啊

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(摩爾弗,投入硬幣即可開始)

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(即將揭曉你的人生潛力)

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{\an8}(你的人生潛力:英雄)

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是喔,好吧

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雅各,這是什麼鬼東西?

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我不知道,好像是電玩還什麼的

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是從哪裡來的?

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我不知道,你不知道嗎?

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什麼叫你不知道?你不是在店裡補貨嗎?

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對,沒錯,只是我剛才戴著耳機,但...

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你一直都在店裡嗎?

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對

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所以這東西就憑空出現了?

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對

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“探索你的人生潛力”

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你覺得大家真的會玩這個嗎?

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會啊

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《命運來敲門》

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對,聽說小佩校長在那裡躺了一個小時

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對,要是雅各沒發現,她可能會死在那裡

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唷,大英雄來啦,我要掛了

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-嘿
-好,好了啦

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你不是要上班嗎?

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不知道耶,辭職的人該去上班嗎?

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-什麼?
-沒錯,兒子,你激勵了我

43
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你四處拯救他人的性命

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而我卻開著洗冰車繞圈,薪水少得可憐

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我沒有救別人的命,我只是打給911而已

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最多只能誇我會打電話

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嘿,小各,你看這個

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我替你擺了一張臉

49
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像你媽以前做的那樣

50
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但我們沒有洋蔥,所以我只好用芹菜

51
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雞蛋已經過期了,但聞起來沒臭

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-你不用吃沒關係
-好

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好,爸,到底怎麼了?

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你為何在做早餐,還跟我聊天?

55
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-你為何叫我“小各”?
-雅各,因為...

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聽著,我知道...

57
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我們倆感情不怎麼好

58
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我知道你老是在替我收拾爛攤子

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長久以來都是這樣,但我現在要振作起來

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我覺得我不需要這樣

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我要去上學了

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-好,但是,乖兒子...
-別這樣

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關於小佩校長的事

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我只想說...

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你很棒

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好啦

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好耶

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老哥,你這死宅男怎麼救了校長?

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開玩笑的...我超崇拜你的

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好了,大家...

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別打擾雅各了

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我想大家現在都知道
雅各抽到的卡片上寫了什麼

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我也知道有很多人非常興奮

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因為他似乎達成了他的“潛力”

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但現在要上歷史課了

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我認為我們剛好可以從歷史學到一點教訓

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我們來聊聊會發生什麼事

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如果摩爾弗機台存在於
某些歷史的關鍵時刻

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好,瑞塔,妳是亞伯拉罕林肯

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妳即將在伊利諾州的春田市
開一家律師事務所

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-好
-是這樣嗎?

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因為我是摩爾弗機台

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我給妳一張卡,跟妳說妳的潛力其實是...

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-“糖果製造商”
-現在問題來了,林肯先生

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妳要去做酸味軟糖和棒棒糖

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還是要繼續開這家律師事務所

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並成為美國史上最具影響力的總統?

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我想我會當律師吧?

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當然了

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不過他就會活著

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-什麼?
-林肯

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如果他去做糖果,就沒人會暗殺他

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美國會因此失去一位非常優秀的總統
你不覺得嗎?

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林肯不是在皮奧里亞演說中表明

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奴隸獲得解放之後,必須離開美國嗎?

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對啊

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瑞塔,嚴格來說,這堂是歐洲歷史課

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所以我們還是別岔題比較好

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莎瓦娜,亨利一世會簽署
《奧爾頓條約》嗎?

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如果摩爾弗機台跟他說,他應該去當...

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我不曉得,清潔工?

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我們還沒上到《奧爾頓條約》
你一直在討論摩爾弗機台

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我會提起這個是因為看到很多人

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一頭栽進那座機台要他們做的事情中

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而非真正思考後果

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你不是抽到“老師”嗎?

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你現在不就在教書嗎?

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對啊

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我在努力

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好吧

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我們來...我為大家準備了一個驚喜

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要看另一部電影嗎?

113
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不,不是要看另一部電影

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我要打電話給一個你們認識的人

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這個人對摩爾弗機台有些有趣的想法

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我早該想到的

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好,我應該要在宣布之前
就先打過去才對,不過...

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不,等等,嘿

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哈囉,小佩校長,妳感覺如何?

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比我看上去還好

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我知道沒什麼說服力

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妳看起來滿好的

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聽著,我很遺憾妳出了意外

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會這樣是因為
妳不顧後果地追求自己的潛力

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妳想跟我們說發生什麼事嗎?

126
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達斯帝,大家都知道發生什麼事

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雅各柯瓦克救了我的小命

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對,好,但在那之前,妳出了什麼事?

129
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我在追尋我的潛力

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享受我的人生

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我等不及再跨上我的重機

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不過,現在呢

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馬里克先生在這裡陪我

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-同學們好
-你好

135
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我唯一覺得痛苦的就是

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錯過今晚的第一場返校籃球賽

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醫生說我現在不適合跳上蹦床灌籃

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不,真是太可惜了

139
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我一直覺得那是賽前狂歡的亮點

140
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現在大家都會錯過這場好戲
只因為妳去追尋妳的...

141
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等一下,我有個主意

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若我的英雄雅各替我灌籃呢?

143
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帥啦,我的好雅各
剛好能向他的兄弟致敬

144
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只不過他真的會灌籃,但你得用蹦床輔助

145
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你要我在全校面前出糗嗎?

146
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科頓也會希望你這麼做

147
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(想挑戰一下嗎?西洋棋社)

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嘿,雅各

149
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我只是想跟你說
你救了小佩校長,真的很了不起

150
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-真的就像命中注定之類的
-並不是

151
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你下一堂課在哪裡上?我陪你走過去

152
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還是你沒要去上課?

153
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我其實不...

154
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我不去

155
00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,504
對,我...

156
00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,632
我要去西洋棋社練習

157
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-你是西洋棋社的嗎?
-還不是

158
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所以我才得練習

159
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,183
他真的超帥的吧?

160
00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:23,105
妳在問我死去男友的
同卵雙胞胎兄弟是不是超帥嗎?

161
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抱歉

162
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是我太沒神經了

163
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妳今晚會去看球賽嗎?

164
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當然會

165
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我是樂儀隊成員,我們要向科頓致敬

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對不起

167
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我好像一直跟妳說錯話

168
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不,我才抱歉

169
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今天真的感覺很怪

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妳想說什麼都沒關係

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好

172
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我應該會試試下西洋棋

173
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:06,440
好的

174
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,361
雅各,需要幫什麼忙嗎?

175
00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:16,533
我有時候會覺得喘不過氣

176
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這樣啊

177
00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:20,412
你目前生活中有面臨龐大壓力嗎?

178
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應該有吧

179
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不如你跟我說出了什麼事
我們一起想想辦法?

180
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-好
-好

181
00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:35,677
我媽幾年前過世了

182
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,971
但是我一直難以消化情緒

183
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因為我得維繫家人間的關係
因為我爸超沮喪

184
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雖然他從未承認過
因為他拒絕接受事實,但...

185
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我基本上得為我和我的雙胞胎兄弟
扛起家長責任

186
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然後他在幾個月前出車禍過世

187
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我也無法跟我爸聊這件事

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因為他沒辦法談任何嚴肅的事

189
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所以我覺得在家裡好像快窒息了

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這就是我抽一堆大麻的主因

191
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,455
然後我抽到一張摩爾弗卡牌,說我是英雄

192
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但我完全不覺得我是英雄

193
00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,209
因為我根本沒為小佩校長做什麼事

194
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,002
我也不可能像我兄弟一樣是個英雄

195
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,964
所以我覺得我完全是個冒牌貨

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妳懂嗎?

197
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哇

198
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:24,142
我和你完全有同感

199
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什麼?

200
00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:30,148
我剛念完醫學院
現在來負責醫務室的工作

201
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,859
我根本還沒準備好

202
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,945
我有冒牌貨症候群,和你剛才說的一樣

203
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,448
我剛才不只說了那句話

204
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但我敢說妳對妳的工作很在行

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我之前也這麼想,但我抽到這個

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(禮儀師)

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00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,341
是啊,這不太理想,但...

208
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,051
我快嚇死了

209
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,762
只要病患進來,我的腦筋就一片空白

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所有的醫學知識都飛到九霄雲外

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我看到不明白的症狀時
我就說:“這沒什麼”

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真是太糟糕了

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那我恐慌症發作該怎麼辦?

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我說過了,我的腦筋真的一片空白

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但如果你想到任何方法,請你告訴我

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好嗎?

217
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好

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對...

219
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妳得設法走出來,得替妳找個新男友

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再來...對,接得好

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-嘿
-小各,雅各,看看誰來了

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對,我來看看你爸好不好

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00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,645
因為今晚的球賽要向科頓致敬

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很貼心吧?

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00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,190
我跟她說只要她想來,隨時都歡迎

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00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:56,652
然後她跟我說你今晚要灌籃

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不會吧?

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我的英雄兒子要灌籃?

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對,我超興奮

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現在是什麼情況?

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自從我辭職後...我辭職了

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我覺得該來做點事

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看看我找到這些好東西

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你看這個

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00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,463
是啊,我開始發現你失業帶來的好處了

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聽著,我找到一堆科頓的舊物

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科頓的球衣

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你想穿著去灌籃嗎?就當作向科頓致敬

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我覺得這不是好主意

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00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,518
我根本不想去灌籃,爸

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00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,770
你會表現很好,對不對?

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來,我可以教你

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00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,154
我沒有蹦床,但我可以替你做個斜坡

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00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,740
我去砍些柴

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不知道這能不能安慰你
但我想大家都沒期待

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00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,039
你能把球投進

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00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,542
小佩校長從沒失手過

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好吧

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我一直在看她灌籃的影片,那真的...

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好

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00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,803
她起先慢慢來,但...

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-哇,她真的跳很高
-高到不行

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00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,771
你不會真的穿那件球衣上場吧?

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00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,609
這個嘛...

255
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:22,821
剛才是科頓過世後
我第一次聽我爸叫他的名字,所以...

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00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,449
我現在不想掃他的興

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是啊

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00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,704
幸好他沒叫我穿科頓的下半身護具

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00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,624
對,打籃球其實不用穿護具,不過...

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00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,542
好吧,沒想到妳這麼專業

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00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,668
也許該由妳上場

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00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,087
穿科頓的護具嗎?我很榮幸喔

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00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:50,349
(貝德佛酒吧)

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00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:53,060
好,這是妳點的黑皮諾

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好

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-神父點了薑汁汽水
-謝謝

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-對
-等等,哈娜,等一下...

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哈娜是新來的,她不太清楚狀況

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不,我覺得我很清楚

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你們要喝醉酒之後
再去看小孩的籃球比賽

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對

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00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:09,034
其實我今晚要以校友身分觀賽

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00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:12,538
我以前打過一陣子籃球
還練過曲棍球和田徑

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00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:13,455
我也在隊上

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00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,332
卡珊也在,總是替我加油

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00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,918
我當時是啦啦隊員,我替每個人加油

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00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,837
我只幫傑森羅德里茲加油

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(說書人)

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記得嗎?他在骨盆丘上刺了老鷹刺青

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00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,843
-天啊
-他的骨盆丘?

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00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:27,594
我承認我喜歡有刺青的男人

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00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,139
妳喜歡有刺青的男人?

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00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,518
好,小珊,我記下來了
嘿,妳記得高年級的時候...

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00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,727
魯班神父,你當時不在

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00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:39,189
我要告訴你,有個真實傳說是這樣的

286
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,400
我本人在半場投進壓哨球

287
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:42,901
對,空心球喔

288
00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:46,029
聽起來是件值得記了幾十年的事

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00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,365
-那場比賽不是輸了嗎?
-對,輸超多分

290
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:51,702
對,達斯帝在板凳區把分數看得一清二楚

291
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-我那時滿有空的
-達哥,但沒人記得分數

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00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,164
他們只記得我和我投進的那一球

293
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,835
總之,我的豐功偉業說完了

294
00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,378
我想猜大家抽到什麼摩爾弗卡

295
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,172
不要吧,我們不想

296
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:05,841
-好,我先收杯子
-你的一定是“派對破壞者”

297
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,093
兄弟,說真的,讓我猜一下,你的是...

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00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,680
你的潛力是“男人”或“普通男人”

299
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,307
我抽到“老師、吹口哨高手”

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00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,350
沒錯,而且我覺得

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00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,603
他是鎮上最優秀的老師和吹口哨高手

302
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,813
真無聊,好,小娜,換妳

303
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,398
絕對是“說書人”

304
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:22,900
誰跟你說的?

305
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,612
魯班神父一定是“神職人員”

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00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,615
其實我沒玩過那座機台,我也沒打算玩

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00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:30,949
這挺聰明的

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00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:34,119
因為你若沒抽到“神職人員”
大家就不信你了

309
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,496
因為那座機台顯然什麼都知道

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00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,333
神父,你肯定會抽到“神職人員”

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把那2美元省下來做別的事吧

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00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,503
好,換卡珊

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00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,547
卡珊...小珊,卡珊,我的卡珊

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00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,467
好,我冒出的第一個想法是
“模特兒”或“電影明星”

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00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:51,512
也有可能是“女神”
但我覺得可能要更明確一些

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00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:54,014
你能不能趕快猜完,讓我們去球賽?

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00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,807
等一下,我要花點時間猜猜看

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00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,893
鎮上最聰明又最美的女性抽到什麼

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00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,938
但我想不出來,“完美”是種潛力嗎?

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00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:02,564
不是,但我直接公布答案吧

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00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,317
因為我抽到“貴族”

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00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,403
老姊,當然了,我覺得超符合的

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00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,988
我也想要一件那種衣服

324
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:13,157
-我可以替你做一件,那是我印的
-對,但我的要印“超級巨星”

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00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:16,244
若妳仔細想想,那和“貴族”超搭的

326
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,829
不過我覺得很疑惑

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00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,333
“老師”和“貴族”在一起哪裡搭啊?

328
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,960
是“老師,斜槓,吹口哨高手”

329
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,587
這兩個很搭是因為我們彼此很相配

330
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:29,550
-所以我們在一起23年了
- 23...對

331
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:32,511
而且那些卡片並非所有的答案,好嗎?

332
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:36,807
因為“老師、吹口哨高手”
不見得就是達斯帝所有的潛力或未來展望

333
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,101
-知道吧
-是嗎?

334
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,894
達哥,那你就去做別的事啊

335
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,105
-可以來份雞翅嗎?
-好

336
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,357
對,雞翅,好主意

337
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:54,825
鹿蹄球迷們,晚安
或者我應該說“鹿蹄粉,歡迎你們”

338
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:01,874
好,歡迎各位回到另一個精彩的賽季

339
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,960
我很榮幸宣布,今晚的球賽

340
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:09,214
是要向科頓柯瓦克致敬

341
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,384
科頓不僅是籃球隊的隊長

342
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,095
也帶領了我們的心

343
00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:18,098
他跟天使一樣善良

344
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:22,728
所以今晚鹿原高中的樂儀隊

345
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:27,608
要演奏夏奇與雷文合作的《天使》

346
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:28,775
討厭

347
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,680
好,該走了,誰要把辣雞翅吃完?

348
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,098
給我吃

349
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,934
不,小珊,別吃太多,是辣雞翅

350
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,020
-所以呢?
-妳何時喜歡吃辣雞翅了?

351
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,522
一直都喜歡

352
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:09,024
什麼?我們每次都點蜂蜜大蒜口味

353
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,400
因為你喜歡蜂蜜大蒜口味

354
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,779
不,我不是故意要害你們吵架
拜託別吵架

355
00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:17,074
聽著,我一直都喜歡吃辣,只是你真的...

356
00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:19,952
那次我們不小心點了中辣莎莎醬
你的反應真的很大

357
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:23,789
-因為我的舌頭真的快燒起來了
-所以我們每次都點蜂蜜大蒜口味

358
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,457
你們會錯過開球的

359
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,501
我來結帳,你們該出發了

360
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:28,919
神父,你不來看嗎?

361
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:30,629
我不是什麼運動迷,所以...

362
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,047
-謝謝
-上帝保佑你

363
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,715
神父,這間酒吧由你獨享了

364
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,843
可能連整座小鎮都由你獨享

365
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,095
神父,你可別搗亂喔

366
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,722
走吧,鹿蹄粉們,看球賽囉,寶貝

367
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,100
贏球吧,鹿蹄隊,加油...

368
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,228
-鹿蹄隊,加油...
-哇

369
00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:48,438
-謝謝
-我想你需要來一杯

370
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,399
跟喬吉歐混五分鐘,任誰都需要來一杯

371
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:53,360
其實我挺喜歡他的,他腳踏實地又謙虛

372
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,112
而且講話的音量超適中

373
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,197
他激勵了我

374
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,490
超棒的一個人

375
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:08,542
嘿

376
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,669
你和你爸練得怎麼樣?

377
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,049
成果好像爛到他決定不來了

378
00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:18,760
我們原本約在這裡見,但是...

379
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,305
真討厭

380
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,473
希望這麼說會讓你好過一點

381
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,018
我想我爸媽錯過了我的蘇沙號大表演

382
00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:28,270
對了,妳吹得很好

383
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:33,233
那把巨大的蘇沙號絕對是我最喜歡的部分

384
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:34,860
謝謝

385
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:38,155
我不是說這把蘇沙號很大

386
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:42,784
懂了,是盛大表演的意思
這是普通大小的蘇沙號

387
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,121
伊果森教練原本要我們演奏《不是我》

388
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:48,290
然後我成功說服他改成《天使》

389
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,042
這依然完全不合理

390
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,127
畢竟這首歌是在講一個
不贊同一夫一妻制的人

391
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:56,423
這也不能怪伊果森教練
科頓是夏奇的大粉絲

392
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,176
對,他超迷夏奇

393
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:02,971
妳不是該起身演奏了嗎?

394
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,640
你知道這東西有多重嗎?

395
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,351
我覺得沒人會注意到,也不會在乎

396
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:14,691
翠娜會超生氣,你有看到她嗎?有嗎?

397
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,860
她為何會生氣?她討厭我們來看她演奏

398
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,112
你跟我說球賽8點開始

399
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:22,032
是啊,妳也跟我說
妳喜歡蜂蜜蒜味雞翅,所以...

400
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:23,784
天啊,達斯帝

401
00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:25,953
我喜歡別種口味的雞翅
有什麼大不了的?

402
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,746
若妳在交往期間有跟我說過

403
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,248
那就沒什麼大不了的

404
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:31,500
我一直以為妳是我的蜂蜜蒜味女孩

405
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,628
但並不是,妳喜歡吃辣
還喜歡有刺青的男人

406
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,255
接下來還有什麼驚喜?

407
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:37,756
妳也喜歡吸冰毒嗎?

408
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,008
不,你找到我的冰毒嗎?

409
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:42,928
好了啦,慢吞吞的,球賽快開始了

410
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,721
別擋路,尊重一下球員

411
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:47,224
快點,校友們,快過來

412
00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:51,687
卡珊,希望大家沒注意到
我們穿著時髦的運動衫

413
00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:53,605
希望大家有看到

414
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,400
好,若我知道,我就會點辣雞翅

415
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,609
或至少一半一半

416
00:21:57,609 --> 00:22:00,487
就是...若妳不跟我說的話,我怎麼知道

417
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,572
妳想要別的東西?

418
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:03,448
我現在就說了啊

419
00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:06,201
而且這是好事,對嗎?

420
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:08,745
我們依然能讓彼此驚喜

421
00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:13,417
上啊,鹿蹄隊

422
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:17,004
-加油,鹿蹄隊
-上啊,鹿蹄隊,得分吧,鹿蹄隊

423
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:19,298
(強森雜貨店,食品雜貨、咖啡、五金)

424
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,456
應該是好的卡吧?

425
00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:57,920
不會吧?

426
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:01,924
就說了這機台真的很準

427
00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:03,467
我去拿相機

428
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:20,776
現在,由於小佩校長今晚無法來到現場

429
00:23:21,944 --> 00:23:27,574
開場灌籃儀式
要交由鹿原高中的英雄來進行

430
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:33,163
也就是科頓柯瓦克摯愛的兄弟
雅各柯瓦克

431
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:40,170
-好耶,上啊,雅各
-加油,雅各

432
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:44,508
來吧,上場,雅各

433
00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:50,931
他們要叫雅各灌籃?

434
00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:52,933
怎麼可能?

435
00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:54,768
這原本就是為了做公益

436
00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:58,188
小佩校長說她沒投進
就捐一千美元給學校圖書館

437
00:23:58,188 --> 00:23:59,857
而她每次都投進

438
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:01,984
所以我們的圖書館才那麼爛

439
00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:04,486
天啊,可憐的孩子,他現在肯定嚇壞了

440
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:07,030
-我們得讓他知道我們愛他
-對

441
00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:10,617
-卡珊,妳在幹嘛?
-好耶,小珊

442
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,286
妳做的每件事都好棒

443
00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:15,247
嗨,不好意思,嘿,教練

444
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:19,668
嘿...鹿原鎮民們

445
00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:24,965
好的,各位,讓他知道我們愛他
也支持他,好嗎?

446
00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:26,508
好的,開始...

447
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:30,137
-柯瓦克...
-柯瓦克...

448
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:33,807
-柯瓦克...
-柯瓦克

449
00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:34,850
柯瓦克

450
00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:12,137
加油,雅各

451
00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:14,932
要開始了

452
00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:17,392
你要我在你從蹦床跳上去時丟球給你嗎?

453
00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:18,977
我希望別搞得那麼麻煩

454
00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:21,188
好,但你聽我說

455
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,191
大家會覺得你做不到

456
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:27,110
-我知道我做不到
-你可以的

457
00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:29,488
好

458
00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:33,450
你行的

459
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,955
妳是怎麼了?

460
00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:41,208
我不知道,我只是做自己

461
00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:44,878
雅各,加油

462
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,638
你可以的

463
00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:15,993
不

464
00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:26,628
-糟糕
-他在動...

465
00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:31,925
我們剛為圖書館籌到一千美元,所以...嘿

466
00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:35,179
買書...

467
00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:39,600
-買書...
-買書...

468
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,852
-買書
-不,沒人喜歡書

469
00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:44,521
-好
-柯瓦克

470
00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:47,107
-柯瓦克...
-柯瓦克...

471
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:51,486
-柯瓦克...
-柯瓦克...

472
00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:27,189
我們不是說好別在學校親嗎?

473
00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:28,857
我知道

474
00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:34,321
但是在你展現超精彩的美技之後

475
00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:36,782
我怎麼忍得住?

476
00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:38,867
超精彩

477
00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:27,624
(父)

478
00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:47,019
(改編自M.O.沃許小說)

479
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:02,469
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