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[lighter flicks]
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[sniffs]
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[bells jingle]
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Hello?
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Is someone in here?
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I-I have bat... and a Taser,
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and-and I know Krav Maga, so...
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[sighs]
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[exhaling sharply]
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What the hell?
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{\an8}[crunching loudly]
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Okay.
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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Yes. Jesus.
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[sighs]
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[whooshes]
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[scoffs, chuckles]
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Yeah, okay.
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[bells jingle]
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Jacob, what the hell is this?
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I don't know.
It's like a video game or something.
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Where did it come from?
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I-I don't know. You don't know?
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What do you mean you don't know?
Weren't you here, stocking shelves?
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Yeah, definitely.
I just had my headphones on, but--
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You were here the whole time?
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Yeah.
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So, it just appeared like magic?
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Yeah.
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"Discover your life potential."
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You think people might actually
use this thing?
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[scoffs]
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Yeah.
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[Beau] Yeah, apparently,
Principal Pat had been there for an hour.
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Yeah. She could've died
if Jacob hadn't found her.
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Hey-oh, the hero's here! I gotta go.
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- Hey. [grunts, chuckles]
- Okay. All right.
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Shouldn't you be at work?
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I don't know. Should people
who quit their jobs be at work?
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- What?
- Yeah, man. You inspired me.
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You're running around
saving people's lives,
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and here I am, driving a Zamboni
in circles for a shit wage.
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I'm not saving people's lives.
I dialed 911.
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At most, I should be praised
for knowing how to use a phone.
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Hey, Jake, check it out.
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I made you... [chuckles] ...a face.
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[inhales sharply]
Just like your mom used to.
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Except we didn't have onions,
so I used celery.
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And the eggs are past the sell-by date,
but they smell fine.
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- You don't have to eat 'em--
- Okay.
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- [grunts, inhales sharply]
- [exhales sharply]
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All right, what's going on, Dad?
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Why are you making breakfast
and conversation with me?
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- Why are you calling me "Jake"?
- Because, Jacob.
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Look, I know... [inhales sharply]
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...that you and I aren't...
[sighs] ...super tight.
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And I know that you've had to pick up
a lot of slack around here
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for a long time,
but I'm gonna step up my game now.
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Uh, I-I don't really think I need that.
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- [inhales sharply]
- I should get to school.
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- Cool. But hey, Sport--
- No.
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With this whole Principal Pat thing,
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I just wanted to say...
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awesome.
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All right.
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[students chattering]
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- [applause]
- [student] Yeah!
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[cheering]
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Dude, why'd you save the principal?
Fricking nerd!
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I'm just kidding, man. I'm just kidding.
I fricking adore you.
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[Dusty] All right, everybody just--
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Let's give Jacob a chance to settle in.
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I'm sure that we all know by now
what was written on Jacob's card.
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And I know that a lot of you
are very excited,
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because it seems like
he's fulfilled his "potential."
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[chuckles]
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But this is a history class.
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I happen to think that we can learn
things from history. [grunts]
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Let's talk about what would happen
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if the MORPHO machine existed
at some key historical moments.
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Okay, Rita. You are Abraham Lincoln,
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and you're about to start your
law practice in Springfield, Illinois.
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- Okay.
- [Dusty] Or are you?
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Because I am the MORPHO machine,
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and I have given you a card that tells you
your potential is actually to be...
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-"Candy maker."
- So now the question is, Mr. Lincoln,
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do you pursue a career
making sour worms and lollipops,
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or do you continue your trajectory
of setting up a law practice
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and becoming the most influential
president in American history?
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I guess I become a lawyer?
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Of course you do.
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He'd still be alive though.
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- What?
- Lincoln.
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No one would've assassinated him
for being a candy maker.
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America would've missed out on
a pretty great president, don't you think?
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Isn't it true that in his Peoria speech,
it was Lincoln's position
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to force slaves to leave America
if and when they were freed?
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[student 1] Uh-huh.
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You know, strictly speaking,
this is a European history class, Rita,
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so let's just try
and stay on that lesson plan.
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Um, Savannah. Would Henry I
have signed the Treaty of Alton
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if the MORPHO machine had told him
that he was supposed to be a--
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I don't know, a janitor?
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We never got to the Treaty of Alton.
You keep doing lectures about the MORPHO.
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I bring it up
because I see a lot of people
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diving into whatever
a machine tells them to do,
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instead of really thinking
about the consequences.
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Didn't you get "Teacher"?
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And aren't you... teaching right now?
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[student 1] Yeah.
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I'm trying to.
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Okay.
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Let's tr--
I've got a surprise for you guys.
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We gonna watch another movie?
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No, we are not watching another movie.
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I'm gonna make a little call
to someone you know... [chuckles]
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...who will have some interesting thoughts
on the MORPHO machine,
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- I would've thought.
- [line ringing]
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Okay. I probably should've dialed her in
before announcing it, but--
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Oh, no, hold it. Hey--
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Hello, Principal Pat! How are you feeling?
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Better than I look,
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which isn't saying much, I know.
[chuckles]
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[chuckles] You look fine.
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Listen, I'm so sorry
to hear about your accident,
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which was brought about because you were
recklessly pursuing your potential.
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Do you wanna talk us through
what happened?
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Well, you all know what happened, Dusty.
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Jacob Kovac saved my dang life.
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Yep-- Yeah, okay, but right before
that happened, what happened?
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Well, I was pursuing my potential
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and having the time of my life.
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[inhales deeply]
Ooh, I can't wait to get back on my bike.
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[laughs]
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But, no, in the meantime,
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I have Mr. Malik here keeping me company.
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[chuckles]
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- Hello, students!
- Hello.
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[Principal Pat] The only pain I'm in
is the pain of missing the first
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homecoming basketball game tonight.
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The doctor says I'm in no condition
to do my dunk off the trampoline.
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Oh, no, that's such a shame.
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That's always the highlight
of the pre-game festivities for me,
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and now we're all gonna miss out,
simply because you pursued your--
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Wait a minute. I have an idea.
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What if my hero, Jacob,
does the dunk in my place?
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Hell, yeah! My boy Jacob!
It'd be like a tribute to his brother.
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[stammers] Except he could actually dunk,
and you'll be using a trampoline.
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You want me to embarrass myself
in front of the entire school?
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It's what Kolton would have wanted.
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[heartbeat thumping]
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[school bell rings]
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[heartbeat continues]
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Hey, Jacob.
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I just wanted to say how amazing it was,
what you did for Principal Pat.
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- It really is like destiny or something.
- It's really not. [sniffs]
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Where's your next class?
I can walk with you.
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[distorted]
Unless you're not going to class?
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I don't actually... [continues indistinctly]
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I'm not. [breathing heavily]
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Yeah, I-- [breathes shakily]
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I have to go practice
for ch-- uh, chess club.
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- You're in chess club?
- No, not yet.
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So that's why I gotta go practice.
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He's so fucking hot. Right?
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You're asking me if my dead boyfriend's
identical twin is hot?
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Sorry.
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I guess that was insensitive.
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Are you going to the game tonight?
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I mean, obviously.
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I'm in the band.
We're doing a tribute to Kolton.
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Sorry.
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I feel like I keep saying
the wrong thing to you.
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No, um, I'm-- I'm sorry.
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Today is just really, really weird.
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[stammers] You can say whatever you want.
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Okay.
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I think I might try out for chess.
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So...
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What can I do you for, Jacob?
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Well, I've been, uh, feeling a little
short of breath sometimes.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh, any big stresses in your life
at the moment?
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Um... I guess, maybe.
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Why don't you tell me what's wrong,
and we can figure it out?
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- Um, okay. [chuckles]
- Okay.
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Well, um, my mom died a few years ago.
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But, uh, I was barely able to process it,
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because I had to hold my family together
'cause my dad got super depressed.
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Though he'd never admit it
because he's in denial, but--
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I basically had to be the parent
for me and my twin brother,
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and then he died in a car accident
a few months ago,
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which is also something
I can't talk to my dad about
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because of his inability
to talk about anything real.
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Which makes it feel like I'm suffocating
in my own house.
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Which is a big reason
I smoke a shit-ton of weed,
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and then I get a MORPHO card
that says I'm a hero,
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but I definitely don't feel like a hero,
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because I barely did anything
for Principal Pat.
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And I can't possibly be a hero
like my brother,
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which makes me feel
like a complete impostor.
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You know?
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Wow.
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I feel exactly the same way.
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What?
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I just finished med school,
and now I'm running a medical office.
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I'm not ready for this.
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I have impostor syndrome,
just like you said.
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I mean,
that's just one of many things I said.
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But-- But I-I'm sure you're good
at what you do.
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[sighs] I mean, I thought I was,
till I got this.
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Yeah, that's less than ideal, but...
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It's freaking me out.
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When patients come in, my mind goes blank.
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All medical knowledge
just flies out the window.
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If I see something I don't recognize,
I just say, "It's nothing."
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It's really bad.
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[smacks lips]
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So, what should I do
about my panic attacks?
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Well, as I said,
my mind is literally blank,
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but if you figure something out,
please let me know.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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[Beau] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You gotta break away.
We gotta find you a new man. [chuckles]
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One more, one more. Yes! Oh, great move!
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- Hey...
- Jake. Jacob. Look who stopped by.
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Yeah. I came over to see
how your dad was doing.
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'Cause of the tribute
to Kolton at the game.
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So thoughtful, right?
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I told her she should stop by
whenever she wants.
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And she told me
you're doing the dunk tonight!
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You kidding me?
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My hero-boy doing the dunk?
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Yeah. I'm super stoked about it.
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What's happening here?
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Well, since I quit my job-- I quit my job.
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I thought I'd get things accomplished.
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And look at all this great stuff
I'm finding.
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- Look at this thing, huh?
- [bell dings]
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Yeah, I'm really starting to see
the benefits of your unemployment.
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Look, I found a bunch
of Kolton's old stuff.
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Kolton's jersey.
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00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,472
You wanna wear it for the dunk?
As a tribute to Kolton?
246
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,182
[laughs] I don't think that's a good idea.
247
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,518
I-I don't even wanna do the dunk, Da--
248
00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,770
You're gonna be great. Isn't he?
249
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:35,399
Come on. I can teach you.
[breathes shakily]
250
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,154
I don't have a trampoline,
but I can build you a ramp.
251
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,740
I'm gonna chop up some wood.
252
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,827
[door opens, closes]
253
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,371
If it makes you feel any better,
I don't think anyone expects you
254
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,039
to, like, get the ball in.
255
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,542
Principal Pat never misses.
256
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,210
[stammers] No-- Okay.
257
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,880
I've been watching videos of her dunks,
and it's like--
258
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:00,465
Mm-hmm.
259
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,467
- [crowd cheering]
- Okay.
260
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,803
She got a slow start, but...
261
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:06,680
[ball clanks]
262
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,140
- [people at basketball game cheering]
- Wow!
263
00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,267
- She actually gets some serious air.
- Insane air.
264
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,771
You're not actually gonna wear that
to the game, are you?
265
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,609
I mean,
266
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:22,821
it's the first time I've heard my dad
say Kolton's name since he died, so...
267
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,449
I feel like I don't wanna
shut him down right now.
268
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:26,992
Yeah.
269
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,704
I'm just glad he didn't ask me
to wear Kolton's jockstrap.
270
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,624
Yeah, I don't think you actually need
a jock for basketball, but, uh...
271
00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,542
Okay.
I didn't know you were such an expert.
272
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,668
Maybe you should do it.
273
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,087
Wear Kolton's jock? I'd be honored.
274
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,060
All right. Pinot for the lady.
275
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,144
[Cass] Yeah.
276
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,773
- And a ginger ale for the man of God.
- Thank you.
277
00:14:57,773 --> 00:14:59,358
- Yeah.
- Wait, hold up. Hana. Hold up.
278
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:01,485
Hana's new in town.
She doesn't quite know what's going on.
279
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,736
No, I think I get it.
280
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,113
You guys all get drunk
and go to your kids' basketball games.
281
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,114
- [speaks indistinctly]
- Yes.
282
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:09,034
Actually,
I'm going as an alumnus this evening.
283
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:12,538
I played a little hoop back in my day,
on top of hockey and track--
284
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:13,455
I was on the team too.
285
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,332
And Cass was there. Always cheering me on.
286
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,209
I was a cheerleader,
so I cheered on everyone.
287
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:20,128
- Ah.
- I just cheered for Jason Rodriguez.
288
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:24,049
Remember? He had that tattoo
of an eagle on his pelvic mound.
289
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,843
- [friend] Oh, God.
- On his pelvic mound?
290
00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:27,594
I'll admit. I love a man with a tattoo.
291
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,804
[laughing]
292
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,139
[laughs] You love a guy with a tattoo?
293
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,518
Okay, Cassie. Note to self.
Hey, remember senior year, uh--
294
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,727
Father Reuben, you weren't there.
295
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:39,189
So, you might like to know
that legend has it, and the legend is true
296
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,400
that your boy scored
a half-court buzzer-beater.
297
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:42,901
Yeah, nothing but net.
298
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:46,029
Mmm. Sounds like something
worth holding on to decades later.
299
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,365
- Didn't we lose that game?
- Yes, we did. By a lot.
300
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,951
Yeah. Dusty had a clear view of
the scoreboard from the bench.
301
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,286
- Oh.
- I got some time--
302
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,204
But nobody remembers the score, Big D.
303
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,164
They just remember the man and the ball.
304
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,624
[chuckles]
305
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,835
Anyway. Enough about my triumphs.
306
00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,378
I wanna guess everybody's MORPHO card.
307
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,130
- Mmm.
- Let's not do that. We don't wanna.
308
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,841
- Okay, I'm gonna clear these glasses.
- Well, obviously yours is "Party Pooper."
309
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,093
But no, seriously, let me guess, bro.
Yours is...
310
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,680
Your potential is "Man." Or "Generic Man."
311
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,307
I got "Teacher Whistler."
312
00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,350
Yes. And in my opinion,
313
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,603
- the best teacher whistler in town.
- Hmm. [whistles]
314
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,813
Boring. Okay. Nat, you're next.
315
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,398
Definitely got "Storyteller."
316
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,066
Oh. [chuckles] Who told you?
317
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,612
[chuckles]
Father Reuben. "Priest," obviously.
318
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,615
Actually, I haven't used the machine,
and I don't plan to.
319
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:30,949
[Dusty] That's probably smart.
320
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:34,119
Because if you don't get "Priest,"
people won't trust you.
321
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,496
Because the machine
knows everything apparently.
322
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,497
[chuckles]
323
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,333
I bet you'd get "Priest," Father.
324
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,543
Save those two bucks for something else.
325
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,503
Now, Cass.
326
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:45,547
- Mm-hmm.
- Cass, Cass, Cassie, Cass. My Cass.
327
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,467
Okay. My initial thought is something
like "Model" or "Movie Star."
328
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:51,512
Maybe even "Goddess."
But I feel like it might be more specific.
329
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:54,014
Can you just guess,
so we can go to the game?
330
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,807
Hold on.
It's gonna take me a second to figure out
331
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,893
what the smartest,
most beautiful woman in town got.
332
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,938
But I'm stumped.
Is "Perfection" a potential?
333
00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:02,564
No, but let me help you out.
334
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,317
- Because I got "Royalty."
- [Nat gasps] Yay!
335
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,403
Of course, dude.
That makes complete and total sense to me.
336
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,988
Also, I would really like one of those.
337
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:13,157
- I can make you one. I made that one.
- Yes, but mine is gonna say "Superstar,"
338
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:16,244
which actually pairs very well
with "Royalty," if you think about it.
339
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,829
But... [inhales sharply]
...what I'm confused about, though,
340
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,333
is how "Teacher" and "Royalty"
make sense together?
341
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,960
Oh, "Teacher/Whistler."
342
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,587
They make sense together because we
make sense together, which is why
343
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:29,550
- we've been together for 23 years.
- Three... Yeah.
344
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:32,511
And also, those cards,
they do not tell you everything, okay?
345
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:36,807
Because "Teacher Whistler" is not
necessarily all that Dusty is or can be.
346
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,101
- So, there.
- [Giorgio] Oh, really?
347
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,894
Then be something else, Big D.
348
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,105
- Can we get some wings?
- Yeah.
349
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,357
[Nat] Yes, wings. That's a good idea.
350
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:49,570
[crowd cheering]
351
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,154
[through speakers] Good evening,
Hooves fans,
352
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,825
or should I say, "Welcome, Hoovers!"
353
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:57,035
[cheering, whistling]
354
00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,997
[through speakers] Now,
as we welcome you back
355
00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:01,874
to another great season...
356
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:04,960
[clears throat] ...I am proud
to announce that tonight's game
357
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:09,214
is dedicated to the memory
of Kolton Kovac.
358
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,384
Kolton wasn't just
the captain of our team,
359
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,095
he was the captain of our hearts.
360
00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:18,849
- He was quite simply, an angel.
- [Jacob scoffs]
361
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:22,728
Which is why, tonight,
the Deerfield High Marching Band
362
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:27,608
will be performing "Angel" by Shaggy,
featuring Rayvon.
363
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:28,775
Oh, fuck.
364
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,944
[crowd cheering]
365
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:35,073
["Angel" playing]
366
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,680
Okay. We gotta go.
Who's gonna finish the hot wings?
367
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,098
I'll get in on it. [chuckles]
368
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,934
Oh. No, careful, Cassie.
They're hot wings.
369
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,268
[chuckles] So?
370
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,020
Well, since when do you like hot wings?
371
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,522
Since always.
372
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:09,024
What? [chuckles]
We always get honey garlic.
373
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,400
Because you like honey garlic.
374
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,779
Oh, no. I didn't mean to start something.
Please don't fight, you guys.
375
00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:17,074
Look, I've always liked spicy stuff.
It was just, you know, you really, um--
376
00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:19,952
you really went off the deep end that time
we ordered medium salsa by accident.
377
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:23,789
- Well, my tongue nearly burned off, so...
- Which is why we always get honey garlic.
378
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,457
You guys are gonna miss the tip-off.
379
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,501
I will get the check. You should go.
380
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:28,919
Aren't you coming, Father?
381
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:30,629
I'm not much of a sports fan, so...
382
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,047
- Oh. Thank you.
- [Dusty] Bless you.
383
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,715
You're gonna have
the bar to yourself, Father.
384
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,843
You might even have
the whole town to yourself.
385
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,595
- Be a good boy, Father.
- [laughs]
386
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,722
Come on, Hoovers! Game time, baby!
387
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,100
Let's get this! Go, Hooves, go!
388
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,977
[imitates drums]
Go, Hooves, go!
389
00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:46,228
- Go, Hooves, go!
- Wow.
390
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,438
- [chuckles] Thank you.
- Figured you need this.
391
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,399
After five minutes with Giorgio,
anyone would.
392
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:53,360
Oh, I actually like him.
He's super grounded and humble.
393
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,112
Speaks at the appropriate volume.
394
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,197
He's an inspiration.
395
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,324
- Just incredible.
- Mmm. [chuckles]
396
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,580
[sighs deeply]
397
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,457
- [crowd cheering]
- [cheerleaders chanting]
398
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,542
Hey.
399
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,669
How'd practice with your dad go?
400
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:13,547
Um... [sighs]
401
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:16,049
Bad enough that I guess
he decided not to come.
402
00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:18,760
We were supposed to meet here, but...
403
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,305
That sucks.
404
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,473
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
405
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,018
I think my parents missed
my big sousaphone performance.
406
00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:28,270
Uh, that was amazing, by the way.
407
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:33,233
The, um-- the big sousaphone was,
you know, definitely my favorite part.
408
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:34,860
Thanks.
409
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:38,155
It's not a "bigger" sousaphone.
410
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:42,784
Got it. It's a "big" performance.
Normal sousaphone.
411
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,121
Coach Eagleson originally wanted us
to play "It Wasn't Me."
412
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:48,290
Then I managed
to talk him down to "Angel,"
413
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,042
which still doesn't make any sense.
414
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,127
It's about this guy
who has trouble being monogamous.
415
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:56,423
You can't blame Coach Eagleson.
I mean, Kolton was a huge Shaggy fan.
416
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,176
Yeah. Total Shag head.
417
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:02,971
Shouldn't you be playing right now?
418
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,640
You know how heavy this thing is?
419
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,351
I don't think anyone will notice. Or care.
420
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:10,270
[band playing]
421
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:14,691
Ooh, Trina's gonna be so mad.
Do you see her? Do you see her?
422
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,860
Why would she be mad?
She hates when we come to her concerts.
423
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,112
Well, you told me
that the game started at 8:00.
424
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:22,032
Yeah, well, you told me
that you liked honey and garlic wings, so...
425
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:23,784
Oh, my God. Dusty.
426
00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:25,953
I like different kinds of wings.
Is that such a big deal?
427
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,746
It wouldn't have been a big deal
if you told me
428
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,248
at some point in our relationship.
429
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:31,500
I just went on thinking that you
were my honey and garlic girl.
430
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,628
But no, no.
You like spicy food and tattooed men.
431
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,255
What do I find out next?
432
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:37,756
You also enjoy meth?
433
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,008
Oh, no. You found my meth?
434
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:42,594
[Giorgio] Okay. Let's go, slowpokes!
The game's about to start.
435
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,721
Clear the court. Respect the players.
436
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:47,683
- Come on, "alumnuses," over here!
- [chuckles]
437
00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:51,186
Uh-- Oh, Cass. I hope people
don't notice us in our funky sweatshirts.
438
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,605
Whoo-hoo! I hope that they do. [chuckles]
439
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,400
Now, I would've ordered hot wings
if I'd known.
440
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,609
Or at least half and half.
441
00:21:57,609 --> 00:22:00,487
It's just-- How am I supposed
to know that you want something different
442
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,572
if you don't tell me?
443
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:03,448
Well, I'm telling you now.
444
00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:06,201
And that's gotta be a good thing, right?
445
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:08,745
I mean, we can still surprise each other.
446
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:10,956
[buzzer sounds]
447
00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:13,417
Let's go, Hooves!
448
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:17,004
- Go, Hooves! Whoo!
- Let's go, Hooves! Let's get it, Hooves!
449
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:34,188
[inhales deeply, sighs]
450
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,456
Something good, I hope?
451
00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:57,920
Are you kidding me?
452
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:01,924
As if we needed any more proof
that this thing works.
453
00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:03,467
I'm gonna get my camera.
454
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:20,817
And now, because Principal Pat
couldn't be here tonight,
455
00:23:21,944 --> 00:23:27,574
to perform the ceremonial opening dunk,
Deerfield High's own hero,
456
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,913
and Kolton Kovac's loving brother,
Jacob Kovac!
457
00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:35,832
[crowd cheering]
458
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:40,170
- Yeah, go, Jacob!
- Let's go, Jacob!
459
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:44,508
[Axel] Come on! Let's go! Whoo! Jacob!
460
00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:47,553
[breathing heavily]
461
00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:50,931
They're making Jacob do the dunk?
462
00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:52,933
How is that even a thing?
463
00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:54,768
[stammers]
It's supposed to be for charity.
464
00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:58,188
Principal Pat said she'd give a 1,000
bucks to the school library if she missed,
465
00:23:58,188 --> 00:23:59,857
- and she's never missed.
- Oh.
466
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:01,984
Which is why our library is just terrible.
467
00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:04,486
Oh, my gosh. Poor thing.
He's probably freaking out.
468
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:07,030
- We have to show him that we love him.
- Right.
469
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:08,198
[grunts]
470
00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:10,617
- Cass, what are you doing?
- Yes, Cassie.
471
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,286
Everything you do is amazing.
472
00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:15,247
Hi. Sorry, Coach. Hey. [chuckles]
473
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:19,668
He-Hey! Hey! Deerfield! [chuckles]
474
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:20,878
Whoo! [chuckles]
475
00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:24,965
All right, guys. Let's show our guy
some love and some support, yeah?
476
00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:26,508
All right, let's go! Let's go.
477
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:30,137
- Kovac! Kovac! Kovac! Kovac! Kovac! Kovac!
- [crowd chanting] Kovac! Kovac!
478
00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:31,972
[chanting continues]
479
00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:33,807
- Kovac! Kovac!
- Kovac!
480
00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:34,850
Kovac!
481
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:38,562
[chanting continues]
482
00:24:41,857 --> 00:24:44,026
- [horn blows, fades]
- [chanting fades]
483
00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:48,488
[heartbeat thumping]
484
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,177
[crowd cheering]
485
00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:13,347
Let's go, Jacob! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
486
00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:14,932
Game time! [inhales sharply]
487
00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:17,392
So you want me to throw this
to you when you hit the trampoline?
488
00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:18,977
I don't think I need to add any steps.
489
00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:21,188
Oh, okay. [laughs] But listen to me.
490
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,191
People are gonna think
that you can't do this--
491
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:27,110
- Oh, I know I can't do this.
- [whispers] You've got this.
492
00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:29,488
Okay.
493
00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:33,450
You got it.
494
00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:35,202
[gasps]
495
00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:37,955
- [exhales sharply]
- Where did that come from?
496
00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:41,208
I don't know. I was just feeling myself.
497
00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:43,001
[laughs]
498
00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:44,878
Go, Jacob!
499
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,590
[cheering continues]
500
00:25:50,092 --> 00:25:51,718
[cheering fades]
501
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,638
[mouthing] You got this.
502
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:15,951
- [crowd gasps]
- No!
503
00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:24,793
[coughs]
504
00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:27,504
- [whispering] Not good.
- He's moving. He's moving. Um...
505
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:31,925
We just got $1,000 for the library,
so... Hey!
506
00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:33,385
- [laughs]
- [chuckling] Mm-hmm.
507
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:35,179
Books! Books!
508
00:26:35,179 --> 00:26:39,600
- Books! Books! Books! Books! Books!
- Books! Books! Books! Books!
509
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,852
- Books!
- [Cass] Nope. Nobody cares about books.
510
00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:44,521
- Okay.
- Um... [pants] Kovac!
511
00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:47,107
- Kovac! Kovac!
- Kovac! Kovac! Kovac!
512
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:51,486
- Kovac! Kovac! Kovac!
- [crowd chanting] Kovac! Kovac!
513
00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:53,989
[chanting continues]
514
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,123
[horn blows]
515
00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:06,627
- [chanting continues]
- [heartbeat thumping]
516
00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:16,094
[horn blows]
517
00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:18,931
- [cheering fades]
- [thumping intensifies]
518
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:23,810
[Trina sighs]
519
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:27,189
[chuckles] I thought we said,
"Never at school."
520
00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:28,857
I know.
521
00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:34,321
But after that... [sighs]
...stunning display of athletic prowess,
522
00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:36,782
how could I resist?
523
00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:39,034
- Stunning.
- [chuckles]
524
00:28:04,518 --> 00:28:07,104
[laughing]
525
00:28:11,859 --> 00:28:15,988
[groans, grunting]
526
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:19,575
[sobbing]
527
00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,212
[sobbing continues]