1 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:11,845 Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under"... 2 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,389 Aesha, Aesha, Ryan. 3 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:16,391 -I’ll have one too. though -All right! 4 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,059 Okay, crew, let’s start getting some hands 5 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,436 to the galley to bring food up. 6 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:21,521 -Food’s coming. -What is happening? 7 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,732 What kind of chef starts plating 8 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:25,692 without hearing that guests are even at the table? 9 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,277 Don’t plate stuff until I’ve actually said 10 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:28,903 they’re sitting at the table. 11 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:31,823 Ask the guests to come sit at the table, their lunch is ready. 12 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,617 Oh, my goodness, Jamie. 13 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:38,997 I’m currently single and ready to mingle. 14 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,416 Do you have a boyfriend? 15 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:42,751 Okay. I have a boyfriend. 16 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:45,754 All right, stop, stop, stop. Ah! 17 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:47,505 This thing’s like a sausage mincer. 18 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,008 It’s big, it’s fast, I’m sh--ting myself. 19 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,426 -Jump out, then. -Cut my foot open. 20 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:52,969 -Calm down, all right? -I’m scared mate. 21 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:54,637 You’re a deckhand. Just do what you’re told to do. 22 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:57,974 This charter’s award has gone to Benny. 23 00:00:58,016 --> 00:00:59,517 You have to wear that. 24 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:00,602 Ah! 25 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,270 He thinks he can make his deckhand wear 26 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,938 this stupid helmet all night. It’s not gonna bloody happen. 27 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:06,066 I don’t wanna be there going ----ing do this, 28 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:07,275 ----ing do that. 29 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,985 All I ask is just listen to me. 30 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,445 I don’t listen to anybody. 31 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,572 I’m not your monkey, and I ain’t gonna dance. 32 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,680 Understand that I am gonna be your boss. 33 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,652 So... 34 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,374 Yeah. Yeah. 35 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,626 Jesus, like, ugh. 36 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,253 We’re yachting on a superyacht. 37 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,380 I didn’t sign up for the army. 38 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,632 You know, like, honestly, I lost my dad and... 39 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:16,177 and mum six months apart in the middle of coronavirus. 40 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,096 I need some positive reinforcement. 41 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,889 It’s not that hard to lead me. 42 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,434 I just need mutual respect. 43 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:25,603 I’m gonna be patient, and trust me, 44 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,897 I’ve got your back, all right? 45 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,190 Good times. 46 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,567 Was that a porterhouse or a strip? 47 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:31,943 It’s a porterhouse. 48 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,403 Where’s the filet? 49 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:35,864 Ah! 50 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:39,534 Jamie, I’m, like, everyone’s lovely. 51 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:40,368 Oh! 52 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,911 Double team. 53 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,666 Oh! Yes! 54 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,543 Yeah, hole-in-one, awesome. 55 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,587 Magda’s an attractive girl. 56 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:52,380 This whole time we’ve been flirting 57 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,174 and talking and being silly. 58 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:55,925 The spark is there, yeah. 59 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,260 Ugh! 60 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,928 Oh, now I’m so full. 61 00:02:58,970 --> 00:02:59,929 Let’s go. 62 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:04,517 -Hey! -Yay! 63 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:06,811 Thank you! 64 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,563 Come on, Mags. 65 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:12,901 Where you going? 66 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:13,860 To the hot tub. 67 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,320 Everyone’s going to the jacuzzi. 68 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,093 I’m ready for the hot tub party! 69 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:39,511 [bleep] yeah! 70 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:41,930 [shouting] 71 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,936 Ah! 72 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:49,312 Grab a drink! 73 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,108 Hey, hey, hey! 74 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,984 Good morning, Jamie! 75 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,152 Oh sh--. 76 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,612 Come on. 77 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,701 This is so entertaining. 78 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,413 Oh, she’s in the mood. 79 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,417 I love this. 80 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:17,132 Wait for the beat, wait for the beat... 81 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:19,801 three, two, one, and... 82 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,977 Just because I have a boyfriend, 83 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:32,564 I don’t wanna stop myself from just having fun. 84 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,691 I like to dance, I like feel hot. 85 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:38,069 I’m Latina, so I just wanna have fun. 86 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:43,742 No, just inside. 87 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,494 Just, like, very deep inside I feel more Latino than... 88 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,084 Open. Open. Open! 89 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,715 No. 90 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:01,926 Watch yourself, Jamie. 91 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,807 Yeah, I’m right here, okay? 92 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,402 Yo! 93 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:24,949 ----ing boyfriend, boyfriend. 94 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:25,909 Wait... 95 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,254 How am I gonna work with this for ----ing six weeks? 96 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,714 ----ing boyfriend? 97 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,007 What the [bleep] is that? 98 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,056 Now I know what to stay away from... 99 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,057 everyone. 100 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:56,606 You’ve got a boyfriend, too? 101 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,820 I’m not interested, though. I’m not interested. 102 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,530 You can walk out naked, I don’t give a [bleep] 103 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,199 Yeah. 104 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,034 There’s two sexy single girls right in front of him. 105 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,870 No chicks on this boat is in my ----ing peripheral vision. 106 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:13,998 You’re done. All the chicks, done. 107 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,750 I might not be his type, but it’s just, like, 108 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,252 he’s choosing the biggest asshole way 109 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,671 to tell everyone that we’re not his type. 110 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,673 I don’t have time for that sh--. 111 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,181 How ----ing immature are you? 112 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,766 Two out of four girls. 113 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,893 It was just, like, a ----ing slap in the face. 114 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,480 Like, it’s your ----ing problem. 115 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:38,481 Yeah. 116 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:39,524 Good night, darling. 117 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:40,942 Good night, babe, sleep well. 118 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,530 You’re a ----ing asshole. 119 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,973 [beeping] 120 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,061 [yawns] 121 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,854 I’m more tired this morning than I was last night. 122 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,482 Morning! 123 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:21,733 Let’s do some yoga. 124 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,196 Okay. 125 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,616 Doing laundry today. 126 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,957 [grunts] 127 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,001 Whew. 128 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,670 This is the stuff I won’t tolerate. 129 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,838 If there’s disrespect in our own housekeeping, 130 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,507 I think that’s disrespecting us all. 131 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:46,925 Clean up after ourselves. 132 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,594 We’re here to have a responsible, fun time. 133 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:50,845 I don’t mind crew having a good time, 134 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,847 but this place is a shambles, 135 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,183 and I’m not gonna put up with it at all. 136 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,102 Yeah, look, I’m walking away. No, walking away. 137 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,978 Y’all will figure it out, mate. 138 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:03,566 No, you gotta do you gotta do. 139 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,860 Okay, but something happened. 140 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,445 What happened up here, do you remember? 141 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,155 No, what happened? 142 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:10,532 I gotta take these off, I can’t... 143 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,742 I can’t talk. 144 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,745 Goddamn... 145 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,205 Okay, this is why I was pissed off last night. 146 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:20,208 The vibe turned, right, but it made me feel 147 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,501 like sh--. 148 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,545 Even him, like, rejecting me made me feel bad. 149 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,005 Yeah. 150 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,172 Like, that’s something I need to work on. 151 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:27,549 -Within yourself. -Within myself. 152 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,175 -100%. -Yeah. 153 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,969 I’ve been on a very, like, feminine journey this year. 154 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:34,389 I left a relationship that became very codependent, 155 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,767 and I’m realizing that whatever a man was for you, 156 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,060 you can give yourself. 157 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,229 And I’m still on that journey right now. 158 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,398 It’s been a long time, though, since I’ve had sex, 159 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,108 so that’s probably why. 160 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,989 The boat is absolutely a mess. 161 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,532 Get this crew on their feet. 162 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,742 [yawns] 163 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:56,286 As a leader, I’m like [bleep], 164 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:57,912 what have I said? 165 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,581 Didn’t mean to upset anyone, but there’s a rule. 166 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,833 The rule is to tell me that you’ve got a boyfriend. 167 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,126 Like, oh, you’ve got a boyfriend? 168 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,753 Oh, cool, well, that’s good to know. 169 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,005 Excellent, oh, cool. No more leading on Jamie. 170 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,383 [bleep] me, what time is it? 171 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:13,261 You were so hammered last night, eh, don’t you? 172 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:14,596 Mm-hmm. 173 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,264 I’ll make you eggs if you rub my feet. 174 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,100 Yeah, pull... ah, that felt good. 175 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,269 -Oh! -Oof. 176 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,730 Boat’s a sh-- sight. 177 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:24,856 [alarm blaring] 178 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,566 Ladies, good morning. 179 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:27,859 Good morning. 180 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,361 -Oh, my God. -Are you ----ing serious? 181 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,781 All crew, all crew, we have a general alarm. 182 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,867 Can we please muster on main deck aft? 183 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,244 Oh, my God. 184 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:41,122 Hurry up, got a general alarm, mate. 185 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,875 Cap, what’s the alarm for? 186 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,087 Coming up... 187 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,339 All crew, all crew, guests are coming. 188 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:50,965 As a captain, I’m trying to lead from example, 189 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,801 but we’ve got a hell of a long way to go. 190 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,302 -Benny, ASAP. -Copy. 191 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,720 Woo-hoo! 192 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:00,558 [alarm blaring] 193 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:05,355 Hurry up, it’s called a general alarm, mate. 194 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,819 Okay, Xavier, shut it down. 195 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:11,986 Thank you. 196 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,990 Okay, that was a general alarm. 197 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,492 We don’t know what’s going on, do we? 198 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,743 Could have been a fire, could have been anything, yeah? 199 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,286 Who’s got their radios? 200 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,746 Four, okay. 201 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,249 So, 50 percent of our crew are down with communication. 202 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,292 We wanna crack straight on into work, 203 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,420 because this boat’s a mess, yeah? 204 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,213 Go and get changed, but after that, 205 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,007 I want you guys to get straight into the laundry, 206 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,883 straighten up the Jacuzzi, 207 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,927 because guests will be arriving at 12:00. 208 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:36,928 -Yeah. -Right-o. 209 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,304 Crack on with it. 210 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,931 I need my radio. 211 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,520 If you guys can just smash out the beds... 212 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,773 Full wash-down. 213 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,817 I want all furniture washed as well. 214 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:57,157 I love seeing you clean with your crown on. 215 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,367 All right, I’m coming to save your cat. 216 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,493 Magda. 217 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,289 Oh! 218 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,623 Nice abs. 219 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,083 Are these someone’s grundies? 220 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,169 Ugh! 221 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,170 They were on the teak over there. 222 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,421 Did we get naked? No. 223 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,925 I had a good time, and I was a good girl. 224 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:19,012 I was dancing, like, a salsa. 225 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,348 I think your feathers got a little flopped last night, 226 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,932 finding out someone wasn’t single. 227 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,517 Yeah, I was like, what the [bleep] man, 228 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,811 because I don’t wanna be doing anything inappropriate. 229 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,229 Rawr, rawr. 230 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,065 How long do you reckon you’ve got left on this? 231 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,567 Where the [bleep] is Magda? 232 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,152 I don’t know. 233 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,863 Magda, Magda, do you mind vacuuming the cabins? 234 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,073 Copy that. 235 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,411 Attention, all crew, 236 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,997 can I see Jamie, Ryan, and Aesha down in the crew mess? 237 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,209 -On my way. -Copy. 238 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,002 -Here we are again. -Hola. 239 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,216 Okay? Round two. 240 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,301 Randall and Suzie Waller from Sydney 241 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,261 are the co-primary charter guests. 242 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,806 Randall Waller is an acclaimed rock musician 243 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,017 who has toured the world as a lead guitarist for stars such 244 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:10,063 as Shania Twain, Elton John, and Keith Urban. 245 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,065 -Shania Twain? -Yeah. 246 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,192 Also along for the charter are Dana and Darren, 247 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,403 both exotic dancers who were crowned 248 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:21,074 Australia’s 2020 male and female stripper of the year. 249 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,534 I hope they give us a strip. 250 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,369 Rounding out the group, 251 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,038 Jen, the director of an adult entertainment agency. 252 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,456 Smoking hot, dude. 253 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,166 Randall and Suzie, who are celebrating 254 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,543 their 21st wedding anniversary, 255 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,545 have requested a vow renewal ceremony. 256 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,130 That’s cool. 257 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,674 And night two, guests would like to have a pirate theme party. 258 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,429 I’ll do it for them, but have you ever been 259 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,473 to a five-star restaurant and it’s pirate night... 260 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,392 like, ever? 261 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,769 Going through the likes, curries, Vietnamese. 262 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,229 Mm-hmm. 263 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,772 I think it’s gonna be a pretty fun charter. 264 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,482 Rock and roll, down and dirty. 265 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,526 Have you ever had food at a strip club? 266 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,361 They’re not looking at the meat on their plate. 267 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,780 I wanna step it up a little bit. 268 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,032 Let’s give them everything they want, for sure. 269 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,408 Yeah. 270 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,826 The guests will be arriving by water taxi 271 00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,578 because the tide’s gonna be at the lowest 272 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,996 when the guests arrive. 273 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,831 So, we need to get out of here and anchor out there. 274 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,416 -Yeah. -Let’s get into it. 275 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,667 Let’s turn this boat over. 276 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,588 Last night was hilarious. 277 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,548 We were dancing salsa in a Jacuzzi. 278 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,843 Jamie was so annoyed. 279 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,845 But I didn’t feel like I did something, like, 280 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,056 -wrong to him. -No, no, no. 281 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,766 I’m very open with my relationship, 282 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,893 but I’m not gonna be, like, first day, 283 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,269 hi, my name is Magda, 284 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,729 I have a boyfriend, remember about it. 285 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,606 Hi, my name is Magda, I have a boyfriend, okay? 286 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,654 and you know... 287 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,947 Do you know what I mean? It’s like... 288 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,616 because it’s a... 289 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,284 In the Western culture, 290 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:50,955 dancing that way with another man is not kosher. 291 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,709 But me being African, we’re very touchy and we’re flirty. 292 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,294 So, I see both sides. 293 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,504 Now I know, at least. 294 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,672 Yeah. 295 00:13:58,713 --> 00:13:59,881 I’m not gonna play with his feelings. 296 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,299 Don’t feel bad. 297 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,842 -Like, it’s your prerogative. -Oh, no, no. 298 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:03,968 -Yeah. -It’s fine. 299 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,553 Right. We have so much to do. 300 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,517 This is gonna go in here, 301 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,143 so we could pull the tail on out and just throw it in there. 302 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,853 -Get rid of this. -Tie it to that one. 303 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,146 And yeah, boom, boom, boom. 304 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,314 I’m gonna put these in the rear. 305 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,982 Okay. Sounds good. 306 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,985 All crew, all crew, we’ll be departing in 15 minutes. 307 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,321 Copy. 308 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,739 You good to go, Benny? 309 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:25,740 Prep the tender. 310 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,368 All lines off from the stern. 311 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,953 Oh! 312 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,247 Cap, all lines are off at the stern. We’re good to go. 313 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,792 We’re all good. 314 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,419 Forty meters off the dock. 315 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,421 [honking] 316 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,339 Now clear of the starboard marker. 317 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,383 So, just one course for lunch? 318 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,968 There’s gonna be salad, steak. 319 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,553 -Main fork and steak knife. -Gotcha. 320 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,179 Twenty minutes after we get there, 321 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,433 we should be able to serve-ish. 322 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,767 Mm, we’re trying to aim for a time, 323 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,394 but it’s never gonna be that time. 324 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:57,188 I’ll be waiting on you every time, I know that. 325 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,649 As long as we just keep working as a team 326 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,192 and not opposing forces. 327 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,652 I’m the chef, you’re the chief stew. 328 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:03,945 I have to make the food. 329 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:08,700 I have been trying so hard to get on with Ryan 330 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,076 and be kind to him, 331 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:14,205 but it’s really hard to be friends with a [bleep]. 332 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,832 Thank you. 333 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,751 Deck crew, got a big rain shower coming through. 334 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,544 Yeah, copy, we see that. 335 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,879 Everything’s still covered. 336 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,131 Here’s a little welcome plate for cheese. 337 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,551 Okay, deck crew, deck crew, 338 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,678 we’re gonna drop an anchor in a minute. 339 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,679 Copy that, Cap. 340 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,097 Drop, drop, drop. 341 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,690 Okay, Cap, that’s one shackle in the water. 342 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,776 Jamie, Jamie, tender one ready. 343 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,488 You want the little fenders on? 344 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,239 Go out and do that. Be ready. 345 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,077 Like... 346 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,745 Oh, Jesus. 347 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,414 Okay, all crew, tie the tender on the port side 348 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,750 and get ready for guest arrival. 349 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,920 Bring it in nice and slow, then, nice and easy. 350 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,546 Ah! 351 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,131 Mother of God. Okay. 352 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:08,927 -Ah! -Bro... 353 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,595 Oh, God bless Ben. 354 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,973 He’s like... You know, just... 355 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,433 Just relax, Ben, you’re good. 356 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,143 Inside, Ben, inside. 357 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,186 -Hey? -On the inside. 358 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,854 Like this? 359 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:20,855 ----ing hell. 360 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,315 Gimme a break. 361 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,109 I came in thinking this was gonna be a happy family, 362 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,111 and it has not ended up that way at all. 363 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:30,073 Like, my fun-o-meter, you know, it’s like [makes noise]. 364 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,950 Ugh. Whew! 365 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,119 All crew, I just got word that guests 366 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,538 are boarding their water taxi, so be ready. 367 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,003 Benny, you need to be dressed. 368 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,295 Oh sh--. 369 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,132 All crew, all crew, guests are coming. 370 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,509 -I see it, baby. -Woohoo! 371 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,885 [bleep] are those boxers, dude? 372 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,430 -You never seen these? -No, it looks dope. 373 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,974 Tumi, can you fill six champagne glasses? 374 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:56,975 Copy. 375 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,393 Come on! 376 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,853 This morning, I wake them up with a fire alarm 377 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:00,895 to get their ass into gear. 378 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,313 Now they’re late. 379 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,815 As a captain, I’m trying to lead from example, 380 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:07,110 but sh--, we got a hell of a long way to go. 381 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,194 Oh! 382 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,571 Deck crew, deck crew and Aesha. 383 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,363 Copy. 384 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,489 They’re right there. 385 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,657 -Benny, ASAP. -Here we go. 386 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,200 I’ve got nothing on, hang on. 387 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,660 Come on, mate, boating isn’t a game. 388 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:23,460 They’re right there. 389 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,338 -Benny, ASAP. -Copy. 390 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,547 Let’s go. 391 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,506 Woo-hoo! 392 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,758 -Get your tits out! -Tits out. 393 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:30,925 I was a little flustered this morning. 394 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,430 The party’s here! 395 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,099 -Woo! -Yay! 396 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,267 I love them already. 397 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,894 Go, go, go, wrap, wrap, warp. 398 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,812 The party has arrived. 399 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:43,813 Hi! 400 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:44,647 -Suzie. -Suzie? 401 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,857 -Jason. -Thank you, Jason. 402 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,025 Good to meet you. 403 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,234 We’re here to keep you guys in line. 404 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,444 Hi, I’m Dana. 405 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,613 -How are you? Daz. -Daz? 406 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,782 -I’m Jen. -Jen, it’s so nice to meet you. 407 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,992 Oh, all right, then, if I must. 408 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,621 -Welcome aboard Thalassa. -Yes. 409 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,872 Aesha will show you around your rooms, 410 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,123 we’ll bring your luggage down. 411 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,541 Just enjoy the boat. 412 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,210 Okay, I think we need to get the tour going. 413 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,545 It’s probably different tours than you guys are used to. 414 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,424 So, this is the top deck. 415 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,717 Can I tan topless out here? 416 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,886 Oh, you can be naked the whole time. 417 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,096 This is a nude boat. 418 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,347 This should be a fun one. 419 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,431 Daz! 420 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:19,599 There you go. 421 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,518 I cannot take you people anywhere. 422 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,854 They look like rock stars. 423 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,690 Yeah! 424 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,233 All right, let’s go downstairs. 425 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,984 This is the upper salon. 426 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,195 Splitting, ah! 427 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,655 This is the twin room. 428 00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,573 One’s for sleeping, one’s for ----ing. 429 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,909 -Oh, shut up! -This is your master suite. 430 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,328 You know everyone’s gonna end up in here. 431 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,329 Yeah. 432 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,414 Just gotta test it out. 433 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,665 Daz! Stop! Stop! 434 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,835 They are just all over the place. 435 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:50,630 It’s like trying to herd really horny cats. 436 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:51,673 I just need to say... 437 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,174 Randall, is this your side, mate? 438 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,926 Everybody out of my room! 439 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,012 Oh, my God. 440 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,347 Let’s just get this out right now, though. 441 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,099 Do you want cheese boards or anything? 442 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,018 -Yeah, cheese. -I hate cheese. 443 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,811 When you get a chance, someone break away, 444 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:07,313 get their T-shirt on, and get down in the flake. 445 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,523 I can go for it. 446 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,400 -You wanna give it a go? -Yeah. 447 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:13,403 I mean, we all saw what Benny did with the anchor chain. 448 00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,530 Ah! 449 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:16,865 What’s happening down there? 450 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,366 I’m sh--ting myself. Cut my foot open. 451 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,826 -Calm down. -I’m scared, mate. 452 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:22,454 After last night, I wanna go on the anchor chain 453 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,622 because I wanna prove to the team 454 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,208 what a ----ing badass bitch is on this deck. 455 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,544 Watch out, boys, I got this. 456 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:30,795 The tools should be in there 457 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,630 and the gloves are there to the left. 458 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,965 I’m just gonna continue pulling. 459 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,176 Yeah, do you mind taking that plastic tray down? 460 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,177 Sure. 461 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,178 A little more cilantro. 462 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,179 Oh, hello. 463 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,180 Hey! 464 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,556 That’s nice. 465 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,141 Okay, we can start picking up the anchor. 466 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,517 Copy that, Cap. 467 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:45,518 All right, Brittini. 468 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,686 Rage. 469 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,946 -Welcome. -You all good? 470 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:57,822 -Yeah. -Cool. 471 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,033 Okay, anchor’s home, Cap. 472 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,034 Woo! 473 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,077 Done. 474 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,286 -It’s not that hard, is it? -No. 475 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,412 Good work. 476 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:05,914 All right, she’s all over it. 477 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,583 Yes, Brittini! 478 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,252 Aft deck, you can start bringing some line out, please. 479 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,879 You’ve got mud all over you. 480 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,509 Got some veggies. 481 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,177 That’s okay, I’ll just feed myself. 482 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,388 Mm! 483 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:22,722 Sauces are good. 484 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,599 Yeah, I thought you have an orgasm right now. 485 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,101 -Wanna taste them? -No. 486 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,061 We’ll go and get changed into blues. 487 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:28,937 Cool. 488 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,814 How about them guests, though? 489 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,649 Yeah, we got full-blow rock stars on board. 490 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,736 Stop it! 491 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,154 Well, how are we supposed to when you guys are on board? 492 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,491 Or a [bleep]. 493 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,665 Choppy. Oh, my God, mm. 494 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,213 Copy that. 495 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,095 It’s on tight. 496 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,514 Do you need anything else up here? 497 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:06,850 Ugh! 498 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,894 Ben reminds me a lot of myself when I was younger. 499 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,272 Every Saturday and Sunday I was in detention. 500 00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:15,900 Just stay there for a little bit until 501 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,110 this next wave gets you again. 502 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:20,280 He needs to start being responsible, 503 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,615 so I might have to give him a little kick up the ass. 504 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,034 You know, if you keep someone in the nest 505 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,910 and keep coddling them all the time, 506 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,537 they’re not gonna fly, are they? 507 00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,497 You push them off the nest a couple times, 508 00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:30,874 they’re gonna learn to fly. 509 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:34,377 -Thanks, mate. -No problem at all. 510 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,130 Finish with some good olive oil. 511 00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,174 For lunch today we have a little Brazilian influence. 512 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,176 We’re gonna do some skewers right in front of the guests, 513 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,011 and get it all out on the barbie. 514 00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,971 Any chance I get to engage with guests, I’m all for it. 515 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,848 I can present the food, and I can gather the guests 516 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,852 and have them sit at the table when lunch is actually ready. 517 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:55,607 To many, many more years of getting paid to be naked. 518 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,525 Is there any chance one of the deckies 519 00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,027 will be able to help 520 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,196 put up the wedding arch for this anniversary? 521 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,572 Yeah. 522 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,242 Yeah. 523 00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,331 Wait, the whole thing was a joke? 524 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,791 I’m gonna take a dump in his pillowcase. 525 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,376 That is so funny. 526 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:15,377 I’m gonna get the team prepped. 527 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:16,586 Yeah. 528 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,046 Culver, Culver, prep the anchor, please. 529 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:19,172 Copy that. 530 00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,423 Would anyone like some more champagne? 531 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,217 -Me! -Oh, yes, please! 532 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:23,635 I don’t even know which glass is mine, I’m just whatevs. 533 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,303 Drop, drop, drop, Culver. 534 00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,224 Tumi, Tumi can you go on your break now? 535 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,393 Copy. 536 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,728 Okay, Culver, lock that off. 537 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,021 Yeah, we’re all good. 538 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,861 -We’re good to eat. -Now? 539 00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:43,446 Look at this table! 540 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,990 Oh, Ryan, it smells amazing. 541 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,243 All right, some little barbeque meats here. 542 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,203 We’ve got a little bit of chicken, Wagyu sirloin, 543 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,539 and a tahini-roasted cauliflower. 544 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:53,748 Oh! 545 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,125 Simple clean easy lunch, so, enjoy, okay. 546 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,127 -Everything smells amazing. -Wow. 547 00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,795 I’ll have some chicken, please. 548 00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,005 Chicken? Sure. 549 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,131 Yes, please. 550 00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,757 Deck crew, deck crew, deck crew, 551 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:04,009 can you meet me on the sundeck, please? 552 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,135 Copy. 553 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,678 Let’s get ready to launch the tender. 554 00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:14,102 Thank you, honey. 555 00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,854 Okay, I’m taking all that. 556 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,689 -How good is cauliflower? -I’m not complaining. 557 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:19,482 -Mm, mm! -Oh, my gosh. 558 00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:20,525 Oh! 559 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,445 -All right, ready? -Mm-hmm. 560 00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:25,697 Yep, yep, hold it, that’s it. 561 00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:27,574 Keep going, boom out a little bit. 562 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,075 Boom out. 563 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,076 You... you can’t hold a boat like that, mate. 564 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,369 You gotta hold it back here, 565 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,620 and you gotta tell him when he’s clear. 566 00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:33,997 Yeah. 567 00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:35,623 Let the bow out of it, be parallel. 568 00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:36,916 I’m so full. 569 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,504 Good, I hope so. 570 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:42,589 Good to go, eh? 571 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:43,923 -Very good work. -No worries. 572 00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,300 Do you guys wanna go, 573 00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:46,634 like, paddleboarding and snorkeling, and... 574 00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:47,635 Yes! 575 00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:48,636 We’ll get changed. 576 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,138 Deck crew, deck crew, 577 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,557 the guests would love to do some paddleboarding 578 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,933 and snorkeling and stuff. 579 00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:55,018 Yeah, Aesha, I’ll organize it. 580 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:56,019 -Hey, guys. -Yeah. 581 00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:57,228 -Paddleboards. -Yeah. 582 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,146 Let’s go. 583 00:23:58,188 --> 00:23:59,647 I’m just filling these guy in. 584 00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:01,024 Yeah, we’re just gonna go along there, right? 585 00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,817 Head towards those white markers. 586 00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:04,444 As far as leadership style goes, 587 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,029 Captain Jason’s different than what I’m used to. 588 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:07,530 -We need more paddleboards, eh? -Yeah. 589 00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:10,075 I thought I was gonna be able to lead the team, 590 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,993 but it seems like Jason wants my job as the bosun. 591 00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:14,329 This has gotta be pumped up a bit more. 592 00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:15,789 Which is fine by me. 593 00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:17,665 I’m just gonna take instruction and follow the rules. 594 00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:18,917 Get them sorted out straightaway. 595 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,044 -We got it. -We got it. 596 00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:22,962 Oh, look at the color of the water. 597 00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:28,051 I can literally bend over and look at my own asshole. 598 00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:29,511 Let’s do it back-to-back. 599 00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:30,762 Okay. 600 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:31,930 -Hey, look... -Okay, all right... 601 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,223 -Our vaginas are... -Hang on. 602 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,061 Oh sh--. 603 00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:40,021 Don’t step on my glasses, they’re brand new. 604 00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:41,731 What are you blowing down there? 605 00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:42,857 We’re blowing up toys. 606 00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:44,484 You blow it real good. 607 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:45,443 Ah! 608 00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,905 What is it, giant schlong? 609 00:24:48,947 --> 00:24:50,740 A vagina is what it looks like. 610 00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:52,117 It’s a giant vagina. 611 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,035 Ben and Culver, please pull out the stuff. 612 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:55,745 That’s what my vagina looks like, 613 00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:57,205 because it’s a Gucci coochie. 614 00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:58,206 Oh, designer. 615 00:24:58,248 --> 00:24:59,457 You look... 616 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,751 I overstretched my ass muscles and it hurts. 617 00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:03,920 Oh, my God, it’s like Christmas. 618 00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:07,382 That’s a nice comment, I think, you know? 619 00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:09,342 Ben, just chill, mate. 620 00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:11,011 ----ers. 621 00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:14,347 Coming up... 622 00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:15,932 Magda, do you wanna go for a little trip? 623 00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:17,142 Oh, hello, I didn’t even know it was you. 624 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,268 Yeah. 625 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:19,561 Do the girls have shorts, swim shorts? 626 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:20,603 No. 627 00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:21,938 I’ve gotta nip that in the bud. 628 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:31,740 How was your break? 629 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:33,867 Short, right? 630 00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:35,702 -Here he is. -Yeah, let’s rock and roll. 631 00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:36,911 Yeah, we’re just gonna go over there, where there’s no wind. 632 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,496 Yeah, yeah, boss. 633 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:39,956 Right around there, and there’s a bit of coral there. 634 00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:41,332 See if any of the interior wanna go. 635 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,251 Okay. Interior, interior, Captain said that 636 00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:45,378 if any of you girls wanna come on the boat, you’re welcome to. 637 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:47,839 Magda, do you wanna go for a little trip? 638 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,132 -Moi? -You! 639 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:51,217 I would love to, Aesha, thank you. 640 00:25:51,259 --> 00:25:52,802 I wanna see this swimsuit. 641 00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:55,472 Deck crew get to enjoy water sports with the guests 642 00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:58,600 while the interior are folding laundry, cleaning toilets. 643 00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:01,519 They need to get out and enjoy themselves as well. 644 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:02,937 I’m so excited. 645 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,024 Ooh! 646 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,234 Okay, thank you. 647 00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:09,694 Oh, hello, didn’t even know it was you. 648 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,363 -What’s going on? -Yeah, I’m a new deckie. 649 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:12,614 Yeah! 650 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,324 It’s babetown on the deck. 651 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:19,954 Ben, you’re gonna... 652 00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:21,206 -Don’t be silly. -I’m not. 653 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:22,749 -You good? -Okay. 654 00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:24,918 Woo! 655 00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:32,175 It’s really shallow here, Ben. 656 00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,972 Oh, get into that pristine water. 657 00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:39,432 Whoa! 658 00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:41,142 Just had a little slip. 659 00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:42,310 I ought to change my underpants. 660 00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:53,071 I don’t know if I’m still dreaming. 661 00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:54,739 It’s just stunning. 662 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:57,409 The colors, the shapes, just... 663 00:26:57,450 --> 00:27:00,036 oh, mind-blowing experience. 664 00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:02,330 Mwah, tutto bene. 665 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,668 The water’s beautiful, right? 666 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:07,961 Nothing wrong with that at all. 667 00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:13,299 Ah! 668 00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:14,676 That is a beautiful backdrop. 669 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,136 [phone ringing] 670 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:20,098 -Culver. -Hey. 671 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,101 Hey, Dad. 672 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:25,729 -Hey. -What’s up, Trey? 673 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:26,855 My man. 674 00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:29,274 I’m very close with my family. 675 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:31,109 I got my older brother, Trey, 676 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:33,445 my younger sister, Teracina, 677 00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:34,529 my pops, Cass. 678 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:36,281 He’s always had great advice for me. 679 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,116 I think that’s where I get my street smarts from. 680 00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:39,200 You work out? 681 00:27:39,242 --> 00:27:41,036 I try to get some workouts in. 682 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:42,912 My room’s like a little triangle, 683 00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:44,289 so it’s a bit tough, but... 684 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,750 The legendary Chef Kim, that’s my mother. 685 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:48,501 I love her more than anything. 686 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:52,213 The most important thing to me at the end of the day 687 00:27:52,255 --> 00:27:53,631 is my family. 688 00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:55,133 -All right, buddy. -Get back to work. 689 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:56,926 All right, love you too. 690 00:27:56,968 --> 00:27:58,219 See you guys. 691 00:27:58,261 --> 00:28:00,638 All right, you ready to go? 692 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,848 -Thank you. -Okay. 693 00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:04,100 I am, like, not hating anything right now. 694 00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:05,810 You better be touching wood. 695 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,812 Someone’s gonna touch wood. 696 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:09,022 Heh. 697 00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:11,107 -Culver. -What’s up? 698 00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:13,985 All right, you take the stern. 699 00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:15,987 All right... 700 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:17,405 The perfect spot, thank you. 701 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:18,490 Oh, really? That’s fantastic. 702 00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:19,824 -Oh, my God. -Thank you. 703 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,534 -Welcome back, how was it? -Lovely. 704 00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:28,708 Yeah. 705 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,043 I’ve gotta nip that in the bud... 706 00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:32,295 wrong term, I suppose. 707 00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:36,216 Your gonna get whipped, mate. 708 00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:38,718 Dana! 709 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,053 -What? -Nothing. 710 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,846 -Where do you want this? -Pass it up here. 711 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:42,806 Ah! 712 00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:46,017 Good, good, good. 713 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,519 Go get my wash in. 714 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,063 See that, I put my put my body on the line for you. 715 00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:54,025 Oh, mate! 716 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:56,236 Ah! Freezing! 717 00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:58,321 I meant to get you in the face. 718 00:28:58,363 --> 00:28:59,614 ----ing bloke, eh? 719 00:28:59,656 --> 00:29:00,990 I didn’t sign up for this harassment. 720 00:29:01,032 --> 00:29:01,991 I’m freezing, mate. 721 00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:03,451 Oh, Benny. 722 00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:05,537 I get hypothermia, I’m sending you the bill. 723 00:29:09,624 --> 00:29:11,292 Deck team, you can go down and get changed 724 00:29:11,334 --> 00:29:13,128 into your blacks for me, please. 725 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,800 Hello, room service. 726 00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:20,218 Hello. 727 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:23,096 Do you have an idea of when you’d like dinner? 728 00:29:24,014 --> 00:29:25,181 Cool. 729 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,108 So, like, with my boyfriend, 730 00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:36,735 we’re just having this long-distance relationship 731 00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,069 for the first time. 732 00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:41,406 We trust each other, however, there are moments. 733 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,700 I cannot be sure of everything, right? 734 00:29:47,704 --> 00:29:49,998 Ryan, they reckon about 8:00-ish. 735 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,624 What’s "8:00-ish?" 736 00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:52,417 8:00-ish. 737 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:53,543 They said about 8:00. 738 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:54,627 So we’re going at 8:00, then. 739 00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:56,296 Yeah, but it’s guests, so... 740 00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:00,800 Honestly, I think I’m just gonna start being late on food, 741 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,010 because at least I know it’s hitting the table 742 00:30:02,052 --> 00:30:03,595 hot every time. 743 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,263 Do you wanna go get changed and sit for half an hour? 744 00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:06,931 Because I think it’s gonna be quite a long night for you. 745 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,224 Okay. 746 00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:10,226 Yeah. 747 00:30:10,268 --> 00:30:12,187 If you ask, there will be one. 748 00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:17,776 -Ryan? -Yeah? 749 00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,277 Have you got a flame? 750 00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:20,862 -Yes. -Yay! 751 00:30:20,904 --> 00:30:23,406 I fall in love on every boat, I guess. 752 00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:25,492 I don’t know, or they fall in love with me. 753 00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:26,951 Do you want me to bring it back straightaway, or can I... 754 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:28,453 No, I’ll get it from you later. 755 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:30,955 So, if you need it, I’m in the Cartier suite. 756 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:32,290 Cartier suite it is. 757 00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:34,542 -Just so you know. -Sounds good. 758 00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:37,629 Deck team, deck team, 759 00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:39,255 come and meet me on the sundeck, please. 760 00:30:39,297 --> 00:30:40,715 Copy that. 761 00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:45,136 Would you like an espresso martini? 762 00:30:45,178 --> 00:30:46,638 I would. 763 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,639 [sighs] 764 00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:48,556 Ready. 765 00:30:48,598 --> 00:30:50,809 I’m gonna make some crew food. 766 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:51,935 What are you gonna make? 767 00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:53,436 -Pizza! -Pizza? 768 00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:55,605 Pizza! Pizza’s, like, my passion. 769 00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:58,316 I loved being at the pizza shop with my dad when I could. 770 00:30:58,358 --> 00:31:00,694 September 11th, ’09, I lost my father, 771 00:31:00,735 --> 00:31:02,612 so one and done, had a heart attack. 772 00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:04,406 He was at home, I was out. 773 00:31:04,447 --> 00:31:07,826 I kinda feel close with my dad when I’m cooking, 774 00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:08,952 I’m in the kitchen. 775 00:31:08,993 --> 00:31:11,788 So, here I am. 776 00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:13,248 Perfect. 777 00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:17,877 Let’s have a little seat here, eh? 778 00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:19,254 I was just gonna say... 779 00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:20,630 Well, I don’t know where Ben is, but... 780 00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:23,842 Here you go, doll. 781 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:26,302 Ben, Ben, Ben. 782 00:31:26,344 --> 00:31:27,554 Is he, like, coming? 783 00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:28,847 I don’t know where Ben is. 784 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:30,557 Ben’s gone AWOL. 785 00:31:30,598 --> 00:31:32,434 In the yachting world, just like hitting the police force... 786 00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:34,102 you just say, "Yes, sir," that’s it. 787 00:31:34,144 --> 00:31:36,646 Yes, sir, no, sir, sorry my boots aren’t polished, sir. 788 00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,231 But Ben does what he wants. 789 00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:40,483 My patience, it does run out. 790 00:31:40,525 --> 00:31:41,985 Benny, where’ve you been, mate? 791 00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:46,448 Did you hear my radio call? 792 00:31:46,489 --> 00:31:47,907 All right, we’ve been up here for a while. 793 00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:49,451 If you’re gonna have a shower or whatever, 794 00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:51,119 literally have your radio in there, man. 795 00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:53,538 So if you do hear it, say yeah, I’ll be up in five minutes, 796 00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:55,373 just in the shower, no dramas, all right? 797 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:57,542 Yes, sir, can I do pee-pee? 798 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,377 Can I have snack now? 799 00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:01,838 Besides that, just rinse the deck heads. 800 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:06,259 The girls might need us to help set up their wedding thing. 801 00:32:06,301 --> 00:32:08,720 Ah! 802 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:13,099 I’m gonna go and have a shower and put blacks on. 803 00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:15,727 Oh, my God. [bleep]. 804 00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:16,978 Coming up... 805 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:19,356 Aesha, Aesha, I am ready down here, first course. 806 00:32:19,397 --> 00:32:21,107 Only two of them have come up. 807 00:32:21,149 --> 00:32:23,777 Maybe just check first if the guests are actually around. 808 00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:25,904 There is no respect for what I’m doing in the galley. 809 00:32:40,752 --> 00:32:41,419 Does he ever wear a shirt? 810 00:32:42,212 --> 00:32:43,213 -Never. -No. 811 00:32:43,254 --> 00:32:44,714 I gotta the pizza. 812 00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:46,508 Nice. 813 00:32:46,549 --> 00:32:48,343 All right, so what do we got, talk to me? 814 00:32:48,385 --> 00:32:49,678 A little Thai-inspired night. 815 00:32:49,719 --> 00:32:51,137 So, we got Singapore street noodles. 816 00:32:51,179 --> 00:32:52,555 Right-o. 817 00:32:52,597 --> 00:32:54,432 Culver, Culver, you go down for a break. 818 00:32:54,474 --> 00:32:57,352 Yes, copy that. 819 00:32:57,394 --> 00:32:58,937 ----ing clean this sh-- up. 820 00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:00,939 Unbelievable. 821 00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:02,649 Yeah, they’re all getting changed now. 822 00:33:02,691 --> 00:33:04,442 What are we wearing? 823 00:33:10,532 --> 00:33:12,659 The guests requested a vow renewal 824 00:33:12,701 --> 00:33:14,577 for their wedding anniversary. 825 00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:18,832 These people have been together for 21 years, 826 00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:21,918 surrounded by strippers and rock stars, 827 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,629 so they bloody well deserve a celebration. 828 00:33:24,671 --> 00:33:28,258 Would you mind officiating the vow ceremony? 829 00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:29,884 In front of all those people? 830 00:33:29,926 --> 00:33:33,722 Uh, you know, I’m probably a little bit shy in nature. 831 00:33:33,763 --> 00:33:36,433 Not many people may know that, but deep down, I am. 832 00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:40,145 Where is the arch? 833 00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:41,396 Upstairs. 834 00:33:41,438 --> 00:33:42,897 Okay, let me get into it. 835 00:33:42,939 --> 00:33:44,607 I need someone up on the sundeck to help me 836 00:33:44,649 --> 00:33:45,817 with everything that’s going on up there. 837 00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:46,901 Copy that. 838 00:33:46,943 --> 00:33:48,570 Benny, I need a big adjustable wrench. 839 00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:52,574 But I kinda really want it to go well. 840 00:33:58,038 --> 00:33:59,581 You want to come up to the sundeck 841 00:33:59,622 --> 00:34:00,623 and see what we’re doing up there? 842 00:34:00,665 --> 00:34:03,501 -Okay. -Unbolt these. 843 00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:05,962 That’s where it’s gonna be, right? 844 00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:07,505 We just have to let it down and put the lights on it. 845 00:34:08,965 --> 00:34:10,133 All right. 846 00:34:13,678 --> 00:34:16,181 I come from an African family. 847 00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,099 My mum is big on manners. 848 00:34:18,141 --> 00:34:20,352 Growing up, you just have to be prim and proper, 849 00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:22,145 and that’s just the etiquette of the table. 850 00:34:22,187 --> 00:34:25,106 And then coming into yachting, it’s the same thing. 851 00:34:25,148 --> 00:34:27,817 Just to have a beautiful scape and delicious food, 852 00:34:27,859 --> 00:34:29,361 and just energy all around. 853 00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:30,820 Like, I just... 854 00:34:30,862 --> 00:34:33,448 I love being able to provide that for the guests. 855 00:34:33,490 --> 00:34:34,908 Cute. 856 00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:37,869 Tonight we’d like to pay respects... 857 00:34:37,911 --> 00:34:40,497 Here’s to Riddel and Sozzie, you know... 858 00:34:40,538 --> 00:34:41,498 Yeah. 859 00:34:41,539 --> 00:34:42,957 You know I get names wrong! 860 00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:44,626 I got... you know, I got married when I was younger, 861 00:34:44,668 --> 00:34:45,877 and they actually called me Nathan. 862 00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:47,087 Nathan! 863 00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:48,380 "And do you, Nathan," and I says, "Jason." 864 00:34:48,421 --> 00:34:49,631 I was 20. 865 00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:50,965 You got married when you were 20? 866 00:34:51,007 --> 00:34:53,051 -Yes. -What a flaming idiot. 867 00:34:53,093 --> 00:34:53,927 I know, I learned quick. 868 00:34:53,968 --> 00:34:55,970 We separated pretty young, too. 869 00:34:56,012 --> 00:34:58,765 Realized that street that I was running down wasn’t for me. 870 00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:00,433 I wanted to explore the world. 871 00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:01,559 How long did that one last? 872 00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:02,686 Five years. 873 00:35:02,727 --> 00:35:03,687 Oh, that’s pretty good for 20. 874 00:35:03,728 --> 00:35:05,021 Yeah, it was pretty good, yeah. 875 00:35:05,063 --> 00:35:06,773 I’m not in contact with her anymore. 876 00:35:06,815 --> 00:35:08,817 My relationship status in single, but 877 00:35:08,858 --> 00:35:11,152 I don’t think I’m the marrying type anymore. 878 00:35:11,194 --> 00:35:12,153 Rings are expensive now. 879 00:35:12,195 --> 00:35:13,571 Have you seen the price of gold? 880 00:35:13,613 --> 00:35:14,823 It’s gone through the roof. 881 00:35:14,864 --> 00:35:16,491 -You single? -Yeah. 882 00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:17,575 Oh, ready to mingle? 883 00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:19,828 -Ready to mingle. -Yeah! 884 00:35:19,869 --> 00:35:21,162 Okay. 885 00:35:22,205 --> 00:35:23,665 What do you do? 886 00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:28,878 Singaporean-style street noodles. 887 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,297 Awesome, that is so ----ing good. 888 00:35:31,339 --> 00:35:32,340 You’re an absolute legend. 889 00:35:32,382 --> 00:35:34,050 -Girl. -Hello. 890 00:35:34,092 --> 00:35:36,845 Aesha, Aesha, Ryan. I am ready down here. 891 00:35:36,886 --> 00:35:38,096 Copy... 892 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,765 ----ers. 893 00:35:40,807 --> 00:35:43,226 Maybe just check first if the guests are actually around. 894 00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:46,354 There’s zero communication, Jesus Christ. 895 00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:47,689 If he’d just said to me, 896 00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:49,858 "Hey, is the dinner ready to be plated?" 897 00:35:49,899 --> 00:35:51,860 he’d know that no, it’s not. 898 00:35:51,901 --> 00:35:56,614 But he doesn’t ask, he’s just ----ing pig-headed, ugh. 899 00:35:56,656 --> 00:35:59,200 It just frustrates me. 900 00:35:59,242 --> 00:36:00,160 Every time. 901 00:36:05,832 --> 00:36:07,375 Mate, this is unbelievably perfect. 902 00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,502 I might not get the helmet this week, oh, my God. 903 00:36:09,544 --> 00:36:10,754 You should get the helmet, 904 00:36:10,795 --> 00:36:12,088 because you didn’t wear the helmet. 905 00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:14,049 I’m not... mate, I’m 33, not 23. 906 00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:15,300 You’re not radar-certing me. 907 00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:16,801 You did lose a bit of respect, though. 908 00:36:16,843 --> 00:36:18,178 Not just from me, from everyone else. 909 00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:19,846 My self-respect’s all that matters. 910 00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:23,224 Oh. 911 00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:24,601 It’s complete bullsh--. 912 00:36:24,642 --> 00:36:26,811 It’s not my job to know what the guests are doing. 913 00:36:28,813 --> 00:36:30,190 You can’t tell me when the guests are sitting, 914 00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:31,399 "Okay, they’re ready for dinner," 915 00:36:31,441 --> 00:36:32,734 and expect them to start. 916 00:36:32,776 --> 00:36:34,235 You know, I have to build up to that point. 917 00:36:34,277 --> 00:36:37,238 There is no respect for what I’m doing in the galley. 918 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,782 ----ing killing me. 919 00:36:38,823 --> 00:36:40,492 -I’m ready. -Let’s rock and roll. 920 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:42,369 I’m ready to eat Ryan’s food! 921 00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:44,829 I’ll leave you guys with that. 922 00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:46,206 I’m gonna go practice my speech. 923 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,540 Dinner is ready, 924 00:36:47,582 --> 00:36:48,958 if you guys wanted to jump straight into dinner. 925 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,168 -Yeah. -Yeah, let’s do it. 926 00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,961 Oh, look how beautiful. 927 00:36:52,003 --> 00:36:53,922 All the guests are moving to the table now. 928 00:36:53,963 --> 00:36:56,216 Copy, let’s make sure we get any extra hands down here 929 00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:57,884 so that all the plates can go up at once. 930 00:36:57,926 --> 00:36:59,010 -Copy that. -Who’s sitting where? 931 00:36:59,052 --> 00:37:00,595 Yeah, switch it up, it’s okay. 932 00:37:00,637 --> 00:37:02,097 Heat-keeping lamps? 933 00:37:02,138 --> 00:37:03,515 Food-killing lamps, because they kill your food 934 00:37:03,556 --> 00:37:05,266 the longer they sit in it. 935 00:37:05,308 --> 00:37:07,018 That’s why you should just let me talk to the ----ing guests 936 00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:08,311 and figure out when they’re gonna have dinner. 937 00:37:08,353 --> 00:37:10,438 Ryan intrigues me. 938 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,441 I’ve been around prim and proper my whole life, 939 00:37:13,483 --> 00:37:15,652 so anything that’s, like, not prim and proper, 940 00:37:15,694 --> 00:37:17,404 like, is, like, intriguing to me. 941 00:37:17,445 --> 00:37:18,780 [belches] 942 00:37:18,822 --> 00:37:21,282 To an extent I feel like I’m drawn to broken men, 943 00:37:21,324 --> 00:37:23,910 which is something I’m working on. 944 00:37:23,952 --> 00:37:25,745 I’m tired of dead food. 945 00:37:25,787 --> 00:37:27,956 Okay, there we go. 946 00:37:27,997 --> 00:37:31,876 All right, here we go, Singapore street noodles. 947 00:37:31,918 --> 00:37:33,878 And it looks so beautiful. 948 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,631 It’s the same sh-- every time with the food for me. 949 00:37:36,673 --> 00:37:37,966 Over it. 950 00:37:38,008 --> 00:37:40,760 -Hey, don’t worry. -No, it bothers me. 951 00:37:40,802 --> 00:37:41,803 Does it taste okay? 952 00:37:41,845 --> 00:37:43,054 -Oh, my God! -So good. 953 00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:44,848 When we’re on a yacht, we’re... 954 00:37:44,889 --> 00:37:46,766 even though they’re paying for it, we’re still in control. 955 00:37:46,808 --> 00:37:48,226 Yeah, yeah, of course. 956 00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:49,728 Like, we have to direct, and we gotta tell them when 957 00:37:49,769 --> 00:37:51,229 they could go snorkeling because of tides, 958 00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:52,439 we gotta say when the boat can leave. 959 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,773 Yeah, of course. 960 00:37:53,815 --> 00:37:55,025 We gotta tell them when they gotta ----ing eat. 961 00:37:56,526 --> 00:37:57,652 Coming up... 962 00:37:57,694 --> 00:37:58,653 Smells like sh--. 963 00:37:58,695 --> 00:38:00,989 No way, what’s that? 964 00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:02,657 I can’t take it anymore. 965 00:38:02,699 --> 00:38:04,034 Get me the [bleep] off this boat. 966 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:12,834 All right, let’s find something. 967 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:16,755 Dirty, naughty poems. 968 00:38:16,796 --> 00:38:18,340 See what comes up here. 969 00:38:18,381 --> 00:38:20,592 As we lost our souls in that magical fire... 970 00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:22,093 Blegh. 971 00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:24,137 Oh, this makes me wanna get married! 972 00:38:24,179 --> 00:38:26,514 -Oh, shut up. -This is weird. 973 00:38:26,556 --> 00:38:27,766 Mm! 974 00:38:27,807 --> 00:38:28,892 Singapore street noodles. 975 00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:30,268 I proposed in Singapore. 976 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:31,895 On the top of the Marina Bay Sands. 977 00:38:31,936 --> 00:38:33,480 How beautiful. 978 00:38:33,521 --> 00:38:35,231 -I’m a romantic asshole. -He’s a romantic asshole. 979 00:38:35,273 --> 00:38:36,441 -They’re the best kind. -Aren’t they? 980 00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:37,942 -Best type. -Best. 981 00:38:37,984 --> 00:38:39,152 Because you never know what you’re gonna get. 982 00:38:39,194 --> 00:38:40,487 Cute. 983 00:38:40,528 --> 00:38:41,613 You know what, you should put a candle in these, 984 00:38:41,654 --> 00:38:42,697 like, roses, Jamie. 985 00:38:42,739 --> 00:38:44,282 -Are these real? -No, just... 986 00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:46,826 [laughing] 987 00:38:46,868 --> 00:38:47,827 Thank you! 988 00:38:47,869 --> 00:38:49,120 May I take your plate, gorgeous? 989 00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:50,288 -Thank you. -Oh, it’s my pleasure. 990 00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:52,665 Any crew, wedding in five minutes. 991 00:38:52,707 --> 00:38:53,750 -Copy. -Captain? 992 00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:54,751 -Yeah. -You ready? 993 00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:56,294 Ugh. 994 00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:57,796 All right, we ready for the lovebirds? 995 00:38:57,837 --> 00:38:59,255 What a treat tonight. 996 00:38:59,297 --> 00:39:00,507 In honor of your wedding anniversary, 997 00:39:00,548 --> 00:39:02,634 we organized something for you guys. 998 00:39:02,676 --> 00:39:04,260 Oh, my gosh! 999 00:39:07,555 --> 00:39:09,474 Thalassa, the Goddess of the sea, 1000 00:39:09,516 --> 00:39:11,601 and we wish you wonderful love for the future. 1001 00:39:13,645 --> 00:39:14,604 Thank you. 1002 00:39:14,646 --> 00:39:15,814 All right, you guys ready? 1003 00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:19,401 I guess we are. What is going on? 1004 00:39:19,442 --> 00:39:20,902 What? 1005 00:39:20,944 --> 00:39:22,278 Oh, come on! 1006 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:23,613 Oh! No way! 1007 00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:26,157 Welcome under these wonderful Queensland skies. 1008 00:39:26,199 --> 00:39:29,327 We bring together two unique, warm-hearted individuals again, 1009 00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:32,914 surrounded by their outrageous friends. 1010 00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:34,749 Seeing this love reminds me of my parents. 1011 00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:37,419 Cass and Kim have been together for, like, 30 years. 1012 00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:40,171 I’d hit the goldmine if I found a girl like Chef Kim. 1013 00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:42,632 Do a lot of guys look for girls 1014 00:39:42,674 --> 00:39:44,926 that have the same qualities as their mother? 1015 00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:48,513 Love hard when there is love to be had. 1016 00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:50,056 Oh! 1017 00:39:50,098 --> 00:39:52,100 I’m just not me without you. 1018 00:39:52,142 --> 00:39:53,768 -Oh! -Aw! 1019 00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:55,603 -Cheers! -Yay! 1020 00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:57,814 Above and beyond, this is the best. 1021 00:39:57,856 --> 00:39:59,524 Do we throw the roses at you? 1022 00:39:59,566 --> 00:40:01,067 Congratulations! 1023 00:40:01,109 --> 00:40:02,610 We’ve just taken this charter 1024 00:40:02,652 --> 00:40:05,238 from special to unforgettable, 1025 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,781 and I’m proud of the whole crew. 1026 00:40:06,823 --> 00:40:08,033 Ah. 1027 00:40:08,074 --> 00:40:10,702 Except for Ryan and his sh-- attitude. 1028 00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:12,245 Let’s go downstairs. 1029 00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:20,128 We should put all the roses around the Jacuzzi. 1030 00:40:22,672 --> 00:40:23,757 Do you see the dolphin? 1031 00:40:23,798 --> 00:40:25,050 Baby dolphin. See the squid? 1032 00:40:25,091 --> 00:40:26,301 The dolphin will go for the squid. 1033 00:40:26,343 --> 00:40:27,635 I need a... have you got your phone? 1034 00:40:27,677 --> 00:40:28,845 I need to take a photo of that. 1035 00:40:28,887 --> 00:40:32,515 Hey, Benny? Can I get you a martini? 1036 00:40:32,557 --> 00:40:33,683 You’re killing me. 1037 00:40:35,226 --> 00:40:36,895 I’m not getting along with my bosun, 1038 00:40:36,936 --> 00:40:38,772 and the captain’s picking on me. 1039 00:40:38,813 --> 00:40:40,815 This is not what it’s meant to be like on a superyacht. 1040 00:40:40,857 --> 00:40:42,817 I’m meant to be cracking jokes with my colleagues, 1041 00:40:42,859 --> 00:40:44,277 have a good time, 1042 00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:45,653 not getting picked on by every Tom, Dick, and Harry. 1043 00:40:45,695 --> 00:40:46,905 Okay, good night, darling. 1044 00:40:46,946 --> 00:40:48,948 Good night, have a good rest. 1045 00:40:48,990 --> 00:40:50,408 -Do we want Jacuzzi? -I think we should. 1046 00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:52,660 All right, I’m gonna get my swimmers on. 1047 00:40:52,702 --> 00:40:56,539 Magda, Magda, just a reminder to finish at 10:00. 1048 00:40:56,581 --> 00:40:58,875 I know, I’m just preparing some notes for you, 1049 00:40:58,917 --> 00:40:59,959 because I didn’t finish. 1050 00:41:00,001 --> 00:41:01,920 Mm, mm, mm. 1051 00:41:01,961 --> 00:41:03,380 These need to be folded. 1052 00:41:03,421 --> 00:41:05,924 -See you tomorrow. -Ah! 1053 00:41:05,965 --> 00:41:07,759 -Thank you so much. -Oh, pleasure. 1054 00:41:07,801 --> 00:41:09,427 Oh, my God. 1055 00:41:15,725 --> 00:41:18,103 [speaking Polish] 1056 00:41:25,568 --> 00:41:27,153 Oh, yes. 1057 00:41:27,195 --> 00:41:28,947 Just so you know, there’s been a few... there’s been a... 1058 00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:31,032 Oh my God! 1059 00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:32,200 Hey, doll. 1060 00:41:33,451 --> 00:41:34,869 Yeah. 1061 00:41:34,911 --> 00:41:36,287 It’s really annoying, I don’t think I’ll be able 1062 00:41:36,329 --> 00:41:37,789 to talk Scott much at all, because 1063 00:41:37,831 --> 00:41:40,458 he’s eight hours ahead, but, like, the day before. 1064 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,211 Do you guys just leave your video on and hang out? 1065 00:41:43,253 --> 00:41:45,255 Sometimes we can be very addicted, like, 1066 00:41:45,296 --> 00:41:47,757 falling asleep together on the phone call. 1067 00:41:47,799 --> 00:41:50,260 Oh, my God, I wouldn’t ever do that. 1068 00:41:50,301 --> 00:41:51,928 If you really, really want it... 1069 00:41:51,970 --> 00:41:53,263 Mm-hmm. 1070 00:41:53,304 --> 00:41:54,973 You will have time anytime. 1071 00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:56,266 Sounds a bit codependent to me. 1072 00:41:56,307 --> 00:41:58,727 I love Scott so much. 1073 00:41:58,768 --> 00:42:00,186 He’s the one. 1074 00:42:00,228 --> 00:42:01,771 We’ve already talked about getting married 1075 00:42:01,813 --> 00:42:03,606 and how many kids we’ll have and that kind of thing. 1076 00:42:03,648 --> 00:42:07,152 But any spare moment I get, I just need sleep. 1077 00:42:07,193 --> 00:42:09,529 Otherwise I have, like, no personality. 1078 00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:11,656 I just think if he was working and stuff, 1079 00:42:11,698 --> 00:42:12,866 you don’t need to be talking that much, you know? 1080 00:42:12,907 --> 00:42:14,576 No, no, obviously, obviously. 1081 00:42:14,617 --> 00:42:17,037 -Night, guys. -All right, mwah. 1082 00:42:17,996 --> 00:42:19,706 Good night, guys. 1083 00:42:19,748 --> 00:42:21,416 Good night, have a great night. 1084 00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:24,169 -Good night. -Night, darling. 1085 00:42:25,045 --> 00:42:27,464 [squeegee squeaking] 1086 00:42:30,717 --> 00:42:32,552 [water rushing] 1087 00:42:38,683 --> 00:42:40,602 Oh, my God. 1088 00:42:40,643 --> 00:42:42,729 No way. What was that? 1089 00:42:42,771 --> 00:42:44,939 Ew, ew, ew... ew. 1090 00:42:44,981 --> 00:42:46,566 Poo water. Disgusting. 1091 00:42:49,235 --> 00:42:50,612 Is this a joke? 1092 00:42:50,653 --> 00:42:51,696 [bleep] 1093 00:42:51,738 --> 00:42:53,156 Oh, my God. 1094 00:43:02,874 --> 00:43:06,878 This is a sign for me of, like, I can’t do this anymore. 1095 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,129 Get me the [bleep] off this boat. 1096 00:43:08,171 --> 00:43:09,756 I’m gonna quit. 1097 00:43:12,133 --> 00:43:13,218 Yeah, hey, mate, it’s Benny. 1098 00:43:13,259 --> 00:43:15,095 I need to speak to you.