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Previously, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...
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Aesha, Aesha, Ryan.
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-I’ll have one too. though
-All right!
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Okay, crew, let’s start
getting some hands
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to the galley to bring food up.
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-Food’s coming.
-What is happening?
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What kind of chef
starts plating
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without hearing that guests
are even at the table?
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Don’t plate stuff until
I’ve actually said
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they’re sitting at the table.
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Ask the guests to come sit at
the table, their lunch is ready.
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Oh, my goodness, Jamie.
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I’m currently single
and ready to mingle.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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Okay.
I have a boyfriend.
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All right, stop, stop, stop.
Ah!
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This thing’s like
a sausage mincer.
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It’s big, it’s fast,
I’m sh--ting myself.
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-Jump out, then.
-Cut my foot open.
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-Calm down, all right?
-I’m scared mate.
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You’re a deckhand.
Just do what you’re told to do.
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This charter’s award
has gone to Benny.
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You have to wear that.
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Ah!
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He thinks he can
make his deckhand wear
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this stupid helmet all night.
It’s not gonna bloody happen.
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I don’t wanna be there going
----ing do this,
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----ing do that.
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All I ask is
just listen to me.
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I don’t listen to anybody.
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I’m not your monkey,
and I ain’t gonna dance.
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Understand that I am
gonna be your boss.
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So...
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Jesus, like, ugh.
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We’re yachting on a superyacht.
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I didn’t sign up for the army.
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You know, like, honestly,
I lost my dad and...
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and mum six months apart in
the middle of coronavirus.
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I need some positive
reinforcement.
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It’s not that hard to lead me.
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I just need mutual respect.
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I’m gonna be patient,
and trust me,
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I’ve got your back, all right?
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Good times.
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Was that a porterhouse
or a strip?
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It’s a porterhouse.
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Where’s the filet?
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Ah!
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Jamie, I’m, like,
everyone’s lovely.
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Oh!
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Double team.
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Oh! Yes!
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Yeah, hole-in-one, awesome.
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Magda’s an attractive girl.
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This whole time
we’ve been flirting
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and talking and being silly.
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The spark is there, yeah.
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Ugh!
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Oh, now I’m so full.
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Let’s go.
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-Hey!
-Yay!
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Thank you!
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Come on, Mags.
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Where you going?
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To the hot tub.
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Everyone’s going to the jacuzzi.
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I’m ready for the hot tub party!
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[bleep] yeah!
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[shouting]
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Ah!
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Grab a drink!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Good morning, Jamie!
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Oh sh--.
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Come on.
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This is so entertaining.
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Oh, she’s in the mood.
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I love this.
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Wait for the beat,
wait for the beat...
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three, two, one, and...
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Just because I have a boyfriend,
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I don’t wanna stop myself
from just having fun.
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I like to dance,
I like feel hot.
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I’m Latina,
so I just wanna have fun.
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No, just inside.
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Just, like, very deep inside
I feel more Latino than...
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Open. Open. Open!
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No.
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Watch yourself, Jamie.
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Yeah, I’m right here, okay?
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Yo!
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----ing boyfriend,
boyfriend.
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Wait...
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How am I gonna work with
this for ----ing six weeks?
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----ing boyfriend?
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What the [bleep] is that?
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Now I know what
to stay away from...
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everyone.
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You’ve got a boyfriend, too?
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I’m not interested, though.
I’m not interested.
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You can walk out naked,
I don’t give a [bleep]
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Yeah.
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There’s two sexy single
girls right in front of him.
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No chicks on this boat is in
my ----ing peripheral vision.
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You’re done.
All the chicks, done.
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I might not be his type,
but it’s just, like,
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he’s choosing
the biggest asshole way
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to tell everyone that
we’re not his type.
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I don’t have time
for that sh--.
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How ----ing immature are you?
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Two out of four girls.
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It was just, like, a ----ing
slap in the face.
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Like, it’s your ----ing problem.
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Yeah.
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Good night, darling.
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Good night, babe, sleep well.
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You’re a ----ing asshole.
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[beeping]
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[yawns]
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I’m more tired this morning
than I was last night.
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Morning!
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Let’s do some yoga.
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Okay.
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Doing laundry today.
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[grunts]
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Whew.
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This is the stuff
I won’t tolerate.
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If there’s disrespect
in our own housekeeping,
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I think that’s
disrespecting us all.
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Clean up after ourselves.
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We’re here to have
a responsible, fun time.
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I don’t mind crew having
a good time,
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but this place is a shambles,
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and I’m not gonna put up
with it at all.
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Yeah, look, I’m walking away.
No, walking away.
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Y’all will figure
it out, mate.
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No, you gotta do you gotta do.
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Okay, but something happened.
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What happened up here,
do you remember?
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No, what happened?
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I gotta take these off,
I can’t...
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I can’t talk.
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Goddamn...
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Okay, this is why I was
pissed off last night.
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The vibe turned, right,
but it made me feel
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like sh--.
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Even him, like, rejecting me
made me feel bad.
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Yeah.
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Like, that’s something
I need to work on.
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-Within yourself.
-Within myself.
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-100%.
-Yeah.
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I’ve been on a very, like,
feminine journey this year.
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I left a relationship
that became very codependent,
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and I’m realizing
that whatever a man was for you,
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you can give yourself.
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And I’m still on
that journey right now.
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It’s been a long time,
though, since I’ve had sex,
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so that’s probably why.
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The boat is absolutely a mess.
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Get this crew on their feet.
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[yawns]
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As a leader,
I’m like [bleep],
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what have I said?
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Didn’t mean to upset anyone,
but there’s a rule.
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The rule is to tell me
that you’ve got a boyfriend.
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Like, oh, you’ve
got a boyfriend?
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Oh, cool, well,
that’s good to know.
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Excellent, oh, cool.
No more leading on Jamie.
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[bleep] me, what time is it?
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You were so hammered
last night, eh, don’t you?
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Mm-hmm.
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I’ll make you eggs
if you rub my feet.
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Yeah, pull...
ah, that felt good.
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-Oh!
-Oof.
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Boat’s a sh-- sight.
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[alarm blaring]
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Ladies, good morning.
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Good morning.
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-Oh, my God.
-Are you ----ing serious?
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All crew, all crew,
we have a general alarm.
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Can we please muster
on main deck aft?
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Oh, my God.
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Hurry up,
got a general alarm, mate.
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Cap, what’s the alarm for?
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Coming up...
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All crew, all crew,
guests are coming.
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As a captain, I’m trying
to lead from example,
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but we’ve got a hell
of a long way to go.
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-Benny, ASAP.
-Copy.
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Woo-hoo!
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[alarm blaring]
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Hurry up, it’s called
a general alarm, mate.
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Okay, Xavier, shut it down.
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Thank you.
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Okay, that was
a general alarm.
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We don’t know what’s
going on, do we?
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Could have been a fire,
could have been anything, yeah?
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Who’s got their radios?
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Four, okay.
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So, 50 percent of our crew
are down with communication.
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We wanna crack straight
on into work,
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because this boat’s
a mess, yeah?
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Go and get changed,
but after that,
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I want you guys to get straight
into the laundry,
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straighten up the Jacuzzi,
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because guests will be
arriving at 12:00.
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-Yeah.
-Right-o.
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Crack on with it.
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I need my radio.
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If you guys can just
smash out the beds...
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Full wash-down.
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I want all furniture
washed as well.
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I love seeing you clean
with your crown on.
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All right, I’m coming
to save your cat.
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Magda.
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Oh!
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Nice abs.
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Are these someone’s grundies?
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Ugh!
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They were on
the teak over there.
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Did we get naked? No.
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I had a good time,
and I was a good girl.
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I was dancing, like, a salsa.
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I think your feathers
got a little flopped last night,
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finding out
someone wasn’t single.
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Yeah, I was like,
what the [bleep] man,
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because I don’t wanna be
doing anything inappropriate.
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Rawr, rawr.
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How long do you reckon
you’ve got left on this?
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Where the [bleep] is Magda?
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I don’t know.
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Magda, Magda, do you mind
vacuuming the cabins?
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Copy that.
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Attention, all crew,
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can I see Jamie, Ryan, and
Aesha down in the crew mess?
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-On my way.
-Copy.
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-Here we are again.
-Hola.
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Okay? Round two.
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Randall and Suzie Waller
from Sydney
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are the co-primary
charter guests.
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Randall Waller is an
acclaimed rock musician
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who has toured the world as
a lead guitarist for stars such
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as Shania Twain, Elton John,
and Keith Urban.
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-Shania Twain?
-Yeah.
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Also along for the charter
are Dana and Darren,
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both exotic dancers
who were crowned
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Australia’s 2020 male and
female stripper of the year.
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I hope they give us a strip.
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Rounding out the group,
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Jen, the director of an
adult entertainment agency.
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Smoking hot, dude.
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Randall and Suzie,
who are celebrating
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their 21st wedding anniversary,
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have requested a
vow renewal ceremony.
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That’s cool.
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00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,674
And night two, guests would like
to have a pirate theme party.
258
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,429
I’ll do it for them,
but have you ever been
259
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,473
to a five-star restaurant
and it’s pirate night...
260
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,392
like, ever?
261
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,769
Going through the likes,
curries, Vietnamese.
262
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,229
Mm-hmm.
263
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,772
I think it’s gonna be
a pretty fun charter.
264
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,482
Rock and roll,
down and dirty.
265
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,526
Have you ever had food
at a strip club?
266
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,361
They’re not looking
at the meat on their plate.
267
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,780
I wanna step it up a little bit.
268
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,032
Let’s give them everything
they want, for sure.
269
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,408
Yeah.
270
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,826
The guests will be arriving
by water taxi
271
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,578
because the tide’s
gonna be at the lowest
272
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,996
when the guests arrive.
273
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,831
So, we need to get out of
here and anchor out there.
274
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,416
-Yeah.
-Let’s get into it.
275
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,667
Let’s turn this boat over.
276
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,588
Last night was hilarious.
277
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,548
We were dancing salsa
in a Jacuzzi.
278
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,843
Jamie was so annoyed.
279
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,845
But I didn’t feel like
I did something, like,
280
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,056
-wrong to him.
-No, no, no.
281
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,766
I’m very open
with my relationship,
282
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,893
but I’m not gonna be, like,
first day,
283
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,269
hi, my name is Magda,
284
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,729
I have a boyfriend,
remember about it.
285
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,606
Hi, my name is Magda,
I have a boyfriend, okay?
286
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,654
and you know...
287
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,947
Do you know what I mean?
It’s like...
288
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,616
because it’s a...
289
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,284
In the Western culture,
290
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:50,955
dancing that way with
another man is not kosher.
291
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,709
But me being African, we’re
very touchy and we’re flirty.
292
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,294
So, I see both sides.
293
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,504
Now I know, at least.
294
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,672
Yeah.
295
00:13:58,713 --> 00:13:59,881
I’m not gonna play with his
feelings.
296
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,299
Don’t feel bad.
297
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,842
-Like, it’s your prerogative.
-Oh, no, no.
298
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:03,968
-Yeah.
-It’s fine.
299
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,553
Right.
We have so much to do.
300
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,517
This is gonna go in here,
301
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,143
so we could pull the tail on out
and just throw it in there.
302
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,853
-Get rid of this.
-Tie it to that one.
303
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,146
And yeah, boom, boom, boom.
304
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,314
I’m gonna put these
in the rear.
305
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,982
Okay.
Sounds good.
306
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,985
All crew, all crew, we’ll
be departing in 15 minutes.
307
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,321
Copy.
308
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,739
You good to go, Benny?
309
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:25,740
Prep the tender.
310
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,368
All lines off from the stern.
311
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,953
Oh!
312
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,247
Cap, all lines are off at
the stern. We’re good to go.
313
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,792
We’re all good.
314
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,419
Forty meters off the dock.
315
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,421
[honking]
316
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,339
Now clear of
the starboard marker.
317
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,383
So, just one course for lunch?
318
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,968
There’s gonna be salad, steak.
319
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,553
-Main fork and steak knife.
-Gotcha.
320
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,179
Twenty minutes after
we get there,
321
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,433
we should be able
to serve-ish.
322
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,767
Mm, we’re trying to
aim for a time,
323
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,394
but it’s never gonna
be that time.
324
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:57,188
I’ll be waiting on you
every time, I know that.
325
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,649
As long as we just keep
working as a team
326
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,192
and not opposing forces.
327
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,652
I’m the chef,
you’re the chief stew.
328
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:03,945
I have to make the food.
329
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:08,700
I have been trying so hard
to get on with Ryan
330
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,076
and be kind to him,
331
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:14,205
but it’s really hard to
be friends with a [bleep].
332
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,832
Thank you.
333
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,751
Deck crew, got a big
rain shower coming through.
334
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,544
Yeah, copy, we see that.
335
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,879
Everything’s still covered.
336
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,131
Here’s a little welcome
plate for cheese.
337
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,551
Okay, deck crew, deck crew,
338
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,678
we’re gonna drop an anchor
in a minute.
339
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,679
Copy that, Cap.
340
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,097
Drop, drop, drop.
341
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,690
Okay, Cap, that’s one
shackle in the water.
342
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,776
Jamie, Jamie,
tender one ready.
343
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,488
You want the little fenders on?
344
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,239
Go out and do that.
Be ready.
345
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,077
Like...
346
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,745
Oh, Jesus.
347
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,414
Okay, all crew, tie the
tender on the port side
348
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,750
and get ready for guest arrival.
349
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,920
Bring it in nice and
slow, then, nice and easy.
350
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,546
Ah!
351
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,131
Mother of God.
Okay.
352
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:08,927
-Ah!
-Bro...
353
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,595
Oh, God bless Ben.
354
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,973
He’s like...
You know, just...
355
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,433
Just relax, Ben, you’re good.
356
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,143
Inside, Ben, inside.
357
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,186
-Hey?
-On the inside.
358
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,854
Like this?
359
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:20,855
----ing hell.
360
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,315
Gimme a break.
361
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,109
I came in thinking this
was gonna be a happy family,
362
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,111
and it has not ended up
that way at all.
363
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:30,073
Like, my fun-o-meter, you know,
it’s like [makes noise].
364
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,950
Ugh.
Whew!
365
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,119
All crew, I just got word
that guests
366
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,538
are boarding their
water taxi, so be ready.
367
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,003
Benny, you need to be dressed.
368
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,295
Oh sh--.
369
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,132
All crew, all crew,
guests are coming.
370
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,509
-I see it, baby.
-Woohoo!
371
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,885
[bleep] are those boxers, dude?
372
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,430
-You never seen these?
-No, it looks dope.
373
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,974
Tumi, can you fill
six champagne glasses?
374
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:56,975
Copy.
375
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,393
Come on!
376
00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,853
This morning,
I wake them up with a fire alarm
377
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:00,895
to get their ass into gear.
378
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,313
Now they’re late.
379
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,815
As a captain, I’m trying
to lead from example,
380
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:07,110
but sh--, we got a hell
of a long way to go.
381
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,194
Oh!
382
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,571
Deck crew, deck crew and Aesha.
383
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,363
Copy.
384
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,489
They’re right there.
385
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,657
-Benny, ASAP.
-Here we go.
386
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,200
I’ve got nothing on, hang on.
387
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,660
Come on, mate,
boating isn’t a game.
388
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:23,460
They’re right there.
389
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,338
-Benny, ASAP.
-Copy.
390
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,547
Let’s go.
391
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,506
Woo-hoo!
392
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,758
-Get your tits out!
-Tits out.
393
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:30,925
I was a little
flustered this morning.
394
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,430
The party’s here!
395
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,099
-Woo!
-Yay!
396
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,267
I love them already.
397
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,894
Go, go, go,
wrap, wrap, warp.
398
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,812
The party has arrived.
399
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:43,813
Hi!
400
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:44,647
-Suzie.
-Suzie?
401
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,857
-Jason.
-Thank you, Jason.
402
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,025
Good to meet you.
403
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,234
We’re here to keep
you guys in line.
404
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,444
Hi, I’m Dana.
405
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,613
-How are you? Daz.
-Daz?
406
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,782
-I’m Jen.
-Jen, it’s so nice to meet you.
407
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,992
Oh, all right,
then, if I must.
408
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,621
-Welcome aboard Thalassa.
-Yes.
409
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,872
Aesha will show you
around your rooms,
410
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,123
we’ll bring
your luggage down.
411
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,541
Just enjoy the boat.
412
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,210
Okay, I think we need
to get the tour going.
413
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,545
It’s probably different tours
than you guys are used to.
414
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,424
So, this is the top deck.
415
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,717
Can I tan topless out here?
416
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,886
Oh, you can be naked
the whole time.
417
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,096
This is a nude boat.
418
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,347
This should be a fun one.
419
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,431
Daz!
420
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:19,599
There you go.
421
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,518
I cannot take you
people anywhere.
422
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,854
They look like rock stars.
423
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,690
Yeah!
424
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,233
All right,
let’s go downstairs.
425
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,984
This is the upper salon.
426
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,195
Splitting, ah!
427
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,655
This is the twin room.
428
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,573
One’s for sleeping,
one’s for ----ing.
429
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,909
-Oh, shut up!
-This is your master suite.
430
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,328
You know everyone’s
gonna end up in here.
431
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,329
Yeah.
432
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,414
Just gotta test it out.
433
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,665
Daz! Stop! Stop!
434
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,835
They are just all
over the place.
435
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:50,630
It’s like trying to herd
really horny cats.
436
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:51,673
I just need to say...
437
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,174
Randall, is this
your side, mate?
438
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,926
Everybody out of my room!
439
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,012
Oh, my God.
440
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,347
Let’s just get this
out right now, though.
441
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,099
Do you want cheese boards
or anything?
442
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,018
-Yeah, cheese.
-I hate cheese.
443
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,811
When you get a chance,
someone break away,
444
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:07,313
get their T-shirt on,
and get down in the flake.
445
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,523
I can go for it.
446
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,400
-You wanna give it a go?
-Yeah.
447
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:13,403
I mean, we all saw what Benny
did with the anchor chain.
448
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,530
Ah!
449
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:16,865
What’s happening down there?
450
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,366
I’m sh--ting myself.
Cut my foot open.
451
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,826
-Calm down.
-I’m scared, mate.
452
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:22,454
After last night, I wanna go
on the anchor chain
453
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,622
because I wanna
prove to the team
454
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,208
what a ----ing badass bitch
is on this deck.
455
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,544
Watch out, boys, I got this.
456
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:30,795
The tools should be in there
457
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,630
and the gloves are
there to the left.
458
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,965
I’m just gonna continue pulling.
459
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,176
Yeah, do you mind taking
that plastic tray down?
460
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,177
Sure.
461
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,178
A little more cilantro.
462
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,179
Oh, hello.
463
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,180
Hey!
464
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,556
That’s nice.
465
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,141
Okay, we can start
picking up the anchor.
466
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,517
Copy that, Cap.
467
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:45,518
All right, Brittini.
468
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,686
Rage.
469
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,946
-Welcome.
-You all good?
470
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:57,822
-Yeah.
-Cool.
471
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,033
Okay, anchor’s home, Cap.
472
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,034
Woo!
473
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,077
Done.
474
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,286
-It’s not that hard, is it?
-No.
475
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,412
Good work.
476
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:05,914
All right, she’s all over it.
477
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,583
Yes, Brittini!
478
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,252
Aft deck, you can start
bringing some line out, please.
479
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,879
You’ve got mud all over you.
480
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,509
Got some veggies.
481
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,177
That’s okay,
I’ll just feed myself.
482
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,388
Mm!
483
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:22,722
Sauces are good.
484
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,599
Yeah, I thought you have
an orgasm right now.
485
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,101
-Wanna taste them?
-No.
486
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,061
We’ll go and
get changed into blues.
487
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:28,937
Cool.
488
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,814
How about them guests, though?
489
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,649
Yeah, we got full-blow
rock stars on board.
490
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,736
Stop it!
491
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,154
Well, how are we supposed
to when you guys are on board?
492
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,491
Or a [bleep].
493
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,665
Choppy.
Oh, my God, mm.
494
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,213
Copy that.
495
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,095
It’s on tight.
496
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,514
Do you need anything
else up here?
497
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:06,850
Ugh!
498
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,894
Ben reminds me a lot of
myself when I was younger.
499
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,272
Every Saturday and Sunday
I was in detention.
500
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:15,900
Just stay there for
a little bit until
501
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,110
this next wave gets you again.
502
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:20,280
He needs to
start being responsible,
503
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,615
so I might have to give him
a little kick up the ass.
504
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,034
You know, if you keep
someone in the nest
505
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,910
and keep coddling them
all the time,
506
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,537
they’re not gonna fly,
are they?
507
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,497
You push them off
the nest a couple times,
508
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:30,874
they’re gonna learn to fly.
509
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:34,377
-Thanks, mate.
-No problem at all.
510
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,130
Finish with some good olive oil.
511
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,174
For lunch today we have
a little Brazilian influence.
512
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,176
We’re gonna do some skewers
right in front of the guests,
513
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,011
and get it all
out on the barbie.
514
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,971
Any chance I get to engage
with guests, I’m all for it.
515
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,848
I can present the food, and
I can gather the guests
516
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,852
and have them sit at the table
when lunch is actually ready.
517
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:55,607
To many, many more years
of getting paid to be naked.
518
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,525
Is there any chance one
of the deckies
519
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,027
will be able to help
520
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,196
put up the wedding arch
for this anniversary?
521
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,572
Yeah.
522
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,242
Yeah.
523
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,331
Wait, the whole thing
was a joke?
524
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,791
I’m gonna take a dump
in his pillowcase.
525
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,376
That is so funny.
526
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:15,377
I’m gonna get the team prepped.
527
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:16,586
Yeah.
528
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,046
Culver, Culver,
prep the anchor, please.
529
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:19,172
Copy that.
530
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,423
Would anyone like
some more champagne?
531
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,217
-Me!
-Oh, yes, please!
532
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:23,635
I don’t even know which glass
is mine, I’m just whatevs.
533
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,303
Drop, drop, drop, Culver.
534
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,224
Tumi, Tumi can you
go on your break now?
535
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,393
Copy.
536
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,728
Okay, Culver,
lock that off.
537
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,021
Yeah, we’re all good.
538
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,861
-We’re good to eat.
-Now?
539
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:43,446
Look at this table!
540
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,990
Oh, Ryan, it smells amazing.
541
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,243
All right, some little
barbeque meats here.
542
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,203
We’ve got a little bit
of chicken, Wagyu sirloin,
543
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,539
and a tahini-roasted
cauliflower.
544
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:53,748
Oh!
545
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,125
Simple clean easy lunch,
so, enjoy, okay.
546
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,127
-Everything smells amazing.
-Wow.
547
00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,795
I’ll have some chicken, please.
548
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,005
Chicken? Sure.
549
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,131
Yes, please.
550
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,757
Deck crew, deck crew,
deck crew,
551
00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:04,009
can you meet me on
the sundeck, please?
552
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,135
Copy.
553
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,678
Let’s get ready
to launch the tender.
554
00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:14,102
Thank you, honey.
555
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,854
Okay, I’m taking all that.
556
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,689
-How good is cauliflower?
-I’m not complaining.
557
00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:19,482
-Mm, mm!
-Oh, my gosh.
558
00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:20,525
Oh!
559
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,445
-All right, ready?
-Mm-hmm.
560
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:25,697
Yep, yep, hold it, that’s it.
561
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:27,574
Keep going,
boom out a little bit.
562
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,075
Boom out.
563
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,076
You... you can’t hold a
boat like that, mate.
564
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,369
You gotta hold it back here,
565
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,620
and you gotta tell him
when he’s clear.
566
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:33,997
Yeah.
567
00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:35,623
Let the bow out of it,
be parallel.
568
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:36,916
I’m so full.
569
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,504
Good, I hope so.
570
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:42,589
Good to go, eh?
571
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:43,923
-Very good work.
-No worries.
572
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,300
Do you guys wanna go,
573
00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:46,634
like, paddleboarding
and snorkeling, and...
574
00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:47,635
Yes!
575
00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:48,636
We’ll get changed.
576
00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,138
Deck crew, deck crew,
577
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,557
the guests would love to
do some paddleboarding
578
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,933
and snorkeling and stuff.
579
00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:55,018
Yeah, Aesha,
I’ll organize it.
580
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:56,019
-Hey, guys.
-Yeah.
581
00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:57,228
-Paddleboards.
-Yeah.
582
00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,146
Let’s go.
583
00:23:58,188 --> 00:23:59,647
I’m just filling these guy in.
584
00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:01,024
Yeah, we’re just gonna
go along there, right?
585
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,817
Head towards
those white markers.
586
00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:04,444
As far as leadership style goes,
587
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,029
Captain Jason’s different
than what I’m used to.
588
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:07,530
-We need more paddleboards, eh?
-Yeah.
589
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:10,075
I thought I was gonna be able
to lead the team,
590
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,993
but it seems like Jason
wants my job as the bosun.
591
00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:14,329
This has gotta be
pumped up a bit more.
592
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:15,789
Which is fine by me.
593
00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:17,665
I’m just gonna take instruction
and follow the rules.
594
00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:18,917
Get them sorted
out straightaway.
595
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,044
-We got it.
-We got it.
596
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:22,962
Oh, look at the color
of the water.
597
00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:28,051
I can literally bend over
and look at my own asshole.
598
00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:29,511
Let’s do it back-to-back.
599
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:30,762
Okay.
600
00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:31,930
-Hey, look...
-Okay, all right...
601
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,223
-Our vaginas are...
-Hang on.
602
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,061
Oh sh--.
603
00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:40,021
Don’t step on my glasses,
they’re brand new.
604
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:41,731
What are you blowing down there?
605
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:42,857
We’re blowing up toys.
606
00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:44,484
You blow it real good.
607
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:45,443
Ah!
608
00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,905
What is it, giant schlong?
609
00:24:48,947 --> 00:24:50,740
A vagina is what it looks like.
610
00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:52,117
It’s a giant vagina.
611
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,035
Ben and Culver, please
pull out the stuff.
612
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:55,745
That’s what my vagina
looks like,
613
00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:57,205
because it’s a Gucci coochie.
614
00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:58,206
Oh, designer.
615
00:24:58,248 --> 00:24:59,457
You look...
616
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,751
I overstretched my ass muscles
and it hurts.
617
00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:03,920
Oh, my God, it’s like Christmas.
618
00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:07,382
That’s a nice comment,
I think, you know?
619
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:09,342
Ben, just chill, mate.
620
00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:11,011
----ers.
621
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:14,347
Coming up...
622
00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:15,932
Magda, do you wanna go
for a little trip?
623
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:17,142
Oh, hello, I didn’t
even know it was you.
624
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,268
Yeah.
625
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:19,561
Do the girls have shorts,
swim shorts?
626
00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:20,603
No.
627
00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:21,938
I’ve gotta nip that in the bud.
628
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:31,740
How was your break?
629
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:33,867
Short, right?
630
00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:35,702
-Here he is.
-Yeah, let’s rock and roll.
631
00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:36,911
Yeah, we’re just gonna go over
there, where there’s no wind.
632
00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,496
Yeah, yeah, boss.
633
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:39,956
Right around there, and
there’s a bit of coral there.
634
00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:41,332
See if any of the
interior wanna go.
635
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,251
Okay. Interior, interior,
Captain said that
636
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:45,378
if any of you girls wanna come
on the boat, you’re welcome to.
637
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:47,839
Magda, do you wanna
go for a little trip?
638
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,132
-Moi?
-You!
639
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:51,217
I would love to,
Aesha, thank you.
640
00:25:51,259 --> 00:25:52,802
I wanna see this swimsuit.
641
00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:55,472
Deck crew get to enjoy water
sports with the guests
642
00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:58,600
while the interior are folding
laundry, cleaning toilets.
643
00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:01,519
They need to get out and
enjoy themselves as well.
644
00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:02,937
I’m so excited.
645
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,024
Ooh!
646
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,234
Okay, thank you.
647
00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:09,694
Oh, hello, didn’t
even know it was you.
648
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,363
-What’s going on?
-Yeah, I’m a new deckie.
649
00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:12,614
Yeah!
650
00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,324
It’s babetown on the deck.
651
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:19,954
Ben, you’re gonna...
652
00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:21,206
-Don’t be silly.
-I’m not.
653
00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:22,749
-You good?
-Okay.
654
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:24,918
Woo!
655
00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:32,175
It’s really shallow here, Ben.
656
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,972
Oh, get into that
pristine water.
657
00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:39,432
Whoa!
658
00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:41,142
Just had a little slip.
659
00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:42,310
I ought to change
my underpants.
660
00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:53,071
I don’t know if
I’m still dreaming.
661
00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:54,739
It’s just stunning.
662
00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:57,409
The colors, the shapes, just...
663
00:26:57,450 --> 00:27:00,036
oh, mind-blowing experience.
664
00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:02,330
Mwah, tutto bene.
665
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,668
The water’s beautiful, right?
666
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:07,961
Nothing wrong with that at all.
667
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:13,299
Ah!
668
00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:14,676
That is a beautiful backdrop.
669
00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,136
[phone ringing]
670
00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:20,098
-Culver.
-Hey.
671
00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,101
Hey, Dad.
672
00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:25,729
-Hey.
-What’s up, Trey?
673
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:26,855
My man.
674
00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:29,274
I’m very close with my family.
675
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:31,109
I got my older brother, Trey,
676
00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:33,445
my younger sister, Teracina,
677
00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:34,529
my pops, Cass.
678
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:36,281
He’s always had
great advice for me.
679
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,116
I think that’s where
I get my street smarts from.
680
00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:39,200
You work out?
681
00:27:39,242 --> 00:27:41,036
I try to get some workouts in.
682
00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:42,912
My room’s like
a little triangle,
683
00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:44,289
so it’s a bit tough, but...
684
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,750
The legendary Chef Kim,
that’s my mother.
685
00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:48,501
I love her more than anything.
686
00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:52,213
The most important thing
to me at the end of the day
687
00:27:52,255 --> 00:27:53,631
is my family.
688
00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:55,133
-All right, buddy.
-Get back to work.
689
00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:56,926
All right, love you too.
690
00:27:56,968 --> 00:27:58,219
See you guys.
691
00:27:58,261 --> 00:28:00,638
All right, you ready to go?
692
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,848
-Thank you.
-Okay.
693
00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:04,100
I am, like, not hating
anything right now.
694
00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:05,810
You better be touching wood.
695
00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,812
Someone’s gonna touch wood.
696
00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:09,022
Heh.
697
00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:11,107
-Culver.
-What’s up?
698
00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:13,985
All right, you take the stern.
699
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:15,987
All right...
700
00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:17,405
The perfect spot, thank you.
701
00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:18,490
Oh, really?
That’s fantastic.
702
00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:19,824
-Oh, my God.
-Thank you.
703
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,534
-Welcome back, how was it?
-Lovely.
704
00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:28,708
Yeah.
705
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,043
I’ve gotta nip that
in the bud...
706
00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:32,295
wrong term, I suppose.
707
00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:36,216
Your gonna get whipped, mate.
708
00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:38,718
Dana!
709
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,053
-What?
-Nothing.
710
00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,846
-Where do you want this?
-Pass it up here.
711
00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:42,806
Ah!
712
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:46,017
Good, good, good.
713
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,519
Go get my wash in.
714
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,063
See that, I put my put my body
on the line for you.
715
00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:54,025
Oh, mate!
716
00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:56,236
Ah! Freezing!
717
00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:58,321
I meant to get you
in the face.
718
00:28:58,363 --> 00:28:59,614
----ing bloke, eh?
719
00:28:59,656 --> 00:29:00,990
I didn’t sign up
for this harassment.
720
00:29:01,032 --> 00:29:01,991
I’m freezing, mate.
721
00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:03,451
Oh, Benny.
722
00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:05,537
I get hypothermia,
I’m sending you the bill.
723
00:29:09,624 --> 00:29:11,292
Deck team, you can go
down and get changed
724
00:29:11,334 --> 00:29:13,128
into your blacks
for me, please.
725
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,800
Hello, room service.
726
00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:20,218
Hello.
727
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:23,096
Do you have an idea of
when you’d like dinner?
728
00:29:24,014 --> 00:29:25,181
Cool.
729
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,108
So, like, with
my boyfriend,
730
00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:36,735
we’re just having this
long-distance relationship
731
00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,069
for the first time.
732
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:41,406
We trust each other,
however, there are moments.
733
00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,700
I cannot be sure
of everything, right?
734
00:29:47,704 --> 00:29:49,998
Ryan, they reckon
about 8:00-ish.
735
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,624
What’s "8:00-ish?"
736
00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:52,417
8:00-ish.
737
00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:53,543
They said about 8:00.
738
00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:54,627
So we’re going at 8:00, then.
739
00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:56,296
Yeah, but it’s guests, so...
740
00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:00,800
Honestly, I think I’m just gonna
start being late on food,
741
00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,010
because at least I know
it’s hitting the table
742
00:30:02,052 --> 00:30:03,595
hot every time.
743
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,263
Do you wanna go get changed
and sit for half an hour?
744
00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:06,931
Because I think it’s gonna be
quite a long night for you.
745
00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,224
Okay.
746
00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:10,226
Yeah.
747
00:30:10,268 --> 00:30:12,187
If you ask, there will be one.
748
00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:17,776
-Ryan?
-Yeah?
749
00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,277
Have you got a flame?
750
00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:20,862
-Yes.
-Yay!
751
00:30:20,904 --> 00:30:23,406
I fall in love on
every boat, I guess.
752
00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:25,492
I don’t know, or
they fall in love with me.
753
00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:26,951
Do you want me to bring it back
straightaway, or can I...
754
00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:28,453
No, I’ll get it from you later.
755
00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:30,955
So, if you need it,
I’m in the Cartier suite.
756
00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:32,290
Cartier suite it is.
757
00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:34,542
-Just so you know.
-Sounds good.
758
00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:37,629
Deck team, deck team,
759
00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:39,255
come and meet me on the
sundeck, please.
760
00:30:39,297 --> 00:30:40,715
Copy that.
761
00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:45,136
Would you like
an espresso martini?
762
00:30:45,178 --> 00:30:46,638
I would.
763
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,639
[sighs]
764
00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:48,556
Ready.
765
00:30:48,598 --> 00:30:50,809
I’m gonna make some crew food.
766
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:51,935
What are you gonna make?
767
00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:53,436
-Pizza!
-Pizza?
768
00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:55,605
Pizza!
Pizza’s, like, my passion.
769
00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:58,316
I loved being at the pizza
shop with my dad when I could.
770
00:30:58,358 --> 00:31:00,694
September 11th, ’09,
I lost my father,
771
00:31:00,735 --> 00:31:02,612
so one and done,
had a heart attack.
772
00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:04,406
He was at home, I was out.
773
00:31:04,447 --> 00:31:07,826
I kinda feel close
with my dad when I’m cooking,
774
00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:08,952
I’m in the kitchen.
775
00:31:08,993 --> 00:31:11,788
So, here I am.
776
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:13,248
Perfect.
777
00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:17,877
Let’s have a little
seat here, eh?
778
00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:19,254
I was just gonna say...
779
00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:20,630
Well, I don’t know where
Ben is, but...
780
00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:23,842
Here you go, doll.
781
00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:26,302
Ben, Ben, Ben.
782
00:31:26,344 --> 00:31:27,554
Is he, like, coming?
783
00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:28,847
I don’t know where Ben is.
784
00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:30,557
Ben’s gone AWOL.
785
00:31:30,598 --> 00:31:32,434
In the yachting world, just
like hitting the police force...
786
00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:34,102
you just say, "Yes, sir,"
that’s it.
787
00:31:34,144 --> 00:31:36,646
Yes, sir, no, sir, sorry my
boots aren’t polished, sir.
788
00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,231
But Ben does what he wants.
789
00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:40,483
My patience, it does run out.
790
00:31:40,525 --> 00:31:41,985
Benny, where’ve you been, mate?
791
00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:46,448
Did you hear my radio call?
792
00:31:46,489 --> 00:31:47,907
All right, we’ve been up
here for a while.
793
00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:49,451
If you’re gonna have a
shower or whatever,
794
00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:51,119
literally have your radio
in there, man.
795
00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:53,538
So if you do hear it, say yeah,
I’ll be up in five minutes,
796
00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:55,373
just in the shower,
no dramas, all right?
797
00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:57,542
Yes, sir, can I do pee-pee?
798
00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,377
Can I have snack now?
799
00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:01,838
Besides that,
just rinse the deck heads.
800
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:06,259
The girls might need us to help
set up their wedding thing.
801
00:32:06,301 --> 00:32:08,720
Ah!
802
00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:13,099
I’m gonna go and have a
shower and put blacks on.
803
00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:15,727
Oh, my God.
[bleep].
804
00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:16,978
Coming up...
805
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:19,356
Aesha, Aesha, I am ready
down here, first course.
806
00:32:19,397 --> 00:32:21,107
Only two of them have come up.
807
00:32:21,149 --> 00:32:23,777
Maybe just check first if the
guests are actually around.
808
00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:25,904
There is no respect for what
I’m doing in the galley.
809
00:32:40,752 --> 00:32:41,419
Does he ever wear a shirt?
810
00:32:42,212 --> 00:32:43,213
-Never.
-No.
811
00:32:43,254 --> 00:32:44,714
I gotta the pizza.
812
00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:46,508
Nice.
813
00:32:46,549 --> 00:32:48,343
All right, so what do
we got, talk to me?
814
00:32:48,385 --> 00:32:49,678
A little Thai-inspired night.
815
00:32:49,719 --> 00:32:51,137
So, we got Singapore
street noodles.
816
00:32:51,179 --> 00:32:52,555
Right-o.
817
00:32:52,597 --> 00:32:54,432
Culver, Culver, you go
down for a break.
818
00:32:54,474 --> 00:32:57,352
Yes, copy that.
819
00:32:57,394 --> 00:32:58,937
----ing clean this sh-- up.
820
00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:00,939
Unbelievable.
821
00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:02,649
Yeah, they’re all
getting changed now.
822
00:33:02,691 --> 00:33:04,442
What are we wearing?
823
00:33:10,532 --> 00:33:12,659
The guests requested
a vow renewal
824
00:33:12,701 --> 00:33:14,577
for their wedding anniversary.
825
00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:18,832
These people have been together
for 21 years,
826
00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:21,918
surrounded by strippers
and rock stars,
827
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,629
so they bloody well
deserve a celebration.
828
00:33:24,671 --> 00:33:28,258
Would you mind officiating
the vow ceremony?
829
00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:29,884
In front of all those people?
830
00:33:29,926 --> 00:33:33,722
Uh, you know, I’m probably
a little bit shy in nature.
831
00:33:33,763 --> 00:33:36,433
Not many people may know
that, but deep down, I am.
832
00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:40,145
Where is the arch?
833
00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:41,396
Upstairs.
834
00:33:41,438 --> 00:33:42,897
Okay, let me get into it.
835
00:33:42,939 --> 00:33:44,607
I need someone up on the
sundeck to help me
836
00:33:44,649 --> 00:33:45,817
with everything that’s
going on up there.
837
00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:46,901
Copy that.
838
00:33:46,943 --> 00:33:48,570
Benny, I need
a big adjustable wrench.
839
00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:52,574
But I kinda really
want it to go well.
840
00:33:58,038 --> 00:33:59,581
You want to come up
to the sundeck
841
00:33:59,622 --> 00:34:00,623
and see what we’re
doing up there?
842
00:34:00,665 --> 00:34:03,501
-Okay.
-Unbolt these.
843
00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:05,962
That’s where
it’s gonna be, right?
844
00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:07,505
We just have to let it down
and put the lights on it.
845
00:34:08,965 --> 00:34:10,133
All right.
846
00:34:13,678 --> 00:34:16,181
I come from an African family.
847
00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,099
My mum is big on manners.
848
00:34:18,141 --> 00:34:20,352
Growing up, you just have
to be prim and proper,
849
00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:22,145
and that’s just the etiquette
of the table.
850
00:34:22,187 --> 00:34:25,106
And then coming into yachting,
it’s the same thing.
851
00:34:25,148 --> 00:34:27,817
Just to have a beautiful
scape and delicious food,
852
00:34:27,859 --> 00:34:29,361
and just energy all around.
853
00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:30,820
Like, I just...
854
00:34:30,862 --> 00:34:33,448
I love being able to provide
that for the guests.
855
00:34:33,490 --> 00:34:34,908
Cute.
856
00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:37,869
Tonight we’d like
to pay respects...
857
00:34:37,911 --> 00:34:40,497
Here’s to Riddel and Sozzie,
you know...
858
00:34:40,538 --> 00:34:41,498
Yeah.
859
00:34:41,539 --> 00:34:42,957
You know I get names wrong!
860
00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:44,626
I got... you know, I got
married when I was younger,
861
00:34:44,668 --> 00:34:45,877
and they actually
called me Nathan.
862
00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:47,087
Nathan!
863
00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:48,380
"And do you, Nathan,"
and I says, "Jason."
864
00:34:48,421 --> 00:34:49,631
I was 20.
865
00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:50,965
You got married when you were
20?
866
00:34:51,007 --> 00:34:53,051
-Yes.
-What a flaming idiot.
867
00:34:53,093 --> 00:34:53,927
I know, I learned quick.
868
00:34:53,968 --> 00:34:55,970
We separated pretty young, too.
869
00:34:56,012 --> 00:34:58,765
Realized that street that I was
running down wasn’t for me.
870
00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:00,433
I wanted to explore the world.
871
00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:01,559
How long did that one last?
872
00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:02,686
Five years.
873
00:35:02,727 --> 00:35:03,687
Oh, that’s pretty good for 20.
874
00:35:03,728 --> 00:35:05,021
Yeah, it was pretty good, yeah.
875
00:35:05,063 --> 00:35:06,773
I’m not in contact
with her anymore.
876
00:35:06,815 --> 00:35:08,817
My relationship status
in single, but
877
00:35:08,858 --> 00:35:11,152
I don’t think
I’m the marrying type anymore.
878
00:35:11,194 --> 00:35:12,153
Rings are expensive now.
879
00:35:12,195 --> 00:35:13,571
Have you seen
the price of gold?
880
00:35:13,613 --> 00:35:14,823
It’s gone through the roof.
881
00:35:14,864 --> 00:35:16,491
-You single?
-Yeah.
882
00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:17,575
Oh, ready to mingle?
883
00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:19,828
-Ready to mingle.
-Yeah!
884
00:35:19,869 --> 00:35:21,162
Okay.
885
00:35:22,205 --> 00:35:23,665
What do you do?
886
00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:28,878
Singaporean-style
street noodles.
887
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,297
Awesome, that is
so ----ing good.
888
00:35:31,339 --> 00:35:32,340
You’re an absolute legend.
889
00:35:32,382 --> 00:35:34,050
-Girl.
-Hello.
890
00:35:34,092 --> 00:35:36,845
Aesha, Aesha, Ryan.
I am ready down here.
891
00:35:36,886 --> 00:35:38,096
Copy...
892
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,765
----ers.
893
00:35:40,807 --> 00:35:43,226
Maybe just check first if the
guests are actually around.
894
00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:46,354
There’s zero communication,
Jesus Christ.
895
00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:47,689
If he’d just said to me,
896
00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:49,858
"Hey, is the dinner
ready to be plated?"
897
00:35:49,899 --> 00:35:51,860
he’d know that no, it’s not.
898
00:35:51,901 --> 00:35:56,614
But he doesn’t ask, he’s just
----ing pig-headed, ugh.
899
00:35:56,656 --> 00:35:59,200
It just frustrates me.
900
00:35:59,242 --> 00:36:00,160
Every time.
901
00:36:05,832 --> 00:36:07,375
Mate, this is
unbelievably perfect.
902
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,502
I might not get the helmet
this week, oh, my God.
903
00:36:09,544 --> 00:36:10,754
You should get the helmet,
904
00:36:10,795 --> 00:36:12,088
because you didn’t
wear the helmet.
905
00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:14,049
I’m not...
mate, I’m 33, not 23.
906
00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:15,300
You’re not radar-certing me.
907
00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:16,801
You did lose a bit
of respect, though.
908
00:36:16,843 --> 00:36:18,178
Not just from me,
from everyone else.
909
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:19,846
My self-respect’s
all that matters.
910
00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:23,224
Oh.
911
00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:24,601
It’s complete bullsh--.
912
00:36:24,642 --> 00:36:26,811
It’s not my job to know
what the guests are doing.
913
00:36:28,813 --> 00:36:30,190
You can’t tell me when
the guests are sitting,
914
00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:31,399
"Okay, they’re
ready for dinner,"
915
00:36:31,441 --> 00:36:32,734
and expect them to start.
916
00:36:32,776 --> 00:36:34,235
You know, I have to
build up to that point.
917
00:36:34,277 --> 00:36:37,238
There is no respect for what
I’m doing in the galley.
918
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,782
----ing killing me.
919
00:36:38,823 --> 00:36:40,492
-I’m ready.
-Let’s rock and roll.
920
00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:42,369
I’m ready to eat Ryan’s food!
921
00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:44,829
I’ll leave you guys
with that.
922
00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:46,206
I’m gonna go practice my speech.
923
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,540
Dinner is ready,
924
00:36:47,582 --> 00:36:48,958
if you guys wanted to
jump straight into dinner.
925
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,168
-Yeah.
-Yeah, let’s do it.
926
00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,961
Oh, look how beautiful.
927
00:36:52,003 --> 00:36:53,922
All the guests are moving
to the table now.
928
00:36:53,963 --> 00:36:56,216
Copy, let’s make sure
we get any extra hands down here
929
00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:57,884
so that all the plates
can go up at once.
930
00:36:57,926 --> 00:36:59,010
-Copy that.
-Who’s sitting where?
931
00:36:59,052 --> 00:37:00,595
Yeah, switch it up, it’s okay.
932
00:37:00,637 --> 00:37:02,097
Heat-keeping lamps?
933
00:37:02,138 --> 00:37:03,515
Food-killing lamps,
because they kill your food
934
00:37:03,556 --> 00:37:05,266
the longer they sit in it.
935
00:37:05,308 --> 00:37:07,018
That’s why you should just let
me talk to the ----ing guests
936
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:08,311
and figure out when
they’re gonna have dinner.
937
00:37:08,353 --> 00:37:10,438
Ryan intrigues me.
938
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,441
I’ve been around prim and
proper my whole life,
939
00:37:13,483 --> 00:37:15,652
so anything that’s,
like, not prim and proper,
940
00:37:15,694 --> 00:37:17,404
like, is, like,
intriguing to me.
941
00:37:17,445 --> 00:37:18,780
[belches]
942
00:37:18,822 --> 00:37:21,282
To an extent I feel like
I’m drawn to broken men,
943
00:37:21,324 --> 00:37:23,910
which is something
I’m working on.
944
00:37:23,952 --> 00:37:25,745
I’m tired of dead food.
945
00:37:25,787 --> 00:37:27,956
Okay, there we go.
946
00:37:27,997 --> 00:37:31,876
All right, here we go,
Singapore street noodles.
947
00:37:31,918 --> 00:37:33,878
And it looks so beautiful.
948
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,631
It’s the same sh-- every
time with the food for me.
949
00:37:36,673 --> 00:37:37,966
Over it.
950
00:37:38,008 --> 00:37:40,760
-Hey, don’t worry.
-No, it bothers me.
951
00:37:40,802 --> 00:37:41,803
Does it taste okay?
952
00:37:41,845 --> 00:37:43,054
-Oh, my God!
-So good.
953
00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:44,848
When we’re on a yacht,
we’re...
954
00:37:44,889 --> 00:37:46,766
even though they’re paying for
it, we’re still in control.
955
00:37:46,808 --> 00:37:48,226
Yeah, yeah, of course.
956
00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:49,728
Like, we have to direct, and
we gotta tell them when
957
00:37:49,769 --> 00:37:51,229
they could go snorkeling
because of tides,
958
00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:52,439
we gotta say when
the boat can leave.
959
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,773
Yeah, of course.
960
00:37:53,815 --> 00:37:55,025
We gotta tell them when
they gotta ----ing eat.
961
00:37:56,526 --> 00:37:57,652
Coming up...
962
00:37:57,694 --> 00:37:58,653
Smells like sh--.
963
00:37:58,695 --> 00:38:00,989
No way, what’s that?
964
00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:02,657
I can’t take it anymore.
965
00:38:02,699 --> 00:38:04,034
Get me the [bleep]
off this boat.
966
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:12,834
All right, let’s find something.
967
00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:16,755
Dirty, naughty poems.
968
00:38:16,796 --> 00:38:18,340
See what comes up here.
969
00:38:18,381 --> 00:38:20,592
As we lost our souls
in that magical fire...
970
00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:22,093
Blegh.
971
00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:24,137
Oh, this makes me
wanna get married!
972
00:38:24,179 --> 00:38:26,514
-Oh, shut up.
-This is weird.
973
00:38:26,556 --> 00:38:27,766
Mm!
974
00:38:27,807 --> 00:38:28,892
Singapore street noodles.
975
00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:30,268
I proposed in Singapore.
976
00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:31,895
On the top of
the Marina Bay Sands.
977
00:38:31,936 --> 00:38:33,480
How beautiful.
978
00:38:33,521 --> 00:38:35,231
-I’m a romantic asshole.
-He’s a romantic asshole.
979
00:38:35,273 --> 00:38:36,441
-They’re the best kind.
-Aren’t they?
980
00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:37,942
-Best type.
-Best.
981
00:38:37,984 --> 00:38:39,152
Because you never know
what you’re gonna get.
982
00:38:39,194 --> 00:38:40,487
Cute.
983
00:38:40,528 --> 00:38:41,613
You know what, you should
put a candle in these,
984
00:38:41,654 --> 00:38:42,697
like, roses, Jamie.
985
00:38:42,739 --> 00:38:44,282
-Are these real?
-No, just...
986
00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:46,826
[laughing]
987
00:38:46,868 --> 00:38:47,827
Thank you!
988
00:38:47,869 --> 00:38:49,120
May I take your plate, gorgeous?
989
00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:50,288
-Thank you.
-Oh, it’s my pleasure.
990
00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:52,665
Any crew, wedding
in five minutes.
991
00:38:52,707 --> 00:38:53,750
-Copy.
-Captain?
992
00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:54,751
-Yeah.
-You ready?
993
00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:56,294
Ugh.
994
00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:57,796
All right, we ready
for the lovebirds?
995
00:38:57,837 --> 00:38:59,255
What a treat tonight.
996
00:38:59,297 --> 00:39:00,507
In honor of your
wedding anniversary,
997
00:39:00,548 --> 00:39:02,634
we organized something
for you guys.
998
00:39:02,676 --> 00:39:04,260
Oh, my gosh!
999
00:39:07,555 --> 00:39:09,474
Thalassa, the Goddess
of the sea,
1000
00:39:09,516 --> 00:39:11,601
and we wish you wonderful
love for the future.
1001
00:39:13,645 --> 00:39:14,604
Thank you.
1002
00:39:14,646 --> 00:39:15,814
All right, you guys ready?
1003
00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:19,401
I guess we are.
What is going on?
1004
00:39:19,442 --> 00:39:20,902
What?
1005
00:39:20,944 --> 00:39:22,278
Oh, come on!
1006
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:23,613
Oh! No way!
1007
00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:26,157
Welcome under these
wonderful Queensland skies.
1008
00:39:26,199 --> 00:39:29,327
We bring together two unique,
warm-hearted individuals again,
1009
00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:32,914
surrounded by their
outrageous friends.
1010
00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:34,749
Seeing this love
reminds me of my parents.
1011
00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:37,419
Cass and Kim have been
together for, like, 30 years.
1012
00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:40,171
I’d hit the goldmine if I found
a girl like Chef Kim.
1013
00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:42,632
Do a lot of guys look for girls
1014
00:39:42,674 --> 00:39:44,926
that have the same
qualities as their mother?
1015
00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:48,513
Love hard when there
is love to be had.
1016
00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:50,056
Oh!
1017
00:39:50,098 --> 00:39:52,100
I’m just not me without you.
1018
00:39:52,142 --> 00:39:53,768
-Oh!
-Aw!
1019
00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:55,603
-Cheers!
-Yay!
1020
00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:57,814
Above and beyond,
this is the best.
1021
00:39:57,856 --> 00:39:59,524
Do we throw the roses at you?
1022
00:39:59,566 --> 00:40:01,067
Congratulations!
1023
00:40:01,109 --> 00:40:02,610
We’ve just taken this charter
1024
00:40:02,652 --> 00:40:05,238
from special to unforgettable,
1025
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,781
and I’m proud of
the whole crew.
1026
00:40:06,823 --> 00:40:08,033
Ah.
1027
00:40:08,074 --> 00:40:10,702
Except for Ryan
and his sh-- attitude.
1028
00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:12,245
Let’s go downstairs.
1029
00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:20,128
We should put all the roses
around the Jacuzzi.
1030
00:40:22,672 --> 00:40:23,757
Do you see the dolphin?
1031
00:40:23,798 --> 00:40:25,050
Baby dolphin.
See the squid?
1032
00:40:25,091 --> 00:40:26,301
The dolphin will go
for the squid.
1033
00:40:26,343 --> 00:40:27,635
I need a...
have you got your phone?
1034
00:40:27,677 --> 00:40:28,845
I need to take a
photo of that.
1035
00:40:28,887 --> 00:40:32,515
Hey, Benny?
Can I get you a martini?
1036
00:40:32,557 --> 00:40:33,683
You’re killing me.
1037
00:40:35,226 --> 00:40:36,895
I’m not getting
along with my bosun,
1038
00:40:36,936 --> 00:40:38,772
and the captain’s picking on me.
1039
00:40:38,813 --> 00:40:40,815
This is not what it’s meant
to be like on a superyacht.
1040
00:40:40,857 --> 00:40:42,817
I’m meant to be cracking jokes
with my colleagues,
1041
00:40:42,859 --> 00:40:44,277
have a good time,
1042
00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:45,653
not getting picked on by
every Tom, Dick, and Harry.
1043
00:40:45,695 --> 00:40:46,905
Okay, good night, darling.
1044
00:40:46,946 --> 00:40:48,948
Good night, have a good rest.
1045
00:40:48,990 --> 00:40:50,408
-Do we want Jacuzzi?
-I think we should.
1046
00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:52,660
All right, I’m gonna
get my swimmers on.
1047
00:40:52,702 --> 00:40:56,539
Magda, Magda, just a reminder
to finish at 10:00.
1048
00:40:56,581 --> 00:40:58,875
I know, I’m just
preparing some notes for you,
1049
00:40:58,917 --> 00:40:59,959
because I didn’t finish.
1050
00:41:00,001 --> 00:41:01,920
Mm, mm, mm.
1051
00:41:01,961 --> 00:41:03,380
These need to be folded.
1052
00:41:03,421 --> 00:41:05,924
-See you tomorrow.
-Ah!
1053
00:41:05,965 --> 00:41:07,759
-Thank you so much.
-Oh, pleasure.
1054
00:41:07,801 --> 00:41:09,427
Oh, my God.
1055
00:41:15,725 --> 00:41:18,103
[speaking Polish]
1056
00:41:25,568 --> 00:41:27,153
Oh, yes.
1057
00:41:27,195 --> 00:41:28,947
Just so you know, there’s been
a few... there’s been a...
1058
00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:31,032
Oh my God!
1059
00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:32,200
Hey, doll.
1060
00:41:33,451 --> 00:41:34,869
Yeah.
1061
00:41:34,911 --> 00:41:36,287
It’s really annoying,
I don’t think I’ll be able
1062
00:41:36,329 --> 00:41:37,789
to talk Scott
much at all, because
1063
00:41:37,831 --> 00:41:40,458
he’s eight hours ahead,
but, like, the day before.
1064
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,211
Do you guys just leave your
video on and hang out?
1065
00:41:43,253 --> 00:41:45,255
Sometimes we can be
very addicted, like,
1066
00:41:45,296 --> 00:41:47,757
falling asleep together
on the phone call.
1067
00:41:47,799 --> 00:41:50,260
Oh, my God,
I wouldn’t ever do that.
1068
00:41:50,301 --> 00:41:51,928
If you really,
really want it...
1069
00:41:51,970 --> 00:41:53,263
Mm-hmm.
1070
00:41:53,304 --> 00:41:54,973
You will have time anytime.
1071
00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:56,266
Sounds a bit codependent to me.
1072
00:41:56,307 --> 00:41:58,727
I love Scott so much.
1073
00:41:58,768 --> 00:42:00,186
He’s the one.
1074
00:42:00,228 --> 00:42:01,771
We’ve already talked
about getting married
1075
00:42:01,813 --> 00:42:03,606
and how many kids we’ll have
and that kind of thing.
1076
00:42:03,648 --> 00:42:07,152
But any spare moment I get,
I just need sleep.
1077
00:42:07,193 --> 00:42:09,529
Otherwise I have,
like, no personality.
1078
00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:11,656
I just think if he was
working and stuff,
1079
00:42:11,698 --> 00:42:12,866
you don’t need to be talking
that much, you know?
1080
00:42:12,907 --> 00:42:14,576
No, no, obviously, obviously.
1081
00:42:14,617 --> 00:42:17,037
-Night, guys.
-All right, mwah.
1082
00:42:17,996 --> 00:42:19,706
Good night, guys.
1083
00:42:19,748 --> 00:42:21,416
Good night, have a great night.
1084
00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:24,169
-Good night.
-Night, darling.
1085
00:42:25,045 --> 00:42:27,464
[squeegee squeaking]
1086
00:42:30,717 --> 00:42:32,552
[water rushing]
1087
00:42:38,683 --> 00:42:40,602
Oh, my God.
1088
00:42:40,643 --> 00:42:42,729
No way. What was that?
1089
00:42:42,771 --> 00:42:44,939
Ew, ew, ew... ew.
1090
00:42:44,981 --> 00:42:46,566
Poo water.
Disgusting.
1091
00:42:49,235 --> 00:42:50,612
Is this a joke?
1092
00:42:50,653 --> 00:42:51,696
[bleep]
1093
00:42:51,738 --> 00:42:53,156
Oh, my God.
1094
00:43:02,874 --> 00:43:06,878
This is a sign for me of,
like, I can’t do this anymore.
1095
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,129
Get me the [bleep]
off this boat.
1096
00:43:08,171 --> 00:43:09,756
I’m gonna quit.
1097
00:43:12,133 --> 00:43:13,218
Yeah, hey, mate, it’s Benny.
1098
00:43:13,259 --> 00:43:15,095
I need to speak to you.