Previously on "Below Deck"...
So you guys know about Avery, I guess?
Yeah.
Already, this early in the season, we're shorthanded,
and our most experienced guy.
The workload has increased on me about tenfold.
Shane, Shane, Lee.
Running around with no shirt on...
no, not on my boat.
None of the other cabins were unpacked.
Put them away.
-I mean, come on. -Unbelievable.
I was wondering if I could work on deck,
and then you'd find a stew to replace me.
How about I take it under consideration
-and I'll let you know? -Yeah.
I'm not even kidding. I'm going to put her to bed.
I've got my chief stew sobbing uncontrollably.
Holy sh--.
I need to know more about James, because...
I know.
I feel like I've been very clear about my intentions.
Woo!
[laughter]
I'm ----ing done.
You're ruining this moment.
Oh, my God!
You got grown-ass women fighting over this guy
that shaves his chest.
Like [bleep].
This is a friendship that you just ----ed.
I'm very upset, so can you please stay here?
-Charlie, are you kidding me? -I'm not kidding you.
I can't believe you just did that.
That was insane.
-Charlie-- -No excuse.
What are you guys up to?
...no.
That was really embarrassing!
-Okay... -Embarrassing for you?
What about for me?
Good night, I'll see you.
Yeah, see you, have a good sleep.
James, James, Eddie. You're late tonight.
[bleep] me.
Copy that, thank you.
Disburse the negative vibes.
These are, like, the most rowdy guests
I've ever had on any boat I've ever been on.
I've had rowdy ones, but just, like, not as high...
demanding.
Right.
These guests and this charter have really,
like, pushed my buttons.
I'm just, like, bye-bye.
You can knock off.
Thank you. What time do you want me to be up?
7:00 will be fine.
[grunting]
If you can just take that laundry down,
and then go to bed.
Yep. All right.
[balloon pops]
How do you, like, pop a balloon quietly?
Just stick a pillow over it or something.
By the way, when's Valentine's? That's coming up, isn't it?
I love surprises.
As long as he doesn't come knocking on your door.
Well, I don't have my own cabin, unfortunately.
I can't believe I haven't asked you this yet...
you interested in anyone on deck?
[balloon squeaking]
Are you looking to hook up with anyone?
I'm kinda open to it, I guess.
Like, I'm not really thinking about it at the moment.
I don't think you've been thinking about
anything apart from work recently.
I see where we draw the line.
All right, cool. My feet are killing me.
-Ciao-ciao. -Ciao-ciao.
Francesca's looking fit.
She's attractive.
Shaggable.
I need to go to bed.
[groaning]
[thud] Ah! [hisses]
-Good morning, good morning. -Good morning!
Things got a little weird last night, guys.
Boat drama.
Do you know what they were fighting about? James?
[snoring]
It got a little weird.
The last day.
-See ya. -Bye!
Ah!
[hisses]
----ing...
Okay.
-Okay. -Okay, cool, yeah.
After yesterday's mishap...
Broccoli, spinach, mushrooms...
Himalayan salt, pepper, and hard parm.
Are you all right?
This is the worst experience I've ever had
in my 14-year career on yachts.
But I've decided to control the situation
with breakfast specials, because I can't take that sh--.
Good morning.
Am I the only one up?
Yeah.
Rachel's thinking French toast.
Yummy.
[thunder]
Son-of-a-bitch, I knew this was gonna ----ing happen.
Eddie, seeing as how the rain's here,
let's pull the anchor in the rain.
Copy that, getting wet, ooh!
Like my melons?
Do you like mine?
Two shots.
-Anchor's home. -Copy that.
[knocking] Hey, James?
-Talk to me. -Hey, I'm sorry, man.
We're heading back to the dock right now, and I need you.
[grunting] Ah!
Hello, good morning, Sunshine.
-Oh, how are you? -Would you like a Bloody Mary?
-French toast? -Yes.
Yes.
Bloody Mary, please.
Interior, I need radio silence until we get to the dock.
What did he say?
I can't hear him, because it's too loud.
Talk to me, Eddie.
Fifteen is about just four to midship.
You can start your pivot now.
Knot in my stomach as soon as we hit those markers.
Recipe for disaster.
[grunting]
Tight quarters, lots of wind... what could possibly go wrong?
Headed out to the wing station.
I want you watching the fenders.
I got the bow line on.
Rachel, Rachel, Francesca.
Stay off the radio!
He's gonna lose his sh--.
This is the one that I don't like...
no room at all.
Sixty feet to go.
Have you fell on one of these before?
No.
Wind's starting to pick up.
Goddamn it, I can't see sh--.
This particular harbor that we're in,
the pucker effect goes into overdrive.
If you [bleep] up just the least little bit,
you're gonna spend a lot of money.
Let's get the ground tackle on up front.
Don't [bleep] it up. Don't [bleep] it up.
Come on!
Izzy, Izzy, Elizabeth.
Liz, stay off the radio!
If I hear one more ----ing interior person
on the goddamn radio...
Couldn't drive a straight-pin up my ass
with a 10-pound sledgehammer.
Starboard ground tackle secure.
Port side going off now.
-Thank you. -All clear.
Thanks, guys.
[sighs]
-Good morning. -Good morning.
What did you guys have for breakfast?
French toast.
I'll have... I'll have some French toast.
Yum!
Love the presentation.
Did you have this French toast?
Can I have a little bump of it?
Yeah.
-Put the vanilla custard in it. -It's a cream.
This might be one of her specialties.
Mm, oh, my God.
Isn't that really good?
Attention, all crew.
Everybody in their whites by 11:30.
Yeah, that pays for everything you need in life.
-What's going on? -Hello.
All right, I need all the crew
making your way to the aft deck.
Okay, no problem.
All right, here comes the sad part.
-I wish you luck. -I'll see you soon.
-Thank you. -Thanks so much.
-Bye! -That was great, thank you.
Oh, Captain, thank you so much for keeping us safe.
You killed it, Captain Lee.
I have a feeling this is a "till next time."
[laughs]
Guys, I just wanna say I think it's obvious to all of us,
you know, what didn't work on this charter.
We felt that, to be honest.
We felt the growing pains.
That being said, you all had an incredible attitude,
and that is everything to me.
-James, you're a real stand-out. -Oh.
There you go, mister. Thank you, everybody.
-Bye, guys. -See you later.
-Bye. -We'll miss you.
Let's keep it going. Go to work.
-Yes, sir. -Okay.
So should I start stripping bed...
Oh, we're changing, all right.
Francesca, Francesca, Lee.
Do you wanna come on up to the wheelhouse for a second?
Copy that.
Oh... stinky, stinky.
-How are you? -I'm fine, how are you?
Holding up.
So, I just wanted to check with you
about our personnel situation.
Okay.
Izzy expressed an interest in moving to exterior.
-So we'll move her outside... -Yeah.
And then I will get you a replacement stew.
Great, yes.
Thank God.
I saw that look of relief.
It's sort of a relief, but if she wants
to thrive in a different department, absolutely.
-Very good. -Okay.
-That's it. -Thank you.
Attention all crew, attention all crew,
I need everybody in the crew mess in five.
Copy.
Ow... that ----ing hurt.
We did get a tip.
I'll be happy with a dollar.
Right?
Charlie, for a charter guest,
he's about as tough as they come.
But Charlie did leave us 25.
Ooh!
That's incredible.
We thought we were getting no tip.
-So nice. -That comes to $2,272.73,
and you guys did earn it, and I thank you.
Thank you, Captain Lee.
Thank you.
It's the first American dollar I've ever held.
-And it's a Benjamin. -Yeah.
I'm so happy. I'm broken, but I'm happy.
We're short-staffed, and I know you have expressed
an interest in wanting to move outside.
I'm gonna have to move you outside.
Thank you.
-Aw! -It's nothing against you guys.
Nice!
I'm devastated that you're leaving the team,
but I'm super happy that you're gonna be thriving
in the area that you need to be in.
I really don't think you are.
I think you're just saying that
because there's other people around.
We'll bust our ass today,
because we're picking up again tomorrow.
You've worked hard.
I will allow you guys to go out this evening.
Behave accordingly, but enjoy tonight.
Thank you, Captain Lee.
It's 2:25 right now. Let's get moving.
I've rinsed all this out.
Just get a brush and just clean everything you see.
You're saying you want me to soap...
I mean... Yeah.
Do you wanna concentrate on laundry for the next two hours?
-Yeah. -Okay, cool.
You go and do that, okay?
Izzy, I don't know when you're moving on,
but can you go through each of the pantries...
-Yeah. -And just reorganize?
That's A-OK.
Francesca, Francesca, Eddie.
Would you be able to release Izzy around 4:15?
I'm gonna do a little line-handling thing,
and I could use my new deckhand.
As long as she's done the pantries,
then I'm happy for her to go.
Great, that is totally fair.
Yeah, I'll be all good, thanks.
Two-chain Shane, I got a lot of game with my boy, Eddie.
We get into trouble, we cause a lot of medley...
[laughs] Hidden talent, almost.
Probably should stop doing that.
-The cupboards? -Getting there.
Yeah. Just wanna be able to see everything.
Yeah.
Well, now they've got less stuff in there.
Take it all out.
I don't wanna leave the team high and dry,
but I really am itching to get outside.
What time did Eddie say?
He said 15 minutes.
I'll tell you what, Francesca takes no ----ing prisoners.
If there's work to be done, she gets on it.
I need you to finish this.
It's important that you finish.
All righty.
God.
Coming up...
We got rain coming in.
Man, you are very observant.
I'm not a pushover. I'm gonna stand up for myself.
I don't appreciate sarcasm, man.
If you can't a little bit of a joke,
then you should probably get on a different crew.
How we guys looking back there?
-Excellent. -All right, Sunshine.
How's it going?
I feel like Izzy is trying to override me.
Okay.
She just wants to get out on deck, which is fair enough.
[humming]
But I've asked her to do something,
and now she's, like, trying to get out of it.
And she's still on our team until we get somebody else.
Francesca and Izzy have this, like, negative energy.
I hate it.
Hopefully we get someone who can do everything confidently,
because I've been there, where, like, a chief stew turns sour.
It sucks.
Captain Lee, we need to do his uniform today.
Sh--.
I would rather you do it, and then hopefully
we have another person.
I'm actually, like, wondering, like,
what the hell my boyfriend's doing right now.
He's been stuck with, like, my face all up in his space.
Oh, you have a boyfriend?
-Yeah. -That's really cute.
Where is he from?
Europe.
And he works on land.
-Yeah. -It's pretty good.
I was working in Monaco.
I went to this Indian restaurant,
and this little guy comes walking up
and sits across from me at another table.
He started eating, and then we started chatting.
Before I knew it we hung out,
and we've been hanging out ever since.
[laughs]
It is such a rarity to be able to have
a functional relationship in yachting.
-You don't have a boyfriend? -Mm, no.
My vibrator is my best friend.
It's given me more orgasms than any other person ever have,
and I'll probably just keep it that way.
It's so hard to have an actual functional,
healthy relationship.
I think that's impossible to ask anyone.
Deck team, assemble!
Izzy, Izzy, you wanna meet me main deck aft?
I know they've got a bottle of vodka here somewhere.
It's just a question of where.
Line-handling lesson.
Does anybody know what this line is called?
A spring line.
What does a forward spring line do?
It stops the boat from going back and forth.
Exactly.
Does anybody know why we cross the lines like this?
Does it have to do something with...
Well, they would swing.
What's it called when it... the give in it?
Yeah, and the swing, you're right.
These are our stern lines.
Obviously, you have a starboard and a port side stern line.
What's a bollard and what's a cleat?
I would consider this, like, a bollard;
it's just a larger kind of cleat.
Cleat is something that has, like, horns, with a center.
Got it.
Shane here, take this line,
and I want you to take a wrap on the cleat.
[grunting]
Okay, you just locked it off in a really hideous fashion.
So a wrap is just enough to keep a little bit of tension on.
That's a wrap.
-Mm-hmm. -Okay?
-Maybe that's a hold. -Okay.
And then lock it off would be coming around
and then doing what you'd normally do to lock it off.
I love teaching people, because I'm gonna teach you
the right way... my way.
What's the minimum amount of wraps you put on to lock it off?
Two to three.
Four.
Welcome to the crew.
-Thank you. -Yeah!
Deckhands.
Where's the essential oils? I need the essential oils.
I can't wait to get off the boat and not have to talk about work.
I feel like for the first night, like, maybe have...
Oh.
We've done enough today. We're done.
[bleep], I'm done.
Eddie, Eddie, Lee.
Yeah, go for Eddie.
Get Francesca and Rachel
and meet me in the crew mess for preference sheet meeting.
-EDDIE: Copy that. -FRANCESCA: Copy that.
How we doing, kids?
-Hello, great, how are you -Good, how you doing, Cap?
Good. Number two. We have 20-somethings.
Oh, my gosh.
Twenty-somethings?
Very rich 20-somethings.
At 22 years old, yeah, I was a wild child.
Partied every ----ing night.
You don't get hung over at 22.
Now I'm 35, I wouldn't be able to get outta bed.
For a week.
Dax and Max... Millennial city.
Yeah, okay, Boomer.
They're excited to be chartering for the first time.
Dax is a surfer who runs his own business,
and Max is a star quarterback at University of Nevada Las Vegas.
They're bringing along Sabrina, who is Dax's girlfriend;
Nikole, who is Max's girlfriend;
Andreina; and Luke, a high school friend of Max.
There not showing up till the afternoon,
so we don't need to worry about lunch.
Awesome.
Jell-O shots a must, by the way.
First night, they want sushi.
Sushi served on a nude female model.
A naked model for sushi.
I'm just thinking fish on fish.
Sorry.
Any questions?
I have a question about another stewardess or steward.
I won't leave you hanging much longer.
Okay, thank you very much.
-All right, guys. -All right.
-Thanks, Captain Lee. -Thank you.
Little ----ing fly, you're gonna ----ing die!
[silverware clattering]
Bastard.
I might change into a longer dress.
I'm just trying to make myself look semi-presentable.
Do we have mouthwash, by any chance?
I'm so excited.
This job I do back home, I am a manager of traffic cones.
It's 6:00 p.m. till 6:00 a.m., pissing down with rain.
It's hard work.
And then I didn't have a social life all last year
because of that.
So first night out, could not be more excited.
That's half the reason why I'm here.
Yeah, this'll be fun.
Hi.
All right, party people.
-Looking fabulous, girls. -Cheers, everybody.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
-Thank you. -Woo!
So, hey, guys, taxis are waiting, let's go.
Cool kids sit at the back of the bus.
With me, you sit there.
All right.
Do we know when we're gonna get the next steward/stewardess?
-Tomorrow. -Tomorrow?
-Yeah. -Ooh.
Should we haze them?
Wow, look at this sweet farmer's tan I got going on.
-Club House. -Yeah.
Oh, my God, okay.
Okay, you guys ready? Here we go.
We are hungry.
We're gonna sit boy, girl, boy, girl.
Boy, girl, boy, girl.
Boy. Boy.
Yes, I like espresso martinis...
Espresso martinis.
-All espresso martinis? -Always espresso martinis.
Oh, the pressure is on, guys.
[laughs]
Mine were not coming out that color.
[laughs]
Cheers, guys.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Yes, yeah.
I...
Oh!
I've dated Geminis in the past, and Geminis are the Twins,
so they have two different ----ing personalities.
It feels like a red flag.
But still, he's very attractive.
[laughs]
Is everybody ready to go home and go to sleep?
-Yes, we are ready. -I'm ready.
Oh. Please tell me no one wants to go home at this point.
Who wants to go out and party, who wants to go home?
I wanna go to a bar, I wanna go to a club,
and then I wanna go home.
So...
Everyone just wants to go home, I don't get it.
It's time to get going. Go home and go to sleep?
-Yes. -All right, let's go.
Ready go home, go to bed.
Load up, folks. Load up.
Honestly, this is bullsh--.
When you're at home and you go out...
-So tired. -Do you go home at 10:50?
Yeah.
You're meant to be my boss,
and you're meant to show me this sh--.
No, I'm supposed to show you how to, like, work.
Ugh... oh, God.
Not, like... not show you how to ----ing party.
We're not here to work.
-Yes, we are here to work! -Yes, we are here to work!
James, you are not on a holiday.
I don't think James realizes what he is getting himself into.
This is not a vacation at all.
All we have to do is wash a boat.
Oh, no, no, it's so much more than that.
We're here to work, and you will work, or you will be gone.
My job is to make your job easier?
I don't mind that.
But you're not.
Coming up...
Ces, Ces, Eddie.
Can you come to main deck aft, please?
Someone I'd like you to meet.
-Is that our stewardess? -Greetings!
New stew.
Oh sh--.
We have a lot to ----ing do.
And tomorrow, though, I need, like, 150.
I'll give you 110.
I would love that.
-Well, I'm going to sleep. -Good night!
I'll see you 0800 on deck.
[snapping fingers]
I'd be fine.
[grunting]
Good morning.
But you're not.
There's a lot to do.
I'm just sorting out my stuff for you.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Where's our other fearless deckhand?
He's probably getting, you know...
Dude, I specifically told Sunshine, 8:00 on deck.
-Hey. -Hey.
8:04.
Tomorrow I'm gonna be two times faster.
I guess he still doesn't understand "on deck"
means on deck, ready to work.
Yeah, as soon as you can, just come find me on deck, okay?
Copy.
I don't have the patience to deal with him,
so I think it's just best I walk away.
Izzy, Izzy, you wanna clean the windows
on starboard side bridge deck?
Copy that.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Oh [bleep].
[vacuums whirring]
Oh, I've completely forgot what was going on.
How can I help?
You got James up there.
I recommend we grab some stainless stuff,
and then start moving from the bow all the way back.
Oh, good morning, Izzy.
Good morning, Sunshine.
I'm so stoked to have you on the deck team.
I'm so stoked to be on the deck team with you guys.
What a sh--ty day.
Feeling all right?
Ribs ain't working worth a damn,
but everything else is functional.
[laughs] That's good.
Oh, my God, I'm researching naked sushi models.
That looks like a porn shot.
That's like a whole new meaning to "bento box."
[laughs]
Oh, my God.
It's a long time.
You want me to take that trash down?
Okay.
Is that our stewardess?
Greetings!
-Shane. -Nice to meet you. Ashling.
-Hey, how are you? -Hey, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
-New stew! -Yeah.
-Welcome to our boat. -Thanks!
-Hey, how you doing? -Hey, nice to meet you.
-Eddie. Nice to meet you. -Ashling.
Do you need any help carrying in your bag?
No, actually, my bag got lost in transit.
Oh sh--.
This is all I got.
Been up since 2:00 this morning.
Yeah.
Oh sh--, really?
Um...
Bring it on, baby.
No, just kidding.
Yikes!
I don't work like that.
Ces, Ces, Eddie.
Can you come to main deck aft, please?
Sorry, mate.
[gasps] Hello!
Hi!
She's Australian as well.
How are you?
Oh, my God, yay!
Are you from Sydney, too?
No, no, I'm from Noosa Heads, Sunny coast.
-Oh, cool. Oh, my God. -Yeah.
-Yeah! -Close enough.
So you met everyone?
-Yes. -Let me help you with your bag.
-Thanks. -Aw, thank you.
Do you wanna share with a girl or a boy?
Okay, that's fine.
We're sharing a room, then, James.
Okay, cool. Let's get you in.
This is the crew mess.
Laundry, my cabin,
and then you're in what's called the penthouse.
All righty.
So this is the girls' cabin.
Cool. -Pop your bags here.
Your water's boiling.
Oh, my God, thank you.
Their preference said Jell-O shots, so.
Oh, my God.
You've worked on yachts before?
I have.
Reason why I got into yachting, I had to get
the hell out of Australia and just experience more life.
I have 12 months of experience on a charter yacht
that was 48 meters, and I killed it.
So I guess it's kinda like similar size to this.
Hey, that's great.
Chief stew on my last job was just an asshole.
We didn't work very well together.
But Francesca seems awesome,
so hopefully we're gonna get on like a house on fire.
Galley.
-Hi! -How are you?
-I'm Elizabeth. -I'm Ash, nice to meet you.
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you met outside!
I know, right?
I offered to move into James' room,
because I know that not everyone
is comfortable with sharing with a guy.
Ugh!
On my last boat, I had to room with the chief engineer,
who was a 60-year-old German dude.
I think it's gonna be fine.
As long as he cleans off the shower walls when he has a wank,
I don't care.
That's so revolting.
All right, we have a million things to get through.
What I need to do is stock some fridges.
Champagne definitely for arrival.
We need to chop lemons and limes...
-Yeah. -...and oranges.
So here we go, I wrote it down, Captain's preferences.
-We can make the coffee. -Perfect.
The buttons don't really work,
so if it keeps running hot water, just let it go.
-Yeah, yeah. -Just pull it out.
I'd like everyone to be ready at 11:00.
Guests hop on at 12:00.
-Today? -Yeah.
Holy...
I had just, like, flown, like, 30-something hours,
and I am thrown into a charter which I really didn't expect.
Did you come here straight from Noosa?
-Yep. -What?
Oh, my God.
I flew, like, 30-something hours.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Cool.
Coming up...
Am I getting a tan?
Let's rock and roll.
What is the wifi?
I don't need wifi, I just need a drink.
-We like our alcohol. -Good.
Are you able to make the breakfast?
Yes.
So, timing today... guests hop on at 12:00.
-Today? -Yeah.
Holy...
[laughs]
This is why I'm rushing.
All crew, all crew, provisions are here.
Copy that.
I'm gonna go down to provisions.
Let's start a train gang.
-Have you met Captain yet? -No.
-Come with me! -I'll take that.
This is golf stuff.
-Good morning. How are you? -Good morning.
Good, how are you?
This is our new stewardess.
I'm Ashling, nice to meet you.
-Ashling? My pleasure. -Nice to meet you.
-Get situated. -Mm-hmm.
Get your uniform.
The girls will show you what to do.
-Woo-hoo! -Yay!
-Welcome aboard. -Nice to meet you.
Charter number two, let's go.
My pleasure. Take care.
Do you wanna load me up with one more water, please?
The big ones? I'm feeling strong.
I want my sleeves hugging my arms.
Okay. Far out.
Listen up... right now, it's 11:00.
Get into whites, and then we're gonna come back up here.
Right, Izzy, let's go get changed.
Let's see what we look like half-naked together.
-No. -Don't get weird, you two.
Attention all crew, we have one hour till guest arrival.
One hour to guest arrival.
Oh, my God. I am dead.
Jet lag, jet lag.
Yeah, jet lag's the worst.
Oh!
Well, leave you to it.
If you need help getting dressed, you know where I am.
Thanks.
Girl, we're gonna kill this charter.
It sounds like everyone's, like, pretty positive.
Yeah.
Francesca, Francesca, Elizabeth.
Go ahead.
Hey, we finished up in the... with the cabins.
Change after that. Thank you.
Francesca, Francesca, Lee.
Go ahead, Lee.
Do I have shirts that are ironed?
[gasps]
Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Francesca.
How far away are you?
I will be bringing them up right away.
[spraying]
I'm sorry, Captain Lee.
I'll definitely have them for you, I promise.
-Thank you. -Yes.
You're putting on a wet shirt?
Oh, it's definitely damp.
-Epaulettes for you? -Yes.
-Second. -Okay.
For the moment.
Yes.
[gasps]
As long as you don't stuff up the captain's uniform.
No, no.
Just make sure he's got everything.
-Yeah. -It comes back on me.
It's a big job, being second stew,
and Elizabeth has a long way to go.
But I'm hoping these two stripes will give Elizabeth
that kick up the ass to motivate her to step up to the plate.
Attention all crew, attention all crew,
we've got 15 minutes to show time.
Copy.
Give 'em a good karate chop in the middle, fluff 'em.
Has the passerelle been done?
I just chamoised it real quick.
Let's get ready, ladies.
The cabins are all good.
Cabins are all good.
Guys, let's line it up.
Am I getting a tan?
Let's rock and roll.
-It's gonna be fun. -It's gonna be great.
I think so, yeah.
No one touch my off-whites.
Hello, my friend.
-How are you? -How you doing?
-Captain Lee. -Max, nice to meet you.
Hello, and welcome. I'm Francesca.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
Pleasure to meet you.
I'm looking at Dax, Max, 22 years old,
and a bunch of White Claws.
This is about to be a frat party.
Cheers, cheers.
Welcome board M/Y Seanna.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
We are going to get underway rather quickly
so we can get this party started.
This is Francesca.
She'll show you around the boat.
We'll get all your luggage on board,
and then we'll get the hell outta here.
-Woo! -Woo!
All right, guys, let's go.
Damn, this thing's huge.
This is the bridge deck, and this, I think,
is where you're gonna be having the most fun.
There's a lot of things up here.
A lot of things up here.
What's your over-under here on bags?
Massive.
This is the bar area.
I heard you guys wanted to play some drinking games.
-Yes! -We do!
I'll set them up for you this afternoon.
We love it.
Pretty light... that's good.
So in here is our master suite.
Woo!
Okay, show me the bed.
Wanna know how they got this room?
He won on a beer pong challenge.
This guy right here.
Beer pong challenge is the only reason he got this room.
You can take the fenders in.
Yeah, yeah.
Tender fenders starting at the end there, right?
-Yeah. -Okay.
I think we're gonna get going now, and...
Can we get more drinks?
Yes, we can have more drinks.
Important question... what is the wifi?
I don't need wifi, I just need a drink.
I'm going to fire everything up up here.
Let's get the rest of the lines off, Eddie.
Copy that.
We can get rid of these ones first.
That one, as well.
Did you say we can get rid of the spring straightaway?
Yeah.
All right, guys, you release that one.
Going into this charter with a full team
puts me a little bit more at ease.
I know that we're gonna have a lot of growing pains in order
to get to the well-oiled machine that I wanna have.
Izzy seems good. I mean, she's better than Shane,
so I'm happy to have her on the crew.
That's all the lines. I'm gonna board.
Last line on, and all crew aboard.
Copy that, we're coming out.
-Whoa, we're going. -We're moving!
Yes, thank you so much.
Yeah...
Okay.
If I don't drink, I'm gonna be dead.
All right, ladies, the meat and cheese platter's ready to roll.
Beautiful.
Okay, who wants to jump off?
Oh, just right now?
Once I talk to them, I can show you where everything is.
So I if say to pull for anything, then...
-That's fine. -Do that, yeah.
Sorry, I probably don't sound very enthusiastic
right now, I'm pretty...
No, no, no, don't worry, I'm rambling.
I'm pretty damn tired.
It took me about 15 minutes to figure out
where I'm going, but I did it.
Whoa.
They're so romantic, looking over the balcony.
And their names...
And you guys, too.
Yeah.
Dude, its really moving right now.
The weather has been wack.
But hopefully it gets better for you guys.
Tomorrow, as long as we have alcohol, I think we'll be okay.
Yeah, you're gonna have fun.
Yeah.
These guests are very young.
I mean, where is all their money coming from?
Probably just, like, Mommy and Daddy's pocket?
What? What?
I'm a little bit envious. They should be serving me.
It's just a bunch of drunks here.
We like our alcohol.
Yo, Max, I wanna take a piss off the yacht.
Coming up...
I do need you up, like, super early.
I'm about to cry. I'm so tired.
-Oh, darling! -Oh, my God!
I'm sorry.
Oh... what the hell?
[grunting]
They seem ----ing heavy.
Once I've done this, do you want me to pop down
to the laundry and have a little look?
Yes, that would be great.
Other things I need you to do...
maybe we can just create a list?
Yeah, go for it.
You'll be in charge of setting up breakfast.
That's probably the most important thing.
There's alcohol, the caddies.
Yes.
Crew mess, try and keep it as tidy as possible.
-Sure. -Service, have you on service.
Coffee, have you on coffee.
Turning cabins down.
Dust and fingerprint constantly.
Whoa, that's a lot.
Probably down one more?
Down one...
[thudding]
Are you all right?
-Oh! -He's just a loser.
Don't give me a heart attack already on the first hour, guys.
Boy got his second drink and lost all motor control.
Have you seen the laundry?
-It's a nightmare. -Holy...
Ooh, can I ask you, at some point,
just iron Captain Lee's uniform?
Yes, I will.
And, like, put it in his closet.
I'll do it... I'll do it.
-You'll do it? -Yeah, I'll do it.
I wanna hug you right now. Thank you.
We'll get it sorted.
Right, I'm taking my clothes off.
Are you decent?
Have I ever not looked it? Watch out for the ass, though.
This is an absolute cluster[bleep].
Oh, my God, this laundry.
Sh-- everywhere.
Holy frikkin' sh--.
Oh, my God there's that much.
What the hell?
Looks like a bloody hurricane gone through here.
Nothing was labeled, dirty clothes everywhere.
I'm guessing maybe no one knew what they were doing before me.
Can you make sure any time you leave...
-Oh, sorry, yeah. -...this is clean?
-Yeah. -So, also, citrus stains marble.
Eddie, get ready to drop.
On my mark, gimme three shots...
and drop.
Yeah, I think we got a keeper here.
Okay, put the ball up.
Look back here.
Dude, that's sick.
The landscape's ----ing sweet.
I'm gonna put you on an hour's break.
Oh, awesome, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah. -Okay, cool.
Okay, yeah.
Eddie, do you want us to start cleaning this,
or shall we get the toys out?
Start cleaning this.
James, start taking care of the toys.
Get things moving on that.
Hi, I just want to check in.
[laughs]
-I know. -So much going on.
Elizabeth wanted me to do Captain Lee's shirts.
She didn't do them?
Of course she didn't do them.
I've just given Elizabeth two stripes,
and now she's not following through
and doing what I'm telling her to do.
Why is she palming off this stuff?
Like, where is she? What is she doing?
-Mm. -I'm gonna sort it all out.
-How much longer do you need? -Gimme, like, half an hour.
Okay, cool.
So if you need me, I'll be down here.
You're amazing.
Okay, I see a glimmer of sun, woohoo!
A glimmer.
Let's soak it up while it lasts.
What time are we planning to do dinner?
Maybe... wanna do 8:00?
It takes a long time to do sushi.
Well, I also need to see what time that the naked...
-Chick? -...girl is coming.
This is for your parents.
They're, like, "Uh, we paid money,
we need to see what's going on."
[laughter]
I wanna go in the water.
Can I jump off the side of the yacht?
You gotta jump off of this side.
Come to the edge right here, and jump...
Woo!
Yes.
There you go!
[shouting]
-It's raining. -Is it raining again?
Gonna be a quick spit, and it's gonna be over.
Exterior, exterior, we got rain coming in.
Man, you are very observant.
Copy.
I know that I'm the newbie on this boat.
I understand titles and I respect titles,
but at the end of the day, I'm not a pushover.
If someone's gonna disrespect me,
I'm gonna stand up for myself.
-Hey, Eddie. -Yeah?
I don't appreciate sarcasm, man.
Dude, you were about five minutes late
when it started raining.
If you can't take a little bit of a joke,
then probably get on a different crew.
Well, I mean, I saw it coming in. I just...
-I just don't appreciate... -Yeah, but it was...
it had been coming in.
It was already raining at that point.
It had been raining at that point.
I do sarcasm because I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.
If you don't like sarcasm,
then I'll give it to you straight up...
be more attentive, pay more attention to the weather.
Okay.
You prefer more sarcasm, or do you prefer it straight up?
-I don't want sarcasm. -Okay.
-I want you to be straight up. -Okay.
And I'm gonna be straight up with you, too.
All right.
Well, you can be straight up to a point.
But you also gotta listen to my direction.
-Yes. -Okay?
-Right? -Yeah.
Okay, thank you.
Shane's very new. He's got a lot to learn.
And he needs to learn to shut up.
What do you wanna do next?
Eddie, Eddie, Francesca.
The entertainment for this evening
will be ready at Jolly Harbour at 6:00 p.m.
Great, copy that.
I've gotta go pick up that model.
Shane, you hear me?
Yeah, I'm coming.
Elizabeth, Francesca.
Elizabeth here.
I'm gonna get changed into my blacks.
Can you do the same, please?
Lee, Lee, Eddie.
Go, Eddie.
I'm about to get underway and go pick up the model
for dinner tonight.
Thank you, sir.
-Is Eddie here?
-Yeah. -Let's get going.
Could one of you guys do our lines, please?
I'll let you know when.
Not yet, not yet.
Stern line.
Stern line's in.
Oh, cute!
I love it.
I'm gonna be annoying... we have these and we have these.
Do the brown ones, but just make sure that they look the same.
Yeah.
-Here she comes. -Go get her, tiger.
-Hi. -Hello.
How are you? Let me hold your bag.
Oh... oh, thank you.
-Shane. -Allie.
-Allie, nice to meet you. -Nice to see you.
[glass shattering]
Did they break something?
Copy, Eddie, we'll be on deck.
Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
Who am I throwing it to?
Just throw it to somebody.
[laughter]
Okay, do it again.
[bleep] I can't... I can't grab it.
Are you kidding me?
I can't grab it, it's way under me.
Do we have a stick to grab it with?
[grunting] Oh... use the anchor to hook it.
Let me know when to hoist up.
Hoisting up!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Down!
We could rip the rudder off, put a hole in the side of the boat.
There's a lot of bad things that could happen.
Did it get stuck in the props?
It's tied underneath.
Oh.
So, like, he can't get it
because it's floating in the water.
-You get it? -No.
Just get outta the way.
[grunting] That's not good, dude.
[sighs]
[chain rattling]
Sorry.
I'm on it.
Ugh.
-Am I on? -Yep.
-Okay, thank you. -Big throw.
You all right, dude?
Flopping like a fish out here.
It's hard, because I can't get angry.
It's not gonna do any good.
Once his feelings get hurt, he probably wants to sit
in the corner and sob or something,
and I can't have that. I need you working.
Pull her tight, tie her off. Thank you.
This motion sickness is getting to me.
You know what helps, though? Alcohol.
Just step straight on the boat... yeah.
Allie, I'm Francesca.
-Yes... nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
Thanks for coming.
-Yeah. -I'm so excited.
This stuff is so fatty and amazing.
What, you eat it like that?
It's like the Kobe beef cut of tuna.
Super comfortable making sushi.
Before I actually joined yachting, I went to Japan
and I studied in Tsukiji, and it's customary...
if your boss goes out and stays out all night and drink,
you have to drink with him.
You can't leave, it's rude.
So it was crazy, what the [bleep] do you think?
This is pretty awesome, huh?
But I also learned how to make my own sushi really well.
There's like a little dance to it, and it's perfect.
Would you be able to get me a little platter?
Just a small one?
-Yes. -Yeah.
Jell-O shots!
Here is the table.
So you're sitting on this banana leaf...
Yeah, perfect.
Ces, you need help with anything?
Um, no, we are ready to go, I just need some food.
Just lay them out on the sides.
Okay.
And then those are going on her body.
Okay.
[laughter]
This is the funnest job ever.
I'm sorry.
Here's the sushi.
-Great, thank you. -Good luck.
All right, here we go.
I'd 100 percent eat sushi off a naked person.
Oh, this is why I joined the boat.
Oh, God, what the [bleep].
Okay.
-Ash, Ash, Francesca. -Go ahead.
-I'd like you to knock off soon. -It's gonna be 10 minutes out.
Keep me posted, thank you.
What the [bleep] was that?
Okay, guys, we are ready for you.
-Hello! -Oh, beautiful!
Oh!
-Oh, God. -Gorgeous.
Yo, is she alive?
[mocking] "Is she alive."
Yes, she is alive.
You have a great body.
-Yes, Jell-O shots! -I'll have chardonnay.
Let's pop that on there.
Sorry.
I don't even know what fish I'm eating.
I think that's...
There we go.
And here's Rachel.
Nice.
How's everybody's night going so far?
-It's good. -Good?
Wait, Luke, can you stay there for one second?
It looks quite silly.
That is so cool.
Well, tonight, for some of your rolls,
you actually have a Petrossian king crab.
I think I just had it.
And then there is the barbequed eel that's inside there.
Is this the eel?
That one, yeah... that one's eel.
And then your tuna that you have is not just any type of tuna;
it's the Otoro tuna.
-Nice. -Yeah.
-Where's the sake? -Oh, sake, please?
That's the... we were...
I think that dinner was wasted on those kids.
The sushi's good.
I don't know what kind that I just ate, but...
The Otoro tuna melts in your mouth, it's like buttah.
Oh, and then the king salmon...
oh, don't even get me started.
Well, enjoy, guys.
Thank you, this is great.
You know what, to be honest with you,
I don't even wanna talk about it anymore.
I want that. I want that right now.
Eddie, Eddie, Lee.
On my way.
All right, tell me what that sh---show was all about.
I need some... I need... I need some help.
I can't do this all myself.
I can understand why.
Shane's gonna get somebody killed.
♪ I can't feel my body, and I'm dying ♪
Every single thing that needs to happen, I have to say.
About time for him to get a wake-up call.
Not putting up with this sh--.
Like, no...
What are you still doing up?
Oh, my God.
I do need you up, like, super early.
-Mm-hmm. -Like at 6:30.
[sniffling]
I'm about to cry, I'm so tired.
[weeping] Oh, darling!
Oh, my God!
You're a hooligan.
It's okay, it's okay, it's fine.
I'm sorry.
Next on "Below Deck"...
Let me just touch your legs down there.
Yo, she farted.
In my 20s, I was definitely partying somewhere.
There's a large chance I'll be hung over tomorrow.
But it wasn't on a mega-yacht.
[snoring]
I find you taking a ----ing nap when everyone else is working.
Why is he ----ing sleeping?
The pitcher of margarita...
-Yeah? -Is not with us.
-Oh, why? -I don't know.
Do you have any sunscreen for the guests?
No.
I cannot think for a second stew.
[sighs] [bleep] me.
Bridge deck aft was a ----ing disaster this morning.
Did you look under the table?
-No. -Well, that's your job.
If people don't start stepping up to the plate,
we will make changes.