1 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,160 Excuse me. 2 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,200 Hi, excuse me? 3 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:26,120 Are you on Charlie Wing? 4 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,760 Why? 5 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:31,880 I'm Toby. Phillips. Grad Trainee. 6 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,080 Oh. 7 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,320 But hopefully not as big a twat as you're expecting. 8 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,080 I weren't expecting anything, so... 9 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,800 Oh, the SO hasn't mentioned me? 10 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,600 Er, Miss Henry's not a big sharer, so... 11 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,320 But she is a brilliant officer, 12 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,400 at least, that's what they say on other wings. 13 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,760 I'm really looking forward 14 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,480 to learning from her. 15 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,080 You're in early. 16 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,440 So are you. 17 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,960 Wanted to make a good impression, first day and all that. 18 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,880 Well, as long as you weren't expecting an induction. 19 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,480 Are you waiting on me? 20 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:14,880 Is that OK? 21 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,720 It's nice not to have to walk onto a new wing alone. 22 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,920 Yeah. Just... Just a sec. 23 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:37,000 Actually, earlier the better, probably. Yeah. 24 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,080 [SHE SIGHS] 25 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,120 Connor Joyce. 26 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,720 All good, Miss Gill? 27 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,600 Yeah, all, um... 28 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,200 Not meant to be taking that bag in, though, are you? 29 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,680 Yeah, I know, but if 30 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:38,040 I bring my lunch in a clear plastic bag, shit disappears... 31 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,560 Full of thieves, innit? Yeah, and I... 32 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,880 I haven't been searched since I started 33 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:44,920 so I just thought, I'll bring my lunchbox in 34 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:48,400 and fuck it, a shit-ton of drugs and an AK-47... 35 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,400 He's threatened who? 36 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:53,760 All I know is it was a non Muslim. 37 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,440 And Joyce told him he's got access to knives. 38 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,840 Who's told you this? One of the congregation... 39 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,760 Someone who doesn't like white converts? 40 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,400 You know that's not how it works. 41 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:06,520 Once someone becomes a brother, we care for him, no matter what. 42 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,520 It was reported to me out of concern for Joyce, 43 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,600 and I am concerned. I think you should be, too. 44 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,440 He seems angry about something, 45 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,840 but I can't get him to talk about it. 46 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,800 So, open the bag, please. 47 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,120 Yeah. 48 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:26,520 Oh, I actually wanted to be a bit early today, so... 49 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:34,920 What if I brought you a chocolate-spread sandwich later? 50 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,400 You really think I'm that easy to corrupt, Miss Gill? 51 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,480 I've told him "non-believer" doesn't mean "enemy" but... 52 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:03,960 He knows a lot about attacks by radicals on the out. 53 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,880 Are you saying he's a threat? 54 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,760 I'm saying he needs help. 55 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,960 I'll still be expecting my sandwich at lunchtime. 56 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,040 Fine. Bye. 57 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:16,160 And you have got the toilets to the left here. 58 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,160 This is Toby, everyone. 59 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,480 You've met Rose. 60 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,360 Um, Ali. Don. 61 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:28,440 Selfish pissbag only making himself coffee is Gary. 62 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,120 That's the boss. 63 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,360 This is Mr Phillips, he's a Grad Trainee 64 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,520 and he's already spent time on other wings, 65 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,600 so let's assume he'll last longer than the recruits we usually get. 66 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,360 Right, anyone? 67 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,520 Mr Phillips? 68 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,680 Is this "shamboiling"? You've heard about it? 69 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,160 It was all the rage on A Wing - they boil the bottle, 70 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,760 inhale the fumes. Doesn't even work, apparently. 71 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,600 Don't tell me. Caplan. 72 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,720 And Chunk, caught by Night Duty... 73 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,360 Oh, if anyone needs a shampoo, it's Chunk... 74 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,880 Drugs must be fucking scarce... 75 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,200 Which is good, 76 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,960 but this is dangerous so eyes out for anyone 77 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,440 with extra shampoo, 78 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,760 especially you two. I want you on AFCs this week. 79 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,640 Accommodation Fabric Checks. I know... 80 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:08,680 Yeah, I know... 81 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,960 We're behind and it'll be good for you to meet the wing. 82 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,240 Great. I'd also love to get some time with you... 83 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,560 Could you do Connor Joyce's cell in the first batch, 84 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,840 search his belongings? You're looking for weapons. 85 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,400 Why, have we got intel? 86 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,600 Joyce. I think he smashed his cell up on A Wing? 87 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,120 That's why we got him. 88 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:25,760 He's converted to Islam since 89 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,880 and has been making threats towards non Muslims. 90 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,120 Mr Shah, have you heard anything? Why me? 91 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,360 Because if Muslim prisoners are worried about Joyce, 92 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,160 they're more likely to talk to you. 93 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,760 I'm banning him from Friday Prayers until he engages with us... 94 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,440 Now, that might make things worse... 95 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,000 Hang on, hang on, 96 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,680 some white scruff turns Muslim 97 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,800 and you're worried about him influencing them? 98 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,400 We need to take this seriously. 99 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,600 If there's a credible threat to non Muslims, 100 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,960 then officers are higher-value targets than prisoners. 101 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,720 Should be celebrating his own culture, 102 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,600 except then he'd be called "racist"... 103 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,160 JACKIE: Oi. Leave it. 104 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,680 Talk to Franklin on the hotplate... 105 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:00,600 Oh, he always does. He's his hero. 106 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,080 And on roll count, 107 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,480 once again, we count heads, not beds. 108 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,000 Fantastic. 109 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:11,040 What a sprog. 110 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:14,120 Careful with that one, his sort don't get the banter. 111 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,680 I'll do AFCs with him if you like... 112 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:21,560 Are you always on heat? It's "in" heat and yes... 113 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,960 He could be your son... 114 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:28,400 Still be bathing him, though, if he was, eh? 115 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:32,480 You know ferrets? They can actually die if they don't get enough sex. 116 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,080 Yeah? Yeah, that's a true fact, man. 117 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:38,680 Boss. Can I get in to clean the classroom? Yeah. 118 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,680 I've got it. I've got it. You sure? Yeah. 119 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,520 Ready to go? Yeah. 120 00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:15,090 So what did you study at uni? PPE. 121 00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:18,050 Like face masks and shit? 122 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:20,850 Philosophy, Politics, Economics... 123 00:09:20,890 --> 00:09:23,530 Right, so why aren't you running the country? 124 00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:25,130 What the fuck are you doing here? 125 00:09:25,170 --> 00:09:28,530 What are any of us doing here? 126 00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:32,090 Well, I'm trying to find out if a shoplifter from Manchester 127 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:34,370 with a shit beard is trying to kill us all. 128 00:09:39,850 --> 00:09:44,410 ..three. Twoey, three. 129 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:47,810 Daniels, three. 130 00:09:51,170 --> 00:09:52,370 All right, man? 131 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:54,930 Been reading Charlie Hobbs's book? 132 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,770 He talks about the Safe Deposit Centre robbery. 133 00:09:57,810 --> 00:10:01,610 Oh, yeah? Get a mention, did I? 134 00:10:01,650 --> 00:10:03,610 He said it was your idea to kidnap the guy. 135 00:10:03,650 --> 00:10:04,930 I wanted vegetarian... 136 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:06,690 No such thing as honour any more. 137 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,930 Do your menu sheet on time, chief. 138 00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:13,770 If you don't do your sheet, you get chef's choice. Zaid, two. 139 00:10:13,810 --> 00:10:15,210 But... 140 00:10:19,930 --> 00:10:21,410 One of these days, 141 00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:23,370 I'll tell you what really happened that night. 142 00:10:23,410 --> 00:10:25,690 Adams, two. 143 00:10:25,730 --> 00:10:28,570 How's...? How's Joyce doing? 144 00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:30,730 Seems a good kid. Why? 145 00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:33,130 He hasn't said or done anything that makes you think 146 00:10:33,170 --> 00:10:35,090 that he might be up to something? 147 00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:37,050 Zukker, three. Since you seem 148 00:10:37,090 --> 00:10:39,290 to know more about my life than my mother, 149 00:10:39,330 --> 00:10:43,130 Mr Shah, what do I value most? 150 00:10:43,170 --> 00:10:44,890 Oh, I'm not asking you to grass. 151 00:10:48,210 --> 00:10:49,730 Honour. 152 00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:53,730 He's a bit lost, that's all, 153 00:10:53,770 --> 00:10:55,650 that's how he found your lot, innit? 154 00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:57,370 Don't get me wrong. I get it. 155 00:10:57,410 --> 00:10:59,410 If I was him looking for something, 156 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:03,610 anything to fucking believe in, I'd probably convert myself. 157 00:11:03,650 --> 00:11:06,010 Tanner, three. 158 00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:12,170 Nothing I need to know, is there? No. 159 00:11:12,210 --> 00:11:14,810 What's up with you? Is all the chicken halal? 160 00:11:14,850 --> 00:11:16,170 Yes... 161 00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:18,970 Right, I want my chicken non-halal. 162 00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:21,450 Tanner. Don't start. 163 00:11:21,490 --> 00:11:23,410 Did you hear something? What's the problem? 164 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,450 Problem is I'm pagan and as such, 165 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:27,050 I don't see why his lot get 166 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:30,330 to say how my fucking lunch is killed. 167 00:11:30,370 --> 00:11:32,930 Want me to show you how something should be killed, kuff? 168 00:11:32,970 --> 00:11:35,090 Calm down, sunshine, Since when was you "pagan"? 169 00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:37,890 About ten minutes ago. Prick. Relax... 170 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:40,370 Relax? You gonna stand for this, mate? Are you Muslim or not? 171 00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:41,410 Oi. 172 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,410 Yeah, yeah, I am Muslim, man, 173 00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:46,330 so I know how important Friday Prayers are 174 00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:48,050 and if you don't stop using words 175 00:11:48,090 --> 00:11:49,930 that you don't understand like "kuff", 176 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:53,450 they'll ban you next week, OK? As well as this one. Right? 177 00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:58,570 It's not fair. 178 00:11:58,610 --> 00:12:00,970 Leave it out, I'll find you a piece of fruit. 179 00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:04,810 Him an' all, yeah. 180 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:13,890 I'll keep an eye on him. Thanks, Franklin. 181 00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:20,530 At training, they said, back in the '90s, 182 00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:23,690 they made it a requirement for officers to have five GCSEs, 183 00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:29,290 but they had to scrap it, because nobody met the criteria. 184 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:32,410 Oh, I don't know what qualifies anyone to do this. 185 00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:35,970 All I know is if you're putting people in charge of others, 186 00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:37,890 especially if they're vulnerable, 187 00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:39,730 they'd better be the right people... 188 00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:41,410 Exactly. 189 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:43,610 Talk all you want about rehabilitation programmes, 190 00:12:43,650 --> 00:12:45,930 fact is we're the best programme there is. 191 00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:48,730 If you treat people with respect and integrity, 192 00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:54,810 do what you say you're going to do, what's more powerful than that? 193 00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:56,970 Did you find anything in Connor Joyce's pad? 194 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,690 No. Incense. Talking of programmes, 195 00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:00,970 I was thinking he could do Desistance & Disengagement 196 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:02,610 or Healthy Identity... 197 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,370 It's a good thought, 198 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:06,410 but his offence isn't terror-related. 199 00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:08,890 Stick with this one. You might learn something. 200 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:14,770 Adrian. 201 00:13:14,810 --> 00:13:18,330 My family sent me new books weeks ago, why can't I have them? 202 00:13:18,370 --> 00:13:19,450 I, um... 203 00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:22,250 Someone said you have to test all the pages, 204 00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:25,050 make sure they haven't been soaked in spice or whatever... 205 00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:28,770 So if someone did that with, say, the Bible, you'd make a fortune... 206 00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:30,490 I don't smoke. 207 00:13:30,530 --> 00:13:32,810 Don't worry, we'll ask Security, see what's going on. 208 00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:38,810 Having a good day, Costa? 209 00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:42,570 I'm good, Miss. We're all good. 210 00:14:03,890 --> 00:14:06,730 Hey, look, this, all from one cell. 211 00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:08,450 Whose? Baldy's. 212 00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:10,890 Thieving bastards. They've cleared my cell. 213 00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:13,290 Oh, flakey? Oh...Oh, he's not happy, come on. 214 00:14:18,970 --> 00:14:21,330 Mr Shah? Yep. 215 00:14:21,370 --> 00:14:24,810 Did you find anything out? Jihadi Joyce. 216 00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:27,010 Oh, yeah, Franklin said he'll keep an eye on him, 217 00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:29,450 yeah, everybody respects Franklin... 218 00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:31,930 He wanted to get his autograph when he arrived. 219 00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:35,210 I didn't, though, in the end. 220 00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:44,730 I noticed you used a prisoner's Christian name. Adrian. 221 00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:46,050 Why shouldn't I? 222 00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:49,570 No, it's just... I haven't come across it elsewhere. 223 00:14:50,770 --> 00:14:53,050 Do you have time for that chat now? 224 00:14:53,090 --> 00:14:55,650 Tomorrow. We'll sort it all out tomorrow. 225 00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:09,530 You played me, Miss Gill. 226 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,010 Where was my sandwich? 227 00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:18,970 What if I buy you a drink instead? 228 00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:21,530 Oh, I'm working nights. 229 00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:23,450 What about next week? 230 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,810 Maybe, if I'm still here. 231 00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:38,730 Told you you wouldn't get an induction. 232 00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:40,930 She's just busy, we're doing it later. 233 00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:43,170 You're not saying you still haven't had one? 234 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,530 Don't matter now. 235 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:49,290 I think she decided I'd leave any minute now, so why bother...? 236 00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:51,890 Well, half of all new recruits... Yeah, I know... 237 00:15:51,930 --> 00:15:53,370 But, still. 238 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,370 William. Did you get your package? 239 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:02,490 I see you, Mini Leigh. Calling prisoners by their first names. 240 00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:05,850 So, will you? Stay? 241 00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:07,770 Why do you wanna know? Is there a book running? 242 00:16:07,810 --> 00:16:08,930 On what? 243 00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,490 On how long I stay... 244 00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:12,770 Not that I know of. 245 00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:14,570 I don't. 246 00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:17,170 Although I think there might be one on who has sex with you first. 247 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,810 Prisoners or staff? 248 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,210 Mr Campbell's been "intimate" 249 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,370 with officers on every wing, from what I've heard... 250 00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:26,130 From who, him? 251 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,450 Well, I'm more worried about you than me, mate. 252 00:16:35,650 --> 00:16:37,130 You know Tanya on B Wing? 253 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:40,290 She once shagged a Governor who named his cock Toby. 254 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:42,810 I'm not going to get a sexual harassment complaint 255 00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:44,130 about you, am I? 256 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,330 If anyone goes to HR, it'll be Miss Gill about you. 257 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:49,330 Why are you being so hard on her, anyway? 258 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:51,050 I know people like her... 259 00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:53,090 Do you? Who? 260 00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:55,650 When do you ever go anywhere or see anyone? 261 00:16:55,690 --> 00:16:57,530 Honestly, no wonder you're being a mardy cow. 262 00:16:57,570 --> 00:17:00,490 You're stressed to fuck, you never leave this place... 263 00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:02,530 Actually, I need to nip out in a bit. 264 00:17:04,410 --> 00:17:07,850 OK. I'll cover. 265 00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:22,050 TANNOY: [INDISTINCT SPEECH] 266 00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:24,130 What was that? 267 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:27,090 Don't know, don't care. How many more? 268 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,370 Here, let me. 269 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:36,210 Is it true you went to university? Why? 270 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:39,210 I want to write to my girlfriend, but I can't. 271 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,930 Write, I mean, I mean, I can, but like a kid. 272 00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:44,250 Reading's the same. 273 00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:46,770 Will you do it if I told you what to say? 274 00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:48,810 Won't she know it's not your handwriting? 275 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,770 Nah, it's pretty new, 276 00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:53,890 I don't want to lose her. Please, boss? 277 00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:56,050 How come you're still here? 278 00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:58,330 Because I've got a brain 279 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,170 and I know how it looks if I walk away 280 00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:01,770 the minute the shelves get stocked. 281 00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:03,090 What's your name? 282 00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:04,250 Goldie... 283 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:05,890 Christian name? 284 00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:07,570 Dan. Why? 285 00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:09,010 I will do it, Dan, 286 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:11,370 but only if you let me get you some help with your literacy. 287 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:24,930 How come you're still here? 288 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,090 I think she likes me. Boss. 289 00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:33,650 Oi-oi. Look at him running away, man. 290 00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:35,770 Cos he knows what I'm going to say to him. 291 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,170 Been trying to get that guy to do a business course for ages. 292 00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:39,730 He's a smart guy, you know. Yeah. 293 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:42,530 It's my meeting with the SO. Ooh, have you got your notepad? 294 00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:47,010 Give me a second, yeah? Yeah. 295 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:49,130 Boss. 296 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,610 Where's my books, guv? 297 00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:53,530 Yeah, erm, I spoke to Security, yeah, 298 00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:56,410 and they're not happy about one of them. Crime And... 299 00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:59,450 Crime And Punishment?! Are you shitting me? 300 00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:00,690 That's what they said, man. 301 00:19:00,730 --> 00:19:03,570 So I can get as much true crime bollocks as I want 302 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,610 from the library, but I'm not allowed a classic 303 00:19:05,650 --> 00:19:07,610 of world literature? 304 00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:09,890 There's some good true crime in there, you know... 305 00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:11,850 It's not about how it affects us, 306 00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:14,530 it's what it does to the other fucking nutters. 307 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,810 You're in for manslaughter. 308 00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:18,930 Yeah. So are you. Exactly. 309 00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:23,130 And I've never read Crime And fucking Punishment. Relax. 310 00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:25,890 I'll, I'll chat to them again, yeah? 311 00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:35,610 I've, erm, got a meeting, with the SO. 312 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:40,330 Yeah, she's not here, sweetheart. Anything I can do for you? 313 00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:43,010 Do you know where she's gone? Had to nip out. 314 00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:47,970 Excuse me. Sorry. Thank you. 315 00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:49,930 Oh, great, I thought you'd forgotten. 316 00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:53,730 I need to do something first... 317 00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:56,050 I know you're busy, I really won't take up much of your time... 318 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:57,250 I said I can't now, 319 00:19:57,290 --> 00:19:59,530 unless you want to explain to Governor Ray why 320 00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:01,810 the document he's been waiting for has been delayed. 321 00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:03,890 Happy to. Mr Ray's my mentor. 322 00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:12,290 Sorry, would you, would you give us a minute? 323 00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:13,610 There you go. 324 00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:20,890 He's a spy. 325 00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:22,450 Sorry. He's a what? 326 00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:24,170 Ray sent him to watch me... 327 00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:25,570 Why the fuck would he do that? 328 00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:28,610 Because they want me out, Jackie, and they are pushing 329 00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:31,890 and pushing until I do something there's no coming back from. 330 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,170 Like what? 331 00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:37,410 What, Leigh? 332 00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:41,410 You all right? You losing it or something? 333 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,730 Well, look, yeah, you take the odd risk, 334 00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:46,330 sure, but only for good reasons. 335 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,010 It's not like you're a fucking criminal. You know... 336 00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:15,570 So I emptied the complaints box last night. 337 00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:18,890 "Shit-ton of drugs all over the wing you need to fucking sort it." 338 00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:22,650 Oh, now, shouldn't there be a comma in there somewhere? 339 00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:23,930 We don't know who wrote it? 340 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:26,730 Before posting it in the anonymous complaints box? 341 00:21:26,770 --> 00:21:28,970 Woo, fucking university this one... 342 00:21:29,010 --> 00:21:31,850 Fantastic. Might be bullshit, the amount of wind-ups they post in there. 343 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,210 Yeah, but Fat Andrew was off his tits at bang-up... 344 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:37,850 On what, conditioner? Skank. First sign I've seen in weeks. 345 00:21:37,890 --> 00:21:39,490 What happened to no grassing? 346 00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:41,090 There's no such thing as honour any more. 347 00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:42,810 It's not about honour, they live here, 348 00:21:42,850 --> 00:21:45,450 and most don't want drugs on the wing any more than we do. 349 00:21:45,490 --> 00:21:48,170 Makes everyone's life more dangerous, 350 00:21:48,210 --> 00:21:49,450 Ask around, eyes open. 351 00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:53,530 And I'm still not convinced Connor Joyce isn't a danger, 352 00:21:53,570 --> 00:21:55,410 to himself or others. 353 00:21:57,570 --> 00:22:00,130 Mr Phillips. Miss Stokes'll give you a wing induction. 354 00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:01,450 Certainly will. 355 00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:03,490 We'll get canteen out of the way tomorrow, 356 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:06,290 and then I'll show you anything you wanna see. 357 00:22:09,210 --> 00:22:10,490 Come on then. 358 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:20,290 You think all criminals are in prison? 359 00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:22,170 Only the shit ones are in here, 360 00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:25,930 the ones who are good at it are out there laughing at traitors like you. 361 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,490 All right, boss. Afternoon, did you get that letter off? Yeah. 362 00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:30,090 Good. 363 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:50,450 Criminal law only started to keep the working class in its place. 364 00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:52,250 That's what prisons are for. 365 00:22:52,290 --> 00:22:54,610 And who is it locks the fucking doors? 366 00:22:54,650 --> 00:22:58,930 Our own kind. People like you, Screwlet. 367 00:22:58,970 --> 00:23:00,810 Is that what you are, a traitor? 368 00:23:00,850 --> 00:23:03,010 This what you always dreamed of doing when you was a kid? 369 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:06,490 You don't have to worry about me, handing in my notice on Friday. 370 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:10,330 Good. Hi. 371 00:23:12,330 --> 00:23:14,370 Tony and...Nicky? 372 00:23:21,330 --> 00:23:24,290 Why is cell 82 out of action? 373 00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:26,650 SO's orders... 374 00:23:26,690 --> 00:23:29,650 Right, but why? Oh, don't use that word. 375 00:23:29,690 --> 00:23:31,410 Something about the electrics. 376 00:23:32,650 --> 00:23:33,930 They're bust. 377 00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:37,370 Can we do that letter now, Mr F? 378 00:23:37,410 --> 00:23:39,170 Mr F? 379 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:41,170 Philips. 380 00:23:41,210 --> 00:23:42,490 Yeah. 381 00:23:47,930 --> 00:23:49,370 Steven? 382 00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:52,090 Your appointment with Housing's in an hour, don't forget. 383 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:54,370 Thanks. Clock's ticking. 384 00:23:54,410 --> 00:23:58,050 You need to get organised. You ever been homeless? 385 00:23:58,090 --> 00:24:01,490 Yeah, I have, I hadn't forgotten. That's not why I'm thanking you. 386 00:24:01,530 --> 00:24:03,330 I was thanking you for giving a shit. 387 00:24:22,410 --> 00:24:23,490 You OK? 388 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,770 Cos...you don't look it... 389 00:24:30,890 --> 00:24:33,090 ..and it's starting to worry a lot of people. 390 00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:37,450 We're here to help you, so... 391 00:24:38,850 --> 00:24:40,170 Tell him, son. 392 00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:44,130 Go on, he's all right. 393 00:24:44,170 --> 00:24:46,130 Tell him what you told me. 394 00:24:55,330 --> 00:24:56,770 A few weeks ago. 395 00:24:56,810 --> 00:25:01,370 She was only a few days old when she died, like he never even saw her. 396 00:25:01,410 --> 00:25:04,970 That's why he's acting out then - stupid sod's grieving. 397 00:25:05,010 --> 00:25:07,050 He wouldn't be the first to turn to religion. 398 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:09,810 Yeah, but he could've fucking said though. Well, why would he? 399 00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:12,570 He's gone from care to young offenders to prison, 400 00:25:12,610 --> 00:25:14,890 it's not like anyone's helped him before. 401 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:18,090 The Imam then... Sex outside marriage is haram, 402 00:25:18,130 --> 00:25:20,890 so he would've been trying to make a good impression. 403 00:25:23,170 --> 00:25:25,330 How come so many in here have kids so young? 404 00:25:25,370 --> 00:25:26,650 Well, if your family's shit, 405 00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:29,210 you just try and make a better one of your own as soon as. 406 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,730 When we started fostering, we spent most of our time 407 00:25:31,770 --> 00:25:34,010 stopping the poor buggers from trying to breed. 408 00:25:35,170 --> 00:25:38,810 But erm, funeral is tomorrow. 409 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:42,010 I know it's short notice 410 00:25:42,050 --> 00:25:44,730 but I was thinking now we know why he's been playing up... 411 00:25:48,010 --> 00:25:49,490 ..can we get him there? 412 00:25:49,530 --> 00:25:50,810 I'll ask the question. 413 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,650 All right? 414 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,050 I used to think an app was something you downloaded. 415 00:26:09,090 --> 00:26:11,090 Cons are the only ones with tech in here. 416 00:26:11,130 --> 00:26:13,570 So how you settling in, Professor? 417 00:26:13,610 --> 00:26:16,130 OK, I think. I mean, 418 00:26:16,170 --> 00:26:18,290 the frustrations are the same on every wing. 419 00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:20,810 We want them to be responsible, so we take away all responsibilities. 420 00:26:20,850 --> 00:26:22,610 We want them to stop hanging around losers, 421 00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:25,610 so we put all the losers under one roof, and all that. 422 00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:30,530 You know that poem, by Judge Challeen? 423 00:26:30,570 --> 00:26:31,690 Doesn't rhyme. 424 00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:33,650 Poems don't have to rhyme. Do they? 425 00:26:33,690 --> 00:26:36,330 How is it a fucking poem then? And who are the losers, us or them? 426 00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:37,730 No, it's... 427 00:26:39,130 --> 00:26:40,290 Doesn't matter. 428 00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:44,810 I was helping a man write a letter earlier 429 00:26:44,850 --> 00:26:47,610 and I suggested he talk about what he's learned here. 430 00:26:47,650 --> 00:26:49,290 He told me he'd learned that it's better 431 00:26:49,330 --> 00:26:52,650 to commit burglary in the daytime because although the chances of 432 00:26:52,690 --> 00:26:55,570 getting caught increase, the sentence is a lot lighter. 433 00:26:55,610 --> 00:26:56,890 Who told you that? 434 00:26:56,930 --> 00:26:59,010 Dan. Who? 435 00:27:01,810 --> 00:27:02,970 Dan. 436 00:27:04,730 --> 00:27:06,410 Goldie. 437 00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:08,490 Goldie told you he was in for burglary? 438 00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:12,010 Fucking wrongun's a serial stalker, 439 00:27:12,050 --> 00:27:15,090 in for multiple threats to kill his missus. 440 00:27:15,130 --> 00:27:16,970 He's still trying to get at her. 441 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,610 Jax caught him on the phone last week disguising his voice... 442 00:27:19,650 --> 00:27:21,610 What's up? Move. Move! 443 00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:25,570 What's up, Professor? 444 00:27:30,330 --> 00:27:32,690 Where's the key for the postbox? Oh, where's the fire? 445 00:27:32,730 --> 00:27:35,610 Where is it? Mail's gone out. What's up? 446 00:27:35,650 --> 00:27:37,250 Fuck. What's up? 447 00:27:45,450 --> 00:27:47,770 [ALL LAUGH] 448 00:27:52,410 --> 00:27:53,730 Fantastic. 449 00:28:08,610 --> 00:28:12,890 We...tried to get permission for you to go to the funeral. 450 00:28:12,930 --> 00:28:15,690 But, erm, there's all sorts of staffing issues 451 00:28:15,730 --> 00:28:18,290 and cos of the notice... 452 00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:21,890 ..the Governor... 453 00:28:21,930 --> 00:28:23,170 ..had to say no. 454 00:28:27,090 --> 00:28:28,330 Sorry, man. 455 00:28:30,010 --> 00:28:31,850 You tried to do that for me? 456 00:28:31,890 --> 00:28:33,530 Can he at least go to, erm, 457 00:28:33,570 --> 00:28:36,210 you know, whatshername, Friday Prayers now? 458 00:28:39,850 --> 00:28:41,610 You want me to ask Miss Henry? 459 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,570 All right. 460 00:28:49,330 --> 00:28:51,650 So what's Goldie actually in for? Burglary. 461 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:55,490 He broke in to someone's house, cooked himself a meal, 462 00:28:55,530 --> 00:28:57,530 then he, he fell asleep. 463 00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:59,970 Prick got woken up by the police. 464 00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:01,170 Goldilocks. 465 00:29:02,850 --> 00:29:05,090 You weren't to know it was a practical joke. 466 00:29:05,130 --> 00:29:07,210 No, although something similar has happened... 467 00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:10,730 Have you got any idea of the damage you could have done? 468 00:29:10,770 --> 00:29:13,170 Men convicted of stalking and domestic violence are some of 469 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:14,970 the most manipulative in this place. 470 00:29:15,010 --> 00:29:17,570 I was too eager to help, you're right. 471 00:29:17,610 --> 00:29:19,290 I know what a damaging crime it can be. 472 00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:20,730 Do you? 473 00:29:20,770 --> 00:29:23,130 Have you been a victim of it? 474 00:29:24,290 --> 00:29:26,530 Well, no... Well, then how can you? 475 00:29:28,170 --> 00:29:30,650 Any evidence of drugs from the fabric checks? 476 00:29:30,690 --> 00:29:32,610 Apart from the, erm... 477 00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:36,130 Yeah, Flakey swears he uses shampoo as soap, for his psoriasis. 478 00:29:36,170 --> 00:29:37,530 So you're nearly done? 479 00:29:39,290 --> 00:29:40,770 Very nearly. 480 00:29:40,810 --> 00:29:43,490 Can you check on Connor Joyce? It's gonna be a difficult day for him. 481 00:29:43,530 --> 00:29:44,770 Yeah. 482 00:29:52,730 --> 00:29:54,890 Sorry, Miss Henry, have I done something to upset you? 483 00:29:54,930 --> 00:29:58,410 We covered that. No, I mean, something else. 484 00:29:58,450 --> 00:29:59,810 I don't know, have you? 485 00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:04,650 Right, you. 486 00:30:04,690 --> 00:30:07,690 Haven't forgotten about our date, have you? 487 00:30:07,730 --> 00:30:08,970 Let's go. 488 00:30:16,850 --> 00:30:18,930 I need to talk to you after the shift. 489 00:30:24,610 --> 00:30:27,290 It don't matter that you're a bitch to me, I don't give a shit. 490 00:30:27,330 --> 00:30:28,610 I got that. 491 00:30:28,650 --> 00:30:30,210 But Toby does. 492 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:32,890 I mean, he really, really does, 493 00:30:32,930 --> 00:30:36,450 and he deserves a lot fucking better from you. 494 00:30:36,490 --> 00:30:38,410 Is this what usually happens? 495 00:30:38,450 --> 00:30:40,250 At the petrol station and the bakery 496 00:30:40,290 --> 00:30:42,770 and your last job at the bookmakers? 497 00:30:42,810 --> 00:30:45,730 You shout your mouth off and flounce out? 498 00:30:45,770 --> 00:30:48,410 So you have read my file. 499 00:30:48,450 --> 00:30:50,970 I know people like you, Miss Gill. People like me? 500 00:30:51,010 --> 00:30:53,450 You never stick at anything, you never commit to anything, 501 00:30:53,490 --> 00:30:55,890 even when you're good at it... You don't know me. 502 00:31:22,530 --> 00:31:24,970 Didn't think you had it in you, sunshine. 503 00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:35,930 Like fucking ferrets. 504 00:31:35,970 --> 00:31:37,970 [LAUGHTER] 505 00:31:52,530 --> 00:31:55,210 This is the guy who makes our tea, isn't it? Barry. 506 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:58,610 I would never have the discipline to keep my cell this tidy. 507 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,050 Could be discipline. 508 00:32:06,010 --> 00:32:08,210 Could also say "institutionalised". 509 00:32:21,810 --> 00:32:25,370 Whatever her problem is, it's hers, not yours. 510 00:32:29,850 --> 00:32:31,490 Unless it's all of ours. 511 00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:43,850 She doesn't like newcomers, she's too close to the prisoners, 512 00:32:43,890 --> 00:32:46,410 she disappears in the middle of a shift without explanation, 513 00:32:46,450 --> 00:32:48,490 then a day later... 514 00:32:48,530 --> 00:32:49,970 ..there's drugs on the wing. 515 00:32:53,610 --> 00:32:55,810 All right. 516 00:32:55,850 --> 00:32:57,890 Where's Joyce? 517 00:32:57,930 --> 00:32:59,050 Eh? 518 00:33:00,330 --> 00:33:02,970 Come on, he's gone to Friday Prayers already? 519 00:33:03,010 --> 00:33:04,610 What, without his Quran? 520 00:33:44,930 --> 00:33:46,890 Boss. 521 00:33:46,930 --> 00:33:49,770 I found these in Joyce's cell. Look at the bookmarks. 522 00:33:56,450 --> 00:33:58,370 [HE WHISPERS] 523 00:34:04,690 --> 00:34:05,930 Where is he now? 524 00:34:29,330 --> 00:34:31,810 Move, move. Move. 525 00:34:31,850 --> 00:34:33,930 Where's Joyce? 526 00:34:33,970 --> 00:34:35,970 I need everybody to leave now... 527 00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:37,890 Mr Shah. I'm fine. 528 00:34:43,970 --> 00:34:45,170 Everybody out. 529 00:34:46,490 --> 00:34:48,170 You heard - move. Move! 530 00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:49,450 Joyce? 531 00:34:52,210 --> 00:34:53,970 Stay away. Back off! 532 00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:56,330 Stay calm, man. I can still do this part. 533 00:34:56,370 --> 00:34:57,970 Don't, man, please. 534 00:34:58,010 --> 00:35:00,730 No choice. I should have died, yeah, not her... 535 00:35:00,770 --> 00:35:02,170 Who, your daughter? 536 00:35:02,210 --> 00:35:06,130 Don't you say her name. It's you. It's your fault. 537 00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:08,810 Do you know how many more Muslim kids are born compared 538 00:35:08,850 --> 00:35:11,290 to white ones where I come from? 539 00:35:11,330 --> 00:35:13,410 I don't know where you're from. That's not the point. 540 00:35:13,450 --> 00:35:16,370 OK. OK, well, how many then? 541 00:35:16,410 --> 00:35:18,050 That's your plan, in't it, eh? 542 00:35:18,090 --> 00:35:21,570 Keep having kids until we're the minority. 543 00:35:21,610 --> 00:35:23,450 Do I look like I've got a plan, bro? 544 00:35:23,490 --> 00:35:24,970 Don't. Yeah? What? 545 00:35:25,010 --> 00:35:28,490 Do you know what, he warned me about you? Who did? 546 00:35:28,530 --> 00:35:31,770 If I do this part, I can still die with some honour. 547 00:35:32,890 --> 00:35:34,090 Franklin. 548 00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:37,570 He persuaded you to do this? 549 00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:42,330 Is that why you converted, so you could get into Friday Prayers, attack people and kill yourself? 550 00:35:42,370 --> 00:35:46,130 I'd have done it as well if it weren't for you getting in my head. It's your fault. 551 00:35:46,170 --> 00:35:48,090 No, it's not me, 552 00:35:48,130 --> 00:35:50,770 it's you. It's not in you. 553 00:35:50,810 --> 00:35:54,610 You don't know me. Nor does Franklin. Yeah? 554 00:35:54,650 --> 00:35:56,570 He just saw a chance to mess with your head fast 555 00:35:56,610 --> 00:35:59,850 because of what happened to Sophie, yeah. 556 00:35:59,890 --> 00:36:03,490 He tried to groom you but it didn't work, did it? 557 00:36:03,530 --> 00:36:06,810 That's why you left your Quran behind, because you wanted to be stopped. 558 00:36:06,850 --> 00:36:10,370 I don't want to live. Yeah? She's gone, that's it. 559 00:36:10,410 --> 00:36:13,050 But not forever. She'll wait for you. 560 00:36:14,930 --> 00:36:17,970 The Prophet said that when a child dies before their parents, 561 00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:19,890 they'll be waiting in Paradise. 562 00:36:22,770 --> 00:36:24,690 Oh, stop it, man. There's no point. 563 00:36:24,730 --> 00:36:27,090 No, no. 564 00:36:27,130 --> 00:36:28,250 Erm... 565 00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:31,930 Yeah... 566 00:36:31,970 --> 00:36:33,210 Whales! 567 00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:36,770 Whales, they commit suicide, you know. 568 00:36:36,810 --> 00:36:39,090 Yeah, it's a true fact, man. 569 00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:46,210 Do you know what jihad really means? 570 00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:47,890 Don't you get it? I'm not Muslim. 571 00:36:47,930 --> 00:36:50,330 Doesn't matter, man, it's the same God, yeah? 572 00:36:51,850 --> 00:36:53,330 Jihad means struggle. 573 00:36:56,050 --> 00:36:58,210 God decreed that every soul should spend time on Earth 574 00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:00,170 so that He might test them. 575 00:37:02,850 --> 00:37:05,970 Look at what you've been through your whole life, man. 576 00:37:06,010 --> 00:37:09,050 How many wouldn't have even survived a week in your shoes, man? 577 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:15,490 That's why I admire you, you know, all of you, 578 00:37:15,530 --> 00:37:17,450 in a way. 579 00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:20,530 Cos everything in here's so stripped back, there's nothing to hide behind 580 00:37:20,570 --> 00:37:22,490 and getting through the day is an achievement. 581 00:37:22,530 --> 00:37:24,090 And there's honesty in that. 582 00:37:27,530 --> 00:37:28,770 Honour. 583 00:37:30,170 --> 00:37:31,610 Do you see? 584 00:37:35,890 --> 00:37:37,810 This is your jihad, brother. 585 00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:41,490 OK? 586 00:37:41,530 --> 00:37:43,570 This is... 587 00:37:43,610 --> 00:37:44,970 ..the point. 588 00:37:47,010 --> 00:37:49,210 Give me that, man. 589 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,530 You don't want to do this. 590 00:37:55,610 --> 00:37:58,370 All those people who say we do fuck all 591 00:37:58,410 --> 00:38:01,490 for the prisoners should see how hard that is. 592 00:38:01,530 --> 00:38:05,010 What it takes to just get through a shift without anything happening. 593 00:38:06,610 --> 00:38:08,930 Don't see that on the news, though, do you? 594 00:38:08,970 --> 00:38:11,650 "No fucker died or escaped from prison again today." 595 00:38:16,570 --> 00:38:18,970 So what'll happen to Franklin? 596 00:38:19,010 --> 00:38:20,530 Seg. 597 00:38:20,570 --> 00:38:23,450 Then he'll get shipped out to another nick. 598 00:38:23,490 --> 00:38:25,050 Can't win 'em all, boss. 599 00:38:27,330 --> 00:38:28,970 There'll always be a next time. 600 00:38:30,690 --> 00:38:32,650 Because our recruitment's being done for us, 601 00:38:32,690 --> 00:38:34,250 every day of the week. 602 00:38:36,010 --> 00:38:40,450 Working class white people with no voice, 603 00:38:40,490 --> 00:38:42,170 no future and no hope... 604 00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:47,050 ..left behind and betrayed by their own country. 605 00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:48,890 Plenty more where he came from. 606 00:38:50,690 --> 00:38:54,850 I mean, stopping escapes and deaths is sort of our job. 607 00:38:54,890 --> 00:38:58,170 Yeah. And it's the police's job to catch criminals but, you know, 608 00:38:58,210 --> 00:39:00,010 every fucker loves them, don't they? 609 00:39:00,050 --> 00:39:01,730 Yeah, and the firefighters. 610 00:39:03,690 --> 00:39:06,250 Every bloody Christmas it's the same. 611 00:39:06,290 --> 00:39:09,930 "Here, spare a thought for the firefighters," and the police 612 00:39:09,970 --> 00:39:13,770 and the nurses and never us, the bastards. 613 00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:16,170 Who? The royals. 614 00:39:16,210 --> 00:39:19,970 Oh, don't let Gary hear you diss the royal family. 615 00:39:20,010 --> 00:39:22,730 You know, we saved people's lives today, and nobody'll ever know. 616 00:39:22,770 --> 00:39:25,010 We do. And they will. 617 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:29,010 That's what matters. That's all that matters. 618 00:39:32,650 --> 00:39:34,170 Come on, get ready. 619 00:39:38,010 --> 00:39:39,770 You got 'em mixed up. 620 00:39:41,970 --> 00:39:44,250 Class and race. 621 00:39:44,290 --> 00:39:47,050 You got 'em mixed up, you fucking prick. 622 00:40:09,850 --> 00:40:12,490 On the hour, for anyone who wants to join in, 623 00:40:12,530 --> 00:40:16,610 we'll be observing a minute's silence in honour 624 00:40:16,650 --> 00:40:21,690 of baby Sophie Charlotte Joyce, who died, aged three days. 625 00:40:39,890 --> 00:40:41,250 Hey, man. 626 00:40:45,450 --> 00:40:47,570 It's what she was wearing. 627 00:40:47,610 --> 00:40:49,290 Your girlfriend brought it in. 628 00:40:51,370 --> 00:40:53,650 Miss Henry says you're allowed to keep it. 629 00:41:05,890 --> 00:41:07,370 [TIMER BEEPS] 630 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:28,130 [TIMER BEEPS] 631 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:42,130 You'll be moved to Segregation Unit, pending adjudication. 632 00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:45,330 Ready? 633 00:42:52,210 --> 00:42:54,250 Sir. 634 00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:13,130 I'll make a copy. 635 00:43:16,090 --> 00:43:19,690 Congratulations, you are now C-Wing's Custodial Manager. 636 00:43:21,850 --> 00:43:24,530 Sorry, that's... That's it? 637 00:43:24,570 --> 00:43:26,850 Unless there's something I've missed? 638 00:43:58,010 --> 00:44:01,730 Why didn't you tell everyone that it was you that rang Joyce's girlfriend? 639 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:06,130 Cell bell's for emergency use only. 640 00:44:06,170 --> 00:44:08,050 Is this a fucking emergency? 641 00:44:10,930 --> 00:44:13,650 Where's my books, you dirty fucking terrorist? 642 00:44:21,810 --> 00:44:25,330 Thing is, Mr F, it wasn't a wind-up. 643 00:44:25,370 --> 00:44:27,170 I would like to learn. 644 00:44:27,210 --> 00:44:30,330 I've been writing to my kids every week for the last two years 645 00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:32,530 and not had a single reply. 646 00:44:32,570 --> 00:44:34,850 Maybe if I could write better. 647 00:44:43,370 --> 00:44:45,170 Did you look in that parcel? 648 00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:48,890 The parcel, did you open it? 649 00:44:48,930 --> 00:44:50,010 No. 650 00:44:51,170 --> 00:44:52,410 Right. 651 00:44:52,450 --> 00:44:53,890 Next one will be ready soon. 652 00:44:55,810 --> 00:44:57,170 What? 653 00:45:04,210 --> 00:45:07,810 The deal was that I pay for Dean's mistake. 654 00:45:07,850 --> 00:45:09,730 Nah. 655 00:45:09,770 --> 00:45:11,370 This is about you now. 656 00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:14,330 No. I'm out. 657 00:45:17,290 --> 00:45:18,770 Do you know how much time you'll get 658 00:45:18,810 --> 00:45:21,170 for bringing that one parcel in, Rose? 659 00:45:22,730 --> 00:45:24,890 Exactly. 660 00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:26,490 I say when you're out.