1 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:49,120 Oh, no. Thank you, Larry. 2 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:50,760 All right? Uh-uh. Of course it is. 3 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,200 Mr Shah? 4 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,600 He's on his way, Boss. What? You looking for Sula? 5 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,320 He should be back from his legal visit any minute now. Thanks. 6 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:20,160 Have you noticed any issues with Troy Walker? 7 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,200 N-no... Who's he knocking about with? 8 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,280 Gets on with everyone, I think. Why? 9 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:29,000 Give it five, then tell him I want a word about the app he put in. 10 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,080 Oi, Oi. 11 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:41,320 Jacksies, yes, Jacksons', no. 12 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,760 Yes? 13 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,040 Yes, Miss. 14 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:46,760 "Jacksons'"? 15 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,400 Jackson Pollocks... 16 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,200 Who's that? No idea. 17 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,920 Doesn't being called "Miss" make you feel like a schoolteacher? 18 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,920 That's one of the things that you are now. 19 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,560 You got any kids? No. You? 20 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,680 Millions of 'em, mostly fostered. 21 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,600 This lot are the same though - they all just need boundaries. 22 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,520 They were all at primary school once. 23 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,000 Oh, for f... 24 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,520 Hey...Hey. Whoa, whoa. Don't whistle. 25 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,160 Whistle and every bugger comes running. 26 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,160 I won't tell you again. Out, please! 27 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,560 All right, Miss? All right? 28 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,960 Sterling... Sterling. 29 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,040 Cheers. 30 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,520 It's all right. Takes time. 31 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,080 But if you stay, remembering names can be your best friend. 32 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:31,440 Does nobody think I'll stay? Honestly? 33 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,240 A few were betting you wouldn't make it past day one, so... 34 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,040 The SO, you mean? 35 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:39,280 Why does she call the inmates by their first names? 36 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:42,280 Her choice. Just don't ever let 'em use yours, all right? 37 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,880 Anyway, forget the SO. 38 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,560 You focus on this lot and she'll love you forever. 39 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:48,960 I don't plan on staying THAT long. 40 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:05,640 I haven't put any applications in, Miss. Come in, Troy. 41 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:06,680 Are you being bullied? 42 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,440 So have you upset someone? 43 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,560 Got yourself in debt? 44 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,960 Well, something's happened. You've been fine up till now... 45 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,080 I'm still fine. 46 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,520 This is the school playground. 47 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,960 I don't know what the squabble is 48 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,680 or whether you just need to man up a bit, 49 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:27,040 but to be clear. I don't tolerate bullying, not ever. 50 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,680 Do you understand? 51 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,280 [COMPUTER MESSAGE ALERT] 52 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,600 Can I go, Miss? 53 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,000 Right, what do you see when I show you this? 54 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,040 Miss? 55 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,320 You all right? What's up? 56 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,360 Why's there never a pen in this place? 57 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,480 BOTH: Full of thieves... 58 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,000 Ray and his "vetting". 59 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,360 There was an officer down south in post for a year 60 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,480 before anyone realised he'd served two sentences. 61 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,000 Yeah, wasn't he an illegal as well? 62 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,440 Human beings can't be illegal, silly bollocks. 63 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,480 Look, it's just the usual box-ticking, that's all. 64 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:07,880 Yours to lose, remember. 65 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,440 [LOUD SLAM] 66 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,680 Look out, Hot Wheels is back. 67 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:14,760 # Oh, yes, you're the great pretender... # 68 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:18,280 Oh, yeah, I meant to tell you about that, sorry. Tanner's back. 69 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,000 Oh, God! Mr Campbell? 70 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,160 Oh, come on! 71 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:25,200 It's your turn. I don't want to hear him or see him. 72 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,360 Mr Sula? 73 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:31,720 Wake up! What you doing up there? Get yourself off! 74 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,520 Shall I tell you why I'm back here? 75 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,280 Shall I tell you while you're all here? 76 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,000 Because them out there... 77 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,440 He's protesting. What about? 78 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,960 Oh, he won't have decided yet. 79 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,640 Nick anyone you see feeding him. 80 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:52,680 SO asked me to tell you 81 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,960 to look after one of our frequent flyers. 82 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,040 Me? Why? What did I say about that question? 83 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,200 What do you think's going on in there? 84 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,080 Albanian. 85 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,800 Eastern Europeans are always up to something. 86 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:05,040 They do a shitload of crime, have a quick holiday in here 87 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:08,400 then we pay for 'em to go home, another holiday, come back, 88 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,120 starts all over again. 89 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,800 And they're racist as fuck. 90 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,760 Cheers for that. I hate racism. 91 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:17,240 ..there's nobody can tell me when I can fucking eat... 92 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:20,040 There's your boy. ..or sleep in this fucking place. Nobody. 93 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:22,280 Tried by a jury of your fucking peers? 94 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,920 Hey, how many black judges are there?! 95 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,880 Oh, for... How many working class people are there? 96 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,240 Well, he were never at primary school. 97 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:28,600 Fucking system's completely bent... 98 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:29,760 Name's Tanner. 99 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:34,120 Keep him away from the SO. Stop him shouting at her, all right? 100 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,280 Absolutely crazy. 101 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,440 Can I get a toilet roll? Yeah. 102 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,960 You know you can get out of here, any time you want to, don't you? 103 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,280 Just walk out the fucking door. 104 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,520 Remind me, what exactly did you forge? 105 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,920 We already did the sentence plan. 106 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,360 Erm, this time cheques. 107 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:52,200 Er, before that, the visas. 108 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:54,240 So you have forged official documents, then. 109 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,520 I'm not the police. 110 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:04,760 A few. 111 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:05,800 Hm. Mm. 112 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,920 I've lost my birth certificate. 113 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,000 Which is shit, because I need it for health insurance 114 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,000 and I'm not sure a replacement's gonna come in time. 115 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:16,920 Hey. 116 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,360 You get materials... 117 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:22,080 ..I do it for you. 118 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,080 Really? 119 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,200 I am an artist. 120 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,360 You're also a prisoner. I'd be asking you to break the law. 121 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,840 This is not a big deal... 122 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,280 It is for me. 123 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,640 If you give me false information, this is a big deal. 124 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,520 But just to replace? 125 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:40,560 [HE CHUCKLES] 126 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:45,480 Actually, let's think about it, shall we? 127 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:49,280 You come look at my work, you see. 128 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,600 I am an artist. 129 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,160 Problem, Casper? 130 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,440 Costa. 131 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,880 But erm, the name that I know that you know is, Dean. 132 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:24,920 [HE CLEARS HIS THROAT] 133 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,760 Fucking hell. You took your time, man. 134 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,160 Training's long. 135 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,320 We good to go? 136 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:36,680 I've only just got here. 137 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,160 Huh? What, you like it? 138 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,200 [HE SNIGGERS] 139 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:42,960 Look, just get it done and bounce. 140 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,360 It's, it's too soon. 141 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:48,560 Listen. 142 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:54,000 This place is basically like a shopping mall. 143 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,440 A man can get pretty much anything he needs if he knows which door 144 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,560 to knock at. 145 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,680 Right now, most of the stores are empty 146 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,040 and that's an opportunity... 147 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,240 ..which is literally where you come in... I know why I'm here. 148 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,240 Good! 149 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,280 You collect tonight. 150 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,320 I'm already being watched. 151 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,360 Look, if word gets out the shelves are suddenly full, 152 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,040 who do you think they're going to suspect of delivering? 153 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,440 Who's watching? 154 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:24,480 The SO. 155 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,960 She doesn't trust me yet, so... 156 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,840 Difficult prisoner comes in, who gets assigned to him? 157 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,000 She's setting me up to fail, all right? 158 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,200 I need to be careful. 159 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,320 Nah. 160 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:45,520 You need to do whatever it takes to make her start trusting ya, 161 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:46,560 quick time. 162 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,400 Because you can't afford to fail, can you, Rose? 163 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,040 [TENSE MUSIC BUILDS] 164 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,087 # Ohhh, yes 165 00:09:02,127 --> 00:09:05,007 # You're the great pretender 166 00:09:05,047 --> 00:09:09,047 # pretending that you know it all.... # 167 00:09:09,087 --> 00:09:10,287 Give it a rest, bruv! 168 00:09:10,327 --> 00:09:11,607 Fuck off, spanner! 169 00:09:11,647 --> 00:09:14,487 She pretends she can't hear me but we both know she can. 170 00:09:14,527 --> 00:09:16,407 You know nothing. Mr Tanner! 171 00:09:16,447 --> 00:09:18,287 Running around pretending to do her best for everyone. 172 00:09:18,327 --> 00:09:19,327 [LOCK BUZZES] 173 00:09:19,367 --> 00:09:22,127 Look at them, pretending they're trying to make a difference. 174 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:24,287 I need to move pads. 175 00:09:24,327 --> 00:09:26,847 Mr Tanner! ..other fuckers employed by the Prison Service. 176 00:09:26,887 --> 00:09:28,327 He don't talk to screws, Miss. What?! 177 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:30,247 He don't talk to screws. 178 00:09:30,287 --> 00:09:33,847 Points of information can be exchanged, but we don't talk. 179 00:09:33,887 --> 00:09:36,447 Now, where's my single? I've been here for fucking hours! 180 00:09:36,487 --> 00:09:38,567 Worse thing they can do is... 181 00:09:38,607 --> 00:09:40,047 I don't need to give you a reason. 182 00:09:40,087 --> 00:09:42,647 And I don't need to be your social secretary. 183 00:09:42,687 --> 00:09:44,287 Find someone who'll swap and we can talk. 184 00:09:44,327 --> 00:09:46,687 I won't get no-one to swap with me. 185 00:09:46,727 --> 00:09:47,727 Why not? 186 00:09:49,207 --> 00:09:50,407 Well, that's on you. 187 00:09:50,447 --> 00:09:53,047 Be on you if something happens. 188 00:09:53,087 --> 00:09:54,687 Is that a threat, Mr Farrow? 189 00:10:08,527 --> 00:10:11,207 Well, you can take that TV out for a start... 190 00:10:11,247 --> 00:10:13,127 I really need you to stop shouting, 191 00:10:13,167 --> 00:10:15,207 so the SO doesn't notice either of us. 192 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:16,767 Best way to stop a man escaping - 193 00:10:16,807 --> 00:10:18,847 make sure he don't know he's in prison... 194 00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:20,567 You know who said that? 195 00:10:20,607 --> 00:10:22,767 Course not, you fucking sheep. What? 196 00:10:22,807 --> 00:10:25,487 Still paying for your telly like a good zombie, are we? 197 00:10:25,527 --> 00:10:26,687 You fucking twot. 198 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:27,727 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 199 00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:29,047 What the fuck's this? 200 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,687 I'm an officer, you're an inmate... 201 00:10:30,727 --> 00:10:33,607 no, I'm not. Point of information. 202 00:10:33,647 --> 00:10:37,247 "Inmate" comes from people sharing rooms - by choice - 203 00:10:37,287 --> 00:10:40,207 at an inn or guest house. We are fucking prisoners. 204 00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:50,647 What? 205 00:10:56,767 --> 00:11:00,487 Now to be fair, if I looked like him, I'd be playing with myself all day, an' all. 206 00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:02,847 Think he might want some help? 207 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,647 [DOOR OPENS] 208 00:11:05,687 --> 00:11:07,527 Walker's in trouble. 209 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,527 Yeah, I know. I did ask about. 210 00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:12,967 Google plus the usual leaky sieves. 211 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:16,087 Whatever's happening, nobody's talking... What about staff? 212 00:11:16,127 --> 00:11:17,767 Nah, apparently he's been staying in his cell 213 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,367 instead of coming out on sosh last few days, 214 00:11:19,407 --> 00:11:21,327 and he was getting a hard time in the meds queue... 215 00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:24,447 Meds? Do we know what he's taking? 216 00:11:24,487 --> 00:11:25,847 Confidential, innit? 217 00:11:25,887 --> 00:11:28,607 On the basis it might actually help us do our fucking job. 218 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:30,407 If the drug supply is as slow as we think it is 219 00:11:30,447 --> 00:11:33,047 then the value of prescription stuff must be through the roof. 220 00:11:33,087 --> 00:11:34,847 Right, and worth bullying someone for. 221 00:11:34,887 --> 00:11:36,647 Walker's not on methadone, is he? 222 00:11:36,687 --> 00:11:39,727 No. All those on Kryptonite still have to go to Delta Wing. 223 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,767 If it's bullying, you should call Safer Custody, 224 00:11:41,807 --> 00:11:43,567 talk to the Violence Reduction Officer... 225 00:11:43,607 --> 00:11:46,647 I would do, if he wasn't off sick. 226 00:11:46,687 --> 00:11:48,047 BOTH: Having been assaulted! 227 00:11:48,087 --> 00:11:49,367 [THEY CHUCKLE] 228 00:11:51,687 --> 00:11:54,087 I'm not coming down till I get my new trainers. 229 00:11:54,127 --> 00:11:56,927 All right, I'm not wearing them Fraggle flops on sosh again. 230 00:11:56,967 --> 00:12:00,327 My missus ordered them from the catalogue weeks ago, 231 00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:02,687 all right? Can you at least just check for me, Miss Henry? 232 00:12:02,727 --> 00:12:03,847 Oh, come on. Miss Stokes! 233 00:12:03,887 --> 00:12:06,567 I'll try and get something on Walker out of Healthcare. 234 00:12:06,607 --> 00:12:09,727 All right. OK, I'll say it one more time. 235 00:12:09,767 --> 00:12:12,167 Come down, and we can have a civilised conversation, can't we? 236 00:12:12,207 --> 00:12:14,007 N-nn. That's not happening. Oh, really? 237 00:12:14,047 --> 00:12:16,727 OK. Well, you stay up there and you have a nice life, right? 238 00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:17,767 Yep, I will do. OK. 239 00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:35,087 You OK? Yeah. 240 00:12:35,127 --> 00:12:37,287 I hear you got Tannered. Yeah. 241 00:12:37,327 --> 00:12:39,647 What exactly does the SO want me to do with him? 242 00:12:39,687 --> 00:12:42,647 She'd probably be OK with you killing him. 243 00:12:42,687 --> 00:12:44,367 Just stop him shouting at her. 244 00:12:44,407 --> 00:12:46,247 How? Hasn't he got any mates? 245 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,127 Hates everyone, innit? 246 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:51,127 Maybe that's why he shouts. Got no-one to talk to. 247 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:56,647 Tanner! Oh, Tanner shouts because he's a twat. 248 00:12:58,007 --> 00:13:01,087 Although you know alpacas? Llama, camel-y dudes. 249 00:13:01,127 --> 00:13:03,207 They can die of loneliness, you know. 250 00:13:03,247 --> 00:13:05,447 It's a true fact. What's this? 251 00:13:07,247 --> 00:13:08,447 I'm trying to remember 252 00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:11,287 what we have to do for prisoners with disabilities. 253 00:13:11,327 --> 00:13:14,447 Lock the fuckers up, same as every other scrote. 254 00:13:14,487 --> 00:13:16,127 It's called equality. 255 00:13:19,647 --> 00:13:21,727 Oh, here. That's it. 256 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,247 [GARBLED TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT] 257 00:13:25,807 --> 00:13:29,407 Right, you guys genuinely understand that, or are you taking the piss? 258 00:13:29,447 --> 00:13:31,367 Come on. Boss wants a meeting. 259 00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:36,487 Oh, not now, Larry, we're having a meeting. 260 00:13:36,527 --> 00:13:38,567 Make you all a nice cup of tea for it, shall I? Later. 261 00:13:40,927 --> 00:13:42,007 Hello, Larry. 262 00:13:42,047 --> 00:13:44,247 ..you can actually only buy alpacas in pairs, you know? 263 00:13:44,287 --> 00:13:46,247 Right, come on. So, what do you see? 264 00:13:46,287 --> 00:13:47,567 Close the door, please. 265 00:13:55,447 --> 00:13:57,447 What I'm about to tell you does not leave this room. 266 00:14:00,327 --> 00:14:02,767 Troy Walker is transgender. 267 00:14:03,887 --> 00:14:05,167 What? 268 00:14:05,207 --> 00:14:06,407 What... 269 00:14:06,447 --> 00:14:08,127 Woman dressed as a man? 270 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,647 A man born into a woman's body. 271 00:14:10,687 --> 00:14:13,607 Obviously it's more common the other way round - in prison, anyway - 272 00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:15,967 but it happens and we have to deal with it... 273 00:14:16,007 --> 00:14:17,007 Why weren't we told? 274 00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:18,487 Er, what do you think this is, tosspot? 275 00:14:18,527 --> 00:14:20,167 The Number one Governor and Healthcare 276 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,767 were the only ones who needed to know. 277 00:14:21,807 --> 00:14:25,167 I asked Healthcare about his meds and mentioned bullying, 278 00:14:25,207 --> 00:14:27,487 so they alerted Governor Cahill, she called me... 279 00:14:27,527 --> 00:14:29,207 We should have been fucking told. 280 00:14:29,247 --> 00:14:31,847 As far as the Governor, and we, are concerned, 281 00:14:31,887 --> 00:14:33,487 Walker is a man. 282 00:14:33,527 --> 00:14:35,607 He's been fully transitioned for years, 283 00:14:35,647 --> 00:14:36,887 is in possession of a... 284 00:14:39,007 --> 00:14:40,207 Cock? 285 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,407 A Gender Recognition Certificate. 286 00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:44,047 There's an ongoing case board to decide 287 00:14:44,087 --> 00:14:46,127 where he will serve his sentence. 288 00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,767 And he stays here till then? 289 00:14:47,807 --> 00:14:50,247 There's not much of a precedent, but... 290 00:14:50,287 --> 00:14:52,047 ..as the risk is to Walker rather than others, 291 00:14:52,087 --> 00:14:54,647 it's up to us to protect him, 292 00:14:54,687 --> 00:14:58,767 which is why I took the decision to tell you, 293 00:14:58,807 --> 00:15:00,927 even though I'm...I'm breaking the law. 294 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,287 Right, so that's why he's being bullied, then. 295 00:15:03,327 --> 00:15:05,247 How did the others find out? 296 00:15:05,287 --> 00:15:06,487 It can't stay here. 297 00:15:06,527 --> 00:15:07,567 "He", not "it". 298 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,367 Needs to be in a women's nick. 299 00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:10,727 Have you not been listening? 300 00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:11,927 Or if it... He! 301 00:15:11,967 --> 00:15:15,087 ..can't go there, then you know, haven't we already got 302 00:15:15,127 --> 00:15:17,967 some transformers or whatever in the nonce wing? 303 00:15:18,007 --> 00:15:21,647 Those on the Vulnerable Prisoner Wing are male-to-female. 304 00:15:22,687 --> 00:15:24,167 What's the difference? 305 00:15:24,207 --> 00:15:26,807 All the trans prisoners here are sex offenders? 306 00:15:26,847 --> 00:15:29,447 Actually, none are. No. But they are safer up there. 307 00:15:29,487 --> 00:15:32,087 Yeah, because they'll get shanked or shagged within a week on here. 308 00:15:32,127 --> 00:15:36,247 Which is exactly what will happen to Walker, which you all know. 309 00:15:36,287 --> 00:15:37,607 How's it got away with showering? 310 00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:39,687 HE, Mr Campbell. That's the last time... 311 00:15:39,727 --> 00:15:40,727 He's fully transitioned! 312 00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:43,167 Guys, how would he have made it through reception, otherwise? 313 00:15:43,207 --> 00:15:45,647 You sure about that? Thick as fuck, that lot. 314 00:15:45,687 --> 00:15:47,727 I think even OSGs know the difference between 315 00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:49,407 a penis and a vagina, Gary. 316 00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:50,887 I love it when you talk dirty. 317 00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:52,967 So what we're saying is... 318 00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:55,527 Walker used to be a bird, Swiss. 319 00:15:57,567 --> 00:16:00,767 Better off on the VP wing then, isn't she? He. He. 320 00:16:02,487 --> 00:16:04,047 Isn't Walker in with Farrow? 321 00:16:04,087 --> 00:16:05,127 Mm. 322 00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:07,207 We need to check his cell sharing risk assessment, 323 00:16:07,247 --> 00:16:08,807 cos I think he's got a thing about gays. 324 00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:11,207 That's an option. You throw Walker in with one of 325 00:16:11,247 --> 00:16:13,607 the gay-for-the-stay boys, instant bodyguard. 326 00:16:13,647 --> 00:16:17,487 That's straight prisoners who like a dabble when they're banged up. 327 00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:19,047 Why are we thinking Walker's gay? 328 00:16:19,087 --> 00:16:20,287 It's about what they think, not us. 329 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,567 Stated hatred of homosexuals. 330 00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:23,407 There you go. That's why Farrow wants moving. 331 00:16:23,447 --> 00:16:25,407 Can we find Walker a single? 332 00:16:25,447 --> 00:16:28,727 Er, ha-ha! Mr Tony Tanner took the last... 333 00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:30,127 God, I hate him. 334 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,207 Erm, what about 82? We can just fix the electrics. 335 00:16:32,247 --> 00:16:33,447 No. 336 00:16:34,967 --> 00:16:36,727 Right, well,, that's, that's that, then. 337 00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:38,767 He'll have to go up on the VP wing. Shall I sort it? 338 00:16:38,807 --> 00:16:39,807 No, I'll do it. 339 00:16:40,847 --> 00:16:42,167 TANNER: It's embarrassing... 340 00:16:42,207 --> 00:16:43,247 I can still hear Tanner. 341 00:16:43,287 --> 00:16:47,967 Fucking unbelievable. All right, Larry? 342 00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:01,967 OUT! 343 00:17:04,287 --> 00:17:07,087 Point of information. 344 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:10,887 NEVER enter a man's pad uninfuckingvited! 345 00:17:10,927 --> 00:17:12,767 Right. 346 00:17:12,807 --> 00:17:14,567 It highlights what we're supposed to do for you. 347 00:17:14,607 --> 00:17:16,367 This one fucking deaf? 348 00:17:16,407 --> 00:17:17,887 Look, you need a PEEP - 349 00:17:17,927 --> 00:17:19,967 A Personal Emergency Evacuation Plan. 350 00:17:20,007 --> 00:17:24,207 An officer who is responsible for getting you out in an emergency. 351 00:17:24,247 --> 00:17:26,087 I'm going to find you a buddy, so... 352 00:17:26,127 --> 00:17:27,967 [HE CACKLES DERISIVELY] 353 00:17:29,927 --> 00:17:32,727 Ah, Health and Safety mad, but they're more than happy for us 354 00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:34,687 to eat, shit and sleep in the same kennel. 355 00:17:34,727 --> 00:17:37,487 Tell Boss Bitch I don't want anything off any of you. 356 00:17:37,527 --> 00:17:39,807 All screws are fucking traitors! 357 00:17:39,847 --> 00:17:41,407 I'm not a screw. 358 00:17:41,447 --> 00:17:43,007 Point of information, 359 00:17:43,047 --> 00:17:44,567 I'm a probationer, 360 00:17:44,607 --> 00:17:46,447 so your rules don't apply to me 361 00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:48,927 and I'm gonna find you a buddy whether you like it or not. 362 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:52,527 Now get your hands off your Jacksons or I'll nick you. 363 00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:58,847 You don't just fucking decide what sex you are. 364 00:17:58,887 --> 00:18:00,367 Gender, 365 00:18:00,407 --> 00:18:02,287 not sex, 366 00:18:02,327 --> 00:18:03,487 and you're right. 367 00:18:03,527 --> 00:18:04,527 You don't. 368 00:18:06,247 --> 00:18:08,487 All right, what if one of your kids came to you and said. 369 00:18:08,527 --> 00:18:11,047 "Dad, I think I was born in to the wrong body"? They wouldn't. 370 00:18:11,087 --> 00:18:12,367 OK. But if they did? 371 00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:14,647 They wouldn't. I was there when they was born, 372 00:18:14,687 --> 00:18:16,247 I know what sex they are, right? 373 00:18:16,287 --> 00:18:18,967 And you know I don't even like my kids being mentioned in here. 374 00:18:19,007 --> 00:18:20,047 Yeah, no, but my point is, 375 00:18:20,087 --> 00:18:22,647 gender is about more than what's just between your legs. 376 00:18:22,687 --> 00:18:24,447 Bollocks! 377 00:18:24,487 --> 00:18:25,487 [SHE LAUGHS QUIETLY] 378 00:18:34,127 --> 00:18:36,447 Troy, get your belongings together, please. 379 00:18:36,487 --> 00:18:37,647 Why? 380 00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:41,087 I know you're being intimidated, and I know why. 381 00:18:42,687 --> 00:18:45,207 And I'm sorry. I can't believe 382 00:18:45,247 --> 00:18:46,607 I told you to "man up". 383 00:18:47,887 --> 00:18:49,527 [TROY SIGHS] 384 00:18:51,087 --> 00:18:52,327 Who else knows? 385 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,447 I had to tell the staff. 386 00:18:55,487 --> 00:18:56,487 Why? 387 00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:58,207 Because it's my job to protect you. 388 00:18:59,527 --> 00:19:02,167 You're moving me off the wing anyway. 389 00:19:04,967 --> 00:19:07,367 You think I'm getting shit because of my gender. 390 00:19:09,087 --> 00:19:10,687 Is that not why? 391 00:19:10,727 --> 00:19:13,087 No-one knows about me. 392 00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:15,327 Or they didn't. 393 00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:16,727 I swear. 394 00:19:20,007 --> 00:19:21,247 Can I come in? 395 00:19:27,047 --> 00:19:29,007 How can you be sure? 396 00:19:29,047 --> 00:19:32,327 Because I've spent my whole life reading how people look at me, 397 00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:34,767 from when I first realised the way I felt didn't match my body 398 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:39,007 to stuffing socks in my underwear and living a lie, 399 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:42,407 to just needing to think about something else. 400 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:43,847 So I'm...I'm sure. 401 00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:47,567 So why, then? 402 00:19:48,607 --> 00:19:50,687 Someone decides to make some shit up, 403 00:19:50,727 --> 00:19:53,847 ease the boredom. Like you said, it's the playground... 404 00:19:53,887 --> 00:19:57,647 What "shit"? I don't know, right? And I don't care. 405 00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,567 Please, Miss. 406 00:20:01,607 --> 00:20:04,487 Don't move me to the VP Wing. 407 00:20:04,527 --> 00:20:05,967 The Case Board will be told 408 00:20:06,007 --> 00:20:08,367 and they won't let me do my sentence in a male prison. 409 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:11,887 But you'll be safe there. I'm safe here. 410 00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:15,607 Why are you assuming I can't look after myself? 411 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:19,007 And why is it OK for me to live with nonces 412 00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:21,647 when no-one else on here would? 413 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:25,487 You think I'll be all right cos there's other trans cons up there 414 00:20:25,527 --> 00:20:28,007 and what, we've got something in common? 415 00:20:28,047 --> 00:20:30,807 Cos we haven't, nothing that matters. 416 00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:36,167 I am not a sex case 417 00:20:36,207 --> 00:20:38,327 and I am no-one's "problem". 418 00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:43,207 I am a man, I belong here 419 00:20:43,247 --> 00:20:44,687 and I will sort it. 420 00:20:49,687 --> 00:20:51,247 Who started the rumours, then? 421 00:20:53,767 --> 00:20:56,007 Let me guess. Stanmore? 422 00:20:57,087 --> 00:20:58,527 Morley? 423 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,567 I'm not a grass either. 424 00:21:01,607 --> 00:21:03,967 That's how they get away with it. 425 00:21:04,007 --> 00:21:08,207 They make you complicit, they make you think it's your fault. 426 00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:11,007 And that's your answer, is it? 427 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:12,327 Hide? 428 00:21:18,087 --> 00:21:22,687 You said you were living a lie. Did you ever have to forge documents? 429 00:21:22,727 --> 00:21:24,167 Why? 430 00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:32,707 Yeah, but these aren't ordinary wheels, right? These are alloys, 431 00:21:32,747 --> 00:21:35,067 that are specially made to look good on wider tyres, man. 432 00:21:35,107 --> 00:21:37,507 Your car stereo cost more than what I drive, you know that? 433 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,867 You can't spend too much money on a stereo, though, Don. 434 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:42,827 You can if you've got none. I thought you were broke? 435 00:21:42,867 --> 00:21:46,107 Well, you know, nothing says more about who you are than your car. 436 00:21:51,027 --> 00:21:52,907 This isn't curry. 437 00:21:52,947 --> 00:21:55,387 I told you when we started this. My mum makes all sorts of food. 438 00:21:55,427 --> 00:21:56,707 I get shepherd's pie at home. 439 00:21:56,747 --> 00:21:59,467 Yeah, but it's not as spicy as that, though, is it? 440 00:22:00,867 --> 00:22:03,467 It's spicy? Yeah. my mum doesn't do non-spicy. 441 00:22:06,467 --> 00:22:09,627 You haven't taken out another loan, have you? 442 00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:13,307 What's, uh, Mrs Carpenter got for me today then? 443 00:22:13,347 --> 00:22:15,867 Crab paste. 444 00:22:15,907 --> 00:22:17,547 I love crab paste. 445 00:22:19,787 --> 00:22:21,787 [MICROWAVE BEEPS] 446 00:22:21,827 --> 00:22:24,387 Do you know why a lot of these lads are in here? 447 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:27,307 For wanting things they can't have, 448 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,947 or to be something they're not. 449 00:22:35,107 --> 00:22:36,347 [HE SNIFFS] 450 00:22:40,787 --> 00:22:42,907 Kam, isn't it? Hiya. I'm... 451 00:22:42,947 --> 00:22:44,907 On probation, I know! 452 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:47,827 Me too. Well, usually. 453 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,867 I'm loving your make-up, by the way. 454 00:22:49,907 --> 00:22:52,267 Pool chalk. Vaseline. 455 00:22:52,307 --> 00:22:53,587 Very nice. 456 00:22:53,627 --> 00:22:56,267 You know, I see you speaking to pretty much everyone. 457 00:22:56,307 --> 00:22:59,747 So do you fancy being someone's buddy for me? 458 00:22:59,787 --> 00:23:02,347 Sure. Oh, amazing. 459 00:23:02,387 --> 00:23:04,267 So long as it's not Tony Tanner. 460 00:23:06,627 --> 00:23:08,427 No way, Miss Gill. 461 00:23:08,467 --> 00:23:09,627 Why not? 462 00:23:09,667 --> 00:23:12,987 Can't be around anger, not after my stepdad and that. 463 00:23:13,027 --> 00:23:14,187 Triggering. 464 00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:18,387 Please will you check on my kicks, all right? It's important in here. 465 00:23:18,427 --> 00:23:20,107 If you do something for me. 466 00:23:20,147 --> 00:23:22,147 No chance. You don't even know what I'm gonna say. 467 00:23:22,187 --> 00:23:24,587 I've been listening to you ask everyone on the wing. 468 00:23:24,627 --> 00:23:27,027 So you'd prefer to step out tonight in prison-issue pumps. 469 00:23:27,067 --> 00:23:29,667 I'd rather do the rest of my bird in high heels than 470 00:23:29,707 --> 00:23:31,547 pal up with that fucking headache. 471 00:23:33,347 --> 00:23:34,427 'sake. 472 00:23:37,187 --> 00:23:39,147 What the fuck? 473 00:23:39,187 --> 00:23:40,587 Thought you was moving Walker? 474 00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:42,947 I changed my mind. None of the prisoners know what we do, 475 00:23:42,987 --> 00:23:44,587 and it needs to stay that way. 476 00:23:44,627 --> 00:23:46,627 Pass that on to the others, will you? 477 00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:47,867 Who says they don't know? 478 00:23:47,907 --> 00:23:51,307 I do, Mr Campbell, so if they find out, I'll know where it came from. 479 00:23:52,507 --> 00:23:55,467 Your mate Mr Ray phoned for you. 480 00:23:55,507 --> 00:23:59,107 What if we have to do a full search? I mean, who does that, me or Jax? 481 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,227 We treat him like any other prisoner. 482 00:24:01,267 --> 00:24:02,907 So what was the bullying about, then? 483 00:24:02,947 --> 00:24:05,347 Says he doesn't know. Just keep an eye out. 484 00:24:22,467 --> 00:24:24,067 [SHE KNOCKS] 485 00:24:26,107 --> 00:24:27,907 You come to see my work? 486 00:24:38,507 --> 00:24:39,987 You know this one? 487 00:24:40,027 --> 00:24:41,627 Um... 488 00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:43,947 If it's a footballer, I'm not... 489 00:24:45,627 --> 00:24:47,627 Princess Diana. 490 00:24:47,667 --> 00:24:48,787 Oh. 491 00:24:57,907 --> 00:24:59,747 Oh, you are joking. 492 00:24:59,787 --> 00:25:02,547 Right. Who the fuck was in here last? 493 00:25:04,267 --> 00:25:05,307 Oh, yeah, look. 494 00:25:05,347 --> 00:25:09,507 Yeah, step 13. Clean up after yourselves, you messy fuckers. 495 00:25:11,547 --> 00:25:15,427 Actually looks like they've had a piss-up, so...ironic. 496 00:25:15,467 --> 00:25:18,547 You know there's rumours about a batch of hooch being brewed on the Threes, you know. 497 00:25:18,587 --> 00:25:20,707 More rumours. Terrific. 498 00:25:25,427 --> 00:25:27,827 Here, what do you reckon they're saying about Walker? 499 00:25:27,867 --> 00:25:31,307 I reckon we shouldn't be giving it any more oxygen than it's already got. 500 00:25:31,347 --> 00:25:33,987 I'm not, I'm not, I'm just, you know...just, just wondering... 501 00:25:34,027 --> 00:25:36,667 Yeah, well, it's no fun having bullshit spread about you. 502 00:25:36,707 --> 00:25:38,227 Remember the time everyone thought 503 00:25:38,267 --> 00:25:40,387 I was shagging that Scouse nutter in the laundry? 504 00:25:40,427 --> 00:25:42,947 Oh, was that bullshit? 505 00:25:42,987 --> 00:25:45,067 Wow. Thank you. 506 00:25:46,107 --> 00:25:48,947 Or that time the whole wing was saying 507 00:25:48,987 --> 00:25:52,627 you were bald under that kufi. What? I never heard that. 508 00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:54,707 Well, that's usually how rumours work, mate. 509 00:25:54,747 --> 00:25:56,787 When was this? What? 510 00:25:56,827 --> 00:25:58,507 Who did you hear it from? 511 00:25:58,547 --> 00:26:00,947 Don't worry about it. I'm not. I'm just... 512 00:26:02,067 --> 00:26:03,867 You don't think I'm bald, do you? 513 00:26:03,907 --> 00:26:05,107 No. No. 514 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:06,427 No. 515 00:26:06,467 --> 00:26:08,067 Course not. 516 00:26:11,387 --> 00:26:14,147 How the hell have you done this for...how long? 517 00:26:14,187 --> 00:26:15,427 [HE CHUCKLES] 518 00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:20,507 You having a good day, Miss? 519 00:26:20,547 --> 00:26:22,387 Collecting gold stars, yeah? 520 00:26:24,467 --> 00:26:25,707 Do you know him? 521 00:26:25,747 --> 00:26:29,307 I don't know any of them. It's the best way. 522 00:26:29,347 --> 00:26:30,907 Who decides what way round they walk? 523 00:26:30,947 --> 00:26:33,147 It's always anti-clockwise. Why? 524 00:26:33,187 --> 00:26:36,027 Oh, no, lad. Nobody's following you. 525 00:26:36,067 --> 00:26:37,747 You all go round the same way... 526 00:26:37,787 --> 00:26:39,307 Oh, Jesus. 527 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:41,987 God, are you all right? Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. 528 00:26:42,027 --> 00:26:43,427 [ALARM BLARES] 529 00:26:43,467 --> 00:26:46,027 Back in your cells. 530 00:26:46,067 --> 00:26:49,187 Careful. Careful. Now breath. All right. Leave it. 531 00:26:49,227 --> 00:26:50,467 Don't mess me around. 532 00:26:50,507 --> 00:26:51,627 In. In! 533 00:27:10,267 --> 00:27:11,467 Fantastic. 534 00:27:21,067 --> 00:27:25,107 Right. The SO's just radioed Healthcare, so someone's coming. 535 00:27:25,147 --> 00:27:26,587 How are you feeling, mate? 536 00:27:36,547 --> 00:27:38,387 What's happened to you, then? 537 00:27:38,427 --> 00:27:39,587 Fucking cowards. 538 00:27:46,867 --> 00:27:51,267 Bet you hoped your days of being stared at by men were over. 539 00:27:51,307 --> 00:27:53,267 No, I never really got much of that 540 00:27:53,307 --> 00:27:55,187 but I definitely don't miss it. 541 00:27:55,227 --> 00:27:56,627 Yeah. 542 00:27:56,667 --> 00:27:58,787 Anything you do miss? 543 00:28:00,267 --> 00:28:02,027 Biggest difference is the hugs. 544 00:28:02,067 --> 00:28:04,147 The what? 545 00:28:04,187 --> 00:28:07,067 Women don't know how to hug each other. 546 00:28:07,107 --> 00:28:09,227 Like, you do it, 547 00:28:09,267 --> 00:28:13,747 but you don't give yourselves to each other, not the way men do. 548 00:28:17,587 --> 00:28:20,147 Well, you're at least as strong as anyone in here, 549 00:28:20,187 --> 00:28:21,987 so just remember that. 550 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:29,987 He still hasn't said a word. 551 00:28:30,027 --> 00:28:32,387 He won't. He's not right. 552 00:28:32,427 --> 00:28:35,027 Oh, not from this. Always been that way. 553 00:28:35,067 --> 00:28:37,867 Well, not always. But he never speaks. 554 00:28:39,227 --> 00:28:40,467 Anyway... 555 00:28:44,587 --> 00:28:47,547 You can't tell me people don't know about Walker. 556 00:28:47,587 --> 00:28:48,627 Hey, I'll tell you what. 557 00:28:48,667 --> 00:28:51,147 My missus will not be happy about birds being on the wing. 558 00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:53,267 There's always been birds on the wing. 559 00:28:53,307 --> 00:28:56,147 They don't count. It's all right for you, married to your motor. 560 00:28:56,187 --> 00:28:57,347 Oi! 561 00:28:59,027 --> 00:29:00,427 Ah! 562 00:29:00,467 --> 00:29:03,027 Shukran, Mr Shah. Top man. 563 00:29:07,627 --> 00:29:10,507 All right. All right. All right. Before you get too excited... 564 00:29:10,547 --> 00:29:12,947 I already know I'm getting charged, boss. 565 00:29:12,987 --> 00:29:14,867 What's everyone's problem with Walker? 566 00:29:14,907 --> 00:29:17,067 I don't know. 567 00:29:17,107 --> 00:29:19,747 Do you want these or not? Gaz. 568 00:29:19,787 --> 00:29:21,667 What are people saying? 569 00:29:21,707 --> 00:29:23,627 Honestly, boss, I don't know. 570 00:29:41,467 --> 00:29:42,827 Where's my peach gone? 571 00:29:42,867 --> 00:29:45,187 Do you really need telling not to leave food lying around? 572 00:29:45,227 --> 00:29:46,387 That weren't food. 573 00:29:46,427 --> 00:29:48,627 I caught Yogi fucking that first thing. 574 00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:51,307 [PHONE RINGS] 575 00:29:51,347 --> 00:29:52,547 Can you..? 576 00:29:52,587 --> 00:29:53,707 Oh, fuck. 577 00:29:58,627 --> 00:30:00,027 C Wing. 578 00:30:00,067 --> 00:30:02,627 Oh, hello again, Mr Ray. 579 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:05,547 No, sorry. I'm afraid she's not. Can I take a...? 580 00:30:05,587 --> 00:30:06,907 [LINE GOES DEAD] 581 00:30:06,947 --> 00:30:08,387 Message, you rude knob-end. 582 00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:15,787 Do you need the pigeon as well? 583 00:30:26,347 --> 00:30:28,387 How do you think they kill 'em? 584 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:30,747 Well, I were trying to pretend it were natural causes. 585 00:30:33,907 --> 00:30:35,387 What have we got here, then? 586 00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:40,387 Phone, charger, 587 00:30:40,427 --> 00:30:41,627 spice... 588 00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:42,867 And the best bit... 589 00:30:46,227 --> 00:30:47,987 That's not a receipt? Mm-hmm. 590 00:30:48,027 --> 00:30:50,227 What, for the phone? Yeah. 591 00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:53,587 The police are gonna love that. 592 00:30:53,627 --> 00:30:55,947 Well, if this is the only way they can get shit in, 593 00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:58,587 guess we're winning, innit. Yeah. 594 00:30:58,627 --> 00:31:01,267 You're needed, Sprog. We've got to redo roll count 595 00:31:01,307 --> 00:31:02,987 cos Swiss can't fucking add up. 596 00:31:04,547 --> 00:31:05,787 It's grown-ups' work. 597 00:31:07,227 --> 00:31:11,827 Oh, can an OSG tell the difference between a penis and a vagina? 598 00:31:11,867 --> 00:31:13,747 I think I know a cock when I see one. 599 00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:17,507 [HE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY] 600 00:31:17,547 --> 00:31:18,707 See ya. 601 00:31:26,787 --> 00:31:28,387 Fancy a bet, Sprogasaurus? 602 00:31:28,427 --> 00:31:29,947 Depends what it's on. 603 00:31:29,987 --> 00:31:33,667 Is there really a book running on how long I'll stay? 604 00:31:33,707 --> 00:31:35,707 Jax reckons there's gonna be a fight. 605 00:31:35,747 --> 00:31:37,027 What? 606 00:31:37,067 --> 00:31:39,867 Yeah, it's gone viral, every window on the wing. 607 00:31:39,907 --> 00:31:42,987 Walker's challenged Morley to a cell fight. 608 00:31:44,547 --> 00:31:47,027 Where did Walker get that idea? 609 00:31:47,067 --> 00:31:50,107 Morley's a fucking animal. 610 00:31:50,147 --> 00:31:51,947 So now are you gonna move him? 611 00:31:53,307 --> 00:31:55,747 I said he's to be treated like any other prisoner. 612 00:31:58,027 --> 00:31:59,667 What would we normally be saying? 613 00:31:59,707 --> 00:32:03,427 Now, there's fights you stop straight off, and fights you don't. 614 00:32:03,467 --> 00:32:06,187 Exactly. Yeah. But Walker ain't any other prisoner. Why not? 615 00:32:06,227 --> 00:32:09,467 Seriously? You, we, allow fighting? 616 00:32:09,507 --> 00:32:12,027 No. Not officially. 617 00:32:12,067 --> 00:32:14,627 But if it's one on one, in a cell, sometimes it's best 618 00:32:14,667 --> 00:32:17,387 to let them punch themselves out before you step in. 619 00:32:17,427 --> 00:32:19,227 Personally, I'd arm the fuckers. 620 00:32:22,267 --> 00:32:26,027 Tell you what, though. Now I believe he's got some bollocks. 621 00:32:26,067 --> 00:32:27,787 Put me down for a fiver on Walker. 622 00:32:27,827 --> 00:32:31,427 Leigh, we very occasionally turn a blind eye to a fair fight... 623 00:32:31,467 --> 00:32:34,987 He's tougher than you think. Yeah, well, he's gonna fucking need to be. 624 00:32:56,427 --> 00:32:58,547 [KNOCKING] 625 00:33:03,267 --> 00:33:04,627 What's this? 626 00:33:06,227 --> 00:33:07,427 Association. 627 00:33:07,467 --> 00:33:09,387 But what's fucking this? 628 00:33:09,427 --> 00:33:11,787 This is Streaky. Your buddy. 629 00:33:18,147 --> 00:33:20,587 Yeah, man. Survival of the fittest, man. 630 00:33:20,627 --> 00:33:23,427 It's like the animal kingdom. In saying all that, yeah, 631 00:33:23,467 --> 00:33:25,827 one kick from a giraffe can actually kill a lion. 632 00:33:25,867 --> 00:33:28,347 Do you know what I mean? No. 633 00:33:31,747 --> 00:33:33,147 Can you hear that? 634 00:33:34,507 --> 00:33:37,667 Has somebody killed Tanner? 635 00:33:37,707 --> 00:33:41,307 Fucking human warehouse. That's all this is. 636 00:33:41,347 --> 00:33:45,827 Any con who changes in here does it by himself because he wants to, 637 00:33:45,867 --> 00:33:49,027 not because of anything the screws do, and they fucking know it. 638 00:33:49,067 --> 00:33:50,907 I don't know why you let him get to you so much. 639 00:33:50,947 --> 00:33:52,347 Because he's right. 640 00:33:52,387 --> 00:33:54,987 That one knows better than any of 'em, the fucking fraud. 641 00:33:55,027 --> 00:33:58,787 She knows we're here for revenge, not rehabilitation. 642 00:33:58,827 --> 00:34:01,347 She carries on as though there's something worthwhile 643 00:34:01,387 --> 00:34:02,547 in this fucking dustbin. 644 00:34:02,587 --> 00:34:05,867 Cos we're trapped between punishing them and trying to help 'em 645 00:34:05,907 --> 00:34:07,147 so they don't come back, 646 00:34:07,187 --> 00:34:09,427 and until people decide what we're really here for, 647 00:34:09,467 --> 00:34:12,867 what they want prison to be for, we'll keep mostly failing at both. 648 00:34:15,067 --> 00:34:16,387 And I fucking hate that. 649 00:34:18,787 --> 00:34:22,947 Just stop fucking pretending. Know what I mean? 650 00:34:45,627 --> 00:34:48,787 Wank. Wank. Wank! Wank, wank, wank! 651 00:34:54,267 --> 00:34:55,827 Dead man walking. 652 00:35:03,107 --> 00:35:04,147 What? 653 00:35:40,067 --> 00:35:42,987 You really want to do this, wanker? 654 00:35:48,587 --> 00:35:50,227 [HE CHUCKLES] 655 00:36:00,107 --> 00:36:02,747 Stay down! Fuck you. 656 00:36:02,787 --> 00:36:04,307 That's long enough. 657 00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:10,387 Stay the fuck down. 658 00:36:12,187 --> 00:36:14,187 All right, coming through. Thanks. 659 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:18,987 Oh, pick a side, will you? 660 00:36:24,587 --> 00:36:27,067 What's your fucking problem? What's yours? 661 00:36:31,747 --> 00:36:34,067 Pack it in. Pack what in? 662 00:36:35,507 --> 00:36:37,307 Are you OK? 663 00:36:37,347 --> 00:36:39,947 Fine. Just fell, Miss. 664 00:36:39,987 --> 00:36:42,467 Come, you need to see health care. I'm fine! 665 00:36:47,187 --> 00:36:49,187 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 666 00:36:59,267 --> 00:37:00,667 I put money on him. 667 00:37:05,547 --> 00:37:07,707 I thought he was a pussy. 668 00:37:15,227 --> 00:37:16,307 Screwlet. 669 00:37:20,747 --> 00:37:22,387 You'd best put half-head in with me. 670 00:37:23,467 --> 00:37:25,547 Poor bastard needs the company. 671 00:37:25,587 --> 00:37:26,667 Right, yeah. 672 00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:32,987 Was he just speaking to you? 673 00:37:33,027 --> 00:37:34,627 Yeah. 674 00:37:34,667 --> 00:37:36,067 Alpacas, innit? 675 00:37:55,947 --> 00:37:57,587 [SHE TUTS] 676 00:37:58,627 --> 00:37:59,947 What? 677 00:37:59,987 --> 00:38:03,947 We can't punish 'em if they both say there weren't a fight. 678 00:38:03,987 --> 00:38:06,947 You know, and the fact you...let it happen. 679 00:38:06,987 --> 00:38:08,067 Yeah. It's not that. 680 00:38:10,427 --> 00:38:12,307 Brilliant. Nice one, mate. 681 00:38:12,347 --> 00:38:15,107 Is violence really what it takes to prove yourself? 682 00:38:17,307 --> 00:38:19,507 You've only just realised he's actually a man, haven't you? 683 00:38:28,387 --> 00:38:30,827 [SHE CLEARS THROAT] Noticed how quiet it is? 684 00:38:30,867 --> 00:38:33,947 Er, never use the Q word. 685 00:38:33,987 --> 00:38:37,987 Well, I...I found a buddy for Tanner. Streaky. 686 00:38:38,027 --> 00:38:39,907 Get him off your back. 687 00:38:39,947 --> 00:38:43,187 Yeah. That's the sort of thing you might've done. 688 00:38:43,227 --> 00:38:45,907 I asked you to deal with Tanner. I did. 689 00:38:45,947 --> 00:38:47,147 Got the Sprog to do it. 690 00:38:47,187 --> 00:38:49,707 I was never that gullible, even as a probationer. 691 00:38:51,547 --> 00:38:52,867 Anything else? 692 00:38:53,987 --> 00:38:56,667 No. I think I'm done. 693 00:39:21,187 --> 00:39:22,907 Manage to get her off your back? 694 00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:29,827 Look, let's just get this over with and done with. 695 00:39:32,427 --> 00:39:33,707 You got a pen? 696 00:39:33,747 --> 00:39:35,267 [SHE SCOFFS] 697 00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:45,867 Right. I know. 698 00:39:45,907 --> 00:39:48,107 Yes, Mr Ray, I've sent for a new copy, 699 00:39:48,147 --> 00:39:50,307 it'll be with you in the next few days. 700 00:39:50,347 --> 00:39:51,827 [LINE CLICKS] 701 00:40:05,427 --> 00:40:07,547 I can only give you paracetamol out of hours. 702 00:40:07,587 --> 00:40:08,707 I don't really need 'em. 703 00:40:09,947 --> 00:40:11,267 I wanted to... 704 00:40:12,707 --> 00:40:14,107 ..thank you... 705 00:40:15,307 --> 00:40:18,027 ..and, erm, give you this. 706 00:40:22,307 --> 00:40:24,707 Anything you need, document-wise... 707 00:40:26,107 --> 00:40:28,467 ..they can get it for you, no questions asked. 708 00:40:32,907 --> 00:40:35,107 Is this someone from the trans community? 709 00:40:35,147 --> 00:40:36,507 The criminal community. 710 00:40:37,947 --> 00:40:40,627 No-one you'll meet in here, don't worry. 711 00:40:40,667 --> 00:40:41,827 The only forgers in prison are 712 00:40:41,867 --> 00:40:45,507 the ones who aren't very good at it, obviously. Obviously. 713 00:40:48,027 --> 00:40:50,187 Let me know if the rumours start up again. 714 00:40:56,867 --> 00:41:01,587 They...said I'd been wanking over a picture of Miss Alexander. 715 00:41:02,747 --> 00:41:04,307 As in...? 716 00:41:04,347 --> 00:41:06,747 The Reverend. The Reverend? 717 00:41:06,787 --> 00:41:09,947 Everybody's protective of her, I'm amazed they'd make that up. 718 00:41:11,107 --> 00:41:12,267 Who said they did? 719 00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:19,947 Didn't involve a peach, did it? A what? 720 00:41:19,987 --> 00:41:21,427 Never mind. Nothing. 721 00:41:43,627 --> 00:41:45,267 Mm. 722 00:41:48,427 --> 00:41:50,987 Make no mistake, it's a fucking war. 723 00:41:53,587 --> 00:41:55,627 You have to fight every day... 724 00:41:57,987 --> 00:41:59,307 ..just to hang on to who you are. 725 00:42:00,747 --> 00:42:01,987 That's the prize. 726 00:42:03,467 --> 00:42:05,067 Biggest fucking prize there is. 727 00:42:18,947 --> 00:42:21,707 Homework done, is it? It actually is. 728 00:42:21,747 --> 00:42:23,827 I only came down here to look for you. 729 00:42:23,867 --> 00:42:26,827 Right. Not to have a cheeky smoke without Dad knowing? 730 00:42:28,667 --> 00:42:30,307 Right, I'll get dinner on. 731 00:42:30,347 --> 00:42:34,267 Dad says you're working at a call centre again. Are you? 732 00:42:34,307 --> 00:42:36,987 Yeah. Why don't you ever text me back, then? 733 00:42:37,027 --> 00:42:39,587 Cos it's busy... What's going on? Dean... 734 00:42:41,187 --> 00:42:43,547 Is it about the money I owe T and them, for losing their bag? 735 00:42:43,587 --> 00:42:46,067 What have I said? Stop worrying, OK? 736 00:42:46,107 --> 00:42:48,907 Are you all right, though? Yeah, I'm fine. 737 00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:51,987 It'll be over soon. Right? 738 00:43:38,067 --> 00:43:40,067 [LINE RINGS] 739 00:43:41,747 --> 00:43:43,267 Hello. 740 00:43:45,387 --> 00:43:49,147 Yeah, I was erm, given your number by Troy, Troy Walker.