-Damn, Kev.
Even though I watched the closing ceremony,
I can't believe the Olympics is over with already.
-Oh, it's me.
[ Laughter ]
-Four...two...
**
Welcome to "Olympic HIGHlights."
This is the shit that you didn't see.
That's right -- that's what this episode is about.
I'm Kevin Hart,
-And I'm Big Snoop Deal Double-G.
And just when you thought the Olympics was over with,
they're not.
-That's right. They are not.
-We're gonna give you an inside look
into what it was like to make this "Olympic HIGHlights" show.
Snoop and I -- well, we never really
worked together before this show.
We were learning on the job.
And when you do anything for the first time,
well, you're bound to make some mistakes.
And Snoop and I -- well, we did make some mistakes.
Didn't we, Snoop?
-We made a few. Check 'em out.
This is called "The Cutting Room Floor."
-Over the past week, we've been hearing from viewers
about how much they appreciate our deeply informed
and detailed analyst of these Olympic Games,
-Other show-- -Analysis. Fuck!
God damn it, education!
Have you ever been to an Olympic event?
-I've never been to an Olympics, man, I've never been.
So I'm so honored to be here
live in Tokyo at the Olympics this year.
-I've never been to an -- -Oh, Kevin, how about you?
Let me ask you, motherfucker. You just answer.
-That's how fast I am. -I see you're too quick.
Slow down.
-* Dah, dah *
Hip-hop that shit.
Oh, you said don't beat on the table.
That's the first thing you told me when I first got in.
I'm just being a [bleep] and not listening.
I'm going to detention. My fault.
Just the last line.
Or do I got to do it all over?
I forgot this TV.
In rap, we can just punch right to the motherfucking line
and get in and out.
-[ Laughs ] -For real.
-[ Laughs ]
-I'm ready when you motherfuckers is.
-I'll tell you, the beginning of this is actually, man,
is nothing like the beginning of the Oscars.
Both big events, but not the same at all.
-Kev, you been to the Oscars?
-You know goddamn well I've been to the Oscars.
You know what the hell happened to me.
Selfish question. Selfish question!
-Is that a Tokyo sign behind us or a Paris, uh, Eiffel Tower?
What is that?
-I thought we was looking at New York the whole time.
I believe she's, uh -- what is that?
That's Alaska, right, where she's from?
Again? Alaska. Okay.
-Or is she Alaskan or is she American?
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, you fucked me up on that one, Snoop.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. [ Laughs ]
-We learning that Olympians aren't...
Fuck. -Olympians are fucked?
-Nah, they elite athletes. -Oh.
-I was looking at the wrong camera anyway.
You standing in front of them goddamn cameras ain't help.
Point at the one I'm supposed to be looking at.
You didn't help Kevin, and you ain't help me.
-Yeah, man, help us.
To get this thing going, let's --
-At a watch party in Orlando --
-What was that [bleep] that just jumped all off on our conv--
Shut your ass up, [bleep].
This Kevin and Snoop show. Who's you?
-When did we get the voice of God up there?
Hey, man, my mic just fell in my ass.
That mic is hot. [ Laughter ]
Whoa. Whoa.
-Them motherfuckers super hot.
-Mic just burnt my ass. -You didn't know that?
-I'm talking about the underdogs.
-In some ways, I'm kind of an underdog.
-Really? -No one ever thought
I'd be corporate "sporksman."
Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on.
No one ever thought I'd be a corporate spokesman.
No one believed I'd be Martha Stewart's...suit?
What is that? Suit?
-Sous-chef. -Her assistant.
-Assistant? Y'all got me fucked up.
I'm Martha's player partner, man.
I ain't no motherfucking sous-chef.
I don't be handing her ingredients and shit.
I be cooking right alongside of her.
And I actually outdo her sometimes.
By the way, have you gotten my cookbook,
"From Crook to Cook"?
-Hold for graphic. Oh, sorry.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh! -Oh, greasy, cuz.
-My pen. Ah.
Ohhh-ahhhh-ha-ha.
-Okay, two pick-ups for you, Snoop.
-Oh, I know what my two pick-ups are.
Deez nuts.
[ Laughter ]
-I've actually said to myself, I could probably compete.
Okay, you know what? Go and fuck yourselves.
Here we go.
-My -- the first one was great, guys.
I was spot-on, so why the fuck did we do the second one, then?
-Yeah. Yeah. -See?
Cut my shit all the way off. -Oh, shit. No, no.
He wanted me to say, "We'll be right back" and then --
-See, that's that [bleep]-in-your-ear shit.
I'm telling y'all,
I don't like a man's voice in my motherfucking ear.
[ Laughter ]
Got me thawed off of shit.
Motherfucking [bleep] in my ear, yeah, man, so, uh -- ah.
[ Laughter ]
-Great. -I need some tissue.
I've been crying. My eyes is watery.
-We got the pick-up questions we got to do.
-But God damn, [bleep], my eyes is watering.
You want me to be crying on TV?
Bring me some tissue, cuz, real quick-like.
This shit called continuity, [bleep]
Ain't that what y'all word y'all like using?
-Are we rolling? -Yeah, we on the air.
-First of all, y'all got to tell me when we back.
-We're back.
-Don't bring us out of it and not have me know.
Listen, at the end of the day, respect me.
You got to talk to them like that sometimes.
-I like that. That was gangster.
I'm in the backseat watching now.
-A motherfucker need to know how I roll.
-Say that shit, then. Fair enough.
-You know you get tougher when you with tougher people.
-I like that. -Something about being
next to you makes me feel good.
-Yeah.
-I'll kick a motherfucker in the back, see what I'm saying?
I wouldn't. I would never do it.
But it makes me -- -I got you, though.
-Okay, here we go. - * Black acting school *
-Obviously, well, it took us a minute to find our way,
but eventually we started to figure things out,
and we had some fun doing it.
-Yeah. You're about to see what happened
when the cameras weren't supposed to be rolling,
but they still were.
Check out what we're doing between the segments.
-Women's volleyball was my favorite when I was about...
-Me, too. I ain't gonna front.
I used to just love watching Brazil.
Is they on again? Did they win?
-Kevin, why do you keep on watching Brazil?
-They just -- I like the way they play.
-I don't know, man. I just like the way they play.
-They organized. -Big fan.
I'm just a big fan of the women's...
-Love the way they... -...Brazil volleyball team.
-Spike that thing, girl.
And I seen on the episode y'all showed my feet the other day.
My little house shoes was up under this motherfucker.
Y'all got to cut that out.
Don't do me like that.
-* Coffee's running through me *
* Which means it's time to do me *
-Hey!
Chocolate drop going R&B on these motherfuckers, huh?
I'm gonna have to do that thing that rhymes with "it."
[ Laughter ]
You got no choice but to get ready.
-World. -Hello, world?
-Hello. -Hello, world.
-Hello, world. Hello.
-Let me get that gin real quick, huh, before they start.
-Hold on. Okay...
-NBC, that's for the homies.
-Cameras, can y'all get that?
Like, get Snoop's, like, feet, comfortably.
Then get mine, like -- the difference in comfort
between Kevin and Snoop.
-[Bleep] swinging his feet.
-Like the goddamn "Wizard of Oz."
-Y'all ready for some ping-pong?
-One more pick-up here, and then we got it.
-[ Clicking tongue ]
[ Crew chuckling ]
-Okay.
How they -- I would love to know the rules
of how that's gonna break down and if this teams --
is it teams again --
well, don't pass it over here, brother.
Come on, now.
I'll make my heart beat, brother.
Come on, now. Ah! Well, where did it go?
Ahh! Mm! I want to eat it now, come on.
-This is probably the first time that a journalist has ever
had on a sports coat with a hood beanie
with some intelligent glasses.
You understand me?
Manipulating, illustrating, dominating.
It's a very well-thought-out and executed wardrobe choice.
-God, look how we look on TV, Kev, look at that.
-It looks good.
-We look sharp on television, man.
I like that orange shirt you got on,
that tangerine shirt up under that.
-I was gonna say it's tangerine. -That's flavor right there.
That's flavorful. -Yeah, I just, well --
my thing is a pop of color.
-Tangerine and chocolate. That's cold.
-That's it right there, brother. -That's cold.
-It's called a Black man suave. Come on now.
-Gold medals in skeet shooting.
I got a couple of gold medals in skeet shooting,
but not that kind of skeeting.
But I do skeet-skeet. -Okay.
-All skeet-skeet, motherfucker.
[ Laughter ]
-I'm not a shooter, myself. I'm more of a dribbler.
[ Laughter ]
-Never been able to master the long shots, Snoop.
I'm more of a -- I'm more of a of quick dribble, myself.
-It's all a thought process.
You got to think it, believe it, and relieve it.
-Guys, we're still here at "Olympic HIGHlights"
on Peacock, and I want to let you all know
that Snoop is definitely drinking alcohol.
Yeah, I can smell it coming out of his cup.
We're on two different pages,
but we're still here to provide an amazing time.
Little truth serum.
My wife just had to text me my address where I live,
'cause I didn't know. [ Laughter ]
Show you where my mind is.
No shirt, no shoes, no medal!
-No Roger, no Rerun, no rent.
-That's exactly what I'm saying. No Roger, no Rerun, no rent.
-That was the thing. -No Roger, no Rerun, no rent.
They don't even know what that's from.
-No Roger, no Rerun, no rent. -Come on now.
Y'all don't know what that's from.
-[ Laughs ] -No Roger, no Rerun, no rent.
If you a Black person in this room right now
and you don't say it, you should be ashamed of your damn self.
-No Roger, no Rerun, no rent! No Roger, no Rerun, no rent!
-There they go. Look at the Black people.
We just made every white person uncomfortable.
We apologize.
Here at Peacock, it's about comfort.
-Yes. -Not discomfort.
We'll be right back with more "Olympic HIGHlights:
"The Shit You Didn't See," after this.
-But you see it now.
And now it's time for an...
Sport climbing, hell yeah.
They look like human spiders.
You so different.
And that was an...
-In four, three, two. [Cellphone rings]
-Come on, guys, phones off, seriously. We're shooting.
Come on, come on, guys.
-Welcome back to "Olympic HIGHlights:
The Shit You Didn't See."
-You know, one of the hardest things about this job
was pronouncing the names of athletes.
-Kev, I told you his name was Caleb Dressel,
not Caleb Dressing.
-Well, at first, I did think it was Dressing,
so I'm glad you corrected me.
See, Snoop, you talk a big game,
but this next montage shows us both messing up big time.
Look, we tried our best to honor these athletes
by saying their names correctly,
but I'll be honest -- it wasn't easy.
-Okay, let's show the people.
-This segment's called "Fucking Up Your Name."
-[ Laughs ]
In women's beach volleyball,
the U.S. duo of April Ross and Alix...Kline?
-Klineman. Klineman. -Klineman.
-Alix Klineman came together
[silly voice] for dominant gold-medal victory.
Check it out.
-Uh, Ari-- Ar-Arian-- I'm sorry. Shit.
What is it, guys? -Ariant.
-Ariant -- Ariarne Timmus? Titmus.
Ariarne Titmus, okay.
Go back. I got it.
Now here's something to get pumped up about.
Venezuelan weightlifter -- oh, here's a doozy --
Kay-do-mar Sanchez, huh?
-Keydomar. -God damn it. Almost.
-U.S. swimmer Chase Kalish. Kaylish?
Kalisz, all right. I'ma keep gambling.
I'm gonna get one of them right off the bat. Watch.
-[Bleep], that's the accomplish--
Kalish! -All right, Kalisz.
-And finally, Anastasija Zalatek...
Is that it? Zalotich?
-Zolotic. -Zolotic, okay.
Zolotic. Zolotic.
Za-low-tich. Za-loww-tich.
Za-lay-tich. Za-low-tich.
How about I give it to you seven different ways,
and y'all take the right one?
Ask her what it is.
Anastasija Zolotic. Ya dig?
Yeah, close to "Zalo-bitch." You understand me?
Became the first U.S. woman to win a gold medal and tie --
oh, I'm looking at the wrong camera, though.
-Boy, you nailed that name, though.
You nailed the fuck out of that name.
In his gold-medal wrestling match
against Georgian Geno Pete-radishes-veli.
[ Laughter ]
What...
Against Georgian Geno Pet-rash-- Geno.
-That's your ass for me. Just say it like that.
-Where Ivan -- -Sorry, guys.
-I-van. I-van. Here we go.
-I told you, here comes the bullshit.
-Ivan Litvinoch. Lit-Litvinovitch.
Ivan Litvinovich.
-He remind me of a motherfucking pimp I knew
named Cinnabitch.
-At the end of men's high jump final,
both finalists... Moo-taz Barsham.
Mutaz. Mutaz...Barshim.
Mutaz Barshim. "Barsheem"?
-Sheem. S-H-E-M.
-Mutaz Barshim. Mutaz Barshim from Qatar
and, uh, Gi-en-marka. Gi--
-Gianmarco. -Gianmarco Tamberi.
-"Tan-beeri." -"Tan-beeri." Okay.
Uh, I mean... [ Laughter ]
Just take off one of the --
-Philadelphia public school at its finest.
-Over the men's individual all-around gymnasts, uh,
this is Di-kee Hishimoko.
-Mm. -Fuck!
-Daiki Hashimoto.
-What -- did I say the last name right?
-Hashimoto. Moto or moko?
-Hashimoto. -Hashimoto.
-Yeah, moto. -I know Hashimoto.
-In the men's mountain bike race,
Tom Pidcock brought home the gold for Great Britain.
Wait. Let me say that again.
That "cock" fucked me up.
[ Laughter ]
Over on the links, U.S. golfer Xander Shaw-fully
took home his first -- fuck.
Shit.
No [bleep] ain't never said this shit ever in his life.
Never knew a [bleep] named Schauffele.
Over on the links, U.S. golfer Xander Shawfly
took home the vic-- ah, this motherfucker's name, man!
-Take it from "Shawfly."
-Okay, let's try it one more time, Kev.
Come on. We got to be professional.
Back to the top.
Over on the links, U.S. golfer Xander Schauffele
took home the first major victory of his career
by capturing the gold medal in men's golf.
Let's check this motherfucker out.
[ Laughter ]
-There you go. That's great.
-The athletes' names were hard,
but sometimes the countries they were from
were even more difficult to pronounce.
This is, "Where You From, Fool?"
Out on the slow roads, David Tomala from Polaan...
[ Laughter ]
-Let's take a closer look at men's trampoline,
where Ivan Litvinovich --
he delivers a Bel-air-us first medal of the To--
Did I say it right?
-Belarus. -Belarus.
-[Bleep] was unconfident about that.
-What does Belarus mean? -Thank you.
Can we know what shit mean before we say it?
-It's a country name. -Oh, it's a country.
-Oh, [bleep] thought it was something to eat.
-La-ti-va? La-tee-via? -La-tee-via.
-Huh? Latvia? -Latvia.
-Lattia? -Latvia.
-You got it.
-All right. -Lateefah.
-In a massive upset, the Ton-zanian...
-Tunisian. -Tunisian. God damn it!
-This [bleep] overthinks.
-I'm zero for five. All right, here we go.
And I'm like, who's writing these fucking names, man?
In a massive upset, the Tu-Tu-Tunisian?
-Tunisian. -All right.
In a massive upset, the Tunisian swimmer,
Ahmed -- how -- fuck.
Ha-Haffa-Haffanewi. Haffanowi. Haffanowi.
-Hafnaoui. -Hafnaoui. Hafnaoui, okay.
-Y'all got to spell it the way a [bleep] understand it.
So what's the proper way of saying this
so I can tell you how to spell it?
I wouldn't say it like that. Van...
-Von. -V-O-N. Von. It's Von.
That's the way we spell it in the hood,
not -- and what's the middle part?
-[ Laughs ] -Ooh?
-He about to spell it. -Ooh.
-He's spelling it the way --
-So put, "W-O," 'cause if I was to spell "two,"
I would just take "T" out.
Vonwo. And what's the last part?
-Spelling it out. -High-two?
-Ah-to. -Ah-to?
-Yeah. -That's "A-H-H-H."
Ahhh. Ahhh.
-I think you're gonna...
-No, put that like he said.
A-H-H-H -- ahhh! -- 2.
And then put the number 2, so I know.
Vonwo...
-Yeah, you wanna make that -- -Okay.
Va-nu-ah-tu.
-Van-- Vanuatu. -Yeah, Van--
-Vanuatu.
You know, I'll be honest, Snoop, after seeing it back,
I got to admit that was very embarrassing.
-We'll be right back with more "Olympic HIGHlights:
The Shit You Didn't See."
-Welcome back to "Olympic HIGHlights:
The Shit You Didn't See."
-We had a whole lot of guests on the show,
and things didn't always go as planned.
Plus, we also had a lot of fun with our guests
in between takes.
Let's sneak a peek.
**
Kenny motherfucking Mayne!
That's my main man. What's happening, dawg?
-Put down the weed and get the fuck on the set.
Let's go.
-Behind the back fl-- foul shot. All right?
-Yeah, got it. -That I know I can get there
with a one and a half front flip.
-Yeah. -I'm golden.
-Nice. -I just need a couple of months
to practice, my friends.
-Speaking of practice, Rob,
maybe you want to take a shot at that prompter again.
-I would love it. -Yeah. Just...
-I would absolutely love it.
-At my best.
21, 22 50-meter freestyle.
At my best.
-I think I can still go 20.
-You think you can still go 20 today?
-Yeah, a 50. I'd spend most of it underwater.
-Fuck!
How long you guys been training? Since, what?
-Um, since we were 3. -3?
-Or, actually, like two weeks old,
our dad started doing this with our hands.
-Mm-hmm. I like it. -There we go.
-Good for you guys. -Shout out to the dads.
You know what I'm saying? Dads don't get enough credit.
Shout out to the dads in the house.
-Dad's been sizing me up, too.
I know y'all what to know what I got.
-No, the dads would whoop your --
cover y'all ears, earmuffs.
Dad would whoop your ass fast.
-Now, there was a tycoon talk, from what I understood.
I'm sorry. There was -- I'm public school, Carissa,
so just don't -- don't judge me.
This is TV. Don't do nothing all crazy in here.
-My ankle's actually broken. -It's broke?
-Yeah. So we're gonna --
-Yeah, so you don't have to do nothing crazy.
-How the fuck did you win a bronze on a broken...
-It's broken like...
Did you have it tied up? You had it taped up?
-I ain't even gonna ask. You're a bad motherfucker.
Motherfucker said his shit is broke.
And now, coming to the back... -No, no.
-...the real champ, 1976 gold medalist,
from Montreal, my favorite, your favorite,
the one and only... -No.
-...Sugar Raaaaaaaaaaaaay...
[ Laughter ]
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Leonard!
You want my chair?
Sit down.
You sit down, and you got to hit that switch right there.
-Snoop ain't never been this helpful to me.
I mean...
-You ain't...you ain't...
-Don't assist me like this. -There we go.
-I remember day one, I was like, "How do I get the seat down?"
And he said, "Figure it out, bitch-ass [bleep]."
-Man, that's low-rider. I hate to switch for her,
you know what I'm saying? That's my specialty.
-And the unc himself, Snoop, I appreciate you, too.
-Appreciate you, Kev.
And thanks to Team USA for representing.
See y'all next time. Give me one.
-Ooh! -Ooh, ooh, that's the --
Knock the -- ooh!
Knock the -- ooh. Throw me one, cuz!
Throw me one.
[ Laughter ]
-Yes, sir. That's athleticism, man.
You hear me? 49. Athleticism, man.
-Still got it. -Yes, sir.
-What are you guys doing?
Like, a 10-minute show twice a week?
-Well, Kenny, I mean, listen, you guys probably don't have
the same level of chemistry that Snoop and I have.
Also, due to Snoop's heavy language in his contract,
we can't keep him here longer than eight minutes.
So we're in a situation.
Rob is notorious for putting sound effects on his words.
-Ah-ha! -No, see, don't --
-Pa-too! -Don't.
-Pow, pow, pow, pow!
-No, that's not -- Rob, don't do that.
-People love it. -No, they don't.
-People love it, Kev. -They don't.
Rob, it's not a thing.
You've been trying to make it a thing for a long time.
So here's a question for you.
Where are you gonna keep you medal?
-In my underwear drawer right now.
I don't really know where to put it.
-Oh, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, Carissa!
-Motherfucker making me jump.
-Pow! -Pow!
-Yeah. He hit that.
Ah, ah! Ah!
They almost got one for it. -See?
He went for that bad leg.
-I'm gonna let you know about this level of shit talk
that's going on right now. -Oh, during Aquaman?
-No, if he had... -Aquaman, what's happening?
-He just said -- -How you doing?
-That motherfucker just told me
he'd give me a whole lap headstart,
swim the whole race underwater.
I couldn't say shit.
He doesn't get it. Hey, for Rob. She-pow!
-What do you mean, "She-pow"? That's not how you do it.
-Oh, I'm Rob Riggle. She-pow!
-[ Mimics cocking gun and shooting ]
You've been blown away by Riggle.
-No. [ Laughs ]
-You just got Rigged. -You just got Rigged.
-And the sad part is I can't even say you're talking shit.
Like, you're being -- this is very --
this is -- this is factual, real information.
-How many hours you have to sit there and get that done?
-Three hours. My braider is super quick and efficient.
-I'm like, she got to be efficient.
That's like a five-, six-hour job right there.
-I know. She's awesome.
-Shout out to the hair braiders around the world.
-I was gonna actually get some tips from you guys
on how to sneak over fences and --
-Whoa! What is that?!
How to sneak over fences? Get out!
You can't say that, Pita.
He just asked for a gate-jumping tutorial
from two Black men from the hood.
-That's what I do, though. That's right up my --
They should have that in the Olympics -- gate jumping.
-What do you want to know next, Pita?
You want to know how to get on the train
without paying our fare, you son of a...?
What was that?
-That says, "Riggle's a dick." -Well, okay.
-That's not necessary.
-You want me to put "little" in front of it?
-No, don't -- that didn't make it any better.
That not helping. -Pow!
-It's not helping anything.
-[ Mimics cocking gun ] Boom! -Pow!
-Oh, please. Those are my things.
Don't use them against me. -Riggle's a dick.
[ Mimics cocking gun ] Pow!
-No, no. Come on.
-Carissa Moore -- gold medal, surfing, huh?
Quite the celebration. And news flash --
she's gonna keep the medal in her panty drawer.
Yeah. -Thanks, Snoop and Kevin.
-Hey, thanks, Carissa.
-Thank you. Carissa.
Very funny.
Sound effects should not affect me that much, but they did.
-Throughout this series. Kevin talked a big game
acting like he knew a whole lot about sports.
-Well, it's because I do know a whole lot about sports,
especially Olympic sports.
-Okay, I'll let them be the judge of it.
This is "Kevin Knows Olympic Sports."
-Freestyle is the last one. Freestyle is...
it's when your arms are...
it's this one, that's freestyle.
Third-degree black belt.
[ Laughter ]
So the whole thing of water polo
is putting on a high display of your core strength.
Now, watch out, man.
-Show a little Tic-Tac for him, Kev.
[ Laughter ]
-I surf a little bit myself, too, Snoop.
I don't know if you know that or not.
I actually hurt my back by doing roundhouse kicks
yesterday.
Hup! Hup!
Foot! Foot! Foot!
Because I'm treading water, and at the same time
I got my eyes open, I'm looking for my teammates,
I'm throwing the ball, my teammate got to catch the ball.
But you got to keep the other team off you
because they want the ball
so they can get the ball and go down their route.
Right? So sometimes I got to get a little physical
to get that ball.
-She shouted at you... -[ Shouts indistinctly ]
-Okay. [ Laughs ] -You got to be --
you got to look alive.
I don't know if you noticed or not,
but I used to lifeguard at this place called Bellfield.
Graceful.
Remind me of myself when I was doing gymnastics at the church.
You even know how to hold the bow?
If you talk about the arrow, come on now.
-It ain't over the top? -Yeah, that's freestyle.
-Over? -Yeah.
Well, they don't call it "over the top," but yes.
You want to switch arms and come on here.
Ooh. A little smooth for me, Snoop.
Hope you ready.
I'm about to kick your ass.
A little piece of history about me.
I took karate myself.
My mom couldn't afford a class and so she brought me
a karate tutorial book.
I was a black belt in two hours.
I got through the book from front to back.
The biggest thing in freestyle is make sure
you get your elbows up, reach in there,
make your "S."
That's what it's about. Make your "S."
-Okay, I'm capital "S" and double-O "P."
-You make your "S." -I'll make the "S."
-There be a lot of cussing in water polo, too, man.
-For real? -I've heard it.
My aunt used to play, my Aunt Hattie.
She used to play.
So I went to a lot of her games when I was younger,
and I used to say a lot of mean shit.
I heard one lady called another lady a bitch.
"You bitch, get the ball."
And, "Bitch, don't call me no bitch."
And they was, like, going at it and splashing water, too.
Whatever. You don't know my life.
-Kev, I'll admit, I did learn a few things from you.
Maybe we'll go and swim sometime
and you can help me with that over-the-top stroke
'cause I got underneath stroke, I just need the over-the-top.
-Over the top. Snoop, honestly, I'll take you up on that.
I would love to do that. I'm glad you asked me.
We need to spend more time together.
We'll be right back with more "Olympic HIGHlights:
The Shit You Didn't See," after this.
-You see what I'm saying?
-Welcome back to "Olympic HIGHlights:
The Shit You Didn't See."
We did so many great interviews on this show that you all saw,
but we also did some incredible interviews
that we didn't have time to air.
-That's right. So now what we're gonna do
is we're gonna show you a couple previously unaired interviews.
Take a look.
-Joining us is the winningest coach
in college track and field history.
He's the coach of the legendary Oregon Ducks
track and field team that has trained
countless Olympians to compete for Team USA.
Please welcome the one and only Coach Robert Johnson.
[ Laughter ]
-How are you guys doing? -What up, Rob?
-What's going on, champ? -Man, I can't complain.
Happy to be here with you guys,
-Fo sho. With the games behind us,
how do you think track and field team did this year?
-Man, of course, the USA is always the best team
in the world.
And they proved that by winning 26 medals,
more so than any other country.
-Wow. Which athletes were yours?
Like, which athletes have you personally
had your hands on at the Olympics this year?
-So just recently Raevyn Rogers and English Gardener,
as well as Emmanuel Ihemeje
there in the triple jump for Italy.
-Wow. -Wow. Italy?
-Yeah. -So how do you dictate
who you actually invest your time in?
-Well, track and field is a individual sport,
and if you can run fast, you can run fast.
Then after that, you start to extrapolate it out --
the character, who they are as a person,
do they have that drive, do they have that dog in them?
Are they still hungry?
Do they still want to get better?
All the little intangibles that it takes to make them be great.
-Well, we're blown away by your stats, by your resume,
and also just by your cadence.
Man, he's a poised individual, isn't he, Snoop?
-Hey, man, he up there together.
He got his back straight. -Poised and polished.
-Got it together, you know what I mean?
-Ain't stuttered one time.
Coaches normally be on here stuttering.
And t-t-t-t-t-that's why.
And as a -- as a -- as a -- as a --
No, man, you got it together, man.
-What is your favorite moment from this year's Olympics?
-Oh, gosh. That Nijel Amos moment
where he fell in the 800.
And instead of being pissed or ready to square up
with the guy that tripped him, he helped him up.
They shook hands, and they finished together,
you know, and that's what the Olympics is all about --
bringing people together.
-Nice. -Yeah. Let's show that clip.
I want to show that, man. That's beautiful.
-Poised and polished. You see what I'm saying, Snoop?
-I think if we took his class, Kev, we --
Oh! Oh, God.
-He ready to fight in the beginning,
but he like, "Hold on. Hold on." -Oh, God.
Oh, you son of a bitch!
God damn! Get your ass off me!
-We both gonna lose now. -Get your -- all right, hold on.
-Hold on. You know what? You know what?
Where's sportsmanship? It should kick it right now.
-Come on, man. -You all right? You cool?
I didn't try to, homie. -I'm sorry, man.
My bad. -Let's finish this shit up.
-Finish together. -Come on, man. Come on.
-No, we got to. Just walk. -Let's just walk it out.
Yeah, let's jog it on in. -This homie.
In the locker room, I'm gonna knock your ass out.
-Yeah, don't worry about shit. I'm gonna beat your ass.
-No, no, no, I got some -- -No.
Matter of fact, I'm gonna take this,
and I'm gonna go in before you.
-I'm gonna get a better time than you.
-I got to beat you by a tenth of a second.
Y'all don't come shaking my goddamn hand.
-All y'all back up. -Out of here.
-Back up. That's us just --
that's the inner conversation, Coach.
You can't say that. We can.
You gave the poised-and-polished answer.
We gave what was really going on in their minds.
-We was inside their heads.
Motherfucker, I can't believe you knocked me off
my goddamn Olympic -- -Big-foot bastard!
You know goddamn well I was on the inside of that lane.
[ Laughter ]
Coach, we want to thank you again for stopping by.
Man, it was an honor to talk to you, dude.
Once again, the most winningest coach.
-Come on, man. Oregon Ducks, man.
He got that Oregon Duck money, man.
Like I told you, green is for the money,
and gold is for the honey. -Gold is for the honey.
-Yeah. -See you later, Rob.
We appreciate you, man.
All right, guys, listen,
we've seen some great celebrations at this Olympics,
but the gold medal of celebrations
goes to Australian swim coach Dean Boxall,
who lost his shit after his girl Ariarne Titmus beat out
Katie Ledecky in the women's 400-meter freestyle.
Let's take a look at this celebration.
-Coming home.
-Come on. Give me some gyrations.
-Ah! -I need some gyrations.
You're not celebrating if you're not gyrating.
-Ugh!
-You're not celebrating if you're not gyrating.
Give me a little bit. -Yeah!
-Come on, Mean Dean. -Yeah!
-Yeah, baby! Whoo!
-Yeah. -Welcome to the show.
[ Australian accent ] All the way from the land down under,
Dave Boxall. What you do, Dave?
-Thank you very much for having me.
-How are you, man? -Magnificent honor. Thank you.
I'm going well. It's beautiful here.
It's about 1:00 in the morning.
I'm in a quarantine facility in Woop Woop.
-Woop Woop. I like that. Woop Woop.
-Well, let's cut to the chase, man.
As a swim coach, I know that your hours are basically
equal to the swimmer that you deal with on a daily.
And I know that that was a big moment for her,
and it seemed to be an even bigger moment for you.
Talk to us about your reaction, the celebration of gold.
There was a fist pump, a hump, a punch that was thrown.
A mask almost was thrown from your hands.
So much emotion. Talk to me about it.
-Well, I got in a little bit of trouble, actually,
because I took my mask off, but I didn't know, Kevin.
It just -- my mask came off.
I didn't know. And I did not hump that railing.
-You humped the railing.
-I had my 4-year-old boy three days ago tell me,
"Daddy, I saw your doodle touch the glass."
-Yeah. -And I said, "It didn't."
-You definitely humped the railing.
And rightfully so, man.
This was a major upset, a big one.
So I can understand why you did it.
-Well, it was a big moment. It's taken five years.
You know, Katie is regarded as the GOAT,
and it was a carefully orchestrated architect
sort of moment for us.
Yeah, I lost it. I completely lost it.
-How do you prepare for somebody like Katie,
who's such a celebrated swimmer, who's considered the GOAT?
How do you prepare your swimmer for her to go up against her?
-Well, it's very difficult, Snoop.
We had to go to war every single day,
basically trying to get better and better and better
because Katie was so far ahead of us.
And it was just a challenge every single day.
-Just to kind of piggyback off of Snoop's question,
you said it was orchestrated.
You said orchestrated. -Architect.
He said architect. -Architect, right?
You said the way that you guys approached it,
so when you say that, it makes me feel like
at a certain moment in the race,
there's a move that you guys agreed on that should be done.
There was a moment where our race starts at this point.
-You are very clever, Kevin. Yes.
-At what moment did that switch go on for her?
-At the 250-meter mark,
the last 150 meters was the move.
-Did you notice your moves are inspiring
other athletes at the games?
See here -- hey, hey!
* Everybody's humping around * -Oh, wow.
Oh, that man nasty.
Come on, nasty sailboat man. -Go ahead, get it.
Oh, that's a new stroke. -Ah! Ah!
-That's a new stroke. Ya-ya-ya-yadda-yadda!
-Oh, is that -- oh, God! -They doing the Dean.
Everybody doing the Mean Dean.
-Uh, another question. -The Mean Dean.
-He said, "The Mean Dean."
You said, "Everybody's doing the Mean Dean."
-Ya dig?
[ Laughter ]
-Hey, we appreciate you, Dean.
Thank you so much for coming on, man.
Dean, the humping machine! -Thank you so much.
-Yes, sir!
-Thank you for having me on the show.
-Well, that's our show.
Now you've seen everything that you didn't know
that you wanted to see.
-It's been a blast. Thanks, Kevin.
And thanks to everyone that appeared on the show
and everyone who worked on the show
and everybody that sold me weed to get me to the show,
all of the people behind the scenes,
you understand me, the homies, the homegirls,
the motherfuckers that was begging for money,
the people that was making me late for work,
all of the above.
Hey, thank y'all for watching. We up out of here.
Peace and love around the whole world.
We love y'all. -Yes, sir.
Uh, guys, we have a good time doing this.
I hope you have a good time watching us.
I'm Kevin Hart, and this is my partner, my ride-or-die.
-Snoop Dogg. -Snoop Dogg.
The D-O-double-G.
And I'm the KH-to-the-E. You ain't never see me.
If you outside, then I'ma heat it up.
Get cold and put it in a cup,
drinking coffee in the morning, what up?
-mmm. -Ask me if you don't know.
I'ma take you to a different show.
Hey, move down. Not fast, but go slow.
It's the Olympics. Geronimo.
[ Laughter ]
Come on, man. Come on, man.
Come on, man. I just did it. Didn't I?
I just did it, man. I just did it.
Didn't I, Snoop?
-You pulled that off. -Right there, man.
-Bars -Bars right there.
Right there. Next to Snoop, came out hot.