1 00:00:14,686 --> 00:00:15,979 [Zazzala] James Olsen, 2 00:00:16,063 --> 00:00:18,106 are you ready to catalyze a chemical reaction? 3 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:21,568 If so, join us at W.O.R.M.S. 4 00:00:21,652 --> 00:00:22,945 I'm Zazzala, 5 00:00:22,986 --> 00:00:24,738 CEO of the World Organization 6 00:00:24,821 --> 00:00:27,282 for Romantic Matchmaking Science, 7 00:00:27,324 --> 00:00:28,700 a.k.a, W.O.R.M.S. 8 00:00:28,784 --> 00:00:31,286 -[seductively] W.O.R.M.S. -And this is my partner, 9 00:00:31,328 --> 00:00:33,747 our chief biologist, Tazzala. 10 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:36,041 We found true love through the miracle of science 11 00:00:36,124 --> 00:00:37,209 and so can you. 12 00:00:37,292 --> 00:00:38,752 James Olsen, 13 00:00:38,835 --> 00:00:41,213 you're invited to our exclusive matchmaking launch event. 14 00:00:41,296 --> 00:00:43,298 Meet someone new! Try our new dating app. 15 00:00:43,382 --> 00:00:47,094 And electrify your love life at W.O.R.M.S. 16 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:49,137 [Tazzala seductively] W.O.R.M.S. 17 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:50,639 "Scientific romance"? 18 00:00:50,681 --> 00:00:52,307 Jimmy, please tell us you're not-- 19 00:00:52,391 --> 00:00:55,352 Hey, Birdwatchers, guess who's going to W.O.R.M.S.? 20 00:00:55,435 --> 00:00:57,604 Jimmy, are you doing this to get back at Kara 21 00:00:57,688 --> 00:00:58,981 for taking your advice? 22 00:00:59,022 --> 00:01:01,233 [scoffs] Lois, it's for work. 23 00:01:01,316 --> 00:01:03,402 Flamebird isn't just news anymore. 24 00:01:03,485 --> 00:01:06,154 It's also a lifestyle brand. 25 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:08,991 Why don't you just stop playing games and ask her out? 26 00:01:09,032 --> 00:01:10,409 I don't know if you've noticed, 27 00:01:10,492 --> 00:01:12,119 but Kara is dating half of Metropolis now. 28 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:13,620 Which was your idea! 29 00:01:13,704 --> 00:01:15,664 Well, I can't just sit around and watch her do it. 30 00:01:15,747 --> 00:01:16,707 [Lois grunts in frustration] 31 00:01:16,790 --> 00:01:18,041 And if Kara happens to see me 32 00:01:18,125 --> 00:01:19,668 with a bunch of gorgeous scientists, 33 00:01:19,751 --> 00:01:20,627 well... 34 00:01:20,711 --> 00:01:21,837 I swear I remember 35 00:01:21,919 --> 00:01:24,172 Perry assigning you actual work. 36 00:01:24,256 --> 00:01:26,133 About the Distortionist? 37 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:28,385 The mysterious person mutating people 38 00:01:28,468 --> 00:01:30,345 with genetic manipulation? 39 00:01:30,387 --> 00:01:31,680 Eh, that can wait. 40 00:01:31,763 --> 00:01:34,433 Because Clark and I are going to W.O.R.M.S. 41 00:01:34,516 --> 00:01:36,310 -Yeah, I'm not doing that. -What? 42 00:01:36,393 --> 00:01:38,937 Well, so far today, my Superman calendar is free. 43 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:42,024 Which means my Lois calendar is booked. 44 00:01:42,065 --> 00:01:45,193 Starting with homemade breakfast. 45 00:01:45,234 --> 00:01:48,196 [Lois] Um, Clark, what is that? 46 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:50,157 Oh, it's the model I bought at the convention. 47 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,407 Pretty cute, right? 48 00:01:54,411 --> 00:01:56,580 [laughs nervously] Yeah. 49 00:01:56,663 --> 00:01:59,041 Yeah. Uh, is that us? Or? 50 00:01:59,082 --> 00:02:00,250 It's not, not us. 51 00:02:00,334 --> 00:02:02,210 It's our hypothetical farmhouse. 52 00:02:02,294 --> 00:02:04,713 The one that we could live in one day. 53 00:02:04,755 --> 00:02:05,881 You... You remember? 54 00:02:05,964 --> 00:02:07,382 Oh, I remember. 55 00:02:07,466 --> 00:02:09,550 Just to see it now is... 56 00:02:09,593 --> 00:02:10,719 You know what I remember? 57 00:02:10,761 --> 00:02:12,220 How fun it will be when Clark and I 58 00:02:12,304 --> 00:02:14,389 roll into W.O.R.M.S. together! 59 00:02:14,473 --> 00:02:16,224 -Huh? Huh? -I'll drop you off. 60 00:02:16,308 --> 00:02:17,225 But that's it. 61 00:02:17,309 --> 00:02:18,769 Whoo-hoo! 62 00:02:18,852 --> 00:02:21,229 -W.O.R.M.S.! W.O.R.M.S.! -Hey, um, you good? 63 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:23,190 -[Jimmy] W.O.R.M.S.! -[unconvincingly] I'm great! 64 00:02:25,442 --> 00:02:28,111 [opening theme music playing] 65 00:02:49,007 --> 00:02:50,217 [panting] 66 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,594 Stop! My purse! Thief! 67 00:02:52,678 --> 00:02:53,762 [whooshing] 68 00:02:53,804 --> 00:02:54,930 [panting] 69 00:02:54,971 --> 00:02:55,931 [grunts] 70 00:02:57,349 --> 00:02:58,600 Hold it right there. 71 00:02:58,684 --> 00:03:00,852 Listen, I don't want any trouble. 72 00:03:01,895 --> 00:03:03,355 [thuds] 73 00:03:03,438 --> 00:03:04,690 Uh... 74 00:03:04,773 --> 00:03:06,024 Superman? 75 00:03:06,108 --> 00:03:08,902 The name's Captain Hank Henshaw. 76 00:03:08,985 --> 00:03:10,153 Don't mention it. 77 00:03:11,822 --> 00:03:14,116 Uh, is that guy okay? 78 00:03:14,157 --> 00:03:15,242 [man grunts in pain] 79 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:18,036 That thief got what he deserved. 80 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,246 But Superman-- 81 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:22,290 Superman oughta be tougher on crime. 82 00:03:24,543 --> 00:03:26,086 [Lex on phone] Nicely done, Hank. 83 00:03:26,169 --> 00:03:27,337 How does it feel 84 00:03:27,421 --> 00:03:28,839 to make the world a safer place? 85 00:03:28,922 --> 00:03:30,966 Feels great. 86 00:03:32,008 --> 00:03:33,343 Jimmy Flamebird, 87 00:03:33,427 --> 00:03:35,637 did you know that hot dogs come in chili variety? 88 00:03:35,721 --> 00:03:40,225 That dummy doesn't deserve you or your delicious chili dogs. 89 00:03:40,308 --> 00:03:44,229 He's at a speed-dating event trying to make you jealous. 90 00:03:44,312 --> 00:03:45,814 Why would I be jealous? 91 00:03:45,856 --> 00:03:49,901 I am a Kryptonian warrior, as strong as I am beautiful. 92 00:03:49,985 --> 00:03:52,821 Kara, I've been with Clark for a while now, 93 00:03:52,863 --> 00:03:55,866 so I know a thing or two about relationships. 94 00:03:55,949 --> 00:03:58,493 Jimmy's trying to prove to himself 95 00:03:58,577 --> 00:04:01,037 that he's just desirable as you are, 96 00:04:01,121 --> 00:04:03,665 which... [scoffs] good luck. 97 00:04:03,749 --> 00:04:05,959 So it is a competition? 98 00:04:06,042 --> 00:04:07,169 A game. 99 00:04:07,252 --> 00:04:09,004 Yes. A dumb game. 100 00:04:09,045 --> 00:04:10,797 Then I shall win this game, 101 00:04:10,881 --> 00:04:14,009 and make Jimmy Flamebird my Earth mate. 102 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:15,343 That's the spirit. 103 00:04:15,427 --> 00:04:17,596 But first, you have to escalate. 104 00:04:17,678 --> 00:04:18,680 Put yourself out there. 105 00:04:18,764 --> 00:04:20,348 Oh! Remember Crushrush? 106 00:04:20,432 --> 00:04:22,142 The romantic telephone application? 107 00:04:22,225 --> 00:04:23,477 Yeah. 108 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,520 Crushrush will get you so many dates that-- 109 00:04:25,604 --> 00:04:26,855 That I will be victorious! 110 00:04:26,897 --> 00:04:28,398 Ha, ha. All right. 111 00:04:28,482 --> 00:04:33,236 Lois Lane, I, Kara Zor-El, will defeat your Crushrush. 112 00:04:39,075 --> 00:04:40,160 [camera shutter clicks] 113 00:04:40,243 --> 00:04:42,662 [chattering indistinctly] 114 00:04:42,746 --> 00:04:44,956 Wow, this is really-- 115 00:04:45,039 --> 00:04:46,958 [gasps] A lot. 116 00:04:47,042 --> 00:04:48,877 Care to share first impressions? 117 00:04:48,919 --> 00:04:50,712 We're doing promotion for the app. 118 00:04:50,796 --> 00:04:52,005 Amazing. 119 00:04:52,087 --> 00:04:54,549 Robot waiters? VR date nights? 120 00:04:54,591 --> 00:04:56,343 [high-pitched] What's not to love about W.O.R.M.S.? 121 00:04:56,384 --> 00:04:59,262 Yeah, I... I didn't sign a release for this. 122 00:05:00,263 --> 00:05:01,515 [Clark] Best of luck, Jimmy. 123 00:05:01,598 --> 00:05:03,892 Bye, love you, best friends forever. 124 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:06,228 -Time to find my-- -[woman] Soil-mate! 125 00:05:06,311 --> 00:05:08,063 [seductive voices] W.O.R.M.S., W.O.R.M.S. 126 00:05:08,730 --> 00:05:09,898 I'm Zazzala-- 127 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:12,275 And this is your girlfriend, Tazzala. 128 00:05:13,276 --> 00:05:14,402 Did I say something wrong? 129 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:15,904 [sighs wearily] We broke up. 130 00:05:15,987 --> 00:05:18,406 There were communications issues. 131 00:05:18,490 --> 00:05:19,866 Is it 'cause she doesn't talk? 132 00:05:19,950 --> 00:05:22,494 No! Don't let our star-crossed love distract you 133 00:05:22,577 --> 00:05:24,412 from your scientifically-selected 134 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:26,039 soil mate. 135 00:05:26,122 --> 00:05:27,707 I just hope your calculations "add up" better than mine, 136 00:05:27,791 --> 00:05:28,875 you know what I mean? 137 00:05:28,959 --> 00:05:30,126 -[laughs] -[woman] W.O.R.M.S. 138 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:32,962 [sighs] Anyway, she's over there. 139 00:05:36,967 --> 00:05:38,051 [Lois] Okay, Kara. 140 00:05:38,134 --> 00:05:39,177 An important step 141 00:05:39,261 --> 00:05:40,720 in building out a dating profile 142 00:05:40,804 --> 00:05:42,222 is answering questions. 143 00:05:42,305 --> 00:05:44,349 First up, "Describe yourself." 144 00:05:44,432 --> 00:05:45,517 Warrior. 145 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,435 No, more like, "What's your style?" 146 00:05:47,519 --> 00:05:50,605 My style is a mix of traditional Klukor 147 00:05:50,647 --> 00:05:52,357 and modified Horu-Kanu. 148 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:53,525 Okay. 149 00:05:53,608 --> 00:05:54,442 "Sporty." 150 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:55,944 Let's try some interests. 151 00:05:55,986 --> 00:05:58,238 If you don't have any answer, just say "Pass." 152 00:05:58,321 --> 00:05:59,739 -"Favorite movie." -Pass. 153 00:05:59,823 --> 00:06:00,991 -"Favorite book." -Pass. 154 00:06:01,074 --> 00:06:02,409 "Mountains or ocean?" 155 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:03,910 Pass. No! 156 00:06:05,245 --> 00:06:06,663 Pass. 157 00:06:06,746 --> 00:06:09,416 I think you're gonna need a few more Earthly experiences 158 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:11,042 before answering these questions. 159 00:06:11,126 --> 00:06:13,044 Ooh, are there any experiences here? 160 00:06:13,128 --> 00:06:14,504 [mooing sound effect plays] 161 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:19,634 New plan! Let's hit the town 162 00:06:19,676 --> 00:06:21,720 and find out what kind of things you like. 163 00:06:21,803 --> 00:06:22,804 Yeah. 164 00:06:22,888 --> 00:06:24,472 You ready for a fun-filled Saturday? 165 00:06:24,556 --> 00:06:26,141 Uh, Clark, I'm really sorry, 166 00:06:26,224 --> 00:06:28,310 but something important just came up. 167 00:06:28,351 --> 00:06:30,979 We are going to punch the town. 168 00:06:31,062 --> 00:06:32,147 "Hit the town." 169 00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:33,648 Oh, okay. 170 00:06:33,690 --> 00:06:34,816 Girl time. 171 00:06:34,858 --> 00:06:37,485 I'll just, uh, work on the farm. 172 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,863 [newscaster] Emergency at the waterfront. 173 00:06:39,946 --> 00:06:42,157 Dogs are people are trapped in a fire 174 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,826 at the Metropolis Adopt on a Yacht event. 175 00:06:44,910 --> 00:06:45,911 [Clark groans] 176 00:06:47,245 --> 00:06:49,831 [dogs whimpering] 177 00:06:49,914 --> 00:06:51,207 [blows] 178 00:06:53,209 --> 00:06:54,461 [woman] Thanks, Superman. 179 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:56,296 We can always count on you. 180 00:06:56,379 --> 00:06:57,714 It's my pleasure, ma'am. 181 00:06:57,797 --> 00:06:58,882 [barking] 182 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,052 And my pleasure too, sir. 183 00:07:02,135 --> 00:07:04,179 What's your adoption policy like? 184 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:05,555 Easy! 185 00:07:05,639 --> 00:07:07,682 Do you have a government ID? 186 00:07:07,724 --> 00:07:08,975 [dog whimpers] 187 00:07:09,059 --> 00:07:10,518 -I'll get back to you. -[dog whimpers] 188 00:07:10,602 --> 00:07:13,647 Jimmy Olsen, founder of Flamebird, 189 00:07:13,730 --> 00:07:15,148 friend of Superman. 190 00:07:15,231 --> 00:07:16,524 I've been dying to meet you. 191 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:18,985 I'm so interested in your body. 192 00:07:19,027 --> 00:07:21,363 Oh! [chuckles nervously] My. 193 00:07:21,446 --> 00:07:23,448 Well, I, um... 194 00:07:23,531 --> 00:07:25,825 Specifically, how much has been exposed to Kryptonite. 195 00:07:25,909 --> 00:07:29,037 Tell me. Have you noticed any effects? 196 00:07:29,913 --> 00:07:30,830 Not really. 197 00:07:30,914 --> 00:07:32,082 Fascinating. 198 00:07:32,164 --> 00:07:34,751 Doris. But my friends call me "Gigi". 199 00:07:34,834 --> 00:07:37,212 Jimmy. But my friends call me Jimmy. 200 00:07:37,253 --> 00:07:39,422 [chuckles softly] I need to tell you, Jimmy, 201 00:07:39,506 --> 00:07:43,009 I'm looking for an open-minded person. 202 00:07:43,093 --> 00:07:44,177 Well, that's me. 203 00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:47,722 Good, because I tend to change people. 204 00:07:47,806 --> 00:07:50,558 -I'm open to change. -Excellent. 205 00:07:50,642 --> 00:07:51,893 [sprays] 206 00:07:51,935 --> 00:07:54,562 Is there a... [sniffs] smell in here? 207 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:57,357 Oh, I'm setting a mood. [laughs] 208 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,234 So, you've been to space, too, right? 209 00:07:59,275 --> 00:08:00,694 Has that affected you at all? 210 00:08:00,777 --> 00:08:03,905 -Is that-- -Chocolate? Romance? Here. 211 00:08:03,947 --> 00:08:07,283 And interdimensional travel? 212 00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:10,412 Well, not recently, but-- Ow! 213 00:08:10,453 --> 00:08:11,579 What did you do? 214 00:08:11,663 --> 00:08:13,248 Things are doing great with Gigi. 215 00:08:13,331 --> 00:08:14,749 No one's ever been this into me. 216 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:16,668 And hearing about it will definitely make 217 00:08:16,751 --> 00:08:20,130 a certain super someone super jealous. 218 00:08:21,423 --> 00:08:23,008 Ah, silly Clark Jr., 219 00:08:23,091 --> 00:08:24,676 you forgot your mitt. 220 00:08:24,759 --> 00:08:26,094 [newscaster] This just in! 221 00:08:26,177 --> 00:08:27,762 -Robbery at LexCorp. -[siren wailing on TV] 222 00:08:27,804 --> 00:08:30,432 Thankfully, no dogs are involved. 223 00:08:30,473 --> 00:08:32,100 Huh. 224 00:08:32,141 --> 00:08:33,768 [newscaster continues] ...but these super-powered bandits 225 00:08:33,852 --> 00:08:36,438 pose a clear threat to nearby civilians. 226 00:08:36,479 --> 00:08:38,063 [Clark groans] 227 00:08:38,148 --> 00:08:41,275 So. Tell me more about yourself. 228 00:08:41,317 --> 00:08:43,278 Well, I do investigate journalism 229 00:08:43,318 --> 00:08:44,487 for the Daily Planet. 230 00:08:44,571 --> 00:08:45,822 I'm actually supposed to be looking 231 00:08:45,905 --> 00:08:47,449 for the Distortionist right now. 232 00:08:47,532 --> 00:08:48,950 You don't say. 233 00:08:48,992 --> 00:08:51,077 But don't worry, I'll find him. 234 00:08:51,161 --> 00:08:52,954 Nothing gets past me! 235 00:08:56,332 --> 00:08:58,418 [screams] What? 236 00:08:58,501 --> 00:09:00,628 What? No! No! 237 00:09:00,712 --> 00:09:03,757 [howls] No! 238 00:09:03,798 --> 00:09:06,885 To let Crushrush know you, you have to know yourself. 239 00:09:06,968 --> 00:09:08,303 Like I know me. 240 00:09:08,344 --> 00:09:11,264 Today, I'll show you Earth's rich culture. 241 00:09:11,347 --> 00:09:13,600 We'll start with the Metropolis Contemporary, 242 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:14,934 followed by the history museum-- 243 00:09:15,018 --> 00:09:17,520 Lois Lane, what is that? 244 00:09:19,731 --> 00:09:21,274 Oh, that's a mall. 245 00:09:21,316 --> 00:09:23,568 There's nothing cultural about that. 246 00:09:23,651 --> 00:09:24,652 [cash register dings] 247 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:27,489 Ah, you were right, Lois Lane. 248 00:09:27,572 --> 00:09:30,366 Earth's culture is so rich. 249 00:09:31,367 --> 00:09:33,286 [Silver Banshee] Let's go! Move it! 250 00:09:36,039 --> 00:09:36,956 [clicks] 251 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:40,585 [scanning] 252 00:09:42,545 --> 00:09:43,545 [thuds] 253 00:09:45,215 --> 00:09:46,382 [Silver Banshee] Kyle! 254 00:09:47,133 --> 00:09:48,510 [thuds] 255 00:09:48,551 --> 00:09:49,803 Albert! 256 00:09:49,844 --> 00:09:51,721 -[citizens yelling in fear] -[man] Run! 257 00:09:51,805 --> 00:09:52,847 [woman] Let's get out of here! 258 00:09:53,556 --> 00:09:55,433 Hand it over, thief! 259 00:09:56,392 --> 00:09:58,686 Look what you did to my 260 00:09:58,770 --> 00:10:02,273 [loudly] friends! 261 00:10:05,235 --> 00:10:07,779 [breathing heavily] 262 00:10:09,864 --> 00:10:11,741 You're gonna regret that. 263 00:10:12,534 --> 00:10:14,077 -[yells] -[gasps] 264 00:10:15,537 --> 00:10:17,539 I think we all need to calm down. 265 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:20,792 I think you need to get out of my way. 266 00:10:24,587 --> 00:10:25,672 So... 267 00:10:26,297 --> 00:10:27,549 I'm a wolf now. 268 00:10:27,632 --> 00:10:30,635 I did have a feeling something was up, but... 269 00:10:30,718 --> 00:10:32,387 I didn't wanna run the vibes! 270 00:10:32,428 --> 00:10:34,973 I don't know if anything can turn this day around. 271 00:10:35,056 --> 00:10:37,100 [producer whispering indistinctly] 272 00:10:37,183 --> 00:10:39,060 Oh, they can fix me? 273 00:10:39,144 --> 00:10:40,270 That's great. 274 00:10:41,187 --> 00:10:42,522 [both grunting] 275 00:10:44,023 --> 00:10:46,484 So you're protecting criminals now. 276 00:10:46,985 --> 00:10:48,403 [beeping] 277 00:10:48,444 --> 00:10:50,446 Kinda busy, Jimmy. Is this an emergency? 278 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:52,031 [Jimmy] Not anymore, 279 00:10:52,115 --> 00:10:53,575 but something happened at W.O.R.M.S. 280 00:10:53,616 --> 00:10:55,368 Thief! Stop it right there! 281 00:10:55,451 --> 00:10:57,871 Uh, Jimmy, I'm going to have to call you back. 282 00:10:59,455 --> 00:11:01,040 -[grunts] -[thuds] 283 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,459 Siobhan. 284 00:11:03,543 --> 00:11:05,420 -Get out of my-- -Siobhan. I really think-- 285 00:11:05,461 --> 00:11:06,546 Siobhan. 286 00:11:06,629 --> 00:11:07,881 -Get out of my-- -Siobhan. Siobhan. 287 00:11:07,964 --> 00:11:09,257 -You're in my way! -Please. 288 00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:11,968 And you're in possession of stolen property. 289 00:11:14,137 --> 00:11:15,513 [rumbling] 290 00:11:17,015 --> 00:11:18,725 [Superman grunts] 291 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:22,353 Still protecting criminals after what she did. 292 00:11:22,437 --> 00:11:23,396 [beeping] 293 00:11:23,479 --> 00:11:24,439 [Jimmy on call] Hey, free now? 294 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,857 Because I changed today. 295 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:27,734 Like, I really changed. 296 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,277 I didn't recognize myself. 297 00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:30,445 And my date Gigi-- 298 00:11:30,528 --> 00:11:31,946 Jimmy, if it's not an emergency, 299 00:11:32,030 --> 00:11:33,448 it really has to wait. 300 00:11:33,489 --> 00:11:36,784 [Jimmy on call] But I really feel like... 301 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,286 [crashes] 302 00:11:38,328 --> 00:11:40,914 -Jimmy? -[Jimmy on call] Ugh, fine. 303 00:11:40,997 --> 00:11:43,124 Everyone stop! 304 00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,585 Siobhan, the tech, please. 305 00:11:46,544 --> 00:11:48,670 -And? -[scoffs] 306 00:11:48,755 --> 00:11:51,007 -Fine. -Thank you. 307 00:11:51,090 --> 00:11:52,300 You see, Hank? 308 00:11:52,342 --> 00:11:54,135 Nobody needs to get hurt. 309 00:11:54,219 --> 00:11:55,678 I disagree. 310 00:11:55,762 --> 00:11:57,513 [charging] 311 00:12:02,685 --> 00:12:03,770 [device blasting] 312 00:12:05,021 --> 00:12:07,774 [man] What's that thing? What's he gonna do? 313 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,026 [Wilson] Stand down, Henshaw. 314 00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:13,279 Boss wants a word with you. 315 00:12:15,823 --> 00:12:17,992 Hey, Kara, come listen to this. 316 00:12:18,076 --> 00:12:20,745 I listened to Black Canary for the first time 317 00:12:20,828 --> 00:12:22,830 -when I was a kid. -[music playing on headphones] 318 00:12:22,914 --> 00:12:25,166 The instruments sounds so angry. 319 00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:26,626 I love it. 320 00:12:26,668 --> 00:12:28,503 You want to hear what I'm listening to, Lois Lane? 321 00:12:28,544 --> 00:12:30,255 Maybe it will be your new favorite. 322 00:12:30,338 --> 00:12:32,966 Oh, it's okay. I already have a favorite song. 323 00:12:33,049 --> 00:12:35,843 Ah, is it Earth culture to only like music 324 00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:37,303 you found as a child? 325 00:12:37,387 --> 00:12:39,264 [scoffs] No. 326 00:12:39,347 --> 00:12:41,808 I just already have music I like. 327 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,685 I don't need to find anything new. 328 00:12:43,726 --> 00:12:45,311 -[music playing on tape] -But, Lois Lane, 329 00:12:45,353 --> 00:12:47,730 there's so much that is new. 330 00:12:47,814 --> 00:12:49,190 ♪ Earth is so big ♪ 331 00:12:49,274 --> 00:12:50,858 ♪ The future is grand ♪ 332 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:53,027 ♪ So many human musicians ♪ 333 00:12:53,069 --> 00:12:56,364 ♪ Could become Your "favorite band" ♪ 334 00:12:56,447 --> 00:12:58,074 ♪ I've got a "favorite band" ♪ 335 00:12:58,157 --> 00:12:59,701 ♪ You're the new girl in town ♪ 336 00:12:59,742 --> 00:13:01,202 ♪ Let's just focus on you ♪ 337 00:13:01,286 --> 00:13:02,745 ♪ I've got my life Locked down ♪ 338 00:13:02,829 --> 00:13:04,163 ♪ But look at these clothes ♪ 339 00:13:04,247 --> 00:13:05,707 ♪ A look for every day ♪ 340 00:13:05,748 --> 00:13:07,917 ♪ In the sunshine Snow or rain ♪ 341 00:13:08,001 --> 00:13:11,546 ♪ Whatever comes our way ♪ 342 00:13:11,629 --> 00:13:12,964 ♪ Do you think it will rain? ♪ 343 00:13:13,047 --> 00:13:14,340 ♪ Will it soak all my stuff? ♪ 344 00:13:14,424 --> 00:13:16,009 ♪ I've got one big, dumb coat ♪ 345 00:13:16,092 --> 00:13:17,552 ♪ What if that's not enough? ♪ 346 00:13:17,635 --> 00:13:19,178 ♪ But the future is open ♪ 347 00:13:19,262 --> 00:13:20,680 ♪ The present was fine ♪ 348 00:13:20,763 --> 00:13:21,889 ♪ Tomorrow is coming ♪ 349 00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:23,725 ♪ Do not be left behind ♪ 350 00:13:23,766 --> 00:13:26,477 ♪ By the future ♪ 351 00:13:26,561 --> 00:13:27,979 ♪ And look, you can pick ♪ 352 00:13:28,062 --> 00:13:29,564 ♪ What you want Your life to be ♪ 353 00:13:29,647 --> 00:13:31,065 ♪ A castle or space ♪ 354 00:13:31,107 --> 00:13:32,567 ♪ Or a house in a tree ♪ 355 00:13:32,608 --> 00:13:34,027 ♪ I can't risk any change ♪ 356 00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:35,528 ♪ There's just too much To lose ♪ 357 00:13:35,611 --> 00:13:36,904 ♪ Maybe give me more time ♪ 358 00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:39,907 ♪ And then later, I'll choose ♪ 359 00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:41,576 ♪ 'Cause the future Is daunting ♪ 360 00:13:41,617 --> 00:13:43,244 ♪ Soon, the present is past ♪ 361 00:13:43,328 --> 00:13:45,038 ♪ Tomorrow is pulling me ♪ 362 00:13:45,121 --> 00:13:47,707 ♪ Far too fast ♪ 363 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:49,250 ♪ To the future ♪ 364 00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:50,710 Whoa! 365 00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:52,128 ♪ Then make a small change ♪ 366 00:13:52,211 --> 00:13:53,920 ♪ A tiny, little thing ♪ 367 00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:56,591 ♪ Why not just buy One of these pretty rings? ♪ 368 00:13:56,674 --> 00:13:58,134 ♪ I know that it's coming ♪ 369 00:13:58,217 --> 00:13:59,886 ♪ And I want one, I do ♪ 370 00:13:59,927 --> 00:14:01,471 ♪ I'm not scared of the ring, I'm just... ♪ 371 00:14:01,554 --> 00:14:03,264 [speaking fast] scared of the fact to accept one 372 00:14:03,348 --> 00:14:04,932 implies that you're ready for a particular type of future. 373 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,267 And while settling down in some ways sounds nice, 374 00:14:06,351 --> 00:14:07,435 it also means consciously deciding 375 00:14:07,477 --> 00:14:08,728 to enter your next chapter, 376 00:14:08,811 --> 00:14:09,771 and I'm still reading this chapter. 377 00:14:09,854 --> 00:14:10,938 I mean, I like this chapter. 378 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:14,275 ♪ You know, Kara? ♪ 379 00:14:14,317 --> 00:14:16,194 ♪ There is so much ahead ♪ 380 00:14:16,277 --> 00:14:17,612 ♪ A frightening endeavor ♪ 381 00:14:17,653 --> 00:14:19,238 ♪ A whole world to see ♪ 382 00:14:19,322 --> 00:14:22,033 ♪ Why can't right now Be forever? ♪ 383 00:14:22,116 --> 00:14:23,368 ♪ The future is limitless ♪ 384 00:14:23,451 --> 00:14:24,786 ♪ My present was great ♪ 385 00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:26,621 ♪ Tomorrow is coming and... ♪ 386 00:14:26,662 --> 00:14:29,540 -♪ I cannot wait ♪ -♪ Can't we just wait? ♪ 387 00:14:29,624 --> 00:14:33,878 ♪ For the future ♪ 388 00:14:41,135 --> 00:14:42,720 [newscaster] ...the ensuing mayhem 389 00:14:42,804 --> 00:14:45,640 revealed Henshaw to be some kind of Cyborg Superman 390 00:14:45,681 --> 00:14:48,184 capable of unbelievable acts of-- 391 00:14:48,267 --> 00:14:49,435 [turns off screen] 392 00:14:50,436 --> 00:14:52,897 They are scared of you, Hank. 393 00:14:53,731 --> 00:14:55,316 They have no reason to be. 394 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,317 I'm a hero. 395 00:14:56,401 --> 00:14:58,528 Heroes shows restraint. 396 00:14:58,611 --> 00:14:59,946 With the public against you, 397 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,823 we'll never be able to replace Superman. 398 00:15:01,864 --> 00:15:04,325 Eh, who cares what the masses think? 399 00:15:04,409 --> 00:15:05,660 We have the power. 400 00:15:05,701 --> 00:15:07,954 -I can do what I want. -[sword swishes] 401 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:10,039 That's close enough, Henshaw. 402 00:15:10,123 --> 00:15:11,707 Is it? 403 00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:12,875 [Wilson grunts] 404 00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:13,876 [grunts] 405 00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:17,422 [Wilson grunting] 406 00:15:19,841 --> 00:15:20,883 [Wilson grunts] 407 00:15:23,845 --> 00:15:25,596 [electricity crackling] 408 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,640 "We have the power"? 409 00:15:27,723 --> 00:15:29,016 No, Hank, 410 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,018 I have the power. 411 00:15:31,102 --> 00:15:34,564 And I can take yours away anytime I want. 412 00:15:35,398 --> 00:15:36,399 [grunting] No. 413 00:15:39,277 --> 00:15:41,654 [Zazzala] Mr. Olsen, we are so sorry. 414 00:15:41,737 --> 00:15:43,197 I hope this won't taint your experience at 415 00:15:43,281 --> 00:15:44,699 W.O.R.M.S., W.O.R.M.S., W.O.R.M.S. 416 00:15:44,782 --> 00:15:47,326 or your online review. [chuckles nervously] 417 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,371 Oh, my sweet human body. 418 00:15:50,455 --> 00:15:52,165 Anything else we can do? 419 00:15:52,248 --> 00:15:54,208 No, I've had a lovely, ti-- 420 00:15:54,292 --> 00:15:55,710 [screams] 421 00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:56,878 Oh, no. 422 00:15:56,961 --> 00:15:59,881 I'm not our, uh, chief biologist, 423 00:15:59,964 --> 00:16:01,257 but, I'll try to fix 424 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:04,177 whatever is wrong with you endoskeleton and uh-- 425 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:05,386 [Jimmy continues screaming] 426 00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:06,679 Tazzy! 427 00:16:06,762 --> 00:16:08,514 You've come back? 428 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,059 I'm so glad you're havin' a moment, 429 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,770 but I am human spaghetti here! 430 00:16:14,854 --> 00:16:16,898 [Clark] Look who I met on the boat, Lois? [chuckles] 431 00:16:16,939 --> 00:16:20,359 Welcome home, Bark Kent. [chuckles] 432 00:16:20,443 --> 00:16:22,403 Or Snowy? No, no, no. 433 00:16:22,445 --> 00:16:24,071 Uh, oh, I got it. I got it. 434 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,698 -How about Krypt-- -[call connects] 435 00:16:26,657 --> 00:16:28,326 Clark, I'm elastic now, 436 00:16:28,409 --> 00:16:29,494 and Tazzala-- 437 00:16:29,577 --> 00:16:30,411 -[electrical buzzing] -[screams] 438 00:16:30,453 --> 00:16:31,871 -[pants] -[blows] 439 00:16:31,954 --> 00:16:34,582 [breathing heavily] 440 00:16:34,624 --> 00:16:36,167 Oh, never mind. 441 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,877 She restored my endoskeleton. 442 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,920 Still, I could use some help. 443 00:16:39,962 --> 00:16:42,423 Jimmy, I'm always happy to help in emergencies. 444 00:16:42,465 --> 00:16:44,842 Keyword, emergency. 445 00:16:44,926 --> 00:16:45,885 -[groans] -[door opens] 446 00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:47,553 [Gigi] Jimmy Olsen! 447 00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:50,932 If I can't have you, nobody can. 448 00:16:53,184 --> 00:16:54,560 [can clinks] 449 00:16:54,602 --> 00:16:57,063 -[bones cracking] -[grunts] 450 00:16:58,022 --> 00:16:59,607 [hesitates] G... Gigi? 451 00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:00,775 [Gigi chuckles] 452 00:17:00,858 --> 00:17:03,945 No. My friends call me Gigi. 453 00:17:03,986 --> 00:17:08,114 [straining] You can call me... 454 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:10,159 Giganta! 455 00:17:10,243 --> 00:17:11,619 Okay, Giganta! 456 00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:12,786 We can still be friends. 457 00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:15,122 I didn't come here to make friends. 458 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,708 I came here to fall in love! 459 00:17:22,505 --> 00:17:23,922 [thuds loudly] 460 00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:27,677 [Jimmy screaming] 461 00:17:29,554 --> 00:17:30,930 -Jimmy? -[ground rumbling] 462 00:17:31,013 --> 00:17:32,306 [dog barking] 463 00:17:32,348 --> 00:17:36,143 Yeah! I'd say it's an emergency. 464 00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:38,312 [Lois] I mean, I love now. Now is good. 465 00:17:38,396 --> 00:17:40,106 But is it all downhill from here? 466 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:43,276 Is the future a slow, painful, inevitable decline? 467 00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:46,320 Earth's men are fascinated by me, Lois Lane. 468 00:17:46,404 --> 00:17:48,114 I will certainly beat Jimmy. 469 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:51,826 Look, this potential mate is displaying a fish he caught. 470 00:17:51,909 --> 00:17:53,119 And this potential mate 471 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,537 is also displaying a fish he caught. 472 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,539 -And this-- -They're all gonna have fish. 473 00:17:56,622 --> 00:17:57,665 [Jimmy] Help! 474 00:17:57,748 --> 00:18:00,459 -[screaming] -[ground rumbling] 475 00:18:00,543 --> 00:18:01,794 Lois Lane, 476 00:18:01,877 --> 00:18:03,671 I do not think I can find a date that big. 477 00:18:03,754 --> 00:18:05,381 Well, that's not what winning looks like. 478 00:18:05,464 --> 00:18:06,674 [Jimmy screaming indistinctly] 479 00:18:06,716 --> 00:18:08,884 [Giganta] Let's try this one more time. 480 00:18:08,968 --> 00:18:10,970 I'll make you gigantic, too. 481 00:18:11,053 --> 00:18:13,389 Then if you really hate it, we'll call it quits. 482 00:18:13,472 --> 00:18:15,016 Wait, how are you gonna make me gigantic? 483 00:18:15,057 --> 00:18:16,017 [gasps] Wait. 484 00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:17,643 You're the Distortionist? 485 00:18:17,685 --> 00:18:20,730 I'm not really into labels. 486 00:18:22,898 --> 00:18:24,317 [Jimmy screaming] 487 00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:27,903 [Giganta grunting] 488 00:18:29,071 --> 00:18:31,115 [Superman] Uh, I-I can't get to you, Jimmy. 489 00:18:31,198 --> 00:18:32,950 Oh, you better try. 490 00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:35,369 I-I can't stop her without hurting you. 491 00:18:35,411 --> 00:18:36,871 [Zazzala] Good news! 492 00:18:36,912 --> 00:18:38,164 You can save me? 493 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,040 No! 494 00:18:39,081 --> 00:18:41,167 We got back together! 495 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,628 Well, congratulations! 496 00:18:43,711 --> 00:18:47,798 We are so sorry for everything, especially the endoskeleton. 497 00:18:47,882 --> 00:18:49,717 I'm sorry, what endoskeleton? 498 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,218 Oh, they made my bones dissolve, 499 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,845 turned me into a rag doll. 500 00:18:52,928 --> 00:18:54,055 I called you about this. 501 00:18:54,138 --> 00:18:55,389 Were you not listening? 502 00:18:55,473 --> 00:18:57,683 [Jimmy screaming] 503 00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:58,851 Wait, wait, wait. 504 00:18:58,934 --> 00:19:01,604 Could you two affect her endoskeleton? 505 00:19:02,772 --> 00:19:04,565 We'd do anything for love. 506 00:19:04,649 --> 00:19:06,567 [Superman] Great, then follow me. 507 00:19:08,778 --> 00:19:12,573 [Giganta grunting, screams] 508 00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:18,204 -[clicks] -[grunts] 509 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:21,415 So this is how you treat someone... 510 00:19:21,457 --> 00:19:22,458 of... 511 00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:24,043 my stature. 512 00:19:30,007 --> 00:19:31,384 So gentle... 513 00:19:31,801 --> 00:19:33,094 So kind. 514 00:19:33,135 --> 00:19:34,512 Ma'am, I'm gonna stop you right there. 515 00:19:34,595 --> 00:19:36,097 I'm in a committed relationship. 516 00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:37,348 [Giganta snoring] 517 00:19:37,431 --> 00:19:38,683 Phew, thanks, Superman. 518 00:19:38,766 --> 00:19:40,851 I tell ya! Maybe I should get off the apps! 519 00:19:40,935 --> 00:19:42,436 -[grunts] -[body thuds] 520 00:19:42,478 --> 00:19:46,023 Don't lose your faith in scientific romance, James. 521 00:19:46,107 --> 00:19:47,441 If you stay, 522 00:19:47,525 --> 00:19:49,026 we'll give you a paid sponsorship from W.O.R.M.S. 523 00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:50,277 -[woman moaning] W.O.R.M.S. -And I'm back on. 524 00:19:50,361 --> 00:19:52,613 How about you, Mr. Superman? 525 00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:55,825 Huh? Oh. My appearance here is not an endorsement. 526 00:20:00,746 --> 00:20:02,790 Hm... 527 00:20:02,832 --> 00:20:04,417 [sighs in content] 528 00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:06,502 [Clark] There they are! 529 00:20:06,585 --> 00:20:07,461 How was the day? 530 00:20:07,545 --> 00:20:08,963 Excellent, Kal-El. 531 00:20:09,046 --> 00:20:11,340 Seventy-five potential mates have written to me, 532 00:20:11,424 --> 00:20:14,343 each one saying, "Sup?" 533 00:20:16,262 --> 00:20:17,430 Clark, 534 00:20:17,513 --> 00:20:19,140 can I ask you something? 535 00:20:19,181 --> 00:20:20,349 What is it, Lois? 536 00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:22,435 I don't that I'm ready for all this. 537 00:20:22,518 --> 00:20:23,644 What do you mean? 538 00:20:23,728 --> 00:20:26,313 The farm, kids, dog. 539 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,441 Is that not what you want? 540 00:20:28,524 --> 00:20:30,317 I do want that. 541 00:20:30,401 --> 00:20:31,944 But... 542 00:20:32,027 --> 00:20:34,405 I'm scared to lose what we have right now. 543 00:20:34,488 --> 00:20:37,491 Adventure, freedom, fun. 544 00:20:37,533 --> 00:20:38,993 I just don't want our lives 545 00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:41,454 to shrink to the size of a model farm. 546 00:20:41,537 --> 00:20:42,913 Oh. 547 00:20:42,997 --> 00:20:43,998 Oh. 548 00:20:44,039 --> 00:20:45,124 I hadn't thought about that, I-- 549 00:20:45,207 --> 00:20:46,751 [Kara] I'm the winner here. 550 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,335 -You just need to admit it. -[Jimmy] Mine looked great-- 551 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,129 [Kara] How many matches did you get, Jimmy? 552 00:20:50,212 --> 00:20:51,130 [Jimmy] One, 553 00:20:51,213 --> 00:20:53,841 but she was as tall as 100. 554 00:20:53,924 --> 00:20:54,842 You know what? 555 00:20:54,925 --> 00:20:56,177 I never made you breakfast. 556 00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:58,345 And how are you gonna make it up to me? 557 00:20:58,387 --> 00:20:59,722 Let's get brunch tomorrow. 558 00:20:59,805 --> 00:21:02,850 Just the two of us and we'll find our future. 559 00:21:02,933 --> 00:21:04,101 Together. 560 00:21:08,439 --> 00:21:10,483 [ominous music playing] 561 00:21:26,791 --> 00:21:28,083 Hurry! 562 00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:29,752 We don't have much time. 563 00:21:33,214 --> 00:21:35,424 [ground rumbling] 564 00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:37,802 [blasting] 565 00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:45,851 Go! 566 00:21:45,935 --> 00:21:47,311 But I can help! 567 00:21:47,895 --> 00:21:49,647 [screeching] 568 00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:51,315 The only way you can help us now 569 00:21:51,398 --> 00:21:53,859 is by making sure this never happens. 570 00:21:53,943 --> 00:21:54,944 Go! 571 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:57,446 No! 572 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,745 [closing theme music playing]