1 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,593 [Clark] No more secrets, right? 2 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:16,056 So... Here's the rest of me. 3 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:18,226 -[rumbling] -[both gasp] 4 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:19,894 [high-pitched voice] What? 5 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,354 [obelisks thuds] 6 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:24,649 I can't-- It's a ship! Lois, it's a spaceship! 7 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:26,151 Look at the pointy boys! 8 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:27,527 They're obelisks. 9 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,571 They project holograms and transport material-- 10 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:32,656 [Jimmy] this is the greatest day of my life! 11 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:35,326 I know I lied. 12 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:38,163 -I can't erase that. -[Lois] Then we start over. 13 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,498 Hey, big guy. I'm Lois Lane. 14 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:41,249 What's your name? 15 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,250 [chuckles softly] 16 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:44,336 Uh, Clark Kent. 17 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:47,047 Though sometimes I go by Superman. 18 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,341 Wow, that seems like a great name, 19 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:52,844 given to you by someone especially talented. 20 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:53,887 Where do you come from? 21 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,305 [Clark] Outer space. 22 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:57,849 What planet or where, I... I have no idea. 23 00:00:57,932 --> 00:00:59,184 What can you do? 24 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:02,354 I'm still figuring that out. [chuckles] 25 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:06,649 Why did you bring me here? Really. 26 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,069 I brought you here because there's no bad guys, 27 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,112 no robots, and absolutely nothing 28 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:14,366 to interrupt me when I ask you this, 29 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:18,787 Lois Lane, will you go on a date with me? 30 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:22,791 [opening music playing] 31 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,398 Have no fear, your wingman is here. 32 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,566 Let's get ready for tonight's... 33 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:51,069 [mumbling] Okay, all right. 34 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:54,197 So, what is happening here, buddy? 35 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,782 Jimmy! Great timing. 36 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,450 You can help me chart out the dates. 37 00:01:57,575 --> 00:01:59,035 -What? -[Clark groans] 38 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,537 This is our first official date. 39 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,247 So I've plotted a route and timed it, 40 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:03,665 because I'm taking Lois out 41 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:05,792 for the most romantic evening of her life. 42 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,752 I'll fly in to pick her up at 6:45. 43 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:10,005 The cherry blossoms in the Park bloom at exactly seven o'clock, 44 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,590 so we'll have 15 minutes to get to the romantic rooftop view, 45 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,968 which we'll savor for, uh, 31 minutes 46 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,011 before flying to Lois's 47 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,429 favorite restaurant at 7:50 48 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:18,930 for our 8:00 p.m. reservation, 49 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:20,557 then coffee at 9:30! 50 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,226 So, you finally got a date with the girl of your dreams, 51 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,978 and your first move is to make a flow chart? 52 00:02:26,103 --> 00:02:27,480 And a map. 53 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:30,191 Seems like you're putting a lot of pressure on this. 54 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,652 Well, it has to be perfect. 55 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:33,611 Lois deserves it. 56 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:36,197 One night with no talking gorillas, 57 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,991 or freeze-ray bank robbers. 58 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:41,202 Just me and her. 59 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,663 Oh, I forgot about the swans taking flight at 7:45. 60 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:46,291 -Oh, okay. [mumbling] -Well, have fun losing your mind. 61 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:47,459 I'm going to go hang out at Lois's 62 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,085 where it's normal, and-- 63 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:50,337 [Lois] Hmm, yeah. 64 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,255 -Mmm-hmm. -Nope. She's lost it too. 65 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:55,633 Jimmy! Great. I think I figured out the perfect gift for Clark. 66 00:02:55,716 --> 00:02:59,262 Oh, a collection of crazed notes written on loose leaf paper. 67 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,638 [Lois] No, no, no. 68 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,974 His past. 69 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:05,310 Every time I've hit a block, Clark's been there for me, 70 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,936 you know, in one form or another. 71 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,980 And I wanna give him back something in return. 72 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:10,690 I can't fly or fight robots. 73 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:13,485 But investigating, finding answers? This is what I can do. 74 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,487 I've started my research, gonna crush it, 75 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,781 and I'm ready to meet Clark ten minutes early. 76 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:18,948 I'm perfect. 77 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,034 Now, if you'll excuse me. 78 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,619 [exclaims] Sweatpants! 79 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:23,787 And there it is. 80 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,997 Ugh! I left my dress at the drycleaners. 81 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:27,832 I'm gonna be late! 82 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,503 [trilling] 83 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:34,798 [tense music playing] 84 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,591 Most of us own at least one drycleanable item. 85 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:40,011 Not all of us can wear the same blue jacket every day. 86 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,222 And done. 87 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:45,100 I can do this. It's just me and Lois, 88 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:48,269 and no weird Superman stuff to ruin it. [laughs] 89 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,521 [knocking on door] 90 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,190 Superman. 91 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:53,900 I'm Mr. Mxyzptlk, 92 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:57,028 an interdimensional peacekeeper, and I need your help. 93 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:57,987 [door shuts] 94 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,531 Nope. 95 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,199 I'm charged with the safety of the multiverse, son. 96 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:05,036 So I need you to put on your suit and come with me. 97 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,871 Okay, look, I'm not Superman. 98 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,707 -I'm just, uh... -Mild-mannered Clark Kent. 99 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:10,625 Wannabe reporter with superpowers. 100 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:14,713 Nice try, sport, but Clark is Superman in almost every reality, 101 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,298 This Earth, Earth 12, Earth 50, Earth 508, 102 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,757 Weird Earth, the works. 103 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,053 How did you... How did you... 104 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:23,555 Was I a crab? 105 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,890 There are infinite universes out there, pal, 106 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:28,393 and infinite Supermen. 107 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:30,854 But I'm here because Lois Lane is in danger. 108 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:33,982 Your Lois Lane. 109 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:37,152 She's been kidnapped by a gang of inter-dimensional criminals. 110 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,070 -[Lois groaning] -[Mr. Mxyzptlk] These people, 111 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,489 they're ruthless. 112 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,950 But if you're sure you're not Superman-- 113 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,536 Where is she? 114 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,997 I can get you to their hideout, but, uh, oh... 115 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,874 It's got measures to stop me from portaling in. 116 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,584 You'll have to break through their security. 117 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,462 Whatever it takes to save Lois. 118 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,047 I knew I could count on you. 119 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,590 You're the Dependable Clark. 120 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,592 [chuckles] Now let's go. 121 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,555 [both exclaiming] 122 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,352 [cell phone buzzing] 123 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,273 Huh. No response. 124 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:17,317 Good. That gives me time to change. 125 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:18,860 [gasps] 126 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,821 [intense music playing] 127 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:24,366 [female voice] Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen of Earth 12, 128 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,409 you need to come with us. 129 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,953 Why? Who are you people? 130 00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:30,497 Lois Lane? 131 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:31,790 I'm Lois Lane. 132 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,542 That's Lois Lane. And that's Lewis Lane. 133 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:37,754 We are the League of Lois Lanes. 134 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,131 And your Clark Kent is in danger. 135 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,384 [Lois] Huh? 136 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,471 [yells, grunts] 137 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:48,890 [groaning] 138 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:50,642 -Where are we? -[Mr. Mxyzptlk panting] 139 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:52,060 Hey! Are you okay? 140 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:55,814 I'm fine. Just not as strong as I used to be. 141 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:56,940 [chuckles softly] 142 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,983 And this is the kidnapper's lair. 143 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,902 They're... They're inside and so is Lois. 144 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:03,113 Quick, she doesn't have much time. 145 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:06,491 -[gate rumbles] -[Clark grunts] 146 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,702 Huh? Whoa! 147 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,829 Oops! Ow! 148 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:14,040 You gotta look out for their guard dog, too. 149 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,709 [trilling] 150 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,046 [exhilarating music playing] 151 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,801 [gasps] What? 152 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,219 [Leader Lois] Welcome to the flagship 153 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:28,722 of the interdimensional peacekeeping force, 154 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,390 The League of Lois Lanes. 155 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:31,933 [device beeps] 156 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,977 We were founded by Lois Prime, 157 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,855 the first Lois to discover the multiverse. 158 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,107 We protect every dimension, 159 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:42,694 recruiting only the best Loises to help. 160 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,571 Usually after our first Pulitzer, 161 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,114 around our 21st birthday. 162 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:47,782 Oh, um, I'm... I'm 23. 163 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:51,661 So... You were reporters before then? 164 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:52,954 Ooh, which Lois are you? 165 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,622 -My name's Jalana Olsen. -[Jimmy gasps] 166 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,125 And unfortunately, it seems I'm you. 167 00:06:57,207 --> 00:07:00,378 Many Olsens are also a part of the league. 168 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,756 This brings us to why you're here. 169 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,508 This is Mxyzptlk. 170 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,719 He calls himself a "Chaos God." 171 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,972 We managed to disarm him, but as we were taking him in, 172 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:15,477 a portal opened to a previously unknown universe, yours. 173 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,187 He escaped into it. 174 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,480 If I ever get my hands 175 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,023 on the jerks who helped that gorilla 176 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,734 and the brain who opened that stupid portal-- 177 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,070 Why do you need us for this Mr. Mxyzptlk? 178 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,781 Because your Clark is helping him. 179 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:30,867 What? Clark would never help a bad guy. 180 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,369 [scoffs] 181 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,703 No one's saying that. 182 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,663 But we tracked Mxy here, 183 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:38,625 and now your Clark and Mxy are missing. 184 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,210 Lois, we need your help. 185 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,171 To find him, of course! I'll do what I do best, 186 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:44,631 investigate. Ah! 187 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:46,841 [computer trilling] 188 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,221 Excellent. 189 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,848 Once the scanner analyzes your dimensions' tachyons, 190 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,600 we'll be able to find your Clark. 191 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:58,186 Oh. That's what you needed. 192 00:07:58,269 --> 00:07:59,312 Good. Great. 193 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,648 If it helps Clark, then-- 194 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:05,402 You have no idea what you're dealing with, do you? 195 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,028 Not now. 196 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,281 [chuckles] Give us a moment, will ya? 197 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,951 -In the meantime, make yourself at home. -[Jimmy whoops] 198 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,121 Just not in there. 199 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,541 [device warbling] 200 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:28,299 [gasps, chuckles] 201 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,551 [Clark grunts] 202 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:30,802 -Ah! -Great. 203 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,263 Now, you smash and I grab. 204 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,558 Wait. Are... Are you robbing this place? 205 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,436 [laughs] No. Of course not. 206 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,520 We're robbing this place. 207 00:08:41,645 --> 00:08:44,232 -What? No. -Hey, look, there's the good stuff. 208 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,234 -[clattering] -[grunts] 209 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,239 Where is Lois? 210 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,533 Metropolis, probably. How should I know? 211 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,828 Ooh, Cosmic Rod, Flight Ring... 212 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,163 Ah! 213 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,583 Here we go. 214 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:04,002 Lois was never in danger, was she? 215 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:07,839 No. Lois was never in danger. 216 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,091 I deceived you. I lied. 217 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,426 Why? 218 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:14,220 Because portal-proof vaults are a huge inconvenience, 219 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,681 and you are very strong. 220 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:20,852 [chuckles] But you're not the quickest guy from planet Krypton, are you? 221 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:25,190 Wha... uh... Krypton? Is... Is that where-- 222 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,608 Help me break this glass. 223 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,443 -No! -Oh, that's okay. 224 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,195 I got it. [grunts] Yeah. 225 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,655 [snickers] 226 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,868 -Stop! -[exclaims] 227 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,621 You are going to put that back, and I will turn you over 228 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,373 to whatever authorities deal with you, 229 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:46,878 and then Lois and I are going on a perfect, normal date! 230 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,214 [laughs] 231 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:53,301 Normal? You are never going to be normal. 232 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,178 I have seen countless yous, 233 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,556 and it is your fate to always be different, 234 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,725 and weird, and alone. 235 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,727 And you may be stronger than me, 236 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,229 but can you stop me? 237 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,106 [snickers] I think... 238 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,899 [groans] 239 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,403 -[shuddering] -[sighs] 240 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,571 You're not okay. 241 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:16,533 No. I lost something dear to me. 242 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,035 I'm less... than I was, 243 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,414 but strong enough for one last trick. 244 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,917 No, no, no! 245 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,127 Hey! 246 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,878 I thought now would be a perfect time to get 247 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,797 some footage for my next Flamebird update. 248 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:34,592 This week's episode is definitely gonna be about the multiverse. 249 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,720 Wait. You're a Flamebird? 250 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,763 Out of all the Olsens in the multiverse, 251 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,432 I've never met another one. 252 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:41,850 Oh, what's the coolest thing you've seen? 253 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,143 Mine's the decaying remains 254 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,978 of the secret government laboratory 255 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,521 that definitely did not have a gorilla or a brain in it. 256 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,440 Telepathic Horse! 257 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,108 I'll show you! 258 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,609 -Don't, don't make us watch. -Not... Not again! Come on. 259 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,779 Ha-ha! It's time, bird-lievers! 260 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:58,283 Equus Mensa. Hippos Telepathia. 261 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,367 Comet. 262 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,286 The telepathic horse has many names. 263 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:05,040 All right. What are you hiding? 264 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,627 [system trilling] 265 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:13,757 [automated voice] Lois, Earth 52, multiple award-winning reporter. 266 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,969 Earth 24, received key to the city at 19. 267 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:21,222 Lois, Earth 1, "Ready to meet with Dad." 268 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,808 Hmm. 269 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:27,687 "Superman-File X. Redacted?" 270 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,189 What does that mean? 271 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,609 Restricted. Access at headquarters only. 272 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,402 So, where is headquarters? 273 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,989 [Leader Lois in distance] Everybody downstairs! 274 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,786 [system trilling] 275 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,537 [Leader Lois] Analysis complete. 276 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,623 We found Mxy and Clark. 277 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,334 They just jumped to Earth 14... 278 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:53,380 after robbing Earth Prime's Space and Superhero Museum. 279 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:54,839 I knew it. 280 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,384 No, this... this has to be a misunderstanding. 281 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:58,468 You know Clark. 282 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,053 Your Clarks. 283 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:03,640 You know he'd never do something like this, uh, right? 284 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:08,186 Maybe you don't know Superman as well as you think you do. 285 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,438 -[system trilling] -Coordinates set. 286 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,690 League, get ready. 287 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,650 We go after them in three, two... 288 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,026 [whooshes] 289 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,366 [Mr. Mxyzptlk] The scene is set. 290 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:26,371 All we have to do... [coughs] is wait for them to show up. 291 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,622 Wait for who to show up? 292 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,165 -[wind blowing] -[Clark yells] 293 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:37,841 So what do we do? 294 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,759 Uh, what are those? 295 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,886 Only thing that'll take down a Clark. 296 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,513 What do you mean, take down? 297 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,390 Neutralize the Kryptonian. 298 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,892 He's too powerful to give the benefit of the doubt. 299 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,686 No. I won't let you do this. 300 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,312 -We know. -[gasps] 301 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,400 You didn't grab us to help you. 302 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,736 [gun cocks] 303 00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,030 Lois, you're not league material, 304 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,074 but you're enough like us to cause problems. 305 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,242 Keep 'em separated. 306 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,412 [muffled] No! Let me out! 307 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,372 Don't do this! 308 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:13,084 -Watch Olsen. He could be trouble. -[Jalana] Hmm. 309 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:18,089 [Mr. Mxyzptlk] Well, well. If it isn't Lois, Lois, and what's his name? 310 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,258 But there's something wrong with this picture. 311 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:23,928 All these Loises and not one Clark. 312 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:25,221 Got you. 313 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,932 It's him. Fire! 314 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,269 Ah! [grunts] 315 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:32,687 -[gun fires] -[Clark yelling] 316 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,564 [both grunting] 317 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,150 [groans] 318 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,612 What is... this? 319 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:41,863 [gasps] 320 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,865 -Clark! -No, Jimmy. 321 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,784 I thought we were Flamebros. 322 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,118 I'm sorry. 323 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,747 [Clark groaning, gasping] 324 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,874 The Clark is neutralized. 325 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,126 Now for you, criminal-- 326 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,545 What? Spread out! 327 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,798 He still has some of his illusion powers! 328 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,257 We don't stop until we find-- 329 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,802 -[portal whooshing] -[spaceship whirring] 330 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,262 Our Lois is still aboard! 331 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,268 No! 332 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,978 [Leader Lois] Lewis, rig our gauntlets 333 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,730 to pierce the space between worlds. 334 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,232 We can't let Mxy get away. 335 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,609 I'll keep an eye on Superman. 336 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,322 Yes! [chuckles] 337 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,158 And Mxy lived happily ever-- 338 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,743 -[gun cocks] -[gasps] 339 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:32,664 You've got exactly ten seconds to turn this ship around. 340 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,499 Oh, come on! 341 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,836 I went through some really excellent lies 342 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,755 to avoid this exact scenario. 343 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:43,383 Caught by Participation Trophy Lois. 344 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,176 [automated voice] Coordinates requested, 345 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,761 League Headquarters. 346 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,763 Master Key required. 347 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,473 Wait. League Headquarters. 348 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,434 -You know where it is? -I don't. 349 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,060 But Lois Prime did. 350 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,021 Which is why I nabbed her recorder. 351 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,608 You're not gonna try to stop me. 352 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:04,320 The other Loises are hiding something from me about Superman. 353 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,531 So you're gonna take us to HQ 354 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,034 and I'm gonna find out what it is. 355 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,869 You met a legion of yourself, 356 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:15,290 and the first thing you did was suspect them of lying? 357 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,542 Lois Prime would've loved you. 358 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,252 And why is that? 359 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,505 Because she didn't trust anyone either, 360 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,550 which is why she kept a secret backup master key. 361 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,762 And now I know which Lois you are. 362 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,930 You're the fun one! 363 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,238 This place is beautiful. 364 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,491 Eh, it's a little pretentious, in my opinion. 365 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,242 I know I can't trust anything you say, 366 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,078 but I might as well ask, 367 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,081 what do you know about Clark? 368 00:15:56,164 --> 00:16:00,669 Lots. But it'll be way more fun to watch you figure it out. 369 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,256 [door closes] 370 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,888 Here you go. The knowledge of the multiverse 371 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,306 at your fingertips. 372 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,310 [typing] 373 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:21,981 This is a file? 374 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,109 How... How does... How does it work? 375 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,652 What am I supposed to do with this? 376 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,030 [sensors buzzing] 377 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,156 -[beeps] -[gasps] 378 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,783 Ah! 379 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,952 [grunting] 380 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,955 Sorry, Fun Lois, It's been real-- 381 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,500 But it's now time to take back what's mine. 382 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,215 I'm back! 383 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,134 [laughs maliciously] 384 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,304 [panting] 385 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,347 [screams] 386 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,640 [yelling] 387 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,559 [groans] 388 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,061 Now, I'm going to need to get you off my back. 389 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:02,480 [chuckles] All of you. 390 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,148 -So... -[sensor beeps] 391 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,152 [system buzzing] 392 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,574 Oh, look. It's the League of Loser Lanes 393 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,117 getting in my way. 394 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,661 -Lois. -No, he's got the hat! 395 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,207 [evil laughter] 396 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,715 [all grunting] 397 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,051 [Clark grunts] 398 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,390 I'm so glad you're okay. 399 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,100 [both] I'm sorry I ruined our date. 400 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,810 No, Lois, this is my fault. 401 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,188 I wanted to give you a normal first date 402 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,148 without any Superman weirdness, 403 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,192 but I... I ruined it before it even started. 404 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,194 No, no, no. I'm sorry. 405 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,946 I've seen the files. I'm literally the worst Lois 406 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,281 -in the multiverse. -[Clark] No. 407 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:54,783 You would be better off with anyone else. 408 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,451 Lois... 409 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,869 You're the only Lois for me. 410 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,079 I'm annoying. 411 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,206 You're dedicated. I'm weird. 412 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,624 You're amazing. 413 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,877 I love going on adventures with you, Clark. 414 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,212 I love your brilliance. 415 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,838 I love your kindness. 416 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:09,881 I love... 417 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,591 I love... 418 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,511 [fireworks bursting] 419 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,849 Hey, not to be a bummer, 420 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,977 but could you stop making out before the Chaos God blows us up! 421 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,146 [Mr. Mxyzptlk laughing] 422 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,107 [yells] 423 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:30,610 [laughs] 424 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,821 [Mr. Mxyzptlk yells] 425 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,614 [laughing] 426 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,243 [grunting] 427 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:39,911 I have an idea! 428 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,705 [Mr. Mxyzptlk laughing] 429 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,332 Huh? 430 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,420 Enough of this. 431 00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:50,422 [snickering] 432 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,591 [Clark grunting] 433 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,428 [Mr. Mxyzptlk grunts] 434 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,513 [Mr. Mxyzptlk] Ha! 435 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:00,807 Ha! 436 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,775 [Clark yells] 437 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,485 [grunting] 438 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,947 Goodbye, Dependable Clark. 439 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:21,119 Hello, Mxyzptlk, God of Chaos. 440 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,371 You're not strong enough to best me. 441 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,915 [Clark] But I am strong enough... [groans] 442 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,459 for one last trick. 443 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:31,921 [gasps] 444 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,716 No, no. 445 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,301 -[Jimmy grunts] -[Mr. Mxyzptlk yells] 446 00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:41,681 [grunting] 447 00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:43,475 [groans] 448 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,645 [automated voice] Self-destruct, deactivated. 449 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,817 [sighs] It's over, Mxy. 450 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,778 As for you three-- 451 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,988 -Where did they go? -Sorry, Captain. 452 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,990 They grabbed a gauntlet while we were busy. 453 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,077 The computer's too fried to find their universe's coordinates again. 454 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:06,748 Ugh! Let's just put this one in confinement and call it a day. 455 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,249 [device trills] 456 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,420 [all grunting] 457 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:14,422 Yes! You can always trust the Flamebro 458 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,007 to have your back. 459 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,217 What time is it? 460 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,219 9:30 p.m. 461 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,512 -[Lois exclaims] -Oh, I'm... 462 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,139 -[Clark chuckles] -...so tired. [chuckles] 463 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,766 Uh, better go. Bye. 464 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:27,852 [exclaims softly] 465 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:32,023 So, uh, Lois, um... 466 00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:35,610 It's too late for dinner, but I was thinking... 467 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,030 Treat me to coffee, Smallville? 468 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:45,954 [sighs] 469 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,789 [humming] 470 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:48,873 [sighs] 471 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,045 Huh, how do you work? 472 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,672 [beeps] 473 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:02,887 What? 474 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:06,975 [people screaming] 475 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,685 [people screaming] 476 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,318 Have you figured it out yet? 477 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,279 [gasps] 478 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,613 Weren't you in jail? 479 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:22,991 I was! It didn't take. 480 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,618 Besides, your drama is too fun to miss. 481 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,205 Is this some kind of trick? 482 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,499 Oh, no. It's the truth. 483 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:35,295 Just like not every Lois wins a Pulitzer... 484 00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:40,008 Not every Superman is good. 485 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,763 [Mr. Mxyzptlk snickers] 486 00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,974 This just got interesting. 487 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,768 -What is it? -Sorry. 488 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:53,063 It'll be much more fun to watch you figure it out. 489 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,856 [chuckles] Ta-ta! 490 00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:01,404 [dramatic music playing]