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Return to a place
where you are at peace
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and reflect
on the idea of impermanence.
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The universe keeps moving
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and nothing
will remain as it is,
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good or bad.
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By embracing inevitable change,
we free ourselves from anxiety.
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Now,
take one more deep breath in.
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One, two, three, four, five.
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And out.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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I hope you enjoyed
this calming midday meditation,
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and that you welcome
the rest of your day
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with love and compassion.
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And when you are ready,
open your eyes.
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Whatever you say, dude.
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Hello?
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Shit, Cheryl.
It's the Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Again? Weren't they just here?
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I don't know.
Maybe it's the Mormons.
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I just saw a smiling
young person with pamphlets.
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- I looked out the window, but I don't think she saw me.
- -What do we do?
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Hi.
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I did see you,
and I can hear you.
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I'm just selling solar panels.
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That's just what they
say to make you open up.
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No hablo ingles!
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Go, go, go!
Maybe she won't notice.
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Get in, get in!
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Do you really think
the world is going to end?
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No, I think we're doing great.
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The Dow is breaking records,
so it's fine
that the planet is melting,
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and think of all that empathy
we've learned from social media.
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Didn't we talk
about the sarcasm?
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Sarcasm is the least
of my problems.
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Sarah, I know you're sick
of hearing me say this
over and over again,
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but you really need to accept
that there are certain things
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that are always going
to be out of your control.
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Why dwell on what
you cannot change?
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Oh, I get it now.
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So I just stop worrying and the
existential dread will vanish.
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Why didn't I think of that?
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Sarcasm.
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Fine, okay, yeah.
I just won't think.
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That's not what I said.
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Well, it kind of is.
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It's really hard
to think without worrying.
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The world sucks,
haven't you noticed?
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But for the thousandth time,
you can't control those things.
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You shouldn't waste your energy.
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Okay, but I do,
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because what's the point
of putting any effort
into anything long term
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if I'm not going
to make it to 50?
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I mean, Jesus,
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how the fuck do people
have kids in a world like this?
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I mean, best case, right,
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my body and mind
slowly fall apart.
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And then I just die, I guess?
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A lot of people your age
start to realize
that they won't live forever.
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Maybe this is more
about you coming to terms
with your mortality.
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I mean, I definitely don't
feel invincible anymore.
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But dying doesn't sound
as bad as it used to.
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Have you thought about
hurting yourself?
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No.
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No, no! That's not what I meant.
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Uh-huh. Well...
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It's important
that you feel safe here
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and know that you can
tell me anything.
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No, really, I'm fine.
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Okay, what I meant is
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maybe death isn't
the worst thing possible.
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Like I'm not afraid of dying
in the apocalypse as much
as I'm afraid of surviving it.
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Meaning?
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Okay, for example,
dying in a nuclear blast.
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It's quick, you're ash before
you even knew it happened.
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But trying to survive
in the radioactive hellscape
that comes after that?
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Yeah. Imagine having that
in your brain all the time,
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then being told
to just not worry about it.
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You need to focus more
on the real world.
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Spend some time
with actual people.
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I don't see
how that will help anything.
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Sarah, people need people.
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You need people.
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All right, well,
we have to wrap it up.
Same time next week?
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Isn't this supposed
to be making me feel better?
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It's a process.
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Yeah, but...
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I've been coming here every week
for the last two years,
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-paying a small fortune
in co-pays.
-It takes time.
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How much time?
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Do you think
we've made progress?
Because I don't see any.
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The progress
isn't always obvious.
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But no, I don't think we've
quite found the breakthrough
we've been looking for yet.
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-So you mean that...
-I'm sorry,
we're really out of time.
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I'll see you next week.
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Come on, I have
other shit to do, you know?
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So, are you excited
for Friday night?
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What's Friday night?
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Fuck! I completely forgot.
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Sure you did.
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-Do I have to?
-Yes!
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You need to get out more
and stop being such a hermit.
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What's wrong
with being a hermit?
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Ugh, who is this guy anyway?
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My brother's friend Tucker.
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He was just one of
the indistinguishable douchey
bros back in high school.
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But now, he's
a successful entrepreneur
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and somehow got very cute.
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Your brother's friend? Really?
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That's not confidence inspiring.
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Yeah, I guess Brian
hasn't always been
the best judge of character.
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-So I can bail?
-No.
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You're going, end of debate.
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Anyway, I'm sure
he's much more mature now.
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-Just because you got fired
from your dream job...
-Laid off.
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I was laid off.
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Fired, laid off, whatever.
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Having to sell shit door-to-door
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doesn't give you an excuse to
stay mad at the world forever.
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We need to get you
out of this rut.
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Who says I'm in a rut?
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Look at you.
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All the hope is drained
from your eyes.
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Instead of enjoying
the best years of your life,
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you're fast-tracking it
to the cat lady phase.
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Look. Ever since we met on
the first day of kindergarten,
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have I ever steered you wrong?
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Yeah, fairly consistently.
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And we only met
because you bit me.
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Doesn't matter.
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As your best friend, I insist.
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Fine.
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But I'm only doing this for you.
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Yay! Trust me,
you'll have a great time.
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I'll make sure
he texts you the deets.
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Now come on,
I have to get in five miles
before it gets dark.
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Sarah! How's it going?
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Hey Barry, all right. You?
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Feeling good, feeling good.
Just got back from Vermont.
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Hey, I got some great shrooms
if you need any.
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I'm good.
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Thanks, though.
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Cool. Cool.
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Yeah, so also, I hate
to be like a capitalist but...
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I need you get me
the rent at some point.
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Yeah, sorry, of course.
I'll get you a check tomorrow.
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Right on! Power to the people.
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You too.
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I mean... yeah.
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...discovered in the ruins
of ancient civilizations
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that contain technology
that is impossible for them
to have developed on their own.
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When you look at it objectively,
the only explanation
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is the intervention
of a much more advanced race,
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which in all likelihood would
have had to have been
extraterrestrial in origin.
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Yeah, so I have no idea
why my wife bothered calling you
in the first place.
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We've never needed
any of this green bullshit.
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And we certainly
don't need it now.
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It's the god damned...
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Hey, Mom.
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Hey honey, how's it going?
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Um, it's good,
just got done with work.
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Oh, good. Make any sales?
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What do you think?
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Oh, well, it'll get better soon.
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Probably not.
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You could always go back
to actually using
your very expensive degree.
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Nah, I enjoy
being underemployed.
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Oh, come on, you're capable
of so much more. I...
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You know, I'm actually not
in the mood to be reminded
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of my vast achievements
in underachieving.
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Okay, fine.
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Just know that I believe
in you and think you're
amazingly smart and talented.
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Do you have anything
planned for the weekend?
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Ugh. Yeah.
Thanks for reminding me.
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Oh yeah? What's going on?
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Kayla is forcing me
to go on a date
with her brother's friend.
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Oh, well! When is it?
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Tonight. Tried to get out
of it, but here I am.
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Have you picked a cute outfit?
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Hmm, I kind of figured I would
go with something casual.
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Why not be myself, you know?
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Oh, come on.
You should get dressed up.
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You only get
one first impression.
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Yes, Mother.
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Don't "Yes, Mother" me.
You know I'm right.
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Just not him, not him.
Please not him, not him.
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Fuck.
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Hey, you must be Sarah.
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-Tucker?
-The one and only.
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Sorry. I was running a bit late.
Have you been waiting long?
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Oh, it's no problemo.
I threw back a few brews.
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You know, they got
a great beer list.
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Oh, that's... cool, I guess.
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Oh, well sorry again
for running behind.
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Do you want to see
if our table's ready?
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You sure you don't want
a drink first?
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Uh, well,
I'm pretty hungry and...
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Come on, just one drink.
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You look like a vodka soda girl.
Hey Tiffany...
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Uh no, I am
actually trying to stay away
from alcohol right now.
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Oh. Weird.
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Well, let's do
this thing, right?
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Mmm.
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So we sold that company
last year, which left me
pretty flush with cash.
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I traveled for a while, saw some
pretty amazing places and...
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Oh, have you ever been
to Ecuador?
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I've been to Canada.
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Oh. Yeah, that's cool, I guess.
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Anyways, you should definitely
check out South America
if you get the chance.
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Spending time with the natives
was just so... sick.
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I can't even explain.
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Anyways, I thought I had
everything I ever wanted
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and I just started to feel
kind of empty inside.
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Like nothing was doing it
for me, you know?
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Thanks.
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Anyways, I just wanted
to do something
that mattered, you know?
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So that's when I started
my new company.
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And what's this new company?
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We offer
an instant delivery service
for locally sourced IPAs.
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Uh-huh.
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I mean, it's going great so far,
and it feels really rewarding
doing something.
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It's like building
the community.
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Something to make
a difference, you know?
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Now, I don't really do
any of the delivering
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or the lifting or the funding,
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but luckily the investors
hopped right on board
for this one, so...
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Looks like we'll have
a pretty big payday
when we sell in a few years.
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Mm-hm.
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Anyways, now that we had this
nice meal, what do you say we go
back to my place and smash?
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I know. You want some of this.
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Uh... no, thanks.
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-Really?
-Yeah. I just want to go home.
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Wait, I buy you this nice meal
and you're not even gonna
let me hit that?
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I wasn't planning on it, no.
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That's pretty weak.
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Uh, okay, yeah.
You want to go home?
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We can go back
to your place, I guess.
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I'm sorry, I need to ask this,
you know, for clarity.
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Do you think this went well?
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Well... yeah.
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I mean, like, I'm a nine, right?
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And you're like, maybe, a six
on a good day.
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So yeah, I thought
it was a pretty sure bet.
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Really?
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Okay. Uh, wow.
245
00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:18,145
Um, so first off, I sat here
and kept my mouth shut
246
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,583
and indulged
about an hour of your
startup bro bragging bullshit
247
00:16:21,616 --> 00:16:23,551
about
how you're saving the world
248
00:16:23,585 --> 00:16:25,720
delivering shitty beer
to a bunch of hipsters
249
00:16:25,753 --> 00:16:28,288
living in apartments
paid for by their parents.
250
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:33,093
It's a stupid business idea,
and frankly, it's not giving
back to the community.
251
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,229
They can just walk
to the fucking store.
252
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,765
And second off,
you're like an eight, all right?
Okay, at best.
253
00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:39,466
So just fucking
get over yourself.
254
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,603
Look, okay.
That's pretty harsh, babe.
255
00:16:42,236 --> 00:16:45,038
And don't fucking call me babe.
256
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,575
Relax, sweetie.
257
00:16:47,609 --> 00:16:49,376
Why don't we
just go back to my place?
258
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,613
-We'll have a drink.
-Seriously?
259
00:16:51,646 --> 00:16:53,413
Yeah. Let's go.
260
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,650
You, you don't get it,
all right?
261
00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:59,186
You are a walking example
of everything
that is wrong with this world.
262
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:02,757
I would gladly
push you off a cliff
before I slept with you.
263
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:08,195
So you can just go home,
turn on some weird Japanese porn
and literally fuck yourself.
264
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:13,467
And also, what the hell kind
of rich guy tips ten percent?
265
00:17:16,738 --> 00:17:20,307
Whoo, cuckoo.
266
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,811
Must be that time of the month,
you know what I mean?
267
00:19:37,779 --> 00:19:41,783
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen!
It's your favorite host here.
268
00:19:41,816 --> 00:19:44,351
And it is so, so great
to be with you tonight.
269
00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:48,756
Thank you, thank you, yeah.
270
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:52,994
Now you all know
that I love to joke around.
271
00:19:53,027 --> 00:19:55,462
I'm a jokester.
272
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,633
But tonight I've got
to talk to you
about something very serious.
273
00:20:00,935 --> 00:20:04,505
I know, I know.
But today we are going
to discuss something called...
274
00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:07,742
simulated reality.
275
00:20:07,775 --> 00:20:10,611
To explain, let's go
to my colleague in the field.
276
00:20:10,645 --> 00:20:13,681
The basic concept
of simulated reality
277
00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:15,415
is exactly what it sounds like.
278
00:20:17,018 --> 00:20:20,722
A manufactured
version of reality,
which is in fact not real.
279
00:20:21,989 --> 00:20:24,559
In our case,
a highly developed race
280
00:20:24,592 --> 00:20:28,529
have used advanced
computing technologies
to create simulations
281
00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:31,431
full of generations of people
living entire lifetimes
282
00:20:31,465 --> 00:20:34,769
under the impression
that their worlds
are in fact real.
283
00:20:35,803 --> 00:20:38,238
Now why would they do this,
you might ask.
284
00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:41,876
In our example,
this advanced race
285
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,579
is looking back into their past
286
00:20:44,846 --> 00:20:48,750
to determine how different
variables might have impacted
their development.
287
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:54,689
A way to understand
all of a world's
possible alternate histories.
288
00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:57,792
And now, back to you
in the studio.
289
00:20:57,825 --> 00:20:59,292
How about that?
290
00:20:59,627 --> 00:21:01,428
Yes, it's truly amazing.
291
00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:05,900
And it's my duty today
to inform you that your world,
292
00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:09,504
your entire existence,
is just one of those
293
00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:14,008
billions upon billions
of simulated realities created
by humans of the future.
294
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:17,344
Isn't that something?
295
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:20,313
Now I know this sounds
a little out there,
296
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,449
and you could use some proof.
297
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,552
So I'm gonna
give you some proof.
It's what I'm here for.
298
00:21:24,585 --> 00:21:28,321
You are all now
holding a banana.
299
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,860
That's stupid.
Holy fucking what?
300
00:21:32,894 --> 00:21:35,029
I hope you're still with us.
301
00:21:35,563 --> 00:21:39,033
- Please. enjoy that banana.
- It's good for you.
302
00:21:39,901 --> 00:21:43,538
Unfortunately, all good things
must come to an end,
303
00:21:43,571 --> 00:21:45,940
and it's with a heavy heart
that I notify you
304
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,442
that your simulation
will be discontinued
exactly one week...
305
00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:54,447
From now.
306
00:21:55,082 --> 00:21:56,784
Yes, it's too bad.
307
00:21:56,818 --> 00:21:58,820
It is really a shame.
308
00:21:58,853 --> 00:22:03,591
In accordance with the Simulated
Consciousness Act of 3112,
309
00:22:04,025 --> 00:22:07,795
all sentient inhabitants
must be made aware of the
nature of their existence
310
00:22:07,829 --> 00:22:10,463
before the termination
of a simulation,
311
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:14,467
which means you are getting
provided with a wonderful,
wonderful choice.
312
00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:17,470
To see what it is, let's check
in with some friends of mine.
313
00:22:17,972 --> 00:22:20,041
You know, we've got some really
great stuff for you tonight.
314
00:22:20,074 --> 00:22:22,009
Some really great stuff.
315
00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:24,645
So first up is Option A.
316
00:22:24,679 --> 00:22:26,781
You remain here
in the abandoned simulation
without any outside influence.
317
00:22:26,814 --> 00:22:29,083
That's right.
Everything's up to you.
318
00:22:29,116 --> 00:22:31,752
That sounds like a hard life
if you ask me.
319
00:22:31,786 --> 00:22:33,521
But legally,
we do have to offer it.
320
00:22:33,988 --> 00:22:37,992
Now, what most of you are going
to be interested in is Option B.
321
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:42,697
We take your consciousness
and we transfer it to a simpler,
more efficient system,
322
00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:46,567
where you get to relive
your five greatest memories
over and over
323
00:22:46,601 --> 00:22:48,002
without any kind of awareness.
324
00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,605
That's right.
Pure bliss, forever.
325
00:22:51,105 --> 00:22:53,574
Thank you, folks.
326
00:22:53,608 --> 00:22:57,578
Oh, I told you,
we're doing everything we can
to take care of you.
327
00:22:59,013 --> 00:23:01,749
Now I know this is a lot, it is.
328
00:23:02,016 --> 00:23:04,752
But I have just one more
surprise for you.
Just one more.
329
00:23:05,019 --> 00:23:09,957
Each and every one of you
is going to get
your own personal Guide.
330
00:23:09,991 --> 00:23:13,728
This Guide will
answer your questions.
331
00:23:13,761 --> 00:23:16,764
This Guide will make sure you
have everything that you need
332
00:23:16,797 --> 00:23:21,535
to move on to your next phase,
whatever you choose.
333
00:23:21,569 --> 00:23:24,605
It has been wonderful
being here with you tonight.
334
00:23:25,172 --> 00:23:27,708
I do wish you all the best.
335
00:23:27,742 --> 00:23:30,978
Ooh, your Guides
will be arriving any moment.
336
00:23:33,047 --> 00:23:37,018
Please have a wonderful night
and I'll see you real soon.
337
00:24:15,256 --> 00:24:16,924
Hello.
338
00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:19,226
-Hi.
-May I come in?
339
00:24:38,079 --> 00:24:42,650
So... You're the guy
from the TV?
340
00:24:43,584 --> 00:24:44,852
Yes and no.
341
00:24:44,885 --> 00:24:46,253
I look like the guy from the TV.
342
00:24:47,955 --> 00:24:49,156
Okay.
343
00:24:49,724 --> 00:24:51,592
I'm an artificial
intelligence program.
344
00:24:54,295 --> 00:24:55,663
So are you...
345
00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:58,498
well,
346
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:03,604
you're more
mellow than the TV guy.
347
00:25:04,305 --> 00:25:07,008
I look like the host to make it
easier for you to process.
348
00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:10,644
But my program has been
tuned to your specific
personality profile
349
00:25:10,678 --> 00:25:12,880
to aid you in the
discontinuation process.
350
00:25:14,782 --> 00:25:17,985
Makes sense.
This all makes sense. Cool.
351
00:25:18,019 --> 00:25:19,987
Cool.
352
00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:23,057
I was being sarcastic. Whatever.
353
00:25:24,058 --> 00:25:25,559
Do you have any other questions?
354
00:25:25,593 --> 00:25:27,194
You can ask me
anything you want.
355
00:25:27,228 --> 00:25:32,233
Uh... no, I think I've got
all this sorted, thank you.
356
00:25:32,266 --> 00:25:34,035
Fantastic. Just in case,
357
00:25:34,068 --> 00:25:36,270
I am going to remain here
until you make a decision.
358
00:25:36,303 --> 00:25:39,040
Uh... No, no, no.
359
00:25:39,073 --> 00:25:40,274
That's really, that's okay.
360
00:25:40,307 --> 00:25:42,043
It is our standard procedure.
361
00:25:42,843 --> 00:25:45,579
-Do I get a say in this?
-No.
362
00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:47,281
But why would you
not want free help?
363
00:25:48,783 --> 00:25:51,252
That's a reasonable question
I've never
had a good answer for.
364
00:25:52,153 --> 00:25:55,256
I guess privacy
was the big thing.
365
00:25:56,357 --> 00:25:58,659
But if all the shit
you're saying is true,
366
00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:01,996
none of that matters anyway.
367
00:26:02,029 --> 00:26:03,664
Exactly.
368
00:26:04,732 --> 00:26:06,901
So we all have to deal with you
or some version of you.
369
00:26:07,268 --> 00:26:09,637
That is correct.
370
00:26:09,670 --> 00:26:11,872
Won't it get kind of chaotic
having twice as many
people in the world?
371
00:26:11,906 --> 00:26:12,973
What do you mean?
372
00:26:15,276 --> 00:26:17,078
Right.
373
00:26:17,111 --> 00:26:19,213
People will only be able to see
and hear their own Guides.
374
00:26:19,747 --> 00:26:21,649
We have done this before,
do not worry.
375
00:26:21,682 --> 00:26:24,852
You've done this before?
How many times?
376
00:26:24,885 --> 00:26:26,754
Would it make a difference?
377
00:26:26,787 --> 00:26:29,356
Yeah. No?
378
00:26:31,692 --> 00:26:33,094
Maybe.
379
00:26:34,028 --> 00:26:35,729
I don't know. Um...
380
00:26:36,163 --> 00:26:39,600
Okay.
Well, I guess I'm just gonna
381
00:26:40,401 --> 00:26:43,237
go to bed and hope
that this is all a dream.
382
00:26:44,905 --> 00:26:46,740
I'm guessing you're just
going to be here?
383
00:26:47,141 --> 00:26:48,409
That is correct.
384
00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:50,411
Do you want to sleep
on the couch?
385
00:26:50,444 --> 00:26:52,913
I do not require food or sleep.
386
00:26:52,947 --> 00:26:54,081
Uh-huh.
387
00:26:54,982 --> 00:26:56,684
That makes sense, I guess.
388
00:26:57,852 --> 00:27:00,955
So you're just gonna
sit here till morning?
389
00:27:00,988 --> 00:27:02,756
That is correct.
390
00:27:06,193 --> 00:27:11,932
114,225,700,604.
391
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:14,735
What?
392
00:27:14,768 --> 00:27:16,804
That is how many times
we have done this before.
393
00:27:19,173 --> 00:27:23,043
Or at least that is how many
times my program has been used.
394
00:27:23,711 --> 00:27:24,912
Uh-huh.
395
00:27:25,412 --> 00:27:26,747
Great.
396
00:27:27,781 --> 00:27:31,886
Well... make yourself at home.
397
00:27:32,353 --> 00:27:33,721
Or whatever.
398
00:27:34,388 --> 00:27:37,825
And I guess, good night?
399
00:27:37,858 --> 00:27:39,160
Good night.
400
00:27:49,303 --> 00:27:52,339
Everyone's getting so
worked up about this, but...
401
00:27:53,908 --> 00:27:55,976
is it really
that much of a surprise?
402
00:27:56,010 --> 00:27:58,179
I mean, if anything,
I feel like it explains a lot.
403
00:27:59,847 --> 00:28:03,417
And it actually
makes me feel a little better.
404
00:28:05,019 --> 00:28:07,988
I mean, I'm not going to pretend
the last few days haven't
been weird as shit, but...
405
00:28:09,323 --> 00:28:13,394
I don't know, I feel like I'm
the only person on the planet
that's still acting...
406
00:28:14,128 --> 00:28:16,830
kind of normal.
407
00:28:17,264 --> 00:28:19,833
Sort of a weird reversal to
suddenly feel like the sane one.
408
00:28:24,038 --> 00:28:28,776
I guess if I never really
had control over anything,
409
00:28:29,843 --> 00:28:35,149
none of this, whatever is wrong
with me, was my fault.
410
00:28:37,451 --> 00:28:38,852
Maybe you were right.
411
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,789
Maybe I can stop worrying about
the things that I can't control
412
00:28:41,822 --> 00:28:47,061
because apparently no one
in the entire world has ever
had control over anything.
413
00:28:48,095 --> 00:28:50,764
Right. Yeah, that sounds good.
414
00:28:53,934 --> 00:28:55,102
Were you listening
to any of that?
415
00:28:55,135 --> 00:28:57,071
No. Yeah.
416
00:28:57,104 --> 00:29:00,107
I'm sorry.
I'm just a little preoccupied.
417
00:29:01,108 --> 00:29:02,476
I can tell.
418
00:29:03,844 --> 00:29:06,814
Whatever happened
to not worrying about
what you can't control?
419
00:29:07,181 --> 00:29:09,450
You used to tell me that
like five times a session.
420
00:29:09,483 --> 00:29:11,385
Of course I did.
421
00:29:11,952 --> 00:29:16,790
But that was back
before every single thing
in our existence was a lie.
422
00:29:17,592 --> 00:29:19,326
And just because
I said it doesn't mean...
423
00:29:20,261 --> 00:29:21,795
You don't know my...
424
00:29:22,396 --> 00:29:24,999
Weren't you going
to kill yourself anyway?
425
00:29:25,032 --> 00:29:28,202
-Uh...
-They've given you an out.
426
00:29:28,235 --> 00:29:29,837
You don't have to do it anymore.
427
00:29:30,037 --> 00:29:32,139
They, whoever
the fuck "they" are,
428
00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:33,974
will just do it for you
429
00:29:34,008 --> 00:29:36,176
and then send you into some
never-ending fantasy loop.
430
00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:39,079
It's bullshit!
You've got it easy.
431
00:29:39,113 --> 00:29:42,517
The rest of us,
those of us who actually
give a shit about life,
432
00:29:43,050 --> 00:29:47,187
are being, I don't know,
just a little bit
fucking inconvenienced.
433
00:29:47,221 --> 00:29:49,890
I mean, at least we're getting
an easy choice, sure,
434
00:29:49,923 --> 00:29:53,894
but still, just busting into
our lives and telling us we have
to choose in the first place?
435
00:29:53,927 --> 00:29:55,829
We shouldn't have
to deal with that shit!
436
00:29:55,863 --> 00:29:57,331
So you're going with Option B?
437
00:29:59,534 --> 00:30:00,968
Of course I am.
438
00:30:01,435 --> 00:30:03,170
Interesting.
439
00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:06,006
Not really sure
what I'm gonna do yet.
440
00:30:07,408 --> 00:30:08,976
Oh?
441
00:30:09,343 --> 00:30:13,180
Now that is funny.
442
00:30:15,082 --> 00:30:17,051
I don't know that
it was supposed to be.
443
00:30:17,084 --> 00:30:18,919
It's just so you.
444
00:30:19,253 --> 00:30:22,557
Easy choice, but you have
to make it complicated.
445
00:30:23,123 --> 00:30:27,161
There's no way in your mind
that the rest of the world
could be right.
446
00:30:27,194 --> 00:30:29,830
-I just--
-What is it
with your generation, anyway?
447
00:30:30,464 --> 00:30:35,402
You spend all of your time
complaining about how
we boomers need to shut up
448
00:30:35,436 --> 00:30:39,139
and stop telling you what to do
and that we don't understand.
449
00:30:39,173 --> 00:30:44,378
But then, you come
to places like this,
to pay people like me
450
00:30:44,411 --> 00:30:46,413
to tell you
what you're doing wrong,
451
00:30:46,447 --> 00:30:49,416
and you still don't listen!
452
00:30:51,118 --> 00:30:53,220
I don't think I've ever really
said it out loud before,
453
00:30:53,253 --> 00:30:57,391
but you are just
a bunch of self-absorbed,
know-it-all assholes!
454
00:30:58,125 --> 00:31:00,394
It's exhausting.
455
00:31:00,427 --> 00:31:02,129
Uh...
456
00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:04,131
I can't fucking believe
this is happening!
457
00:31:05,165 --> 00:31:06,967
What was the point of it all?
458
00:31:08,969 --> 00:31:10,304
By the way,
what are you doing here?
459
00:31:10,705 --> 00:31:12,172
I'm not even seeing patients.
460
00:31:13,207 --> 00:31:15,275
I'm just in here
trying to get my shit in order.
461
00:31:15,309 --> 00:31:17,612
You barged in
and started talking
like everything was normal.
462
00:31:17,645 --> 00:31:19,413
This is the last thing
I need right now.
463
00:31:22,182 --> 00:31:23,384
Oh.
464
00:31:25,085 --> 00:31:27,154
Well, I guess I just thought...
465
00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:34,361
Well, in that case,
I should probably go?
466
00:31:34,395 --> 00:31:37,030
Yeah, probably.
467
00:31:37,565 --> 00:31:38,700
Same time next week?
468
00:31:38,733 --> 00:31:40,901
There won't be a next week.
469
00:31:41,135 --> 00:31:44,506
And I can't believe I wasted
all the weeks I did have
on fuckups like you.
470
00:31:45,406 --> 00:31:47,274
Right, okay.
471
00:31:48,442 --> 00:31:49,943
So bye, then?
472
00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:52,580
Fuck off.
473
00:31:59,621 --> 00:32:01,121
Leave a check!
474
00:32:02,657 --> 00:32:05,092
The co-payment is 40 dollars!
475
00:32:11,064 --> 00:32:12,966
Did everything go well?
476
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,368
Fuck!
477
00:32:16,303 --> 00:32:18,706
I think maybe we should
give him some space.
478
00:32:23,410 --> 00:32:25,179
Here's your Red Eye.
479
00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:28,182
Thank you.
I really needed this today.
480
00:32:28,650 --> 00:32:31,251
You know, I was actually amazed
to see you guys were still open.
481
00:32:31,285 --> 00:32:33,353
-What do you mean?
-I don't know.
482
00:32:33,387 --> 00:32:35,657
I just kind of figured no one
would want to go to work
anymore.
483
00:32:35,690 --> 00:32:37,090
I didn't.
484
00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:40,327
Wait. So you just stopped going?
485
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,397
Yeah. I mean, it's not like
they're sending out
paychecks anymore.
486
00:32:44,231 --> 00:32:45,399
Hmph.
487
00:32:49,470 --> 00:32:54,208
So how many people
usually end up staying?
488
00:32:54,241 --> 00:32:56,744
I'm sorry, but I cannot
answer that accurately.
489
00:32:57,645 --> 00:32:59,714
It varies
from simulation to simulation,
490
00:32:59,747 --> 00:33:01,683
but it is
usually a very small number.
491
00:33:02,416 --> 00:33:04,652
Most who choose to stay
do not see another person,
492
00:33:05,553 --> 00:33:08,021
at least those who do not stay
with family or a partner.
493
00:33:08,756 --> 00:33:10,758
But people rarely stay together.
494
00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:13,393
Finally, my chance
to be left alone.
495
00:33:14,194 --> 00:33:16,396
-Perhaps.
-It sounds so nice.
496
00:33:17,164 --> 00:33:19,601
You can make that choice
if you think it is
right for you.
497
00:33:19,634 --> 00:33:22,336
Ooh, I have a funny question.
498
00:33:22,369 --> 00:33:26,608
So if you've done this
a bunch of times, have you met
another version of me?
499
00:33:26,641 --> 00:33:29,176
I am sorry,
I cannot answer that.
500
00:33:29,209 --> 00:33:31,078
Oh come on, why not?
501
00:33:31,111 --> 00:33:33,548
I am here to help you
make your decision,
502
00:33:33,581 --> 00:33:35,583
but it might create
excess bias if you knew.
503
00:33:36,216 --> 00:33:38,118
So you have met
another version of me.
504
00:33:38,786 --> 00:33:41,255
You cannot trick me
into answering.
505
00:33:41,288 --> 00:33:42,624
Okay, okay.
506
00:33:42,657 --> 00:33:44,391
I read you loud and clear.
507
00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:47,261
I did not say anything.
508
00:33:48,228 --> 00:33:49,797
Oh, it's Kayla.
509
00:33:51,265 --> 00:33:52,767
She wants me to meet her
in the park.
510
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,402
She's been so flaky
the last couple of days.
511
00:33:55,435 --> 00:33:58,740
All right. Oh,
do you want anything to go?
512
00:33:59,641 --> 00:34:01,208
I do not require food or--
513
00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:03,377
I know, I'm just fucking
with you, come on.
514
00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:17,457
The fuck?
515
00:34:22,296 --> 00:34:23,731
Hey Kay.
516
00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:25,567
What's with the jumpsuits?
517
00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,569
Sarah!
518
00:34:27,602 --> 00:34:30,270
It is so wonderful you are here.
519
00:34:30,304 --> 00:34:32,172
Bless the creators.
520
00:34:32,205 --> 00:34:34,341
This is my new friend, Otto.
521
00:34:34,374 --> 00:34:39,881
Otto, this is my best friend
from our journey
through this world, Sarah.
522
00:34:39,914 --> 00:34:41,448
Hi, Otto.
523
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:44,284
Bless the creators
or whatever she said.
524
00:34:44,318 --> 00:34:45,787
Oh, I'm good, thank you.
525
00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:48,422
So who are these creators?
526
00:34:49,256 --> 00:34:52,794
They are those that have
created all of this.
527
00:34:53,327 --> 00:34:56,764
It is also through their mercy
that we will live on
through the infinite.
528
00:34:57,297 --> 00:35:00,334
They are great.
Bless the creators!
529
00:35:00,868 --> 00:35:03,871
Okay, cool.
530
00:35:03,905 --> 00:35:07,207
Join us in our praise
of their greatness.
531
00:35:07,642 --> 00:35:10,277
I think I'll pass, thanks.
532
00:35:12,412 --> 00:35:13,581
Did he brainwash you?
533
00:35:13,781 --> 00:35:15,349
Are you good?
534
00:35:15,783 --> 00:35:18,820
I have never felt better
in my entire existence.
535
00:35:19,654 --> 00:35:20,688
Can't argue with that.
536
00:35:21,488 --> 00:35:24,324
Um, so what does your Guide
have to say about this?
537
00:35:24,358 --> 00:35:26,193
Doesn't he know
all about the creators?
538
00:35:27,227 --> 00:35:28,863
He is my direct
connection to them.
539
00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:33,601
We are in a deep, complex,
committed relationship.
540
00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:39,774
We are one and because of him,
I'm one with the creators.
541
00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:43,143
It is highly erotic.
542
00:35:43,745 --> 00:35:45,713
She is definitely
making that part up.
543
00:35:46,648 --> 00:35:49,651
Well, I've got to say, you guys
seem really busy over here,
544
00:35:49,684 --> 00:35:51,753
so I'm just going to go.
545
00:35:52,386 --> 00:35:53,955
Is that okay with the creators?
546
00:35:53,988 --> 00:35:56,490
They have granted you free will,
547
00:35:56,524 --> 00:35:59,393
and you are free to do
with that as you wish.
548
00:35:59,426 --> 00:36:02,864
Except they haven't, though,
because like all this shit,
549
00:36:03,564 --> 00:36:05,465
we're living in a simula...
550
00:36:05,499 --> 00:36:07,902
You know what? It's fine.
Why don't you just let me know
551
00:36:07,935 --> 00:36:11,706
when you need a break
from dancing in the park
or whatever is happening here?
552
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:13,675
See you later.
553
00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:15,543
I'll see you later as well,
554
00:36:15,910 --> 00:36:18,780
as we relive our greatest
moments together
555
00:36:19,013 --> 00:36:21,248
in the boundless expanse...
556
00:36:22,482 --> 00:36:24,217
beyond time.
557
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,523
Right. Sounds like a plan.
558
00:36:30,892 --> 00:36:32,760
-Does that always happen?
-Yes.
559
00:36:33,761 --> 00:36:35,596
- Every time?
- Yes.
560
00:36:35,630 --> 00:36:37,965
Some people need it to wrap
their heads around the unknown.
561
00:36:38,666 --> 00:36:40,668
Huh. Nothing new there.
562
00:36:46,874 --> 00:36:48,943
My God, it's nice to be home.
563
00:36:49,476 --> 00:36:51,378
Everyone's
losing their shit out there.
564
00:36:51,946 --> 00:36:54,682
We always anticipate a wide
array of reactions to the news.
565
00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:57,852
Yeah, I think I'm going to like
the world a lot better
without other people.
566
00:36:58,553 --> 00:36:59,787
Perhaps.
567
00:37:00,287 --> 00:37:02,289
It is difficult to make it
out there on your own.
568
00:37:02,657 --> 00:37:04,525
People tend to struggle
without other people.
569
00:37:04,892 --> 00:37:08,462
Dude, the hardest part
of my life right now
is dealing with other humans.
570
00:37:08,495 --> 00:37:09,664
I think I'll be okay.
571
00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:11,666
Oh, shit.
572
00:37:11,999 --> 00:37:13,668
My mom called like five times.
573
00:37:14,035 --> 00:37:15,803
She's probably making sure
everything's okay.
574
00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:21,576
Hey, Mom, saw you
called a few times.
575
00:37:21,609 --> 00:37:23,711
- Everything good?
- Everything's fine.
576
00:37:23,745 --> 00:37:25,378
Well, it's mostly fine.
577
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:28,616
It's okay. I just thought
it would be nice
578
00:37:28,649 --> 00:37:30,051
if you were able to come by.
579
00:37:30,084 --> 00:37:33,020
- Now?
-Yeah. Come over for lunch.
580
00:37:33,855 --> 00:37:35,288
Are you sure everything's okay?
581
00:37:35,322 --> 00:37:37,290
Yeah. I mean...
582
00:37:37,324 --> 00:37:39,727
your dad is,
well, you can imagine.
583
00:37:40,027 --> 00:37:41,996
-Is he all right?
-Yeah.
584
00:37:42,029 --> 00:37:44,799
He's just dealing
with things in his own way.
585
00:37:44,832 --> 00:37:47,367
But I think it would be nice
if you could come by.
586
00:37:47,735 --> 00:37:50,270
It would mean a lot
to him and to me.
587
00:37:50,538 --> 00:37:51,706
Please?
588
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,842
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um...
589
00:37:55,710 --> 00:37:57,678
I'll just get ready
and I'll head over in a few.
590
00:37:58,079 --> 00:37:59,781
Great! See you in a bit.
591
00:38:11,592 --> 00:38:13,761
Okay, so final warning.
592
00:38:14,394 --> 00:38:16,396
My parents can be weird.
593
00:38:16,429 --> 00:38:18,766
We literally had a whole
conversation about this
594
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,636
on the car ride over here,
I consider myself warned.
595
00:38:23,571 --> 00:38:25,640
-There's my dumpling.
-Jesus Christ!
596
00:38:25,673 --> 00:38:28,509
-What?
-Why the hell
aren't you wearing pants?
597
00:38:29,409 --> 00:38:32,079
-Why would I?
-What the fuck, Dad?
598
00:38:32,113 --> 00:38:36,483
Gary! Did you answer the
door without clothes on again?
599
00:38:36,918 --> 00:38:38,920
Let me live my life, woman!
600
00:38:39,587 --> 00:38:40,788
Gary!
601
00:38:40,822 --> 00:38:42,690
Nobody wants to see that.
602
00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:44,424
I don't want to see that.
603
00:38:44,759 --> 00:38:46,761
That's why we leave
the lights off.
604
00:38:46,994 --> 00:38:48,428
Goddamn it!
605
00:38:48,461 --> 00:38:50,932
You know, you married me.
606
00:38:50,965 --> 00:38:52,800
Go put some clothes on!
607
00:38:52,834 --> 00:38:55,703
Baby, we don't have time
for clothes anymore.
608
00:38:55,736 --> 00:38:57,038
Go, go!
609
00:39:01,809 --> 00:39:03,778
-Hey, Mom.
-Hi, sweetie.
610
00:39:03,811 --> 00:39:06,814
Come on in.
Sorry about your father.
611
00:39:06,848 --> 00:39:10,017
You know, he can go a little
overboard with things.
612
00:39:10,818 --> 00:39:13,486
That image will haunt my dreams.
613
00:39:13,855 --> 00:39:15,690
Well, come on down
to the kitchen.
614
00:39:15,723 --> 00:39:16,891
I'm just finishing up.
615
00:39:29,637 --> 00:39:31,505
Oh, some week, huh?
616
00:39:32,106 --> 00:39:35,109
Yeah, I don't think I've heard
anyone be so casual about it,
617
00:39:35,142 --> 00:39:37,678
but I guess you could say.
618
00:39:38,713 --> 00:39:42,083
Actually,
you don't have to pour me one.
619
00:39:43,050 --> 00:39:47,688
Oh shoot!
I'm so sorry, I forgot.
620
00:39:47,722 --> 00:39:49,824
You're still not drinking?
621
00:39:50,224 --> 00:39:52,059
Yeah, It's been six months.
622
00:39:52,727 --> 00:39:54,394
Not sure it's done me
any good, but...
623
00:39:55,129 --> 00:39:56,964
Anyway, you were saying,
some week.
624
00:39:56,998 --> 00:39:59,033
Hmm. You know, it is what it is.
625
00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:00,935
You know, I go with the flow.
626
00:40:01,202 --> 00:40:04,105
Your father is having
a tougher time of it, though.
627
00:40:04,138 --> 00:40:05,573
Yeah, I didn't notice.
628
00:40:05,873 --> 00:40:07,108
Oh, he'll be fine.
629
00:40:07,742 --> 00:40:09,877
It's probably better
he only had a week.
630
00:40:10,645 --> 00:40:13,614
You don't want him
analyzing things too much.
631
00:40:16,517 --> 00:40:21,022
Mmm! Gary, get down here.
Two minutes!
632
00:40:22,089 --> 00:40:23,658
I know you worry about him.
633
00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:25,893
He worries about you, too.
634
00:40:26,928 --> 00:40:28,696
How are you doing, anyway?
635
00:40:28,729 --> 00:40:30,564
Pretty good, actually.
636
00:40:31,032 --> 00:40:32,533
Uh-huh.
637
00:40:32,934 --> 00:40:36,837
Well, I'm not sure I believe
you, but if you say so.
638
00:40:36,871 --> 00:40:38,471
No, really.
639
00:40:41,709 --> 00:40:43,110
Well, good, great.
640
00:40:43,611 --> 00:40:44,912
We'll have
a wonderful meal then.
641
00:40:45,212 --> 00:40:47,048
Nothing to worry about.
642
00:40:47,081 --> 00:40:50,885
Gary! Food!
643
00:40:54,522 --> 00:40:57,725
When I talked to you last week,
you were about to go on a date.
644
00:40:58,225 --> 00:40:59,794
How did it go?
645
00:41:00,661 --> 00:41:01,829
Does it matter anymore?
646
00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:05,498
Well, no, but...
647
00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:08,536
unless you're going to get
married in the next three days.
648
00:41:08,569 --> 00:41:09,837
Is he the one?
649
00:41:10,137 --> 00:41:13,040
No, Mom.
He most definitely was not.
650
00:41:13,074 --> 00:41:15,076
Oh, that's too bad.
651
00:41:15,576 --> 00:41:17,111
Did you still have fun?
652
00:41:17,578 --> 00:41:20,648
- Nope.
- Did you...
653
00:41:20,681 --> 00:41:22,783
Can we talk about
something else please?
654
00:41:22,817 --> 00:41:25,586
I don't mean to pry, I just--
655
00:41:25,619 --> 00:41:26,821
Goddamn it!
656
00:41:26,854 --> 00:41:29,190
Will you please
shut the fuck up?
657
00:41:31,792 --> 00:41:34,061
Did we say something wrong?
658
00:41:36,197 --> 00:41:38,265
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
659
00:41:38,299 --> 00:41:41,535
It's just my Guide.
He has been yelling all morning.
660
00:41:42,169 --> 00:41:44,772
And I finally got fed up
so I just, sorry.
661
00:41:44,805 --> 00:41:46,140
Please, go on.
662
00:41:47,008 --> 00:41:48,642
Why was he yelling?
663
00:41:48,676 --> 00:41:50,144
I locked him in the basement.
664
00:41:52,113 --> 00:41:53,981
You locked him in the basement?
665
00:41:54,015 --> 00:41:57,585
Yeah, I got tired of him
talking all the fucking time.
666
00:41:57,618 --> 00:42:00,888
You know, you can send them away
when you make your decision,
right?
667
00:42:01,756 --> 00:42:04,325
Yeah, and that's what they say.
668
00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:06,894
But I don't want them
to know what I'm thinking.
669
00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:09,730
I have to keep them
on their toes.
670
00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:14,602
So you locked him
in the basement?
671
00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:18,305
Seemed a little more
humane than the shed.
672
00:42:18,339 --> 00:42:22,643
Well, mine's very nice
and very handsome, too.
673
00:42:22,676 --> 00:42:26,147
I think your father is jealous.
674
00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:27,982
I don't know why we need them
in the first place.
675
00:42:28,015 --> 00:42:30,284
I mean, the decision
is pretty obvious.
676
00:42:30,317 --> 00:42:33,687
I mean, who wants to turn down
permanent pleasure
for more of this shithole?
677
00:42:39,126 --> 00:42:43,931
Well, actually, I was
thinking about staying.
678
00:42:50,905 --> 00:42:55,076
Oh really?
That was a good one, honey.
679
00:43:03,751 --> 00:43:05,186
I love you.
680
00:43:06,754 --> 00:43:08,389
But I mean, you really couldn't
get your shit together
before all this went down.
681
00:43:08,422 --> 00:43:12,126
How do you think you're going
to do it without somebody
taking care of you, huh?
682
00:43:20,801 --> 00:43:22,069
Wha--?
683
00:43:25,139 --> 00:43:27,708
What the fuck was that Gary?
684
00:43:29,810 --> 00:43:32,413
We don't have time
for anything other than honesty.
685
00:43:32,446 --> 00:43:33,914
That's your daughter!
686
00:43:33,948 --> 00:43:35,116
Go apologize.
687
00:43:35,916 --> 00:43:37,017
I stand behind what I--
688
00:43:37,051 --> 00:43:38,119
-Now!
-Right.
689
00:44:01,041 --> 00:44:03,410
Couldn't they have
ended the world
when it was a little cooler out?
690
00:44:05,412 --> 00:44:07,081
Probably didn't factor
the weather in.
691
00:44:07,481 --> 00:44:08,916
Right.
692
00:44:11,819 --> 00:44:12,987
Sorry.
693
00:44:13,287 --> 00:44:15,189
-I didn't mean to be...
-No, that's fine.
694
00:44:16,056 --> 00:44:17,758
I get it. I do.
695
00:44:18,425 --> 00:44:19,894
You don't have to say anything.
696
00:44:21,729 --> 00:44:23,264
We all have to do
what's best for ourselves,
697
00:44:23,297 --> 00:44:26,133
and we don't have
to agree on what that is.
698
00:44:28,502 --> 00:44:30,171
I know I can be
a little critical.
699
00:44:31,573 --> 00:44:33,440
But you know
that's just because I want
what's best for you, right?
700
00:44:36,043 --> 00:44:37,344
I know.
701
00:44:40,247 --> 00:44:41,982
Are you sure you want to stay?
702
00:44:44,418 --> 00:44:45,886
Yeah.
703
00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:47,955
It's weird.
704
00:44:49,356 --> 00:44:52,259
I feel like I'm
the only person on the planet
that feels more normal
705
00:44:52,293 --> 00:44:54,328
now that I know
that we weren't in control.
706
00:44:56,997 --> 00:45:01,902
Once everyone else
is out of here, I can start
living my life my way,
707
00:45:03,470 --> 00:45:07,741
without weird future people
dictating everything I do.
708
00:45:09,276 --> 00:45:11,278
Do you really think
we had no control?
709
00:45:13,047 --> 00:45:18,419
I can't imagine they put that
much effort into making billions
of these simulation things
710
00:45:19,086 --> 00:45:21,422
just to let us run amok.
711
00:45:22,923 --> 00:45:25,059
Did you ever ask your Guide
why they're ending it?
712
00:45:26,994 --> 00:45:28,229
No.
713
00:45:28,829 --> 00:45:29,930
You should.
714
00:45:31,799 --> 00:45:33,100
Why, do you know?
715
00:45:34,001 --> 00:45:35,336
I don't.
716
00:45:36,804 --> 00:45:38,405
Honestly, I really don't care.
717
00:45:40,441 --> 00:45:43,777
But I think you should know
if you're going to stay
based on that.
718
00:45:46,313 --> 00:45:49,783
It just sounds like
they got what they needed,
and it's time to wrap it up.
719
00:45:50,217 --> 00:45:51,385
But what were they looking for?
720
00:45:52,820 --> 00:45:54,288
Again, I don't care.
721
00:45:55,456 --> 00:45:58,025
I think it's a great way to go
and I'm ready to take it.
722
00:46:00,060 --> 00:46:01,428
But if I were you,
723
00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:05,399
I wouldn't
want to make the decision
without knowing all the facts.
724
00:46:05,432 --> 00:46:09,336
I mean, for all we know,
this world is defective,
725
00:46:10,971 --> 00:46:12,574
and you'll be stuck here
all on your own
726
00:46:12,607 --> 00:46:13,974
while it falls apart.
727
00:46:15,610 --> 00:46:17,144
I'm just being honest.
728
00:46:22,383 --> 00:46:23,984
Would they really end this
729
00:46:24,552 --> 00:46:26,153
if it was good enough to keep?
730
00:46:35,329 --> 00:46:36,964
I'm gonna go back inside.
731
00:46:38,365 --> 00:46:41,302
You come in
whenever you're ready.
732
00:46:43,003 --> 00:46:45,105
I know your mom would like
to spend more time with you.
733
00:47:07,428 --> 00:47:09,997
We're so happy
you came over, sweetie.
734
00:47:10,030 --> 00:47:12,399
Yeah, I'm glad I came too.
735
00:47:12,433 --> 00:47:15,637
I didn't think this is how
we'd be saying goodbye.
736
00:47:15,670 --> 00:47:18,138
Well, I'll come back.
737
00:47:18,172 --> 00:47:19,873
We still have a few more days.
738
00:47:21,609 --> 00:47:26,880
-Actually, we're gonna...
-Remember how we were supposed
to go to Fiji for our 30th?
739
00:47:26,914 --> 00:47:28,916
We decided we should still go.
740
00:47:30,451 --> 00:47:33,387
Why not spend what little time
we have left in paradise?
741
00:47:35,623 --> 00:47:37,124
Wow.
742
00:47:38,125 --> 00:47:39,927
I completely forgot about that.
743
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,629
- I guess I just assumed...
- I know.
744
00:47:41,663 --> 00:47:44,365
I was surprised
people were flying as well.
745
00:47:44,398 --> 00:47:46,433
I guess the pilots
had the same idea as us.
746
00:47:46,467 --> 00:47:50,170
And it's not like
getting a refund
is any help at this point.
747
00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:57,311
Well, wow, that sounds...
748
00:47:58,946 --> 00:48:01,248
nice, that sounds really nice.
749
00:48:01,281 --> 00:48:02,584
I'm happy for you guys.
750
00:48:03,951 --> 00:48:05,386
Thanks, sweetie.
751
00:48:08,422 --> 00:48:11,992
So... this is it.
752
00:48:13,728 --> 00:48:16,130
Yeah, I guess it is.
753
00:48:18,999 --> 00:48:20,668
Okay. Well, I love you guys.
754
00:48:23,538 --> 00:48:27,107
I wish you could stay,
but I want you
to live your lives.
755
00:48:28,275 --> 00:48:29,577
We love you, too.
756
00:48:31,412 --> 00:48:34,948
And we are so proud of you
for always being yourself.
757
00:48:35,717 --> 00:48:38,385
Hey, good luck.
758
00:48:39,353 --> 00:48:41,455
I know you'll make
the right choice for you.
759
00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:51,198
Oh Dad, can you do me a favor?
760
00:48:51,999 --> 00:48:53,400
Of course.
761
00:48:55,068 --> 00:48:56,571
Wear pants on the plane.
762
00:48:57,204 --> 00:48:58,673
You know, for Mom?
763
00:48:59,373 --> 00:49:02,142
Will do.
764
00:49:02,443 --> 00:49:04,244
Okay.
765
00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:18,125
Oh, it's okay.
766
00:49:30,672 --> 00:49:33,006
You're right, they're
pretty interesting people.
767
00:49:33,608 --> 00:49:36,310
-I guess that I could have--
-Why is our simulation ending?
768
00:49:37,444 --> 00:49:38,979
It has served its purpose.
769
00:49:39,413 --> 00:49:41,749
We are reallocating resources
to other simulations.
770
00:49:42,684 --> 00:49:46,487
Okay, then what was its purpose?
771
00:49:46,521 --> 00:49:51,559
Every simulation is designed
to test a specific variable's
impact on the world.
772
00:49:51,793 --> 00:49:53,661
Sometimes the sky
is a different color.
773
00:49:54,061 --> 00:49:55,697
Sometimes snow is warm.
774
00:49:56,296 --> 00:49:57,532
Some are permanent.
775
00:49:57,565 --> 00:49:59,433
Others are temporary.
776
00:50:00,802 --> 00:50:02,236
What was our variable?
777
00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:04,639
The great auk.
778
00:50:06,073 --> 00:50:07,407
What the shit is that?
779
00:50:08,408 --> 00:50:10,010
A flightless bird.
780
00:50:11,445 --> 00:50:12,479
What?
781
00:50:13,681 --> 00:50:15,349
A penguin.
782
00:50:17,351 --> 00:50:19,353
-A penguin?
-Yes.
783
00:50:22,322 --> 00:50:23,658
A fucking penguin.
784
00:50:23,691 --> 00:50:26,460
Not a singular penguin.
A species of penguins.
785
00:50:28,763 --> 00:50:32,165
All righty then,
where are these penguins?
786
00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:35,469
They lived
in the North Atlantic,
but they're all gone now.
787
00:50:35,770 --> 00:50:38,205
Hunted to extinction
in the middle 19th century.
788
00:50:39,106 --> 00:50:41,108
Then why is this
just ending now?
789
00:50:42,844 --> 00:50:47,815
We want to see a variable's
impact on the world, but also
the impact of its absence.
790
00:50:49,817 --> 00:50:52,820
Great. Fucking penguins
ended the world.
791
00:50:54,589 --> 00:50:58,660
More accurately,
the presence of the penguins
was the reason for the world.
792
00:50:59,493 --> 00:51:02,262
Absence of them is the reason
for the end of the world.
793
00:51:05,499 --> 00:51:07,167
It was us.
794
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,836
Come again?
795
00:51:08,870 --> 00:51:12,139
It was us all along.
796
00:51:13,173 --> 00:51:14,341
It was our fault.
797
00:51:15,275 --> 00:51:16,410
We were in control.
798
00:51:17,311 --> 00:51:18,780
We destroyed the variable.
799
00:51:19,514 --> 00:51:21,081
We ended the world.
800
00:51:22,850 --> 00:51:26,386
In a manner of speaking, yes.
We're really ending it for you.
801
00:51:26,688 --> 00:51:28,488
Although you did
give us reason to.
802
00:51:28,856 --> 00:51:30,892
That said,
we are also responsible
803
00:51:30,925 --> 00:51:33,126
for the creation of the world
in the first place.
804
00:51:33,795 --> 00:51:37,331
We're also essentially
you of the future,
except not in a simulation.
805
00:51:37,899 --> 00:51:39,499
It's all very complicated.
806
00:51:39,534 --> 00:51:42,336
It's all just as fucking
pointless as before.
807
00:51:42,770 --> 00:51:45,272
-Yes, but--
-Get out.
808
00:51:46,206 --> 00:51:47,508
What?
809
00:51:47,709 --> 00:51:50,377
Get out of the car.
810
00:51:50,878 --> 00:51:52,547
I don't want to see you anymore.
811
00:51:54,649 --> 00:51:57,250
I've made up my mind.
I can't stay in this world.
812
00:52:00,521 --> 00:52:01,823
- But--
Get out!
813
00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:04,859
All right.
814
00:52:13,701 --> 00:52:15,335
I'll still be
keeping an eye on you.
815
00:52:16,336 --> 00:52:18,138
If you change your mind,
I'll know.
816
00:52:19,641 --> 00:52:21,375
Good luck, Sarah.
817
00:52:52,874 --> 00:52:58,680
Fuck!
818
00:53:13,761 --> 00:53:15,195
Hi.
819
00:53:16,463 --> 00:53:17,632
You okay?
820
00:53:20,935 --> 00:53:23,905
Yeah. Yeah, totally fine.
821
00:53:24,839 --> 00:53:27,775
Okay, good, good. If you say so.
822
00:53:28,576 --> 00:53:30,778
I guess we're all
totally fine right now.
823
00:53:34,381 --> 00:53:37,250
Sorry, you just
caught me off guard.
824
00:53:37,284 --> 00:53:40,955
I didn't think anyone
would see me like this.
825
00:53:40,988 --> 00:53:41,989
Oh, it's fine.
826
00:53:42,857 --> 00:53:44,424
I'll let you get back to it.
827
00:53:44,458 --> 00:53:46,527
I just wanted
to give you one of these.
828
00:53:49,764 --> 00:53:51,431
An end of the world party?
829
00:53:53,034 --> 00:53:55,402
Everybody's going at once,
so why don't we have some fun
and all go together?
830
00:53:57,004 --> 00:53:58,271
A little weird.
831
00:53:59,006 --> 00:54:02,844
Yeah, well isn't all this
a little weird
in like a cosmic sense?
832
00:54:05,847 --> 00:54:06,981
Okay, you win.
833
00:54:07,615 --> 00:54:08,850
Right on.
834
00:54:10,017 --> 00:54:13,453
Starts at eight on Friday,
obviously ends at midnight.
835
00:54:16,389 --> 00:54:19,694
All right. Well, I gotta finish
passing these out.
836
00:54:19,727 --> 00:54:21,361
I'll see you then.
837
00:55:48,516 --> 00:55:52,687
Hey, Mom, just checking in.
838
00:55:55,957 --> 00:55:58,793
You guys are probably
already on the plane, um...
839
00:56:00,427 --> 00:56:02,630
And I don't even know
if you're going to have
service down there.
840
00:56:02,864 --> 00:56:05,566
But I figured I'd try anyway.
841
00:56:11,672 --> 00:56:12,840
I...
842
00:56:15,576 --> 00:56:16,844
uh...
843
00:56:18,846 --> 00:56:21,015
kind of wish I had
gone with you guys.
844
00:56:24,018 --> 00:56:25,553
I probably would have said no
if you'd asked.
845
00:56:25,586 --> 00:56:27,021
So I understand why you didn't.
846
00:56:32,593 --> 00:56:33,895
I just, um...
847
00:56:37,031 --> 00:56:38,866
I don't really know
what to do with myself now.
848
00:56:39,567 --> 00:56:40,735
You know?
849
00:56:45,806 --> 00:56:46,841
Yeah, you're probably
not even going to get this.
850
00:56:46,874 --> 00:56:52,546
But If you do... I miss you.
851
00:56:56,617 --> 00:56:57,985
Say hi to Dad for me.
852
00:57:02,023 --> 00:57:03,456
I love you guys.
853
00:58:36,717 --> 00:58:39,887
Barry? You all right?
854
00:58:41,188 --> 00:58:42,857
Yeah, I'm great.
855
00:58:42,890 --> 00:58:44,925
Just taking in the sky
one last time.
856
00:58:45,826 --> 00:58:47,061
This is it, you know?
857
00:58:48,729 --> 00:58:50,598
Yeah, I guess it is.
858
00:58:51,165 --> 00:58:54,068
Well, at least now we all know
there wasn't a point.
859
00:58:55,836 --> 00:58:57,004
Of what?
860
00:58:57,038 --> 00:58:59,173
Everything. Life.
861
00:58:59,206 --> 00:59:01,142
Is this even life?
862
00:59:01,842 --> 00:59:05,546
I don't think I have the
qualifications to answer that.
863
00:59:07,715 --> 00:59:09,750
You know, back
when I worked on Wall Street
864
00:59:09,784 --> 00:59:11,652
I thought I had
everything figured out.
865
00:59:12,286 --> 00:59:14,989
I was happy because
I thought I was a success.
866
00:59:16,390 --> 00:59:22,029
But that was based
on whatever I thought
the world was.
867
00:59:22,063 --> 00:59:23,864
And then that changed.
868
00:59:24,265 --> 00:59:27,835
I changed, and it changed again.
869
00:59:29,336 --> 00:59:32,039
What we think, we become.
870
00:59:32,940 --> 00:59:34,075
What?
871
00:59:34,108 --> 00:59:36,343
-Buddha.
-Right.
872
00:59:37,812 --> 00:59:40,047
Um, well...
873
00:59:41,749 --> 00:59:43,951
maybe what's happening now
is the point.
874
00:59:45,152 --> 00:59:47,788
Maybe it is about
where we go next.
875
00:59:47,822 --> 00:59:49,190
Does it even matter where we go?
876
00:59:49,223 --> 00:59:51,325
I mean, we're here
and then we aren't.
877
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:55,996
We can't get to wherever
is next on our own, you know,
878
00:59:56,030 --> 00:59:59,100
so no matter what,
we gotta go along
for the ride, man.
879
00:59:59,133 --> 01:00:00,668
And then you know what?
880
01:00:01,702 --> 01:00:04,672
We all wind up
in the same place anyway.
881
01:00:06,707 --> 01:00:09,110
I always thought it would be
the aliens that took me away,
882
01:00:09,977 --> 01:00:11,745
but I guess this
will have to do.
883
01:00:13,347 --> 01:00:14,882
Oh.
884
01:00:16,851 --> 01:00:18,285
See you at the party tonight?
885
01:00:18,319 --> 01:00:21,689
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
886
01:00:22,156 --> 01:00:23,791
Far out.
887
01:00:24,792 --> 01:00:27,161
Far. Out.
888
01:00:29,897 --> 01:00:31,665
Hey Kay.
889
01:00:33,467 --> 01:00:36,737
Um, give me a call back
when you can.
890
01:00:36,770 --> 01:00:42,376
I know that you're into
whatever you're into now,
891
01:00:45,346 --> 01:00:48,415
but I wanted to see if maybe
you wanted to hang out tonight.
892
01:00:52,786 --> 01:00:57,057
I, I'm not doing too well.
893
01:00:57,091 --> 01:01:01,028
I'm actually, I'm pretty lonely.
894
01:01:03,497 --> 01:01:05,933
I'm even thinking about
going to a party tonight.
895
01:01:06,834 --> 01:01:09,670
Figured you'd come over
just to see that happen.
896
01:01:11,138 --> 01:01:12,840
I really don't want to go alone.
897
01:01:16,277 --> 01:01:19,980
So... give me a call.
898
01:02:27,248 --> 01:02:31,051
Hey! Ooh, look at you.
899
01:02:31,085 --> 01:02:33,287
Oh, goddamn it. You again.
900
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:34,455
What are you doing here, babe?
901
01:02:36,290 --> 01:02:39,326
Don't... Ugh, I don't know.
902
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,295
I'm just here.
What are you doing here?
903
01:02:41,328 --> 01:02:44,064
You know, sniffing around
for some ladies.
904
01:02:44,431 --> 01:02:47,569
Figured the end of the world
would leave them
wanting to get pretty weird.
905
01:02:47,602 --> 01:02:50,004
-Of course.
-How about you, babe?
906
01:02:50,605 --> 01:02:52,840
Do you not remember
how our date ended?
907
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:57,044
Hmm, I do,
but I'm very persistent.
908
01:02:58,245 --> 01:03:00,247
You miss 100 percent
of the shots you don't take.
909
01:03:00,281 --> 01:03:02,483
-Thought I was a six.
-You are.
910
01:03:02,517 --> 01:03:04,852
But ooh,
you are looking good tonight.
911
01:03:04,885 --> 01:03:07,154
I just might make you
an honorary seven
for the end of the world.
912
01:03:07,187 --> 01:03:09,591
-Jesus, you're a shithead.
-Come on.
913
01:03:09,624 --> 01:03:12,594
It's not like
you're gonna do any better
with the time you got left.
914
01:03:12,627 --> 01:03:14,461
What did I do to deserve this?
915
01:03:14,495 --> 01:03:17,131
-What do you got to lose?
-Fuck off!
916
01:03:18,866 --> 01:03:23,037
All right, well,
you know where to find me
when you change your mind.
917
01:03:23,337 --> 01:03:28,008
Huh? Huh? Okay.
918
01:03:33,515 --> 01:03:36,016
Hey Kay, I'm really glad
you're here.
919
01:03:40,421 --> 01:03:41,889
Hello?
920
01:03:44,992 --> 01:03:46,561
Is anyone home?
921
01:03:50,898 --> 01:03:52,199
Are you on something?
922
01:03:57,404 --> 01:03:59,273
Shit.
923
01:04:26,568 --> 01:04:29,503
Hey everybody!
Less than a minute!
924
01:04:30,437 --> 01:04:31,972
Less than a minute!
925
01:05:20,722 --> 01:05:23,157
It's hard to see
how lost you are,
926
01:05:24,024 --> 01:05:25,325
till you find
your way back again.
927
01:05:26,493 --> 01:05:29,129
I spent so many years
fighting who I was,
928
01:05:30,164 --> 01:05:33,701
then a bunch more trying
to deal with the lack of
identity that came from that.
929
01:05:36,470 --> 01:05:39,139
I tried so hard to be someone
that people liked
930
01:05:39,173 --> 01:05:41,208
that I stopped being
anybody at all.
931
01:05:46,079 --> 01:05:47,549
It's been a long road, but...
932
01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:52,019
but I finally feel
like myself again.
933
01:05:55,189 --> 01:05:56,691
I almost forgot
what that felt like.
934
01:05:58,693 --> 01:06:02,095
It was euphoric, you know?
935
01:06:03,330 --> 01:06:05,065
I actually
thought something was wrong.
936
01:06:06,066 --> 01:06:07,468
But then I realized that...
937
01:06:08,469 --> 01:06:11,205
this must be what it feels like
938
01:06:11,573 --> 01:06:15,976
to not be buried
by anxiety and depression
24 hours a day.
939
01:06:17,712 --> 01:06:20,247
The lows are actually
offset by highs,
940
01:06:21,482 --> 01:06:24,686
instead of lows
and slightly better lows.
941
01:06:30,491 --> 01:06:31,726
I know I gave you a hard time.
942
01:06:34,428 --> 01:06:35,597
But you're right.
943
01:06:36,497 --> 01:06:37,665
It is a process.
944
01:06:41,468 --> 01:06:44,404
And I'm glad I stuck with it
because I'm finally
putting the work in
945
01:06:44,438 --> 01:06:47,542
and I'm really starting
to see the results.
946
01:06:51,746 --> 01:06:53,313
Same time next week?
947
01:08:54,736 --> 01:08:56,604
-Hey!
-Fuck!
948
01:08:56,638 --> 01:08:58,806
Holy shit! It's you.
949
01:09:00,307 --> 01:09:01,542
Fuck...
950
01:09:01,576 --> 01:09:03,645
Do you remember me? It's Tucker.
951
01:09:04,512 --> 01:09:06,480
Unfortunately, I do.
952
01:09:06,514 --> 01:09:09,383
-What the hell
are you doing here?
-Awesome! This is so rad!
953
01:09:10,518 --> 01:09:12,854
I haven't seen anyone
in two years.
954
01:09:12,887 --> 01:09:14,956
Well, I figured you would have
gone out with everyone else.
955
01:09:14,989 --> 01:09:17,257
I mean, the last I saw you was
at the end of the world party.
956
01:09:17,290 --> 01:09:19,527
No, it wasn't really my thing.
957
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:23,463
I'm kind of all about
living in the present
and not repeating the past.
958
01:09:24,632 --> 01:09:26,400
That's a surprisingly
good answer.
959
01:09:27,869 --> 01:09:29,369
I kind of regret it, though.
There's not really
any chicks here, so...
960
01:09:29,403 --> 01:09:31,606
-There it is.
-I'm kidding.
961
01:09:31,973 --> 01:09:33,675
I'm kind of surprised
you didn't go.
962
01:09:33,708 --> 01:09:35,610
And you can go right back
to thinking I didn't.
963
01:09:35,643 --> 01:09:37,578
Wait, wait.
We should stick together
or something, you know?
964
01:09:37,612 --> 01:09:39,914
I can't imagine
you wanna be alone.
965
01:09:40,848 --> 01:09:42,650
-I'm good.
-You sure?
966
01:09:43,283 --> 01:09:45,687
I mean, it's just the two of us.
967
01:09:46,821 --> 01:09:48,823
I know I've been lonely.
968
01:09:48,856 --> 01:09:51,324
I was actually doing
really well here
before you showed up.
969
01:09:52,527 --> 01:09:53,928
Where have you been, anyway?
970
01:09:55,262 --> 01:09:58,933
I brought a couple of chicks
back to my apartment
in the city,
971
01:09:58,966 --> 01:10:00,568
and then I just stayed.
972
01:10:02,269 --> 01:10:03,905
The city's not really fun though
without all of the people.
973
01:10:03,938 --> 01:10:07,709
And I got tired
of walking up the stairs.
974
01:10:07,742 --> 01:10:09,409
So I came out here.
975
01:10:09,443 --> 01:10:10,945
I'm not really sure
what I was trying to find.
976
01:10:10,978 --> 01:10:12,580
Well, it's really not
that much better up here.
977
01:10:12,613 --> 01:10:14,916
So maybe
you should just go back.
978
01:10:14,949 --> 01:10:17,919
We're here now, we should
probably make the most of it.
979
01:10:17,952 --> 01:10:19,754
-Gotta go.
-Hey, hey.
980
01:10:19,787 --> 01:10:21,321
I just can't
believe I ran into you.
981
01:10:21,354 --> 01:10:24,324
You know,
we should hang out tomorrow.
982
01:10:25,325 --> 01:10:27,829
I can't hear you. Bye.
983
01:10:27,862 --> 01:10:29,664
I'll come and find you
in the morning.
984
01:10:36,003 --> 01:10:37,404
Huh.
985
01:11:31,626 --> 01:11:33,594
Good morning!
986
01:11:34,529 --> 01:11:36,363
What are you doing here?
987
01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:37,732
I told you
I'd come find you today.
988
01:11:38,465 --> 01:11:40,968
Look, I got a pair of wheels
so I can keep up with you.
989
01:11:41,969 --> 01:11:43,538
Seriously?
990
01:11:43,571 --> 01:11:45,640
Yeah, let's go.
991
01:11:45,673 --> 01:11:48,475
You really can't take
a hint, can you?
992
01:11:49,510 --> 01:11:50,845
What do I have to lose, right?
993
01:12:07,494 --> 01:12:08,930
Hey!
994
01:12:10,565 --> 01:12:12,066
Where are you going?
995
01:12:22,777 --> 01:12:24,344
Help!
996
01:12:36,624 --> 01:12:38,059
Looks like nice, clean water.
997
01:12:40,795 --> 01:12:43,564
The river water I was drinking
in the city was fucking gross.
998
01:12:43,764 --> 01:12:45,099
Blech.
999
01:12:48,769 --> 01:12:52,573
You know, I didn't
expect to find anyone
when I came back here.
1000
01:12:53,541 --> 01:12:56,544
Yeah, if only that
had actually discouraged you.
1001
01:12:57,078 --> 01:12:59,180
Honestly, I was just
really excited to see you.
1002
01:12:59,213 --> 01:13:01,716
So sorry
if I came on a little strong.
1003
01:13:05,119 --> 01:13:07,755
It's been lonely, you know?
1004
01:13:07,788 --> 01:13:09,489
I'm an extrovert.
1005
01:13:09,523 --> 01:13:11,559
So this whole thing
has been pretty hard on me.
1006
01:13:13,493 --> 01:13:14,762
Maybe I should've went
with everyone else.
1007
01:13:15,229 --> 01:13:16,797
I wish you did.
1008
01:13:16,831 --> 01:13:19,066
Wow, that's a pretty
shitty thing to say.
1009
01:13:19,567 --> 01:13:23,771
Yeah, well, consider it fair
payback for being such
an asshole to me before.
1010
01:13:23,804 --> 01:13:27,008
You're seriously not over that?
1011
01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:31,112
Come on, I have had
some time to realize
I was a little bit of a dick,
1012
01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:33,547
but you're not even capable
1013
01:13:33,581 --> 01:13:35,683
of forgiving the one person
left in the world to forgive?
1014
01:13:35,716 --> 01:13:37,885
No. I'm not.
1015
01:13:39,220 --> 01:13:41,555
It's like I said when we met.
1016
01:13:41,589 --> 01:13:45,126
You're the embodiment
of everything that was
wrong with our world.
1017
01:13:46,027 --> 01:13:49,897
I can't even look at you
without being reminded
of how miserable I used to be.
1018
01:13:50,598 --> 01:13:53,701
I forgave myself
for not living my life.
1019
01:13:53,734 --> 01:13:55,903
That was hard enough.
I don't need you here
1020
01:13:55,937 --> 01:13:58,673
to remind me of the world
that made me that way
in the first place.
1021
01:13:59,974 --> 01:14:01,676
Look, I'm glad you feel
better about yourself.
1022
01:14:01,709 --> 01:14:03,511
I really am.
1023
01:14:04,045 --> 01:14:06,446
But if you've grown up,
how do you know
I haven't too?
1024
01:14:07,682 --> 01:14:09,083
Because you don't want to.
1025
01:14:09,917 --> 01:14:12,219
You're too in love with yourself
to care about changing.
1026
01:14:12,987 --> 01:14:15,623
Maybe you're not as good
at reading people
as you think you are.
1027
01:14:15,656 --> 01:14:17,457
That's hilarious
coming from you.
1028
01:14:17,858 --> 01:14:19,126
I'm not done, okay?
1029
01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:20,861
I'm aware I was an asshole.
1030
01:14:21,162 --> 01:14:22,997
I know what I did.
I remember what I said.
1031
01:14:23,297 --> 01:14:26,233
I mean that whole persona
that you hated so much,
1032
01:14:26,267 --> 01:14:30,972
just a character
I created to mask
a giant stack of insecurities.
1033
01:14:31,005 --> 01:14:32,673
I wanted people to like me.
1034
01:14:32,707 --> 01:14:34,642
So I figured the best way
to get them to think
1035
01:14:34,675 --> 01:14:37,979
I was cool and confident
was to treat them like shit.
1036
01:14:39,046 --> 01:14:42,049
And you know what's funny
is it actually worked.
1037
01:14:42,850 --> 01:14:44,018
So I kept doing it.
1038
01:14:46,787 --> 01:14:51,258
I've had a lot of time to think
and I can finally admit
how toxic it all was.
1039
01:14:52,626 --> 01:14:56,831
Meanwhile, you're just as
judgmental and selfish
as you were before.
1040
01:14:57,631 --> 01:14:59,200
I get you might not
want me here,
1041
01:14:59,233 --> 01:15:01,235
but maybe you should get
off your high horse of bitchery
1042
01:15:01,268 --> 01:15:02,737
and look in the fucking mirror.
1043
01:15:06,941 --> 01:15:09,076
Shit, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that.
1044
01:15:10,011 --> 01:15:13,214
Sarah! Sarah, come back.
1045
01:15:33,134 --> 01:15:34,301
Excellent.
1046
01:15:55,990 --> 01:15:57,558
Sarah!
1047
01:16:04,231 --> 01:16:08,169
Sarah, I'm really sorry.
1048
01:16:10,171 --> 01:16:12,673
-Let me carry one of those.
-Just leave me alone.
1049
01:16:12,706 --> 01:16:14,942
I swear, I can be useful
if you just let me.
1050
01:16:14,975 --> 01:16:16,677
No!
I have everything under control.
1051
01:16:16,710 --> 01:16:18,312
I was doing just fine on my own.
1052
01:16:18,345 --> 01:16:21,348
Please, there's got to be
something I can do.
1053
01:16:21,982 --> 01:16:23,818
-I'm fine.
-Just let me help you.
1054
01:16:23,851 --> 01:16:25,953
-Let me give you a hand!
-You don't listen to me!
1055
01:19:36,377 --> 01:19:38,979
-Hello.
-Hi.
1056
01:19:40,114 --> 01:19:42,883
I'm just here to sell you
some solar panels.
1057
01:19:59,133 --> 01:20:00,301
I've had my eye on you.
1058
01:20:01,902 --> 01:20:03,170
Really?
1059
01:20:04,506 --> 01:20:07,107
There aren't that many
of you left, so we like to
1060
01:20:07,374 --> 01:20:08,809
check in from time to time.
1061
01:20:10,545 --> 01:20:11,879
How many?
1062
01:20:12,379 --> 01:20:16,917
246,922 worldwide.
1063
01:20:17,619 --> 01:20:20,054
Bet that sounds like
more than it is.
1064
01:20:20,988 --> 01:20:21,955
Yes, it does.
1065
01:20:24,158 --> 01:20:26,393
It seems you've had it rough
the last few days.
1066
01:20:28,162 --> 01:20:29,229
Yeah.
1067
01:20:29,664 --> 01:20:31,265
Are you okay?
1068
01:20:33,167 --> 01:20:34,868
I think it's pretty clear
that I'm not.
1069
01:20:35,502 --> 01:20:37,104
I know.
1070
01:20:38,405 --> 01:20:40,341
Who would have thought
I'd care about that creep?
1071
01:20:42,009 --> 01:20:45,613
People, real ones
and simulated ones alike,
1072
01:20:46,180 --> 01:20:49,316
are programmed to care
about each other.
1073
01:20:51,519 --> 01:20:55,289
You just forgot that
because society had trained you
to think otherwise.
1074
01:20:56,123 --> 01:21:00,194
In plain terms,
people need people.
1075
01:21:02,029 --> 01:21:03,297
I don't know.
1076
01:21:05,533 --> 01:21:07,602
Before, everyone just left.
1077
01:21:08,570 --> 01:21:10,237
Poof.
1078
01:21:10,270 --> 01:21:15,476
I was here by myself
and everything was great.
1079
01:21:18,646 --> 01:21:20,981
That douchebag,
I fucking hated him.
1080
01:21:21,014 --> 01:21:22,182
But...
1081
01:21:24,586 --> 01:21:26,086
seeing him...
1082
01:21:28,255 --> 01:21:31,425
dead, there on the ground...
1083
01:21:34,529 --> 01:21:36,163
it all became real.
1084
01:21:39,166 --> 01:21:42,035
After two years of feeling
more alive than I've ever felt,
1085
01:21:42,069 --> 01:21:44,238
reality came crashing in
1086
01:21:44,271 --> 01:21:47,642
and suddenly I was more alone
than I ever thought possible.
1087
01:21:51,345 --> 01:21:54,214
Before I was able
to live like
this whole world was mine.
1088
01:21:55,750 --> 01:21:59,286
But now I can't go anywhere
without being reminded
of what we used to be.
1089
01:22:02,089 --> 01:22:06,059
if it makes you feel any better,
he is with everybody else now.
1090
01:22:07,027 --> 01:22:10,030
Really?
1091
01:22:11,498 --> 01:22:14,301
Everyone goes
to the same place in the end.
1092
01:22:26,180 --> 01:22:27,615
Do you want to stay here?
1093
01:22:31,753 --> 01:22:35,322
I made my choice,
and it's my responsibility
to live with it.
1094
01:22:38,058 --> 01:22:42,496
If you like, I can send you
to where everyone else is.
1095
01:22:46,433 --> 01:22:47,602
You can do that?
1096
01:22:51,038 --> 01:22:53,575
Everyone who stays
will eventually choose to go.
1097
01:22:53,608 --> 01:22:58,011
We just have to let them come to
that decision in their own time.
1098
01:23:03,050 --> 01:23:05,553
I don't think I can
do this anymore.
1099
01:23:05,587 --> 01:23:06,754
It's okay.
1100
01:23:07,922 --> 01:23:10,123
Why did I think I could
make it on my own?
1101
01:23:12,292 --> 01:23:13,595
You did.
1102
01:23:14,829 --> 01:23:17,464
You were on your own
for two years.
1103
01:23:19,701 --> 01:23:22,169
But that's a lot
for any one person.
1104
01:23:24,672 --> 01:23:26,039
You know, it's funny.
1105
01:23:27,742 --> 01:23:31,746
People would say that suicide
was the easy way out.
1106
01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:36,751
It pissed me off hearing that
because most people have no idea
1107
01:23:36,784 --> 01:23:38,786
the kind of pain it takes
to get to that point.
1108
01:23:40,555 --> 01:23:43,658
But I am just now realizing
1109
01:23:43,691 --> 01:23:49,597
that I judged everyone that left
for taking the easy way out.
1110
01:23:52,534 --> 01:23:54,067
But I couldn't do it.
1111
01:23:58,573 --> 01:24:01,141
I guess easy is all relative.
1112
01:24:03,210 --> 01:24:04,746
Everyone's struggle
is different.
1113
01:24:06,413 --> 01:24:07,682
I know.
1114
01:24:09,517 --> 01:24:11,285
So what do you think?
1115
01:24:12,687 --> 01:24:14,622
I think...
1116
01:24:17,391 --> 01:24:18,560
I'm ready.
1117
01:24:20,460 --> 01:24:21,696
I understand.
1118
01:24:23,631 --> 01:24:26,634
But can I just have
the rest of the day here
1119
01:24:27,467 --> 01:24:31,271
for myself,
just to take it all in?
1120
01:24:32,272 --> 01:24:33,675
Of course.
1121
01:24:35,275 --> 01:24:36,844
I'll come by tomorrow morning.
1122
01:24:37,612 --> 01:24:39,246
Thanks.
1123
01:24:41,281 --> 01:24:42,850
And I'm sorry.
1124
01:24:44,351 --> 01:24:47,421
You were only there to help me
and I shouldn't
have treated you that way.
1125
01:24:49,323 --> 01:24:50,758
Don't worry about it.
1126
01:24:52,660 --> 01:24:54,529
At least you didn't
lock me in the basement.
1127
01:25:05,607 --> 01:25:08,676
Do you remember
when you asked me if I had met
another version of you?
1128
01:25:08,710 --> 01:25:10,545
Yeah, you wouldn't tell me.
1129
01:25:11,579 --> 01:25:14,414
I know. I couldn't then.
1130
01:25:15,617 --> 01:25:17,150
So?
1131
01:25:17,652 --> 01:25:21,856
I have met roughly 321,000
versions of you.
1132
01:25:23,725 --> 01:25:25,158
They're all a little
bit different,
1133
01:25:25,192 --> 01:25:27,562
but they are all you.
1134
01:25:29,262 --> 01:25:35,168
I couldn't tell you before
because not all of them
choose to stay.
1135
01:25:36,236 --> 01:25:38,338
And I didn't want to let that
influence your decision.
1136
01:25:40,575 --> 01:25:43,343
In fact, a lot of them
1137
01:25:43,711 --> 01:25:46,246
are a little bit quicker
with the pills than you were,
1138
01:25:47,381 --> 01:25:49,751
and they never get to hear
the truth in the first place.
1139
01:25:51,686 --> 01:25:55,489
Those that do stay
tend to not last very long.
1140
01:25:58,593 --> 01:26:01,663
Of all the Sarahs,
you've made it the farthest.
1141
01:26:04,297 --> 01:26:09,537
You are the strongest and most
true version of yourself.
1142
01:26:13,306 --> 01:26:16,778
No matter what you think
or how you feel right now...
1143
01:26:20,447 --> 01:26:21,949
you've done great.
1144
01:26:41,334 --> 01:26:42,704
I'll see you tomorrow.