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[soft mystical music]

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[old film playing]

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[woman screaming]

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<i>[man]: You will freeze as you
watch a warped scientist</i>

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<i>when his bloody scalpel
probes the forbidden secrets</i>

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<i>of a woman's flesh.</i>

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<i>You will flame
at the stark ritual</i>

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<i>of a beautiful girl's
last searing dance</i>

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<i>as tragedy forever mars
her loveliness.</i>

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<i>You will cringe
as the demented doctor</i>

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<i>experiments with a girl's
trusting innocence.</i>

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[phone clicks, swooshes]

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<i>A mad creature born
of the atomic age</i>

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<i>now shackled to a world
of rotting bodies</i>

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<i>and violent deaths.</i>

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<i>A sadist, a criminal,</i>

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<i>a depraved animal
more ferocious than Jekyll,</i>

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<i>more monstrous
than Frankenstein,</i>

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<i>more bloody than Dracula.</i>

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- Um, I'll do a large
popcorn and Red Vines.

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- That's an unusual choice.

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- Thank you.

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[woman screaming in film]

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- I don't think I've actually
ever seen someone buy Red Vines.

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- Okay.

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- I guess you're wondering
why we sell them, then,

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if nobody buys them.

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- Thanks.

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<i>[man on film]: Forever closer</i>

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<i>comes the She-Creature.</i>

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[light guitar music]

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[phone dings]

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[♪♪]

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[Margot]: Hey. Where are you?

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<i>- My room, obviously.</i>

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- Taylor, did you even
go outside today?

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<i>- Why would I do that?</i>

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<i>No, I had to stay here
and moderate.</i>

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- Which subreddit is this again?

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<i>- The Vagenda. Get back here.
Help me with this.</i>

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- Okay. If I'm not back
in five minutes,

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call campus security.

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<i>- Haha. Bleak.</i>

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<i>Being a girl is so fun. Bye.</i>

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- Bye.

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[insects chirping]

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[distant dog barking]

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[bottle clinking on pavement]

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[dog panting]

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Hey, boy.

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Hey.

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You all alone?

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Okay, okay.

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Good boy.

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[dog panting]

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[thunder rumbling]

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I don't know.

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We can try.

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But you have to be
so good, okay?

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Okay.

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- What do you think
you're doing?

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- Oh, hey, Laura.

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How's it going?

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It's about to start
pouring, so...

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- So let's just bring
some weird dog into the dorm?

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- He's not weird.
He's abandoned.

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Look, he's, he's not
gonna bother anyone.

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- You know the rules, Margot.

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No pets, ever.

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[sighs]

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- Come on.

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- Thanks.

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[rain pattering]

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[woman speaking softly]: Please.

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[dog whining]

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Help me.

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Help me.

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[tense music]

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Help.

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[dog whining]

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Help.

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[loud thud]

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[eerie music]

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[light clicks]

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[growling]

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[barking]

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[gasps]

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[knocking]

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- Hey.

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Just making sure you didn't
sneak that dog back in.

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[scoffs]

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[eerie music]

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[door creaks, closes]

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- And since I'm the founder
and moderator,

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it's my job to protect
its integrity.

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- Right.
You don't want some dumb forum

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that's just girls
discussing sex tips.

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- Right, since that's just
internalized misogyny,

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and it's boring, and stupid.

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Okay, but get this:
my co-moderator, LadyTalk,

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suddenly chimes in,
citing a statistic

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that 76% of women
are "into" dick pics.

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- Really? 76% sounds high.

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- First of all,
why would LadyTalk,

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my co-moderator,
let's not forget,

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even bring up
the dreaded dick pic

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knowing how hard we've worked
to create a safe space?

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And then I think to myself,

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"What self-respected femme
even names herself LadyTalk?"

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- She's trying to be
ironically old-fashioned?

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- She's a guy.

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- You think LadyTalk is a guy?

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Huh. So now what?

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- I'm gonna call his ass out.

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Will you eat in the room
tonight with me

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and help me with this?

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- I can't tonight.
I gotta work.

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- Just call in sick.

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Margot, will you call in sick?

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♪ Well you are
such an easy evil ♪

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[funky music]

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♪ Such a sensuous sin

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♪ Sometimes I don't know
where I'm going ♪

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♪ Till I've been

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♪ Taken in

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♪ Such an easy evil

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[music fades]

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♪ Such a promise of fun... ♪

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[eerie music]

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- S-sorry. You scared me.

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- Well, people choose
to be scared.

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Did you see the queen?

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She still has her wings.

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That means she's still a virgin.

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- Really?

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Usually a girl that popular is,

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you know, active.

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- It's up to her to decide
when to copulate.

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Maybe she doesn't
want to be rushed,

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and the male will have to obey.

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She'll fly off and mate
with many partners.

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- A whole colony
for her pleasure.

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[chuckling]

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I hope you don't mind
I opened this.

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I saw the box
was from Tarquinia.

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- Oh, yeah,
generally I don't allow it,

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but you're my favorite,
you know that.

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These are very precious bones.

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For example, what do you make
of this crack, hm?

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- Doesn't seem like
a natural fracture.

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- Mm-mm.

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- It's almost like
someone sawed it.

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Do you think she was
offered up as a sacrifice?

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- The tomb of the wolves
was in the business of death,

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torture, sacrifice,
and, of course, eroticism.

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- If all that happened to her,

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hope she was reincarnated
as an ant.

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- Better yet, in a queen bee.

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When the male
penetrates the queen,

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he loses his penis.

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In the act of pulling out,
he gets disemboweled and dies.

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The act of copulation
is their doom.

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[old film playing]

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[man in film screams]

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<i>[man]: Under his spell,
she was both herself</i>

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<i>and another being,</i>

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<i>the She-Creature
seeking life sustenance</i>

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<i>from the stolen
heartbeats of others.</i>

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- You came back.

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- I did.

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Large popcorn
and, uh, Red Vines.

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<i>[man in film]: She was a woman
born to be loved,</i>

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<i>and two men wanted her.</i>

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<i>One, a man whose
powerful math mind</i>

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<i>controlled her every reflex,
except her love.</i>

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<i>The other willing
to fight any odds...</i>

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- $9.50.

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- I know.

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You're getting better
at your job.

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Managed not
to insult me this time.

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- Well, I'm up
for promotion, so...

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Enjoy the movie.

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- Thank you.

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<i>[man]: Such as few people
have known,</i>

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<i>and only those
who see it can believe.</i>

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[film continues indistinctly]

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<i>- I don't really know
what I'm going for.</i>

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<i>I know he's a killer.
And now you are traveling...</i>

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<i>[woman]: What's wrong?
You're a tough guy.</i>

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<i>Go ahead and cream me.</i>

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<i>Break my arm. See if I care.</i>

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<i>I'm just gonna keep it
for a little while.</i>

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<i>You're an ogre,
just like my father.</i>

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<i>He won't let me stay out late
or play records or anything.</i>

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<i>[man]: Your father won't
let you stay out late?</i>

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<i>- No, he's terrible.</i>

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<i>Once, I was at a party,
and it didn't end till late.</i>

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<i>He called the cops.</i>

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<i>Can you imagine?</i>

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<i>He had the whole police force...</i>

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- I was hoping you'd find me.

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- I know.

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<i>[man]: Where is it
that you live, Carol?</i>

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<i>[Carol]: Over on Armana. Why?</i>

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<i>Oh, no, uh-uh.</i>

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<i>You thought I'd tell you
where I live?</i>

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<i>Not me. Not ole Carol.</i>

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<i>The night is young,
and I'm not hittin' the rack</i>

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<i>till I get a little action.</i>

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<i>[man in advertisement]:
I eat popcorn.</i>

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<i>Everybody eats popcorn.</i>

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00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,230
<i>It tastes real nice.</i>

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00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:10,060
<i>Get yourself some now
at our refreshment stand.</i>

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00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,801
<i>- Yum, yum.</i>

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<i>It's time for a tasty
and refreshing snack.</i>

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[upbeat music plays
in advertisement]

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- Oh, hey.

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00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:25,728
So fun fact about
"American Graffiti."

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Mackenzie Phillips was 12
when she made that film,

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which probably violated
child labor laws,

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but she is really funny

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and, you know,
precocious for 12.

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- Yeah. Yeah, listen, uh...

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Concession Stand Girl...

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Why don't you give me
your number?

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[funky music]

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[phone dings]

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♪ Boys and girls

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♪ Have a good time together

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♪ Boys and girls

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♪ You know they're birds
of a feather ♪

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♪ Like two sides of a coin

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♪ They are forever joined ♪

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- So he goes,
"My user name is LadyTalk,

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but my real name
is James Madley,

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and I joined the Vagenda
because I'm interested

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in women's issues and being
a part of the solution."

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- Look at that, he owned it.

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00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,152
- Are you defending this troll?

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00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:43,458
- Who says he's a troll?

241
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And people lurk in forums

242
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all the time with fake names,

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BitchPerfect.

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- Yeah, but that's
clever and funny.

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- Ladies, final dress is...

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[sings]: Tonight!

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[normally]: I need you to help
us spread the good word

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if you can.
That would be so helpful.

249
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Thank you, babes.
- Sure.

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- Sure. Would love that.

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[phone clicking]

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00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,961
Is that that guy Robert again?

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00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,746
Wait, you never said
where he goes to school.

254
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:11,965
- He's, like, 25.

255
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,836
I'm sure he just works.

256
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:16,665
- 25, but he's still, uh...
he's still cute, right?

257
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:19,494
- Ish. He's, like, super tall.

258
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,757
But I like tall.
- You love tall.

259
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,106
- And his eyes are nice.

260
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,935
They crinkle.
- Yeah, 'cause he's old.

261
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,633
- What about the texting?
He got good banter?

262
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,418
- It's good so far.

263
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,289
He's smart and funny,

264
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,944
and he has cats, Yan and Mu.

265
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,400
He's at the vet
with them right now.

266
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,599
- A caretaker.

267
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,557
- God, Yan and Mu
are so hilarious.

268
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:40,732
- How can cats be funny?

269
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,101
- Well, I mean,
Robert's hilarious.

270
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,320
- Oh.
- Yeah, when he's talking

271
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,780
like them.
- Pause.

272
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,956
He does cat voices?

273
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,306
Oh, that is adorable and sexy.

274
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:50,830
Mrow!

275
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,895
- Wait, you're setting clear
text boundaries, right?

276
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,182
- Oh, my God, Taylor.
- I'm dead serious.

277
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,531
Remember what we said?

278
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:57,725
- I won't double text, okay?

279
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,534
- Don't double text, ever.
- I got it.

280
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:03,320
- And let one text, at least,
go unanswered a day.

281
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:06,497
Okay, he needs to understand
that you're setting the rules

282
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,630
and he's lucky you're
acknowledging his existence.

283
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,197
- I get it.

284
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,502
Thank you.
- Good.

285
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:14,679
- Or you could just have
a good time with him.

286
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:17,073
I mean, Dave and I,
we barely knew each other

287
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,988
when we joined the Madrigals.

288
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,251
- Hm, and look at you now,
you're a character

289
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:22,949
that doesn't even have
their own name.

290
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,428
You're just the Baker's Wife.

291
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:25,865
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

292
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,779
Uh, my character doesn't
have a name either.

293
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:28,867
I'm just the Baker.

294
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,521
- At least you have a job.

295
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,655
- My point is,
Dave and I were just real easy

296
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:34,917
about it when we first met,

297
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,484
and look at us.

298
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,312
We've been in love ever since.

299
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:42,098
[both singing]: We changed...

300
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,013
We're strangers...

301
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,755
I'm meeting you in the woods.

302
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,539
Who minds.

303
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,367
What dangers.

304
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:53,893
I hope we'll get past the woods!

305
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,026
[eerie music]

306
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:09,343
[clock ticking]

307
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,526
[phone dings]

308
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:30,494
[phone clicking]

309
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:49,687
[clock ticking continues]

310
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,174
[phone clicking]

311
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,887
[phone clicking]

312
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,990
[eerie music continues]

313
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,700
- Hey.

314
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,226
- Uh, how's it going?

315
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:51,358
- Good. You?

316
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,751
- Uh, yeah, it was, like,

317
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:56,667
two miles from that...
that, uh, parking lot.

318
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,193
- Told you it's far.

319
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,369
- Yeah, it's-it's a trek.

320
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,588
Um...

321
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,418
So as promised...

322
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:13,771
- Bamm-Bamm Fruity Pebbles?
[chuckles]

323
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,991
- Yeah, I had to go to two
different Krogers to, uh...

324
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,472
to find that,
and then the 7-Eleven for the...

325
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,735
the rest of the treasure.

326
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,304
- That's so sweet.

327
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,004
- So I'll hand this
off to you and...

328
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,616
- Do you want to come in?

329
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,753
We can eat,
but only at this table.

330
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:42,148
You know, everything in here's,
like, 3,000 years old.

331
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,325
- Yeah, it's very "Nosferatu."

332
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,630
- Right?

333
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,241
Did you know
we did a vampire series

334
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:49,566
just last month at the fourplex?

335
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,809
- Yeah, yeah,
you included "Blacula."

336
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,724
- Well, I didn't
include anything.

337
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,161
I just made the popcorn.

338
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,727
- No, my point is,

339
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,817
"Blacula" doesn't belong
in the vampire category.

340
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,602
It belongs in blaxploitation.

341
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,605
- Yeah, obviously,

342
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:08,174
and I did mention that
to the owners at the time.

343
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,306
[clock ticking]

344
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,355
- Do you want...

345
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,313
- Sure, yeah. Thanks.

346
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,230
- You said you were starving,
so I got a bunch of...

347
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,930
- Red Vines. Of course.

348
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,847
Ooh, I think
the Slurpee spilled a little.

349
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,241
- Yeah, it's wild cherry.

350
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,503
- Mm.

351
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,332
My favorite.

352
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,557
And this is...

353
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:47,126
- It's a frog lighter
with a cigarette in its mouth.

354
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,128
- So cute.

355
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:51,869
- I don't smoke.

356
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:54,045
- Me either.
- Good.

357
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,264
- Yeah.

358
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,313
Ow.

359
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,881
Stupid ant, bit me.

360
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,408
[loud thud]

361
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,022
- Dead.

362
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,504
Murdered.
- Yeah.

363
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,202
Must've escaped from the colony.

364
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,612
The queen's the big one,
with the wings.

365
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,099
Oh, that's just storage.

366
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,409
[eerie music]

367
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:56,891
[clock ticking continues]

368
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,028
[phone clicking]

369
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:18,913
[Robert]: What's this?

370
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,623
- They're Etruscan artifacts.

371
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,453
- Etruscan artifacts?
- Yeah.

372
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,586
- Pretty sure
they're just human bones.

373
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,153
- They're both, from Tarquinia.

374
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,243
- Tarq...
- Italy.

375
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:48,290
Where they recently discovered
a non-funerary burial site.

376
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,771
- Mm. Buried with no funeral.

377
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:51,858
- Sacrificed.

378
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:53,861
Fucking dark, I know.

379
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:55,732
See this first skull?

380
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,518
It was probably a slave
who was decapitated.

381
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,563
Then just her body was buried

382
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,304
at the base of the temple wall.

383
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,306
Her body meant
to provide support,

384
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:09,180
in a sacrificial annihilating
kind of support way.

385
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,184
[door clicks]

386
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,099
[ominous music]

387
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:26,197
Why did you shut the door?

388
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:28,852
- I-I didn't.

389
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,463
It-it shut on its own.

390
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,553
- Doors don't just shut.

391
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,642
- No, I-I guess this one did.

392
00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:39,341
It must've slipped from
the thing that was holding it.

393
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:40,560
[door rattles]

394
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:41,996
I think it's locked.

395
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:49,220
Or...

396
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,570
[ominous music]

397
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,963
I did it on purpose

398
00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:58,360
because I'm actually...

399
00:21:58,447 --> 00:21:59,535
a werewolf.

400
00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,407
[chuckling]

401
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,845
- Good idea for a series
at the fourplex,

402
00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:06,412
werewolf movies.

403
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:08,762
- Yeah, and the filing cabinet
scene from "The Howling,"

404
00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:10,329
that's about
to happen right now.

405
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,419
- I just meant a door
doesn't just shut

406
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:14,768
or lock on its own.

407
00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:16,030
[door rattling]

408
00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:17,336
You sure you didn't close it?

409
00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,120
- Here, can I...

410
00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:20,904
[Margot panting]

411
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:23,994
[grunting]

412
00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:27,084
Hold still.

413
00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:28,434
Don't make this hard.

414
00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:31,785
[Margot gasping]

415
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:34,483
Hey, hey.

416
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:35,876
Just... just take it easy.

417
00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:37,007
- No, get off me!

418
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:39,227
- Just let me, okay?

419
00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:42,709
[thudding]

420
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:46,147
[gasping]

421
00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:48,410
[glass shattering]

422
00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:57,027
[ominous music]

423
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,822
- Seventeen years
I nurtured this colony.

424
00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:10,867
- I know, and I'm so sorry.

425
00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:13,435
- Here, here is the queen,

426
00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:14,697
dead.

427
00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:17,918
Dead, whoever you are.

428
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,618
- Sorry, uh, Robert,
this is Dr. Zaballa.

429
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:25,752
Dr. Z, this is Robert.

430
00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:28,581
- I was...
I was just stopping by, uh,

431
00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:32,672
but I'm... I'm so sorry
about... about that colony.

432
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,804
That was a thing of beauty.

433
00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:38,329
- The worker ants, they fought
hard to defend the queen.

434
00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:40,767
They're all females.

435
00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:41,854
- Right.

436
00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:43,726
- Oh, you know that?

437
00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:45,989
Are you a myrmecologist?

438
00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:49,863
- Myrmecology is...
- Is the study of ants, I know.

439
00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:53,867
Um, I'm not, but I do...
I know a bit about them.

440
00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:55,477
- Then perhaps you know

441
00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:58,741
that the males did nothing
to defend the queen,

442
00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:02,397
but they dug their own grave,
haven't they, Robert?

443
00:24:03,398 --> 00:24:06,923
Because a colony
without the queen will die.

444
00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:09,360
[clock ticking]

445
00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:28,423
- I just wanted to say thank you

446
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,164
for the great snacks.

447
00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:33,515
- No problem.

448
00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,566
- So my fall break
starts tomorrow,

449
00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:42,568
so I'm gonna go back
home for a while.

450
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:45,875
I hope you'll text me.

451
00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:50,184
Will you?

452
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:52,839
- I...

453
00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:54,667
- Look, it wasn't you
that made me react

454
00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:56,538
like that, okay?

455
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:58,714
I'm really sorry.

456
00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:05,634
And...

457
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,943
I hope tonight doesn't count
as a first date.

458
00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:14,600
- Oh, we don't have to count it.

459
00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:22,521
Let's not count it.

460
00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:44,499
Hot washcloths on the bites,

461
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,153
to stop the itching.

462
00:25:47,502 --> 00:25:49,809
Don't use ice, okay?

463
00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,114
- Okay.

464
00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:56,250
- Have a safe trip back
home, and, uh...

465
00:25:57,773 --> 00:25:59,470
I'll see you soon, sweetheart.

466
00:26:10,873 --> 00:26:13,484
[light music]

467
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:24,800
♪ There's a world
where I can go ♪

468
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:30,589
♪ And tell my secrets to

469
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:35,463
♪ In my room

470
00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:43,993
♪ In my room

471
00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:51,479
♪ In this world, I lock out

472
00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:55,004
♪ All my worries

473
00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:58,878
♪ And my fears

474
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:04,405
♪ In my room

475
00:27:05,798 --> 00:27:09,671
♪ In my room ♪

476
00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:12,413
- No, Kelly, that's impossible.

477
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:13,651
We'll definitely need to set up

478
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:14,955
a serving station in the garage.

479
00:27:15,024 --> 00:27:16,523
- But, but, but where's
the ice sculpture going?

480
00:27:16,547 --> 00:27:17,940
That's supposed
to be a surprise,

481
00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:19,352
and it's not like
you can just hide

482
00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:20,769
300 pounds of decorative ice.

483
00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:22,704
- Before... Before we get
too in a fluff here, Kelly,

484
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:24,053
why don't we just
take a deep breath?

485
00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:26,253
- Do not tell me
to breathe, Todd, please.

486
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:28,298
Margot, you...
you have been on that phone

487
00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:30,649
since you got here.
Who are you texting?

488
00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:32,738
Oh, is it a boy?

489
00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,783
Oh, she's finally
not being so picky

490
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:36,587
and she likes a boy.
- Kelly, can we just...

491
00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:39,527
- I will breathe tomorrow
in yoga class, okay?

492
00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:42,051
Oh, birthday boy,
close your ears, honey.

493
00:27:42,138 --> 00:27:45,315
- Oh, let's can
the cutesy stuff, okay?

494
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,448
- Okay. Honey, um,
could you just

495
00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:49,711
help us out by moving
your car out of the garage?

496
00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:51,539
[phone clicking]
- No, it's charging.

497
00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:54,324
- Okay, well, there must be
another plug someplace, honey.

498
00:27:54,411 --> 00:27:55,935
We have 200 guests
arriving here...

499
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:58,024
- In six hours, and the guys
are coming to get me,

500
00:27:58,111 --> 00:27:59,895
and we're going to the Y.
[Todd]: The Y?

501
00:27:59,982 --> 00:28:01,549
- Are you on that damn
phone again?

502
00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:02,942
- She's texting a boy.

503
00:28:03,029 --> 00:28:04,117
- What's his name?

504
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:07,729
- Robert.
- Robert.

505
00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:09,339
- Mm-hmm.
His name is Robert.

506
00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:12,125
- My first affair was with
a sous-chef named Robert.

507
00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:13,822
- You're having an affair?

508
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:15,539
- Could we please focus
on the hundreds of guests

509
00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:16,627
that are arriving
here any minute?

510
00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:17,913
- In six hours.

511
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,586
You are not old enough
to have an affair.

512
00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:21,743
- Okay, can we all just
stop saying "affair"?

513
00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:23,832
It's not even what this is...

514
00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:24,919
yet.

515
00:28:25,921 --> 00:28:27,923
And Robert is a very
interesting man.

516
00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:30,273
[Kelly]: Oh, a man.

517
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,535
So he's older?

518
00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:33,407
Maybe he's mature.

519
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:35,539
Or maybe he's not.

520
00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:37,803
- In fact, Robert and I
might even move in together.

521
00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:39,543
We'll have a sweet little home

522
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:41,304
where people will want
to come over and hang out

523
00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:43,460
'cause it's so warm
and inviting and nonintrusive.

524
00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:45,071
- Okay, you're texting a man

525
00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:47,223
that you're gonna live with.
I want to talk to this Robert.

526
00:28:47,247 --> 00:28:49,094
- Hey, Ernie, honey,
could you give us that little,

527
00:28:49,118 --> 00:28:50,990
um, card that you wave
to start the car?

528
00:28:51,077 --> 00:28:53,122
- Kelly, honey,
this is my birthday.

529
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:55,821
Stop hammering me
about the damn car.

530
00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:57,648
Oh, about tonight,

531
00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,521
I don't want any reference
to which birthday this is,

532
00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:02,008
okay, no announcement
about the fact

533
00:29:02,088 --> 00:29:03,393
that I got one foot in the box.

534
00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:09,530
- You've got 300 pounds of ice

535
00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:11,010
in the shape
of a six and a zero.

536
00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:12,228
[door clicks]

537
00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:13,795
- Let it melt.

538
00:29:13,882 --> 00:29:15,231
[phone swooshes]

539
00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:19,714
[Kelly]: Why not?
It'll make him so happy.

540
00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:21,518
[Margot]: Because I don't
want to sing tonight,

541
00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:23,283
and it's a dumb song.

542
00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:26,112
- Dumb?
Marilyn Monroe sang this song.

543
00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:27,567
- Yeah, well, things have
changed a little

544
00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:29,047
since Marilyn's day.
- Oh, you know, don't make...

545
00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:30,246
don't make me tired.

546
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,596
I-I read.

547
00:29:32,683 --> 00:29:33,989
I talk to the girls at the gym.

548
00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:36,035
Yeah, things have changed
on the surface,

549
00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:37,926
which means they haven't
really changed at all.

550
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,710
That's something that girls
your age don't understand.

551
00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:40,909
- Oh, my God. Here we go.

552
00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:42,781
"Girls my age."
- Yes, girls your age.

553
00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:44,870
I don't know,
you're so self-involved.

554
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:46,785
You're so entitled.

555
00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:48,569
I mean, is it,
is it your birthday,

556
00:29:48,656 --> 00:29:50,745
or is it Ernie's birthday?
- Are you serious?

557
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:52,616
I just said I didn't want
to sing the song.

558
00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:54,923
It's weird.
It's uncomfortable.

559
00:29:55,010 --> 00:29:56,185
- Oh, well, you know what?

560
00:29:56,272 --> 00:29:57,752
Things aren't always
100% comfortable.

561
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,188
Get over it.
And you know what?

562
00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:02,148
If you, if you want
to get along with a man

563
00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:04,193
and not be alone
your whole entire life

564
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,935
and build a relationship
that actually lasts,

565
00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:10,678
make peace with a little
discomfort now and then,

566
00:30:10,765 --> 00:30:13,115
a little compromise, okay?

567
00:30:13,202 --> 00:30:15,509
I wish, I wish I had known that

568
00:30:15,596 --> 00:30:17,641
the first time around,
with your father.

569
00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:18,904
- Mom.
- He thought he wasn't

570
00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:20,511
my number one,
and there's a few things

571
00:30:20,557 --> 00:30:21,837
I should've done
to let him know.

572
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:24,431
- Mom, it's not
your fault he left.

573
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:25,780
- It isn't.

574
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,307
You know, I get it.

575
00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:33,788
If you don't want to sing,
we won't sing.

576
00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:38,314
[upbeat music playing]

577
00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:42,057
[crowd cheering]

578
00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:46,975
♪ While tearing off
a game of golf ♪

579
00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:50,413
♪ I may make a play
for the caddy ♪

580
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:51,675
- Ah.

581
00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:55,984
♪ But when I do,
I don't follow through ♪

582
00:30:56,071 --> 00:31:01,076
♪ 'Cause my heart
belongs to Daddy ♪

583
00:31:01,163 --> 00:31:05,951
♪ If she invites
a boy some night ♪

584
00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:09,302
♪ To dine on my fine
finnan haddie ♪

585
00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:10,694
- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

586
00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:14,829
♪ She just adores
his asking for more ♪

587
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:18,615
♪ But her heart
belongs to Daddy ♪

588
00:31:18,702 --> 00:31:20,008
[men cheering]

589
00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:24,752
♪ Yes, my heart
belongs to Daddy ♪

590
00:31:24,839 --> 00:31:28,538
♪ So I simply
couldn't be bad ♪

591
00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:29,713
[crowd laughing]

592
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:34,109
♪ Yes, my heart
belongs to Daddy ♪

593
00:31:34,196 --> 00:31:38,157
♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da,
da-dah ♪

594
00:31:38,244 --> 00:31:39,245
[man]: Yeah!

595
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,247
♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da

596
00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:43,031
♪ Da-da-dah ♪

597
00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:45,512
[phone dings]

598
00:31:46,774 --> 00:31:48,123
[phone dings]

599
00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:50,299
- What's happening?
Is there an Amber Alert?

600
00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:51,910
Who's texting?

601
00:31:52,475 --> 00:31:54,390
- That would be Robert.

602
00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:57,002
- Robert? All right.

603
00:31:57,089 --> 00:31:58,699
I'm listening.
- He's great.

604
00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:01,243
I mean, we haven't
gone on an official date

605
00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:02,616
or anything yet, but...

606
00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:05,184
I think I really like him.

607
00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:06,837
- Good.

608
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,752
Well, he's got to go
through me first, so...

609
00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:11,668
- So?
- Hm?

610
00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:13,061
- What about you?

611
00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:14,671
Anyone special?

612
00:32:14,758 --> 00:32:16,456
- Um...
- Any... any guys?

613
00:32:16,543 --> 00:32:18,066
- Oh, yeah, right,

614
00:32:18,153 --> 00:32:20,001
last time we talked,
I was exploring sex with men.

615
00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:21,940
Um...
- You're not still?

616
00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:25,465
- Uh, what I've realized,
actually, is...

617
00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:27,249
I'm an ace...

618
00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:30,949
Uh, which is what
asexuals call themselves.

619
00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:34,474
Do you remember
when we were together

620
00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:37,085
just how, like,
out of my body I was,

621
00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:40,871
how I could never really,
like, enjoy sex?

622
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,873
So I thought I must be gay,

623
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,310
and so then I tried that,

624
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:46,442
and then that was just,
like, even weirder.

625
00:32:46,529 --> 00:32:49,358
Like, all of this, like,
bizarre pressure to,

626
00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:51,317
like, perform and to,
like, be this, like,

627
00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:54,624
sexual Tarzan or something,
and it felt awful.

628
00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:56,452
So then I looked it up,

629
00:32:56,539 --> 00:32:59,325
and it turns out
that being asexual is,

630
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:00,979
like, a real thing,

631
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,982
and since then,
I've just felt this relief

632
00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:06,985
because I finally don't have
to pretend to like sex anymore.

633
00:33:09,944 --> 00:33:13,034
Is-is that okay for me to say?

634
00:33:13,121 --> 00:33:14,993
- Oh, my God, yeah, of course.
- Okay.

635
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,864
- Of course. I...

636
00:33:16,951 --> 00:33:19,388
- But it's not like it was
because of, like, you.

637
00:33:19,475 --> 00:33:20,975
If you'd been the hottest
girl in the world,

638
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,479
I would've still been, like...

639
00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:24,872
And-and not that you're not.

640
00:33:24,959 --> 00:33:26,004
Not that you're...
- Okay.

641
00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,491
- Because you are.
- Clay, I get it.

642
00:33:27,570 --> 00:33:28,615
- Okay.

643
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,010
- Stop looking mortified.

644
00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:36,927
[funky music]

645
00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:44,892
♪ Ooh

646
00:34:02,257 --> 00:34:03,780
[sighs]

647
00:34:05,695 --> 00:34:10,178
♪ And where do we go from here

648
00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:15,879
♪ Which is the way
that's clear ♪

649
00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:21,494
♪ Still looking for
that blue jean baby queen ♪

650
00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:24,584
♪ Prettiest girl I ever seen

651
00:34:24,671 --> 00:34:27,152
♪ See her shake
on the movie screen ♪

652
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:28,675
♪ Jimmy Dean ♪

653
00:34:28,762 --> 00:34:30,285
[music stops abruptly]

654
00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:32,505
[crickets chirping outside]

655
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,017
[phone swooshes]

656
00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:12,849
[phone clicking]

657
00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:14,286
[phone swooshes]

658
00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:15,939
[cow mooing]

659
00:35:16,853 --> 00:35:18,812
[train rattling]

660
00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:30,824
[phone swooshes]

661
00:35:33,914 --> 00:35:35,394
[phone dings]

662
00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:46,666
- 'Cause I wanna get
the workers' comp.

663
00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:48,581
You'd do it too,
you crazy son of a b...

664
00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:49,756
[whistles]

665
00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:50,907
Mikey, why don't I hear you

666
00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:52,106
shucking oysters? Come on.

667
00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:54,456
[phone ringing]

668
00:35:54,543 --> 00:35:56,415
[thunder rumbling]

669
00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:00,288
[crow cawing]

670
00:36:02,856 --> 00:36:04,336
- I'm not saying
he's avoiding me.

671
00:36:04,423 --> 00:36:07,469
He still texts every day,
says good morning, good night.

672
00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:08,818
- Oh, maybe he's a doorman.

673
00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:10,274
- What's weird, though, is,
whenever I hint

674
00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:11,493
about getting together again...

675
00:36:11,517 --> 00:36:12,518
[mimics buzzer]

676
00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:15,477
Seriously? The buzzer?

677
00:36:15,564 --> 00:36:16,870
- Somebody's got to stop you.

678
00:36:16,957 --> 00:36:19,046
- You know, I could really
use some support here.

679
00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:21,657
I'm trying to figure out
what's going on with this guy.

680
00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:24,704
I'm worried he misinterpreted
a text I sent.

681
00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:26,488
- Text you sent?
What does that mean?

682
00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:29,839
No. A pic?

683
00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:31,624
No. What...

684
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:33,843
Tit, ass, pussy?

685
00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:36,019
What?
- No, of course not.

686
00:36:36,106 --> 00:36:37,606
Look, it doesn't matter
what the text was, okay?

687
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:39,719
I just don't want
to play games with him.

688
00:36:39,806 --> 00:36:41,610
- Right, so you'd just rather
expose your vulnerable soul

689
00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:43,157
to a fucking bearded giant?

690
00:36:43,766 --> 00:36:45,812
Seriously, this is me
being supportive.

691
00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:48,075
He holds all the cards
right now, so please,

692
00:36:48,162 --> 00:36:49,511
Margot, for the love of women,

693
00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:51,339
just take back your cards.

694
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,429
[phone dings]

695
00:36:58,128 --> 00:37:00,696
I know it's him.
- Actually, no.

696
00:37:00,783 --> 00:37:02,394
It's my mom,
worried I don't have

697
00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:05,179
enough down in my
winter coat, bizarrely.

698
00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:06,311
The woman's insane.

699
00:37:06,398 --> 00:37:07,834
[bright music]

700
00:37:20,716 --> 00:37:22,022
[phone swooshes]

701
00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:30,944
[♪♪]

702
00:37:31,031 --> 00:37:32,685
[phone clicking]

703
00:37:53,314 --> 00:37:54,968
That's where I work,

704
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:59,102
And "Star Wars" is boring!

705
00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:06,284
[phone clicking]

706
00:38:12,377 --> 00:38:14,509
[♪♪]

707
00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:37,140
[music stops abruptly]

708
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:41,144
Hey.
- Hey.

709
00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:44,234
- Let's do this.

710
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,498
- We're doing it. Um...

711
00:38:46,585 --> 00:38:47,585
[car door closes]

712
00:38:49,022 --> 00:38:51,546
[light music]

713
00:38:55,942 --> 00:38:57,813
[car door closes]

714
00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:05,343
- So...

715
00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:08,346
when was the last time
you saw "Empire Strikes Back"?

716
00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:12,785
- June.

717
00:39:12,872 --> 00:39:14,177
- Of this year?

718
00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:17,050
Wow.

719
00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:19,095
So you've seen it a lot.

720
00:39:21,924 --> 00:39:24,884
The only movie I've seen
that often is "Spirited Away."

721
00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,149
Do you know it?

722
00:39:30,150 --> 00:39:31,456
- Yeah, I know the director,

723
00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:32,935
but I haven't, haven't seen it.

724
00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:43,598
[car engine revving]

725
00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:47,080
[locks click]

726
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:55,697
[grunting]

727
00:39:57,003 --> 00:39:58,396
[gasps]

728
00:40:00,659 --> 00:40:02,225
I'm not gonna murder you.

729
00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:05,141
- Why would you say that?

730
00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:07,361
- It was a joke.

731
00:40:09,842 --> 00:40:11,887
- I know it was a joke.

732
00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:15,674
And hey, you can murder me
if you want.

733
00:40:17,502 --> 00:40:18,894
- Good to know.

734
00:40:25,379 --> 00:40:26,859
<i>[man in film]: Here.
And, Chewie?</i>

735
00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:28,208
[speaking Shyriiwook]

736
00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:31,405
<i>I think we ought to replace
the negative power coupling.</i>

737
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,560
[speaking Shyriiwook]

738
00:40:36,129 --> 00:40:38,087
[soft music plays]

739
00:40:38,174 --> 00:40:40,525
[objects clatter in film]

740
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,967
- Oh, no. I...

741
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:50,883
- Right. Right.

742
00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:57,280
<i>- Hey, Your Worship,
I'm only trying to help.</i>

743
00:40:57,367 --> 00:40:59,457
- I'd forgotten
so much of this movie.

744
00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:03,025
- You'll remember if you watch.

745
00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:05,158
<i>- So difficult sometimes.
- I do. I really do.</i>

746
00:41:06,289 --> 00:41:08,596
<i>You could be a little
nicer, though.</i>

747
00:41:08,683 --> 00:41:11,251
<i>Come on, admit it. Sometimes
you think I'm all right.</i>

748
00:41:13,688 --> 00:41:15,864
<i>- Occasionally, maybe.</i>

749
00:41:15,951 --> 00:41:17,475
- I was completely
obsessed with Leia's

750
00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:18,867
side buns when I was a kid.

751
00:41:18,954 --> 00:41:20,565
<i>- Scoundrel?</i>

752
00:41:20,652 --> 00:41:21,957
<i>Scoundrel?</i>

753
00:41:24,394 --> 00:41:26,266
<i>I like the sound of that.</i>

754
00:41:27,049 --> 00:41:28,311
<i>- Stop that.</i>

755
00:41:28,398 --> 00:41:29,878
<i>- Stop what?</i>

756
00:41:29,965 --> 00:41:32,098
<i>- Stop that.
My hands are dirty.</i>

757
00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:34,579
<i>- My hands are dirty too.
What are you afraid of?</i>

758
00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:35,797
<i>- Afraid?</i>

759
00:41:35,884 --> 00:41:37,190
<i>- You're trembling.</i>

760
00:41:37,277 --> 00:41:38,931
<i>- I'm not trembling.</i>

761
00:41:41,150 --> 00:41:43,805
<i>- You like me
because I'm a scoundrel.</i>

762
00:41:43,892 --> 00:41:45,938
<i>There are no scoundrels
in your life.</i>

763
00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:48,375
<i>- I happen to like nice men.</i>

764
00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:49,855
<i>- I'm a nice man.</i>

765
00:41:49,942 --> 00:41:51,204
<i>- No, you're not. You're...</i>

766
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:57,471
<i>- Sir, sir, I've isolated</i>
<i>the reverse power flux</i>
<i>coupling!</i>

767
00:41:57,558 --> 00:41:59,299
[laughing]

768
00:42:00,256 --> 00:42:02,737
<i>- Thank you.
Thank you very much.</i>

769
00:42:02,824 --> 00:42:05,044
<i>- Oh, you're perfectly
welcome, sir.</i>

770
00:42:07,089 --> 00:42:09,222
[action music plays]

771
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,139
[indistinct chatter]

772
00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:25,412
- So, uh, do you want
to get a drink or...

773
00:42:26,195 --> 00:42:28,589
- We could get a drink, I guess.

774
00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:29,895
- If you want.

775
00:42:34,508 --> 00:42:36,118
What's up?

776
00:42:36,597 --> 00:42:38,425
- Nothing.

777
00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:39,948
Just tired.

778
00:42:41,515 --> 00:42:43,909
- I'm sorry. I g...
Yeah, I guess you hated it.

779
00:42:45,693 --> 00:42:48,566
It's the first romantic movie
I ever saw, so I-I figured...

780
00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:57,618
It was about sharing,
it was about sharing

781
00:42:57,705 --> 00:43:00,360
something with her that I love

782
00:43:00,447 --> 00:43:03,406
that's romantic because...

783
00:43:04,973 --> 00:43:08,847
- Because your feelings
for her are romantic.

784
00:43:08,934 --> 00:43:12,590
- Margot is bright.
Margot is sophisticated.

785
00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:14,243
She knows about movies.

786
00:43:14,330 --> 00:43:18,073
She goes for the subtitled
stuff, like Japanese films.

787
00:43:19,771 --> 00:43:21,599
Maybe she's just
smarter than me.

788
00:43:24,384 --> 00:43:27,169
- And that's intimidating.

789
00:43:33,045 --> 00:43:35,613
- You don't have to apologize
for the movie.

790
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:37,025
There were lots of great
moments in it,

791
00:43:37,049 --> 00:43:39,747
like, uh, when Leia says
"I love you" and Han says...

792
00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,444
- "I know."
- Yeah.

793
00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:42,924
Classic, right?
- "Hahn. Hahn."

794
00:43:43,011 --> 00:43:44,273
- "Hahn?"
- You said "Haan."

795
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,448
- Sorry.
- Yeah.

796
00:43:45,535 --> 00:43:46,624
- Um...

797
00:43:48,016 --> 00:43:49,409
- Yeah, I love that.

798
00:43:51,019 --> 00:43:52,368
- It was a good idea,

799
00:43:52,455 --> 00:43:54,632
and a drink
is an even better idea.

800
00:43:55,284 --> 00:43:56,808
- Okay.

801
00:43:56,895 --> 00:43:58,723
Now we're talking.

802
00:43:58,810 --> 00:44:00,855
So where do,
where do you like to go?

803
00:44:00,942 --> 00:44:02,596
- I like Sonny's.

804
00:44:02,683 --> 00:44:04,424
- Sonny's, the student ghetto?

805
00:44:05,599 --> 00:44:07,383
I'll take you someplace better.

806
00:44:08,558 --> 00:44:13,825
♪ Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got love in my tummy ♪

807
00:44:13,912 --> 00:44:17,829
♪ And I feel
like loving you... ♪

808
00:44:18,525 --> 00:44:20,832
They make a mean whiskey sour.

809
00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:22,442
- Yup, you're good.

810
00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:23,809
- We don't have to wait in line.

811
00:44:23,878 --> 00:44:25,140
The guy knows me.

812
00:44:26,315 --> 00:44:27,989
- Yup, you're good.
- Hey, uh, I don't think...

813
00:44:28,013 --> 00:44:29,188
- Hey, man. Hey.
- Hey, man.

814
00:44:29,275 --> 00:44:30,842
- Good to see you. Yeah.
- How are you?

815
00:44:30,929 --> 00:44:32,582
Uh, excuse me,
I just need to see your ID.

816
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,497
- Uh, I'm with him.
- Oh, yeah. She's with me.

817
00:44:34,584 --> 00:44:35,866
- I just...
- Thanks. Thanks, man.

818
00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:38,676
- Yeah. I just need to see
your ID, please.

819
00:44:38,763 --> 00:44:40,808
♪ I love it so

820
00:44:43,115 --> 00:44:45,160
Uh, excuse me.

821
00:44:45,247 --> 00:44:47,510
♪ Sweeter than sugar

822
00:44:48,729 --> 00:44:49,904
Yeah, no.

823
00:44:49,991 --> 00:44:53,212
♪ I won't let you go

824
00:44:53,299 --> 00:44:54,300
You're good.

825
00:44:55,910 --> 00:44:57,105
Can you just hold on one second?

826
00:44:57,129 --> 00:45:00,001
♪ Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got love... ♪

827
00:45:00,088 --> 00:45:01,350
- Robert?

828
00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:04,702
Robert.

829
00:45:06,094 --> 00:45:07,966
- 'Scuse me. Dude.

830
00:45:08,053 --> 00:45:10,403
♪ The lovin'
that you're givin' ♪

831
00:45:10,490 --> 00:45:12,100
♪ Is what keeps me livin'

832
00:45:12,187 --> 00:45:13,885
- Hey.

833
00:45:13,972 --> 00:45:15,625
Hey.
- This is so embarrassing.

834
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:16,844
- What?

835
00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:22,154
Wait.

836
00:45:22,241 --> 00:45:23,459
How old are you?

837
00:45:26,462 --> 00:45:27,986
- 20.

838
00:45:28,943 --> 00:45:30,292
- 20?

839
00:45:30,379 --> 00:45:32,077
I thought you said
you were older.

840
00:45:32,164 --> 00:45:33,731
- I told you I was a sophomore.

841
00:45:33,818 --> 00:45:37,212
- No, you told me that you did,
like, a gap year, so...

842
00:45:37,952 --> 00:45:39,388
What the fuck?

843
00:45:39,475 --> 00:45:40,955
- Look, I'm 20, okay?

844
00:45:42,348 --> 00:45:43,741
I'm sorry.

845
00:45:50,051 --> 00:45:52,010
- Honey...

846
00:45:52,097 --> 00:45:53,446
Don't, don't be sorry.

847
00:45:53,533 --> 00:45:54,969
I'm the one that's sorry.

848
00:45:56,928 --> 00:45:58,581
- You must think
I'm such an idiot,

849
00:45:58,668 --> 00:46:00,322
crying 'cause
I didn't get into a bar.

850
00:46:00,409 --> 00:46:02,107
- No, no, no, no.

851
00:46:02,194 --> 00:46:03,543
No.

852
00:46:07,112 --> 00:46:09,157
No, I don't think that at all.

853
00:46:11,246 --> 00:46:12,682
- I must look awful.

854
00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:20,255
- There was something
about that cool,

855
00:46:20,342 --> 00:46:23,345
crisp autumnal air

856
00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:27,436
and the tears
rolling down her cheeks.

857
00:46:28,568 --> 00:46:31,005
She was just so open

858
00:46:31,092 --> 00:46:32,659
and so vulnerable

859
00:46:32,746 --> 00:46:37,185
and so incredibly sexy.

860
00:46:38,447 --> 00:46:41,015
She had never looked
so beautiful.

861
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,671
- What you were discovering
in that moment

862
00:46:44,758 --> 00:46:46,673
was the depth of your longing.

863
00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:51,852
- Oh, 100%.

864
00:47:16,485 --> 00:47:18,052
- Tell me about the kiss.

865
00:47:19,227 --> 00:47:21,490
[Margot]: I know this is your
hour and I'm crashing...

866
00:47:21,577 --> 00:47:23,449
- Go on.

867
00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:25,016
I can handle it.

868
00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:28,758
[exhales]
- It was a terrible kiss.

869
00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:32,458
To be honest,
it's hard to believe

870
00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:34,286
a grown man could be
this bad at kissing.

871
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:40,031
But at the same time,
I suddenly felt a tenderness,

872
00:47:40,118 --> 00:47:41,946
I guess you'd call it.

873
00:47:42,033 --> 00:47:44,992
I mean, here he is,
older than me,

874
00:47:45,079 --> 00:47:47,038
and yet already,
I know so much more

875
00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:48,039
about kissing than he does.

876
00:47:48,126 --> 00:47:49,301
- Hey, hey.

877
00:47:49,388 --> 00:47:51,129
- Hey. No, I'm sorry.
- Easy.

878
00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:54,915
- Hm.

879
00:47:55,002 --> 00:47:57,613
But what was that
a tenderness, Margot?

880
00:47:57,700 --> 00:48:00,181
Or was that sensation a shift

881
00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:02,923
in the power dynamics
between you two,

882
00:48:03,010 --> 00:48:06,709
a shift that wound up
in your favor?

883
00:48:20,419 --> 00:48:22,638
[distant pounding music]

884
00:48:32,866 --> 00:48:34,215
- Let's get out of here.

885
00:48:39,873 --> 00:48:41,875
[phone clicking]

886
00:48:41,962 --> 00:48:46,140
♪ I really love it
when you tell me to stop ♪

887
00:48:46,227 --> 00:48:50,057
♪ Oh, it's turning me on

888
00:48:50,144 --> 00:48:52,320
[phone ringing]

889
00:48:59,327 --> 00:49:01,025
Here you go, sweetheart.

890
00:49:02,852 --> 00:49:05,072
- Cheers, to you.

891
00:49:05,159 --> 00:49:06,595
- Me?

892
00:49:06,682 --> 00:49:09,729
- Well, yeah, I almost
ruined another evening,

893
00:49:09,816 --> 00:49:12,862
but you, yet again, saved us.

894
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:15,561
- Okay, to me. I'll take it.

895
00:49:18,651 --> 00:49:20,091
- I just wish making a mess
of things

896
00:49:20,174 --> 00:49:21,828
was considered a superpower.

897
00:49:21,915 --> 00:49:24,222
Then I could star
in my own superhero movie.

898
00:49:24,613 --> 00:49:27,486
- Yeah, maybe we should call you
Homo "Ha-bee-lees" Girl.

899
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,229
- Homo Habilis? Nice.

900
00:49:31,316 --> 00:49:33,622
- Homo "Ha-bill-iss."
I knew that.

901
00:49:33,709 --> 00:49:35,929
[Margot chuckles]
I definitely knew that.

902
00:49:36,016 --> 00:49:39,106
I can read a human
evolution chart.

903
00:49:39,193 --> 00:49:40,455
You had one in your lab.

904
00:49:42,544 --> 00:49:46,113
So, uh, what's your
kryptonite, then,

905
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,985
Homo Habilis Girl?

906
00:49:49,377 --> 00:49:51,336
- Well, Homo habilis
was the main diet

907
00:49:51,423 --> 00:49:53,860
of large predatory animals.

908
00:49:53,947 --> 00:49:56,123
- Ouch.
[chuckling]

909
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:02,086
Ah, well, I don't think
there are any superheroes

910
00:50:02,173 --> 00:50:05,306
whose weakness is being
somebody's dinner.

911
00:50:05,393 --> 00:50:08,005
- Good. I like to think
I'm original.

912
00:50:08,092 --> 00:50:11,051
- To Homo Habilis Girl,
an original.

913
00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:15,229
[chuckles]

914
00:50:22,323 --> 00:50:24,456
- I'm not saying I will
have sex with him.

915
00:50:24,543 --> 00:50:27,111
I'm just saying if I did,

916
00:50:27,198 --> 00:50:29,591
I think he'd really
like it, because...

917
00:50:29,678 --> 00:50:31,004
Okay, this is gonna
sound kind of bad,

918
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:35,249
but I think he may not be
all that experienced.

919
00:50:35,336 --> 00:50:36,642
<i>[Taylor]: Dude, you're drunk.</i>

920
00:50:36,729 --> 00:50:38,339
- Okay, I'm not drunk.

921
00:50:38,426 --> 00:50:40,124
I've had two beers.

922
00:50:41,081 --> 00:50:42,952
Three, max.

923
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,321
<i>- Wait, he's a terrible kisser.</i>

924
00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:45,985
<i>Why are we even having
this conversation?</i>

925
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,654
- Because, okay,

926
00:50:48,741 --> 00:50:50,569
maybe the sex
will be like the kiss,

927
00:50:50,656 --> 00:50:53,006
you know, clumsy and sort of...

928
00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:57,097
Mauling.

929
00:50:57,184 --> 00:50:59,056
<i>- You can hear yourself
now, right?</i>

930
00:50:59,143 --> 00:51:02,755
- But on the other hand,
I think he'd be...

931
00:51:02,842 --> 00:51:04,061
[traffic whooshing]

932
00:51:04,148 --> 00:51:05,366
[horn honks]

933
00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:06,802
Oh, someone's happy.

934
00:51:06,889 --> 00:51:08,239
[panting]

935
00:51:08,326 --> 00:51:09,457
Grateful.

936
00:51:09,544 --> 00:51:10,763
<i>- Margot.</i>

937
00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:12,678
- I know that sounds
really bad, but...

938
00:51:14,941 --> 00:51:18,336
I... Yeah, I-I think
he would like it.

939
00:51:19,859 --> 00:51:21,208
<i>- Listen to me.</i>

940
00:51:21,295 --> 00:51:23,776
<i>Call Lyft now.</i>

941
00:51:23,863 --> 00:51:24,994
[sighs]

942
00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:26,953
- Yeah.

943
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,434
Maybe I should just go.

944
00:51:29,521 --> 00:51:30,870
<i>- Yes, thank you.</i>

945
00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:32,277
<i>That is your smart
brain talking.</i>

946
00:51:32,306 --> 00:51:34,308
<i>Just take a deep breath,
go back out there,</i>

947
00:51:34,395 --> 00:51:35,788
<i>and call it a night.</i>

948
00:51:37,050 --> 00:51:38,269
- Okay.

949
00:51:38,356 --> 00:51:39,574
Bye.

950
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,454
[kisses]

951
00:51:49,541 --> 00:51:51,282
[chuckles]

952
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,285
♪ And the emptiness ♪

953
00:51:54,372 --> 00:51:57,070
♪ And the hopelessness

954
00:51:57,157 --> 00:51:59,768
♪ Are fine

955
00:51:59,855 --> 00:52:03,337
♪ Because sometimes...

956
00:52:03,424 --> 00:52:05,165
Hey.

957
00:52:05,252 --> 00:52:06,645
Want to get out of here?

958
00:52:07,385 --> 00:52:09,343
- Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.

959
00:52:09,430 --> 00:52:12,825
♪ You were mine ♪

960
00:52:16,437 --> 00:52:17,960
[chuckles]

961
00:52:22,922 --> 00:52:25,620
[upbeat music]

962
00:52:36,196 --> 00:52:37,937
[keys jingle]

963
00:52:39,634 --> 00:52:41,549
♪ I wouldn't know

964
00:52:41,636 --> 00:52:42,855
[car horn beeps]

965
00:52:42,942 --> 00:52:45,597
♪ Where to start

966
00:52:45,684 --> 00:52:51,124
♪ If you ever were to ask me

967
00:52:51,211 --> 00:52:54,867
♪ If I ever came to see

968
00:52:55,476 --> 00:52:57,783
♪ So is this why

969
00:52:59,001 --> 00:53:02,788
♪ You're proposing to me

970
00:53:03,658 --> 00:53:04,572
- Don't...

971
00:53:04,659 --> 00:53:07,575
♪ The front seat to young Peru

972
00:53:07,662 --> 00:53:09,621
♪ To sit in fear...

973
00:53:12,145 --> 00:53:14,408
Well, here it is, my house.

974
00:53:15,888 --> 00:53:17,585
- It's great.

975
00:53:17,672 --> 00:53:19,805
- Yeah, yeah, it's okay.

976
00:53:19,892 --> 00:53:21,415
Uh, just give me one sec.

977
00:53:21,502 --> 00:53:22,938
♪ You notice

978
00:53:23,025 --> 00:53:24,026
- It's cute.

979
00:53:24,113 --> 00:53:27,247
♪ If only you dare

980
00:53:27,334 --> 00:53:31,512
♪ I've got to stop
this obsession ♪

981
00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:33,949
♪ I've got to stay... ♪

982
00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:36,517
I've never dated
a guy with a house,

983
00:53:36,604 --> 00:53:37,823
not dated.

984
00:53:39,955 --> 00:53:44,699
Uh, you know, someone with whom
I'm going on a date.

985
00:53:48,050 --> 00:53:49,661
- Sorry, I couldn't hear you.

986
00:53:49,748 --> 00:53:53,404
- Uh, you sure do
like Harrison Ford.

987
00:53:53,491 --> 00:53:55,406
- Well, yeah.

988
00:53:55,493 --> 00:53:57,059
If you're old-school,
Harrison Ford

989
00:53:57,146 --> 00:53:59,018
is the perfect degree of cool.

990
00:53:59,932 --> 00:54:01,629
- As opposed to?

991
00:54:01,716 --> 00:54:04,415
- Have you even seen
an Indiana Jones movie?

992
00:54:04,502 --> 00:54:06,982
- Yeah.
- No, you haven't.

993
00:54:08,810 --> 00:54:10,725
[chuckling]

994
00:54:10,812 --> 00:54:13,554
What... Name an Indiana Jones
movie right now.

995
00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:16,427
- Um...

996
00:54:16,514 --> 00:54:18,342
- Three, two, one...

997
00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:19,865
- "Shrine of Doom."

998
00:54:19,952 --> 00:54:21,258
- Shrine? Wow.

999
00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:23,825
- I...
- That's ridiculous.

1000
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,743
All right, you...
you got a lot to learn, kiddo.

1001
00:54:28,830 --> 00:54:31,006
I'm gonna grab us,
uh, a beverage.

1002
00:54:32,486 --> 00:54:33,705
- Where are your cats?

1003
00:54:33,792 --> 00:54:35,184
- It's "Temple."

1004
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:37,317
[glasses clinking]

1005
00:54:47,588 --> 00:54:49,416
[phone clicking]

1006
00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,298
[ominous music]

1007
00:55:06,912 --> 00:55:08,479
[lights zapping]

1008
00:55:12,221 --> 00:55:13,266
Okay.

1009
00:55:18,445 --> 00:55:19,968
Stay a while.

1010
00:55:49,258 --> 00:55:50,347
Mm.

1011
00:56:03,751 --> 00:56:06,145
Oh, my God, you're so sexy.

1012
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:10,018
Want to go to the bedroom?

1013
00:56:13,544 --> 00:56:15,981
[panting]

1014
00:56:20,159 --> 00:56:21,465
Yeah.

1015
00:56:21,552 --> 00:56:22,683
Yeah.

1016
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:30,256
[Robert exhales]

1017
00:56:40,962 --> 00:56:42,355
[buttons clicking]

1018
00:56:42,442 --> 00:56:45,837
[synth pop music plays]

1019
00:56:50,972 --> 00:56:52,017
- Hey.

1020
00:56:52,931 --> 00:56:55,020
Do we want to do this?

1021
00:56:55,107 --> 00:56:57,196
- We did, before.

1022
00:56:57,283 --> 00:56:58,893
- So tell him
we've changed our mind.

1023
00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:00,220
- It was our idea to come here.

1024
00:57:00,286 --> 00:57:01,853
- We made a mistake.

1025
00:57:01,940 --> 00:57:03,115
We can still fix it.

1026
00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:06,074
- And what will we say
that won't be...

1027
00:57:06,161 --> 00:57:09,948
messy and hurtful and awful?

1028
00:57:10,035 --> 00:57:11,993
- We tell him the truth.

1029
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,734
We should be allowed to do that.

1030
00:57:13,821 --> 00:57:16,302
- It's just easier
to get it over with.

1031
00:57:17,564 --> 00:57:20,741
♪ Painful to me,
pierce right through me ♪

1032
00:57:22,003 --> 00:57:23,222
[Robert exhales]

1033
00:57:23,309 --> 00:57:25,224
♪ Oh, my little girl

1034
00:57:25,311 --> 00:57:27,182
♪ All I ever wanted

1035
00:57:27,269 --> 00:57:28,880
♪ All I ever needed

1036
00:57:28,967 --> 00:57:32,710
♪ Is here in my arms

1037
00:57:32,797 --> 00:57:33,972
- Sorry.

1038
00:57:34,059 --> 00:57:37,845
♪ Words are very
unnecessary... ♪

1039
00:57:37,932 --> 00:57:39,978
[panting]

1040
00:57:46,593 --> 00:57:49,335
- Look, he was sweet
when he kissed our forehead.

1041
00:57:49,422 --> 00:57:50,641
- So?

1042
00:57:50,728 --> 00:57:52,817
- So let's think of that.

1043
00:57:52,904 --> 00:57:54,209
There.

1044
00:57:54,296 --> 00:57:56,124
- Wait. I got it.

1045
00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:01,216
Is it all right
if I take this off?

1046
00:58:01,303 --> 00:58:02,479
[panting]

1047
00:58:02,566 --> 00:58:05,046
- Okay. Okay.

1048
00:58:08,702 --> 00:58:09,834
[Robert sighs]

1049
00:58:14,534 --> 00:58:15,753
- Yeah.

1050
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,232
You do it.

1051
00:58:17,755 --> 00:58:20,279
Oh, shit.

1052
00:58:20,366 --> 00:58:21,367
Oh, my God.

1053
00:58:21,454 --> 00:58:23,412
- See? He's grateful.

1054
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,371
And that's the part
of this that's,

1055
00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:28,026
you know, good.

1056
00:58:28,113 --> 00:58:30,028
- I'm sorry, which part
of this is good?

1057
00:58:30,115 --> 00:58:31,464
- Like, how much he wants us.

1058
00:58:31,551 --> 00:58:33,118
[Robert sighs]

1059
00:58:33,205 --> 00:58:35,076
How he's looking at us.

1060
00:58:35,163 --> 00:58:36,469
You know, he...

1061
00:58:36,556 --> 00:58:38,079
[Robert pants]

1062
00:58:38,166 --> 00:58:42,083
He's clearly overwhelmed
by how young

1063
00:58:42,170 --> 00:58:44,085
and pretty we are,

1064
00:58:44,172 --> 00:58:47,088
by our smooth skin,
our perfect breasts.

1065
00:58:47,175 --> 00:58:48,394
- Oh, yes.

1066
00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:50,309
- Yeah, I'm not saying it
in a bragging way.

1067
00:58:50,396 --> 00:58:53,486
I'm just saying, you know,
look how much he wants us.

1068
00:58:53,573 --> 00:58:55,749
He's probably never
wanted a girl this much

1069
00:58:55,836 --> 00:58:56,881
in his whole life.

1070
00:58:56,968 --> 00:58:59,013
[panting]

1071
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:01,712
Although that noise
is getting really annoying.

1072
00:59:01,799 --> 00:59:02,887
[Robert moans]

1073
00:59:02,974 --> 00:59:04,410
Do you think we can
ask him to stop?

1074
00:59:04,497 --> 00:59:06,760
- Oh, so now you're ready
to be honest?

1075
00:59:08,153 --> 00:59:09,371
- Wait, could I...

1076
00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:10,982
Can you turn over?

1077
00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:14,986
- Okay.

1078
00:59:17,118 --> 00:59:18,380
- I'm taking these off.

1079
00:59:19,643 --> 00:59:22,820
♪ Is here in my arms

1080
00:59:25,344 --> 00:59:27,389
[Robert]: Okay. Oh, fuck.

1081
00:59:27,476 --> 00:59:28,608
Okay.

1082
00:59:28,695 --> 00:59:30,741
[Robert pants]

1083
00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:40,489
What?

1084
00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:42,404
Did I hurt you?

1085
00:59:42,491 --> 00:59:44,189
It's too strong?

1086
00:59:44,276 --> 00:59:45,712
- A little.
- Yeah.

1087
00:59:47,975 --> 00:59:49,237
Wait.

1088
00:59:51,457 --> 00:59:55,679
I'm sorry, have...
Have you ever... done this?

1089
00:59:55,766 --> 00:59:57,028
- Done what?

1090
00:59:59,813 --> 01:00:02,163
- Have you ever
done this before?

1091
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,776
[laughing]

1092
01:00:10,258 --> 01:00:12,957
- I'm sorry, can you imagine
if this was our first time?

1093
01:00:13,044 --> 01:00:14,436
- Like...

1094
01:00:16,177 --> 01:00:19,833
- I didn't... I didn't know.
That's why I asked.

1095
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,141
- No, no, it...
it was nice of you to ask.

1096
01:00:24,882 --> 01:00:26,535
I have had sex, though.

1097
01:00:28,450 --> 01:00:31,453
But I'm sorry,
I shouldn't have laughed.

1098
01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:34,108
- No, you don't
have to apologize.

1099
01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:37,721
- I guess I'm just
nervous or something.

1100
01:00:37,808 --> 01:00:40,898
♪ Anyone but you

1101
01:00:40,985 --> 01:00:42,377
- You're nervous?

1102
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:47,339
You don't have to be nervous.

1103
01:00:47,426 --> 01:00:49,907
♪ Are the stars... ♪

1104
01:00:49,994 --> 01:00:52,692
Just take it slow.

1105
01:00:53,998 --> 01:00:56,174
- Oh, God, anything but slow.

1106
01:00:56,261 --> 01:00:58,655
- Dude, you just told him
you were nervous.

1107
01:00:58,742 --> 01:01:00,395
How did you think
he was gonna respond?

1108
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:02,963
- God, I don't know what...

1109
01:01:03,050 --> 01:01:04,095
- Yeah.

1110
01:01:05,357 --> 01:01:08,490
Oh, he...
Okay, he's not giving up.

1111
01:01:08,577 --> 01:01:09,666
- Yeah. Mm.

1112
01:01:09,753 --> 01:01:11,406
Like, definitely not giving up.

1113
01:01:12,190 --> 01:01:13,626
- Mm.

1114
01:01:13,713 --> 01:01:16,150
Oh, shit, that's so good.

1115
01:01:16,237 --> 01:01:17,891
Okay. Lay back.

1116
01:01:21,025 --> 01:01:23,157
Oh, God,
now he's getting a condom.

1117
01:01:23,244 --> 01:01:25,029
- Fuck, where is it?
- Mom will be happy.

1118
01:01:25,116 --> 01:01:26,987
- I don't want to think
about Mom right now.

1119
01:01:27,074 --> 01:01:29,468
- Yeah, because you know
you shouldn't be doing this.

1120
01:01:30,643 --> 01:01:32,166
It's not what you want.

1121
01:01:32,253 --> 01:01:35,300
Say, "I have changed my mind."

1122
01:01:35,387 --> 01:01:37,084
[Robert]: I want
to fuck you so bad.

1123
01:01:37,171 --> 01:01:38,782
You want to fuck me?

1124
01:01:38,869 --> 01:01:40,261
- Mm-hmm.

1125
01:01:43,395 --> 01:01:44,962
- Oh, shit.

1126
01:01:45,049 --> 01:01:47,921
Oh. Oh.

1127
01:01:48,008 --> 01:01:49,357
Oh, you like that?

1128
01:01:49,444 --> 01:01:51,533
You like that, College Girl?

1129
01:01:55,363 --> 01:01:57,931
I always wanted to fuck
a girl with nice tits.

1130
01:02:00,586 --> 01:02:04,155
- Oh, my God, how much porn
does this guy watch?

1131
01:02:04,242 --> 01:02:05,852
- Say it.

1132
01:02:08,115 --> 01:02:09,987
- Turn over.

1133
01:02:11,684 --> 01:02:13,730
[panting]

1134
01:02:13,817 --> 01:02:15,079
[thuds]
- Ow!

1135
01:02:16,428 --> 01:02:17,908
Jesus.
- Sorry. Sorry.

1136
01:02:17,995 --> 01:02:19,518
- It's fine. It's fine.
- Sorry.

1137
01:02:19,605 --> 01:02:20,737
Okay.

1138
01:02:21,912 --> 01:02:24,653
Oh, yeah, you make my dick
so fucking hard.

1139
01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:25,959
- Okay.
- Oh, yeah!

1140
01:02:26,046 --> 01:02:27,352
- You see the bind we're in.

1141
01:02:27,439 --> 01:02:28,875
- My dick's so hard.

1142
01:02:28,962 --> 01:02:32,444
- We're in a strange house
with a guy we don't know.

1143
01:02:32,531 --> 01:02:34,272
There's no one
within hearing distance.

1144
01:02:34,359 --> 01:02:36,719
I mean, who knows what he could
do if I really piss him off?

1145
01:02:36,796 --> 01:02:38,363
- If you think this guy
could hurt you,

1146
01:02:38,450 --> 01:02:39,930
then why are you here?

1147
01:02:42,323 --> 01:02:44,369
[slapping]

1148
01:02:45,457 --> 01:02:46,763
- Come here.

1149
01:02:48,242 --> 01:02:50,133
- I mean, is this supposed
to be for your benefit?

1150
01:02:50,157 --> 01:02:51,855
- Oh, God, shut the fuck up.

1151
01:02:53,334 --> 01:02:54,683
- Okay. There we go.

1152
01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:55,859
There we go.

1153
01:02:55,946 --> 01:02:58,165
Oh, yeah.
- Stars.

1154
01:02:59,645 --> 01:03:00,733
That's nice.

1155
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:03,083
[Robert]: Yeah. Yeah.

1156
01:03:03,997 --> 01:03:05,042
Yeah.

1157
01:03:09,350 --> 01:03:11,918
[Robert]: Just tilt. Tilt. Yeah.

1158
01:03:12,005 --> 01:03:13,572
How's that? There we go.

1159
01:03:13,659 --> 01:03:15,661
That a girl. That's it.

1160
01:03:15,748 --> 01:03:17,881
[panting]

1161
01:03:21,536 --> 01:03:23,060
- No, I know.

1162
01:03:23,147 --> 01:03:24,452
It's pretty bad.

1163
01:03:24,539 --> 01:03:25,758
- Yeah.

1164
01:03:25,845 --> 01:03:27,194
- You're right.

1165
01:03:27,281 --> 01:03:28,543
[both]: This needs to be over.

1166
01:03:29,762 --> 01:03:31,155
- Oh, yeah!

1167
01:03:31,242 --> 01:03:33,113
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God, yeah!

1168
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,680
Uh!
- You want me to come?

1169
01:03:34,767 --> 01:03:36,638
- Yeah, so fucking bad,
come on, come for me.

1170
01:03:36,725 --> 01:03:37,901
- I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
- Mm.

1171
01:03:37,988 --> 01:03:39,598
Oh, yeah? Ah!

1172
01:03:39,685 --> 01:03:41,121
Ah, I'm gonna come too.

1173
01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:43,471
[moaning]

1174
01:03:43,558 --> 01:03:45,996
- Oh, shit. Oh.

1175
01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:48,650
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

1176
01:03:48,737 --> 01:03:51,088
Oh. Oh.

1177
01:03:53,525 --> 01:03:55,396
Oh, good girl.

1178
01:04:01,054 --> 01:04:03,143
Oh, my God.

1179
01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:04,928
Fuck.

1180
01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:09,976
[footsteps]

1181
01:04:12,326 --> 01:04:13,806
Wow.

1182
01:04:16,026 --> 01:04:19,246
- This is the worst
life decision I've ever made.

1183
01:04:19,333 --> 01:04:20,552
[urinating]

1184
01:04:20,639 --> 01:04:22,095
[Robert]: Well, what do you
want to do now?

1185
01:04:22,119 --> 01:04:23,772
Want to watch a movie?

1186
01:04:25,122 --> 01:04:27,472
I must have something
with subtitles.

1187
01:04:28,299 --> 01:04:31,606
Actually, I think I have
a bootleg "Working Girl"

1188
01:04:31,693 --> 01:04:33,521
from Belgium with English...

1189
01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:35,523
[movie playing]

1190
01:04:35,610 --> 01:04:38,657
[woman speaking French]

1191
01:04:41,529 --> 01:04:44,358
[man speaking French]

1192
01:04:44,445 --> 01:04:45,664
Sorry.

1193
01:04:45,751 --> 01:04:46,926
- It's okay.

1194
01:04:47,013 --> 01:04:50,016
[woman speaking French]

1195
01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:00,897
How old are you?

1196
01:05:06,598 --> 01:05:07,904
- 33.

1197
01:05:10,036 --> 01:05:11,255
- 33?

1198
01:05:12,691 --> 01:05:14,131
- Yeah, is that...
is that a problem?

1199
01:05:15,302 --> 01:05:16,956
- No, it's not a problem.

1200
01:05:18,305 --> 01:05:20,829
- You sure?
- Yeah.

1201
01:05:22,788 --> 01:05:24,094
- Okay.

1202
01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:26,923
I mean, I was gonna...
I was gonna tell you,

1203
01:05:27,010 --> 01:05:29,577
but I wasn't sure
how you'd take it.

1204
01:05:32,363 --> 01:05:33,842
[Robert chuckles]

1205
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,322
Okay.

1206
01:05:37,194 --> 01:05:38,935
[sighs]

1207
01:05:45,289 --> 01:05:48,161
To tell you the truth,

1208
01:05:48,248 --> 01:05:50,381
I was actually really worried
when you went home...

1209
01:05:52,644 --> 01:05:54,167
You know, for break...

1210
01:05:56,126 --> 01:05:57,475
Because...

1211
01:05:59,303 --> 01:06:00,889
I kind of thought
that we were together...

1212
01:06:00,913 --> 01:06:02,393
I mean, I know it
was mostly text,

1213
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:07,224
but I thought that we were
starting something, and then,

1214
01:06:07,311 --> 01:06:10,357
well, I guessed that you were
committed to me

1215
01:06:10,444 --> 01:06:13,230
or not commit... But, like,
a little committed to me.

1216
01:06:13,317 --> 01:06:14,927
And so...

1217
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,278
you went home,
and then this weird loop

1218
01:06:18,365 --> 01:06:19,976
kept playing in my head
that was like,

1219
01:06:20,063 --> 01:06:22,108
a girl as pretty as Margot,

1220
01:06:22,195 --> 01:06:24,545
she definitely went out
with some stud boyfriend

1221
01:06:24,632 --> 01:06:26,591
in high school,
and I kept thinking,

1222
01:06:26,678 --> 01:06:28,723
she's definitely gonna
hook up with this guy,

1223
01:06:28,810 --> 01:06:31,074
despite what's happening
between us,

1224
01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:33,772
and then you sent that...

1225
01:06:33,859 --> 01:06:36,993
that photo of your breasts,

1226
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:38,733
and then you said
it was a mistake,

1227
01:06:38,820 --> 01:06:41,214
and I thought,

1228
01:06:41,301 --> 01:06:43,782
that's definitely for that
fucking total douche boyfriend,

1229
01:06:43,869 --> 01:06:46,219
and, you know,
you're probably considering

1230
01:06:46,306 --> 01:06:48,874
fucking him if you weren't
already fucking him.

1231
01:06:50,963 --> 01:06:53,705
And now I know that was...

1232
01:06:53,792 --> 01:06:56,490
obviously wrong, and I should've
just trusted you.

1233
01:07:00,886 --> 01:07:04,107
- My former boyfriend
is asexual now,

1234
01:07:04,977 --> 01:07:08,633
as in doesn't want to have sex
with anyone ever again.

1235
01:07:09,982 --> 01:07:12,245
[Robert scoffs]
- Well, that's...

1236
01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:16,032
that's good to know, because I...

1237
01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:17,903
I think we're really
good together.

1238
01:07:19,774 --> 01:07:21,472
I mean, I had a good
time tonight.

1239
01:07:23,213 --> 01:07:24,431
Didn't you?

1240
01:07:24,518 --> 01:07:25,911
- Yeah, I did.

1241
01:07:25,998 --> 01:07:28,392
- Yeah.
- Um, but I should...

1242
01:07:28,479 --> 01:07:30,307
probably go now.

1243
01:07:30,394 --> 01:07:32,613
- N-no.

1244
01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:36,661
No, you got to stay over.
- I can't.

1245
01:07:36,748 --> 01:07:38,421
- No, I'll make you scrambled
eggs in the morning.

1246
01:07:38,445 --> 01:07:41,970
- Thank you, but, um,
my roommate will be worried.

1247
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:43,450
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

1248
01:07:43,537 --> 01:07:46,497
- Right. Got to get
back to that dorm.

1249
01:07:46,584 --> 01:07:48,847
- Yep, 'cause that's...
that's where I live.

1250
01:07:53,982 --> 01:07:55,897
[engine revving]

1251
01:07:59,162 --> 01:08:00,722
[Robert, softly]:
Why don't you like me?

1252
01:08:03,340 --> 01:08:04,950
Why don't you like me?

1253
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:08,867
Why don't you like me?

1254
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,089
Answer me!
Why don't you like me?

1255
01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:15,526
Why don't you like me? Why?!

1256
01:08:15,613 --> 01:08:17,441
[thunder booming]

1257
01:08:20,618 --> 01:08:21,619
[seatbelt clicking]

1258
01:08:21,706 --> 01:08:22,881
- Here I am.

1259
01:08:25,405 --> 01:08:26,972
- Hey.

1260
01:08:31,846 --> 01:08:33,805
Glad we got to go on our date.

1261
01:08:34,762 --> 01:08:36,329
- Guess that was our date.

1262
01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:38,810
Okay.

1263
01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,127
[keys jingle]

1264
01:08:51,214 --> 01:08:52,563
[phone dings]

1265
01:09:00,353 --> 01:09:02,007
Oh, God.

1266
01:09:18,589 --> 01:09:22,245
[soft music]

1267
01:10:04,330 --> 01:10:06,419
[indistinct chatter]

1268
01:10:14,514 --> 01:10:17,691
- So... how was it?

1269
01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:19,258
- Great, if you like a guy

1270
01:10:19,345 --> 01:10:21,739
that spends ten hours
a day on YouPorn.

1271
01:10:21,826 --> 01:10:24,524
- So what was his go-to move,
the reverse squatting cowgirl?

1272
01:10:24,611 --> 01:10:25,830
- Don't make me relive it.

1273
01:10:25,917 --> 01:10:27,658
- Or that awful hand thing

1274
01:10:27,745 --> 01:10:29,462
where their fingers are,
like, moving so fast

1275
01:10:29,486 --> 01:10:30,791
that your vagina
starts to smoke?

1276
01:10:30,878 --> 01:10:32,445
[chuckles]
- What is that?

1277
01:10:34,055 --> 01:10:36,232
Right now, I just have to
figure out what I'm gonna do.

1278
01:10:37,537 --> 01:10:38,756
- Block his number.

1279
01:10:39,496 --> 01:10:41,237
- That's a little harsh,

1280
01:10:41,324 --> 01:10:44,457
and even if I did ghost him,
how long till he got the hint?

1281
01:10:44,544 --> 01:10:46,851
Maybe his messages
will keep coming forever.

1282
01:10:46,938 --> 01:10:48,418
Maybe they'll never end.

1283
01:10:49,767 --> 01:10:51,377
- Were his cats at least cute?

1284
01:10:53,771 --> 01:10:55,686
- I never saw them.

1285
01:10:55,773 --> 01:10:56,948
- Like, never?

1286
01:10:58,123 --> 01:11:00,343
Uh-oh. That's...

1287
01:11:00,430 --> 01:11:01,996
That's not good.

1288
01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:03,824
- It is weird, isn't it?

1289
01:11:05,130 --> 01:11:07,001
Why would he lie
about having cats?

1290
01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:10,744
- Because liking cats makes
a guy seem nonthreatening,

1291
01:11:10,831 --> 01:11:13,094
harmless, sensitive, even.

1292
01:11:13,181 --> 01:11:15,575
He lied because that's how
he wants you to think he is.

1293
01:11:17,795 --> 01:11:19,057
Think about it.

1294
01:11:19,144 --> 01:11:20,537
He's hiding something.

1295
01:11:20,624 --> 01:11:21,668
[phone dings]

1296
01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:33,550
- So fucking not.

1297
01:11:50,871 --> 01:11:52,525
[groans]

1298
01:11:54,527 --> 01:11:56,964
[breathing deeply]

1299
01:12:01,099 --> 01:12:02,709
One of us has to die.

1300
01:12:04,842 --> 01:12:06,122
[horn honking, tires screeching]

1301
01:12:06,147 --> 01:12:07,323
[zapping]

1302
01:12:07,410 --> 01:12:08,759
[screaming]

1303
01:12:08,846 --> 01:12:10,238
[phone dings]

1304
01:12:15,679 --> 01:12:16,680
[sighs]

1305
01:12:16,767 --> 01:12:18,290
[man clears throat]

1306
01:12:27,430 --> 01:12:29,693
Hey, Robert, my workload has
become really overwhelming

1307
01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:31,347
since I added
Pre-Columbian Histories

1308
01:12:31,434 --> 01:12:32,870
to my already packed schedule,

1309
01:12:32,957 --> 01:12:35,133
so I really need to focus
on my studies right now.

1310
01:12:35,220 --> 01:12:37,265
It's actually quite serious,
because my parents

1311
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:38,919
have threatened
to "turn off the tap,"

1312
01:12:39,006 --> 01:12:40,791
their words, unless I
keep up an A average.

1313
01:12:40,878 --> 01:12:43,402
- Wait, I'm sorry,
have you had a stroke?

1314
01:12:43,489 --> 01:12:44,577
- I know.

1315
01:12:44,664 --> 01:12:46,207
It's... it's too long.
I need to cut it.

1316
01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:48,407
- Uh, yeah, you need to put us
all out of our misery

1317
01:12:48,494 --> 01:12:50,540
and just say,
"I'm not interested."

1318
01:12:50,627 --> 01:12:52,498
- I can't say that, Taylor.

1319
01:12:52,585 --> 01:12:55,022
We had sex.
I have to say more.

1320
01:12:55,109 --> 01:12:57,982
- No, you don't.
- I do.

1321
01:12:58,069 --> 01:12:59,723
He's a nice guy,

1322
01:12:59,810 --> 01:13:01,464
sort of.

1323
01:13:01,551 --> 01:13:03,006
And what did he really
do that's so wrong

1324
01:13:03,030 --> 01:13:04,597
except be bad in bed

1325
01:13:04,684 --> 01:13:06,512
and maybe lie about having cats?

1326
01:13:07,644 --> 01:13:09,080
In a way, I kind of miss him.

1327
01:13:09,167 --> 01:13:10,995
- Okay, my head
is gonna explode.

1328
01:13:11,082 --> 01:13:13,824
- Not the real Robert,
obviously,

1329
01:13:13,911 --> 01:13:16,087
but the guy I was texting
with when we first met.

1330
01:13:16,174 --> 01:13:17,958
I really liked that guy.

1331
01:13:18,045 --> 01:13:20,700
- Yeah, it's easy to like
a text chain. It's not real.

1332
01:13:20,787 --> 01:13:22,615
- Hey, I never opened
the video he sent me.

1333
01:13:22,702 --> 01:13:24,574
- Great, now's your chance
to delete it.

1334
01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:29,622
<i>- You're trembling.</i>

1335
01:13:29,709 --> 01:13:31,058
<i>- I'm not trembling.</i>

1336
01:13:32,103 --> 01:13:33,670
[Margot]: It's sort of sweet.

1337
01:13:33,757 --> 01:13:35,454
It was the first movie
we saw together.

1338
01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:37,195
- It's the only movie
you saw together.

1339
01:13:37,282 --> 01:13:38,805
- He was really into this scene.

1340
01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:40,764
<i>- I happen to like nice men.</i>

1341
01:13:40,851 --> 01:13:42,330
- Leia's rocking
that mono-braid,

1342
01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:43,917
but my favorite
was always the side buns.

1343
01:13:43,941 --> 01:13:45,595
- That's exactly what I said,

1344
01:13:45,682 --> 01:13:47,771
not that Robert
was remotely interested.

1345
01:13:49,642 --> 01:13:51,122
Oh, wait, there's more.

1346
01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:54,038
- Wow. It's a montage.

1347
01:13:54,691 --> 01:13:56,867
- "Blade Runner"?
- Yeah, classic scene.

1348
01:13:56,954 --> 01:13:58,514
Rachael tries to run,
Deckard throws her

1349
01:13:58,564 --> 01:14:01,001
against the blinds,
forces her to say, "Kiss me,"

1350
01:14:01,088 --> 01:14:02,612
and then shoves
his mouth on hers,

1351
01:14:02,699 --> 01:14:05,136
and then she falls in love.

1352
01:14:05,223 --> 01:14:06,442
- Jesus.

1353
01:14:08,313 --> 01:14:10,446
- "Last Crusade,"
Indiana berates Elsa,

1354
01:14:10,533 --> 01:14:12,186
forces himself on her,
and then she says,

1355
01:14:12,273 --> 01:14:13,361
"How dare you kiss me?"

1356
01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:15,929
And then, of course,
she kisses him.

1357
01:14:17,975 --> 01:14:20,630
- I guess this is just
Robert's idea of romance.

1358
01:14:27,114 --> 01:14:28,376
Taylor!

1359
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:29,464
No. Taylor!

1360
01:14:29,508 --> 01:14:30,770
[grunting]

1361
01:14:30,857 --> 01:14:32,990
No, come on, Taylor,
this isn't funny!

1362
01:14:34,121 --> 01:14:36,167
Taylor, I'm so serious
right now.

1363
01:14:36,254 --> 01:14:39,344
I'm really, really, really,
really, really serious, Taylor!

1364
01:14:43,174 --> 01:14:44,523
- You're welcome.

1365
01:14:47,874 --> 01:14:49,310
- Oh, my God.

1366
01:14:52,096 --> 01:14:53,706
He's gonna read that.

1367
01:14:53,793 --> 01:14:55,316
- It won't kill him.

1368
01:14:56,622 --> 01:14:58,363
[soft music]

1369
01:15:03,368 --> 01:15:04,891
[gun clicks]

1370
01:15:04,978 --> 01:15:06,327
You okay? What do you need?

1371
01:15:06,414 --> 01:15:07,459
I think I have a vape.

1372
01:15:07,546 --> 01:15:09,113
- What are you doing?
We don't vape.

1373
01:15:10,070 --> 01:15:11,637
- You're right, we don't.

1374
01:15:15,206 --> 01:15:16,512
- You're sure you're okay?

1375
01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:18,818
- Yeah, I'm fine.

1376
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:21,517
[phone rings]

1377
01:15:24,868 --> 01:15:26,565
- Oh, my God.

1378
01:15:28,567 --> 01:15:30,482
- You did this. You read it.

1379
01:15:30,569 --> 01:15:31,701
- Okay.

1380
01:15:33,790 --> 01:15:35,269
Uh, okay.

1381
01:15:38,621 --> 01:15:39,796
"Okay, Margot.

1382
01:15:39,883 --> 01:15:42,450
I'm sorry you don't want
to see me anymore.

1383
01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:44,124
I hope I didn't do
anything to upset you.

1384
01:15:44,148 --> 01:15:45,541
You're a sweet girl,

1385
01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,588
and I really did enjoy
the time we spent together.

1386
01:15:47,630 --> 01:15:49,457
Let me know if you
change your mind."

1387
01:15:51,329 --> 01:15:52,460
That's it.

1388
01:15:53,418 --> 01:15:55,202
Margot, it's over.

1389
01:15:57,901 --> 01:15:59,685
Oh, my God, thank God.

1390
01:16:00,643 --> 01:16:01,774
You handled this well.

1391
01:16:02,514 --> 01:16:03,863
You're a good girl.

1392
01:16:04,603 --> 01:16:05,822
I'm sorry. Nope, sorry.

1393
01:16:05,909 --> 01:16:07,432
It's too soon. You're right.

1394
01:16:10,087 --> 01:16:13,960
[all singing]: Happy birthday
to you! Hey!

1395
01:16:14,047 --> 01:16:16,876
Happy birthday to you! Hey!

1396
01:16:16,963 --> 01:16:21,446
Happy birthday, dear Beth.

1397
01:16:21,533 --> 01:16:27,539
[harmonizing]: Happy birthday
to you.

1398
01:16:27,626 --> 01:16:29,323
- I miss my bedroom.

1399
01:16:29,410 --> 01:16:30,934
- This is fun.
- Is it?

1400
01:16:31,021 --> 01:16:33,589
- And look, there's no costumes
or mime makeup this year.

1401
01:16:34,111 --> 01:16:35,503
- I could be a mime.

1402
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:37,636
I'm trapped at a party.

1403
01:16:37,723 --> 01:16:39,769
- Look, if you want
to go, just leave.

1404
01:16:39,856 --> 01:16:41,422
- I heard that. No, no, no.

1405
01:16:41,509 --> 01:16:43,076
No one is leaving.
[chuckling]

1406
01:16:43,163 --> 01:16:46,558
Dave's still setting up...
[singing]: the karaoke room!

1407
01:16:46,645 --> 01:16:48,821
Get ready.
- Taylor, what do you think?

1408
01:16:48,908 --> 01:16:50,780
You, me,

1409
01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:53,609
"The Confrontation"
from "Les Mis"?

1410
01:16:53,696 --> 01:16:54,871
We could sing it.

1411
01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:56,612
And you're shaking your head no.

1412
01:16:56,699 --> 01:16:58,701
- No.
- I di... Never mind.

1413
01:16:58,788 --> 01:17:01,268
- Speaking of confrontations,
though...

1414
01:17:01,355 --> 01:17:03,096
Taylor, why don't
you tell everybody

1415
01:17:03,183 --> 01:17:04,943
what you've been up to
with your forum thing?

1416
01:17:05,882 --> 01:17:08,232
Taylor has been weeding
out masked men

1417
01:17:08,319 --> 01:17:11,017
on her subreddit, the Vagenda.

1418
01:17:11,104 --> 01:17:13,237
- Wait, wait, wait.
What's a masked man?

1419
01:17:13,324 --> 01:17:14,891
- Ugh, James Madley.

1420
01:17:14,978 --> 01:17:16,936
Wait, did I tell you
that he started

1421
01:17:17,023 --> 01:17:18,938
this new subreddit
that he's calling, wait...

1422
01:17:19,025 --> 01:17:21,854
wait for it... Man Feminist.

1423
01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:24,683
- James Madley? I know him.

1424
01:17:24,770 --> 01:17:26,511
He's a super chill guy.
He's in my comp lit.

1425
01:17:26,598 --> 01:17:27,947
And he's a Lyft driver.

1426
01:17:28,034 --> 01:17:30,080
- Yeah, is he the orange car
that's always parked

1427
01:17:30,167 --> 01:17:31,623
outside the North Gate?
- The North Gate.

1428
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:34,301
- Well, that's kind of cute,
actually, isn't it?

1429
01:17:34,388 --> 01:17:37,130
You know, guys talking about
feminism with other guys?

1430
01:17:37,217 --> 01:17:38,305
- Mm.
- It's progress.

1431
01:17:38,392 --> 01:17:40,525
- Is it, or is that
just blind dudes

1432
01:17:40,612 --> 01:17:42,527
leading even more blind dudes?

1433
01:17:42,614 --> 01:17:44,572
- You should be a guest
moderator on his sub.

1434
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:46,966
- Yeah, and then they'd at least

1435
01:17:47,053 --> 01:17:49,186
have one female voice in there.

1436
01:17:49,273 --> 01:17:50,404
- Yeah.
- Progress.

1437
01:17:50,491 --> 01:17:51,928
- Yeah, no, that's a great idea.

1438
01:17:52,015 --> 01:17:54,452
Let's just reward him for lying.

1439
01:17:54,539 --> 01:17:56,019
Really good idea, guys.

1440
01:17:56,106 --> 01:17:57,281
[chuckles]

1441
01:17:58,543 --> 01:17:59,675
What?
- Okay, well,

1442
01:17:59,762 --> 01:18:00,922
if it's gonna be a mud fight,

1443
01:18:00,980 --> 01:18:02,349
I'm gonna need more booze.
- Yes, please.

1444
01:18:02,373 --> 01:18:03,591
- I'll come.
- You want one?

1445
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:05,091
- Yes, please. Yep.
Double shot. Thank you!

1446
01:18:05,115 --> 01:18:06,420
- Yes, happy birthday.

1447
01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:09,902
[indistinct chatter]

1448
01:18:18,258 --> 01:18:19,346
The bar's that way.

1449
01:18:19,433 --> 01:18:21,131
- It's him.

1450
01:18:21,218 --> 01:18:23,611
- What? It's who?
Oh, my God, he really is old.

1451
01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:25,309
- No, don't look!
- Who? Him?

1452
01:18:25,396 --> 01:18:26,484
- Where?
- Don't look.

1453
01:18:26,571 --> 01:18:27,809
Oh, it's the guy at the theater.

1454
01:18:27,833 --> 01:18:28,854
Yeah, yeah, I told you about

1455
01:18:28,878 --> 01:18:29,898
that whole debacle, remember?

1456
01:18:29,922 --> 01:18:31,489
- Right.
- I don't know if he saw me.

1457
01:18:31,576 --> 01:18:34,753
Yeah, guy who said he had
cats and didn't have cats...

1458
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,059
- Yeah.
- In the end.

1459
01:18:36,146 --> 01:18:37,819
- Look, I'm just gonna go.
- No, we'll all...

1460
01:18:37,843 --> 01:18:39,279
We're all gonna go, come on.

1461
01:18:39,366 --> 01:18:41,934
Come on, guys. Get up. Yes.
Come on, let's surround her.

1462
01:18:42,021 --> 01:18:43,501
Everyone just be subtle
and normal.

1463
01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:44,937
- What?

1464
01:18:51,639 --> 01:18:53,163
- Which one is he?

1465
01:18:55,382 --> 01:18:56,949
[phone dings]

1466
01:19:08,134 --> 01:19:10,223
[soft music]

1467
01:19:14,837 --> 01:19:16,099
- He saw me.

1468
01:19:21,626 --> 01:19:23,933
- Ugh, this is just him
pissing on a lamppost.

1469
01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,369
Ignore it.

1470
01:19:32,245 --> 01:19:33,377
- This is so bad.

1471
01:19:33,464 --> 01:19:35,683
- Margot, this is not
your fault.

1472
01:19:35,771 --> 01:19:37,120
[phone swooshes]

1473
01:19:46,825 --> 01:19:48,522
[phone swooshes repeatedly]

1474
01:20:02,885 --> 01:20:05,626
[soft ominous music]

1475
01:20:42,707 --> 01:20:44,404
[ominous music]

1476
01:20:55,198 --> 01:20:57,548
[muffled sounds]

1477
01:20:57,635 --> 01:20:59,898
[ominous music]

1478
01:21:04,990 --> 01:21:07,863
[lights zapping softly]

1479
01:21:10,169 --> 01:21:12,606
[distant sirens wailing]

1480
01:21:41,809 --> 01:21:43,768
[ominous music]

1481
01:21:58,261 --> 01:22:00,480
[breathing heavily]

1482
01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:09,054
[keys jingling]

1483
01:22:09,141 --> 01:22:11,230
[distant sirens wailing]

1484
01:22:43,436 --> 01:22:44,872
♪ It's Britney, bitch

1485
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,962
[upbeat pop music]

1486
01:22:50,356 --> 01:22:51,662
♪ I see you

1487
01:22:53,620 --> 01:22:55,274
♪ And I just want
to dance with you ♪

1488
01:23:04,501 --> 01:23:08,809
♪ Every time they turn
the lights down ♪

1489
01:23:08,896 --> 01:23:12,683
♪ Just want to go that
extra mile for you ♪

1490
01:23:12,770 --> 01:23:16,861
♪ Your public display
of affection ♪

1491
01:23:17,949 --> 01:23:19,646
♪ And the unstoppable Danga

1492
01:23:21,170 --> 01:23:23,607
♪ Ah, you gonna have
to remove me ♪

1493
01:23:23,694 --> 01:23:25,043
♪ 'Cause I ain't going nowhere

1494
01:23:25,130 --> 01:23:27,263
♪ Mo-mo-mo-mo more ♪

1495
01:23:27,350 --> 01:23:28,350
[phone beeps]

1496
01:23:28,394 --> 01:23:29,569
[music stops abruptly]

1497
01:23:34,357 --> 01:23:35,749
- Shit.

1498
01:23:36,837 --> 01:23:38,970
[ambient sound returns]

1499
01:23:42,756 --> 01:23:44,802
[distant objects clattering]

1500
01:23:44,889 --> 01:23:46,586
[dog barking]

1501
01:23:49,154 --> 01:23:51,200
[car engine starting]

1502
01:23:53,158 --> 01:23:54,942
[gasping]

1503
01:23:58,337 --> 01:24:00,861
- And this was last night
after he sent the text

1504
01:24:00,948 --> 01:24:02,211
where he called you a whore?

1505
01:24:02,298 --> 01:24:03,603
- Yeah, the text was last night,

1506
01:24:03,690 --> 01:24:05,301
and then tonight he harassed me

1507
01:24:05,388 --> 01:24:07,520
when he waited for me outside.

1508
01:24:07,607 --> 01:24:09,305
- He waited?
I thought he drove off.

1509
01:24:10,436 --> 01:24:12,743
- After standing there
for ten minutes.

1510
01:24:12,830 --> 01:24:14,266
- Did he approach you?

1511
01:24:14,353 --> 01:24:16,921
- Not physically,
but he could see me.

1512
01:24:18,836 --> 01:24:21,230
Actually, I'm not sure if he
could see me through the doors,

1513
01:24:21,317 --> 01:24:24,102
but he knows my hours, so...

1514
01:24:24,189 --> 01:24:25,930
[ominous music]

1515
01:24:28,237 --> 01:24:30,239
You're gonna say he didn't
break the law.

1516
01:24:30,326 --> 01:24:32,545
- He didn't break the law.
- Okay,

1517
01:24:32,632 --> 01:24:34,262
but I also don't want to be
the next episode

1518
01:24:34,286 --> 01:24:35,592
of "Homicide Hunter."

1519
01:24:36,114 --> 01:24:38,856
"Harassing predator
singles out young woman,

1520
01:24:38,943 --> 01:24:41,511
pursues her,
cops ignore her complaints,

1521
01:24:41,598 --> 01:24:44,644
until she's found in a trash bin
behind the local Kroger's."

1522
01:24:45,906 --> 01:24:48,648
- Or the story goes,

1523
01:24:48,735 --> 01:24:51,216
"Average Joe likes young pussy,

1524
01:24:51,303 --> 01:24:54,001
gets frustrated when she doesn't
like him back,

1525
01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:56,526
drinks too much,
calls her a bad name,

1526
01:24:56,613 --> 01:25:00,269
drives to her work to try
to plead his case, chickens out,

1527
01:25:00,356 --> 01:25:04,360
then figures next time,
he'll pick a less hot girl."

1528
01:25:05,187 --> 01:25:08,015
But if Robert actually
does do something

1529
01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:10,757
to break the law
and you can prove it,

1530
01:25:10,844 --> 01:25:12,237
come find me.

1531
01:25:12,977 --> 01:25:15,240
Stop watching "Homicide Hunter."

1532
01:25:28,601 --> 01:25:30,516
[distant door opens]

1533
01:25:33,563 --> 01:25:35,478
[ominous music]

1534
01:25:35,565 --> 01:25:38,089
[footsteps approaching]

1535
01:25:43,486 --> 01:25:45,052
[sighs]

1536
01:25:51,407 --> 01:25:53,017
[door opens]

1537
01:26:04,550 --> 01:26:06,683
[ominous music]

1538
01:26:09,990 --> 01:26:12,297
[panting]

1539
01:26:12,384 --> 01:26:13,994
[lock clicks]

1540
01:26:20,479 --> 01:26:23,482
- Well, can't say
I'm surprised to find

1541
01:26:23,569 --> 01:26:25,267
two lovely ladies
like yourselves

1542
01:26:25,354 --> 01:26:26,505
in here looking for protection.

1543
01:26:26,529 --> 01:26:29,227
- Oh, my God, Kelvin?

1544
01:26:29,314 --> 01:26:30,857
You need to shut
that shit down right now.

1545
01:26:30,881 --> 01:26:32,665
- Yeah, I'm in no mood
to be hit on

1546
01:26:32,752 --> 01:26:34,363
while my life
might be in danger.

1547
01:26:34,450 --> 01:26:35,625
I'm sorry.

1548
01:26:35,712 --> 01:26:37,279
- Don't apologize.

1549
01:26:37,757 --> 01:26:38,889
- Uh, okay.

1550
01:26:38,976 --> 01:26:42,197
Um, how can I help you?

1551
01:26:42,762 --> 01:26:44,677
- I need to keep someone
away from me.

1552
01:26:44,764 --> 01:26:47,332
- Mm-hmm.
- And if he doesn't stay away,

1553
01:26:47,419 --> 01:26:48,812
I need to be able
to defend myself.

1554
01:26:48,899 --> 01:26:50,770
- Mm-hmm. Yeah. All right.

1555
01:26:50,857 --> 01:26:52,337
[clicking tongue]

1556
01:26:53,512 --> 01:26:54,644
How about a stun gun?

1557
01:26:54,731 --> 01:26:57,603
- And that just zaps him?
- Yeah.

1558
01:26:58,343 --> 01:27:00,737
The Vipertek VTS-989,
what we got here,

1559
01:27:00,824 --> 01:27:02,217
it's our best seller.

1560
01:27:02,304 --> 01:27:04,393
Fully rechargeable.
- Mm, no, that's not gonna work.

1561
01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:06,264
She's at 4% with her
phone on a good day.

1562
01:27:06,351 --> 01:27:08,919
- All righty.
We could keep it simple, then.

1563
01:27:09,006 --> 01:27:10,921
Two words: Smith & Wesson.

1564
01:27:11,008 --> 01:27:12,792
- A gun?
- A gun, gun?

1565
01:27:12,879 --> 01:27:15,447
Kelvin, when you
go home at night,

1566
01:27:15,534 --> 01:27:17,101
what planet is that?

1567
01:27:17,188 --> 01:27:19,079
Do you realize that you're
more likely to get shot

1568
01:27:19,103 --> 01:27:22,062
if you're carrying a gun,
with your own gun?

1569
01:27:24,587 --> 01:27:28,721
- Look, ladies, I just want
to help you both feel safe.

1570
01:27:28,808 --> 01:27:30,157
How can I do that?

1571
01:27:31,289 --> 01:27:33,770
- I just need to know
if I'm overreacting

1572
01:27:33,857 --> 01:27:36,338
or if there really is a guy
out there after me.

1573
01:27:39,950 --> 01:27:41,995
At least this way,
we're ready for anything.

1574
01:27:44,171 --> 01:27:46,043
God, this is so intense.

1575
01:27:46,130 --> 01:27:48,741
Are you sure a tracking device
is even legal?

1576
01:27:48,828 --> 01:27:50,241
- Kelvin said it depends
on the state.

1577
01:27:50,265 --> 01:27:51,875
- Oh, we're quoting Kelvin now?

1578
01:27:51,962 --> 01:27:54,269
- Taylor, I have
to do something.

1579
01:27:54,356 --> 01:27:57,228
And if Robert is out there
planning to hurt me,

1580
01:27:57,315 --> 01:27:58,838
I have to be able to stop him,

1581
01:27:58,925 --> 01:28:00,971
and to stop him,
I have to know where he is

1582
01:28:01,058 --> 01:28:02,277
at all times.

1583
01:28:04,322 --> 01:28:06,411
- Right, but that just means

1584
01:28:06,498 --> 01:28:09,632
that you have to get
that thing on his car.

1585
01:28:10,937 --> 01:28:11,982
- Yeah.

1586
01:28:12,983 --> 01:28:14,985
I have to get this thing
on his car soon.

1587
01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:18,380
- Party!
[screaming]

1588
01:28:18,467 --> 01:28:19,946
- Motherfucker!
- I know. A hot dog,

1589
01:28:20,033 --> 01:28:21,184
it's horrifying.
Cecilia is having

1590
01:28:21,208 --> 01:28:22,514
a You Are What You Eat Party.

1591
01:28:22,601 --> 01:28:24,275
You gotta come.
- And we even got you costumes.

1592
01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:25,537
- You almost gave us
heart attacks.

1593
01:28:25,561 --> 01:28:27,911
- Which is so fucking rude.

1594
01:28:27,998 --> 01:28:30,217
You just barge in here,
taking up every inch of space

1595
01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:32,089
with your loud, entitled voices

1596
01:28:32,176 --> 01:28:34,134
and your obnoxious,
meaty costumes?

1597
01:28:34,221 --> 01:28:36,093
- I was gonna be an avocado.
[laughing]

1598
01:28:36,180 --> 01:28:37,355
- Taylor, we're fine.

1599
01:28:37,442 --> 01:28:38,842
They're just inviting
us to a party.

1600
01:28:38,922 --> 01:28:41,141
- Did they ask if we wanted
to be invited to a party?

1601
01:28:41,228 --> 01:28:43,492
- We are.
We... We are now.

1602
01:28:43,579 --> 01:28:45,320
- Uh, we could...
Yeah, if you want to come.

1603
01:28:46,712 --> 01:28:48,975
- I'm sorry, we were just
in the middle of something.

1604
01:28:49,062 --> 01:28:50,736
- What? Don't apologize to them.
Why are you always

1605
01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:52,849
apologizing to dudes?
- Relax.

1606
01:28:53,545 --> 01:28:55,218
Why do you have to make
everything into some epic

1607
01:28:55,242 --> 01:28:57,549
battle in your own mind?
It's exhausting.

1608
01:28:57,636 --> 01:29:00,030
Kyle and Lucas didn't
do anything wrong.

1609
01:29:00,117 --> 01:29:02,119
- Clearly, this is a bad time.

1610
01:29:02,206 --> 01:29:03,555
So we'll be in the lounge if...

1611
01:29:03,642 --> 01:29:04,948
- Sorry.
- Yeah, sorry.

1612
01:29:05,035 --> 01:29:07,254
We'll knock next time.

1613
01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:09,126
- What the fuck was that?

1614
01:29:09,431 --> 01:29:10,519
What is going on?

1615
01:29:10,606 --> 01:29:12,347
Why are you always
against me recently?

1616
01:29:12,434 --> 01:29:14,349
- Nobody is against you.

1617
01:29:15,262 --> 01:29:17,569
God, that's all
I'm saying, okay?

1618
01:29:17,656 --> 01:29:19,310
- Good.

1619
01:29:19,397 --> 01:29:21,157
- Although I'm also saying
that sometimes you make it

1620
01:29:21,181 --> 01:29:22,879
really hard for me
to be for you.

1621
01:29:22,966 --> 01:29:26,361
- Oh, really? Oh, well,
I'm always there for you, so...

1622
01:29:26,448 --> 01:29:28,493
- What? No, you're not.
- I am.

1623
01:29:28,580 --> 01:29:30,060
I just took you to get weapons.

1624
01:29:30,147 --> 01:29:32,584
- Okay, let's be honest
about what I really am to you.

1625
01:29:33,324 --> 01:29:35,587
A pair of ears.
A captive audience.

1626
01:29:35,674 --> 01:29:37,546
- Are you joking?
- No.

1627
01:29:37,633 --> 01:29:39,635
You're only there for me
when I agree with you.

1628
01:29:39,722 --> 01:29:43,073
- Th... It's... Without me,
you're literally just, like,

1629
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:46,642
floating around in some
YA fantasy novel.

1630
01:29:46,729 --> 01:29:49,862
Like, I ground you.
Do you understand that?

1631
01:29:49,949 --> 01:29:51,821
I'm always trying
to protect you,

1632
01:29:51,908 --> 01:29:54,563
because I understand
the real world, and you don't.

1633
01:29:54,650 --> 01:29:56,391
- What, from your virtual cave?

1634
01:29:56,478 --> 01:29:58,305
Where no one has real names?

1635
01:29:58,393 --> 01:30:00,196
Where no one's a real person
because you're all too afraid

1636
01:30:00,220 --> 01:30:01,700
to actually step out?

1637
01:30:01,787 --> 01:30:03,615
- Oh, right,
like how you stepped out?

1638
01:30:03,702 --> 01:30:05,704
How'd that go for you?

1639
01:30:05,791 --> 01:30:07,711
- At least I tried to connect
with another human.

1640
01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:09,578
What do you ever do except hide?

1641
01:30:11,231 --> 01:30:12,581
- Fuck you.

1642
01:30:12,668 --> 01:30:14,017
This is bullshit.

1643
01:30:14,887 --> 01:30:17,237
Good luck with your
Robert problem, Margot.

1644
01:30:17,324 --> 01:30:18,630
Can't wait for that call.

1645
01:30:18,717 --> 01:30:20,129
- Why would I bother calling?
[door slams]

1646
01:30:20,153 --> 01:30:21,851
You'll be too busy posting.

1647
01:30:26,246 --> 01:30:28,205
[sighs]
Fuck.

1648
01:30:35,081 --> 01:30:37,388
[ominous music]

1649
01:31:10,726 --> 01:31:13,424
[ominous music continues]

1650
01:31:54,465 --> 01:31:56,554
- I don't want to talk to you,
but I left my charger

1651
01:31:56,641 --> 01:31:57,773
in your room.

1652
01:31:59,165 --> 01:32:00,427
Margot?

1653
01:32:09,611 --> 01:32:11,221
Oh, my God.

1654
01:32:20,491 --> 01:32:22,362
[ominous music]

1655
01:32:43,296 --> 01:32:46,778
[dog growling]

1656
01:33:02,359 --> 01:33:04,143
[rattling]

1657
01:33:04,230 --> 01:33:05,797
- Hey. Hey. Who are you?

1658
01:33:07,886 --> 01:33:08,886
Hey.

1659
01:33:11,150 --> 01:33:12,282
What are you doing?

1660
01:33:13,152 --> 01:33:14,806
- I know that dog.

1661
01:33:14,893 --> 01:33:15,981
- Go. Go.

1662
01:33:18,767 --> 01:33:21,291
- That dog was outside
my dorm weeks ago.

1663
01:33:21,378 --> 01:33:23,423
[Margot breathing heavily]

1664
01:33:23,510 --> 01:33:24,860
You've been following me.

1665
01:33:25,904 --> 01:33:28,037
- I don't... I...
What is that?

1666
01:33:29,342 --> 01:33:31,606
What is that in your hand?

1667
01:33:33,042 --> 01:33:35,087
What is that in your hand?

1668
01:33:36,785 --> 01:33:38,003
Give it to me.

1669
01:33:39,875 --> 01:33:41,398
[spraying]

1670
01:33:41,485 --> 01:33:42,747
[screaming]

1671
01:33:42,834 --> 01:33:44,009
[thuds]

1672
01:33:44,096 --> 01:33:46,403
[ominous music]

1673
01:33:52,627 --> 01:33:54,019
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1674
01:33:54,106 --> 01:33:55,823
- We need to go to the
Alphabet Streets immediately.

1675
01:33:55,847 --> 01:33:57,172
- Okay.
- There's this guy named Robert.

1676
01:33:57,196 --> 01:33:58,434
My friend is with him right now.

1677
01:33:58,458 --> 01:34:00,591
I-I don't know his address
or his last name,

1678
01:34:00,678 --> 01:34:02,525
but I just have a really bad
feeling about this, okay,

1679
01:34:02,549 --> 01:34:04,005
so we're just gonna
drive to the Alphabet Streets,

1680
01:34:04,029 --> 01:34:05,117
and we can start looking.

1681
01:34:05,204 --> 01:34:06,945
- Okay, all right, all right,
um,

1682
01:34:07,032 --> 01:34:08,164
all right, just breathe.

1683
01:34:08,251 --> 01:34:10,166
You might want to buckle up.

1684
01:34:11,558 --> 01:34:14,736
You know, my name's, uh...
my name's James, by the way.

1685
01:34:22,526 --> 01:34:23,570
[Robert]: Fuck.

1686
01:34:26,356 --> 01:34:28,793
What do I do? What do I do?

1687
01:34:34,669 --> 01:34:36,671
What the fuck
is the matter with you?

1688
01:34:37,846 --> 01:34:40,065
- Why am I inside your house?

1689
01:34:40,152 --> 01:34:43,242
- You were trying
to put a tracker on my car,

1690
01:34:43,329 --> 01:34:45,201
because apparently,
you want to see me in jail.

1691
01:34:45,288 --> 01:34:47,725
- This is insane.
I'm just gonna go.

1692
01:34:47,812 --> 01:34:50,249
- You're not gonna go.
You're not going anywhere,

1693
01:34:50,336 --> 01:34:51,816
not until I have a plan,

1694
01:34:51,903 --> 01:34:54,601
until I figure out
how to fix this total,

1695
01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:57,909
god-awful,
disastrous mess you put us in.

1696
01:34:59,998 --> 01:35:01,826
Everything is ruined now.

1697
01:35:01,913 --> 01:35:03,785
If I let you out of here
looking like that,

1698
01:35:03,872 --> 01:35:06,312
you're probably gonna get your
wish, and I'm gonna go to jail,

1699
01:35:06,352 --> 01:35:08,615
no matter what I say
about what happened here.

1700
01:35:11,488 --> 01:35:13,316
Everybody believes the woman.

1701
01:35:13,403 --> 01:35:15,797
- Trust me, they don't.
- Oh, no.

1702
01:35:15,884 --> 01:35:18,495
You want to see how much
of a liar you are?

1703
01:35:20,236 --> 01:35:23,326
"I told my parents this morning
they will meet you soon,"

1704
01:35:23,413 --> 01:35:26,895
with a... an emoji face
blowing a heart kiss.

1705
01:35:27,852 --> 01:35:29,288
"Break is boring. Good news,

1706
01:35:29,375 --> 01:35:31,421
we'll be in same
zip code again soon,"

1707
01:35:31,508 --> 01:35:32,422
with two thumbs up.

1708
01:35:32,509 --> 01:35:33,815
You remember sending that?

1709
01:35:33,902 --> 01:35:35,599
"Thank you for being
so kind last night.

1710
01:35:35,686 --> 01:35:37,383
You're my new favorite person."

1711
01:35:38,645 --> 01:35:40,952
"Today you were
my first text and my last.

1712
01:35:41,039 --> 01:35:43,912
Let's make this every day,"
with three questions marks

1713
01:35:43,999 --> 01:35:46,392
and a blushing face
with little hearts.

1714
01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:51,049
I went through all the texts;
there's 156 texts

1715
01:35:51,136 --> 01:35:55,184
that say, "I'm into you,
Robert. I like you, Robert."

1716
01:35:57,969 --> 01:35:59,188
Why'd you say those things?

1717
01:35:59,275 --> 01:36:01,103
Why did you say them
if you don't mean them?

1718
01:36:01,190 --> 01:36:06,021
And why'd you let me blubber on
like some lovesick asshole

1719
01:36:06,108 --> 01:36:07,718
when you obviously loathe me?

1720
01:36:07,805 --> 01:36:10,373
- I don't loathe you.
- Stop lying!

1721
01:36:12,288 --> 01:36:13,550
- What about you?

1722
01:36:14,203 --> 01:36:15,726
You were stalking me.

1723
01:36:15,813 --> 01:36:17,554
- I was stalking you?

1724
01:36:18,033 --> 01:36:21,776
What, a guy can't see a pretty
girl and want to meet her?

1725
01:36:22,820 --> 01:36:25,214
Okay, yeah, I...
So I followed you,

1726
01:36:25,301 --> 01:36:27,303
but only so I could
run into you.

1727
01:36:27,390 --> 01:36:29,479
Is that... is that a bad thing?

1728
01:36:29,566 --> 01:36:31,394
I mean, is that a bad thing?

1729
01:36:31,481 --> 01:36:33,570
I-I... Am I some kind of bad guy

1730
01:36:33,657 --> 01:36:36,181
'cause I just want to...
I want to fucking meet a girl?

1731
01:36:36,268 --> 01:36:38,836
I want to meet a girl in life
and not on a fucking app?

1732
01:36:38,923 --> 01:36:40,596
I don't want to meet them
through my screen?

1733
01:36:40,620 --> 01:36:42,361
Am I such a bad guy?

1734
01:36:43,841 --> 01:36:46,235
I'm sorry that
I found you attractive,

1735
01:36:46,322 --> 01:36:48,933
and maybe if you'd liked me,
like I thought you did,

1736
01:36:49,020 --> 01:36:51,457
you would've found that romantic
and not, you know,

1737
01:36:51,544 --> 01:36:53,895
not creepy, and it could've
been our story.

1738
01:36:55,635 --> 01:36:56,723
- What?

1739
01:36:56,811 --> 01:36:58,464
- The fucking origin story

1740
01:36:58,551 --> 01:37:00,858
that our best man
would've told at our wedding.

1741
01:37:02,729 --> 01:37:04,601
And by the way,
you had your eye on me, too,

1742
01:37:04,688 --> 01:37:06,646
at the movie theater,
didn't you?

1743
01:37:08,170 --> 01:37:09,171
Be honest!

1744
01:37:09,911 --> 01:37:11,738
Just say it! Say it! Say it!

1745
01:37:11,826 --> 01:37:13,218
Don't play games.

1746
01:37:13,305 --> 01:37:15,917
Don't play games
anymore with me.

1747
01:37:16,265 --> 01:37:18,615
You can't say shit,
you can't say a goddamn

1748
01:37:18,702 --> 01:37:20,443
truthful thing
in your fucking life.

1749
01:37:20,530 --> 01:37:22,097
Dumbass teenager.

1750
01:37:22,184 --> 01:37:25,448
You just fucking manipulated me.

1751
01:37:25,535 --> 01:37:26,797
- I was honest.

1752
01:37:28,668 --> 01:37:29,974
At first.

1753
01:37:31,454 --> 01:37:32,803
But the night we spent here,

1754
01:37:32,890 --> 01:37:36,676
we just had such different
experiences.

1755
01:37:38,417 --> 01:37:40,071
- Wh-what do you mean?

1756
01:37:40,506 --> 01:37:42,030
You had a bad time?

1757
01:37:43,379 --> 01:37:45,642
What? What... What did I do?

1758
01:37:45,729 --> 01:37:47,209
I didn't fuck you well enough?

1759
01:37:48,601 --> 01:37:50,001
You should've told me that!
Tell me!

1760
01:37:50,081 --> 01:37:51,580
- Well, when you were
texting me after,

1761
01:37:51,604 --> 01:37:53,650
I was just trying
to spare your feelings.

1762
01:37:57,654 --> 01:37:59,351
- Fuck.
[hand thudding on wall]

1763
01:38:01,788 --> 01:38:03,399
I'm being way too loud.

1764
01:38:03,486 --> 01:38:04,724
I'm being way
too loud right now.

1765
01:38:04,748 --> 01:38:05,923
This is... This is not a...

1766
01:38:06,010 --> 01:38:07,055
- Ugh, my eyes.

1767
01:38:07,925 --> 01:38:10,232
- Oh, your eyes? Well,
that's also your fault entirely.

1768
01:38:10,319 --> 01:38:13,017
- Please, can I just have
some water for my eyes?

1769
01:38:13,539 --> 01:38:15,759
- You need saline solution,
not water.

1770
01:38:18,414 --> 01:38:21,417
- Oh, my God, you've had
girls mace you before?

1771
01:38:22,374 --> 01:38:23,723
- Go on. Go on.

1772
01:38:24,550 --> 01:38:26,596
- What, so this
is a regular thing?

1773
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:29,033
- I'm a nurse.

1774
01:38:31,557 --> 01:38:34,212
Not that you ever
bothered to ask.

1775
01:38:34,952 --> 01:38:38,956
I don't know, maybe Ambien
mixed with Klonopin,

1776
01:38:39,348 --> 01:38:41,698
and I just dose you,
and I drop you off on campus,

1777
01:38:41,785 --> 01:38:43,961
and... and you don't
remember how you got there,

1778
01:38:44,048 --> 01:38:46,355
and it'd be as if this whole

1779
01:38:46,442 --> 01:38:48,139
hideous nightmare
never happened.

1780
01:38:49,314 --> 01:38:50,750
- That's your plan?

1781
01:38:53,188 --> 01:38:54,929
That is not a good plan.

1782
01:38:55,016 --> 01:38:57,409
Well, because there
is no good plan.

1783
01:38:57,496 --> 01:38:59,194
There is no good plan.

1784
01:38:59,846 --> 01:39:02,023
If you walk out of here
looking like that,

1785
01:39:02,110 --> 01:39:04,155
it's over for me, right?

1786
01:39:04,242 --> 01:39:05,940
I cannot trust you.
- Yes, you can.

1787
01:39:06,027 --> 01:39:07,724
- No, I can't!

1788
01:39:08,116 --> 01:39:09,552
- Look, why don't we
make a pact?

1789
01:39:09,639 --> 01:39:11,380
- A pact?
- Yeah.

1790
01:39:13,121 --> 01:39:14,687
You let me go...

1791
01:39:17,168 --> 01:39:20,955
You let me go, I never speak
a word of this to anyone,

1792
01:39:21,259 --> 01:39:24,610
and we... we both forget
we ever knew each other.

1793
01:39:24,697 --> 01:39:25,960
- Ha.

1794
01:39:27,309 --> 01:39:30,790
- That could work.
- No. No. No.

1795
01:39:32,488 --> 01:39:35,578
- Robert, look, if you drug me
like some super predator...

1796
01:39:35,665 --> 01:39:36,971
- Oh, God.

1797
01:39:37,058 --> 01:39:39,060
- they will lock
you up for good.

1798
01:39:39,147 --> 01:39:40,887
[ominous music]

1799
01:39:45,153 --> 01:39:47,024
Oh, my God. my eyes.

1800
01:39:47,111 --> 01:39:49,113
[crying]

1801
01:39:51,289 --> 01:39:52,899
They're burning.

1802
01:39:55,815 --> 01:39:58,775
Can I please just have
some of that solution?

1803
01:39:59,689 --> 01:40:02,344
Please, please,
I'm in so much pain.

1804
01:40:07,088 --> 01:40:08,524
- Don't fucking move.

1805
01:40:15,792 --> 01:40:18,229
[ominous music]

1806
01:41:04,928 --> 01:41:06,538
[dog barking]

1807
01:41:06,625 --> 01:41:08,758
<i>- 911, what's your emergency?</i>

1808
01:41:09,324 --> 01:41:10,412
<i>Hello?</i>

1809
01:41:10,499 --> 01:41:11,587
- No...

1810
01:41:12,718 --> 01:41:14,024
<i>- Hello?</i>

1811
01:41:15,591 --> 01:41:17,245
[grunting]

1812
01:41:17,332 --> 01:41:18,333
- Fuck.

1813
01:41:19,551 --> 01:41:21,162
[glass shattering]

1814
01:41:21,249 --> 01:41:23,338
[panting]

1815
01:41:25,470 --> 01:41:26,341
[Margot screams]

1816
01:41:26,428 --> 01:41:28,038
Stop. Stop.

1817
01:41:28,865 --> 01:41:30,519
[screaming]

1818
01:41:30,606 --> 01:41:31,911
[Robert groans]

1819
01:41:32,738 --> 01:41:34,088
[grunting]

1820
01:41:37,178 --> 01:41:38,962
[screaming]

1821
01:41:39,049 --> 01:41:41,269
Shut up! Shut up!

1822
01:41:41,356 --> 01:41:42,748
Get in here!

1823
01:41:42,835 --> 01:41:44,185
Get over here!

1824
01:41:44,272 --> 01:41:46,187
[screaming]

1825
01:41:47,710 --> 01:41:49,712
Come here. Stop.

1826
01:41:49,799 --> 01:41:51,453
[grunting]

1827
01:41:52,889 --> 01:41:55,326
Shut the fuck up. Shut up!

1828
01:41:55,413 --> 01:41:57,459
[Margot screaming]

1829
01:41:57,546 --> 01:41:59,330
[panting]

1830
01:42:04,335 --> 01:42:05,902
Shut the fuck up.

1831
01:42:05,989 --> 01:42:07,991
Shut up! Shut...

1832
01:42:10,167 --> 01:42:12,126
[Robert shouts]

1833
01:42:13,431 --> 01:42:14,432
Fuck!

1834
01:42:17,043 --> 01:42:19,133
[high-pitched ringing]

1835
01:42:24,486 --> 01:42:26,575
[glass shattering]

1836
01:42:27,924 --> 01:42:29,534
[tense music]

1837
01:42:29,621 --> 01:42:31,057
[cat meows]

1838
01:42:32,929 --> 01:42:35,236
[inaudible struggle]

1839
01:42:35,323 --> 01:42:37,151
[tense music]

1840
01:42:55,169 --> 01:42:57,562
[screaming]

1841
01:43:04,700 --> 01:43:06,310
[electric zap]

1842
01:43:07,093 --> 01:43:08,182
[Margot]: Get off me!

1843
01:43:08,269 --> 01:43:09,661
- Enough!

1844
01:43:12,273 --> 01:43:13,709
[flames whoosh]

1845
01:43:16,364 --> 01:43:18,627
[smoke detector beeping]

1846
01:43:19,802 --> 01:43:21,586
[startled shout]

1847
01:43:37,080 --> 01:43:39,082
[coughing]

1848
01:43:40,475 --> 01:43:42,651
[Robert]: Hey! Hey!

1849
01:43:45,610 --> 01:43:47,221
[coughing]

1850
01:43:47,308 --> 01:43:48,308
Come on.

1851
01:43:49,484 --> 01:43:50,920
Come on! Come on!

1852
01:43:52,443 --> 01:43:54,140
Help! God!

1853
01:43:56,317 --> 01:43:58,101
[coughing]

1854
01:44:00,625 --> 01:44:01,887
The drain.

1855
01:44:09,460 --> 01:44:10,461
Come in.

1856
01:44:11,984 --> 01:44:14,160
Margot! Come in.

1857
01:44:15,597 --> 01:44:17,773
Are you fucking crazy?
You got to trust me!

1858
01:44:22,125 --> 01:44:23,125
Come on.

1859
01:44:24,170 --> 01:44:26,738
Trust me! Come on!

1860
01:44:33,528 --> 01:44:35,573
[coughing]

1861
01:44:40,274 --> 01:44:41,884
[screaming]

1862
01:44:41,971 --> 01:44:43,668
- Open it! Hey!

1863
01:44:44,060 --> 01:44:45,583
Robert!

1864
01:44:45,670 --> 01:44:47,150
Let me in!

1865
01:44:47,759 --> 01:44:50,109
Robert! Let me in!

1866
01:44:56,377 --> 01:44:58,074
- Okay, turn off Adams
onto Buchanan.

1867
01:44:58,161 --> 01:44:59,467
Then go down Cleveland.

1868
01:44:59,554 --> 01:45:01,512
- Okay, what we looking for?
[sirens wailing]

1869
01:45:01,599 --> 01:45:03,253
- Oh, my God, there's a fire.

1870
01:45:03,340 --> 01:45:04,689
Wait, drive toward the fire!

1871
01:45:04,776 --> 01:45:06,909
- What? Seriously,
drive toward it?

1872
01:45:06,996 --> 01:45:08,563
[sirens wailing]

1873
01:45:12,218 --> 01:45:14,395
[fire truck horn honking]

1874
01:45:19,269 --> 01:45:21,247
Is your friend in there?
- I don't know. I don't know.

1875
01:45:21,271 --> 01:45:23,142
I don't even know
if this is the right house.

1876
01:45:23,229 --> 01:45:25,014
[sirens wailing]

1877
01:45:30,454 --> 01:45:32,848
[sounds cut out abruptly]

1878
01:45:37,200 --> 01:45:39,898
[soft music]

1879
01:45:46,992 --> 01:45:49,343
[birds chirping]

1880
01:45:49,430 --> 01:45:51,127
[indistinct chatter]

1881
01:46:02,094 --> 01:46:03,748
- We didn't find anyone.

1882
01:46:03,835 --> 01:46:06,195
- No, she hasn't responded to my
texts or calls or anything.

1883
01:46:06,272 --> 01:46:07,970
Did... did you check
everywhere?

1884
01:46:08,057 --> 01:46:09,754
- It's good news
we didn't find her.

1885
01:46:18,154 --> 01:46:19,329
- Hey, Taylor.

1886
01:46:20,765 --> 01:46:22,158
Why don't you let me
take you home?

1887
01:46:24,726 --> 01:46:26,205
I won't... I won't charge you.

1888
01:46:29,687 --> 01:46:33,474
- I think you might
already know me.

1889
01:46:37,086 --> 01:46:38,566
I'm BitchPerfect.

1890
01:46:42,657 --> 01:46:44,093
- It's nice to finally meet you.

1891
01:46:46,704 --> 01:46:49,403
- Hey, Chief. We found
something in the basement.

1892
01:46:50,099 --> 01:46:51,709
- Margot?

1893
01:46:52,144 --> 01:46:54,233
[panting]

1894
01:46:56,975 --> 01:46:57,976
- All right.

1895
01:46:58,063 --> 01:46:59,761
[grunting]

1896
01:47:07,899 --> 01:47:09,248
We got a pulse!

1897
01:47:12,513 --> 01:47:14,166
On both of 'em!

1898
01:47:14,253 --> 01:47:15,646
Come on, let's get 'em up.

1899
01:47:22,392 --> 01:47:24,089
[oxygen hissing]

1900
01:47:25,569 --> 01:47:26,875
[Taylor]: She's up.

1901
01:47:26,962 --> 01:47:28,267
[Ernie]: Oh, thank God.

1902
01:47:28,354 --> 01:47:29,486
- Hi.

1903
01:47:29,573 --> 01:47:31,357
- I-I'm gonna go get your mom.

1904
01:47:31,445 --> 01:47:32,794
Uh, she took a Valium,

1905
01:47:32,881 --> 01:47:34,448
and she's sleeping
in the lounge.

1906
01:47:34,535 --> 01:47:37,189
She's so stressed about this.

1907
01:47:37,276 --> 01:47:38,689
[Taylor]: It's really not about
Kelly right now.

1908
01:47:38,713 --> 01:47:40,802
- Look, I'm-I'm gonna be
right back. Your mom...

1909
01:47:42,194 --> 01:47:44,458
your mom is gonna
be so relieved.

1910
01:47:44,545 --> 01:47:50,072
You know,
and I'm relieved too, obviously.

1911
01:47:54,816 --> 01:47:56,948
[Taylor]: Hi. You're okay.

1912
01:48:00,430 --> 01:48:04,216
[uplifting music]

1913
01:48:04,303 --> 01:48:06,697
[birds chirping]

1914
01:48:25,194 --> 01:48:27,413
I don't know why
you want to look at this.

1915
01:48:27,501 --> 01:48:29,503
Robert Holt is taillights now.

1916
01:48:29,590 --> 01:48:31,983
Okay, he's gone.
It's done. It's over.

1917
01:48:35,465 --> 01:48:37,641
- He quit his job
at the hospital.

1918
01:48:39,469 --> 01:48:41,906
The woman at the desk
said he moved to the coast,

1919
01:48:42,385 --> 01:48:44,474
didn't leave any
forwarding information.

1920
01:48:47,216 --> 01:48:49,044
Who knows if that's true
or not, though?

1921
01:48:50,088 --> 01:48:52,569
Maybe he told her to say that
in case I came looking.

1922
01:48:55,006 --> 01:48:56,854
- One of these days,
you're gonna have to tell me

1923
01:48:56,878 --> 01:48:58,532
what really happened that night.

1924
01:49:05,843 --> 01:49:08,803
Come on. We're late
for pickleball. Let's go.

1925
01:49:13,111 --> 01:49:16,027
<i>[man on film]: Then,
out of the swamp's depths</i>

1926
01:49:16,114 --> 01:49:19,988
<i>again appears horrifying,
mysterious creatures.</i>

1927
01:49:20,075 --> 01:49:21,467
- You've seen it, right?

1928
01:49:22,686 --> 01:49:24,035
- Me?
- Yeah, you know how,

1929
01:49:24,122 --> 01:49:26,298
like, places have, like,
employee recommends

1930
01:49:26,385 --> 01:49:27,865
and stuff like that?

1931
01:49:27,952 --> 01:49:30,476
Do you recommend
"The Apartment"?

1932
01:49:30,564 --> 01:49:32,130
- Embarrassingly,
I haven't seen it.

1933
01:49:32,217 --> 01:49:34,393
- You haven't seen it?
It's, like, a classic.

1934
01:49:35,307 --> 01:49:37,919
I mean, you know, they told me
that if you don't see it,

1935
01:49:38,006 --> 01:49:39,573
they're gonna fire you,
but you...

1936
01:49:39,660 --> 01:49:40,940
I think they show it two nights,

1937
01:49:41,009 --> 01:49:42,401
so you still have tomorrow.

1938
01:49:42,488 --> 01:49:43,577
- Well, thank you.

1939
01:49:43,664 --> 01:49:44,839
- Yeah.
- I'll get on that.

1940
01:49:44,926 --> 01:49:46,536
- No, you should.
- Mm-hmm.

1941
01:49:47,450 --> 01:49:50,061
<i>[man]: To gratify their
destructive desires.</i>

1942
01:49:50,148 --> 01:49:52,150
[woman screaming]

1943
01:49:54,326 --> 01:49:57,591
- Hey, Girl Who Should See
"The Apartment," um...

1944
01:49:59,027 --> 01:50:00,637
Why don't you give me
your number?

1945
01:50:05,381 --> 01:50:07,601
[upbeat music]

1946
01:50:09,907 --> 01:50:14,564
♪ The hurt I hurt
is nothing like ♪

1947
01:50:15,521 --> 01:50:20,048
♪ The hurts I've hurt before

1948
01:50:20,875 --> 01:50:25,619
♪ The things I feel
do not feel ♪

1949
01:50:26,184 --> 01:50:30,798
♪ Like things I've felt before ♪

1950
01:50:30,885 --> 01:50:36,281
♪ And the loneliness
and the emptiness ♪

1951
01:50:36,368 --> 01:50:41,635
♪ And the hopelessness
are fine ♪

1952
01:50:41,722 --> 01:50:46,944
♪ Because sometimes
my cloudy brain ♪

1953
01:50:47,031 --> 01:50:51,166
♪ Remembers for one moment

1954
01:50:51,253 --> 01:50:55,039
♪ You were mine m

1955
01:51:30,640 --> 01:51:35,253
♪ The pain that pains
is not the pain ♪

1956
01:51:35,819 --> 01:51:40,389
♪ That's pained
my heart before ♪

1957
01:51:41,390 --> 01:51:46,438
♪ The tears I tear
are not the tears ♪

1958
01:51:46,525 --> 01:51:51,269
♪ My eyes have teared before

1959
01:51:51,356 --> 01:51:56,622
♪ And the loneliness
and the helplessness ♪

1960
01:51:56,710 --> 01:52:02,193
♪ And the uselessness are fine

1961
01:52:02,280 --> 01:52:07,503
♪ Because sometimes
my cloudy brain ♪

1962
01:52:07,590 --> 01:52:11,681
♪ Remembers for one moment

1963
01:52:11,768 --> 01:52:16,164
♪ You were mine ♪