1 00:01:24,691 --> 00:01:26,443 People of the Earth, 2 00:01:26,526 --> 00:01:31,322 for the first time since heroically rescuing Toki Wartooth... 3 00:01:31,531 --> 00:01:34,826 Dethklok! 4 00:01:35,201 --> 00:01:36,202 Oh, yeah! 5 00:01:36,286 --> 00:01:38,705 I'm fucking back, motherfuckers! 6 00:01:39,122 --> 00:01:40,373 I'm fucking back! 7 00:01:42,042 --> 00:01:43,126 Welcome back. 8 00:01:43,209 --> 00:01:46,588 Your fans demanded that you rescued your brother, and you did it. 9 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:50,008 So we have these fans to thank for all of this. 10 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:56,222 We do? Fuck yeah! 11 00:01:56,347 --> 00:01:59,267 And fuck you all! 12 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:02,020 Well, we're glad to see you, and, you know, 13 00:02:02,103 --> 00:02:04,689 for a minute there, we weren't sure we'd ever see you again. 14 00:02:04,773 --> 00:02:08,443 Well, you're fucking wrong as shit, you fucking dipshit. 15 00:02:11,738 --> 00:02:13,323 Well, uh, yeah. 16 00:02:13,406 --> 00:02:14,366 It's been a... 17 00:02:14,449 --> 00:02:16,326 Well, it's been a long time since you put out a record. 18 00:02:16,409 --> 00:02:18,828 -Here we go. Here we go. -Here we go. 19 00:02:18,912 --> 00:02:21,331 Your absence in the global marketplace 20 00:02:21,414 --> 00:02:24,501 could cause some economic catastrophes if you don't-- 21 00:02:24,584 --> 00:02:26,961 Shut up. Shut your trap. 22 00:02:27,045 --> 00:02:29,255 Just shut-- Close your mouth. 23 00:02:29,339 --> 00:02:30,882 I'm gonna tell you something. 24 00:02:30,965 --> 00:02:35,595 We have a three-point plan to get new Dethklok 25 00:02:35,678 --> 00:02:39,265 into your fucking ears, and mouth, and faces. 26 00:02:39,349 --> 00:02:43,895 Number one, today, we're announcing a world tour! 27 00:02:46,856 --> 00:02:51,528 Number two, then we're making a new record! 28 00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:56,574 That's the plan. We planned it out. 29 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,702 Uh, so what's three? 30 00:02:59,077 --> 00:03:00,495 -What? -The third one? 31 00:03:00,578 --> 00:03:03,915 I meant a two-point plan. Still, though. 32 00:03:03,998 --> 00:03:06,960 -Still. -Well, I'd like to shift gears. 33 00:03:07,043 --> 00:03:11,798 Toki, tell us about being rescued by your own band after being abducted. 34 00:03:11,881 --> 00:03:16,052 Well, I can't. Not really. 35 00:03:16,136 --> 00:03:20,598 Just that Toki is happy to be back with his brothers. 36 00:03:20,682 --> 00:03:22,392 Don't touch. 37 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:23,727 But I'll tell you, it's weird. 38 00:03:23,810 --> 00:03:27,147 One second, we're looking for Toki, the next thing, we got Toki with us 39 00:03:27,230 --> 00:03:29,274 and nobody remembers anything. 40 00:03:29,357 --> 00:03:33,778 Well, actually, Nathan, you remember some stuff, right? 41 00:03:36,489 --> 00:03:37,490 Nathan? 42 00:03:41,745 --> 00:03:42,746 What? 43 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:45,832 Yeah, we're just happy to have Toki back with us 44 00:03:45,915 --> 00:03:48,877 so we can fuck this place up with some fucking metal. 45 00:03:52,881 --> 00:03:57,177 Well, I'd like to talk about Magnus Hammersmith. What a tragedy. 46 00:03:57,260 --> 00:03:59,554 How does it feel knowing that a former bandmate 47 00:03:59,637 --> 00:04:02,640 was not only responsible for the abduction, 48 00:04:03,141 --> 00:04:05,310 but also took his own life? 49 00:04:09,647 --> 00:04:11,149 Well, uh... 50 00:04:12,609 --> 00:04:14,694 It's a real tragedy, but, you know... 51 00:04:15,362 --> 00:04:18,323 Hey, we're just ready to get back out there 52 00:04:18,406 --> 00:04:19,908 and start kicking ass. 53 00:04:43,723 --> 00:04:45,350 Crypto is crashing. 54 00:04:45,433 --> 00:04:47,894 Velocity of money is going to zero. 55 00:04:47,977 --> 00:04:50,563 The markets are plunging. We're in a liquidity crisis. 56 00:04:50,647 --> 00:04:55,318 Nathan Explosion cannot recapture what Dethklok once was. 57 00:04:55,402 --> 00:04:56,945 When was their last record? 58 00:04:57,028 --> 00:05:00,031 The right thing to do would be to step aside or just quit. 59 00:05:00,115 --> 00:05:01,324 Don't leave the audience hanging. 60 00:05:01,408 --> 00:05:02,784 Let the world move on. 61 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,202 What about post-traumatic stress? 62 00:05:04,285 --> 00:05:07,622 They say Nathan Explosion has been in the medical ward at Mordhaus. 63 00:05:07,706 --> 00:05:11,167 Well, I'm sure they're filling him full of drugs 64 00:05:11,251 --> 00:05:13,545 and pampering him like a rich celebrity. 65 00:05:14,295 --> 00:05:16,548 What about their longtime manager 66 00:05:16,631 --> 00:05:19,342 CFO Charles Offdensen dropping out 67 00:05:19,426 --> 00:05:22,345 and becoming some kind of a spiritual kook? 68 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:27,016 It's not just the religious fanatics worried on this Doomstar, 69 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:30,270 it's also NASA scientists. 70 00:05:32,605 --> 00:05:35,900 Did you know that Dethklok has their own army? 71 00:05:35,984 --> 00:05:40,030 They have somewhere in the neighborhood of 60,000 armed troops 72 00:05:40,113 --> 00:05:41,406 all working for Dethklok. 73 00:05:41,489 --> 00:05:43,241 Well, I'll tell you what the whole thing is about. 74 00:05:43,324 --> 00:05:44,868 Nathan Explosion's inaction. 75 00:05:44,951 --> 00:05:47,996 Dethklok's army, the economy in crisis, everything. 76 00:05:48,079 --> 00:05:50,623 It's all about fear! 77 00:05:50,707 --> 00:05:53,293 Fear. Fear. Fear. 78 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,766 Hey, target hit! 79 00:06:07,849 --> 00:06:10,643 But the star is still too far away! 80 00:06:11,019 --> 00:06:15,190 Payload chewed up by atmospheric degradation. 81 00:06:15,899 --> 00:06:19,486 No matter. The beast was expendable. 82 00:06:20,028 --> 00:06:22,864 Farewell, sister of the krakish. 83 00:06:28,787 --> 00:06:30,246 To my loved ones... 84 00:06:31,122 --> 00:06:33,416 I give you a grave warning. 85 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:37,253 A monumental evil will take this planet. 86 00:06:37,754 --> 00:06:40,673 Consider this my confession. 87 00:06:41,257 --> 00:06:44,844 I unwittingly helped to bring about the end of the world. 88 00:06:44,928 --> 00:06:48,556 I was forced into compliance, possessed. 89 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:53,061 I have lost control of my actions, thanks to a man whom I fear. 90 00:06:53,144 --> 00:06:55,647 A beast, not of this Earth. 91 00:06:56,231 --> 00:06:58,108 Take this and deliver it to my family. 92 00:06:58,566 --> 00:07:00,068 Let no one know about it. 93 00:07:00,777 --> 00:07:03,238 The only reason I can give this warning 94 00:07:03,321 --> 00:07:07,826 is because my captor is in the stages of possessing another. 95 00:07:08,076 --> 00:07:10,078 Who? I do not know. 96 00:07:10,829 --> 00:07:12,872 This will be the last you will hear from me. 97 00:07:13,248 --> 00:07:15,333 With love and regret. 98 00:07:20,088 --> 00:07:22,424 You don't appreciate our endeavor? 99 00:07:23,508 --> 00:07:25,844 Shame. Traitors. 100 00:07:32,809 --> 00:07:35,645 This you must own, General. 101 00:07:35,729 --> 00:07:38,481 You know better. 102 00:07:38,565 --> 00:07:42,152 We still have plans for you. Yes. 103 00:07:44,571 --> 00:07:48,616 Take not advantage of my kindness, General. 104 00:07:49,576 --> 00:07:54,706 And to the rest of you, there is still work to be done. 105 00:07:55,540 --> 00:07:59,335 I must rest and collect strength. 106 00:07:59,544 --> 00:08:01,421 Much could go wrong. 107 00:08:01,629 --> 00:08:06,217 We're concerned about the threat of this Army of the Doomstar, 108 00:08:06,301 --> 00:08:10,555 "The Song of Salvation," and Charles Offdensen. 109 00:08:10,638 --> 00:08:14,184 He's become studious in the annals of the Metalocalypse. 110 00:08:14,267 --> 00:08:15,977 He, too, is a danger. 111 00:08:16,061 --> 00:08:18,938 Which is why I will bathe in his blood. 112 00:08:19,022 --> 00:08:21,357 He must die by my hands. 113 00:08:21,608 --> 00:08:23,485 Grant me this, Lord. 114 00:08:24,277 --> 00:08:28,656 Find and destroy the Army of the Doomstar 115 00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:33,995 and stop Nathan Explosion from writing "The Song of Salvation." 116 00:08:34,079 --> 00:08:38,625 And Offdensen will be your reward. 117 00:08:50,345 --> 00:08:54,265 Fucking ugly fucking star. Just fucking sitting there. 118 00:08:54,349 --> 00:08:57,727 I like it. It's like a big cigarette burning your eye. 119 00:08:57,811 --> 00:09:00,647 Tell him to fucking stop. All right, come on, we gotta go. 120 00:09:12,492 --> 00:09:15,078 We are the gears in the wheel of the clock. 121 00:09:15,328 --> 00:09:17,497 We fear not our mortality. 122 00:09:17,747 --> 00:09:20,291 We will serve to the best of our ability. 123 00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:23,253 We are the gears. Praise blackness. 124 00:09:25,004 --> 00:09:28,174 One of us has died. 125 00:09:28,425 --> 00:09:30,969 His name was Ishnifus Meaddle. 126 00:09:31,052 --> 00:09:34,097 High holy priest of the Church of the Black Klok. 127 00:09:34,597 --> 00:09:38,143 He devoted his life to understanding the prophecy, 128 00:09:38,226 --> 00:09:41,521 a puzzle he sought to solve with all its fragmented-- 129 00:09:41,604 --> 00:09:44,524 Die, motherfucker, die! Jesus! Fuck! 130 00:09:44,607 --> 00:09:47,610 Murderface, put that away and show some respect. 131 00:09:48,153 --> 00:09:51,698 Pickles, I have to go tinkles to the bathroom. 132 00:09:51,781 --> 00:09:53,700 You just went. 133 00:09:53,783 --> 00:09:57,203 I want Nathan to take me to the bathroom. 134 00:09:58,621 --> 00:10:00,749 Nathan isn't coming, you know. I texted him. 135 00:10:00,832 --> 00:10:02,125 Just shut up for a little bit, okay? 136 00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:03,668 I don't like that. 137 00:10:06,379 --> 00:10:07,464 Fuck! 138 00:10:07,756 --> 00:10:10,175 Pickles, I hate church! 139 00:10:10,258 --> 00:10:13,053 Can't I at least wait in the car? 140 00:10:13,136 --> 00:10:15,680 If I have to be here, then you have to be here. 141 00:10:15,764 --> 00:10:19,601 Well, you can't tell me what to do, because you're not my fucking mother! 142 00:10:19,726 --> 00:10:22,228 Oh! Watch the language. 143 00:10:22,395 --> 00:10:25,940 He left this unforgiving world with-- 144 00:10:27,859 --> 00:10:28,943 Excuse me. 145 00:10:29,027 --> 00:10:30,820 Well, you are not excused. 146 00:10:30,904 --> 00:10:32,530 That was deliberate. 147 00:10:32,781 --> 00:10:35,200 Toki, don't lick the puke. Come on! 148 00:10:40,747 --> 00:10:42,082 Oh, great. Here we go again. 149 00:10:42,165 --> 00:10:45,043 -Toki's always in trouble! -Okay, all right. 150 00:10:46,044 --> 00:10:48,630 No, you're not. Just watch out for germs. 151 00:10:49,047 --> 00:10:50,048 Sorry. 152 00:10:50,131 --> 00:10:53,760 You know, Toki's a little sensitive these days. 153 00:10:53,843 --> 00:10:58,348 We think he's regressing from, uh, you know, the whole thing. 154 00:10:58,431 --> 00:11:01,684 Skwisgaar, take your brother to the bathroom. 155 00:11:01,768 --> 00:11:03,144 Go. Go on. 156 00:11:03,228 --> 00:11:05,230 -Do I have to? -Yes. 157 00:11:05,313 --> 00:11:07,774 Get off of me. Don't touch Skwisgaar. 158 00:11:07,857 --> 00:11:09,526 Take your brother to the bathroom. 159 00:11:10,610 --> 00:11:12,612 Make sure he washes his hands. 160 00:11:13,571 --> 00:11:16,991 And you too. And you too, Skwisgaar. 161 00:11:17,117 --> 00:11:18,827 I heard you. God! 162 00:11:19,119 --> 00:11:20,787 You watch it. I will smack you. 163 00:11:20,870 --> 00:11:21,913 No, you won't. 164 00:11:23,164 --> 00:11:25,083 No, you won't. You just... 165 00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:26,835 Why are we fighting? What are we doing here? 166 00:11:26,918 --> 00:11:30,338 Your presence is requested by Father Offdensen. 167 00:11:33,842 --> 00:11:36,344 We are the gears in the wheel of the clock. 168 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,596 We fear not our mortality. 169 00:11:39,097 --> 00:11:41,266 We will serve to the best of our ability. 170 00:11:42,851 --> 00:11:44,436 I'm having a hard time 171 00:11:44,519 --> 00:11:47,397 wrangling those fucking dickweed fuckheads. You know what I mean? 172 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,483 Pickles, Dethklok is about to be challenged 173 00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:52,235 in ways you don't know. 174 00:11:54,112 --> 00:11:58,533 But we will need something very important from you. 175 00:11:58,783 --> 00:11:59,784 Oh? 176 00:11:59,868 --> 00:12:01,786 Nathan will be called upon in our time of need. 177 00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:04,831 The responsibility of saving the world falls... 178 00:12:04,914 --> 00:12:07,042 ...on him. 179 00:12:08,585 --> 00:12:11,671 Hi. Sorry. 180 00:12:12,255 --> 00:12:14,299 Uh, I'm on Xanax. 181 00:12:17,177 --> 00:12:19,012 Xanax is good. 182 00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:23,391 I also had some red wine. 183 00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:27,854 Then I started getting sleepy, so I'm having some coffee. 184 00:12:28,188 --> 00:12:30,398 I think I broke something expensive. 185 00:12:31,608 --> 00:12:33,985 Did I, uh, miss the, uh... 186 00:12:34,569 --> 00:12:37,655 Is it possible to dim that light a little, please? 187 00:12:38,907 --> 00:12:40,408 Is Abigail here? 188 00:12:40,825 --> 00:12:42,035 I'm on Xanax. 189 00:12:43,536 --> 00:12:44,662 Whoa. Whoa. 190 00:12:46,039 --> 00:12:47,582 Uh, now it's too dim. 191 00:12:47,665 --> 00:12:49,584 Burdened with so much already. 192 00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:52,670 Though his trials have yet to begin. 193 00:12:53,046 --> 00:12:54,964 Oh, Nathan. Nathan. 194 00:12:55,048 --> 00:12:57,675 Ah, Nathan, a quick word, if you please. 195 00:12:57,759 --> 00:12:59,844 I have something quite wonderful to show you. 196 00:12:59,928 --> 00:13:02,097 As you know, I've been allotted vast resources 197 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:04,724 and wanted to display my most recent endeavor. 198 00:13:04,808 --> 00:13:06,476 I call it the universal-- 199 00:13:07,602 --> 00:13:08,603 Fuck off. 200 00:13:10,438 --> 00:13:12,565 Oh. Yes. 201 00:13:12,649 --> 00:13:15,360 Perhaps we'll reconvene at a later date. 202 00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:18,738 Nathan is the key to the final stage of the Metalocalypse. 203 00:13:19,072 --> 00:13:20,865 But so are you. 204 00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:23,284 Be his friend. 205 00:13:23,576 --> 00:13:27,247 Even if it gets ugly, be a true friend. 206 00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:29,624 That's all? 207 00:13:29,791 --> 00:13:31,710 Yes. Goodbye, Pickles. 208 00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:34,212 Oh, oh. Okay. 209 00:13:34,963 --> 00:13:37,048 Hey, buddy. There you are. 210 00:13:41,886 --> 00:13:44,305 Fear, Nathan, it engulfs you. 211 00:13:44,931 --> 00:13:47,267 Plagued by your nightmarish memories. 212 00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:51,187 Unless you are vigilant, you will drown in fear. 213 00:13:52,522 --> 00:13:54,065 Um, hi. 214 00:13:54,941 --> 00:13:56,276 -What? -The rock, Nathan. 215 00:13:56,651 --> 00:13:58,069 I need to speak to you. 216 00:13:58,153 --> 00:13:59,779 The end of days are nigh. 217 00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:03,199 The Metalocalypse is upon us. 218 00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:06,619 The Great Reuniting. All halves will be complete. 219 00:14:07,078 --> 00:14:11,207 Salacia. Only he knows what vile evils are in store. 220 00:14:11,624 --> 00:14:14,711 Nathan, you will face him eventually. 221 00:14:15,712 --> 00:14:18,173 Uh, is there a place to sit? I've been on my feet-- 222 00:14:18,256 --> 00:14:20,550 "The Song of Salvation," how is that coming? 223 00:14:21,509 --> 00:14:23,386 Uh, I'm working on it. 224 00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:25,180 The Doomstar... 225 00:14:26,389 --> 00:14:28,433 creeps closer to our atmosphere every day, 226 00:14:28,516 --> 00:14:30,477 threatening cataclysmic destruction. 227 00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:32,812 Our time is running out, Nathan. 228 00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:34,314 There is, however, good news. 229 00:14:35,732 --> 00:14:36,941 There is protection. 230 00:14:37,317 --> 00:14:40,320 The prophecy speaks of the Army of the Doomstar. 231 00:14:40,403 --> 00:14:42,655 They will aid us in our time of need. 232 00:14:45,283 --> 00:14:48,161 Nathan, you must journey out to find "The Song of Salvation." 233 00:14:48,578 --> 00:14:51,915 I'm entrusting one of our newest and best clergy members to guide you. 234 00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:55,251 He will be your shaman, your musical and mystical guide 235 00:14:55,335 --> 00:14:58,046 through the tumult of meaningful creativity. 236 00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:00,256 You will go to an unknown location 237 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,092 and be instructed in the spiritual ways-- 238 00:15:02,175 --> 00:15:05,637 Look, I can't be at the center of this. 239 00:15:06,596 --> 00:15:12,310 I've been thinking lately that life might actually be precious, 240 00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:15,772 that this business asks too much of me. 241 00:15:16,106 --> 00:15:19,150 So I want to start a new life. 242 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:26,074 A family with someone that I like. 243 00:15:27,575 --> 00:15:30,412 Nathan, nobody can write the message of the song but you. 244 00:15:31,037 --> 00:15:33,665 I'm sorry. There's something I've got to do. 245 00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:35,709 Abigail! 246 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,794 Nathan. Hi. 247 00:15:38,002 --> 00:15:39,462 It's just so good to see you. 248 00:15:39,546 --> 00:15:42,757 I... I haven't seen you since I pretty much saved your life, 249 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:44,801 and you know, you kissed me. 250 00:15:44,884 --> 00:15:45,969 What's new? 251 00:15:46,177 --> 00:15:50,432 Well, um, I've been seeing a therapist to help me, 252 00:15:50,515 --> 00:15:53,977 though I... I don't remember much of anything. 253 00:15:55,019 --> 00:15:58,690 Have you thought about talking to a professional? 254 00:15:58,773 --> 00:16:02,986 Actually, uh, I've been speaking to a professional too. 255 00:16:03,945 --> 00:16:06,072 A professional diamond salesman. 256 00:16:08,575 --> 00:16:10,326 I've been thinking a lot. 257 00:16:10,410 --> 00:16:12,412 And the only thing that makes sense 258 00:16:12,495 --> 00:16:17,667 in this whole fucking putrid piece of shit world is you. 259 00:16:18,251 --> 00:16:19,502 What is he doing? 260 00:16:20,795 --> 00:16:21,629 Please stand up. 261 00:16:21,713 --> 00:16:25,592 Because when two people, you know, each other-- 262 00:16:25,675 --> 00:16:26,801 Please stand up. Please. 263 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:29,262 -I guess what I'm saying, Abigail... -Please stand up. 264 00:16:29,345 --> 00:16:32,557 -...with all that is black and brutal... -Nathan, please stand up. 265 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,059 ...will you marry me? 266 00:16:42,984 --> 00:16:44,027 No, Nathan. 267 00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:45,362 No. 268 00:16:45,862 --> 00:16:48,281 I'm not going to marry you. 269 00:16:48,948 --> 00:16:49,866 What? 270 00:16:50,825 --> 00:16:51,701 What? 271 00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:55,914 At least take a lap around the block. 272 00:16:56,122 --> 00:16:57,248 Think about it. 273 00:16:57,415 --> 00:17:01,294 I mean, I'm being submissive here. Look, I'm down. 274 00:17:01,378 --> 00:17:04,672 I could go lower. I could be on the ground. 275 00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:06,424 It's got to count for something. 276 00:17:06,508 --> 00:17:08,593 Nathan, we aren't even dating. 277 00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:11,721 But you kissed me. 278 00:17:11,805 --> 00:17:14,015 You saved my life and I gave you a kiss. 279 00:17:14,307 --> 00:17:16,351 Look, I think you're a great guy. 280 00:17:16,434 --> 00:17:19,062 -Oh, don't. Please. -Now you figure out who you are... 281 00:17:19,145 --> 00:17:20,855 -...and what you want. -Please don't do that. 282 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:21,898 I'm sure you'll meet the right girl. 283 00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:28,738 Nathan, the whole reason I came here was to stop all of this. 284 00:17:28,822 --> 00:17:31,616 To end whatever you thought we were. 285 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,911 Well, I guess this just isn't my day. 286 00:17:34,994 --> 00:17:36,162 Is it? 287 00:17:37,205 --> 00:17:39,666 Nathan, I came here to say goodbye. 288 00:17:41,084 --> 00:17:42,001 Goodbye. 289 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:55,223 Abigail, come back! 290 00:17:55,306 --> 00:17:59,477 Hey, it's Nathan Explosion, right fucking there! 291 00:17:59,936 --> 00:18:00,895 Fuck me. 292 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:02,397 Where's our fucking record? 293 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,107 What happened to the fucking tour? 294 00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:05,150 Go away! 295 00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:07,318 Where is our shit, man? 296 00:18:07,402 --> 00:18:09,446 What do you want from me, anyway? 297 00:18:09,529 --> 00:18:10,697 We're here for you, man. 298 00:18:10,822 --> 00:18:13,158 We're here because we love you, bro. 299 00:18:13,241 --> 00:18:16,536 No, you don't. You're just a bunch of idiot fans. 300 00:18:16,619 --> 00:18:18,997 We love you! You're a god! 301 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,498 What? No! 302 00:18:20,749 --> 00:18:24,085 The reason I'm all screwed up is because of you. 303 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:27,213 No matter what I give, you want more. 304 00:18:27,297 --> 00:18:28,506 And I'm done. 305 00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:30,050 I'm done giving. 306 00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:31,843 You mean nothing to me. 307 00:18:32,677 --> 00:18:34,554 Hey, man, that's not nice. 308 00:18:34,846 --> 00:18:36,973 In fact, I want you out of my life. 309 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,850 So why don't you fuck off? 310 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:42,979 Fuck off on a fucking shit barge to outer space. 311 00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:46,691 'Cause... 'Cause I'm breaking up with you! 312 00:18:48,902 --> 00:18:51,071 Go away, God damn it! 313 00:18:51,571 --> 00:18:53,156 Go away! 314 00:18:56,284 --> 00:18:58,870 There's no way this day could get any worse. 315 00:18:59,079 --> 00:19:03,583 Please welcome Dr. Rockzo, the rock and roll clown. 316 00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:05,126 Oh, fuck. 317 00:19:05,877 --> 00:19:12,759 Amazing grace How sweet the sound 318 00:19:12,842 --> 00:19:15,428 Is this in G? I thought this was... This is in F. 319 00:19:16,012 --> 00:19:19,933 A wretch like me 320 00:19:20,016 --> 00:19:22,477 I can't hear the monitor, man. I used to hit that note. Come on. 321 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,812 Give it to me now! 322 00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:30,110 I once was lost and now I'm found 323 00:19:30,443 --> 00:19:36,658 I was blind, but now I see 324 00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:38,576 Give me a little more bass in the monitor. 325 00:19:42,038 --> 00:19:44,999 Dr. Rockzo knows we all gotta die someday. 326 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:51,047 Years from now, even Dr. Rockzo's gonna meet sweet hereafter. 327 00:19:52,006 --> 00:19:58,304 But Dr. Rockzo knows he's going to that backstage party in the sky. 328 00:19:59,222 --> 00:20:04,060 And he knows he's gonna see St. Peter, the bouncer at the pearly gates. 329 00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:07,647 And you know St. Peter's gonna have a little bit of cocaine, right? 330 00:20:12,652 --> 00:20:16,698 And you know we're gonna have a party with all the lovers that we had 331 00:20:16,781 --> 00:20:18,575 and all the sexy mamas. 332 00:20:18,658 --> 00:20:21,161 And the angels are gonna be serving martinis. 333 00:20:21,703 --> 00:20:22,871 And at some point, 334 00:20:22,954 --> 00:20:24,372 that door's gonna fly open. 335 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,374 And who's gonna be standing there? 336 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,710 God himself. 337 00:20:29,419 --> 00:20:31,463 And he's gonna party down with all of us. 338 00:20:31,546 --> 00:20:32,422 That's right. 339 00:20:33,006 --> 00:20:35,258 Because we're all only here a short time, baby! 340 00:20:35,592 --> 00:20:37,635 And we gotta make the most of it all. 341 00:20:37,969 --> 00:20:39,304 We gotta carry on, 342 00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:44,684 and we must... We must love each other. 343 00:20:46,936 --> 00:20:50,899 In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit... 344 00:20:51,191 --> 00:20:52,400 cocaine. 345 00:20:53,234 --> 00:20:54,778 I gotta blow some of these balloons. 346 00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:04,496 Who wants a balloon? I said, who wants a crucifix balloon? 347 00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:11,002 What ams wes gonna does? 348 00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:13,213 Nathan won't come out of there. 349 00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:15,715 Come on, he's been dumped. He feels like trash. 350 00:21:16,716 --> 00:21:18,259 Hey, Nathan. 351 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,720 You feel like chatting with us a little bit? 352 00:21:20,804 --> 00:21:22,514 Let me at him. I know how to talk to Nate. 353 00:21:22,597 --> 00:21:24,599 Nathan, Murderface here. 354 00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:26,226 Hey, bud. 355 00:21:26,434 --> 00:21:28,520 Women are heartless monsters. 356 00:21:28,603 --> 00:21:31,606 And fuck those pieces of shit fans. 357 00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:34,234 And fuck those fucking dildo-licking douchebags 358 00:21:34,317 --> 00:21:37,028 into a pool of fucking fire! 359 00:21:37,112 --> 00:21:38,405 Shut up, Murderface. 360 00:21:38,488 --> 00:21:40,782 Look, Nate, just come out. 361 00:21:40,865 --> 00:21:44,285 Maybe we'll have some cocktails and French fries. 362 00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:47,414 Hmm. Sounds great? 363 00:21:51,084 --> 00:21:52,293 I've been thinking. 364 00:21:52,961 --> 00:21:56,506 I don't get to have what regular people have. 365 00:21:57,090 --> 00:21:59,426 All I have are you fuckbags. 366 00:22:00,176 --> 00:22:03,471 And it fucking sucks, but it'll have to do. 367 00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:08,518 Well, that's a clever way of saying it. 368 00:22:08,601 --> 00:22:12,188 What I'm saying is, all I have is jack shit here. 369 00:22:12,647 --> 00:22:15,108 And I'm settling for what I got. You idiots. 370 00:22:15,191 --> 00:22:16,026 Okay, we get it. 371 00:22:16,109 --> 00:22:17,485 So let's get the fuck out of here 372 00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:20,739 go write this song of sal-fucking-vation. 373 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:35,336 Your shorts have been pressed and packed, sire. 374 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:37,213 May I prepare your toiletries? 375 00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:41,134 Ah! No, thank you. Why don't you just throw yourself down the stairs. Bye. 376 00:22:41,718 --> 00:22:42,552 Sire. 377 00:22:54,481 --> 00:22:55,315 Hello? 378 00:22:56,107 --> 00:22:57,025 Who's there? 379 00:23:59,713 --> 00:24:01,548 Whoa! What is this? 380 00:24:01,631 --> 00:24:03,049 Apparently, we're supposed to work 381 00:24:03,133 --> 00:24:05,969 with some kind of a song guru here. 382 00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:23,194 Welcome to Dais Keep. 383 00:24:48,136 --> 00:24:49,846 Well, hi. 384 00:24:51,473 --> 00:24:53,058 Fucking Knubbler. 385 00:24:53,767 --> 00:24:57,312 Are you kidding? He's our spiritual musical guide? 386 00:24:57,562 --> 00:24:58,646 Well, uh, yeah, babe. 387 00:24:58,730 --> 00:25:03,151 This guy's an idiotic drug-mongering piece of shit, like us. 388 00:25:03,234 --> 00:25:04,527 How's that going to work? 389 00:25:04,611 --> 00:25:07,906 Don't overthink it. You know, it's fine. It'll be fine. 390 00:25:08,365 --> 00:25:10,283 Hey, where are you taking our stuff? 391 00:25:10,367 --> 00:25:13,119 Well, away, you know. Gone, you know. 392 00:25:13,203 --> 00:25:14,537 There are some rules here. 393 00:25:14,621 --> 00:25:19,000 No computers, no screen time, no contact with the outside world, okay? 394 00:25:19,084 --> 00:25:21,378 I mean, this is going to be unorthodox for you. 395 00:25:22,379 --> 00:25:26,007 This is a holy place, a place hidden away for centuries. 396 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:29,052 A place of purity, a wonderful place of-- 397 00:25:29,135 --> 00:25:33,431 Hey, this is your water supply for your time here, all right, baby? 398 00:25:33,515 --> 00:25:35,141 Uh, wasn't aware. 399 00:25:35,266 --> 00:25:36,101 Now you know. 400 00:25:38,686 --> 00:25:41,189 What is music? Hmm? 401 00:25:41,356 --> 00:25:43,817 Think about it. What is that stuff? 402 00:25:44,234 --> 00:25:47,070 Music is a telegraph, baby. 403 00:25:47,153 --> 00:25:50,740 It's an invisible cluster of fucking frequencies and vibrations 404 00:25:50,824 --> 00:25:53,326 that when done right, infects the listener's soul 405 00:25:53,410 --> 00:25:56,121 with fucking cool ass emotion. 406 00:25:56,538 --> 00:25:59,082 It's the power to change a person's feelings, 407 00:25:59,165 --> 00:26:00,375 my beautiful little babies. 408 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:03,712 Their attitude, perhaps even their whole life. 409 00:26:03,795 --> 00:26:05,463 And this is why you are here. 410 00:26:06,047 --> 00:26:09,175 To write "The Song of Salvation." 411 00:26:09,843 --> 00:26:12,429 Oh-oh, there's a fire right here. Get an extinguisher! 412 00:26:14,597 --> 00:26:16,766 Uh, this may be a dumb question at this point, 413 00:26:16,850 --> 00:26:19,519 but what is "The Song of Salvation?" 414 00:26:19,853 --> 00:26:21,521 -Nobody knows. -Huh. 415 00:26:21,604 --> 00:26:24,065 Well, do we at least know the running time, roughly-- 416 00:26:24,149 --> 00:26:25,150 Nobody knows. 417 00:26:25,233 --> 00:26:27,360 Does we at least know what keys it ends in? 418 00:26:27,444 --> 00:26:28,611 Nobody knows. 419 00:26:28,695 --> 00:26:30,321 What happens if we do it wrong? 420 00:26:30,572 --> 00:26:31,948 That we do know. 421 00:26:33,616 --> 00:26:39,289 The world will be bathed in blood and foul repugnance, 422 00:26:39,372 --> 00:26:44,669 and molten metal will rain from the skies, babe. 423 00:26:44,961 --> 00:26:50,925 The Earth will be a hellscape. Fuckers will be dying and shit. 424 00:26:51,217 --> 00:26:53,845 All that is good will be dead. 425 00:26:54,429 --> 00:26:56,222 The Metalocalypse! 426 00:27:02,937 --> 00:27:07,817 Fellas, the good news is that the song already lives inside of you. 427 00:27:07,901 --> 00:27:13,615 The reason you cannot see it is because it is being blocked by your egos. 428 00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:15,533 Uh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 429 00:27:15,617 --> 00:27:17,202 Your ego and fear is what keeps-- 430 00:27:17,285 --> 00:27:19,454 How does a song save the world? 431 00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:21,331 Can you at least tell us that? 432 00:27:21,414 --> 00:27:23,833 I cannot because I don't know. 433 00:27:23,917 --> 00:27:24,918 Not helpful. 434 00:27:25,043 --> 00:27:27,045 Uh, well, after you've written the song, 435 00:27:27,128 --> 00:27:28,922 you will rehearse and play from our studios 436 00:27:29,005 --> 00:27:32,509 broadcasting around the planet to millions of adoring fans. 437 00:27:33,593 --> 00:27:34,928 The fans. 438 00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:40,016 Nathan, as band lyricist, a lot of the weight will fall on you. 439 00:27:40,433 --> 00:27:41,726 The weight of the world. 440 00:27:41,810 --> 00:27:43,561 Well, that's a lot of weight. 441 00:27:43,853 --> 00:27:47,565 But you will never crumble as long as you believe in yourself. 442 00:27:47,857 --> 00:27:49,651 So, do you, babe? 443 00:27:54,114 --> 00:27:56,741 Here is your only writing challenge. 444 00:27:57,033 --> 00:27:58,785 Choose a person in your life 445 00:27:58,868 --> 00:28:01,705 with whom you'd like to have a conversation. 446 00:28:02,831 --> 00:28:03,748 That's all. 447 00:28:03,832 --> 00:28:07,210 If you can do that, then the rest will come like a powerful waterfall. 448 00:28:08,795 --> 00:28:11,464 Figure out who that person is, okay, babe? 449 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,181 Let's talk band roles. 450 00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:21,808 A band is a family. 451 00:28:21,891 --> 00:28:25,645 There's a father, a mother, brothers, a sister. 452 00:28:25,729 --> 00:28:28,982 So let's talk about what each of you are really bringing to the table. 453 00:28:29,065 --> 00:28:30,650 Pickles, what's your role? 454 00:28:30,859 --> 00:28:32,360 Uh, to play the drums. 455 00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:34,362 Good. Murderface, quick. Come on. 456 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,031 -Come on, come on, come on. -Okay. 457 00:28:36,114 --> 00:28:38,199 -I'm a fucking bass player, so... -Come on, come on, come on. 458 00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:41,161 I don't have a fucking role, so fuck off, right? 459 00:28:41,244 --> 00:28:43,496 Nah. Wrong. We'll come back. Nathan? 460 00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:46,791 -Uh, easy on the sad guy. -What? 461 00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:48,084 I'm... I'm joking. 462 00:28:48,168 --> 00:28:51,087 I'm... I'm the lyricist/front man, of course. 463 00:28:51,171 --> 00:28:54,799 You know, the fucking king, basically, baby. 464 00:28:54,883 --> 00:28:56,259 -What? -I'm kidding. 465 00:28:56,342 --> 00:28:59,179 I'll write this song. Don't you worry. I got it. 466 00:28:59,262 --> 00:29:01,973 -Good. Yeah! -I'm the band's guitar god. 467 00:29:02,057 --> 00:29:05,518 I am the sunshine rainbow marshmallow man. 468 00:29:05,602 --> 00:29:06,936 Yes, you are. Great. 469 00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:09,606 Well, everybody seems to know their place. 470 00:29:09,689 --> 00:29:11,775 Except you, Murderface. 471 00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:15,445 You still don't really know what you bring to the table, do you? 472 00:29:15,528 --> 00:29:16,738 Well, what do you think, gang? 473 00:29:16,821 --> 00:29:21,159 Can we help him figure out his role, since he doesn't really know? 474 00:29:21,868 --> 00:29:24,788 Uh, I don't know. He's always talking shit. 475 00:29:24,871 --> 00:29:28,249 Oh, yeah. He's always telling us whatever we're doing fucking sucks. 476 00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:30,210 -Okay. -He's generally in a shitty mood. 477 00:29:30,293 --> 00:29:32,253 -He brings that to the table. -What else? 478 00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:34,464 When we feel good about the parts, 479 00:29:34,547 --> 00:29:35,840 he complains that it sucks. 480 00:29:35,924 --> 00:29:39,260 He likes to explain why little tiny things we do in a song suck. 481 00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:40,470 His attitude sucks. 482 00:29:40,553 --> 00:29:43,598 -His job is to suck. He sucks. -Sucks! 483 00:29:43,848 --> 00:29:46,101 Murderface, this helping out, babe? 484 00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:37,444 Look. 485 00:30:37,986 --> 00:30:41,114 Look into my eyes. 486 00:30:41,197 --> 00:30:44,868 You belong to me now. 487 00:30:45,535 --> 00:30:47,203 You will be cunning. 488 00:30:47,287 --> 00:30:52,375 You will find the location of the Army of the Doomstar. 489 00:30:53,043 --> 00:30:54,961 And Nathan Explosion... 490 00:30:55,879 --> 00:31:00,008 you must crush his confidence. 491 00:31:02,343 --> 00:31:04,471 Sleep. 492 00:31:22,238 --> 00:31:23,740 Fuck this! 493 00:31:23,823 --> 00:31:25,200 There's got to be a better way. 494 00:31:27,452 --> 00:31:29,662 Look, I know you got a laptop in there. 495 00:31:29,913 --> 00:31:31,122 I need to make a call. 496 00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:35,418 Oh, boy. You're kind of putting me in a rough spot here, buddy. 497 00:31:35,710 --> 00:31:38,797 You know we're not supposed to have any electronics while we're here. 498 00:31:39,381 --> 00:31:41,758 There. Come on. Don't be a dildo. 499 00:31:41,841 --> 00:31:43,968 Aren't you worried about Knubbler catching you? 500 00:31:44,052 --> 00:31:46,471 It's cheating. 501 00:31:46,596 --> 00:31:49,307 Just promise me you won't go online 502 00:31:49,391 --> 00:31:53,895 and read the horrible shit the press is saying about you, okay? 503 00:31:55,772 --> 00:31:58,108 They're saying you don't have the goods anymore 504 00:31:58,233 --> 00:32:00,819 that you're just some fat celebrity. 505 00:32:01,695 --> 00:32:02,737 That you're weak. 506 00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:04,781 That you should just hang it up. 507 00:32:06,991 --> 00:32:08,118 Abigail. 508 00:32:14,124 --> 00:32:16,501 Oh, and that Abigail was only with you 509 00:32:16,584 --> 00:32:19,129 because she was scared of getting fired. 510 00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:21,423 You know, that kind of shit. 511 00:32:21,756 --> 00:32:24,008 Either way, it's all just noise. 512 00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:26,052 Pay it no mind, okay? 513 00:32:27,887 --> 00:32:29,139 Good pep talk. 514 00:32:34,936 --> 00:32:36,271 How's it goin', Nate? 515 00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:39,190 Oh, Nathan, we missed you! 516 00:32:40,984 --> 00:32:42,110 Are you okay? 517 00:32:42,444 --> 00:32:44,112 You look upset. 518 00:32:44,446 --> 00:32:46,239 Is your screen frozen? 519 00:32:47,949 --> 00:32:49,701 Hey, guys, what's up? 520 00:32:49,784 --> 00:32:51,119 What, are you napping or something? 521 00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:52,287 Anyways. 522 00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:55,749 Hey, you know why we're not supposed to have any screen time, right? 523 00:32:57,709 --> 00:32:58,543 And the boiler exploded 524 00:32:58,626 --> 00:33:01,504 and the people behind on the roller coaster got splashed. 525 00:33:01,588 --> 00:33:02,881 Can you do anything with that? 526 00:33:02,964 --> 00:33:04,132 Oh, fuck. Gross. 527 00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:06,342 Mom, that's not the help I'm looking for. 528 00:33:06,426 --> 00:33:07,761 Either way, I'm sure you'll figure it out. 529 00:33:07,844 --> 00:33:08,762 You always do. 530 00:33:08,845 --> 00:33:10,472 I don't think I can this time. 531 00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:14,142 And If I don't, the world will end. 532 00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:17,437 Oh, come on. You're always so tough on yourself. 533 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,480 The world won't end. 534 00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:20,482 Yes, it will. It will. 535 00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:25,987 Hey, just wanted to say how sad we are that Abigail didn't work out. 536 00:33:28,698 --> 00:33:30,992 Why can't everybody just fuck off! 537 00:33:31,076 --> 00:33:31,910 Nathan. 538 00:33:31,993 --> 00:33:32,827 Fuck! 539 00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:37,707 Fuck. Now you're pissed. 540 00:33:37,999 --> 00:33:39,959 I am disappointed. 541 00:33:50,011 --> 00:33:53,098 Stop ringing that bell for fuck's sake. 542 00:33:53,181 --> 00:33:54,307 What the fuck. 543 00:33:54,391 --> 00:33:57,644 It's early for breakfast, dude. Shit. 544 00:33:57,727 --> 00:33:59,521 Look at all this exquisite food. 545 00:33:59,854 --> 00:34:01,564 Maybe I'll make a little plate for myself. 546 00:34:01,648 --> 00:34:02,732 I'll have a little of this. 547 00:34:03,858 --> 00:34:07,028 Uh-oh. Dropped it on the floor. Whoopsie-daisy. 548 00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:09,072 Maybe I'll just drop it all on the fucking floor. 549 00:34:09,155 --> 00:34:10,198 Gives me a fucking idea. 550 00:34:10,281 --> 00:34:11,825 What the fuck is he doing? 551 00:34:11,908 --> 00:34:13,702 -Oh, no. -My God, man! 552 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:14,744 What are you doing? 553 00:34:14,828 --> 00:34:17,205 You're wrecking all the food, man! 554 00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:22,919 We are running out of time. 555 00:34:23,461 --> 00:34:25,964 Rules are being broken. 556 00:34:26,047 --> 00:34:28,717 So, we must speed up training. 557 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,719 You need to be hungry. 558 00:34:31,010 --> 00:34:32,011 Work hard. 559 00:34:32,095 --> 00:34:34,931 The fun is over. 560 00:34:35,724 --> 00:34:37,600 You must be able to play anything. 561 00:34:37,684 --> 00:34:41,980 A band must function with military precision, eye contact. 562 00:34:42,063 --> 00:34:45,024 You must be able to read each other's minds. 563 00:34:45,108 --> 00:34:47,277 There lies the tree of knowledge. 564 00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:49,112 And here is the challenge. 565 00:34:49,195 --> 00:34:50,405 Water the tree. 566 00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:53,825 If you can do that, then you can reclaim your strength. 567 00:34:58,329 --> 00:35:00,248 Whoopsie-daisy! 568 00:35:02,542 --> 00:35:05,378 We must strengthen your musical resolve. 569 00:35:05,462 --> 00:35:07,547 Toki, tune that guitar, babe. 570 00:35:07,630 --> 00:35:10,425 Look, this is a clip-on guitar tuner. 571 00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:15,263 If you play a note, it will tell you what note it is and if it is in tune. 572 00:35:15,430 --> 00:35:16,264 See? 573 00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:17,891 Start practicing again. 574 00:35:17,974 --> 00:35:19,309 That's when you was good. 575 00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:42,457 Awaken. 576 00:36:03,269 --> 00:36:06,106 Find them. 577 00:36:28,169 --> 00:36:30,839 We are the gears in the wheel of the clock. 578 00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:32,966 We fear not our mortality. 579 00:36:33,299 --> 00:36:35,593 We will serve to the best of our ability. 580 00:36:35,969 --> 00:36:38,847 We are the gears. Praise blackness. 581 00:36:41,641 --> 00:36:42,642 Murderface? 582 00:36:43,101 --> 00:36:44,602 What are you doing down here? 583 00:36:44,811 --> 00:36:48,356 The Army of the Doomstar is here. 584 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:52,485 You must swear a sacred oath to keep this a secret. 585 00:36:52,652 --> 00:36:54,738 Too many lives are at stake. 586 00:36:55,113 --> 00:36:56,781 Now go back to bed. 587 00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:16,301 You found the Army of the Doomstar, didn't you? 588 00:37:17,677 --> 00:37:19,971 The location, give it to me. 589 00:37:20,722 --> 00:37:23,141 -Give it to me. Give it to me. -Murderface! 590 00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:25,185 Fuck off! What? 591 00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:26,644 Hi. 592 00:37:26,728 --> 00:37:28,730 You were screaming in your sleep. 593 00:37:29,147 --> 00:37:31,983 Was that you I've seen roaming the halls at night? 594 00:37:32,067 --> 00:37:33,693 Fuck you! No! 595 00:37:33,777 --> 00:37:35,904 What are you doing, watching me? 596 00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:37,864 Get up. They want us outside. 597 00:37:43,203 --> 00:37:44,704 Come on, Nathan. You can do it. 598 00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:46,456 I believe in you, buddy. 599 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,875 Go, Nathan. 600 00:37:49,084 --> 00:37:50,960 Come on. You're almost there. 601 00:37:58,343 --> 00:37:59,219 Come on. 602 00:38:06,393 --> 00:38:09,187 Ow! 603 00:38:09,270 --> 00:38:11,648 Oh, my God. He couldn't do it. 604 00:38:11,731 --> 00:38:13,942 But it's not about getting to the top. 605 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:17,237 It's about what we do when we fail. 606 00:38:18,488 --> 00:38:19,906 Fuck! 607 00:38:37,173 --> 00:38:39,217 Don't despair, babes. 608 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:42,804 At the end, you will find all the answers. 609 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:47,308 Nathan, have you found someone you would wish to communicate with? 610 00:38:48,226 --> 00:38:49,102 No. 611 00:38:51,438 --> 00:38:54,023 I don't know what salvation is. 612 00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:57,402 Hope isn't a metal concept. 613 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,488 People don't come to me for salvation. 614 00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:06,202 They come to me if they want a song about how your guts will be liquefied 615 00:39:06,536 --> 00:39:07,912 by a weed whacker. 616 00:39:08,872 --> 00:39:13,418 I sing about death, not about how you'll live. 617 00:39:13,835 --> 00:39:16,796 And all I can think to do is write what I know. 618 00:39:17,338 --> 00:39:22,469 The most furious and fucked up, the most brutal song ever written. 619 00:39:23,386 --> 00:39:24,471 I guess. 620 00:39:25,096 --> 00:39:27,766 And you think this will be "The Song of Salvation?" 621 00:39:28,391 --> 00:39:31,102 Well, it's all I fucking got. 622 00:39:31,436 --> 00:39:33,688 I don't know. I think this plan sucks. 623 00:39:39,986 --> 00:39:41,905 I've done my best to guide through 624 00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:44,949 the labyrinth of creative discovery. 625 00:39:45,450 --> 00:39:50,872 Together, we work to give fertility to the soil of your soul. 626 00:39:50,955 --> 00:39:51,790 What? 627 00:39:51,873 --> 00:39:54,584 And now we're down to the last and most important lesson. 628 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:56,127 -Drugs. -What? 629 00:39:56,211 --> 00:39:57,128 Oh, yeah. 630 00:39:57,295 --> 00:40:00,423 This is mare viridates. 631 00:40:00,507 --> 00:40:02,133 Weed from the sea. 632 00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:07,222 It helps us to see and feel that which we cannot in our conscious state. 633 00:40:07,514 --> 00:40:08,515 The truth. 634 00:40:09,265 --> 00:40:14,521 But can you ask the right questions and get to the core of yourself? 635 00:40:35,792 --> 00:40:39,796 If you are ready to seek help, then confess. 636 00:40:40,213 --> 00:40:42,799 I doubt myself. 637 00:40:45,009 --> 00:40:47,429 But you must doubt yourself. 638 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:50,890 I can't do what I'm asked to do. 639 00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:54,602 And why do you think that is? 640 00:40:56,563 --> 00:40:57,605 Die. 641 00:40:58,815 --> 00:41:03,319 But you are the beast daughters of the apocalypse. 642 00:41:03,403 --> 00:41:07,282 You must bring about the end to live. 643 00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:09,034 Nothing makes sense. 644 00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:13,413 You sink in the darkness. 645 00:41:13,788 --> 00:41:16,583 But now is the time for you to choose. 646 00:41:17,625 --> 00:41:21,254 Will you be the fist or the hand? 647 00:41:21,337 --> 00:41:24,466 One strikes at all before them. 648 00:41:24,549 --> 00:41:28,386 The other reaches out for other life. 649 00:41:29,679 --> 00:41:32,140 What will happen must happen. 650 00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:36,436 As long as there is life, there is hope. 651 00:41:39,564 --> 00:41:40,648 What is that? 652 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,069 The deadline is here. 653 00:42:00,502 --> 00:42:02,504 This is it. We go live now. 654 00:42:02,587 --> 00:42:04,422 This is our only shot. 655 00:42:04,506 --> 00:42:07,967 Believe in yourselves and we are gold. 656 00:42:18,395 --> 00:42:22,107 Hello, everybody. It's me, Facebones. 657 00:42:23,858 --> 00:42:26,236 Welcome to the Dethklok live stream event. 658 00:42:26,319 --> 00:42:29,280 Please enjoy. It will be on in ten, 659 00:42:29,989 --> 00:42:30,824 nine, 660 00:42:31,324 --> 00:42:32,158 eight, 661 00:42:32,826 --> 00:42:33,743 seven, 662 00:42:34,202 --> 00:42:35,120 six, 663 00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:36,496 five... 664 00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:40,583 What is it that you desire to be? 665 00:42:41,042 --> 00:42:44,379 -The fist or the hand? -...four, three... 666 00:42:44,462 --> 00:42:46,965 -My God. Is this the wrong song? -...two... 667 00:42:47,048 --> 00:42:47,882 One. 668 00:43:09,362 --> 00:43:11,364 We're all going to die 669 00:43:11,698 --> 00:43:13,700 We're all going to die 670 00:43:13,950 --> 00:43:18,163 We're all going to die eventually 671 00:43:18,246 --> 00:43:22,751 Toxic waste, acidic paste, degradation 672 00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:25,003 Crushed by a plane, driven insane 673 00:43:25,086 --> 00:43:27,380 Mutilation 674 00:43:28,548 --> 00:43:31,926 Cranial glitch, dumped in a ditch 675 00:43:33,136 --> 00:43:34,262 Gangrenous stitch 676 00:43:35,221 --> 00:43:38,349 Fever has entered your soul 677 00:43:45,774 --> 00:43:49,277 How could you be So fucking naive? 678 00:43:50,070 --> 00:43:54,282 Fled for refuge You fell to your knees 679 00:43:54,366 --> 00:43:56,159 You spoke the words 680 00:43:56,701 --> 00:43:58,703 And brandished your heart 681 00:43:59,204 --> 00:44:01,039 You left yourself open 682 00:44:01,122 --> 00:44:04,167 To be torn apart Torn apart 683 00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:07,504 Aortic desecration 684 00:44:08,338 --> 00:44:11,841 How could I be so wrong? 685 00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:17,555 Disemboweled publicly 686 00:44:17,639 --> 00:44:20,725 This is the dying song 687 00:44:26,898 --> 00:44:27,816 Bleed 688 00:44:31,319 --> 00:44:32,570 Bleed 689 00:44:36,032 --> 00:44:37,033 Bleed 690 00:44:40,578 --> 00:44:41,496 Bleed 691 00:45:21,911 --> 00:45:27,459 Aortic desecration 692 00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:38,428 My God, how did they find us? 693 00:45:42,807 --> 00:45:44,059 Run! 694 00:45:48,021 --> 00:45:49,397 Skwisgaar, no! 695 00:47:04,889 --> 00:47:06,933 You did this. 696 00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:10,895 Please get out of my head! 697 00:48:39,609 --> 00:48:41,361 Pickles, pull it together, buddy. 698 00:48:41,444 --> 00:48:43,279 He wants his guitar. 699 00:48:43,738 --> 00:48:45,407 It comforts him. 700 00:48:47,242 --> 00:48:50,870 It happened like the prophecy said, the Metalocalypse. 701 00:48:51,121 --> 00:48:52,372 Anyone seen Murderface? 702 00:48:52,455 --> 00:48:55,667 I saw him run away somewhere... Out there. 703 00:48:58,336 --> 00:48:59,796 You were infiltrated. 704 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:01,715 You. 705 00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:06,594 I come in peace. I can help you. 706 00:49:06,678 --> 00:49:09,848 You've got nobody else, anyway. 707 00:49:09,931 --> 00:49:12,767 The Army of the Doomstar is gone. 708 00:49:13,268 --> 00:49:15,895 All of them. They're all dead. 709 00:49:18,231 --> 00:49:21,026 If you want me to take a look at him, I can help. 710 00:49:23,903 --> 00:49:28,116 He's in shock from the explosion, but he'll be back to normal soon. 711 00:49:29,117 --> 00:49:32,370 Here, Skwisgaar, you want to make sure you are in tune. 712 00:49:32,537 --> 00:49:34,914 What are you playing there? 713 00:49:34,998 --> 00:49:37,500 Start talking. Why are you here? 714 00:49:37,834 --> 00:49:42,338 Years ago, I was seduced by the power of what I thought was a man. 715 00:49:42,422 --> 00:49:43,381 Salacia. 716 00:49:43,465 --> 00:49:47,969 Yes. But when I started to do some digging, he didn't like that. 717 00:49:48,428 --> 00:49:51,139 He took control over me. He possessed me. 718 00:49:51,222 --> 00:49:54,642 He used me. He used the power of the military. 719 00:49:54,726 --> 00:49:57,145 He wanted to kill the people protecting you, 720 00:49:57,228 --> 00:49:58,980 the Army of the Doomstar. 721 00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:02,525 And he gloated about possessing another in order to get close. 722 00:50:03,318 --> 00:50:06,321 Skwisgaar, what are you playing? 723 00:50:06,404 --> 00:50:08,531 But what Salacia couldn't control 724 00:50:08,615 --> 00:50:12,285 was that while he possessed the other, I was free. 725 00:50:12,369 --> 00:50:15,997 So I jumped, thinking it would all be over. 726 00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:20,543 But something in the water terrified Salacia 727 00:50:20,919 --> 00:50:22,879 and it drove him out. 728 00:50:24,631 --> 00:50:26,674 So who was it that betrayed us? 729 00:50:28,134 --> 00:50:30,178 Uh... Guys. 730 00:50:30,970 --> 00:50:33,348 Oh, my God. He knew. 731 00:50:34,808 --> 00:50:35,934 Murderface. 732 00:50:38,853 --> 00:50:42,190 He was weak and vulnerable to Salacia's spell as I was, 733 00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:44,651 and forced to do the unspeakable. 734 00:50:45,694 --> 00:50:50,490 Your friend is innocent, but Salacia, he's still inside of him. 735 00:50:51,282 --> 00:50:54,244 If you can find your friend, you can save him. 736 00:51:16,641 --> 00:51:19,018 You'll have to perform an exorcism. 737 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:24,357 You've got to submerge him until the beast exits his body. 738 00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:29,320 Be careful, you could kill him. 739 00:51:31,823 --> 00:51:35,618 One, two, three! 740 00:52:23,917 --> 00:52:27,420 Come and find me, Nathan Explosion. 741 00:52:29,381 --> 00:52:31,549 You all will die. 742 00:53:00,620 --> 00:53:02,122 Get away from me! 743 00:53:02,455 --> 00:53:04,290 Don't you know what I've done? 744 00:53:04,374 --> 00:53:05,583 But it wasn't you. 745 00:53:05,667 --> 00:53:09,295 You said it. I have no role in this band. 746 00:53:09,379 --> 00:53:11,381 What? Of course you do. 747 00:53:11,464 --> 00:53:13,758 Your role is to suck. 748 00:53:13,842 --> 00:53:16,302 It's so important to us that you suck. 749 00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:18,388 You're the voice of dissent. 750 00:53:18,888 --> 00:53:20,056 Don't you get it? 751 00:53:20,432 --> 00:53:23,226 Without you, we're fooling ourselves. 752 00:53:23,852 --> 00:53:24,686 No. 753 00:53:25,353 --> 00:53:27,063 I'm no better than Magnus. 754 00:53:27,147 --> 00:53:28,314 Hey, no. 755 00:53:29,190 --> 00:53:31,401 Magnus never gave us a chance to forgive him. 756 00:53:31,484 --> 00:53:34,279 He was too busy being angry and selfish. 757 00:53:34,654 --> 00:53:36,573 But we forgive you, Murderface. 758 00:53:37,949 --> 00:53:41,828 You bring balance to this band by sucking. 759 00:53:42,287 --> 00:53:46,583 You suck so fucking much, we can't live without you. 760 00:53:46,666 --> 00:53:48,126 Come back to us. 761 00:53:48,209 --> 00:53:51,337 Suck the life out of every waking moment with us. 762 00:53:51,546 --> 00:53:54,090 Come back and suck. 763 00:53:55,759 --> 00:53:59,179 But you can't even hear the bass. 764 00:54:00,764 --> 00:54:02,474 But you can always feel it. 765 00:54:09,481 --> 00:54:10,899 What do we do now? 766 00:54:11,566 --> 00:54:12,692 I fucked up. 767 00:54:12,901 --> 00:54:14,319 I wrote the wrong song. 768 00:54:14,402 --> 00:54:17,113 So, everybody should blame me. 769 00:54:17,489 --> 00:54:19,949 I guess I'm no goddamn good after all. 770 00:54:20,533 --> 00:54:22,118 Ow! What the fuck. 771 00:54:22,410 --> 00:54:23,453 -What do you... -Ow! 772 00:54:23,536 --> 00:54:24,371 What's happening? 773 00:54:24,454 --> 00:54:27,665 You feeling sorry for your dumpy ass, you little dildo fuckhead? 774 00:54:27,749 --> 00:54:28,583 Ow! 775 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:31,795 Fucking Knubbler gave you one job, but you fucked it up, didn't you, 776 00:54:31,878 --> 00:54:33,129 you little dick lick. 777 00:54:33,213 --> 00:54:34,964 Find one person to communicate with-- 778 00:54:35,048 --> 00:54:36,925 But everybody abandoned me. 779 00:54:37,175 --> 00:54:39,094 Nope. You shut down and pushed them out 780 00:54:39,177 --> 00:54:42,013 like a fucking little douchebag dildo, frankly. 781 00:54:42,347 --> 00:54:43,181 Quit hitting me. 782 00:54:43,264 --> 00:54:46,810 First thing is, I'm feeling much better. Thank you all. 783 00:54:46,893 --> 00:54:50,021 And number two, this is weird. 784 00:54:50,105 --> 00:54:51,106 Should we get going? 785 00:54:51,189 --> 00:54:54,859 The question is, what would you say if they were all in your life, stupid? 786 00:54:55,026 --> 00:54:56,277 What would you say? 787 00:54:57,737 --> 00:54:59,823 I'd say, I... 788 00:55:08,832 --> 00:55:11,626 I'd say, "Come back." 789 00:55:12,335 --> 00:55:16,589 Come back, and maybe together we can fight all of this. 790 00:55:16,673 --> 00:55:19,676 Now, that would be a pretty good "Song of Salvation," actually, you know. 791 00:55:21,302 --> 00:55:22,804 Holy shit! 792 00:55:23,263 --> 00:55:25,223 That is "The Song of Salvation." 793 00:55:26,349 --> 00:55:29,561 I mean, none of this is about me or us. 794 00:55:29,644 --> 00:55:32,188 It's about everybody else that's alive. 795 00:55:32,814 --> 00:55:34,232 I'm just a little part of it. 796 00:55:34,315 --> 00:55:38,236 I'm just a gear in the wheel of the clock. 797 00:55:38,737 --> 00:55:40,613 Holy shit. That's what that means. 798 00:55:42,407 --> 00:55:45,577 This is it. We have to find a way to play this song. 799 00:55:45,994 --> 00:55:49,205 Then we're going to find that fucker who fucked up Murderface, 800 00:55:49,456 --> 00:55:51,833 the fucker who's fucking up this whole planet. 801 00:55:51,916 --> 00:55:53,960 And we're gonna go fuck him up. 802 00:55:54,044 --> 00:55:55,378 See how he likes it. 803 00:55:55,462 --> 00:55:58,882 The Dethjet. If it wasn't destroyed, it can get us out of here. 804 00:56:08,808 --> 00:56:10,852 Try not to kill us, Pickles. 805 00:56:10,935 --> 00:56:14,689 Toki, be a good boy and bring Mommy a scotch, okay? I got this. 806 00:56:14,773 --> 00:56:16,566 Whoa! 807 00:56:23,990 --> 00:56:25,533 So, what's your plan? 808 00:56:25,617 --> 00:56:27,827 It's not mine. It's his. 809 00:56:30,497 --> 00:56:34,542 What the fuck is this piece of shit doing inside of my lab-- 810 00:56:34,626 --> 00:56:36,461 This piece of shit's with us now. 811 00:56:36,544 --> 00:56:39,172 -Hi. Sorry about everything. -Heh! 812 00:56:39,255 --> 00:56:40,298 Are you, then? 813 00:56:41,341 --> 00:56:43,426 This is the universal stereo. 814 00:56:43,510 --> 00:56:46,012 It's a PA system that can amplify a concert 815 00:56:46,096 --> 00:56:47,555 for the entire planet. 816 00:56:47,639 --> 00:56:50,475 If that's the case, then we'll need to hardwire in. 817 00:56:50,558 --> 00:56:51,684 Correct, Skwisgaar. 818 00:56:52,143 --> 00:56:55,230 Computer, deploy the universal stereo. 819 00:56:56,481 --> 00:56:59,025 There are five major points that must be plugged in. 820 00:56:59,109 --> 00:57:02,946 Each of you will have to fly and plug in to the audio-ins at the patch base 821 00:57:03,029 --> 00:57:04,864 located at one of the five points. 822 00:57:06,866 --> 00:57:09,577 Each of your flight pods is equipped with an autopilot. 823 00:57:09,661 --> 00:57:12,288 You'll just have to be guided through the plug-in process. 824 00:57:12,372 --> 00:57:15,667 Then meet at the stage center so that you can play the song. 825 00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:19,838 My God, this is amazing. 826 00:57:19,921 --> 00:57:21,131 No shit, Sherlock. 827 00:57:37,731 --> 00:57:38,648 Nathan's been hit. 828 00:57:38,773 --> 00:57:39,649 I'm okay. 829 00:57:40,275 --> 00:57:41,443 Just a cosmetic wound. 830 00:57:42,569 --> 00:57:44,070 I've been thinking about Salacia. 831 00:57:44,487 --> 00:57:45,697 You told us to find him. 832 00:57:45,780 --> 00:57:49,075 So, let's say we do find him, then what are we supposed to do? 833 00:57:49,159 --> 00:57:52,245 He's more powerful than anything this planet knows. 834 00:57:52,328 --> 00:57:54,914 Even worse, he's going to become stronger. 835 00:57:54,998 --> 00:57:57,584 He calls it The Great Reuniting. 836 00:57:57,667 --> 00:57:59,836 And he's bringing reinforcements. 837 00:57:59,919 --> 00:58:03,089 And what you're calling the Doomstar isn't just a star. 838 00:58:03,381 --> 00:58:07,969 It's also a portal to another place and time, and a weapon. 839 00:58:08,511 --> 00:58:10,930 He built the world's biggest superconductor, 840 00:58:11,014 --> 00:58:13,475 so then he could pull the star closer to the earth-- 841 00:58:13,558 --> 00:58:15,560 Note, it's also terrifying the planet. 842 00:58:15,643 --> 00:58:17,395 I don't understand what this has to do with us. 843 00:58:17,687 --> 00:58:19,606 A powerful force is needed 844 00:58:19,689 --> 00:58:22,400 to wedge open the Doomstar's portal gates 845 00:58:22,484 --> 00:58:24,819 so that the half man could be completed. 846 00:58:24,903 --> 00:58:28,907 The rest of the souls, that force is you. 847 00:58:29,449 --> 00:58:31,409 It gave me gifts as well. 848 00:58:31,659 --> 00:58:32,911 The Dethlights. 849 00:58:34,287 --> 00:58:35,372 My God. 850 00:58:35,955 --> 00:58:37,665 You should be in range now. 851 00:58:45,090 --> 00:58:47,092 Okay. Everybody else good? 852 00:58:49,844 --> 00:58:51,638 Nathan, what's going on? 853 00:58:51,721 --> 00:58:52,722 Bad news. 854 00:58:52,847 --> 00:58:54,933 Hit I took fused the compartment shut. 855 00:58:55,558 --> 00:58:56,851 Then you'll have to do it manually. 856 00:58:59,479 --> 00:59:00,647 Oh, boy. 857 00:59:10,198 --> 00:59:11,783 Nathan, look out! 858 00:59:14,703 --> 00:59:16,913 Oh, no! Nathan! 859 00:59:19,708 --> 00:59:21,918 It's okay. I'm alive. 860 00:59:28,049 --> 00:59:29,050 Now what do I do? 861 00:59:29,134 --> 00:59:30,510 You see a gigantic cable? 862 00:59:31,094 --> 00:59:32,887 -Yeah. -I'm sending you towards it. 863 00:59:33,471 --> 00:59:35,932 Oh, fuck! Oh, shit! 864 00:59:36,891 --> 00:59:38,935 Got it. Guide me in. 865 00:59:40,145 --> 00:59:42,313 I need to say something to my band. 866 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:47,694 Pickles, Skwisgaar, Murderface, Toki, you stood by me after Abigail dumped me. 867 00:59:47,861 --> 00:59:49,404 You never gave up on me. 868 00:59:49,487 --> 00:59:52,032 And in case you're wondering, we never had sex. 869 00:59:52,615 --> 00:59:53,491 Really? 870 00:59:53,825 --> 00:59:54,701 Yeah. 871 00:59:54,826 --> 00:59:55,744 Shit. 872 00:59:56,119 --> 00:59:58,621 That's okay, 'cause it wouldn't have been right. 873 00:59:58,788 --> 01:00:00,081 And Abigail... 874 01:00:00,457 --> 01:00:04,544 Abigail, wherever you are in this world, 875 01:00:05,086 --> 01:00:09,424 I'm sorry that I tried to force something that wasn't there. 876 01:00:09,507 --> 01:00:13,261 I respect you and I want you to be happy. 877 01:00:13,678 --> 01:00:15,680 And I'll grow stronger 878 01:00:16,097 --> 01:00:20,101 because I'll always have my relationship with music. 879 01:00:22,437 --> 01:00:23,688 All right! 880 01:00:23,772 --> 01:00:25,690 Motherfucker, way to go! 881 01:00:31,279 --> 01:00:34,157 We're flying the stage craft towards Batsfjord, Norway, 882 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,700 near the Arctic Circle. 883 01:00:36,451 --> 01:00:39,454 There's great deal of magnetic activity and striation. 884 01:00:39,913 --> 01:00:42,082 That's where Salacia is. 885 01:00:45,794 --> 01:00:47,879 You'll see I've upgraded your instruments. 886 01:00:47,962 --> 01:00:51,466 They're to your exact specifications and then some. 887 01:00:52,759 --> 01:00:54,177 Oh, cool! 888 01:00:54,636 --> 01:00:56,429 My teddy bear. 889 01:00:56,888 --> 01:00:59,974 Hey, you're one hell of a motherfucker. 890 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:02,852 I am but a gear in the wheel of the clock. 891 01:01:08,775 --> 01:01:12,487 We got something we been working on, so you just got to bring the message. 892 01:01:13,863 --> 01:01:16,908 You're the absolute best mother... fucker. 893 01:01:17,325 --> 01:01:18,243 Motherfucker. 894 01:01:18,702 --> 01:01:19,994 I'll see you on stage. 895 01:01:20,328 --> 01:01:21,871 I'll see you on stage. 896 01:01:23,373 --> 01:01:24,999 This one's for Knubbler! 897 01:02:35,695 --> 01:02:37,155 People of Earth... 898 01:02:38,907 --> 01:02:40,700 this is Dethklok. 899 01:02:43,161 --> 01:02:45,038 You don't have to be afraid anymore. 900 01:02:53,338 --> 01:02:57,342 Last breath skyward 901 01:02:57,884 --> 01:03:02,097 Dark sign, closing line 902 01:03:03,056 --> 01:03:07,143 No time to mend this life 903 01:03:07,811 --> 01:03:11,815 Take this hand This last time 904 01:03:21,574 --> 01:03:25,745 We're the shadows of the infinite 905 01:03:26,871 --> 01:03:28,915 We stand alive 906 01:03:31,251 --> 01:03:35,630 We're nothing but the soil of time 907 01:03:36,506 --> 01:03:38,925 Beasts in the night 908 01:03:41,344 --> 01:03:45,056 Reach with my open hand 909 01:03:46,224 --> 01:03:48,560 Bound for all time 910 01:03:50,228 --> 01:03:54,816 In the shadows of the blazing star 911 01:03:55,859 --> 01:03:58,069 Fused with the light 912 01:03:59,696 --> 01:04:02,866 Now rise! 913 01:04:02,949 --> 01:04:04,492 Rise! 914 01:04:05,535 --> 01:04:07,495 Rise! 915 01:04:10,206 --> 01:04:13,793 Rise! Rise! 916 01:04:14,627 --> 01:04:16,671 Rise! 917 01:04:19,799 --> 01:04:21,009 Rise! 918 01:04:21,217 --> 01:04:22,927 Shoot them down, now! 919 01:04:24,095 --> 01:04:26,973 Move it out, move it out 920 01:04:27,057 --> 01:04:28,892 Brace for a crash landing. 921 01:04:28,975 --> 01:04:31,019 Here we go! 922 01:04:33,646 --> 01:04:37,067 You want to get killed or you want a chance to join something good? 923 01:04:51,706 --> 01:04:53,416 You know, if you think you're making us 924 01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:55,210 shit our pants over here... 925 01:04:56,127 --> 01:04:57,045 Close. 926 01:04:58,963 --> 01:04:59,839 Take them. 927 01:05:04,803 --> 01:05:08,223 Tonight, all things change. 928 01:05:08,473 --> 01:05:10,517 Sad, isn't it? 929 01:05:10,850 --> 01:05:15,897 But, pledge your allegiance to me, and I will kill your friends quickly. 930 01:05:16,856 --> 01:05:19,567 I'm offering a seat at the table. 931 01:05:20,151 --> 01:05:23,196 Well, I'm good on furniture right now. 932 01:05:23,697 --> 01:05:25,699 I don't need any chairs or... 933 01:05:26,574 --> 01:05:27,826 Hmm... 934 01:05:27,909 --> 01:05:29,911 I think I got... I got everything I need. 935 01:05:30,078 --> 01:05:31,162 Be quiet! 936 01:05:31,663 --> 01:05:35,417 You're just as mentally inept as they said you were. 937 01:05:35,792 --> 01:05:37,836 Just takes me a long time to learn stuff. 938 01:05:38,211 --> 01:05:42,674 When this ends, I will crucify you, but I won't kill you. 939 01:05:42,757 --> 01:05:46,553 I will keep you alive in wretched misery. 940 01:05:46,636 --> 01:05:48,430 You know, you don't really have to go to the trouble. 941 01:05:51,975 --> 01:05:53,935 How was the conversation? 942 01:05:54,352 --> 01:05:55,770 It was good. 943 01:05:56,938 --> 01:05:59,315 Well, hey, what's that? 944 01:05:59,399 --> 01:06:00,483 It's my last meal. 945 01:06:00,567 --> 01:06:03,778 I've got some bowls of kombuchas. I never tried it before. 946 01:06:03,862 --> 01:06:05,947 Like a vinegar soda. 947 01:06:06,031 --> 01:06:09,242 Oh, yeah, yours is over there. I, uh, ordered for you. 948 01:06:10,702 --> 01:06:13,038 Chocolate milk and Cool Ranch Doritos. 949 01:06:13,163 --> 01:06:15,040 Hmm. You know, I've always said it's the best thing-- 950 01:06:15,123 --> 01:06:17,542 The best thing a death metal vocalist can eat. 951 01:06:17,876 --> 01:06:19,919 Shit. You really know me. 952 01:06:21,463 --> 01:06:24,090 I don't know what else to say. 953 01:06:24,257 --> 01:06:25,550 I think we're going to die. 954 01:06:26,885 --> 01:06:29,012 Really? Really dead? 955 01:06:29,220 --> 01:06:31,723 Yeah. I think we're gonna die. 956 01:06:33,516 --> 01:06:35,185 -Toki, try to be strong. -Okay. 957 01:06:35,268 --> 01:06:36,436 Try to be strong. 958 01:06:36,519 --> 01:06:39,314 I never even finished Planet Piss. 959 01:06:39,397 --> 01:06:40,940 I'm gonna be one of those dildos 960 01:06:41,024 --> 01:06:43,651 that everybody knows can't complete a project. 961 01:06:43,735 --> 01:06:47,322 Everybody else will be dead too, so who cares, really? 962 01:06:47,489 --> 01:06:51,201 Death, it's a real get-out-of-jail-free card, isn't it? 963 01:06:51,284 --> 01:06:54,537 Well, I guess I'll see you in the afterlife, Skwisgaar. 964 01:06:54,621 --> 01:06:57,999 Hanging out every day for eternity. 965 01:06:58,249 --> 01:07:00,251 So you're saying we're going to hell? 966 01:07:00,543 --> 01:07:02,754 I've been thinking about the Dethlights. 967 01:07:03,296 --> 01:07:05,548 Can we ever summon that power again? 968 01:07:05,632 --> 01:07:07,550 Was that power even ours? 969 01:07:07,842 --> 01:07:09,636 Or was it the Doomstar doing it all? 970 01:07:09,719 --> 01:07:12,180 You know, to stop us from being killed. 971 01:07:12,263 --> 01:07:13,348 Yeah. To protect us 972 01:07:13,431 --> 01:07:15,892 so that we can be used for something even more horrible. 973 01:07:16,184 --> 01:07:17,018 This. 974 01:07:55,765 --> 01:07:57,684 I'm the gear in the wheel of the clock. 975 01:07:57,767 --> 01:07:59,561 I fear not my mortality. 976 01:07:59,644 --> 01:08:01,396 I will serve to the best of my... 977 01:08:10,321 --> 01:08:15,160 Behold! The Great Reuniting! 978 01:08:27,922 --> 01:08:28,923 No! 979 01:08:50,111 --> 01:08:52,697 The Doomstar portal is open! 980 01:08:53,281 --> 01:08:56,368 Summoning the four souls to cascade forth 981 01:08:56,451 --> 01:08:59,037 and fuse into the half man 982 01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:01,748 making him whole again. 983 01:09:10,882 --> 01:09:12,133 It's happening. 984 01:09:16,471 --> 01:09:18,765 Look. It's coming closer. 985 01:09:28,191 --> 01:09:29,317 It's happening. 986 01:09:30,694 --> 01:09:32,195 It's happening! 987 01:09:32,529 --> 01:09:35,365 It's happening! 988 01:09:42,872 --> 01:09:44,749 I'm the gear in the wheel of the clock. 989 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,877 I fear not my mortality. 990 01:09:50,380 --> 01:09:53,508 I will serve to the best of my ability. 991 01:10:25,248 --> 01:10:26,458 He's alive. 992 01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:28,918 Growing in power. 993 01:10:29,002 --> 01:10:29,919 Good. 994 01:10:30,503 --> 01:10:32,338 Well, I think a tad bit faster. 995 01:10:32,422 --> 01:10:36,342 Now get me to that contraption before they fix it. Now mush. 996 01:10:36,426 --> 01:10:37,802 I'm working on it. 997 01:10:47,020 --> 01:10:48,646 It was nice working with you. 998 01:10:57,447 --> 01:10:58,698 -Yes. -Somebody's inside. 999 01:10:58,782 --> 01:11:02,952 My brother, at last I'll be with you. 1000 01:11:25,767 --> 01:11:27,602 No, no, no, no. 1001 01:11:27,685 --> 01:11:29,521 No, no, no, no! 1002 01:11:33,274 --> 01:11:34,734 It's still alive. 1003 01:11:35,527 --> 01:11:37,862 I can see its heart beating. 1004 01:11:41,741 --> 01:11:44,369 Dethklok is of no use to us now. 1005 01:11:45,620 --> 01:11:46,579 Kill them. 1006 01:11:52,085 --> 01:11:53,420 It's too late. 1007 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:54,838 It's over. 1008 01:11:55,380 --> 01:11:56,840 What's that sound? 1009 01:11:56,923 --> 01:11:58,675 Dethklok! 1010 01:11:58,758 --> 01:12:00,385 -Dethklok! -They came. 1011 01:12:00,468 --> 01:12:01,344 Who came? 1012 01:12:02,971 --> 01:12:04,139 The fans! 1013 01:12:04,389 --> 01:12:05,682 They heard us. 1014 01:12:06,224 --> 01:12:08,727 "The Song of Salvation" worked. 1015 01:12:08,810 --> 01:12:11,771 The fans. I've always loved them! 1016 01:12:15,650 --> 01:12:17,694 Team A, that thing is vulnerable. 1017 01:12:18,028 --> 01:12:19,863 We need to squash it before it's too late. 1018 01:12:19,946 --> 01:12:22,198 Team B, protect Dethklok. 1019 01:12:22,657 --> 01:12:23,783 Let's end this. 1020 01:13:02,739 --> 01:13:03,823 Stay away from them. 1021 01:13:07,327 --> 01:13:09,829 Those are my spiritual saviors you're fucking with. 1022 01:13:27,222 --> 01:13:28,056 No! 1023 01:13:46,616 --> 01:13:47,534 Hey! 1024 01:13:49,703 --> 01:13:52,914 Sorry. I thought you were somebody else. 1025 01:13:53,164 --> 01:13:54,708 Please don't kill me. 1026 01:13:54,791 --> 01:13:56,626 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1027 01:14:21,776 --> 01:14:25,864 All members of the US military, stand down! 1028 01:14:26,197 --> 01:14:28,408 Do not hurt the civilians. 1029 01:14:28,491 --> 01:14:30,243 They're not the enemy. 1030 01:14:30,326 --> 01:14:32,537 Protect them at all costs. 1031 01:16:19,227 --> 01:16:23,022 Go into the waters. 1032 01:16:40,165 --> 01:16:47,088 Don't you know only a god can kill a god? 1033 01:17:34,427 --> 01:17:35,845 That was upsetting! 1034 01:17:37,806 --> 01:17:40,058 Oh, it's my teddy bear. Oh, cool. 1035 01:17:40,809 --> 01:17:43,019 Holy shit. Did we survive? 1036 01:17:44,854 --> 01:17:50,860 Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! 1037 01:17:59,035 --> 01:18:01,871 I, uh, have something to say. 1038 01:18:02,539 --> 01:18:04,708 Shut the fuck up for one second! 1039 01:18:07,419 --> 01:18:10,255 I wanna say thank you. 1040 01:18:11,089 --> 01:18:13,383 I mean, you're not just the fans, you're... 1041 01:18:16,803 --> 01:18:20,765 My God, you are the Army of the Doomstar. 1042 01:18:22,142 --> 01:18:23,393 Holy shit. 1043 01:18:23,727 --> 01:18:25,478 I'm just putting that together. 1044 01:18:25,770 --> 01:18:28,815 I mean, you were always the Army of the Doomstar, 1045 01:18:29,232 --> 01:18:31,276 and you were always right in front of me. 1046 01:18:31,651 --> 01:18:33,737 And I just didn't see it. 1047 01:18:34,154 --> 01:18:38,033 I mean, sure, our relationship could get tricky, 1048 01:18:38,116 --> 01:18:40,076 but you were always there for us. 1049 01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:42,746 I mean, holy fucking shit! 1050 01:18:43,038 --> 01:18:45,457 And I'm sorry I tried to break up with you. 1051 01:18:45,915 --> 01:18:49,252 But you came when we needed you the most. 1052 01:18:50,128 --> 01:18:52,422 And I just realized something else. 1053 01:18:52,672 --> 01:18:53,757 Oh, boy. 1054 01:18:54,382 --> 01:18:57,927 My family, my band, all of us. 1055 01:18:58,011 --> 01:19:01,514 This! This is The Great Reuniting! 1056 01:19:07,812 --> 01:19:09,814 Thank you! 1057 01:19:17,238 --> 01:19:20,909 What a fucking day! Right?