1 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:15,265 Your brighter tomorrow doesn't start when you land on the moon. 2 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:19,645 It starts when you arrive in our state-of-the-art BrightSider rocket. 3 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:24,191 The very ship itself that takes you to the Brightside Lunar Residences. 4 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:27,778 And three days on an exclusive BrightSider rocket 5 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:34,076 means three days of luxury, of leisure and of five-star dining. 6 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:39,164 Marlene, what's cooking tonight? [chuckles] 7 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:42,209 - Now that's good home cooking, in space. - [grunts] Ow. 8 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:46,672 - And Shana has converted her seating pod... - [crew chattering] 9 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:49,508 ...into a luxurious, double-wide sleeping area 10 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:50,717 to get some rest. 11 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:54,513 Or maybe, I don't know, catch up on a couple of reruns of Space Sheriff 12 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:57,891 on the Brightside's exclusive lunar television. 13 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:03,230 And of course, when you're flying to the moon, 14 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,897 it's always five o'clock. 15 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,402 Mmm. 16 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,654 And always on the house. 17 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,995 [exhales deeply] Out of this world. 18 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,416 [Jack] And while you're considering an exciting purchase 19 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,459 or getting ready for our next launch, 20 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:29,173 come see a BrightSider rocket for yourself at our wonderful new launch facility, 21 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,341 right here in Vistaville. 22 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:35,137 Yes, it's an exciting time for us here at the Brightside, 23 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:39,892 and we just can't wait for you to live your brighter tomorrow today. 24 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:41,185 [inaudible dialogue] 25 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,335 [Elle] What you got there? 26 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,547 [sighs] Here. 27 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,134 That's from the Sea of Serenity... 28 00:02:56,134 --> 00:03:00,389 - Ooh. - ...243,000 miles up. 29 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,641 Mmm, what'd you do? Pick it up at a parking lot? 30 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:04,476 Wouldn't you like to know? 31 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:08,939 Mmm, a virtuoso and a fucking pebble. 32 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,150 That's great American business. 33 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:18,031 Oh, man. You have no idea, do you? 34 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,158 How big this thing goes. 35 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:23,912 Well, I'm just hoping to get Ma out of the home and into her own place. 36 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:27,291 [laughs] Well then, look out there. 37 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:31,879 They're fueling up. 38 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,964 [metal clanging] 39 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:40,262 It's been six weeks. Investors are tired of delays. 40 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:44,391 So, I announced a launch. This week. 41 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,144 Wait. 42 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,646 We said we were months out. 43 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:53,358 They're looking us up and down. Time to make them beg for it. 44 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:57,696 So send them some nice pictures. They'll want it more for waiting. 45 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,406 [sighs] Jack. 46 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:05,120 You and I both know that the world runs on dupes' misspent dollars. 47 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,205 [Jack sighs] 48 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:08,999 I mean, I thought that's why we had so much fun together. 49 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:14,254 And, uh, when they come back down? 50 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,173 Oh, they'll be thumbing it at launch terminals for months 51 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:19,091 before they get a flight back. 52 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,889 And when they tell everyone the truth? 53 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,557 Then we'll have cashed out 54 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:29,311 and left lawyers to muzzle them and mop up. 55 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:35,734 We get the money. We make the truth. 56 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:42,366 Now open your gift and enjoy it. [sighs] 57 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:46,620 [chuckles, sighs] 58 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:49,206 Hey. 59 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:52,626 You're throwing the opening pitch for the Volts tonight. 60 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:56,380 Wow. 61 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:02,469 - Every little boy's dream. [chuckles] - [inhales sharply] You're my pebble. 62 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:08,308 And everything you did with this, I can do with you. 63 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:12,104 [kisses] 64 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,651 [car door opens] 65 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:20,779 Joey! 66 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:25,117 Hey. Merry Christmas. [chuckles] Almost. 67 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:26,285 Hey, you got a minute? 68 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:30,581 - Please, kid, I got-- I got some news. - I got no time for door-to-door salesmen. 69 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:33,333 I worked it for you to throw the first pitch for the Volts tonight. 70 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,252 {\an8}Meet the team and everything. 71 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:38,589 {\an8}[stammers] It's once in a lifetime. 72 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,135 {\an8}Don't miss it because of me. 73 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:48,765 {\an8}And I don't know if you heard, but we got a launch on the books. 74 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,101 [inhales deeply] Everything's coming together. 75 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,978 It'd mean the world to share it with you. 76 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:00,569 {\an8}Where's everyone going? 77 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:04,948 - Who? - The people in your rocket. 78 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,534 - You didn't build them any houses. - They're gonna be fine. 79 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,870 - What do you think I am? - I have no fucking idea. 80 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,294 {\an8}You're not selling this house! 81 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,465 You're a lot of things, but you're not strapped for cash. 82 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:23,884 - Grow up! - [sniffs, sighs] 83 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,637 Life's not going away no matter how much you pout about it. 84 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,140 The invite stands! 85 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,310 {\an8}Unless you want to blow that for yourself too! 86 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:39,733 [sighing] 87 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:43,278 T-minus 76 hours, 34 minutes, Mr. B. 88 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:47,366 And news of the launch also has our sales rocketing upward, currently. 89 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,953 [stammers] Who all knows about the launch, Herb? 90 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:54,414 Everyone. Betty's been making exciting calls all morning. 91 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,167 - They're excited to hear from us. - It's an exciting time. 92 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,544 I see you've been very busy, 93 00:06:58,544 --> 00:07:00,921 which is why probably we found out about the launch 94 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,882 from Mrs. Selwyn's associates, and not from you. 95 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:08,053 Yeah, that's it. She's been, uh, making a lot of things happen right now. 96 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:11,431 Only I should mention there are a few final decisions outstanding, 97 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,935 - in terms of who's in the departure queue. - Right, just take care of it, Herb. 98 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:19,523 Right, yes. Sorry, Jack, about not showing more initiative 99 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,149 and following through there. 100 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,903 I'm on it. Only I'm not exactly sure about what's the best-- 101 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,905 Oh, just take care of it! [chuckles] 102 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:31,034 [breathes deeply] He seems really eager for me to take care of it. 103 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:32,911 Hell's wrong with him? 104 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:39,126 [sighs] And why did you apologize for him being so out to lunch? 105 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:43,338 Because I didn't not let it impede my doing better. 106 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,967 We've been keeping this office alive for a month now, 107 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,094 while Shirley and Eddie are off who knows where. 108 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:51,054 And I'm still on a freakin' temp contract. 109 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:54,683 He should try being a little grateful, since we are all he's got. 110 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,060 No one's ever done more for me, Bun Bun. 111 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,145 [scoffs] 112 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:01,023 He owes you a promotion. 113 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:04,401 [DealerBot] Your card, ma'am. 114 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:07,654 [DealerBot whirring] 115 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,032 [DealerBot] The bet is to you, sir. 116 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,203 The bet is to you, sir. 117 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:18,916 - I'm all in. - [DealerBot] All in. 118 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,001 All in. 119 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:23,754 All in. 120 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:24,963 [poker player 1 sighs] 121 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:29,009 - [DealerBot whirring] That's all, folks. - [poker player 2] Oh, f-- 122 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,762 [DealerBot] Congratulations, ma'am. You win. 123 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:34,597 - Congratulations, ma'am. You win. - [chuckles] 124 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,018 Your wedding day. 125 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:41,813 {\an8}You wanted the taffeta, and you were right. 126 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:47,277 {\an8}And that smile Jacky's giving you, you can't fake that. 127 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,196 [inhales] Now, 128 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:54,952 I know we've had some rough spots, us two. 129 00:08:56,203 --> 00:09:00,832 And Lord knows, you hold a grudge like a goddamn pit bull. 130 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:04,294 But our boys haven't talked in a month. 131 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:07,965 And it's going to take us getting along to make it right. 132 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:12,845 That's why I'm here today, taking the high road. 133 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:17,015 And that's why you are going to have to admit you still love him. 134 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,601 And he's desperate for you. 135 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,144 [Joey] Um, excuse me? 136 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,981 [gasps] Joey. Sweet boy. 137 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,441 You look tired. Are you sleeping? 138 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,569 [stammers] I'm fine. What are you doing here? 139 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:32,239 Our family needs to stay together right now. 140 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:37,202 I thought your mother might want to hear about some of these old things. 141 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,746 The past has a pull, you know. 142 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,374 - Can I show you? - No. No, thanks. 143 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:46,670 Look, I understand you not taking your father's calls. 144 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:49,798 It's all I can do myself sometimes. 145 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,801 But Joseph, he's family. 146 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,011 He's a con man. 147 00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:00,017 And I am so sick of keeping my mouth shut and having to live with his mistakes. 148 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:02,352 That's what having a father is. 149 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:05,856 Doesn't have to be. 150 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,567 What the hell does that mean? 151 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,166 - God, you were gorgeous in there. - [gasps] Oh, my God. 152 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:26,793 - Nobody saw you, did they? - When you turned over that full house, 153 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,463 parts of me quivered I would've sworn were not mobile, Shirley. 154 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,590 [chuckles] Here. Look. 155 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:35,260 - [cackling] It's so much. - Oh! Come to papa. 156 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:38,138 Oh, Shirley, let's never go back to real life. [chuckles] 157 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,265 - [Shirley giggling] - Such an unpalatable mixture 158 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,767 of winning and losing. 159 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:45,395 Ugh, can we agree that you win a lot more when I'm around? 160 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:48,941 - Yeah, when we cheat. - And nobody misses the goddamn moon. 161 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:51,693 It's just a ball of dust. Can't even shine on its own. 162 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,195 - [knocks on window] - [chuckles] 163 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:54,696 Fuck! 164 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:57,950 - [Eddie] Fred! Get out of here, Shirley! - [Shirley] Stop it! [grunts] 165 00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:01,328 - You pullin' two-man action in my game? - [grunting] Ah, shit. Ow. 166 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:05,123 - Fred. Fred! Okay. - Certain forces, once unleashed, 167 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,084 can only find recompense in blood. 168 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,877 - Don't hurt him, please! - No, it's all right. 169 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,713 We got a history, me and him. Fred, Fred, just one second, okay? 170 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:14,341 - Please. Fred, just listen. - What are you doing? 171 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,593 - Fred-- [grunting] - [Shirley shouting] 172 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,345 [toaster sizzling] 173 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,472 [Eddie grunting] 174 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,015 - [timer dings] - [Eddie crying] 175 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,559 [toaster] Enjoy your breakfast. 176 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:28,730 [Eddie grunting, panting] 177 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:35,362 - [Shirley] Hey, hey. Hey. - Expect another visit. 178 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,990 - [Shirley] Come on. [grunts] - Penalties, plus interest. 179 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:39,783 You fucking animal! 180 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:44,079 - Careful. Careful. - [breathes heavily] Sorry. Okay. 181 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,207 [people chattering] 182 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,128 [Myrtle breathing shakily] 183 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,630 Here. I made it for you. It smells nice. 184 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,008 Oh. Thank you. 185 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:59,011 - Is it "cimmanon"? - Lavender. [sighs] 186 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:03,265 Les, I made it. [chuckles] 187 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:06,768 Yes, you said. Thank you. 188 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,688 N-No, no. I made the launch list. [chuckles] 189 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,315 I'm going up in three days. 190 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:14,193 [stammers] So I probably won't be back for a while, and-- and-- 191 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:15,611 That's "impobbisle." 192 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:18,989 I have yet to verify the vessel's passenger-class certification. 193 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:21,116 [chuckling] So you can't find a piece of paper? 194 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:24,578 Leaving orbit on an unregistered launch-- 195 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,664 I can have it halted. 196 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,459 - And I would never forgive you. - No. 197 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:36,340 [breathing shakily] But you see, I made this mistake before, ma-- [sighs] 198 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,717 What? [stammers] 199 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,136 What are you so hung up on, Les? 200 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,060 May I see her? 201 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,868 She was well trained... 202 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,414 but it only takes one mistake. 203 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,086 I'm sorry. 204 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,296 No need. 205 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,258 You weren't driving the truck. 206 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:23,136 You didn't violate the off-leash rule. 207 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,933 I'm still sorry. It's awful. 208 00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:31,687 But it's not all your fault. 209 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,649 That is the customary consolation. 210 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,486 But you see, I-- 211 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,030 I loved her. 212 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,700 [sighs] 213 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,245 That's-- That's why I let her break the rules. 214 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,791 You loved her. 215 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:54,877 Correct. 216 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,716 And what does that have to do with me? 217 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,219 Well... 218 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,933 The rules are the rules, ma'am. 219 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,312 [scoffs] Jesus. 220 00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:16,440 Stop goddamn calling me "ma'am!" 221 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,831 Let's get a move on, you lugs! 222 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:36,043 She wants liftoff in three days, not three weeks. 223 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,712 Watch it. Lock it in right. 224 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,048 - [worker 2] Yeah, you got it, Walt. - [hissing] 225 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,177 - Put on your fucking goggles. - What? 226 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,930 - [screaming] - [alarm blaring] 227 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,181 What did I say? 228 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,682 [worker 2] Guys, get help! Help! 229 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,643 - [screaming continues] - Turn the valve off! 230 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,023 Get that genius to a doctor. 231 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,652 - [groaning, crying] - [worker 2] We're gonna need some help! 232 00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:04,905 Could you list, sir, three potential areas of contribution 233 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,448 you'd contribute upon arrival 234 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:09,243 to build a more collaborative Lunar community? 235 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:12,663 What are we discussing here? I'm a first-class passenger. 236 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:15,207 And you should know your current attitude 237 00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:18,085 will determine your position in the departure queue. 238 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,087 [Phil] Oh, for fuck's sake. 239 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,382 You're gonna hear from my lawyer if I'm not on that launch. 240 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:27,344 Don't write that, Bun Bun. You could just put, uh, "expletive." 241 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,722 - Good we checked him out. - Mm-hmm. 242 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,600 So, only two seats left. 243 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,936 We should fill them appropriately. 244 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,480 Maybe we should run this decision by Jack. 245 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,859 - He's great with decisions. - Except he's never here. 246 00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:44,236 And when he is, he's checked out and worthless. 247 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,365 You know, Herbie, HQ would really wanna hear about him 248 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,909 and his poor performance. 249 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:55,372 And they'd be impressed by whoever told them. 250 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:59,209 No, no, no. That's actually going over Jack's head. 251 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,127 Oh. 252 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,337 And luckily, I don't have anyone's Lunar link. 253 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,341 Well, then, if we really wanna do the right thing, 254 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,968 we should tell them in person. 255 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,846 Maybe lounge by the pool. 256 00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,141 Take another shot at the twins. 257 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,102 Yes. 258 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,563 I'm sorry that's been so... 259 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:23,317 - unproductive lately. - Mm-hmm. 260 00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,784 [workers chattering] 261 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:35,996 We're rushing is why. 262 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,497 You said it was his own fault. 263 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,459 Sure he's a dumb fuck, but a rushing dumb fuck is worse. 264 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,461 I don't trust her, Jack. 265 00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:43,545 Her? [stammers] 266 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,673 Well, then don't let her walk your dog. She's the boss now. 267 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,426 Weren't you the boss once? Like when I signed on for this? 268 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:53,472 Hey. You spent the last 20 years being afraid. Try something new. 269 00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:57,267 Skip the pep talk. I'll just shut my mouth and do my job. 270 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,311 Sure. That'll help. 271 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:02,314 I'll see if this grows him a new leg. 272 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:18,497 Look, Mr. Porter, Mr. Nichols, and Miss Stedman all knew nothing about it. 273 00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:22,000 They didn't know a thing. And of course, I quit as soon as I found out, but, um-- 274 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,086 Well, we knew nothing about the launch. 275 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,170 Rest assured, 276 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,506 informants are granted exemption from prosecution. 277 00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:29,883 [exhales sharply] Your county thanks you. 278 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,635 It was all Jack. 279 00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:35,514 And if you need me to testify, I don't mind saying it to his face. 280 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:41,353 I'm afraid spoken testimony will prove insufficient to convict. 281 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:45,649 The case requires further "edivence." 282 00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:47,860 I'll do whatever you need. 283 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,410 - How long will he go to jail? - [scoffs] 284 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,412 That's the court's discretion, 285 00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:03,917 but if he really intends to put innocent customers in harm's way, 286 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,380 we can't dismiss the "pobbisility" of life in prison. 287 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,466 Fine. Good. 288 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:23,395 [Jack] You know, Pops, it's like the words all broke. 289 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,608 Said 'em too many times. They just don't work anymore. 290 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,193 [scoffs] 291 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,827 Trust me. We're gonna make it. 292 00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:46,793 Tomorrow's the day. 293 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,006 You ever had that? 294 00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:54,343 Ah. 295 00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,346 You fucking coward. 296 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,390 [scoffs] 297 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,311 And I fell right into your trap, huh? 298 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:09,149 Selling myself that I'd be somebody. 299 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,824 Whole lot to goddamn live up to. 300 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,297 [breathes heavily] 301 00:19:53,402 --> 00:19:54,778 I couldn't do it. [sighs] 302 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,033 - I'm sorry. - No way. 303 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,286 You got back in the car with a handless gimp, Shirley. 304 00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:03,245 That means a lot. 305 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,455 Yeah, the kind of money we need he'd lose the house and-- 306 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,291 I get it. He's your husband. Please. 307 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,375 No. 308 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,630 I told him I was leaving. 309 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,175 For good. 310 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,093 You're shitting me. 311 00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:20,304 It just came out. 312 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:23,307 [chuckles] And he hardly blinked. 313 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:27,102 I've seen him more worked up when someone stands in front of the TV. 314 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:30,480 Shirley, he never deserved you. 315 00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:35,777 - [moans, inhales deeply] - Mmm. [kisses] 316 00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:40,365 - [yelps] Ow! Fuck! Fuck! - [gasps, groans] 317 00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:43,035 - [breathing deeply] Oh. - You okay? 318 00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:46,121 - No! [scoffs, chuckles] - Mmm. [chuckles] 319 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,372 [both laughing] 320 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:51,418 Oh, God, Shirley. Let's just beg Jack to get us on the next launch, huh? 321 00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:53,670 We'll be safe on the moon. 322 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,007 What? 323 00:20:57,007 --> 00:21:00,719 [stammers] How can I be the only one raising my hand with ideas here? 324 00:21:03,055 --> 00:21:05,307 Look, Ed, I should've told you this sooner but... 325 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,475 [inhales deeply] 326 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:11,980 What? 327 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,149 There's nothing up there. 328 00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:16,652 What? 329 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,278 No houses. 330 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:21,406 No Brightside. 331 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:25,953 Jack played us. 332 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:30,290 Are you actually telling me what you just told me? 333 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,293 Yeah. He's a fucking monster. [inhales sharply] 334 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:37,548 Yeah, very possible, but, um, that does not exclude him 335 00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:40,217 from being a bankable fucking genius. 336 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,011 [chuckles] Wow. 337 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,139 I've been pretty pissed he lied. 338 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:50,978 Of course, but, uh, that doesn't stop us from making him an honest liar 339 00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:53,564 and giving us our piece, right? 340 00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:54,773 And if he fucking blinks, 341 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,817 we hold him over a fucking blackmail barrel 342 00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:58,402 till we're fucking rich. 343 00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:00,404 Right? 344 00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:07,411 [ViddiCon chimes] Message received. 8:05 a.m. 345 00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:13,333 Jackie, I'm worried. Joey's in bad shape. You need to do something. 346 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,712 I'm afraid he wants to get you in trouble. 347 00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:21,800 Don't lie to yourself about what he's after. Call me! 348 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,678 [ViddiCon chimes] New message. 349 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:29,308 Hi, Jack. So, listen, about the game tonight, I, um... 350 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:33,020 I'm in. 351 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:36,899 [chuckles] 352 00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:41,987 And stop. No need for further functionality. 353 00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:45,824 Tape capacity is 62 minutes. 354 00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:52,331 And position yourself away from "amfclified" music and heavy machinery. 355 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:54,791 Are you ready? 356 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:57,836 I've been waiting for this my whole life. 357 00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:01,465 Not sure I understand. 358 00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:06,345 You're doing the right thing, Mr. Shorter. 359 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:11,183 [baseball announcer] Tonight's game is brought to you by 360 00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:15,562 the good people of the Brightside Lunar Residences. 361 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:19,608 Welcome to Volts Park, home of your Vistaville Volts. 362 00:23:19,608 --> 00:23:20,692 [Joey] Jack. 363 00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:24,488 [chuckles] Hey. 364 00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:28,700 Hey, this is something, isn't it? Right? Being down here, right? 365 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:29,785 Yeah. 366 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,330 Hey, I just hope, though, 367 00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:38,168 whatever is between us, we can drop it for the night 368 00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:41,255 - so you can enjoy the game, okay? - [breathing shakily] Okay, um, 369 00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:43,757 I was thinking maybe we could talk for a minute first? 370 00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:47,386 Oh. 371 00:23:48,554 --> 00:23:49,555 Okay. 372 00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:53,809 Well, let's, uh, see what we can do. 373 00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:56,770 And I don't want a sales pitch, all right? I want straight answers. 374 00:23:57,729 --> 00:23:58,730 'Course. 375 00:24:02,943 --> 00:24:04,862 You gotta ask the questions first, though. 376 00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,576 I wanna know if you've ever built anything up there. 377 00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:16,039 Or if you've ever tried. There's no Brightside, right? No houses? 378 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:18,542 [Jack smacks lips, inhales deeply] 379 00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:21,962 Hey, think fast. 380 00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:32,222 [exhales sharply] 381 00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:33,390 [smacks lips] 382 00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:36,268 We're a little rusty. 383 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:40,689 And that's on me, backyard catch and all. 384 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:44,902 - Hey, Jack. Um, you know, I've-- - Nah. 385 00:24:44,902 --> 00:24:46,195 Don't worry about it. 386 00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:51,116 If that thing is still running, why don't you take a seat? 387 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:03,170 [Jack sighs] 388 00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:17,809 So, there's nothing up there, Joe. 389 00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:23,732 Not yet. 390 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:27,569 I got plans. I'm gonna have the money, but-- 391 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:29,947 N-No, Jack. No. 392 00:25:31,907 --> 00:25:34,618 It's too late to pretend that this can get better. 393 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,205 Are you sure? That sounds like a tough way to live. 394 00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:41,959 You're sending people up there, Jack. That's more than anyone can live with. 395 00:25:41,959 --> 00:25:44,294 I wouldn't do that. 396 00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:45,963 Sure. 397 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:50,509 You don't believe me, you got everything you need to stop me there, right? 398 00:25:53,846 --> 00:25:55,305 You just say whatever you want. 399 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:01,854 Pal, you don't have to trust me. 400 00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:07,401 - But I know I trust you. - [whispers] Stop it. 401 00:26:07,401 --> 00:26:10,779 - And I care about you. - [breathing shakily] 402 00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:14,157 And goddamn, that-- It beats being hopeless. 403 00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:15,868 We were doing fine without you. 404 00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:18,412 You know? 405 00:26:22,124 --> 00:26:23,417 When I showed up, 406 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:27,796 you were a stock boy dreaming about running away to the moon. 407 00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:41,351 Goddamn it, Jack, why did you leave us? 408 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:46,106 [sighs] 409 00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:56,992 I was terrified... 410 00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:02,915 that I would be a disappointment to you. 411 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:11,256 [chuckles] That's a shit reason, I know. 412 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:15,052 But maybe one day you'll have a son and see for yourself. 413 00:27:24,895 --> 00:27:25,896 [sighs] 414 00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:31,026 You got everything you need there? I think they're waiting for us. 415 00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,945 [crowd cheering] 416 00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:36,782 I'm not gonna go out there with you, Jack. 417 00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:45,582 [whispers] Good for you, kid. 418 00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:51,713 Good for you. 419 00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:58,720 [baseball announcer] And now, throwing out the first pitch 420 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:03,600 for the Vistaville Volts, from the Brightside Lunar Residences, 421 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:06,144 - Jack Billings. - [crowd cheering]