1 00:00:03,008 --> 00:00:04,635 It's clear, little buddy. 2 00:00:06,011 --> 00:00:09,264 They won't stop there. No, sir. 3 00:00:09,264 --> 00:00:11,308 Smoke us out. 4 00:00:12,351 --> 00:00:14,144 Massacre the lot. 5 00:00:17,731 --> 00:00:20,192 You stay strong. Yeah. 6 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:33,330 There ain't no law in the stars but me. 7 00:00:40,546 --> 00:00:43,841 The Gargon invasion continued its merciless pace, 8 00:00:43,841 --> 00:00:47,594 but would be no match for our intrepid Space Sheriff. 9 00:02:02,711 --> 00:02:03,879 - Sir. - Thanks. 10 00:02:08,508 --> 00:02:11,178 - Here's to new frontiers. - Ma'am. 11 00:02:15,849 --> 00:02:18,268 Big days for us right now. Breakneck growth. 12 00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:19,811 You picked the right time to pay attention. 13 00:02:19,811 --> 00:02:25,067 You know why I prefer this to dining out? I can't stomach the desperation. 14 00:02:25,692 --> 00:02:28,529 Everyone lined up at the trough, filling the hole. 15 00:02:30,531 --> 00:02:32,908 Except, of course, I'm desperate. 16 00:02:33,659 --> 00:02:36,328 And so are you. Otherwise, why didn't we stay at home? 17 00:02:37,329 --> 00:02:42,084 All right. What if I wanted 200 units with an option for that many more? 18 00:02:42,084 --> 00:02:44,545 Just something to play with. 19 00:02:50,676 --> 00:02:55,264 Well, we're not looking twice at anything less than 1,000. 20 00:02:55,264 --> 00:02:56,640 What are you, broke? 21 00:02:58,267 --> 00:03:01,436 Let's take Mr. Billings back to his motel, Sidney. 22 00:03:04,648 --> 00:03:07,401 Now, look. I know you're not in it for the money. 23 00:03:07,401 --> 00:03:10,737 You got way too much style for someone who sweats the numbers. 24 00:03:12,531 --> 00:03:16,285 No, I don't think money does a damn thing for you. 25 00:03:17,035 --> 00:03:23,458 Because you are not in it to get ahead. You are in it to get away with something. 26 00:03:24,751 --> 00:03:31,717 Which is why you would love the moon. 27 00:03:33,177 --> 00:03:37,723 All that empty space just waiting for someone to work its upside. 28 00:03:37,723 --> 00:03:41,852 Well, I have wondered just how empty it is. 29 00:03:44,688 --> 00:03:49,776 It's like when the magician pulls the rabbit out of the hat. 30 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,863 Only there's no hat. 31 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:57,576 And there's no rabbit. 32 00:04:01,496 --> 00:04:02,956 That's quite a trick. 33 00:04:07,252 --> 00:04:10,547 What if you hit your ceiling selling those saps at the club? 34 00:04:10,547 --> 00:04:12,049 That's moving one house at a time. 35 00:04:12,049 --> 00:04:15,010 And why be in the business of houses when we, you and I-- 36 00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:17,221 We could be in the business of belief? 37 00:04:17,221 --> 00:04:21,850 Say you knew some bigger saps who wanted to buy in at scale. 38 00:04:23,769 --> 00:04:27,564 All right, so I go in first to make you look respectable. 39 00:04:28,065 --> 00:04:31,068 And you got me to throw under the bus if it all goes south. 40 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:33,612 And you expect a check tonight? 41 00:04:37,533 --> 00:04:40,827 Well, now we're pals... 42 00:04:45,290 --> 00:04:46,708 I give you till tomorrow. 43 00:04:50,254 --> 00:04:53,966 It's quite a lot of faith you're asking, Jack. 44 00:04:56,301 --> 00:04:57,970 Isn't that how you blow a bubble? 45 00:05:34,298 --> 00:05:37,926 Good evening, guest. Would you like me to assist you with transportation? 46 00:05:41,096 --> 00:05:43,390 Every name, every customer ever. 47 00:05:44,141 --> 00:05:45,225 Ready for the truth. 48 00:05:47,394 --> 00:05:48,896 How did you-- 49 00:05:52,691 --> 00:05:58,697 I just asked them, and they gave it to me. What idiots, huh? 50 00:06:03,118 --> 00:06:05,662 I love this song. Don't you? 51 00:06:12,377 --> 00:06:13,378 "Beaufitul." 52 00:06:17,925 --> 00:06:18,926 Hi, Mom. 53 00:06:22,054 --> 00:06:23,472 I know I haven't been around enough lately, 54 00:06:23,472 --> 00:06:25,265 and I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 55 00:06:37,694 --> 00:06:40,364 "Head out of the clouds, Joseph. Head out of the clouds." 56 00:06:44,493 --> 00:06:46,411 Only this time, you weren't around to say it, 57 00:06:46,411 --> 00:06:48,914 and I was too dumb to remember. 58 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:52,793 I did everything wrong, Mom. 59 00:06:55,128 --> 00:06:58,173 So I take it all back about how much he taught me. 60 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:07,432 Now I just wish that I never met him. 61 00:07:10,185 --> 00:07:11,395 Mr. Shorter? 62 00:07:12,563 --> 00:07:15,023 Fantastic. I was hoping to see you. 63 00:07:15,607 --> 00:07:17,317 Yeah, sorry. I've been-- 64 00:07:17,317 --> 00:07:19,236 Of course. Take a minute. 65 00:07:19,736 --> 00:07:24,867 I was also hoping to discuss a past-due balance on your mom's care. 66 00:07:26,201 --> 00:07:27,369 Right. 67 00:07:27,369 --> 00:07:30,831 We do have payment plans that might work for your situation. 68 00:07:30,831 --> 00:07:32,916 All we need is proof of employment. 69 00:07:37,337 --> 00:07:38,338 Right. 70 00:07:40,174 --> 00:07:43,177 Why, Ma? Why did you have to bring him here? 71 00:07:43,177 --> 00:07:46,346 What? Did I intrude on your perfect relationship? 72 00:07:46,346 --> 00:07:50,934 Don't you dare think that I don't always have your best interests in mind. 73 00:07:50,934 --> 00:07:52,019 And Joey's too. 74 00:07:52,019 --> 00:07:54,980 You think it's easy managing a whole family? 75 00:07:57,441 --> 00:07:59,526 That scares me, sweetheart. 76 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:01,528 Please. 77 00:08:01,528 --> 00:08:03,030 Just cuddle up with your bottle 78 00:08:03,030 --> 00:08:05,532 and keep clear before you fuck anything else up! 79 00:08:05,532 --> 00:08:07,034 Got it? 80 00:08:07,576 --> 00:08:08,577 Jesus. 81 00:08:10,454 --> 00:08:11,455 Sorry. 82 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:16,543 Fucking ViddiCon. 83 00:08:17,669 --> 00:08:22,299 So, you're selling your father's worthless land on the moon. 84 00:08:22,299 --> 00:08:23,967 Not worthless anymore, Ma. 85 00:08:23,967 --> 00:08:27,930 And what then? Walt launches the rockets just like Dad? 86 00:08:27,930 --> 00:08:30,432 That's been the plan, and now I got enough money to do it. 87 00:08:30,432 --> 00:08:33,018 Everything's going great. You think you can find a way to deal with that? 88 00:08:33,018 --> 00:08:35,395 You still owe your boy the truth. 89 00:08:35,395 --> 00:08:38,814 Hey, I'm gonna tell him as soon as I get the whole business up and running. 90 00:08:38,814 --> 00:08:42,318 - Oh, Jacky. Not that. - What? 91 00:08:42,318 --> 00:08:45,781 So he has a father he can look up to. 92 00:08:49,868 --> 00:08:51,537 And what is wrong with that? 93 00:08:51,537 --> 00:08:53,914 It's asking too much. I worry. 94 00:08:54,748 --> 00:08:58,418 Please. God, another day, another goddamn apocalypse. 95 00:08:58,418 --> 00:09:00,003 Take a look next door. 96 00:09:00,003 --> 00:09:03,549 That idiot face of your company has broken loose again. 97 00:09:03,549 --> 00:09:06,051 That can't be great for business! 98 00:09:25,237 --> 00:09:26,613 Gargon scum! 99 00:09:27,239 --> 00:09:29,408 Come grab a scoop of hurt! 100 00:09:30,576 --> 00:09:36,164 Error. Error. Malfunction. Malfunction. Malfunction. Malfu-- 101 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:41,628 Eyes to the skies, little one. 102 00:09:41,628 --> 00:09:44,965 We got a heap of freedom left to kill for. 103 00:09:52,389 --> 00:09:53,849 The neighborhood is safe. 104 00:09:55,475 --> 00:09:57,477 - Enjoy. - Thanks. 105 00:09:57,477 --> 00:09:59,730 Wow. Celebrating good news? 106 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:01,023 Yes. 107 00:10:01,773 --> 00:10:03,025 I'm here to talk to Jack. 108 00:10:04,193 --> 00:10:05,360 You'll have to find him first. 109 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,321 What I'm planning on telling him is, 110 00:10:07,321 --> 00:10:09,698 while I'm team-first all the way, 111 00:10:09,698 --> 00:10:12,618 it's also a leader's place to flag injustice 112 00:10:12,618 --> 00:10:15,662 in terms of promotions given without merit. Joey's, for example. 113 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:18,207 Not today, Herb. 114 00:10:18,207 --> 00:10:19,583 Look at these two. 115 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:21,752 What, you never seen money before, Shirley? 116 00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:22,920 I thought you loved money. 117 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,464 Now thanks to you, I got bags and bags of it. 118 00:10:25,464 --> 00:10:27,132 Poor bastard. 119 00:10:27,132 --> 00:10:29,468 Here you go, pal. That should be a couple hundred there. 120 00:10:29,468 --> 00:10:31,345 Fire the tube up. Game's on in ten. 121 00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:35,641 Yeah, just a very well-funded man enjoying the fruits of my finances, 122 00:10:35,641 --> 00:10:38,227 unburdened by petty affairs of the heart, huh? 123 00:10:38,852 --> 00:10:40,604 I'm going to work. 124 00:10:40,854 --> 00:10:43,023 Hey, what better refuge from life, huh? 125 00:10:43,023 --> 00:10:45,484 Meaningless obligations to corporate masters 126 00:10:45,484 --> 00:10:47,528 on another fucking celestial object. 127 00:10:47,528 --> 00:10:52,574 To think, you had a winner like me. You botched it, baby. 128 00:10:52,574 --> 00:10:55,202 Shirley, it's actually pretty urgent, my message for Jack. 129 00:10:55,202 --> 00:10:57,621 There's a few more problems in the world today besides yours, Herb. 130 00:10:57,621 --> 00:11:00,832 I guess you've never discovered your unborn sons weren't actually there. 131 00:11:15,806 --> 00:11:18,892 You too? What's up, kid? 132 00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:21,687 I need my commissions for last week, Shirl. 133 00:11:22,688 --> 00:11:23,689 What happened? 134 00:11:24,231 --> 00:11:26,775 Think you can help me out? And give these back to Jack. 135 00:11:28,068 --> 00:11:30,112 You say that like you'll never see us again. 136 00:11:30,612 --> 00:11:32,364 Yeah. No, I'm done. 137 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:37,286 Look, if I know one thing, I know that Jack cares about you. 138 00:11:37,286 --> 00:11:39,872 Come on, Shirley, you're too smart for his bullshit. 139 00:11:42,082 --> 00:11:45,085 I mean, hey, it's your life, but I'd get out while you can. 140 00:11:51,925 --> 00:11:55,012 Hey. We're gonna work this all out, Joey. 141 00:11:55,804 --> 00:11:56,805 For everybody. 142 00:11:57,347 --> 00:12:01,476 But we can't do that if we don't all keep quiet in the meantime. 143 00:12:03,937 --> 00:12:06,356 Right. Yeah, he said that. 144 00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:18,035 Bye, Herb. 145 00:12:18,535 --> 00:12:19,536 Bye, Joey. 146 00:12:19,536 --> 00:12:22,664 And my sincere congratulations on your new promotion. 147 00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:25,459 No, Herb. I'm done. I quit. 148 00:12:26,919 --> 00:12:28,128 But I'll see you around. 149 00:12:32,216 --> 00:12:35,385 We were each other's fires that forged us and made us strong. 150 00:12:39,306 --> 00:12:40,307 Burn bright always. 151 00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,857 These people don't care about you. Trust me. 152 00:12:48,857 --> 00:12:51,568 I've dug deep, and there's no proof they're ever getting anyone up there. 153 00:12:52,152 --> 00:12:53,987 It's just-- 154 00:12:53,987 --> 00:12:59,201 He wouldn't pull something like that on us. He's a good man, Jack. 155 00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:03,247 I was shocked too, sir. But look at the world. 156 00:13:03,997 --> 00:13:06,208 Who gets anywhere by playing straight? 157 00:13:08,627 --> 00:13:09,711 Christ Almighty. 158 00:13:11,129 --> 00:13:15,300 I know, right? Thanks for your time, mister. 159 00:13:16,051 --> 00:13:17,386 Mrs. Mayburn? 160 00:13:21,974 --> 00:13:23,183 Get in here. 161 00:13:26,395 --> 00:13:33,318 I thought to expect you at the office to process our, the new "edivence." 162 00:13:33,318 --> 00:13:34,736 But did you really... 163 00:13:36,321 --> 00:13:37,948 when it's stolen evidence? 164 00:13:38,657 --> 00:13:40,534 Let's not spend all day in the doorway, huh? 165 00:13:42,578 --> 00:13:43,579 I-- 166 00:13:44,454 --> 00:13:51,044 I "wodner" what my proper role might be in whatever plan you're pursuing, if any. 167 00:13:51,044 --> 00:13:54,381 We're just telling people the truth. It's that easy. 168 00:13:54,923 --> 00:13:58,552 Look, everyone's had their launches pushed back. 169 00:13:58,552 --> 00:14:01,597 And they all just take it, like they deserve to get screwed. 170 00:14:03,849 --> 00:14:08,812 Customers do "frequeltny" redirect the market's callousness onto themselves 171 00:14:09,688 --> 00:14:11,648 as feelings of unworthiness. 172 00:14:13,358 --> 00:14:16,862 Lester, you know you get to bend a couple rules 173 00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:18,864 when you're doing what's right. 174 00:14:19,781 --> 00:14:20,782 That's how it works. 175 00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:24,578 So come on, who's next? 176 00:14:28,498 --> 00:14:32,753 "Wilbur Hartoonian. Vista-53472." 177 00:14:33,253 --> 00:14:35,756 And listen, if their whole business blows up 178 00:14:35,756 --> 00:14:37,007 and those bastards fry... 179 00:14:37,925 --> 00:14:39,343 oops, right? 180 00:14:45,557 --> 00:14:46,558 Can I help you? 181 00:14:49,937 --> 00:14:51,313 You know him? 182 00:14:52,481 --> 00:14:53,482 I don't know you. 183 00:14:53,482 --> 00:14:54,608 He your boss? 184 00:14:55,442 --> 00:14:57,361 You're good at questions, mister. 185 00:14:57,361 --> 00:14:59,905 Mrs. Selwyn says she's got her own pen, actually, 186 00:15:00,405 --> 00:15:03,659 but she's not quite ready to use it after she saw the news this morning. 187 00:15:04,743 --> 00:15:05,953 What does that mean? 188 00:15:05,953 --> 00:15:07,621 Who's doing questions now? 189 00:15:09,581 --> 00:15:10,749 Was she ready to buy? 190 00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:12,668 She was. 191 00:15:13,335 --> 00:15:17,714 Between us, I think he went way high. Decent operator, that guy. 192 00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:23,637 Too bad about the news. 193 00:15:32,563 --> 00:15:35,148 Hey! I don't appreciate such belligerent flirting, 194 00:15:35,148 --> 00:15:36,316 even from you. 195 00:15:36,316 --> 00:15:39,736 ...Manzell's fourth attack on automated domestic aids. 196 00:15:39,736 --> 00:15:42,281 I'm here with little Denny, the sole eyewitness. 197 00:15:42,281 --> 00:15:43,699 Tell us what you saw, kid. 198 00:15:44,283 --> 00:15:46,994 It was the Space Sheriff! I saw him. 199 00:15:46,994 --> 00:15:48,328 What an imagination. 200 00:15:48,328 --> 00:15:50,873 I think he's probably happily retired somewhere, 201 00:15:50,873 --> 00:15:52,958 getting a good chuckle from all this. 202 00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:53,876 Back to you, Robert. 203 00:15:53,876 --> 00:15:56,837 Well, now the suspect is reportedly at large and may be armed. 204 00:15:56,837 --> 00:15:57,921 Is that-- 205 00:15:57,921 --> 00:15:59,256 Christ, no. 206 00:15:59,256 --> 00:16:03,510 But it's a great disguise to go around acting like a lunatic. Grow up, Ed. 207 00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:06,138 I'm fully grown, Shirl. I'm goddamn retired! 208 00:16:06,138 --> 00:16:07,723 What's more grown than that? 209 00:16:09,308 --> 00:16:10,601 - Shirley. - What? 210 00:16:11,185 --> 00:16:12,519 This is Mr. Mason, 211 00:16:12,519 --> 00:16:15,397 Lot A-1, our very first customer. 212 00:16:15,397 --> 00:16:19,943 He just arrived with his beautiful family, looking for Jack. 213 00:16:19,943 --> 00:16:23,530 Yeah, great, Herb. You deal with it. And run the office while you're at it. 214 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,953 No such thing as too much responsibility. 215 00:16:31,121 --> 00:16:33,707 I think Mr. Walter's bringing in a rocket for y'all tonight. 216 00:16:33,707 --> 00:16:35,000 That's why he cleared us out. 217 00:16:46,386 --> 00:16:47,888 Welcome, sir. How can I help you? 218 00:16:47,888 --> 00:16:49,598 Is Mr. Hartoonian around? 219 00:16:49,598 --> 00:16:51,767 I think he's busy, but I'm happy to help. 220 00:16:52,809 --> 00:16:53,810 Right, of course. 221 00:16:54,102 --> 00:16:56,647 Well, can you tell him that Joey's here? Joey Shorter. 222 00:16:56,647 --> 00:17:00,817 I thought I heard your voice. I want to talk to you, young man. 223 00:17:01,527 --> 00:17:04,947 Hey, Boss. Hey. It's great to see you. 224 00:17:06,031 --> 00:17:08,574 Why am I getting calls saying I'm never going to the moon? 225 00:17:08,574 --> 00:17:10,451 And that you and your fancy friends 226 00:17:10,451 --> 00:17:13,372 are nothing but a bunch of low-life crooks? Huh? 227 00:17:13,872 --> 00:17:19,753 I don't exactly know, but, you know, I quit that job. 228 00:17:19,753 --> 00:17:22,171 I got the feeling that something wasn't right. 229 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,299 You could've told anybody that! 230 00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:26,385 I'm sorry. 231 00:17:26,385 --> 00:17:28,762 You know, time's have been tough, and-- 232 00:17:30,138 --> 00:17:33,183 My ma still isn't doing so great, and I'm a little behind on her bills. 233 00:17:33,183 --> 00:17:35,686 No. You stop right there if this looking for a handout. 234 00:17:35,686 --> 00:17:38,856 No. I was just thinking maybe if you had a couple shifts 235 00:17:38,856 --> 00:17:41,108 that maybe I could pick up here and there, I wouldn't mind. 236 00:17:41,108 --> 00:17:44,194 Here I'm scraping for payments on that goddamn moon house, 237 00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:46,321 and he's here looking for a handout. 238 00:17:46,321 --> 00:17:48,657 You got a lot of nerve, Joseph. 239 00:17:51,451 --> 00:17:52,911 I guess I better go. 240 00:17:53,662 --> 00:17:54,913 I guess you better. 241 00:18:02,296 --> 00:18:03,297 Excuse me. 242 00:18:04,756 --> 00:18:06,508 Don't tell me, you saw it too? 243 00:18:06,508 --> 00:18:07,593 Don't worry. 244 00:18:07,593 --> 00:18:09,845 - No one thinks it's really him. Not yet. - Okay. 245 00:18:09,845 --> 00:18:11,680 Well, I-- Do you? 246 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,682 I know he's not on the goddamn moon. 247 00:18:14,349 --> 00:18:16,935 Nothing kills a deal like your spokesman being arrested 248 00:18:16,935 --> 00:18:18,854 on the wrong goddamn planet. 249 00:18:18,854 --> 00:18:21,356 Yeah. She said the same thing. 250 00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:27,821 Shit. I gotta find him. 251 00:18:28,488 --> 00:18:30,908 - She was in, Shirl. - And you weren't even gonna tell me? 252 00:18:30,908 --> 00:18:32,659 No, I had to come straight here first. 253 00:18:33,035 --> 00:18:35,829 And the cop just told me that he got a call out on Route 18. 254 00:18:35,829 --> 00:18:37,623 - I'm gonna go check that. - I'll ride with you. 255 00:18:37,623 --> 00:18:39,333 No, you don't have to worry about that, okay? 256 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,084 It's probably just some half goose chase. 257 00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:42,711 How big was her deal, Jack? 258 00:18:42,711 --> 00:18:45,464 Well, it was just like I said. Enough to pay everybody back 259 00:18:45,464 --> 00:18:48,008 and, you know, a little something for us for our trouble. 260 00:18:54,515 --> 00:18:55,849 A thousand. 261 00:18:57,851 --> 00:19:02,773 If that's not the dumbest fucking bit of behavior. 262 00:19:04,274 --> 00:19:06,151 All right, I'll keep your half. Where are you going? 263 00:19:06,151 --> 00:19:10,072 No, I'll take half. Now give me your keys and get in. 264 00:19:18,664 --> 00:19:20,123 You gotta be kidding me. 265 00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,502 Well, I haven't heard from Jack in over a week. 266 00:19:33,637 --> 00:19:35,597 One day I think I'll be bringing Marvin 267 00:19:35,597 --> 00:19:37,724 his scotch and slippers until the day I die, 268 00:19:37,724 --> 00:19:40,394 and now... look at us. 269 00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:45,107 They do say life is "undeprictable." 270 00:19:46,149 --> 00:19:47,860 You're a good man, Lester. 271 00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:49,945 You care about people. 272 00:19:50,696 --> 00:19:52,823 All the other guys just nod their dumb heads 273 00:19:52,823 --> 00:19:54,366 and wait for the clothes to come off. 274 00:19:56,493 --> 00:19:57,995 We've really done something here. 275 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,377 Well, we just gotta talk to Jack. 276 00:20:06,587 --> 00:20:07,796 He'll clear all this up. 277 00:20:09,339 --> 00:20:11,675 What's a few months, this way or that? 278 00:20:11,675 --> 00:20:13,552 As long as we all get up there, right? 279 00:20:13,552 --> 00:20:16,972 A few months? I could have a carcinoma by then. 280 00:20:20,058 --> 00:20:24,313 Buck! Mr. Manzell! 281 00:20:24,313 --> 00:20:26,356 You out there, ol' boy? Buck! 282 00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:31,904 - Christ. He could be anywhere. - Yeah. 283 00:20:31,904 --> 00:20:34,948 Well, just pray his mug shot isn't on the front page tomorrow. 284 00:20:34,948 --> 00:20:36,992 Maybe I can get the widow back on the hook. 285 00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:48,837 Eyes to the skies. 286 00:20:49,338 --> 00:20:54,968 The Gargon mother ship. Right on schedule! 287 00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:13,195 They've been gone for five minutes for about an hour now. 288 00:21:13,987 --> 00:21:15,322 You. 289 00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:18,200 Me. And a couple pals 290 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,245 who like the truth better than getting fucking ripped off. 291 00:21:21,828 --> 00:21:23,747 Don't be mad because Herbie chose me. 292 00:21:25,499 --> 00:21:28,752 Your Herbie's about to get eaten alive. I hope he's ready. 293 00:21:29,670 --> 00:21:34,883 "Techincally," everyone here is entitled to a prompt and full refund. 294 00:21:36,385 --> 00:21:39,513 Herbie's always ready. For anything. 295 00:21:46,478 --> 00:21:47,479 Hi, ma'am. Excuse me. 296 00:21:48,856 --> 00:21:52,860 I got together what I hope can be a first payment, 297 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:54,570 and maybe after that we can arrange a-- 298 00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:57,239 Mr. Shorter, please. Everything's settled now. 299 00:21:59,116 --> 00:22:00,117 How? 300 00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:03,871 Mr. Billings took care of it. Must be nice to have a friend like that. 301 00:22:11,712 --> 00:22:13,297 What happened with Joey? 302 00:22:14,715 --> 00:22:16,550 I told him about Jenkins. 303 00:22:18,385 --> 00:22:20,888 - That's all you told him about? - It's all I could get to. 304 00:22:24,641 --> 00:22:27,019 I'ma give him time to come around on his own. 305 00:22:30,272 --> 00:22:32,691 I think he knows his life fits better with me in it. 306 00:22:32,691 --> 00:22:33,984 Of course he does, Jack. 307 00:22:38,363 --> 00:22:41,909 Also said the same thing about his mother 20 years ago. 308 00:22:42,784 --> 00:22:44,661 Well, that's the thing about people, right? 309 00:22:45,495 --> 00:22:48,415 There's so many of them, but they all let you down. 310 00:22:52,544 --> 00:22:55,589 W-- You mean her or him? 311 00:22:57,674 --> 00:22:58,675 Or me? 312 00:22:59,718 --> 00:23:00,719 Yep. 313 00:23:02,679 --> 00:23:03,680 Or Ed. 314 00:23:04,389 --> 00:23:05,891 Oh, Ed. 315 00:23:07,309 --> 00:23:08,685 You guys gonna be okay? 316 00:23:10,395 --> 00:23:11,438 I don't know. 317 00:23:13,273 --> 00:23:15,150 It's like we're in different worlds now. 318 00:23:19,154 --> 00:23:24,243 It's rough when caring about someone means having to lie to 'em. 319 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:41,927 Justice always finds a way. 320 00:23:47,724 --> 00:23:48,725 Yeah! 321 00:23:51,562 --> 00:23:55,023 Come on down, you ten-tackled heathen, 322 00:23:55,023 --> 00:23:57,693 and two-step with some horsepower! 323 00:24:00,404 --> 00:24:01,780 Apologies for the delay, everyone. 324 00:24:02,656 --> 00:24:03,824 How can I be of service today? 325 00:24:03,824 --> 00:24:06,410 You! You were in there the whole time? 326 00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:08,078 Conducting company business. 327 00:24:08,078 --> 00:24:11,331 They told us there's not even going to be a launch! 328 00:24:11,331 --> 00:24:12,416 Oh, no, ma'am. 329 00:24:13,208 --> 00:24:14,251 Meaning yes. 330 00:24:14,251 --> 00:24:16,670 There will be a tremendous launch two to three months from now. 331 00:24:16,670 --> 00:24:19,298 And who says you're not gonna be saying the same exact thing 332 00:24:19,298 --> 00:24:20,883 two, three months from now? 333 00:24:20,883 --> 00:24:25,179 Me. You have my word, and I'm very trustworthy. 334 00:24:25,179 --> 00:24:28,682 - Show us the rocket then. - There's no rocket. 335 00:24:29,308 --> 00:24:31,685 - I think I want a refund. - Me too. 336 00:24:31,685 --> 00:24:34,855 And you could all have one. Brightside guarantees it. 337 00:24:38,984 --> 00:24:41,820 But there's no one more important to me than our customers. 338 00:24:42,696 --> 00:24:45,073 So I just don't want you to regret 339 00:24:45,073 --> 00:24:47,284 regretting the best purchase you've ever made. 340 00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:53,790 Now, what dreams worth soaring for don't give you a fear of heights? 341 00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:58,086 Which may even be a rain cloud of doubt. 342 00:24:58,754 --> 00:24:59,755 Or worse. 343 00:25:00,339 --> 00:25:06,553 But that drizzle can't spoil the hard work we've done to make the right plan happen. 344 00:25:07,137 --> 00:25:12,643 Which is exactly what The Brightside is doing for you. Forever. 345 00:25:14,770 --> 00:25:16,313 Can I offer anyone a mint? 346 00:25:16,313 --> 00:25:20,943 Never mind the goddamn mints. Where the fuck is Jack? 347 00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:25,030 Actually, I'm the one who's been left in charge, 348 00:25:25,030 --> 00:25:28,867 so, anything you could say to him, you could probably say to me. 349 00:25:29,743 --> 00:25:30,911 You're the one, huh? 350 00:25:31,495 --> 00:25:33,413 Okay, fucko. 351 00:25:38,710 --> 00:25:42,548 Ed? Wake up. Herbie's about to be in a riot! 352 00:25:43,632 --> 00:25:47,678 Please, be anything other than goddamn useless! 353 00:26:07,656 --> 00:26:09,032 It's actually 47 there. 354 00:26:11,034 --> 00:26:12,619 That's not even one payment. 355 00:26:12,619 --> 00:26:16,456 Well, sir, let me remind you. These are actually my personal funds. 356 00:26:17,499 --> 00:26:20,627 So maybe you could do with slightly less for right now? 357 00:26:21,628 --> 00:26:24,298 No more excuses! Shut up and pay up. 358 00:26:24,298 --> 00:26:26,508 It's contractually "oglibated." 359 00:26:29,678 --> 00:26:30,721 I've got money. 360 00:26:31,847 --> 00:26:34,349 Everyone calm down, and we'll figure this out. 361 00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:39,396 Ma'am. Sir. 362 00:26:48,488 --> 00:26:49,615 You saved me, Bun Bun. 363 00:26:50,115 --> 00:26:52,117 - I always will. - I believe it. 364 00:26:59,499 --> 00:27:01,460 Are you the type of person who regrets? 365 00:27:04,713 --> 00:27:06,965 I haven't found a good enough reason yet. 366 00:27:07,758 --> 00:27:08,759 You? 367 00:27:09,259 --> 00:27:11,345 Well, I try not to, but you know. 368 00:27:15,557 --> 00:27:20,145 When Joey comes back, Jack, you gotta cut the shit. Be his dad. 369 00:27:20,145 --> 00:27:23,315 - That's good advice. - Yeah, yeah. Don't just blow me off. 370 00:27:24,233 --> 00:27:25,317 Promise you'll do it. 371 00:27:29,863 --> 00:27:30,864 I promise. 372 00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:41,458 We can build it. We can make it real. 373 00:27:44,044 --> 00:27:46,505 The widow thinks she bought in on a pump and dump, 374 00:27:46,505 --> 00:27:48,465 but she's gonna hand us a wad of cash-- 375 00:27:48,465 --> 00:27:50,175 - No, Jack. It's-- - No, no. 376 00:27:51,051 --> 00:27:57,850 We could do it. You and me. I mean, who else could pull it off? 377 00:27:57,850 --> 00:27:59,059 Don't do this. 378 00:27:59,059 --> 00:28:01,436 Don't start acting fucking crazy, okay? 379 00:28:01,436 --> 00:28:04,523 That's who I am. That's who you are too. That's exactly what it takes. 380 00:28:04,523 --> 00:28:10,821 No, you're not that guy. You're the guy Jenkins picked for his stooge. 381 00:28:13,532 --> 00:28:14,658 You'd be surprised. 382 00:28:19,454 --> 00:28:21,540 There he is! Start the car! 383 00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:23,166 Gargon scum! 384 00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:24,459 Start the car! 385 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,547 How surprised would I be?