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Hit me again, Nat.
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[Nat] Hey there, fella.
My eyes are up here.
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- [sighing]
- [Nat] Bottoms up.
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How's that soup there, boss?
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It's probably cold. [sighs]
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Well, at least the oyster crackers
are still shipshape.
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So, is the wife dying?
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- [sighs] What? Pfft.
- Or-- Or did she pass away already?
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Is that what you're over here drinking at?
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I'm just after some peace and quiet.
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Well, that's good news about the wife.
[chuckles]
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[chuckles] Family. Man's top treasure.
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Your house didn't burn down, did it?
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[sighs] Look, mister,
I got enough problems of my own.
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I don't need you coming in here
and making up more for me, okay?
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Wait, wait, I got it. It just hit me.
You're just a good man.
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You worked hard your whole life to give
this family the life that they deserve,
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and it adds up to you're drowning in debt.
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And all the latest-greatest, useless junk.
And your ulcer and hemorrhoids.
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Of course, not heartburn,
like you guzzled jet fuel and lit a cigar,
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makes laying down
to sleep every night a torture.
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But who needs sleep?
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When they gave your job of 30 years
to some floating tin can
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- and your dignity along with it, right?
- [sighs]
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So, it's no surprise, no shame.
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But you're over here daydreaming
the getaway of a lifetime,
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straight down,
right off the nearest bridge.
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I'll tell you, the fact
that you haven't slugged me yet,
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it means that you've got
enough hope left in you
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to hear the one word
that is gonna save your life.
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[clicks tongue] You get hit a lot?
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Well, every time I'm wrong.
But it's been a while. [chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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You left out the part I got a daughter
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who don't pick up the phone
when I call. [sighs]
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You got a magic word that fixes that one?
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First, I just wanna show you something, okay?
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What's that?
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That is from the Sea of Serenity.
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It's 243,000 miles above us,
on the bright side of the moon.
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My son picked that out for me.
That's-- That's my prized possession.
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[sighs] Wow.
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Ah, well, there you go.
You said it yourself.
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- What?
- "Wow."
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That's the one word
none of us can live without.
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And I will promise you this,
hand on heart,
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{\an8}hundreds of happy folks to vouch.
You'll be saying,
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{\an8}"Wow, I love living on the moon."
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- That's another thing I can't afford.
- Where'd you see a price tag?
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I'm not stupid, mister.
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No. No, you're just so beat down,
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you see something you like,
you think it's out of reach.
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[Nat] Hey there, fella.
My eyes are up here.
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- Is this the one here with the pool? Or--
- That's the same model that I'm in.
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I'll tell you what, it's big enough
that you can invite the mother-in-law
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and not see her for days. [chuckles]
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[chuckles] You have that?
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Yep. Me and my family,
right there in the C-Plex.
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Wow.
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Why don't I, uh, take it home?
I'll give it a think.
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Oh, right. Right, the pros and cons.
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Exactly.
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You know who does pros and cons?
Hunks of metal like her.
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[chuckles]
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Which is why she'll never fall in love
or drive too fast or have kids
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or do any of the crazy things
that make life worth the price.
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And it's why she's stuck
in the same day, every day.
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While fools like me and you,
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we get to dream on a better tomorrow.
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- Ah, shit. You're smiling.
- [chuckles]
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- You know that?
- Jesus Christ. This is nuts. [chuckles]
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How's it feel to be back among the living?
This time, don't let it slip away.
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- What's that?
- That's just what we said.
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Zero down, 150 a month,
and it's yours for a scribble.
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Hey. You wake up tomorrow,
you don't like it, we rip it right up.
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But, you know what?
There is a catch, though.
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You've got to promise me
that you're gonna call your daughter.
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And you tell her life is too short
and you love her.
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And her room is ready
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whenever she wants to fly up
and spend some time with Dad.
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[mouthing words] Okay.
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Morning, friend.
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[stork] Hello, neighbor.
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[baby cries]
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Have a bright, smiling day.
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[barking]
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All right, honey. I'll see you tonight.
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Bye, sweetie.
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[kisses]
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Hi, there. I'm out delivering smiles.
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Such a nice bird.
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Here's my next stop.
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[vehicle beeping]
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- [beeping stops]
- [bell chimes]
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[dog barks]
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- [electronic tone]
- Oops. After you.
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[thudding]
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Hi, there. I'm out delivering smiles.
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No one here is not a dreamer, am I right?
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Not in a world like this,
where you can have it all.
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[chuckling]
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And that's what I want for you
and your families.
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You wake up to the earthrise...
[chuckles] ...out your bedroom window.
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Your wife out on her lunar garden.
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Your boy shagging flies
on the zero-G diamond.
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That's the dream you all deserve.
I mean, come on.
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Why should the rich and the famous
get our moon all to themselves? No, sir.
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The Brightside,
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that's a place for real people
to start fresh, unwind, retire.
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Not to mention, you own an asset
your kids will be grateful for.
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So, please, take a minute. Just a minute.
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And sit down
with our top-notch sales associates.
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And start living
your brighter tomorrow, today. [chuckles]
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[chuckles] All right.
Thanks for listening. Thank you.
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Warm room, Jack. Nice work.
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I'm gonna have cramping
from all the closing shakes in here.
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I think I may have enjoyed your speech
the most of anyone.
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[Jack] Good. Okay.
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Ed, you take the new parents up front.
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Remind them life is still fun sometimes.
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Oh, easy money. God, how babies adore me.
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Herb, you take Granny and Gramps.
Golf, golf, and no taxes.
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Got it, got it, and got it.
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No excuses for not cleaning up in here.
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I can close in here
with multiple seeping cold sores, okay?
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And I'm going to have
an excellent sales performance.
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- I think I just said that.
- [Jack] Hey, guys.
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Remember, we're not just selling.
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- We're changing lives.
- [both] Changing lives.
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- Got it. Got it.
- Done.
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[chuckles] Oh, you see that gentleman
over there and his daughter?
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They're ready to go.
Take care of him, okay?
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Upgrades, perks, everything we got.
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Oh, usually I run those by HQ.
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Oh, Shirl, we're gonna make them
so much goddamn money tonight,
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we can afford to be good people.
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[BellBot] Mr. Jack Billings, please.
Mr. Jack Billings, please.
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- Damn it.
- What?
139
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It's, uh, from the moon. Stan Jenkins.
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He wants us pushing through
to Vistaville tomorrow.
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- Well, he's an idiot.
- [sighs]
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There's good money here,
and that's an all-night drive.
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Easy, Shirl.
He did build this company from scratch.
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And now he's sitting on the moon
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thinking he knows our turf
better than we do.
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- Yeah, so maybe he's an idiot too.
- Mm-hmm.
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But don't the folks of Vistaville
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deserve to live their dreams
like everybody else?
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- [clicks tongue]
- [chuckles]
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[CleanzAll Bot whirring]
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[beeping]
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[radio announcer] Whizzing out to second.
Leaving fliers flying in all six zones.
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[Shirley] I've been thinking
about what you said, Ed.
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About moving up there.
The moon might be nice.
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Yeah, not for your husband.
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So everybody gets what they deserve.
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- No. Yeah? Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah? Well then, here I come, Vistaville,
'cause my baby and me... [kisses]
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- ...are going to the moon. Really?
- [laughing]
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You ever worked Vistaville?
Just any tips from past experience.
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00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:31,817
Yeah. Yeah, but it was, uh--
It was forever ago.
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You sound almost worried, Jack.
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[chuckles]
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[radio announcer]
Seven up, and what a whiz that is.
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Boy, I thought that was it.
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- Yes. Come on, come on, come on.
- [scoffs]
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What's this fun time about to cost you?
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A medium amount, Shirley.
We never assume defeat. Come on.
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[radio announcer]
And the throw's in, and he's out.
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- No, he's not!
- [radio announcer] No zone!
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Oh, you cross-eyed
half-wit limp-noodle bums!
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[Shirley]
Was that your big plan to get us up there?
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I got some family there, is all.
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That's great. I mean,
family is a top source of inspiration.
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- [Jack] Mmm.
- And motivation.
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Like, I think I told you
my Betty is expecting.
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[inhales deeply] Twins. Which they say
is two and a half times the cost.
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{\an8}I keep telling her, I've been
working with Brightside two months now.
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- Well, nine weeks, almost.
- [Jack] Yeah, we're here, Herb.
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Oh. Of course. Perfect.
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[chuckles] Yeah. Why don't you head in?
I got a stop to make.
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Whatever it is, I'd love to help.
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Ah, you just start ringing those doorbells
and fill the seats for me.
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Which I can do. Of course. You know?
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[clicks tongue] Got it. Thanks.
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[sighs]
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[ValetBot] Good morning, guest.
Can I help with your bags?
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[BingoBot] You win again.
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- Oh, Ma.
- Jacky. Come, come.
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Your note said you were dying. Come on.
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Well, you wish it were true.
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- No, no, no, no.
- One of these days it will be,
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and you'll regret every minute
you left me alone in this gulag.
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It's been a busy couple of months for me.
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I'm with a new outfit, Regional Manager.
I think I told you.
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Doesn't matter, Jacky.
Nothing matters anymore.
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It's all too sad in too many ways.
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I know, I know. But whatever it is,
we always get through it, right?
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Not this time.
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[inhales deeply]
It's Marie, Jack. Your Marie.
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She's in the hospital.
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Run down outside her house by one
of those vans with the goddamn bird.
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And poor Joey.
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Your baby boy's mother in a coma.
How can anyone stand it?
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Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know.
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You know what?
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[stammers] I don't know-- I don't know.
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He's, you know--
He's almost 20 now. [chuckles]
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[stammering]
He wouldn't even recognize me.
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Don't try to fool me, Jack.
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I can tell, you're heartbroken.
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Ma, she hasn't been my Marie for 18 years.
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And, sure, we all wish
it worked out better.
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But I think everybody has moved on
except for you.
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It's not too late. Go see them.
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They don't need me
screwing things up for them
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more than they already are.
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What a wiz you are,
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for talking yourself
out of every hard part of life!
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I'm here, aren't I? [snorts, groans]
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[sniffles]
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[sighs]
Hey, how is the new room working out?
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This garden view is nice, huh?
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You were the same with your father.
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You know, I got people to meet. Gotta go.
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Oh, don't leave yet, Jacky.
Five more minutes.
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Mmm. Love you, Ma. Next time, okay?
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Go see them! Your boy needs you.
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[television presenter]
Three, two, one, blastoff.
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To a new beginning beyond the stars.
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Luna, mother of dreams.
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First, she was
Earth's most critical mining resource,
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then the play-place of the upper crust.
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But now, thanks to visionary entrepreneur
Mr. Stanley Jenkins
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and the Brightside Corporation,
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she is host to the moon-based community
all of us deserve.
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Our collection of fully-furnished
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and value-priced units
fit the family budget.
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Good morning, son.
Big sales conference tonight. [chuckles]
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[television presenter] Home is where
the happiness is, not the headaches.
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Where you're free and easy
to be your best.
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To live, love, and laugh,
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and leave the strains and stresses
of yesterday's world behind.
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So join Buck Manzell,
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{\an8}star of television's Space Sheriff,
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and the rest of our exclusive club
of daring pioneers and happy families.
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And start living
your brighter tomorrow, today.
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Jacky, boy! You read me?
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Still caught up in that
goddamn terrestrial rat race? [laughs]
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[laughs] Loud and clear, Buck!
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That's the fellow
from Space Sheriff, Leann. That's him!
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Imagine he came by for a cup of sugar.
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Ah. Then let me tell these good folks.
True as Texas toast,
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ain't nothing but ice teas
and real-deal living up here.
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- Mm-hmm. No neckties, tax men.
- [chuckling]
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No mosquitoes or traffic jams.
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So, who's the goddamn genius now, Jack?
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Well, you said it, Buck.
Thanks for calling in.
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Oh, and don't none of you forget,
ain't no law in the stars but me.
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- Pa-ha! Hoo-ha!
- [Jack laughs]
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[signal zaps]
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[Jack] Well, you heard it
straight from Buck, so, I won't, uh,
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waste your good time telling you twice.
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But, when I think of the Brightside,
my wife out in our lunar garden
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and my boy shagging flies
on our zero-G... [sniffs] ...diamond...
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My-- [grunts]
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My beautiful family...
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[Jack clears throat]
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You know what? Explain this to me.
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We live with miracles at our fingertips.
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We fly to the stars, we split atoms.
We got robots taking out the trash.
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Why... [breathes deeply]
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...are we all still waiting
to live our dreams?
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[stammers] It-- [grunts]
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Well, there's a technical term, uh,
for that in my business.
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That's called a shit deal.
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Our best days
are piling up in the rearview,
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and-- and that hope that keeps us going,
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it's wearing down to the bone. [sniffles]
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Some of us are losing people we love.
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And just like that...
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[Jack snaps fingers]
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...any day now, that turns into too late.
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Gone forever.
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Because every day
that we're not living for now...
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right now, we're waiting around dying.
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One empty promise at a time.
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I'm not waiting around anymore,
goddamn it.
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And neither should you.
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The time is now...
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and regret's a killer worse than death.
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[sighs]
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- [scattered applause]
- [audience members murmuring]
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[murmuring continues]
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There's still a lot
they haven't heard about yet.
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Uh, can we agree
that hopelessness is not a top-seller?
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Tha-- Thanks for coming out, folks.
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[doorbell rings]
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[sighs]
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Congratulations, Joey,
on your new home in the stars.
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Oh, th-- thanks, Herb.
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00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,675
Uh, you know, to be honest,
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this is actually coming
at a pretty great time.
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And that speech... [chuckles]
305
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,392
...you know,
I felt like he was talking right to me.
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Uh, any-- anyway, uh, thanks again.
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00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,106
[clicks pen]
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You look like a man
who likes his personal space.
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Um... [chuckles]
...have a look at Kepler Crater.
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Big lots, very quiet, beautiful views.
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What about all them aliens?
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Well, uh, not to put
too fine a point on it,
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but, um, there's no such thing.
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Yeah, says you.
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00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:53,337
[Eddie stammers]
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You don't know me, but I know you.
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And we both know the same other person.
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And he said you've been losing
too many bets to stay healthy.
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Well, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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What do you think I'm doing here?
Besides getting that person their money.
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Come on, here, okay? Here.
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C-Come back in the morning,
I will definitely have more, okay?
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[debt collector] Hmm.
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- [whispering] Okay?
- [debt collector sighs]
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00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:23,116
- [bones crunch]
- [Eddie grunting]
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[bell dings]
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[NurseBot] Nurse Grayton to
the holographic operating theater, please.
328
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,880
[machines whirring, hissing]
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00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:38,757
[sighs]
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[Joey] Mr. Billings?
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[Jack stammers]
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I bought a D-Plex today,
at the sales conference.
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A-All thanks to you.
[stammers] Joey Shorter.
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00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:57,109
Oh, hey, kid. Nice to meet you.
I think I-- I must be on the wrong floor.
335
00:21:57,109 --> 00:22:00,904
Oh, yeah. I mean, this--
this floor has got the pretty tough cases.
336
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:04,533
Oh. Is that your m-mom in there?
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00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:05,742
Yeah.
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00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,497
- Very sorry, kid.
- It's okay.
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00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,874
[Jack sighs]
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00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:17,379
- Well, wish I knew what to say.
- Well, what you said this morning
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really made all the difference
in the world, Mr. Billings. You know?
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00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,926
I haven't let myself
look forward to anything,
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00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:24,678
uh, since all this happened.
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00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:28,223
Well, that means the world
to hear you say that, kid. Uh...
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00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:33,937
- Can I tell you something, Joey?
- Sure.
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[breathes deeply]
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00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,365
I'm gonna upgrade you to a, uh--
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00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,826
- a nicer unit, on me.
- [Joey chuckles]
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00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,245
That way,
if your-- your dad or your girlfriend
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- wants to come up and visit...
- [chuckles] That's-- That's amazing.
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00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:59,838
[stammers] I-- I mean, I-- I don't, uh,
really have a girlfriend or a dad, but...
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00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:03,675
Well, hey, you--
you're doing great without them.
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00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:06,303
And y-your mom is a real lucky lady
to have you.
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00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:08,639
Thanks, mister.
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00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:26,907
"Congratulations.
A fantastic new world awaits you.
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00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:29,785
Welcome
to the Brightside Lunar Residences..."
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Another round of the good stuff.
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Anybody tells you that the flush mechanism
on the men's urinal
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is an accident-free device
is a liar and a liability, okay?
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00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,136
You mean the thing you just push down?
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00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,973
Oh, that's very funny, Shirley.
I may never shake your hand again.
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00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:52,933
Then it's good you didn't have
any sales to close today.
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00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:54,101
Oh, Herb.
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00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:57,980
You know, somehow your closing one
is sadder than my zero.
365
00:23:57,980 --> 00:23:59,857
Technically, i-it's better.
366
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:02,526
Yeah, shut up, Herb--
See, this is the true tragedy
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00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:05,112
of Jack fucking us
and leaving us to die in a ditch.
368
00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:07,072
I-It sets brother against brother.
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00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,658
Don't blame Jack
you got beat up by a urinal,
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00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:11,451
if you're really sticking with that story.
371
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,538
Oh, urinal all the way, Shirley.
And why stop at Jack?
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00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:18,500
It's every boss who ever shat the bed
and made his loyal troops lie in it.
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00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,962
Like Stan freaking Jenkins
up there on the goddamn moon.
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00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:24,882
Thanks a lot, Stan. He doesn't even know
we exist down here,
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00:24:24,882 --> 00:24:28,218
let alone sweat and bleed and need money,
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00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:32,181
and get unjustly fucking crippled.
377
00:24:32,181 --> 00:24:35,601
If Jack is really gone,
do we still have a job?
378
00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:38,061
We have until someone says we don't.
379
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:41,940
'Cause I'll probably need to inform Betty
if I'm, uh, unemployed.
380
00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:45,235
All right, nobody get more hysterical.
Jack's coming back.
381
00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:47,738
I will give you
five-to-fucking-one on that.
382
00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:49,948
There would have to be
a really good reason
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00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:52,451
for Jack to just leave us
to die alone in a ditch.
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00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,078
And while he did look pretty upset,
385
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,539
he definitely would have told us
if he actually was,
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00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,250
because our team is like our family,
except at work.
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00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:03,837
So, probably everything is just fine.
[breathes deeply]
388
00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:08,133
- Thanks a lot, Herb. I feel a lot better.
- Good.
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00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:11,428
[doorbell rings]
390
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:16,266
Yeah, come in.
391
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:17,351
[door opens]
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00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,646
[BellBot]
Here to make your stay more pleasant.
393
00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:23,774
[Jack clicks pen]
394
00:25:23,774 --> 00:25:24,775
Wait.
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00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:27,319
[BellBot whirs]
396
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,171
[BellBot whirs, beeps]
397
00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:47,840
[BellBot] Have a wonderful evening.
398
00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:51,385
[BellBot whirs]
399
00:25:51,385 --> 00:25:52,469
[door closes]
400
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:56,723
[sighs]
401
00:26:05,983 --> 00:26:07,776
[breathes deeply]
402
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:38,140
[ValetBot] Hello, guest.
May I help you with your transportation?
403
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,520
- [Joey] Mr. Billings?
- [Jack sighs]
404
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,898
- M-Mr. Billings!
- Hey, morning, kid. Sorry, I can't chat.
405
00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:47,482
Hey. Yeah, I hate to trouble you,
406
00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:49,693
but I think there's been a mix-up
with my application.
407
00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:51,987
See, I-- I got this this morning
from the moon.
408
00:26:51,987 --> 00:26:54,907
[pants] I guess I must have gotten
rejected or something.
409
00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:57,159
Ah. Yeah. These--
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00:26:57,159 --> 00:27:00,120
It's the damn finance guys,
they're not even half-human.
411
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:03,248
Do you think I could talk to them?
They gave me back too much money.
412
00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:05,709
Don't waste your breath.
You're gonna find a great way to use it.
413
00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:07,503
Right, but I don't want it back.
414
00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:09,963
I got nothing for me down here.
415
00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:14,426
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, kid.
[stammers] Uh... [sighs]
416
00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:19,097
Your problems will be waiting for you
up there too.
417
00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:21,058
Y-You don't know that.
418
00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:22,893
I do. Better than anyone.
419
00:27:24,061 --> 00:27:29,024
[sighs] I like to see my customers happy,
not playing themselves for a fool. Okay?
420
00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:34,446
So you canceled my sale then, huh?
421
00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:37,491
You know, you're--
422
00:27:38,116 --> 00:27:41,703
You talked a big game
about me grabbing hold of my life,
423
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:44,206
but then you know my life
better than me, right?
424
00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,794
You're full of shit, mister. [sighs]
425
00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:02,015
That was nice, kid. That's nicely done.
426
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:03,517
Oh, screw you.
427
00:28:04,893 --> 00:28:06,812
The one thing I had to look forward to...
428
00:28:06,812 --> 00:28:10,190
Well, you know, there are other things.
429
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:14,403
You're a great kid, you're, uh,
not afraid to stick up for yourself.
430
00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:16,405
Not too bad at thinking
on your feet either.
431
00:28:16,405 --> 00:28:19,408
- That's the makings of something.
- Oh, yeah, wow, thanks.
432
00:28:19,408 --> 00:28:22,411
Well, I know what I just saw.
And I'd start you at 10%.
433
00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:27,249
It's not curing diseases or stopping wars,
434
00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:30,169
but sometimes,
giving folks a new dream to dream
435
00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:32,421
can make all the difference.
And you'd be good at it.
436
00:28:32,421 --> 00:28:34,256
I could teach you a few things
along the way.
437
00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:36,592
Are you lying to me again?
438
00:28:37,968 --> 00:28:40,637
[groans, sighs] Sorry about that, kid.
439
00:28:41,555 --> 00:28:43,307
Here's an honest deal.
440
00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:44,933
You come work for me,
441
00:28:45,434 --> 00:28:48,854
and pretty soon you'll have so much
going on for you down here,
442
00:28:48,854 --> 00:28:51,690
you'll forget all about
running away to the moon.
443
00:28:53,025 --> 00:28:54,443
[sighs]
444
00:28:54,443 --> 00:28:56,361
I-- I don't have any...
445
00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:00,115
nice clothes.
446
00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:03,452
[chuckles]
Well, we better get you a suit then.
447
00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:12,836
All right, hop in.
448
00:29:20,719 --> 00:29:24,723
Here we go. We got lives to change.
[chuckles]
449
00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,267
[HoverSedan powers up]
450
00:29:42,991 --> 00:29:46,036
- Is that--
- Yeah. Joey.
451
00:29:47,871 --> 00:29:49,873
Gonna shape up into quite a young man.
452
00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,167
Oh, wow, Jack.
453
00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:55,963
He's beautiful. The both of you.
454
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:59,299
Well, thanks for kicking my ass about it.
He needed somebody.
455
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,844
This is better than a dream.
456
00:30:03,762 --> 00:30:05,013
Love you, Ma.
457
00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:16,316
- [Buck] Moon river, wider than a mile ♪
- Whoo!
458
00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:18,360
- I'm crossing you in style ♪
- The voice of the law!
459
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:19,945
Hope I'm not in trouble.
460
00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:21,613
Ha! [laughs] Whoo!
461
00:30:21,613 --> 00:30:23,615
[both laugh]
462
00:30:23,615 --> 00:30:28,078
I'm loving life, Jack.
Living on the Brightside, thanks to you!
463
00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:29,746
Oh, thank you, Buck.
464
00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:32,457
You know it means the world
to see our customers happy.
465
00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:34,418
Oh, Lord, Jack.
466
00:30:34,418 --> 00:30:37,504
Don't tell me you've been out there
without your suit and helmet.
467
00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:41,216
No need to worry. They got a bubble,
covers this whole place,
468
00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:42,718
keeps us safe and sound.
469
00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:47,014
Right. Right. [laughs]
470
00:30:47,014 --> 00:30:52,102
[stammering, laughing] I forget sometimes,
but y'all thought of everything.
471
00:30:52,102 --> 00:30:55,147
Well, couldn't have done
any of it without you.
472
00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:56,440
- Mmm.
- I'm gonna head back down
473
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,774
to Earth now, okay?
474
00:30:57,774 --> 00:30:59,234
All right, don't you think of leaving
475
00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:02,321
without paying your respects
to Mr. Jenkins.
476
00:31:02,321 --> 00:31:03,989
[chuckles] I'd never.
477
00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:18,253
Well, I'll see you around, Sheriff.
The galaxy is in your hands.
478
00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:22,216
- Pa-jow! [laughing]
- [laughing]
479
00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:23,592
[blows]
480
00:31:23,592 --> 00:31:30,349
Moon River, wider than a mile ♪
481
00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:36,396
I'm crossing you in style some day ♪
482
00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:04,216
Guys! Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
We got Joey Shorter here.
483
00:32:04,216 --> 00:32:07,886
Eddie, Herb.
Joey Shorter, Shirley Stedman.
484
00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:13,725
[continues speaking indistinctly]
485
00:32:13,725 --> 00:32:15,894
The Sea of Serenity.