1 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:15,909 Hit me again, Nat. 2 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,709 Hey there, fella. My eyes are up here. 3 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:29,381 Bottoms up. 4 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,057 How's that soup there, boss? 5 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:41,560 It's probably cold. 6 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:46,648 Well, at least the oyster crackers are still shipshape. 7 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,489 So, is the wife dying? 8 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:57,701 - What? - Or did she pass away already? 9 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,661 Is that what you're over here drinking at? 10 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,914 I'm just after some peace and quiet. 11 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,541 Well, that's good news about the wife. 12 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:11,173 Family. Man's top treasure. 13 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:15,802 Your house didn't burn down, did it? 14 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:21,808 Look, mister, I got enough problems of my own. 15 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:26,188 I don't need you coming in here and making up more for me, okay? 16 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:29,399 Wait, I got it. It just hit me. You're just a good man. 17 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:32,402 You worked hard your whole life to give this family the life that they deserve, 18 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,238 and it adds up to you're drowning in debt. 19 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:39,409 And all the latest-greatest, useless junk. And your ulcer and hemorrhoids. 20 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:43,080 Of course, not heartburn, like you guzzled jet fuel and lit a cigar, 21 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,624 makes laying down to sleep every night a torture. 22 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,084 But who needs sleep? 23 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,879 When they gave your job of 30 years to some floating tin can 24 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,714 and your dignity along with it, right? 25 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,508 So, it's no surprise, no shame. 26 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,803 But you're over here daydreaming the getaway of a lifetime, 27 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,888 straight down, right off the nearest bridge. 28 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:09,940 I'll tell you, the fact that you haven't slugged me yet, 29 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:13,485 it means that you've got enough hope left in you 30 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,905 to hear the one word that is gonna save your life. 31 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,075 You get hit a lot? 32 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:25,789 Well, every time I'm wrong. But it's been a while. 33 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,214 You left out the part I got a daughter 34 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,341 who don't pick up the phone when I call. 35 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,344 You got a magic word that fixes that one? 36 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,847 First, I just wanna show you something, okay? 37 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:46,185 What's that? 38 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:48,353 That is from the Sea of Serenity. 39 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:51,481 It's 243,000 miles above us, on the bright side of the moon. 40 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:54,651 My son picked that out for me. That's my prized possession. 41 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,452 Wow. 42 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:05,871 Well, there you go. You said it yourself. 43 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,873 - What? - "Wow." 44 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:14,296 That's the one word none of us can live without. 45 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:17,216 And I will promise you this, hand on heart, 46 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:20,385 {\an8}hundreds of happy folks to vouch. You'll be saying, 47 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:24,681 {\an8}"Wow, I love living on the moon." 48 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,731 - That's another thing I can't afford. - Where'd you see a price tag? 49 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,025 I'm not stupid, mister. 50 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,194 No, you're just so beat down, 51 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,738 you see something you like, you think it's out of reach. 52 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,828 Hey there, fella. My eyes are up here. 53 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:55,379 - Is this the one here with the pool? Or-- - That's the same model that I'm in. 54 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:57,881 I'll tell you what, it's big enough that you can invite the mother-in-law 55 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,341 and not see her for days. 56 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:01,593 You have that? 57 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:04,221 Yep. Me and my family, right there in the C-Plex. 58 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:07,599 Wow. 59 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,728 Why don't I take it home? I'll give it a think. 60 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,356 Oh, right. The pros and cons. 61 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,732 Exactly. 62 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:19,111 You know who does pros and cons? Hunks of metal like her. 63 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:25,242 Which is why she'll never fall in love or drive too fast or have kids 64 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:28,287 or do any of the crazy things that make life worth the price. 65 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,497 And it's why she's stuck in the same day, every day. 66 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:34,668 While fools like me and you, 67 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:38,005 we get to dream on a better tomorrow. 68 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:41,633 Shit. You're smiling. 69 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,470 - You know that? - Jesus Christ. This is nuts. 70 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:51,768 How's it feel to be back among the living? This time, don't let it slip away. 71 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,270 - What's that? - That's just what we said. 72 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:55,731 Zero down, 150 a month, and it's yours for a scribble. 73 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:58,609 Hey. You wake up tomorrow, you don't like it, we rip it right up. 74 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:01,278 But, you know what? There is a catch, though. 75 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:04,239 You've got to promise me that you're gonna call your daughter. 76 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,910 And you tell her life is too short and you love her. 77 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,369 And her room is ready 78 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,331 whenever she wants to fly up and spend some time with Dad. 79 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:15,918 Okay. 80 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,017 Morning, friend. 81 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,314 Hello, neighbor. 82 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:53,080 Have a bright, smiling day. 83 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,842 All right, honey. I'll see you tonight. 84 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:06,718 Bye, sweetie. 85 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:15,769 Hi, there. I'm out delivering smiles. 86 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,856 Such a nice bird. 87 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,691 Here's my next stop. 88 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:39,543 Oops. After you. 89 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:45,757 Hi, there. I'm out delivering smiles. 90 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:59,563 No one here is not a dreamer, am I right? 91 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:05,611 Not in a world like this, where you can have it all. 92 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:16,496 And that's what I want for you and your families. 93 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:20,751 You wake up to the earthrise out your bedroom window. 94 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,711 Your wife out on her lunar garden. 95 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,464 Your boy shagging flies on the zero-G diamond. 96 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:28,967 That's the dream you all deserve. I mean, come on. 97 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:33,388 Why should the rich and the famous get our moon all to themselves? No, sir. 98 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,472 The Brightside, 99 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:38,852 that's a place for real people to start fresh, unwind, retire. 100 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,522 Not to mention, you own an asset your kids will be grateful for. 101 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:44,858 So, please, take a minute. Just a minute. 102 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:48,862 And sit down with our top-notch sales associates. 103 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:53,200 And start living your brighter tomorrow, today. All right? 104 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:58,080 All right. Thanks for listening. Thank you. 105 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,584 Warm room, Jack. Nice work. 106 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,379 I'm gonna have cramping from all the closing shakes in here. 107 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,798 I think I may have enjoyed your speech the most of anyone. 108 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:08,882 Good. Okay. 109 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,093 Ed, you take the new parents up front. 110 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,845 Remind them life is still fun sometimes. 111 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:15,013 Easy money. God, how babies adore me. 112 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:18,267 Herb, you take Granny and Gramps. Golf, golf, and no taxes. 113 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,560 Got it, got it, and got it. 114 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,812 No excuses for not cleaning up in here. 115 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:24,940 I can close in here with multiple seeping cold sores, okay? 116 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:27,109 And I'm going to have an excellent sales performance. 117 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,694 - I think I just said that. - Hey, guys. 118 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,195 Remember, we're not just selling. 119 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,406 - We're changing lives. - Changing lives. 120 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:33,866 - Got it. Got it. - Done. 121 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,829 You see that gentleman over there and his daughter? 122 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,372 They're ready to go. Take care of him, okay? 123 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:42,624 Upgrades, perks, everything we got. 124 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,043 Usually I run those by HQ. 125 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,713 Oh, Shirl, we're gonna make them so much goddamn money tonight, 126 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,339 we can afford to be good people. 127 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:53,719 Mr. Jack Billings, please. 128 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,021 - Damn it. - What? 129 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,609 It's from the moon. Stan Jenkins. 130 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:11,278 He wants us pushing through to Vistaville tomorrow. 131 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,529 Well, he's an idiot. 132 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:15,365 There's good money here, and that's an all-night drive. 133 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,243 Easy, Shirl. He did build this company from scratch. 134 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,745 And now he's sitting on the moon 135 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,872 thinking he knows our turf better than we do. 136 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,874 Yeah, so maybe he's an idiot too. 137 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,835 But don't the folks of Vistaville 138 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,421 deserve to live their dreams like everybody else? 139 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:49,858 Whizzing out to second. Leaving fliers flying in all six zones. 140 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,069 I've been thinking about what you said, Ed. 141 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:57,616 About moving up there. The moon might be nice. 142 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,243 Yeah, not for your husband. 143 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,330 So everybody gets what they deserve. 144 00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:08,085 No. Yeah? Really? 145 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:14,174 Yeah? Well then, here I come, Vistaville, 'cause my baby and me... 146 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,426 are going to the moon. Really? 147 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:25,769 You ever worked Vistaville? Just any tips from past experience. 148 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:31,817 Yeah, but it was forever ago. 149 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,697 You sound almost worried, Jack. 150 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,578 Seven up, and what a whiz that is. Boy, I thought that was it. 151 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:43,871 Yes. Come on. 152 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:49,543 What's this fun time about to cost you? 153 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,795 A medium amount, Shirley. We never assume defeat. Come on. 154 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,882 And the throw's in, and he's out. 155 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,217 - No, he's not! - No zone! 156 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:01,054 You cross-eyed half-wit limp-noodle bums! 157 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,348 Was that your big plan to get us up there? 158 00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:06,602 I got some family there, is all. 159 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:12,441 That's great. I mean, family is a top source of inspiration. 160 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:14,276 And motivation. 161 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,820 Like, I think I told you my Betty is expecting. 162 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:21,825 Twins. Which they say is two and a half times the cost. 163 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:26,038 {\an8}I keep telling her, I've been working with Brightside two months now. 164 00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:28,790 - Well, nine weeks, almost. - Yeah, we're here, Herb. 165 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,334 Of course. Perfect. 166 00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,794 Yeah. Why don't you head in? I got a stop to make. 167 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,672 Whatever it is, I'd love to help. 168 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,467 You just start ringing those doorbells and fill the seats for me. 169 00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:41,637 Which I can do. Of course. You know? 170 00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:43,972 Got it. Thanks. 171 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,397 Good morning, guest. Can I help with your bags? 172 00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,111 You win again. 173 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,830 - Oh, Ma. - Jacky. Come. 174 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,917 Your note said you were dying. Come on. 175 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,961 Well, you wish it were true. 176 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:18,090 - No. - One of these days it will be, 177 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:22,386 and you'll regret every minute you left me alone in this gulag. 178 00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:24,221 It's been a busy couple of months for me. 179 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:27,349 I'm with a new outfit, Regional Manager. I think I told you. 180 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:31,019 Doesn't matter, Jacky. Nothing matters anymore. 181 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,855 It's all too sad in too many ways. 182 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:36,733 I know. But whatever it is, we always get through it, right? 183 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:38,861 Not this time. 184 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,948 It's Marie, Jack. Your Marie. 185 00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:44,867 She's in the hospital. 186 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:50,539 Run down outside her house by one of those vans with the goddamn bird. 187 00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:53,792 And poor Joey. 188 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:58,130 Your baby boy's mother in a coma. How can anyone stand it? 189 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,801 Yeah, I know. 190 00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:05,262 You know what? 191 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,930 I don't know-- 192 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:11,143 He's, you know-- He's almost 20 now. 193 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,979 He wouldn't even recognize me. 194 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,982 Don't try to fool me, Jack. 195 00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:20,569 I can tell, you're heartbroken. 196 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:25,824 Ma, she hasn't been my Marie for 18 years. 197 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,118 And, sure, we all wish it worked out better. 198 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,537 But I think everybody has moved on except for you. 199 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:34,875 It's not too late. Go see them. 200 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:39,755 They don't need me screwing things up for them 201 00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:41,173 more than they already are. 202 00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:42,883 What a wiz you are, 203 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:46,053 for talking yourself out of every hard part of life! 204 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,638 I'm here, aren't I? 205 00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,066 Hey, how is the new room working out? 206 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,734 This garden view is nice, huh? 207 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,946 You were the same with your father. 208 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,408 You know, I got people to meet. Gotta go. 209 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,078 Don't leave yet, Jacky. Five more minutes. 210 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,664 Love you, Ma. Next time, okay? 211 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:19,169 Go see them! Your boy needs you. 212 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,507 Three, two, one, blastoff. 213 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,927 To a new beginning beyond the stars. 214 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,804 Luna, mother of dreams. 215 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:31,598 First, she was Earth's most critical mining resource, 216 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,809 then the play-place of the upper crust. 217 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:37,646 But now, thanks to visionary entrepreneur Mr. Stanley Jenkins 218 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,439 and the Brightside Corporation, 219 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,985 she is host to the moon-based community all of us deserve. 220 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,987 Our collection of fully-furnished 221 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:48,031 and value-priced units fit the family budget. 222 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,451 Good morning, son. Big sales conference tonight. 223 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,665 Home is where the happiness is, not the headaches. 224 00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:59,918 Where you're free and easy to be your best. 225 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,879 To live, love, and laugh, 226 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:06,466 and leave the strains and stresses of yesterday's world behind. 227 00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:12,389 So join Buck Manzell, 228 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,433 {\an8}star of television's Space Sheriff, 229 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:18,770 and the rest of our exclusive club of daring pioneers and happy families. 230 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:22,524 And start living your brighter tomorrow, today. 231 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,819 Jacky, boy! You read me? 232 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,865 Still caught up in that goddamn terrestrial rat race? 233 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,159 Loud and clear, Buck! 234 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,204 That's the fellow from Space Sheriff, Leann. That's him! 235 00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:37,706 Imagine he came by for a cup of sugar. 236 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:41,043 Then let me tell these good folks. True as Texas toast, 237 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:45,172 ain't nothing but ice teas and real-deal living up here. 238 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,383 No neckties, tax men. 239 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:52,262 No mosquitoes or traffic jams. 240 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:56,266 So, who's the goddamn genius now, Jack? 241 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,561 Well, you said it, Buck. Thanks for calling in. 242 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:06,151 And don't none of you forget, ain't no law in the stars but me. 243 00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:13,116 Well, you heard it straight from Buck, so, I won't 244 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,452 waste your good time telling you twice. 245 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:21,333 But, when I think of the Brightside, my wife out in our lunar garden 246 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:25,753 and my boy shagging flies on our zero-G diamond. 247 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,464 My-- 248 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,343 My beautiful family... 249 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,730 You know what? Explain this to me. 250 00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:48,861 We live with miracles at our fingertips. 251 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:53,198 We fly to the stars, we split atoms. We got robots taking out the trash. 252 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,283 Why... 253 00:17:55,284 --> 00:18:00,747 are we all still waiting to live our dreams? 254 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,332 It-- 255 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,669 Well, there's a technical term for that in my business. 256 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,379 That's called a shit deal. 257 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,216 Our best days are piling up in the rearview, 258 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:16,221 and that hope that keeps us going, 259 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:18,182 it's wearing down to the bone. 260 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,270 Some of us are losing people we love. 261 00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,230 And just like that, 262 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:30,152 any day now, that turns into too late. 263 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:32,279 Gone forever. 264 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:36,074 Because every day that we're not living for now... 265 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:42,206 right now, we're waiting around dying. 266 00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:46,293 One empty promise at a time. 267 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:49,421 I'm not waiting around anymore, goddamn it. 268 00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,133 And neither should you. 269 00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,387 The time is now... 270 00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:02,100 and regret's a killer worse than death. 271 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,421 There's still a lot they haven't heard about yet. 272 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:35,175 Can we agree that hopelessness is not a top-seller? 273 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,011 Thanks for coming out, folks. 274 00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:13,046 Congratulations, Joey, on your new home in the stars. 275 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:14,840 Thanks, Herb. 276 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,675 You know, to be honest, 277 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,219 this is actually coming at a pretty great time. 278 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,305 And that speech... 279 00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:25,392 you know, I felt like he was talking right to me. 280 00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:28,812 Anyway, thanks again. 281 00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,859 You look like a man who likes his personal space. 282 00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:36,361 Have a look at Kepler Crater. 283 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:40,199 Big lots, very quiet, beautiful views. 284 00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,702 What about all them aliens? 285 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,456 Well, not to put too fine a point on it, 286 00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:49,708 but, there's no such thing. 287 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,210 Yeah, says you. 288 00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,257 You don't know me, but I know you. 289 00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,551 And we both know the same other person. 290 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:03,222 And he said you've been losing too many bets to stay healthy. 291 00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:05,015 Well, wait. 292 00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:07,851 What do you think I'm doing here? Besides getting that person their money. 293 00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:10,187 Come on, here, okay? Here. 294 00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:13,941 Come back in the morning, I will definitely have more, okay? 295 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:17,402 Okay? 296 00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:30,207 Nurse Grayton to the holographic operating theater, please. 297 00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:42,135 Mr. Billings? 298 00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:49,434 I bought a D-Plex today, at the sales conference. 299 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,645 All thanks to you. Joey Shorter. 300 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:57,109 Hey, kid. Nice to meet you. I think-- I must be on the wrong floor. 301 00:21:57,109 --> 00:22:00,904 Oh, yeah. I mean, this floor has got the pretty tough cases. 302 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,533 Is that your mom in there? 303 00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:05,742 Yeah. 304 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,497 - Very sorry, kid. - It's okay. 305 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:17,379 - Well, wish I knew what to say. - Well, what you said this morning 306 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:20,007 really made all the difference in the world, Mr. Billings. You know? 307 00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:23,302 I haven't let myself look forward to anything, 308 00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:24,678 since all this happened. 309 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:27,222 Well, that means the world to hear you say that, kid. 310 00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:33,937 - Can I tell you something, Joey? - Sure. 311 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:47,367 I'm gonna upgrade you to a nicer unit, on me. 312 00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:50,245 That way, if your dad or your girlfriend 313 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:53,207 - wants to come up and visit... - That's amazing. 314 00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:59,379 I mean, I don't really have a girlfriend or a dad, but... 315 00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:03,675 Well, hey, you're doing great without them. 316 00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:06,303 And your mom is a real lucky lady to have you. 317 00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:08,639 Thanks, mister. 318 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:26,907 "Congratulations. A fantastic new world awaits you. 319 00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:29,785 Welcome to the Brightside Lunar Residences..." 320 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:39,419 Another round of the good stuff. 321 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:42,506 Anybody tells you that the flush mechanism on the men's urinal 322 00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:46,426 is an accident-free device is a liar and a liability, okay? 323 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,136 You mean the thing you just push down? 324 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,973 That's very funny, Shirley. I may never shake your hand again. 325 00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:52,933 Then it's good you didn't have any sales to close today. 326 00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:54,101 Oh, Herb. 327 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:57,980 You know, somehow your closing one is sadder than my zero. 328 00:23:57,980 --> 00:23:59,857 Technically, it's better. 329 00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:02,526 Yeah, shut up, Herb-- See, this is the true tragedy 330 00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:05,112 of Jack fucking us and leaving us to die in a ditch. 331 00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:07,072 It sets brother against brother. 332 00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,658 Don't blame Jack you got beat up by a urinal, 333 00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:11,451 if you're really sticking with that story. 334 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,538 Urinal all the way, Shirley. And why stop at Jack? 335 00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:18,500 It's every boss who ever shat the bed and made his loyal troops lie in it. 336 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,962 Like Stan freaking Jenkins up there on the goddamn moon. 337 00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:24,882 Thanks a lot, Stan. He doesn't even know we exist down here, 338 00:24:24,882 --> 00:24:28,218 let alone sweat and bleed and need money, 339 00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:32,181 and get unjustly fucking crippled. 340 00:24:32,181 --> 00:24:35,601 If Jack is really gone, do we still have a job? 341 00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:38,061 We have until someone says we don't. 342 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:41,940 'Cause I'll probably need to inform Betty if I'm unemployed. 343 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:45,235 All right, nobody get more hysterical. Jack's coming back. 344 00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:47,738 I will give you five-to-fucking-one on that. 345 00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:49,948 There would have to be a really good reason 346 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:52,451 for Jack to just leave us to die alone in a ditch. 347 00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,078 And while he did look pretty upset, 348 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,539 he definitely would have told us if he actually was, 349 00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,250 because our team is like our family, except at work. 350 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:02,669 So, probably everything is just fine. 351 00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:08,133 - Thanks a lot, Herb. I feel a lot better. - Good. 352 00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:16,266 Yeah, come in. 353 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,646 Here to make your stay more pleasant. 354 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:24,775 Wait. 355 00:25:46,255 --> 00:25:47,840 Have a wonderful evening. 356 00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:38,140 Hello, guest. May I help you with your transportation? 357 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,561 Mr. Billings? 358 00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:45,898 - Mr. Billings! - Hey, morning, kid. Sorry, I can't chat. 359 00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:47,482 Hey. Yeah, I hate to trouble you, 360 00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:49,693 but I think there's been a mix-up with my application. 361 00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:51,987 See, I got this this morning from the moon. 362 00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:54,907 I guess I must have gotten rejected or something. 363 00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:57,159 Yeah. These-- 364 00:26:57,159 --> 00:27:00,120 It's the damn finance guys, they're not even half-human. 365 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:03,248 Do you think I could talk to them? They gave me back too much money. 366 00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:05,709 Don't waste your breath. You're gonna find a great way to use it. 367 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:07,503 Right, but I don't want it back. 368 00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:09,963 I got nothing for me down here. 369 00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:11,340 Okay, kid. 370 00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:19,097 Your problems will be waiting for you up there too. 371 00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:21,058 You don't know that. 372 00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:22,893 I do. Better than anyone. 373 00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:29,024 I like to see my customers happy, not playing themselves for a fool. Okay? 374 00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:34,446 So you canceled my sale then, huh? 375 00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:37,491 You know, you're-- 376 00:27:38,116 --> 00:27:41,703 You talked a big game about me grabbing hold of my life, 377 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:44,206 but then you know my life better than me, right? 378 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,043 You're full of shit, mister. 379 00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:02,015 That was nice, kid. That's nicely done. 380 00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:03,517 Screw you. 381 00:28:04,893 --> 00:28:06,812 The one thing I had to look forward to... 382 00:28:06,812 --> 00:28:10,190 Well, you know, there are other things. 383 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:14,403 You're a great kid, you're not afraid to stick up for yourself. 384 00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:16,405 Not too bad at thinking on your feet either. 385 00:28:16,405 --> 00:28:19,408 - That's the makings of something. - Oh, yeah, wow, thanks. 386 00:28:19,408 --> 00:28:22,411 Well, I know what I just saw. And I'd start you at 10%. 387 00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:27,249 It's not curing diseases or stopping wars, 388 00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:30,169 but sometimes, giving folks a new dream to dream 389 00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:32,421 can make all the difference. And you'd be good at it. 390 00:28:32,421 --> 00:28:34,256 I could teach you a few things along the way. 391 00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:36,592 Are you lying to me again? 392 00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:40,637 Sorry about that, kid. 393 00:28:41,555 --> 00:28:43,307 Here's an honest deal. 394 00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:44,933 You come work for me, 395 00:28:45,434 --> 00:28:48,854 and pretty soon you'll have so much going on for you down here, 396 00:28:48,854 --> 00:28:51,690 you'll forget all about running away to the moon. 397 00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:56,361 I don't have any... 398 00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:00,115 nice clothes. 399 00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:03,452 Well, we better get you a suit then. 400 00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:12,836 All right, hop in. 401 00:29:20,719 --> 00:29:23,722 Here we go. We got lives to change. 402 00:29:42,991 --> 00:29:46,036 - Is that-- - Yeah. Joey. 403 00:29:47,871 --> 00:29:49,873 Gonna shape up into quite a young man. 404 00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,167 Wow, Jack. 405 00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:55,963 He's beautiful. The both of you. 406 00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:59,299 Well, thanks for kicking my ass about it. He needed somebody. 407 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,844 This is better than a dream. 408 00:30:03,762 --> 00:30:05,013 Love you, Ma. 409 00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:15,774 Moon river, wider than a mile 410 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,360 - I'm crossing you in style - The voice of the law! 411 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:19,945 Hope I'm not in trouble. 412 00:30:23,699 --> 00:30:28,078 I'm loving life, Jack. Living on the Brightside, thanks to you! 413 00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:29,746 Thank you, Buck. 414 00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:32,457 You know it means the world to see our customers happy. 415 00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:34,418 Oh, Lord, Jack. 416 00:30:34,418 --> 00:30:37,504 Don't tell me you've been out there without your suit and helmet. 417 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:41,216 No need to worry. They got a bubble, covers this whole place, 418 00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:42,718 keeps us safe and sound. 419 00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:46,263 Right. 420 00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:52,102 I forget sometimes, but y'all thought of everything. 421 00:30:52,102 --> 00:30:55,147 Well, couldn't have done any of it without you. 422 00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:57,774 I'm gonna head back down to Earth now, okay? 423 00:30:57,774 --> 00:30:59,234 All right, don't you think of leaving 424 00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:02,321 without paying your respects to Mr. Jenkins. 425 00:31:03,155 --> 00:31:04,156 I'd never. 426 00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:18,253 Well, I'll see you around, Sheriff. The galaxy is in your hands. 427 00:31:23,675 --> 00:31:30,349 Moon River, wider than a mile 428 00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:36,396 I'm crossing you in style some day 429 00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:04,216 Guys! Hey. We got Joey Shorter here. 430 00:32:04,216 --> 00:32:07,886 Eddie, Herb. Joey Shorter, Shirley Stedman. 431 00:32:13,809 --> 00:32:15,894 The Sea of Serenity.