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Hit me again, Nat.
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Hey there, fella. My eyes are up here.
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Bottoms up.
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How's that soup there, boss?
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It's probably cold.
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Well, at least the oyster crackers
are still shipshape.
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So, is the wife dying?
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- What?
- Or did she pass away already?
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Is that what you're over here drinking at?
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I'm just after some peace and quiet.
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Well, that's good news about the wife.
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Family. Man's top treasure.
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Your house didn't burn down, did it?
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Look, mister,
I got enough problems of my own.
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I don't need you coming in here
and making up more for me, okay?
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Wait, I got it. It just hit me.
You're just a good man.
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You worked hard your whole life to give
this family the life that they deserve,
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and it adds up to you're drowning in debt.
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And all the latest-greatest, useless junk.
And your ulcer and hemorrhoids.
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Of course, not heartburn,
like you guzzled jet fuel and lit a cigar,
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makes laying down
to sleep every night a torture.
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But who needs sleep?
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When they gave your job of 30 years
to some floating tin can
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and your dignity along with it, right?
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So, it's no surprise, no shame.
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But you're over here daydreaming
the getaway of a lifetime,
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straight down,
right off the nearest bridge.
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I'll tell you, the fact
that you haven't slugged me yet,
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it means that you've got
enough hope left in you
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to hear the one word
that is gonna save your life.
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You get hit a lot?
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Well, every time I'm wrong.
But it's been a while.
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You left out the part I got a daughter
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who don't pick up the phone when I call.
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You got a magic word that fixes that one?
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First, I just wanna show you something, okay?
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What's that?
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That is from the Sea of Serenity.
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It's 243,000 miles above us,
on the bright side of the moon.
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My son picked that out for me.
That's my prized possession.
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Wow.
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Well, there you go. You said it yourself.
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- What?
- "Wow."
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That's the one word
none of us can live without.
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And I will promise you this,
hand on heart,
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{\an8}hundreds of happy folks to vouch.
You'll be saying,
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{\an8}"Wow, I love living on the moon."
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- That's another thing I can't afford.
- Where'd you see a price tag?
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I'm not stupid, mister.
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No, you're just so beat down,
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you see something you like,
you think it's out of reach.
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Hey there, fella. My eyes are up here.
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- Is this the one here with the pool? Or--
- That's the same model that I'm in.
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I'll tell you what, it's big enough
that you can invite the mother-in-law
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and not see her for days.
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You have that?
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Yep. Me and my family,
right there in the C-Plex.
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Wow.
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Why don't I take it home?
I'll give it a think.
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Oh, right. The pros and cons.
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Exactly.
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You know who does pros and cons?
Hunks of metal like her.
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Which is why she'll never fall in love
or drive too fast or have kids
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or do any of the crazy things
that make life worth the price.
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And it's why she's stuck
in the same day, every day.
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While fools like me and you,
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we get to dream on a better tomorrow.
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Shit. You're smiling.
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- You know that?
- Jesus Christ. This is nuts.
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How's it feel to be back among the living?
This time, don't let it slip away.
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- What's that?
- That's just what we said.
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Zero down, 150 a month,
and it's yours for a scribble.
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Hey. You wake up tomorrow,
you don't like it, we rip it right up.
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But, you know what?
There is a catch, though.
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You've got to promise me
that you're gonna call your daughter.
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And you tell her life is too short
and you love her.
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And her room is ready
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whenever she wants to fly up
and spend some time with Dad.
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Okay.
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Morning, friend.
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Hello, neighbor.
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Have a bright, smiling day.
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All right, honey. I'll see you tonight.
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Bye, sweetie.
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Hi, there. I'm out delivering smiles.
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Such a nice bird.
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Here's my next stop.
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Oops. After you.
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Hi, there. I'm out delivering smiles.
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No one here is not a dreamer, am I right?
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Not in a world like this,
where you can have it all.
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And that's what I want for you
and your families.
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You wake up to the earthrise
out your bedroom window.
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Your wife out on her lunar garden.
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Your boy shagging flies
on the zero-G diamond.
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That's the dream you all deserve.
I mean, come on.
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Why should the rich and the famous
get our moon all to themselves? No, sir.
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The Brightside,
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that's a place for real people
to start fresh, unwind, retire.
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Not to mention, you own an asset
your kids will be grateful for.
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So, please, take a minute. Just a minute.
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And sit down
with our top-notch sales associates.
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And start living
your brighter tomorrow, today. All right?
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All right.
Thanks for listening. Thank you.
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Warm room, Jack. Nice work.
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I'm gonna have cramping
from all the closing shakes in here.
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I think I may have enjoyed your speech
the most of anyone.
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Good. Okay.
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Ed, you take the new parents up front.
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Remind them life is still fun sometimes.
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Easy money. God, how babies adore me.
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Herb, you take Granny and Gramps.
Golf, golf, and no taxes.
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Got it, got it, and got it.
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No excuses for not cleaning up in here.
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I can close in here
with multiple seeping cold sores, okay?
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And I'm going to have
an excellent sales performance.
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- I think I just said that.
- Hey, guys.
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Remember, we're not just selling.
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- We're changing lives.
- Changing lives.
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- Got it. Got it.
- Done.
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You see that gentleman
over there and his daughter?
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They're ready to go.
Take care of him, okay?
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Upgrades, perks, everything we got.
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Usually I run those by HQ.
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Oh, Shirl, we're gonna make them
so much goddamn money tonight,
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we can afford to be good people.
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Mr. Jack Billings, please.
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- Damn it.
- What?
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It's from the moon. Stan Jenkins.
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He wants us pushing through
to Vistaville tomorrow.
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Well, he's an idiot.
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There's good money here,
and that's an all-night drive.
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Easy, Shirl.
He did build this company from scratch.
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And now he's sitting on the moon
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thinking he knows our turf
better than we do.
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Yeah, so maybe he's an idiot too.
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But don't the folks of Vistaville
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deserve to live their dreams
like everybody else?
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Whizzing out to second.
Leaving fliers flying in all six zones.
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I've been thinking
about what you said, Ed.
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About moving up there.
The moon might be nice.
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Yeah, not for your husband.
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So everybody gets what they deserve.
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No. Yeah? Really?
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Yeah? Well then, here I come, Vistaville,
'cause my baby and me...
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are going to the moon. Really?
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You ever worked Vistaville?
Just any tips from past experience.
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Yeah, but it was forever ago.
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You sound almost worried, Jack.
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Seven up, and what a whiz that is.
Boy, I thought that was it.
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Yes. Come on.
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What's this fun time about to cost you?
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A medium amount, Shirley.
We never assume defeat. Come on.
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And the throw's in, and he's out.
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- No, he's not!
- No zone!
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You cross-eyed half-wit limp-noodle bums!
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Was that your big plan to get us up there?
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I got some family there, is all.
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That's great. I mean,
family is a top source of inspiration.
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And motivation.
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Like, I think I told you
my Betty is expecting.
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Twins. Which they say
is two and a half times the cost.
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{\an8}I keep telling her, I've been
working with Brightside two months now.
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- Well, nine weeks, almost.
- Yeah, we're here, Herb.
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Of course. Perfect.
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Yeah. Why don't you head in?
I got a stop to make.
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Whatever it is, I'd love to help.
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You just start ringing those doorbells
and fill the seats for me.
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Which I can do. Of course. You know?
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Got it. Thanks.
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Good morning, guest.
Can I help with your bags?
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You win again.
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- Oh, Ma.
- Jacky. Come.
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Your note said you were dying. Come on.
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Well, you wish it were true.
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- No.
- One of these days it will be,
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and you'll regret every minute
you left me alone in this gulag.
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It's been a busy couple of months for me.
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I'm with a new outfit, Regional Manager.
I think I told you.
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Doesn't matter, Jacky.
Nothing matters anymore.
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It's all too sad in too many ways.
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I know. But whatever it is,
we always get through it, right?
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Not this time.
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It's Marie, Jack. Your Marie.
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She's in the hospital.
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Run down outside her house by one
of those vans with the goddamn bird.
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And poor Joey.
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Your baby boy's mother in a coma.
How can anyone stand it?
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Yeah, I know.
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You know what?
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I don't know--
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He's, you know-- He's almost 20 now.
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He wouldn't even recognize me.
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Don't try to fool me, Jack.
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I can tell, you're heartbroken.
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Ma, she hasn't been my Marie for 18 years.
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And, sure, we all wish
it worked out better.
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But I think everybody has moved on
except for you.
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It's not too late. Go see them.
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They don't need me
screwing things up for them
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more than they already are.
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What a wiz you are,
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for talking yourself
out of every hard part of life!
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I'm here, aren't I?
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Hey, how is the new room working out?
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This garden view is nice, huh?
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You were the same with your father.
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You know, I got people to meet. Gotta go.
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Don't leave yet, Jacky. Five more minutes.
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Love you, Ma. Next time, okay?
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Go see them! Your boy needs you.
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Three, two, one, blastoff.
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To a new beginning beyond the stars.
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Luna, mother of dreams.
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First, she was
Earth's most critical mining resource,
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then the play-place of the upper crust.
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But now, thanks to visionary entrepreneur
Mr. Stanley Jenkins
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and the Brightside Corporation,
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she is host to the moon-based community
all of us deserve.
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Our collection of fully-furnished
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and value-priced units
fit the family budget.
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Good morning, son.
Big sales conference tonight.
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Home is where
the happiness is, not the headaches.
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Where you're free and easy
to be your best.
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To live, love, and laugh,
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and leave the strains and stresses
of yesterday's world behind.
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So join Buck Manzell,
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{\an8}star of television's Space Sheriff,
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and the rest of our exclusive club
of daring pioneers and happy families.
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And start living
your brighter tomorrow, today.
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Jacky, boy! You read me?
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Still caught up in that
goddamn terrestrial rat race?
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Loud and clear, Buck!
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That's the fellow
from Space Sheriff, Leann. That's him!
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Imagine he came by for a cup of sugar.
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Then let me tell these good folks.
True as Texas toast,
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ain't nothing but ice teas
and real-deal living up here.
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No neckties, tax men.
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No mosquitoes or traffic jams.
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So, who's the goddamn genius now, Jack?
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Well, you said it, Buck.
Thanks for calling in.
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And don't none of you forget,
ain't no law in the stars but me.
243
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:13,116
Well, you heard it
straight from Buck, so, I won't
244
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,452
waste your good time telling you twice.
245
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:21,333
But, when I think of the Brightside,
my wife out in our lunar garden
246
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:25,753
and my boy shagging flies
on our zero-G diamond.
247
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,464
My--
248
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,343
My beautiful family...
249
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,730
You know what? Explain this to me.
250
00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:48,861
We live with miracles at our fingertips.
251
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:53,198
We fly to the stars, we split atoms.
We got robots taking out the trash.
252
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,283
Why...
253
00:17:55,284 --> 00:18:00,747
are we all still waiting
to live our dreams?
254
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,332
It--
255
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,669
Well, there's a technical term
for that in my business.
256
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,379
That's called a shit deal.
257
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,216
Our best days
are piling up in the rearview,
258
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:16,221
and that hope that keeps us going,
259
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:18,182
it's wearing down to the bone.
260
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,270
Some of us are losing people we love.
261
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,230
And just like that,
262
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:30,152
any day now, that turns into too late.
263
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:32,279
Gone forever.
264
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:36,074
Because every day
that we're not living for now...
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00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:42,206
right now, we're waiting around dying.
266
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:46,293
One empty promise at a time.
267
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:49,421
I'm not waiting around anymore,
goddamn it.
268
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,133
And neither should you.
269
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,387
The time is now...
270
00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:02,100
and regret's a killer worse than death.
271
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,421
There's still a lot
they haven't heard about yet.
272
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:35,175
Can we agree
that hopelessness is not a top-seller?
273
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,011
Thanks for coming out, folks.
274
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:13,046
Congratulations, Joey,
on your new home in the stars.
275
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:14,840
Thanks, Herb.
276
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,675
You know, to be honest,
277
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,219
this is actually coming
at a pretty great time.
278
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,305
And that speech...
279
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:25,392
you know,
I felt like he was talking right to me.
280
00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:28,812
Anyway, thanks again.
281
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,859
You look like a man
who likes his personal space.
282
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:36,361
Have a look at Kepler Crater.
283
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:40,199
Big lots, very quiet, beautiful views.
284
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,702
What about all them aliens?
285
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,456
Well, not to put too fine a point on it,
286
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:49,708
but, there's no such thing.
287
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,210
Yeah, says you.
288
00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,257
You don't know me, but I know you.
289
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,551
And we both know the same other person.
290
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:03,222
And he said you've been losing
too many bets to stay healthy.
291
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:05,015
Well, wait.
292
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:07,851
What do you think I'm doing here?
Besides getting that person their money.
293
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:10,187
Come on, here, okay? Here.
294
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:13,941
Come back in the morning,
I will definitely have more, okay?
295
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:17,402
Okay?
296
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:30,207
Nurse Grayton to
the holographic operating theater, please.
297
00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:42,135
Mr. Billings?
298
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:49,434
I bought a D-Plex today,
at the sales conference.
299
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,645
All thanks to you. Joey Shorter.
300
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:57,109
Hey, kid. Nice to meet you.
I think-- I must be on the wrong floor.
301
00:21:57,109 --> 00:22:00,904
Oh, yeah. I mean,
this floor has got the pretty tough cases.
302
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,533
Is that your mom in there?
303
00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:05,742
Yeah.
304
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,497
- Very sorry, kid.
- It's okay.
305
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:17,379
- Well, wish I knew what to say.
- Well, what you said this morning
306
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:20,007
really made all the difference
in the world, Mr. Billings. You know?
307
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:23,302
I haven't let myself
look forward to anything,
308
00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:24,678
since all this happened.
309
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:27,222
Well, that means the world
to hear you say that, kid.
310
00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:33,937
- Can I tell you something, Joey?
- Sure.
311
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:47,367
I'm gonna upgrade you
to a nicer unit, on me.
312
00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:50,245
That way, if your dad or your girlfriend
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00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:53,207
- wants to come up and visit...
- That's amazing.
314
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:59,379
I mean, I don't really have
a girlfriend or a dad, but...
315
00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:03,675
Well, hey,
you're doing great without them.
316
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:06,303
And your mom is a real lucky lady
to have you.
317
00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:08,639
Thanks, mister.
318
00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:26,907
"Congratulations.
A fantastic new world awaits you.
319
00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:29,785
Welcome
to the Brightside Lunar Residences..."
320
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:39,419
Another round of the good stuff.
321
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:42,506
Anybody tells you that the flush mechanism
on the men's urinal
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00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:46,426
is an accident-free device
is a liar and a liability, okay?
323
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,136
You mean the thing you just push down?
324
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,973
That's very funny, Shirley.
I may never shake your hand again.
325
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:52,933
Then it's good you didn't have
any sales to close today.
326
00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:54,101
Oh, Herb.
327
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:57,980
You know, somehow your closing one
is sadder than my zero.
328
00:23:57,980 --> 00:23:59,857
Technically, it's better.
329
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:02,526
Yeah, shut up, Herb--
See, this is the true tragedy
330
00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:05,112
of Jack fucking us
and leaving us to die in a ditch.
331
00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:07,072
It sets brother against brother.
332
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,658
Don't blame Jack
you got beat up by a urinal,
333
00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:11,451
if you're really sticking with that story.
334
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,538
Urinal all the way, Shirley.
And why stop at Jack?
335
00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:18,500
It's every boss who ever shat the bed
and made his loyal troops lie in it.
336
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,962
Like Stan freaking Jenkins
up there on the goddamn moon.
337
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:24,882
Thanks a lot, Stan. He doesn't even know
we exist down here,
338
00:24:24,882 --> 00:24:28,218
let alone sweat and bleed and need money,
339
00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:32,181
and get unjustly fucking crippled.
340
00:24:32,181 --> 00:24:35,601
If Jack is really gone,
do we still have a job?
341
00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:38,061
We have until someone says we don't.
342
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:41,940
'Cause I'll probably need to inform Betty
if I'm unemployed.
343
00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:45,235
All right, nobody get more hysterical.
Jack's coming back.
344
00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:47,738
I will give you
five-to-fucking-one on that.
345
00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:49,948
There would have to be
a really good reason
346
00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:52,451
for Jack to just leave us
to die alone in a ditch.
347
00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,078
And while he did look pretty upset,
348
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,539
he definitely would have told us
if he actually was,
349
00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,250
because our team is like our family,
except at work.
350
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:02,669
So, probably everything is just fine.
351
00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:08,133
- Thanks a lot, Herb. I feel a lot better.
- Good.
352
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:16,266
Yeah, come in.
353
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,646
Here to make your stay more pleasant.
354
00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:24,775
Wait.
355
00:25:46,255 --> 00:25:47,840
Have a wonderful evening.
356
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:38,140
Hello, guest.
May I help you with your transportation?
357
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,561
Mr. Billings?
358
00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:45,898
- Mr. Billings!
- Hey, morning, kid. Sorry, I can't chat.
359
00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:47,482
Hey. Yeah, I hate to trouble you,
360
00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:49,693
but I think there's been a mix-up
with my application.
361
00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:51,987
See, I got this this morning
from the moon.
362
00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:54,907
I guess I must have gotten
rejected or something.
363
00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:57,159
Yeah. These--
364
00:26:57,159 --> 00:27:00,120
It's the damn finance guys,
they're not even half-human.
365
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:03,248
Do you think I could talk to them?
They gave me back too much money.
366
00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:05,709
Don't waste your breath.
You're gonna find a great way to use it.
367
00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:07,503
Right, but I don't want it back.
368
00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:09,963
I got nothing for me down here.
369
00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:11,340
Okay, kid.
370
00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:19,097
Your problems will be waiting for you
up there too.
371
00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:21,058
You don't know that.
372
00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:22,893
I do. Better than anyone.
373
00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:29,024
I like to see my customers happy,
not playing themselves for a fool. Okay?
374
00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:34,446
So you canceled my sale then, huh?
375
00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:37,491
You know, you're--
376
00:27:38,116 --> 00:27:41,703
You talked a big game
about me grabbing hold of my life,
377
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:44,206
but then you know my life
better than me, right?
378
00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,043
You're full of shit, mister.
379
00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:02,015
That was nice, kid. That's nicely done.
380
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:03,517
Screw you.
381
00:28:04,893 --> 00:28:06,812
The one thing I had to look forward to...
382
00:28:06,812 --> 00:28:10,190
Well, you know, there are other things.
383
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:14,403
You're a great kid, you're
not afraid to stick up for yourself.
384
00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:16,405
Not too bad at thinking
on your feet either.
385
00:28:16,405 --> 00:28:19,408
- That's the makings of something.
- Oh, yeah, wow, thanks.
386
00:28:19,408 --> 00:28:22,411
Well, I know what I just saw.
And I'd start you at 10%.
387
00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:27,249
It's not curing diseases or stopping wars,
388
00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:30,169
but sometimes,
giving folks a new dream to dream
389
00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:32,421
can make all the difference.
And you'd be good at it.
390
00:28:32,421 --> 00:28:34,256
I could teach you a few things
along the way.
391
00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:36,592
Are you lying to me again?
392
00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:40,637
Sorry about that, kid.
393
00:28:41,555 --> 00:28:43,307
Here's an honest deal.
394
00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:44,933
You come work for me,
395
00:28:45,434 --> 00:28:48,854
and pretty soon you'll have so much
going on for you down here,
396
00:28:48,854 --> 00:28:51,690
you'll forget all about
running away to the moon.
397
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:56,361
I don't have any...
398
00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:00,115
nice clothes.
399
00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:03,452
Well, we better get you a suit then.
400
00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:12,836
All right, hop in.
401
00:29:20,719 --> 00:29:23,722
Here we go. We got lives to change.
402
00:29:42,991 --> 00:29:46,036
- Is that--
- Yeah. Joey.
403
00:29:47,871 --> 00:29:49,873
Gonna shape up into quite a young man.
404
00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,167
Wow, Jack.
405
00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:55,963
He's beautiful. The both of you.
406
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:59,299
Well, thanks for kicking my ass about it.
He needed somebody.
407
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,844
This is better than a dream.
408
00:30:03,762 --> 00:30:05,013
Love you, Ma.
409
00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:15,774
Moon river, wider than a mile
410
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,360
- I'm crossing you in style
- The voice of the law!
411
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:19,945
Hope I'm not in trouble.
412
00:30:23,699 --> 00:30:28,078
I'm loving life, Jack.
Living on the Brightside, thanks to you!
413
00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:29,746
Thank you, Buck.
414
00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:32,457
You know it means the world
to see our customers happy.
415
00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:34,418
Oh, Lord, Jack.
416
00:30:34,418 --> 00:30:37,504
Don't tell me you've been out there
without your suit and helmet.
417
00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:41,216
No need to worry. They got a bubble,
covers this whole place,
418
00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:42,718
keeps us safe and sound.
419
00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:46,263
Right.
420
00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:52,102
I forget sometimes,
but y'all thought of everything.
421
00:30:52,102 --> 00:30:55,147
Well, couldn't have done
any of it without you.
422
00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:57,774
I'm gonna head back down
to Earth now, okay?
423
00:30:57,774 --> 00:30:59,234
All right, don't you think of leaving
424
00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:02,321
without paying your respects
to Mr. Jenkins.
425
00:31:03,155 --> 00:31:04,156
I'd never.
426
00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:18,253
Well, I'll see you around, Sheriff.
The galaxy is in your hands.
427
00:31:23,675 --> 00:31:30,349
Moon River, wider than a mile
428
00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:36,396
I'm crossing you in style some day
429
00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:04,216
Guys! Hey. We got Joey Shorter here.
430
00:32:04,216 --> 00:32:07,886
Eddie, Herb.
Joey Shorter, Shirley Stedman.
431
00:32:13,809 --> 00:32:15,894
The Sea of Serenity.