1 00:00:21,585 --> 00:00:23,503 I love playing with you, bhaiyya. 2 00:00:23,503 --> 00:00:26,214 Me, too. You're the best, bhaiyya. 3 00:00:28,967 --> 00:00:30,844 Hey, how'd your meeting go? 4 00:00:30,844 --> 00:00:33,555 Good news. I got the Space-X contract! 5 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:35,056 Yay! 6 00:00:35,557 --> 00:00:38,894 And I even found a great factory that meets all the requirements. 7 00:00:38,894 --> 00:00:40,520 Yay! 8 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,899 And the best news of all; we're moving to Pittsburgh! 9 00:00:46,276 --> 00:00:47,277 Pittsburgh? 10 00:00:47,277 --> 00:00:48,779 What is a Pittsburgh? 11 00:00:48,779 --> 00:00:50,572 Our new home. 12 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:52,616 I like that! 13 00:01:12,719 --> 00:01:14,846 Sounds like you had a great life in India. 14 00:01:14,846 --> 00:01:15,889 Heaven. 15 00:01:15,889 --> 00:01:18,975 And in less than a year, my beautiful Indian family fell apart. 16 00:01:21,061 --> 00:01:25,273 {\an8}So, how does a beautiful Indian family completely fall apart? 17 00:01:25,273 --> 00:01:26,399 Well... 18 00:01:26,399 --> 00:01:27,984 What are you doing? 19 00:01:27,984 --> 00:01:29,027 Let's recap. 20 00:01:29,027 --> 00:01:31,404 A beautiful Indian family moves to Pittsburgh. 21 00:01:31,404 --> 00:01:34,783 Dead rabbits appear on their doorstep and they blame their white neighbors. 22 00:01:34,783 --> 00:01:36,034 It all snowballs. 23 00:01:36,034 --> 00:01:38,829 Their daughter, Bhanu, falls in love with a boy named Stu. 24 00:01:38,829 --> 00:01:42,749 Kamal falls in love with his teacher and Vinod falls in love with garbage. 25 00:01:42,749 --> 00:01:44,960 BhanStu starts selling drugs from Ohio. 26 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:47,087 Sudha poisons Janice with a brownie. 27 00:01:47,087 --> 00:01:49,297 then poisons the garbage man with Mitables. 28 00:01:49,297 --> 00:01:52,551 Mahesh goes hunting with Jimbo but shoots Terry Toyota. 29 00:01:52,551 --> 00:01:57,055 Bhanu gets baptized to get with Stu but Sudha commits Incestion to break them up. 30 00:01:57,055 --> 00:02:01,101 Mrs. Mills sabotages Kamal's grades, so Mahesh tries to get her canned. 31 00:02:01,101 --> 00:02:04,062 $tunt$ puts BhanStu back on the love train 32 00:02:04,062 --> 00:02:06,314 while Mahesh's rocket factory fails to launch. 33 00:02:06,314 --> 00:02:10,193 Now, everyone has a motive and we still have no idea who started the fire. 34 00:02:10,193 --> 00:02:12,320 Bravo for that tour de farce. 35 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:16,199 But Sudha has the strongest motive. She wanted to go back to India. 36 00:02:16,199 --> 00:02:19,870 - What better way than get deported. - How about just going back to India? 37 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:21,079 That's not how Sudha thinks. 38 00:02:21,079 --> 00:02:23,707 She wanted her whole family to go with her. 39 00:02:23,707 --> 00:02:26,251 Step one: Ruin her daughter's relationship. 40 00:02:26,251 --> 00:02:28,920 Step two: Sabotage her husband's company. 41 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:31,298 But she's co-president of that company. 42 00:02:31,298 --> 00:02:35,135 Why would she go to all that trouble to manipulate her co-co-president? 43 00:02:35,135 --> 00:02:38,179 You have no idea how manipulative Sudha is. 44 00:02:38,179 --> 00:02:42,100 I asked Vinod to draw a picture of his family. 45 00:02:44,394 --> 00:02:45,729 Notice anything? 46 00:02:45,729 --> 00:02:47,939 The original's a forgery. 47 00:02:47,939 --> 00:02:50,275 - So, who drew it? - Mummy dearest. 48 00:02:51,943 --> 00:02:55,864 She's trying to manipulate us. Two can play at that game. 49 00:02:55,864 --> 00:02:58,491 Sudha, we're on your side here. 50 00:02:58,491 --> 00:03:01,912 So, your business was floundering. That must've been hard on you. 51 00:03:01,912 --> 00:03:04,831 We tried to get investment from every billionaire, 52 00:03:04,831 --> 00:03:07,542 rapper and celebrity we thought would invest in rockets. 53 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:11,129 Beats by Dre. Rockets by Dre. 54 00:03:12,297 --> 00:03:14,382 Everyone loves Oprah's book club, 55 00:03:14,382 --> 00:03:18,053 but people are going to love Oprah's rocket club! 56 00:03:18,053 --> 00:03:21,806 You get a rocket! You get a rocket! You get a rocket! 57 00:03:23,391 --> 00:03:26,311 Everyone knows Shark Tank should be called Mark Tank 58 00:03:26,311 --> 00:03:27,729 because you're the man, Mr. Cuban. 59 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:30,398 All we need is a two million dollar investment. 60 00:03:30,398 --> 00:03:33,443 I'm at work, I'm at an event. Who gave you this Zoom link? 61 00:03:34,194 --> 00:03:35,904 Damn! I thought I had that one. 62 00:03:37,447 --> 00:03:40,158 Bhanu, thank you for your candor but let's cut to the chase. 63 00:03:40,158 --> 00:03:42,243 Why did Stu get banned from Ohio? 64 00:03:42,243 --> 00:03:45,163 It all started with Stu eating a bear claw. 65 00:03:45,163 --> 00:03:48,625 - Mmm! - But I wanted to get my bear claws in him. 66 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:52,462 My parents are gone all weekend. So, we got my bed, we got their bed, 67 00:03:52,462 --> 00:03:55,340 Or if you're feeling kinky, my shower has a handrail. 68 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:57,217 We put it in for my Gammy. 69 00:03:57,217 --> 00:04:00,387 I don't want my first time at your parents' house. 70 00:04:00,387 --> 00:04:03,098 Phantom's off the table, thanks to your parents. 71 00:04:03,098 --> 00:04:05,183 - Mm. - Gave me PTSD. 72 00:04:05,183 --> 00:04:08,478 - Phantom... Trauma... Sudha... Dad. - You just come up with that? 73 00:04:08,478 --> 00:04:10,897 One of my dyslexia exercises is to do anocryms. 74 00:04:10,897 --> 00:04:11,982 Acronyms. 75 00:04:11,982 --> 00:04:13,316 That's what I said. 76 00:04:13,316 --> 00:04:15,610 Dude, these bear claws are so sick! 77 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:18,154 As Stu made love to that bear claw, 78 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:21,199 I thought of the perfect place for us to make love. 79 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:23,326 Hold on, this is too mature. 80 00:04:23,326 --> 00:04:24,911 Boys, go get a snack. 81 00:04:24,911 --> 00:04:27,831 I'm not so innocent. I've seen Frasier. 82 00:04:27,831 --> 00:04:31,042 Besides, Bhanu isn't the only Pradeep who tangled with romance. 83 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:35,755 Kamal's right. We too dove head first into the stormy lake of amore, 84 00:04:35,755 --> 00:04:37,549 no life jackets. 85 00:04:37,549 --> 00:04:40,510 Unfortunately, I was dragged into a maelstrom of family betrayal 86 00:04:40,510 --> 00:04:41,970 by an anchor named Vinod. 87 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:44,848 This little fella? How could this guy be an anchor? 88 00:04:44,848 --> 00:04:47,267 Trust me, I can and I was. 89 00:04:47,267 --> 00:04:49,060 It had all began so promising. 90 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:52,897 I had finally come out of my shell and love was on the horizon. 91 00:04:52,897 --> 00:04:56,067 Mrs. Mills, I'd like to trade scene partners for our play assignment. 92 00:04:56,067 --> 00:04:58,236 What's wrong with Hershel? Is it 'cause he smells? 93 00:04:58,236 --> 00:05:00,780 I know, but he says it's for religious reasons, 94 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:03,283 so we have to put up with it. Legally. 95 00:05:03,283 --> 00:05:04,784 Hey, Kamal. 96 00:05:04,784 --> 00:05:07,245 I was hoping to thespian with Lexi. 97 00:05:07,245 --> 00:05:09,873 Ooh, a new English class romance! 98 00:05:09,873 --> 00:05:14,044 Just like Liam and Caitlyn last semester. But not as doomed. 99 00:05:14,044 --> 00:05:16,171 Liam was way out of her league. 100 00:05:16,171 --> 00:05:20,383 "The Winds of Sorrow and Blood." 101 00:05:20,383 --> 00:05:22,719 It doesn't sound romantic. What else you got? 102 00:05:22,719 --> 00:05:26,431 Well, that's what acting's for, silly. You make it your own. 103 00:05:26,431 --> 00:05:28,433 I will make it my own. 104 00:05:30,018 --> 00:05:33,354 If you made me choose, I'd pick Yes Man over Yes Day. 105 00:05:33,354 --> 00:05:35,106 It's a real Sophie's Choice. 106 00:05:35,106 --> 00:05:36,816 Oh, I love that movie. 107 00:05:36,816 --> 00:05:39,527 Mo refused to let me put it on our watch list. 108 00:05:39,527 --> 00:05:42,489 The thing is, I like good movies. 109 00:05:42,489 --> 00:05:45,283 That's it. We're over. 110 00:05:45,283 --> 00:05:48,453 But why? I keep telling you how happy we are. 111 00:05:48,453 --> 00:05:51,790 You're too controlling. I just want to be with someone fun. 112 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:53,083 Is this about Vinod? 113 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:55,001 I'd never get between you two. 114 00:05:55,001 --> 00:05:56,669 You're between us right now. 115 00:05:56,669 --> 00:05:58,546 I'm not hating it. 116 00:06:06,805 --> 00:06:08,723 The herald returns with news of war. 117 00:06:08,723 --> 00:06:11,851 S'up. The horrors we've seen, baby. 118 00:06:11,851 --> 00:06:15,313 The sorrow and the blood. So much sorrow and blood. 119 00:06:15,313 --> 00:06:16,898 Know what I mean? 120 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:20,068 Now, blow her a kiss. 121 00:06:20,068 --> 00:06:21,361 There you go, killer. 122 00:06:21,361 --> 00:06:23,238 What the hell are you doing? 123 00:06:23,238 --> 00:06:24,489 Making it my own. 124 00:06:24,489 --> 00:06:29,410 The wounds fester upon what's left of my sexy cleaved foot, baby. 125 00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:32,831 - Ever get with a cleaved foot? - Ooh! Such passion! 126 00:06:32,831 --> 00:06:34,457 Don't you think, Lexi? 127 00:06:34,457 --> 00:06:36,626 Can I get a new scene partner? 128 00:06:36,626 --> 00:06:39,254 Well, it's either Kamal or... stinky Hershel. 129 00:06:43,133 --> 00:06:47,095 I'm in love with Willa, but I can't talk to Mo about it. 130 00:06:47,095 --> 00:06:49,055 You're the only other person I know. 131 00:06:49,055 --> 00:06:51,766 Look Willa in the eye and tell her you care. 132 00:06:51,766 --> 00:06:53,476 I'm no good with words. 133 00:06:53,476 --> 00:06:57,147 Actions, my friend. Just take her somewhere cool. 134 00:06:59,065 --> 00:07:00,733 Know I'm rooting for you, loser. 135 00:07:02,402 --> 00:07:04,737 Bhan-Bhan, what are we doing here? 136 00:07:04,737 --> 00:07:06,656 Welcome to our love nest. 137 00:07:09,367 --> 00:07:11,244 I was inspired by your bear claw. 138 00:07:11,244 --> 00:07:14,956 Lexi's aunt's bakery truck. This is so us! 139 00:07:16,124 --> 00:07:17,041 BhanStu. 140 00:07:22,130 --> 00:07:24,757 I, uh, I have something for you. 141 00:07:26,009 --> 00:07:28,011 It's like a dumb thing I made. 142 00:07:28,011 --> 00:07:30,722 - Is that the chain from my old bike? - Yeah. 143 00:07:30,722 --> 00:07:32,515 From when we first met on the side of the road. 144 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:37,520 I love it. 145 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:40,565 - I got one, too. Linked. - Oh. 146 00:07:52,243 --> 00:07:55,580 It's clear all three of you were exploring Love American Style. 147 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:56,789 I loved that show. 148 00:07:56,789 --> 00:07:59,459 Great. Now that that's settled, can we go? 149 00:08:00,418 --> 00:08:03,755 One of you is on the path that led to the Mills' house being burned down. 150 00:08:03,755 --> 00:08:05,590 Whose path do you find most titillating? 151 00:08:05,590 --> 00:08:09,093 Let's see. You had the boring play, Bhanu had the bakery truck 152 00:08:09,093 --> 00:08:10,929 I'm gonna go with Big V. 153 00:08:10,929 --> 00:08:12,847 Booyah! Big V for the win! 154 00:08:12,847 --> 00:08:15,433 - What was your next move? - Rocket factory. 155 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:17,018 I knew I picked right. 156 00:08:18,186 --> 00:08:20,730 Have you ever seen anything like it? 157 00:08:20,730 --> 00:08:23,483 Yes, my uncle's toothpaste warehouse. 158 00:08:23,483 --> 00:08:26,110 I thought there'd be cool rockets and stuff. 159 00:08:26,110 --> 00:08:30,531 Well, there will be, one day. Unfortunately, my dad shot his investor. 160 00:08:30,531 --> 00:08:32,033 Now, that sounds cool. 161 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,660 It was Terry Toyota. 162 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:38,331 ♪ Prices aren't scary when you come to Terry's... ♪ 163 00:08:38,331 --> 00:08:39,916 ♪ Autoplex. ♪ 164 00:08:39,916 --> 00:08:42,252 I love that jingle. 165 00:08:42,252 --> 00:08:45,630 It makes me want to buy a car. Probably a hatchback. 166 00:08:46,756 --> 00:08:48,508 Hey, what are those? 167 00:08:48,508 --> 00:08:52,303 My dad told me this factory used to make something else. 168 00:08:52,303 --> 00:08:54,931 I'm sorry, I had no idea. 169 00:08:54,931 --> 00:08:58,101 It's okay. My mom has the third one from the left. 170 00:08:58,101 --> 00:08:59,936 TMI. 171 00:08:59,936 --> 00:09:02,897 Hey, you want to go on a real date sometime? 172 00:09:08,486 --> 00:09:11,739 Hey, Lexi. Here's a spicy ketchup I made just for you. 173 00:09:11,739 --> 00:09:14,117 I bet you've never tried it Indian Style. 174 00:09:14,117 --> 00:09:16,452 I'd love to try it Indian Style. 175 00:09:16,452 --> 00:09:19,289 I'm talking about ketchup but you appear to have shifted topics. 176 00:09:19,289 --> 00:09:23,126 - I thought you were asking me out. - When I ask you out, you'll know. 177 00:09:25,253 --> 00:09:28,381 It's now... that... that I'm asking you out. 178 00:09:28,381 --> 00:09:31,551 Smooth, K-dawg. Let's do it. 179 00:09:33,428 --> 00:09:36,597 With no celebrity backers for our rocket company, 180 00:09:36,597 --> 00:09:38,808 I tried to get creative with our finances. 181 00:09:38,808 --> 00:09:41,394 Lower debt ratio, higher debt ratio. 182 00:09:41,394 --> 00:09:43,938 But all ratios led to the same outcome. 183 00:09:46,566 --> 00:09:48,443 Is Papa home yet? 184 00:09:48,443 --> 00:09:51,863 No, he's still in Harrisburg trying to line up business financing. 185 00:09:51,863 --> 00:09:53,323 Can Mummy help you? 186 00:09:53,323 --> 00:09:54,991 It's a guy thing. 187 00:09:56,576 --> 00:09:59,454 - Is Papa home yet? - No. Can Mummy help you? 188 00:09:59,454 --> 00:10:00,872 It's a guy thing. 189 00:10:00,872 --> 00:10:03,708 By the way, did you know Papa's rocket factory 190 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:06,002 used to make some very grown up items? 191 00:10:06,002 --> 00:10:07,128 Mm-hmm. 192 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:09,005 Very grown up items. 193 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:22,685 You boys needed dating advice. What'd you do? 194 00:10:22,685 --> 00:10:26,272 With no man in our house, we had to outsource the testosterone. 195 00:10:27,273 --> 00:10:30,902 You want my best dating advice? Get yourself a wing man. 196 00:10:30,902 --> 00:10:32,111 Like Frasier and Niles. 197 00:10:32,111 --> 00:10:34,447 Bingo! Wing brother, even better! 198 00:10:34,447 --> 00:10:38,910 The first time I went out with Janice was on a double date with my brother. 199 00:10:38,910 --> 00:10:42,413 She was actually my brother's date. Thanksgivings are still awkward. 200 00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:45,124 I have a wing brother right here. - Wing bhaiyya. 201 00:10:45,124 --> 00:10:47,168 - That means wing brother. - I got that. 202 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:51,756 But look, despite my success story, I suggest you keep your gal to yourself. 203 00:10:51,756 --> 00:10:54,842 I would never. Vinod's date is a redhead. 204 00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:57,220 It's not her. It's my fear of clowns. 205 00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:59,847 Wing bhaiyyas. That's so sweet. 206 00:10:59,847 --> 00:11:04,102 I thought so too. Until I felt the cold stab of this human knife in my back. 207 00:11:04,102 --> 00:11:06,896 Earlier you said "anchor." Was he an anchor or knife? 208 00:11:06,896 --> 00:11:08,439 Anchor shaped knife. 209 00:11:08,439 --> 00:11:10,149 Cool idea for a tattoo. 210 00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:12,652 So, where did these wing bhaiyyas take their dates? 211 00:11:12,652 --> 00:11:15,822 Wing Street! Excellent choice, wing bhaiyya. 212 00:11:15,822 --> 00:11:18,658 They don't have as many veg options as I hoped. 213 00:11:18,658 --> 00:11:21,327 I'm gonna be naughty and try a little poultry. 214 00:11:21,327 --> 00:11:25,665 Pro tip: If we lie and say it's our birthday, we get free mozzarella sticks. 215 00:11:25,665 --> 00:11:27,583 I like that! 216 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:28,793 I'm so nervous! 217 00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:32,004 Don't be. Remember when we first arrived in America? 218 00:11:32,004 --> 00:11:36,551 You were Camel, the mute weirdo. And now, you're Smooth K-Dawg. 219 00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:38,177 Thank you, bhaiyya. 220 00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:41,931 My date is twenty-three and a half minutes late. 221 00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:43,975 Maybe you got stood up. 222 00:11:43,975 --> 00:11:46,602 Maybe she got her foot caught in a sewer grate 223 00:11:46,602 --> 00:11:48,646 in such a way that she's stuck there overnight. 224 00:11:48,646 --> 00:11:50,148 Has that happened to you? 225 00:11:50,148 --> 00:11:52,775 No. But it's all I ever think about. 226 00:11:52,775 --> 00:11:54,402 What's she doing here? 227 00:11:54,402 --> 00:11:56,112 This is my date, Willa. 228 00:11:56,112 --> 00:12:00,324 I just spent the last two hours consoling my brother 'cause she dumped him. 229 00:12:00,324 --> 00:12:02,326 Thank God, it wasn't the sewer thing. 230 00:12:02,326 --> 00:12:05,246 Wait. Mo Lipschitz is your brother? 231 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:08,207 You must be the "cane-free hotshot" Willa dumped him for. 232 00:12:08,207 --> 00:12:11,502 No. Willa dumped Mo 'cause he's too controlling. 233 00:12:11,502 --> 00:12:13,963 Sorry, Willa. Was speaking for you controlling? 234 00:12:13,963 --> 00:12:16,215 Yes, but from you, I like it. 235 00:12:16,215 --> 00:12:18,718 At least my brother doesn't go to people's houses 236 00:12:18,718 --> 00:12:21,137 and eat all their Cheez-Its, you stuttering tart. 237 00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:23,556 Fuh-Fuh-Fuh-Fuck you. 238 00:12:23,556 --> 00:12:25,099 Whatever. I'm outta here. 239 00:12:25,099 --> 00:12:26,100 Lexi, wait. 240 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:29,437 Wing bhaiyya, can I talk to you by the claw machine? 241 00:12:35,443 --> 00:12:40,114 Lexi is Mo's sister? Why is Pittsburgh so small for them? 242 00:12:40,114 --> 00:12:44,827 I've never seen anyone twice in this town. Even this guy I'm trying to run into. 243 00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:47,705 Let's find out more about that bakery truck of love. 244 00:12:59,509 --> 00:13:00,468 Wow. 245 00:13:01,802 --> 00:13:06,098 - That was... wow. - Wow, yeah. 246 00:13:07,808 --> 00:13:10,019 I never want my first time to end. 247 00:13:11,604 --> 00:13:12,980 Maybe it doesn't have to. 248 00:13:16,025 --> 00:13:17,235 Anyone in there? 249 00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:18,736 - Who's that? - I don't know. 250 00:13:18,736 --> 00:13:20,571 I heard you. Open up! 251 00:13:23,115 --> 00:13:25,034 Stop! Don't move. 252 00:13:25,034 --> 00:13:26,744 Who are you? 253 00:13:26,744 --> 00:13:28,037 Ohio State Trooper. 254 00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:29,664 Ohio?! 255 00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:33,918 Wait. So, how'd you end up in Ohio? 256 00:13:33,918 --> 00:13:36,796 The day started out like any other for Floyd Teverbaugh. 257 00:13:36,796 --> 00:13:39,465 His alarm went off and he hit snooze. 258 00:13:39,465 --> 00:13:42,093 He spent a little time with his girlfriend, Tammi. 259 00:13:42,093 --> 00:13:47,181 He then sucked down three Red Bulls. After that, he suited up for work, 260 00:13:47,807 --> 00:13:52,812 got on his fat hog and rode it all the way to his bakery truck 261 00:13:52,812 --> 00:13:55,022 for his evening deliveries to Ohio. 262 00:13:56,399 --> 00:13:58,609 Floyd usually checks the back of the truck, 263 00:13:58,609 --> 00:14:02,280 but today he was running late because of his new thing with Tammi. 264 00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:06,659 As Floyd crossed into Ohio, he got a flat tire. 265 00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:14,041 As he walked to the nearest gas station for help, 266 00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:18,546 the abandoned bakery truck was spotted by Ohio State Trooper, Erik Teverbaugh, 267 00:14:18,546 --> 00:14:20,381 no relationship to Floyd. 268 00:14:21,716 --> 00:14:26,345 Officer Erik then investigated the truck to find an unexpected surprise. 269 00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:29,932 Ohio State Trooper, open up! 270 00:14:29,932 --> 00:14:31,642 And that's the story of Ohio. 271 00:14:31,642 --> 00:14:33,519 Flat tire, flat story. 272 00:14:33,519 --> 00:14:37,023 Meanwhile, two wing bhaiyyas were on the brink of war. 273 00:14:38,274 --> 00:14:40,651 I respectfully request you ditch Willa so Lexi stays. 274 00:14:40,651 --> 00:14:41,986 I respectfully decline. 275 00:14:41,986 --> 00:14:45,615 In India, we honor our elders. As your elder, you have to obey me. 276 00:14:45,615 --> 00:14:48,701 This is America. No one cares about old people here. 277 00:14:48,701 --> 00:14:51,078 I'm fresh and new. This is my time. 278 00:14:51,078 --> 00:14:54,790 Willa isn't here for you. She's using you to get back at Mo. 279 00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:57,168 I'd rather be arm candy than hand candy. 280 00:14:57,168 --> 00:14:58,586 What is hand candy? 281 00:14:59,670 --> 00:15:03,549 I'm not supposed to tell you this, but I will for a dollar. 282 00:15:05,635 --> 00:15:08,554 Lexi is obligated to give you a job with her hand 283 00:15:08,554 --> 00:15:10,765 in exchange for a business deal with Bhanu. 284 00:15:10,765 --> 00:15:12,767 What are you talking about? 285 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:15,478 Willa told me Mo saw something on his sister's phone. 286 00:15:15,478 --> 00:15:18,356 I just didn't know who Mo's sister was until now. 287 00:15:18,356 --> 00:15:21,233 You're nothing but an IOU from Lexi to Bhanu. 288 00:15:21,233 --> 00:15:23,235 The truth hurts, doesn't it? 289 00:15:23,235 --> 00:15:26,447 Oh, yeah? Willa is never going to marry a garbage man. 290 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,866 The only woman who'd marry you is mom. 291 00:15:28,866 --> 00:15:30,785 I'd be very fortunate. 292 00:15:30,785 --> 00:15:31,869 Crackpot! 293 00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:37,667 Here's your naughty poultry! 294 00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:40,836 Hiyah! 295 00:15:40,836 --> 00:15:45,132 Ah! The hot sauce! My eyes! It burns! Ah! 296 00:15:45,132 --> 00:15:48,844 Could I go home with you? I need to fix things with Mo. 297 00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:51,138 Sure, just stay away from my Cheez-Its. 298 00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:58,104 Oh, no! The girls just left. Come back! 299 00:16:00,523 --> 00:16:04,276 We are no longer wing bhaiyyas! 300 00:16:05,277 --> 00:16:09,532 Mahesh, we know there was a lot of strife in your family back then. 301 00:16:09,532 --> 00:16:14,662 As your co-president, did you blame Sudha for the company's failure? 302 00:16:14,662 --> 00:16:16,414 We hit rock bottom. 303 00:16:16,414 --> 00:16:19,208 But then she found an even lower bottom. 304 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:22,294 Sudha? I'm back. 305 00:16:22,294 --> 00:16:23,713 How was Harrisburg? 306 00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:27,842 No financing. But interesting fact: 307 00:16:27,842 --> 00:16:31,429 Harrisburg is spelled without an H on the end, unlike Pittsburgh. 308 00:16:31,429 --> 00:16:33,723 I really think the H brings it home. 309 00:16:33,723 --> 00:16:37,226 While you were gone, I thought of a way to save the business. 310 00:16:37,226 --> 00:16:38,227 Really? 311 00:16:40,646 --> 00:16:44,358 "Go deep with Dr. Pradeep"? Sex toys?! 312 00:16:44,358 --> 00:16:46,944 We spent all our savings and yet, nothing. 313 00:16:46,944 --> 00:16:50,322 All that leftover equipment at the factory can still make these. 314 00:16:50,322 --> 00:16:52,783 Americans will buy anything that's doctor approved. 315 00:16:52,783 --> 00:16:56,370 - I came to America to make rockets. - You'd still be making rockets, 316 00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:58,456 just romance rockets. 317 00:16:58,456 --> 00:17:02,293 I want my ideas to go into space, not vaginas. 318 00:17:02,293 --> 00:17:05,629 And also anuses. Don't shut out half of our customer base. 319 00:17:05,629 --> 00:17:08,007 I'm not sacrificing my dreams. 320 00:17:08,007 --> 00:17:10,801 I already sacrificed everything just to come here. 321 00:17:10,801 --> 00:17:14,513 If you're not willing to sacrifice anything, why are we even staying? 322 00:17:19,018 --> 00:17:21,437 Hello? Yes, this is Sudha Pradeep. 323 00:17:23,481 --> 00:17:27,359 Wait. What's going on? Oh... okay... Thank you. 324 00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:30,321 Bhanu's in Ohio. 325 00:17:30,321 --> 00:17:31,781 What's she doing in Ohio? 326 00:17:31,781 --> 00:17:33,783 She's in jail for some reason. 327 00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:35,409 Hare Rama, let's go get her. 328 00:17:35,409 --> 00:17:38,537 They said she's fine. You wait for the boys. I'll go. 329 00:17:38,537 --> 00:17:40,331 Try not to kill her. 330 00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:42,541 I'll do my best, but no promises. 331 00:17:44,335 --> 00:17:45,878 I just love being pampered. 332 00:17:45,878 --> 00:17:48,297 I just never take time for me anymore. 333 00:17:50,466 --> 00:17:52,593 Who do I know in Ohio? 334 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,803 Hello? 335 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,096 Yeah, this is Janice Mills. 336 00:17:57,890 --> 00:17:58,891 Uh... 337 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:03,229 Okay. Thank you. 338 00:18:05,356 --> 00:18:07,316 My son is in jail. 339 00:18:07,316 --> 00:18:09,485 They said they found him, and I quote, 340 00:18:09,485 --> 00:18:12,530 in the back of a bakery truck with an Indian girl 341 00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:13,489 with an attitude. 342 00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:16,450 Could you take this off my face. I need to go. 343 00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:17,785 Son of a biscuit! 344 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:26,043 My mom's going to kill me. 345 00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:28,921 We should've just done it in a bed. 346 00:18:28,921 --> 00:18:32,591 Look at the bright side, she can't kill you with these cops around. 347 00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:37,096 If I have to be in jail, I'm so glad it's with you. 348 00:18:37,096 --> 00:18:40,349 Well, I would go to jail with you, a million times. 349 00:18:42,351 --> 00:18:43,727 Like our own little handcuffs. 350 00:18:45,688 --> 00:18:47,273 Hey! No kissing! 351 00:18:47,273 --> 00:18:48,899 Keep it clean, horndogs. 352 00:18:50,734 --> 00:18:54,321 You know, it's so weird to think, I mean, it's crazy, 353 00:18:54,321 --> 00:18:57,950 I put those rabbits on your porch and now here we are. 354 00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:01,453 - So, you did do it? - Yeah. 355 00:19:01,453 --> 00:19:04,248 Come on, you had to know it was me. 356 00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:06,208 Maybe. 357 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:10,254 But I wanted to believe that you weren't the guy everyone said you were. 358 00:19:10,254 --> 00:19:13,507 I mean, I didn't want to get baptized for that guy. 359 00:19:13,507 --> 00:19:16,886 I didn't want to lose my virginity to that guy. I mean... 360 00:19:16,886 --> 00:19:19,847 But Stu, I guess, you are that guy. 361 00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:22,600 Bhan-Bhan, it was just a dumb little prank. 362 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,518 Dumb little prank, really? 363 00:19:24,518 --> 00:19:28,272 It ruined my relationship with my mom. It drove a wedge between my parents. 364 00:19:28,272 --> 00:19:32,526 I mean, it sent my brother to therapy. Okay, maybe he needed it anyway. 365 00:19:32,526 --> 00:19:34,820 But it completely blew up my whole family. 366 00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:37,323 That's not fair. You can't put all that on me. 367 00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:39,575 Am I a dumbass? Yeah. 368 00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:45,122 But we all do stupid crap. I mean, you dragged me into dealing drugs. 369 00:19:45,122 --> 00:19:48,709 Come on, dude. Pigs all around. 370 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,672 You know that your family had stuff coming into this. 371 00:19:53,672 --> 00:19:57,927 Can you really say that my one stupid thing caused all your family's problems? 372 00:19:57,927 --> 00:20:02,306 Bhanu? I don't want to hear a thing. Just get up and let's go. 373 00:20:02,306 --> 00:20:03,766 That's not how it works, ma'am. 374 00:20:03,766 --> 00:20:06,393 Your daughter's a minor, I need to take her statement 375 00:20:06,393 --> 00:20:09,146 of what happened in the presence of an interested adult. 376 00:20:09,146 --> 00:20:10,981 I'm not interested. 377 00:20:10,981 --> 00:20:14,109 That's a legal term. If I don't get a statement, 378 00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:17,154 I'd have to arrest the bakery truck driver for kidnapping. 379 00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:20,699 I'm fine with that. 380 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:22,743 Ma'am. 381 00:20:26,455 --> 00:20:29,959 I'm sorry about earlier. I was wrong. 382 00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:31,794 Lexi really missed out. 383 00:20:33,337 --> 00:20:36,382 So did Willa. Hug it out, wing bhaiyya? 384 00:20:36,382 --> 00:20:38,759 I'd rather watch Frasier. 385 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:39,760 Okay. 386 00:20:45,474 --> 00:20:47,977 Did you get into the truck voluntarily? 387 00:20:47,977 --> 00:20:50,104 Actually, it was all my idea. 388 00:20:50,104 --> 00:20:51,355 That checks out. 389 00:20:51,355 --> 00:20:54,358 You already know the story? Then why are we here? 390 00:20:54,358 --> 00:20:57,611 I have the young man's statement, I just need to corroborate it. 391 00:20:57,611 --> 00:20:59,947 Every mother assumes that someday, 392 00:20:59,947 --> 00:21:01,907 she will learn of her daughter's first time. 393 00:21:01,907 --> 00:21:06,662 You pray, perhaps, it was during a picnic with her fiancé from Princeton. 394 00:21:06,662 --> 00:21:11,542 I will even take the American tradition of prom night. 395 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:15,796 Bakery truck in Ohio is on no mother's list. 396 00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,798 No mother's. 397 00:21:18,298 --> 00:21:20,592 Was the intercourse vaginal? 398 00:21:20,592 --> 00:21:23,804 I'm not trying to be intrusive, I'm just corroborating. 399 00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:27,933 According to the other party, mutual climax was reached. Corroborating. 400 00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:30,185 Then, you insisted on being on top. 401 00:21:30,185 --> 00:21:33,772 While you were on top, he motorboated you, during which you spanked him. 402 00:21:33,772 --> 00:21:37,109 Corroborating. The young man replied, "Too hard, Bhan-Bhan." 403 00:21:37,109 --> 00:21:39,945 But requested an additional spank, saying, maybe I'll like it more 404 00:21:39,945 --> 00:21:43,490 the second time, which he did, resulting in a second climax. 405 00:21:43,490 --> 00:21:45,367 I know, corroborating. 406 00:21:46,744 --> 00:21:48,871 Look, what do you want to hear? 407 00:21:48,871 --> 00:21:52,624 That for the first time, I finally felt like a complete woman? 408 00:21:52,624 --> 00:21:56,795 Free and full of love and light, only to have it stripped away 409 00:21:56,795 --> 00:22:02,301 because of my blind desire to rebel with a guy who I felt really knew me. 410 00:22:02,301 --> 00:22:06,764 But maybe, I didn't fully know him. Is that what you want to hear? Is it? 411 00:22:06,764 --> 00:22:07,890 Is it?! 412 00:22:09,141 --> 00:22:11,393 The young man didn't say any of that. 413 00:22:11,393 --> 00:22:14,229 I'll have to take it back to him to corroborate. 414 00:22:20,110 --> 00:22:22,529 Hello. 415 00:22:22,529 --> 00:22:26,450 Let's all agree to be adults, and never ever speak again. 416 00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:28,994 Agreed. But it's us not speaking to you. 417 00:22:28,994 --> 00:22:30,996 Don't be so high and mighty, Sudha! 418 00:22:30,996 --> 00:22:33,874 My son never went to jail until he met your daughter. 419 00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:36,418 Your racist son should've been in jail long ago 420 00:22:36,418 --> 00:22:38,170 for leaving rabbits at our door. 421 00:22:38,170 --> 00:22:41,340 I told yinz he didn't do it. And Stu can't be racist. 422 00:22:41,340 --> 00:22:44,593 He listens to Drake! And he slept with your daughter. 423 00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:47,638 But he did leave the rabbits. 424 00:22:49,223 --> 00:22:52,518 - He told me. - Finally! I have been corroborated. 425 00:22:52,518 --> 00:22:55,479 You did it?! I defended you. 426 00:22:55,479 --> 00:22:59,358 We raised you better than this! Oh, wait 'til Daddy hears about this. 427 00:23:00,734 --> 00:23:01,735 Let's just go. 428 00:23:01,735 --> 00:23:04,154 Wow, not a single apology. 429 00:23:04,154 --> 00:23:05,948 Some people just don't get it. 430 00:23:05,948 --> 00:23:09,076 I mean, from you. I've been saying this since day one. 431 00:23:09,076 --> 00:23:12,454 You didn't listen to me and look where it got you. Happy? 432 00:23:19,128 --> 00:23:20,629 Oh, beta. 433 00:23:25,676 --> 00:23:28,554 So, that's what getting banned from Ohio was all about. 434 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:30,681 Mm-hmm. 435 00:23:30,681 --> 00:23:33,809 Bhanu, your baby's hungry. 436 00:23:35,227 --> 00:23:38,230 Oh, I was wondering when our little friend would wake up. 437 00:23:38,230 --> 00:23:40,566 Why, you want to interrogate the baby too? 438 00:23:40,566 --> 00:23:42,818 - Maybe. - What is wrong with you? 439 00:23:42,818 --> 00:23:46,113 That bakery truck yielded a bun none of us expected. 440 00:23:46,113 --> 00:23:48,490 And kept you in America. 441 00:23:48,490 --> 00:23:51,160 Now, I'm starting to see the whole picture. 442 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,037 I couldn't leave and let the Mills raise my grandchild. 443 00:23:54,037 --> 00:23:57,499 This cutie would be left at the bottom of a McDonald's ball pit. 444 00:23:57,499 --> 00:23:59,543 Where do you get this crap? 445 00:23:59,543 --> 00:24:03,213 - Don't swear in front of your baby. - Don't smack me when I'm holding him. 446 00:24:03,213 --> 00:24:05,215 Put your baby down so I can smack you. 447 00:24:07,009 --> 00:24:09,011 It's been a lot for one day. 448 00:24:09,011 --> 00:24:11,221 I can't believe it's only been one day. 449 00:24:11,221 --> 00:24:14,433 Let's pick this up tomorrow morning. You're all free to go. 450 00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:17,978 Oh, God... 451 00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:19,688 They're done. We're not. 452 00:24:20,689 --> 00:24:23,442 - So glad to be out of there. - Hold the elevator. 453 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:26,445 Mummy, I'm so tired. 454 00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:58,769 Get in before someone sees you. 455 00:25:00,896 --> 00:25:04,441 Wait a minute. Are you sure that's what you saw, Widow Ms. Gibson? 456 00:25:04,441 --> 00:25:05,817 Call me Gibby. 457 00:25:05,817 --> 00:25:09,154 I live across the street. Saw it clear as day. 458 00:25:09,154 --> 00:25:11,990 Well, it was night, so it was hard to see. 459 00:25:11,990 --> 00:25:13,784 Maybe someone else opened the door. 460 00:25:13,784 --> 00:25:15,619 Get in before someone sees you. 461 00:25:18,205 --> 00:25:19,831 Or maybe it was... 462 00:25:19,831 --> 00:25:21,750 Get in before someone sees you. 463 00:25:23,835 --> 00:25:27,339 It was definitely a Pradeep holding a baby. 464 00:25:29,258 --> 00:25:30,884 Or a watermelon. 465 00:25:32,594 --> 00:25:35,806 More importantly, who was the arsonist they let in? 466 00:25:35,806 --> 00:25:37,975 I'm pretty sure the guy was white. 467 00:25:37,975 --> 00:25:39,685 A white male? 468 00:25:40,769 --> 00:25:42,020 Was it this man? 469 00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:44,898 Our garbage man? No. 470 00:25:44,898 --> 00:25:46,733 Greg can't run like that. 471 00:25:46,733 --> 00:25:50,153 He blew out his knee when he hauled out my old dresser. 472 00:25:51,822 --> 00:25:54,616 Okay, a white male that's not Greg. Jimbo? 473 00:25:54,616 --> 00:25:56,952 Maybe. But he has no real motive. 474 00:25:56,952 --> 00:26:00,038 There's one white male we haven't been able to talk to. 475 00:26:01,206 --> 00:26:04,376 And his lighter was found at the scene. 476 00:26:04,376 --> 00:26:06,169 Too bad he's in a coma. 477 00:26:06,169 --> 00:26:09,506 The missing piece of the puzzle. 478 00:26:09,506 --> 00:26:13,969 One day, your daddy's going to wake up and be able to play with you. 479 00:26:15,137 --> 00:26:16,555 You're going to love him. 480 00:26:17,931 --> 00:26:22,311 The rest of your family is a whole other story.