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[Mahesh] Previously
on the Pradeeps of Pittsburgh...
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Be a shame to deport 'em.
Especially Vinod.
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I found this drawing under his chair.
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Look at how much
that little guy loves it here.
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They're all going
to the Mills' Halloween party.
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Which, I swear, Janice is throwing
just to ruin my birthday.
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- Jimbo, don't shoot him.
- Ugh!
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Ah!
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This wouldn't have happened if
your weird boy wasn't afraid of berries.
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- You are not a good neighbor.
- [gasps]
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This is our first time,
I want it to be special.
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I'm thinking
Phantom of the Opera.
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Shut up and kiss me.
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Bhanu, are you banging your dad?!
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This is what happens
when your Jesus is a cow.
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[pensive music]
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So, Bhanu, after the Halloween incident,
Stu blocked your texts.
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You must've been really hurt by him.
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I tried to clear that up,
but funny enough, incest lingers.
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{\an8}[typewriter clacking]
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I can't believe you still haven't
apologized for that stunt you pulled.
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What stunt?
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Letting everyone think
I was kissing Dad. Gross.
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Ha, you could do a lot worse than Puppa.
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But since he's already taken,
you could do a lot better than Stu Mills.
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Stu's more mature than you think.
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Oh, silly, silly child.
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Remember what Dad said.
Just let me touch the stove.
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Otherwise, I'll never learn.
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He also said I could take money
from your wallet anytime I want.
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[chuckles]
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Fine. If you want to date Stu Mills,
go ahead and date Stu Mills.
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It's your life.
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Great. Now can we stop talking
about Stu Mills?
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[Alexa]
Calling Stu Mills.
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Alexa, can it.
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[Alexa]
Canning it.
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Twenty should be fine.
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[theme music playing]
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[Light Suit]
Kamal, something very disturbing
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has come to light that affects this case.
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I hear Janice Mills tried to flunk you
out of school.
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Must've made you mad.
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That's cold, brother. Especially because
we know your tender heart pined for her.
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I didn't have a problem with Mrs. Mills.
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I had a problem with Mr. Pradeep.
He stuck his nose where it didn't belong.
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Mrs. Mills? May I?
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Mr. Pradeep, you may.
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Oh, those composition books.
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Don't get me started
on their antiquated design.
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Okay, I won't. What's up?
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I've come to see you about
Kamal's abysmal English grade.
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Oh, okay. It looks like
he's getting a... C.
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The Indian F.
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He must not be focusing in class.
Is anything distracting him?
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Hmm. Let me think.
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He's usually very attentive.
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["Dreaming of You" by Selena playing]
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- ♪ 'Cause I'm dreaming of you tonight ♪
- [moans]
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- ♪ Till tomorrow ♪
- [grunts]
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- ♪ I'll be holding you tight ♪
- Eww.
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♪ And there's nowhere in the world
I'd rather be ♪
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♪ Than here in my room ♪
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♪ Dreaming about you and me ♪
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Nope, nothing comes to mind.
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- Then I guess he needs help.
- I suppose Sudha will help with this?
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No, this time, I will help him.
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By finding someone else to help him.
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Do you have a list of tutors?
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Ask DeeAnn in the front office.
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DeeAnn. Let me guess,
that's spelled with two E's and two N's.
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You've got it.
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Mm!
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- [school bell rings]
- [Mahesh] Hello, DeeAnn.
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Do you have a list of tutors
for my son?
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Sure do. What kind are you looking for?
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Asian.
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I mean, what subject?
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- Oh, sorry. English.
- Uh-huh.
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But still, Asian preferred.
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Uh... Sorry, they're all booked.
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Okay then. How about,
and I ask this delicately,
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any Jewish?
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Here's the list. We have
some smart white people, too.
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First class.
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So, Mahesh, why all of a sudden
were you so eager to help Kamal?
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Is it because he's troubled?
Maybe dangerous?
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[blows] Flame on.
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No. I'd always left Kamal to Sudha.
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I wanted to be more involved with him,
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and grades were a problem I could fix.
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He might have bigger problems now.
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What are you talking about?
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Your son is the prime suspect
for burning down the Mills' house.
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Preposterous. Kamal didn't do anything.
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And when you hear the rest,
his name will be as clear as my urine
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when properly hydrated
as per Ayurvedic principles.
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Hm.
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[Stu and Bhanu kissing]
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What? What's wrong?
Was my tongue too aggressive?
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No, no. It was perfect.
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I just can't stop thinking about
you making out with your dad.
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[sighs] But that never happened.
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No, I know, but it's...
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You know, it's like that lie,
like, planted itself in my brain,
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and now it's reality.
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It's like Inception, but with incest.
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Oh, so like, Incestion.
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Dude, your word play. So perfect.
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I love everything about you.
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I love hanging with you,
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I love kickin' it with you,
I love chillin' with you.
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I just... I can't look at your hot bod
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without thinking about your dad
all over it.
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Okay, how do we get past this?
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Maybe if you show me your boobs,
I'll forget about your dad.
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I don't think that'll help.
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Oh, God, you have your dad's nipples,
don't you?
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Oh, come on!
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I have the hairy toes of my grandmother.
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But enough about genetics.
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How did you manage
to get past Incestion?
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The key to having sex with my boyfriend
was my little brother.
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Bhanu! I didn't know
Stu was an internet celebrity.
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Check it out!
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What is up, guys? $tunt$ here
with my sickest stoont yet.
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- Human Pogo Stick.
- [laughs]
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What the hell?
How did you find this?
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Alexa suggested it.
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Probably because we're
always talking about Stu around her.
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Here comes the sweet nasty!
[laughs]
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Whoo! [grunts, groans]
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[laughs] Smash that like button!
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$tunt$ out! $tunt$! $tunt$!
$tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$!
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- $tunt$! $tunt$! [laughs]
- [laughs] There's more!
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Want to see a compilation of $tunt$
skateboarding into walls?
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You like this?
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Risking his life for internet fame?
What a patriot!
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- I can't believe that's Stu.
- It's not Stu.
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It's $tunt$.
Come on, $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$!
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- [laughs] Are you feeling it?
- No.
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[knocks on door]
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S'up, slut?
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Trevor? What are you doing here?
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Wouldn't you like to know, hmm?
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How do you even know where I live?
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I know everything about you, Bhanu.
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I know you're getting pills from Ohio.
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I know you're working with Lexi.
Yeah, that's right.
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I know you're using
her aunt's bakery truck.
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I have all the evidence.
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You put me out of business,
and I'm here for payback.
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Oh, yeah, I'm giving all of this
to your parents,
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and there's nothing you can do about it.
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[gulps]
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[shrieks] I kid, I kid.
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Seriously, why are you here?
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I'm an English tutor now.
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Dealing knowledge.
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You putting me out of business
made me realize
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there are more dummies than druggies.
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Wow, that's so clever.
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Easy dollars, girl.
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OMG, what a beautifully average home
you have.
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Eat it, Trevor.
And try not to steal anything.
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[Mahesh] First of all, Trevor,
there's something you need to know.
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I hate these things.
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Awful design.
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I think they're cool.
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What's so cool about them?
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Is it cool you have to bend it backwards
to keep it from shutting on itself?
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Or is it cool that
for some sadistic reason
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they've chosen not to perforate,
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preventing you
from ever tearing out a page
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so you're stuck with your mistakes
until the very end of time?
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I could fill a hundred of these
with my hatred of these.
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So... Kamal?
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He'll be down here soon.
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Don't you worry, Mr. Pradeep,
when I'm done with him,
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learning will be his new addiction.
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I'm gonna mainline grammar and literature
right into his veins.
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Do it, Trevor.
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Open with confidence,
close it like a boss.
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Emigrate versus Immigrate.
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I emigrated from the paradise of India
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and immigrated to the butthole
that is America.
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Irregardless versus Regardless.
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Irregardless is not a word,
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regardless of the sellouts
at Merriam-Webster.
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Those spineless punks.
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Come on, work those thumbs.
Faster! Faster! Faster!
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- Ah!
- Cramp?
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- Yes.
- First-timers get those a lot.
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Proper use of an exclamation point.
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Never! It's a sign of weak writing!
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Nice! Are you feeling that high?
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Give! Me! More!
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Easy, buddy, one dose at a time.
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[Mahesh] Trevor was a great influence
on an impressionable young mind.
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But he was about
to teach me something, too.
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I read Kamal's essays.
They're great.
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I had Mrs. Mills,
and she never graded this hard.
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It's almost like she has
a personal vendetta.
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But that doesn't make any sense.
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Hm. Oh, it makes sense, Trevor.
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Thank you.
How much do I owe you?
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First one's free. That's my policy.
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Delightful boy.
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[Light Suit]
Hold on.
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You said you were gonna prove
Kamal's innocence.
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Yes, by exposing Janice's guilt
in grading Kamal unfairly.
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Uh-huh.
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Knowing you as well as I now do...
elaborate plan?
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You betcha.
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Yeah.
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[Mahesh] The idea came to me
after the tutoring session.
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Trevor had left his notebook behind.
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And upon further inspection,
he had received an A+ on an essay.
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After an intense battle
with the infernal design
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of these medieval composition books,
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I had the brilliant idea to copy
Trevor's essay into Kamal's notebook.
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It was such a clever, clever plan.
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Kamal really lucked out
having me as a father.
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Eh, I wouldn't gloat.
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[Mahesh] Then Kamal,
none the wiser,
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would take Trevor's A+ essay to school
and turn it in to Janice,
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who would think Kamal wrote it.
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[sighs]
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[Mahesh]
As she reads the A+ work,
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Janice would give it a bad grade and
reveal her vendetta against our family.
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Finally getting justice for our son.
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In theory.
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Mummi, I have been suspended
for plagiarism.
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What has your father done?
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This may seem crazy, but do you think
Puppa may have plagiarized in my name?
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Sounds very cunning,
like something I would do.
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But it's more like your father
to get caught. So yes, definitely.
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[indistinct office chatter]
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[Dark Suit] Bhanu, let's circle back
to how your little brother
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affected your relationship with Stu.
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As much as I was hot for Stu,
I was not hot for $tunt$.
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Why can't I find $tunt$ on YouTube?
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He spells it with dollar signs.
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Oh, there he is...
with his head in a bull's ass.
245
00:10:55,051 --> 00:10:56,552
I couldn't unsee that.
246
00:10:56,552 --> 00:10:57,845
Oh, my God!
247
00:10:57,845 --> 00:10:59,847
I wanted to re-see that.
248
00:10:59,847 --> 00:11:02,266
Another reason why I love America.
249
00:11:02,266 --> 00:11:04,519
Yeah. I saw your drawing.
250
00:11:04,519 --> 00:11:05,895
What drawing?
251
00:11:07,397 --> 00:11:08,606
I didn't draw that.
252
00:11:10,733 --> 00:11:12,777
But I heart $tunt$.
253
00:11:12,777 --> 00:11:14,654
You want to be my assistant, huh?
254
00:11:14,654 --> 00:11:16,280
I just think I can help.
255
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,699
This is dangerous stuff, kid.
Lighting your farts is no joke.
256
00:11:18,699 --> 00:11:20,493
I make cool videos all the time.
257
00:11:20,493 --> 00:11:21,828
Like what?
258
00:11:21,828 --> 00:11:25,331
I once taped my mom's Samsung Galaxy
to a street monkey
259
00:11:25,331 --> 00:11:27,834
because I wanted to see India
through his eyes.
260
00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:30,128
- Show me the video.
- The monkey ran away.
261
00:11:30,128 --> 00:11:33,756
Legend has it, he still roams
the streets of Ahmedabad,
262
00:11:33,756 --> 00:11:35,883
giving people Wi-Fi hot spots.
263
00:11:35,883 --> 00:11:38,344
Little man, big ideas.
What else you got?
264
00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:40,430
It's hard to top Human Chainsaw.
265
00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:42,598
She is as beautiful as she is deadly.
266
00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:45,643
She sure is. But my dad designs rockets,
267
00:11:45,643 --> 00:11:48,604
so I was thinking Human Rocket!
268
00:11:48,604 --> 00:11:53,734
All right. Sounds lit. One question.
Are you as weird as your dork brother?
269
00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:55,862
No, I'm the cool one.
270
00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:57,989
Welcome to $tunt$ Worldwide.
271
00:11:57,989 --> 00:12:00,032
So, go like this: $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$!
272
00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:01,993
[both]
$tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$!
273
00:12:01,993 --> 00:12:04,203
- Get free with it.
- $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$!
274
00:12:04,203 --> 00:12:05,413
[laughs]
275
00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:07,790
[Light Suit]
Your little guy was thriving in America.
276
00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:09,917
Vinod makes friends wherever he goes.
277
00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:11,419
Just like his old man.
278
00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:13,337
Okay, let's get back to your other son.
279
00:12:13,337 --> 00:12:14,839
If we must.
280
00:12:14,839 --> 00:12:18,384
Your story was supposed to clear Kamal,
but Janice getting him suspended
281
00:12:18,384 --> 00:12:21,053
seems like an even stronger motive
to burn down the Mills' house.
282
00:12:21,053 --> 00:12:24,182
But don't forget, Mahesh is who caused it.
283
00:12:24,182 --> 00:12:25,850
I thought I'd get away with it,
284
00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:28,394
but instead, we got sent
to the Principal's office.
285
00:12:28,394 --> 00:12:31,397
We're sorry to take up your time,
Principal Danner.
286
00:12:31,397 --> 00:12:33,774
Oh, this is the highlight of my day.
287
00:12:33,774 --> 00:12:37,236
After this, I'm looking at
four hours of pencil budgets.
288
00:12:37,236 --> 00:12:39,197
Alice, this is an open-and-shut case.
289
00:12:39,197 --> 00:12:42,116
Kamal plagiarized
my former student's essay.
290
00:12:42,116 --> 00:12:45,703
Uh-uh-uh, I plagiarized the essay
in Kamal's handwriting.
291
00:12:45,703 --> 00:12:48,247
Interesting. Bad dad.
292
00:12:48,247 --> 00:12:50,249
No, good dad. Bad teacher.
293
00:12:50,249 --> 00:12:53,544
Janice Mills is one of
our finest educators.
294
00:12:53,544 --> 00:12:55,838
And she's racist against our son.
295
00:12:55,838 --> 00:12:59,717
Whoa, I don't even see color.
To me, everyone's white.
296
00:12:59,717 --> 00:13:03,721
It's no coincidence Kamal gets A's
in every class except hers.
297
00:13:03,721 --> 00:13:05,806
Maybe Kamal's bad at English.
298
00:13:05,806 --> 00:13:09,393
I'm not saying that because he's Indian.
299
00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:12,772
Diversity makes our school stronger.
300
00:13:12,772 --> 00:13:15,900
An exchange student from Michigan
made that.
301
00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,653
Kamal excels in English.
Trevor said so.
302
00:13:18,653 --> 00:13:21,155
Trevor, the 11th grade drug dealer?
303
00:13:21,155 --> 00:13:22,823
[Sudha]
That proves our point.
304
00:13:22,823 --> 00:13:26,953
Even on drugs, that boy knows that
Kamal was robbed of an A. Huh?
305
00:13:26,953 --> 00:13:30,039
Bottom line is,
Mrs. Mills is morally bankrupt.
306
00:13:30,039 --> 00:13:31,040
[scoffs]
307
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,709
- And we demand for her immediate removal.
- Mm-hmm.
308
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:37,171
Janice, are these accusations true?
309
00:13:37,171 --> 00:13:39,340
I'm surprised you would even ask that
310
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:44,095
of a three-time Allegheny Hills
High School Silver Apple Award winner.
311
00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:47,139
S'up, Maggie.
Can I get a hall pass, please?
312
00:13:47,139 --> 00:13:49,392
I'm about to make you a believer.
313
00:13:49,392 --> 00:13:52,061
Lexi, sweetheart, come in here.
314
00:13:53,646 --> 00:13:55,147
It's okay, don't worry.
315
00:13:55,147 --> 00:13:57,149
Just one question.
316
00:13:57,149 --> 00:14:00,444
Have I ever treated anyone unfairly
in my class?
317
00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:03,489
I want full immunity.
318
00:14:03,489 --> 00:14:04,615
Sure.
319
00:14:09,078 --> 00:14:12,582
- [whooshes, thuds]
- [laughs]
320
00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:15,668
Human Rocket simulation
was a success.
321
00:14:15,668 --> 00:14:17,837
Only mild risk of brain damage.
322
00:14:17,837 --> 00:14:19,547
[Stu]
Sweet. You ready for human trials?
323
00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:21,215
I'd like to volunteer myself.
324
00:14:21,215 --> 00:14:24,135
- Who are you talking to?
- $tunt$. He gave me a walkie.
325
00:14:26,637 --> 00:14:28,681
Stu, we need to talk.
Can you come over?
326
00:14:28,681 --> 00:14:30,391
[Stu] No, sorry,
I'm super-glued to a barrel.
327
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,476
Oh, Human Barrel's gonna be great!
328
00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:34,228
Just leave my brother out of this.
329
00:14:34,228 --> 00:14:36,147
[Stu]
But he's my protege, Vunt$.
330
00:14:36,147 --> 00:14:38,941
- No, I don't want him to be Vunt$.
- [Stu] Why don't you want him to be Vunt$?
331
00:14:38,941 --> 00:14:41,027
Yeah, why don't you want me to be Vunt$?
332
00:14:42,570 --> 00:14:44,196
Because one day
you might have a girlfriend
333
00:14:44,196 --> 00:14:46,490
who might think
you're funny and hot and cool,
334
00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:48,242
and then Vunt$ comes along
and makes her question everything.
335
00:14:48,242 --> 00:14:50,828
Like, why did she get baptized
for this immature doof?
336
00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:53,998
Why would my future girlfriend
get baptized?
337
00:14:53,998 --> 00:14:56,709
Because she thought
she was smarter than she was.
338
00:14:56,709 --> 00:14:57,918
But her mom was right.
339
00:14:57,918 --> 00:14:59,629
She touched the stove
and she got burned.
340
00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:04,467
$tunt$, two words: Human Stove.
341
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:06,677
[Stu]
Oh, two words back atcha: tight.
342
00:15:06,677 --> 00:15:07,803
$tunt$! $tunt$!
343
00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:09,805
[Vinod and Stu]
$tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$!
344
00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:11,766
$tunt$! $tunt$! [laughs]
345
00:15:13,017 --> 00:15:15,519
Lexi, given what I've told you,
do you think Mrs. Mills
346
00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:17,104
treated Kamal unfairly?
347
00:15:19,023 --> 00:15:20,483
I still have full immunity?
348
00:15:20,483 --> 00:15:22,860
For the next 20 seconds.
Make it count.
349
00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:25,946
Okay. I stole a laptop
from the computer lab.
350
00:15:25,946 --> 00:15:28,032
I bribed a ref at my lacrosse game.
351
00:15:28,032 --> 00:15:30,618
And Mrs. Mills is definitely
grading Kamal unfairly
352
00:15:30,618 --> 00:15:33,788
because she gives me A's
for work I copy off of him.
353
00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:35,623
[Janice]
Finish up those exams.
354
00:15:35,623 --> 00:15:38,626
[sniffs, exhales]
355
00:15:41,128 --> 00:15:43,005
- I knew it.
- Mrs. Mills?
356
00:15:43,005 --> 00:15:46,133
Janice, I think it's best
you take the rest of the week off
357
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:48,135
while we consider your future here.
358
00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:49,804
Meeting adjourned.
359
00:15:49,804 --> 00:15:52,932
And as for you, Mr. Pradeep,
360
00:15:52,932 --> 00:15:56,310
the next time you have an issue
with one of our teachers,
361
00:15:56,310 --> 00:16:00,106
maybe just shoot me an email
instead of plagiarizing.
362
00:16:00,106 --> 00:16:01,065
Copy that.
363
00:16:01,065 --> 00:16:04,151
Uh, sorry.
Poor choice of words.
364
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:10,032
[Bhanu] As my family left Mrs. Mills
to contemplate her future,
365
00:16:10,032 --> 00:16:13,494
I was contemplating my own future
with her son.
366
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:14,954
Hear ye, hear ye!
367
00:16:14,954 --> 00:16:19,792
Prepare yourself for the flaming wonders
of the Human Stove!
368
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:21,419
Oh. Stuve. Human Stuve.
369
00:16:21,419 --> 00:16:23,379
Human Stuve!
370
00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:27,925
Yo! Once I light up,
I'll skateboard into this meat curtain
371
00:16:27,925 --> 00:16:29,677
and cook a nice dinner for all my fans.
372
00:16:29,677 --> 00:16:32,596
Even got some hot dogs on there
for you vegans.
373
00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:33,764
Let's go!
374
00:16:33,764 --> 00:16:36,100
Hey, Willa, glad you made it.
Where's Mo?
375
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,602
I forgot to tell him. Oops.
376
00:16:38,602 --> 00:16:41,230
- I can text him for you.
- Mm-mm.
377
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:43,190
Hurry up, dumpster boy,
we're starving.
378
00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:46,026
Quiet! $tunt$ needs to get in the zone.
379
00:16:47,069 --> 00:16:50,698
Dear Lord, bless this $tunt.
Make it the best $tunt ever.
380
00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:51,657
Amen.
381
00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:53,868
Let's zip it and rip it!
382
00:16:53,868 --> 00:16:55,035
[zips]
383
00:16:55,035 --> 00:16:56,287
Ah!
384
00:16:56,287 --> 00:16:57,955
Ew, his nuts!
385
00:16:57,955 --> 00:16:59,749
Oh, it hurts to go up,
it hurts to go down! Help!
386
00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:01,876
- It's stuck!
- Wait, I'll lube it up for you!
387
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:05,504
Go, Vinod! V-I-N-O-D! Vinod!
388
00:17:05,504 --> 00:17:08,132
- Oh, it stings!
- [Bhanu] Look out for the lighter!
389
00:17:08,132 --> 00:17:10,885
[screaming]
390
00:17:10,885 --> 00:17:12,803
- Oh, my God!
- Ah! Bhanu, do something!
391
00:17:12,803 --> 00:17:16,849
Anyone, do something! [screams]
I'm cooking the wrong meat!
392
00:17:16,849 --> 00:17:18,976
This is lame.
I don't wanna watch a guy die.
393
00:17:18,976 --> 00:17:20,811
Let's just go to Burger King.
394
00:17:20,811 --> 00:17:22,480
- Bhanu! Get it!
- Ah!
395
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,315
- [sprays]
- [Stu] Ah!
396
00:17:24,315 --> 00:17:26,817
Oh, shit! Hit it again! Ah!
397
00:17:28,903 --> 00:17:32,656
[whimpers] Little $tunt$,
you still there?
398
00:17:32,656 --> 00:17:34,575
[panting]
399
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,869
Stay safe, handsome.
400
00:17:36,869 --> 00:17:37,870
[chuckles]
401
00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:39,288
Where are they going?
402
00:17:39,288 --> 00:17:41,499
My mom can microwave
you guys some hot dogs.
403
00:17:41,499 --> 00:17:44,210
[Bhanu]
Yep, that was the man I loved.
404
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:45,211
[groans]
405
00:17:48,798 --> 00:17:50,382
Please be careful down there.
406
00:17:50,382 --> 00:17:54,804
Don't worry. I may have my dad's nipples,
but I have my mom's steady hands.
407
00:17:54,804 --> 00:17:56,639
$tunt$, I blame myself.
408
00:17:56,639 --> 00:17:59,433
I was trying to be a hero
in front of Willa.
409
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:01,227
But I ended up a zero.
410
00:18:01,227 --> 00:18:04,688
Ain't the first time I've been on fire,
it won't be the last. Not your fault.
411
00:18:04,688 --> 00:18:07,024
But I distracted you
in front of a live audience.
412
00:18:07,024 --> 00:18:08,692
Dude, seriously, don't sweat it.
413
00:18:08,692 --> 00:18:11,529
You dreamed big. Getting burned
doesn't mean you give up.
414
00:18:13,197 --> 00:18:14,490
Hang on.
415
00:18:16,909 --> 00:18:18,953
Vunt$, this is for you.
416
00:18:18,953 --> 00:18:20,454
Tight! [laughs]
417
00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:24,375
I-I can't see anything!
418
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:27,461
Human Blind Boy! [chuckles]
419
00:18:27,461 --> 00:18:28,796
- [Stu] Whoa!
- Oh!
420
00:18:28,796 --> 00:18:29,922
[Vinod] I'm okay.
421
00:18:29,922 --> 00:18:33,759
You, um...
You really made a fan, $tunt$.
422
00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:36,428
Yeah, about that, I'm thinking
about hanging up the suit.
423
00:18:37,346 --> 00:18:39,181
Once you cut my guys out of it.
424
00:18:39,181 --> 00:18:41,225
The end of $tunt$?
425
00:18:41,225 --> 00:18:43,602
Yeah, when I was on fire,
all I could think about was you,
426
00:18:43,602 --> 00:18:45,521
and all the stuff we haven't done yet.
427
00:18:45,521 --> 00:18:49,358
You know, like sex and... apple picking.
428
00:18:51,402 --> 00:18:54,613
Wait. When you were thinking
about us apple picking,
429
00:18:54,613 --> 00:18:56,156
was my dad there?
430
00:18:56,156 --> 00:18:57,366
No.
431
00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:02,079
Oh, shit! I've been cured of Incestion!
432
00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:04,164
Yeah! So now we can finally...
433
00:19:04,164 --> 00:19:05,416
go apple picking!
434
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:09,211
Yeah! But it's gonna be a minute
before my boys are back in business.
435
00:19:09,211 --> 00:19:11,005
Oh, right.
436
00:19:11,005 --> 00:19:13,924
Look, I'll admit, I don't love $tunt$.
437
00:19:13,924 --> 00:19:16,927
But it was sweet
the way you handled Vinod.
438
00:19:16,927 --> 00:19:18,304
It was very mature.
439
00:19:18,304 --> 00:19:21,223
Yeah, I dig that little fucker. [chuckles]
440
00:19:27,563 --> 00:19:31,400
I'm sorry about the whole incest thing.
I realize I never apologized.
441
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,027
You just realized that?
442
00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:36,030
You've matured a lot since then.
443
00:19:36,947 --> 00:19:37,948
You have, too.
444
00:19:41,535 --> 00:19:45,873
Are we really going to be deported?
You know I can't leave this place.
445
00:19:45,873 --> 00:19:50,002
Don't worry. It will all work out
the way it should.
446
00:19:51,337 --> 00:19:53,631
We just need to stick to our story.
447
00:19:53,631 --> 00:19:55,507
And what story is that?
448
00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:02,514
Hi, Lexi. Thank you
for saving me with Principal Danner.
449
00:20:02,514 --> 00:20:05,893
- I like to do the right thing.
- You've been cheating off of me all year.
450
00:20:05,893 --> 00:20:07,603
I'm a complicated woman.
451
00:20:07,603 --> 00:20:09,313
Who gets straight A's.
452
00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:10,272
[chuckles]
453
00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:12,358
Don't get too excited.
454
00:20:12,358 --> 00:20:15,527
My dad would say I need
any woman who understands me.
455
00:20:15,527 --> 00:20:16,862
I know what you mean.
456
00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:19,239
My old man loves
to give me dating advice, too.
457
00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:23,202
"Lexi, stop making out with my employees,"
blah, blah, blah. Dads.
458
00:20:23,202 --> 00:20:25,329
Your dad's nosy.
459
00:20:25,329 --> 00:20:26,622
Yeah.
460
00:20:26,622 --> 00:20:31,168
So, you cleared Kamal's name
and got Janice Mills into trouble.
461
00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:33,796
She must have been pretty upset with you.
462
00:20:33,796 --> 00:20:35,839
I was more concerned
about Kamal's feelings.
463
00:20:35,839 --> 00:20:40,052
Imagine being a teenager betrayed
by a teacher you were obsessed with.
464
00:20:40,052 --> 00:20:43,305
Sudha told me our son
went to a dark place.
465
00:20:43,305 --> 00:20:46,517
I'm sorry, but as your friend,
do you want Kamal to go to jail
466
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:48,102
for burning down the Mills' house?
467
00:20:48,102 --> 00:20:49,061
Because listening to you,
468
00:20:49,061 --> 00:20:50,813
even I'm starting to think
he burned down their house.
469
00:20:50,813 --> 00:20:52,439
- [clears throat]
- I'm sorry.
470
00:20:52,439 --> 00:20:54,274
I just don't think
he burned down their house.
471
00:20:54,274 --> 00:20:57,236
At some point, the suit ends
and the man begins.
472
00:20:57,236 --> 00:20:58,320
[Mahesh]
You don't understand.
473
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,532
Sudha said Kamal came to her
looking for an explanation.
474
00:21:01,532 --> 00:21:02,992
And she really helped him.
475
00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:05,160
I don't know how to ask Puppa this,
476
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,955
but why did he go to such crazy lengths
about my grade?
477
00:21:07,955 --> 00:21:09,665
It's not about your grade.
478
00:21:09,665 --> 00:21:12,001
He loves you and he wants to be
a bigger part of your life.
479
00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:15,462
It's funny. He's so brilliant,
he can solve differential equations
480
00:21:15,462 --> 00:21:18,549
about rockets all day long,
and yet when it comes to you...
481
00:21:18,549 --> 00:21:20,509
Puppa says I have many challenges.
482
00:21:20,509 --> 00:21:23,345
Oh, I don't think he sees them
as challenges anymore.
483
00:21:23,345 --> 00:21:25,431
He sees them as everything
that makes you special.
484
00:21:25,431 --> 00:21:27,141
I do feel special.
485
00:21:27,141 --> 00:21:29,351
Everyone feels that way about you.
486
00:21:29,351 --> 00:21:30,477
Not Mrs. Mills.
487
00:21:30,477 --> 00:21:33,063
I feel so burned by her.
488
00:21:33,063 --> 00:21:34,565
And I really liked her.
489
00:21:34,565 --> 00:21:36,942
That cocoa puff has her own issues.
490
00:21:36,942 --> 00:21:40,738
Besides, your father
only wanted to copy me. Me.
491
00:21:40,738 --> 00:21:42,072
[speaks Hindi]
492
00:21:42,072 --> 00:21:44,867
I say you only need Mummi.
493
00:21:44,867 --> 00:21:46,452
Yes, Mummi.
494
00:21:46,452 --> 00:21:47,453
French kiss?
495
00:21:49,121 --> 00:21:52,541
As you know, the Pradeep French kiss
is completely normal.
496
00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:54,043
I once French kissed Jimbo.
497
00:21:55,044 --> 00:21:56,336
It's nice you're so close.
498
00:21:57,337 --> 00:22:00,090
[Dark Suit] Sudha, we know
it was your husband's stupid plan
499
00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:02,843
and you both wanted her gone,
but according to our records,
500
00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,554
Janice Mills was never fired
for what she did to Kamal.
501
00:22:05,554 --> 00:22:09,641
Wow, what an injustice!
Must've burned you up inside.
502
00:22:09,641 --> 00:22:11,477
Ignited a fiery rage.
503
00:22:11,477 --> 00:22:13,645
You know that's never
going to work, right?
504
00:22:15,147 --> 00:22:16,398
Why didn't she get fired?
505
00:22:16,398 --> 00:22:18,275
I have no idea.
506
00:22:24,156 --> 00:22:25,240
Well, hello, neighbors.
507
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,117
I know we have our differences...
508
00:22:27,117 --> 00:22:29,495
Why is Jimbo here? Easy, big guy.
509
00:22:29,495 --> 00:22:31,663
No, I'm just here for moral support.
510
00:22:31,663 --> 00:22:33,707
I know what I did was wrong.
511
00:22:33,707 --> 00:22:35,542
Apology accepted. Good night.
512
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,169
Oh, please, wait.
513
00:22:38,462 --> 00:22:43,425
I don't want to lose my job.
I just let my emotions get away from me.
514
00:22:43,425 --> 00:22:46,637
I have nothing against Kamal.
He is a really sweet kid.
515
00:22:46,637 --> 00:22:47,971
She says it all the time.
516
00:22:49,223 --> 00:22:51,058
Then why were you punishing our son?
517
00:22:51,058 --> 00:22:53,310
Because of how you talk about our son.
518
00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:55,270
Saying he's not good enough
for your daughter.
519
00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:56,438
I don't say that.
520
00:22:56,438 --> 00:22:58,565
Your wife does. All the time.
521
00:22:58,565 --> 00:23:01,026
Calling him racist, calling him dumb.
522
00:23:03,237 --> 00:23:07,616
You know what, I can't do this.
You have my apology.
523
00:23:07,616 --> 00:23:10,494
[voice breaking]
You have my pie. [sniffles]
524
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:13,622
I'm gonna need that dish back.
525
00:23:17,668 --> 00:23:19,169
What was that all about?
526
00:23:19,169 --> 00:23:21,213
You know how my wife got into teaching?
527
00:23:21,213 --> 00:23:23,298
No, but I love a good backstory.
528
00:23:23,298 --> 00:23:27,427
Stu. When he was growing up,
everyone thought he was dumb.
529
00:23:27,427 --> 00:23:31,306
He struggled in school.
Turns out, he's dyslexic.
530
00:23:31,306 --> 00:23:34,726
Janice started home-schooling him.
She really helped him.
531
00:23:34,726 --> 00:23:37,271
That's how she fell in love with teaching.
532
00:23:37,271 --> 00:23:39,189
That's both loving and noble.
533
00:23:39,189 --> 00:23:41,984
You know, you two
aren't all that different.
534
00:23:41,984 --> 00:23:45,529
You'd both do anything for your kids.
She's a real mama bear.
535
00:23:45,529 --> 00:23:49,491
And I'm a papa bear. Don't forget,
the plagiarism was my idea.
536
00:23:49,491 --> 00:23:51,994
Yeah, you might want to let that one go.
537
00:23:51,994 --> 00:23:56,415
Janice is a good teacher.
She just made a really bad mistake.
538
00:23:57,457 --> 00:24:00,502
Enjoy the pie. Ten minutes at 350.
539
00:24:00,502 --> 00:24:04,631
And Mahesh, I recommend you add
a scoop of ice cream. Mango.
540
00:24:08,177 --> 00:24:11,221
He remembered. [sighs]
541
00:24:11,221 --> 00:24:12,723
Are you sure that's what happened?
542
00:24:12,723 --> 00:24:14,474
Word for word what went down.
543
00:24:14,474 --> 00:24:16,685
Principal Danner told us
Mahesh called her the next day
544
00:24:16,685 --> 00:24:18,520
and asked her not to can Janice.
545
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,772
That is very interesting.
546
00:24:20,772 --> 00:24:23,275
Well, Mahesh can be a real sweetie pie.
547
00:24:23,275 --> 00:24:26,528
[Light Suit] So, Mahesh, Kamal and Bhanu
all like the Mills.
548
00:24:26,528 --> 00:24:28,655
That makes Sudha the prime suspect.
549
00:24:28,655 --> 00:24:31,366
But why would Sudha burn down
the Mills' house?
550
00:24:32,492 --> 00:24:34,286
Unless she wanted to get caught.
551
00:24:34,286 --> 00:24:36,121
What did Sudha want most?
552
00:24:36,121 --> 00:24:37,456
Revenge against the Mills.
553
00:24:37,456 --> 00:24:39,374
No, her old life back in India.
554
00:24:39,374 --> 00:24:41,627
Getting caught for this
would get her deported.
555
00:24:41,627 --> 00:24:43,086
Okay, so why not just confess right away?
556
00:24:43,086 --> 00:24:46,215
She'd lose her whole family if
she admitted to something this horrible.
557
00:24:46,215 --> 00:24:49,509
But if she denies it
and they're still deported,
558
00:24:49,509 --> 00:24:50,761
she wins.
559
00:24:50,761 --> 00:24:52,679
- Damn, she's good.
- But we're better.
560
00:24:52,679 --> 00:24:55,015
- Thanks for including me...
- I have a hunch
561
00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:56,934
we're still missing something big.
562
00:24:56,934 --> 00:24:59,102
Tell your wife you're not
coming home for dinner.
563
00:24:59,102 --> 00:25:01,355
We are going to break Sudha Pradeep.
564
00:25:01,355 --> 00:25:02,356
Cool!
565
00:25:03,941 --> 00:25:05,901
[end music playing]
566
00:26:05,002 --> 00:26:07,254
I bet you've never tried it Indian Style.
567
00:26:07,254 --> 00:26:09,673
I'd love to try it Indian Style.
568
00:26:09,673 --> 00:26:11,550
[Bhanu]
Next on the Pradeeps of Pittsburgh...
569
00:26:11,550 --> 00:26:14,636
My parents are gone all weekend,
so we've got my bed, their bed...
570
00:26:14,636 --> 00:26:17,431
Or if you're feeling kinky,
my shower has a handrail in it.
571
00:26:17,431 --> 00:26:18,765
Beats by Dre.
572
00:26:18,765 --> 00:26:20,350
Rockets by Dre!
573
00:26:20,350 --> 00:26:22,436
I'm not sacrificing my dreams.
574
00:26:22,436 --> 00:26:24,813
The only woman who'd marry you
is Mom.
575
00:26:24,813 --> 00:26:27,274
[gagging]
576
00:26:27,274 --> 00:26:30,944
- Are you sure that's what you saw?
- Saw it as clear as day.
577
00:26:30,944 --> 00:26:33,530
Stop, don't move! Ohio State Trooper!