1 00:00:06,153 --> 00:00:08,238 Previously on the Pradeeps of Pittsburgh... 2 00:00:08,238 --> 00:00:10,282 Be a shame to deport 'em. Especially Vinod. 3 00:00:10,282 --> 00:00:12,159 I found this drawing under his chair. 4 00:00:12,159 --> 00:00:13,660 Look at how much that little guy loves it here. 5 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:15,871 They're all going to the Mills' Halloween party. 6 00:00:15,871 --> 00:00:18,498 Which, I swear, Janice is throwing just to ruin my birthday. 7 00:00:18,498 --> 00:00:20,125 - Jimbo, don't shoot him. - Ugh! 8 00:00:20,125 --> 00:00:21,209 Ah! 9 00:00:21,209 --> 00:00:25,046 This wouldn't have happened if your weird boy wasn't afraid of berries. 10 00:00:25,046 --> 00:00:27,299 You are not a good neighbor. 11 00:00:27,299 --> 00:00:29,426 This is our first time, I want it to be special. 12 00:00:29,426 --> 00:00:31,428 I'm thinking Phantom of the Opera. 13 00:00:31,428 --> 00:00:33,472 Shut up and kiss me. 14 00:00:33,472 --> 00:00:35,557 Bhanu, are you banging your dad?! 15 00:00:35,557 --> 00:00:37,976 This is what happens when your Jesus is a cow. 16 00:00:42,522 --> 00:00:46,568 So, Bhanu, after the Halloween incident, Stu blocked your texts. 17 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:48,403 You must've been really hurt by him. 18 00:00:48,403 --> 00:00:51,823 I tried to clear that up, but funny enough, incest lingers. 19 00:00:54,534 --> 00:00:57,120 I can't believe you still haven't apologized for that stunt you pulled. 20 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,663 What stunt? 21 00:00:58,663 --> 00:01:01,374 Letting everyone think I was kissing Dad. Gross. 22 00:01:01,374 --> 00:01:03,794 Ha, you could do a lot worse than Puppa. 23 00:01:03,794 --> 00:01:08,465 But since he's already taken, you could do a lot better than Stu Mills. 24 00:01:08,465 --> 00:01:10,217 Stu's more mature than you think. 25 00:01:10,217 --> 00:01:12,427 Oh, silly, silly child. 26 00:01:12,427 --> 00:01:16,473 Remember what Dad said. Just let me touch the stove. 27 00:01:16,473 --> 00:01:18,058 Otherwise, I'll never learn. 28 00:01:18,058 --> 00:01:20,644 He also said I could take money from your wallet anytime I want. 29 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:25,690 Fine. If you want to date Stu Mills, go ahead and date Stu Mills. 30 00:01:25,690 --> 00:01:26,775 It's your life. 31 00:01:26,775 --> 00:01:29,611 Great. Now can we stop talking about Stu Mills? 32 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:31,321 Calling Stu Mills. 33 00:01:31,321 --> 00:01:32,614 Alexa, can it. 34 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:33,740 Canning it. 35 00:01:33,740 --> 00:01:35,867 Twenty should be fine. 36 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,391 Kamal, something very disturbing 37 00:01:59,391 --> 00:02:01,810 has come to light that affects this case. 38 00:02:01,810 --> 00:02:04,437 I hear Janice Mills tried to flunk you out of school. 39 00:02:05,355 --> 00:02:06,606 Must've made you mad. 40 00:02:06,606 --> 00:02:10,443 That's cold, brother. Especially because we know your tender heart pined for her. 41 00:02:10,443 --> 00:02:12,654 I didn't have a problem with Mrs. Mills. 42 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:16,992 I had a problem with Mr. Pradeep. He stuck his nose where it didn't belong. 43 00:02:16,992 --> 00:02:19,369 Mrs. Mills? May I? 44 00:02:19,369 --> 00:02:21,705 Mr. Pradeep, you may. 45 00:02:21,705 --> 00:02:23,498 Oh, those composition books. 46 00:02:23,498 --> 00:02:25,959 Don't get me started on their antiquated design. 47 00:02:25,959 --> 00:02:28,503 Okay, I won't. What's up? 48 00:02:28,503 --> 00:02:31,381 I've come to see you about Kamal's abysmal English grade. 49 00:02:31,381 --> 00:02:35,927 Oh, okay. It looks like he's getting a... C. 50 00:02:35,927 --> 00:02:37,762 The Indian F. 51 00:02:37,762 --> 00:02:41,308 He must not be focusing in class. Is anything distracting him? 52 00:02:41,308 --> 00:02:43,059 Hmm. Let me think. 53 00:02:43,059 --> 00:02:45,437 He's usually very attentive. 54 00:02:48,857 --> 00:02:54,112 - ♪ 'Cause I'm dreaming of you tonight ♪ - 55 00:02:54,112 --> 00:02:57,699 - ♪ Till tomorrow ♪ - 56 00:02:57,699 --> 00:03:00,118 - ♪ I'll be holding you tight ♪ - Eww. 57 00:03:00,118 --> 00:03:06,124 ♪ And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be ♪ 58 00:03:07,626 --> 00:03:10,921 ♪ Than here in my room ♪ 59 00:03:10,921 --> 00:03:15,634 ♪ Dreaming about you and me ♪ 60 00:03:15,634 --> 00:03:17,260 Nope, nothing comes to mind. 61 00:03:17,260 --> 00:03:20,639 - Then I guess he needs help. - I suppose Sudha will help with this? 62 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:22,098 No, this time, I will help him. 63 00:03:22,098 --> 00:03:24,267 By finding someone else to help him. 64 00:03:24,267 --> 00:03:25,852 Do you have a list of tutors? 65 00:03:25,852 --> 00:03:27,562 Ask DeeAnn in the front office. 66 00:03:27,562 --> 00:03:32,150 DeeAnn. Let me guess, that's spelled with two E's and two N's. 67 00:03:32,150 --> 00:03:33,443 You've got it. 68 00:03:33,443 --> 00:03:34,778 Mm! 69 00:03:34,778 --> 00:03:36,404 Hello, DeeAnn. 70 00:03:36,404 --> 00:03:37,989 Do you have a list of tutors for my son? 71 00:03:37,989 --> 00:03:40,283 Sure do. What kind are you looking for? 72 00:03:40,283 --> 00:03:41,242 Asian. 73 00:03:41,242 --> 00:03:42,869 I mean, what subject? 74 00:03:42,869 --> 00:03:45,038 - Oh, sorry. English. - Uh-huh. 75 00:03:45,038 --> 00:03:46,748 But still, Asian preferred. 76 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:49,960 Uh... Sorry, they're all booked. 77 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:54,631 Okay then. How about, and I ask this delicately, 78 00:03:54,631 --> 00:03:55,966 any Jewish? 79 00:03:55,966 --> 00:03:59,094 Here's the list. We have some smart white people, too. 80 00:03:59,094 --> 00:04:00,553 First class. 81 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:06,101 So, Mahesh, why all of a sudden were you so eager to help Kamal? 82 00:04:06,101 --> 00:04:09,020 Is it because he's troubled? Maybe dangerous? 83 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:11,481 Flame on. 84 00:04:11,481 --> 00:04:14,484 No. I'd always left Kamal to Sudha. 85 00:04:14,484 --> 00:04:16,653 I wanted to be more involved with him, 86 00:04:16,653 --> 00:04:18,863 and grades were a problem I could fix. 87 00:04:18,863 --> 00:04:20,949 He might have bigger problems now. 88 00:04:20,949 --> 00:04:22,117 What are you talking about? 89 00:04:22,117 --> 00:04:26,287 Your son is the prime suspect for burning down the Mills' house. 90 00:04:26,287 --> 00:04:28,999 Preposterous. Kamal didn't do anything. 91 00:04:28,999 --> 00:04:32,669 And when you hear the rest, his name will be as clear as my urine 92 00:04:32,669 --> 00:04:35,755 when properly hydrated as per Ayurvedic principles. 93 00:04:35,755 --> 00:04:36,881 Hm. 94 00:04:42,637 --> 00:04:45,390 What? What's wrong? Was my tongue too aggressive? 95 00:04:45,390 --> 00:04:47,726 No, no. It was perfect. 96 00:04:48,768 --> 00:04:52,063 I just can't stop thinking about you making out with your dad. 97 00:04:52,063 --> 00:04:53,815 But that never happened. 98 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:54,899 No, I know, but it's... 99 00:04:54,899 --> 00:04:58,445 You know, it's like that lie, like, planted itself in my brain, 100 00:04:58,445 --> 00:05:00,363 and now it's reality. 101 00:05:00,363 --> 00:05:04,034 It's like Inception, but with incest. 102 00:05:04,034 --> 00:05:05,869 Oh, so like, Incestion. 103 00:05:05,869 --> 00:05:09,164 Dude, your word play. So perfect. 104 00:05:09,164 --> 00:05:10,874 I love everything about you. 105 00:05:10,874 --> 00:05:12,751 I love hanging with you, 106 00:05:12,751 --> 00:05:16,379 I love kickin' it with you, I love chillin' with you. 107 00:05:16,379 --> 00:05:19,215 I just... I can't look at your hot bod 108 00:05:19,215 --> 00:05:21,634 without thinking about your dad all over it. 109 00:05:21,634 --> 00:05:23,344 Okay, how do we get past this? 110 00:05:24,345 --> 00:05:26,306 Maybe if you show me your boobs, I'll forget about your dad. 111 00:05:26,306 --> 00:05:27,849 I don't think that'll help. 112 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:31,644 Oh, God, you have your dad's nipples, don't you? 113 00:05:33,313 --> 00:05:35,774 Oh, come on! 114 00:05:35,774 --> 00:05:38,068 I have the hairy toes of my grandmother. 115 00:05:38,068 --> 00:05:39,861 But enough about genetics. 116 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:42,113 How did you manage to get past Incestion? 117 00:05:42,113 --> 00:05:45,075 The key to having sex with my boyfriend was my little brother. 118 00:05:45,075 --> 00:05:49,245 Bhanu! I didn't know Stu was an internet celebrity. 119 00:05:49,245 --> 00:05:50,580 Check it out! 120 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:54,959 What is up, guys? $tunt$ here with my sickest stoont yet. 121 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:58,004 - Human Pogo Stick. - 122 00:05:58,004 --> 00:06:00,381 What the hell? How did you find this? 123 00:06:00,381 --> 00:06:02,050 Alexa suggested it. 124 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:05,011 Probably because we're always talking about Stu around her. 125 00:06:05,011 --> 00:06:07,138 Here comes the sweet nasty! 126 00:06:07,138 --> 00:06:10,642 Whoo! 127 00:06:10,642 --> 00:06:13,228 Smash that like button! 128 00:06:13,228 --> 00:06:16,606 $tunt$ out! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! 129 00:06:16,606 --> 00:06:19,692 - $tunt$! $tunt$! - There's more! 130 00:06:19,692 --> 00:06:22,362 Want to see a compilation of $tunt$ skateboarding into walls? 131 00:06:22,362 --> 00:06:23,613 You like this? 132 00:06:23,613 --> 00:06:27,826 Risking his life for internet fame? What a patriot! 133 00:06:27,826 --> 00:06:30,578 - I can't believe that's Stu. - It's not Stu. 134 00:06:30,578 --> 00:06:33,665 It's $tunt$. Come on, $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! 135 00:06:33,665 --> 00:06:36,376 - Are you feeling it? - No. 136 00:06:43,091 --> 00:06:44,384 S'up, slut? 137 00:06:44,384 --> 00:06:46,761 Trevor? What are you doing here? 138 00:06:46,761 --> 00:06:48,513 Wouldn't you like to know, hmm? 139 00:06:48,513 --> 00:06:50,807 How do you even know where I live? 140 00:06:50,807 --> 00:06:53,393 I know everything about you, Bhanu. 141 00:06:53,393 --> 00:06:55,228 I know you're getting pills from Ohio. 142 00:06:55,228 --> 00:06:57,730 I know you're working with Lexi. Yeah, that's right. 143 00:06:57,730 --> 00:07:00,066 I know you're using her aunt's bakery truck. 144 00:07:00,066 --> 00:07:01,609 I have all the evidence. 145 00:07:01,609 --> 00:07:04,112 You put me out of business, and I'm here for payback. 146 00:07:04,112 --> 00:07:05,947 Oh, yeah, I'm giving all of this to your parents, 147 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:07,532 and there's nothing you can do about it. 148 00:07:08,992 --> 00:07:11,202 I kid, I kid. 149 00:07:12,162 --> 00:07:13,538 Seriously, why are you here? 150 00:07:13,538 --> 00:07:15,248 I'm an English tutor now. 151 00:07:15,248 --> 00:07:16,916 Dealing knowledge. 152 00:07:16,916 --> 00:07:18,585 You putting me out of business made me realize 153 00:07:18,585 --> 00:07:21,004 there are more dummies than druggies. 154 00:07:21,004 --> 00:07:22,380 Wow, that's so clever. 155 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:24,007 Easy dollars, girl. 156 00:07:25,091 --> 00:07:27,468 OMG, what a beautifully average home you have. 157 00:07:27,468 --> 00:07:30,555 Eat it, Trevor. And try not to steal anything. 158 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:34,767 First of all, Trevor, there's something you need to know. 159 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:36,144 I hate these things. 160 00:07:36,144 --> 00:07:37,687 Awful design. 161 00:07:37,687 --> 00:07:38,897 I think they're cool. 162 00:07:38,897 --> 00:07:40,356 What's so cool about them? 163 00:07:40,356 --> 00:07:44,152 Is it cool you have to bend it backwards to keep it from shutting on itself? 164 00:07:44,152 --> 00:07:46,529 Or is it cool that for some sadistic reason 165 00:07:46,529 --> 00:07:48,114 they've chosen not to perforate, 166 00:07:48,114 --> 00:07:50,325 preventing you from ever tearing out a page 167 00:07:50,325 --> 00:07:53,620 so you're stuck with your mistakes until the very end of time? 168 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:56,915 I could fill a hundred of these with my hatred of these. 169 00:07:58,666 --> 00:08:00,835 So... Kamal? 170 00:08:00,835 --> 00:08:02,295 He'll be down here soon. 171 00:08:02,295 --> 00:08:04,505 Don't you worry, Mr. Pradeep, when I'm done with him, 172 00:08:04,505 --> 00:08:06,090 learning will be his new addiction. 173 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:10,011 I'm gonna mainline grammar and literature right into his veins. 174 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,638 Do it, Trevor. 175 00:08:13,181 --> 00:08:17,602 Open with confidence, close it like a boss. 176 00:08:17,602 --> 00:08:19,646 Emigrate versus Immigrate. 177 00:08:19,646 --> 00:08:21,397 I emigrated from the paradise of India 178 00:08:21,397 --> 00:08:23,650 and immigrated to the butthole that is America. 179 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:25,276 Irregardless versus Regardless. 180 00:08:25,276 --> 00:08:26,736 Irregardless is not a word, 181 00:08:26,736 --> 00:08:29,030 regardless of the sellouts at Merriam-Webster. 182 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:30,031 Those spineless punks. 183 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:32,325 Come on, work those thumbs. Faster! Faster! Faster! 184 00:08:32,325 --> 00:08:33,743 - Ah! - Cramp? 185 00:08:33,743 --> 00:08:36,329 - Yes. - First-timers get those a lot. 186 00:08:36,329 --> 00:08:37,914 Proper use of an exclamation point. 187 00:08:37,914 --> 00:08:39,749 Never! It's a sign of weak writing! 188 00:08:39,749 --> 00:08:41,376 Nice! Are you feeling that high? 189 00:08:41,376 --> 00:08:43,127 Give! Me! More! 190 00:08:43,127 --> 00:08:45,213 Easy, buddy, one dose at a time. 191 00:08:45,213 --> 00:08:48,466 Trevor was a great influence on an impressionable young mind. 192 00:08:48,466 --> 00:08:50,760 But he was about to teach me something, too. 193 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,596 I read Kamal's essays. They're great. 194 00:08:53,596 --> 00:08:55,765 I had Mrs. Mills, and she never graded this hard. 195 00:08:55,765 --> 00:08:58,434 It's almost like she has a personal vendetta. 196 00:08:58,434 --> 00:09:00,186 But that doesn't make any sense. 197 00:09:00,186 --> 00:09:03,273 Hm. Oh, it makes sense, Trevor. 198 00:09:03,273 --> 00:09:05,566 Thank you. How much do I owe you? 199 00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:07,902 First one's free. That's my policy. 200 00:09:07,902 --> 00:09:09,862 Delightful boy. 201 00:09:09,862 --> 00:09:11,114 Hold on. 202 00:09:11,114 --> 00:09:13,533 You said you were gonna prove Kamal's innocence. 203 00:09:13,533 --> 00:09:16,703 Yes, by exposing Janice's guilt in grading Kamal unfairly. 204 00:09:16,703 --> 00:09:17,912 Uh-huh. 205 00:09:17,912 --> 00:09:21,332 Knowing you as well as I now do... elaborate plan? 206 00:09:21,332 --> 00:09:23,001 You betcha. 207 00:09:23,001 --> 00:09:24,294 Yeah. 208 00:09:24,294 --> 00:09:27,547 The idea came to me after the tutoring session. 209 00:09:27,547 --> 00:09:29,507 Trevor had left his notebook behind. 210 00:09:29,507 --> 00:09:34,387 And upon further inspection, he had received an A+ on an essay. 211 00:09:34,387 --> 00:09:37,181 After an intense battle with the infernal design 212 00:09:37,181 --> 00:09:39,267 of these medieval composition books, 213 00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:43,479 I had the brilliant idea to copy Trevor's essay into Kamal's notebook. 214 00:09:44,772 --> 00:09:47,650 It was such a clever, clever plan. 215 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:50,278 Kamal really lucked out having me as a father. 216 00:09:50,278 --> 00:09:53,281 Eh, I wouldn't gloat. 217 00:09:53,281 --> 00:09:55,491 Then Kamal, none the wiser, 218 00:09:55,491 --> 00:09:59,120 would take Trevor's A+ essay to school and turn it in to Janice, 219 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,581 who would think Kamal wrote it. 220 00:10:03,249 --> 00:10:05,752 As she reads the A+ work, 221 00:10:05,752 --> 00:10:10,340 Janice would give it a bad grade and reveal her vendetta against our family. 222 00:10:11,716 --> 00:10:13,926 Finally getting justice for our son. 223 00:10:13,926 --> 00:10:15,928 In theory. 224 00:10:15,928 --> 00:10:18,931 Mummi, I have been suspended for plagiarism. 225 00:10:18,931 --> 00:10:20,808 What has your father done? 226 00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:25,355 This may seem crazy, but do you think Puppa may have plagiarized in my name? 227 00:10:25,355 --> 00:10:28,733 Sounds very cunning, like something I would do. 228 00:10:28,733 --> 00:10:32,987 But it's more like your father to get caught. So yes, definitely. 229 00:10:39,535 --> 00:10:41,954 Bhanu, let's circle back to how your little brother 230 00:10:41,954 --> 00:10:44,040 affected your relationship with Stu. 231 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:47,126 As much as I was hot for Stu, I was not hot for $tunt$. 232 00:10:47,126 --> 00:10:49,170 Why can't I find $tunt$ on YouTube? 233 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,797 He spells it with dollar signs. 234 00:10:50,797 --> 00:10:55,051 Oh, there he is... with his head in a bull's ass. 235 00:10:55,051 --> 00:10:56,552 I couldn't unsee that. 236 00:10:56,552 --> 00:10:57,845 Oh, my God! 237 00:10:57,845 --> 00:10:59,847 I wanted to re-see that. 238 00:10:59,847 --> 00:11:02,266 Another reason why I love America. 239 00:11:02,266 --> 00:11:04,519 Yeah. I saw your drawing. 240 00:11:04,519 --> 00:11:05,895 What drawing? 241 00:11:07,397 --> 00:11:08,606 I didn't draw that. 242 00:11:10,733 --> 00:11:12,777 But I heart $tunt$. 243 00:11:12,777 --> 00:11:14,654 You want to be my assistant, huh? 244 00:11:14,654 --> 00:11:16,280 I just think I can help. 245 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,699 This is dangerous stuff, kid. Lighting your farts is no joke. 246 00:11:18,699 --> 00:11:20,493 I make cool videos all the time. 247 00:11:20,493 --> 00:11:21,828 Like what? 248 00:11:21,828 --> 00:11:25,331 I once taped my mom's Samsung Galaxy to a street monkey 249 00:11:25,331 --> 00:11:27,834 because I wanted to see India through his eyes. 250 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:30,128 - Show me the video. - The monkey ran away. 251 00:11:30,128 --> 00:11:33,756 Legend has it, he still roams the streets of Ahmedabad, 252 00:11:33,756 --> 00:11:35,883 giving people Wi-Fi hot spots. 253 00:11:35,883 --> 00:11:38,344 Little man, big ideas. What else you got? 254 00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:40,430 It's hard to top Human Chainsaw. 255 00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:42,598 She is as beautiful as she is deadly. 256 00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:45,643 She sure is. But my dad designs rockets, 257 00:11:45,643 --> 00:11:48,604 so I was thinking Human Rocket! 258 00:11:48,604 --> 00:11:53,734 All right. Sounds lit. One question. Are you as weird as your dork brother? 259 00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:55,862 No, I'm the cool one. 260 00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:57,989 Welcome to $tunt$ Worldwide. 261 00:11:57,989 --> 00:12:00,032 So, go like this: $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! 262 00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:01,993 $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! 263 00:12:01,993 --> 00:12:04,203 - Get free with it. - $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! 264 00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:07,790 Your little guy was thriving in America. 265 00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:09,917 Vinod makes friends wherever he goes. 266 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:11,419 Just like his old man. 267 00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:13,337 Okay, let's get back to your other son. 268 00:12:13,337 --> 00:12:14,839 If we must. 269 00:12:14,839 --> 00:12:18,384 Your story was supposed to clear Kamal, but Janice getting him suspended 270 00:12:18,384 --> 00:12:21,053 seems like an even stronger motive to burn down the Mills' house. 271 00:12:21,053 --> 00:12:24,182 But don't forget, Mahesh is who caused it. 272 00:12:24,182 --> 00:12:25,850 I thought I'd get away with it, 273 00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:28,394 but instead, we got sent to the Principal's office. 274 00:12:28,394 --> 00:12:31,397 We're sorry to take up your time, Principal Danner. 275 00:12:31,397 --> 00:12:33,774 Oh, this is the highlight of my day. 276 00:12:33,774 --> 00:12:37,236 After this, I'm looking at four hours of pencil budgets. 277 00:12:37,236 --> 00:12:39,197 Alice, this is an open-and-shut case. 278 00:12:39,197 --> 00:12:42,116 Kamal plagiarized my former student's essay. 279 00:12:42,116 --> 00:12:45,703 Uh-uh-uh, I plagiarized the essay in Kamal's handwriting. 280 00:12:45,703 --> 00:12:48,247 Interesting. Bad dad. 281 00:12:48,247 --> 00:12:50,249 No, good dad. Bad teacher. 282 00:12:50,249 --> 00:12:53,544 Janice Mills is one of our finest educators. 283 00:12:53,544 --> 00:12:55,838 And she's racist against our son. 284 00:12:55,838 --> 00:12:59,717 Whoa, I don't even see color. To me, everyone's white. 285 00:12:59,717 --> 00:13:03,721 It's no coincidence Kamal gets A's in every class except hers. 286 00:13:03,721 --> 00:13:05,806 Maybe Kamal's bad at English. 287 00:13:05,806 --> 00:13:09,393 I'm not saying that because he's Indian. 288 00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:12,772 Diversity makes our school stronger. 289 00:13:12,772 --> 00:13:15,900 An exchange student from Michigan made that. 290 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,653 Kamal excels in English. Trevor said so. 291 00:13:18,653 --> 00:13:21,155 Trevor, the 11th grade drug dealer? 292 00:13:21,155 --> 00:13:22,823 That proves our point. 293 00:13:22,823 --> 00:13:26,953 Even on drugs, that boy knows that Kamal was robbed of an A. Huh? 294 00:13:26,953 --> 00:13:30,039 Bottom line is, Mrs. Mills is morally bankrupt. 295 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,709 - And we demand for her immediate removal. - Mm-hmm. 296 00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:37,171 Janice, are these accusations true? 297 00:13:37,171 --> 00:13:39,340 I'm surprised you would even ask that 298 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:44,095 of a three-time Allegheny Hills High School Silver Apple Award winner. 299 00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:47,139 S'up, Maggie. Can I get a hall pass, please? 300 00:13:47,139 --> 00:13:49,392 I'm about to make you a believer. 301 00:13:49,392 --> 00:13:52,061 Lexi, sweetheart, come in here. 302 00:13:53,646 --> 00:13:55,147 It's okay, don't worry. 303 00:13:55,147 --> 00:13:57,149 Just one question. 304 00:13:57,149 --> 00:14:00,444 Have I ever treated anyone unfairly in my class? 305 00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:03,489 I want full immunity. 306 00:14:03,489 --> 00:14:04,615 Sure. 307 00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:15,668 Human Rocket simulation was a success. 308 00:14:15,668 --> 00:14:17,837 Only mild risk of brain damage. 309 00:14:17,837 --> 00:14:19,547 Sweet. You ready for human trials? 310 00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:21,215 I'd like to volunteer myself. 311 00:14:21,215 --> 00:14:24,135 - Who are you talking to? - $tunt$. He gave me a walkie. 312 00:14:26,637 --> 00:14:28,681 Stu, we need to talk. Can you come over? 313 00:14:28,681 --> 00:14:30,391 No, sorry, I'm super-glued to a barrel. 314 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,476 Oh, Human Barrel's gonna be great! 315 00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:34,228 Just leave my brother out of this. 316 00:14:34,228 --> 00:14:36,147 But he's my protege, Vunt$. 317 00:14:36,147 --> 00:14:38,941 - No, I don't want him to be Vunt$. - Why don't you want him to be Vunt$? 318 00:14:38,941 --> 00:14:41,027 Yeah, why don't you want me to be Vunt$? 319 00:14:42,570 --> 00:14:44,196 Because one day you might have a girlfriend 320 00:14:44,196 --> 00:14:46,490 who might think you're funny and hot and cool, 321 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:48,242 and then Vunt$ comes along and makes her question everything. 322 00:14:48,242 --> 00:14:50,828 Like, why did she get baptized for this immature doof? 323 00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:53,998 Why would my future girlfriend get baptized? 324 00:14:53,998 --> 00:14:56,709 Because she thought she was smarter than she was. 325 00:14:56,709 --> 00:14:57,918 But her mom was right. 326 00:14:57,918 --> 00:14:59,629 She touched the stove and she got burned. 327 00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:04,467 $tunt$, two words: Human Stove. 328 00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:06,677 Oh, two words back atcha: tight. 329 00:15:06,677 --> 00:15:07,803 $tunt$! $tunt$! 330 00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:09,805 $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! $tunt$! 331 00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:11,766 $tunt$! $tunt$! 332 00:15:13,017 --> 00:15:15,519 Lexi, given what I've told you, do you think Mrs. Mills 333 00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:17,104 treated Kamal unfairly? 334 00:15:19,023 --> 00:15:20,483 I still have full immunity? 335 00:15:20,483 --> 00:15:22,860 For the next 20 seconds. Make it count. 336 00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:25,946 Okay. I stole a laptop from the computer lab. 337 00:15:25,946 --> 00:15:28,032 I bribed a ref at my lacrosse game. 338 00:15:28,032 --> 00:15:30,618 And Mrs. Mills is definitely grading Kamal unfairly 339 00:15:30,618 --> 00:15:33,788 because she gives me A's for work I copy off of him. 340 00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:35,623 Finish up those exams. 341 00:15:41,128 --> 00:15:43,005 - I knew it. - Mrs. Mills? 342 00:15:43,005 --> 00:15:46,133 Janice, I think it's best you take the rest of the week off 343 00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:48,135 while we consider your future here. 344 00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:49,804 Meeting adjourned. 345 00:15:49,804 --> 00:15:52,932 And as for you, Mr. Pradeep, 346 00:15:52,932 --> 00:15:56,310 the next time you have an issue with one of our teachers, 347 00:15:56,310 --> 00:16:00,106 maybe just shoot me an email instead of plagiarizing. 348 00:16:00,106 --> 00:16:01,065 Copy that. 349 00:16:01,065 --> 00:16:04,151 Uh, sorry. Poor choice of words. 350 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:10,032 As my family left Mrs. Mills to contemplate her future, 351 00:16:10,032 --> 00:16:13,494 I was contemplating my own future with her son. 352 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:14,954 Hear ye, hear ye! 353 00:16:14,954 --> 00:16:19,792 Prepare yourself for the flaming wonders of the Human Stove! 354 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:21,419 Oh. Stuve. Human Stuve. 355 00:16:21,419 --> 00:16:23,379 Human Stuve! 356 00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:27,925 Yo! Once I light up, I'll skateboard into this meat curtain 357 00:16:27,925 --> 00:16:29,677 and cook a nice dinner for all my fans. 358 00:16:29,677 --> 00:16:32,596 Even got some hot dogs on there for you vegans. 359 00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:33,764 Let's go! 360 00:16:33,764 --> 00:16:36,100 Hey, Willa, glad you made it. Where's Mo? 361 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,602 I forgot to tell him. Oops. 362 00:16:38,602 --> 00:16:41,230 - I can text him for you. - Mm-mm. 363 00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:43,190 Hurry up, dumpster boy, we're starving. 364 00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:46,026 Quiet! $tunt$ needs to get in the zone. 365 00:16:47,069 --> 00:16:50,698 Dear Lord, bless this $tunt. Make it the best $tunt ever. 366 00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:51,657 Amen. 367 00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:53,868 Let's zip it and rip it! 368 00:16:55,035 --> 00:16:56,287 Ah! 369 00:16:56,287 --> 00:16:57,955 Ew, his nuts! 370 00:16:57,955 --> 00:16:59,749 Oh, it hurts to go up, it hurts to go down! Help! 371 00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:01,876 - It's stuck! - Wait, I'll lube it up for you! 372 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:05,504 Go, Vinod! V-I-N-O-D! Vinod! 373 00:17:05,504 --> 00:17:08,132 - Oh, it stings! - Look out for the lighter! 374 00:17:10,885 --> 00:17:12,803 - Oh, my God! - Ah! Bhanu, do something! 375 00:17:12,803 --> 00:17:16,849 Anyone, do something! I'm cooking the wrong meat! 376 00:17:16,849 --> 00:17:18,976 This is lame. I don't wanna watch a guy die. 377 00:17:18,976 --> 00:17:20,811 Let's just go to Burger King. 378 00:17:20,811 --> 00:17:22,480 - Bhanu! Get it! - Ah! 379 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,315 Ah! 380 00:17:24,315 --> 00:17:26,817 Oh, shit! Hit it again! Ah! 381 00:17:28,903 --> 00:17:32,656 Little $tunt$, you still there? 382 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,869 Stay safe, handsome. 383 00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:39,288 Where are they going? 384 00:17:39,288 --> 00:17:41,499 My mom can microwave you guys some hot dogs. 385 00:17:41,499 --> 00:17:44,210 Yep, that was the man I loved. 386 00:17:48,798 --> 00:17:50,382 Please be careful down there. 387 00:17:50,382 --> 00:17:54,804 Don't worry. I may have my dad's nipples, but I have my mom's steady hands. 388 00:17:54,804 --> 00:17:56,639 $tunt$, I blame myself. 389 00:17:56,639 --> 00:17:59,433 I was trying to be a hero in front of Willa. 390 00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:01,227 But I ended up a zero. 391 00:18:01,227 --> 00:18:04,688 Ain't the first time I've been on fire, it won't be the last. Not your fault. 392 00:18:04,688 --> 00:18:07,024 But I distracted you in front of a live audience. 393 00:18:07,024 --> 00:18:08,692 Dude, seriously, don't sweat it. 394 00:18:08,692 --> 00:18:11,529 You dreamed big. Getting burned doesn't mean you give up. 395 00:18:13,197 --> 00:18:14,490 Hang on. 396 00:18:16,909 --> 00:18:18,953 Vunt$, this is for you. 397 00:18:18,953 --> 00:18:20,454 Tight! 398 00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:24,375 I-I can't see anything! 399 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:27,461 Human Blind Boy! 400 00:18:27,461 --> 00:18:28,796 - Whoa! - Oh! 401 00:18:28,796 --> 00:18:29,922 I'm okay. 402 00:18:29,922 --> 00:18:33,759 You, um... You really made a fan, $tunt$. 403 00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:36,428 Yeah, about that, I'm thinking about hanging up the suit. 404 00:18:37,346 --> 00:18:39,181 Once you cut my guys out of it. 405 00:18:39,181 --> 00:18:41,225 The end of $tunt$? 406 00:18:41,225 --> 00:18:43,602 Yeah, when I was on fire, all I could think about was you, 407 00:18:43,602 --> 00:18:45,521 and all the stuff we haven't done yet. 408 00:18:45,521 --> 00:18:49,358 You know, like sex and... apple picking. 409 00:18:51,402 --> 00:18:54,613 Wait. When you were thinking about us apple picking, 410 00:18:54,613 --> 00:18:56,156 was my dad there? 411 00:18:56,156 --> 00:18:57,366 No. 412 00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:02,079 Oh, shit! I've been cured of Incestion! 413 00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:04,164 Yeah! So now we can finally... 414 00:19:04,164 --> 00:19:05,416 go apple picking! 415 00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:09,211 Yeah! But it's gonna be a minute before my boys are back in business. 416 00:19:09,211 --> 00:19:11,005 Oh, right. 417 00:19:11,005 --> 00:19:13,924 Look, I'll admit, I don't love $tunt$. 418 00:19:13,924 --> 00:19:16,927 But it was sweet the way you handled Vinod. 419 00:19:16,927 --> 00:19:18,304 It was very mature. 420 00:19:18,304 --> 00:19:21,223 Yeah, I dig that little fucker. 421 00:19:27,563 --> 00:19:31,400 I'm sorry about the whole incest thing. I realize I never apologized. 422 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,027 You just realized that? 423 00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:36,030 You've matured a lot since then. 424 00:19:36,947 --> 00:19:37,948 You have, too. 425 00:19:41,535 --> 00:19:45,873 Are we really going to be deported? You know I can't leave this place. 426 00:19:45,873 --> 00:19:50,002 Don't worry. It will all work out the way it should. 427 00:19:51,337 --> 00:19:53,631 We just need to stick to our story. 428 00:19:53,631 --> 00:19:55,507 And what story is that? 429 00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:02,514 Hi, Lexi. Thank you for saving me with Principal Danner. 430 00:20:02,514 --> 00:20:05,893 - I like to do the right thing. - You've been cheating off of me all year. 431 00:20:05,893 --> 00:20:07,603 I'm a complicated woman. 432 00:20:07,603 --> 00:20:09,313 Who gets straight A's. 433 00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:12,358 Don't get too excited. 434 00:20:12,358 --> 00:20:15,527 My dad would say I need any woman who understands me. 435 00:20:15,527 --> 00:20:16,862 I know what you mean. 436 00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:19,239 My old man loves to give me dating advice, too. 437 00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:23,202 "Lexi, stop making out with my employees," blah, blah, blah. Dads. 438 00:20:23,202 --> 00:20:25,329 Your dad's nosy. 439 00:20:25,329 --> 00:20:26,622 Yeah. 440 00:20:26,622 --> 00:20:31,168 So, you cleared Kamal's name and got Janice Mills into trouble. 441 00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:33,796 She must have been pretty upset with you. 442 00:20:33,796 --> 00:20:35,839 I was more concerned about Kamal's feelings. 443 00:20:35,839 --> 00:20:40,052 Imagine being a teenager betrayed by a teacher you were obsessed with. 444 00:20:40,052 --> 00:20:43,305 Sudha told me our son went to a dark place. 445 00:20:43,305 --> 00:20:46,517 I'm sorry, but as your friend, do you want Kamal to go to jail 446 00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:48,102 for burning down the Mills' house? 447 00:20:48,102 --> 00:20:49,061 Because listening to you, 448 00:20:49,061 --> 00:20:50,813 even I'm starting to think he burned down their house. 449 00:20:50,813 --> 00:20:52,439 I'm sorry. 450 00:20:52,439 --> 00:20:54,274 I just don't think he burned down their house. 451 00:20:54,274 --> 00:20:57,236 At some point, the suit ends and the man begins. 452 00:20:57,236 --> 00:20:58,320 You don't understand. 453 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,532 Sudha said Kamal came to her looking for an explanation. 454 00:21:01,532 --> 00:21:02,992 And she really helped him. 455 00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:05,160 I don't know how to ask Puppa this, 456 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,955 but why did he go to such crazy lengths about my grade? 457 00:21:07,955 --> 00:21:09,665 It's not about your grade. 458 00:21:09,665 --> 00:21:12,001 He loves you and he wants to be a bigger part of your life. 459 00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:15,462 It's funny. He's so brilliant, he can solve differential equations 460 00:21:15,462 --> 00:21:18,549 about rockets all day long, and yet when it comes to you... 461 00:21:18,549 --> 00:21:20,509 Puppa says I have many challenges. 462 00:21:20,509 --> 00:21:23,345 Oh, I don't think he sees them as challenges anymore. 463 00:21:23,345 --> 00:21:25,431 He sees them as everything that makes you special. 464 00:21:25,431 --> 00:21:27,141 I do feel special. 465 00:21:27,141 --> 00:21:29,351 Everyone feels that way about you. 466 00:21:29,351 --> 00:21:30,477 Not Mrs. Mills. 467 00:21:30,477 --> 00:21:33,063 I feel so burned by her. 468 00:21:33,063 --> 00:21:34,565 And I really liked her. 469 00:21:34,565 --> 00:21:36,942 That cocoa puff has her own issues. 470 00:21:36,942 --> 00:21:40,738 Besides, your father only wanted to copy me. Me. 471 00:21:42,072 --> 00:21:44,867 I say you only need Mummi. 472 00:21:44,867 --> 00:21:46,452 Yes, Mummi. 473 00:21:46,452 --> 00:21:47,453 French kiss? 474 00:21:49,121 --> 00:21:52,541 As you know, the Pradeep French kiss is completely normal. 475 00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:54,043 I once French kissed Jimbo. 476 00:21:55,044 --> 00:21:56,336 It's nice you're so close. 477 00:21:57,337 --> 00:22:00,090 Sudha, we know it was your husband's stupid plan 478 00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:02,843 and you both wanted her gone, but according to our records, 479 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,554 Janice Mills was never fired for what she did to Kamal. 480 00:22:05,554 --> 00:22:09,641 Wow, what an injustice! Must've burned you up inside. 481 00:22:09,641 --> 00:22:11,477 Ignited a fiery rage. 482 00:22:11,477 --> 00:22:13,645 You know that's never going to work, right? 483 00:22:15,147 --> 00:22:16,398 Why didn't she get fired? 484 00:22:16,398 --> 00:22:18,275 I have no idea. 485 00:22:24,156 --> 00:22:25,240 Well, hello, neighbors. 486 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,117 I know we have our differences... 487 00:22:27,117 --> 00:22:29,495 Why is Jimbo here? Easy, big guy. 488 00:22:29,495 --> 00:22:31,663 No, I'm just here for moral support. 489 00:22:31,663 --> 00:22:33,707 I know what I did was wrong. 490 00:22:33,707 --> 00:22:35,542 Apology accepted. Good night. 491 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,169 Oh, please, wait. 492 00:22:38,462 --> 00:22:43,425 I don't want to lose my job. I just let my emotions get away from me. 493 00:22:43,425 --> 00:22:46,637 I have nothing against Kamal. He is a really sweet kid. 494 00:22:46,637 --> 00:22:47,971 She says it all the time. 495 00:22:49,223 --> 00:22:51,058 Then why were you punishing our son? 496 00:22:51,058 --> 00:22:53,310 Because of how you talk about our son. 497 00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:55,270 Saying he's not good enough for your daughter. 498 00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:56,438 I don't say that. 499 00:22:56,438 --> 00:22:58,565 Your wife does. All the time. 500 00:22:58,565 --> 00:23:01,026 Calling him racist, calling him dumb. 501 00:23:03,237 --> 00:23:07,616 You know what, I can't do this. You have my apology. 502 00:23:07,616 --> 00:23:10,494 You have my pie. 503 00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:13,622 I'm gonna need that dish back. 504 00:23:17,668 --> 00:23:19,169 What was that all about? 505 00:23:19,169 --> 00:23:21,213 You know how my wife got into teaching? 506 00:23:21,213 --> 00:23:23,298 No, but I love a good backstory. 507 00:23:23,298 --> 00:23:27,427 Stu. When he was growing up, everyone thought he was dumb. 508 00:23:27,427 --> 00:23:31,306 He struggled in school. Turns out, he's dyslexic. 509 00:23:31,306 --> 00:23:34,726 Janice started home-schooling him. She really helped him. 510 00:23:34,726 --> 00:23:37,271 That's how she fell in love with teaching. 511 00:23:37,271 --> 00:23:39,189 That's both loving and noble. 512 00:23:39,189 --> 00:23:41,984 You know, you two aren't all that different. 513 00:23:41,984 --> 00:23:45,529 You'd both do anything for your kids. She's a real mama bear. 514 00:23:45,529 --> 00:23:49,491 And I'm a papa bear. Don't forget, the plagiarism was my idea. 515 00:23:49,491 --> 00:23:51,994 Yeah, you might want to let that one go. 516 00:23:51,994 --> 00:23:56,415 Janice is a good teacher. She just made a really bad mistake. 517 00:23:57,457 --> 00:24:00,502 Enjoy the pie. Ten minutes at 350. 518 00:24:00,502 --> 00:24:04,631 And Mahesh, I recommend you add a scoop of ice cream. Mango. 519 00:24:08,177 --> 00:24:11,221 He remembered. 520 00:24:11,221 --> 00:24:12,723 Are you sure that's what happened? 521 00:24:12,723 --> 00:24:14,474 Word for word what went down. 522 00:24:14,474 --> 00:24:16,685 Principal Danner told us Mahesh called her the next day 523 00:24:16,685 --> 00:24:18,520 and asked her not to can Janice. 524 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,772 That is very interesting. 525 00:24:20,772 --> 00:24:23,275 Well, Mahesh can be a real sweetie pie. 526 00:24:23,275 --> 00:24:26,528 So, Mahesh, Kamal and Bhanu all like the Mills. 527 00:24:26,528 --> 00:24:28,655 That makes Sudha the prime suspect. 528 00:24:28,655 --> 00:24:31,366 But why would Sudha burn down the Mills' house? 529 00:24:32,492 --> 00:24:34,286 Unless she wanted to get caught. 530 00:24:34,286 --> 00:24:36,121 What did Sudha want most? 531 00:24:36,121 --> 00:24:37,456 Revenge against the Mills. 532 00:24:37,456 --> 00:24:39,374 No, her old life back in India. 533 00:24:39,374 --> 00:24:41,627 Getting caught for this would get her deported. 534 00:24:41,627 --> 00:24:43,086 Okay, so why not just confess right away? 535 00:24:43,086 --> 00:24:46,215 She'd lose her whole family if she admitted to something this horrible. 536 00:24:46,215 --> 00:24:49,509 But if she denies it and they're still deported, 537 00:24:49,509 --> 00:24:50,761 she wins. 538 00:24:50,761 --> 00:24:52,679 - Damn, she's good. - But we're better. 539 00:24:52,679 --> 00:24:55,015 - Thanks for including me... - I have a hunch 540 00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:56,934 we're still missing something big. 541 00:24:56,934 --> 00:24:59,102 Tell your wife you're not coming home for dinner. 542 00:24:59,102 --> 00:25:01,355 We are going to break Sudha Pradeep. 543 00:25:01,355 --> 00:25:02,356 Cool! 544 00:26:05,002 --> 00:26:07,254 I bet you've never tried it Indian Style. 545 00:26:07,254 --> 00:26:09,673 I'd love to try it Indian Style. 546 00:26:09,673 --> 00:26:11,550 Next on the Pradeeps of Pittsburgh... 547 00:26:11,550 --> 00:26:14,636 My parents are gone all weekend, so we've got my bed, their bed... 548 00:26:14,636 --> 00:26:17,431 Or if you're feeling kinky, my shower has a handrail in it. 549 00:26:17,431 --> 00:26:18,765 Beats by Dre. 550 00:26:18,765 --> 00:26:20,350 Rockets by Dre! 551 00:26:20,350 --> 00:26:22,436 I'm not sacrificing my dreams. 552 00:26:22,436 --> 00:26:24,813 The only woman who'd marry you is Mom. 553 00:26:27,274 --> 00:26:30,944 - Are you sure that's what you saw? - Saw it as clear as day. 554 00:26:30,944 --> 00:26:33,530 Stop, don't move! Ohio State Trooper!