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Previously on The Pradeeps
of Pittsburgh...
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My medical license was rejected.
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Did you get the loan?
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I have no funding. If I don't get some
soon, we may have to move back to India.
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I might be able to get you an investor.
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Sudha, sweetie, can you pass me
one of those brownies?
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Someone must have dosed her.
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You think I poisoned Janice?
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I'm sick of you showboating
with your fancy working legs
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trying to steal my girl.
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I'm not trying to steal Willa.
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I've got my mom's prescription pad.
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I saw you sneak out from the field trip,
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where'd you sneak off to?
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- I got pills in town.
- I want in.
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Tell us everything you know, Lexi.
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Okay.
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Lexi, tell me about your first drug deal
with Bhanu and Stu.
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Oh, you mean BhanStu.
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BhanStu? Clever.
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- Can I use it?
- No.
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{\an8}x[Lexi] Anyway, we were waiting
for my aunt's bakery truck
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{\an8}to come back from Ohio
with its first shipment.
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Okay, guys, when the truck comes in
we need to divvy up the pills.
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Lorazepam in the blue bags,
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Klonopin in the red bags,
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and Adderall in the bags
with the little anime robot, sorry.
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My brother's a nerd!
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- [chuckles]
- Are you two even listening?
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Down here, I got the outline of PA.
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Keystone state.
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I got, uh, Jesus fish,
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for my savior in Christ,
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and uh, 87,
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for Sidney Crosby, my savior in hockey.
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And now on my arm I've got 311.
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'Cause, duh.
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I didn't realize Pennsylvania
was so "erectangular."
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You're about to cross
the Mason-Dixon line.
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- I can't wait.
- [moans]
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- [Dark Suit] She licked him?
- With her eyes.
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Okay, moving forward,
let's recount stuff less graphically
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- about BhanStu.
- I said you couldn't use that.
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Come on, that nickname's so useful.
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Point is, Bhanu was really horny for Stu.
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Even though he bailed on us
when we had to divvy up the pills.
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Why isn't Stu here?
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Counting isn't his top skill.
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What a catch.
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But he has a good heart
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and he's great at bird calls.
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He taught me a few. [whistles]
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That's the song of the whip-poor-will.
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[cooing] That's a turtledove.
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[clucking] Everyone knows
that's a chicken.
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- Obvi.
- I need some advice.
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I wish my BFF Mallika was here.
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She's always asleep every time
I FaceTime her in India.
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My best friend Jenny
just moved to San Diego
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and now she's dating some Navy guy.
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Seems like we're both
in the market for a friend.
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I can be your white Mallika.
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- And I'll be your brown Jenny.
- Aw.
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All right, white Mallika,
I'm thinking about having sex with Stu.
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- Obvi.
- It'll be my first time.
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Even more obvi.
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How long does it take to get good at sex?
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Ten thousand hours.
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- I don't have that much time.
- I'll give you a crash course.
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- Okay.
- My turn.
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I need some advice...
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I think my dad's having an affair,
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and I don't know if I should tell my mom
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because I'm afraid
she'll start drinking again.
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You know the great thing about Mallika
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is she would just bottle
this shit right up.
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Oh.
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We've heard a lot from the Pradeeps,
now we want to get your side of the story.
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I'm not gonna lie,
their stories were very interesting.
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So, the bar is very high.
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Let's just get to it.
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Do you think Sudha Pradeep
burned down your house
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because her daughter was dating your son?
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I have so many reasons to believe
Sudha burned down my house.
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Don't forget,
she also tried to poison me at book club.
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She even stole my book club friends.
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She was like Single White Female.
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She's not single or white.
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Makes you question
the whole female part, doesn't it?
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Honey bunny, I think you're getting
a little off course.
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I was willing to turn the other cheek,
just like JC, praise Him,
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until Sudha came for my Mitables business.
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What are Mitables?
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An all-natural supplement guaranteed
to improve overall follicle growth
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and bone strength.
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I'll set you up.
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I noticed you struggling
to pick up your mug.
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Oh. [chuckles] That's just because I have
very oily fingers.
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Mitables cures that too.
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Anyway, I was at a Mitables meeting
when it all happened.
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It was at Minerva's house.
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She was awarding
the number one seller for that month.
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The other gals held out hope,
but I knew who'd win.
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Which is why I brought Jimbo to celebrate.
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And once again,
shattering yet another sales record,
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the Golden Mitamix goes to...
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- Janice.
- Ohh... [laughs]
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Oh, what a surprise?
Dreams do come true.
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This goes out to all the little girls
out there that look just like me.
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- You matter.
- Yeah.
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And of course, I have to say thank you
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to the two smoking hotties
I love the most,
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Jesus and Jimbo!
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Proud of you, Jan-Jan.
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Looks like I'm gonna have to add
an addition to your Mita-mantle.
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I'm also legally required
as Regional Mita-manager
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to inform you that the paint
is incredibly toxic.
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I can confirm.
I'm down to one functioning kidney.
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But first, a toast.
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To Janice, our inspiration
and the prettiest of us all.
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[chuckles]
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Did I do that right?
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No. I gave you one job.
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All right Mita-minions, don't forget
to reload on your sales inventory.
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You know what? Toss another box
of Mitables on my pile.
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Momma's gonna blow out this month, too.
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That means Daddy's getting
a new pair of shoes.
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I need them, too.
I stepped on a nail today.
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- [door closes]
- Oh, no.
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Hello everyone.
So sorry I'm late,
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but I like to keep my time
with you people to a minimum.
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What's she doing here?
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Sudha is my newest Mita-minion.
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- Fun right?
- So fun.
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[chuckles]
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Can't wait to steal your crown, Janice.
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[scoffs] Well, good luck, Sudha.
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You know what they say.
Dream big. Lose bigger.
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No one says that.
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That's because they lost.
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I've got to say, I'm sort of surprised
your wife would want to sell vitamins.
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- Seems kind of beneath her.
- It was. But she was bored.
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She had binge-watched
every episode of The Good Doctor
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and at least Mitables
was medical-adjacent.
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Mitables sounds like a pyramid scheme.
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Do they have those in India?
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India's entire economy is run on scams.
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Remember the Nigerian prince e-mail?
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Written by an Indian.
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Is India really like that?
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That's why I started my business here.
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Thank goodness for American rule of law
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and friends like Jimbo Mills.
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- [knocking on door]
- It's open.
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[door opens]
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Hey, Mahesh,
I got your message, what's up?
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Ta-da!
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Did you make this?
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It's glorious.
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A fruity thank you for working on
getting me that investor.
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It's really going to save my business.
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It's not a done deal, but with this gift,
the pressure is really on.
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At least it's one thing
that's going in the right direction.
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I have so many other problems.
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Do you know how hard it is to find
support staff for a rocket factory?
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No. But. I do know melons ain't even
in season and you manage this.
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If you can pull this off,
you can pull off anything.
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Your encouragement
is as sweet as this cantaloupe.
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To pulling it off together.
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[Light Suit]
So your dad was in business with Jimbo.
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Meanwhile, you were selling pills
with Stu
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and your mom was selling pills
against Janice.
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That's a lot of pills and a lot of Mills.
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Things ever get messy?
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- I wasn't selling pills.
- Don't BS me.
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We know about
your little shipments from Ohio.
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Freaking Lexi.
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White Mallika, my ass.
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Brown Mallika would never rat me out.
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Lexi doesn't know anything.
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You thought she knew enough about sex.
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That's right. We know
you sought out her expertise.
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Hold it looser.
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Are you sure I'm doing this right?
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Pro tip. It's not in the grip,
it's all in the hips.
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This is chafing my hand.
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If you do it a bunch,
you'll eventually have calluses.
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[scoffs] Forget it.
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Is this all you know?
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Yeah.
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I'm a virgin too.
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What?
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You represented yourself otherwise.
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I'm not ready for sex.
Too much pressure to be perfect.
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Oh, God, I can't screw up screwing Stu.
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No, you cannot.
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Lexi got all in my head
that I had to be perfect at sex,
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but the only thing I learned from her
was how to get a center-palm blister.
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- So what did you do?
- Rubbed a little aloe on it.
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You know what I mean.
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It was a journey.
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A very twisted journey.
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What a very twisted journey.
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But would competing
with Janice over Mitables
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piss off Sudha enough
to burn down the Mills' house?
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They're still not revealing everything.
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Go squeeze the little one.
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Oh, gee, if only.
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He's so cute.
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[Dark Suit] Vinod.
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I know this is your first
solo interrogation.
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No, don't be nervous.
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I'm nervous for you.
Don't screw this up.
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Did, um-- Did your mom ever argue
with your dad about the Mills?
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My life doesn't revolve around my parents.
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I was too busy dealing with
a steamy love triangle with Mo and Willa.
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This is your friend with the canes
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who accused you of stealing
his stuttering girlfriend?
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Canes and stuttering
are not what define them.
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What if I called you "Dark Suit"?
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My wife says it's slimming.
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Yeah, take it back to the store.
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She lied to you.
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Anyway, there was only one way
to fix things with Mo.
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A grand gesture to show him
how much he meant to me.
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And just how grand of a gesture was it?
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Hella grand!
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Get your mitts off me you perv.
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Suck it, cane boy.
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[Mo] Help. Please. Anybody?
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Hey, Mo. It's me. Your homeboy, Vinod.
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- Hey.
- What did you do to get in there?
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I called him an ass**** ****face.
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[chuckles] Good for you.
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But as Willa always says,
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your mouth is writing checks
that your body can't cash.
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[Mo] Let me out.
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Not until we clear the air.
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I don't have any air.
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I'm not trying to steal Willa.
You're my best friend.
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Big talk. Prove it.
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I will.
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By taking you for a ride
in a Pittsburgh municipal garbage truck.
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Don't make promises you can't keep.
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Vinod Pradeep, promises he keeps.
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Luckily, you could keep your promise
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because of your odd yet innocent
friendship with Greg the garbageman.
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00:10:43,331 --> 00:10:45,583
Garbage is not what defines him.
249
00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:47,502
Greg has many layers.
250
00:10:47,502 --> 00:10:49,212
He also speaks Klingon.
251
00:10:49,212 --> 00:10:50,505
Hold on a sec.
252
00:10:50,505 --> 00:10:54,133
There was garbage at the scene
the night the Mills' house burned down.
253
00:10:54,634 --> 00:10:56,969
You may have just implicated
your main man, Greg.
254
00:10:56,969 --> 00:11:00,264
Graa-jook! That's Klingon for,
255
00:11:00,264 --> 00:11:02,850
"Oh, mamacita, what have I done?"
256
00:11:05,937 --> 00:11:10,274
Tell us more about the Great Mitables War
of suburban Pittsburgh.
257
00:11:10,274 --> 00:11:12,693
Oh, Sudha didn't even stand a chance.
258
00:11:12,693 --> 00:11:14,529
It was like David versus Goliath.
259
00:11:14,529 --> 00:11:16,989
Except she was David, I was Goliath,
260
00:11:16,989 --> 00:11:21,702
and this time Goliath wins because Goliath
is the badass queen of Mitables.
261
00:11:22,245 --> 00:11:23,996
Queen Goliath had some help.
262
00:11:23,996 --> 00:11:28,084
Mitables brought to you
by the beautiful Janice Mills.
263
00:11:28,626 --> 00:11:29,585
Did I do that right?
264
00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:30,670
Nope.
265
00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:32,755
This is great for hair growth.
266
00:11:32,755 --> 00:11:34,298
I promise within two weeks,
267
00:11:34,298 --> 00:11:37,093
you're gonna look like you have
a Pomeranian latched onto your head.
268
00:11:37,093 --> 00:11:38,177
[chuckles]
269
00:11:40,638 --> 00:11:41,597
Oh, hey, Janice.
270
00:11:41,597 --> 00:11:44,392
You're not the only one
with an adorable mascot.
271
00:11:44,392 --> 00:11:48,896
Mitables, Mitables,
get your Mitables here.
272
00:11:48,896 --> 00:11:52,108
Step right up for Mitables.
273
00:11:52,108 --> 00:11:54,861
I'll give you this much, kid.
You got skills.
274
00:11:54,861 --> 00:11:58,906
All right, let's settle this
once and for all, big boy.
275
00:11:58,906 --> 00:12:01,159
[Western music playing]
276
00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:03,995
[Jimbo in cowboy accent] I started off
strong with some "round the world,"
277
00:12:03,995 --> 00:12:06,289
but then Vinod took it to the ground.
278
00:12:06,289 --> 00:12:07,957
Shorty got low.
279
00:12:07,957 --> 00:12:11,711
My "peacock fan" was nothing
compared to his "running man."
280
00:12:12,295 --> 00:12:15,089
I rocked the baby. He rode the pony.
281
00:12:16,007 --> 00:12:19,927
That's when I knew,
I was in the presence of greatness.
282
00:12:19,927 --> 00:12:21,387
- [crowd cheering]
- Kid!
283
00:12:21,387 --> 00:12:24,140
Hey! How old are you, kid,
do you got a work permit?
284
00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:26,434
Oh, yes, officer, it's right here in my--
285
00:12:27,101 --> 00:12:28,269
[man] Hey!
286
00:12:28,936 --> 00:12:32,398
Vinod whooped your husband's butt,
but you were whooping Sudha's butt.
287
00:12:32,398 --> 00:12:33,983
Do you believe she burned down your house
288
00:12:33,983 --> 00:12:35,943
because you were beating her
at the sales game?
289
00:12:35,943 --> 00:12:38,154
I know how serious that game can be.
290
00:12:38,154 --> 00:12:39,947
My mom was a sales rep for Mary Kay.
291
00:12:40,531 --> 00:12:42,575
She never did get that pink Cadillac.
292
00:12:43,576 --> 00:12:44,994
She was a lazy woman.
293
00:12:46,662 --> 00:12:49,957
Things changed when Sudha landed
the white whale.
294
00:12:49,957 --> 00:12:51,083
Moby Dick?
295
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,211
Moby Greg, our garbageman.
296
00:12:53,836 --> 00:12:58,299
He had 20 Mitamaniacs on his route
and no one ever landed him.
297
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,343
Until her.
298
00:13:00,343 --> 00:13:01,344
How?
299
00:13:01,344 --> 00:13:04,347
She had a tiny little spy on the inside.
300
00:13:04,347 --> 00:13:06,390
Her little spinner boy.
301
00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:08,768
It's 5:00. Why are you home so late?
302
00:13:08,768 --> 00:13:12,355
Greg and I were scouting the most
beautiful trash route to take Mo on.
303
00:13:12,355 --> 00:13:14,398
We also made a stop to buy itch cream.
304
00:13:14,398 --> 00:13:15,858
Itch cream? For what?
305
00:13:15,858 --> 00:13:18,277
Greg has a rash all over his back.
306
00:13:18,277 --> 00:13:20,196
He calls it "pizza back."
307
00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:22,782
As your mother, I have to ask,
308
00:13:22,782 --> 00:13:24,283
why did you see his back?
309
00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:27,411
Greg pulls his jumpsuit down
when he pees on the side of the road.
310
00:13:27,411 --> 00:13:28,704
I am his lookout.
311
00:13:28,704 --> 00:13:31,457
Wait-- Wh-- What kind of rash?
312
00:13:31,457 --> 00:13:33,084
Patchy and flaky.
313
00:13:33,918 --> 00:13:35,920
Note to self. Create comic strip
314
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:39,173
about two cheeky dogs
named patchy and flaky.
315
00:13:39,173 --> 00:13:40,508
Back to Greg's rash.
316
00:13:40,508 --> 00:13:42,218
He says it's ruining his life.
317
00:13:42,218 --> 00:13:45,096
That's a tidbit Janice doesn't know.
318
00:13:45,096 --> 00:13:46,639
Sounds like a job for Mitables
319
00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:49,141
- and Dr. Sudha Pradeep.
- Ehh.
320
00:13:49,141 --> 00:13:51,727
Thank you for watching Greg pee
by the side of the road.
321
00:13:51,727 --> 00:13:54,689
Happy to pay it forward. [chuckles]
322
00:13:55,898 --> 00:14:00,861
Bhanu, I know you were exploring
the art of carnal pursuits.
323
00:14:00,861 --> 00:14:02,572
You ever think about asking your mom?
324
00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:06,409
Put it this way, I would rather ask you
about the boom boom.
325
00:14:07,076 --> 00:14:09,245
You know I don't always
dress like this, right?
326
00:14:09,996 --> 00:14:11,998
I got a date suit too.
327
00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:13,457
I'm sure it's very beautiful.
328
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,711
Besides, at the time,
my mom was hell-bent on selling
329
00:14:16,711 --> 00:14:19,005
herbal supplements to our garbageman,
330
00:14:19,005 --> 00:14:22,133
so I had to turn to the next most
reliable source of sexual wisdom.
331
00:14:23,426 --> 00:14:25,886
- Internet porn.
- It's a valuable resource.
332
00:14:26,721 --> 00:14:29,056
My initial searches were quite shocking.
333
00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:32,852
Even borderline gross.
334
00:14:35,646 --> 00:14:37,356
Straight-up acrobatic.
335
00:14:37,356 --> 00:14:40,067
Legs aren't even supposed to do that.
336
00:14:40,818 --> 00:14:42,778
But as I did my research,
337
00:14:42,778 --> 00:14:46,365
I noticed something all the girls
in the videos had that I didn't.
338
00:14:46,365 --> 00:14:50,286
Full breasts, big lips, juicy butts.
339
00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:52,288
You are a lousy feminist.
340
00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:55,416
Your generation
has such antiquated stereotypes.
341
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,710
We're trying our best, Toots.
342
00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:01,631
Anyway, what stood out the most
in all of those videos was...
343
00:15:02,214 --> 00:15:03,674
Drum roll, please.
344
00:15:04,508 --> 00:15:06,010
Hairlessness.
345
00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,428
Ah...
346
00:15:08,012 --> 00:15:09,305
I knew what I had to do.
347
00:15:10,556 --> 00:15:11,599
[ripping]
348
00:15:11,599 --> 00:15:14,602
Whoo. You are overdue for a visit.
349
00:15:15,394 --> 00:15:16,979
We going full Brazil today?
350
00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:19,815
What am I, a porn star?
I'll stick with my usual.
351
00:15:19,815 --> 00:15:22,443
One cross coming up.
352
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,487
You'll never guess
who was in here earlier.
353
00:15:25,071 --> 00:15:27,448
- Sudha's girl.
- Bhanu?
354
00:15:28,032 --> 00:15:28,908
Is that her name?
355
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:32,119
She used an alias. Bonnie Pradeep.
356
00:15:32,119 --> 00:15:34,914
Maybe she said Bhanu
and you just heard her wrong.
357
00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:38,042
Well, she should just go by Bonnie
and make everyone's life easier.
358
00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:40,252
Why was she here?
359
00:15:40,252 --> 00:15:42,004
Was she picking up Mitables for her mom?
360
00:15:42,004 --> 00:15:43,589
Don't tell me Sudha's already sold out.
361
00:15:43,589 --> 00:15:45,466
No, for a wax.
362
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,760
She was trying to tidy up down there
for someone special.
363
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,261
Oh, God.
364
00:15:49,261 --> 00:15:51,305
That someone special is my Stu.
365
00:15:51,305 --> 00:15:53,766
Then I hate to tell you,
but Bonnie went full Brazil.
366
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:54,975
- Son of a bitch!
- [ripping]
367
00:15:54,975 --> 00:15:56,477
Ooh, you shouldn't have jerked like that.
368
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,979
Your sweet little cross
is now a sad little T-junction.
369
00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:00,106
- Oh.
- Yeah.
370
00:16:00,106 --> 00:16:01,941
[Sudha] While Janice
was getting cleaned up,
371
00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:03,943
I was about to clean up too.
372
00:16:04,527 --> 00:16:07,113
By harpooning the white whale.
373
00:16:07,113 --> 00:16:09,407
Excuse me, hi, Greg.
374
00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:12,576
My son Vinod told me
about your tragic eczema.
375
00:16:12,576 --> 00:16:14,120
He called it tragic?
376
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,039
I'm calling it tragic.
He called it "pizza back."
377
00:16:17,039 --> 00:16:21,293
Uh, yeah. It's like
double pepperoni back there.
378
00:16:22,461 --> 00:16:24,046
But have you tried Mitables?
379
00:16:24,046 --> 00:16:25,881
Guaranteed to clear it up.
380
00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:27,591
[scoffs] Nice try.
381
00:16:27,591 --> 00:16:31,137
But, uh, I've heard that spiel before.
382
00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:32,805
Uh, not from a doctor.
383
00:16:32,805 --> 00:16:34,890
Well, in that case, triple hell, no.
384
00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:36,392
I'm against doctors.
385
00:16:36,392 --> 00:16:38,269
It's all a scam.
386
00:16:38,269 --> 00:16:41,647
The FDA, big pharma. I say phooey!
387
00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:43,691
I couldn't agree more.
388
00:16:43,691 --> 00:16:46,068
I hate the medical system in this country.
389
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:49,739
They won't let me practice
because I won't play by their rules.
390
00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:52,450
Interesting. I'm listening.
391
00:16:52,992 --> 00:16:55,786
These have actually been
recalled by the FDA.
392
00:16:55,786 --> 00:16:57,705
They don't want you to have them.
393
00:16:57,705 --> 00:16:58,873
Nice.
394
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:05,379
Ah, I can barely sit.
Minerva stripped me raw.
395
00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:08,090
Been meaning to make an appointment
for my neck, back and ears.
396
00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:11,844
Don’t wanna end up like my grandad
who's now just a hairball in slippers.
397
00:17:11,844 --> 00:17:13,345
Sure, whatever.
398
00:17:14,013 --> 00:17:15,431
Is something the matter?
399
00:17:15,431 --> 00:17:17,308
That she-devil neighbor.
400
00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:19,852
[sighs] Is this about Sudha again?
401
00:17:19,852 --> 00:17:22,146
No, her demon-spawn daughter.
402
00:17:22,146 --> 00:17:25,107
We need to stop her from getting
her claws into our Stu.
403
00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:27,568
Would that really be so bad?
404
00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:30,488
Yes. Very, very ,very bad.
405
00:17:30,488 --> 00:17:34,241
Jan-Jan, remember how your dad
didn't like me at first?
406
00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:36,660
He was a Ford guy. I drove a Chevy.
407
00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:38,287
And he hated your face.
408
00:17:38,287 --> 00:17:42,208
But I grew into my face
and your dad gave me a chance.
409
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:44,543
I think we should give
the Pradeeps a chance too.
410
00:17:44,543 --> 00:17:47,505
But this is different,
Stu's my sweet baby boy.
411
00:17:47,505 --> 00:17:49,381
He's my sweet baby boy too,
412
00:17:49,381 --> 00:17:52,218
and Bhanu makes him happy,
isn't that what we want for him?
413
00:17:52,802 --> 00:17:54,261
But that whole family--
414
00:17:54,261 --> 00:17:55,721
Is great.
415
00:17:55,721 --> 00:18:00,100
You like having Kamal in your class
and Mahesh is an unbridled delight.
416
00:18:01,352 --> 00:18:03,854
I guess that little Vinod
is pretty yummy too.
417
00:18:03,854 --> 00:18:05,064
Mm-hm.
418
00:18:05,898 --> 00:18:07,817
Wait! Jimbo, stop the car.
419
00:18:09,401 --> 00:18:12,279
Oh, my-- What the fudge!
420
00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:14,073
She's selling to Greg?
421
00:18:14,073 --> 00:18:15,658
That's a lot of Mitables.
422
00:18:15,658 --> 00:18:18,702
She pretended to harpoon Moby Greg,
423
00:18:18,702 --> 00:18:21,455
cut his blubber with a sickle,
424
00:18:21,455 --> 00:18:23,582
put it into a cauldron,
425
00:18:23,582 --> 00:18:25,626
and stir with a giant stick to melt it.
426
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,128
What in the Sam Hill?
427
00:18:28,128 --> 00:18:31,423
And then pour the melted blubber
into an oil lamp
428
00:18:31,423 --> 00:18:34,593
and light it to outshine me.
429
00:18:34,593 --> 00:18:36,095
Me.
430
00:18:36,095 --> 00:18:39,056
She didn't actually pantomime
rendering whale blubber.
431
00:18:39,056 --> 00:18:40,266
Stop exaggerating.
432
00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:43,185
Sadly, I'm not.
She was really great at it.
433
00:18:43,185 --> 00:18:46,480
I can see that.
Sudha's not hurting for pizzazz.
434
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,316
It was like she had some weird
voodoo power over Greg.
435
00:18:49,316 --> 00:18:52,403
I wouldn't put witchcraft
past her one bit.
436
00:18:52,403 --> 00:18:55,030
I was steamed she landed him.
437
00:19:02,705 --> 00:19:04,248
Now, hear me out.
438
00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:07,418
What if Sudha enlisted Greg
439
00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:10,421
to help her burn down the Mills' house?
That would explain the garbage.
440
00:19:10,421 --> 00:19:12,089
- Not bad.
- You like it?
441
00:19:12,089 --> 00:19:14,466
What do you think of, uh, BhanStu?
442
00:19:14,466 --> 00:19:16,176
I think you stole it from Lexi.
443
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,013
But I like your theory
that Sudha didn't act alone.
444
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,141
Let's go talk to Moby Greg.
445
00:19:22,141 --> 00:19:23,767
I'll bring the harpoon.
446
00:19:24,351 --> 00:19:27,771
[Light Suit] There's not much
we can reveal, but what I can say is this.
447
00:19:27,771 --> 00:19:30,566
There was an awful lot of trash
found at the crime scene.
448
00:19:30,566 --> 00:19:32,276
Can you tell us about that?
449
00:19:32,276 --> 00:19:33,527
Am I a suspect?
450
00:19:34,236 --> 00:19:37,615
You might have been a pawn in a feud
between Sudha and Janice.
451
00:19:37,615 --> 00:19:42,494
Oh, like how the Romulans used Kirk
as a pawn against the Klingons
452
00:19:42,494 --> 00:19:46,081
in Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country?
453
00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:48,042
I think we've discovered enough.
454
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:50,210
Tell us about your relationship
with the Pradeeps.
455
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,796
I was a hero to the little one.
456
00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:55,257
He wanted to be just like me.
457
00:19:55,841 --> 00:19:57,217
You're my hero, Greg.
458
00:19:57,217 --> 00:19:59,178
I want to be just like you.
459
00:19:59,762 --> 00:20:03,474
I need to take you to my ex's one day
so you can tell her that.
460
00:20:04,141 --> 00:20:06,310
Just have to be during
prison visiting hours.
461
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,145
Count Big V in.
462
00:20:08,854 --> 00:20:09,980
[chuckles]
463
00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:13,484
You know, my eczema
ain't getting any better.
464
00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:16,445
Think I'm gonna have to up the dosage.
465
00:20:21,158 --> 00:20:22,910
This is awesome.
466
00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:25,120
You're such a good friend.
467
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,915
Sorry I ever thought
you were trying to steal Willa.
468
00:20:27,915 --> 00:20:29,124
It's okay.
469
00:20:29,124 --> 00:20:31,877
We're gonna be so cool
when we arrive at school.
470
00:20:32,419 --> 00:20:34,171
Too cool for school.
471
00:20:34,171 --> 00:20:37,007
- No, just the perfect amount of cool.
- [stomach gurgling]
472
00:20:38,175 --> 00:20:41,011
I'm gonna blow. I ate too many Mitables.
473
00:20:41,011 --> 00:20:42,388
Get out, Mo!
474
00:20:42,388 --> 00:20:43,722
- Save yourself!
- Ah! Ah!
475
00:20:43,722 --> 00:20:45,599
- Do it! [vomits]
- Ah!
476
00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:52,439
Oh, Greg really got me.
477
00:20:52,439 --> 00:20:55,401
Garbage truck drop-off
and dripping in puke.
478
00:20:55,401 --> 00:20:57,069
This is too good.
479
00:20:57,069 --> 00:21:00,823
Cover your ears, Vinod.
I'm about to pop off on this jerk.
480
00:21:00,823 --> 00:21:02,032
Excuse me?
481
00:21:02,032 --> 00:21:03,617
Wait, Mo, remember.
482
00:21:03,617 --> 00:21:05,869
Passive resistance is persistence.
483
00:21:05,869 --> 00:21:07,204
Let's go, losers.
484
00:21:07,204 --> 00:21:09,123
- [groaning]
- You can be passive all you want
485
00:21:09,123 --> 00:21:10,833
in your lockers.
486
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:13,419
Eat it, trash-truck puke-turds.
487
00:21:13,419 --> 00:21:14,753
[laughs]
488
00:21:14,753 --> 00:21:17,840
[Mo] This is still the best morning
of my life.
489
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,258
Thank you, Vinod.
490
00:21:19,258 --> 00:21:20,551
[Vinod] You're welcome, Mo.
491
00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:22,511
I'm glad we're friends again.
492
00:21:22,511 --> 00:21:24,013
Hello, boys.
493
00:21:24,013 --> 00:21:26,890
How come I wasn't invited
on your little trash ride?
494
00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:29,309
What is this, huh? Bros before hoes?
495
00:21:29,309 --> 00:21:31,020
[Vinod] Thank you for understanding.
496
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:34,189
Next week we'll all go
on a garbage truck ride.
497
00:21:34,189 --> 00:21:35,941
Bros and ho.
498
00:21:35,941 --> 00:21:37,693
What a gentleman.
499
00:21:39,028 --> 00:21:40,571
Thanks for letting me out, Willa.
500
00:21:40,571 --> 00:21:42,406
I'm a gentleman too.
501
00:21:42,406 --> 00:21:45,200
Classic Mo. Always kvetching.
502
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,661
Great word. I love Yiddish.
503
00:21:47,661 --> 00:21:49,413
Makes me wanna plotz.
504
00:21:49,413 --> 00:21:53,083
Thanks for coming in. We just wanted
to get your perspective on everything.
505
00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:57,129
Do you know what it's like to be
in a relationship with this hot head.
506
00:21:57,129 --> 00:21:59,673
Hot head! What do you mean?
507
00:21:59,673 --> 00:22:02,968
I don't know when you're gonna pop off
on the wrong guy
508
00:22:02,968 --> 00:22:05,596
and I'm going to have to bury two canes
509
00:22:05,596 --> 00:22:07,598
because they can't find your body.
510
00:22:07,598 --> 00:22:11,810
Because you didn't look hard enough.
You just gave up.
511
00:22:11,810 --> 00:22:15,022
His mouth is always writing checks
his body can't cash.
512
00:22:15,022 --> 00:22:19,109
Actually, we just wanted to talk to anyone
who rode in Greg's garbage truck.
513
00:22:19,109 --> 00:22:22,696
You realize this is going to be
on our permanent record?
514
00:22:23,447 --> 00:22:25,365
I would like to speak to my lawyer.
515
00:22:26,825 --> 00:22:29,369
Those Miables wrecked me.
516
00:22:29,369 --> 00:22:30,788
And I blame myself.
517
00:22:30,788 --> 00:22:33,207
Because you took way more
than the recommended dose?
518
00:22:33,207 --> 00:22:36,210
No. Because I trusted a doctor.
519
00:22:36,835 --> 00:22:38,212
Dr. Pradeep.
520
00:22:39,963 --> 00:22:42,758
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure.
521
00:22:43,342 --> 00:22:44,968
I don't think that holds water.
522
00:22:44,968 --> 00:22:48,680
I'm telling you, I think Greg framed Sudha
for making him sick on Mitables.
523
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,141
Is barfing all over your dashboard
enough motive?
524
00:22:51,141 --> 00:22:53,852
I mean, what does Greg gain
by framing Sudha?
525
00:22:54,603 --> 00:22:57,439
You make a good point.
Now I feel like an idiot.
526
00:22:58,107 --> 00:23:00,400
Even idiotic ideas
can lead to something good.
527
00:23:01,026 --> 00:23:02,736
- Thank you.
- Not a compliment.
528
00:23:02,736 --> 00:23:05,072
Maybe it wasn't Greg,
529
00:23:05,072 --> 00:23:08,408
but you might be right
that the Pradeeps are being framed.
530
00:23:09,034 --> 00:23:10,285
Follow my lead.
531
00:23:12,871 --> 00:23:15,290
Good news. We've made an arrest.
532
00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:18,919
Oh, thank God.
Oh, I hope Sudha gets the chair.
533
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:21,171
- It's your garbageman.
- What?
534
00:23:21,171 --> 00:23:24,007
Greggers. He would never
burn down our house.
535
00:23:24,007 --> 00:23:25,509
His ex-wife's maybe.
536
00:23:25,509 --> 00:23:27,886
If he hates anyone, it's the Pradeeps.
537
00:23:27,886 --> 00:23:29,138
They're horrible.
538
00:23:29,138 --> 00:23:31,390
Am I the only person that sees this?
539
00:23:31,390 --> 00:23:33,267
Just go ahead and deport them already.
540
00:23:36,478 --> 00:23:37,646
Let's take a break.
541
00:23:39,022 --> 00:23:40,691
I hope they're going to deport them.
542
00:23:41,275 --> 00:23:42,484
I'll tell you this much.
543
00:23:42,484 --> 00:23:45,112
Janice was more concerned
about the Pradeeps getting deported
544
00:23:45,112 --> 00:23:47,156
than finding out
who burned down their house.
545
00:23:47,156 --> 00:23:48,407
I noticed that too.
546
00:23:48,407 --> 00:23:50,159
Something's up with her.
547
00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:52,703
Who knows what that woman had in mind.
548
00:23:53,370 --> 00:23:56,874
[man over PA] Bhanu Pradeep, please report
to the AP Club in Room 216.
549
00:23:56,874 --> 00:23:59,293
Bhanu Pradeep, AP Club, Room 216.
550
00:24:01,503 --> 00:24:03,463
Looks like we lost a few members,
551
00:24:03,463 --> 00:24:06,216
but we're going to pray for them
and carry on.
552
00:24:06,925 --> 00:24:09,845
So glad you could join us, Miss Pradeep.
553
00:24:09,845 --> 00:24:11,138
I'll grab you a Bible.
554
00:24:11,138 --> 00:24:12,931
I thought this was AP Club?
555
00:24:12,931 --> 00:24:16,435
It is. The Abstinence and Purity Club.
[chuckles]
556
00:24:16,435 --> 00:24:20,439
So take a seat, open your heart
and close those legs.
557
00:24:21,607 --> 00:24:23,442
So everyone here's a virgin?
558
00:24:23,442 --> 00:24:25,068
Half are. The other half are sluts
559
00:24:25,068 --> 00:24:26,778
trying to throw
their parents off the scent.
560
00:24:26,778 --> 00:24:29,364
All great customers
for our Ohio operation,
561
00:24:29,364 --> 00:24:31,950
especially the virgins.
They've got to get off somehow.
562
00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:33,911
Why would Mrs. Mills want me here?
563
00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:35,913
You're trying to bone her son.
564
00:24:36,496 --> 00:24:39,082
Oh, right. She's Stu's mom.
565
00:24:39,625 --> 00:24:42,211
To me, she's always come as teacher
and my mom's enemy.
566
00:24:42,211 --> 00:24:43,754
She's too many things to too many people.
567
00:24:43,754 --> 00:24:45,297
I get it.
568
00:24:45,297 --> 00:24:49,259
I drink beer with my dad,
but smoke weed with my grandmother.
569
00:24:49,259 --> 00:24:51,470
Cool. I'm out of here.
570
00:24:52,221 --> 00:24:53,597
What is happening?
571
00:24:53,597 --> 00:24:56,892
Here's your Bible.
It's a custom fuzzy cover.
572
00:24:56,892 --> 00:25:00,312
I call it "VeLord."
This close to getting them on QVC.
573
00:25:01,063 --> 00:25:03,607
Now, listen, I know you're a smart girl,
574
00:25:03,607 --> 00:25:07,277
and smart girls think about
the repercussions of sexual activity.
575
00:25:07,277 --> 00:25:09,112
You mean "going to hell"?
576
00:25:09,112 --> 00:25:12,241
Oh, Bhanu, you don't have to wait
to die before suffering
577
00:25:12,241 --> 00:25:14,493
the consequences of fornication.
578
00:25:14,493 --> 00:25:16,536
Consequences of fornication?
579
00:25:16,536 --> 00:25:18,038
Oh! Herpes!
580
00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:19,081
Pregnancy.
581
00:25:19,081 --> 00:25:20,916
Leaked sex tape.
582
00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:22,626
Thanks a lot, Trevor.
583
00:25:22,626 --> 00:25:24,211
But more importantly,
584
00:25:24,211 --> 00:25:27,172
boys don't respect girls
that give it up too early.
585
00:25:27,965 --> 00:25:30,634
Appreciate the advice, Mrs. Mills,
but I think I'll be okay.
586
00:25:31,301 --> 00:25:32,719
Let me cut to the chase,
587
00:25:33,303 --> 00:25:35,514
stay away from my sweet Christian Stu.
588
00:25:36,098 --> 00:25:38,976
Okay. Well, thanks for this.
589
00:25:38,976 --> 00:25:42,145
Oh, and maybe consider going by Bonnie.
590
00:25:42,145 --> 00:25:43,981
It'll just make everyone's life easier.
591
00:25:43,981 --> 00:25:45,440
I'll think about it.
592
00:25:49,319 --> 00:25:51,905
Arey wah. You won the Golden Mitamix.
593
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:54,866
Was there ever any doubt
that I would crush the competition?
594
00:25:54,866 --> 00:25:56,451
Absolutely not.
595
00:25:56,451 --> 00:25:59,246
But it's all so meaningless. [sighs]
596
00:26:00,122 --> 00:26:02,708
There's a doctor-shaped hole in me
597
00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:04,918
that cannot be filled by any blender.
598
00:26:04,918 --> 00:26:06,253
I want real purpose.
599
00:26:06,837 --> 00:26:09,798
Every day you get to go off and have fun
at your rocket factory.
600
00:26:09,798 --> 00:26:12,884
Fun? Starting a company is very stressful.
601
00:26:13,468 --> 00:26:15,887
I can't find a facilities manager,
602
00:26:15,887 --> 00:26:17,306
and meanwhile the previous owner
603
00:26:17,306 --> 00:26:20,017
still won't clear out
his adult novelty genitals.
604
00:26:20,017 --> 00:26:22,102
You sound so overwhelmed.
605
00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:24,354
I wish you'd shared these things with me.
606
00:26:24,354 --> 00:26:26,023
We've risked everything for this.
607
00:26:26,606 --> 00:26:28,442
I just don't want to disappoint you.
608
00:26:28,442 --> 00:26:31,611
Arey baba, for better or worse,
we're in this together.
609
00:26:32,321 --> 00:26:33,655
Tell the landlord you won't pay rent
610
00:26:33,655 --> 00:26:36,074
unless he clears out
his sex toy equipment.
611
00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:39,202
As for your personnel issue,
try LinkedIn.
612
00:26:40,370 --> 00:26:43,582
Forget LinkedIn. I'm linked in right here.
613
00:26:44,291 --> 00:26:45,375
Come work for me.
614
00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:47,711
[scoffs] I don't know anything
about rockets.
615
00:26:47,711 --> 00:26:50,714
If you can sell Mitables
to the garbageman,
616
00:26:50,714 --> 00:26:52,841
you can sell rockets to billionaires.
617
00:26:52,841 --> 00:26:54,051
Is this just a pity hire
618
00:26:54,051 --> 00:26:56,470
because you feel guilty
about ruining my medical career?
619
00:26:56,470 --> 00:26:58,930
To be honest,
I don't know if I can do this without you.
620
00:26:58,930 --> 00:27:00,724
I need someone brilliant to help me,
621
00:27:00,724 --> 00:27:02,893
and you're the most
brilliant person I know.
622
00:27:02,893 --> 00:27:05,103
Certainly more brilliant than Janice.
623
00:27:05,729 --> 00:27:07,314
People shine in their own ways.
624
00:27:08,648 --> 00:27:10,400
But no one as bright as you.
625
00:27:11,068 --> 00:27:12,361
Correct.
626
00:27:15,405 --> 00:27:16,656
Boobs, really?
627
00:27:16,656 --> 00:27:17,866
Give it up.
628
00:27:17,866 --> 00:27:20,535
All this sex stuff is just going
to make you feel insecure.
629
00:27:20,535 --> 00:27:22,287
You seem like you're in a bad place.
630
00:27:23,330 --> 00:27:24,623
Try some of my therapy clay.
631
00:27:25,332 --> 00:27:26,875
I don't even know what I want to make.
632
00:27:27,751 --> 00:27:29,252
I've never heard you say that.
633
00:27:29,252 --> 00:27:30,504
What are you talking about?
634
00:27:30,504 --> 00:27:32,547
You always know what you want
and just do it.
635
00:27:32,547 --> 00:27:34,674
No matter how depraved or disgusting.
636
00:27:34,674 --> 00:27:37,803
Like having conversations,
trying something new.
637
00:27:38,512 --> 00:27:39,846
Making eye contact.
638
00:27:40,347 --> 00:27:42,808
Kamal, you could do those things too.
639
00:27:43,475 --> 00:27:46,978
This family only needs one rebel,
but I admire that you go for it
640
00:27:46,978 --> 00:27:48,480
despite what anyone else says.
641
00:27:49,356 --> 00:27:53,235
You're right. Why have I been letting
everyone get inside my head?
642
00:27:53,235 --> 00:27:57,364
You are the most foolish,
but most confident Pradeep.
643
00:27:59,825 --> 00:28:00,909
Thank you, Kamal.
644
00:28:00,909 --> 00:28:03,495
I would hug you, but I know you have
a fear of confinement.
645
00:28:03,495 --> 00:28:04,746
You get me.
646
00:28:05,414 --> 00:28:09,084
My brother helped me realize
that I didn't have to be perfect at sex
647
00:28:09,084 --> 00:28:12,170
or have the perfect body
or worry about going to hell.
648
00:28:12,796 --> 00:28:14,506
Because none of that mattered.
649
00:28:14,506 --> 00:28:17,634
What mattered is that I wanted to have sex
650
00:28:17,634 --> 00:28:20,178
and I knew who I wanted to have it with.
651
00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:23,682
Isn't that the most important thing
for your first time?
652
00:28:24,474 --> 00:28:25,851
And every time.
653
00:28:26,810 --> 00:28:28,562
I've got to cancel some plans.
654
00:28:30,439 --> 00:28:33,442
When Suda quit selling my Mitables,
you got your turf back.
655
00:28:33,442 --> 00:28:36,236
Didn't that smooth things out
between you two even a little bit?
656
00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:40,449
First of all, Sudha only earned
the one Golden Mitamix,
657
00:28:40,449 --> 00:28:42,325
so she was never really a threat,
658
00:28:42,325 --> 00:28:43,535
but her daughter was.
659
00:28:44,202 --> 00:28:46,538
I'm just gonna throw this out there.
660
00:28:46,538 --> 00:28:49,291
Janice, did you burn down your own house
to frame Bhanu?
661
00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:51,835
Do you really think
I'm that big of a nut job?
662
00:28:51,835 --> 00:28:54,838
Mrs. Mills is definitely
that big of a nut job.
663
00:28:56,214 --> 00:28:59,176
But she wasn't my biggest obstacle
to being with Stu.
664
00:28:59,176 --> 00:29:01,803
Anyway, yeah, that's what happened
to our third dog, Bingo.
665
00:29:01,803 --> 00:29:03,430
We never saw him again.
666
00:29:03,430 --> 00:29:04,806
Anyway, you wanna make out?
667
00:29:04,806 --> 00:29:07,267
Stu, I know what I want.
668
00:29:07,809 --> 00:29:09,186
I want to have sex.
669
00:29:11,521 --> 00:29:12,397
With you.
670
00:29:13,148 --> 00:29:14,024
Tight.
671
00:29:15,609 --> 00:29:16,610
Oh, but I can't.
672
00:29:17,527 --> 00:29:19,279
Seriously? [scoffs]
673
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:21,990
Do you know how many idiots
I had to talk to about this?
674
00:29:21,990 --> 00:29:23,450
Do you not want this too?
675
00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:26,870
I do. No, I-- I super do.
676
00:29:27,746 --> 00:29:30,707
It's just, I need you
to do something for me first.
677
00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:34,544
And it's kind of--
I don't know, it's kind of a big ask.
678
00:29:35,170 --> 00:29:37,714
Oh, don't worry,
I already took care of it down there.
679
00:29:37,714 --> 00:29:39,299
Painful, but breezy.
680
00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:40,342
Sick.
681
00:29:40,967 --> 00:29:43,428
Uh, but it's not that. It's-- It's this.
682
00:29:43,428 --> 00:29:45,972
Go to a 311 concert. No way
683
00:29:45,972 --> 00:29:47,516
That would hurt way worse.
684
00:29:47,516 --> 00:29:49,601
No, no, no, Matthew, 3:11.
685
00:29:50,352 --> 00:29:51,895
From the Bible. Uh...
686
00:29:52,479 --> 00:29:55,941
I indeed baptize you
with water unto repentance.
687
00:29:55,941 --> 00:29:57,275
Okay.
688
00:29:57,275 --> 00:29:59,528
This is more than just a hookup
for me, Bhanu,
689
00:29:59,528 --> 00:30:01,530
this is different. It feels different.
690
00:30:02,197 --> 00:30:03,490
I think about our future.
691
00:30:04,199 --> 00:30:05,325
- Really?
- Yeah.
692
00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:06,910
I don't want to be chilling up in heaven
693
00:30:06,910 --> 00:30:09,287
while you're getting your eyes
pecked out in hell, you know?
694
00:30:09,871 --> 00:30:13,708
I want to be with you. Here and up there.
695
00:30:14,334 --> 00:30:15,835
What are you saying?
696
00:30:15,835 --> 00:30:17,963
I gotta honor my guy in the sky.
697
00:30:18,630 --> 00:30:19,631
Okay.
698
00:30:19,631 --> 00:30:20,840
So, Bhanu...
699
00:30:22,759 --> 00:30:24,427
will you get baptized for me?
700
00:30:27,472 --> 00:30:29,349
I wasn't cockblocked by Janice.
701
00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:32,102
I was cockblocked by Jesus.
702
00:31:34,748 --> 00:31:37,208
[narrator] Next on
The Pradeeps of Pittsburgh...
703
00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:38,752
Thanks for getting me that investor.
704
00:31:38,752 --> 00:31:40,170
He invited us bow hunting.
705
00:31:40,170 --> 00:31:43,173
He was like the Tom Cruise of Pittsburg.
706
00:31:43,173 --> 00:31:45,508
If either of you bag a kill before me,
707
00:31:45,508 --> 00:31:47,135
I'll double my investment.
708
00:31:47,135 --> 00:31:48,887
I'm feeling your tip.
709
00:31:50,138 --> 00:31:52,474
Did your moron son
give this to my daughter?
710
00:31:52,474 --> 00:31:55,310
If she wants to explore the Lord's pack
you should let her.
711
00:31:55,310 --> 00:31:57,604
Maybe she's looking to others
because you're so controlling.
712
00:31:57,604 --> 00:31:59,606
I was fighting for my daughter's soul.
713
00:31:59,606 --> 00:32:03,151
I had to put the world on notice.
Sudha Pradeep plays for keeps.
714
00:32:03,777 --> 00:32:04,736
Bollywood style.
715
00:32:04,736 --> 00:32:06,112
[Indian music playing]