1 00:00:06,528 --> 00:00:08,071 Previously on The Pradeeps of Pittsburgh... 2 00:00:08,071 --> 00:00:10,407 My medical license was rejected. 3 00:00:10,407 --> 00:00:11,533 Did you get the loan? 4 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:14,953 I have no funding. If I don't get some soon, we may have to move back to India. 5 00:00:14,953 --> 00:00:17,038 I might be able to get you an investor. 6 00:00:17,038 --> 00:00:19,416 Sudha, sweetie, can you pass me one of those brownies? 7 00:00:19,416 --> 00:00:21,209 Someone must have dosed her. 8 00:00:21,209 --> 00:00:23,253 You think I poisoned Janice? 9 00:00:23,253 --> 00:00:26,757 I'm sick of you showboating with your fancy working legs 10 00:00:26,757 --> 00:00:28,717 trying to steal my girl. 11 00:00:28,717 --> 00:00:30,302 I'm not trying to steal Willa. 12 00:00:30,302 --> 00:00:32,262 I've got my mom's prescription pad. 13 00:00:32,262 --> 00:00:33,889 I saw you sneak out from the field trip, 14 00:00:33,889 --> 00:00:35,182 where'd you sneak off to? 15 00:00:35,182 --> 00:00:38,059 - I got pills in town. - I want in. 16 00:00:38,059 --> 00:00:40,103 Tell us everything you know, Lexi. 17 00:00:40,103 --> 00:00:41,313 Okay. 18 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:48,195 Lexi, tell me about your first drug deal with Bhanu and Stu. 19 00:00:48,195 --> 00:00:49,154 Oh, you mean BhanStu. 20 00:00:49,154 --> 00:00:50,572 BhanStu? Clever. 21 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:51,948 - Can I use it? - No. 22 00:00:53,450 --> 00:00:55,827 {\an8}x[Lexi] Anyway, we were waiting for my aunt's bakery truck 23 00:00:55,827 --> 00:00:58,163 {\an8}to come back from Ohio with its first shipment. 24 00:00:59,623 --> 00:01:01,833 Okay, guys, when the truck comes in we need to divvy up the pills. 25 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:03,668 Lorazepam in the blue bags, 26 00:01:03,668 --> 00:01:05,003 Klonopin in the red bags, 27 00:01:05,003 --> 00:01:07,339 and Adderall in the bags with the little anime robot, sorry. 28 00:01:07,339 --> 00:01:09,007 My brother's a nerd! 29 00:01:09,007 --> 00:01:10,425 Are you two even listening? 30 00:01:11,009 --> 00:01:13,553 Down here, I got the outline of PA. 31 00:01:14,054 --> 00:01:15,430 Keystone state. 32 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:17,557 I got, uh, Jesus fish, 33 00:01:17,557 --> 00:01:18,892 for my savior in Christ, 34 00:01:18,892 --> 00:01:20,852 and uh, 87, 35 00:01:20,852 --> 00:01:23,104 for Sidney Crosby, my savior in hockey. 36 00:01:24,105 --> 00:01:25,982 And now on my arm I've got 311. 37 00:01:26,483 --> 00:01:27,609 'Cause, duh. 38 00:01:28,568 --> 00:01:32,697 I didn't realize Pennsylvania was so "erectangular." 39 00:01:32,697 --> 00:01:35,659 You're about to cross the Mason-Dixon line. 40 00:01:35,659 --> 00:01:37,494 I can't wait. 41 00:01:37,494 --> 00:01:39,955 - She licked him? - With her eyes. 42 00:01:40,497 --> 00:01:43,792 Okay, moving forward, let's recount stuff less graphically 43 00:01:43,792 --> 00:01:45,836 - about BhanStu. - I said you couldn't use that. 44 00:01:45,836 --> 00:01:48,463 Come on, that nickname's so useful. 45 00:01:48,463 --> 00:01:52,634 Point is, Bhanu was really horny for Stu. 46 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:55,679 Even though he bailed on us when we had to divvy up the pills. 47 00:01:55,679 --> 00:01:57,722 Why isn't Stu here? 48 00:01:57,722 --> 00:01:59,349 Counting isn't his top skill. 49 00:01:59,349 --> 00:02:00,600 What a catch. 50 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:01,893 But he has a good heart 51 00:02:02,519 --> 00:02:04,312 and he's great at bird calls. 52 00:02:04,312 --> 00:02:07,440 He taught me a few. 53 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,150 That's the song of the whip-poor-will. 54 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:13,071 That's a turtledove. 55 00:02:14,072 --> 00:02:17,117 Everyone knows that's a chicken. 56 00:02:17,117 --> 00:02:19,327 - Obvi. - I need some advice. 57 00:02:19,327 --> 00:02:21,538 I wish my BFF Mallika was here. 58 00:02:21,538 --> 00:02:24,624 She's always asleep every time I FaceTime her in India. 59 00:02:24,624 --> 00:02:26,835 My best friend Jenny just moved to San Diego 60 00:02:26,835 --> 00:02:28,712 and now she's dating some Navy guy. 61 00:02:28,712 --> 00:02:31,256 Seems like we're both in the market for a friend. 62 00:02:31,256 --> 00:02:32,757 I can be your white Mallika. 63 00:02:32,757 --> 00:02:34,926 - And I'll be your brown Jenny. - Aw. 64 00:02:34,926 --> 00:02:39,180 All right, white Mallika, I'm thinking about having sex with Stu. 65 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:41,099 - Obvi. - It'll be my first time. 66 00:02:41,099 --> 00:02:42,100 Even more obvi. 67 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:43,727 How long does it take to get good at sex? 68 00:02:43,727 --> 00:02:44,728 Ten thousand hours. 69 00:02:44,728 --> 00:02:47,147 - I don't have that much time. - I'll give you a crash course. 70 00:02:47,147 --> 00:02:48,648 - Okay. - My turn. 71 00:02:48,648 --> 00:02:50,275 I need some advice... 72 00:02:52,986 --> 00:02:55,238 I think my dad's having an affair, 73 00:02:56,281 --> 00:02:57,657 and I don't know if I should tell my mom 74 00:02:57,657 --> 00:02:59,993 because I'm afraid she'll start drinking again. 75 00:03:02,245 --> 00:03:04,080 You know the great thing about Mallika 76 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,291 is she would just bottle this shit right up. 77 00:03:07,584 --> 00:03:08,585 Oh. 78 00:03:29,189 --> 00:03:32,651 We've heard a lot from the Pradeeps, now we want to get your side of the story. 79 00:03:32,651 --> 00:03:35,320 I'm not gonna lie, their stories were very interesting. 80 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,656 So, the bar is very high. 81 00:03:37,656 --> 00:03:38,823 Let's just get to it. 82 00:03:38,823 --> 00:03:40,533 Do you think Sudha Pradeep burned down your house 83 00:03:40,533 --> 00:03:42,077 because her daughter was dating your son? 84 00:03:42,077 --> 00:03:45,747 I have so many reasons to believe Sudha burned down my house. 85 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:49,000 Don't forget, she also tried to poison me at book club. 86 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,294 She even stole my book club friends. 87 00:03:51,294 --> 00:03:53,129 She was like Single White Female. 88 00:03:53,129 --> 00:03:54,798 She's not single or white. 89 00:03:54,798 --> 00:03:56,883 Makes you question the whole female part, doesn't it? 90 00:03:56,883 --> 00:03:59,636 Honey bunny, I think you're getting a little off course. 91 00:03:59,636 --> 00:04:03,723 I was willing to turn the other cheek, just like JC, praise Him, 92 00:04:03,723 --> 00:04:06,017 until Sudha came for my Mitables business. 93 00:04:06,017 --> 00:04:07,477 What are Mitables? 94 00:04:07,477 --> 00:04:11,439 An all-natural supplement guaranteed to improve overall follicle growth 95 00:04:11,439 --> 00:04:12,691 and bone strength. 96 00:04:12,691 --> 00:04:14,109 I'll set you up. 97 00:04:14,109 --> 00:04:16,027 I noticed you struggling to pick up your mug. 98 00:04:16,027 --> 00:04:18,905 Oh. [chuckles] That's just because I have very oily fingers. 99 00:04:19,906 --> 00:04:21,074 Mitables cures that too. 100 00:04:21,658 --> 00:04:24,452 Anyway, I was at a Mitables meeting when it all happened. 101 00:04:25,036 --> 00:04:26,454 It was at Minerva's house. 102 00:04:27,288 --> 00:04:29,874 She was awarding the number one seller for that month. 103 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:33,294 The other gals held out hope, but I knew who'd win. 104 00:04:33,294 --> 00:04:35,588 Which is why I brought Jimbo to celebrate. 105 00:04:35,588 --> 00:04:40,176 And once again, shattering yet another sales record, 106 00:04:40,176 --> 00:04:43,346 the Golden Mitamix goes to... 107 00:04:43,847 --> 00:04:46,349 - Janice. - Ohh... 108 00:04:46,349 --> 00:04:49,728 Oh, what a surprise? Dreams do come true. 109 00:04:49,728 --> 00:04:53,815 This goes out to all the little girls out there that look just like me. 110 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,775 - You matter. - Yeah. 111 00:04:55,775 --> 00:04:57,527 And of course, I have to say thank you 112 00:04:57,527 --> 00:05:00,071 to the two smoking hotties I love the most, 113 00:05:00,071 --> 00:05:01,865 Jesus and Jimbo! 114 00:05:01,865 --> 00:05:03,033 Proud of you, Jan-Jan. 115 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:05,618 Looks like I'm gonna have to add an addition to your Mita-mantle. 116 00:05:05,618 --> 00:05:08,121 I'm also legally required as Regional Mita-manager 117 00:05:08,121 --> 00:05:10,290 to inform you that the paint is incredibly toxic. 118 00:05:10,290 --> 00:05:13,376 I can confirm. I'm down to one functioning kidney. 119 00:05:14,169 --> 00:05:15,211 But first, a toast. 120 00:05:15,211 --> 00:05:19,632 To Janice, our inspiration and the prettiest of us all. 121 00:05:21,092 --> 00:05:22,302 Did I do that right? 122 00:05:22,302 --> 00:05:24,888 No. I gave you one job. 123 00:05:24,888 --> 00:05:30,018 All right Mita-minions, don't forget to reload on your sales inventory. 124 00:05:30,018 --> 00:05:34,105 You know what? Toss another box of Mitables on my pile. 125 00:05:34,105 --> 00:05:36,066 Momma's gonna blow out this month, too. 126 00:05:36,066 --> 00:05:38,860 That means Daddy's getting a new pair of shoes. 127 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:41,029 I need them, too. I stepped on a nail today. 128 00:05:41,029 --> 00:05:42,238 Oh, no. 129 00:05:42,238 --> 00:05:44,115 Hello everyone. So sorry I'm late, 130 00:05:44,115 --> 00:05:46,284 but I like to keep my time with you people to a minimum. 131 00:05:46,284 --> 00:05:47,452 What's she doing here? 132 00:05:47,452 --> 00:05:51,414 Sudha is my newest Mita-minion. 133 00:05:51,414 --> 00:05:53,750 - Fun right? - So fun. 134 00:05:54,918 --> 00:05:57,170 Can't wait to steal your crown, Janice. 135 00:05:57,170 --> 00:05:59,672 Well, good luck, Sudha. 136 00:05:59,672 --> 00:06:02,759 You know what they say. Dream big. Lose bigger. 137 00:06:02,759 --> 00:06:03,885 No one says that. 138 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:05,428 That's because they lost. 139 00:06:06,221 --> 00:06:09,766 I've got to say, I'm sort of surprised your wife would want to sell vitamins. 140 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:14,104 - Seems kind of beneath her. - It was. But she was bored. 141 00:06:14,646 --> 00:06:17,565 She had binge-watched every episode of The Good Doctor 142 00:06:17,565 --> 00:06:20,151 and at least Mitables was medical-adjacent. 143 00:06:20,151 --> 00:06:22,237 Mitables sounds like a pyramid scheme. 144 00:06:22,237 --> 00:06:24,114 Do they have those in India? 145 00:06:24,114 --> 00:06:27,158 India's entire economy is run on scams. 146 00:06:27,158 --> 00:06:29,619 Remember the Nigerian prince e-mail? 147 00:06:30,411 --> 00:06:31,788 Written by an Indian. 148 00:06:31,788 --> 00:06:33,123 Is India really like that? 149 00:06:33,123 --> 00:06:35,625 That's why I started my business here. 150 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:38,628 Thank goodness for American rule of law 151 00:06:38,628 --> 00:06:40,463 and friends like Jimbo Mills. 152 00:06:40,463 --> 00:06:42,799 It's open. 153 00:06:44,425 --> 00:06:46,427 Hey, Mahesh, I got your message, what's up? 154 00:06:46,427 --> 00:06:47,720 Ta-da! 155 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,639 Did you make this? 156 00:06:49,639 --> 00:06:51,099 It's glorious. 157 00:06:51,099 --> 00:06:53,601 A fruity thank you for working on getting me that investor. 158 00:06:53,601 --> 00:06:55,436 It's really going to save my business. 159 00:06:55,436 --> 00:06:59,023 It's not a done deal, but with this gift, the pressure is really on. 160 00:06:59,023 --> 00:07:01,860 At least it's one thing that's going in the right direction. 161 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:03,695 I have so many other problems. 162 00:07:03,695 --> 00:07:06,823 Do you know how hard it is to find support staff for a rocket factory? 163 00:07:06,823 --> 00:07:11,035 No. But. I do know melons ain't even in season and you manage this. 164 00:07:11,035 --> 00:07:13,454 If you can pull this off, you can pull off anything. 165 00:07:13,454 --> 00:07:16,541 Your encouragement is as sweet as this cantaloupe. 166 00:07:18,585 --> 00:07:21,921 To pulling it off together. 167 00:07:22,839 --> 00:07:24,591 So your dad was in business with Jimbo. 168 00:07:24,591 --> 00:07:27,010 Meanwhile, you were selling pills with Stu 169 00:07:27,010 --> 00:07:30,013 and your mom was selling pills against Janice. 170 00:07:30,013 --> 00:07:32,599 That's a lot of pills and a lot of Mills. 171 00:07:32,599 --> 00:07:33,725 Things ever get messy? 172 00:07:33,725 --> 00:07:37,061 - I wasn't selling pills. - Don't BS me. 173 00:07:38,021 --> 00:07:40,899 We know about your little shipments from Ohio. 174 00:07:41,816 --> 00:07:43,318 Freaking Lexi. 175 00:07:43,318 --> 00:07:44,903 White Mallika, my ass. 176 00:07:44,903 --> 00:07:46,738 Brown Mallika would never rat me out. 177 00:07:47,363 --> 00:07:48,948 Lexi doesn't know anything. 178 00:07:48,948 --> 00:07:50,700 You thought she knew enough about sex. 179 00:07:51,701 --> 00:07:55,205 That's right. We know you sought out her expertise. 180 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:57,040 Hold it looser. 181 00:07:58,291 --> 00:08:00,251 Are you sure I'm doing this right? 182 00:08:00,251 --> 00:08:03,421 Pro tip. It's not in the grip, it's all in the hips. 183 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:06,090 This is chafing my hand. 184 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:08,134 If you do it a bunch, you'll eventually have calluses. 185 00:08:08,134 --> 00:08:09,636 Forget it. 186 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:11,221 Is this all you know? 187 00:08:11,221 --> 00:08:12,305 Yeah. 188 00:08:13,223 --> 00:08:14,224 I'm a virgin too. 189 00:08:14,807 --> 00:08:15,934 What? 190 00:08:15,934 --> 00:08:18,061 You represented yourself otherwise. 191 00:08:18,061 --> 00:08:22,065 I'm not ready for sex. Too much pressure to be perfect. 192 00:08:22,732 --> 00:08:25,526 Oh, God, I can't screw up screwing Stu. 193 00:08:26,110 --> 00:08:27,487 No, you cannot. 194 00:08:31,199 --> 00:08:34,369 Lexi got all in my head that I had to be perfect at sex, 195 00:08:34,369 --> 00:08:38,039 but the only thing I learned from her was how to get a center-palm blister. 196 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:40,458 - So what did you do? - Rubbed a little aloe on it. 197 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:42,543 You know what I mean. 198 00:08:42,543 --> 00:08:43,753 It was a journey. 199 00:08:44,545 --> 00:08:46,506 A very twisted journey. 200 00:08:46,506 --> 00:08:51,552 What a very twisted journey. 201 00:08:52,136 --> 00:08:54,430 But would competing with Janice over Mitables 202 00:08:54,430 --> 00:08:57,058 piss off Sudha enough to burn down the Mills' house? 203 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:59,352 They're still not revealing everything. 204 00:09:00,478 --> 00:09:01,521 Go squeeze the little one. 205 00:09:01,521 --> 00:09:02,939 Oh, gee, if only. 206 00:09:03,815 --> 00:09:05,066 He's so cute. 207 00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:06,526 Vinod. 208 00:09:06,526 --> 00:09:09,696 I know this is your first solo interrogation. 209 00:09:09,696 --> 00:09:10,738 No, don't be nervous. 210 00:09:10,738 --> 00:09:13,449 I'm nervous for you. Don't screw this up. 211 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:18,538 Did, um-- Did your mom ever argue with your dad about the Mills? 212 00:09:18,538 --> 00:09:21,332 My life doesn't revolve around my parents. 213 00:09:21,332 --> 00:09:25,044 I was too busy dealing with a steamy love triangle with Mo and Willa. 214 00:09:25,628 --> 00:09:27,213 This is your friend with the canes 215 00:09:27,213 --> 00:09:29,882 who accused you of stealing his stuttering girlfriend? 216 00:09:29,882 --> 00:09:32,844 Canes and stuttering are not what define them. 217 00:09:32,844 --> 00:09:34,637 What if I called you "Dark Suit"? 218 00:09:35,763 --> 00:09:36,973 My wife says it's slimming. 219 00:09:36,973 --> 00:09:38,808 Yeah, take it back to the store. 220 00:09:38,808 --> 00:09:40,143 She lied to you. 221 00:09:40,143 --> 00:09:43,604 Anyway, there was only one way to fix things with Mo. 222 00:09:43,604 --> 00:09:46,899 A grand gesture to show him how much he meant to me. 223 00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:49,360 And just how grand of a gesture was it? 224 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,070 Hella grand! 225 00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:53,156 Get your mitts off me you perv. 226 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:54,949 Suck it, cane boy. 227 00:09:55,908 --> 00:09:58,953 Help. Please. Anybody? 228 00:09:58,953 --> 00:10:02,123 Hey, Mo. It's me. Your homeboy, Vinod. 229 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:04,709 - Hey. - What did you do to get in there? 230 00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:07,045 I called him an ass**** ****face. 231 00:10:07,045 --> 00:10:09,380 Good for you. 232 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:10,965 But as Willa always says, 233 00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:14,052 your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash. 234 00:10:14,052 --> 00:10:15,345 Let me out. 235 00:10:15,345 --> 00:10:17,555 Not until we clear the air. 236 00:10:17,555 --> 00:10:19,390 I don't have any air. 237 00:10:19,932 --> 00:10:23,311 I'm not trying to steal Willa. You're my best friend. 238 00:10:23,895 --> 00:10:25,813 Big talk. Prove it. 239 00:10:25,813 --> 00:10:26,773 I will. 240 00:10:26,773 --> 00:10:31,903 By taking you for a ride in a Pittsburgh municipal garbage truck. 241 00:10:31,903 --> 00:10:34,864 Don't make promises you can't keep. 242 00:10:34,864 --> 00:10:38,326 Vinod Pradeep, promises he keeps. 243 00:10:38,326 --> 00:10:40,203 Luckily, you could keep your promise 244 00:10:40,203 --> 00:10:43,331 because of your odd yet innocent friendship with Greg the garbageman. 245 00:10:43,331 --> 00:10:45,583 Garbage is not what defines him. 246 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:47,502 Greg has many layers. 247 00:10:47,502 --> 00:10:49,212 He also speaks Klingon. 248 00:10:49,212 --> 00:10:50,505 Hold on a sec. 249 00:10:50,505 --> 00:10:54,133 There was garbage at the scene the night the Mills' house burned down. 250 00:10:54,634 --> 00:10:56,969 You may have just implicated your main man, Greg. 251 00:10:56,969 --> 00:11:00,264 Graa-jook! That's Klingon for, 252 00:11:00,264 --> 00:11:02,850 "Oh, mamacita, what have I done?" 253 00:11:05,937 --> 00:11:10,274 Tell us more about the Great Mitables War of suburban Pittsburgh. 254 00:11:10,274 --> 00:11:12,693 Oh, Sudha didn't even stand a chance. 255 00:11:12,693 --> 00:11:14,529 It was like David versus Goliath. 256 00:11:14,529 --> 00:11:16,989 Except she was David, I was Goliath, 257 00:11:16,989 --> 00:11:21,702 and this time Goliath wins because Goliath is the badass queen of Mitables. 258 00:11:22,245 --> 00:11:23,996 Queen Goliath had some help. 259 00:11:23,996 --> 00:11:28,084 Mitables brought to you by the beautiful Janice Mills. 260 00:11:28,626 --> 00:11:29,585 Did I do that right? 261 00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:30,670 Nope. 262 00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:32,755 This is great for hair growth. 263 00:11:32,755 --> 00:11:34,298 I promise within two weeks, 264 00:11:34,298 --> 00:11:37,093 you're gonna look like you have a Pomeranian latched onto your head. 265 00:11:40,638 --> 00:11:41,597 Oh, hey, Janice. 266 00:11:41,597 --> 00:11:44,392 You're not the only one with an adorable mascot. 267 00:11:44,392 --> 00:11:48,896 Mitables, Mitables, get your Mitables here. 268 00:11:48,896 --> 00:11:52,108 Step right up for Mitables. 269 00:11:52,108 --> 00:11:54,861 I'll give you this much, kid. You got skills. 270 00:11:54,861 --> 00:11:58,906 All right, let's settle this once and for all, big boy. 271 00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:03,995 I started off strong with some "round the world," 272 00:12:03,995 --> 00:12:06,289 but then Vinod took it to the ground. 273 00:12:06,289 --> 00:12:07,957 Shorty got low. 274 00:12:07,957 --> 00:12:11,711 My "peacock fan" was nothing compared to his "running man." 275 00:12:12,295 --> 00:12:15,089 I rocked the baby. He rode the pony. 276 00:12:16,007 --> 00:12:19,927 That's when I knew, I was in the presence of greatness. 277 00:12:19,927 --> 00:12:21,387 Kid! 278 00:12:21,387 --> 00:12:24,140 Hey! How old are you, kid, do you got a work permit? 279 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:26,434 Oh, yes, officer, it's right here in my-- 280 00:12:27,101 --> 00:12:28,269 Hey! 281 00:12:28,936 --> 00:12:32,398 Vinod whooped your husband's butt, but you were whooping Sudha's butt. 282 00:12:32,398 --> 00:12:33,983 Do you believe she burned down your house 283 00:12:33,983 --> 00:12:35,943 because you were beating her at the sales game? 284 00:12:35,943 --> 00:12:38,154 I know how serious that game can be. 285 00:12:38,154 --> 00:12:39,947 My mom was a sales rep for Mary Kay. 286 00:12:40,531 --> 00:12:42,575 She never did get that pink Cadillac. 287 00:12:43,576 --> 00:12:44,994 She was a lazy woman. 288 00:12:46,662 --> 00:12:49,957 Things changed when Sudha landed the white whale. 289 00:12:49,957 --> 00:12:51,083 Moby Dick? 290 00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,211 Moby Greg, our garbageman. 291 00:12:53,836 --> 00:12:58,299 He had 20 Mitamaniacs on his route and no one ever landed him. 292 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,343 Until her. 293 00:13:00,343 --> 00:13:01,344 How? 294 00:13:01,344 --> 00:13:04,347 She had a tiny little spy on the inside. 295 00:13:04,347 --> 00:13:06,390 Her little spinner boy. 296 00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:08,768 It's 5:00. Why are you home so late? 297 00:13:08,768 --> 00:13:12,355 Greg and I were scouting the most beautiful trash route to take Mo on. 298 00:13:12,355 --> 00:13:14,398 We also made a stop to buy itch cream. 299 00:13:14,398 --> 00:13:15,858 Itch cream? For what? 300 00:13:15,858 --> 00:13:18,277 Greg has a rash all over his back. 301 00:13:18,277 --> 00:13:20,196 He calls it "pizza back." 302 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:22,782 As your mother, I have to ask, 303 00:13:22,782 --> 00:13:24,283 why did you see his back? 304 00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:27,411 Greg pulls his jumpsuit down when he pees on the side of the road. 305 00:13:27,411 --> 00:13:28,704 I am his lookout. 306 00:13:28,704 --> 00:13:31,457 Wait-- Wh-- What kind of rash? 307 00:13:31,457 --> 00:13:33,084 Patchy and flaky. 308 00:13:33,918 --> 00:13:35,920 Note to self. Create comic strip 309 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:39,173 about two cheeky dogs named patchy and flaky. 310 00:13:39,173 --> 00:13:40,508 Back to Greg's rash. 311 00:13:40,508 --> 00:13:42,218 He says it's ruining his life. 312 00:13:42,218 --> 00:13:45,096 That's a tidbit Janice doesn't know. 313 00:13:45,096 --> 00:13:46,639 Sounds like a job for Mitables 314 00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:49,141 - and Dr. Sudha Pradeep. - Ehh. 315 00:13:49,141 --> 00:13:51,727 Thank you for watching Greg pee by the side of the road. 316 00:13:51,727 --> 00:13:54,689 Happy to pay it forward. 317 00:13:55,898 --> 00:14:00,861 Bhanu, I know you were exploring the art of carnal pursuits. 318 00:14:00,861 --> 00:14:02,572 You ever think about asking your mom? 319 00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:06,409 Put it this way, I would rather ask you about the boom boom. 320 00:14:07,076 --> 00:14:09,245 You know I don't always dress like this, right? 321 00:14:09,996 --> 00:14:11,998 I got a date suit too. 322 00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:13,457 I'm sure it's very beautiful. 323 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,711 Besides, at the time, my mom was hell-bent on selling 324 00:14:16,711 --> 00:14:19,005 herbal supplements to our garbageman, 325 00:14:19,005 --> 00:14:22,133 so I had to turn to the next most reliable source of sexual wisdom. 326 00:14:23,426 --> 00:14:25,886 - Internet porn. - It's a valuable resource. 327 00:14:26,721 --> 00:14:29,056 My initial searches were quite shocking. 328 00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:32,852 Even borderline gross. 329 00:14:35,646 --> 00:14:37,356 Straight-up acrobatic. 330 00:14:37,356 --> 00:14:40,067 Legs aren't even supposed to do that. 331 00:14:40,818 --> 00:14:42,778 But as I did my research, 332 00:14:42,778 --> 00:14:46,365 I noticed something all the girls in the videos had that I didn't. 333 00:14:46,365 --> 00:14:50,286 Full breasts, big lips, juicy butts. 334 00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:52,288 You are a lousy feminist. 335 00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:55,416 Your generation has such antiquated stereotypes. 336 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,710 We're trying our best, Toots. 337 00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:01,631 Anyway, what stood out the most in all of those videos was... 338 00:15:02,214 --> 00:15:03,674 Drum roll, please. 339 00:15:04,508 --> 00:15:06,010 Hairlessness. 340 00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,428 Ah... 341 00:15:08,012 --> 00:15:09,305 I knew what I had to do. 342 00:15:11,599 --> 00:15:14,602 Whoo. You are overdue for a visit. 343 00:15:15,394 --> 00:15:16,979 We going full Brazil today? 344 00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:19,815 What am I, a porn star? I'll stick with my usual. 345 00:15:19,815 --> 00:15:22,443 One cross coming up. 346 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,487 You'll never guess who was in here earlier. 347 00:15:25,071 --> 00:15:27,448 - Sudha's girl. - Bhanu? 348 00:15:28,032 --> 00:15:28,908 Is that her name? 349 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:32,119 She used an alias. Bonnie Pradeep. 350 00:15:32,119 --> 00:15:34,914 Maybe she said Bhanu and you just heard her wrong. 351 00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:38,042 Well, she should just go by Bonnie and make everyone's life easier. 352 00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:40,252 Why was she here? 353 00:15:40,252 --> 00:15:42,004 Was she picking up Mitables for her mom? 354 00:15:42,004 --> 00:15:43,589 Don't tell me Sudha's already sold out. 355 00:15:43,589 --> 00:15:45,466 No, for a wax. 356 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,760 She was trying to tidy up down there for someone special. 357 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,261 Oh, God. 358 00:15:49,261 --> 00:15:51,305 That someone special is my Stu. 359 00:15:51,305 --> 00:15:53,766 Then I hate to tell you, but Bonnie went full Brazil. 360 00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:54,975 Son of a bitch! 361 00:15:54,975 --> 00:15:56,477 Ooh, you shouldn't have jerked like that. 362 00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,979 Your sweet little cross is now a sad little T-junction. 363 00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:00,106 - Oh. - Yeah. 364 00:16:00,106 --> 00:16:01,941 While Janice was getting cleaned up, 365 00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:03,943 I was about to clean up too. 366 00:16:04,527 --> 00:16:07,113 By harpooning the white whale. 367 00:16:07,113 --> 00:16:09,407 Excuse me, hi, Greg. 368 00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:12,576 My son Vinod told me about your tragic eczema. 369 00:16:12,576 --> 00:16:14,120 He called it tragic? 370 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,039 I'm calling it tragic. He called it "pizza back." 371 00:16:17,039 --> 00:16:21,293 Uh, yeah. It's like double pepperoni back there. 372 00:16:22,461 --> 00:16:24,046 But have you tried Mitables? 373 00:16:24,046 --> 00:16:25,881 Guaranteed to clear it up. 374 00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:27,591 Nice try. 375 00:16:27,591 --> 00:16:31,137 But, uh, I've heard that spiel before. 376 00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:32,805 Uh, not from a doctor. 377 00:16:32,805 --> 00:16:34,890 Well, in that case, triple hell, no. 378 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:36,392 I'm against doctors. 379 00:16:36,392 --> 00:16:38,269 It's all a scam. 380 00:16:38,269 --> 00:16:41,647 The FDA, big pharma. I say phooey! 381 00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:43,691 I couldn't agree more. 382 00:16:43,691 --> 00:16:46,068 I hate the medical system in this country. 383 00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:49,739 They won't let me practice because I won't play by their rules. 384 00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:52,450 Interesting. I'm listening. 385 00:16:52,992 --> 00:16:55,786 These have actually been recalled by the FDA. 386 00:16:55,786 --> 00:16:57,705 They don't want you to have them. 387 00:16:57,705 --> 00:16:58,873 Nice. 388 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:05,379 Ah, I can barely sit. Minerva stripped me raw. 389 00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:08,090 Been meaning to make an appointment for my neck, back and ears. 390 00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:11,844 Don’t wanna end up like my grandad who's now just a hairball in slippers. 391 00:17:11,844 --> 00:17:13,345 Sure, whatever. 392 00:17:14,013 --> 00:17:15,431 Is something the matter? 393 00:17:15,431 --> 00:17:17,308 That she-devil neighbor. 394 00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:19,852 Is this about Sudha again? 395 00:17:19,852 --> 00:17:22,146 No, her demon-spawn daughter. 396 00:17:22,146 --> 00:17:25,107 We need to stop her from getting her claws into our Stu. 397 00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:27,568 Would that really be so bad? 398 00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:30,488 Yes. Very, very ,very bad. 399 00:17:30,488 --> 00:17:34,241 Jan-Jan, remember how your dad didn't like me at first? 400 00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:36,660 He was a Ford guy. I drove a Chevy. 401 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:38,287 And he hated your face. 402 00:17:38,287 --> 00:17:42,208 But I grew into my face and your dad gave me a chance. 403 00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:44,543 I think we should give the Pradeeps a chance too. 404 00:17:44,543 --> 00:17:47,505 But this is different, Stu's my sweet baby boy. 405 00:17:47,505 --> 00:17:49,381 He's my sweet baby boy too, 406 00:17:49,381 --> 00:17:52,218 and Bhanu makes him happy, isn't that what we want for him? 407 00:17:52,802 --> 00:17:54,261 But that whole family-- 408 00:17:54,261 --> 00:17:55,721 Is great. 409 00:17:55,721 --> 00:18:00,100 You like having Kamal in your class and Mahesh is an unbridled delight. 410 00:18:01,352 --> 00:18:03,854 I guess that little Vinod is pretty yummy too. 411 00:18:03,854 --> 00:18:05,064 Mm-hm. 412 00:18:05,898 --> 00:18:07,817 Wait! Jimbo, stop the car. 413 00:18:09,401 --> 00:18:12,279 Oh, my-- What the fudge! 414 00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:14,073 She's selling to Greg? 415 00:18:14,073 --> 00:18:15,658 That's a lot of Mitables. 416 00:18:15,658 --> 00:18:18,702 She pretended to harpoon Moby Greg, 417 00:18:18,702 --> 00:18:21,455 cut his blubber with a sickle, 418 00:18:21,455 --> 00:18:23,582 put it into a cauldron, 419 00:18:23,582 --> 00:18:25,626 and stir with a giant stick to melt it. 420 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,128 What in the Sam Hill? 421 00:18:28,128 --> 00:18:31,423 And then pour the melted blubber into an oil lamp 422 00:18:31,423 --> 00:18:34,593 and light it to outshine me. 423 00:18:34,593 --> 00:18:36,095 Me. 424 00:18:36,095 --> 00:18:39,056 She didn't actually pantomime rendering whale blubber. 425 00:18:39,056 --> 00:18:40,266 Stop exaggerating. 426 00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:43,185 Sadly, I'm not. She was really great at it. 427 00:18:43,185 --> 00:18:46,480 I can see that. Sudha's not hurting for pizzazz. 428 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,316 It was like she had some weird voodoo power over Greg. 429 00:18:49,316 --> 00:18:52,403 I wouldn't put witchcraft past her one bit. 430 00:18:52,403 --> 00:18:55,030 I was steamed she landed him. 431 00:19:02,705 --> 00:19:04,248 Now, hear me out. 432 00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:07,418 What if Sudha enlisted Greg 433 00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:10,421 to help her burn down the Mills' house? That would explain the garbage. 434 00:19:10,421 --> 00:19:12,089 - Not bad. - You like it? 435 00:19:12,089 --> 00:19:14,466 What do you think of, uh, BhanStu? 436 00:19:14,466 --> 00:19:16,176 I think you stole it from Lexi. 437 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,013 But I like your theory that Sudha didn't act alone. 438 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,141 Let's go talk to Moby Greg. 439 00:19:22,141 --> 00:19:23,767 I'll bring the harpoon. 440 00:19:24,351 --> 00:19:27,771 There's not much we can reveal, but what I can say is this. 441 00:19:27,771 --> 00:19:30,566 There was an awful lot of trash found at the crime scene. 442 00:19:30,566 --> 00:19:32,276 Can you tell us about that? 443 00:19:32,276 --> 00:19:33,527 Am I a suspect? 444 00:19:34,236 --> 00:19:37,615 You might have been a pawn in a feud between Sudha and Janice. 445 00:19:37,615 --> 00:19:42,494 Oh, like how the Romulans used Kirk as a pawn against the Klingons 446 00:19:42,494 --> 00:19:46,081 in Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country? 447 00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:48,042 I think we've discovered enough. 448 00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:50,210 Tell us about your relationship with the Pradeeps. 449 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,796 I was a hero to the little one. 450 00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:55,257 He wanted to be just like me. 451 00:19:55,841 --> 00:19:57,217 You're my hero, Greg. 452 00:19:57,217 --> 00:19:59,178 I want to be just like you. 453 00:19:59,762 --> 00:20:03,474 I need to take you to my ex's one day so you can tell her that. 454 00:20:04,141 --> 00:20:06,310 Just have to be during prison visiting hours. 455 00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,145 Count Big V in. 456 00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:13,484 You know, my eczema ain't getting any better. 457 00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:16,445 Think I'm gonna have to up the dosage. 458 00:20:21,158 --> 00:20:22,910 This is awesome. 459 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:25,120 You're such a good friend. 460 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,915 Sorry I ever thought you were trying to steal Willa. 461 00:20:27,915 --> 00:20:29,124 It's okay. 462 00:20:29,124 --> 00:20:31,877 We're gonna be so cool when we arrive at school. 463 00:20:32,419 --> 00:20:34,171 Too cool for school. 464 00:20:34,171 --> 00:20:37,007 No, just the perfect amount of cool. 465 00:20:38,175 --> 00:20:41,011 I'm gonna blow. I ate too many Mitables. 466 00:20:41,011 --> 00:20:42,388 Get out, Mo! 467 00:20:42,388 --> 00:20:43,722 - Save yourself! - Ah! Ah! 468 00:20:43,722 --> 00:20:45,599 - Do it! - Ah! 469 00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:52,439 Oh, Greg really got me. 470 00:20:52,439 --> 00:20:55,401 Garbage truck drop-off and dripping in puke. 471 00:20:55,401 --> 00:20:57,069 This is too good. 472 00:20:57,069 --> 00:21:00,823 Cover your ears, Vinod. I'm about to pop off on this jerk. 473 00:21:00,823 --> 00:21:02,032 Excuse me? 474 00:21:02,032 --> 00:21:03,617 Wait, Mo, remember. 475 00:21:03,617 --> 00:21:05,869 Passive resistance is persistence. 476 00:21:05,869 --> 00:21:07,204 Let's go, losers. 477 00:21:07,204 --> 00:21:09,123 You can be passive all you want 478 00:21:09,123 --> 00:21:10,833 in your lockers. 479 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:13,419 Eat it, trash-truck puke-turds. 480 00:21:14,753 --> 00:21:17,840 This is still the best morning of my life. 481 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,258 Thank you, Vinod. 482 00:21:19,258 --> 00:21:20,551 You're welcome, Mo. 483 00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:22,511 I'm glad we're friends again. 484 00:21:22,511 --> 00:21:24,013 Hello, boys. 485 00:21:24,013 --> 00:21:26,890 How come I wasn't invited on your little trash ride? 486 00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:29,309 What is this, huh? Bros before hoes? 487 00:21:29,309 --> 00:21:31,020 Thank you for understanding. 488 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:34,189 Next week we'll all go on a garbage truck ride. 489 00:21:34,189 --> 00:21:35,941 Bros and ho. 490 00:21:35,941 --> 00:21:37,693 What a gentleman. 491 00:21:39,028 --> 00:21:40,571 Thanks for letting me out, Willa. 492 00:21:40,571 --> 00:21:42,406 I'm a gentleman too. 493 00:21:42,406 --> 00:21:45,200 Classic Mo. Always kvetching. 494 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,661 Great word. I love Yiddish. 495 00:21:47,661 --> 00:21:49,413 Makes me wanna plotz. 496 00:21:49,413 --> 00:21:53,083 Thanks for coming in. We just wanted to get your perspective on everything. 497 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:57,129 Do you know what it's like to be in a relationship with this hot head. 498 00:21:57,129 --> 00:21:59,673 Hot head! What do you mean? 499 00:21:59,673 --> 00:22:02,968 I don't know when you're gonna pop off on the wrong guy 500 00:22:02,968 --> 00:22:05,596 and I'm going to have to bury two canes 501 00:22:05,596 --> 00:22:07,598 because they can't find your body. 502 00:22:07,598 --> 00:22:11,810 Because you didn't look hard enough. You just gave up. 503 00:22:11,810 --> 00:22:15,022 His mouth is always writing checks his body can't cash. 504 00:22:15,022 --> 00:22:19,109 Actually, we just wanted to talk to anyone who rode in Greg's garbage truck. 505 00:22:19,109 --> 00:22:22,696 You realize this is going to be on our permanent record? 506 00:22:23,447 --> 00:22:25,365 I would like to speak to my lawyer. 507 00:22:26,825 --> 00:22:29,369 Those Miables wrecked me. 508 00:22:29,369 --> 00:22:30,788 And I blame myself. 509 00:22:30,788 --> 00:22:33,207 Because you took way more than the recommended dose? 510 00:22:33,207 --> 00:22:36,210 No. Because I trusted a doctor. 511 00:22:36,835 --> 00:22:38,212 Dr. Pradeep. 512 00:22:39,963 --> 00:22:42,758 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Sure. 513 00:22:43,342 --> 00:22:44,968 I don't think that holds water. 514 00:22:44,968 --> 00:22:48,680 I'm telling you, I think Greg framed Sudha for making him sick on Mitables. 515 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,141 Is barfing all over your dashboard enough motive? 516 00:22:51,141 --> 00:22:53,852 I mean, what does Greg gain by framing Sudha? 517 00:22:54,603 --> 00:22:57,439 You make a good point. Now I feel like an idiot. 518 00:22:58,107 --> 00:23:00,400 Even idiotic ideas can lead to something good. 519 00:23:01,026 --> 00:23:02,736 - Thank you. - Not a compliment. 520 00:23:02,736 --> 00:23:05,072 Maybe it wasn't Greg, 521 00:23:05,072 --> 00:23:08,408 but you might be right that the Pradeeps are being framed. 522 00:23:09,034 --> 00:23:10,285 Follow my lead. 523 00:23:12,871 --> 00:23:15,290 Good news. We've made an arrest. 524 00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:18,919 Oh, thank God. Oh, I hope Sudha gets the chair. 525 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:21,171 - It's your garbageman. - What? 526 00:23:21,171 --> 00:23:24,007 Greggers. He would never burn down our house. 527 00:23:24,007 --> 00:23:25,509 His ex-wife's maybe. 528 00:23:25,509 --> 00:23:27,886 If he hates anyone, it's the Pradeeps. 529 00:23:27,886 --> 00:23:29,138 They're horrible. 530 00:23:29,138 --> 00:23:31,390 Am I the only person that sees this? 531 00:23:31,390 --> 00:23:33,267 Just go ahead and deport them already. 532 00:23:36,478 --> 00:23:37,646 Let's take a break. 533 00:23:39,022 --> 00:23:40,691 I hope they're going to deport them. 534 00:23:41,275 --> 00:23:42,484 I'll tell you this much. 535 00:23:42,484 --> 00:23:45,112 Janice was more concerned about the Pradeeps getting deported 536 00:23:45,112 --> 00:23:47,156 than finding out who burned down their house. 537 00:23:47,156 --> 00:23:48,407 I noticed that too. 538 00:23:48,407 --> 00:23:50,159 Something's up with her. 539 00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:52,703 Who knows what that woman had in mind. 540 00:23:53,370 --> 00:23:56,874 Bhanu Pradeep, please report to the AP Club in Room 216. 541 00:23:56,874 --> 00:23:59,293 Bhanu Pradeep, AP Club, Room 216. 542 00:24:01,503 --> 00:24:03,463 Looks like we lost a few members, 543 00:24:03,463 --> 00:24:06,216 but we're going to pray for them and carry on. 544 00:24:06,925 --> 00:24:09,845 So glad you could join us, Miss Pradeep. 545 00:24:09,845 --> 00:24:11,138 I'll grab you a Bible. 546 00:24:11,138 --> 00:24:12,931 I thought this was AP Club? 547 00:24:12,931 --> 00:24:16,435 It is. The Abstinence and Purity Club. 548 00:24:16,435 --> 00:24:20,439 So take a seat, open your heart and close those legs. 549 00:24:21,607 --> 00:24:23,442 So everyone here's a virgin? 550 00:24:23,442 --> 00:24:25,068 Half are. The other half are sluts 551 00:24:25,068 --> 00:24:26,778 trying to throw their parents off the scent. 552 00:24:26,778 --> 00:24:29,364 All great customers for our Ohio operation, 553 00:24:29,364 --> 00:24:31,950 especially the virgins. They've got to get off somehow. 554 00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:33,911 Why would Mrs. Mills want me here? 555 00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:35,913 You're trying to bone her son. 556 00:24:36,496 --> 00:24:39,082 Oh, right. She's Stu's mom. 557 00:24:39,625 --> 00:24:42,211 To me, she's always come as teacher and my mom's enemy. 558 00:24:42,211 --> 00:24:43,754 She's too many things to too many people. 559 00:24:43,754 --> 00:24:45,297 I get it. 560 00:24:45,297 --> 00:24:49,259 I drink beer with my dad, but smoke weed with my grandmother. 561 00:24:49,259 --> 00:24:51,470 Cool. I'm out of here. 562 00:24:52,221 --> 00:24:53,597 What is happening? 563 00:24:53,597 --> 00:24:56,892 Here's your Bible. It's a custom fuzzy cover. 564 00:24:56,892 --> 00:25:00,312 I call it "VeLord." This close to getting them on QVC. 565 00:25:01,063 --> 00:25:03,607 Now, listen, I know you're a smart girl, 566 00:25:03,607 --> 00:25:07,277 and smart girls think about the repercussions of sexual activity. 567 00:25:07,277 --> 00:25:09,112 You mean "going to hell"? 568 00:25:09,112 --> 00:25:12,241 Oh, Bhanu, you don't have to wait to die before suffering 569 00:25:12,241 --> 00:25:14,493 the consequences of fornication. 570 00:25:14,493 --> 00:25:16,536 Consequences of fornication? 571 00:25:16,536 --> 00:25:18,038 Oh! Herpes! 572 00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:19,081 Pregnancy. 573 00:25:19,081 --> 00:25:20,916 Leaked sex tape. 574 00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:22,626 Thanks a lot, Trevor. 575 00:25:22,626 --> 00:25:24,211 But more importantly, 576 00:25:24,211 --> 00:25:27,172 boys don't respect girls that give it up too early. 577 00:25:27,965 --> 00:25:30,634 Appreciate the advice, Mrs. Mills, but I think I'll be okay. 578 00:25:31,301 --> 00:25:32,719 Let me cut to the chase, 579 00:25:33,303 --> 00:25:35,514 stay away from my sweet Christian Stu. 580 00:25:36,098 --> 00:25:38,976 Okay. Well, thanks for this. 581 00:25:38,976 --> 00:25:42,145 Oh, and maybe consider going by Bonnie. 582 00:25:42,145 --> 00:25:43,981 It'll just make everyone's life easier. 583 00:25:43,981 --> 00:25:45,440 I'll think about it. 584 00:25:49,319 --> 00:25:51,905 Arey wah. You won the Golden Mitamix. 585 00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:54,866 Was there ever any doubt that I would crush the competition? 586 00:25:54,866 --> 00:25:56,451 Absolutely not. 587 00:25:56,451 --> 00:25:59,246 But it's all so meaningless. 588 00:26:00,122 --> 00:26:02,708 There's a doctor-shaped hole in me 589 00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:04,918 that cannot be filled by any blender. 590 00:26:04,918 --> 00:26:06,253 I want real purpose. 591 00:26:06,837 --> 00:26:09,798 Every day you get to go off and have fun at your rocket factory. 592 00:26:09,798 --> 00:26:12,884 Fun? Starting a company is very stressful. 593 00:26:13,468 --> 00:26:15,887 I can't find a facilities manager, 594 00:26:15,887 --> 00:26:17,306 and meanwhile the previous owner 595 00:26:17,306 --> 00:26:20,017 still won't clear out his adult novelty genitals. 596 00:26:20,017 --> 00:26:22,102 You sound so overwhelmed. 597 00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:24,354 I wish you'd shared these things with me. 598 00:26:24,354 --> 00:26:26,023 We've risked everything for this. 599 00:26:26,606 --> 00:26:28,442 I just don't want to disappoint you. 600 00:26:28,442 --> 00:26:31,611 Arey baba, for better or worse, we're in this together. 601 00:26:32,321 --> 00:26:33,655 Tell the landlord you won't pay rent 602 00:26:33,655 --> 00:26:36,074 unless he clears out his sex toy equipment. 603 00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:39,202 As for your personnel issue, try LinkedIn. 604 00:26:40,370 --> 00:26:43,582 Forget LinkedIn. I'm linked in right here. 605 00:26:44,291 --> 00:26:45,375 Come work for me. 606 00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:47,711 I don't know anything about rockets. 607 00:26:47,711 --> 00:26:50,714 If you can sell Mitables to the garbageman, 608 00:26:50,714 --> 00:26:52,841 you can sell rockets to billionaires. 609 00:26:52,841 --> 00:26:54,051 Is this just a pity hire 610 00:26:54,051 --> 00:26:56,470 because you feel guilty about ruining my medical career? 611 00:26:56,470 --> 00:26:58,930 To be honest, I don't know if I can do this without you. 612 00:26:58,930 --> 00:27:00,724 I need someone brilliant to help me, 613 00:27:00,724 --> 00:27:02,893 and you're the most brilliant person I know. 614 00:27:02,893 --> 00:27:05,103 Certainly more brilliant than Janice. 615 00:27:05,729 --> 00:27:07,314 People shine in their own ways. 616 00:27:08,648 --> 00:27:10,400 But no one as bright as you. 617 00:27:11,068 --> 00:27:12,361 Correct. 618 00:27:15,405 --> 00:27:16,656 Boobs, really? 619 00:27:16,656 --> 00:27:17,866 Give it up. 620 00:27:17,866 --> 00:27:20,535 All this sex stuff is just going to make you feel insecure. 621 00:27:20,535 --> 00:27:22,287 You seem like you're in a bad place. 622 00:27:23,330 --> 00:27:24,623 Try some of my therapy clay. 623 00:27:25,332 --> 00:27:26,875 I don't even know what I want to make. 624 00:27:27,751 --> 00:27:29,252 I've never heard you say that. 625 00:27:29,252 --> 00:27:30,504 What are you talking about? 626 00:27:30,504 --> 00:27:32,547 You always know what you want and just do it. 627 00:27:32,547 --> 00:27:34,674 No matter how depraved or disgusting. 628 00:27:34,674 --> 00:27:37,803 Like having conversations, trying something new. 629 00:27:38,512 --> 00:27:39,846 Making eye contact. 630 00:27:40,347 --> 00:27:42,808 Kamal, you could do those things too. 631 00:27:43,475 --> 00:27:46,978 This family only needs one rebel, but I admire that you go for it 632 00:27:46,978 --> 00:27:48,480 despite what anyone else says. 633 00:27:49,356 --> 00:27:53,235 You're right. Why have I been letting everyone get inside my head? 634 00:27:53,235 --> 00:27:57,364 You are the most foolish, but most confident Pradeep. 635 00:27:59,825 --> 00:28:00,909 Thank you, Kamal. 636 00:28:00,909 --> 00:28:03,495 I would hug you, but I know you have a fear of confinement. 637 00:28:03,495 --> 00:28:04,746 You get me. 638 00:28:05,414 --> 00:28:09,084 My brother helped me realize that I didn't have to be perfect at sex 639 00:28:09,084 --> 00:28:12,170 or have the perfect body or worry about going to hell. 640 00:28:12,796 --> 00:28:14,506 Because none of that mattered. 641 00:28:14,506 --> 00:28:17,634 What mattered is that I wanted to have sex 642 00:28:17,634 --> 00:28:20,178 and I knew who I wanted to have it with. 643 00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:23,682 Isn't that the most important thing for your first time? 644 00:28:24,474 --> 00:28:25,851 And every time. 645 00:28:26,810 --> 00:28:28,562 I've got to cancel some plans. 646 00:28:30,439 --> 00:28:33,442 When Suda quit selling my Mitables, you got your turf back. 647 00:28:33,442 --> 00:28:36,236 Didn't that smooth things out between you two even a little bit? 648 00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:40,449 First of all, Sudha only earned the one Golden Mitamix, 649 00:28:40,449 --> 00:28:42,325 so she was never really a threat, 650 00:28:42,325 --> 00:28:43,535 but her daughter was. 651 00:28:44,202 --> 00:28:46,538 I'm just gonna throw this out there. 652 00:28:46,538 --> 00:28:49,291 Janice, did you burn down your own house to frame Bhanu? 653 00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:51,835 Do you really think I'm that big of a nut job? 654 00:28:51,835 --> 00:28:54,838 Mrs. Mills is definitely that big of a nut job. 655 00:28:56,214 --> 00:28:59,176 But she wasn't my biggest obstacle to being with Stu. 656 00:28:59,176 --> 00:29:01,803 Anyway, yeah, that's what happened to our third dog, Bingo. 657 00:29:01,803 --> 00:29:03,430 We never saw him again. 658 00:29:03,430 --> 00:29:04,806 Anyway, you wanna make out? 659 00:29:04,806 --> 00:29:07,267 Stu, I know what I want. 660 00:29:07,809 --> 00:29:09,186 I want to have sex. 661 00:29:11,521 --> 00:29:12,397 With you. 662 00:29:13,148 --> 00:29:14,024 Tight. 663 00:29:15,609 --> 00:29:16,610 Oh, but I can't. 664 00:29:17,527 --> 00:29:19,279 Seriously? 665 00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:21,990 Do you know how many idiots I had to talk to about this? 666 00:29:21,990 --> 00:29:23,450 Do you not want this too? 667 00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:26,870 I do. No, I-- I super do. 668 00:29:27,746 --> 00:29:30,707 It's just, I need you to do something for me first. 669 00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:34,544 And it's kind of-- I don't know, it's kind of a big ask. 670 00:29:35,170 --> 00:29:37,714 Oh, don't worry, I already took care of it down there. 671 00:29:37,714 --> 00:29:39,299 Painful, but breezy. 672 00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:40,342 Sick. 673 00:29:40,967 --> 00:29:43,428 Uh, but it's not that. It's-- It's this. 674 00:29:43,428 --> 00:29:45,972 Go to a 311 concert. No way 675 00:29:45,972 --> 00:29:47,516 That would hurt way worse. 676 00:29:47,516 --> 00:29:49,601 No, no, no, Matthew, 3:11. 677 00:29:50,352 --> 00:29:51,895 From the Bible. Uh... 678 00:29:52,479 --> 00:29:55,941 I indeed baptize you with water unto repentance. 679 00:29:55,941 --> 00:29:57,275 Okay. 680 00:29:57,275 --> 00:29:59,528 This is more than just a hookup for me, Bhanu, 681 00:29:59,528 --> 00:30:01,530 this is different. It feels different. 682 00:30:02,197 --> 00:30:03,490 I think about our future. 683 00:30:04,199 --> 00:30:05,325 - Really? - Yeah. 684 00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:06,910 I don't want to be chilling up in heaven 685 00:30:06,910 --> 00:30:09,287 while you're getting your eyes pecked out in hell, you know? 686 00:30:09,871 --> 00:30:13,708 I want to be with you. Here and up there. 687 00:30:14,334 --> 00:30:15,835 What are you saying? 688 00:30:15,835 --> 00:30:17,963 I gotta honor my guy in the sky. 689 00:30:18,630 --> 00:30:19,631 Okay. 690 00:30:19,631 --> 00:30:20,840 So, Bhanu... 691 00:30:22,759 --> 00:30:24,427 will you get baptized for me? 692 00:30:27,472 --> 00:30:29,349 I wasn't cockblocked by Janice. 693 00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:32,102 I was cockblocked by Jesus. 694 00:31:34,748 --> 00:31:37,208 Next on The Pradeeps of Pittsburgh... 695 00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:38,752 Thanks for getting me that investor. 696 00:31:38,752 --> 00:31:40,170 He invited us bow hunting. 697 00:31:40,170 --> 00:31:43,173 He was like the Tom Cruise of Pittsburg. 698 00:31:43,173 --> 00:31:45,508 If either of you bag a kill before me, 699 00:31:45,508 --> 00:31:47,135 I'll double my investment. 700 00:31:47,135 --> 00:31:48,887 I'm feeling your tip. 701 00:31:50,138 --> 00:31:52,474 Did your moron son give this to my daughter? 702 00:31:52,474 --> 00:31:55,310 If she wants to explore the Lord's pack you should let her. 703 00:31:55,310 --> 00:31:57,604 Maybe she's looking to others because you're so controlling. 704 00:31:57,604 --> 00:31:59,606 I was fighting for my daughter's soul. 705 00:31:59,606 --> 00:32:03,151 I had to put the world on notice. Sudha Pradeep plays for keeps. 706 00:32:03,777 --> 00:32:04,736 Bollywood style.