1 00:00:06,194 --> 00:00:08,029 [Sudha] Previously on The Pradeeps of Pittsburgh... 2 00:00:08,029 --> 00:00:09,948 You the new Indians on the block? 3 00:00:09,948 --> 00:00:10,949 Mrs. Mills? 4 00:00:10,949 --> 00:00:12,743 [Mahesh] Your teacher is Stu's mother? 5 00:00:12,743 --> 00:00:14,494 That boy has a bony-bone. 6 00:00:14,494 --> 00:00:15,704 Five dead rabbits. 7 00:00:15,704 --> 00:00:17,289 Stu would never do this. 8 00:00:17,289 --> 00:00:18,665 Love thy neighbor. 9 00:00:18,665 --> 00:00:19,875 I'm making them a curry. 10 00:00:19,875 --> 00:00:22,836 [gasps] Did you make that with a dead rabbit? 11 00:00:22,836 --> 00:00:25,005 I know what I'm doing, I'm a doctor. 12 00:00:25,005 --> 00:00:27,674 Your license approval process is still a bit delayed. 13 00:00:27,674 --> 00:00:29,676 I bet you can afford your own iCloud account. 14 00:00:29,676 --> 00:00:31,094 You know, 'cause of all the drugs. 15 00:00:31,094 --> 00:00:34,431 You have no idea the trouble their daughter got our poor Stu into. 16 00:00:34,431 --> 00:00:36,057 He was banned from Ohio. 17 00:00:36,057 --> 00:00:37,350 What happened in Ohio? 18 00:00:37,350 --> 00:00:39,227 Something very, very illegal. 19 00:00:43,148 --> 00:00:47,277 [Mahesh] Our first two months in America were a frigid, fraught disaster. 20 00:00:47,277 --> 00:00:49,154 {\an8}[typewriter] 21 00:00:49,154 --> 00:00:52,491 {\an8}But then came spring, just as I intended. 22 00:00:52,491 --> 00:00:55,285 Are you taking credit for spring? 23 00:00:55,285 --> 00:00:56,870 Yes. 24 00:00:56,870 --> 00:00:59,247 Pittsburgh isn't as bad when it's not a... 25 00:00:59,247 --> 00:01:00,874 [speaks Hindi] Frozen shithole. 26 00:01:00,874 --> 00:01:03,001 So, you saw the light at the end of the tunnel? 27 00:01:03,001 --> 00:01:04,336 Yes. 28 00:01:04,336 --> 00:01:05,796 That doesn't sound like you. 29 00:01:05,796 --> 00:01:08,089 The light was the headlight of an oncoming train 30 00:01:08,089 --> 00:01:10,383 about to splatter our brains all over the tracks. 31 00:01:10,383 --> 00:01:13,720 There she is. Please, continue. 32 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,640 [Sudha] I was waiting to hear the fate of my medical career, 33 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,725 but my kids wouldn't leave me alone. 34 00:01:18,725 --> 00:01:20,644 Mom, can you sign this permission slip? 35 00:01:20,644 --> 00:01:23,271 It's for a field trip to a chemical plant in Ohio. 36 00:01:23,271 --> 00:01:24,189 Shh! 37 00:01:24,189 --> 00:01:25,524 I need new underwear. 38 00:01:25,524 --> 00:01:26,775 How did that happen? 39 00:01:26,775 --> 00:01:28,485 Well... 40 00:01:28,485 --> 00:01:31,238 I was enlightening American students about pacifism. 41 00:01:31,238 --> 00:01:34,825 I will not fight back, just as Gandhi taught. 42 00:01:34,825 --> 00:01:36,743 He'll feel that tomorrow. 43 00:01:36,743 --> 00:01:39,621 - Mom, can you sign this? - Mom, can you sew this? 44 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:42,916 Everyone stop. She's expecting an important call from the hospital. 45 00:01:42,916 --> 00:01:44,125 I'd offer you lorazepam, 46 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:46,920 but I need it for the group shower portion of gymnasium class. 47 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,589 [Mahesh] Here's your permission slip. Now for the undies. 48 00:01:49,589 --> 00:01:51,550 [phone rings] 49 00:01:51,550 --> 00:01:54,344 Dr. Sudha Pradeep speaking. 50 00:01:54,344 --> 00:01:57,055 Boys, I've signed you up for American sports. 51 00:01:57,055 --> 00:01:58,807 First practice is this weekend. 52 00:01:58,807 --> 00:02:01,059 Cool! I'll invite my posse to watch. 53 00:02:01,059 --> 00:02:03,353 I don't have a posse. Nor desire to go. 54 00:02:03,353 --> 00:02:06,481 The sooner you fit in, the less we'll have to spend on underwear. 55 00:02:06,481 --> 00:02:07,440 [Sudha] No! 56 00:02:10,735 --> 00:02:13,154 My medical license was rejected. 57 00:02:15,949 --> 00:02:18,243 [theme music playing] 58 00:02:36,970 --> 00:02:39,764 [Light Suit] Now, tell me why your medical license was rejected. 59 00:02:39,764 --> 00:02:44,227 Accreditation incompatibilities, AKA America hates brown foreigners. 60 00:02:44,227 --> 00:02:47,856 Wow! Your career, gone! 61 00:02:47,856 --> 00:02:50,859 That must've really pissed you off. 62 00:02:50,859 --> 00:02:54,529 Made you want to take it out on the closest white people around. 63 00:02:54,529 --> 00:02:58,283 Even if I was angry at America, why would I take it out on the Mills? 64 00:02:58,283 --> 00:03:01,202 'Cause everywhere you looked, there they were, in your face. 65 00:03:02,037 --> 00:03:04,247 All roads led to the Mills. 66 00:03:04,247 --> 00:03:06,374 Definitely to Janice. 67 00:03:06,374 --> 00:03:09,169 Yesterday, I saw Janice at the post office, 68 00:03:09,169 --> 00:03:11,254 then the dry cleaner, and then the ATM. 69 00:03:11,254 --> 00:03:13,381 She's everywhere. 70 00:03:13,381 --> 00:03:15,926 Just like those tacky Terry Toyota billboards. 71 00:03:15,926 --> 00:03:19,179 Oh, God. There she is again. Hit the gas! Hit the gas! 72 00:03:19,179 --> 00:03:20,639 Sudha. 73 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:23,099 I ask for so little, Mahesh. 74 00:03:23,099 --> 00:03:25,310 I know we got off to a rough start with the Mills, 75 00:03:25,310 --> 00:03:27,646 but they're going to be in our lives for a long time. 76 00:03:27,646 --> 00:03:30,482 Only because you don't have the courage to run them over. 77 00:03:30,482 --> 00:03:32,025 [Mahesh] Sudha wasn't seeing the big picture. 78 00:03:32,025 --> 00:03:33,818 As my grandfather told me, 79 00:03:33,818 --> 00:03:36,529 an enemy today could be a friend tomorrow. 80 00:03:36,529 --> 00:03:40,909 He was a very wise man, and he was killed by his best friend. 81 00:03:40,909 --> 00:03:44,329 Are you saying your family was friends or enemies with the Mills? 82 00:03:44,329 --> 00:03:46,331 It depends on which Pradeep you ask. 83 00:03:46,331 --> 00:03:49,084 My relationship with them changed through my rocket factory. 84 00:03:49,084 --> 00:03:51,878 Right. The, um, former dildo factory? 85 00:03:51,878 --> 00:03:53,171 That's a versatile space. 86 00:03:53,171 --> 00:03:57,092 Yawn! Can we just get back to Sudha wanting to run over Janice? 87 00:03:57,092 --> 00:03:59,886 Just like the bank tried to run over my dreams. 88 00:03:59,886 --> 00:04:02,472 Denied? I don't understand. 89 00:04:02,472 --> 00:04:05,058 I have a two million dollar SpaceX contract. 90 00:04:05,058 --> 00:04:07,686 And all I need is a half million dollar start-up loan. 91 00:04:07,686 --> 00:04:10,438 The terms of your contract are speculative, at best. 92 00:04:10,438 --> 00:04:13,400 And you have no established credit in the U.S. It's too risky. 93 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,486 But I moved my family across the world for this. 94 00:04:16,486 --> 00:04:19,823 Pulled my kids out of school. Cost my wife her medical career. 95 00:04:19,823 --> 00:04:20,824 I see. 96 00:04:22,367 --> 00:04:25,328 History of reckless decisions. 97 00:04:28,164 --> 00:04:31,876 [Light Suit] All right, kids, we need to know where you all stand. 98 00:04:31,876 --> 00:04:34,337 The Mills... friends or enemies? 99 00:04:34,337 --> 00:04:35,755 Lovers. 100 00:04:35,755 --> 00:04:38,133 Your infatuation with Mrs. Mills is noted. 101 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:42,595 Bhanu, you had a thing for Stu. Is that what Ohio was all about? 102 00:04:42,595 --> 00:04:45,807 Lady, nothing interesting ever happens in Ohio. 103 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:47,100 [pop music playing] 104 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:49,936 Damn it! This field trip is with sophomores? 105 00:04:49,936 --> 00:04:52,856 Ugh, that means Kamal will be on it. 106 00:04:52,856 --> 00:04:54,899 But at least he's not totally useless. 107 00:04:54,899 --> 00:04:59,154 Let's go! Your brother's meds are selling like hotcakes. 108 00:04:59,154 --> 00:05:01,781 Hotcakes laced with drugs. [laughs] 109 00:05:01,781 --> 00:05:03,116 This is from the last batch. 110 00:05:04,409 --> 00:05:08,371 That's it? [scoffs] This won't get me my own apartment anytime soon. 111 00:05:08,371 --> 00:05:10,915 Bhan-Bhan. We're gonna need a lot more pills 112 00:05:10,915 --> 00:05:12,834 than you can skim off your brother for that. 113 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:16,129 - Did you just call me "Bhan-Bhan"? - Yeah, did you like it? 114 00:05:16,129 --> 00:05:17,547 Yes-yes. 115 00:05:17,547 --> 00:05:18,798 [laughs] Cool. 116 00:05:20,008 --> 00:05:23,178 I got an idea. Maybe I can steal my aunt's cat medication to sell. 117 00:05:23,178 --> 00:05:26,723 All due respect to your auntie's cat, I think I have a better supply guy. 118 00:05:26,723 --> 00:05:28,975 That's the school drug dealer. 119 00:05:28,975 --> 00:05:30,685 - [car door closes] - Hey, Trevor. 120 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:33,021 What's up, dude? 121 00:05:33,021 --> 00:05:35,273 So, I've got a business proposition for you. 122 00:05:35,273 --> 00:05:36,357 Hell no. 123 00:05:36,357 --> 00:05:38,526 Oh, come on. I'll buy in bulk. 124 00:05:38,526 --> 00:05:41,112 Here's the first installment. 125 00:05:42,363 --> 00:05:44,157 No, then you'll start poaching my customers. 126 00:05:44,157 --> 00:05:46,493 You really think I want you as a competitor? 127 00:05:46,493 --> 00:05:48,912 You people already fucked me over on the SATs. 128 00:05:48,912 --> 00:05:52,832 It's not my fault we excel academically. 129 00:05:52,832 --> 00:05:55,668 Mrs. Mills? They're from my aunt's bakery. 130 00:05:55,668 --> 00:05:58,254 Oh, I get it. Brownie points. 131 00:05:58,254 --> 00:06:00,298 That is so much better than what I thought of. 132 00:06:00,298 --> 00:06:03,134 Please, don't read my note. It says "extra bread-it." 133 00:06:03,134 --> 00:06:05,762 - Oh. - Mrs. Mills, I can carry those for you. 134 00:06:05,762 --> 00:06:07,430 Hey, don't glom on to my suck-up. 135 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:12,143 Thank you, Kamal. The Lord smiles on good Samaritans. 136 00:06:12,143 --> 00:06:15,146 Do you Hindus have that story in your Bible? 137 00:06:15,146 --> 00:06:17,607 No. But we have a story about a king 138 00:06:17,607 --> 00:06:20,735 who burns his children alive and gets eaten by a lion god. 139 00:06:20,735 --> 00:06:24,864 Funny. See, in our Bible, everything's true. 140 00:06:24,864 --> 00:06:27,033 How'd we get on Bibles and brownies? 141 00:06:27,033 --> 00:06:28,535 How should I know? 142 00:06:28,535 --> 00:06:32,288 Bhanu, if you don't want to tell us about Ohio, maybe Kamal will. 143 00:06:32,288 --> 00:06:36,209 I didn't even go on the field trip. My mom took me to a psychiatrist. 144 00:06:36,209 --> 00:06:39,129 Psychiatrist? Juicy, do tell. 145 00:06:39,129 --> 00:06:42,423 Dear God, can we please stay on Ohio? 146 00:06:42,423 --> 00:06:43,758 - Seriously? - Yeah. 147 00:06:43,758 --> 00:06:46,594 I think we all know who wins "Shrink v. Ohio." 148 00:06:46,594 --> 00:06:51,516 Anxiety, depression, OCD, trypophobia, agoraphobia, 149 00:06:51,516 --> 00:06:53,476 and PTSD from the Flubber movie. 150 00:06:53,476 --> 00:06:56,396 Those are the ones my Mummi says I have. 151 00:06:56,396 --> 00:06:58,857 But the Internet tells me I also have Bennet syndrome, 152 00:06:58,857 --> 00:07:01,067 - Bertrand syndrome, Beckett syndrome... - Kamal. 153 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:03,778 Are you involved with any extracurricular activities 154 00:07:03,778 --> 00:07:06,322 to take your mind off of all of this? 155 00:07:06,322 --> 00:07:08,616 Papa signed me up for basketball. 156 00:07:08,616 --> 00:07:11,911 Which only triggers my fear of shiny wood floors, repetitive bouncing, 157 00:07:11,911 --> 00:07:14,164 team work, public cheering, whistles... 158 00:07:14,164 --> 00:07:17,834 I have so many phobias, Dr. Hewitt had to get a second notebook. 159 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:23,006 And though I might be the nutty Pradeep, my sister Bhanu is the naughty Pradeep. 160 00:07:23,006 --> 00:07:25,175 What happened in Ohio? 161 00:07:25,175 --> 00:07:26,384 Nothing. 162 00:07:26,384 --> 00:07:30,013 Had to be something big for a student to get banned from the whole state. 163 00:07:30,013 --> 00:07:31,264 [gasps] Oh! 164 00:07:32,724 --> 00:07:36,477 I told you. We know things you don't know we know. 165 00:07:36,477 --> 00:07:39,439 Well, if you know so much, you tell me what happened. 166 00:07:39,439 --> 00:07:40,648 All right. 167 00:07:40,648 --> 00:07:43,359 I know exactly how punks like you are. 168 00:07:43,359 --> 00:07:45,486 Ugh, no luck with Trevor. 169 00:07:45,486 --> 00:07:47,572 Fuck Trevor. Sounds like a dog's name anyway. 170 00:07:47,572 --> 00:07:49,616 Where you going on your field trip tomorrow? 171 00:07:49,616 --> 00:07:52,243 - Steubenville. Ohio. - That place is a pill mill. 172 00:07:52,243 --> 00:07:56,372 Their pharmacies dispense 937% more pills than the national average. 173 00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:59,375 It's perfect for people like us. You know, immoral delinquents. 174 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:02,670 Fortunately, our hubris makes us think we are smarter than the law. 175 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:07,091 Unless, a whip-smart, statuesque, Candice Bergen-type interrogator 176 00:08:07,091 --> 00:08:10,553 cracks the case with no help from her deadweight, rookie partner. 177 00:08:10,553 --> 00:08:12,639 [blows] She's the full package. 178 00:08:12,639 --> 00:08:14,933 Her last boyfriend really blew a good thing 179 00:08:14,933 --> 00:08:16,601 leaving her for that congresswoman. 180 00:08:16,601 --> 00:08:19,938 Let's go commit interstate crime with the naiveté of dumb youths. 181 00:08:19,938 --> 00:08:23,441 Oh, your disregard for the law turns me on. 182 00:08:24,817 --> 00:08:26,069 You scared yet? 183 00:08:26,069 --> 00:08:27,237 You got nothing. 184 00:08:28,238 --> 00:08:31,366 And you're still not gonna get anything from me. Oh! 185 00:08:31,366 --> 00:08:32,825 [growls] 186 00:08:32,825 --> 00:08:36,287 [Dark Suit] Sudha, I want to talk to you about your son seeing a psychiatrist. 187 00:08:36,287 --> 00:08:40,166 Did Kamal get the help from Dr. Hewitt for all his... stuff? 188 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:41,292 Yes. 189 00:08:41,292 --> 00:08:45,004 Your son has a mess of issues. Though, some are imagined. 190 00:08:45,004 --> 00:08:46,089 Like what? 191 00:08:46,089 --> 00:08:48,925 Premenstrual dysphoric disorder. 192 00:08:48,925 --> 00:08:50,718 Who prescribed your son's meds before? 193 00:08:50,718 --> 00:08:51,761 Me. 194 00:08:51,761 --> 00:08:53,972 Okay. So, crazy unethical. 195 00:08:53,972 --> 00:08:56,724 Maybe that's why you can't practice medicine here. 196 00:08:56,724 --> 00:08:58,476 No, that is because of racism. 197 00:08:58,476 --> 00:09:01,562 Oh, honey, I'm Black, Jewish, and gay. Get in line. 198 00:09:01,562 --> 00:09:04,565 Maybe the bar is higher for me because I'm a surgeon who saves lives, 199 00:09:04,565 --> 00:09:06,693 whereas you just... chit-chat. 200 00:09:08,444 --> 00:09:10,405 I sense your pain, Dr. Pradeep. 201 00:09:10,405 --> 00:09:13,700 You're the first person to even acknowledge that. 202 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:15,910 Well, your pain is super obvious. 203 00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:20,498 No, I mean you're the only person who has called me Dr. Pradeep. 204 00:09:20,498 --> 00:09:22,458 [sighs] Makes me so angry. 205 00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:24,294 What makes you angry? 206 00:09:24,294 --> 00:09:26,546 I've always been Dr. Sudha Pradeep. 207 00:09:26,546 --> 00:09:28,214 And now, I'm just Sudha, 208 00:09:28,214 --> 00:09:31,884 Costco member and reluctant watcher of Judge Judy. 209 00:09:31,884 --> 00:09:33,803 I feel so lost. 210 00:09:35,346 --> 00:09:38,975 I never imagined that my life would be this. 211 00:09:38,975 --> 00:09:42,979 As I hugged that fake silk pillow, I poured my heart out to that fake doctor. 212 00:09:42,979 --> 00:09:44,814 But then I had a real break-through. 213 00:09:44,814 --> 00:09:46,899 Not because that fake doctor was any good, 214 00:09:46,899 --> 00:09:50,570 but because her fake listening reminded me I was once a real doctor. 215 00:09:50,570 --> 00:09:52,905 I was having an identity crisis. 216 00:09:52,905 --> 00:09:54,365 Thank you for letting me use your bathroom. 217 00:09:54,365 --> 00:09:56,617 Wash your hands three more times. Deadly germs are everywhere. 218 00:09:56,617 --> 00:09:58,202 Yes, Mummi. 219 00:09:58,202 --> 00:10:01,831 - So, that explains his germaphobia. - My son can't see me like this. 220 00:10:01,831 --> 00:10:05,668 You just need to establish a new identity here, in this country. 221 00:10:05,668 --> 00:10:07,795 Find a place where you belong. 222 00:10:07,795 --> 00:10:10,089 I told you, I belong to Costco. 223 00:10:10,089 --> 00:10:14,594 I'm in this great book club. We're meeting tomorrow. Come. 224 00:10:14,594 --> 00:10:16,387 Do I have to read the book by then? 225 00:10:16,387 --> 00:10:19,599 Nah. Book clubs here are more about brie and booze. 226 00:10:19,599 --> 00:10:21,684 I could read the book by then, you know. 227 00:10:21,684 --> 00:10:24,479 Uh-huh, I'm sure you could. 228 00:10:24,479 --> 00:10:27,440 [Sudha] I really wanted to punch her fake-doctor face. 229 00:10:31,361 --> 00:10:33,863 [Mahesh] As Sudha and I had a check-in over chai, 230 00:10:33,863 --> 00:10:36,240 I was forced to hide our grim outlook. 231 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:39,660 How'd it go at the bank? Did you get the loan? 232 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:41,829 Did I get the loan? [scoffs] 233 00:10:41,829 --> 00:10:44,207 You should've heard the banker go on about my boldness 234 00:10:44,207 --> 00:10:46,209 in uprooting our family for this daring venture. 235 00:10:46,209 --> 00:10:48,044 She said it was a no-brainer. 236 00:10:49,128 --> 00:10:50,630 At least that's some good news. 237 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:52,590 Papa, do I have to do basketball? 238 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:55,176 I'm not comfortable with communal sweating or showing my knees. 239 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:57,512 [Vinod] But I have no problem showing my knees. 240 00:10:57,512 --> 00:11:00,181 - ["The Final Countdown" by Europe] - [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, 241 00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:04,519 Pittsburgh hoop superstar Vinod Pradeep! 242 00:11:04,519 --> 00:11:08,356 American fun, here I come! 243 00:11:08,356 --> 00:11:10,149 [Kamal] That's not accurate. 244 00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:11,776 No star-spangled uniform? 245 00:11:11,776 --> 00:11:15,279 No, there was. Just no spotlight. Or announcer. 246 00:11:15,279 --> 00:11:17,532 I think Vinod just wanted to fit in. 247 00:11:17,532 --> 00:11:20,034 Your shrink was right, belonging is important. 248 00:11:20,034 --> 00:11:22,120 Especially in the struggle of immigrants. 249 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,747 America's noblest citizens. 250 00:11:24,747 --> 00:11:26,582 Come with me. 251 00:11:29,085 --> 00:11:31,921 - There was an announcer. - No, there wasn't. 252 00:11:33,005 --> 00:11:34,507 You're siding with the Pradeeps. 253 00:11:34,507 --> 00:11:36,008 I'm trying to understand them. 254 00:11:36,008 --> 00:11:37,802 No, what we're trying to understand is 255 00:11:37,802 --> 00:11:40,179 how everything they're telling us is connected to the Mills. 256 00:11:40,179 --> 00:11:41,097 - What-- - [phone buzzes] 257 00:11:41,097 --> 00:11:44,183 [speaking Mandarin] 258 00:11:45,476 --> 00:11:48,104 [speaking Mandarin] 259 00:11:49,522 --> 00:11:51,482 My wife just passed her citizenship test. 260 00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:53,484 She's Chinese today, but in six to eight weeks, 261 00:11:53,484 --> 00:11:55,194 she's gonna be Chinese-American. 262 00:11:55,194 --> 00:11:58,364 Uh-huh. Congrats. 263 00:11:58,364 --> 00:12:00,908 Did Bhanu tell you about Ohio yet? 264 00:12:00,908 --> 00:12:02,201 She wouldn't crack. 265 00:12:02,201 --> 00:12:03,953 But I have a new intricate strategy 266 00:12:03,953 --> 00:12:07,165 to find out how it's all connected to Mr. and Mrs. Mills. 267 00:12:08,332 --> 00:12:11,002 How is this all connected to you, Mr. and Mrs. Mills? 268 00:12:11,002 --> 00:12:13,921 Our house was burned down. 269 00:12:13,921 --> 00:12:16,841 I got Bhanu to crack like a walnut. 270 00:12:16,841 --> 00:12:20,011 She and your son were getting pills from Ohio. 271 00:12:20,011 --> 00:12:22,096 She said it was all his idea. 272 00:12:22,096 --> 00:12:28,102 [scoffs] Proverbs 19:9 clearly states that God hates bullshit liars. 273 00:12:28,102 --> 00:12:30,938 And that whole family, bullshit liars. 274 00:12:30,938 --> 00:12:32,690 Why do you hate the Pradeeps? 275 00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:37,278 Oh, it didn't start that way. I am open to other cultures. 276 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:40,156 It's true. She does "Taco Tuesday." 277 00:12:40,156 --> 00:12:42,617 And every day is "Margarita Monday." 278 00:12:44,535 --> 00:12:47,121 But Bhanu corrupted our poor, sweet Stu. 279 00:12:47,121 --> 00:12:50,541 Lured him into her sleazy drug ring. 280 00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:52,793 It all went down in Ohio. 281 00:12:55,713 --> 00:12:59,800 Bhanu turned her field trip into an interstate crime spree. 282 00:13:01,427 --> 00:13:03,971 First of all, she was disregarding the educational benefits 283 00:13:03,971 --> 00:13:07,016 of a school sponsored activity, which is just sad. 284 00:13:07,016 --> 00:13:08,434 [man] Which goes to the next... 285 00:13:08,434 --> 00:13:10,561 [Janice] As a teacher, it breaks my heart 286 00:13:10,561 --> 00:13:13,356 to see a student turn their back on knowledge. 287 00:13:15,608 --> 00:13:19,987 But all Bhanu could think of was getting out of there to do her dirty deed. 288 00:13:25,284 --> 00:13:28,454 She seduced my innocent son into being her accomplice. 289 00:13:28,454 --> 00:13:32,959 It was like "Bhanu and Clyde." But Clyde was a good boy, my boy. 290 00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:36,212 Got my mom's prescription pad. But we only got 30 minutes. 291 00:13:36,212 --> 00:13:38,089 - I don't feel right about this. - [grunts] 292 00:13:38,089 --> 00:13:39,298 Shut up and drive! 293 00:13:39,298 --> 00:13:40,633 Yes, ma'am. 294 00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:42,718 [Janice] She also made him break the speed limit. 295 00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:44,011 Which is never okay. 296 00:13:46,222 --> 00:13:49,433 Bhanu had no problem breaking every law known to God and man. 297 00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:51,811 And the FDA. 298 00:13:51,811 --> 00:13:53,771 We've sinned. If we repent now... 299 00:13:53,771 --> 00:13:55,815 - Get your shit together! - [grunts] 300 00:13:57,149 --> 00:13:59,777 I'm nervous driving back with all these pills. 301 00:13:59,777 --> 00:14:02,071 They have cops at the state line. 302 00:14:02,071 --> 00:14:03,948 They won't search a school bus. 303 00:14:03,948 --> 00:14:05,616 You are Satan's harlot. 304 00:14:05,616 --> 00:14:06,909 Damn right. 305 00:14:07,994 --> 00:14:13,207 [Janice] And just like that, she snuck back in, all covered in sin. 306 00:14:13,207 --> 00:14:16,043 Did you know your daughter was doing drug deals with Stu Mills? 307 00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:17,086 That's not true. 308 00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:20,464 And if it were, which again, it is not, Stu made her do it. 309 00:14:20,464 --> 00:14:22,675 Janice said Bhanu made Stu do it. 310 00:14:22,675 --> 00:14:25,636 [scoffs] Of course, she did. She's out to get us. 311 00:14:25,636 --> 00:14:29,348 She has always hated me and takes it out on my whole family. 312 00:14:29,348 --> 00:14:31,976 Janice didn't always hate you as much as you think. 313 00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:34,937 I'm an expert in measuring people's dislike of other people. 314 00:14:34,937 --> 00:14:37,982 Janice's dislike of me was a 9.7. 315 00:14:37,982 --> 00:14:41,569 Mine of her was immeasurable because she's a liar. 316 00:14:41,569 --> 00:14:43,404 Even about brownies. 317 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,406 What's with these... brownies?! 318 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,950 Well, they showed up again at the book club. 319 00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:49,910 Sudha, meet Minerva. 320 00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:53,664 Welcome. I don't care if you use coasters as long as you drink. 321 00:14:53,664 --> 00:14:56,542 I'm perfectly capable of using coasters either way. 322 00:15:00,338 --> 00:15:03,591 Sorry to keep yinz waitin'! Now we can start this party. 323 00:15:03,591 --> 00:15:05,259 What is she doing here? 324 00:15:05,259 --> 00:15:06,302 You know Janice? 325 00:15:06,302 --> 00:15:07,845 She's my mortal enemy. 326 00:15:07,845 --> 00:15:09,263 Well, hey there, neighbor! 327 00:15:09,263 --> 00:15:12,558 Funny seeing you here. What a coinkidink. [laughs] 328 00:15:12,558 --> 00:15:15,811 Oh, you know that curry you made us. It did not sit well with Jimbo. 329 00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:18,314 - Oh, no. - Came out both ends. 330 00:15:18,314 --> 00:15:21,275 This is the revenge curry you made from the dead rabbits? 331 00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:24,111 That their son put on our porch as a hate crime, yes. 332 00:15:24,111 --> 00:15:25,154 May I continue? 333 00:15:25,154 --> 00:15:28,282 How are you in a book club with her? She has a furry Bible. 334 00:15:28,282 --> 00:15:29,450 [laughing] 335 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,369 Minerva waxes us both. 336 00:15:31,369 --> 00:15:33,996 Oh, what an unfortunate Venn diagram. 337 00:15:33,996 --> 00:15:36,165 Soo-da? Am I saying that right? 338 00:15:36,165 --> 00:15:37,208 No. 339 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:38,959 Do you use Minerva? 340 00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:40,753 No, Dr. Hewitt invited me. 341 00:15:40,753 --> 00:15:42,797 Oh, you should use Minerva. 342 00:15:42,797 --> 00:15:46,676 I know ethnic hair shows up more down there. Your hubby will thank you. 343 00:15:47,885 --> 00:15:51,389 Okay, everyone, help yourself to my homemade brownies. 344 00:15:51,389 --> 00:15:53,933 They pair perfectly with Minerva's margaritas. 345 00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:57,978 Homemade? Kamal told me a girl in his class brought Janice brownies. 346 00:15:57,978 --> 00:16:00,189 I bet those are them. Such a liar. 347 00:16:00,189 --> 00:16:03,901 Who wants to be naughty yet open-minded and micro-dose MDMA? 348 00:16:03,901 --> 00:16:06,946 Oh, no, thank you. Jesus is my drug. [laughs] 349 00:16:06,946 --> 00:16:08,864 I won't judge, but He will. 350 00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:09,782 Hit me. 351 00:16:09,782 --> 00:16:13,828 I woke up to find my four-year-old staring at me with murder in his eyes. 352 00:16:13,828 --> 00:16:16,080 I'll do some too. My cat has glaucoma, 353 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,958 so it's really hard to watch him bat at things that aren't there. 354 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,584 It's so stressful. 355 00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:21,502 You're stressed? 356 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,713 I was ripped from the womb of my life 357 00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:25,464 and stripped of my very essence 358 00:16:25,464 --> 00:16:27,925 by the Allegheny County Board of Medical Supervisors. 359 00:16:27,925 --> 00:16:31,429 You're a little keyed up. Maybe just have a little Kim Crawford. 360 00:16:31,429 --> 00:16:32,680 Doctor's orders. 361 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,140 You're not a real doctor. 362 00:16:35,891 --> 00:16:38,853 I get it. You acted out. Janice was there. 363 00:16:38,853 --> 00:16:41,147 I couldn't get rid of her. 364 00:16:41,147 --> 00:16:43,733 Like a yeast infection that keeps flaring up. 365 00:16:44,984 --> 00:16:50,114 The Mills did show up in our lives a lot, but I took it as a sign from the universe. 366 00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:51,574 What's in that sandwich? 367 00:16:51,574 --> 00:16:54,034 Oh, it's bok choy, avocado, and corn chips 368 00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:56,620 with a drizzle of ranch dressing and soy sauce. 369 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:59,623 My wife makes it. You gotta try it, it's life changing. 370 00:17:04,837 --> 00:17:06,255 Exquisite. 371 00:17:06,255 --> 00:17:09,133 So, what do you mean "a sign from the universe"? 372 00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:10,342 Karma. 373 00:17:10,342 --> 00:17:13,220 So, you're saying Sudha did something bad 374 00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:16,307 to deserve Janice always showing up in her life? 375 00:17:16,307 --> 00:17:19,894 That's not how karma works. It's existential. 376 00:17:19,894 --> 00:17:22,104 Veiled in causality and purpose. 377 00:17:22,104 --> 00:17:26,609 Sometimes, we find the answer in a shape we never expected. 378 00:17:26,609 --> 00:17:28,110 But always needed. 379 00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:31,739 You could so easily start a cult. I mean, white girls would just line up. 380 00:17:31,739 --> 00:17:33,699 Oh, you flatter me. 381 00:17:33,699 --> 00:17:36,285 Well, what shape did karma take in your life? 382 00:17:36,285 --> 00:17:40,206 The shape of a kind man with a knack and a love for coaching young boys. 383 00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:41,874 - [blows whistle] - Yeah! 384 00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:46,504 Hey, there, neighbor! What a coinkidink. 385 00:17:46,504 --> 00:17:48,506 Jimbo, what are you doing here? 386 00:17:48,506 --> 00:17:50,800 Well, it seems I'm your boy's b-ball coach. 387 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,718 Ain't that a kick in the nuts? 388 00:17:52,718 --> 00:17:55,888 Does Mrs. Mills ever come here? Like, as a cheerleader? 389 00:17:55,888 --> 00:17:58,265 There's Mo and Willa. My posse. 390 00:18:01,393 --> 00:18:02,520 Hey, posse! 391 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,897 Thanks for the invite, never been courtside. 392 00:18:04,897 --> 00:18:06,440 I feel like Matt Damon. 393 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,109 It's just a practice. Drills and such. 394 00:18:09,109 --> 00:18:13,113 It beats eating Cheez-its and watching Mo play Xbox in his parents' basement. 395 00:18:13,113 --> 00:18:14,740 You said you liked that. 396 00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:15,866 I don't. 397 00:18:15,866 --> 00:18:18,786 By the way, that uniform's on point. 398 00:18:18,786 --> 00:18:22,164 Thank you. Etsy really delivered. 399 00:18:22,164 --> 00:18:25,584 Don't worry, Mahesh, I'm gonna whip your boys into little LeBrons. 400 00:18:25,584 --> 00:18:29,213 I don't think you should use "whip" in the context of a Black man. 401 00:18:29,213 --> 00:18:31,382 Right. Don't want to get Me Too'd. 402 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,301 Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble... 403 00:18:34,301 --> 00:18:38,389 [Mahesh] Jimbo was quite a coach. He turned Vinod into a real baller. 404 00:18:38,389 --> 00:18:39,807 Go Vinod! Whoo! 405 00:18:39,807 --> 00:18:41,767 [Mahesh] Even his lady friend took notice. 406 00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:44,770 And he helped Kamal as much as anyone could help Kamal. 407 00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:47,898 Embrace the germs. Raw-dog it, boy! 408 00:18:50,276 --> 00:18:51,443 Ugh! 409 00:18:51,443 --> 00:18:54,446 [Mahesh] Jimbo missed a flagrant foul by a jealous boyfriend on Vinod. 410 00:18:54,446 --> 00:18:55,698 Walk it off, Big V! 411 00:18:55,698 --> 00:18:58,993 [Mahesh] But he got Vinod back onto his feet and back into the action. 412 00:18:58,993 --> 00:19:02,288 Your little guy's a natural. Kamal's still wiping his balls. 413 00:19:02,288 --> 00:19:03,789 He's a work in progress. 414 00:19:03,789 --> 00:19:06,792 Aren't we all? How's your rocket business going? 415 00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:08,586 Taking off yet? Get it? 416 00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:10,921 I do. Rockets take off. 417 00:19:10,921 --> 00:19:13,799 Oh. I was making a different joke. 418 00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:15,634 So, business is good? 419 00:19:15,634 --> 00:19:19,805 Oh, very good. Yes! So good, so good. 420 00:19:19,805 --> 00:19:21,015 [phone ringing] 421 00:19:23,976 --> 00:19:26,186 Hey! How's book club? 422 00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:28,230 Hell. Please, come and pick me up. 423 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:31,150 Why are you such a bitch to Janice? Huh? 424 00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:32,359 She's an angel. 425 00:19:33,402 --> 00:19:35,195 I see the drugs have taken effect. 426 00:19:35,195 --> 00:19:36,864 [Mahesh] Who's on drugs? 427 00:19:36,864 --> 00:19:40,743 Everyone. But worse, Janice Mills is here. 428 00:19:40,743 --> 00:19:44,788 That's so funny. Jimbo Mills is the boys' coach. 429 00:19:44,788 --> 00:19:46,832 I think he'd call this a double-coinkidink. 430 00:19:46,832 --> 00:19:49,043 [Sudha] Why can't we get away from the Mills? 431 00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:52,129 What did I do in my past life to deserve this karma? 432 00:19:52,129 --> 00:19:54,924 That's not how karma works. It's existential. 433 00:19:54,924 --> 00:19:56,967 Veiled in causality and purpose. 434 00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:59,386 [Sudha] As my husband blathered on about karma, 435 00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:01,805 karma was about to hand me a big win. 436 00:20:01,805 --> 00:20:04,308 Sudha, sweetie, can you pass me one of those brownies? 437 00:20:04,308 --> 00:20:07,519 [Sudha] I accidentally handed Janice a drug-soaked brownie. 438 00:20:07,519 --> 00:20:10,189 If I only knew what terrible thing I had done. 439 00:20:10,189 --> 00:20:14,944 Mmm. Mmm! So moist. Jesus has truly blessed my baking hands. 440 00:20:14,944 --> 00:20:17,696 [Sudha] Because if I had known, I would've enjoyed it. 441 00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:22,868 [Light Suit] Damn! 442 00:20:22,868 --> 00:20:26,246 The Pradeeps couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting the Mills. 443 00:20:26,246 --> 00:20:28,207 It must've been torture for them seeing them everywhere. 444 00:20:28,207 --> 00:20:31,001 Seeing them everywhere isn't a motive to burn down their house. 445 00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:34,296 Don't go soft on them because of your situation. 446 00:20:34,296 --> 00:20:35,255 What situation? 447 00:20:35,255 --> 00:20:38,509 Your immigrant Chinese wife. Don't make me say it. 448 00:20:38,509 --> 00:20:41,637 You just said it. What part didn't you say? 449 00:20:41,637 --> 00:20:43,806 You know what, forget it. 450 00:20:43,806 --> 00:20:45,724 Let's go back to how I did a great job 451 00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:48,727 tying the Mills to two threads you didn't think were worth pursuing. 452 00:20:48,727 --> 00:20:51,397 Settle down. We still have a loose end. 453 00:20:51,397 --> 00:20:52,940 Not for long. 454 00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:57,403 You told Sudha you got the bank loan, but you also told Jimbo 455 00:20:57,403 --> 00:20:59,154 that your business was doing well. 456 00:20:59,154 --> 00:21:00,072 [sighs] 457 00:21:00,072 --> 00:21:03,367 Lying to your wife, I get it, but your kids' coach? 458 00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:05,285 You can't get that trust back. 459 00:21:05,285 --> 00:21:08,664 I know. I felt so dirty. 460 00:21:08,664 --> 00:21:12,292 But the truth set us all free at the end of basketball practice. 461 00:21:12,292 --> 00:21:14,128 Why'd you trip me earlier? 462 00:21:14,128 --> 00:21:17,798 I'm sick of you showboating with your fancy working legs, 463 00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,591 trying to steal my girl. 464 00:21:19,591 --> 00:21:21,260 I'm not trying to steal Willa. 465 00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:22,803 Yeah, Mo, chill out. 466 00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:26,682 I will not chill out. I don't feel cherished by you anymore. 467 00:21:26,682 --> 00:21:28,642 You never want to make out. 468 00:21:28,642 --> 00:21:30,310 I told you I'm not ready. 469 00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:32,771 Willa, if Mo's not ready, he's not ready. 470 00:21:32,771 --> 00:21:36,567 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to be late for my group shower. 471 00:21:36,567 --> 00:21:40,779 Don't talk to my girlfriend about your steamy showers! 472 00:21:43,198 --> 00:21:46,326 It appears my son Vinod is embroiled in a love triangle. 473 00:21:46,326 --> 00:21:49,455 Nice! You want me to give him the old talk? 474 00:21:49,455 --> 00:21:53,083 You know, sex stuff's always less awkward coming from a coach. 475 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:54,543 You're very kind, Jimbo. 476 00:21:54,543 --> 00:21:56,920 Helping Kamal with his OCD, 477 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,131 offering to teach Vinod about intercourse. 478 00:21:59,131 --> 00:22:01,216 Well, coaching doesn't stop on the court. 479 00:22:01,216 --> 00:22:03,510 It's even more important in the game of life. 480 00:22:03,510 --> 00:22:05,262 I could use some coaching. 481 00:22:05,262 --> 00:22:06,847 Lay it on me, big guy. 482 00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:10,559 I lied to you. My rocket business isn't taking off. 483 00:22:10,559 --> 00:22:11,935 I have no funding. 484 00:22:11,935 --> 00:22:15,064 If I don't get some soon, we may have to move back to India. 485 00:22:15,064 --> 00:22:16,940 Oh, buddy, you just got here. 486 00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:20,944 Listen, I might be able to get you an investor. 487 00:22:20,944 --> 00:22:22,196 I know a guy. 488 00:22:22,196 --> 00:22:23,822 Oh, that's exciting. Tell me more. 489 00:22:23,822 --> 00:22:27,201 I can make an introduction as long as you don't ask any questions. 490 00:22:27,201 --> 00:22:29,787 - Is it legal? - I said no questions. 491 00:22:29,787 --> 00:22:31,080 Yes or no, bud? 492 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,122 Yes. 493 00:22:32,122 --> 00:22:34,875 Great! Let me know if you have any questions. 494 00:22:36,085 --> 00:22:39,379 Did you know your husband was doing business deals with Jimbo Mills? 495 00:22:39,379 --> 00:22:40,589 - That's not true. - [Light Suit] Oh. 496 00:22:40,589 --> 00:22:42,341 And if it were, which again, it is not, 497 00:22:42,341 --> 00:22:43,634 Jimbo made him do it. 498 00:22:43,634 --> 00:22:45,219 Is that why you burned their house? 499 00:22:45,219 --> 00:22:49,056 Ali-Baba, why is it that every time one of these morons almost dies, 500 00:22:49,056 --> 00:22:50,641 everyone blames me? 501 00:22:50,641 --> 00:22:52,309 Every time? Was there some other time 502 00:22:52,309 --> 00:22:54,853 that you were accused of trying to kill a Mills? 503 00:22:54,853 --> 00:22:57,731 Okay, maybe, Janice, a little. 504 00:22:57,731 --> 00:23:01,777 Personally, I found Of Women and Salt a really compelling narrative... 505 00:23:01,777 --> 00:23:03,779 Holy moly! Janice? 506 00:23:03,779 --> 00:23:05,864 Ooh! How many margaritas did she have? 507 00:23:05,864 --> 00:23:07,950 What's that brown stuff in the foam? 508 00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:09,576 I think it's brownie. 509 00:23:09,576 --> 00:23:11,912 Someone must have dosed her. 510 00:23:13,872 --> 00:23:16,125 You think I poisoned Janice? 511 00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:17,709 I saw you give her a brownie. 512 00:23:17,709 --> 00:23:19,461 The brownies she lied about making? 513 00:23:19,461 --> 00:23:21,296 - [gasps] - Somebody call 911! 514 00:23:21,296 --> 00:23:24,049 There's no time. She needs a gastric lavage. 515 00:23:25,384 --> 00:23:30,055 Unfortunately, I took a Hippocratic Oath which forced me to save Janice's life. 516 00:23:30,055 --> 00:23:32,891 There was no time to sanitize the fish tank equipment. 517 00:23:32,891 --> 00:23:35,477 And even if I could, I wouldn't. 518 00:23:35,477 --> 00:23:39,148 Janice would have to take the dirty fish tube, fish poo and all. 519 00:23:39,148 --> 00:23:42,025 Baking soda. Fizzy water. 520 00:23:42,025 --> 00:23:45,195 I had to funnel more liquid into her than a frat boy during Rush Week. 521 00:23:45,195 --> 00:23:47,698 - [gags] - [ladies gasp] Oh! 522 00:23:47,698 --> 00:23:51,201 [Sudha] And just like that frat boy, it all came back up. 523 00:23:51,201 --> 00:23:54,163 Thank you, Dr. Pradeep, for saving my life. 524 00:23:54,163 --> 00:23:56,999 Fuck those idiots for not approving your medical license. 525 00:23:56,999 --> 00:24:02,379 [chanting] Dr. Pradeep! Dr. Pradeep! 526 00:24:02,379 --> 00:24:05,090 - Oh, yeah! Pradeep! Doctor! - Dr. Pradeep! 527 00:24:05,090 --> 00:24:06,633 Dr. Pradeep! 528 00:24:06,633 --> 00:24:10,304 Okay, maybe Janice didn't thank me and nobody chanted. 529 00:24:10,304 --> 00:24:12,055 But someone clapped. 530 00:24:12,055 --> 00:24:14,141 What happened? 531 00:24:14,141 --> 00:24:15,934 I saved your life. 532 00:24:15,934 --> 00:24:18,353 I still think she poisoned her. 533 00:24:21,315 --> 00:24:24,610 Sudha poisoned Janice. Mahesh was into shady deals with Jimbo. 534 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:27,112 The Mills were like quicksand, sucking them in. 535 00:24:27,112 --> 00:24:28,864 - This helps our case. - Sure does! 536 00:24:28,864 --> 00:24:30,532 Where you at with Ohio? 537 00:24:30,532 --> 00:24:33,243 Bhanu's stonewalling, but I got an ace up my sleeve. 538 00:24:38,457 --> 00:24:41,251 Hey, sneaky sneak. I saw you sneak out from the field trip. 539 00:24:41,251 --> 00:24:42,836 Where'd you sneak off to? 540 00:24:42,836 --> 00:24:44,087 Nowhere. 541 00:24:44,087 --> 00:24:46,757 Your knuckles are white from clutching your bag. 542 00:24:46,757 --> 00:24:47,925 Tell me. 543 00:24:49,635 --> 00:24:51,553 - Mr. Marshall! - Shh! 544 00:24:51,553 --> 00:24:55,182 Okay, fine. I got pills in town. 545 00:24:55,182 --> 00:24:57,643 Go you. I want in. 546 00:24:57,643 --> 00:24:58,769 It was a one-time thing. 547 00:24:58,769 --> 00:25:01,104 It doesn't have to be. 548 00:25:01,104 --> 00:25:02,481 My aunt owns a bakery. 549 00:25:02,481 --> 00:25:04,274 She delivers out here. 550 00:25:04,274 --> 00:25:07,110 Cut me in and we could use her truck. 551 00:25:07,110 --> 00:25:10,280 The driver's chill. We just gotta throw him a little something. 552 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,615 One condition. 553 00:25:11,615 --> 00:25:12,699 What? 554 00:25:12,699 --> 00:25:14,117 You have to give my brother a hand job 555 00:25:14,117 --> 00:25:16,745 so he stops jerking off to my boyfriend's mom. 556 00:25:16,745 --> 00:25:18,163 Weird. 557 00:25:18,163 --> 00:25:19,539 But deal. 558 00:25:21,917 --> 00:25:25,295 [Lexi] And that's just a little taste of what happened. 559 00:25:25,295 --> 00:25:27,631 Bhanu thought she could hide her dirty little secrets, 560 00:25:27,631 --> 00:25:30,384 but there's always a rat to uncover her cheese. 561 00:25:30,384 --> 00:25:34,429 Before this rat tells you anymore, I'm gonna need full immunity. 562 00:25:34,429 --> 00:25:36,181 Sure. Why not? 563 00:25:36,181 --> 00:25:38,475 Do we have that kind of power? 564 00:25:38,475 --> 00:25:40,435 - Yes. - Yes. 565 00:25:40,435 --> 00:25:44,356 Go ahead. Tell us everything you know, Lexi. 566 00:25:45,565 --> 00:25:46,692 Okay. 567 00:25:48,277 --> 00:25:50,195 [end music playing] 568 00:26:49,338 --> 00:26:51,089 [Bhanu] Next on The Pradeeps of Pittsburgh... 569 00:26:51,089 --> 00:26:53,425 I'm thinking about having sex with Stu. 570 00:26:53,425 --> 00:26:54,843 I'll give you a crash course. 571 00:26:54,843 --> 00:26:57,471 A fruity "thank you" for working on getting me that investor. 572 00:26:57,471 --> 00:27:00,974 It's not a done deal, but with this gift, the pressure's really on. 573 00:27:00,974 --> 00:27:03,018 [Janice] Then Sudha came for my Mitables business. 574 00:27:03,018 --> 00:27:05,103 Can't wait to steal your crown, Janice. 575 00:27:05,103 --> 00:27:06,772 [Jimbo] That's a lot of Mitables. 576 00:27:06,772 --> 00:27:07,731 What the fudge?! 577 00:27:07,731 --> 00:27:10,525 I was busy dealing with a steamy love triangle. 578 00:27:10,525 --> 00:27:12,194 What is this, huh? Bros before hoes? 579 00:27:12,194 --> 00:27:15,989 Cover your ears, Vinod. I'm about to pop off on this jerk. 580 00:27:15,989 --> 00:27:18,200 I would like to speak to my lawyer.