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[Vinod]
Previously on the Pradeeps of Pittsburgh.
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[Sudha]
We arrived two years ago.
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Welcome to America, "Pardips."
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Vinod Pardeep
from Ahmedabad, India.
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I'm starting a firm
to build components for rockets.
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I'm going to be
a garbage man.
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[Sudha] Bhanu meeting Stu
was the most cataclysmic moment
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in the history of our family.
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Five dead rabbits, five of us.
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At least they died
together as a family.
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Someone here burned down
your neighbor's house,
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and if you can't convince us
you're not guilty...
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[Dark Suit]
You'll all be deported.
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Well, that's a buzzkill.
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{\an8}[Stu]
Put it in your mouth, baby.
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- What does it taste like?
- Salty.
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I've never done this before.
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It's not a crime. Just eat it, Bhanu.
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But I'm Hindu. I can't eat beef.
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- It's God.
- Fuck your God.
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[Sudha] And then Stu forced his dirty meat
into my daughter's mouth.
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- Case closed.
- No. Okay, hold up.
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My mom wasn't even there.
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I willingly ate Stu's meat stick.
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Your father is right here.
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So, you burned down Stu's house
as revenge for the jerky incident?
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Remember, everything you say will be used
in determining your possible deportation.
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We are the victims.
Stu made Bhanu eat God.
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She claims to be mad at Stu,
but she's actually mad at my dad
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for bringing us to America.
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She blames it all on that.
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O.G. sin.
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Okay. Where does all of this
fall on the timeline?
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I've got to get a good color for this.
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Blue.
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This was all about
a week after we arrived.
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I remember because it was
our first day of school.
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Also the day we met Stu's parents.
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Big day.
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Let's focus on that.
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[Bhanu] I was getting ready for school
when an opportunity arose
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to get better acquainted
with my American community.
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As a recent immigrant, it was my duty
to foster cross-cultural relations
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with that hottie-patottie.
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I couldn't wait
for Stu to drive me to school.
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Stu's not driving you to school.
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You're spying on my iMessages?
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Damn family cloud.
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I want my own account.
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When you get your own money.
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But let me be clear. Even if you become
the world's richest woman,
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you're not going to see Stu ever again.
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Bhanu, is that one of my undershirts?
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Yeah, I want to blend in,
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unlike Kamal who looks
like he's in line at Ellis Island.
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- Okay. Can you drive me to school?
- No. Take the bus with Kamal.
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- My dayo deekro.
- French kiss, Mommy?
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Yes.
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[Bhanu]
My family even ruined French kissing.
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- Where's Vinod?
- Waiting for a ride to school
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on that garbage truck
he met last week.
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[sighs]
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[theme music playing]
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[Bhanu]
As we waited for the school bus,
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I had no idea I was in store
for the biggest shock of my life.
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[speaking Hindi]
HOLY #$%& GOD!
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Sorry. I was just blinded
by all the Caucasian-ness.
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I mean, there were a lot
of white people on that bus.
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We sat in the back out of choice.
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Sorry, Rosa Parks.
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"Emergency door.
To open, pull up."
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What if I accidentally pull down?
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Do we all die?
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[Bhanu] My dorky brother
didn't make anything easier.
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But then I saw another kid
counting a wad of cash.
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He was definitely up to no good.
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That girl has a strange, nervous tic.
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That's not a tic.
I don't know what they call it here.
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[speaking Hindi]
Penis rubbing.
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Disgusting!
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I'm reporting them.
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Stop it, Kamal.
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Sit down!
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What are you doing?
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- [alarm sounds]
- [chatter]
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[brakes hiss]
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Damn it! That's for emergencies!
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This is an emergency!
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That girl is rubbing that boy's penis!
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[laughter]
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[mouths words]
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[Bhanu] We weren't even at school yet,
and we were already pariahs.
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My youngest brother, on the other hand,
dude knew how to live.
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Booyah!
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How did this lead to Stu's parents?
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At the time, we were debating
on how to respond
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to the dead rabbits left on our porch.
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There was barely any debate.
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Mahesh just buried his head in the sand.
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Actually, she said,
buried his head up his rectal cavity.
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That's true.
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[Sudha] I was trying to figure out
what to do about our neighbors,
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but Mahesh had already moved on.
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I was going to go and look
at my new factory space
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then drive around,
get a feel for Pittsburgh.
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Want to come?
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They say
it's the Calcutta of Pennsylvania.
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I'm sure it is. But, first,
we need to confront
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Stu's parents
about those dead rabbits.
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We haven't even met them yet
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and you want to greet them
with accusations of racism?
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There's no accusation. He did it.
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Do you take the blame
for every dumb thing our kids do?
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Vinod set his zipper on fire
trying to burn off a string.
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[laughs]
Yes, but that was funny.
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This is terrorism.
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So now what?
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You want to take flowers to Stu's parents
and give them a pot of curry?
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Love thy neighbor.
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You catch more flies with honey.
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Mahesh, you want flies?
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Go and look at those rotting dead rabbits
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that neighbor's mushtanda
has left on our porch.
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The rabbits weren't still there.
We got rid of them the previous week.
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We? I got rid of the rabbits.
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Mahesh couldn't.
He's a dry-gagger.
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It's medical.
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As a doctor, I can confirm
it's not medical.
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Let's get back to the timeline
leading up to meeting Stu's parents.
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[clears throat]
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Kamal? Something to add?
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No, thank you.
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Let's take a break.
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They're hiding secrets.
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Definitely.
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What do you think?
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Let's go to the eye in the sky.
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Smart call.
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If they don't know we're watching,
they'll spill their guts.
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Yeah, they will.
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[Light Suit]
They're not spilling their guts.
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The kids are holding back.
We need to split them from their parents.
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Child separation?
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No, I don't need Rachel Maddow
calling me a monster.
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I don't mean cages.
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Just a few minutes alone
so the kids can talk freely
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without their parents
breathing down their necks.
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We can't trust anyone.
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You talk like they're El Chapo.
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I had a case where this sweet old lady
was dragged into a situation
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with six illegals living in her basement.
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They bled her dry in a welfare scam.
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But when I got the kids alone, they ratted
out the adults to save their kid-asses.
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Eventually, I found out
that sweet old granny was in on it too.
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Not Granny.
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We need the Pradeeps
to rat on each other.
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They've been gone a while.
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Maybe they went number two.
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What?
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So, kids, tell us more
about your first day of school.
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Where are our parents?
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We just wanna chat with you like this.
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Don't worry.
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You won't be in a cage.
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Cage?
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Kamal.
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No one should have to see
what you saw on that bus.
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I mean, the filthy depravity
of America.
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It affected me in dark ways.
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And it led to bigger things, didn't it?
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Mrs. Mills.
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Tell me about Mrs. Mills.
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She spoke like an angel.
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Thou shalt not be slutty.
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Thou shalt not say...
or... or...
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Now, before you say I just said them,
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I suffered the sin of saying them
so you won't have to, like Jesus.
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My mommy would love you.
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She calls rules "the bricks of morality."
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I wish we could put
the real Ten Commandments up.
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But the libtards hate Jesus.
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[chuckles]
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[Kamal] Then it happened.
A feeling I've never felt.
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I so badly wanted
to trade places with that cross.
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How it danced upon her bosom.
It stirred me.
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Mrs. Mills, this is an emergency.
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That boy has a bony-bone.
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[laughter]
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Payback's a bitch.
Lick me.
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Okay. Thank you, Lexie.
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Everybody settle down.
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[Kamal] But in that moment,
all I could think about was my mother.
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It makes total sense.
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He met a woman in authority
who loved rules and also swore.
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Mrs. Mills was like
a trashier, gettable version of Mom.
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Oedipal weirdo.
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There's a piece missing
that connects it all to a bigger puzzle.
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What is it, Kamal?
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Can we talk about something else?
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Vinod went to school and did stuff.
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Yeah, I got my first nickname.
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It came from my first friends in America.
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- What's up, Dumpster Boy?
- Dumpster Boy?
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I like that.
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Was that a garbage truck you rolled in
on this morning or your mom's underwear?
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[both]
Booyah!
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[laughs]
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That made no sense.
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But you delivered it with such passion.
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Those weren't the only
friends I made that day.
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Hate to burst your bubble, Dumpster Boy,
but they were crapping on you.
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Are you sure?
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They call me "Cane and disAble."
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I can only imagine
what they call me behind my back.
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I assume it's not Moshe Lipschitz.
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That sounds very disrespectful too.
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That's my real name.
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Oh, sorry.
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They call me "Threepeat"
because I st-stutter.
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I'm Willa.
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Hi, Willa. Hi, Moshe Lipshitz.
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Call me Mo.
As in Mo and Willa.
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We're a power couple.
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Oh! [laughs]
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I'm Vinod Pradeep.
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And I'm not going to let any name-calling
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ruin my first day
of American junior high.
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- [bully] Nerd!
- [groans]
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That bully also spat on me.
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Vinod, I think maybe you're telling us
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about being bullied
on the first day of school
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because your family was going
through the same thing at home?
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Must have built resentment.
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Made you want to burn something down.
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Like Firestarter.
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That was a kid.
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That was also a movie.
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Anything good happen
first day of school?
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I mean, you guys have any fun?
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May I see you
by the whiteboard?
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Why?
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I need you to show me the tilt thing.
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We're trying to find out
if this day led to Stu's parents
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and you're asking them
if they had fun?
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Oh, loosen this knob?
Oh, I see.
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I'm going off my gut here. I think there's
more happening than just arson.
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It's my pleasure.
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Your passive-aggressive whiteboard theater
was like watching our parents.
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But to answer your question,
my first day of school
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was pretty Gucci.
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I caught a drug dealer.
252
00:10:38,993 --> 00:10:42,914
Drug dealer?
This calls for a purple marker.
253
00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,376
[Bhanu] As I roamed the halls,
I found out our principal
254
00:10:46,376 --> 00:10:48,669
had a hard-on for sting operations.
255
00:10:48,669 --> 00:10:50,296
Do another surprise locker check.
256
00:10:50,296 --> 00:10:53,633
Hopefully, this time we'll find
real coke and not stevia.
257
00:10:53,633 --> 00:10:57,136
[Bhanu] This inside scoop connected me
to the criminal element
258
00:10:57,136 --> 00:10:58,930
of Allegheny Hills High School.
259
00:10:58,930 --> 00:11:00,932
It's darkest underbelly
260
00:11:00,932 --> 00:11:02,100
named Trevor.
261
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:04,060
Namaste. Drug business going well?
262
00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,812
Sorry, I'm nosy.
It's how I connect.
263
00:11:05,812 --> 00:11:07,480
What are you talking about?
264
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:08,564
And who even are you?
265
00:11:08,564 --> 00:11:10,274
I bet you can afford
your own iCloud account.
266
00:11:10,274 --> 00:11:11,484
Lucky bastard.
267
00:11:11,484 --> 00:11:13,611
Try living under the tyranny
of a shared family plan.
268
00:11:13,611 --> 00:11:16,823
Why don't you share that with your family?
Because I don't give a shit.
269
00:11:16,823 --> 00:11:20,159
I heard the principal talking
about surprise locker checks,
270
00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:21,786
you should probably clear yours out.
271
00:11:21,786 --> 00:11:23,329
You know, because of all the drugs.
272
00:11:23,329 --> 00:11:26,124
They just did locker checks
and all they got me for is stevia.
273
00:11:26,124 --> 00:11:27,041
Let's cut the crap.
274
00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:29,001
I heard the subtle rattle
of pills in your pocket
275
00:11:29,001 --> 00:11:30,461
and you have toilet paper on your shoe.
276
00:11:30,461 --> 00:11:33,297
Which, one, gross and, two, means
277
00:11:33,297 --> 00:11:34,924
you were just
in the boys bathroom dealing.
278
00:11:34,924 --> 00:11:37,176
Loving the sleuth vibe,
but get off my dick.
279
00:11:37,176 --> 00:11:38,177
Just trying to help.
280
00:11:39,178 --> 00:11:40,513
Jai Shree Krishna.
281
00:11:40,513 --> 00:11:42,515
After I dropped
the hammer on Trevor,
282
00:11:42,515 --> 00:11:44,517
I had another guy all over my dick.
283
00:11:49,105 --> 00:11:50,815
Normally, I don't like to break rules.
284
00:11:51,649 --> 00:11:53,734
Who am I kidding? I love to break rules.
285
00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:55,278
[chuckles]
286
00:11:55,278 --> 00:11:58,948
You hated Stu,
but your daughter couldn't get enough.
287
00:11:58,948 --> 00:12:00,408
Must have built resentment.
288
00:12:00,408 --> 00:12:02,952
It must have made
you want to burn something down.
289
00:12:02,952 --> 00:12:04,871
Okay, you got me.
290
00:12:04,871 --> 00:12:05,913
Here's my confession.
291
00:12:07,373 --> 00:12:12,253
I, Sudha Pradeep, am 100% guilty
of making you look like a clown.
292
00:12:15,214 --> 00:12:19,469
The only thing burning was my son's loins.
It haunts me to this very day.
293
00:12:19,469 --> 00:12:22,430
Trauma dies in sunlight.
Let it out, Mahesh.
294
00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:24,056
[Mahesh]
I was innocently soaking my feet
295
00:12:24,056 --> 00:12:26,726
because of all the hang nails
I get from winter boots.
296
00:12:26,726 --> 00:12:28,269
Sudha.
297
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:30,021
How should I know
where the nail clippers are?
298
00:12:30,021 --> 00:12:31,355
Kamal had them last.
299
00:12:31,355 --> 00:12:32,899
Sudha.
300
00:12:32,899 --> 00:12:35,318
Hey, don't say that about your son.
It's mean.
301
00:12:35,318 --> 00:12:39,030
[Mahesh] I was only cranky because I had
been too lax with my regular foot care.
302
00:12:39,906 --> 00:12:41,616
But I wasn't ready for what came next.
303
00:12:41,616 --> 00:12:43,117
Kamal, I need my nail clippers.
304
00:12:44,744 --> 00:12:47,830
[screams]
305
00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:50,249
Put it away! Put it away!
306
00:12:50,249 --> 00:12:52,418
All of it!
307
00:12:52,418 --> 00:12:54,712
What is this noise?
308
00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:56,506
I just saw a spider.
309
00:12:56,506 --> 00:12:58,049
A big one. It was very chunky.
310
00:12:59,759 --> 00:13:01,177
Wait a minute.
311
00:13:01,177 --> 00:13:04,889
Flushed cheeks, the smell of pheromones.
312
00:13:04,889 --> 00:13:06,724
Tissue? Hmm. Laptop.
313
00:13:10,645 --> 00:13:12,313
Who is Janice Mills?
314
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,272
My English teacher.
315
00:13:13,272 --> 00:13:14,398
I know it's immoral.
316
00:13:14,398 --> 00:13:18,236
Kamal, what you were doing
was almost completely normal.
317
00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:20,404
Those feelings happened to you too?
318
00:13:21,239 --> 00:13:23,991
His first time was after
he touched a cow udder.
319
00:13:23,991 --> 00:13:26,285
I told you that in confidence, Sudha.
320
00:13:26,285 --> 00:13:28,579
What happens on the farm
stays on the farm.
321
00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:32,250
I'm confiscating your laptop
for two weeks.
322
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,459
What?
323
00:13:35,503 --> 00:13:37,338
He needs his laptop for homework.
324
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,090
I think we should discuss this.
325
00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:40,800
Oh? Now you want to discuss things?
326
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,301
I should have equal say.
327
00:13:42,301 --> 00:13:45,471
Equal say? Are you kidding me?
328
00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:48,683
Mahesh Ranchhodlal Pradeep,
you are so bloody--
329
00:13:48,683 --> 00:13:50,726
I feel this is about something else.
330
00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:52,687
It's about everything else.
331
00:13:52,687 --> 00:13:55,648
Us moving here
with no equal say from me.
332
00:13:55,648 --> 00:13:58,985
Having to wait for my medical career
with no equal say from me.
333
00:13:58,985 --> 00:14:01,988
Ignoring those dead rabbits
with no equal say from me.
334
00:14:02,947 --> 00:14:04,407
You're right.
335
00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:05,741
You should have equal say.
336
00:14:07,159 --> 00:14:08,327
How do you want to deal with Kamal?
337
00:14:09,704 --> 00:14:11,455
I'd rather deal with the dead rabbits.
338
00:14:11,455 --> 00:14:14,625
[sighs] Good. I was hoping
you'd say that.
339
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:15,710
Challa.
340
00:14:19,964 --> 00:14:22,091
I really do appreciate you
coming with me.
341
00:14:22,091 --> 00:14:24,927
I want to support you. Always.
342
00:14:24,927 --> 00:14:27,096
Why did I have to come?
343
00:14:27,096 --> 00:14:30,266
Because you can't be left alone
with tissues and no supervision.
344
00:14:30,266 --> 00:14:31,267
She's right.
345
00:14:39,859 --> 00:14:40,860
Hey, there.
346
00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:42,153
You the new Indians on the block?
347
00:14:42,153 --> 00:14:43,446
Guilty.
348
00:14:43,446 --> 00:14:44,780
Sudha and Mahesh Pradeep.
349
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,574
- Jimbo.
- [Janice] Who is it, hon?
350
00:14:46,574 --> 00:14:49,869
AGT is on
and there's a guy juggling birds.
351
00:14:49,869 --> 00:14:51,037
Oh, Kamal!
352
00:14:51,037 --> 00:14:53,205
This is the new kid
I was telling you about.
353
00:14:53,205 --> 00:14:55,833
- Mrs. Mills?
- Your teacher is Stu's mother?
354
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,084
Oh... me.
355
00:15:02,214 --> 00:15:03,257
Well, praise be.
356
00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:06,302
I had no idea
you lived here.
357
00:15:06,302 --> 00:15:07,303
He looks pale.
358
00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:08,554
Which is saying something.
359
00:15:08,554 --> 00:15:10,264
Oh! Are you chilly?
Do you need a sweater?
360
00:15:10,264 --> 00:15:11,432
Here, take mine.
361
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,351
[gasping, panting]
362
00:15:13,351 --> 00:15:14,810
Honey, put the twins away.
363
00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:16,062
The little guy can't handle it.
364
00:15:16,062 --> 00:15:17,772
Oh, it is chilly out.
365
00:15:18,814 --> 00:15:19,774
[gasps]
366
00:15:19,774 --> 00:15:21,525
Go calm down over there, beta.
367
00:15:21,525 --> 00:15:22,568
It's nothing like that.
368
00:15:22,568 --> 00:15:24,403
Things are just
a little scrambled up there.
369
00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:26,113
I'll go check if he's okay.
370
00:15:27,031 --> 00:15:28,199
I'm sorry.
371
00:15:28,199 --> 00:15:29,325
What was your name again?
372
00:15:29,325 --> 00:15:30,493
Doctor Pradeep.
373
00:15:30,493 --> 00:15:31,410
Oh.
374
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:34,205
"Doctor" is what I call the fella
who fingers my prostate.
375
00:15:34,205 --> 00:15:36,332
Doesn't feel very neighborly.
376
00:15:36,332 --> 00:15:38,834
Neighborliness is actually
what I've come to talk about.
377
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,711
Your son threatened our lives.
378
00:15:40,711 --> 00:15:41,837
Well, that's crazy.
379
00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:44,507
Stu is as sweet as can be.
380
00:15:44,507 --> 00:15:46,258
He left dead rabbits on our porch
381
00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:49,136
after I caught him
trying to have sex with my daughter.
382
00:15:49,136 --> 00:15:53,015
I think I'd notice if our son was
messing around with some disgusting...
383
00:15:53,015 --> 00:15:54,058
Indian girl?
384
00:15:54,975 --> 00:15:56,352
Dead rabbits, silly.
385
00:15:57,812 --> 00:15:58,813
I have proof.
386
00:15:58,813 --> 00:16:00,564
Stay here.
387
00:16:00,564 --> 00:16:02,274
That boy does not look right.
388
00:16:02,274 --> 00:16:03,859
How does your mother calm you down?
389
00:16:05,111 --> 00:16:08,823
She puts my head in her lap,
strokes my hair, and French kisses me.
390
00:16:08,823 --> 00:16:10,491
That's disturbing.
391
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:13,369
It's not what you think. He means
the way the French kiss.
392
00:16:13,369 --> 00:16:15,371
Right, with passion and tongues.
393
00:16:15,371 --> 00:16:17,415
No, it's not like that. It's...
394
00:16:17,415 --> 00:16:19,500
It'll be easier if I just show you.
395
00:16:22,962 --> 00:16:24,547
You classy son of a bitch!
396
00:16:25,464 --> 00:16:27,299
Want me to get your boy a Bud?
Take the edge off.
397
00:16:27,299 --> 00:16:28,426
Kamal's 15.
398
00:16:28,426 --> 00:16:30,886
- My bad. Bud Light?
- No, thank you.
399
00:16:30,886 --> 00:16:32,471
But thank you.
400
00:16:32,471 --> 00:16:35,808
[Sudha] Wait till they get a load
of these furry little treats.
401
00:16:35,808 --> 00:16:37,393
Kamal, go home.
402
00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:39,478
Pants on, laptop closed.
403
00:16:41,355 --> 00:16:42,565
Five dead rabbits.
404
00:16:43,399 --> 00:16:45,025
You kept them?
405
00:16:45,025 --> 00:16:46,986
Yes, I put the evidence in our freezer.
406
00:16:46,986 --> 00:16:49,697
I keep my mango ice cream
in there. [gags]
407
00:16:49,697 --> 00:16:50,698
You okay there?
408
00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:52,324
I'm a dry-gagger. It's medical.
409
00:16:52,324 --> 00:16:53,784
No, it's not.
410
00:16:53,784 --> 00:16:56,412
Stu would never do this.
411
00:16:56,412 --> 00:16:57,788
How can you be so sure?
412
00:16:57,788 --> 00:16:58,914
We're Christians.
413
00:16:58,914 --> 00:17:01,375
Yeah. We taught Stu
to love thy neighbor and shit.
414
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:02,710
That's what I told Sudha.
415
00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:04,754
You're siding with them?
416
00:17:04,754 --> 00:17:06,172
We held hands.
417
00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:10,426
I'm simply saying it's a good idea to have
good relationships with our neighbors.
418
00:17:10,426 --> 00:17:11,969
Bible says the same.
419
00:17:11,969 --> 00:17:14,221
It also says, "Love thy wife."
420
00:17:14,221 --> 00:17:16,766
You're thinking, "Thou shalt not
covet thy neighbor's wife."
421
00:17:16,766 --> 00:17:18,017
You hear that, bud?
422
00:17:18,017 --> 00:17:20,352
Keep your eyes off
my gal's sexy badonk.
423
00:17:20,352 --> 00:17:22,563
So, this badonk is equally off limits.
424
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,064
[laughing]
425
00:17:24,064 --> 00:17:25,524
I'm just lightening the mood.
426
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,861
Neither of us are going to be leering
at your respective badonks.
427
00:17:30,488 --> 00:17:31,697
Here's a Bible for you.
428
00:17:32,531 --> 00:17:34,366
This is an unusually soft book.
429
00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:35,701
Probably rabbit fur.
430
00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:38,579
Jan-Jan makes her own
Bible covers out of velour.
431
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:39,747
I call it VeLord.
432
00:17:39,747 --> 00:17:42,249
This close to getting them on QVC.
433
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,628
Can we get back to what your son did?
434
00:17:45,628 --> 00:17:47,213
Who knows
what who did?
435
00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:49,548
Me? I know your son did this.
436
00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:52,676
I'm not sure what you folks do
in your dealio,
437
00:17:52,676 --> 00:17:55,554
but we Christians
are all about forgiveness.
438
00:17:56,388 --> 00:17:59,141
And maybe one day
you can be Christians too.
439
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,019
It might help you with some of that rage.
440
00:18:02,019 --> 00:18:06,690
[Mahesh] My wife has zero rage
unless you accuse her of having rage.
441
00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:09,151
Would you say you're all here
because of your mother's rage?
442
00:18:09,151 --> 00:18:11,570
Yeah, mom's a rage monster.
443
00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:12,488
[groans]
444
00:18:12,488 --> 00:18:14,949
Which she passed down to Bhanu.
445
00:18:14,949 --> 00:18:18,035
But, you know,
I live my life as a pacifist.
446
00:18:19,912 --> 00:18:22,164
Which I currently regret.
447
00:18:22,164 --> 00:18:25,543
You're not just saying that
just to get out of trouble, are you?
448
00:18:25,543 --> 00:18:27,753
No. Ask my friends.
449
00:18:27,753 --> 00:18:28,754
All two of them.
450
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,757
Why are we the only ones sitting here?
451
00:18:31,757 --> 00:18:33,092
We're outcasts.
452
00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:36,053
Mo limps, I stutter,
and you're Indian.
453
00:18:39,098 --> 00:18:40,599
Move your dumb canes.
454
00:18:40,599 --> 00:18:44,311
Someone's gonna break their legs
and end up gimping around like you.
455
00:18:45,396 --> 00:18:48,357
What are you l-l-l-looking at,
Three-peat?
456
00:18:48,357 --> 00:18:50,609
[chuckles]
Good one.
457
00:18:50,609 --> 00:18:54,655
I'd love to crack that guy over the head,
but I don't want to bend my canes.
458
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,991
Our HMO co-pay
is very high.
459
00:18:56,991 --> 00:18:59,368
Violence is not the answer.
460
00:18:59,368 --> 00:19:00,953
It is with that j-jerk.
461
00:19:01,829 --> 00:19:03,998
I follow the way of this guy.
462
00:19:05,332 --> 00:19:06,917
Anorexic Charlie Brown?
463
00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:07,835
Gandhi.
464
00:19:07,835 --> 00:19:10,170
Why carry money
you can't use?
465
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,714
For inspiration.
466
00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:13,382
So, you're weird in other ways too?
467
00:19:13,382 --> 00:19:15,342
You really do belong with us.
468
00:19:15,342 --> 00:19:18,429
Those who are at the bottom
can always climb to the top.
469
00:19:18,429 --> 00:19:20,097
Dude, read the room.
470
00:19:20,097 --> 00:19:22,516
I'm not big on climbing metaphors.
471
00:19:22,516 --> 00:19:25,477
I mean through
peaceful resistance to bullying.
472
00:19:25,477 --> 00:19:27,229
Oh! Pudding, anyone?
473
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,481
[laughing]
474
00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:32,902
That's... up.
475
00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:37,156
They can take away my pudding cup,
but they cannot take away my dignity.
476
00:19:38,073 --> 00:19:39,617
Here's your inspiration back, gorgeous.
477
00:19:40,951 --> 00:19:42,995
Keep it. I want you to have it.
478
00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:48,250
Little did I know, that moment
created a love triangle for the ages.
479
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,294
I'm sensing a common thread here.
480
00:19:50,294 --> 00:19:53,297
On the first day of school,
all three of you sought connection.
481
00:19:53,297 --> 00:19:56,216
You're trying to establish
routes away from your parents.
482
00:19:56,216 --> 00:19:57,801
I have a B.A. in Psychology.
483
00:19:58,677 --> 00:20:00,554
I have a M.F.A. in Creative Writing.
484
00:20:00,554 --> 00:20:01,722
Just as useless.
485
00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:05,517
Let's get back
to your mom, the rage monster.
486
00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:07,770
I need an extra pudding cup for tomorrow.
487
00:20:08,687 --> 00:20:10,606
I have a bully problem.
488
00:20:10,606 --> 00:20:11,732
Me too, beta.
489
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:14,902
[Mahesh]
"Man shall not live by bread alone."
490
00:20:14,902 --> 00:20:17,237
I think Jesus was talking
about God's love.
491
00:20:18,238 --> 00:20:21,033
But that's because poor Jesus
never tasted Sudha's curry.
492
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:25,704
I didn't hear any of that because
I was too busy leering at your badonk.
493
00:20:25,704 --> 00:20:26,914
I'm sorry for earlier.
494
00:20:26,914 --> 00:20:28,666
I didn't mean to side with the Mills.
495
00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:30,834
I just believe in killing them
with kindness.
496
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,127
Me too.
497
00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:33,963
I'm making them a curry.
498
00:20:33,963 --> 00:20:35,798
You're amazing. Can I have some?
499
00:20:35,798 --> 00:20:36,924
No, it's for the Mills.
500
00:20:42,638 --> 00:20:43,889
First class.
501
00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:48,602
[gasps]
502
00:20:48,602 --> 00:20:50,646
Did you make that with the dead rabbits?
503
00:20:50,646 --> 00:20:52,064
Shh, shh. Chup.
504
00:20:52,064 --> 00:20:54,525
You're not killing them with kindness.
505
00:20:54,525 --> 00:20:56,110
You're just killing them.
506
00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:57,695
No one's dying.
507
00:20:57,695 --> 00:21:00,239
Maybe a little E. coli,
but I know what I'm doing.
508
00:21:00,239 --> 00:21:01,573
I'm a doctor.
509
00:21:01,573 --> 00:21:03,492
But Papa ate some.
510
00:21:03,492 --> 00:21:05,661
That's disgusting.
511
00:21:05,661 --> 00:21:08,831
He chose not to listen to me,
and now he's eaten a bunny.
512
00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:11,041
Let that be a lesson.
513
00:21:12,543 --> 00:21:16,171
[Vinod] The only lesson was that my mom
was an aspiring murderer.
514
00:21:16,171 --> 00:21:19,091
You were right.
Splitting up the kids was the way to go.
515
00:21:19,091 --> 00:21:22,553
And props to you for getting Vinod
blabbing about his twisted mother.
516
00:21:22,553 --> 00:21:24,430
He's quite the bean-spiller.
517
00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:26,056
You know, something else struck me.
518
00:21:26,056 --> 00:21:27,891
- Hmm?
- Vinod's friend Mo.
519
00:21:27,891 --> 00:21:30,310
- Cane boy.
- There was a note in the report about
520
00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:32,604
divot marks made on the Mills' lawn.
521
00:21:32,604 --> 00:21:33,939
Maybe they were made by canes.
522
00:21:33,939 --> 00:21:36,025
You think
Vinod recruited his pals?
523
00:21:36,025 --> 00:21:37,484
No, I-I-I'm just--
524
00:21:37,484 --> 00:21:40,029
Assuming the worst about people? Attaboy.
525
00:21:40,946 --> 00:21:43,198
So, you want to keep on with the kids?
526
00:21:43,198 --> 00:21:45,367
Let's go talk to someone
we haven't talked to yet.
527
00:21:47,786 --> 00:21:49,329
Tell us about the jerky incident.
528
00:21:49,329 --> 00:21:50,706
We want to hear your version.
529
00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:55,210
[Bhanu] I'm starving!
Got any stupid snacks?
530
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:57,588
This stupid truck is disgusting.
531
00:21:57,588 --> 00:21:59,757
It was my grandfather's.
532
00:21:59,757 --> 00:22:02,217
I loved him dearly
and cared for him through his dementia
533
00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:03,594
because family is important to me.
534
00:22:03,594 --> 00:22:04,928
What's this stupid thing?
535
00:22:04,928 --> 00:22:06,013
A dried-up dick?
536
00:22:06,013 --> 00:22:07,389
It's beef jerky.
537
00:22:07,389 --> 00:22:08,974
My grandfather taught me how to make it.
538
00:22:08,974 --> 00:22:09,975
The one who died.
539
00:22:09,975 --> 00:22:11,477
Screw your dead grandfather.
540
00:22:12,311 --> 00:22:13,312
I'm gonna eat it.
541
00:22:13,312 --> 00:22:16,482
It'll really piss off my mom
to know that I ate beef.
542
00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:17,941
You know, it's God to Hindus.
543
00:22:19,735 --> 00:22:21,445
No, Bhanu, don't compromise your values.
544
00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:24,740
My mom is so controlling.
545
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:26,366
My mom's perfect.
546
00:22:26,366 --> 00:22:27,534
She raised me so well.
547
00:22:29,244 --> 00:22:32,915
Wow, that's a really
glowing review of your son.
548
00:22:32,915 --> 00:22:33,874
And yourself.
549
00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:36,376
Well, as a Christian,
I always speak the truth.
550
00:22:36,376 --> 00:22:39,713
For example, I hate your blouse.
551
00:22:39,713 --> 00:22:43,592
Let's keep that honesty flowing
and less targeted at my wardrobe.
552
00:22:43,592 --> 00:22:44,885
Sure. Now that's out of the way.
553
00:22:45,844 --> 00:22:47,846
You should see how
she drugs my brother.
554
00:22:47,846 --> 00:22:49,973
Bhanu, doing drugs isn't cool.
555
00:22:50,974 --> 00:22:52,017
You know what is cool?
556
00:22:52,017 --> 00:22:54,645
Selling drugs and getting rich, bitch.
557
00:22:54,645 --> 00:22:55,979
Then I can get my own phone plan
558
00:22:55,979 --> 00:22:59,608
so my non-Christian, pagan mom
can't spy on me.
559
00:22:59,608 --> 00:23:01,151
[cackles]
560
00:23:01,151 --> 00:23:05,239
Hold the phone. You're saying Bhanu
was a bad influence on Stu?
561
00:23:05,239 --> 00:23:07,950
Oh, that girl's the devil,
just like her mom.
562
00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:09,326
"Devil." Red marker.
563
00:23:10,202 --> 00:23:11,286
All right.
564
00:23:11,286 --> 00:23:12,955
How'd that rabbit curry go down?
565
00:23:12,955 --> 00:23:17,835
Oh, it went down fine,
but it came out mad and fast.
566
00:23:17,835 --> 00:23:19,837
I had to buy a new mattress.
567
00:23:19,837 --> 00:23:21,922
The trials of Job for his anus.
568
00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,507
That was the least of it.
569
00:23:23,507 --> 00:23:26,552
Bhanu Pradeep got my son banned from Ohio.
570
00:23:27,845 --> 00:23:28,971
What happened in Ohio?
571
00:23:28,971 --> 00:23:31,431
Something very, very illegal.
572
00:23:31,431 --> 00:23:33,559
You have no idea the trouble
573
00:23:33,559 --> 00:23:35,894
their daughter
got our poor Stu into.
574
00:23:37,563 --> 00:23:39,481
[end music playing]
575
00:24:39,082 --> 00:24:40,959
So you saw the light
at the end of the tunnel?
576
00:24:40,959 --> 00:24:42,711
The light was the headlight
of an oncoming train
577
00:24:42,711 --> 00:24:45,255
about to splatter our brains
all over the tracks.
578
00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:46,882
[Bhanu]
Next on The Pradeeps of Pittsburgh.
579
00:24:46,882 --> 00:24:48,383
I'm in this great book club.
580
00:24:48,383 --> 00:24:51,053
- Sudha?
- What is she doing here?
581
00:24:51,053 --> 00:24:53,305
- You know Janice?
- She's my mortal enemy.
582
00:24:53,305 --> 00:24:55,641
Boys, I've signed you up
for American sports.
583
00:24:55,641 --> 00:24:58,101
I'm your boy's B-ball coach.
Raw-dog it, boy!
584
00:24:58,101 --> 00:24:59,019
[groans]
585
00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:00,812
Your bro's meds are selling like hotcakes.
586
00:25:00,812 --> 00:25:02,814
I've got a business proposition for you.
587
00:25:02,814 --> 00:25:05,442
[Light Suit] Did you know your daughter
was doing drug deals with Stu Mills?
588
00:25:05,442 --> 00:25:07,319
It was like "Bhanu and Clyde."
589
00:25:07,319 --> 00:25:08,278
[gasps]
590
00:25:08,278 --> 00:25:09,655
Shut up and drive!
591
00:25:09,655 --> 00:25:10,781
Yes, ma'am.
592
00:25:10,781 --> 00:25:13,116
[tires screeching]